March 9, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST
.... can't wait!
March 9, 2010, 2:14 p.m. CST
You went through the whole review without mentioning Back to the Future... and Crispin Glover is in this! Can't wait!!
March 9, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST
Glad to know this movie is good, I'm kind of interested in seeing it but don't know if I really want to pony up the dough to see it in a theater. We'll see.
March 9, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST
...and he is dead on with everything awesome about this movie. Corddry ruled it, but the whole thing was a hilarious blast. Can't wait to get this on Blu-Ray! Thanks, Capone!
March 9, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST
I will wait until then...and have a 6pack ready.
March 9, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST
Who wants to come over to my basement dwelling and watching with me?
March 9, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST
They nailed it.
March 9, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST
4. Hot Tub Time Machine 3-D This might be the best Time Traveling movie ever that I love so much. Time Travel is something I think about a lot because one time I saw myself walking past the cinema and I was like oh shit I built a time machine in the future and came back to walk past me so that I can get the motivation to build a time machine so that I can go back and walk past me at the cinema and do other sweet shit I am positive. I tell people this and they ask what other kind of sweet shit? And I say I am going to go back and write all the best movies like Summer School and Predator and Kickboxer and make 2 million dollars and put it in a bank account to have 5 million dollars now and also write some songs like Ice Cube's Go to Church and Bryan Adams We're in Heaven. So when I see time traveling movies and the charactors never do this I am like "this is so unrealistic" but thismovie does it and so Oscar for best screenwriting goes to them. www.residentevilgenius.com
March 9, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST
I believe the word you are looking for is "fateful."
March 9, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST
March 9, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST
Double most of these great off-the-wall movies' weekend box offices.
March 9, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST
by Sailor Rip
...tells me why there was not a single Cop Out review. We all know why but I want to hear you say it.
March 9, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST
Curious since they tend to review everything.
March 9, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST
cant find it
March 9, 2010, 3 p.m. CST
I can't wait to see the movie again.
March 9, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST
Cusack was never a member of the Brat Pack. So why should you even mention it?
March 9, 2010, 3:25 p.m. CST
Also, how does a movie about skiing in the 80s starring John Cusack not at least merit a reference to Better Off Dead?
March 9, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST
by Olsen Twins_Fan
I read the screening play for Hot Tub Time Machine. Did Capone write this right after he woke up?
March 9, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST
He had a few lines and moments I enjoyed, but overall I still didn't care for him, the rest of the movie rocked though.
March 9, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST
Some kind of hot tub time machine?
March 9, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST
This has been addressed in different Talkbacks, but for those who didn't see them, allow me repeat. They didn't do an advanced screening in Austin, which is why Harry and Quint didn't review; and the Chicago screening conflicted with another screening of what I believed (correctly) would be a better movie. I have seen COP OUT and deem it shit beyond shit. There, there's your review.
March 9, 2010, 3:56 p.m. CST
Did we really need a review to tell that Cop Out was as entertaining as food poisoning? And probably worse for one's health?
March 9, 2010, 4:30 p.m. CST
by Ray Gamma
...a spell/grammar/syntax check might be an idea. or a proof-reader.
March 9, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST
I tend to think Kevin was saddled with a turkey script, myself. I don't know if it helped him as a director, but I think it hurt his rep in a way that Mallrats never did.
March 9, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST
I mean, who can blame him? I guess.
March 9, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST
Austin, modern-day Shangri-La? Better yet, who wants to bet they didn't want to touch it after the 12-hour circle jerk/mental collapse that was the Kevin Smith Q&A several months ago. Bad form, guys.
March 9, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST
Had the Lets Get It Started in Here part out. Man that was awful. This movie is half funny half miss, but it moves along at such a brief pace that you don't mind the jokes that don't work. Save for the Lets Get it Started in Here, they could've picked a MUCH MUCH funnier song. Shit they could've even done Retarded In Here and it may have worked.
March 9, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST
He says this was his lowest pay cheque since Dogma. From what he's said elsewhere, he took this because it was offered to him after he left Miramax (after the Zack and Miri fiasco). <p> Thing is, the guy who offered it to him had had some bad-blood type run in with Kevin years previous. Had it been me, I would have questioned whether I was being given a live hand grenade or not. But Smitty seems to have lapped it up like it was his wives bunghole.
March 9, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST
Wrote and directed NBT: Never Been Thawed, everyone go out and rent this now. Its the second best mockementary to Best In Show (third if you really like Spinal Tap). But it makes fun of comic book collectors and everyone else, its great (and better then Hot Tub). But Hot Tub is fun, but HUNT THAT MOVIE DOWN!
March 9, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST
That's his one movie that I really enjoyed. Don't get me wrong, he's a good actor but I hate most of his films.
March 9, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST
March 9, 2010, 5 p.m. CST
Problem is that he isn't likeable like Zack and Will Farrell, so he comes off as just an a-hole. Go see The Legend of Bobby Dukes for great Rob Corddry.
March 9, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST
As I said, bite your tongue Danner! Please tell me you're joking.
March 9, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST
Then I am there!
March 9, 2010, 5:40 p.m. CST
Ooh Ooh - I want to criticize spelling and grammar too! <p> Thanks for the review, warts and all. Sounds like a good time at the movies!
March 9, 2010, 5:54 p.m. CST
Hopefully it is. Also, Sex Drive was fuckin' fantastic.
March 9, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST
Dude, I know people have been obnoxious about Cop Out reviews (most likely just one guy) but for better or worse AICN is built on the backbones of nerds. Kevin Smith is a nerd darling people love and people love to hate. You guys promoted the crap out of this movie and then there are no reviews for it but we'll get reviews of movies like Remember Me which the majority of the readership here aren't going to go see. I don't know what the pay is like and I don't know what your lives consist of day jobs, families, school, ect but would it kill at least one of you guys to pay for a movie every once and a while and post a review? Even if it's day of or that weekend, people here are as concerned with advanced reviews as they are about the points of view from the contributors. You guys know better than to ignore movies of nerd interest and it would save you guys a lot of hate mongering that gets thrown your way.
March 9, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST
Zach and Miri was actually a Weinstein production I believe. Miramax didn't have anything to do with it.<P>but you're right he did take a paycut and has defended the movie quite a bit on twitter. I've never been so disappointed in a Kevin Smith movie.
March 9, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST
"He's an asshole. But, he's our asshole." I saw it at a sneak preview last night. Very funny, but don't think about it too hard. Also *spoiler* I'm almost certain the sweep-the-leg kid from Karate Kid, Back to School, etc. is in it. He plays pretty much the same character from those movies, but with a mustache.
March 9, 2010, 6:41 p.m. CST
The four main actors are all pretty funny, so this definitely has potential. But even if this is only decent we all know AICN is jerking off to this movie and will give it nothing but the most over-praised reviews. Every so often a comedy comes out that every AICN reviewer gushes over and is seemingly afraid to say a bad thing about it, and these comedies usually turn out pretty mediocre. Here's hoping they're right this time around.
March 9, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST
March 9, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST
Was really forced. They could've done more with him. How is it McG has gotten the best performance out of Crispin Glover since probably Back To the Future.
March 9, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST
by wampa 1
...that came up with this one?
March 9, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST
Despite the shiteous spoiler heavy commercials, this movie kicked the Hangover into the kiddie pool
March 9, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST
Capone, you're from Chicago, right? I'm sure Ebert did a review of Cop Out and whatever movie you claim had a screening at the same time. In other words, I don't believe you.
March 9, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST
Thinking this one act Tracy Morgan dude can actually play anything other than his annoying asshole self. And Bruce Willis must need a new boat and has absolutely no respect left for his career. Seriously Bruce, think "Unbreakable II" It's that or Daddy Day Care 3.
March 9, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST
March 9, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST
by Rectal Blowout
March 9, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST
by Lenny Nero
Often, he's alone at them. He has THAT much pull.
March 9, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST
seriously. it had some pretty funny shit and great soundtrack "I mean they played Eric B & Rakim for christs sake!" Shaun William Scott stole every scene he was in and there were some big laughs. Ok there was alot of stuff that fell flat but it was an interesting experiment for Kevin.
March 9, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST
He sucks balls. He's never funny. He either looks mean, or acts like an ass. Even on the daily show thats he came off. I can't even think of a Ron Corddry BIT.
March 9, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST
your insults fall flat when you fail to spell retarded correctly
March 9, 2010, 11:10 p.m. CST
I by no means really dig deep into movies and I watch them for entertainment and this movie entertained me and made me laugh my ass off. It's been a long time since a movie kept the laughs coming. Are there slow bits, yeah, but the movie is pretty consistent through out. Cape should have mentioned the running gag with gloves but left it at that. cuz that is the funniest !#$! in a long time.
March 9, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST
by Rev. Artemis Prime
Just saw Hot tub and laughed my ass off. Just a good ole fun flick
March 10, 2010, 12:42 a.m. CST
March 10, 2010, 12:48 a.m. CST
-you admire a comedy<P> -subtle wit and cleverness<P> -keeps a sustained smile on your face<P> -lasts the duration of the film<P> -you fall head over heals for a comedy<P> -it is balls-out the perfect combination of stupidity and intelligence<P> -a healthy serving of charm thrown in<P> -a dash of the grotesque<P> -Welcome to HOT TUB TIME MACHINE<P> -almost dares you not to giggle<P> -into a frothy stupor<P> -What put this film over the top for me<P> -conventional logic and sensibility<P> -On the plus side<P> -it's about partying '80s style<P> -who better to do that with than John Cusack?<P>...<P>...<P>...<P>FUCKING PLAAAANNT!!
March 10, 2010, 2:51 a.m. CST
A review is not complete unless it includes detailed descriptions of the T&A.
March 10, 2010, 3:14 a.m. CST
I like all the people involved. I just don't think they're very funny in the trailers. I'm not spending $10 on a glorified SNL sketch.
March 10, 2010, 8:09 a.m. CST
Apparently on Back to the future Kathleen Kennedy said that Crispin Glover was a nightmare, one of the stories was that in the Diner scene he kept changing his hair during takes. When they told him to keep it combed down for continuality he responded thats how Brando does it! Also the producers tried to get him back for the sequels but his pay demands were ridiculous for where he was at as an actor at that time so they told him to fuck off.....
March 10, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST
Go watch the restricted trailer, that chick and one other one thats trying to set up a three way with Rob and that still born looking kid, I think that was Crystal Lowe. And there are some spliced in flashes during the drunken time travel spining montage.
March 10, 2010, 8:37 a.m. CST
they didn't say Fuck Off, they said come back with a serious offer in 2 weeks, or we'll assume you're not interested. He didn't budge, so they went without him. It wasn't quite a "fuck off" rejection.
March 10, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST
Movie last year, may need to check that out. NOW RELEASE YOUR MOVIES ON DVD you weirdo!
March 10, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST
Cusack is great as Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything. Hot Tub looks great but I get burned bby comedies all the time. We'll see.
March 10, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST
laughed my ass off. i found this to be a lot funnier than hangover, which i felt was overrated. all of the 80s movie references killed me.<br><br>and to Aquatarkusman, the better off dead references are there in the movie.
March 10, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST
"...Thinking this one act Tracy Morgan dude can actually play anything other than his annoying asshole self."<p> Spot on Vulcan! WTF. This guy has about 2 minutes left on his ride on the success train if there is any justice in the world. <p> If you find this guy funny and/or charismatic in anyway please post and enlighten me as to why. Seriously...give me SOMETHING! I would be fascinated to know how this guy appeals to one's sense of humor on any level.
March 10, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST
I have seen it 2 times already, thank you multiple screeing places. Just as funny the 2nd time. Its just a movie to make you laugh. And if you dont, go see Napoleon Dynamite again.
March 10, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST
Onscreen? Or is it "suggested offscreen"? Either way, I'm sick of white comedies like "Couple's Retreat" where the single black character is fat, or "Tropic Thunder" where he is gay. Can't be sexual competition...too threatening to the audience, perhaps?
March 10, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST
by evil dead 3d
the black guy wants to get laid see what happens, first you let him live to the end of the movie, and now see what happens?
March 10, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST
by evil dead 3d
the black guy gets hella laid in Black Dynamite, onscreen and with amazing hot girls of EVERY HUE, guess you have to go forwards to go back (strike that, reverse it)
March 10, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST
HTTM was mediocre at best. Saw it last month. The laughs were strained, forced, and infrequent. I don't know if it was bad editing or the story didn't have enough to fill out 90 minutes, but it lagged in several parts. The characters were running around seemingly finding shit to do. Seemed like a wasted trip back in time. Cleveland Browns fans will be happy for a minute, I'm sure. <br><br>Cop Out was categorically better.
March 10, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST
black dude gets laid on screen. he's the only one who does in this movie.
March 10, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST
part of that scene is in the restricted trailer
March 11, 2010, 12:07 a.m. CST
Look at that movie again. There is no shot of Dynamite actually with those women. There are separate shots of him, and then then, edited together during the "sex scene."