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Annette Kellerman cuddles up with CYRUS!
Hey, hey! I'm back with another review from SXSW...
CYRUS
I'm just going to admit straight out of the gate- I loved Cyrus! After years up to bat with many worthy attempts, directors Jay and Mark Duplass have finally hit one out of the park. The indie darlings can say adios to semi-obsurity and moderate success on the festival circuit and hello to the mainstream movie going public. CYRUS is about John (John C. Reilly), a lonely divorcee whose mojo is currently stifled by disconnect and middle age. Though he remains close with his ex (Catherine Keener) who is his biggest cheerleader, John just can't seem to meet anyone. That is until Molly (Marisa Tomei) blindsides him at a party. Instantly, she seems drawn to the downtrodden yet eager John, whose earlier feeble attempts at flirtatious converstion with a number of ladies had fallen completely flat. They just click, and soon the pair end up back at John's place for a tryst. As more too-good-to-be-true dates soon follow, John can't help but wonder why Molly never sleeps over, instead quietly slipping out while he sleeps night after night. When he finally decides to investigate, he receives his answer loud and clear with the introduction of Molly's 21-year old son, Cyrus. Cyrus is the only child of a single mom- he wishes nothing but the best for his beloved mother and her romantic endeavors...or does he. This introduction sets into motion a hilarious rivalry that not only brings the laughs, but eventually gives a good tug at the ol' heartstrings as well.
As Cyrus, Jonah Hill simply dominates the screen. Hill's past roles have only hinted at a potential I've been dying to see, and I think a great role like Cyrus has finally given Hill the platform to show us what he's got. Not only can he totally hold his own with two Oscar-nominated actors, he completely owns every scene he's in with fantastic deadpan humor and a lovable, yet calculating demeanor. As John, John C. Reilly perfectly captures the sweet, withdrawn nature of his character without making him look like a loser. He's just a guy whose been out of the game for a bit, and Reilly know just how to capture his sincerity and eagerness without making him a total pushover. Marisa Tomei is simply radiant as Molly. She really makes you feel how torn Molly is between her two loves while also showing us why John would be so head over heels for her in the first place.
Cyrus is a great, fresh little comedy. If you are a fan of the directing style of the Duplass Brothers, you'll be pleased to know that their stamp is obvious and is what really makes it all work. If you are not familiar with these young directors, may this be your fantastic introduction.
I'll be checking in more later!
Annette Kellerman
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that is all.
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I've been counting down the days til I can finally use that Robocop line in a real life situation.
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THAT's your review??
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Mar 19, 2010 5:40:48 PM CDT
OK, I'll say it. I'm disappointed this isn't about Miley...
by flickapoo
...Puffy Scrapple® Cyrus.
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We almost lost him to the Will Ferrell comedies.
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Where are the Warriors jokes?
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...that came up with this one?
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Wampa 1: "Your mamma" jokes are fresher than your lame one. --- palimpsest: Will Ferrell's movies aren't comedies. They are a "what not to do" when it comes to making comedic movies. Will Ferrell is a fucking assclown who represents everything that is wrong with modern comedy.
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Say what you want but Step Brothers had a ton of laugh out loud moments. It was a disjointed mess like many of Ferrell's movies but it had me belly laughing several times like most of the others. Nothing wrong with a movie that tries to do nothing but make you laugh so hard you crap your pants.
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So you can take her opinions with a grain of salt.
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ban that fuck again....
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kenny powers disagrees
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I'm going to try to say this nicely...."This introduction sets into motion a hilarious rivalry that not only brings the laughs, but eventually gives a good tug at the ol' heartstrings as well."Stop trying to write like you're the ghost of Leonard Maltin. At the very least, know your audience.
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Don't all comedies have a formula (fail or otherwise) of bringing laughs and eventually pulling the ol' heartstrings?
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Remmember ten years ago? Britney, Mandy, Jessica, Duff, Lindsay? Now look at them. Then look at the up and comers today: Cyrus and Gomez. Seriously things were much better back in 2000 - under Bush. Not counting the 911 attacks and re-invading Iraq thing.
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Mar 20, 2010 2:40:49 PM CDT
I thought they made a documentary on Billy Ray Cyrus...
by mrmysteryguest
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That's some horrifying camel toe in that caricature.
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Mar 20, 2010 10:06:26 PM CDT
Here I thought they finally made a Cyrus the Great biopic
by myscreenplaywasrejected
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With plenty of room.
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I just think the reaction would be more uniting than 9-11.
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Pig bits splatter.
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I gotta take Burgess Meredith to the vet. She is old and can't clean her own ass and I sure as shit ain't doing it. These animal lovers get paid $9 and hour to wipe my rabbits ass. I'll catch yous guys in a few.
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I never wanna be so old I can't clean my own ass.
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...in real life you'd have to be careful to not catch any of your soft bits in the knee hinge...
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have to comment on the article. Um, so, um, anybody wanna go first?
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with Marisa Tomei? God, how awful.
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...AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
What's wrong, dear?
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arghghghghghghghghhghg!call 911! call 911!! somebody call fucking 911!!dont just stand there and laugh! im bleeding outta my cock!!!feelin woozy!
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You Lie!
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i found out it was directed by the guys who did LILO and STITCH...and kinda BOLT..so im a maybe..plus it got an A- in EW.the best reviewed film by them in the last two weeks.
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in transformers 3! its official.
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penalties people will have to pay if they opt not to buy health insurance. Again ... if you're a single adult, why wouldn't you want to buy heavily subsidized, nearly comprehensive health insurance? We'll be paying for your ass anyway if you end up in the emergency room because you never bothered to get (now free!) preventative care under insurance.
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My money's on Dimebag.
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...and I mean that in every sense...looks like fun.
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Thin the herd of Tea-Baggers.
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Jeesh, don't you read Diox's posts.
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to in the first season..
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I'm telling yas, if it turns out to be good, Cameron can kiss his "record" goodbye. SHREK-size crowd at 3D-inflated prices? Fuggedabboudit.
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I'll ask again. Who is T-Bag?
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And I hate to say it but it looks good.
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under the new plan, how does that affect my employer-based insurance? I don't have to pay copays anymore for office visits?
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...over backwards to minimize the words "how to train"?
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he was on prison break where he go the name...which i didnt watch.nor will i watch diox's show.
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when that 3D baby owl movie comes out from the Happy Feet people. Baby Owls > Blue Cats
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I never thought about it as a masturbation metaphor before you mentioned it.Shame on you!
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...never crossed your mind?! I'm speechless......
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a masturbation metaphor.Shame, shame, shame!
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Someone say Miley Cyrus? I'd like her to train MY dragon.
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respect the dragon and tame the pudenda?
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My father probably would, though.
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...by Anne McCaffrey.
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We have state care AND private care here in the UK. Granted, if you don't have flabour-of-the-month sickness this week, you'll wait a while for help on the NHS, but if you DO have flavour-of-the-month sickness (which for the last 12 months have been cancer and a nicotine addiction) then they'll get you done same day if they can. My Mum got breat cancer (thank God and Bale they got it early) in March 2008, and she was operated on within a week, AND had the full chemo, radio and herceptin treatments. So God bless the Government on THAT, because I still got my dear old Mama.
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An instructional video for toddlers learnin' to pee.
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The ultimate evil spirit! But wait til he completes the ceremony... then he becomes FLESH!
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I'm a firm believer in a Keynesian mixed economy. In fact, I'd wager that private hospitals are so good in the UK because of the competition and baseline benefits provided by the NHS.
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What was the name of that chick my father always used to call to ask about taste?
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when AVATAR 2 comes out. And then he can kiss it hello again.
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You will "experience" it, a la TOTAL RECALL or STRANGE DAYS.
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Raw. Tastes like the rectum of a chicken. I would know.
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I remember that series. Pretty risque for chick fantasy.
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...that Avatar 2 and 3 were failures. Critics didn't like them, and nobody even went to see the third one.
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No one paid any attention to the last time I posted this one so I'm posting it again 'cause I think it's a good one.
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It's a movie about a race of rat people called Ratava that invade Earth and force people to touch weird, gross things. That's it.
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Ellen Degenerates' pudendum?
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...no placebo pudenda here.
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Let me check the timeline... 2001... Oh, I guess they shoehorned that in there.
Uh... Yes. I got him personally. I wore a fake crocodile for a hat, which made a ? appear above his head for a few seconds, then I whipped out my modified M9 and fired a couple of tranq darts into his face. I dragged him a bit and then dropped him, so his item would fall out, and put him in a nearby locker while I picked it up. Turns out it was a Playboy, well, I have hundreds of those, so I placed it on the ground.
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throwing it out there again since i got Brando'd earlier.
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http://tinyurl.com/ycfvwsk
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...my favorites were "I coulda' been a pudenda!", PUDENDA-LIPS NOW, and THE PIT AND THE PUDENDULUM.
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Your country owes you a debt of gratitude.
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I wish Stupak had yelled back, "Suck my dick!"It's time for our elected officials to start acting like hecklers at a Dane Cook show, doncha think?
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don't wanna let Stabby give up on humor cause no one noticed.
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is 'moose, but I'm not convinced.
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Like Rachel Harris did at the end of hangover..it means so much more when a female says it
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He died while charging rhinos in Africa. He never became President.
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Did anyone claim this gem?
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Did Harry write this article?
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Moose? Who is that? Is it related to The Patriots? Otacon once said something to me about moose, or was that wolves? I can't remember. Damn! I'm getting more senile by the second.
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He was just talking about MetalGear Solid the day before Solid_Snake showed up. Plus, we all know he is AKA GaryOldman, AKA TommyWiseau, AKA MichaelCaine, etc.
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Interesting... It isn't a clone of me, is it? Another clone of my father's!? Hmm... No. Impossible.
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But I must admit that I wish I had come up with the other two as well.
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Mar 22, 2010 1:28:46 PM CDT
Pudenda on the Ritz ... I think I may have said that.
by colonelfatheart
Can't remember. I do own I coulda been a pudenda. That won me the trophy.
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...taint hardly anything separating the two.
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Argh! My Codec still isn't working. I need to call Otacon!
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Pudending that I'm doing well
My need is such; I pudend too much
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or the pudendas from the pretenders.
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As fake laughter doesn't read as such I will assume that it was genuine.
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whos your friend when things get roughcan't do a little cause ya can't do enough.
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like I said..nothing worse than when a "good one" just lays there
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See ya. I'm off to look for some locker posters of women in bikinis. If only I could call the Colonel while looking at one. He would probably reprimand me for pleasuring myself while talking to him. Just like the old days.
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in a masturbatory way. He is a hero.
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Not ripping off Mac's excellent title spoof. Just thought you might want to know what H.R. stood for.
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"Missed it by THAT much."
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http://tinyurl.com/yldn4kp
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....children s programming Stabby. Those hippies always take it to far.
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...oh, yeah...I'M the bad guy!
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and i was gonna have a big montana tonight...
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... my step-grandfather used to work with a guy named Harry Dangler.
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about Roast Queef coming from Lions/the biggest pussy in the jungle, but i didn't seem funny.
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"WHAT! You guys are both sick."
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came to pick you up, they would announce it over the PA, so everyday we would hear, "The Dick children..your parents are here to pick you up." The better part of the story is that the dads name was Harry.
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Already???? who does Jack think he is--Justin beiber?
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Sixies, you want my review of The Runaways (Besides 'It made me feel like a pedo.')?
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I wanna hear about all the underage ass.
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I'm not discriminating, Mac, I promise.
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Bring it
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Teddy: "PB your so nice and I have liked you from a distance for such a long time. Do you think it would be ok..er..I mean...can I....give you my review of Runaways?"I just surprise-sex the shit out of the PB with my reviews.
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A fairly bland and largely perfunctory film. It seems as if the writer lifted all the best parts from Cherie Currie's book and forgot to add any connective tissue. The band's doesn't exist, now it does, now they're famous, and so on. All the familiar 'rise and fall' cliches are there, but the director seems to sense this and tries to make them resonate as little as possible. Which in turn only further dilutes the film. The performances range from terrific to terrible, with Kristen Stewart on the one end to whoever played Cherie Currie's sister at the other. Alia Shawkat has not one line in the entire movie, Sixies. Not a one. I honestly don't know why she's there.
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It took me a couple weeks to get a Pearlman Rulk review out of him.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
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Now I'm just being silly.
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...to make them resonate as little as possible".
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One for Kristen Stewart and one for Dakota Fanning.
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But the idea of putting together a string of coherent sentences scares the shit out of me these days. That's why I like it here: I'm 'writing' without actually writing anything, or having a point to get across.
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adolescent camel toe in that denim jumpsuit?
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thats fucking awesome...like vince vaughn in ZOOLANDER but unintentional...new landis credit quote:face onthe cutting room floor: Alia Shawkat.
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if I can do it....any lobotomized half dead monkey can.
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...would you have any Grey Pudendapon?
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For when you just can't get in the dried up frigid old bitch.
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I'm a little slow on the uptake today. Work is surprisingly busy.
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but do you have any Grey Pudenda?
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...BWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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for suprise sexing the night away.
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...foiled again!
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...it has to be pudenda...
No.
With a name like Pudenda, it has to be Smuckers...
No...
With a name like...There's a joke in there somewhere, I know it. -
Dakota Fanning's first name is Hannah! Hannah Fanning!
BWAH-HAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! -
...just to make sure she's jailbait.
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And I can't believe some of the shit they had her doing in that movie. Pills, booze, coke, lesbian sex. It MAY be cleaned up a little, but it's still an R-rated film to be sure.
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And they're having her prance around in skanky lingerie?
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...It's gotta be Smelly!
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The story of the movie played out within the making of the film itself. That's irony, right?
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...it's gotta be jelly!
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it better than Dakota
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But the bassist didn't want to be part of the movie, so they created a cypher for Alia to play. Hence, her non-role.
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And the barest hinting at what was to come for her.
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For the confidence booster. Much appreciated.
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3-star Wolverine review in previous PB.
HANCOCK probably this weekend
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did the Lita Ford character come back on screen as a haggard mess and wonder, "Where's are Rock n Roll Maaaaaaan?" not understanding why a washed up sex peddler is no longer relevant?
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As there wasn't much of substance BEFORE the end credits, I figured it wasn't the kind of movie to have something AFTER them.
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Lita prolly woulda fucked it up too.
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I like to be nice to the films. I'd hate for a WOLVERINE or a HELLBOY II to get a 1 or 2 star review, only for them to get despondent and jump off a bridge or building, leaving their parents child-less.
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What if I say I'm not like the others
What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays
You're the pudenda
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Hey man, good to see you again.
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Train that dragon! His soul is still dancing!
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She wouldn't have any lines cause the Cunty bassist would sue for slander..but I think
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Sorry for the absence- had some family matters to attend to- but I come with good news- I just got my new toilet seat in the mail today. Life just got a lot better.
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I lead a fucked up life, temporally speaking. I'm here, there and everywhere.
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...does it have one of those little robotic-arm berry-hole washers?
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a light gray colored toilet seat? Christ, it was a pain in the... oh, shucks, I almost made a terrible pun. Anyway, my ass will be on this bad boy soon enough! http://tinyurl.com/yk6ve9q
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I can't top THE GREAT PUDENDA, and that's not for a lack of trying :D
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Mar 22, 2010 4:05:37 PM CDT
Hehehe, I just emailed my girl the good news, her response:
by yackbacker
"Everything's coming up Millhouse!"
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In which Jason trains WITH his dragon, to face Jean Claude Van Damage, the Great Pudenda to his title!
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...that sounds like something I'd do.
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and the no retreat line you took right out of my mouth. keep it up. Great Pudenda is a redo.
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This has been one of those things that's been going on for at least a year. I always knew about the Amazon.com option, but a few months ago that toilet seat was going for $50 and on top of being tenacious, I'm really cheap. When it dropped down to $22 I had to pull the trigger.
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I just figured she was a fan of the band, but you mabey right.
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that is an awesome girlfriend.
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Like her Arrested Development character. GET IT?
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Sooner or tater you were gonna win one of these.
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I got no complaints at all. How goes it in the PB?
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pulled that one right after your review. No one said anything then either.
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just killing time before the commute home.
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Thought I'd give it another shot...
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Mar 22, 2010 4:35:39 PM CDT
...Yack gets his toilet seat, but my perfect mailbox search...
by flickapoo
...goes on...
When do I get MY day? When do talent, hard work, and good looks finally pay off for ME? -
I found my PedAvengers notebook, so I don't have to start from scratch. My $25 worth of comics from last week are still MIA, tho. That's what happens when you drink and bus, I guess.
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Seriously, I love hunting down stuff. I'm a blodhound!
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Flick what kind of mail box do you want? I bet Cheeses can make it. He builds stages and shit i think he can handle you mail box...then belly dancers can shake it while Mr McFeeley drops your letters off.
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Now I gotta spend twice as much this week.
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...not too fancy, and I need to be able to justify spending the $ for a copper fucking mailbox...if you know what I mean.
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Here's a wall-mounted diddy: http://tinyurl.com/y9sgghk
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...so copper seems right...and copper gets that great green patina.
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I'll see about posting some more tonight...
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http://tinyurl.com/yc3gbhf
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With lots of secret rooms and trap doors and stuff?
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fancy green rust. Get an old still. That would be bad mother fucking ass and your mail would smell like moonshine.
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watch out for secret passages and Nicolas Cage.
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I always wanted secret rooms in my house. I swore i would have them when i got older. not really working out so far.
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Cheaper- http://tinyurl.com/yl984ze
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I think it's just painted copper color. Fucking lying sacks o' pudenda!
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http://tinyurl.com/ycuzbu5
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But you'd either have to buy the right house (very expensive) or find a good one to build secret rooms into (also very expensive). Good Luck.
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...Yack, I too am a cheap bastard...I'm going to have to be in some kind of good mood to spring for the mailbox of my dreams.It's a small stone house...too small for secret rooms unfortunately. But it's small enough that I can fix it up mostly myself.
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...bet you've never heard those words together before...
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Starring Robin Williams as FlickaPoo.
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See y'all later. And keep fuckin' that chicken.
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Be wary of strange pudenda.
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http://i39.tinypic.com/1zednol.jpg
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That's some good work there. More than I could do.
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...damn me and my slow, Neanderthal computer skills.
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...and thanks.
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It's the nature of the PB: Everybody's a few seconds off from each other.
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I love the stone wall and the hardwood floors- very warm feel. And not that faux-old look that current constructions attempt to capture either.
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...left the stone exposed like that back in the day, but I like it too...and if someone in the future wants to put it back the way it would have been they can just plaster over it.
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That's pretty awesome, actually. Wish I had thought of that.
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And as the saying goes: the Pudenda is in the details.
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The proof's in the pudenda, after all.
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...from your lips to udendas ears, as they say.
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Praise ....
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Cheeses, pick up my slack while I'm gone, pally.
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Mar 22, 2010 6:25:42 PM CDT
Say 'Hi' to the girls at Taco Bell for me, Teddy...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Good deal for him...
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...thanks, man.
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I did all my own tile and hardwood in my home in Vegas and some on the house I used to own here in DFW...I really enjoy the work...I hate to paint, though...
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...in the before shot is left over from the guy who owned the house before and ran away in winter with the windows open...allowing most of the pipes to freeze...
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...just not in a 150 year old house.
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and fuck a hundred and fifty years ago anyway when it comes to personal comfort...Are there ANY showers in your house? Maybe the old timey ones with a curtain all the way around?
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To clean them while they are vertical is unholy, and angers McQueen.
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...wood floors are fun too...tile is very rewarding, but kind of a pain in my ass.
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Mar 22, 2010 6:44:44 PM CDT
My interest in the Captain America movie has gone from Zero
by continentalop
to Nothing.
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...the shower is the tub kind, but it's in a corner, so not as annoying as that curtain all the way around type. Those look cool, but you always end up with the wet curtain plastered to your wet self.
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Mar 22, 2010 6:45:59 PM CDT
'Lop and I arrive at the same time to say the same thing.
by subtitles_off
Mental high-five intentional almost simupo!
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But as. Some have stated he might have too much petsonality
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http://tinyurl.com/create.php
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and I feel fine.
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Wait, is he playing Lockjaw?
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But I don't need a movie about him.
Actually, I am officially sick of superhero & sci-fi movies. It seems like 90% of the "entertainment" movies are either superheroes, sci-fi or cartoonish action. Give me a fucking Western! -
This may result in some lags.
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"It's full of stars."
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http://tinyurl.com/ygw5wto
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And I feel fine."I haven't been here all day, but that HAS to be the trophy-winner!
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...is this a teaser?They better involve pudenda.
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And I think Evans will do fine.
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Please come by and review some of them.
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Or did you stop reading it long ago.I'm having real issues letting Batman go. It was the last of my childhood interests.
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It's full of !
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I can tell you it is not good to go 24 hours trying to survive on cola and jelly beans.
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Seriously. I know this is sacrilege at a geek site, but c'mon. Can't there be at least ONE good Western, Policer, War movie, Crime movie, Gangster Film or Detective story? And I don't mean over the top shit either, just an old fashion piece of well crafted entertainment.
So far only Edge of Darkness, Shutter Island, Brooklyn's Finest and Green Zone have fit that criteria, and on the other side is Daybreakers, Book of Eli, Legion, From Paris with Love, Percy Jackson. The Wolfman, Alice in Wonderland and Repo Men. 1 to 2 ratio of over-the-top/superhero/sci-fi/SFX banaza's to old fashion action movies and gritty entertainment.
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gets a lotta people in SERIOUS trouble..." -one Seriously Drunk Michael Caine
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...overnight onset diabetes that's been going around?
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But I have glanced at the Brubaker stories and they look pretty good. I just really wish he didn't bring back Bucky - I don't care how good the stories seem, you've just robbed me of the impact of Cap's partner dying in war. THAT is a huge emotional burden for the guy - and now that is gone. Forever.
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I mean a good, old-fashioned scare-flick, where you barely even see the shark or the alien.
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...hehehehehehehe...
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Time to take a pudenda.
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Well done. But, am I the only one who thinks we need a new meme? Have we taken all our pun "eggs" and pudenda into one basket?
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I will probably go see Iron Man 2. But fuck no way am I going to see Clash of the Titans unless it gets great reviews.
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Mar 22, 2010 7:02:31 PM CDT
What word is more versatile and hilarius at the same time...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
than pudenda?
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Let's put a sidekick in the costume so we can have (insert superhero) for this generation!P'shaw!Taking classics that have survived over decades and dating them with the same pouty, young guy Abercrombie angst. It just pisses me off.When I was a kid, my heroes were adults. Now I'm an adult, and I couldn't be less interested in kids.
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pudenda one basket, and it's a lot funnier.
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Was it just a gift from ?
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...William Prescott.
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Turn back the clock and start all over on a new Earth and give us their version of The Marvel Ultimates line...but scrap all this shit from today and end the Platinum age of crap and start a new Golden Age as the medium fades into historical footnotes...
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...ask what you can do for your pudenda.
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during the Acadamey Awards banquet where all the movies talked shit about one another..or shortly thereafter...
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"Some Guy & Some Other Guy" both agree it's better than the first one. I don't want to support any more of these "franchise" things.The first one was great. Let it be great for a generation. Don't run it into the ground. Iron Man is the definition of a one-note to me.
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Whew. There were some very dire, completely wrong choices in the mix, so I'll just thank my lucky stars that it's gonna be someone with a modicum of talent. Doesn't mean it's gonna be a good movie, but at least it's not screwed from the get-go as it would be if, say, Channing Tatum got the role.
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...my claim to fame is that I instantly awarded it Post Of The Day.
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Iron Man's tutu is red and gold and made out of iron.
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I also don't like the fact that all superheroes nowadays have never "earned" their powers.
Batman trained his ass off. Cap volunteered for a potentially dangerous experiment. Wonder Woman had to win the contest to leave Paradise Island. Tony Stark made his armor. Green Lantern was hand chosen to be the new GL of this sector. Thor had to "worthy" to pick up the hammer. Ted Kord training his ass of to make up for killing his mentor. And even Spider-Man had to learn "with great power comes great responsibility."
But nowadays you got Kyle Rayner just finding the ring, some kid finding Blue Beetle's Scarab, and in Batman Beyond you can become Batman just by wearing a special costume.
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Samuel Jackson's reaction to Mo'Nique's acceptance speech!
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Gives him the potential for added dimensions.
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Everything cool has been done already, so you might as well just live off Daddy's money into your rightful whatever drops into your lap.
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You might as well just forget about it.
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DAMN!
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Kyle Rayner was GIVEN the ring by the last Guardian...he didn't find it...Having said that, it was portrayed as being totally random and he happened to be in the right place at the right time...But, you know how sneaky those Guardians and their rings can be...Sorry to interrupt...carry on....
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Speedy shooting up on horse. I love that old cover "My sidekick is a dirty junkie!"
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...are most of these characters really all that interesting? I mean, were they ever?
Batman is one of the most popular for good reason. Hulk is kind of interesting, but it's really the same rage/id metaphor as the Wolfman.
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Mar 22, 2010 7:20:56 PM CDT
Teddy, since I'm being extra-curmudgeonly, this minute,
by subtitles_off
the CAP movie is screwed from the get-go. "From the director of THE WOLF-MAN and JURASSIC PARK 3."
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He GOT him killed. Small but vital detail.
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You talking about Iron Man or comics in general?
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...kinetic brilliance, and the length of a comic fits the subject matter.
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You've got Batman, who is the old pulp detective template with a lot more added color. Then, you've got Superman, though I've never quite "gotten" the lasting interest of that. Then, you've got the science fiction elements of The Marvel heroes, but I just don't get the appeal.You've all heard my "superheroes are stupid" schpeel too much already. I'll just let it go.
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The Ted in my heart made me do it.
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It was the guilt that motivates him. Not the fact that "hey, I got a magic scarab."
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THE PEDAVENGERS!!!!!!!!!
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What's wrong with trying to turn a pop song into a symphony? When I was a kid I had a tape of the London Philharmonic doing Queen songs (Quite beautifully, I might add). I don't think there's anything wrong with applying a more sophisticated approach when making a comic book movie. It's just tricky, that's all.
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...movies almost never work for me.Comic books and super-heroes seem like a perfect match-up of form and subject matter...sort and sweet.
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You're not going to replace any of The Pedavengers with their sidekicks to make it more commercially viable for The Dawson's trek crowd are you? They're not going to turn into The Pudendavengers?
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Batman = Pulp detective. He represents our quest for justice (same as Zorro, Shadow, and the Spider all did, but with different MOs).
Superman = a dual metaphor of America as a super-power and humankinds desire NOT to become obsolete against technology. He is just a modern version of Thor or Hercules or Gilgamesh - heroes that perform miraculous deeds of strength and power against forces of nature and abstract concepts. He is John Henry of the atomic/space age.
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Mar 22, 2010 7:31:53 PM CDT
They need to make a LESS sophisticated comic book movie.
by subtitles_off
A Star Trek-style cosmic adventure with guys and gals in tights. All the stupid science, LSD-inspired fantasy and sexual fetishism. Then, they need to just stop.
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But now, well, that would be an interesting angle to explore...
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I understand Superman mythology as the modern update of Hercules. I just can't get into it. It's such a child-centric conceit. It's thin air.
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was the 'Gee Whiz' what if I was that guy, which is why I liked Green Lantern So much...He could be average Joe...me, just without fear...I wondered what would a world filled with superbeings REALLY be like and as I grew older, I dug the behind the scenes soap opera of X-Men, Teen Titans JLA etc and liked the storylines that adopted slightly more adult themes...Watchmen, Drunk Iron Man, the Elementals, not many others come to mind but will later...Anyway, I really love the Wildcard series of novels edited by George R.R. Martin as being the closest to what the world would be like if people had superpowers...
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...it's a rare super-hero that makes a good movie.
I mean, Freddie was an opera singer...Queen was always operating on a higher level. I'm sure there are a comics that do the same.
But it was wrong of me to say "higher level"...it isn't a case of better or worse. A perfect candy bar is a beautiful thing...but it would be a mistake to throw it on the grill and serve it with a nice Amarone. -
I guess I'll have to check 'em out, then.
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But, that's just me. FF would do. Adam Strange would do. Shazam! would do. Aquaman, even. Quit trying to put these things in the "real" world. I know that's the Marvel Comics template, but it just reeks of nonsense to me. Peter Parker gets superpowers and mopes about it. That's not "real." Peter Parker'd be out jumping off buildings, showing off and getting laid.
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Especially when he first appeared. He was such an immigrant fantasy, especially a Jewish immigrant fantasy.
This "alien" from another land comes to America and has two identities - that of a nerd/wimp with glasses who avoids conflict (kind of the stereotypical Jew) and that of a powerful strong figure that is accepted by everyone as the All-American hero. In one identity he can never win the WASP girl, but in the other identity she is all over him.
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I'm just happy to see Hollywood throwing huge piles of money at these things. It feels like a kind of vindication, I guess. Even when they fail, I can still appreciate that they took a shot at it. For the most part, anyway. There was no reason for that Elektra movie to exist, I will say that.
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...AND CLAY.
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If they did the fucking death of Gwen Stacy storyline. The problem with the Spider-Man movies is that he never faces any real tragedy except for the death of his Uncle Ben. Spidey was always about tragedy and disappointment (Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacy, Captain Stacy, Capt. DeWolfe dying, ect).
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Shapeshifter goes down as one of the greatest super-villains ever IMO.
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At least, with Batman, there's the drama of a "real" man in a suit - a man who becomes a "bat" must become a man again, or the story's a tragedy.Superman's a put-on. The nerd's a concoction. The hero's invincible. There's nothing there that has any real relevance to me. It's fantasy, yeah. I know. But for fantasy to work, it ought to at least be fantastic. Superman spends most of his time waiting for Lois to fall out of a skyscraper window.
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Is a pimp who gets his powers from oriental tantric sex acts and repressing his Kundilini (sperm) inside...as long has he doesn't cum he is a Dr. Strange/Charles Xavier class powerful psionic magician...Another, uses psychadelic drugs to conjure alternate versions of himself with powers...calls himself Cap'n Trips...one of his personalities is Jumpin' Jack Flash....The stories take you from the 40's to present day...
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...is just how sexy super-heroes are and how positively filthy the female heroes must have seemed back in the day...and the barely concealed kinkyness and bondageosity of the plots...All this stuff was very, very, thinly veiled wet dream.
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He is this man who lives by a higher moral code than the rest of us not because he had a tragedy or something bad, but because he was raised that way. He lives by the true code of the "American Way", or at least how it should be, that the stronger and more powerful shouldn't use their gifts for their own advantage but for everyones.
Superman motive for being a hero is because he is Superman. -
John Williams.
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But, my question is, how has the appeal lasted 70 years? That's what I don't get. The immigrant identity is lost for contemporary America, so Superman just becomes another metaphor for ultimate power? You know that kind of stuff holds no appeal to me.
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So, I woke up this morning and there was fire and brimstone raining from the sky. Rivers and lakes were boiling. Dogs and cats were living toget. It was mass hysteria! Hysteria, I tell 'ya. Actually, it seems (at least in the mid-South) that the health care bill passed without a wimper from the wingnuts. There was not outrage. I'm not sure most people knew what was happening. The only sounds of fear and anger was being spouted from the mullet-headed guy at the gas station who was talking about "re-education camps" or some such nonsense. This guy has threatened to kick my ass every day for a year and a half for my Obama bumper sticker, so it's not exactly a surprise.
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Have you ever read Golden Age Wonder Woman or seen the old Phantom Lady covers? K-I-N-K-Y!
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Sounds awesome. Sadly, we don't carry them here. I'll have to go to Half-Price Books or something.
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About the Latino immigrants and other ethnic groups. They all want to be "accepted" by White, main stream America, so you've got a new group to find Superman every generation.
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I'd say that covered it.
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Well, I know that appeals to you, and that's alright. For me, it's the opposite that is interesting: The American Feet of Clay. Superman wasn't about "Truth, Justice and The American Way" until they added that for TV, in the midst of The Red Scare. it reeks of phoniness to me. Phoniness and condescension.
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...because that I would watch.
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I think I already told you about the time I took Bill Willingham to a tittie bar in Dallas back in '91...He's a cool guy...
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personified as Muscley White Guy With Square Jaw?
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Mar 22, 2010 7:54:42 PM CDT
Subs, you ever listen or read about the old Superman radio show?
by continentalop
You might appreciate those more when he faced off against the KKK, the Hate-Mongers (who are revealed to be ex-Nazis), and corrupt government and big business, all in the name of his patriotism for his adopted country.
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He was good in "Poltergeist."
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would come off as cynical and conflicted and not very Supermannish.Thus, I rest my case.I just don't get Superman.
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Yeah.
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Mar 22, 2010 7:56:05 PM CDT
Subs, he has the Mexican 's' squiggle in his hair...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
right up front on his forehead..
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with Sean Penn's rowboat oar.
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Mar 22, 2010 7:58:54 PM CDT
NOBODY wants to be accepted by white, mainstream America.
by subtitles_off
I'm white. I'm fairly mainstream. I don't even want it.
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I'm getting distracted here at work.
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Mar 22, 2010 8:01:02 PM CDT
Nah. Michael jackson wanted to convert white, mainstream Americ
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and turn it into a kiddie-fucking la-la-land.
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...to be something for dads to take their kids too...while old comic books were something to steal from your older brother, read by flashlight, and feel funny in your pants about.Comic books were real pulp...they were dangerous, but a movie can't be. Not really.
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Plus I agree with what Eddie Muller said - it seems kind of obscene for them to be spending 100 millions of dollars what a single guy can draw for just a couple hundred bucks.
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Good seein' ya again. And you?
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Especially Mexican girls.
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I was expecting all the rednecks and wing-nuts running off into their bomb shelters. But, they're still out there among us. Sipping their nacho cheese through straws between their missing teeth.
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Got no complaints. Well, except for life. BUT besides that...
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Mexicans love Morrissey?I did not know that.
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I really like "The Big Bang Theory?"I mean, if I can't admit it, it's just going to fester and make me feel bad about myself.
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They make a Hell of a cup of coffee! That's probably why I keep dealing with mullet-head day in and day out.
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We are absolutely opposed on the entire genre of Super-Hero films. But how do you feel about a smaller, dirtier film like 'Kick-Ass'? I know you haven't seen it yet, but what does the idea of it in general do for you?
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I've heard of Morrissey and I have no fucking glue who they are. I know it's an 80's band, other than that. You got me.
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I opposed to HOW many they are making now, and the idea that EVERY comic book character needs to be made into a movie.
KICK-ASS does nothing for me. The image of a young little girl kicking the shit out of people looks to me to be adult males throwing the fucking towel in on their own manliness. Sorry, but that is how I see it. -
is pretty terrific. I just saw last week's episode with Wil Wheaton. It's a funny show and much better than any other sitcom sloughing their way across today's modern network aiwaves. I still miss the awesome sitcoms of the 90's though. Where's my Drew Carey? Or Friends? Or Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place? At least the Big Bang Theory is keeping their memory alive.
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I thought it looked pretty funny. I really like the Aldous Snow character from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" but I didn't know how a movie that centered on him would play. BTW, let's hear some love for "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." Love that fucking flick. Any movie with an elaborate puppet musical ending is good by me.
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I take it you recommend?
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But a co-worker recently got me into The Big Bang Theory. Pretty funny stuff, and when it's not at least there are a ton of geek references to groove on.
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Mar 22, 2010 8:26:08 PM CDT
Morrissey was the lead singer of an 80s band, The Smith.
by subtitles_off
I've heard them, but I'm only a fan of one song, "how Soon Is Now." The rest is very, very british to me, not that there's anything wrong with that. The singer has had a substantial solo career and is very popular among the "woe, I am" crowd. At least, that's the reputation.Recently, he seems to be very angry and bitter and lashing out. His appeal to Mexicans is a mystery to me.
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I haven't seen anything remotely Apatowish that I've liked, aside from SUPERBAD.
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I just wanted your take on it. But the little girl isn't the star of the show. If she were, I wouldn't give a shit about the movie either. Because, yeah, it is ridiculous. The whole movie looks so over the top I can't resist it. It looks like 'Batman & Robin' with an R rating, and I find that oddly complelling, the mix of a really bright, comic-booky vibe with a grittier, semi-realistic world.
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of the orange juice flood. My capitals are non-committal.
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around the young-heroes trope. And, I don't want to see Batman mocked. I do enough of that on my own.
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An Ex got me into them about a decade ago. Naturally, I can't really listen to them anymore. 'Hand in Glove' is a great song that I can still listen to because it's a JoanTwo (story idea)
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I'm a firm believer of "each their own." My ONLY big complaint is that they are not really making "their own" for me.
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Sit back and enjoy some "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." It'll be the most excited you've ever been for a Muppet movie knowing that Jason Segel wrote it. The movie itself is very funny. Russell Brand has some hilariously vulgar improv bits and the movie itself is sweet. If you like puppets, it might be the best Apatow movie ever.
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Malkovich in TRANSFORMERS 3. AND, frances McDormand?That means there are no decent scripts being shopped around Hollywood at all?
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As long as the parody or joke is good.
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I have a friend in development. Just reads scripts. You want to know the big scripts being shopped around town right now?
Masters of the Universe. Preacher. The Boys. Umbrella Academy. Deadman.
Comic. Books. That is it. -
The Geek have finally inherited the Earth...
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I take it you are concerned with Nic Cage's performance in Kick-Ass? I'm not. I love it when he goes batshit crazy with his character. I'm still kicking my own ass for missing Bad Lieutenant:Port of Whatever Really Long Stupid Title.
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PREACHER can't be made into a movie that would ever satisfy me. period.Ditto, THE BOYS, which is just another superhero parody - only one that goes ALL THE WAY.DEADMAN would be something for the next-generation Tim Burton to take a whack at. If there werer such a thing as the next-generation Tim Burton.GAWD. I don't really want to see any of those made into movies.
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Like Murder By Death. Where they parody all the classic detective characters.
But superhero parodies seemed to be made by people who secretly hate them. Like Batman parodies are all by people who want to say "Only a crazy guy would dress up to fight crime."
Yeah, in the "real" world. But Batman exist in another reality where dressing up as a flying rodent is a perfectly logical response to fighting crime. He lives in the same universe that the Lone Ranger, Zorro, the Shadow and the Scarlet Pimpernel existed in. A history of masked vigilantes precede him. -
that the pendulum will eventually swing the other way and lop 'em all in half.
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I've loved the trailers thus far and have been greatly encouraged by the wealth of good reviews.
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...get it right, buddy.
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to be made by people who secretly hate them."Which is why, I guess, superhero parodies appeal to me.Though I prefer superhero deconstruction. Stuff like Moore, Morrison, and Robinson USED to do.
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Was Die Fledermaus in the tick. And the reason why was because personality wise he was NOTHING like Batman.
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...that means nothing, of course, but I'm all for it...in theory.
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Screwed the poochdenda.
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I just love the serious convos you guys are having and then....the bomb that is malkovich!!!hahaha
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Mar 22, 2010 8:51:07 PM CDT
See, I never got the point of super-hero deconstruction
by continentalop
They are child power fantasies. I think the act of deconstructing them is way to much effort.
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I'm pretty sure that Frances McDormand's involvement in TF3 has to do with a bet she lost with Joel Coen. Picture it: JC says, "Alright, all the cards are on the table. Your bet is your reputation as an Oscar winner and a promise to appear in a by-the-numbers Michael Bay film." FMD says, "I'm all in. Full House moutherfucker! Now you have to a movie about Jewish culture starring Sarah Silverman!" JC replies, "Ouch. That's the ballgame, huh? But...wait...what's this? FOUR ACES, BITCH!" There is a long pause. A moment of inflection. FMD uses the only words in her availability. "Shit!!!!!!!!"
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Kind of told people "Do you REALLY want superheroes?"
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Sitting there, those months ago, in front of his fireplace, raging against GAWD and all that is holy, "I will be cast in a wretched popcorn sequel. IWILL! BWAHAHAHA!"[lightning crashes and the placenta falls to the floor]
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...and it might be produced by Apatow, but not written or directed by.
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Non-pudenda-specific Post of The Day.
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Um, I've vowed never to see that.
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I don't need that in my life.
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I might look forward to. It's got a robot and a talking ape in it.That, or TERMINAL CITY.
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...you won't even see Jason's naked junk...it'll fall in the bonertoast blind spot.
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"Some Guy" KICK-ASS together?
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The best smiths song ever
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I sent that back with the server, and I told her, in no uncertain terms,"Tell the cook if he touches the virgin, so to speak, with my next sandwich, I will seek him out and have him and his entire family watercorded!"
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Last I checked, it was a go. Have to wait and see until I introduce him in the PedAvengers. He may not want to go with me after that.
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But I'm excited to get his reaction.
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I Subbarized an entire week with one joke.Kneel before Zod, bitches!
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Another of my JoanTwo songs.
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What are these alien terms?
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listens to Okkervil River and the Decembrists.
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Or, in the case of Pudenda, you can look it up like I did.
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Mar 22, 2010 9:16:19 PM CDT
Recommend a Decembrists song and consider it done, Guppy.
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Also good..better in ferris
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That song killed me in Ferris Bueller. Hughes was a master at combining a visual with a great song.
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And I reccommend any song off of The Stage Names album by Okkervil River. They're a good enough band that I would reccommend an entire album as opposed to a single song.
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Mar 22, 2010 9:22:45 PM CDT
Alright. Where do I go to find the answer to "pudenda"
by lotharius3rd1118
"pudenda." I just don't know what this is? Do I have to play 21 questions here?
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That made albums and singles...and those singles wouldn't be on the albums.. Limey basterds
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Just google pudenda, it'll take you where you need to go.
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I'm not gonna google it for ya...
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Pudendum is female genitalia. Pudenda is the plural.
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there was supposedly a momentary shot of Samuel Jackson making a funny face after Mo'Nique's speech.I fit that reference into a riff I did that's posted at The Archives called "Oscar After-Party."The guys took the word and a Pedalback pun-meme was born.
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Thanks, Subs.
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How's he ever gonna learn to learn for himself?
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The most powerful research tool ever invented at their fingertips, and they still won't access it...
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during Mo'Nique's Oscar win! I'm just an unforcused researcher who gets his answers in the easiest place.
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Subby, even I don't know what bonertoast is. I must have missed that memo. Ok, gang, I'm off to the bar. If the computer's out when I get home I'll post some more "THE PEDAVENGERS ALREADY ROSE! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS WAY AFTER THAT!" Until then...
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I've been solicited by some bears in NYC, have been to a rather disturbing sex predator site, have been offered a Gremlins T-shirt, and chatter with a very nice lady named Dr. Rayburn. I stil have no clue what bonertoast is. Why is trademarked anyway?
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I swear! MENDOZA!
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Bonertoast should be at the Shelter's 'Not Safe For Work Archive...'
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Will do Cheeses.
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'cause I really gotta pee...
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It belongs now to the baby down the hall. Did...did I just feel it? Coming back again. Like a rollin' thunder chain' the wind'? I bet them forces are brewin' from the center of the earth again.
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Come on gang! To the Mystery Machine! We'll find out what bonertoast is, why it's trademarked, and what it's doing in this old amusement park.
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What it is, Pebrews?
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If we can put Srah Palin's face on that animated chick we'd be quarter way there for the one sheet of "A Lay in the Manger." Directed by Paul Verhoeven.
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I saw earlier that Subs was looking for a new Pun-Meme. Then I saw the word "placenta," and my punny little head kicked into gear. lacenta.
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There was talk about Superman. I spoke about the mid-South aftereffects of the health care vote. There was a short discussion of puppets in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." A lot of PBer's have a deep appreciation of The Smiths. I think I may have convinced Subs to delve into the folk-rock scene. And then the bonertoast mystery began.
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See ya in the morning, Pebrews.
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I like it. G'night to you.
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...when I was looking for pictures for Cheeses' Shelter profile. I posted it to be funny...but I didn't realize just how big Subs' monitor is at the time...I didn't know he'd be blasted in the face with a 20 inch my 35 inch Bonertoast®...I didn't know I would be doing permanent damage to a brother.It was very wrong of me.
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...Freudian slip?
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I'm dying here. What is a bonertoast? Why is it trademarked? What is the circumference of the Earth? What is the annual rainfall in the Brazilian Rainforest? All these mysteries...too many...too many mysteries.
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...they're so very twee that I would have a hard time defending them in public, but sometimes, when I'm working, they're just the thing.
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...to end it all tonight, as quickly and painlessly as possible.
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and haven't been the same since. In a bad way. Curse you Flick! Curse youuuuuuuuuuuuu
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watch out for boners.
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Thanks. My curiosity is sated, and now I get to wonder why I seek out these types of things in the first place. Now, how do I erase that image from my mind. Drano? Not working. I guess I'm just going to listen to a random shuffle of The Decembrists and Kings of Leon and torture my eyes like that Japanese chick in "Hostel."
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Enjoy your breakfast tomorrow.
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And Old Man Rivers, the owner of the haunted amusement park, behind bars. I'm gonna have a Scooby snack and hit the hay. 'Night, y'all.
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Yes, yes, yes and yes, please. All better than another standard big budget superhero movie.
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Hiya, Jakaman...It's all about the Sunday mysteries that transform us all...
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and, to all a good night...
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What the hell man? Are you in? Or are you out? Can't be both, Jaka. YOU CAN NOT BE BOTH.
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Jaka's right. But I'm with Subby on 'Preacher'. That should never be a movie. Or even a series of movies.
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Ted, I'm just a 10 or 11 year (I forget) AICN talkbacker, and that's all I want/need to be. I was just spendin' some time at the site, a lot of which was relating to comic books, scanned the latest PB and decided to give my two cents in regards to those properties being developed and/or shopped as scripts. I'd like to see any of them happen. Just give Ennis script approval.
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Mar 23, 2010 12:56:09 AM CDT
Heads up, Pure Peebers & Delirious Daymen, It's Part 3 of;
by tedkordlives
"THE PEDAVENGERS ALREADY ROSE! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS WAY AFTER THAT!" Chapter Three: Thy Moose Be Iron!
"Enough!" All eyes went to the doorway. There stood their benefactor, the indomitable Iron Moose. Towering over the assembled team, Iron Moose raised his hands above his antlers. Energy crackled from his gauntlets. "We're all adults here, Sub-Mariner_Off, and we all understand and respect your plight. So everybody simmer down!" Sub-Mariner_Off sat, seeming to understand that he had crossed a line, even if he didn't quite know where that line was.
Out of nowhere, a voice said "Sorry I'm late," and then he appeared: a silver-haired young man with a lightning bolt across his chest. "I had a few issues with Cobra_Ka'Iron Fist on the way here," QuickaPoo casually boasted as he sauntered towards his seat. Iron Moose used QuickaPoo's entrance to snatch the dead fish off the meeting table and ram it into his mask's mouth slit. "Now that we're all here," Iron Moose said between bites. "Let us introduce the newest addition to the PedAvengers: MacPanther452. He passed the UN security protocols, survived the obligatory drinking competition, AND tested positive in all the prerequisite trivia forums, so I hope you'll all make him very welcome."MacPanther452 strode from the corner, where he had been all along, to the head of the table. "Thank you for having me," MacPanther452 began, "It is an honor to be included in this much esteemed group." Sub-Mariner_Off slammed his hand into the meeting table. "Is this why I've been brought here? To gladhand some new recruit? I demand to know why I've been summoned!" In a heartbeat, QuickaPoo was leaning on Sub_Mariner_Off's shoulder: "We are all here for the weekly PedAvengers meeting. We're always here at this time." QuickaPoo looked around at the assembled heroes. "And now that we're all here, I'm sure that we'd all appreciate it if our new chairperson would begin the proceedings." One by one, the PedAvengers turns to face...[And who will it be, Pure Peebers? Who have the PedAvengers elected as their new chairperson? Does the obfuscation of gender make you second-guess yourself? Good. Buy the next issue. Exemptier!] -
I Like that better.
EXEMPTIOR! -
I like Hannah Fanning's version of "Cherry Bomb". Who woulda thunk it?
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fell asleep to Karate kid 2 last night...all is right in the world.the greatest LOST episode will happen tonite..im sure of it.
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Mar 23, 2010 7:30:50 AM CDT
...ha! For the record, I'm only QuickaPoo about fighting...
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...evildoers...in the sack I'm AslongasittakestogetthejobdoneaPoo.I'm the best of both worlds.
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I see that Jaka made a cameo appearance last night.
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...Six, did you dream of The Dojo?
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A poo that lasts for hrs!
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I'll stop there.
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I'm strong to the finich
Cause I eats me spinach.
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...one time, after a couple days of airplane food...I had a poo that scared me. Halfway through I was pretty sure they were going to have to cut me open in a back alley to get it out...it was going to be all blood and coat hangers...
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I LURVE the smell of Democrats-actually-getting-something-done in the morning....
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AH AHA HA HAHAHA AHA HA AHAH That was funny! I spit out my coffee at that.
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Coat hangers
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which were dealt with..
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The GOP lineup so far: Sarah Palin Newt Gingrich Kelsey Grammer I am already excited for 2012. This is going to be FUN!!!
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On that note, I'm off to work. Ew.
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Does the 22nd Amendment apply to an undead former two-term President? I want to see the Supreme Court tackle that pond of constitutional fish!
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The list of GOP "candidates" is no more excremental than Flick's poo-ecdotes.
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a fucking dead man!!it can happen..this is precedent..zombies will run for office in 2020
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All the top party officials carry around Ronnie bone relics in their pockets.
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...with the rise of Zombie Reagan...I mean literally. As in, THE BLESSED ZOMBIE REAGAN SHALL NOT ARISE UNTIL ALL CARE, AND ALL HEALTH HAVE BEEN PURGED FROM THE LAND...
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...earning yourself a "Jesus flick" in this den of iniquity is no small feat.
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Placenta your bets!
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I'll buy that for a dollar.
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no placenta for the wicked..you just caught me off guard.
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I'm not getting excited yet. Sure, this episode has the makings of all things epic, but we have to remember we're dealing with LOST, which loves to keep us guessing.
We're thinking we'll get tons of mythology regarding Richard and the island, but maybe they're setting us up for something that is a lot simpler. Occam's Razor. -
Ladies, Gentlemen....*looks at Flick*....Other
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...statistics show that you're 76% more likely to earn yourself a "Jesus flick" before 10 a.m.
My strategy is to come out hard and fast, then take it easy for the rest of the day. -
here in Missouri. Ashcroft vs. Carnahan. Carnahan wins. I think we got made fun of because we voted for a dead guy. I think we were ahead of our time, and knowing how cool zombies would be in a few years, were hedging our bets.
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...ahead of our time...
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InvisibleWaitress! That's why we haven't seen her yet.
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I think it's kind of lame that the reason Richard doesn't age is because Jacob touched him. I really hope there's more to it.
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i think there IS more to just being touched by jacob..cause everyone else has been touched by jacob..and theyve aged..there has to be moreand WE ARE starting to get answers this season..not to fret.THIS WILL BE AN EPIC episode.
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but I have the same trepidations as STL. Lost has played me too many times. "Fool me once; shame on you... Don't get fooled again!"
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in a about 10 hours. I'm not looking for all the answers, but I'm hoping we get an idea of what the island is, and why candidates are important. Plus knowing about Richard doesn't hurt either.
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they are starting to answer shit..its the last season..questions will be answered..NOT ALL..but most..and richard is one of my faves...but granted what makes him my fave is that he was a n enigma..so we have that little thingy..but a litttle info doesnt hurt.argh! we'll see soon enough.
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Questions are being answered but AI know a few people who are not satisfied with the answers. I'm enjoying this season so far, but then I'm into scifi and fantasy which is what the show has become. I'm glad that Whidmore showed up, because his beef with Ban and attempt to get back to the island was what all last season was about.
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I'm certain of that.
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Pudenda Forevah & Other Smash Hits ...March 23rd, 2010 ...ThePedalback Health Care Plan: Vitamins, moderate exercise and less alcohol consumption than one would like, OR, gallons of orange juice, constant hand-washing and chihuahua saliva up the nostrils. ...Wing-nut reaction to the passage of the Health Care Bill (http://tinyurl.com/34vazd) ...Ben Folds rips off Hoodie Piano Guy's ChatRoulette idea. Rather lazily. (http://tinyurl.com/ygnnffe) ...spud mcspud warns of greedy fat bastards ...Fears of assassinations ...Craig T. Nelson (POLTERGEIST) is an idiot. (http://tinyurl.com/m3zt2a) ...Vades and I remark on Kurosawa's SCANDAL, simultaneously. ...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™ - Kurosawa Double Feature: SCANDAL - sentimental and slight, with a "very moving and powerful" scene of redemption ★★★☆☆; DERSU UZALA - an exciting "man against the elements" drama featuring a unique, magnificent performance ★★★★☆ ...BAMF! ...Node #44346 ...68,569th ...Sixies announces Malkovich's casting in TRANSFORMERS 3, and nobody really takes it seriously. ...Flick thinks HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON is an obvious metaphor, but I was slow to get it. ...Solid__Snake reminds me more of Underscore than of 'moose, posting style-wise. ...Return of The Pudenda: Pudenda the Alamo!, Private Pudenjamin, H.R. Pudendastuff, pudenda the interruption, Grey Pudendapon-brand mustard, "We shall never pudenda," said Winston Churchill, R.E.M.'s "Pundenda The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)," pudenda the cart before the horse. ...Teddy says THE RUNAWAYS is "bland and largely perfunctory" with almost no Alia Shawkat in it. ★★☆☆☆ ...Dakota Fanning's birth-name is Hannah Fanning. ...Yack got a gray-colored toilet seat by mail-order, and now he can't wait to sit on it. Also, he goes shopping on-line for Flick's copper mailbox. ...Teddy finds his "Pedavengers" notebook and considers a sub-plot with The Pudendavengers. ...Flick demonstrates his design skills. Before: (http://tinyurl.com/y8etg9e) After: (http://tinyurl.com/yewrbzk) ...'Lop and I arrive at the same time to say nearly the same thing regarding our lack of interest in the CAPTAIN AMERICA movie or most any other superhero movie, really. ...'Lop is looking forward to The American Cinematheque 12th Annual Festival of Film Noir at The Egyptian Theatre in April (http://tinyurl.com/ygw5wto) ...I don't get the ongoing appeal of Superman, so 'Lop tries to explain it to me. ...Flick wants his superhero movies to be kinkier. ...Cheeses recommends the Wildcard series of books edited by George R. R. Martin. ...Guppy was disappointed in the lack of apocalyptic reaction to the passage of Health Care Reform. ...Mexican girls love Morrissey, says 'Lop. Who knew? ...Several Peebers recommend FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL. ...Teddy and Sixies share their favorite Smiths songs. ...SIXIES WAS CORRECT ABOUT MALKOVICH IN TRANSFORMERS 3! ...'Lop informs us the five biggest scripts getting attention in Hollywood right now are all comic-book-based. ...Guppy thinks Frances McDormand is in TRANSFORMERS 3 because she lost a wager with her husband, Joel Cohen. ...I'll explain pudenda and The Smiths, but I will not explain Bonertoast®, so Flick will. ...Colon-El placentas his bet on "placenta" becoming the next "pudenda" up in this placenta. ..."Slutty" Virgin Mary, courtesy STL (http://tinyurl.com/52nah3) ... -
Mar 23, 2010 10:01:00 AM CDT
EastMan comes from the east to battle the Amazing Rando!!
by six demon bag
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down the street
Singing pudenda diddy diddy dum diddy do
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...I missed that the first time.
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Too much Kurosawa on TCM not enough DVR space or time.
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...I don't care for the insinuation. Those are plastering, pointing, carpentry, staining, and varnishing, skim coating, and painting skills!
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those fishes?," asked the crowd of bystanders."Did you not see?," answered a young boy who had been near the prophet at the time. "Why, he stood over the food and did a little Jesus flick.""What? Do you mean like this?" asked a burly Israelite making a gesture with his wrist as he had once seen a fey concubinus do, back when they were younger - don't you judge - everyone experiments when they're young."Well, he can't be the messiah, then, can he?""Why not?""Well, it's unnatural, is what it is, I think.""You're enjoying the fish and manna, aren't you?""Well, yes, sure. I just think he could butch it up a little. It'll never sell in The Red States."
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Yeah, that sounds manly.
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DVR the hard to get ones. Seven samarai can wait
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I think some are showing today I forgot to DVR.
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...and I hope you need no skim coating help in the near future.Because none will be forthcoming.
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Sanshiro Sugata parts one and two on this morning. Hard to find.
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FUCK me its like all the hard to find ones are on today.
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eventually goes before the Supreme Court. Then we'll really find out who the activist judges are if they start repealing laws passed by Congress. I just don't see the difference between forcing people to buy Car insurance and forcing people to buy Healthcare insurance. Can someone please explain it to me.? Coughlin's Laws?
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Dodes'ka-Den and Drunken Angel. But those aren't that hard to find.
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...a car. Buying shit is the American way.
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that the real drama of the season will hinge on the characters. So yeah, I'm in STL's camp. I think we'll get a mythology dump that'll fall in line with Occam's Razor, but the real payoff will be how the characters deal with it.
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...your car, or you health?
One answer is the American answer, one answer is the Nazi/Communist/Fascist/Socialist answer.Choose wisely. -
The reason to make cars that go faster then 80 MPH?
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she has to deal with idiots too but shes not as blunt or impatient as i am..i told her to ask the whiners if they ever PERSONALLY been attacked by terrorists or felt their left infringed by illegal aliens..yet we still pay taxes for "protection"furthermore..have they ever had to call 911 and have the paramedics come out or have firemenr put out their house on fire?its the same thing..a little simple..but the same.you cant pick and choose which taxes were gonna pay..and this texas seceeding shit..i say again..do it please..texas would dry up like rita morenas pudenda on cinco de mayo.
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by law for the common good. I personally think that they should have made it optional to buy Life Insurance, but if you don't you have to sign a waiver that you are not allowed to use the Emergency Room unless you pay for it out of pocket.
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Can't wait for the series finale that just ends with a billion things left unanswered followed by Cuse and Lindelof saying "We said no talking about Lost once its over." They have something cooking in order to cash in on the rabid fan base thats going to be pissed. Like a series of books or comics or DTV movie.
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I guarantee that if everyone went the speed limit that 90% of accidents would be avoided.
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--rick perry, texas governor.
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And I keep wanting to tell these people that WE are not inanimate objects, and that WE don't have an option when it comes to being born into bodies.
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Late, after my second job. Pretty empty when some lady runs out into the middle of the road and bangs on the hood of my car asking for my help. Then some giant ass dude grabbed her and pulled her away I didn't see where they went. I called the cops when I noticed like 1/4 a mile up the road were two cop cars. So I drove up to them got out and the cop cars were both empty with the lights going and all the doors open. No one was around. It was fucking weird. Also 911 pretty much said OK and then hung up on me. Fucking bizzare.
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will be the only canonistic..so once its done..its done.
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...the people most likely to opt out would be the young, healthy, and stupid...but you need the $ from their contributions to help pay for the older and sickly.
Some day, the young, healthy, and stupid will themselves be older and sickly, and a new batch of young and stupid will help pay for them.
Also, the young, healthy, and stupid are more likely to end up in the emergency room with no insurance...forcing the older, prudent, and insured to pay for them anyway.Everybody has to be in the pool for universal coverage to work. -
Sawyer/Jack/Kate relationship will not be wrapped up. And once the show is done they will not talk about it. Give it five years their will be something else.
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The big-a$$ed dude was a shapeshifter.
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Cut everyone off at 70. Thats it, you just die if you die. My biggest problem with Health Insurance is that its not some HOSPITAL wide thing. It should be if I pay for health insurance I should be able to walk into ANY hospital and receive general care. Hospitals got ALL these fucking werid ass rules, and sometimes they don't fucking tell you. I pull a muscle in my back and went to the cloest hospital near my house (which just happened to be right where they accident I mentioned earlier happened) mainly because I couldn't fucking drive anywhere. I go in get treated like shit, the Dr. thinks I'm just there to get pills. Leave 4 yes 4 hours later, and it wasn't busy. I even asked the bill lady if all this was covered and she said yes, just the co-pay fee whatever $20. Two weeks later I get a bill for $150. Because I walked into one of their EMERGENCY care hospitals not, URGENT care hospitals. FUCKING BULLSHIT.
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Dude seriously, it was one of the most fucking odd things ever. Also it was a kind of foggy night. I had just worked my full time job and part time job so I was tired and sweaty and nasty. And usually its sort of a busy area even at night, and there was no other cars around. It was like a David Lynch film.
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You can choose not to buy health insurance, you just have to pay a fee/penalty on a sliding scale comparative to your income. Because, really, if you sign a waiver that you'll pay for emergency room fees out of pocket, it will likely ruin you. I know, I know, if people want to fuck up their lives, let them. But if you allow people to opt out with no penalty, you'll still see tons of people showing up at emergency rooms, sucking up the public's dollar either by applying for charity care or by defaulting on their payments, leading to hospital/caregiver price hikes.
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You're gonna refuse to skim coat when I ask you to skim coat?Somebody's pudendum in a twist?
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HR guy about which hospitals are the cheapest, he told me about this other one up the street. I was having allergy problems...but this place doesn't fill out Insurance prescriptions. So I can't get any of the pills they offer me covered because they don't do that? I don't fucking get it.
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bring it on..make it like LOGANS RUN meets THE RUNNING MAN..where you hunt the old people..
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Did you ever get a chance to check that one out?
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I love the show. I watched from the beginning, but I'm ready to move on.
With all this pomp and circumstance, this universal health care bill will still not cover everyone.
Plus, it's not like in other countries, where everyone has the same govt. run system, and everyone is covered and you just walk in and get treatment and the government pays for it. Well, they payer higher taxes to subsidize it, but still...are people thinking this is the major overhaul we need, or just a tune up? -
...after that comment, I don't know if I could skim coat even if I wanted to.
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No, its on my ever growing HEY ITS ON INSTANT NETFLIX!!! SO I'll add it to the list of over 100 movies.
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More like an oil change.
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...that is a serious problem with health care costs. I remember hearing somewhere (somewhere reputable) that as much or more is spent in the last three months of a person's life as is spent in all the previous years combined.
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There's a scene in it on the side of the highway very similar to your story.
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Mar 23, 2010 11:15:22 AM CDT
It's a big step. But we really need Medicare buy-in for all.
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Not my own, a one Mr. Dickblood thought of. Just allow everyone to get fat as shit and bring the natural life span down to about 45. It'll fix all the health care problems.
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It's the one thing none of us can avoid, yet so many of us deny it will happen. Before hospitals became common in this country, you would die in your home, with your family & others with you. Yes, modern medical care has helped overcome a lot of things that commonly killed people too early in life, but the expectations created by this progress has twisted our view of death. We're regressing like scared children. Pudenda of the story.
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Just wait until you go to your doctor to tell him your eyesight is fuzzy, your ears are ringing, and you haven't had a decent poo since you got your new gray toilet seat. And then he tells you, "Ah, that's just getting older." And, THEN you get the $300 bill for it.
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America really has no choice, frankly.
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I have yet to successfully drop a deuce since yesterday afternoon. I've sat on the seat but... I feel like I should buy it dinner first or something.
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...likely solution.
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Perfectly good doctors are wasting their time doing other stupid shit that they aren't cut out for instead of saving lives: http://tinyurl.com/yz8zpe7
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And his dog stache.
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is worth two in the bush....in the bush...in the bush...
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You're the Sherlock Holmes of comic book mysteries.
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SEND MAX TO PLACENTA!!!
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in their placenta.
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Fly-fishing on the placenta.
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placenta a "placenta" anywhere in any sentence and expect it to make any placense.
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pudenda UP, into slot "B."
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for garbled pun-denda.
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Now I'm cracking up to the filet o fish radio jingle
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Give me back that fillet o' fish! Dee-Doo-Dee-Doo
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There, that's how it works, Sixes.
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in all the right placentas.
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Die Network Settings! Die DNS! DIE VERIZON WIRELESS MIFI 2200!! DIE PINGS! ERRRRRRRRRHGHHHHHHHHHHHHDS:LDK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do a wonderful cover of dear prudenda
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that filet-o-fish song.
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Won't you come out to play, indeed.
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to the Fillet O' Fish jingle.
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Such a thankless job.
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its just..so funny.IF THAT WAS YOU ON THE WALL..YOU WOULDNT BE LAUGHING AT ALL.
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now..im hungry.
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http://www.garagespin.com/2009/04/06/mcdonalds-filet-o-fish-commercial-song-lyrics/
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It makes perfect sense- Placenta are where fish swim.
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with bright, shiny pudendas.
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Kneel before Zod, bitches.
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http://tinyurl.com/ydn93uc
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...what's next, fallopian tube?
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http://tinyurl.com/yeajp3j
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...fallopian.
Fallopian who?
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Mar 23, 2010 12:41:00 PM CDT
Don't ask questions, Flick. Just fallopian the crowd.
by colonelfatheart
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Mar 23, 2010 12:42:04 PM CDT
Don't like it? Just get ovary it. (insert winky emoticon)
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...but half the shelf life.
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Fhallopian.
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Respect the Pudenda!
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...at everything since my last post.
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Shit, they still owe you money fool.
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Nice
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...I'll take one order of Funky Cold Pudenda, please...
Small, please...small will be fine.
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...oooooooohh, man!
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The one of me and the kid. There's sensitive information in there. If the Colonel knew I did that, he'd have a heart attack.
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Colonel Fatheart? Is this some kind of joke? What have you done with Campbell!? Why can't I contact anyone with my Codec!?
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and I are one and the same, PLEASE!
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I enjoyed that MGS easter egg video. Pretty funny stuff. But why was it assumed that he was masturbating in the bathroom? Couldn't he have just had to take a piss.
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That baby is not adorable. Sorry. But, not all baby's are cute.
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Very funny.
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...shlepping stone tablets, only to find the Pebrews drunk in the middle of the day and dancing around a golden pudenda...
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My girl sent it to me just now: http://tinyurl.com/ycuwh5q
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I forgot. I'm so embarrassed. I'm an old man now. Well, not technically.
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Colonel! I'm sorry to wake you, but I got lost on this mission related cargo ship and couldn't figure out how to get my Codec switched on and I found these weird people on a laptop just sitting there and... I'm so sorry. I don't want to cry in front of you.
"Snake, take some aspirin and go to bed."
Bed? I'm not at home. I'm on a mission.
"Look to your left. Do you see a bed and nightstand?"
Ugh. What the hell happened? Why am I in my bedroom? Why am I holding MY laptop?
"Because you're senile as fuck. Now leave me alone."
Bu-bu-but-
"Get some sleep, Snake."
Where did my weapons go!? Explain that! And how was I able to use stealth camouflage and cardboard boxes? You've lied to me so many times, I don't know if I can believe you!
"Snnake, turn the video game console offf. You mustn't play for too long, it's not g-g-good for you. You have to beLIEve me."
A-ha! I knew it!! You're not really the Colonel, you're the Patriots again! I have to call Raiden! You guys did this to him before when he was running around Arsenal Gear naked! He'll know exactly what to expect!
"Settle down, numbnuts. I was messing with you. Get some sleep, moron."
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She just found it... Christ almighty, I ain't dating no 13 year-old...
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in front of the entire world for all eternity!"
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That's where my girl's family is from. I go out there every other month for Sunday Dinner.
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its goodhttp://tinyurl.com/ydeenusdirected by the runaways director.i saw no alia shawkat.
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...but half of my immediate family lives on Mt. Pocono, right near Stroudsburg...more or less.
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I'd follow Campbell's advice, though. Get some sleep.
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You may have fooled Subs, but not me.
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back and forth between home and college. I went to Dickinson.
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And, Flick, I have family living near Stroudsburg. In Albrightsville, to be exact.
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I'd leap in front of a flying bullet for you So what difference does it make?
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...is going to happen before the Vegas version. Withing 150 miles or so you've got me, Stabby, Sith (honorary), Colonel, Scary, and Yack. Mac's a little further out, but he's good for it.
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But I've got Subby, Sixies & Cheeses down here. I think we could take you guys if it came to it.
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on netflix....
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...what?
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...you into guns, blades, or bare pudenda?
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I guess I was saying that me Subby Sixies and Cheeses = you guys. Which is clearly a statement coming from some strange arrogance I didn't know I possessed. Sorry.
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in Carlisle, PA.
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That's going on the queue straightaway.
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I live in NY- I've got this Northeast shit covered. Rumble-tastic!
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Jebus.
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...my "what" was about flying bullets, not your well placed bravado.
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streaming Netflix queue pretty hard. I need to catch up to ANTICHRIST, which I know is not a Pebrew favorite, but I made a pact to myself long ago that I'd see it. I may also grow a pair and actually sit down to watch the SALO Criterion DVD I bought nearly a year ago.
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that's some heavy $hit to be watching on vacation. I was actually thinking of fast forwarding Anti-Christ to the controversial scene. Usually when things are out of context they lose their effect.
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I started watching Val Lewton's ISLE OF THE DEAD, starring Karloff, the other night while stoned. I'm sorry I didn't finish it, but I'm glad it's on the DVR because so far it's pretty terrific.
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I don't know if that's a brilliant idea or a terrible one, but with Antichrist involved I'm leaning towards brilliant.
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could meet in the middle (midwest)for the Clash of the Titans. I'll bring popcorn.
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in ANTICHRIST
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We're gonna rip the space-time fabric into tiny little shreds. And then we'll have a laugh about it over coffee and pie.
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I think there's some graphic genital mutilation going on in ANTICHRIST. Onscreen.
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What they said.
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http://tinyurl.com/ykn7seu
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http://tinyurl.com/y9yml2j
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Perfection.
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Netflix replaced both discs of the Int'l. version of RED CLIFF with the theatrical version and sent it to me.I figure what the hell.
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Good'ole Biden. -
This isn't EIT, but it's a classic: http://tinyurl.com/5zq75n
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http://tinyurl.com/yfxsb7t
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A politician speaks to me in words I can understand.
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...we can't put a man on Mars?
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so you got two discs of the theatrical red cliff?!i hope you are REPORT PROBLEM!
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I'm looking forward to him running for President in 2016 with Ed Rendell as his running mate.
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...we should have licked this health care business years ago.
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http://tinyurl.com/ybsqfcu
Now she'll officially be considered as entertainment. I would say edutainment, but I have a feeling she'll want full control. I'm looking into the future to provide you guys with a few soundbites from the show.
"Snow falls a plenty in Alaska, because God made it that way."
"Look at these beautiful creatures. Their heads would look good on my wall."
"Here you'll find the Real Americans, not the liberal, elitist, non-Americans of the big cities."
"Evolution is a distant little lie in these woods."
"It gets awfully cold in the winter. My nipples of steel are no good against sub-zero temperatures. Neither is my brain." -
I'm surprised Acting survived. If anybody truly cared about The Children, they would've put a bullet in Acting's head right then to avoid that from ever happening again.
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"We don't care much for the Mexicans."
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...can you imagine?
They'd be an unstoppable soundbite generating machine. -
Mar 23, 2010 3:16:16 PM CDT
"If we drill for oil here, we can still keep the land pristine"
by yackbacker
"Like my daughter's pudenda."
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And the bear decides to consume her head.
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"You betcha." "You're darn tootin'." "Maverick." "Also."
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That's what I'm saying. I had both Int'l discs in my Saved queue, and they replaced them with the Theatrical Version weeks ago. If you try to add the Int'l. discs it'll tell you there's a Very Long Wait.I don't really think the In'l. Version is available.
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That'd be some fucking quality TV: "No, sir, you didn't pay our car loan this month- ya gotta gimme the keys, ya Maverick! (pause) I said give me the keys you motherfucker!"
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A million an episode?
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Mar 23, 2010 3:26:46 PM CDT
Robert Loggia never got a travelogue on The Discovery Channel!
by subtitles_off
I'd watch that.
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...can she see Dancing With The Czars from her house?
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Loggia's travelogue would consist of trips to the finest delicatessens in New Jersey. He would take us to his tailor to get new black suits. And we would ride along with him in his 1998 Caddy DeVille.
"A lot of kids think Sinatra is the cat's pajamas- well I got news for you, Bobby Daren is where it's at, fella!" -
Nice, Flick.With Kate Gooselin and Pamoosela Anderson.
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...more likely.
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...tougher sounding.
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instead of "You're fired!"
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Mar 23, 2010 3:41:46 PM CDT
Robert Loggia never got a cooking show on The Food Network!
by subtitles_off
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"Oh dear, why is little Trig wallowing in his own excrement unsupervised?" "Oh don't mind little Trigger! He's mama's li'l piggy! You betcha!"
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You know he woulda, too.
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"Jack Kennedy told me so, and that guy knew his way around a pudenda." Robert Loggia.
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"Sarah, what do you think you are teaching your children? Oh, there's too much work, I think I'll resign. Oh, they want me to read a magazine, I think I'll resign. You have to set a better example, Sarah. Are you with me? Are you willing to work on this?"
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"You call this deadly? Eh, fuggedabouddit. You ain't deadly. Your fish ain't deadly. Your boat ain't even deadly. What are youse playing around for?"
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"So, uh, you wanna go for a ride on the snowmachine?"
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http://tinyurl.com/6b7nm2
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...Bristol Palin: America's Next Top Fondle.
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with Sarah Palin's permission. "You sure this is ok with you, Gov. Palin?" "You betcha! It'll be fun for him like 6 Flags. Besides, he already got crabs from Bristol."
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and Trey Parker.
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You're DARK-SIDED!!!!!!!
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Good show, man.
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That looks awesome.
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You got mail.
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"Obama is Dark-sided! He's dark-sided! Socialist!"
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Psychics! Tainted! It's all tainted! I needed your prayers! There was no God anywheres! None of it! DARK-SIDED!"
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You Betcha Life.
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You betcha I did.
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http://tinyurl.com/ygqtzfw
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I gotta believe he has, and no- Michael Madsen doesn't count.
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Trig pimpin' and dissin' the Ds. Trig pimpin' and scrapin' her knees And Trig pimpin' in NYC She's an ex-gov'nor, gadfly and a beauty queen.
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"I don' give a fuck what the secret ingredient is! We're havin' sausage."
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chirp chirp
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Props gotta be given when they're due.
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2.2 million..
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I gotta wait until JUNE to find out who the Red Hulk is? Not that I don't already know, of course. But they're gonna drag this shit out for another three months?
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Never saw that movie either.
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Big Lost tonight! Early day tomorrow! Beer tomorrow night! Keep fuckin' that chicken.
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Where DID I put that chicken?
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...have I been left behind? Where is everybody?
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We're getting creamed by Captain Evans, too.
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Mar 23, 2010 6:26:27 PM CDT
...no Rapture? Good. I don't see us as that sort of outfit...
by flickapoo
...anyway.
A Pebrew thanks and takes his cues from Steve McQueen because it's the right thing to do, not because he's going to get candy when he's dead.
I hope a Pebrew rests with his fathers when the Banhammer falls, but it's mostly about doing right and pleasing pudenda in the here and now. -
...?
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I've been laughing my pudenda off at all the placenta fun. Subs, don't you remember? Seagal and LeBrock starred together in a movie in the 80's... Hard To Kill, I think... I will point out that of course, the world survived...
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Awesome.
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Vely Weild.
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I got a chuckle outta that as well.
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Mar 23, 2010 7:04:53 PM CDT
..."Seagal and LeBrock starred [...] a movie in the 80's"...
by flickapoo
...and if I recall, LeBrock admired Seagal's comatose shlong with a straight face in that movie.
THAT, is acting, my friends. -
Just getting home from spending more of my bonus check on shit we need...like a vacumme cleaner...and groceries...lots of groceries...Daughter's happy cause I dropped $600 on getting her car's air conditioner fixed...Feels good to be able take care of some shit without worrying about making rent...
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...I'm that much man.
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...the latest Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis?
http://tinyurl.com/ybwvdkv -
Almost perfect...Physically, I mean...I don't know shit about her as a person...
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as a person? Here's all I need to know:
She was hot. She continues to be hot. I'm happily hetero, but that wine-opening scene makes me ho-ny. And NOT because of Seagal. -
He WAS pretty hot when he was young... as long as he didn't talk.
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Face like a frying pan.
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Mar 23, 2010 7:38:56 PM CDT
...I'd lick to see the young Kelly LeBrock between two ferns...
by flickapoo
...or something.
Anywhere, really. -
In out for justice...Kelly and Steven were married if I'm not mistaken..
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Mar 23, 2010 7:41:56 PM CDT
Kelly LeBrock was the best imaginary girlfriend...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
two guys ever had on celluloid...Even beating out Jeannie from "I dream of..." fame...
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Mar 23, 2010 7:45:06 PM CDT
...Kelly LeBrock voice, very similar to Rhona Mitra voice...
by flickapoo
...coincidence?
I think not. -
http://tinyurl.com/yke9gdz
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http://tinyurl.com/yhymkyt
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Bo-ring.
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I'm not even gonna go there.
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Of course, once I leave, it will start to get busy on here... c'est la vie.
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Gonna go home and finally check out 'Public Enemies'. The Michael Mann one, not the DC cartoon.
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been trying to put this vacumme cleaner together...Doesn't exactly look like the one on the box or the one on display at Wal-mart either...
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Does Ess watch LOST?? Need to watch public enemies again..
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http://tinyurl.com/ylocp53
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When I was married to my second wife and we had too much money in the early 90’s…It was a DAMN good vacuum cleaner…made with NASA grade turbines and filters you could eat off even after vacuuming your whole house…It could pick up a 15 lbs bowling ball...it was that good…I lost that vcacuum in the divorce, but I still have all the miracle filters…I keep telling her I’m gonna send them to her, along with that picture of her sister and her loser husband and their retarded children that I found in a box of old tax forms…She’s never getting those filters…no matter how many times I promise to send them…
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...how much Kurosawa per day does a man need?
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"The (NFL) on Tuesday changed its overtime rules for postseason games. Starting next season, if a team wins the coin toss and then kicks a field goal, the other team gets the ball. If that next series ends with another field goal, play will continue under the current sudden-death rules." http://tinyurl.com/yhlpk7w
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...I thought for sure it was a naked picture of her sister you weren't sending back.
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Trust me Flick…a naked picture of her sister would require a collage…She was a large woman…
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B.C. = Before Child.
I don't have TiVo, so keeping up with a show that's on at 8pm? Hardy har har. In the immortal words of Garth and Wayne, it is far more likely that monkeys will fly forth from my anus. Now, Project Runway? At 10pm? That shit is GOLD. I DO NOT MISS my P.R. I stopped watching LOST halfway through season 4, I think... someday I'll watch the rest on DVD. I did like it. -
Mar 23, 2010 8:43:59 PM CDT
Cheeses... did you at least get a Dyson, this time around?
by scarywaitress
Those things are the BOMB... so the neighbors tell me, anyway. Too rich for my blood.
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Mar 23, 2010 8:47:22 PM CDT
Flick...the Ex will always have to buy her filters...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
if she wants to use that miracle NASA vacuum cleaner…it’s a principle thing…The vacuum was the only household possession she asked for…I got all the leather furniture , etc…Someday she’ll come crawling back to me for those filters…But I will have already used them all as paper plates and there will be bar-b-que stains and ketchup drops on all of them…
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...use the filters to strain out the stones, and use the stones as beads to make a necklace of some sort...
I hear kidney stones are pretty shitty, so using the filters for piss would be a silver lining.
I'm just brainstorming here. -
None of you guys have had your first divorce yet…have you…?Well, maybe Mac…I can see him being divorced…I been married and divorced twice…You learn to recognize patterns…
And, there are rules to post-divorceland behavior...especially when kids are involved...Don't worry, it won't happen to you guys...It's only 50% of American marriages that end in divorce...I'm at 100%....Yeah, I WIN!!!! -
I hate the drop-in.
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I’m just about to explain to all these kids why love doesn’t last and it never has and never will in the human species…We are not a monogamous species, never have been never will be…I support legislation that makes Martriage a 7 year contract with an option to renew for another 7 years if both parties sign their agreement…Think of the added revenue and tax from re-upping ceremonies in local communities and new pre-nup contracts for the local lawyers to chew on…I call it an economic stimulus plan…like my weed idea…
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post-season games with a field goal, they should just insist you win with a touchdown. That would actually lead to exciting 4th down plays. Force teams to go for it.
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in Elven speach...But, I'm sure you already knew that....
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That's a lot of expense for something I'd basically use once every four years.
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is just all kinds of so-wrong!
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I love that little fucker. We named him Marshall.
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http://tinyurl.com/ygmmudj Subterfuge to obscure the spark of the conflageration that is upon us all....
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I'm looking a 5 am wakeup square in the eye.
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It gave great blowjobs...well worth the $1500...That's why I hate that she wanted that vacuum so badly...
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Mar 23, 2010 9:29:41 PM CDT
Zach is a master of the awkward and frighteningly bizarre.
by anonymoose
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EST? CST?Makes a difference of one beer in the 'one beer per hour' rule...
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http://tinyurl.com/ygyckkl
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I used to love his schtick with the piano.
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Slumber calls. Good night, fookers.
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Him and Patton and red-bearded Lurch and that anorexic blond schizophrenic all on a bus doing a comedy tour…
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Mar 23, 2010 9:46:08 PM CDT
I appologise for the lack of a verb in that last sentence...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Good verbs are hard to lock down to any exclusive contracts...
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she's a really fine actress.http://tinyurl.com/y9yalrm
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...is against the rules of divorce, or not?
This is important information...I need a clear cut answer. -
Mar 23, 2010 9:48:30 PM CDT
But then, 'Verb' isn't the word I'm looking for...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
is it?
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One doesn't need to use the "strainer" function of the filters to piss on them.Pissing pebbles is no laughing matter!
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Mar 23, 2010 9:51:46 PM CDT
"Those are manufactured rights that jerk this country off...
by anonymoose
...onto the left, towards the socialist side of this." - Rep. Steve King
http://tinyurl.com/yzlzn28 -
As a verb, "are" is pretty dull. "Are" probably doesn't sign a contract because he's in every other sentence.
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I get to sleep in 'til like 10:00 AM...Plus, I am like 10 cans into a stagger drunk...
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...of Pedalback and the universe to find the boundaries of funny...
We've finally found it.
Kidney stones = not funny. -
galiafanakking.Hiya, Col. Bye-yah, Col.
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Everything I could ever hope for...answered. A lot too
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...um, did you also shave your V for Vagina?" - Zach Galifianakis, one classy motherfucker.
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as long as we've probed that far, we might as well probe farther.
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On that note.. That was a funny show
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...in rerun...I think.
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Believe it or not…my first wife, My daughter’s momma. Suffered from Kidney Stones…I put her in the emergency room at lest 4-5 times, and into a hospital once when I had good insurance, and almost all the doctors we EVER took her to told me they thought she was faking or exaggerating her pain to get narcotics… I hope I never get them…
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"Lost" rates high on the post-show-coitus scale.
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...collected a fucking shoebox full.
He was a small, soft spoken guy, but one tough S.O.B.
I joke because I fear...that's one test I'd prefer not to face.
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Didn't they figure out where they are by now?
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Some funny near the end of the skit, but it's always oddly uncomfortable for me to watch Jon do the Glenn Beck thing.
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Is there a Jewish holiday this week? Why would Stewart vacation during the week that health Care Reform passes?
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Mar 23, 2010 10:08:07 PM CDT
...Subs, I laugh at kidney stones because they scare me...
by flickapoo
...but I won't joke about it in the presence of a survivor.
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I have to say this in hushed tones, but I've never seen an episode of "Lost." Don't know anything about it. Thought it was a modern reboot of "Gilligan's Island."
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I forgot it all. The show never appealed to me. The whole "let's peel back another layer" shit aggravates me. Can you tell this story (the entire story!) in three hours? Yes? Well, then fack off!
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There are no rules.I just can't laugh back. My dick still sometimes refuses to let me take it out of my pants because it remembers the pain.
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Mar 23, 2010 10:12:52 PM CDT
Sorry if I'm sounding cranky... my pet cockatoo attacked me
by yackbacker
I went out and got her 2 new perches for her cage, to liven up her world. I even went to work on putting a notch into both ends of one of them so it would fit her cage better. Just as I'm putting in that last one, she fucking goes rooster on me. The bird is 24 years old. It will likely outlive me. Evil wench.
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there's either gotta be a banana there or a pretty ladies pudendum.
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The bird doesn't even give a shit. Birds and apes. They're not like dogs. They've got no loyalty.I think ferrets are like that, too. Feed 'em and keep 'em warm and wait for the day they sneak into your bed and bite your nuts off.
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She just doesn't give a damn about kindness. She wants her scrambled eggs and coffee in the morning and no lip from the help. Leona Helmsley lives in my study.
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Round one goes to the bird. Tomorrow, I start lifting weights. G'night!
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I ate all my Mounds® earlier this week!
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Put some Neosporin® on it.
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...it ain't about rules, it's about what what Steve McQueen would do.
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Almond Joy®'s got nuts.
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G'night.
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Cheeses?Cheeses?Cheeeeeeeeses?sessessessesQuite an echo in here.
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...good one!
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I could understand Hollywood throwing a couple of million at that.Jamie Foxx's LAVERNE & SHIRLEY?Um, nuh-uh.Who knows? maybe it's the beginning of a whole new franchise.Jamie Foxx's THE CAROL BURNETT SHOWJamie Foxx's I LOVE LUCYJamie Foxx's THE FACTS OF LIFEJamie Foxx's RHODA
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I thought I posted a lot of stuff...
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HHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Mar 23, 2010 11:12:22 PM CDT
Bonus: Click it for a totally awful video that I just made.
by anonymoose
I was Batman, running through what appeared to be a factory, and got the wind knocked out of me several times by little robot guys and some douchebags in jetpacks.
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Are those little hearts that pop up when Batman beats up bad guys?
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Mar 23, 2010 11:33:25 PM CDT
Hearts are pretty much the default video game health icons.
by anonymoose
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Jamie Foxx's FLIPPER in IMAX 3D
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And Batman runs.And Batman hits what look like little Tonka® trucks. A lot.And then he gets hearts!
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Mar 23, 2010 11:38:58 PM CDT
I played that game when I was three and got further than that.
by anonymoose
No excuse. No excuse.
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... BOOYAH!!!
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The answer: None of them.
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...is for Nolan to shoehorn the goddamn Batman quote into the next film, just like what those X-Men 3 hacks did with "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
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"Where's the money Lebowski!!! *DUNK* Where's the money SHITHEAAAAAD!!!!"
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Mar 23, 2010 11:49:45 PM CDT
Wikipedia says there's an Antichrist video game in the works.
by anonymoose
Really? I've never seen the film, but is it video gamey?
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After CGI demonic goat, CGI tame grizzly and CGI stag, I think CGI animal cameos are the next big thing in film.
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http://tinyurl.com/yl3a24z
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Seriously, every animal in Antichrist looked incredibly realistic. I'm still extremely unsure of how they made a Fox look like it was eating its own insides, and how they made a deer look like it had a dead baby hanging out of its backside. I was extremely impressed.
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I really could not tell. That's how fucking good the effect/character was. It may have been animatronic. I just don't know. And I love that I don't know.
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...is probably going to cause Fox News and the moronic masses to shit enough bricks to outweigh the Great Wall of China.
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goddamn want, but I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN you need!"
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That's a smart move.
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And I'll get up at 4 am again uh, today.
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look like it had a dead baby hanging out of its backside"Holy Chrissy!ANTICHRIST. From now on, it's not a movie. It's a rite of passage.
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That might be Christian video game propaganda.
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I meant dead baby deer. Though a dead human baby hanging out the backside of a fully grown deer would have been the real definition of TRULY FUCKED UP.
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I'm guessing it, too, is a dramatic, cinematic realism game.
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but that's the first I heard of the deer-miscarriage-human-fetus abomination.
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How messed up is my mind? I don't know if clarifying makes it better or worse, personally-speaking, Vades.HA!I'm so ashamed.
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Mar 24, 2010 12:08:07 AM CDT
Here's the Danish (Google translated) article about the game...
by anonymoose
http://tinyurl.com/yg2ea5b
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Antichrist is streaming on NetFlix in case anybody has that option and hasn't seen it. I'm so incredibly bummed out that I wasted years of my life paying attention to Lost. Very, very disappointed. Apologies for invading your pedalback stream. I just needed a place to say that without an entire talkback ripping my head off any further.
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dead deer baby.
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Huh?
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Dead Baby Bird vs an army of tree branches, ants, and a giant hungry hawk. Guess what happens.
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All this stuff about Dharma Incorporated or whatever is lost on me. Pun intended.
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Just me and my friends' opinion.
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Sicker than Von Trier I suppose. Though really, that would have been a bigger stroke of brilliance had it been a dead human baby. Yeeeeesh.
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Mar 24, 2010 12:14:21 AM CDT
I've seen some bits of recent episodes that looked good, though.
by anonymoose
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FACKED up metaphor for the couple's dead baby, you know? I fully visualize that dead baby bird having a human face, too.
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Though I think the baby bird sequence works better as a bird and not a human-faced freak bird. But still, a human baby hanging out of a deer's backside-- NIGHT TERRORS.
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Your wit and wisdom are always welcome here...
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It aint dead. My mistake.
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Damnit, less than 3 hours of sleep! FACK!
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my opinion is completely uninformed. Just reading about "Lost" makes me roll my eyes, though. It has always seemed to me like one season's worth of interesting ideas followed by however many more seasons of stuff that a group of people have to talk a lot about to convince themselves it's still interesting.
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I really am.
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Thank GAWD there's Health Care Reform! I'm gonna NEED it.
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a really FACKED up reboot of BAMBI, though, doesn't he?
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They could make you crawl around in the dark toward a light, only to find out that you're crawling out of a giant wet anus filled with spiders. You fall to the ground and are looking face to face with a dead human baby's head as it splits open to reveal a mutilated vagina for a brain, with maggots feasting on it. You turn around and look up at the anus, which belongs to Willem Defoe, as a human faced spider falls out, approaches you, and begins to rape you.
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out-sicks me in the competition against Von Trier. With one sentence. Then, another. Then, another!Von Trier, how do you like the Bronze medal for FACKED up imagery?
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Sweet dreams, all ya'll.....
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Not to sleep, mind.Just to roll around in my own sweat, envisioning horror after wet-anus-spider-rape horror.
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Type @ yas tomorrow.
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http://tinyurl.com/6cwato
Add this to your night horror, Subs. -
http://tinyurl.com/yjlfp82
Parody lyrics by Silly Sally Productions. -
http://tinyurl.com/yj5brmw
Hey. Freedom of douchebaggery. Freedom of douchebaggery. Freedom of douchebaggery. -
...six years ago. I'm just really disappointed. I'm genuinely happy for the sane fans who love/enjoy the show.
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Hey folks. Been trying to check in at least for the subbaries (thank God and Subby for those) every once in a while. Still flat out. Hopefully I'll be around again next week (did anyone notice I was gone? sniff) with any luck.
Having said that, you all seem to have gone crazy at different times from waht I can see, and it does seem like the initial spoiler-free stuff on Lost in the PB has gone bye-byes and it's open season now. When is it safe for me to come back?!
I better fucking hurry up, still on season 2 for fuck's sake. And everyone reckons season 3 is a hard slog/sorta lousy. I just know it's going to all go horribly wrong for me - shouldn't have tried to do the old "watch it all in a row" gorgefest. Ah well.
BTW do many Americans know about the show Sanford and Son was taken from/ripped off?
Anyway I guess it's lights out for all you Northeners, so nighty-night all. -
Mar 24, 2010 7:52:17 AM CDT
'moose, I just emailed a buddy of mine about that CPAC guy
by yackbacker
I predicted that dude will become the nominee in 2012. "Bring it! Jeff Frazee, you just made an enemy out of me." Who defack® is Jeff Frazee? Must google now...
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down in Mississippi definitely has the Puffy Scrapple thing going for her.
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I don't get it. It's creepy... actually, pretty interesting... what is it referencing? Anyone?
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space babies!
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yeah it was all that i wanted...a pretty good back story for richard, though it was expected with all the hints and stuff..but the whole reason behind the isle and who jake and MIB were..its starting to come together..
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in which case I take it back. See, it looks a lot more like TRON, which is why I was confused.
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"Figure it out for yourselves, assholes," essentially.
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How's life treating you NJ?
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it seems like he was a hard ass back in the day and now in the present time hes kinda lost his will...
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...I worried for a moment that one of our recurring bouts of madness might have scared your off...
But then I remembered that you were born in the fires of BaleBack, I'm sure it takes a lot more than a little madness to send you scurrying.
How's life under deadline? -
ill do it for the peebers
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AND, it's sunny today, which is going to make work THAT much more delightful. On that note, I'm off to the mines. I look forward to seeing how you boys can top placentas, Kelly LeBrock, and kidney stones.
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Maybe he's more like the New Testament god (now he's got a messenger, so he can chill a bit) in comparison to the nasty and brutish Old Testament one.
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Adios, Ess.
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...cool! Just remember to include 60s/70s soft porn/erotica...that's the one thing I really like about Harry's column...
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http://tinyurl.com/lc6pc6
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...punch!
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This is AMCs miniseries remake not the original iconic series from the 60s starring Patrick McGoohanl. Actually it is more a re-imagining than a remake which is good imo, but which pissed off a lot of fanboys and hence the general bad word of mouth this series received. And it is not deserved because AMC's Prisoner is great tv! It consists of six 45 minute episodes each named for one of the original series episodes. Jesus Caviezel Diesel wakes up in the desert outside a secluded town called The Village which is run by the genteel dictator known only as Number 2. It seems there is no outside world, only dreams of one recalled by some of the villagers all of which are referred to by numbers. Jesus' number is 6 and he is not conforming well to the Village because he knows or thinks he knows that there is a real world outside the Village where he worked for a mysterious corporation called Summakor which was involved in collecting data on people. The acting in The Prisoner by the two leads is top notch and the plot is primarily a game of wits between the two. I was pleasantly surprised that the most PROFESSIONAL Ian McKellen is just as much the main character as Jesus and has almost as much screen time. If you're a fan of McKellen and scfi/fantasy/surrealism/mystery The Prisoner is a must see. Don't listen to the haters. **** out of 5 stars
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...done. And my DW has a thing for Jesus "can you see my ribs in this outfit?...no, I mean the white bones of my ribs, can you see them?" Caviezel.
Thanks Stabby, never would have looked this up on my own. -
I've heard nothing but hate for this.
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Will the real March 23rd, 2010, please stand up? ...Part 3 of Teddy's "Pedavengers" (http://tinyurl.com/ydrql4v) introduces QuickaPoo, a mutant speedster, who, according to Flick, also has mutant love-making skill and becomes AslongasittakestogetthejobdoneaPoo in the sack. ...Believe it or not, constipation humor will not be the most sickening topic of the day. ...Jesus, Flick. ...GOP Presidential Possibles: Palin, Gingrich, "Frasier," and Zombie Reagan ...STL and Stabby are cautiously anticipating "Lost" ...EastMan comes from The East. ...Flick wants us to know that he's not some weak-wrist who throws pillows around. He never makes a single designerly decision when he skim coats. He wears a tool belt. He's a man. ...Series7 was once, in real life, that guy in the horror movie that's driving along the dark, deserted road at night when the damsel in distress jumps out in front of his car, just before Leatherface, Jason or Michael Myers pulls her back to slice her up. ...The young think Health Care is wasted on the old. ..."Lockjaw" (http://tinyurl.com/y9wcvlp) ...Pudenda, placenta and The Female Reproductive System (not the most sickening topic of the day, either): Eddie Murphy in TRADING PLACENTAS, The Beatles' "Dear Prudenda," alterna-rock originals, The Replacentaments, Flick's knock-knock joke (http://tinyurl.com/yef85uz), "just get ovary it" is good advise when you're at pudenda your rope, "Late Night With Jimmy Fallopian," David Lean's masterpiece LAWRENCE A LABIA, Urethra Franklin, "urethra with me, or urine against me," Cervix-a-Lot's smash hit "Labia Got Slack," "cervix with a smile," Labia Von Shear's ANTICLITORIS ...McDonald's® Filet-O-Fish® jingle© (tinyurl.com/ydez6lz) ...Not all babies are adorable, but this one is. (http://tinypic.com/r/e16l1y/5) ...Sixies brings new video from The Dead Weather that has no Alia Shawkat in it. (http://tinyurl.com/ydeenus) ...Tri-State Pebrews wanna rumble. Pundenda-Hand combat. (Hand To Hand, get it? Come on! That wasn't terrible. Not like I just randomly inserted the word into the title of some John Hughes movie or something. Sheesh!) ...Stabby thinks he can fast-forward to a single controversial scene in ANTICHRIST. (Wait until we get to the most sickening topic of the day!). ...3-minute G. WHILLIKER (http://tinyurl.com/ykn7seu) ..."The Celebrity Guide to Wine," featuring Steven Seagal and Kelly Le Brock (http://tinyurl.com/y9yml2j) ...Biden drops the F-bomb at the Health Care Bill signing ceremony. (http://tinyurl.com/yj3go5n) ...Robert Loggia wants kids to drink their juice. (http://tinyurl.com/5zq75n) ...Palin gets a reality show when Robert Loggia never did? ...DARK-SIDED!!!! (http://tinyurl.com/6b7nm2) and the remix (http://tinyurl.com/ygqtzfw) ...Schindler's actual list is on sale for $2.2 million. It would look great on the wall next to your copy of DETECTIVE #27. ...Zach Galifianakis' "Between Two Ferns" (http://tinyurl.com/ybwvdkv) ...Seriously? Kelly LeBrock love? Dollar Store Tawny Kitaen, if you ask me. ...Horse Manwoman sings (http://tinyurl.com/yhymkyt) ...The trailer for Al Yankovich's bio-pic, WEIRD (http://tinyurl.com/ylocp53) ...Cheeses gets full custody of the ex's vacuum cleaner filters. ...Yack gets attacked by his ungrateful pet cockatoo. If that had happened to me, I'd be dusting the bookshelves with a dead cockatoo's ass feathers. ...German forklift safety (http://tinyurl.com/yl3a24z) ...Vades drops in with imagery from Lars Von Trier's ANTICHRIST, and 'moose and I discuss the most sickening topic of the day. A deer, a fox, a baby bird and some spiders. What could be so sickening about that? ... -
Mar 24, 2010 10:29:05 AM CDT
Guy deals with the world after 16 years in the joint:
by colonelfatheart
http://tinyurl.com/yfxumh6 He was wrongly imprisoned, by the way.
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Funny note: The Office made a very subtle reference to The Prisoner (2009) this season when Dwight had created the MegaDesk® while Jim was on maternity leave. Of course, Jim tried to take his desk back which sent Dwight into withdrawal. "Must have more Megadesk®. More Megadesk®! More... Megadesk®!" I'm probably the only person who caught it.
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He's not wrong, and I'm not sorry. Cavaziel is quite easy on the eyes.
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...maybe another Principle of Pedalbackery should be to not leave the computer unattended while Pedalbacking...
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Check out The Prisoner (2009) ASAP. I thought he was great in it and held his own nicley vs. Ian McKellen.
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Reform. America's basically been ignoring the situation as long as all the exonerated Death Row inmates have been black. Once more and more innocent white men are exonerated, the flaws inherent in jury-justice will finally get some attention.
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We have so many questions.For example, how manly does Flick look when he's wearing his tool-belt?
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...Stumbling Shortribs Cavaziel.
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...with pants, or without?
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Nobody wears a tool-belt without pants!"Mr. Heavy Wrench, let me introduce you to Mr. Vulnerable Scrotum.""Owwww!"
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...yeah, yesterday was pretty rough... Fortunately, it appears that the can[Sc]ary in our coalmine was laughing her ass off, so I think we're still good.
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a bunch of "phallus" and "penis" puns, and she's gonna log on someday and show all of us how it's really done.
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Nic Cage "resurgence." Give me a break. Nic Cage chooses the worst roles and then makes the most absurd acting decisions in those roles. Nic Cage might be a real likable guy, but he's a bigger joke than Winona Ryder.
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Yeah, he's done some terrible work, but I think that with the right director, Cage can create great characters. I want Tarantino to utilize this guy. Imagine the screwed up shit coming from that collaboration.
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and become the new Klaus Kinski.
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Is Mr. Flickapoo really Getthejobdoneapoo in bed or is he Quickapoo?
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those are fun mindless popcorn even tough they deal with serious topics like the Illuminati.
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I hope so. The further her career goes down the closer she gets to becoming mine.
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...but I can tell you that for every glass of wine you drink before the job you gain one minute of gettingthejobdone...it's really just a simple math problem.
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surprisingly. Decent, brain-dead fun to get caught up in on a rainy Saturday afternoon. If Ron Howard injected just a smidge of the fun from the NT movies into THE DA VINCI CODE (and trimmed about a half hour), it could have been decent pulp.
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was in. Once you become a Bruckheimer's Bitch, however, you're "dead to me." Don't try to convince me you take movie-making seriously.
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Unlike those idiotic seizure-fests known as the MUMMY movies.
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Mar 24, 2010 11:13:53 AM CDT
...you just have to watch out for the point of diminishing...
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...returns.As brother Shakespeare says, drink "makes him stand to, and not stand to".
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Col.! HA!
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...and that horrible snuff-film movie.
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There's not even diminishing returns. Well, unless I'm to the point where I'm passing out and vomiting. All other times, though, have paid off in spades.
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8MM was another huge disappointment.
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http://tinyurl.com/yd4f66u
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the bird did get me good on my left hand- just below my index finger, palm-side. That'll take a few days to start looking semi-normal again....
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post-Oscar, without a single thing that interested me, including BRINGING OUT THE DEAD. I'll eventually see PORT OF CALL, but it will be because of my Herzog interest, despite Cage being in it.
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...at my drunkest I've gotten the job done several times and never...uh, been fully paid?
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Yet, I can't see anyone but him in that role.
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Mar 24, 2010 11:27:21 AM CDT
...but I think that's quite enough about worker's rights...
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...moving on.
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terrible. From the stupid trailers to the terrible effects to the awful, cheap-looking font of the logo. The whole thing looked bush league.
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Yippee!The French have never made a Marvel superhero movie. Case closed. The winner is? The French.
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Baby baby baby he's screamin' the truth!
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Did anyone mention Cage's horrible hair piece yet? I can tell if I will like a Cage movie strictly by the hair.
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...of my theater-going life.
I didn't know who Michael Bay was at that point, and I still liked Cage, so when I saw Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, and Michael Biehn in the same action flick I said...AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!
Bitter fucking disappointment.
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I get some kind of error. I know it's not too long and there's no profanity. This is why I hate posting reviews there. It's a pain in the facking ass and I don't feel like spending an hour of my life figuring out WTF is wrong!
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Netflix is sending me The Informant!.
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Been hustling the pool halls. I mopped the floor with this kid. I used to play on a team and they needed me to fill in yesterday so it was all practice and execution. I did lurk to find out it was a lot of pudenda/placenta/fallopian(sp?). I was here in spirit. I'm always with you. Reach out.
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...Mac vaults right past what Steve McQueen would do and progresses directly to what Paul Newman would do...impressive.
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Bay is one of the worst directors ever. I think he is just as bad as Ed Wood except with a big budget, surrounded by professionals who make his crap passable, but with none of the charm of Wood's films.
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thats gonna fuck up my netflix schedule!
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I'll probably quit until the go full streaming.
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and armageddon and the rock are on criterion..so it cant be THAT bad
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Bay has no idea how to "direct." He has no respect for the audience or his actors, or even the craftspeople that make his movies look "professional." And you can tell he doesn't give a shit. Ed Wood at least fucking cared. Ed Wood was at least a humanist.
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OH, IT'S BAD! IT'S BAD ALRIGHT! IT'S REALLY BAD!!!
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Once he started hearing about how bad his style was, he only amped it up some more. So in this respect, he's auteur. But he's fucking terrible. ARMAGEDDON is a fucking crime.
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I like some bad movies too. but I despise Bay. His films insult my intelligence as the good Colonel mentioned.
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but i think hes gotten way over his head and has just made bloated films that are basically big explosions go boom!he tried for oscar glory and they laughed at him...so he said fuck em and went back to what he did "best", to the nth degree.
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Only because I ate a heap of deep fried Chinese food and drank a bucket of coffee this morning.
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they loathe the transformers films so then they begin to pick apart his earlier works, which had their charms, despite the many flaws..i can see my belongings being set on the front door at the shelter from here..
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nasty.
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A swampass BAYOGRAPHY.
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We'd never kick you out over Bay love. We all have our little terrible things we like.
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BAYPOLOGIA is in order. I think you'd do it justice.
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I look nothing like him.I just read Teddy's heroes installment. I wish I had seen it yesterday since it is my first appearance. I think it will be worth the most.Isn't MacPanther the fast food they eat in the African jungle?
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...the only one I have true hatred for is THE ROCK, because in my ignorance I had high expectations that were then bombastically stomped and shat upon to inappropriately histrionic music cues.
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...50/50 mix of Clint Eastwood and Bill Hader.
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one of my gramps looked like a combination of Newman with a little bit of Larry Bird (nose) thrown in. The guy had a very Newman vibe, too. Always paid in cash that was folded in his pocket. Knew how to hold a cigarette. Knew how to hold a glass of scotch. Very, very wry sense of humor.
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Mar 24, 2010 12:22:36 PM CDT
Smoked Camel nonfilters. Had a naked lady tattooed on each arm.
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...just talking about grandpas makes me feel like I want a scotch...
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You can never tell what in the fuck is going on. Bad Boys and The Rock don't bother me so much cause there are some quotable lines in them, but that is writing not directing. I will also cautiously admit that I kinda like Armageddon but only for Willis, Will Patton and the scene where they don't wanna pay taxes.
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I'll check back in later.
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He just waves the vermouth bottle over the glass though without pouring any in though. It's just a glass full of straight gin.
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...to smoke, too. And I've never smoked.
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...and then there was one...
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My dad's father tied of TB shortly after I was born, so I have no recollection of him. He looks quite gentlemanly in photographs.My mother's father was born near the White Cliffs of Dover in England. In his younger adult years he was a boozer and a gambler. Later, he was an unapologetic racist, who nonetheless could charm everyone with his joke-telling skill. He did that vermouth trick, too, with his martinis.
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there are two. Plus, Sixies is still bound to be around.
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http://tinyurl.com/yld6umu
Money quote: "It's something that you can kind of cheer for," said Amy Ellis, a Pasco County employee who has become a fan of the monkey on Facebook. "Every day there's so much bad news. He's kind of like a little hero."
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...lost the last one just months before my daughter was born...that was a weird transition.Went from being the youngest of three generations to being solidly in the middle practically overnight.
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just straight up hate. The worst characteristics of Spielberg with none of the redeeming qualities of taste, story-telling or sentiment. Bay, Bruckheimer, Emmerich. Useless, Uselesser and Uselessest.
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Mar 24, 2010 1:33:15 PM CDT
...I need to find a different corner of the yard to wiz in...
by flickapoo
...I'm killing a whole section of hedge.
Problem is, that one nook has the best cover from enemy sight-lines...
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bay worst qualities arent similar to SS's
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legitimate contribution to pop culture to The Shelter. Better check it out quick, since I'll probably remove the file due to its giganormous size.
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Quick before Teddy gets here and thinks I'm cheating on him.
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Stevie's even Bay's Producer, now.
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Mar 24, 2010 2:20:49 PM CDT
Only one person besides Cage could have starred in GHOST RYDER
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Winona Ryder.
GHOST RYDER. Skank of Vengeance.
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I actually disagree with it. I don't French movies are better, I just think they are filling a void that American films don't fill.
The only sad thing is that we (American) used to make those type of films - and actually make them intelligent and for mass audiences - in the 70s. Only Un Prophete in the last couple of years truly feels like a New Hollywood film. -
'Earthquake'. Still not impressed.
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...EARTHQUAKE.
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What a bad movie! Your seats vibrated if you saw that in the theater. Well, in some theaters. Not my hometown theater.
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I watched it right after 'Public Enemies'.
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give us yer opine of public enemies...was it #1?
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George R. R. Martin's WILD CARDS http://tinyurl.com/ybockf8
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That is a great movie...oh, wait. You said Public Enemies...my mistake.
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I thought it looked great, especially since it was filmed digitally. Depp was awesome, Stephen Dorff musta been awesome because I didn't even know he was in it until the end credits. Stephen Lang got to do a few badass things in it (My roomie made the 'Me to You' joke at the pitch perfect moment, too.). I am, however, starting to think that Bale's reach somewhat exceeds his grasp.
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http://tinyurl.com/6cwato
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The script moves some sub-plots along farther than they need to go at the expense of more important ones. You never really see Marion Cotillard's character fall in love with Dillenger. She goes from being confused and wary to undying love very rapidly, without any sense that much time had passed. Those are pretty much my sole complaints.
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By John Milius, with Warren Oates? I love that movie. I just have a hard time believing the new one will hold up against that one.
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Forgive my light ribbing of the '70s. I know 'Earthquake' isn't exactly representative of the '70s movies you talk about.
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What have I always been telling all of you?
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They also had some of the worst made. Blackula, I Spit On Your Grave, The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here!, Love Story.
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For the good old fashioned Nightmare Fuel.
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The article makes kind of a silly overall argument, but it was an interesting piece which was peripherally related to what we've talked about over the past few months. We don't have any Sidney Lumets anymore... except for the actual Sidney Lumet. You know what I mean.
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I was hoping you were agreeing with me about Winona Ryder as GHOST RYDER, Skank of Vengeance.
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...that the same could be said of nearly every decade since the advent of film. But I don't wanna argue today.
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I leave expensive handbags outside of my front door hoping she'll swing by and steal them. All I end up catching are little Korean ladies in their 50s. Eh, when live gives you lemons, you make love to Koreans.
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If I had a dime for every time I've heard that old chestnut...
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And start an Alt Rock band and she'll be yours. That's my plan at least.
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"You rike remon? This bag, me take. You keep remon. You keep bona for Winona. Me no rike. This bag, me take, okee-dokkee?"
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...against Congressmen who voted for the health care bill. Gas line cut at home of Va. congressman's brother.
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carrying a gun and wearing a Sarah Palin 2012 tee-shirt, talking smack and buying Marvel comic books. This country's off the merfering rails.
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Seriously?
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GAWD forbid any gun violence, but if there is, I hope they charge her with criminal stupid and send her made-over hillbilly ass to prison.I'm so sick of this shit.Freedom of Speech is one thing. Freedom of Stupid is not in The Constitution.
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Holstered on his hip. Tee-shirt tucked behind. Another customer exclaimed to the owner - a knee-jerk Repube himself - "That guy's gotta gun."When the owner just said, "A-yep," the guy dropped about twenty comics on the counter, turned and walked out.
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until he ends up looking like Gary Oldman in Hannibal.
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That is all kinds of fucked up. I'd prolly do something stupid like try to take it from him and taunt him with it.
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the other guy's lead. I was getting my DARK VICTORY scanned. The owner looks at me and asks, "What do you think that was about?"I said, "Rob, you won't even let me tell a dirty joke in here, in case some kid would walk in, but you let guys with guns in off the street. Think that might have had something to do with it?"
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Having never owned a gun, I'm not up on the redneck laws. I've never seen it before, though.
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I wouldn't want to get kicked out of my LCS, so I'd prolly just imagine how funny it would be.
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in case some drunk black man got lippy on the bus, or something.FACKING country.
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I got a dude named Bishop who runs the place I used to go to. He will beat you over the head with his pimptastic kung fu and then go to your momma's house and make sweet love to her just in time for supper.
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I hope it's benign, Subby.
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I don't need that and neither does my mom.
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But seriously, what does that mean?
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He never sleeps on his primary responsibilities. Plus, he'd make a heck of a stepdaddy. What the fuck else do you need in this life?
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A Six Demon Bag!
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It's my one-n-only legitimate contribution to pop culture. But you better check it out quick. I had to make the file large so it would be readable, but it's too large, and I'll prolly end up taking it off before too long.
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And thanks for the setup, Yack.
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Anybody else getting that?
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But Subby, what am I looking at here. Is one of the letters yours? Did you call the end of DV?
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That oughtta explain it a little. I think I've told the story here endless times.
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It's also taking at least a full minute to load the shelter. The rest of Google is fine.
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since you mentioned it.
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Next summer...EYESWILLPOP!
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I got ya. I'll have to go get Avengers Vol.3 #4 scanned, then.
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with a lot more detail and exaggerated import at Wizard World that year.
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he was ever gonna give me any credit for it anyway. Never expected him to. I mean, I knew he went for my pitch, but I didn't expect him to call me up on the panel with them.
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Good job, sir.
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...Subs, that NAMBLA themed Batman story was your idea?
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You make it sound so dirty.
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...seriously though, what's the story?
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...from time to time in the AICN comics column...the one with an evil cowboy riding Superman...HA!
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By your credit in that batman comic (congrats), you're in Indiana. That is a concealed carry state, meaning with a permit a person can carry a weapon concealed on their person. It's also ambiguous as to if it also allows for open carry, meaning the gun can be out in the open.
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He set me up, Sixies. I had to do it.
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LOST was alright last night. I think I had some mammoth expectations after 6 years of watching, so nothing probably would have amazed me. I'm not saying it was bad, just similar to what theories were going around. We were building Richard up to be some immortal from the dawn of time, and he's just a regular person from 140 odd years ago.
Interesting take on the island, though. I can now watch the rest of the series finale, and not expect the ultimate finale. It's just not going to happen. While everything has a fantastical element to it, there isn't going to be any mind blowing revelations...probably everything will be set at a 6 instead of 11. -
I wonder if any of YOU are thinking of making pudding as well. I need whole milk though... I'll be back shortly.
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That would be the pre-crisis Terra Man. He was a favorite of mine when I was just getting into comics and didn't understand things like 'pre-crisis'.
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Early 90s, Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale did a series of "Legends of The Dark Knight" Halloween Special comics that I was a fan of. Then, they did "The Long Halloween" and said that would be the end of their Batman stuff for awhile.1997, at San Diego Comic-Con, I was holding up the signing line talking to Tim, and I got into how I wanted him to go back and do a Halloween Special, and I pitched him an idea based off the scene in Bram Stoker's DRACULA where Jonathan Harker sees Dracula climbing down the side of the castle, only I substituted Dick Grayson for Harker and added a bunch of "monster under the bed" elements. Tim said he hated the character Robin but that was the best idea for a Robin story he'd ever heard. I agreed, both about hating Robin and the enormity of my creative potential. We laughed and laughed and pissed off all the geeks behind me, and he asked if I were a writer, and i got embarrassed, and I told him he could use my story, all he had to do was give me a little nod in a footnote somewhere, and he wrote down my name and address.Next day, as I was walking around the convention floor, I passed him and Loeb, and they motioned me over, but I just waved at them.1998, DC announced the two would be doing a sequel to "The Long Halloween" called "Dark Victory" and it would feature their version of the origin of Robin. The 9th issue has elements of the story I pitched to Tim, so he kept his promise, and they blurbed me on the letters page.Summer of '99, I went to Wizard World in Chicago, and they were both there, so I bought them and their wives drinks, and at the panel the next day, somebody asked them where they got the idea for "Dark Victory," and they asked me to come up.And, that is basically all of that, except to say, on the way out of the room, all these geeks were glad-handing me like I was some sort of minor celebrity, and I found the whole experience kind of embarrassing.
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I'm not listening to ST right now! He didn't say anything about Lost! LA-LA-LA-LA!!
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about how this dude was carrying his gun. Nothing "concealed" about it.
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No need to be embarrassed. Take it as your little contribution to comic book history.
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Mar 24, 2010 4:54:08 PM CDT
Flick, have you ever seen the funniest comic panel ever?
by subtitles_off
I uploaded it @ The Shelter, too. It's in Files called "Bad Touch."
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That whole story warms my insides. All-around class, by you and by Loeb & Sale too.
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well, from what I was reading, I couldn't tell if the law allowed open carry or not...so it was ambiguous in that sense. Indiana might allow open carry, and if the LCS allowed guns in their establishment, then it was legal, if a little bit off putting to patrons.
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With whole milk?Damn! I want some pudding!
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I'll keep my mouth shut on all the LOST stuff :)
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...to Ursula K. LeGuin and getting her to include in an Earthsea story...spectacular, man!
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I've been AWOL from LOST since the end of season three. I know all sorts of stuff I shouldn't by now.
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...has his stinky left index finger extended suggestively...
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from my initial conversation with Tim, I got the definite impression that "Robin" in any kind of Batman story was always the deal-breaker for him, so in a real sense, he'd've never done "Dark Victory" had I not pitched him an idea that intrigued him.I probably could've finessed some actual creative contacts out of that time if it weren't for my shyness.Did I tell you how Mark Millar stole a gorgeous lawyer right out from under me at the same San Diego Comic-Con. No wonder I want KICK-ASS to fail miserably.
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dressed as Batman, sitting on his new seat @ The Shelter. "Aaargh!"
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Well, 95% of the time. Don't know why, but it keeps me from rapping with folks about comics. Which, you may know, is one of my favorite things to do.
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to tell the truth - the gun or the Sarah Palin tee-shirt. It had a caricature of Palin standing behind a bent over Obama with a 2012 caption and some "show those liberals" something or other.
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and you came in like fookin gangbusters
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Mar 24, 2010 5:18:25 PM CDT
..."I probably could have finessed some contacts...etc..."...
by flickapoo
...Subs, I typed this in a post just before you said the above, but deleted it because I didn't want to sound like a dick...
"You realize, of course, that if you had just an iota of asshole in you, you would have figured out a way to squeeze, twist, connive, finagle, or blackmail that bit of genius and luck into another thing...and then another thing...etc...etc That's how people get started.
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...too many animation links, images etc...I think.Just too much.
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I could be one of the writers of "Heroes" and maybe it wouldn't suck.The again, didn't Loeb have something to do with "Smallville," too? Ugh.
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favorite Batman comic, I always die a little inside.
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I thought it was just poorly coded or some such computer nonsense that was beyond my ken.
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Type @ yas later.
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I *still* haven't consummated my new toilet seat. I may start peeing sitting down just to make sure I get my money's worth out of that thing. But my bowels... like British Airways employees- on strike.
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...an unfunny random chat-room.
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[]D[][]V[][]D doesn't get around much.
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http://tinyurl.com/ycvakju He fell in a park.
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Not the culp!!!
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Directed by Culp and starring him and his I SPY co-star Bill Cosby (and a young Michael Moriarty and a very young James Woods), a criminally neglected piece of detective revisionism from the 70s. Written by Walter "The Warriors" Hill.
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As their favorite Batman story I die a little.
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I've gotta see that movie five days ago!
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Terra-Man kicks ass. When I saw him as a kid in comics I thought he was the coolest idea ever.
Aliens finding a cowboy in the old west, and outfitting him with hi-tech weapons. Fucking cool.
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you need to eat a pound of grapes. That'll have you crapping by tomorrow.
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Uh, yes please.
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I just wanted to say that joke. Is it any good?
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But couldn't do to some sort of scheduling conflict.
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being the nastiest, angriest Talkbacker? And, why would anyone seek them out?Can't find any Republican congress-people or Tea-Baggers to interview?
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Sounds like a Tequila and Midori drink.
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Excuse me for a moment.
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Sweet Offer.
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Really? He wouldn't even be well-known for another five years.
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Directed by Robert Altman starring Elliot Gould. He was well known in Hollywood because of the muscle beach crowd.
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Ok, maybe we should forget it.
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Buying it for my boy... In honor
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HiNY is the shit! I had it on DVD and some maw fucka stole it from me during a party. Someone STOLE Hercules in New York from me. That's super fucked-up.
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Fifteen minutes from now, I'm gonna BAMF! back in time and steal it from you, Teddy. It's a favor I do, because I love.06:51:18.
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What would you say your top 10 Batman stories be?
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He was in movies before he was a Mr. Olympia.I'd've fought you on that one.
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Check it out. Despite having Ahnold in it, it is an awesome movie. One of my favorite Altman films (up there with M*A*S*H, Nashville & McCabe & Mrs. Miller).
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I don't know how it's escaped me for this long. Oh, yeah. I'm shiftless and lazy and I don't have a credit card.
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It had the dubbed AND undubbed audio tracks! BIG hit at parties, let me tell ya.
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I didn't like elliots mumbling thru the whole thing....mark rydell on the other hand...
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That is so awesome that they used your idea and gave you credit. I just had to pop in for a sec and say what a cool story that was.
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although I did order them once in The Pedalback (I'd have to look that up), off the top of my head:ARKHAM ASYLUM by Grant Morrison, DARK KNIGHT RETURNS by Frank Miller, YEAR ONE by Frank Miller, FACES by Matt wagner, RED RAIN by Doug Moench and Kelley Jones, MAD LOVE by Paul Dini, "legends of The Dark Mite" by Alan Grant and Kevin O'Neil, "The Secret Origin of scarface & The Ventriloquist" by Alan Grant, NOSFERATU by mark Lofficier and Teddy McKeever, and, then DARK VICTORY, I guess, for sentiment.
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Only seen a couple of Altmans, actually - M*A*S*H and GOSFORD PARK.
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Awesome.
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Damn. I was hoping it sucked. I like to live in the past.
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Then give him 'The Talk', using them as props. hehehehehe
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I always saw it as a wild interpretation of his voice over narration - the guy is always mumbling to himself.
Agreed though that Mark Rydell is awesome. Both the funniest and one of the scariest villains ever....and not to get all nerdy, but one of my examples on how a comical guy like The Penguin can be scary (in a completely different way though). -
especially Batman comics. I don't know if it would appeal or not. Personally, I think it's far superior to "The Long Halloween<" if you've ever looked at that, and it does have some blatant Noirish elements. The art is very stylized. An acquired taste.
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For the Leonard Cohen soundtrack at the very least.
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I've been meaning to get to a Target for awhile now for that figure. My boss said it looked pretty good. Very articulated and all that.
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I read The Long Halloween and was really disappointed.
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Care to weigh in on 'Brewster McCloud'? It's been years since I've seen it but I remember parts of it fairly well.
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disappointment, too, 'Lop. "dark Victory" is similar - with that "villain of the month" hook - but the mystery seemed tighter to me. It's been forever since I revisited it though.
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I consider one of Altman's biggest misfires.
But that is what I liked about Altman: he was always swinging for the fence. Either he would hit a home run (Gosford Park or Nashville) or strike out (Ready to Wear, HEALTH). Once in awhile he would get to the warning track, but it still would get caught. -
All our hard work of the past three months wiped out by an instinctual tendency toward snarky mean-ness.
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In Detective Comics you can do The Bat-Man of Earth P, and in Batman comics (and Brave & the Bold and JLA) you can do Batman of Earth C with Robin? They can exist in the same universe but each comic book favors a different style of story telling.
In Detective Comics he would meet Basil Rathbone version of Clayface, a insane murdering actor who wears makeup; in Batman he would meet the shape-shifting Clayface.
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I brought up a movie! That you don't like! Seriously, tho, I think I'd like to see Brewster McCloud again anyway. I really only remember the climactic flight. But I remember it as something like a beautiful dream and I don't know if that's Altman or me. Now I need to know.
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And, it's why I'll never pick up another Batman comic until they stop.
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...from time to time, but if you look at my posts, I clearly can't seem to get any hate-traction going this evening.I'm suffering from the heartbreak of erecthate dysfunction!
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Mar 24, 2010 7:32:35 PM CDT
So you are against the idea of having a different tone for Batma
by continentalop
Depending on the comic book? Curious why you would be against that.
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That DC's doing? Bats with the Spirit and Doc Savage in their own universe? That might be just what the doctor ordered, Conti...
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But as an honest question.
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That exist completely in his own Universe. No need to bring up anyone else or have him team up/cross over. That is why I used to like the DC fake city thing - they could be their own separate universes and you don't need to worry about a shared universe or shared continuity.
Batman teaming up with Superman and Green Lantern I don't mind. I just don't like feeling like I HAVE to follow all the other characters. I just want a Batman comic and a Superman comic, and a comic where everyone teams up that I can ignore. -
of multiple universes and alternate earths.One Batman. One man in the suit. The same man. Write it any way you want - pulpy, dark, gritty, fantastic. I'll sort 'em out. But don't play games, pretending there are 52 Batmen, and one of 'em's Dick grayson, and another's a vampire, etc., etc., etc.I don't give that much of a shit about comic book continuity. Like I said, I can pick and choose and sort 'em out myself. But the "anything goes" thing they've got going now just cheapens the whole thing. Those concepts didn't bother me when they were called "Elseworlds," but don't tell they're Batman. Like you said, I have a very distinct impression of what Batman is.
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Mar 24, 2010 7:40:26 PM CDT
First Wave is about as close as your going to get to that.
by tedkordlives
He's young, he's just starting out. The whole thing has a real '40s Art Deco thing going on, and it's not like he's teamed up with anyone. But he basically only shares the universe with two other 'heroes'. You might want to at least checking it out as a fan of, um, older stuff.
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Talkbacking in general's instinctive snarkiness.
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I just mean that Detective Comics focuses more on the Detective/Pulp aspect of Batman and Batman Comics deals with his superhero side. That way a fan like me can have a Batman comic we might like, and someone who wants to see him fight super-villains and operate with the rest of the DC universe will have a comic.
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I know shit about comics, I'll just say that flat out... but that "multiple stories" thing is the worst. Ony true geeks can keep up... it's exclusionary (if that's even a word?)
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Trying to get out of work. Got a friend in town and a barbecue at the house. I DO think you should at least take a look at a trade in a couple of months.
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I'm actually thinking about writing a script for a Batman comic because I have this story in my head and I don't know what to do with it.
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Mar 24, 2010 7:47:15 PM CDT
Well, 'Lop, in a way, it's been that way since The 90's.
by subtitles_off
When they had very distinct writers writing the books. You had "Batman" where it was supervillainy and horror elements. You had "Detective" which was more straight-forward/mystery-based. And, you had "Shadow of The Bat" which was, supposedly, darker and more psychological. Then, you also had "Legends" which could be whatever the writer of an arc wanted it to be, as long as it was set outside of continuity.Then, event story-telling and über-arc crossovers took over as the predominant style in the industry, and all that got flushed away.
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It's what you want!
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From the Meanie TB, courtesy of seppukudkurosawa: "warrior-poet wrote:Tell me shit stain what exactly do you find joking about his post. It sounds like pretty standard tripe from people who take it in the sphincter such as yourself you ass pounding shit nugget. But perhaps you're the true retard in all of this because I can tell you're the kind of guy that likes to tuck the legs of farm animals into the top of his boots while he violates it. Now please go back to letting your sneaky uncle fist fuck you in the ass while you whistle sexual healing, you fuckstick."
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Ok, then. Just making sure.
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It's a concoction for that story to sell books. It isn't necessary. They could've just as easily created a Batmannish type to run around in a dark costume waving a gun around. They didn't have to call it Batman.
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After he got his back broken and some guy in armor took his place. Oh, and when they added a new Robin (Tim Drake).
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I think DC still has the rights to him.
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You should e-me your idea. I'll tell you if it'd be universally hated or not.
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I'll e-mail it to you. I'm just going to give you one hint:
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it would be excellent. Though, I see what Teddy is saying. It is a pulpy version of the characters with a bent toward the old-fashioned science-crime serials.It pisses me off, though, because this is going to be it as far as Bruce Wayne as Batman for awhile. "The" Bruce Wayne of the DC Universe is going to return to "continuity" as an aged, infirm mentor to Dick grayson "Batman." You don't like it? Tough. Here, we've got "First Wave" for you. You don't like that? OK, here are some over-priced EARTH ONE hardcovers for you. It's our "Ultimate batman."I think it's all disingenuous, and it all sucks.
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In fact, I've liked all The Penguins.
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If I have to live with a new Blue Beetle, a Black Beetle, a Red Hulk, a Red She-Hulk and god knows what else coming down the pike, then you should be able to accept different Batmen doing different things in different timelines. Right now, in another timeline, YOU are writing Batman. Oh ho, It's True!
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It is Spider-Man in name only.
And everyone can say "Oh, but it is well written."
Well it should be because you are working on the shoulders of giants like Ditko, Romita, Lee, Gerry Conway and Roger Stern. It isn't like you have that hard of job - you are just repackaging someone else's work. -
...Emperor Penguin?
I've said too much. -
any of those things. I think it's strange that these things are being written by people our age (well, my age - older than you guys), because they seem to be so antagonistic toward older fans. And nothing screams "desperate" as loudly as forty-year-olds trying to re-invent the wheel for the younger generation.
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Mar 24, 2010 8:06:24 PM CDT
You know they never do the alternate versions in other forms of
by continentalop
The only White Vader I know is the TBer.
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Bendis plotted a whole new course for USM. And it's still regarded as being well-written. And I'm not a fan of the Ultimate books. I've not bought a single issue of any of them. But it's not like Bagley just redrew Lee's original scripts.
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Mar 24, 2010 8:08:17 PM CDT
I think they've already re-booted Ultimate Spider-man, as well.
by subtitles_off
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Mar 24, 2010 8:09:38 PM CDT
I want to read Ultimate All-Star First Wave PedAvengers
by continentalop
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And you're right. But I really, really have to go now. I'll let the grown ups talk now.
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ALONE IN THE WILDERNESS, a documentary about a guy named Dick Proenneke, who retired, moved up to the woods in Alaska and built his own cabin alone and lived up there for 30 years. I'm completely amazed by what this man pulled off- doing something a lot of folks couldn't fathom with his own two hands and a very inventive brain. It was on PBS. I recommend you all catch it at some point. Carry on!
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I know he filled out the stuff for that free Encom security badge at Flynnlives.com. I got mine in the mail last week. Kinda neat, in a Tron geeky sort of way. My wife had no idea what the hell I was talking about.
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I met her in the Meanie TB. This oughtta be inneresting... [Scary chews on her hayseed...]
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...wooden door hinges lubed up with bear grease?
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Mar 24, 2010 8:18:31 PM CDT
Flicka, how relaxing was it to watch him make the fireplace?
by yackbacker
And that door hinge was genius. I read up on him after it was over, the guy was a mechanical engineer, he knew how to make things work. Bear grease. Fucking awesome.
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...makes me want to try it in my backyard.
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I think it was cranberries... although I don't think those grow in Alaska. Must have been raspberries. Anyway, sounded tasty, in an old-timey kind of way.
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Otherwise it would become less cool for us. Being a geek is like existing in a treehouse with friends. Thank Scary is here to play the role of Cookie (Darla Hood).
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focused on the tasks needed to survive, but while doing those tasks, you're relaxed- at peace with your surroundings. I gotta get outta NY...
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And I'm out of here as well.
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Don't you just hate people like that?
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Glad you could spend the night with us.
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Defining a geek is like saying aloud- you would whisper it and it could vanish in a moment.
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person; a slang term, noting individuals , especially one who is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, etc."[1] Formerly, the term referred to a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken, bat, snake or bugs.
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Hrmph...
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but a wine GEEK. And an animation geek. I would also currently describe myself as hungry for steak. See y'all after dinner...
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I've never bitten the head off anything that was alive.
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I'm reaching a piece of stable furniture to steady myself!
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Sorry to be late to the party. But I mainly agree with you... When you have all these alt world and diff versions of a character at the same time.. It's diluted and there really is no intrigue..the writers can do whatever they want damn the consequences-- they can just reboot or create another book..kinda cheats the fans
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I've never understood the tendency of writers - and this only happens in comics, that I can tell - to want to write about a character but insist on changing everything about that character.Grant Morrison, if you want to write about Dick Grayson, write Nightwing, you knob!
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Pretty cool so far
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I wished it was a little longer though, but I get its limitations given the format.
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is The Spectre short, so be sure to give it a look.
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On your opus?
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It's ego on the writers behalf..the would love to be the one that changed batman and gave him a new facet. Or give spidey a clone
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The more I'm writing, the more the rest of the story is taking shape in my head. I'm writing notes to myself all of the time, and figuring out story points while I drive, eat, wait in line, etc.
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I guess they also think, "What the hell." It's not like they're dealing with millions of people reading their stuff. They have the ability to do whatever they want with seventy year old characters, and nobody's gonna even notice.
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I got Black Dynamite and Samuria Jack season 1 from Netflix today. Pretty pumped.
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I really enjoyed the heck out of that movie.
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and i just can't hide it.
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And I think I like it. Yeah.
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The ending is fantastic.
Alright, my righteous Pebrews, I'll be checking in before bedtime, but gotta do some things on the home front. Talk to y'all later! -
CINEMA PARADISO. I don't know which one to watch first.
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Yackity-yack. Don't Talkback. Pedalback.
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I nixed that
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Yeah, the shit is coming down, deadline-wise.
And holy crap! I just read that John McClane comes from Arnie's old leftovers! They wrote a sequel to commando, Arnie didn't want to do it and it was re-cooked as Die-Hard and went to Willis!! Frank Darabont had something to do with it too.
I'm no expert on Arnie or Bruno, but I never knew that one! Fucking hell!!
Catch you later fellas! -
Mar 24, 2010 9:50:13 PM CDT
Marijuana legalization will be on California ballot in November.
by anonymoose
http://tinyurl.com/ygd93po
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You big, ol' cuddle-yummikins.
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Mar 24, 2010 9:54:45 PM CDT
California needs to chillax and vote for gay marriage next time.
by anonymoose
This might help.
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I'm thinking, "Ah, dude, you're really gonna wish you could take that back."Cuddle-yummikins is a perfect example.
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http://tinyurl.com/yggd8ne
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...or are you watching it again?
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A porn producer offered to wipe out her whole debt if she "performed" in a film.The Catch?She has to do eight different dudes.
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What's goin' on?
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In the mean back
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Haven't seen CINEMA PARADISO. I have seen IL POSTINO, though.
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Somebody ask me a question. I'll answer it in 14 minutes and 7 seconds.
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going old school tonight. Now I just need a blunt. I never really listened to a lot of hip hop either.
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Mar 24, 2010 11:15:20 PM CDT
South Park is KILLIN' me tonight!!!! HHHHAAAA!!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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I think she'll call me:)
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I may wait up to see that again…
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I really wanna like it but the Bubba Sparxxx type theme song just sets the wrong tone. Ever heard Spiderbait's version of Black Betty? That would be better. Here it is. It kicks your grandfather in his balls. http://tinyurl.com/yagr87l
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just noticed that this version of the video is inter-cut with some shitty Seth Green movie. Please see past the bull shit.
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I don't catch it on the regular like I used to. i still love it though.
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right after a commercial for Disney's 'DRAGONS'...no speaking of the phrase, "How to Train Your.."...
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Go the Aussies. Check out Four on the Floor, Shazam, You're fucking awesome and Buy me a Pony. Actually I think Pony was on Proyas' Garage Days, which was my first real moobie.
If you're after the regular video for Black Betty then http://tinyurl.com/yjm3473
Pretty funny with Kram playing drums at 80kph.
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Mar 25, 2010 1:08:25 AM CDT
This is a serious e-mail my daughter got today…OMFG!!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
hello {retracted}, how r u feeling after this weekend? i have a small headache and am very tired but im fine. i fell asleep as soon as u dropped me off till 8:30 then slept from 12:30 to 11:30. i cant complain i didnt get enough sleep.
idk what it is i want to tell u, i just feel there is something that needs to be said. i have really enjoyed the time ive gotten to spend with u. more 1 on 1 time would be nice tho, perhaps even mostly sober xD. we r always on something when together, not that thats bad. movies r great icebreakers for any friendship. the first "silences" r the most awkward and a movie gives a good amount of time to enjoy each others company without feeling like someone should say something, and then u have the movie to talk about after. i know u already said u would still go, just thought id throw that in. just let me know when your free.
i feel bad about yesterday. i apologize for asking to stay over, i shouldnt have put u in that position. i know u say u just want your space but i think it really is your not comfortable having me over like that. i dont blame u if thats the case and its nothing for u to feel guilty for. if u wanted me over u would invite me and make an exception despite your sleeping habits. my only want was to be close to u, then perhaps opening up to u would be easier. when i woke up last night i realized i have to open up to u before u could want to be closer to me. ive never been good at opening up to anyone about my past. most of it id rather not think about much less discuss with others. trusting someone and them trust u back in return is really the only way to get closer to anyone. so here is a piece of info i will admit to noone... ive been with 1 woman in the last 6 years and we ended up not staying together very long. we werent looking for the same thing and i think she was just looking to get pregnant. i want to go into detail but that would make this too long. ill just say its crazy how some situations end up affecting frame of mind and end up working out.
i told u that because when u mentioned your exbf when we were over at armstrongs, i think u said something like "since yall broke up it seems all youve met is guys that only want to get their dick wet" i know i didnt quote u correctly, but thats the jist of what i remember, srry i wasnt sober xD. i felt that was directed toward me at least a lil. whether it was or not isnt important. it just seemed to me then that u were giving me a clue that your scared of that possibility, there is nothing i can say to convince u that isnt what im after, and i cant say i dont wanna date u as u r absolutely gorgeous. i know your not ready to date and there should never be a hurry to, real relationships take time no matter the kind. i will be gone by the time u r ready to and even if i stayed there is no guarentee u would want to date me. maybe i should leave that out but ehh. i always over think everything, but id rather tell u too much than not enough.
i mentioned the celestian prophecy because there r a few things it said i related with.i read it when i was 19 so was still pretty naive. it talks about energy that everyone has and in every conversation there is an energy exchange. some people r happy having a exchanging energy equally, others r more greedy and find ways to get others to give their energy with sharing as lil as possible of their own. it named 4 control dramas that peeps use to steal energy. i actually cant remember all of em off hand. it also went on about there being no coincidences and ive always wanted to think everything happens for a reason, but idk. the story line of the book sucked but it made some good points on society and people. it is fictional and was only meant to give the majority of the ones who read it a different perspective to look at. i dont think it has anything in it u dont already know. but might have something in it u could relate with. i know many go over board with it, but they arent looking at it from the right point of view. the 10th insight is the second book and i thought it sucked, not worth reading.
im so happy we met, u r very intelligent with a great outlook on life. i know u have your problems we all do. thats a large part of why i dont believe in coincidence; we meet lots of peeps throughout our lives but some quickly stand out, and if we react properly to the opportunity they r the ones that can help us with something. everyone needs help with some aspect of life and it would depend on what the person is actually looking for. idk if this letter is the right reaction after this weekend and i dont know what it is your looking for, im looking for someone i can talk to about anything, and i feel your a person i will be able to do that with. im not sure what u think of me, but i would like to.
im sure there is something im forgetting, or could have worded better.
ive been working on this all day off and on. had to stop a few times to
do stuff and its hard to find my train of thought when i stop. ive always
sucked at writing. engish was my weakest subject in school, and writing
was the hardest part for me. so please dont be to critical of it. sometimes its the corny sounding things that need to be said no matter how obvious they may be. u dont have to respond to this, i just wanted to share some thoughts with u, but i would like to hear from u.
my phone is always on unless i forget to charge it. i use it as an alarm when im on the road. call anytime or u can just msg me on here. i will always be here if u ever need someone to talk to, even if its just venting your frustrations. i hope to hear from u often?????She doesn’t want to hurt him, but, I told her to go ahead…he deserves it…and it will be a learning experience he should have already had…
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Keep an eye out Cheeses. That's some scary stuff.
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Mar 25, 2010 1:16:38 AM CDT
That mother fucker is smitten with my daughter, eh?
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I met him once and he is just as big a self absorbed ass swipe as he seems in his writings…
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That it some frightening stuff, Cheeses.
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Like a Maw Fucka.
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I really thought my Kryptonite Cactus gag would go over better. Oh well. Tequila and Midori? Ugh
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Yeah, he’s a weirdo...but, he had the coolest pipe I have ever seen in my life…separate interchangeable attachments that made the smoke form a vortex as it enters your lungs…Anyway, Teddy, got some good news and bad news…Looks like we ARE coming to Austin in April…just the weekend after Kickass debuts…the 23rd, 24th…Daughter has scheduling conflicts the 16th, 17th….Is that still cool?
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When?
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There's a part three to the story. Do a search for 'Ped'. That oughta do it. Nytol.
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I'm pretty sure I read that a few years ago, that both Die Hard and First Blood were somewhat based on books. And in the end of First Blood, Rambo kills himself.
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I have half a mind to email that reporter about the pedalback...just to get some mean posters goats
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Were based on books
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Mar 25, 2010 7:30:39 AM CDT
...Sixies, tell her about our little love nest, right here...
by flickapoo
...in the heart of darkness?
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...for even the most average Talkbacker's writing skills.
Poetry by comparison. -
Here goes:
DIE HARD - Based on NOTHING LASTS FOREVER by Roderick Thorpe. One in a line of novels featuring Det Joe Leland. Remember a movie starring Frank Sinatra back in the 60s called THE DETECTIVE? THAT was a Joe Leland movie based on a novel. So Frank Sinatra played John McClane in a DIE HARD prequel 20 years previously. Weird...
DIE HARD 2 - Based on novel 58 MINUTES by Walter Wager. In this cop Frank Malone stops terrorists at an airport. Retooled as DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER...
DIE HARD 3 - Began life as a spec action script called SIMON SAYS by Jonathan Hensleigh. Got bought up and retooled as DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE.
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD - This is where it gets murky. I heard it was a generic action script in the vein of SIMON SAYS originally called FIRE SALE, and was a cop and a hacker vs multiple hackers who are taking down the US's infrastructure by crippling the computer networks. Got bought and retooled into a sackless pussified PG-13 LIVE FREE OR SUCK HARD wankfest not really worth the price of admission. Worthy only really of being the precise moment at which we can see Bruce Willis actually selling out and doin' it solely for the money.
And yeah, in FIRST BLOOD Rambo does get killed. I think Trautman does it to stop more bloodshed, but I could be wrong. It's a fucking fantastic book.
Of the above, I'd recommend taking FIRST BLOOD, NOTHING LASTS FOREVER (just as great as the movie but very different - Leland is older, it's not holly he's there to see but his daughter Steffie, etc), and a Die Hard rip off that was absolutely awesome - VERTICAL RUN, by Joseph R. Garber, which is a fantastic, frantic pager-turner of a novel. All worth buying, and all worth a read. -
Cause all these so called mean trolls are trying to make a name for themselves and I thought outta spite it would be funny to say that not all tbers are like that.. Tell her that we have this haven of disagreements but they are always civil and it's been almost a yeah.. Thank .
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Mar 25, 2010 7:52:33 AM CDT
...I was hoping it might turn into a big, fun, foodfight...
by flickapoo
...but it never really metastasized.
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Does he know how to compose for the pan flute?
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Some guy mentioned the PedalBack in a most negative fashion - something about it being a random chat room that just appeared in the middle of the CYRUS talkback, iirc.
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...I couldn't think of anything to really blast him with at the time...and I figured that Pedalback doesn't really need defending. And if I did get in a good shot, he'd probably just follow me here and shit our nice cozy bed...I must be getting old.
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Over Pell Grants for low-income students.
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It's the motion of the ocean that counts!
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Mar 25, 2010 8:18:18 AM CDT
...Subs, I laughed my ass off over your "Cuddle-yummikins"...
by flickapoo
...post and subsequent regret...how well I know the feeling.
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is hilarious...but then the author keeps it going in the actual article.
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Brad Bird is in line to direct MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 4? Don't do it, Brad. Please don't!
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Just lame. Deeply, deeply lame. For the following reasons: 1. Chief among the points against him is the chronic use of "u" instead of "you". This is unmanly behavior that needs to end when adulthood begins. No matter what your age, unless you're txting- and even then, really- if you spell "you" with one letter you need to grow the fuck up.* 2. "if u wanted me over u would invite me and make an exception despite your sleeping habits" = passive aggressive bullshit. AVOID THIS PERSON... but don't fear him. 3. "ive been with 1 woman in the last 6 years and we ended up not staying together very long" = I GOT DUMPED AND NO ONE WILL DATE ME. Still no reason for fear... pity, yes. Fear? Nah. 4. "i will be gone by the time u r ready to and even if i stayed there is no guarentee u would want to date me." = I'M A FREE SPIRIT. NO BITCH IS GONNA HOLD ME DOWN. I'M FREE LIKE A BIRD, BABY, SO GET IT NOW 'CAUSE THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER. yeah... let that offer expire. LOL. That is so pathetic... seriously. Still, though, nothing to fear here... 5. "u dont have to respond to this, i just wanted to share some thoughts with u, but i would like to hear from u" = IF YOU DON'T CALL ME I WILL BE SO FUCKING PISSED OFF AT YOU SO CALL ME. Again, more passive-aggressiveness... this line is the only part that makes me think you should be careful, but this guy is way too impotent to fear. In conclusion... great pipe ≠ a reason to indulge this pathetic soul. Not even if he looks like Tom Welling. *Indicates the sole opinion of the author of this post, and does not intend insult or harm to anyone in this community. You should start typing "you" though, if you're older than 16 and male OR older than 18 and female, if you want to be taken seriously.
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He writes like a 10 year-old girl. Christ, don't knowbodies speak American no more?!?!
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...ASS-LESS CHAPS!!!
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chawin' on sumpin', an spit a lot.
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Because there are two guys in this universe MrsSpud would literally claw THROUGH me to get to. One is that bastard hunk of burning love (and the ONLY choice for a reboot Snake Plissken) Josh Holloway. The other is that sickeningly good-looking Tom Welling.
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Don't make me get all British Empire on you damn uppity Colonials... :D
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Mar 25, 2010 8:30:48 AM CDT
The Pope himself now implicated in the abuse scandal...
by scarywaitress
I would LOVE to see him removed from office.
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He's a 6-year celibate with no fucking game whatsoever. Please keep us updated, this is a new level of pathetic.
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...my DW and I have countless on-screen infidelities...it makes even casual movie watching like foreplay.
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May only mean that if Cheeses' daughter DOESN'T contact him, he's gonna cry. A lot. ~Because he's so in touch with his feminine side.
Could be a passive-aggressive tactic, no? The whole "please don't make me cry" ploy? -
yea or neigh?
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Yew jist c'mon ovah heah an' talk that shee-it agin, Ah'll show yew hows we do it ovah heah. Smack yew raht in the kisser, won't even see whaht hit yew. Shee-it. [spits pie juice in the dust, cracks knuckles...]
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Let's hug it out, Limey.
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It gets REALLY fun when MrsSpud starts getting onto her list of GIRLS she'd fuck in the movies. Awesome stuff. The fight we'd get into over who'd do what to Pink...
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Let's not go throwing tea in the harbour again. Tea is for drinking. Like civilised people!
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of men I should be allowed to be unfaithful with, should the opportunity arise. I didn't realize until it was all out on paper what a whore I am. I actually need to find that list. Oh Archivist? A little help, here?
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Revolution happened today... flat screen TVs? Lawnmowers? iPhones?
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Like Admirable Ackbar says, "It's a TRAP!", and he's right. Doesn't mean you shouldn't do it, but... just know they will crucify anyone who DOES email her. This ain't gonna be a searing insight into the psychology of Talkbacking - it'll be a hatchet job. Still, it'll be fun to see the TB AFTER that article gets published...
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My entire life can be summarized on the record with the following: "No comment, pal."
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Nah, I just think most women want to fuck Pink. It's that aggressive male bvibe she gives off, couple with some very feminine looks and shape. Something for everyone!
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...she has to get us all jobs at DAILY SHOW.
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What worries me when I compose lists of women I'd like to be unfaithful with, is that they all seem to be the blow-up doll types. The intellectual in me wants to think I'd be absorbed in conversations about poetry and politics, about philosophy and religion and art and literature...
But really, I'd bang Megan Fox and Scarlet Johanssen until Little Spud fell off. This just proves the theory that no matter how unmasculine and intellectual we smart-asses come across as, in our pants there's just another caveman trying to get out. -
bitches leave.
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Capitals are your friend.
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ass-less chaps
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MEN I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO THROW MYSELF AT WITHOUT RISKING DIVORCE: Tom Welling
Jim Cavaziel
Ewan MacGregor (as long as he denounces The Unspeakable Trilogy, of course)
Aleksandr Bukharov
Johnny Depp (cliché but true)
Paul Newman (God rest his soul)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Spike, from Cowboy Bebop
pick a Wilson brother No Josh Holloway, but I can see the attraction.
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...is that you get that real stuff satisfied at home, as it should be.
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...respect.
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MrsSpud will definitely concur! She got the Loseph Gordon-Levitt bug after (500) DAYS OF SUMMER (best love story movie in years, imho) and still feels like a pervert because the last movie she was him in was 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU. When he looked about 10...
Paul Newman. Now THERE was a real man! That's one of the guys millions of us secretly aspire to be like...
Depp - There's no escaping it. AND he's talented. I fucking hate him.
And MrsSpud would like whichever Wilson brother you don't pick! Talking of which we saw that amazing X-FILES ep recently with Luke Wilson as a buck-toothed sheriff helping them find vampires in a trailer park. Brilliantly funny stuff - I think it was BAD BLOOD (S4 or S5 iirc). -
Right on the money, as always ;D
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Mar 25, 2010 8:59:27 AM CDT
Alright then- how about a list of hot people you don't want?
by yackbacker
Let's make a list of hot famous folks that the marketing and advertising industries insist we want to bang, but something inside our heads says "No sale."
My list: Rihanna, Blake Lively, Eva Longoria, Audrina Patridge, Katy Perry, Heidi Klum (Germans scare the shit out of me, sorry), Kristen Stewart, Beyonce... just for starters.
However, I would like to get to know the following women better: Tricia Helfer, Diane Kruger, Anna Paquin, Olivia Wilde, and Malin Akerman. -
Only 10? FUCK!
(1) Angelina Jolie. The one and only. Proof that God must be male.
(2) Megan Fox. Jolie v2.0. Hot stuff!
(3) Gillian Anderson. Hot AND smart. Just gorgeous.
(4) Amber Heard. Jury is still out on the acting, but a Texan goddess.
(5) Belinda Carlisle. Circa 1987, in the HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH video. Wow...
(6) ELIZA DUSHKU. The qunitessential rock chick. Eyes you could drown in.
(7) NIGELLA LAWSON. Once you've watched any one of her cookery programmes, you will know why.
(8) RACHEL WEISZ. Beauty and brains, and that indefinable something.
(9) MILA KUNIS. That little spitfire! Just lovely.
(10) SCARLET JOHANNSEN. VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA is the best foreplay you could possibly watch. And MrsSpud now loves Javier Bardem - and not just because he looks like Izzy's ex from GREY'S MELODRAMA, either.
HONOURABLE MENTIONS: Katie Cassidy (Amber Heard with less acting talent), Emily Blunt (posh totty!), CARMEN ELECTRA (obviously), PINK (even more obviously), Elizabeth Banks (a touch of class), Kat Dennings (the new Winona Ryder), Winona Ryder (the old Winona Ryder), Robin Tunney (have a meal!), Tricia Helfer (have two meals!), Emma Stone (teh hotness in ZOMBIELAND)...
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...no matter what the marketers say. Taylor Lautner Robert Pattinson The Jonas Brothers (ew) Colin Farrell Harrison Ford (too many foul movie choices, sorry Harry.) Jude Law Dylan McDermott Russell Crowe Denzel Washington Will Smith Sam Worthington Tatum Channing (LOLOLOLOL) There are more, I can't think of any right now.
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Kristen "Every performance I do is STOOOOOONED" Stewart. God, she's boring.
Blake Lively - Damn straight. Because Leighton Meester is SO much hotter! (Especially in that GOOD GIRLS GO BAD video - she's like Heather graham circa LICENCE TO DRIVE).
MADONNA - If it were sex with Madonna now or chop off Little Spud, then I sure will miss the fella.
Lady Gaga - Madonna v2.0. Trying too hard, Lady!!
Rihanna - WAAAAY too thin.
Anyone involved with THE HILLS, 90210 or MELROSE PLACE - Aren't we talking about people? These aren't people, they're soulless robots sent to spread discord and madness into what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision.
Sarah Michelle Gellar. I don't get it.
Gwyneth Paltrow. I REALLY don't get it.
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Mar 25, 2010 9:19:33 AM CDT
...well, if I don't want them I have a hard time remembering...
by flickapoo
...their names, but off the top of my head I'd include...Rhianna, Eva Longoria, Sharon Stone or Cindy Crawford (both old now, I know, but I never got it...even back in their prime), Megan Fox...basically any of the new crop of skinny starlets that already have the hard, sinewy edges of thirty year old jazzercised, pulled-and-tucked Hollywood creeping in at the age of twenty two.
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Or a fan of VIRTUOSITY. Or of the Next Big Thing, Sam Worthington. I actually like Channing Tatum on screen more than Sam Worthington. Why? Because though I think Sam is (very) marginally the better actor, Channing has that "winking at the camera" quality, letting you know he's not taking the movie so seriously, which is useful when you're the lead in GI JOE. Sam Worthington, however, has that scary Tom Cruise intensity that shows he doesn't seem to have much of a real sense of humour whatsoever. Tatum, you could have a drink with - and I think he's aware of his limitations as an actor. Worthington, seemingly, doesn't...
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Mar 25, 2010 9:22:43 AM CDT
On the plus side, has anyone mentioned Christina Hendricks?
by yackbacker
I'm sorry I omitted her from my "nice" list.
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You do know he's Shatneresque in some ways. As he gets older, prepare to find him less unattractive if my theory about him holds true.
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...good choice!
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Christina Hendricks!! She was SO hot in the two FIREFLY episodes she appeared in - OUR MRS REYNOLDS is one of the best episodes in the series. Not kept up on MAD MEN (though I admire its tenacity in trying NOT to get smoking banned offscreen altogether), though I hear she's awesome in it. TOTALLY my bad for leaving her off that list. Christina Hendricks is HOT!
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...to even attempt...so long, so complicated...
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In my youth (I was 17 in 1989) there was the Holy Trinity of redheads: Belinda Carlisle, Tiffany Darwisch, and Carol Decker (lead singer of T'PAU, did HEART AND SOUL). Not holding up so well now (as aren't we all??), but man! Back in the day, red hair and black denim jackets RULED...
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I want to declare my official turnaround on her. When she started becoming a name, after BOOGIE NIGHTS, I thought she was pretty effin' annoying. But after the whole hype machine quieted down and people moved onto others, Graham started to become more appealing to me. She's no longer on my "No Thanks" list- she's somewhere on my "Yes, Please" now... but nowhere near the top 20 at the moment.
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Too true - my list only scratches the surface. Scary's NOT DO list is longer than her DO list, proving my theoryu again that women are SO much more picky than men :D
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Too true - my list only scratches the surface. Scary's NOT DO list is longer than her DO list, proving my theory again that women are SO much more picky than men :D
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March 24th, 2010 ...Peanut Butter Man (http://tinyurl.com/6cwato), Silly Sally (http://tinyurl.com/yjlfp82) and Young Republican Douchehead (http://tinyurl.com/yj5brmw): Three Real-World examples of comic-book super-villainy ...vanilla is trying to avoid "Lost" spoilers. It's been easier for me to just avoid "Lost." ...Batman interrogates The Joker. (http://tinyurl.com/lc6pc6) ...Stabby really likes AMC's re-make of THE PRISONER. ★★★★☆ ...MrsFlickaPoo logs on to type about Jim Caviezel's dreaminess. ...As Nic Cage resurges, according to Quint, I wonder if maybe Keanu Reeves is a more exciting actor. ...Are Freedom films better than American films? (http://tinyurl.com/yd4f66u) ...I blame Steven Spielberg for Michael Bay. Sixies likes Bay's earlier films, but Colon-El will not let us kick him out of The Pedalback for that. ...Grandpas - Who They Look Like and What They Drink ...Tampa Bay "Hero" Monkey (http://tinyurl.com/yld6umu) ...Teddy dug PUBLIC ENEMIES. 'Lop recommends the other DILLINGER, starring Warren Oates (1973). ...Yack has a boner for Winona which he uses on middle-aged Korean ladies. ...Tea-Baggers threaten violence over Health care reform (http://tinyurl.com/yhw8bf7) and The Idiot Palin incites it, thinking she's cute (http://tinyurl.com/ya4pw5e). Meanwhile, there's a dork in Indianapolis walking around with one of her tee-shirts over his sloppy gut and a loaded gun on his hip, buying Spider-man comic books. ...STL has lowered his expectations for the "Lost" series finale, so that he can enjoy it reasonably. ...Nut-shelling my little contribution to comic book history ...Meanwhile, in a thread dedicated to Talkback nastiness, some knob nicknamed []D[][]V[][]D refers to us as an "unfunny random chatroom." ...R.I.P. Robert Culp ...'Lop recommends Culp's directorial effort HICKEY & BOGGS. ...Ahnold was in movies before he was a Mr. Universe. Now that I know that, I still don't care. ...Altman movies and Batman comics ...Flick can't pick a fight in The Nastyback. ...EssDub provides The Word of The Day: Exclusionary - adj. discouraging or preventing involvement; keeping apart. ...Yack and Flick enjoy PBS' "Alone in The Wilderness," a 4-part documentary-style series about individuals living on their own in extreme conditions, specifically the episode concerning Dick Proenneke, who lived in a cabin in Alaska for 30 years with only a tub of bear grease to wax his hinges. (Sorry, but you can turn anything into a masturbation joke.) ...Zang! ...Yack has written over 30 pages of his novel already. ...Marijuana legalization will be on California ballot in November. (http://tinyurl.com/ygd93po) ...Cheeses loves the new "South Park" episode. ...Mac says Spiderbait's version of "Black Betty" "kicks your grandfather in his balls" and shares a link to a video that's inter-cut with Seth Green movie footage that you should overlook. (http://tinyurl.com/yagr87l) ... -
Mar 25, 2010 9:29:21 AM CDT
...Christina Hendricks would be a finalist on any list, but...
by flickapoo
...the last few pictures I've seen of her...her face looks a little off. I worry I'm seeing the puffy/tight/drawn telltale signs of Hollywood zombie creeping in.
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Mar 25, 2010 9:30:07 AM CDT
And I know she's a younging, but I do not get Tyler Swift at all
by yackbacker
She's not attractive! Sorry!
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She seems like a great girlfriend - she stuck with Adam Ant for years throughout his breakdown in the early 1990s. Has a great sense of humour, comes from a religious background (so Flicka and I could blind her parents with evangelical jargon) but isn't that religious herself (read: she bangs, she bangs!!). Was just spectacularly gorgeous in LICENCE TO DRIVE (if you loved the big hair 80s look, as I did!), and has always been ever since - particularly in AUSTIN POWERS - THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME. Yeah, I loves me some Heather Graham. She's marriage material.
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Taylor Swift = Faith Hill without the years of experience, or, indeed, a soul.
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I still haven't pooped, fyi.
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She just moved several places up the "yes, please" list thanks to you. Marriage material! Genius!
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Shame we can't get Harry to hire you as the guy who Subbarys the TBs daily. You'd be bored out of your mind, though...
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...passing year, my definition of what makes a pretty girl or beautiful woman gets wider and wider.
When I was a kid, and in a position to get into lots of trouble, I had the most narrow and boring definition of hotness imaginable...but now that I need to behave myself I see cuteness/beauty/fuckability everywhere. -
Shit... he should've been FIRST on the SO NOT HOT list.
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Where does he land in ScaryVille?
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I typed "Yack has not pooped on his new seat, yet," but I replaced it with "Zang!"It's true! it's true!
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she was NOAH'S WIFE fer crissakes!
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Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Chrissie Hynde -
Julianne Moore
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Her voice is sex. It's just concentrated, canned and 100% pure sex. That's too much power for one human being to possess. In Ancient Greece, she'd be hailed as some sex goddess. Schoolchildren would have to know her name nowadays. Legendary.
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...makes me feel dizzy.
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before I'd ever touch the virgin to Belinda Carlisle. Belinda Carlisle? Ick.
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just for the morning after berating i would receive.
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I always wanted to do Mary Steenburgen for some reason.
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...the right (or very wrong) circumstances?
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Rita Hayworth. Done. End of story. Retire my penis.
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just to sit next to Audrey Hepburn. I couldn't "do" her. That would be distasteful.
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...but yeah, that's the appeal.
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as with many men. There are a lot of men who fall in the middle- not unhot, but not make-me-hungry-for-manflesh hot. Leo is there, with Hugh Grant and Gerard Butler.
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Any chick with a reality show on E! (Kardashians, et al.)Any chick who has gained notoriety on MTV (Tila Tequila, et al)Any of the pop princesses (Madonna, britney, et al)Sarah Palin
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just shockedid put her in my pocket and keep her nice and warm.
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scared...so scared.
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after she drank me under the table..
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Katie Holmes, just to try to force a little human expression back on her face. Like a charity thing.
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id do hitlers mom before he was born...and then during sex i would pull out everytime!see..im saving lives with my fantasies!
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Talk about your Puffy Scrapple!
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I'm sorry I forgot to mention that sooner. Halle Berry is on my "No, Thanks" list.
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Obvious choice, but nobody's mentioned her.
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So, I don't have to compete with you for Halle?
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I see the Mary Steenburgen thing. I'd have loved to have been Johnny Depp in GILBERT GRAPE just for the scene where he fucks his bosses wife - the Mary!
She has that hot older woman thing going on. It's like a Jane Seymour thing. -
Call me.
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Wow. She'd kick your ass then fuck you to death.
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Having typed it out loud, I'm no longer embarrassed of it.
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She's nearly 50, and getting hotter every year. How does she DO that??
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Salma Hayek or Penelope Cruz
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That's why spring and summer is hell in the UK - the warm weather hits, suddenly it's crop tops, shorts and bikinis everywhere, and you're almost married and MUST behave!
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Smart, hot, funny... half-Jewish!
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Christina Hendricks in the two episodes she did, then Jewel Staite. She needs a great big hug. Then shagging. Lots of shagging...
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...Until I saw her in VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA. As that insane ex-wife of Javier Bardem, she is TEH HOTNESS. Oh yes.
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She's real purty.
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She's GORGEOUS!! The only problem? Russell Brand. She clearly has zero taste in men...
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...on FIREFLY. I tried MAD MEN, but can't get into it.
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with a smart mouth- my kind of gal.
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...I am a dead man. Don't forget me, Talkbackers.
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Attractive but not "sexy" for me.
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Is she that "Gilmore Girls" girl?
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Yes. Gimme some of that, please, and excuse my boorishness.
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...she's a big YES.
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I'd've done Grace Jones.Don't you judge me!Everyone experiments in college!
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Damn if they don't look like sisters.
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"On your knees, bitch, I want satisfaction."
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That's the girl I was trying to remember. She's very much on the top of my "Yes, please" list.
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...I loved Dharma from DHARMA AND GREG...probably the last sitcom I watched. In real life I have an overriding instinct to avoid hassles in life, and Dharma is just my type of bull in my china shop.I hate hassle, but deep down I know I need my boat rocked.
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hubba hubba hubba...--lucy lui
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http://www.activitaly.it/immaginicinema/imago/images/Edwige%20Fenech_jpg.jpg
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On my HELL YES list. He is yummers.
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She can't be THAT neurotic in real life. No woman can.
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This morning is totally fucked now... I am such a slacker. You guys had better be this much fun tomorrow, when I'm actually scheduled to be here. Dammit.
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Keri Russell AND Cheryl Hines.
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Yes.
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If I could be as cool as anyone, it'd have to be Nathan Fillion.
He has the natural cool of Harrison Ford in his prime. You need to reboot INDIANA JONES with a new actor? Nathan Fillion. Need a young Han Solo for the STAR WARS live action TV series? Only Nathan Fillion could do it. A rebooted, stuck-rigidly-to-the-novel BLADE RUNNER? Nathan Fillion.
FIREFLY is the most under-rated SF series of ALL TIME, and Fillion is easily the coolest character. Mal Reynolds is no 2 to Han Solo's no 1 of Who Spud Most Wants To Be, Even Now. -
...and during sex I'd always be flashing back to her MISSION IMPOSSIBLE cracked eyeballs.
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That IS classy. Impressive. Also, makes Megan Fox look like chopped liver.
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...For that matron-that-could-SPANK-you-and-you'd-LIKE-IT vibe. Scarily sexy.
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It made me a Keri Russell believer
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They're ALL hawt. Also, they are all Dr Cox's bitches.
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I've had to Google Katy Perry, Alexis Bledel, Emily Mortimer, Debra Messing and Nathan Fillion.
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So fine...
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Fuck SciFi for canceling it. Fuck them all. And not in a good way. I want to go all warrior_poet on them all, for canceling Firefly. In short: "...[all of them] please go back to letting [their] sneaky uncle[s] fist fuck [them] in the ass while [they] whistle sexual healing, [sic] fuckstick[s]."
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Züber-boobies!
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You're only uncool if you don't fancy ANY of them. Especially Fillion ;P
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Yes.And I didn't even have to Google either one of them.
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The only other cancellation I felt THAT strongly about was a show that wasn't even aired. That was GLOBAL FREQUENCY, which - had it got made - would have made FRINGE its bitch by its sheer awesomeness. The pilot was fucking outstanding.
I am also pissed off at the cancellations of BIRDS OF PREY (out on R1, but where's my R2 release??) and FREAKYLINKS (gimme my fucking FREAKYLINKS DVD box set, you bastards!!).
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SciFi didn't have anything to do with that one.
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I wouldn't do him.
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...and a great personality goes a long way, but Keri Russell is so skinny, and her thin lips leave me cold...to be completely shallow about it.
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You'll be warmed by her strong-willed charm.
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BIRDS OF PREY had to go. it would've FACKED up the Batman universe the way SMALLVILLE FACKS up the Supermaniverse.BIRDS OF PREY was D.O.A.But I'd do the red-head on that show. What was her name?
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yeppers...starship troopers..but she was also on 90210
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When STARSHIP TROOPERS came out, I remember thinking "Denise Richards is so much hotter than Dina Meyer, what the heck is Rico thinking?" but I was wrong as a neocon on Christmas 2002. I would vomit on Denise Richards today- Dina Meyer is sweet sexy goodness. Rico, you chose well.
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the future Mrs. Fatheart would want a crack at her. Oh, and, uh, hello Pebrews.
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I missed that.
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but she got a little too skinny, for her.
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supposedly with The New York Times - but, oddly, she has a gmail address? - wants to get in touch with Talkbackers who are proud of their nasty, juvenile, mean-ness.I think it's a trap.
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Mar 25, 2010 10:55:10 AM CDT
I'm sure the future Mrs. would let me bag Mrs. Obama.
by colonelfatheart
After all, she is the first lady.
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Mar 25, 2010 10:56:35 AM CDT
..."mainly because the...Mrs...would want a crack at her"...
by flickapoo
...huge YES multiplying factor.
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Don't e-mail that reporter. I really do think it's suspicious.If you have already e-mailed her, don't open up any reply you get from her.Yeah, I'm extremely paranoid, but the whole think just smells off. Why would Harry encourage participation in an article that is going to be critical of his site?
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Grand Banhammering.
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No comparison with Denise Richards - Dina is the real deal.
Or was, until she did POINT PLEASANT, then got into those glossy OC type shows. Now she's an orange on a toothpick. Lost WAAAAAY too much weight. WTF is up with this "no shape" bullshit? WE WANT REAL WOMEN!! -
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Kate Beckinsale
Grace Park
Christina Hendricks
Eva Green
Scarlett Johansson
There are more, but I can't think of them just now...
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If a guy uses the letter "r" to replace the word "are," you have the right to cockblock for the benefit of mankind. Those are the genes that must become extinct if we are to evolve.
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http://tinyurl.com/yfmg3t5 Her husband went to a mohle for her, too. Is any woman worth a nip of the tip?
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The bigger-figure girls outnumber the Lindsay Lohan-types by a pretty large margin, these days.
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and gave her all our names..just checked my bank acct---its empty!
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Mar 25, 2010 11:08:03 AM CDT
She might not be a staffer for the NY Times, though.
by colonelfatheart
She has all the markings of a freelancer. She's written for Salon, etc. She's had a brush with PTSD. http://tinyurl.com/yeh8mgn
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If it passes, I'm seriously considering moving out there.
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For all of its supposed hippieness, California is a real Conservative State.
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what do our BAMF!ing options look like?
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laserpants, fett, and asi are there..that would be fun.
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If there's one area the conserva-trons have loosened up it's pot. That's how they burnish their "libertarian" credentials, even while they're denying gay people the right to marry. And gay marriage, for all of its liberal support, still elicits the "ick" factor from wide swaths of Democrats.
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I'm gonna take your BAMF!ing decision-making privileges away if you don't start taking them more seriously, young man!
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...Asi's talking ill-informed shite, as usual. Apparently he hated EVENT HORIZON - which is the only solid PWSA movie ever made...
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http://tinyurl.com/yestqk5
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It's warm and empty, like Angela Lansbury's placenta.
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http://tinyurl.com/y9ae889
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go into buck Back and say that JJ abrams shouldve directed Buck Rogers..i dare yas!
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What little was left of it. I'm pretty sure it was just a bowl of cat food up there.
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All in favor?AYE!All opposed?[crickets]44355, it is.
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Back to the early 80’…I would only need two women…Jane Seymore and Kelly La Brock…
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is this home subs?
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