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Mangasm!! This EXPENDABLES Trailer Shows Arnold, Bruce, And Sly Onscreen Together!! Explosions!! Violence!! And More!!
Merrick here...
Yahoo has a new EXPENDABLES trailer.
Anyone saying that the physical appearance of this movie looked "straight to video" in the early leaked footage? This is a perfect example why we should reserve judgement re: the "look" of a film until its final assemblage - 'cause so much tweaking can happen during the production process, and this appears to be pretty nicely shot (by Jeffrey L. Kimball, the DP of TOP GUN, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE II, and THE SPECIALIST).
You can find the same in HD HERE.
If you missed the very badass poster for the film, it's HERE.
I'm SO looking forward to this...
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like so much fun. I can't wait. I also couldn't hold back the groan for the dove at the end at the Titles, but I'll forgive it!
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Looks like top class action to me. That is why the film exists! My ticket is there
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Loved the trailer until that stupid song popped up. Regardless, I'm in. Wish they didn't show the cameo. Like the IM2 suitcase suit- SAVE IT FOR THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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there it was..
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It looks live every other generic action movie. Except this is full of a bunch of has-been actors who last saw each other at a Planet Hollywood opening in 1992. That being said, I think I'd pay the $$ to see it in theaters because it looks explosive and violent. And it looks like they had a shitload of fun making this movie.
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That has me sold on seeing it.
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Is that Metallica?
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Looks like 80s action movie fun. I'll be there
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Until I saw the trailer, I was interested in the film based upon what I had read about it on AICN. The trailer just kind of lost me. It just didn't have the visual hook to lure me in.
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i just see and wish it was made 20 years ago when most of them were in their prime. Im definitely seeing it though. could never resist it. just hope rambo 5 kicks as much ass as rambo 4 did.
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BIONIC REDNECK
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No naysayers yet? Only a matter of time....
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DP of The Specialist more importantly.
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Were all sxpend-a-ble?? God I hope not.
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Did I just finally see ARNOLD and SLY and WILLIS together?????? It feels like a dream. This trailer looks AWESOME!
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We need this movie NOW!!!!Statham and Stallone seems a great mix.
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Other than that, it looks good
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I think it quite possibly might be the greatest film ever made for someone in my generation. Holy fucking shit, fuck fuck.FUCK!!!!!!
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I'm in!
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sold!
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Is a cunt that is just trying to be contrary, or someone that grew up in the 2000's. This looks amazing.
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I will most definitely see it, if only to enjoy watching all those guys working together, but I'm disappointed in the plot. Just looks like a continuation of that last Rambo film
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Mar 31, 2010 1:04:18 PM CDT
Geektard_Smasher, that "cheap stunt" will sell 100 million ticke
by abking
ARNOLD, BRUCE and WILLIS are the real draws. The rest of the cast is just toppings :)
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If only jackie chan had a cameo driving over Sly's hat...
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Mar 31, 2010 1:07:41 PM CDT
Wow... a lotta' blew up - and i could give a rat's...
by impossibledreamers
They better go back through all that footage and come up with a better hook.
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...wonder why they put them in the trailer? Thought that leaving them out of the trailer would generate more fanboy interest?
Anyway the trailer looks just like a hundred other jungle/mercenary/rescue/hit-squad/ruthless dictator/private army type movies.
Oh oh! I wanted this movie to be good but…here it comes, from a distance, its getting closer, oh fuck! Look out! Its a huge steaming straight to DVD turd hurtling towards me......!
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Great looking trailer! Now *that's* how you make an action film! I can't wait to see this!
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Ah'll be bock, Adrian! Yipee Kia Yay, motherfucker!
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for whose about to rock ...
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And that trailer kicked my ass into gear, I am now ready to attack this day! Time for a Hot Pocket!
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shitty metal song and hilariously lame CG dove. Oh well at least that moronic text messaging gag is cut out so it's better than the first teaser.
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the only thing keeping me interested. Blowing it in the trailer like that is going to end up being a mistake imo.
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Hell yeah.
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fuck it I'm there, Arnie and Stallone?!?!?!? FUCK YEAH!!!
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They put them in the trailer because they're not trying generate more fanboy interest. They're trying to generate mainstream average moviegoer interest that doesn't know they're in the movie.
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I AM ALL OVER THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!! THAT TRAILER FUCKING ROCKED!
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Your dripping pussy may prevent you from enjoying this movie. That or your severe down's syndrome. Ironically these two things would also make you a Nickelback fan.
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This trailer kicks the other one's ass! A great montage of how the film is going to play out. GREAT to see Arnie, Bruce and Sly together at last! I am SOLD big time and will be there opening night. Thanks again Sly for delivering the goods!
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Mar 31, 2010 1:22:29 PM CDT
Sly is just getting better and better. This is gonna be...
by hint_of_smegma
....fucking AMAZING. Count me in first showing - looks like so much fun, and such a love letter to the fans. Awesome. Sly is a seriously class act.
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How is Dwayne not in this thing?
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...but I can't complain. I'm just glad Stallone is finally back in a movie that isn't called Rocky or Rambo and isn't something no one's ever heard of like Shade, D-Tox, or Avenging Angelo. I also have to admit that I didn't watch the entire trailer, having learned my lesson after that Rambo clip which gave everything away. But what I did see- like the Arnold/Bruce scene- looked like a lot of fun. Here's hoping it really is more like an 80s action movie than an attempt to be overly dark and realistic. Oh, and hey Stallone- just in case you happen to be reading this, don't take that non-sequel comment the wrong way. I'm still holding out for at least TWO more Rambo sequels from you. (This is especially true if they are also more like 80s action flicks.)
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the sequel should be with top 80s and 90s actresses... all swearing like a motherfuckin sailor
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I'm definitely seeing it because of the bad ass cast and the return of Ahnold (if only for a few minutes though sadly). But you guys are lying to yourself if you think this movie actually looks good. It doesn't even look like a good throw back. Hell, if it wasn't for the cast I would have mistaken this film for some straight to dvd Seagal slop.
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The plastic surgery on Sly alone is distracting enough. Who fucking cares?
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just read his wikipedia page. The man is an all in one machine. Also that song was mad cheesy. "Every one of us is Expendable" ROFL Also I hope Jet Li uttered all of his lines in that trailer, he shouldn't be allowed to speak.
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is correct. That first trailer they released months ago definitely had a straight-to-DVD vibe to it. Hopefully, this won't be as generic as the trailers are making it out to be.
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sorry Sly isn't the jack off material you were looking for. Fail.
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if you are into the action movie thing...i'm not but a lot of guys are. This is the male equivalent of a chick flick...nothing wrong with that, but I'll pass (and I'm a dude too).
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As will a lot of others, I'm sure. That said, if it gets good reviews I'll certainly pay cash to see it.
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Sly is the only one who refuses to age like a man is very telling. He's also the only one to fall into making DTV movie for a couple of years.
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You can;t really mean that right? This is straight to dvd in every way. It is like they threw The A-team, The Three Amigos and Missing in Action in a blender, aged everyone 30 fucking years and made a movie. This sucks, hard. Really fucking hard. Stallone has not made a good movie since that movie where he was a fucking mountain climber.
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In this trailer...YOU ARE The guy that COBRA gives an attitude adjustment to, in THIS clip:
http://tinyurl.com/yfoor88
And for all the dumbasses complaining about a "dove"?
Does this looks like a FUCKING DOVE to you?:
http://tinyurl.com/o5jdc7
Shut your whining mouths, before we find you and kill you all...we action fans like martial arts and guns.
Awesome work Stallone, Needs more Dolph though. He's done a mans job over here in Sweden promoting this movie too. Only saying good things about you in the press. Hell, he even infiltrated the Gay Mafia for you.... (It's in a Swedish comedy skit, hilarious.) -
Mar 31, 2010 1:36:06 PM CDT
Where reach meets grasp & intent meets goal--
by the reluctant austinite
--this might be the best movie of 2010.
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then again, Rambo (the film itself) did not feature the emo metal tune that was in its trailer, so maybe there's hope
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That looked really terrible, by the way, and that white trash angst-rock made my ears bleed. This movie looks like a douchebag flytrap.
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the last Rambo was great. This looks like more of the same. You know what your gonna get with this movie. It looks like a great action movie. You don't think so? Agree to disagree. I'd love debate more but I gotta go to work.
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Agree, coulda used Motörhead, per my suggestion. However, gotta pull in the punks. Bums on seats, eh?
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and there is pre-cum in my underware. I am so there.
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Destroy everything SLY!!!!!!
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I mean, I don't know who does that song and maybe some people do like it, but it's just not my thing. I'd prefer standard orchestration (a la Williams, Goldsmith, Horner) to faux macho metal.
Danger Dave, I hear you. I walked down the hall and people were staring at the stain near the top of my thigh. Eventually, I had to return to my office and just finish myself off to expedite the load. -
Wouldn't it be funny, if you could see most whining talkbackers? Like the ones bitching about Scarlett Johansson
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Oh sorry, that's Sly. My bad.
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Classic style 80s action bang bang with an awesome cast. Opening night for sure!
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finally a good trailer clip, never should of doubted. but arnie and bruce should of been in the whole film...literally this is my only complaint...sounds awful...like saying my £50's are to big for my wallet!
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Yes, gotta have a score, but this is trailer music. Promotion time. Or something during an action scene.
There's nothing faux about Motörhead. Maybe you meant this music? I dont know what it is either. But, remember, MANY action fans are also Rock fans.
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again.
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But he might be back! (I have faith)
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...The WillStoneNegger scene and Jet Li jokes... and its good to have a black char in this but Terry Cruz just doesnt belong...
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I hope the story & direction lives up to the cast! Though I'm not happy about Steve Austin being in this. Shameless pandering to the wrestling fans. His role could have easily gone to a member of our armed forces.
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...Mostly survive the end for sequel purposes or would you rather the movie be "realistic or filled wit consequences" meanin mostly all the good guys die?
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Mar 31, 2010 2:00:59 PM CDT
Lick my yumnuts, suck my meat tube, and God Bless America!
by yackbacker
Ha! This movie is fucking insane.
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I fucking love it! Let the little fag's watch Matt Damon beat the crap outta 5 people with the help of shakey cam. This is real action! Ill be there opening night with 2000cc's of D-Bol sprayed on my popcorn! Im so sick of "action" stars that have 14 inch arms.
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This movie looks like it would be wasted in the purified air of a stadium seat multiplex. I want to see this in the open air on a lawn chair in the Drive-In parking lot with flies trying to get to my corndog and beer. Sly, let's set up a special screening at the Georgetown Drive-In across the River from Louisville in Indiana! Michael Madsen visited there last year and nearly cried cause he "ain't seen nuthin' like this since I was a kid". Then he ate a deep fried red velvet Twinkee and told everyone he'd be back next year.
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And the man wants to do action movies! I say he's a ok. Cast him as Luke Cage already Marvel! Or whoever is holding that up, you Hollywood assholes!
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That story is hilarious, like a modern-day myth. When Madesen dies, you think he'll whisper "red velvet twinkee"?
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That link is hilarious! Is that really the person typing that message?
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Why the fuck didn't anyone mention him when we were doing stunt-castings for this movie? Stallone obviously lurks the talkbacks. Madsen for a sequel.
He can be some sleazy CIA guy with a grudge, but a heart of gold.
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I dunno, Someone on Superherohype posted it on Internet whiners. Heh, yeah, its' pretty funny.(Mostly cuz it's true)
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I love him. In a non gay way. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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...He is cool and all, very funny, great dancer, and built like a action hero, but he is not on all star action hero level... but heres hopin he gets put into some cool movies and please have a dance scene... "baby back bitch!"
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It's Godsmack. Can you hear Sully Erna's voice at all? I can. Stallone hired the band to write an exclusive song for the movie only. The trailer looks awesome though. Looking forward to it.
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But, when i was a kid...I liked my heroes to LIVE. Fucking 70's depressing endings. Hell i still like them to!
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This looks to be one ass-kickin'good movie. I hope it does REALLY well, and we get a sequel, with more of Willis and Schwarzenegger, and maybe Kurt Russell thrown in for good measure. I, for one, cannot WAIT!!!! Stallone is truly the modern action master!
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This looks good too.
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...refuse to take the job because it's too badass?
That's kinda awesome - the job's too badass for Willis Swartzeneggar, but not too badass for Stallone.
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Make it happen hollywood!
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Austin and Couture get credits, but Crews doesn't?
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They saved the best for last in the summer because after people have made SALT, KNIGHT AND DAY and THE A-TEAM hit movies, THE EXPENDABLES is going to blow them all away. Seeing Arnold and Willis in the trailer for only about 4 seconds feels natural. The entire scene is 5 minutes. CALM DOWN PEOPLE! There is more in-store with that KICK ASS opening scene. Nothing is ruined. Arnold and Willis will be back for EXPENDABLES II as full co-stars. If the soundtrack for this puppy is as good as LAST ACTION HERO, then I have to buy a copy.
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where the fuck is Richard Lynch?..he deserves to be in this!!
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"You see, according to
Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think;
I like to read. I'm into
freedom of speech and freedom
of choice. I'm the kind of guy
who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?"
I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay?
I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.
I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal?
I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is?
It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener". -
That might be GODSMACK and not NICKELBACK.
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Mo'adim leSimha, Hagim uZmanim leSason
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It will happen on August 13, 2010. It was said in the Bible no one film was to contain this much testosterone, violence, explosions, awesome actors, slow motion, 1000 yard stares, or hysterical one-liners. Stallone has doomed the entire human civilization.
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Mo`adim lesimha!
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Yeah, I met him last year working the Fright Night Film Fest gig. I was pretty intimidated at first. I mean, he's Michael f***ing Madsen. Then I saw him calling to check on his kids in the green room, and he seemed like a regular guy, just a cooler version of a regular guy than you could ever hope to be. I've come to the conclusion that he doesn't really "act", he just says dialogue like he normally talks. He told a story about going to some little diner and someone said he looked familiar and asked what he did for a living. He said, "I'm a lumberjack." And, yes, he did eat a red velvet Twinkee at the Drive-In.
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Just for good measure.
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My balls could drop any lower. However, I have a feeling that after watching this movie, I’ll need to permanently wheel a skateboard between my legs.
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I bet it goes something like this, Arnold Heckles Stallone: "Id join your little group of amateurs and girlymen, but i have a little job to finish in California first. I'll be back."
This pisses Stallone off, and he finishes the job like a professional. -
and I want one too, while I'm watching this movie!
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I grew two extra testicles while watching this.
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Lots of gay geeks up in this place.
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Fuck him for dissing Dolph! He's probably some poser that (might) have seen Rocky 4. Probably only thing he's seen Dolph in. He also sounded like a nerdy nitpicker. This movie is not for a bunch of hipsters who want to laugh AT action. But WITH it.
He also seemed to want a PG-13.
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Thats the only way to have all of our bad ass 80's guys in one movie looking and moving as if in their prime.
Either that or the tech they used in T4 to make Arnold look young again.
You can come up with some retro GI JOE type story. A prequel to the current universe of GI JOE.
Hawk: Bruce Willis
Falcon: Sly Stallone
Stalker: Wesley Snipes
Alpine: Terry Crews
Bazooka: Steve Austin
Grunt: Randy Couture
Clutch: Danny Trejo
Serpentor: Arnold
Destro's Father: Dolph Lundgren
Major Bludd: Mickey Rourke
Zartan: Jason Statham
Firefly: Jet Li
Dr Mindbender: Eric Roberts
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So does Mickey Rourke have a contract clause that says he has to look exactly the same in every movie now?
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he's probably the only one of the gang that most people don't know by name. i'm sure many would recognize his face though, i myself only knew him as "that guy from..." until recently. so i can see why he doesnt get mentioned, especially when you consider the regular folk crowd who will be seeing this. i'd argue Couture isn't as well recognized either compared to the rest of the cast but MMA is popular these days so it does up his recognizability.
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...fuck 'The Boys'...said it before and I'll say it again, 'The Boys'...shite, shite, shite! A thousand times shite!
In fact, 'The Boys' are the shitiest thing that ever squeezed its way out of the shit hole of the biggest fucking shit monster that ever walked this shitty planet. Even an emaciated dung-beetle that had been on hunger-strike for a year, and was at deaths door, wouldn't touch the steaming pile of shite that is 'The Boys'.
Fuck turning ‘The Boys’, into a movie,…….no hold on a minute! Yeah, give ‘The Boys’ to Uwe Bollsack, or that other turd burglar Paul Wank Stain Anderson, that’s about the level it fucking deserves.
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Sheet. Have clint taught nobody nothing? Was all his work for naught?
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Very surprised. I guess the producers couldn't afford the process. I've decided to ban all 3-D movies. This fade will be over in a year. Fuckin' AVATAR! NO....Fuckin' HOLLYWOOD!
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I will admit this one is better than the first abysmal trailer, yet that's not a huge benchmark.
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You know, im pretty sure they're gonna have a bond like intro with everyones name being mentioned. If not. They should have.(That'd kick ass)
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Get cracking adult entertainment!
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however he wants to look. Because he's Fucking Mickey Rourke. That's why.
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Because I'm going to see it at least twice. Maybe more. Arnold really needs to get back to movie making while the '80s are still in style. When Collateral Damage came out it was soon after 9/11 and audiences were sort of tired of Arnold. Too old to be Predator-era Arnold, not old enough to be a Clint-esque elder statesman. But now? Who wouldn't pay to see California: The Movie starring Arnold as a governor who gets PUSHED TOO FAR and it ends with him crashing a jet into the fucking Hollywood sign or something. Think Air Force One re-done as an '80s action movie. And in a meta nod to Last Action Hero, the movie begins with Arnold busting John McTiernan out of jail so that he can direct the movie.
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you talked me into it.
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"You will be shocked as I was as to how old and out of shape Schwarzenegger looked. There’s even a fat joke about him."
Yeah probably told by STALLONE.
I'd like to see that reviewer dare to crack any "fat jokes" to Arnie in person. Both Arnie and Stallone are in their 60's and looking damn good.
No, wait, scratch that.
Lemme hear the fat joke
about the "reviewer".
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But his 'tude grows stronger. Also, he can use guns.
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The tone of the trailer shifts 3 times with the music...the first tone was fine and in sync with action movie trailers of old....then you get lame mope rock, which then shifts to lame white trash metal. And the Beret stallone wears in that one scene looks really gay....which is saying a lot for a movie that is pretty much all about muscles, grease, and guns.
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Mar 31, 2010 3:18:07 PM CDT
When this comes to home video, I want it on VHS!
by the reluctant austinite
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...as well as your name. It sounds like you're a man of experience.
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=darkartist. Lame cocksucker....
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And no cool action beats like in the promo video, I still cant fucking wait however.
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Laserdisc, straight up from Japan. (You should see what action fans are writing on forums there...)
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men watching this movie will quadruple the world population and create a worldwide famine. Only the sequel, with Bruce and Arnold as part of the team, can set things right again, killing off the excess humans and starting a renaissance.
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I seem to remember that the last factory that was manufacturing VHS tapes closed down.
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honest to god, i'm not trying to be internet funny..i actually just ejaculated semen from my penis after seeing that trailer
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Lots of gay plants in here.
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Mar 31, 2010 3:28:25 PM CDT
BixbySnyder....juding by your last 10 posts in this talkback...
by bumlove
...and others....you're a complete moron.
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Rambo was a brilliant throw-back action film and I hope to see more of the same here.
I don't particularly care for the 2 wrestlers (real or fake) nor Statham (a pretender to the throne), but whatever... I'll go see em if Sylvester is in charge. -
It's a bunch of washed up 80's action stars limping their way through a glorified 80's movie.
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I'll tell you the same thing i said to AsimovLives. Who seem to have understood why he was a jackhole, since he apologized. Why the fuck do you come here then? To pick slap fights? Go fuck yourself you little trollkid. Or go call someone else some names, in real life. Once again, people like you:
http://tinyurl.com/yfoor88
Leave decent people who want to enjoy their brand of fun alone
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and 00's? He made a great comeback with Copland, then his career seemed to go down the pan....now he's making the likes of Rocky Balboa, Rambo and the Expendables...why didn't he make them sooner?
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I'll be there at opening night
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Seriously with all the damn raping of childhoods,pussy uping of vampires,and all the damn girly movie actors out there.What fucking man would bitch about a true action movie.
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It's supposed to be more like a mix of Commando and Dirty Dozen from what i gather.
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am I right?
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Confidence? Seem to be his weakness. Look how easy Arnold pushes his buttons. Also, Hollywood is chickenshit. "Why invest in an old guy?"... Hollywood Idiots.
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film you guys would be shredding this lame-brain garbage. Oh wait, I'm talking to a group go guys who compromised their taste and integrity to endlessly praise Avatar.
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That is obviously what he set out to make, and that is what this is. Hell, even the voiceover in the trailer is a throwback considering most trailers don't even use the voiceover guy anymore except for comedies and kid films.
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Nah, i've said too much, it's more of an understanding. I think he opened up a peace talk. Im trying to get him to see the fun side of things. Maybe it's a cultural thing going on here, maybe some language issues? He's just trying to get yous guys to enjoy fine culture.
Although, him calling Raiders of the Lost Ark art-house cinema... Probably didn't help him.
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...if you're going to start crying afterwards.
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...sorry "baby back bitch"
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Obvious answer: Arnold is still the Governor.
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Sounds like i can say the same thing as you?
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Seems like an oversight.
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Mar 31, 2010 3:59:51 PM CDT
n 50 years... Pattison, Lautner, Jaden S., and Fanning?
by yourstepdaddy
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Nic Cage is being paged for the Godzilla Reboot. But his ghostrider hairpiece is available.
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Is pretty unstable to work with. He might chew the scenery, literally.(Just kidding Gary, we love you.)
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...because you are seriously gaying up this talkback. I picture you wearing a lime green tank-top, tweezed eyebrows, and lipstick smeared across your face....typing at your computer with your walls covered with buff half naked (and naked) dudes.
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I'm sorry but it does! The acting, choreograpghy and one liners will be great but this film looks straight to DVD, nothing new here at all.
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Hard as steel!
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Awesome!!
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Why not use the Terminator Salvation technology to de-age Sharon Stone and make her The Girl? Then she and Sly can deliver on the long-anticipated sequel to the shower scene in The Specialist.
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if you are using it in the movie, please edit, and just use it for the credits!
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This is one of those trailers that when the audience sees over CLASH OF THE TITANS or KICK ASS, they will clap. Just seeing Arnold and Sly in the same movie will get this response.
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watching that trailer!
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but not one single scene that was different from the advance preview so wondering if Stallone actually made any of those changes he mentioned when he admitted there were some areas that needed work or he just let the film ride as is. This is an 80's action flick that doesn't even compre to, let alone outdo, the films that inspired it. More famous names, but not nearly as good as the last Rambo in terms of story, action, violence...
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You can actually grow hair on your balls by just watching that trailer. Checks every required action cliche box in the 80's action cannon. Diggin it bigtime, I think it's knowingly playing upto those old 80's action conventions and then upping the ante a la John Rambo. They need a Team America style theme song though, "Expendaaaaaabullls fuck yeah"
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"Is a cunt that is just trying to be contrary, or someone that grew up in the 2000's. This looks amazing."
Looks like a whole ball of 1980s style VHS fun. Screw the whinging kiddies!
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Wow, you're officially gayer than Ricky Martin...
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"Anyone who hates this movie....Is a cunt" at the start of that one.
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I mean, seriously. Almost as bad as Jamie Kennedy in "Three Kings" showing up to work all BLUE from his role in "The Specials".
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Your messages and username pretty much...says it all. Leave us action fans alone. Now go to bed kid.
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I'm worried that they're banking everything on the actors and not the film itself. To be honest, the trailer didn't impress me much.
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I hope to hell Stallone doesn't cave to the studios to render this in 3D. I heard they fucked up Clash of the Titans by doing that.
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Nuff said. It delivers!
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I bet you say that a lot, Bixby...before following the kid into the bedroom while unzipping your pants...
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that bird at the end looks like its meant to be part of the title and not an actual bird. so i dont get the complaints that it looks bad. otherwise that looks pretty cool, i've no doubt i wouldnt care much if at all if it starred a bunch of nobodies but least i can admit it. :P
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...For the 21st Century.......I hope.Be pretty spectacular if Stallone ended the movie in death-to-all shoot out, just like Peckinpah's Wild Bunch.
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Grow up you fucking nerd. We're clearly just more observant and have a better nose to smell a stinker when we see one!
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but that song sounds like a South Park parody of a song for a shitty action movie.
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I can't wait to see this movie. It's going to be fucking amazing!!!!
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God damn you geeks are saying some stupid shit. I could just imagine this entire talkback polishing their guns and typing this insane babble with their hot wing stained fingers on the greasy keyboard. I think the movie will probably be entertaining given the cast, but right now it looks pretty shit.
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you see Arnold walk out of the church. He's thinking "fuck this dumb film"
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Spoiler Alert: If you like all out gun infused bloodbaths with many good guy deaths at the end of your films you will be SORELY disappointed.
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He did have that look of sheer arrogance when he looked back at his understudy sly!
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You've made another masterpiece! This is going to be the best movie of the millennium!!!
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Unless you paid 25 cents for a 20 cent item.
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There is even the girl that needs saving...I am so ready to be transported back into the world of bug nuts action movies non apologetic, non wussified. This looks great. The ONLY thing better would have been if Arnold and Bruce were in it for the duration and they were up against Chan, LI , Chow Yun Fat, and shoot , throw in Russel Crow in his Gladiator form for good measure. Otherwise I am there opening night!!!
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This movie is so masculine it might impregnate her.
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This movie is so masculine it might impregnate her.
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That's about all I can say.
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Say no MORE. Now im done responding to morons. You get the african punishment. Silence.
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they wrote a song for the film...so does sully erna from godsmack
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So ridiculous that it's awesome! I like how people on here automatically know that this movie is going to suck. Pray do tell, how is it that you have been able to predict the future? That's amazing! Why are you wasting your time blogging? You should be making bucks! Clearly this isn't going to be There Will Be Blood or Citizen Kane, but it looks like it will be a whole lot of fun. Lighten the fuck up, not everything has to be an epic masterpiece. Remember going to the movies to have fun? My only complaint, where the fuck is Kurt Russell?!?! He was the best action star from the 80's, if you ask me. RJ McCready LIVES!!!
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FUCK YOU, NICKELBACK, YOU NO-TALENT WASTES OF SPACE!
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and Nickelback is good. wheres your $$$$$$$$, haters?
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But nothing will stop me from going to this movie opening day. Sly is on a fucking awesome streak.
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Sly, when this film hits 100 million in the U.S. alone, yourself, ARNOLD and BRUCE must be the stars of the next film. Add Jackie Chan for comedy as well ;)
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Cast Mr. T instead of Terry Crews. I'm already looking forward to seeing this in the hopes it will be a pure fun movie with nostalgia thrown in. However, if they had cast Mr. T as well....I shudder thinking about this awesome missed opportunity.
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My shapely ass is in a seat for this. All you haters can suck it.
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"That's funny." Delivered with JUST the right amount of fermented contempt.
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than Channel Mal.
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who would you put in it !!!!!!???
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As an 80's kid who grew up sneaking viewings of Predator/Terminator/Cobra/Rambo/Die Hard/Robobcop...this is what the current generation of emo queers needs!I'm there, opening night!
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sucks cock by choice. BY CHOICE. That was AWESOME.
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Magnificent Seven/Seven Samurai vibe going for it which is a HUGE plus.
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...just watching that trailer.
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Mar 31, 2010 6:54:31 PM CDT
Sharon Stone SHOULD have been in this fucking movie!
by scriptgirl_nipples
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Where's the 70 mil??? Blanks and piro doesn't cost that much. WTF???
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To know that Nickelback (and yes, it was Nickelback. Shinedown would have actually sounded good) is pure shit?
Fuck you! Money doesn't account for taste! You might have money, but chances are, you're the kind of inbred trash that has paid your non-cigarette and cheap liquor money to keep Nickelsuck's members cock-deep in whores and drugs!
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ISN'T THIS THE SAME SITE THAT IS FULL OF PEOPLE THAT HATE EXPLOSIONS AND HAVING TO TURN THERE BRAIN OFF.
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You're a dumb fuck. All you haters on this site I hope you take poisoned Tylenol and die. This movie looks fucking awesome! Mennen and all you cock-less knuckleheads that piss all over everything deserve bloody sodomy. You suck and one day you'll be stabbed to death at a movie theater with a meat thermometer.
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Mar 31, 2010 7:22:26 PM CDT
That trailer just took PREDATOR's testosterone quotient...
by mr. nice gaius
...and raised it by a factor of 10.If this flick is even tickles the action/slaughter balls of RAMBO, then it will most definitely kick cock.
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WTF? He is the only one who looks like he would kick your ass w/out dropping some stupid line, AND he is Chris Rock's dad!
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... you are not excited by this film even after the trailer, then by law you must hand in your Man card and join the other bunch of slack-jawed faggots. This film will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me
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This film cost 80 million to produce and looks like it. THE EXPENDABLES will have some BAD ASS action scenes. And yeah, Michael Bay can learn a thing or two from STALLONE on how to make KICK ASS action movies, The Rock not withstanding.
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Mar 31, 2010 7:42:28 PM CDT
I was a hater....but now I am a believer. this looks awesome
by slimbutnotreally
I dont care if it sucks or not....seeing all those icons together is going to be awesome. I was a hater when I heard about this movie or saw the posters...but now seeing them all together in the trailer. I have to see this...and if it sucks I dont think i'd even notice.
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Continuing wit the use of T4/Avatar technology of de-aging...
Flint: Steven Seagal
Shipwreck: Kurt Russell
Rock N' Roll: Chuck Norris
Roadblock: Ving Rhames
Snake Eyes: Jean Claude Van Damme (he cant talk, perfect)
Wild Bill: Nick Nolte
Chuckles: Val Kilmer
Lady Jaye: Linda Hamilton
Lucy Liu: Jinx
Big Lob: Michael Jai White :)
Cobra Commander: Mark Hammill
Tomax/Xamot: Nic Cage
Zarana: Milla Jovovich
Storm Shadow: Tony Jaa
Buzzer: Rutger Hauer
Monkeywrench: William Forsythe
Ripper: Michael Rooker
Croc Master: Michael Biehn
Kwinn: Jackie Chan
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"In 25 Years it'll be Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Tobey McGuire, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Leo, and Stallone."LOL classic...and true!
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Mar 31, 2010 8:05:02 PM CDT
This flick blows away all of the hairs on my balls
by takingscorpioscalls
Watching this movie we will ALL grow hairs on our chests and our testicles too. I'm going to splooge my load in the air as every chick's pussy's water away at the manlyness and then get impregnated squirting out kids like grenades. This movie DEFINITELY ups the testosterone levels and kicks all sorts of veiny cocks away into the mouths of all the nonbelievers, they will find a mouthful of pube to contend with. Sly, Bruce, Arnie can finger all of our anuses and eat us out as well because this is going to KICK OUR SPHINCTERS AND FUCK IT TO KINGDOM CUM while Jet Li's tight asian ass gets shredded! Now i was was a bit down from the last vids but this one makes my cock stand straight up and salute all of the big buff action stars like it SHOULD BE, these are no slack jawed faggots but the SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUSES. Hopefully by the movie's end we'll be riding its cock and 69'ing. Poo will be punched inside of your anal tracts by the massive meat injections to be given and explode out of your mouths in a fountain of diahrrea. Then we will finger and play with each others balls while lickign our taints and using them as pillows. Afterward we'll eat shit and then get fucked in the ass and become EXPENDABLES!
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I'm sold! Can't wait!!!
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Thats how badass the trailer is with the holy action trinity together.AWESOME !!!
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I have a feeling Sly will be guest host for RAW this summer to help promote the film. Any possibility of that happening, Sly? I know Sly himself is reading this talkback.
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...SO GOD DAMN MUCH!!!!!
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I can't wait to see this! A good old fashion kick ass movie! I wish the Rock would have been in it as well that would have been cool to see him in a role that he belongs in! Not this Tooth Fairy shit!
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Mar 31, 2010 8:59:39 PM CDT
I hope there's a montage in the movie using a Robert Tepper tune
by ogreyouasshole
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but I still probably would have left Schwarzenegger and Willis for the movie going experience. Do we know why it's all the way in August? I guess I missed something.
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When was the last time we had a macho, guns, explosions, and pretty girls movie with politically incorrect bad guys that did not take it self too seriously? I honestly can think of one in recent years.
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"But Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews etc. are not 80's action stars."
No, but they damn well should be. IF action was on top of the game. Doncha agree?
This is about bringing it back, if only for a good time. But these guys are on team Stallone. He has deemed them worthy SUCCESSORS.
Like Arnold did with The Rock.
Example: i watched Rambo 4 with my dad. He really liked it, but heckled me a bit afterwards with: "So, us old guys have to be action stars forever? Hey kid, where are the guys YOUR age?
He's right, im fucking 34! There should be more action stars. So, im supporting The Rock and Statham, Terry Crews have impressed me so far, he has that charisma that's needed. And i still hold out hope that Arnold's gonna save the Rock from the Disney Flicks.(I realize that Dwayne makes good disney money though.) -
This has been covered already.
Mostly by my rambling stunt-castings, but here are my suggestions.
Team Arnold:
Arnold. Natch.
The Rock. (Save him Arnold.)
Jackie Chan. Nuff Said.
That's it. That's all he needs. It's a deadly trio of puns and superiority. Intent on besting team Stallone, in whatever plot Expendables 2(WITH ROMAN NUMERALS) revolves around.
Also, Michael Madsen as a CIA agent, wearing Wayfarers and chain-smoking.
And Christopher Walken as some madman. Someone mentioned Rutger Hauer the other day. Can't go wrong with him, so i say bring him aboard.
I realize my discriptions sound extremely vague, and cliche',
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Is Captain America. That ain't too shitty. He should fucking settle for that.
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Stallone and Chuck Norris. Epic.
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...But yea, Evans just need a GOOD shoot em type movie and he is good... the thing is, Hellywood are not gonna make action movies like the eighties cuz "people" want "good stories"... plus everythin is CGI heavy so no more basic fights or battles ie Hitgirl gunplay
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What's up with that?
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This movie looks WAAAAAY too serious for its own good. And whatever Sly is trying to do with his face, it's not working. He looks worse than Mickey frickin' Rourke!
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i don't care whether it is going to deliver or not, i'm grateful enough to see this kind of "fanboy's wet dream" movie is being realized on the big screen. i hope they get chuck norris, steven seagal and van damme for the sequels
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Is it Mickey Rourke? Cuz he looks like he just walked off the set of Iron Man!!! Is Whiplash the bad guy here?! haha!
I agree... This movie should've happened 25 years ago. Also, I think this ensemble and movie would've been better off as a spoof action flick. Something like Galaxy Quest did for Star Trek. It's hard to take these old coots seriously. Those aging muscles are scary!!! And what the hell Van Dam?!? Damn you! -
THIS is the movie that will bring balance back to film!!!
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Terry Crews shows up a few times in the clip, yet his name doesn't come up when they are going over the names of the 'big guys' in the cast.
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Seriously.
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born-again Christian now. I don't think he'd be up for an R-rated feature with explosions, titties, and f-words anymore. But don't get me wrong, I woulda loved to have seen him in this!
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Hey guys, I agree the cameo shot is good but I think they should have left it for the movie. But I think they probably are worried that it might not make as much money as they are hoping. They are gunning for the sequel where maybe they could bring in Segal and Van Damn or something to that effect. A Arnold and Bruce shot will bring in much more curious audience members! Stallone and the Studio want to make Expendables a franchise. So, this gives it the best shot. It's about money.
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Mar 31, 2010 11:15:36 PM CDT
It's as if my testicles have descended for a second time...
by the_floating_skull_of_robert_loggia
I think my sperm have just donned body armor and are preparing a full on assault on my monitor screen. Sploogetastic.
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What's the matter? Teh JASON BOURNE! too good for these guys?
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all they need to add is a kidnapped daughter
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Probably will see this now. Just that one little cameo scene with Stallone, Willis, and Arnie makes me wish really hard for a movie with the three of them as the stars. Haven't seen Cop Out, but Willis actually looks like he put effort into delivering his (few) lines in Expendables, unlike the trailer for Cop Out which they could use in film school for the definition of "phoning it in." Fuck, that shit looked horrible.
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...it's Godsmack, calm down. Stallone cut a deal with them to make some of the tracks for the movie, and it rocks so damn much.
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that they had to include anything from the Arnold Willis scene. Are they so insecure that they need to trick people into thinking those guys are any real important parts of this movie? Why not just go on the guys who ARE big parts and leave that as a surprise?
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u see his arms??? bigger than 80's stallone!
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the production values look better than Rambo, at least. Me thinks Stallone coulda used some help with the fight/action scenes... to me it looks like opportunity squandered with that cast, I'm not seeing any really juicy action sequences or kung fu.
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Don't listen to these haters. We know this movie is going to be amazing. I'm sure there's more to the Arnold/Bruce/Sly cameo than what was put in the trailer. We all knew they were going to be in the movie anyway. Epic trailer for an epic movie.
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has had their mind softened by bullshit for so long. Epically brainwashed by homoerotic chest baring and gunplay. I like action as much as the next person, but I get a slight stench of shit from this. I guess I'll wait and see, but that trailer did not move me to say "opening day!"
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One of the biggest action stars of all time? I would have loved to see him do a cameo in this. Maybe something like the small part he did in Apocalypse Now, when he's basically being the exposition guy for Martin Sheen.
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really. I mean it doesn't matter how cliche this movie is, it will still kick ass of any other modern action movie that has been released in the last ten years.
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But the trailer really does NO justice at all...cheap and badly made.
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Well, I feel like most of you guys here - I really wanna love the flick. But am I sold? Don't know yet. Trailer looks okay, but doesn't really get my hurt pumping as I thought it would. Actually that older crappy marketing trailer showed more of what this is about. And of course it looks cheesy as hell, but I guess that's part of the charm. I repeat myself when I say In only hope Stallone put some effort into the writing, because, come on guys, as badass the action of the last Rambo was, the script felt like it was written on the shitter on a rainy afternoon.
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...cos I am cheap and badly made.
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but give me the redband blood n'guts version too!
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Thank god. It feels like the 80s again and that is not a bad thing at all. Can't wait.
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so there probably isn't any redband trailer. At least not until the DVD is released.
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didn't know that. That usually means theyr'e gonna hold back on the violence a bit...kinda was hoping for something more along the lines of RAMBO. Still, if it's 80s-style-action they're going for, then I guess PG-13 would be more in keeping w/that. Gonna see it anyway!
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...now that his current show is going off the air. That just seems right. And the new A-Team trailer (in glorious Quicktime) sure looks hellafun. Expendables, Losers, A-Team...love me some bullet festivals!
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...Garth Ennis' FURY comic. Anyone?
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Good call on casting 5-0. My favorite show right now is "Human Target". Mark Valley would make a great Jim Rockford,but that show has been cast also. (I think Human Target might be on the "bubble")
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Jean Claude Van Dam
Chuck Norris
Mr.T
Jim Brown
HHH
Carl Weathers
Dame Edna
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BIxbySnyer: "Agree, coulda used Motörhead, per my suggestion. However, gotta pull in the punks. Bums on seats, eh?"! The irony of your statements is that Motörhead is far closer to the spirit of hardcore punk music than anything by frakken Nickeback! Ask Iggy Pop, Glenn Danzig or Henry Rollins, or Lemmy himself, what's more "punk rock", Nickelback or Motörhead, I can guarantee you the answer will be the latter as opposed to the former.
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and this movie looks great. The only thing better would be if everybody other than Stallone gets killed in this, and Expendables 2 is Sly/Bruce/Arnold on a 3-man revenge mission (with Sharon Stone as Arnold's bitchy ex-wife).
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Apr 01, 2010 7:28:34 AM CDT
Jimmy Pasta, Mark Valley would be a great Jim Rockford
by julius dithers
And it would be a shame if they cancelled Human Target. Valley was fun in Boston Legal and sinister in Fringe.
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then it certainly isn't 'as advertised', in the sense that it clearly WILL NOT BE a homage or throwback to the 80's glory days of action filmmaking! You know, back in the day when we weren't left to wonder what the rating would be for something like this... Note to Sly: ALL OF YOUR FANS ARE WELL INTO THEIR THIRTIES!!! AND A PG-13 RATING WOULD ALIENATE A LARGE PORTION OF THEM--MYSELF INCLUDED. NO FUCKING WAY YOU'RE GETTING MY MONEY FOR SELLING THE FUCK OUT!
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It CAN'T be. I hope, HOPE, it's not.
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"Looks awesome.....if you have a dick.Your dripping pussy may prevent you from enjoying this movie. That or your severe down's syndrome. Ironically these two things would also make you a Nickelback fan. "
And there we have it...the target audience for this movie. Come on this just looks like every shit action movie ever made. There is nothing interesting in that trailer at all. No hook, nothing. Just dumb dialogue, dumb music and bland action. -
Now this is a REAL cool movie. You can go watch your Twilight or some faggy shit movie like Precious and shit
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Nickelback,Greenday and saliva should never be mentioned in the same sentence with REAL Punk bands like The Misfits,The Damned,The Clash,Black Flag,Motohead,Samhain and The posthumous Ramones.Nickelback is more like a setback to rock music.Just like those Glam Hair metal Bands.Who really listens to that shit?!?
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From Go Away to I fucking hate you.I didn't care much for "I stand alone" mostly because it was the theme song to that shitty Scorpion King movie starring The Rock. And then the song was reused in a fucking prince of persia game.I heard that they are coming out with a new album, but after listening to their recent song; "crying like a bitch', it doesnt look to be another crowd pleaser.
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Apr 01, 2010 9:17:06 AM CDT
This movie is going to make $300 mil+ domestic /$1 billion world
by zillabeast
Calling it now. Epic, EPIC numbers.
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A split-second shot of Charismna Carpenter?? Not good. That female lead is kinda painful to look at. This movie is gonna need some full frontal Statham nudity to get me pumped again.
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I feel like I'm back in high school, waiting to see the new action movie on a Saturday night with a bunch of my buddies. I'll have to call them all up and tell them to leave the wife and kids at home for a night. And I'm sure I won't be the only guy doing that!
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that guys rules in Redbelt.
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That's why it's gonna be a masterpiece
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most of the reviews have said it was pretty violent bloody film....this isnt gonna be pg-13
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The band is Shinedown... you bunch of retards.
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This is already a done deal.
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looked awesome. Im mostly intrested because of Dolph and Sly. There seem to be a lot of focus on Stratham, Lee and Cotoure though. I guess the marketing poeple wanted that.
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on some russian alternate youtube type of site:
http://tinyurl.com/ygt9c22
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End of story, so says Lemmy. He refuses any other label. And someone else get the idea that Dolph was gonna fight Van Damme?
Cuz, no disrespect against Jet Li...(That's the dude Dolph is lifting over his head)
I think we all know who woulda won, right?
And yes, it's R. Confirmed for ages. Any other rating but R, would be like a shotgun to the kneecaps anyway. To hell with that "reviewer". -
On a Japanese Youtube like site, few weeks ago. Funny comments from action fans there, like i said earlier. Also, check out movie forums in Spain(if you can understand spanish)
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or that The Boys would even be adaptable to a single film, but that doesn't change the fact that the comic is fucking awesome from the get-go. The art is spectacular (well, I will admit the rare fill in artists have not been to my taste) and the scripting is hilarious. From Lovesausage to Tek Knight to Dakota Bob...I love it all.
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...it looks better than I was expecting, actually. And they really didn't give away much or show any extended scenes. Just fast blips and one-liners, which makes me want to see more. Strangely, the squinty-eyed over the shoulder look back from Arnold as he was walking away got me more juiced than anything. I've been hatin' on the idea of Arnold coming back to film in his old, saggy condition, but that right there might have changed my mind.
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Those things freakin' suck! Gotta go back and then forward again to get it to stop playin'. And yes, I will go that far to avoid a thirty second commercial. If they put them at the beginning of a video I mute them. But after I've seen what I want to see there is no way I'm stickin' around for a commercial.
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this is why we are bitching about it!? Producer said a PG-13 version AND an R-rated one would be cut, and based on test screenings, a decision would be made according to which version tested better. And there has been NO update on the rating of the movie since then. NOT A ONE.
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Apr 01, 2010 1:11:30 PM CDT
Buncha slack-jawed faggots around here....
by turd_has_risen_from_the_grave
How could anyone who grew up in the 80's NOT love this? Did somebody say this looks like trash? That's exactly the point! It looks like great cheesy fun, and really that's all I'm expecting from it. But it must be R.. what's all this shit about letting a test audience decide? To hell with that, Stallone should stick to his guns. Don't let a bunch of mall rat teenagers, who weren't even born when the golden age of action was running high, decide what course this movie should take.Also, Arnold looks like a wax dummy these days, with his taut skin and veiny features, but it was still great to see him back regardless. He needs to get back in shape ASAP after he's finished his governorship.
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an R rating. Cuz over here in depraved europe, we still like action movies for adults.
I thought this was settled months ago. Didn't Sly's blog-lady confirm it? You guys write your congressmen or something! -
The test screening went well and the cut that was shown was R.
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something sure does smell funny... seem's to me if the R-rating were a 'done deal' as you say, then the marketing boys over at Lionsgate would be selling the hell out of that fact... just like they did with Rambo. But nope. Neary a word. And the first 'official' trailer removed the one scene from the earlier one (Jason S. swinging a goddam Rambo knife at some dude's throat) that would immediately suggest an R-rating. Also, we can't go by 'eary reviews' from test audiences as a determining factor for the films rating, simply because who's to say which version they saw? Someone may in fact speak of the violence and such in a review, but that doesn't mean we are going to be seeing THAT version of the film come August 13th...
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holy christ he looks bad
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To the small minority that is defending that piece of shit music at the end and arguing that we're all retarded for not knowing that it's Shinedown, not whoever: I know musical taste is subjective, but you need to accept that ALL those bands are the musical equivalents of Transformers 2 and X-Men Origins: Wolverine - watered down, lowest-common denominator crap. Turn off your fucking radio and stop drinking the Clear Channel kool-aid. Check out bands that are carrying the torch of Black Sabbath, Motorhead, and Slayer - bands like High on Fire (and Matt Pike's old band Sleep), Boris, The Sword, Big Business, Electric Wizard, Black Mountain, Monotonix, and Sunn O))). Oh yeah, and fuck Disturbed, Staind, Creed, and Puddle of Mudd too.
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How so? Still pissed because Indy 4 didn't meet your expectations? I bet the combined amount of coin that you two have spent on his movies and related paraphernalia is enough to buy his trophy wife a fairly high-end Gucci bag.
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Why no Kurt motherfucking Russell? When my career takes off, haha i know, I am going to fucking bring Kurt back, bitches!!! Can you think of a more outright pleasing series of action films other than the Escape films? I can't. Sure Terminator, Rambo, and Predator kicked ass, but goddamn Escape from NY/LA were sooooo much fun. So fucking ridiculous in just the right way. LONG LIVE SNAKE!!! Is my Russell boner showing? well, my name is rjmcready.
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...please play NO ONE LOVES ME NEITHER DO I.... my song of the year!
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According to the movie publicist's own blog. Unlikely to change IMO unless the R-rated previews went badly. Which they didn't.
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Even if it was PG-13 (which I doubt), it wouldn't be all bad. I still want R let me be clear.
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WTF!? This movie is being SOLD as the second coming of 80's action cinema... funny thing is, however, Stallone (or Arnie, Bruce) didn't make no pussy ass PG-13 ACTION films in the 80's!? So really, this wouldn't be the second coming of anything!? Rather more of the same... just another watered down, teen-ready action film without a dick!
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Slayer? Great fucking band even though those bastards get carried way with the satanic/nazi references.the other bands that you mentioned (with the exception of Sabbath and Motorhead)I have no fucking clue what they are all about.Disturbed should not be compared to F@ggy bands like Creed or Staind and puddle of Mud.I guess you might change your mind if you ever listened to "Perfect Insanity".Sure they're not as good as Slayer or Megadeth but way better than that nickelback garbage that passes itself off as Nu Metal.
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Seagal has a problem with one of the producers of The Expendables and declined to appear in the film. It seems he was ripped off for some money he was owed a while back. JCVD was personally offered a role by Stallone himself and turned it down. Either because he was contractually obligated to be in the third Universal Soldier film(which was surprisingly not garbage btw) or because he didn't like his role. He might be in the sequel who knows. Kurt Russell's agent said that he was uninterested in appearing in an ensemble piece at this time but Stallone did try and get him. There. Now please stop asking these questions over and over again. Thanks.
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turned it down because it wasn't artsy enough for him?
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It looks great everyone who says different has no brain, which is kind of ironic because you probably dont need one to watch this. I welcome these kind of entertaining movies in these days of remake/reboot 3-d shaky cam and boring "oscar-worthy" movies.
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most of the 80s action films were rated R...FIRST BLOOD, TERMINATOR, LETHAL WEAPON, PREDATOR, DIE HARD, etc, etc. This movie can't be all "blood n'guts" like it should be w/a Pg-13 rating!
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YEAH!!!
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You just made my point for me. Turn off your Clear Channel commercialized hard rock IV drip and go discover some bands who are making music because they love it, not because they want to sell out and be "awezum!" and "score chix" at the expense of musical integrity. Funny story: I just saw High on Fire last night and there was this skanky chick trying to get Matt Pike's attention...at one point they made eye contact and she did some ridiculous pointing "you and me" gesture and Matt, in the middle of his solo, gives her the finger without missing a note...it was fucking great. And by the way, Disturbed suck harder than any other nu-metal band - they're a bunch of hair metal washouts that repurposed themselves as "edgy nu-metal" pioneers and got all you brainwashed "extreme" radio listeners to swallow their load of pathetic derivative crap. They are the worst band on the planet.
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Anybody?
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Sly's already got my money guarenteed for the flick. :=)
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Seeing as this is basically the action talkback I thought it would be appropriate to post this clip. It's Big Daddy fucking shit up in a warehouse, see it and be amazed: http://tinyurl.com/yazomq2
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Don't get pulled back guys!
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The Motörhead Video that defined my early childhood and early teens. I now have the song on my car stero.
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My head almost exploded when I saw Arnie, Bruce and Sly in the same shot.
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FYI I don't listen to any rock music from the radio. and certainly notclear channel and to say that disturbed us the worst band in the world is expressing yourself beyond exagerration. worse than nickelback? GTFOAnd let's not kid ourselves shall we? Most musicians are in it for the money ,fame and pussy.Sure there are some that play for the passion of it, while most rockers perform as a means to get paid and laid.welcome to the human race.
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THE RUNNING MAN, LAST BOY SCOUT, BALBOA MACHINE WILL TURN WEAKERTHANS INTO WARRIORS!!!!
A-HOOO! A-HOOO! A-HOOO!
As I raise my bloody sword to Valhalla -
Not missing this one.
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I want this movie to be out NOW!
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The Rock didn't even come onto the scene until 2000. Chow Yun Fat helped an action movie get an Oscar in 2000!
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Apr 01, 2010 11:56:52 PM CDT
The porn version will be titled "The Expandables!"
by theycallmemrtibbs
copyright April 1, 2010 theycallmemrtibbs
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The Porn version of Terminator.
'The Sperminator'. -
With Ron Jeremy as Red Flintbone.
Man, this talkback is dying out. -
Stay Tuned
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...Ffucking Rufus Excalibur Ffolkes I'll go for that one. The best of British.
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Greatest movie ever. Chuck Norris annihilates your anus.
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..Just sayin.
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