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FINAL(er) DESTINATION 4(3D?) !!

Published at: March 19, 2010, 10:46 a.m. CST

Merrick here...
At ShoWest, Warner president Alan Horn confirmed the coming of another FINAL DESTINATION film. While the title of the last entry in the series...THE FINAL DESTINATION...kinda/sorta implied the franchise had actually reached its final destination, the movie pulled down north of $180 million globally - thus more death -vs- beautiful young people hilarity quickly became assured. Let us pause for a moment to reflect up the morbid mayhem thus far...
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  • March 19, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Can someone post something about how Hollywood

    by moorE12

    has run out of ideas.

  • March 19, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    Wow

    by SteveStevens

    That's an original comment.

  • March 19, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    the band 311 said it best

    by UglyLittleSpud

    "come original". Do it hollywood. O-R-I-G-I-N-A-L. It can't be that hard can it?

  • March 19, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    They

    by damned-dirty-ape

    Just keep beating that dad horse don't they.

  • March 19, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    I say they make THANKSGIVING by Eli Roth in 3D

    by Mike_D

    do it

  • March 19, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    what a terribly useless story

    by dr_john_zoidberg

  • March 19, 2010, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Thanksgiving

    by UglyLittleSpud

    Yes! please make thanksgiving. I wouldn't even mind seeing Werewolf Women of the SS or Don't!

  • March 19, 2010, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Please.

    by Pawprint

    Make it stop.

  • March 19, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    The FINAL Final Destination (I Swear)

    by EaglesFan81

    They should play the trailer with that song...money, money, money, mooooney, mooooney.

  • March 19, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST

    the band 311 never said anything the best

    by JimmyDread

    Stop listening to shitty music.

  • March 19, 2010, 10:55 a.m. CST

    I Have a Sad Premonition

    by EaglesFan81

    This movie will make boatloads of dough

  • March 19, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Explain the headline of this article to me.

    by NinjaRap

    Because this would clearly be the FIFTH Final Destination film, something that the writer obviously knew since he posted FOUR TRAILERS FOR THE EXISTING ONES. So I want to know why he wrote "Final Destination 4" in the headline.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    OH MY GOD, NO MORE OF THESE MOVIES PLEASE

    by The_Crimson_King

    seriously now? the first one was ok, the second was awful save for that biker chick flashing her boobs and the guy that voices Kratos, the third one was forgettable save for a few decent kills and I never bothered with the fourth, this series seriously needs to end

  • March 19, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    The 4th film should be in 4-D

    by seagrass

    The audience could be splattered with real shit following each death - after all, you void your bowels when you die. It could also serve as an all-too-literal metaphor, since the last two Final Destination films really shit in the viewers' faces.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Wouldn't this be the FIFTH film?

    by IndyCollector

    Idiots.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    They do make Thanksgivings 3-D and it is called Solomon Fucking

    by MC_DLyte

    One thing they should not make in 3-D but do is a hit USA movie Alice in a Pile of Shit 3-D that you can read a review for here http://tinyurl.com/ybx

  • March 19, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Wouldnt this be the 5th movie and not the 4th?

    by ahdvd

    We had final destination, 2, 3 and 'THE' final destination, so this would be 5? Final De5tination? dear god...

  • March 19, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    This is the 5th film, Merrick, yes

    by D.Vader

    As others have pointed out.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    For the love of god....

    by Dragon Man

    Stop making these stupid, vacuous pieces of shit called Final Destination movies. How dense are these young whipperfuckers that they actually pay money at the theatre to watch this drivel?

  • March 19, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST

    How does this franchise keep getting money

    by D o o d

    I mean even the first one was total horse shit but they got money to make another and another. The whole concept is just pure crap and the way these movies are made is crap. I've never seen a more clear example of making a movie just for the sake of Money! No Story, No Ambition, No Point!

  • March 19, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Only if we can kill the actors in real time.

    by V'Shael

    That's when I want a sequel to these turds.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    The first one was awesome sauce.

    by Royston Lodge

    The gore in the second one was even more awesome sauce, and the story of the second one wasn't awful either.<p> I'm just sayin'...

  • March 19, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Hey, was that Green Lantern AND Jimmy Olsen in #2?!

    by Royston Lodge

    That's kinda trippy.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST

    "This Arbour Day, don't go into the woods."

    by Royston Lodge

    The movie practically writes itself.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    "This Earth Day, Mother Nature gets even."

    by Royston Lodge

    Why am I not a Hollywood billionaire? WHY?!?!

  • March 19, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    This Flag Day...

    by Sailor Rip

    ...salute....or die.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Ali Larter was cool before she only played sluts.

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    "This Easter, the Easter Bunny delivers chocolate....... and de

    by Jamie McBain

  • March 19, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Wouldn't It Be 5th and 4th?

    by Crow3711

    Did someone already mention this?

  • March 19, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    "This Fourth of July, Uncle Sam wants you.... dead."

    by Jamie McBain

  • March 19, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    "This Easter, Rabbit Season has a whole new meaning."

    by Royston Lodge

    Don't fuck with the master, son.<p> Heh heh heh...

  • March 19, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    "This Christmas, Santa will deck the halls..."

    by Jamie McBain

    With death. You better be nice.... or else.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    This Labour Day, "stick it" to the man.

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    LEAP YEAR: AN EXTRA DAY OF DEATH

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    "This Canada Day..."

    by Jamie McBain

    Beavers will get their revenge.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    It's the...

    by Steve T

    Finalest destination!

  • March 19, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    "This St. Patrick's Day..."

    by Jamie McBain

    Your luck has just run out.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    SECRETARIES DAY: TYPING, COPYING, AND DEATH.

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    Final Destination 5....

    by Jamie McBain

    The even more final destination. And this time, we kind of sort of mean it.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    CINQO DE MAYO: DEATH EATS A CHIMICHANGA

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    I'm looking forward to Wall Street 2 in 3D

    by JacksParasites

  • March 19, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    THIS MARDI GRAS, SHOW ME YOUR TITS...OR DIE!

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    It would be like if Europe's follow up song...

    by Jamie McBain

    to The Final Countdown, was called The Not So Final Countdown.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    No..... why not Platoon 2?

    by Jamie McBain

    In 3-D, instead?

  • March 19, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Final Destination, unless you connect through Denver...

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Didn't they use the song....

    by Jamie McBain

    Rocky Mountain High, in the first two films? Ironically, the first one was about a plane crash, and John Denver, died in a plane crash.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    This Boxing Day...

    by johnlink

    Cube in 3-D.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    i know....

    by Bouncy X

    THE F.D !!!!!!! The first time we warned you not to fly, the second time we warned you not to drive, the third time we warned you not to ride a roller coaster, the fourth time we warned you to not be a redneck and now.......we warn you to just not breathe because Death will take your breath away.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    The last one they did...

    by GeneralJackCosmo

    ...was literally the worst studio film I have ever seen in my life. It made VAN HELSING look like CITIZEN KANE.

  • March 19, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Jamie McBain

    by The_Crimson_King

    that was the point

  • March 19, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    or or...

    by Bouncy X

    The Pre-Final Destination...it can be a prequel about Devon Sawa's first encounter with Death that he forgot about because the twist...the movie ends with him getting amnesia by a falling brick....its both sorta ironic and a forshadowign to his death.

  • March 19, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    I know...

    by Jamie McBain

    that was the interesting/amusing part about it.

  • March 19, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    cool news?

    by chewyou812

  • March 19, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    This one should be about a train wreck.

    by Royston Lodge

    On the one hand, this movie will be a train wreck, so why not centre the plot around a train wreck?<p> On the other hand, I don't think a really gory train wreck has even been shown on the big screen. There are movies which include train wrecks (like Unbreakable or The Fugitive), but I don't think a train wreck has been filmed in all it's glorious blood and horror.

  • March 19, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Final doesn't mean Final. Final Fantasy taught us that

    by turketron_2

  • March 19, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Bouncy X: You could call it "Pre-Boarding Call"...

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    FINALLY!! THE DESTINATION

    by DonLogan

    THE VERY FINAL DESTINATION

  • March 19, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Destinacion Finale

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 12:13 p.m. CST

    The first one was only "ok"..

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    The second one is my favorite of the franchise. Interesting characters, good performances and very imaginative and SUSPENSEFUL deaths.</p><p>The third one simply sucked green, infected donkey dick. It was a puss-oozing chancre of a film. Total garbage.</p><p>I like the 4th one. Not as good characters or suspense, and the deaths were a bit cheesy, but it was good fun, especially in 3D.</p><p>I'm totally down for another one and I hope they keep 3D a part of the recipe.

  • March 19, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    It Will be a Remake, and they will retitle it

    by SamBlackChvrch21

    To "The Last Stop"

  • March 19, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Vinyl Destination

    by cookylamoo

    The Death of the Record Industry.

  • March 19, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Why bother with a plot?

    by cookylamoo

    Let's just see people dying in Rube Goldberg ways.

  • March 19, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Revenge_of_Fett

    by Tallyrand

    Word up on the fun factor. FD 3-D made me and my friend laugh SO hard. I think there's a little code in our DNA that wants to see douchey teenagers die horrific, painful deaths. I did feel sorry for the mechanic who was shoved thru the fence, but he wasn't a said D-Bag teen.

  • March 19, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    I wonder if...

    by Soundblaster

    ...one of the characters is mistakenly eaten after attempting to jump over a confined shark on water skis?

  • March 19, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Re: Final doesn't mean Final. Final Fantasy taught us that

    by Jamie McBain

    So did Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter and Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare.

  • March 19, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    I want a FINAL DESTINATION 4D ride at Universal Studios

    by ricarleite2

    Make it happen.

  • March 19, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    THE FINAL DESTINATION (For that group of losers)

    by cookylamoo

    But there's a whole lotta stupid teenagers out there.

  • March 19, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    The BBQ blow up was fun, as was...

    by Royston Lodge

    ...when the fence sliced the guy into three or four pieces.<p> Mwahahahaha!!!

  • March 19, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    How can the fifth film...

    by Mister_Eko

    ...be Final Destination 4? Someone hasn't quite learned to count.

  • March 19, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    maybe it's a reboot of the first one

    by RobertBaron

    anyway... FD2 is fucking incredible

  • March 19, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    From Batman-on-film.com

    by AzulTool

    This is just speculation from a great site. I don't think B3-3D is reality. That doesn't seem like Nolan's bag. BATMAN 3 To Be Released In 3D? Posted by Jett @ 6:40 AM on Friday, March 19, 2010 Warner Bros.' Alan Horn spoke at ShoWest this week and announced that the studio's tentpole movies, superhero films, and big special effects releases, will be released in 3D. As a result, I'm going to presume that includes the upcoming BATMAN 3. I wonder if Chris Nolan is on board? (SOURCE: SLASHFILM.COM)

  • March 19, 2010, 1:54 p.m. CST

    Smell-o-vision

    by Colt19801980

    So we can smell all the hot snatches of the female leads.

  • March 19, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Inception in 3D might cause deep psychosocial trauma.

    by Royston Lodge

    Waves of moviegoers leave the theatre in an unexplained, confused, unfocused, sociopathic rage.<p> "SO CONFUSED! MUST KILL!!!"

  • March 19, 2010, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Do we really need another one?

    by BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER

    Who goes to see this shit anyway? Vapid.

  • March 19, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    It's about the journey, not the destination

    by jabbayoda

  • March 19, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    They filmed the last one near my home town

    by liljuniorbrown

    And the mouth breathing tards were out in full force to try in get a cameo. They showed of few of the loosers on the local news ,one was holding copies of the first three on Dvd, not sure why he thought that would help cement his role as "crowd member in red hat" but what ever.Fucking worthless.

  • March 19, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    JOHN DENVER IS DEAD!?!?!?!?!?!

    by I_Sharted

    FUCK!!!

  • March 19, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    The final destination for this series is straight to DVD

    by SlimButNotreally

    zing.

  • March 19, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    This summer, coming to a theatre near you

    by BruceLeeRoy

    Hollywood has nothing original, from the directors who brought you countless sequels/remakes comes another first.... They will blow you away with boredom and take your cash, while watching you wither and die. "The Sequel XVIII" Coming May 21st 20th Century Fox productions

  • March 19, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Seriously though

    by BruceLeeRoy

    This series is about as hideous as the Final Fantasy games. Fucking false advertising,cash raking,rehashing,recasting,assholes. What no Gigli sequel?

  • March 19, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    This Destination just got a little more Finaler

    by Rhinosaur

  • March 19, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    No love for the tanning booth roast in 3?

    by cookylamoo

    Try watching the alternate version on U-Tube. It's even better. Also the Subway crash at the end of three was great.

  • March 19, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    FD2 rocks out with its cock out!

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Seriously, you can't put that movie down. The first one was fairly solid at the time that it came out. The second one is full force blast of awesome. The third one has not a single interesting moment for its entire running time. The fourth one...well, you the see the fourth one was...nope it sucks. Although the white supremacist death scene while "Why Can't We Be Friends" was playing on his stereo was pretty funny.

  • March 19, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    BruceLeeRoy,

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    Although I mostly agree with you, the only series with that many sequels is Bond, and I've never heard anyone complain about that.</p><p>Just sayin'

  • March 19, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    There's one of those movies, not the first...

    by ricarleite2

    ... which I came up seeing at the TV, and there were these two girls burning alive at those tanning machines. Pretty ridiculous. But there was this almost "Lawrence of Arabia matchstick-sun" cut from the two tanning cabinets seeing from above, and both their coffins, side by side. I couldn't stop laughing at that. I did not see any more of it, but I still wonder if they really wanted a comic effect with this bizarre transiction, or if it was done to accentuate the morbidity of the situation.

  • March 19, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Also, the fact it's NEVER the final destination

    by ricarleite2

    doesnt make this movie series a variation of the Zeno's paradox?

  • March 19, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    The only way for this franchise to end...

    by Triple_J_72

    ...is to make the final film have all the creators and producers dying. <p> But then again, it'll probably end with a cliffhanger of a younger, hipper group of producers considering to reboot it.

  • March 19, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

    by Jeditemple

    Yeah, right.

  • March 19, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    John Denver is the smoke monster.

    by Royston Lodge

    It's true.

  • March 19, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Put the executives through Final Destination

    by Squashua

    Please.

  • March 19, 2010, 4 p.m. CST

    Bring back Tony Todd and we'll talk

    by palimpsest

    In fairness, the first three films were disposable fun (the last one was shite on a stick). In summary, the FAST/FURIOUS of horror franchises.

  • March 19, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    This Columbus Day, the new world discovers horror!

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN: The Movie

    by PinkFloyd7

    Now that would be awesome, but not the latest one. It should be based on the Apple IIe game where you have to plant a bomb next to Hitler's bunker while he keeps shouting "Heil!"

  • March 19, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    The series should end with Devon Sawa

    by NoodlesHahn

    having a premonition of the entire franchise and when we see him come to his senses we find him in a meeting with his agent talking about Final Destination and he says, "no."<p>Also, there should be a scene involving a support group for parents who have lost their teenage children to bizarre "accidental" deaths.<p>And then the parents die.

  • March 19, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Should've ended with second film

    by Seth Gecko

    First two films were awesome and actually scary in parts. The other two are just rubbish. An exercise in cut and paste film making. I believe the screenwriters actually just think a whole heap of death scenes and then fit the dialouge to the plot. What is astounding is the spec script for the original for this was rejected by Chris Carter as an X-Files episode. Says a lot.

  • March 19, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST

    3D = CGI Blood = No Thanks...

    by Mr. Profit

    The gore effects in the last one were weak. Even 3 had some interesting deaths. But 4 was weak. The flying tire decapitation was the closest thing to being good. Because they sold the fuck out with that cutaway pool drain death. I think the CGI deaths in 4 took away from the movie. In 2 when the glass pane crushes the kid and he explodes and it looks like ground beef was some crazy shit. But it's not like they are even trying anymore. A rock through the eye? Come on. If they are making 5, they need to have a strong opening disaster. Elaborate deaths that shock. And finally a satisfying finale. One more thing, 77 minutes for a movie is bullshit, especially if you are charging 14 bucks a ticket for 3D...

  • March 19, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Coulda been a decent x-files ep, akshully...

    by Royston Lodge

  • March 19, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    My friend was in the last one

    by Colt19801980

    she played one of the leads who gets killed (haley webb)...we've never fucked unfortunately.

  • March 19, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    But have you fucked fortunately?

    by Royston Lodge

    Wakka wakka!

  • March 19, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Plus, in 1&2 you kinda actually care about the characters.

    by Royston Lodge

    Sawa, the teacher, the cop in #2, Larter. They were all likeable and you didn't really ENJOY it when they died. A good horror flick can't be ALL about the shadenfreude of watching douches die.

  • March 19, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    The sad thing about this...

    by fassbinder79

    ...Is the 4th film was truly one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen. And I had high hopes since 2 was such a great guilty pleasure. If the studio were smart they'd hire Brian DePalma for this. If the rumors were true that he had been considered for PA2 then I think it wouldn't be much of a stretch for him to direct this. The beauty of DePalma in my opinion is he knows how direct setpieces!

  • March 19, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    DePalma doing Final Destination....

    by Bouncy X

    the whole opening accident would be one continuous shot. :P

  • March 19, 2010, 9:50 p.m. CST

    REVENGE_of_FETT

    by BruceLeeRoy

    Bond is fine with me, what I was trying to translate is FINAL destination/FINAL fantasy get it? WHAT THE FUCK is final about a movie/game where there is a never ending number of sequels?? I for one welcome-NO BULLSHITTING, THIS IS IT, THE LAST DESTINATION. Or reword the title, it invokes thoughts of no more sequels. And I get the wordplay on the title, it's just fucking retarded.

  • March 19, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    RE:Great! -HercsShowerRadio

    by BruceLeeRoy

    Just don't let Ron Jeremy get near a 3D camera! The last thing my retinas need to see is a 30ft wang pointing towards the audience.

  • March 19, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Isn't this part 5?

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

  • March 20, 2010, 12:15 a.m. CST

    by JohnIan

    I look forward to this. I'm a fan of the series. But I'll be honest the last one was the weakest of the lot. What I hope is that number five will be more like the ride that was #2. I like that idea, the next film about a train wreck. And YES, Royston Lodge, better characters. The last one felt kinda generic.

  • March 20, 2010, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Why the 3-D complaints?

    by Adelai Niska

    Final Destination 3 and 4 were both 3D, and the third one was 3D back before this trend really hit. 3D-ing the next one isn't bandwagon jumping, it's consistency. Hopefully they do a better job than the last one.

  • March 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    The great contribution of the FD Films

    by cookylamoo

    Is bringing CGI technology into the Gore film genre. Before FD, we had to content ourselves with blood packs, prop machetes, and exploding dummies. Someday the CGI will even be good CGI.

  • March 20, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Final Destination 5: Beyond the Final Destination

    by redkamel

  • March 20, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Final Destination 5: This Mortal Coil is Unkind

    by redkamel

  • March 20, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Final Destination 5: Stories of Death

    by redkamel

    ...and if it had 5 stories it would tie in with the title! (BARF)

  • March 20, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    The Finalist of all Destinations

    by damhersh

    Maybe in this one at the end of the movie the world will come to an end...when will the madness stop!

  • March 20, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    FD 5: TIME TO FINALLY KICK DEATH'S ASS

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • March 22, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Maybe it should be in 4D!

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    Anyway... never even bothered to see the last one. Did that floppy car wash brush actually grind that chick's face off like it looked like it was going to do in the trailer? I was expecting maybe the brush would only sting a little, she'd come out of the car wash relatively unscathed... then a piano being transported in a C140 for some relocating General would accidentally fall out of the back hatch after it opened due to a bad circuit on the plane and land on the chick's head, crushing her and her car to street pizza. Of course, if I was directing these things, they'd be total slapstick comedies.

  • March 22, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Must have a scene where:

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    A kid gets trapped in an old refrigerator. Old fridge gets loaded on junk dealer's truck and driven to Army base in desert. Fridge gets sold to Army Colonel, then loaded on Army truck and taken to fake town out in desert and placed in fake house. Seems the Army is doing a taste on new range of underground nuclear devices and how they'd affect populated areas above. Suddenly, an earthquake! Fridge falls into crevice and rolls down, down, only to wind up in smae chamber as nuclear device, which is counting down to zero! BOOM! Fridge flies out of underground chamber, rocketing in the stratosphere. 40 minutes later at end of film, the survivors gather to celebrate escaping Death. We hear offscreen a faint, but growing louder "eeeeeeEEEE" sound. Nuked fridge lands on survivors, smashing them to CGI hamburger, fridge door opens and flash-fried corpse falls out. Burnt corpse and kidburger spell out "The End" on pavement.

  • March 22, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Sorry...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...meant "Army is doing a test"!