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Lucasfilm Developing
STAR WARS Sitcom!!
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Lucasfilm has a new animated “Star Wars” TV comedy in the works. “Daily Show” writer Brendan Hay will be involved, as will “Robot Chicken” creators Seth Green and Matthew Seinreich.
No channel or plotline or characters have been announced, but I’m guessing those super-clumsy Roger Roger Robots might put in an appearance.
Lucasfilm also has a non-animated “Star Wars” series (set between "Revenge of the Sith" and "A New Hope") in the works, and is reportedly developing another animated “Star Wars” series aimed at preschoolers.
Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.
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Die in a fire lucas
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I thought George's primary focus is to transfer the OT to 3-D.
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Hoes!!!
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Where the goiter gets all his BEST ideas.
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With Boba Fett as the sassy black Maid
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Commits Mass Murder: X Brings home a Corpse: X Megalomaniacal Rant: X
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When you should be thinking Daily Show and Robot Chicken... this could work...
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and making himself look like the money hungry cunt that Mr Plinkett makes him out to be. <br> <br> Way to go, George.
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milk, baby, milk!
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Should just smash shit and yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in every episode. Comic Gold right there.
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I think it was called The Phantom Menace or something like that
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It's an animated comedy series. Could still have loads of action in it.
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Isn't it a little late for April Fool's?
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That 'bout sums it up
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A half-hr serial of Jar Jar stepping in shit.
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The BAD Star Wars sooooo outweighs the GOOD Star Wars now.
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Please. Just make it stop.
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April 5, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST
TWO AND A HALF MAINTENANCE DROIDS?
by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName
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Someone call Plinkett.
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FAAAAAAA-RRRRRRRRTah!!!!!!
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Lucasfilm is best at trying to milk the Star Wars franchise for all it's worth. Sounds like a shitty idea, though.
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seinclone.<p>bernie maclone.<p>clone of the hill.<p>sanford and clone.<p>the mary tyler clone show.<p>married with clones.<p>the bill clonesby show.
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make it stop.
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i draw the line at the clone wars cartoon with that stupid girl bitch but this is ridiculous.
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Look I love all the star wars movies even with the prequels faults. I thank George for influencing me to write stories, act and become a film maker. I work on TV and Movies sets and see everyday what it takes to get something from script to screen but Damn it! Enough is Enough Star Wars is not a Sit-com! GOD DAMN IT! George I too believe that the creator should have control over there ideas and stories but now I Have to join those people that have said for years now that you have lost your way! A sit com for pre-schoolers come on man what the F#CK Man! And I know the TV series is going in the wrong direction! People want to see Boba Fett work With Darth Vader in hunting down the Jedi for the Empire! Not Boba working for Jabba or on his own little side missions! They want to know what Vader meant in The Empire strikes back when he points to Boba and says NO Disintegrations! Most likely mean Vader and Boba worked together killing the remaining Jedi Hunting them down for a Jedi killing his father and Vader greed for being the only Power sith/Jedi remaining! Damn it! It is not a sit-com! George I can save you I can bring you back to the good side !
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Sorry, but if I had to rate the things I loved about Star Wars, even as a very young child, Lucas' sense of humor and pandering to children would not be on the list.<p><p>Action, a sense of adventure and something epic, mystery, characters I cared about, and the occasional dry/subdued humor? Well, that's something different all together. However, that doesn't sound like what they are going for. <p><p> -Cheers
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this could be a red dwarf type of thing smug-heads.
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April 5, 2010, 2:09 p.m. CST
So this is DIFFERENT than the animated comedy show for kids?
by D.Vader
Huh wha? Are you sure?
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April 5, 2010, 2:11 p.m. CST
BTW, the "Roger roger" joke was great the 1st time it was used
by D.Vader
6 different bots kept saying "roger roger" to each other in a scene that was VERY reminiscent of the "Doctor, doctor..." scene from Spies Like Us. I loved it.
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I mean, no-one cares about Star Wars anymore, right?
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.....and he had so much fun he wants to keep coming back arount to jump it some more :) I'm done with Star Wars. The Prequels sucked and were cartoon abominations, the cartoon is there to sell toys, the live action TV show will be a joke most likely. I won't buy anymore of the games or give this man one single dime more. A Cartoon for pre-schoolers....that tells all the fans right there where this mans mind is, he just wants the money and to hell with the world he created. With the Dune universe at least it was Frank Herbert's son that was responsible for fucking that all up...but George has totally tainted and destroyed his own universe.
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That's a better one.
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Two And A Half Wookies!
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Awesome, DangerD!
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...insert George's cock. Let the raping commence.
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really.
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Was filmed live in front of a studio audience!
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I was laughing at least.
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This cannot possibly be true.
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they were called blue harvest and something something some and they were terrible.
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leave a message on this webzone if you wanna pizzaroll
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Suck it Georgie
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Eat that, Baio!
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actually hilarious in some parts, so this could be good.
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so why not.
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Admiral Ackbar.
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Sad.
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where they cut that walrus' arm.
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without seeing Admiral Ackbar
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Luke learn a shocking truth about his father.
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when a franchise gets milked and kicked to death over decades it will always lose its appeal. Star Wars is just such a franchise. The more that gets made in that galaxy far far away, the less I give a shit because it's become nothing but a convoluted mess only created to make money with stupid fucking toys.
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They struck a gas mine, and became rich!
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Red to Eric: "I'll stick my foot up your snaggletooth ass!"
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"So I'm like 'Please, brotha! You think you can bungle a planetary invasion and put that over on a Sith Lord? Sheeeeeeeit.' So then I force-grabbed Ossle's trechea and started squeezing. The only thing better than the look on his face as I squeezed the life from him was watching Piet try to stand there and look like nothing unusual was happening right next to him."
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"Friends" but set in the Ewok village...and no one understands what the hell they are saying...
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the "set between 3 and 4 TV show" is vaporware, its never going to happen.
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subject
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April 5, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST
Have they learned nothing from the Christmas special?
by MrMysteryGuest
Nothing at all?
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It fucked him in the head at the same time. But I guess its his right to destroy the empire that he created. What a fucking jag load he is.
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BOOYAH!
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For all you Brit-comedy folks out there...
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the only thing left is a moldy carcass and maggots. Thanks George, now I can't even look at the good Start Wars anymore without hating your fucking guts
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About a has-been Jedi master who once slew 4 Sith Lords in a single lightsabre duel, but got tricked by a royal handmaiden from Naboo into marrying her. The next thing he knew, he was expelled from the Jedi order, had two kids (the daughter, a dumb-blonde who wears her Jedi robes too tight and its said turns Jedi-Mind Tricks for cheap, and the son who, try as he might, can't seem to be able to stick his lightsabre into anything). Now he's trapped in a life he never wanted, relegated to selling metal space-bikinis to fat women. His neighbors are a small Jawa named Martian, who likes to pretend she's a vuluptuous human female, and Biggs, a wookie obsessed with his own hair who wouldn't even make a decent first mate on a Correllian smuggling freighter.
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And I'm sorry but any live-action film set between Sith and Hope will be depressing. Still, I'm trying to figure out how they'll deal with Anakin's padawan girl in the Clone Wars cartoon show. At some point, she has to die - doesn't she? Depressing.
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snap snap.
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Padme, you got some splainin to do!<p> Oh, Ani! Wahhhhh!
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to steal someone's shit.
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Starring Mace Windu, Ben Kenobi and Yoda.
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When Lucas kept such tight restrictions on what could be done with the Star Wars franchise that it was a huge deal that he let Timothy Zahn write three novels that took place after the movie trilogy? Now there's literally no potential revenue stream he won't tap into to cash in. Star Wars used to be really special when I was a kid and now it's just an endless parade of trash. Sad.
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Is the name of the pre-schooler one, based on the existing toyline.
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Woke up this mornin', got myself a lightsaber!
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their own show. Why not, at this point.
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Satan's news desk.
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really? that makes no sense. you ruin games with your Joey Gladstone humor.
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Just show the "romance" from the prequels. Lines like "I hate sand" will I'm sure get a few guffaws. They sure did back when I saw II in the theater.
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April 5, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST
Gordon Ramsey's Cantina Nightmares
by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonBreak
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Huh? Whuzzat? Lucas' meds need to be balanced again? This is a surprise?
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What do you all have degrees in poetry? You sorry bunch of hippies for gods sake let's not use the billions of dollars of medical equipment around us, no lets just get on our knees and pray! Dr Ball, M.D.
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Sandperson 1: Nrrrrggg Uhh-uh-nrrrg! Sandperson 2: Nrrrk-nrrrk-nrrrrk! Sandkid: Penis!
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"Lab says he was eaten by the Sarlacc." "Dude, EVERYBODY gets eaten by the damn Sarlacc!"
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April 5, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST
It'll be just like Cheers, but set in the Mos Eisley cantina
by GreatWhiteNoise
Someone PLEASE tell me this is a very belated April Fool's Day joke. Please??
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They could CG Redd Foxx's face on to play Mace Windu...
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Now THAT could be a show.
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Why not marry Star Wars with AICN's favorite series ever?
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with Desi Arnaz as Ricky Solo.
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Anakin, put on your red pajamas. We're gonna go look for the green guys!
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Obviously, this would be Star Wars Porn, definitely NOT for pre-schoolers.
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Endless hours of Star Wars drama!
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The true story of Lucasfilm
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We don't even need to read the posts!
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Huh-huh. Cool. *coughing fit* Huh-huh.
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He's a Sith; She's a Christian. Can two people from such different worlds look past their differences to find true love? Find out on Friday nights. Starring Darth Vader as Darth Vader, and Sarah Palin as Bonnie Vader. TGIF is back ladies and gentlemen. Watch it this fall right after Full House: The Next Generation! [Put pistol to head... Pull trigger.... ahhhh sweet release]
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dammit he ate The Man again...
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A Team of Jedi knights in search of a really good script that has gone missing after A real writer penning a good star wars movie has been killed mysteriously and the only clue to the killer is the initials GL left in the victims blood
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Because my bunghole isn't raw enough from the assfucking I got from George for each of the prequels.
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This is not what I wanted to read when I got home today. DAMN IT.
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Star Wars is a setting. The difference between a good sitcom and a bad sitcom is NOT the setting. It is primarily the writing, acting and directing. I like the writers, so far. We'll have to wait and see about direction and actors. Lucas bashing has become so easy that people jump to it instantly without question. The guy did some great stuff once. Even after some disappointments, we need to give him a chance before we assume failure.
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When a giant death ray comes from the sky, and only a 1-person escape pod available, 20 castaways fight it out to be declared SOLE SURVIVOR!
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*singing* "Ponda Baba, Ponda Baba, Ponda Baba..."
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GL: Maybe somebody might mis-read the TV onscreen guide and think it's the other, BETTER show.
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...Lucas pipes up again about these "little independent" movies he wants to make -- the Tuskegee Airmen project, blah blah blah. Then, after a couple of minutes, everybody forgets about that, including him, and he goes right back to the dried up SW well and hauls up another bucket of shit and mud. Not that I give a shit about seeing Lucas's take on the Tuskegee Airmen. Frankly, I hope it never does get made. I mean, didn't those guys suffer enough indignity in their day? Do they need a movie about them in which one of the pilots steps in feces as he's walking to his plane?
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I had a short circuit in my right leg actuator and now I'm addicted to high viscosity oil.
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Featuring Darth Drama and Moff Turtle.
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You do realize you don't have to watch this...right? The ignorance of the posts here indicate that most are not smart enough to comprehend that fact.
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And Robot Chicken sucks!!! I know a girl who works on the show, and I mean no disrespect to her, but the show is really, really bad.
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Can you beat Han Solo's record time of 12 parsecs or less?
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They would need to slice Trump's arms off with light sabers and get a Jedi Knight to make him sign the rights to the title over... I think it could happen
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April 5, 2010, 4:11 p.m. CST
HBO to co-produce series of 'Twi'lek Unchained' films
by Darth_Inedible
NEW YORK, April. 3 /PRNewswire/ -- Next year George Lucas and HBO will join forces to produce a series of adult-themed films following the adventures of two alien "Twi'lek" slave-girls and their adventures within the dark underworld of futuristic Coruscant city. Twi'lek Unchained: The Harem of Bubba the Hutt is scheduled for release in Spring 2011 and will be followed by in Fall 2011 by Twi'lek Unchained: The Droid of Unusual Talents.
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It's the fault of Robot Chicken and Family Guy making money by doing parodies - so Lucas will do 'em himself. And , Hugh, the problem we have is that it'll be stupid, and we would like to see some quality Star Wars projects. It just makes things worse when all this shit with the Star Wars name on it is out there and the general public eats it and Star Wars becomes more and more just some McDonald's-style sci-fi. We know we can go elsewhere for smart entertainment, but we' WANT some quality Star Wars.
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Hey, Hey, Hey!
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My nephew brought all of his Robot chicken DVDs over hoping I'd watch a bunch with him. He's been geeking out about it for months telling me how awesome it is. <p> We ended up watching one episode and I was like "eh. No thanks. Wanna play PS3 instead?" <p> One episode was enough to tell me the show is made for people with 5-second attention spans. Bleah!
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Yeah, Star Wars Robot Chicken was fun for a special or two. I can't see there being enough material to make a series work.
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...it's called the prequels.
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April 5, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST
" I'd buy that for a republic credit...but they no good round he
by Bileranter
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like Reba. I dunno.
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...and the political plot, the war conflict...and the workings of the governmental system, were absolutely unintelligible, and the prequel trilogy was a overwhelming simplistic mess, and yet, the political acts that fueled the war, and the intrigues therein, were all over the place...and the Jedis were stupid, and arrogant--they were the damn villains of the piece, and the peace, ironically, and should have been overthrown. The prequels failed on so many major levels, it is just embarrassing and sad. The incompetence of the writing and execution of those films is absolutely shocking...and now this fool, George Lucas, is planning 2 TV series when he can't even handle his own movies???!!!!
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Bonnie Piesse is an hottie!
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There needs to be a new clause put in directors contracts from now on that states, once the movie is released; The originator of the concept ( I'm talking about writer/directors here) has all control over future franchise property and has to limit themselves to a pre agreed upon number of sequels or prequels if they have "more story" to tell. And after that, no more. Basically, there needs to be some sort of legally binding clause that will not allow future generations or even your own future self from dragging properties out waaaay beyond there life potential. I'm looking at you Star Wars/Trek.
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WTF?
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the horse is dead, stop beating it.
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...and make more money off the misery of fans.
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Is Lucasfilm co-opting Plinkett to save face now? Can't wait to see the spoof of the spoof of the spoof roll around.
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Ban for Jackslater please, kthanxbi
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...and the haters will continue to cry and moan, completely impotent in their wrongness.
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work if its in the vibe of guybrush threepwood.
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Chicken Robot?<br> My Homeworld And Welcome To It?<br> I Dream Of Jedi?<br> Love, Tatooine Style?
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that was a cool show.
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EVERY WET, WARM HOLE.
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SITCOM STAR WARS IS THE NEW FRONTIER
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I was 10.
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...but no spin off for anythin Whedon? damn you Trekkies (dont know what Star Wars fans are called, so Ill just call ya Trekkies)...
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She was a close talker two face so I disintegrated her.
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Starring Larry David as Skippy the Jedi droid
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Sorry, I just can't help a good Skippy the Jedi Droid reference slip by.
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CAN'T believe nobody thought of that one.
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derp
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I'm George. There's an udder in front of me. I'm pulling like crazy but all that's coming out is shit.
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Nobody thought of that either?
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Holy crap did I just date myself
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Again, can't believe nobody thought of it first.
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AGAIN!
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A group of drunken clones living in an old burnt out Star Destroyer.
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Why the hellll are they milking this stupid endless war for all it's worth? God, even the antimated cartoon has become unimaginative. It's a war that nevvveer ends, where every mission they go through dooeesssn'tttt make a difference. Where there is an endddllesss supply of people that die on either side. People that are boring, that no one cares about. Stop milking the crap Lucas shat out for the first three episodes, go back to the cool stuff from the second three.
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AGAIN!
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...man, these would be easier if i actually knew about SW lol...
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A group of crack clone troopers is sent to prison for a crime they did not commit. These clones quickly escaped from Kessel to the rebel alliance. Today, still wanted by the Empire, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you need help, and you can find them, them maybe you can hire the C-Team!
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April 5, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST
Is it because Lucas is determined to prove that his Clone Wars w
by happybunni
He just keeps pooping out new series regarding the same dumbass stupid boring as hell war? The movies didn't work, so we'll try an animated series about it. The animated series didn't work, so we'll try a live action of it. The live action didn't work, so we'll try a sitcom about it. I will save you the trouble and the millions of dollars in development costs... The problem is the story! It's a stupid, boring war full of stupid boring people. Come up with something new.
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April 5, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST
George Lucas is slowly making his way up the evil list
by TakingScorpiosCalls
of the most evil men in history. He's just went past Ho Chi Minh.
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Running their garbage dump
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and his trusty/stupid servant Piett Baldrick
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schmohawk
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schmohawk
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Good morning Corescent, I got a feeling its going to be a wonderful day. The Death Star in the sky has a smile on its face, and it's shining a salute to the Imperial Race.
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really. <p> a can of shit.
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...George gets smashed at the Winery and has ILM build a fully animatronic Marsha puppet, which he proceeds to seduce and then brutally ignore. TV-14
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"I'll never tell you where the codes are!" <p><p><p>"Oh, my!"
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Dunno if we can do more without rehashing previous titles.
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No explanation needed. Artoo will be the "Jack" character.
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What you talkin' about Jar-Jar?
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Wicket crash lands to Earth, is hidden and protected by an average family, but comedic hijinks occur when he wants to eat the family's cat
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If you did, you wouldn't say they "don't work". They work pretty damn well.
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That's the only time I'd give it a chance. Kevin Rubio was the man on those books - even made the horrible wooden dialogue of Anakin in AOTC decent in context (i.e. - he was desperately awkward as two kids fed him dialogue off screen Cyrano DeBergerac style). Otherwise - pass.
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I mean, when your ideas start to all sound like Seth McFarlane's brain farts, it's time to call it a day and go home.
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Kids show based on the deleted ESB footage that George will never let us see.
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THAT'S an awesome idea. Bumbling duo gets caught up in epic space battle shit.
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But I keep feeling like what's the point? The overall theme of the story is quite boring. None of the missions matter in the overall story, they are all throw aways. There is no story arc.
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Cept for a second I was thinking of *actual* drag races and not the RuPaul show. Which, with Vader, would be terribly frightening. I think Vader would just Force-choke every contestant he didn't like for the most petty shit imaginable.
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This news is a bit late.
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I love how the Clone Wars can explore EVERY genre that has influenced Star Wars, with episodes being either a western or a 50's scifi b-movie, or even a horror film (zombies and brainworms). <p> But also, its a series about a War that had battle after battle. Should there be an overall story arc? Especially when we know how the story ends? <p> Its just fun seeing the steps that get to that point we all know of in Episode III. And you know something bad has got to happen to that girl Padawan.
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...I tried to come up wit the gayest show i could think of (besides Glee? i kid)...but yea, Vader would be a perfect host for any show, especially like American idol durin the first weeks...or imagine him hostin Daily Show when a evil Republican shows up
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FORCE CHOKES ALL AROUND
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Star Wars really just needs to go away. The prequels sucked major donkey scrotum on a 95 degree day with 100 percent humidity. Now a Star Wars comedy? Just go away George.
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literally
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April 5, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST
Some of the titles were great. Others, keep your day jobs.
by WickedJester
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You younglings probably don't even know what show I am referencing.
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..i had to throw my hat in the ring
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...RIGHT?!
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...The hills one, na
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They were better than all the prequels put together
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just... but... son of a.... FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A sitcom set in the Mos Eisley Cantina, where everyone will cause your pain! Chronicles the adventures of the dumb womanizing bartering Wuhur as struggles with his lifelong prejudice against droids; a pseudo-intellectual barmaid named Di'a'n'e; a senile and blithering yet lovable Jedi Master Obi-Wan Obi; an angry, slutty, fuzzy bat-like waitress; and the delightfully lighthearted antics of interstellar mailman Ponda Boba and all-around homicidal schlub Dr. Evazan. [p] Two seasons in, Kelsey Grammer will join the cast as the pompous Imperial Officer Moff Fra-sur Cra'ne, followed by a spin-off called "Fra-sur" concerning with the twit's home life on Coruscant. Meanwhile, in between the two series the same writers will create a sitcom set in Hanger 94 which no one will watch, but will make a likable Egyptian character actor briefly popular.
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But they are action/comedy, but the film's themselves have a bit of an action/comedy vibe to them at times. On the flipside, the Holiday Special proves you can't do comedy in Star Wars. It's all a matter of tone. Tag and Bink does quite rock. And it has another, you guessed it, Skippy the Jedi droid reference.
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Have Yaddle (the weird female yoda you saw in Phantom) have to pack her bags, move to a new town and work at Mel's diner.
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obviously. <p> That said, Lucas is OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL! SOMEBODY STOP HIM! SOMEBODY-- (Breaks down sobbing hysterically)
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Started it all,....and is still the best.
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There's been a lot of funny Star Wars videos, mostly fan ones, but the odd official product.
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The 700 Council
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To see something once so beloved, so special, fallen so low. The prequels were bad enough - this is just sad.
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Larry Palpatine is a real go getter. He's a young man who has his hands full serving as a new member of the local Coruscant legislative council all while trying to kill his Master Darth Plagus (played by Abe Vigoda). Suddenly his backward half Gungan, half human cousin Balki Balki Jinks from the backwoods of Naboo moves into the apartment Larry's aunt owns. Hilarity ensues when these two Force users try to choke each other out during the most awkard of times.
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Needless to say, it would be on HBO.
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or fuck off.
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Oops, did it wrong.
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You can't just take a title and throw Star Wars words in there. It has to make sense on some level. Example: "The Tonight Show with Jay Lando"....who the hell is Jay Lando? OK I get it..."Lando" kind of sounds like "Leno" but that doesn't make it funny. It makes it retarded. The guy who said "The Tonight Show with Kit Fitso" had a better one, because that made sense.
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OK, that is probably too obscure a gag. Sorry.
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Lucas is noticing the sales of Family Guy and Robot Chicken Star Wars episodes, thinks we'd rather watch Star Wars parodies than the real thing, so he's trying to get in on the action.
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Surprised no one had posted this one yet! ;)
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I prefer the titles that sound similar. That takes a bit more thought and creativity.
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giggidy
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Unfortunately, 3 suns didn't makes sense, and My Two Suns didn't work as well either. Ah well =P.
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Is the work of a genius.
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The funny/sad thing about all this is that no one knows if this is an April Fool's joke or not. It's like George is capable of anything at this point and know one knows what to believe.
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Under cover boss with palpatine where he dresses up as a storm trooper
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Some extremely good stuff here, lots of grins and a few laugh out louds. And I don't LOL easily.
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As we follow around a bunch of Greedos living in the exciting Jawa Shore, who only care about GTL.
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I just wanted to be included
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Dancing with the Death Star is definitely a winner.
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Seriously, where is he? There's no way this is real.
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Anybody else think Lucas is developing all this new Star Wars stuff even slightly as a passive-aggressive flip of the bird to overly entitled SW fans?
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Huzzah.
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stuck on a remote planet and without credits, Chewie decides to use his "lightsaber" to make some credits to get off the planet and reunite with Han
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Bullsh*t.
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In all seriousness that is the way to go minor characters, extras really being key to the big fuck ups
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Rule #1, don't be Padme.
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how much is enough money, really?
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as long as it isn't another holiday special or ewoks or.......
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Real progresive show.
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Love and betrayal on Endor.
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This talkback cheered me right up. Thanks a bunch, everyone.
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Is the place to be.
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Light sabers can slice AND cook at the same time!
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This week Darth Steve-o and Johnny Knoxvillebot kick Biggs in the nuts and Bam Palpatine continues to torment his father.
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The new Red Letter Media review of ATOC hit the nail on the head... The profits from the original trilogy were stagnant so Lucas made the new movies just to cash in. And he's making the new shows to cash in too. There's no art or love of the story anymore. It's all about the cash and losing your integrity. Boo Lucas!
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Yeah, I know, another "Hangin'" one. You get what you pay for.
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Gotta admit that was a good one!
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Yes, there was a TV show of it. And it sucked.
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Because when I think comedy, I think George Lucas. The only thing that can lure George out of his anti-anxiety med induced haze are good, old fashioned dick and fart jokes. It's especially funny when a robot farts or a Black Face Alien falls and splits his pants. Oh, our sides! Goddamn it, George, just shut the fuck up, release the original three films on blu ray and call it a life.
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32 years later and we've come full-circle.
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24 episodes.
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...bottom of barrel = scraped
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"How I kissed my sister"?<br><br> How about Dagobah's Gold, hosted by Huell Howser.<br><br> "Mitichlorians? That's amAAAAzing."<br><br> "Ice Planet Truckers"?<br><br> "When Jawas Attack"?<br><br> "Undercover Bossk"?<br><br> "Imperial Cribs"?<br><br> "Pimp My Speeder"?<br><br> I quit...
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That one I'm actually still laughing about.
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"Tar-kin!"
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And now your host Bob Saget
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WTF goes through his mind these days?
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"Alternative" lifestyles in a galaxy far far away
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"That bitch be wrong, yo." "OOTINI!!"
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Yoda is Jacob, Sidious is Smokey
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Oh yeah.
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They live on the moons of Iago, I think.
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Hey, it'd be a true title at least.
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You wanna put that light saber where??
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"10 Things I Hate about Jabba" <br><br> "C3PO's Drag Race - Untucked" <br><br> "United States of Tarkin"<br><br> "19 Padewans and Counting"<br><br> "The Micah Giett Project"<br><br> "Full House"<br><br> "The New Adventures of Old Chuundar"<br><br> "Ugly Beedo" <br><br> I'm full of 'em.
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Aging Jar Jar Binks and Captain Tarsals talk sex and cheesecake!
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dat is all.
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Sigh
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starts to squirt blood.
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Zing! <p>*Sigh* Ya gotta laugh. There's nothing else to do.
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"Ugly Alderaanians"<br><br> "PlayTime with Sy Snootles"<br> "General Grievous' Family Jewels" ..this time I promise.
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my ass off. We have a winner.
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Sorry. <p>Best I got. Move along.
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April 5, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST
Amoseisley & Annikin (if you want to go way back and non-PC)
by tangcameo
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Is not watching the past 24 hours of these talkbacks. But the fans are passionate. And they are not happy with the current state of things.
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hehe fun dirty
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Walking with Banthas
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Today, we watch Uncle Owen gorge on Aunt Beru's down home country peach pie.
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Dooku and the Nerf<br><br> The Jettster Report<br><br> Fox News <br><br> Darth Tinyous - The littlest Sith <br><br> My Mother the Carondian <br><br> Fang Zar Knows Best<br><br> Leave it to Beedo
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It should be about Owen and Beru Lars adopting a precocious black child.
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it could be a day on some planet somewhere.
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The tweens will be all over it.
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Darth Vader must choose his Best Sith Forever
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"My Life as a Teenage Lobot"<br><br> "Keeping up with the Carondians"<br><br> "Breaking Barada"<br><br> "Later, with Biggs Darklighter"<br><br> "Undercover Boss Nass"
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..that this show is going to be 30 minutes, of George Lucas counting piles of money and laughing at people for making him richer than the Vatican - with no ad breaks. They're aiming for 100 episodes.
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This week Jek goes to Endor and shows you how to gut an Ewok, "...grab your blade and the important thing is to stay on target"
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" ... so if you can strangle a Hutt your family will be well fed for days, so until next time good bye and stay on target"
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Hey remember that guy?
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Already taken.
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He was almost burned to death... lets help him
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Winnar
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AT-AT The Movies The Dooku's Of Hazzard Millennium Falcon Crest Jar Jar Binks USMC How I met your Mother, Luke. Younglings Say the Darndest Things Survivor: Alderaan Grievous & Butt-head Master Windu's Neighborhood Doogie Howser, Sith Lord The Misadventures of Sheriff Lando The X-Wing Files
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Missed that one. Gold!
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It's on the Playboy channel.
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April 6, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST
This might be the greatest talkback of all time
by TheNipplesofGodReturns
I could do this all night
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"Looooooking gooooood, Shmi!"
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April 6, 2010, 12:11 a.m. CST
whatr the name of that water world in attack of the clones?
by TheNipplesofGodReturns
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Won't you please... ROGER ROGER... won't you please... ROGER ROGER.... please won't you be... my neighbor? ... <p> ROGER ROGER!
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Otoh Gunga
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Bothan Public
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Thanks Chief joseph
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or Watto.... <p> or Ewoks...
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The New Adventures of Old Ben Kenobi
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Also on the Playboy channel.
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April 6, 2010, 12:28 a.m. CST
Geez, after reading the ENTIRE review thread. <p> Star Warzed ou
by ToMonicker
Star Wars sit-com? I'm already tired of the RobotChicken & FamilyGuy Star Wars humor... Zzz.
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Toniiiiiiight, it's Kit Fistoooooo taking on Count Doooookuuuuuu...
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Can't wait for this. It will rule, and all the haters who bash Star Wars cause they can't keep their girlfriend happy in bad can suck my bit fat left nut. Anything out of the house of Skywalker has been the bees knees, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking poser piece of shite biatch that can go to hell and die the virgin death they've been destined to die since the day they squeezed their way out of their mothers tight womb. :-D
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I knew this was coming. Once I saw GL wearing a "Han Shot First" t-shirt on the last Indy set, I knew we were in trouble. After all the spinning he did with the SW Special Editions and how he shouldn't have had Han shoot first, yaggety shmaggety, pissing off just about everyone. THEN he wore a shirt that either acknowledged his mistake or blew us all off in some weird way trying to be ironic. That was the moment I knew -- even after the mediocre prequels -- that he was in it just for the cash. Nothing meant anything to him anymore, it was all a big joke and he wanted to be in on all of it -- and of course control it. I thought he would have to be dead and his kids and their leeches would run SW into the ground like this, but I'm impressed that he's decided to just do it himself. He's such a control freak that he wants to jump the gun and do that strip mining himself. That said, at least get Kevin Rubio involved, and you might have something that could work. His "Troopers" short made me pee my pants. And Tag and Bink are very funny. But there's no way you can make a sitcom without diminishing the whole Star Wars experience. If you can really stick to the premise of finding humor within the SW universe, that's great -- the last movies were totally ponderous. But how soon will it take to start making fun of the main characters and plots? Suddenly, yep, it's just a bunch of movies that can be made fun of, and characters you can demean. I thought most of the Robot Chicken stuff was funny -- but that was outside people ribbing the movies. When the creator of the property is the one deciding to make fun of it, that's not funny anymore.
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Too obscure?
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I can't take this shit anymore. I'm going to go bash my head against a brick wall until I start to think that things like this are good ideas. Or at least until I knock my self out . . .
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Anyone remember 'What a Country' ?
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congratulations! for being the dumb fuck in this whole entire talk back that actually thinks this is a good idea! IDIOT
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...
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the nbc talk back was for reality tv
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Is 'Dirty Jabbas' too on-the-nose?
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Not much of a stretch, actually...
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Sarlaak style, baby.
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We secretly tied two Banthas' tails together... let's watch!
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Had to at least join the party.
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Jack Bauer takes on the bounty hunters
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i think
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April 6, 2010, 1:46 a.m. CST
the headline sounds like something that should have been...
by beefywhore
posted on April 1st
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April 6, 2010, 1:48 a.m. CST </