Cool News
New Iron Man 2 trailer! New Iron Man 2 trailer! If you could make God bleed people will cease to believe in him.
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a link to Apple's Quicktime page where you can see the NEW IRON MAN 2 trailer! See! See!
CLICK HERE FOR THE NEW TRAILER in Quicktime!
Or you can watch the embed from Yahoo here:
As I posted on Twitter, I'm going to go out on a limb and say I think this movie might make some money this summer.
I love Cheadle in the War Machine armor... sorry Terrence Howard! And I LOVE the suitcase armor! Sly nod to the original run of Iron Man books there? Either way, I love it. What are your thoughts?
-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com
Follow Me On Twitter

-
+ Expand All
-
...to notice that Peter Gabriel's cd cover looks like a vagina?
But seriously, awesome trailer! -
BOOYAA
-
i never cared anyways
-
lets see this suitcase armor shit.
-
COMES WITH SUIT!!!!
-
THAT IS ALL!
-
...and that's a good thing.
-
PORTABLE CENTURION ARMOR
-
Not Tron Legacy cool but, cool.
-
WAR MACHINE and IRON MAN......oh yeah! Man, I anticipation is killing me.
-
geekasm all the way. i'm going outside for a cigarette.
-
It would have gotten a huge "HOLLY FUCK" from the audience with applause. Now, everybody expects it and it won't have the same effect.
-
Mar 08, 2010 12:27:15 AM CST
I knew they could make an actual trailer at some point
by anything but tangerines
That first one was bizarre, disjointed and alienating.
-
Sequel's are always better in comic book movies
-
Terribly edited trailer. Clearly struggling to find a focal point. You've got Robert Fucking Downey Jr starring in your movie. Show him acting, not just suiting/unsuiting up. Needs more Widow and Whiplash. Probably should've extended the showy stuff in the beginning and intercut it with the Whiplash stuff, build suspense and contrast. And an army of Iron Man suits? Probably didn't need to be in the trailer. Looks like some cool shit in there, but a messy, messy trailer.
-
Do better.
-
CatVutt (nice name) you're a dumb fuck. Get a life. The overly negative, miserable, worthless, internet trash that populate this forum should be castrated. And yes, I realize the hypocrisy of this post. Kiss my balls.
-
I bet that actor asked for some extra takes.
-
It's a fucking opinion. I didn't impress me as a good trailer. It doesn't speak to me. Jesus Christ, you fucking comic book nerds are some sensy fucks.
-
Sure, they could have (attempted) to save the suitcase armor, but it was already all over comicbookmovie.com. The trailer was great, showed a little more but not too much. Unlike Spider-Man 3, where I had seen every action beat before entering the theater. Pull that dick outta your ass and stop being so goddamned hyper-critical.
-
D'awww look. It's baby's first trolling attempt.
-
it looks like they give to much stuff away in this one. Damn toyfair showed the suitcase armor fig as well. sometimes secrets are good to keep from the audiance. Thsi trailer shows way to much stuff.
-
Love it. The overall story seems more confusing to me from this trailer but I wanna see this now!!
-
Now I know what a multiple orgasm feels like.
-
He provides good examples of why he thinks its a bad trailer. Trolls don't do that. Trolls just bitch and whine without backing up their opinions and bark absolutes like "It sucks and so do you if you like it!"
-
That trailer was sick and it showed enough without showing TOO much. They still haven't shown the final (armored) version of Whiplash / Crimson Dynamo and I hope they save him for the film. SO EXCITED.
-
Hey Loser,
Posting as 'FIRST' ANONYMOUSLY on a FREE, Public, Blog Site has to be the most pathetic thing going. Save that crap for Perez Hilton's page Moron! Is that your contribution in life... being an anonymous FIRST on the Internet?
LOL!!!
-
Mar 08, 2010 12:46:30 AM CST
I hope the ending of this movie is as boring
by trannyformers_apologist
and predictable as the first one. Should have gotten Epic Beard Man to play Whiplash.
-
....looks badass
-
Nice!
http://tinyurl.com/NeilFiferISCaptainAmerica
-
http://preview.tinyurl.com/NeilFiferISCaptainAmerica
-
I have no more words.
-
HOT HOT HOT... finally more footage!
-
but it still looks like a cool movie
-
and you're not even being constructive about it, CGIh8r.
-
Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest
-
Great use of music. Mickey is the actor to watch for the next five years.
Money trailer!!!
I will miss Terrence. Yet let's move on. -
I'm figuring they have some sort of "D-pants" arrangement, but maybe a fanboy can enlighten me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4M_v1cK77c -
But that was just one scene. Rourke looked scary as shit,kind of the "antiStark". Over all i'm hyped as shit to see this one.If this is half as good as it looks i'm there opening night.
-
Did anyone else notice they started playing the song War Machine when War Machine showed up? I love little touches like that
-
And yeah... I re-watched the trailer just to see that Iron Man Suitcase again! AWESOME!!!
-
This movie is going to be SO wonderful. Dare I bring it up? Dare I? Ok, IM2 is to IM 1 as TDK is to BB? I think it's possible.@liljuniorbrown, I agree with you re Rockwell. In all of the interviews it was like Rockwell didn't get the fact that a character in a comic book movie DOESN'T have to be hammy. RDJ treads the line but he's a total professional and he does it to show Tony Stark's eccentricity. In the Comic Con footage, the Senate scene with Shandling seemed to ham it up too. It seems like that part has been cut or at least they're not showing it anymore.Has anyone noticed that IM 1 on watching it now is very, very DARK for the 1st third of the film?
-
From this trailer, I can at least get an idea what Micky Rourke is doing in this movie. Still not sure about the Black Widow though.
-
http://www.internapse.com/marvel/news.php?id=2761
Enjoy! -
I like it!
-
Still not clear on the plot though.
-
I'm big on continuity. This is like if Eddie Murphy showing up next to Jackie Chan in Rush Hour 2.
Still, Iron Man 1 rules so this movie might rule too! -
'Nuff said!
-
superhero movies dont have to be dark to be good...fuck, i just creamed my pants
-
Mar 08, 2010 1:56:57 AM CST
All this US tech, yet we STILL cant beat the Toyota Corolla.
by gibsonusa returns
Go figure.
-
nice BurnHollywood. I wear mine when i eat a napple. Usually I stick with WaitMates. Especially when i'm about to celebrate my career.
-
Too bad Zak Penn has his hands on Avengers and Mr. Mediocrity is directing Cap.
-
I remember the trailer for the first one was cut horribly as well. And look how great that turned out.
-
looks awesome
-
there's people on this TB actually bitches about the EDITING OF A TRAILER??!!??
I just can't find the words ... -
HOLY SHIT!!!!HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!!
-
The ending of Iron Man was "predictable"?
So, please, share with us what clues during the previous 2 hours gave away Nick Fury showing up after the credits.
call me curious -
Do you go to strip clubs and citique the boob jobs?
-
and boy did they spend it!!
-
This fucking constant flash fading, I don't know what the technical term for it is but it's like the movie is blinking in slow motion and every time the eyes are open it's a different scene but the blinks are like a second apart, after about 12 consecutive blinks I want to punch someone in the fucking face! FUCK! I HATE IT!! They seem pretty intent on making a clowndouche out of Tony Stark, it's way off mark, might ruin this sequal for me, but I'm still willing to give it a go.
-
...but I'm a bit disappionted that it seems like their amping up Stark's haminess. I even cringed at Rockwell's haminess, too.
It's just a trailer though. -
Holy shit ball fuck shit in my mouth! This movie has gave me a huge boner and then it gave my boner a boner so I have such a strange boners right now and it hurts but also feels good. Scarlet Van Wilder looks so uglys but I also want to dance naked with her and then Sherlock Holmes make his Ironmans suit go on him like he has a sweet fucking boombox and my dick fell off to fuck me in a ass! SHIT!
www.residentevilgenius.blogspot.com
www.residentevilgenius.blogspot.com -
And by "meh" I mean.....
SWEET FANCY MOSES!
I'm there opening day and paying full price for the blu-ray.
MT -
was that it was about a hour and 20 minutes too short! I wish it was the entire movie I was watching after that tease.
For me the trailer did it's job, it showed me enough of the visuals and the pacing of the film to get me excited for opening weekend.
I didn't mind them showing the suitcase suit. In fact it solidified my purchase of a ticket based on how geeky cool it was executed. If they would have showed the entire scene that led up to the suitcase suit, then I would have a problem.
I especially love how the longer the franchise runs the more we are drawn into Tony Stark's Billionaire, Bad Boy, Howard Hughes' life style. The humor that worked well in the first one is still intact and it appears Paltrow is wearing six inch stillettos' yet again, (Never found her hot until this franchise.) Rourke looks like a fuckin' walking piece of Iron and Scarlett looks like she's into it as well.
C'mon fellas, Leave the bitchin' outside til the official release date....Geez! -
i start getting a bad vibe with this movie. :(
-
in interviews...
-
cant wait to hear her russian accent. wtf all those armor suit guys looking real cgi fake.
-
no one believes in God anymore anyway, so if you could make him bleed that'd be a good new start
-
man these gets all make lame movies and then the sequels are all awesome.
these seems to be a recurring trend with comic book films. however you know what that means for the second sequel.
that suitcase stunt was pure gold but what a stupid spoiler.
cg looks weak but ilm is the absolute best and they have months to tweek it. lets not forget the superbowl spot last year.
the one down side is that I feel like i know whats going to happen.
RDJ really shouldn't get credit for acting like himself. Evan Megan Fox can do that.
peace -
and has always been, one of the all-time downtown bad ass superheroes. Super strong, super smart and super tough. And he can fly. Fast. Man, this comic was electric when it was coming off the stands way back when (it still is, but not like how it was).
Stark can go head to toe with the HULK. Able to lift SHIPS. Fly in space. Underwater. Repulsor beams and boot jets. See through walls. Iron Man can do anything.
How can you not put down your money for this? Iron Man 2... with Rhodey as War Machine. I never thought I'd see the day. It's gonna be the biggest superhero movie ever. -
The trailer for STAR WARS I looked terrific. Then we found out about Midichlorians, Jar-Jar, and that silly 'virgin birth' thing. Ick. So, yes, this looks good. As good as the first? We'll have to see the finished product to know for sure. Should be fun, unless there are surprise screwups à la SWI.
-
i didn't see it first cause i turned it off when the iron man 2 title came up. but then i saw all you fuckers talking about it so i had another looksee. fucking fantastic! but would have prefered the reveal to be in the film. i feel like they've shown the whole film!
-
It still amazes me how well Jon Favreau films action scenes. His earlier work (Elf - classic at my house) just didn't seem to suggest what he was capable of. I think that one of the greatest things about the first Iron Man was how he filmed the armor with an almost fetish-like love. The armor is the star and Favreau knows it.
-
This trailer is great because it is a new trailer for Iron Man 2: The Dark Nights and the old trailer makes me think it is going to smell like my Grammas bathroom after my Uncle Dmitri comes out but now I see this and I think it will be more like when a girl asks me if she can get pregnant from sex in a butt and I dont know what to do so I say "okay" (and she didnt not get pregnant. SWEET!)
The beggining of this trailer is so inspirational to me because Sherlock Homes flies into a Justin Timberlake concert and there is a American Flag like General Pattons movie and I get tears because it is my dream to do the same thing except my arrival will be more sweet because Amedeus and Emmanuel will do flying Jason Statham karate kicks behind me while I talk to my fans.
One things that is great about this new one and not so grat about this old one is that I am like "why a fuck is no one shooting The Wrestlers threw his wips because he has no fucking armors dumb fuck shit nuts!?" but now they show me that it happens in a Monacos so I am like "oh it is because they are in a France with the pussies who is a bitches who are scared of whips and who dont like guns." The movie makers did so much research for that part I am impressed.
I cannot tell what they are saying because they have not yet invented a babelfish at altavista.com for movie tralers but i dont need to no because they have a new suit for Mister Watsons who is now black and he has a gatling gun on his shoulder so best actor goes to him and best suit with a gun on the shoulder goes to IM2:TDN. Then there are other robots and they fight in a pond. Okay!
Scarlet Van Wilder looks so short and ugly but for some reasons my boners got so big and now I have to go to the bathroom really quickly. Okay I am back. Then there are so many fast shots of things I cant not follow because I am still hanging over from my Chimays that Soren gave me yesterday. -
sigh
-
They even made X3 look good. They can make almost any piece of shit look good. There is actually a special art to cutting a good trailer, and the guy(s) who cut this one don't have it.
-
This is the Iron Man movie to take on the mighty TDK. And since we're on the subject, can I just say again that TDK should have gotten a Best Picture Oscar? I can? Thanks.
-
Tron Legacy?
-
Not sold on this movie at all...but that was cool as hell.
-
before you harp on about how good it is. hey i loved it first time, but a mere year later and it's not ageing well
-
I've just watched it again, and it's still excellent. It sets a bench mark for these types of films and it will age well because it is seminal (in the original and influential sense, weirdos). This is only my opinion, though and there will always be those who disagree with a film which rated astronomically highly on such a range of generally fickle, even partisan, websites such as Rotten Tomatoes & imdb.com; worldwide box office and numerous critical Best of the Year lists.
-
You're right. TDK is not aging well already. I'd rather watch Iron Man or Batman Begins.
-
If The Wrestlers is going to want to win a Oscar for this he needs to have a DUIs and die in a house of a Full House twins because his accent is a shit like Heath Ledger is making a bad impression of a French Stewarts from 3rd Rock of a Sun but because he is dead no one say shit.
www.residentevilgenius.blogspot.com -
Talk about kicking it up a notch! There will be mass wreckage of property and hardware in this one...can't wait!
-
Even though I loved "The Prestige," I didn't think she was that hot in it, along with a lot of other films. But "Matchpoint" and now "Iron Man 2," Holy Shit!!!!
-
"no one believes in God anymore anyway, so if you could make him bleed that'd be a good new start"Wrong and er... wrong.Have a nice day!
-
Looking forward to this one.
-
YOU CAN'T just go changing black guy on us and not expect some of us to notice.
-
Hopefully they don't cheese the hell out of this like most comicbook-turned-movie films.
-
The whiplash character is a former Communist who is atheist. The statement reflects his attitude. It is his version of "If it bleeds, we can kill it." Simply about taking a hero down. It's a very correct statement in his characters view.
-
Care to tell me HOW TDK is "aging badly"? Or do some of you just need a bridge or two?
-
Show some respect!
-
if you can't even spell the word "aging."
-
that's just great stuff... yeah, the CGI from the trailers of Avatar was bad too.. ON MY LAPTOP... just wait until May.. geez..
-
daddy likes.
-
LOL! @ mynamesdan!
TDK hasn't aged well because of the lame Two-Face sub-mini-plot that almost ruined the movie. It is still a good movie, just not as re-watchable as something like the original Iron Man. -
The fantastic boobs help me overlook her manly voice. But man, Emily Blunt would have brought a super-sexiness to the Black Widow that Scarlett could never accomplish.
-
...over Civil War. Just can't seem to get past it. War Machine looks really cool!!!
-
she's college girl cute, that's all. Give me Emily Blunt or Christina Hendricks any day.
-
Is Jett? I just get that exact same "look at me, look at me" vibe off this guy. Like some low-rent, piss-poor comedian who's trying out one of his characters after the other on us.Oh and IM2 trailer rules. Really jazzed about this one. Gonna be a good summer.
-
. . . do we get to hear Scarlett's attempt at a Russian accent? I've been dreading that. I already voiced my opinion, wishing Blunt was in the role. And to think she had to ditch it for a f'n' Jack Black flick . . .
-
Seriously, dude, get a new hobby or try out those lame rip-offs somewhere else. They're not funny and neither are you. You *DO* understand that even SBC retired Borat because he was a one-note joke that got old REAL fast, right?
-
Gimme a second. Will check, but I don't think so. And I'm definitely with you on the Blunt love. Would WAY have preferred her to the en-fucking-tirely overrated Johannson.
-
MY BONER IS HUGE FOR THIS MOVIE, IT LAYS WASTE TO THE NEGATIVE TALKBACKERS WITH A MIGHTY SWING. Glad they kept the Black Sabbath song, too. I hope Marvel Studios gets their characters back from FOX within my lifetime, those shitheads.
-
Thats better, my vocabulary and grammar and spelling are normally impeccable. I really don't know how a spelling error invalidates my opinion of CSI :Chicago.
-
compared to the hurt locker Transformers looks like dumb summer pulp
I wonder what that makes Iron Man?
maybe the next best picture
-
Doesn't speak word one in the trailer. Not one. Hmmm. That's concerning, I think.
-
TDK is a superb film just hasnt got as much rewatchability as other films like Iron Man IMO.
-
You spelled "aging" correctly the first time. Unless you're from England or Canada. In which case, your correction is correct.Two spellings - Brits and Fifty-First Staters ;-) use the "e". Americans do not.
-
Brits and Australians use the "e." Americans and Fifty-First Staters do not.
-
Mar 08, 2010 10:11:45 AM CST
jlkf;dsjalkgfrjeiatikjdfzokokokokokokokokokokokokokokhgbvhjkf
by dangerdave
Sorry, I am cleaning the man batter off my keyboard...I came.
-
Mar 08, 2010 10:11:45 AM CST
jlkf;dsjalkgfrjeiatikjdfzokokokokokokokokokokokokokokhgbvhjkf
by dangerdave
Sorry, I am cleaning the man batter off my keyboard...I came.
-
Thanks but damn I'm a Brit! Shoulda known better.Harumph.I agree with you about ScarJo I was concerned about her casting.
-
Looks better every time.
-
Tony Stark is back, and just as funny as ever from the looks of it! Plus him and Rhodey finally get to work together. When you're with your best friend, you feel like you can take on the whole world. And in this movie, they really do! Seeing them standing back to back brought a tear to my eye; no joke. This film is going to be a lot of fun. PURE. MOVIE. MAGIC.
-
Two countries divided by a common language. ;-)Re: ScarJo, figure-wise, I've always pictured someone tall and slim as Black Widow not short and boob-y and hip-y. I understand that people think she's hot (though I ain't exactly one of them), but she's no Black Widow in my humble. Nonetheless, I can live with her (as long as the accent doesn't suck).
-
Mar 08, 2010 10:32:48 AM CST
Of course the Dark knight is going to lose a little.....
by theycallmemrtibbs
IF YOU WATCHED IT LIKE A GAZILLION TIMES SINCE IT DROPPED ON DVD AND BLUERAY!!!
-
5'7" according to Marvel Encyclopedia. Scarlett misses it by 2.75 inches.
-
But that's a good thing, idn' it?
-
Well after I sat through half of her performance in The Spirit, I didn't have high hopes for her as Black Widow , but we'll see I guess. Mrtibbs I aint hatin' on TDK, I've watched Iron Man a LOT on Blu-ray just find it more rewatchable.
-
AC/DC's song War machine is a kick ass song, but I was hoping they would use War Machine by KISS. I think it's more badass. Guess they didn't want to pay Gene.
-
'Nuff said...after seeing the newest trailer for the film :)
-
goddam it you're right! War Machine by Kiss is an awesomely powerful track. Nothing against AC/DC though, they're great too. Only concern- Every movie AC/DC has been involved with has bombed! Can't see it happenning in this case though!!!!
-
Cant WAIT!
-
...I'll see it matinee in the theater, but if they want ALL the baddies coming out of the woodwork they need more than Justin Hammer and that slippery fucking Soviet slag. NOTE TO J-FAV: DO NOT, DO _NOT_ KILL OFF ANYONE IN THIS MOVIE FOR FUCKS SAKE. NO MORE X-MEN CLONES THANK YOU.
-
1) Suitcase Suit
2) Silver-and-Red Iron Man
3) Mass-Produced Bad-Guys
Fuck, they might as well have included a few AIM scientists to round it all out. -
It is a poorly edited trailer. Cool stuff in it, but not well put-together. Shows WAAAAAY too much.
-
How the HELL do you complain about that trailer?!? And HOW is TDK not aging well? Jesus! You dork's get what you want and then complain about it anyway like a bunch of old women.
-
I had big doubts about this film but now I'm definitely interested.
-
The last trailer got me excited to see the movie. This trailer makes me feel like I've already seen the movie.
-
that looks fun! Scarlett looks supa-dupa-hot but I'm afraid they haven't let her speak in a trailer because they're worried about her accent, too.
-
You didn't know that Tony Stark has suitcase armor? I did. I have actually read an Iron Man comic. You're surprised that there's an army of suits? Armor wars? isn't that a recurring theme in Iron Man comics? Guess what *SPOILER* Tony Stark eventually develops a drinking problem.
-
This nmovie will cure cancer and help you get your woman back!
-
I said this at the SHH boards and got attacked for it. seriously watch his Golden Globes speech - its basically how he portrays Stark. I dont like Downey in the part at all. I recently watched Iron Man for the 3rd time and liked it alot better than I did the previous 2. Id always thought it was really overrated. Its a fun flick - but whats with all the TDK swipes?? Oh yea.... and Scarlet is ALWAYS hot.
-
Whats with all the TDK swipes in the Iron Man 2 clips weve seen. Downey went on a rant about the film when it came out, you complete me, the interrogation scene,walking down the hall with shit exploding in the background.
-
I don't think using AC/DC's War Machine over Kiss' version had nothing to do with "paying Gene". It probably had more to do with three things: 1. The fact that AC/DC's song was only released a year ago, and, 2. The fact that AC/DC still somewhat resonates with this generation, whereas Kiss does not. Teenagers today, their parents grew up with AC/DC...their GRANDparents grew up with Kiss, and, finally, 3. Iron Man 1 used AC/DC to open the film. (And my personal favorite, AC/DC wasn't shameless enough to slap their faces on coffins for sale to the general public. fucking pathetic.)
-
sorry
-
Agree with everything but the RDJ part. Some actors actually have enough personality to play themselves (Clooney, Bruce Willis, RDJ, Will Smith) most have to 'act' (Cruise, Pitt). He's a perfect fit for Stark.
-
seriously, get over that. A trailer cannot nor will it ever give you the full effect (heh), so getting hung up on that is nonsense.As for the suitcase armor, in the comics Stark would have his armor in separate sections that he could assemble in seconds (back when Bob Layton was the artist). For an old comic reader, that was just the icing on the trailer. Can't wait to see this one.
-
I took it as a metaphor, and not some "crazy matrix shit". (matrix?) The superhero mythos was derived from the "gods walk among us" stories that go as far back as Ancient Greece and beyond. Beings that stand apart from us with powers beyond that of mortals. And, by outing himself as Iron Man after saving the world from evil Jeff Bridges, that's what he was viewed as. A superhero/God. Obviously from what we've seen, the good old Govt. wants their piece of the action. I took the "If you can make God bleed, people will cease to believe in him" line as referring to the sway of public support. If whiplash can show the public that Stark is fallable, then the public might get behind the Govt. more in their quest to get his armor. Or Hammer. Or whoever is ultimately pulling Whiplash's strings. That was my understanding of it. Plus, any philosophy major will tell you that line of thought has been around a lot longer than the Matrix, in fact, most of the ideas in the matrix stem from philosophical discussions and ideologies throughout history. Even suggesting that line had anything to do with the Matrix tells me some learnin' needs to be done, son.
-
another reason their song was used, they're releasing an Iron Man 2 soundtrack featuring only AC/DC tracks.
-
forgot about that, Bouncy - wish they could have got AC/DC to cover Sabbath's Iron Man, would have been interesting to hear
-
I'm sure this movie will be exactly what I'm hoping from an Iron Man movie: shit blowing up, RDJ providing the same type of performance from the first one, and ScarJo wrapping me up with those thighs. One can wish on the last one.
-
I remeber when the first one came out, we were overloaded with clips, images and trailers for it. I felt the same way then , that I had pretty much seen the whole movie. But I was way off, there was soo much more too the movie than what few glimpses they gave us. I am sure this film will be the same way.
-
Mar 08, 2010 12:09:32 PM CST
The only bad part of 1st movie was the robot v robot ending
by lettersoftransit
Now it looks like #2 is going to have a lot more of the same. Hope the trailer's just weighted with that more than the movie itself is
-
... 'til Batman 3 comes out. Then they're screwed.
Seriously though... looks awesome! -
What, exactly, would you have Iron man fight at the end? Wizards? Vampires? He's IRON MAN!
-
when the batpod emerged from the destroyed tumbler the audience shat themselves... could've been a similar moment here but the power of the gag is ruined. geeks may say 'oh well ya cause he has that in the comics' but it's ruined nonetheless. geeks especially would've been floored seeing it for the first time on the big screen. trailers these days + internet access = no wonder left in film! remember the old days when you only saw clips of your most anticipated films on tv, during commercial breaks? Aliens, Robocop, Predator...you blew my mind.
-
I am thinking the make God bleed is like a metaphor for America and it is how the rest of a world is feeling about you guys (and some bitches). It is probably what was going through Obamas head when he teach his men to fly planes into buildings.
I am not smart but my wife take a class at a high school one time and her teachers say Iron Man one is all about a US options to get out of the middle east which is basicly to make military private and fuck shit up i think.
And this movie is probly same kind of things but now with relations with Russia and how Putin is a crazy fuckhead who is trying to kill all of you. -
lay off the drugs, man
-
count on it. Even RDJ's wit cannot catch up to him.
-
For some reason I get a bad vibe from the Iron Man 2 trailers. War Machine = awesome. More Tony Start = great. Scarlett in leather = awesome again. Lots of Iron Man armours = Cool.
But the problem for me is Whiplash. So far we are hoping he has a proper armour for taking on Stark, but we haven't seen one. Not even a toy version of it.
If he doesn't get a proper armour he is taking on a man who can fire missile from his wrists not to mention the unibeam with his skin unprotected. He hasn't got any method of flight or way to evade Stark. Stark can just fly up 50 ft and fire a missile at him to take him out. Whiplash needs an armour to be a credible threat, and Tonys a fool to let Vanko get close enough to him to do that whip manouver on the armour in the trailer. -
haha they're all nervous..
every comment oozes of contempt. -
Posting first is a time honored tradion here at AICN. show some respect man .
/s -
let's be realisitc, Iron Man films serve their puropse, good times at the theatre during the summer. fluffly fun, emotionless fun. movies like The Dark Knight are in a league of their own. as films, Iron Man is the MTV version of Batman. all flash, no real substance.
-
As if this has any chance of coming near TDK's level. At the moment it looks like it just might be better than the first Iron Man...:/
-
...I would like him to fight a "wizard" at the end. A wizard with "magic" rings. A wizard named The Mandarin.
-
Tons of love for both IM and TDK myself.And you're a much better man than me if you made it halfway through The Spirit. I was outta that shit in ten minutes flat. Had to wash my eyes out and start drinking heavily! You know how they say once you smell a dead body you'll always know that scent? Well, the stench of The Spirit will always be with me.Loved ScarJo in Ghost World and Lost in Translation, but, if that girl gave me insta-gasms I still couldn't have sat through The Spirit.
-
Maybe. He's got a big screen to fill against RD Jr, though. But Sam is pretty effin' awesome. Fucking LOVED him in Moon (a fantastic flick, imho).
-
...Hal Jordan hairstyle? Just sayin'...
-
It's trying to be Michael Bay!
-
"I'm not a SEASONED troll like dickless there."
Mayor: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes, it's true. The troll has no dick. -
Doesn't everybody know this by now?
-
well you do know that most of marvels and DC's creations are based on real world events issues, like war an such..... just thought id drop that in here
-
Voluptuous and beautiful. She puts a skinny skank like Megan Fox, or any number of other ultra skinny Hollywood actresses, to shame.
-
oh yeah, Amen buddy, a f'in men. Johanson is a babe and more....sigh
-
...no more fuck fucks... hmmm
-
It's bloody fucking amazing how good it is working on my asshole
-
Why blow your wad with the Mandarin already? we got what? 5 minutes of that in the first. Maybe we get a little more set-up in this one and then a KICK-ASS Iron Man 3 with the Mandarin.
-
I want all superhero movies to be great. If IM2 makes more money than TDK or not, who cares as long as it's good? Sheesh.
-
i still believe in predator though
-
Toystory 3, Tron, IM2, Halo Reach, Spec ops the line, the list grows.
I am happy. -
Mar 08, 2010 4:15:20 PM CST
Seems majority of you have run out of things to bitch about.
by wickedjester
Bad CGI? Poorly edited trailer?TDK doesn't age well?Get fucking bent.
-
I just hope Thor and Captain America will be just as good or better.
-
How can you say it shows too much without seeing the movie?
-
i thought they had to have the Captain cast by March 1st. wonder why there's no announcement? maybe they've realized their shortlist sucked. i pray that's what it is, anyway.
-
I don't have much to add, but this trailer kicks large amounts of ass. Ticket sold.
-
Not everyone here may believe in him but you cannot deny there are many worldwide who do. Actually you *can* deny it, you'd just be wrong as shit.
-
Mar 08, 2010 4:46:00 PM CST
SCARLETT JOHANNSEN IN A LEOPARD PRINT BRA SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF
by halsolo
That is how you take $12 out of my wallet. Here I thought her 720 degree takedown of the luckiest bit actor in the movie was the highlight...
-
Didn't realize there was a cap to the headline there.
-
But can see the point of maybe giving too much away in the trailer. The suitcase thing specifically was absolutely cool BUT the're going to have to top it in the movie with something mind boggling. Seriously imagine seeing the centurion armour spring from the case on the big screen.
-
Jesus has nothing to do with the "make a God bleed" quote as Jesus was never a God. He was the son of a God, like Hercules or Perseus, but not a God himself.
-
when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
-
Tony loves being a Billionaire Playboy while it's more of a facade for Bruce Wayne.
Bruce is more like a fish out of water without the Bat suit while Tony revels in both personas.
Bruce like to brood while Tony parties like it's 1999.
It's amazes me that both Favreau and Nolan get the characters they are working with, which make both trilogies enjoyable in they're own right. I think it's unfair to compare one to the other. -
it didn't need to age. It sucked the day it was released.
-
C'mon seriously, who would take Paltrow over Johansson?
-
And apparently he was right...he is no fool and is taking the paycheck, but it is damage control. The movie will make bank even if it sucks and all know that.
-
Mar 08, 2010 6:04:30 PM CST
Who wanted an example of trolling? Look @ Star Hump's comment
by wickedjester
That's trolling.
-
I like.
Not overly chuffed with Rourke though. A bit S&M, methinks. -
Most of Christianity believe that Jesus, God and the holy spirit were one and the same. It's called the holy trinity.
-
"If you could make God people will cease to believe in him"
Last time I checked 2.1 billion people claim Christianity as their religion of choice.
Happy Easter everyone. -
Must have felt all macho typing that.
-
it just says a lot about how you have been trained to praise mediocrity.
-
Big difference.Anyway, this is an Iron Man thread, it'll have enough trolls and bitching without opening a Religious Can-o-Worms.
-
I was totally surpised that a relatively 2nd tier character would turn out to be one the better superhero movies we've had over the years.But since Day 1, this sequel has given me the stench of shite.Mark my words
-
Pacino and Deniro was replaced with Bale and the Clown.
-
Mar 08, 2010 6:30:33 PM CST
Kaiser Soze: Jesus was killed because he claimed to be God.
by darthbauer
Not to start anything, but just so we're clear that the reason Jesus was killed by the Jews was because He did in fact claim to be God.
Here's some proof:
John 10:33
"We are not stoning you for any of these," replied the Jews, "but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God."
1 John 5:20
We know also that the Son of God has come and has given us understanding, so that we may know him who is true. And we are in him who is true—even in his Son Jesus Christ. He is the true God and eternal life.
Colossians 1:15-20
He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation. For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things were created by him and for him. He is before all things, and in him all things hold together. And he is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning and the firstborn from among the dead, so that in everything he might have the supremacy. For God was pleased to have all his fullness dwell in him, and through him to reconcile to himself all things, whether things on earth or things in heaven, by making peace through his blood, shed on the cross.
John 14:6-14
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. If you really knew me, you would know my Father as well. From now on, you do know him and have seen him."
Philip said, "Lord, show us the Father and that will be enough for us."
Jesus answered: "Don't you know me, Philip, even after I have been among you such a long time? Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, 'Show us the Father'? Don't you believe that I am in the Father, and that the Father is in me? The words I say to you are not just my own. Rather, it is the Father, living in me, who is doing his work. Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on the evidence of the miracles themselves. I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing. He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring glory to the Father. You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.
John 20:24-30
Now Thomas (called Didymus), one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came. So the other disciples told him, "We have seen the Lord!"
But he said to them, "Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe it."
A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you!" Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here; see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side. Stop doubting and believe."
Thomas said to him, "My Lord and my God!"
Then Jesus told him, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed."
Jesus did many other miraculous signs in the presence of his disciples, which are not recorded in this book. 31But these are written that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God, and that by believing you may have life in his name.
-
Fucking lack of EDIT.Cunts.
-
ugh, html would be so much better...anyhow, sorry about my above run on paragraph, just some food for thought. Oh and the Iron Man trailer was decent. Although Micky Rourke is laughable at points in it, and I think they're spillin some of the coolest shots with the multiple Iron Man suits and the suitcase Iron Man...should have waited for the movie for that. I'm hopeful and I know that even if Robert were simply reading the phone book, he'd make the movie entertaining, so here's to hoping....
-
Didn't reveal the full Whiplash suit though, so there is that.
-
Save it for sunday school man, keep it to bitching/splooging the trailer and Scarlet Johanson's tits, okay? We're trying to run a geek site here.
-
Lovin' the suitcase, not loving the ignorance of the sheer damage that would be done to a body traveling at those speeds and impacting a stationary surface with the force of a comet. The results would not be pretty... still, I'll see it AND buy the DVD.
-
Clearly, Starrk is the inventor of the legendary "inertial dampener".
The question remains, however, who invented the "heisenberg compensator"?
My money is on Reed Richards. -
...Ironman you knuckle heads.
-
Not a pulpit to discuss 'The Sky Bully' ©Stephen Fry
-
I'm guessing Professor or Doctor Heisenberg.
-
It was very cool watching Iron-Man fight terrorists and tanks, but once it's just a bunch of dudes wearing metal suits attacking each other, well, no longer interested.
-
Now THAT'S how you TROLL!
-
Mar 08, 2010 8:47:50 PM CST
why do your fucking minds go straight to compare
by rene_belloq_12inch_figure
TDK to IRON MAN.
FUCK, BE ORIGINAL. IT GETS SO DAMN TIRING!. FUCKTARDS. -
NO, NOT THE BAND!!! The character, she is one of Black Widow's main Nemesis in the comics...look it up!!!!
-
The first made 318 mil domestic. The trailer looks great, I think all the people who saw it on Dvd for the first time will be more interested in seeing it in the theatre 2nd time around.
-
http://www.program-glitch-esc.net/
-
Mar 08, 2010 9:36:59 PM CST
I was worried after the first trailer ... but not any more. this
by greatczarsghost
-
Saw it on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and it was the first trailer in a long time to make me want to see the movie.
-
how long will it take this site to post?
in 2008 it was dark knight
well this time they IM at least has a few months before being blown out of the water. -
I wonder if they're going to unveil the hulk buster armor as all these films are tied together and the next up for Iron man would be Avengers.
-
Did he make that by himself in his garage? All those spare parts he'd need for the dings. He may as well have magic powers etc. --- I love bitching. Can't wait for this! OMFG in a handbag.
-
...will get a bailout. Pepper Potts gets a controversial bonus. That senate committee RDJ testifies in front of will try to get the money back. Obama will acquire Stark and dismantle its weapons arm, then apologize to Iran for American dominance. It will be topical, bitches.
-
thus, i want to explain myself as someone who is not a hater and someone who actually loves iron man and is looking forward to iron man 2 - altho i don't believe it'll be FANTASTIC ... just good. Now, I LOVE dark knight. but i also LOVE star trek 3. But you sit down now, and i mean NOW, and try and sit throu it... it hasnt aged well. it's not a stayer. all those little things we forgave in the cinema because it was so awesomely shot and grounded in reality, are sticking out like the dogs balls they are. it's a shame actually. but im serious, don't discount me because you can't stand to hear a bad word said about dark knight. put it on now, you all have it right? put it on, watch it, and marvel (pun not intended) at how nasty it actually is
-
...as other people I know, I find both films very good and yes they have their flaws, but nothing major for me. I'm looking forward to IM2 and the follow up to TDK- whenever and whatever that will be!
-
But it appears they are poised to try to make him so.
-
Mar 09, 2010 4:50:39 AM CST
Skinny Chicks Rule...God Doesn't Exist...Obama is Disappointing
by laserpants
Troll fix.
-
Come to think of it, it just made Avatar irrelevant too. It's pretty much made everything coming out totally irrelevant.
-
What little things?
-
I wasn't trolling. I wasn't camping out on this thread trying to piss people off. I don't think TDK is a good movie. It's an unpopular opinion, and actually, it has no place in an Iron Man 2 discussion. I shouldn't have mentioned it in the first place. But I would love to read BendersShinyAss' reasons, I have to admit.
-
Mar 09, 2010 9:32:06 AM CST
Skinny or curvy, doesn't matter.... God exists... Obama is Presi
by juemad
Edit
-
considering it's going to be the first film in theaters to use Avatar's tech (6 months before Tin Tin as well). So it will tell us if Cameron's 3D system really is as impressive as Avatar made it out to be.
-
I guess I mean I no longer care about Avatar (which I loved) because this looks about a hunnert zillion times cooler (which it is).
-
Mar 09, 2010 11:00:56 AM CST
Skinny > Curvy...God is a fairy tale...Obama, sadly, failed
by laserpants
Re-edit.1. Skinny is vastly superior to fat (aka "curvy"). 2. Do people actually believe there is a magical, bearded man who lives in the sky and knows when they've been naughty or nice? Really?! In 2010?!?! Wow. 3. Hope and Change has turned to Apathy and Inertia. But boy, was it exciting when he won. Oh well.
-
Batman is the brooding millionaire, Iron Man is the party guy millionaire (that is, until he admits to himself that he's an alky, goes into recovery, and eventually becomes a fascist who was instrumental in the murder of his friend.)
-
Mar 09, 2010 1:14:12 PM CST
Scarlet does her version of a Hurricarana and where's Iron Maide
by impossibledreamers
Olivia Munn is listed as Iron Maiden by IMDB and pretty far UP the cast chain, so maybe they are holding some stuff in reserve.
And the whip herself around the guy three times JUST to throw him down did look sweet, but a fluf move. Still, Scarlet - hunny - the WWE could use you. -
I know alot of the world actually get it a week before the americans, but I still take extra pleasure out of getting anything huge before the US. We've been screwed so many times
So that's Iron Man 2 we a get a week before the Americans, and Kick-Ass two weeks before! Good times
Shame we have to wait a month for Toy Story though, damn World Cup.
-
Scarlett Johanssen isn't fat.
Christina Hendricks isn't fat.
Hell, most of the models in a Lane Bryant flyer aren't fat! -
Aria Giovanni isn't fat. At least last time I saw her.
-
aren't fat.
-
best news i heard all day
-
would be the best Captain America possible
-
suck
-
...is awesome so I wouldnt mind him taking on another role. I suggested him for Cap awhile back since in my mind.. those abortion Fantastic Four movies never happened :)
-
Well, as I've seen the Suitcase in one of the Featurettes, I've noticed this Suitcase, in an Scene where it's tossed out of the Car, with the rooftop damaged by Whiplash.
(funfact: the prop of the Suitcase got fell apart due to it hitting the Ground), so after I saw it, I told my Bro about it of seemingly being an Iron Man - Suit.
Luckily, I was right, and it also looks awesome.
Favreau proves us, that he's totally into the Stuff, implementing a lot of cools Stuff, while maintaining a good story. -
And to the asshole who said we need mroe Whiplash and Black Widow...why? We need as little footage as possible of the villains so that shit isn't ruined for us.
-
I could see the influence of Genndy Tartovsky in the scene with IM and WM with the cherry blossoms I hope there are more scenes like that.
-
that bitch has its own thread....
now as for IM2, im not sure if im alone here but stark is RDjr hes perfect for the role and holy shit war machine! and even more holier, the suitcase! OMFG!
but wtf is this bullshit about TDK, give it a rest already the movie was phenomenal and you all seem to forget that movie wasnt batman's that movie was fucking Jokers man, heath bent bale over and stuck his long dick (inc his ballsack) right into bales asshole throughout the whole movie.
TDK WAS THE SHIT, IM WAS THE SHIT, THE HULK(nortons)WAS THE SHIT, SPIDERMAN WAS THE SHIT,SUPERMAN RETURNS WAS POS, so with that said IM2 WILL BE THE SHIT -
" give it a rest already the movie was phenomenal and you all seem to forget that movie wasnt batman's that movie was fucking Jokers man, heath bent bale over and stuck his long dick (inc his ballsack) right into bales asshole throughout the whole movie."
I laughed. Have you seen this Tony Stark Twitter? It's awesome so far
:http://twitter.com/TonyBMFStark -
Ignore that space. It's TonyBMFStark.
-
A lot of you guys make me laugh. You spend so much time complaining about every little tidbit as the movie is in production. You don't trust a film crew to do anything right (and admittedly sometimes they don't), and you want every single secret revealed before the movie comes out... But then you complain that they should've saved the suitcase as a surprise for the audience. HAHAHA. Hilarity. Perhaps they should've called this one "Irony Man 2"... no? Ah, well. It was worth a try (rim shot and cymbal, please).
-
i feel like a goat's titty posting my comments 10 days after the fact, but i've been staying at my sister's house due to a family emergency and that woman lives in the stone age with no internet service. I read the entire TB(which was pretty hard), so my blurb of a retort... deep breath... I can't believe people are complaining about the CG. not only is it irrelevant to do so with a trailer, but personally, I think even this preliminary CG looks pretty god damn good. I love the spectacle of Stark now that Iron Man's identity is publicly known; that could have easily been mishandled. Rourke looks really, really kickass. the exterior shot of what, I assume, is Siberia... nice stuff. Favreau continues to impress me as a visual director. some of you say Rockwell looks hammy, I think he looks poised to absolutely steal the show. can't wait for more from him. I was more than thrilled to see ScarJo in a tight leather outfit, until someone had to spoil the fun by reminding me that Emily Blunt was supposed to play the role. frankly, there are more than enough movies where Scarlett is looking sexy with her titties bouncing around, but I would've killed to see a damn beautiful actress like Emily Blunt play that role. I'm sad now. but I'm thrilled that Cheadle gets to be the Rhodey in War Machine gear. I never understood the fondness for Terrence Howard; he's still riding the high of Hustle and Flow, I guess, because he's a pretty fucking poor actor. oh and on the note of TDK... I'm one of the few movie geeks that feels like Nolan is kind of missing the mark with his Batfilms, and TDK didn't leave an indelible mark on me initially. but on the contrary to those who say it has aged poorly, its actually getting better over time to me. maybe because the hype is in the past now? I don't know. I'll see it on every now and then on Cinemax and feel drawn to sneak a peek, and then 90 minutes later I'll realize I've yet to turn the channel.
Readers Talkback
User Login
Top Talkbacks
- To Commemorate The 3D Release Of STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE, George Lucas Wants You To Know...Greedo Shoots First!! -- 425 total posts 425 posts
- Quint travels to Barsoom and visits the John Carter set!!! -- 125 total posts 94 posts
- SPACE 2099!! -- 155 total posts 79 posts
- Rest In Peace Bethesda’s Adam Adamowicz -- 70 total posts 70 posts
- There's a STAR TREK video game that is going to lead into JJ's STAR TREK 2 apparently... -- 67 total posts 67 posts
- Friday Brings SWEEPS DAY NINE!! Gab Here About Tonight’s FRINGE!! Plus Einstein on TIM, Wiig On PORTLANDIA, MAHER, CLONE, GIFTED, GRIMM, SPARTACUS, SUPERNATURAL, GOLD RUSH And More!! -- 86 total posts 66 posts
- The Sensorties Revisit The Friday Docback (And Still Smell)!! DOCTOR WHO Story #7 Again, The Coming Of Season/Series 7, And More!! -- 65 total posts 65 posts
- AVENGERS enemy revealed as pink boardgame pieces... You might suffer some form of elation... SPOILERS!!! -- 57 total posts 52 posts
- Ridley Scott's Next Will Be Cormac McCarthy's THE COUNSELOR! -- 48 total posts 48 posts
- Wanna smell like the Hulk? What about Cap? Consider yourself a Thunder God or a unisex God of Mischief? -- 45 total posts 44 posts




