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‘Kenny, It's Time For Dinner!!’ Wednesday Begins A 14th Season And New Decade Of SOUTH PARK!!

Published at:  Mar 17, 2010 9:12:17 PM CDT







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I love that Letterman brought his blue index cards along.

Comedy Central says of the 14th season premiere, titled “Sexual Healing”:

The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.




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  • Mar 17, 2010 1:05:49 AM CDT

    Gotta be day of the year!

    by onezeroone

    Lost - Check.
    God of War III - Check
    South Park - Check.

    What else could I ask for?

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  • Mar 17, 2010 1:08:31 AM CDT

    Sweet

    by tallyrand

    They still make South Park?

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  • Mar 17, 2010 1:28:54 AM CDT

    Compare America to France...

    by v'shael

    In America, an affair can ruin a politician's life. In France, people are concerned that Sarkozy might NOT be having an affair.

    One up to the French, IMO.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 1:52:51 AM CDT

    Season finale in what, three weeks?

    by booster gold lives

    I enjoy South Park, but I wish they didn't subscribe to the British way of having a six-episode "season."

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  • Mar 17, 2010 2:04:52 AM CDT

    Tweleve episode seasons...

    by ronald raygun

    Six in the spring, six in the fall.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 2:31:12 AM CDT

    actually 14-episode seasons

    by hercules

    seven now, seven more in the fall.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 2:42:21 AM CDT

    ...Actually eight now, eight later...

    by yourstepdaddy

  • Mar 17, 2010 3:02:22 AM CDT

    The card's color is right, but the hair is off.

    by shermdawg

  • Mar 17, 2010 4:00:51 AM CDT

    Too bad he can't imitate Letterman's voice...

    by master bruce

    to save Kenny's life.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 6:20:12 AM CDT

    I miss Chef

    by br1947

    this is definitely an ep that needs Chef

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  • Mar 17, 2010 7:14:04 AM CDT

    Can't see them going hard after Tiger especially about the sex a

    by hollywoodhellraiser

    I mean what straight guy(s) would find something wrong about banging many women and lying about it when caught? You don't have to be rich or marry to do either!

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  • Mar 17, 2010 7:45:31 AM CDT

    I believe Matt Stine has said

    by hst666

    The apology was particularly galling. I don't see them going after Tiger for screwing around per se, just the way he handled it, and they will probably comment on the women coming out of the woodwork as well.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 9:47:34 AM CDT

    And the French don't bathe and are weak

    by juemad

    So America is back up over France.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 9:50:53 AM CDT

    HollywoodHellraiser...

    by juemad

    Most married men don't think it's cool to cheat on your family with pornstars. I suspect in reality it's not cool with single men, either. Just a simple question, is it okay for married men to sleep around, yes or no?

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  • Mar 17, 2010 10:35:03 AM CDT

    Jewmad - YES

    by peanutbutterslut

  • Mar 17, 2010 11:14:04 AM CDT

    ...Marriage is stupid

    by yourstepdaddy

    ...And millionaires are even stupider for givin their hardearned money away just cuz they got a document sayin youre gonna take care of a no talent nobody...

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  • Mar 17, 2010 12:09:35 PM CDT

    Juemad: if the pornstar is not a surgery project

    by mgthedj

    If she's all natural, hell yes. Also, in the USA the pornstars work at the brothels in Nevada.As Brett Michaels has said over the past few weeks, if Tiger said he was now a Rock Star, the media would not have cared.------later-----m

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  • Mar 17, 2010 12:41:10 PM CDT

    Subtle as Flying Mallet Yet Again

    by aquatarkusman

    (cash register rings)

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  • Mar 17, 2010 1:59:37 PM CDT

    Jeumad

    by frozen01

    But they get guaranteed six-week vacations. And they don't guilt-trip each other for having a cigarette (especially if it's after sex). Oh, and then there's the sex itself. And America is taking care of the terrorists for them, if some politician are to be believed. I'd skip a few baths for all that, personally.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 2:28:25 PM CDT

    THE DECADE HAS NOT ENDED YET

    by mynamesdan

    no matter how much you insist that it has- it hasn't and that's completely final.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 2:50:29 PM CDT

    THE DECADE HAS ENDED. DEAL WITH IT.

    by spyguy

    Now it's final.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 5:10:50 PM CDT

    wow seriously?!?

    by aka_gern_blanston

    people still have sand in their vaginas over the "new decade" thing. just because there was no year 0 doesn't mean that we still have a year to go til the new decade. They didn't call it "year 0", but before there was year 1 there were months 1-12 dimwit. As in this new decade we're in, we're currently in month 3 of it. But it IS the new decade. It's kind of like how they really didn't call it World War I until there was a World War II. They didn't need to, it was just "the Great War". There is no "that's completely final" as long as nimrods try to say we're still in the previous decade.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 5:12:26 PM CDT

    I mean, we didn't celebrate

    by aka_gern_blanston

    the new milenium in 2001 did we?

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  • Mar 17, 2010 5:26:07 PM CDT

    God I love South Park

    by feralangel

    I watched "The Case of the Urinal Duke" ep, the one with the Hardly Boys, the other day and the thing still gives me fits. SP yields the only reruns worth watching. It makes the price of cable almost worth it, though not by much.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 5:52:14 PM CDT

    New Decade?

    by nudeandaroused

    No, I am not going to say it. I am going to say, my kid has really got me interested n South Park. Hilarious stuff!!!! Cannot wait for tonite!

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  • Mar 17, 2010 6:32:16 PM CDT

    and 1990 wasn't the last year of the 80s..etc.

    by griefo

    Yay!!! New South Park!

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  • Mar 17, 2010 6:38:04 PM CDT

    the decade argument is idiotic

    by badmrwonka

    yes, if you were to somehow count decades from the first year in modern recorded history, they would start on a "1" year. but that's irrelevant. COMPLETELY irrelevant. because we don't talk about ordinal decades. we don't say, "this is the first show of the 205th decade" or whatever. we say the 60's, or the 90's. it's an arbitrary thing, so just DROP THE ARGUMENT.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 9:20:46 PM CDT

    Anybody out there?

    by l.h.puttgrass

    Anybody?...

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  • Mar 17, 2010 9:21:54 PM CDT

    Um, the show is on.

    by l.h.puttgrass

  • Mar 17, 2010 9:33:57 PM CDT

    Alien wizards

    by the winged doucheman

  • Mar 17, 2010 9:36:19 PM CDT

    Alien wizards.

    by l.h.puttgrass

    I hate them.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 17, 2010 9:44:20 PM CDT

    The Chimps

    by doc_hudson

    Stole the show.....

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  • Mar 17, 2010 9:50:06 PM CDT

    Laughed my ass off!!!

    by lonniebeale

    Great show!!!

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  • Mar 17, 2010 9:59:18 PM CDT

    Enjoyed the show

    by t-race

    But Ugly Americans? I sense a cancellation in the near future.

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  • Mar 17, 2010 10:02:15 PM CDT

    ...Very good shit

    by yourstepdaddy

  • Mar 18, 2010 12:27:41 AM CDT

    Letterman did NOT claim sex addiction

    by zacdilone

    I get what South Park is going after here, but let's make fun of the right people. Letterman simply said, "Yep, I fucked 'em." He said he was sorry, and that was it. He didn't play the "pity me, I'm a sex addict" card.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 1:14:36 AM CDT

    Arguing over decades is like crack for OCD headcases...

    by burnhollywood

    Next to playing hopscotch with ordinary sidewalk cracks, it's the ultimate "high"...

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  • Mar 18, 2010 1:22:54 AM CDT

    Every fucking SOUTH PARK is the same plot...

    by burnhollywood

    1. The kids do something
    2. The parents disapprove of what the kids are doing
    3. Scientists/activists are brought in to provide a solution
    4. The kids resolve the problem themselves while the stupid adults pursue progressively dumber solutions
    5. (Here's the best part) The show actually tries to derive a conclusion from the blatant straw man created in step #3, usually in the form of Stan addressing a huge crowd of adults engaged in the idiotic activities from #4.
    Rinse and repeat a dozen times, and there's your season for you...

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  • Mar 18, 2010 3:50:15 AM CDT

    @BurnHollywood. Not quite, for this episode.

    by v'shael

    Step 2 was missing. Step 4 was slightly different.
    Other than that, yeah, you're pretty much correct.

    It was still funny as hell though.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 5:10:51 AM CDT

    Great Show!

    by dancon7

    XBOX Golf would be 1000% better if there was wife retribution.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 6:03:51 AM CDT

    Burnhollywood. three words.

    by champvinyl

  • Mar 18, 2010 6:04:18 AM CDT

    Whale. On. Moon.

    by champvinyl

  • Mar 18, 2010 6:16:04 AM CDT

    Season finale tomorrow....LOL!

    by sns

    These guys just don't like doing this anymore....

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  • Mar 18, 2010 8:02:38 AM CDT

    Ugly Americans..

    by rodvegas78

    take that show off and put more Tosh.0 on!

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  • Mar 18, 2010 8:17:21 AM CDT

    BurnHollywood, five words...

    by spyguy

    Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili

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  • Mar 18, 2010 8:19:53 AM CDT

    Too bad the Jesse James stuff came out too late

    by orange84

    Those guys must be kicking themselves.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 8:41:27 AM CDT

    "Are there berries?"

    by billyeveryteen

    Butters, I love you.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 8:48:01 AM CDT

    Lame

    by dangerdave

    and has been for years.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 9:48:10 AM CDT

    WE HAVE A TURD IN THE PUNCHBOWL

    by turketron_2

    Great episode though i missed parts of it while dealing with taco bell intestinal distress.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 9:51:19 AM CDT

    Creators just don't have their heart in it anymore

    by pornking

    Matt and Trey do the broad strokes, like the setup w/Tiger and "sex addiction," but this one was missing the flourishes that make the episodes great. It just felt like they were going through the motions, and you get maybe a chuckle or two and if you're lucky 1 or 2 laughs.

    It's weird because they had a lot of time to work on this episode and a ton of material to play with, but it felt like they just didn't have their heart in it.

    The monkey scene was the only real laugh I got, but damn that was great.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 11:31:42 AM CDT

    ...If their hearts are not into it

    by yourstepdaddy

    ...Then thats freakin magnificent cuz even wit no heart, they turned out a great ep... Butters, the sex addiction test, the Batman costume, alien wizards, etc...

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  • Mar 18, 2010 1:32:52 PM CDT

    BurnHollywood, three words:

    by i_am_the_ultimate_product

    Woodland Critter Christmas

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  • Mar 18, 2010 1:54:54 PM CDT

    "before there was year 1 there were months 1-12 dimwit"

    by scratchmonkey

    ...and those 12 months made up the first year of the decade, just as the first 12 months of a baby's life make up little parts of its first year of life.


    Reaching '1' isn't the *start* of the first year, it's the *culmination* of the first year.


    The first decade went from the start of Year 1 to the end of Year 10, just like any decimal system. Follow that through, and every decade ends at the *end* of the year XX10.


    Some people around here appear to count in tens from 0-09, 10-19, 20-29, etc.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 3:10:13 PM CDT

    scratchmonkey

    by jamf

    "Some people around here appear to count in tens from 0-09, 10-19, 20-29, etc."

    yeah we do, because thats exactly who its supposed to be done. just like centuries end in 99, so 2000 is the start of a new century as all years now begin with 20-

    is it really so hard for you guys?

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  • Mar 18, 2010 3:24:21 PM CDT

    Now, now, have pity on the decade nerds

    by sonny_williams

    They have to do SOMETHING with all of the free time they have from not getting laid.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 4:40:25 PM CDT

    God this show is just awful

    by series7

    It makes me look forward to watching the Ceveland show to at least see a cartoon show that is trying, yes its failing but at least it tries.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 6:30:31 PM CDT

    awesome

    by iwasinjuniorhighdickhead

    O.
    I loved it, they hit the ground running on this season.

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  • Mar 18, 2010 8:24:49 PM CDT

    The Chimps killed me

    by drewlicious

    Not only because its completely true but also because the sight of a chimp in curlers is just funny to me. Loved the Swedish accent, too.

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  • Mar 19, 2010 1:11:50 AM CDT

    BurnHollywood - you got the steps wrong

    by aka_gern_blanston

    It's actually:
    Step 1 - Collect underpants.
    Step 2 - ???
    Step 3 - PROFIT!!!

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  • Mar 19, 2010 2:00:22 AM CDT

    Disappointing

    by jsarnold513

    Not the best SP ep ever. I wasn't too excited when I heard it was another "topical" ep about a celebrity scandal, but the first act was actually really funny. I didn't care for the last 2/3, though. At least it revolved around someone besides Cartman. SP has been really spotty for a few years now. I hope the next ones are better.

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  • Mar 19, 2010 4:53:10 AM CDT

    SP HD

    by tallyrand

  • Mar 19, 2010 4:53:45 AM CDT

    More people

    by tallyrand

    Less content. Just sayin.

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  • Mar 19, 2010 4:55:18 AM CDT

    Oh, and

    by tallyrand

    why did David Duchovney look like Nick Cage? Just sayin.

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