I am – Hercules!!
Two things to record while you’re at work Tuesday: 1) Roger Ebert makes his first nationally televised appearance in years on “Oprah.” 2) On CBS’ “The Early Show,” Harry Smith gets Howard Stern’s appraisal of the first new episode in months of “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.” Stern has made no secret of the fact that he fucking hates Leno. Speaking of Stern? Next Wednesday, March 10, is the date of his Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Contest live on Sirius Satellite Radio. At least four of Woods’ actual mistresses will be half-naked and swapping sex stories as they compete for the $100,000 top prize. Given Stern’s take-no-prisoners interviewing technique, expect headlines to be made. “The Early Show”: 7 a.m. Tuesday. CBS. “Oprah”: syndicated. Check local listings. Follow Herc on Twitter!!

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