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MOON!! QUANTUM OF SOLACE!! TERMINATOR!! I LOVE YOU, MAN!! STATE OF PLAY!! RELIGULOUS!! AWAY WE GO!! April Premiere Dates!!

Published at: April 1, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

I am – Hercules!!
Inspired by the critics' best-of-2009 lists, I’m experimenting again, this time with a list of theatrical features I think may be new to cable in April. (If I’m missing anything, be sure to point it out. I’m particularly keen not to miss the documentaries and indie films when they roll around. Did I miss “Brothers Bloom”? What about “Drag Me To Hell”?) I threw in the scores from the top critics at Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic to help sort out movies viewers might be keen to pursue. I’ve arranged the titles chronologically by cable premiere date to make it most useful to people with DVRs:

STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI HBO April 1 RT: 20 MC: 17

AWAY WE GO Cinemax April 2 RT: 52 MC: 58

I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY Showtime April 2 RT: 20 MC: 17

DUPLICITY HBO April 3 RT: 76 MC: 69

SUGAR HBO Signature April 3 RT: 93 MC: 82

TRANSPORTER 3 Showtime April 3 RT: 30 MC: 51

12 ROUNDS Cinemax April 3 RT: 10 MC: 38

THE UNBORN HBO April 3 RT: 19 MC: 30

PARIS 36 Encore Drama April 4 RT: 41 MC: 40

DIM SUM FUNERAL HBO Signature April 8 RT: MC:

RUDO Y CURSI Starz Comedy April 8 RT: 87 MC: 67

RELIGULOUS Showtime April 9 RT: 64 MC: 56

I LOVE YOU, MAN HBO April 10 RT: 86 MC: 70

JULIE & JULIA Starz April 10 RT: 76 MC: 66

THE OBJECTIVE The Movie Channel April 10 RT: MC: 26

QUANTUM OF SOLACE Showtime April 10 RT: 38 MC: 58

STATE OF PLAY Cinemax April 10 RT: 67 MC: 64

FOUR CHRISTMASES HBO April 17 RT: 19 MC: 41

MOON Starz April 19 RT: 79 MC: 67

THE PROPOSAL Starz April 24 RT: 48 MC: 48

TERMINATOR: SALVATION Cinemax April 24 RT: 29 MC: 52

THE VILLAGE BARBERSHOP Starz Comedy April 28 RT: MC:

IT MIGHT GET LOUD Starz April 30 RT: 70 MC: 70
Find the list of February 2010 premieres here and the list of March 2010 premieres here.
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  • April 1, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST

    State of Play Was Actually Pretty Good

    by Crow3711

    Not as good as the original BBC series, but really quite enjoyable. Looking forward to watching that one again. <p> Also, surprisingly, looking forward to watching QoS again. I was so underwhelmed when seeing in theaters, and never wanted to actually pay any real money to see it again or go out of my way to rent it. Been waiting to see when it would show up on Showtime or whatever, and now it is. Maybe I'll think its a little less stupid on this second go-round. Probably not though.

  • April 1, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    F13th and I Love You Man...

    by Sailor Rip

    ...have been on cable for at least two months.

  • April 1, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 3 DISC version

    by palewook

    wtf could be on the other 2 discs. hopefully a couple of movies that dont suck also..

  • April 1, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Very nice new feature Herc

    by zillabeast

    Although...and this may be asking a bit much...listing the premieres of new movies on Basic Cable channels would be kinda cool too.

  • April 1, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Any excuse for another article of Amazon links, ehh?

    by Rhuragh

    Like we don't get enough of these already. I'm calling it: this gets a week or two at max before Herc shuts down the comments on these too.

  • April 1, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    fuck T4

    by Judge Briggs

    most disappointing fucking movie in 2009. fuck you McG... that movie could have been EPIC- but some how you fucked that up! HOW?

  • April 1, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Screw Cable TV, I gots Netflix Instant streaming.

    by Stalkeye

    In which I decide what i want to watch and when as oppossed to the Networks making their own programming schedules.<p>and SF:TLOCL deserves no mention whatsoever.I'm more than onfident that the Tekken Movie is better than that piece of shit.

  • April 1, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    state of play was good up till the end..

    by emeraldboy

    which was utterly disasterous and completely ruined the film for me. T4's story was bar the beginning was utter incomprehensible rubbish. meryl streep was the best thing about julie and julia. amy adams is cute as a button but the stuff about julie powell's blogging was uninteresting and should have been axed. meryl over sandra. meryl's was a great performance. oscar worthy absolutely.

  • April 1, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Surprised that Religulous is on Showtime...

    by Fievel

    ...since Maher is a HBO guy.

  • April 1, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    I can't wait til I cancel my free preview of Showtime.

    by Shermdawg

    Such a lousy movie network.

  • April 1, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Paris 36

    by Don Lockwood

    ...has been on STARZ before. I recorded it on March 16th.

  • April 1, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Away We Go looks likes Juno

    by Mel_Gibsons_Nazi_Dad

    But for people in their late 20's.

  • April 1, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Kind of a lackluster new feature Herc...

    by qweruiop

    ...I like your recommendations but it does feel like another quick way to pimp out more Amazon.com up-to-8%-commission links. At least try and add something beyond some quick digits from Rotten Tomatoes. Do it like Harry does, where he writes in a little blurb on his thoughts of each movie. This is why I also don't find your Tuesday DVD/Blu-Ray "article" all that interesting too. A description of one or two titles, then 1000 Amazon.com links (many of them repeats no less). You gotta add at least some depth to these articles Herc if you want to have repeat viewings.

  • April 2, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    "terminator" + "premiere date" = me excited for a second

    by WickedJacob

    I knew SCC was cancelled, but it was still what my mind went to. This feature is not needed and seems just another excuse for an article filled with amazon links.

  • April 2, 2010, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Sam Rockwell in Moon

    by SmokingRobot

    Amazing performance. He's a terrific actor.

  • April 2, 2010, 6:14 a.m. CST

    Just watched the Rockwell double feature recently

    by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl

    Gentlemen Bronco's followed by Moon. I did end up liking Bronco a little more than I thought I would but really loved Moon. Really looking forward to seeing more films from Duncan Jones now.

  • April 2, 2010, 6:59 a.m. CST

    who cares

    by punto

    what are the odds that people have the same cable channels as Herc? and who watches tv anymore? for movies?

  • April 2, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Hercules says T4 belongs to any best movie list?

    by AsimovLives

    Is he mad?

  • April 3, 2010, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Geez is Avatar

    by NippleEffect

    setting some kind of record from theatre to dvd release?

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