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A Poster And A Trailer For THE SQUARE...
Merrick here...
...with a look at the teaser trailer and one sheet for THE SQUARE. This one's about "a secret affair", "a ruthless betrayal", and "a brutal revenge".
Here's the trailer...
THE SQUARE Official Trailer from The Square on Vimeo.
...and here's an EMBIGGENABLE poster with a quote from some guy.

My woman's gonna be all over this one. If I show her this trailer, I'll never hear the end of it until she's seen this film at least twice. She's all about movies and TV shows involving secrets and betrayals and whatnot - which means I should watch my back, I suppose.
No word yet on the film's release (beyond its April 9 opening in New York and LA) - hopefully we'll soon have news on when this'll hit screens widely. Until then, the movie's website can be found HERE.
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THE SQUARE Official Trailer from The Square on Vimeo.

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looks just ok...oh and first?
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Body Heat blows.
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Looks fucking great! I just sprayed semen all over your wife.
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It's very good, and well worth watching but not the best movie of the year...mind you....I may just go back and watch it again to decide
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meaningless quote on a meaningless poster to a meaningless movie ... success!!
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I refuse watch any more trailers/teasers until the one for Scott Pilgrim is released. good day.
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That's a bold statement my friend.
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then no one else thinks much of it.
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like that Wolfman poster from a few months ago?
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Just killed this movie
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still can't take a blurb seriously if it's written by Harry.
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worth a watch
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http://www.residentevilgenius.com/2010/03/hachi-six-sense-of-dog-movies.html
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Seriously, why is this still being advertised?
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Mar 15, 2010 3:44:56 PM CDT
Scott Pilgrim will fail......Sly`s "Team" will own......
by thedannerdaliel
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...jeez one of my all time favorite movies. Such a great script, direction, performances, the music and locations. There are so many great lines from that flick. I can only hope Harry is not blowing smoke. And if you think it blows, I can only think that you're a little younger and you've seen so many flicks that have ripped it off, you think it's cliched.
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Mar 15, 2010 3:54:15 PM CDT
Comparing this to a Coen Bros. movie? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
by kingninereturns
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHA
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And would tell the buggah's wife, "ehy, mayte, me saw ya' hubby kissin' th' blondie! Byest mayke laike 'Get Ca'ta' an' bugger the byastahd Frank Cyastle style too.
And why can't Australia update their automobiles? Crickey, they make Cuba look like Coruscant. -
Mar 15, 2010 3:58:52 PM CDT
Looks like he's trying to keep from shitting his pants
by vulcan_csc_rep
Where's a Denny's restaurant when you need one?
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I'll give this a chance for sure. And if it's as good as the shorts I've seen, it'll be great. Do not underestimate their abilities. This genuinely could end up being a classic.
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the United States? Looks worth a look.
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"The best drama since the lovely, Lovely Bones."
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Mar 15, 2010 4:32:07 PM CDT
i saw 'Pauly Shore is Dead' bc AICN had a quote on the poster...
by mrgreentheplant
learn from my mistakes kids
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Or Gleaming the Square.. wait. Cube?
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If it were, it would have been "THAT SAID -- This is the best film noir since Body Heat."
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...that came up with this one?
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...a prequel of Cube...
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Let's see James Cameron pull that one off.
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Body Heat, that is. If you know what I'm talking about, then you probably kick ass... :)
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Movie ads always hit with the lame-o stuff they can get in advance. Once the real reviews are out, they can quote major critics and publications. Unless it's one of the real turd movies, and then they still have blurbs from Harry and the Southern North Dakota Times three weeks out...
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Oh, man, jokes jokes. Your good mate. Sly will own Scott Pilgrim? hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha -
great direction, acting, production design - loved it. Came out in oz ages ago, wish i caught it at the cinema. Probably more akin to suburban mayhem or lantana than the coen bros. efforts but definitely worth the "one of the best of the year" quote
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that font just screams "square-ness".
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Mar 15, 2010 6:32:29 PM CDT
So what, any "crime" movie counts as film noir nowadays?
by slimbutnotreally
Man, the term "film noir" sure does get thrown around a lot. It's like people like to say that just to sound smart. Besides, this doesn't really look like the definition of film noir to me. Regardless, I'll just start watching 90 minutes into the movie since the trailer gave away most of the movie.
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same script, same shots, same everything, everyone would be shitting on it for being just another run of the mill crime movie. But because its Australian it gets the pretention value of being a foreign film and a whole swathe of people who are so jaded that they can't remember why they even like movies in the first place cling to it as being this new amazing thing when really its just the same old story with different accents. Still a decent movie, if its on tv its worth a watch but no one should go out of their way to see it in cinemas.
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let's be completely honest, Harry is nothing but a frothing hyperbole
pusher. Anyone who reads quotes from websites on a poster or disc cover knows full well a film is just a little bit desperate for some positive publicity. -
I saw it at the BAM Film Festival and thought it had a limited release in November '09. Oh well. I thought it was a good film, but fell short of greatness for me. There are tons of loose ends and silly irony in it. Great lead performance though.
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I can come here at the beginning of the day before work and check back after I'm off of work and nothing has been added. I hate to say it because I've come to this site for many years, but I'm seeing no reason to get my movie news here anymore.
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Mar 15, 2010 8:03:33 PM CDT
This site is so much badassesness please give them more chances
by mc_dlyte
they gave me such a big break to become the Belarusian Roger Eberts that is my dream come true so I owe them my life and you can read many reviews at my site www.residentevilgenius.com that is named after a sweet video games and movies starring my ultimate Milla i would kill my wife for but maybe just leave her so I am not in jail and I will have such a new good reviews everyday
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Christ this film has been sitting in my DVD collection for over 6 months,just never goy round to watching it.
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And I thought he was just a Moisture Farmer.
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Not a bad movie but nowhere near as good as Harry thinks.
Didn't even raise an eyebrow here in Australia and the ending is ridiculous. It's as if Tarantino came in for the last days shooting to do the climax and it doesn't match the rest of the film -
He has sex with a new born baby. and from a review I quote, "hrows around terms and phrases like “newborn porn” and "involuntary incest". In the trailer there is a scene of a women giving birth and IMDB lists childbirth, and death during child birth. So, if everyone is as as smart as they claim to be, I think you can follow the trail.
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Was "Memento" recently transformed into shite?
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should look more gina'like
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This movie is a slow roasted turd... and it's pushing 3 years old now. Way to go harry with the latest!
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see subject
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It's always a bad sign when Harry is the only person they quote on a box cover.
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The Circle amd it's sequel The Triangle. then all we need is an X for the playstation controller.
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they guaranteed i won't watch it. It's not that i always disagree with Harry or even that i pay much attention to any quotes on posters, but if the best quote a film can find to use is from either an internet reviewer or one of those radio/tv stations with all the letters (KBCN-TV, etc) then you know you're dealing with a dog. I'm dubious even when they only use one of these quotes amongst three or four but it's the only review blurb. That way spells a hideous mess.
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this film is awesome.
australian, austrian or whatever.
not the best thriller since body heat but it's still fantastic. shouldn't have used harry's name (damaged goods). and building it up that much only lets the dicks on this site tear it down.
whoever said the ending sucked is a fucking idiot. the ending was great.
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I saw it on DVD last year I think... anyway good movie... just weird having for us aussies to have seen something ages before you yanks have I suppose. Pretty good film too. Worth the rental.
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people who don't know won't care either way or will assume its a nerd movie and not for them and people who do know will think...oh the guy who also gave a super recommendation to speed racer and the american godzilla movie.... bleh I'll give this a miss
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MILLERS CROSSING,RESERVOIR DOGS, HEAT, USUAL SUSPECTS, TRAINING DAY, DARK BLUE, COLLATERAL, A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE,BLACK DAHLIA, THE DEPARTED,SIN CITY, HOLLYWOODLAND.
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"Oh, I've packed 'em"... Easily Edgerton's greatest ever role. The brothers are pretty talented, though for some reason Joel always reminded me of the Fat Kid from Hey Dad.....
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so, I guess this isn't a Spongebob movie afterall.
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This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!
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what are you trying to push on us, Harry?
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