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Merrick here...
AB King sent along this overseas link, which looks to be an EXPENDABLES poster from Denmark.
What do we call folks from Denmark? Denish? Denmarkian? If they're Danes, why are certain foods called names like Orange Danishes? Or, are Orange Danishes unrelated to real Danes - in the same way French Fries aren't really from France?
Anyway, here's the poster.
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THE EXPENDABLES hits U.S. theaters late this Summer. If some of the more recent test screening reports are accurate (please note that qualification), this film is insanely violent; one description said it was gnariler than RAMBO. Here's hoping The Powers That Be don't skew soft on the action/bloodshed. We'll see...
And who the fuck is Willis Schwarzenegger? A previously unknown relative of Arnold? Some frightfully intimidating genetic inter-splice of Bruce and Arnold? I must know! If a creature like this walks the Earth, we should be prepared!
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this will be awesome:)
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"Bruce Willis" and "Arnold Schwarzenegger" since the stars names above are just the last names.
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Hope she shows them in this flick.
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Want to see.
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Is Willis Schwarzenegger related to Tracy Willis or Bruce Morgan?
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Two of the biggest stars in H'Wood.
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so... there.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.. THATS WHAT THEY MEAN. good thing you were here to clear that up.
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you call the people danes.
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Only the epic surnames rate.
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This is clearly just a test poster! *deletes post 4 hours later*
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...reunite the cast for a comedy! C'mon Sly! STOP, OR OUR MOMS WILL SHOOT! OSCAR'S 11! Or a remake of M*A*S*H!
Or just say fuck it and make Rambo vs. Predator vs. Aliens vs. Terminator vs. Evil Dead. Can't wait for Expendables. -
Sly, smart decision to put the SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY on the poster for WILLIS and SCHWARZENEGGER. Most fans will be seeing this movie (not for Statham and Li), but for the first time pairing of you, SCHWARZENEGGER and WILLIS. PLEASE put out the trailer soon and have ALL of the names that are on the POSTER in the TRAILER AS WELL:)
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in that by all accounts they're in the movie for one scene. That'll be the general movie-going perception of it anyway.
If they showed up unexpectedly - fine. But giving them star billing on the poster isn't the smartest move IMO -
in that by all accounts they're in the movie for one scene. That'll be the general movie-going perception of it anyway.
If they showed up unexpectedly - fine. But giving them star billing on the poster isn't the smartest move IMO -
Or just shit. An idiot did that text. The tattoo photoshop's crap too.
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I really hope this is as hyperviolent as indicated because that plus the cast would be just too much. Remember when Rambo slaughtered 90% of Burma, er, Myanamar?
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Like that "Brangelina" crap. They could be Willinager.
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This is going to be garbage no matter how badly ya want it to be good. On paper it sounds like a winner. Sometimes all the best ingredients do not make a very great recipe. Just dont get your hopes up like with TPM, Watchmen or Avatar.
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Mar 11, 2010 11:55:49 AM CST
SPECIAL APPEARANCE means...Arnold and Bruce must be marketed.
by abking
Only someone with a ZERO IQ will walk into this after seeing SPECIAL ***APPEARANCE*** and think that both BRUCE and ARNOLD are going to star in this film. SLY, SMART DECISION to have STALLONE/SCHWARZENEGGER/WILLIS on the poster. This will be a WORLDWIDE MEGAHIT! PLEASE INCLUDE Arnold and Bruce in the trailer as well. BTW, Congradulations on your Award from THE ARNOLD CLASSICS. You deserve it:)
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And completely ruin any kind of surprise or novelty that may come of having them appear in a film together. Yeah, fantastic idea. In fact, let's just have that one scene be the entire trailer. Because over-exaggerating the importance of one 5 minute scene is definitely not misleading people. ABking, you are a marketing genius.
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If it was official it would have the Lionsgates studios logo on it. Sorry dudes, but it's not real. It doesn't look like a profesional poster. Looks like it was done through a simple photoshop program. Having "Willis Schwarzenegger" making it look like a full name is proof that it's fake. Nice try though guys.
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Your love for all this is f**king fantastic. I mean it. Stallone & Schwarzenegger are damn lucky to have you as a fan: the eager excitement, sometimes mixed with genuine, wide-eyed shock when people take aim at your idols, is wonderful...especially on a site dedicated to sniping, snarking and general 'ennui' at the studio system.Do you have posters of all your heroes? Or do you just have extensive Blurays of their work? Which are your favourites?Do you ever treat yourself to nights in at home, slapping ol' 'Terminator' in the slot, or maybe 'Cobra', or how about 'Tango and Cash'? Do you get as excited about 'Judge Dredd' as you do about 'Demolition Man'? How about films where these boys put their muscles away and use their acting chops to carry the material? Do you tend to sort your male muscular movies by genre - clothes/less clothes? guns/no guns?
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...AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! That's what I call my penis......from now on anyway.
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Let's see, the summer time is a slaughter-fest for movies trying to hit it big. The names STALLONE/SCHWARZENEGGER/WILLIS means SUMMER! Sly and LIONSGATE clearly have the BILLING of SPECIAL APPEARANCE by at the bottom of the poster...notice how their names do not appear with the others at the top. Stop whining and realize that we have possibly the GREATEST ACTION MOVIE OF ALL TIME heading to cinemas this summer. Sure, Arnold and Bruce are just appearing for 5 minutes in this, but if it hits BIG (with the help of marketing their names) then we will get EXPENDABLES II starring SLY, ARNOLD and BRUCE (this time no SPECIAL APPEARANCE tag NEEDED)!
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it's obvious, since he's the only obsessed with Arnold and Sly.
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The official one sheet has yet to come out.
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Mar 11, 2010 12:16:31 PM CST
It will be displayed in the cubicles of latent homosexuals world
by azultool
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www.willisschwarzenegger.com
pronto -
I learnt not to blow my load too early
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At least you're consistent. Like a stuck record, some might say, but not me. No, sirreeee...Out of curiousity, do you really like the scene in 'Red Heat' where SCHWARZENEGGER wrestles OTHER MUSCULAR MEN in TOWELS, getting all SWEATY AND OILY? Oh my, I got so carried away typing that I started to capitalise for the sake of it, too...
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It wouldn't surprise me if Sly himself writes to AICN again soon telling Harry that's not a real poster. If Abking thinks it's official, then he is delusional. Like I said it would have the Lionsgates logo and other logos on it.
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Keep Expendables on her back but incorporate a shot of her ass with everybody who's starring in the movie tattooed on it.
Now that would be bad ass! da dum --tink! -
...this one's for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaCNu_M1uI -
Thanks for your comedy chunk there.
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If they put a half-dressed woman on the poster it wouldn't appeal to the majority of 'men' going to see this movie, I suppose.
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Now that's badass! (Sorry, I meant to type...that's BADASS but it doesn't have SCHWARZENEGGER in it so I can't reach my vinegar STROKES!!!!
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That would actually be pretty awesome.
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That'd be pretty funny.
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Mar 11, 2010 12:42:56 PM CST
What do you mean French Fries aren't from France?
by dreadpirateroberts
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Mar 11, 2010 12:45:03 PM CST
What do you mean French Fries aren't from France?
by dreadpirateroberts
Ever heard of pommes frites? They are practically the national side dish there.
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it will make overseas in 7 days.Either way, I am looking forward to this bad boy.
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... depending if you are mentioning the people (the Danes) or as an adverb (ex: danish beer). You got that, you unfunny iliterate fuck? And i'm the foreigner here! Fuck's sake!!
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I've never seen Judge Dredd but I distinctly remember falling in love with Sandra Bullock's ass in Demolition Man. What a fun movie that was.
Is Judge Dredd worth a view?
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Special apearence by BRUCEARNOLD
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They were invented by the belgians. Iliterate americans, who can't even understand the concept that the Belgium country even exists, called them french fries for reasosn too dumb to repeat in here. And then, some rednecks more retard then words can describe, tried to rename them "freedom fries". Renaming a dumb name to begin with with another even dumber. Sometimes reality surpasses the dumbest fiction imaginable.
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... and saved themselves from an embaracement.
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But he just died. Here's hoping for a nice memorial for Father Murphy.
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Don't feel like looking it up on Wikipedia, but I always thought that to be true. Something about American Soldiers seeing the Belgians eating them, and because they spoke french, called them French Fries. Hey, back during the U.S. hate-the-french sentiment in 2003, instead of calling them "Freedom Fries", they could have called them "Oblivious to Cultural Origin Fries".
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No really...harry tell us.
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I hope you were joking about not knowing what the Willis Schwarzenegger thing was about. that would be sad if you weren't. this is going to kick so much ass!
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And by that I mean I am dissapointed cuz Rambo was great and really well directed and so was Rocky Balboa so while I hope this is actually good...so far the trailer is kinda weak man. And I love these guys. Terry Crews!
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Fuck her from behind, hang on to that Rocky Dennis jaw of hers....
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In 1994, Knowles fell while pushing a cart up a ramp at a convention, and was subsequently run over by the cart with its 1200 pound load of memorabilia. The accident injured his back and left him virtually bedridden. His mother died shortly thereafter in a fire.
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Mar 11, 2010 1:28:40 PM CST
Foreign posters are always MUCH cooler than domestic ones
by colt19801980
Why is that? Oh, yeah, because America has no imagination and needs to be fucking spoonfed everything while having their hand held. Greatest country in the world my ass. I hate this fucking place.
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It does make me laugh. Run over my a load of geek memorabilia. LMAO!!!!!!! The perfect accident to the perfect fat fuck. God I wish YouTube was around then.
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is where Sly should take the franchise with RAMBO walking up the road to finally be back with his family and back on the grid... A group of ASSASINS are sent to kill him at his families ranch...open like the end of THE GREAT SILENCE or remake the great silence into RAMBO like RAMBO was THE WILD BUNCH in a nutshell... then have JOHN go after the DICTATOR who hired the assasins ans the group of assasins.... POSTER looks awesome I have a TATTOO that covers my back...
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His Mom dies in a horrific fire, burnt to a crisp. He takes the insurance money-- the money his mother worked her whole life for--and blows it on a computer to play 'Doom' with his asshole friends....what a fucking joke. HAHAHAHAHA!
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It's a dream come true ever since I was a kid watching action flick with my dad... Always wanted to see an Ensemble of ACTION stars...
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Where instead of giving a serious answer he either says something with, "puss filled maggot" or he talks about how much he appreciates them. Now I am partly joking, I don't care if you like Stallone or not. But it is a little annoying how he seems to be worshiped in these talkbacks, when the only reason he panders here is because he needs to sell tickets. 15-20 years ago at the height of his popularity he was a Hollywood douche bag who wouldn't give the time of day to any average joe. Now it seems to be a different story.
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"Danish" functions like the word "cake". As you would say "I want some cake," you would say "I want some danish." Likewise, you could say "I want a cheese danish" in the same way you would say "I want a chocolate cake."
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(Not the 3 minute footage)It tested through-the-roof according to the films publisist Sheryl. Can't wait for it to hit the net and theaters.
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That last Rambo was a terrific effort - really good adult action film. But WHERE is his damn Poe movie we keep hearing about?! Bring it on, Stallone!! Poe! Poe! Poe! Poe!!
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... if it's rated PG-13.
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This subject is old news.
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Japanese pussy does not stink like sushi. They taste the best which is why I only get with Asian chicks.
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...Is that true bout the cart? thought he was in a wheelchair cuz he was too lazy to lose weight...
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http://tinyurl.com/ycxtljy
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Please dispense with anti-american ramblings
"French Fries" got their name from the cut used to create them (a "french" cut). You will also see this with beans, which when cut lengthwise, are deemed "frenched." -
Potatos fried for the first time : Belgian historian Jo Gerard recounts that potatoes were fried in 1680 in the Spanish Netherlands, in the area of "the Meuse valley between Dinant and Liège, Belgium. The poor inhabitants of this region allegedly had the custom of accompanying their meals with small fried fish, but when the river was frozen and they were unable to fish, they cut potatoes lengthwise and fried them in oil to accompany their meals."
According to the first cited reference, the potatoes were cut into 'a fish-shape' and fried.
Most Belgians know that the term "French" was introduced when British or American soldiers arrived in Belgium during World War I, and consequently tasted Belgian fries. They called them "French", as it was the official language of the Belgian Army at that time.
It had nothing to do with the "cut". -
FUCKING PRICELESS! As Harry's mom lay trapped in flames, crying in agonizing pain as her flesh wilted and fell off--she had one thought to that helped ease her mind as she died…”At least Harry will have my insurance money to ensure a rich and fulfilling life”. HA HA…FAT FUCK GOES OUT AND BUYS A COMPUTER TO PLAY FUCKING DOOM!
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What's with posting all that nonsense? You posted the same thing in the robin hood thread. Can someone ban him please?
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Mar 11, 2010 3:45:48 PM CST
Stallone Li Statham, Rourke Lundgren, and Willis Scharzenegger..
by sirgarycoleman
Why not take it all the way?
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Hollywood Factory Labs Inc. in Burbank. Please be cautious! If you're a nerd, geek or something like that, get closer to Willis Schwarzenegger to get destroyed. thank you.
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... Lundgren Willis Schwarzenegger
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... is composed of two words: "Schwarz", which means black, and "Negger" which means Negro or Dark. So, his name translated is Arnold Blacknegro.
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There are too many big, sweaty men with muscles in this movie for it not to be just a little gay...
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You're right! It's true!
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What, so only now people are catching up to how gay all those 80s action heroes were?
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he deserves a cameo.
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http://tinyurl.com/ybdey29
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Wakka wakka!
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The Pope of Greenwich Village reunion with Roberts and Rourke. One of the most underrated movies and performances ever? I like to think so.
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I guess nobody on staff reads this far down to identify people to ban from the site. Good humor though. Laughing at a tragic death. I'll bet everybody who reads your posts is going "wow, what a cool guy. Not a disgusting dumbass at all. He's so funny and edgy. I want to be his friend." Rock-on egg salad. Nobody thinks that you are a dim-witted asshole, who's highest social expectation would be to attain pity, for being so desperately pathetic for attention, from the general public. You are truely a comedic genius.
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Mar 11, 2010 5:09:55 PM CST
THIS hype train better not derail. Or they'll be riots.
by onin solstice
Stallone has to deliver the goods on this one. No joke. You don't tell everyone that your making an all star action film with Lundgren, Li and Arnold and then release a shitty movie. It's all on you Sly!
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..hmmm let me guess..Sons of Anarchy!How fucking "original".
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The reviews that came in weeks ago from the test screening were mostly positive. Sly just finished a new cut of the film. I'm sure he cut out what people didn't like the last time. THE EXPENDABLES will DELIVER!
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Carved that poster with his penis.
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Carved that poster with his penis.
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cameos by Shatner, Alec Baldwin, Walken and Betty White—because they improve EVERYTHING they are in
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ABKing, for dedication to Sly and Arnie that goes above and beyond you are awarded the 'Fist Of Bale'. A round of applause please.
EggSalad, you are simply a prize cunt. Pls ban him. -
"this film is insanely violent; one description said it was gnariler than RAMBO."
I assume you mean First Blood Pt 2 (or the new Rambo)? B/c in the original First Blood he only kills a few people and it isn't very violent at all. -
is a Chud Troll or from some other such site. "My site doesn't do as much traffic as Harrys'. Waaaaaa!" That's what that is folks.
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SSquirrel, in FIRST BLOOD Stallone only kills one guy. And that's indirect. He throws a rock at the chopper windscreen and when it goes into a spin Walt, the deputy, falls to his death.
Everyone else in that movie just gets maimed.. or as I prefer to say 'pwned'. -
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger -
STALLONE and SCHWARZENEGGER are still the ACTION KINGS!
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Meanvwhile, Dolph has been promoting this movie in Sweden.
He has been co-hosting "Melodifestivalen".
Which is the lead-in
competition, for the
eurovision song contest. (Yes, dont laugh!)
And he's doing a bang-up job too! He's great w comedy!
He does these pre-filmed, snl-style style skits that are hilarious.
Great Deadpan humour.
Sorta in the style of THE NAKED GUN!
Check out the intro
where he shows off his
skills:
http://tinyurl.com/yduf5oh
Oh, the sequel:
Expendables 2:
"Arnold Strikes Back".
(Because you KNOW Arnie
is gonna say his catchphrase before he leaves his cameo
"Stallone must compete with Arnolds OWN team of expendables."
Made up of:
Arnold
Bruce Willis
Jackie Chan
The Rock
"In the end of part 2, Expendable team 1+2 realize that they need to pool their resources
together to stop whatever threat they are both after."
Then they kick everyones asses.
Stallones team should stay as it is, maybe try to squeeze
Snipes and Van Damme into it somehow.
Chuck Norris as the President,
Sandra bullock as Vice president.
This is gonna rock. Just dont girly-man it up with pg-13
or some such shit. I have faith.
Ps.
Stallone:
Take note what Favreau did with Ac/Dc+Iron Man.
Use "KILLED BY DEATH" by MOTÖRHEAD as the Expendables Theme song.
Because Action fans
also like Rock N' Roll.
(and vice versa.)
Arnold knew this to be true with Guns N' Roses.
So did Dolph when he
busted out with Elvis.
(See my previous link for entertainment) -
OK maybe this site has lost a lot of relevance and integrity it had 10 years ago ("integrity??" I hear you cry), and that includes Harry's input and influence; but FFS cut the guy some slack. If it weren't for him I wouldn't be able to post this...post. Harry has entertained us all over the years, tolerated the grade A prize-winning cunts like eggsalad, provided a base for those waiting for their redtube videos to load, amongst providing some actual news and reviews that we all fucking read day in, day out. Fact.
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Yeah, for anyone doubting Motörhead:
(The whining Twat-trolls)
Ace of Spades meet Mad Max:
http://tinyurl.com/kmxpm5
And the killed by death music video:
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Now there's a name. Got anyone pregnant? Name the kid that and you can bet she'll be a bad-ass when she grows up. If your last name is Jones, she'll have a penis and give all your ex girlfriends their first orgasms.
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Something is off with the way the names are arranged, dont you agree?
It makes it look like there's someone named "Stallone L. Statham" and "Rourke Lundgren"
I wish the names were emphasized more clearly and effectively, thats all. -
On the one hand, Harry Knowles lost his mother tragically, lost his ability to walk tragically, and managed to endure all of that to make a smashing success of himself and the envy of all geekdom. He built this site with his bare hands out of passion and love for movies.
On the other side, Eggsalad fritters away the hours at his job making fun of Harry for being invalid and teases him for having a dead mother.
I leave it to the rest of you to decide who made the greater achievement here today. -
Anger problem anyone?
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Ah, I see you are with Mr. Stallone. Go on in.
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ignorant illiterate here. "Schwarzen egger" actually means "black blade" or "of the black blade" to be precise.
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rawk n rowl McDonawls!
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Hugo Weaving in talks to play Red Skull in “Captain America".
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Something is rotten in that state.
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German Fries.
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but then again, this is a Stallone flick, so that shouldn't surprise anyone.
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Schwarzen means Black(adjective) and Egger means Labourer(field worker). Thus Blacklabourer. The black doesn't come from african roots his family might've had but because in the region he's from in Austria people often have black or dark brown hair. The more you know...
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heads will roll
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My long standing point is proven yet again by the number of people posting here ... in seriousness ... pointing out that it's meant to be two names. Ya think? I still love you all though, like a strong mentally disabled kid that works out.
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perhaps.....
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I hope it's fucking NC-17!
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Mar 12, 2010 2:15:33 AM CST
Sly, Arnold, and Bruce should do a Japanese commercial together.
by gibsonusa returns
Like that Korean fried chicken commercial with Robocop.
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Alanis Morissette, Alanis Morissette, Alanis Morissette...Taco Bell, run for the border!!!
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A stupid thing to do.
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hoist by his own petard
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Steroids, Growth Hormones, ect. Stallone is a walking chemistry set. My guess is the guy has a lifetime supply of ExTense to offset the shrinkage caused by the roids.
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that my balls just exploded,because they could not contain it.
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I really hope that have a scene where each one of them gets to rattle off like 4 dozen action movie one liners in 60 seconds. -
But that poster fuckin' rocks! Totally excited now!!
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That tatoo is almost a direct ripoff of GD artwork.
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is REAL. And of course, it also hints towards Stallones POE Movie.
The Raven suckers!
Downey Jr is Poe according to IMDB. -
Merrick -- enough with the jokes, dude.
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The noun proceeding the adjective should be conjugated in the plural in order to indicate that Willis and Schwarzenegger are, in fact, different entities.
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Who like to see MEN!
KILL OTHER MEN! -
in Demolition Man?
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Im betting only in America. Like they neutered TAKEN and ALL of the Transporter movies.
Transporter 3 Box Office:
$31,715,062-America(Pg-13)
$77,219,553-Foreign(Rated-R)
PG-13 For this movie=Bad decision.
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