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Leonardo Da Vinci Is Gonna Kick Your Ass!!

Published at:  Mar 11, 2010 12:05:03 PM CST



Merrick here...


Warner Bros has picked up a treatment called LEONARDO DA VINCI AND THE SOLDIERS OF FOREVER from producer Adrian Askarieh (HITMAN).

The project re-imagines Da Vinci as a member of a secret society who falls headlong into a supernatural adventure that pits the man against Biblical demons in a story involving secret codes, lost civilizations, hidden fortresses and fallen angels. Think "National Treasure" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" by way of "Clash of the Titans."


...says THR HERE.

They're looking for a writer now.

Strangely, I can sorta/kinda see this working. Curious to hear more...



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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:06:56 PM CST

    Is this a prequel to Buckaroo Banzai?

    by ebonic_plague

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:07:53 PM CST

    Ha!

    by dadtimestwo

    Good "first" comment.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:08:00 PM CST

    His sidekicks....,

    by drawkward

    Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello, perhaps?

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:08:06 PM CST

    Yay

    by come_on

    Sounds really dumb. At least everything in hollywood sounds like it was pitched by a suger-addled 10 year-old.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:08:12 PM CST

    Is he goin' to be gay?

    by iwannnafuckjessicabiel

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:10:01 PM CST

    Christ...

    by mcvamp

    This Historical-Figure-As-Action-Hero fad is already getting old, and it hasn't even started yet.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:10:42 PM CST

    And Merrick

    by drawkward

    If I think about National Treasure and Clash of the Titans together, my mind might explode. Nic Cage on a pegasus FTW!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:11:51 PM CST

    DrAwkward

    by merrick

    I don't know how to respond to that but I wish the thought wasn't in my head now.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:12:17 PM CST

    Michaelangelo wasn't much of a fighter, though

    by ebonic_plague

    "It was while they were making copies of the Masaccio Frescoes in Santa Maria del Carmine as young apprentices that Michaelangelo criticized the draftsmenship of Pietro Torrigiano. 'Bone and cartilage went down like biscuit,' Torrigiano would later tell Benvenuto Cellini. Re Michaelangelo's nose."

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:12:25 PM CST

    Leo.

    by mr soze

    National Treasure meets Raiders of the Lost Ark meets Clash of the Titans meets Money

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:12:27 PM CST

    I usually like the whole demons and angels thing

    by frozen01

    ... it makes for some interesting mythology (see The Prophecy, Lucifer/Sandman, Supernatural). But this just sounds stupid. Of course, any decent-looking period movie that isn't a chick flick usually gets my butt in the seat *sighs* It's like a Pavlovian response.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:13:09 PM CST

    I second what MCVamp said :o\

    by frozen01

  • http://marvel.com/catalog/?id=14673

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:15:34 PM CST

    sounds campy

    by soup74

    but fun if done correctly. I'll give a chance.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:15:49 PM CST

    Taylor Lautner

    by mrdexter

    as Da Vinci

    That's probably their thinking.

    Reply to Talkback

  • National Treasure seems subtle in comparison.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:17:05 PM CST

    ...get jgl and im there...

    by yourstepdaddy

    ...The smug pug dog? na

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:19:51 PM CST

    Byron Allen and the Real People of the Free Masons

    by azultool

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:22:34 PM CST

    I for one would not bitch....

    by ctbrandon

    because at least this is an original idea and not ANOTHER reboot/remake. Plus that honestly sounds kind of cool to me. Bring it on!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:23:29 PM CST

    In the words of Wampa 1

    by dangerdave

    Who were the ad geniuses that came up with this one?

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:23:43 PM CST

    Da Vinci AND secret codes?! No way!

    by d.vader

    Never would have thought!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:24:30 PM CST

    Can a Kick Ass Jesus movie by far behind.....

    by cookylamoo

    Hasta La Vista Moneylenders......

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:28:23 PM CST

    Vincint Van GoBot and Whistler's Motherboard

    by brainfart

    Think Transformers meets Philidelphia by way of He's just not that into you

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:33:17 PM CST

    Terrible

    by chadley bebay

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:39:27 PM CST

    But, will they play DaVinci gay?

    by robred1

    cause he was. Greatest genius of the Renaissance. Never actually built half his inventions.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:40:43 PM CST

    headline almost a copy from Dark Horizons..

    by acid_frio

    ..but really, ANOTHER movie involving Da Vinci??.....lame

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:40:48 PM CST

    Followed by...

    by magnus greel

    A Jackson Pollock horror movie. Think about it.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:43:59 PM CST

    Bruce Campbell as Da Vinci

    by chain

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:44:14 PM CST

    THIS SUMMER:

    by magnus greel

    Manet, Monet and the rest of their team of Impressionists with blur the lines between good and evil!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:45:09 PM CST

    Why am I reminded of LXG when I hear this...

    by greatwhitenoise

    ...and we all know how good THAT was. I'll believe this when I see it.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:45:47 PM CST

    ...ebonic, you slander Michelangelo...

    by flickapoo

    ...Pietro Torrigiano was twice his size, and Michelangelo was just a kid.

    Don't forget that Micky swung a hammer and chisel and wrestled marble all day...I bet the mature Mikey could have put on tights and a cape and fought for truth, justice, and the Florentine way with the best of them.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:46:37 PM CST

    Anyone play Assassins Creed 2? Have Da Vinci

    by skimn

    play a secondary character, who's job is to assist the assassin with crazy inventions and such.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:47:13 PM CST

    Is Richard Roundtree still alive?

    by spandau belly

    He'd be great! Get Oliver Stone to direct!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:51:10 PM CST

    Da Vinci's Creed sample dialogue:

    by skimn

    "Ima tell you, witha these you cana fly likea the bird."

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:51:16 PM CST

    DaVinci was in Hudson Hawk

    by magnus greel

    So he does have action/comedy cred.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:51:27 PM CST

    Hudson Hawk Prequel?

    by sgt.steiner

    I shudder!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:51:56 PM CST

    Lame... Give me a Napoleon battling zombies on

    by hucksterfinn

    Elba island movie.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:52:35 PM CST

    Will it also star Robert Downey Junior?

    by johnno

    After all, you can't reimagine historical characters for todays audiences without going the Downey way...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:52:48 PM CST

    Sounds like Van Helsing: Part Deux

    by bruce of all trades

    No thanks.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:53:27 PM CST

    This is about the artist, right?

    by magnus greel

    Not the Canadian coroner? Nicholas Campbell gotta eat.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 12:56:59 PM CST

    And make them turtles

    by malcolm_mccallum

    Might as well.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 12:57:55 PM CST

    How is this different..

    by halsolo

    From "THE TICK's" LEONARDO DA VINCI AND HIS TIME FIGHTIN' COMMANDOS?

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:00:09 PM CST

    ...just show him painting on wood panel this time...

    by flickapoo

    ...not fucking canvas. Canvas didn't show up until later, in Venice.Get if fucking right.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:01:52 PM CST

    Not that Sherlock was historical...

    by johnno

    But then again it's not like this movie will be either...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 1:02:53 PM CST

    Magnus Greel, that would make a great double-feature

    by big jim

    with "The Magnificent Group of Seven"

    Reply to Talkback

  • ...to flee creditors and because he couldn't finish his projects...it would be cool to come up with some other demonic reason for every move...but it always ends up looking as though he's skipping town because he's a deadbeat...Old Leo just can't catch a break.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:12:18 PM CST

    JESUS, JUST MAKE ADAM COROLLA'S MOVIE

    by j-dizzle

    "To Hell and Back." It would be just as good, but it wouldn't take itself seriously.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:13:54 PM CST

    Given his sexual preference shouldn't the headline

    by skimn

    read "Leonardo Da Vinci Is Gonna Fuck Your Ass!!"Not that theres anything wrong with it.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:17:05 PM CST

    Karate Da Vinci

    by azultool

  • Mar 11, 2010 1:17:29 PM CST

    Theres no script or treatment for this yet.

    by thejudger

    Someone said. Davinci as an action hero against mythic beasts with national treasure indiania jones liek puzzles. Fuck hell they gave the guy money and told a writer to get cracking. I could pitch stories like this all day. I'm hating, how can you not. This is so called amazing out of the box thinking. Davinci was too busy making art to fight mythic crap. All the villains would need to do to destroy him outside of shooting up his big horsie- would be to remove his sight or cut off his fingers. Game over.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:21:16 PM CST

    ...LEONARDO DA VINCI AND THE RAIDERS OF...

    by flickapoo

    ...URANUS.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:21:40 PM CST

    Da Vinci as action hero?

    by v'shael

    Was this script treatment put together by manatees and some balls?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 1:23:02 PM CST

    ...this better be in full 3-D chiaroscuro, because...

    by flickapoo

    ...oh, never mind.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:23:02 PM CST

    Da Vinci and The Twatless Hell of Douchesidery

    by thejudger

  • Mar 11, 2010 1:23:19 PM CST

    Quantum moon

    by bagwanbob

    "The Newts", a long established order of vampiric Newtonian Physists lead by their Primogen, Albert Einstein seeks to protect the very fabric of the universe against the onslaught of "The Kay-os" a lycanthropic pack of Quantum Physicists driven relentlessly by the cruelties of their Alpha, Richard Feynman...

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:25:14 PM CST

    He'll build his own helicopter...

    by doctorwho?

    ...and fly from one action set piece to another.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:26:46 PM CST

    ...Leonardo Da Vinci met Vlad The Impaler once...

    by flickapoo

    ...they had a nice time. And Leo made Vlad eggs Florentine for breakfast after.True story.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:29:18 PM CST

    ...DoctorWho, sort of a late 1400s MacGruber?

    by flickapoo

  • Mar 11, 2010 1:31:48 PM CST

    Interesting, Flick.

    by ebonic_plague


    You know your art history. The account I read just said they were both "young apprentices," but Torrigiano did seem like kind of a brute from what little I know. And yeah, guys who cut stone by hand are generally not weaklings, but even though I would say Michaelangelo is my favorite renaissance artist and I have a lot of respect for him, he did seem like kind of a navel-gazer. That wouldn't necessarily disqualify him from the Florence Force Five!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:34:40 PM CST

    And forget the demons and angels...

    by ebonic_plague

    Da Vinci and his Howling Commandoes should be locked in epic struggle against a pre-cursor of the Guild of Calamitous Intent!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:35:18 PM CST

    Modern culture sucks ass.

    by tarant

    Da Vinci and demons and secret fortresses? Bite me.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:36:35 PM CST

    Jesus

    by redundant23

    >> Think "National Treasure" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" by way of "Clash of the Titans."

    No thanks. I'd rather hammer nails into my penis.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:40:59 PM CST

    ...ebonic, really? Everything I've read about him...

    by flickapoo

    ...paints him to be one cranky little bastard, he even stared down the Pope in a Renaissance Mexican standoff before finally giving in and painting his famous ceiling.He was really small though...maybe he could be the scrappy one who never backs down from a fight.There goes Micky again...Caravaggio, grab him will you?!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:48:09 PM CST

    Me too! Me too!

    by jimmy_009

    As in the philosophy of Hollywood. First Abe Lincoln fighting vampires, now Da Vinvi fighting secret societies. Five years from now we'll be up to Spiro Agnew: Monster Hunter!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:49:36 PM CST

    What the Hell?

    by myscreenplaywasrejected

    I'll write it and I'll settle for 2% of the budget and no back-end. Deal? Working on my own scriptment with angels and demons and shit like that as we speak.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:52:57 PM CST

    Obviously

    by magnus greel

    Roland Emmerich is the only director for this material.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 1:59:04 PM CST

    Friedrich Nietzsche as a ninja warrior

    by superunknown85

    battling an army of dragons. That would be brilliant.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:04:05 PM CST

    How about Suerat?

    by cookylamoo

    Sunday, kicking ass in the park with George?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 2:09:38 PM CST

    Basque Separatists have taken over the Louvre

    by magnus greel

    and only one man can stop them...August Rodin.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 11, 2010 2:11:29 PM CST

    Rodin:

    by magnus greel

    "I'm here to sculpt bronze and kick ass...and I'm all out of bronze."

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:13:35 PM CST

    huh

    by dollar bird

    Oddly enough, I am intrigued by this idea, though there's no way they could pull it off to be as cool as I would want it. Like da Vinci playing the Hellboy role. (Only, those Hellboy movies only disappointed me. Too much cheese, not enough mood.) There's no way they could get this right, right? Right?

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:15:32 PM CST

    I have a great idea.

    by ingeld

    Bring the four great renaissance artist to modern day times. Make them sword wielding ninjas. Oh, and to boot turn them into turtles! That idea is gold, I am telling you--or the stupidest idea in the world.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:16:25 PM CST

    ...Magnus Greel...AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    by flickapoo

  • Mar 11, 2010 2:16:29 PM CST

    Flick, I could see that, too...

    by ebonic_plague


    One of the books I read theorized that he possibly suffered from depression, which wouldn't necessarily mean he wasn't also an ornery, stubborn little guy, too. But compared to Da Vinci, who always came off (to me) as the captain of the Florence football team, he seemed a little, I don't know, sullen. But I wasn't there, and it's been a long time since college, so maybe I am doing him a disservice. Has there ever been a movie done about the "competition" between Michaelangelo and Da Vinci? Seems like it would be ripe for some Oscar-bait. The more I read this talkback, though, the more I really want to see a total exploitation, non-turtle badass Renaissance artist A-Team movie!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:20:42 PM CST

    ...featuring Edvard Munch and his Sonic Death Scream.

    by flickapoo

  • Mar 11, 2010 2:25:28 PM CST

    ...ebonic, sullen sounds right...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'm sure this movie will make a lot of Leonardo's famous mirror writing...but he was left handed, so it was probably just easier...and he was a clever guy who liked to be clever.Not much of a secret code really.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:31:38 PM CST

    Fuck This, I'm Reading a Book.

    by dogsoup

  • Mar 11, 2010 2:34:45 PM CST

    Wonder if he'll be a queer athiest in this?

    by alienindisguise

    Probably will so as not to "offend" anyone namely the majority that is pussy liberal moviegoing audiences.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:38:45 PM CST

    Hudson Hawk Prequel! WOOHOO!

    by alientoast

    "Good Hawk...Good Hawk...BAD HAWK!!!".

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:39:40 PM CST

    ASSASSIN'S CREED 2 Anyone???

    by orionsangels

    You can tell the people who post these stories aren't gamers. Leonardo Da Vinci is the game Assassin's Creed 2 and portrayed in a similar fashion. This story isn't as surprising to a gamer like me.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:43:09 PM CST

    How about Rodin versus Rodan,

    by cookylamoo

    How are you going to stop that giant Japanese Bird? "I'm thinking, I'm thinking."

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:45:24 PM CST

    ...wheres that private eye frankenstein movie?

    by yourstepdaddy

  • Mar 11, 2010 2:45:53 PM CST

    But will he shag young boys??

    by human_bean_juice_

    That is the question...

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:48:39 PM CST

    An original idea for a movie???

    by bigsteve03

    I thought we ran out of those in the 90s. No matter how stupid this sounds, at least its not another remake, so I'll support it.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:53:04 PM CST

    daVinci wasn't gay. He was a paedophile.

    by famouseccles

  • Mar 11, 2010 2:54:16 PM CST

    "They're looking for a writer now."

    by mattmanreturns

    Haha... HAHAHA... AHFKJAHKHRAKHBL. Hollywood cracks me up.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:55:38 PM CST

    This movie will be shit anyway because it will be

    by famouseccles

    Nicolas Cage in another bad wig and a crap beard.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 2:56:14 PM CST

    HucksterFinn's idea is great - Napolean vs. Zombies

    by famouseccles

  • Mar 11, 2010 2:59:43 PM CST

    Let's Bruce Campbell to host SNL

    by erichaislar

    http://tinyurl.com/ycxtljy

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  • Mar 11, 2010 3:01:24 PM CST

    I wanna see George Washington: Colonial Ninja

    by banditmania

    or the Confederate Army vs Hulk.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 3:03:32 PM CST

    HARRY KNOWLES AS LEONARDO'S MUSE

    by haterofcrap

    inspiration needs to come from somewhere.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 3:26:43 PM CST

    HARRY KNOWLES MOM ROTS IN HELL

    by eggsalad_returns

    FUCKING PRICELESS! As Harry's mom lay trapped in flames, crying in agonizing pain as her flesh wilted and fell off--she had one thought to that helped ease her mind as she died…”At least Harry will have my insurance money to ensure a rich and fulfilling life”. HA HA…FAT FUCK GOES OUT AND BUYS A COMPUTER TO PLAY FUCKING DOOM!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 3:26:47 PM CST

    As long as he is driving a Lambougini

    by mc_dlyte

    And has so many sweet heat-seeking rocket launchers and proximity mines then this movie is going to be so much pressing a spot between my balls and my anus while I have a cum awesome. I have wanted to see a movies about Leonard Di Carprio life for so long and now I get it with so much action and death that I love. Maybe it can make a list like this one http://tinyurl.com/ybwf2g6

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  • Mar 11, 2010 3:27:18 PM CST

    With the literary mash-ups Abe Lincoln:

    by skimn

    Vampire Hunter and the Jane Austin with zombies and sea monsters novels, I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't jumped on the bandwagon sooner. How about a '50s rethinking with McCarthy hunting for actual aliens among us, and the so called "left", aliens trying to take over the world. Recast McCarthy as a hero? Hollywood's collective brain would explode.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 3:31:07 PM CST

    As long as Dan Brown isn't involved, this might be cool

    by soylentmean

    A fey action hero, that isn't a pireate? Fighting demons no less. Interesting. I'm much more interested in Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter as a movie.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 3:32:31 PM CST

    *s Raiders

    by sonic3305

  • Mar 11, 2010 3:43:53 PM CST

    Think The Mummy by way of...

    by jaylenotookmyjob

  • Mar 11, 2010 3:46:00 PM CST

    I think I heard a theory that Michaelangelo

    by spawnofachilles

    may have been autistic? Hence his brilliant art but weird social tendencies (apparently he rarely bathed, even by the standards of the time.) I think it was Mike anyway, it might have been one of the other ones.)

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  • Mar 11, 2010 3:46:16 PM CST

    The villain is finally revealed to be...

    by jaylenotookmyjob

    ...Michelangelo. Da Vinci confronts him in the penultimate scene high above the streets in the Not-Yet-Leaning Tower of Pisa... then they both kiss and have buttsex. The End.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 3:53:15 PM CST

    So, basically stolen from 2000AD then.

    by biggusdickus

    Sounds a bit like 'The Red Seas' to me...

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  • Mar 11, 2010 4:01:03 PM CST

    They should just adapt Marvel's 1602 instead

    by spawnofachilles

    For Chrissakes!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 4:15:47 PM CST

    JAyLenoTookMyJob

    by mc_dlyte

    You must be a most famous Hollywood screenwriter in Hollywood. How do you have so much times to read AICN. I hope you are writing this movie and please use my ideas about sweet fucking proximity mines please

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  • Mar 11, 2010 4:17:04 PM CST

    Iffy.

    by dogu4

    I can easily see this produced as a great example of what not to do, and who knows actually what will work in the right hands, but if you know how Leonardo was described by his chroniclers, biographers, and others (he was not an unknown artist but stomething of a public figure: over 6' tall, a massive head with chiseled features, and according to some reports he was known for amusing others by bending iron bars such as horse-shoes with his hands) you might see where this could actually be pretty good...sort of in the vein of "Name of the Rose" minus the incessant rain, mud and the bad hair, and not an over-amped re-iteration for the uninformed and increasingly easily bored audiences for whom these things are often enough made to lure.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 4:28:05 PM CST

    So instead of making original provocative movies

    by colt19801980

    They're turning our beloved innovators into goddamn comic book superheroes. Nice Hollywood, keep up the good work.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 4:34:58 PM CST

    I don't even know if to laugh or cry

    by asimovlives

  • Mar 11, 2010 4:42:43 PM CST

    I'd rather eat Precious' gorilla pussy than know this exists

    by slimbutnotreally

  • Mar 11, 2010 4:44:25 PM CST

    RODIN. RODAN. RONIN.

    by palimpsest

    Art, men in suits, car chases. Oh yes.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 4:46:33 PM CST

    Just make BUCKAROO BANZAI AND THE WORLD CRIME LEAGUE

    by palimpsest

    And have done with it. Lest we forget: http://bit.ly/DU4Y

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  • Mar 11, 2010 4:48:58 PM CST

    They're looking for a writer?

    by the reluctant austinite

    You would think something with a premise this outlandish (but possibly very cool) would already have a completed script that the company who is developing it thinks is golden. The script is the thing here; not the idea or the treatment.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 4:59:52 PM CST

    The Reluctant Austinite

    by myscreenplaywasrejected

    Well, it depends how well developed the treatment is. Hell, James Cameron writes 50 page scriptments, with story and character development and even some lines of dialogue. If you get a 30-page scriptment right, then the screenplay should be plug 'n' play affair (with extra flair). After that it's all in the revision process (my favorite part of the whole process, personally).

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:00:44 PM CST

    Would love a new Buckaroo Banzai (hello original

    by skimn

    on BluRay??!!), but with Peter Weller getting a little long in the tooth, who would you cast? Ryan Reynolds?

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:03:02 PM CST

    Banzai? Mebbe Jason Lee

    by palimpsest

    Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Or Marc Warren. Then again, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA started out as a BANZAI sequel script....

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:05:31 PM CST

    If they've got such a great scriptment/treatment,

    by the reluctant austinite

    then why wouldn't the obvious people to hire to write the script be the same people who came up with the treatment. They should at least pen the first draft, right? Hollywood is so strange.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:12:44 PM CST

    Leo is going to fight the ROTHSCHILDS?

    by shogunshin

    sounds like Leo is going to be fighting the Rothschilds and their insane Bohemian Grove cult. Hitler was a Rothschild, so i hope Leo gets to kill Hitler like Tarintino did in his last flick!!!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:15:20 PM CST

    they better hire an ASIAN American for Banzai!

    by shogunshin

    Buckeroo is half japanese/half american. Brandon Lee is what Banzai should look like. AND they need to make Banzai a true samurai, fighting a NEW badguy, not resurrecting Lithgow. i have been waiting for a sequel since i saw Buckeroo in the movies back in the day.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:18:40 PM CST

    D V

    by cobbio

    Yeah, this pitch sounds about right for the director of "Hitman." Big, stupid, and incorrect with lots of giant explosions. I'm sure he'll excel at giving us something we'll forget as soon as we leave the theater.
    More power to him.
    Sadly, the reality of Da Vinci's life would make a MUCH more compelling film. Imagine the tension that would build with the goose-stepping papal authorities as Leonardo subverts and examines existence from a diametrically opposed view. There's a ton of stuff written about Da Vinci outside of the stupid, inaccurate Code crap. How about this: a film about a man going to extraordinary, life-threatening lengths to challenge his country's brass-knuckled intellectual authority? Knowing what we know about Da Vinci, and tossing aside all the half-baked hyperbole, this is the film I'd like to see.
    Maybe I'll start writing the screenplay for it tomorrow. Hmm...

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:31:37 PM CST

    Leoanardo Da Vinci in..

    by chocolatejesusman

    Raiders of the anus of a 10 year old boy...Starring Michael Jackson as Da Vinci

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:41:22 PM CST

    AGE OF UNREASON miniseries

    by mullah omar

    Totally what this made me think of. Ass kicking Ben Franklin would be a good way to go if people accept an ass-kicking Da Vinci.


    Also, sign me up for a new BUCKAROO BANZAI. In fact give me ten.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:51:09 PM CST

    disgusted...

    by suskis

    being italian, this is one of the most horrifying ideas I have ever heard of.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 5:54:01 PM CST

    Suskis. Welcome to Hollywood.

    by outlawsdelejos

  • Mar 11, 2010 5:57:39 PM CST

    They're working on the sequel already...

    by board shitlez

    I Know What You Did Last Supper.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 6:07:51 PM CST

    It's Christmas Eve...

    by cushing1967

    Spanish terrorists have taken over the Globe Theatre, amongst their hostages is Queen Bess - only one man can stop them - Christmas 2011 - DIE BARD!!!You laughed and watched him fall in love in Shakespeare in Love, coming 2012 you'll watch him save the world in 'Shakespeare in Space'...By the Pricking of my thumbs something Martian this way comes!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 6:16:22 PM CST

    hey, at least it's an original idea, not a reboot

    by finky089

    (I think??)

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  • Mar 11, 2010 6:17:20 PM CST

    It's Christmas Eve...

    by finky089

    "I could be at home drinking this monster eggnog my brother makes..."

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  • Mar 11, 2010 6:17:39 PM CST

    "...with lighter fluid!"

    by finky089

  • Mar 11, 2010 6:25:21 PM CST

    Mr Soze said...

    by ssquirrel

    "National Treasure meets Raiders of the Lost Ark meets Clash of the Titans meets Money"

    When you added Money in there at the end I had a quick flash of Wall Street 3: Gordon Gecko, Treasure Hunter

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  • Mar 11, 2010 6:51:09 PM CST

    Fuck... get ready folks

    by rainesmaker

    For the next 5 years Hollywood is gonna shit out a million "Historical Figure vs. Supernatural" movies. A guy gets an interesitng idea like Pride/Prejudice/Vampires and it is immediatley ass raped to death.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 6:51:43 PM CST

    Fuck... get ready folks

    by rainesmaker

    For the next 5 years Hollywood is gonna shit out a million "Historical Figure vs. Supernatural" movies. A guy gets an interesitng idea like Pride/Prejudice/Zombies and it is immediatley ass raped to death.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 6:52:33 PM CST

    err Zombies

    by rainesmaker

    yeah i fucked that up

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  • Mar 11, 2010 7:31:06 PM CST

    Is it THAT hard to think of something original?

    by countryboy

  • Mar 11, 2010 7:34:55 PM CST

    We shouldn't be surprised by any of this

    by the podosphere

    Rossio & Elliott reinvigorated the pirate genre (which are period movies) by giving it a supernatural spin.

    And Hollywood may have screwed up the comic a bit, but they did take a stab at this with League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 7:36:28 PM CST

    There's also a new Marco Polo project in development

    by the podosphere

    Dollars to doughnuts there's a genre element to it too, probably supernatural.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 7:41:10 PM CST

    FUCK THIS SHIT

    by badmrwonka

    I really hate these types of movies. conspiracy theory nonsense is NOT good for movies. it's lowest common denominator filmmaking. just horrible. now they're fucking with DaVinci? jesus christ.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 7:57:45 PM CST

    LEONARDO DA VINCI: CIVIL WAR SURGEON

    by mr. nice gaius

    Come on. You know you want to see it.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 8:01:20 PM CST

    I Like It, Mr. Nice Gaius

    by cobbio

    How about "Leonardo Da Vinci 4000: Battle for the Future"?

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  • Mar 11, 2010 8:02:10 PM CST

    MANET vs MONET

    by frank cotton

  • Mar 11, 2010 8:07:51 PM CST

    Awesome

    by khjll

  • Mar 11, 2010 8:08:10 PM CST

    This should be the Bill & Ted sequel !!

    by atari

  • Mar 11, 2010 8:09:29 PM CST

    Cobbio

    by mr. nice gaius

    "Dere is a too many! I cannota possibly cut offa dis a many limbs-a!!! I needa to inventay a new machine-a that can handle dis a many amputations!"LEONARDO DA VINCI: CIVIL WAR SURGEON"This Summer, Genius Is Coming"

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  • Mar 11, 2010 8:12:04 PM CST

    Continuing My Insanity...

    by cobbio

    With, you know, aliens and predators running around, duking it out with messed-up Ripley clones.
    This is why Da Vinci is so important to the story. He's recreated from ancient DNA found at his grave in Chapelle Saint Hubert, brought swimmingly up to date by incompetent future scientists, and told he must organize to save humanity.
    Without further ado, he learns every martial art and starts giving commands like he was born to kick some ass. He organizes human defenses from thousand-year-old sketches he once stored where no one could ever find them and pulverizes both the aliens and predators into submission.
    Oh yeah, baby.
    Oh fuckin' yeah!

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  • Mar 11, 2010 8:13:51 PM CST

    But...

    by cobbio

    I like the Civil War angle too!
    Yeesh...

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  • Mar 11, 2010 8:15:00 PM CST

    Hey shogunshin...

    by mr. nice gaius

    ...fuck you.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 8:17:33 PM CST

    I like it, Cobbio.

    by mr. nice gaius

    Leonardo's badassery transcends time and space."After I finish dis a portrait, I've gotta go save a da world!"

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  • Mar 11, 2010 9:10:42 PM CST

    so really...

    by jameskpolk

  • Mar 11, 2010 9:11:59 PM CST

    so really...

    by jameskpolk

    This is just a pre-pre-prequel to "The DaVinci Code"Is Tom Hanks going to get another bad haircut and sleepwalk his way through this one?

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  • Mar 11, 2010 9:15:10 PM CST

    Robert Zemeckis presents...

    by jameskpolk

    Back to the Renaissance. Christopher Lloyd as DaVinci. Michael J. Fox's CGI image as Marty McFly stranded by a faulty Delorean in renaissance Italy

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  • Mar 11, 2010 9:18:44 PM CST

    DaVinci, MIchaelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael

    by jameskpolk

    Team up to save the world from a mysterious Asian villain. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists"

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  • Mar 11, 2010 9:19:41 PM CST

    ideas...won't...stop...

    by jameskpolk

    somebody get me a development deal.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 10:01:29 PM CST

    FUCK THIS - WHERE'S MY PACINO DALI BIOPIC?!?!

    by anything but tangerines

  • Mar 11, 2010 10:02:57 PM CST

    no subject

    by anything but tangerines

    Pacino emerging from a giant egg on a beach. You know you want it.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 10:02:58 PM CST

    THIS IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT I'VE HEARD

    by bringingsexyback

    since yesterday. Fucking Hollywood.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 10:13:21 PM CST

    Sounds more like a "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" thing

    by bluedjinn1

    ...to me.

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  • Mar 11, 2010 11:05:15 PM CST

    Quest of the Delta Knights, anyone?

    by walnivar1

  • Mar 11, 2010 11:18:00 PM CST

    WHAT NEXT, STEPHEN HAWKING TIME TRAVELER?

    by bringingsexyback

  • Mar 11, 2010 11:23:04 PM CST

    Die Bard

    by cushing1967

    Hey Nonny Nonny Motherfucker

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  • Mar 11, 2010 11:40:14 PM CST

    STEPHEN HAWKING: MOBILE SCIENCE UNIT

    by mr. nice gaius

    This summer, Stephen and Leonardo are coming to save your world!"Eh, Stephen a Hawking! Dove sei stato?!? Hurry up-a and rolla yourself into one of my flyeen machines. It's a time to go save a da world!"LEONARD DA VINCI: CIVIL WAR SURGEON and STEPHEN HAWKING: MOBILE SCIENCE UNIT"It just got a little more geniuser in here."

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  • Mar 12, 2010 12:00:00 AM CST

    This has poterntial to be cool

    by xiphos_2

    but of course Hollywood will fuck the idea all up with rewrites and focus group BS. Grow a set Hollywood you fucking worthless cunts.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 12:09:38 AM CST

    Poster for OMG 9/11!

    by wildcatwildcat

    http://broodingtotaldestruction. ytmnd.com (remove space)

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  • Mar 12, 2010 12:14:47 AM CST

    These guys obviously played Assassin's Creed 2...

    by duke of hurl

  • Mar 12, 2010 12:18:36 AM CST

    Will Da Vinci be gay and a non-believer?

    by annoyyou

    Because he was in real life. Oh, I see - this will be the "Hollywood" Da Vinci, and he'll be tough, macho, straight as an arrow and in love with Megan Fox, who will play La Giaconda as a kick-ass yet sexy art thief/assassin. HOT.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 12:19:52 AM CST

    George Washington: Celebrity Chef!

    by yackbacker

    When will the cocking of history end? "Hitler: Puppy Lover?"

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  • Mar 12, 2010 12:29:56 AM CST

    Sounds like "The Comic Strip"

    by benbraddock

    Remember "The Miners Strike"? Update it and relocate it to Southern California. Make Da Vinci an Italian American commercial artist & give him an Uzi, maybe even a name change, Leonardo is too gay. Could work.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 1:01:35 AM CST

    I think this could be cool

    by lotharius3rd1118

    From the producer of "Hitman" has me worried though. Ah fuck it, at least it has the potential to be better than that shitty "Prince of Persia" flick.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 1:06:09 AM CST

    Hugo Weaving........Red Scull...............

    by thedannerdaliel

  • Mar 12, 2010 1:24:02 AM CST

    ugh... so, like DaVinci Code. With DaVinci

    by mrgray

    I mean, it's his own fucking name for chrissakes. Seriously, they expect us NOT to view it as a rip-off of Dan Brown when the protagonist's FUCKING NAME is DaVinci???!!! [insert brain explosion here]

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  • Mar 12, 2010 1:25:16 AM CST

    Harry looks like Gwildor!!!!!

    by briannicus

    This has absolutely nothing to do with this thread but check this out
    http://tinyurl.com/yhqbx6m

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  • Mar 12, 2010 2:17:32 AM CST

    Will Smith as Da Vinci?

    by crooooooow

    Awwww hell no!

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  • Mar 12, 2010 2:36:21 AM CST

    Hugo Weaving as Red Skull

    by flickchick85

    Predictable but great. The casting for Cap should seriously be imminent...

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  • Mar 12, 2010 3:42:35 AM CST

    Why not just make Da Vinci a Time Traveller???!!!

    by johnno

    That way he can just travel through time and invent everything! He can travel back in time and invent the Pyramids, then travel into World War II and invent the Atomic Bomb! Then he can travel back to the time of Christ and sketch reference material to take back with him to paint in Italy. And then he can travel into 2010 and win the 'Best Film' Oscar for his groundbreaking VFX film 'Avatar'!

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  • Mar 12, 2010 3:52:09 AM CST

    Redundant23...

    by master bruce

    LOL funny...and it's very late/very early...not a good time to be doin' that.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 3:53:51 AM CST

    I LOVE MY DEAD, GAY DA VINCI!!!

    by master bruce

  • Mar 12, 2010 3:58:02 AM CST

    Make Buckaroo and...

    by shubniggorath

    More Remo Williams! Team them up!

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  • Mar 12, 2010 4:15:38 AM CST

    Just make Assassins Creed the movie

    by drsambeckett1984

  • Mar 12, 2010 4:17:27 AM CST

    Also Da Vinci didnt invent anything!!!!

    by drsambeckett1984

    He had ideas, sketches, but did he actually build a helicopter, or a plane, or a submarine?

    No, no he did not.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 6:02:38 AM CST

    DA VINCHEE

    by bringingsexyback

    The rapper name.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 6:54:34 AM CST

    HUGO WEAVING is THE RED SKULL

    by d.vader

    In the Capt. America movie.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 7:23:03 AM CST

    The day Leo kicks my ass

    by abominable snowcone

    or thinks he can kick my ass is the day I put my head in a noose

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  • Mar 12, 2010 7:23:59 AM CST

    As long as he dances to "All the Single Ladies"

    by ricarleite2

    I'm fine with it.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 7:43:41 AM CST

    'Friedrich Nietzsche as a ninja warrior'

    by l. ron bumquist

    I'd buy that for a dollar superunknown85. Existential wire-fu.
    Forget the dragons though, that's just silly :)

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  • Mar 12, 2010 8:12:08 AM CST

    This sounds retarded

    by digitaldong

    No actually, it sounds like that Robot Chicken sketch of 1776 done like 300. In other words it sounds like a Robot Chicken sketch.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 8:22:21 AM CST

    CSI: Avignon

    by magnus greel

    Starring Gary Oldman as papal doctor Guy de Chauliac. The episodes do get a bit anti-climatic when it is determined that every victim was taken my the black death.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 8:38:09 AM CST

    CROUCHING CONFUCIOUS, HIDDEN SUN TZU

    by bringingsexyback

    Two ancient philosphers debate. With flaming swords, flying guillotines and supernatural wushu.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 8:39:54 AM CST

    HUGO WEAVING'S FOREHEAD TO BE USED AS MOLD

    by bringingsexyback

    for Cap's shield. Expect an official announcement sometime this afternoon.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 8:41:03 AM CST

    Cracked.com wrote about this movie today

    by v'shael

    Somehow, it sounds slightly less retarded in their script treatment. (Leo and his robot trying to find a kidnapped Michaelangelo)

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  • Mar 12, 2010 8:48:18 AM CST

    Da Vinci invented plenty.

    by v'shael

    He just wasn't going to waste time building the damn things. His drawings were accurate enough.

    Several of his designs have been built, and they work just fine.
    There's a book you can buy (amazon) which teaches you how to build 9 of his inventions with easy-to-obtain materials.

    Accurate designs and plans are frequently enough to get yourself labelled an inventor. Ask the patent office. The ones who build from the plans, are called engineers.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 8:49:39 AM CST

    You know this will end up being

    by nippleeffect

    future history
    Kids a 100 years from now will grow up being taught this is true in school
    And by taught, I mean play the video game
    School will be a series of games you have to complete and win to graduate

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  • Mar 12, 2010 8:50:34 AM CST

    (500) DAYS OF DA VINCI

    by bringingsexyback

    Da Vinci: "So. You're-a married-a."
    Summer: "Yeah. Crazy, huh?"

    Da Vinci: *Invents suicide machine*

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  • Mar 12, 2010 9:47:44 AM CST

    But does he eat pizza, at any time in the movie?

    by jamie mcbain

    Or get advice from a talking rat at all?

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  • Mar 12, 2010 10:02:03 AM CST

    @NippleEffect. Why not?

    by v'shael

    Hollywood has gotten off to a great start, with everything from U-571 to Braveheart and on and on...

    So long as Leonardo isn't a turtle, or fighting the nazi's, it'll count as a win.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 10:35:19 AM CST

    V'Shael

    by drsambeckett1984

    I can draw plans for a flying saucer, doesnt mean I invented it!

    Da Vinci may have come up with the ideas for many wonderful things, but that is mostly all they were, sketches that had no practical application. he drew plans for a tank/plane/submarine/helicopter but had no possible inclination of how to make such things work.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 10:51:48 AM CST

    Didn't they alread do this?

    by dennismm

    "Quest of the Delta Knights" with David Warner. Showed up on "MST3K." DaVinci was only a supporting character in that one, admittedly, but there was a secret society, etc.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 10:52:50 AM CST

    BSB

    by dennismm

    I haven't seen "(500)Days of Summer" yet. Is it really that flat and pathetic?

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  • Mar 12, 2010 12:03:05 PM CST

    @DrSamBeckett1984 : Sorry, but no.

    by v'shael

    Look, if you put together designs in enough detail, that does count as invention. As I said, just ask the patent office. Did he invent a helicopter? No, but that's actually something one of those 'Al Gore claimed he invented the internet' memes. People repeat it, but it wasn't true. He designed an ornithopter, not one which was powered, but one which demonstrated how to upscale the aerodynamic properties of something small in nature, so that it could be used by man.

    Anyway, that's neither here nor there. As I said above, you can buy a book (Here's the link: http://tinyurl.com/yheccyq) which shows you how to build 9 of the things he invented.

    I think a solar powered water heater is in there, and I know that was one of the things Da Vinci invented.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 1:04:49 PM CST

    SlimButNotreally = racist?

    by colt19801980

    "I'd rather eat Precious' gorilla pussy than know this exists" wow, comparing blacks to gorillas? Racist much. Fucking douche.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 1:12:41 PM CST

    DENNISMM

    by bringingsexyback

    Yes, unfortunately it is. You're not missing anything.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 1:13:51 PM CST

    WHOMEVER INVENTED CAPSLOCK

    by bringingsexyback

    has my everlasting gratitude.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 1:50:04 PM CST

    As someone said Da Vinci was a genius

    by ominus

    born in the wrong century.If he was alive today,just imagine the wonders he could have created.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 2:17:38 PM CST

    This practically IS 'Red Seas'

    by majereuk

    A 2000AD story about a pirate crew that have a habit of encountering the supernatural. Leonardo's been a recurring character for a long while as a member of the 'Order of the Book'. It's close enough to this idea that I suspect the lawyers will be warming up. 'Mercy Heights' all over again.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 3:21:57 PM CST

    And Luis Guzman will play Leonardo

    by refutethehype

    Can't wait until Leonardo's Latina assistant says "Uh-uh, oooooo, joo gonna kick dey azzez, Leoooooo!' - played by Rosie Perez.

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  • Mar 12, 2010 4:27:17 PM CST

    Hulk Hogan as Da Vinci

    by cadillac jones

    As every divided kingdom falls, so every mind divided between many studies confounds and saps itself, brother!!!

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  • Mar 12, 2010 5:09:19 PM CST

    "Cause wha-choo a-gonna do when-a Da Vinci..."

    by mr. nice gaius

    "...he runna wild on you, eh?"

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  • Mar 13, 2010 12:19:34 AM CST

    They should make Da Vinci a Rasta

    by xiphos_2

    That way Jimmy Cliff songs can dominate the sound track and he can smoking the sacred ganja mahn during the flick.The Rasta mahn has been entirely underrepresented in mainstream Hollywood probably due to racism. The last time we saw the Rasta front and center in a movie was in the Steven Seagal classic 1990 opus Marked for Death. Also, if you have the Rasta man in it it will attract the highly sought after demographic of the white Rasta. Literally a dozen douches from northeast colleges will flood the movie theater, that is if they could actually get off the couch and show up, which is highly unlikely.

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  • Mar 13, 2010 3:06:04 PM CST

    Da Vinci 2: Electric Boogaloo

    by violator90

    Leo and Mona Lisa break dance and pop-lock their way in solving the crimes of the Renaissance. Tell me that won't be a possibility!

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