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  • Feb. 28, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Justified

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Hope it continues the line of success for FX. Sons of Anarchy improved VASTLY from season one to season two.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    FUCK YOU JAY LENO

    by beetlegeuse

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 6:01 p.m. CST

    CarmillaVonDoom

    by Hercules

    Justified is the best pilot I've seen this season.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 6:10 p.m. CST

    fx

    by ORIONgods

    is the best network rite now

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    V

    by cottonheadedninnymuggins

    stoked to see it back might be on my own, couldnt give a fuck... potential and plenty of it.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Justified...

    by Johnny Smith

    ...looks like it'll be awesome, but they need a Powers Boothe injection for their Big Bad. Nice little Deadwood reunion in the making. Don't tell me that wouldn't be amazing.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Justified, Pacific, and Breaking Bad

    by Rhuragh

    March is going to be awesome.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Justified and The Pacific

    by Crow3711

    Must-see TV. Can't wait for both. Olyphant is a fucking badass.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    @JettL1993

    by Incomplete Gamer

    You forget just one thing: American's don't get a shit about hockey. So, none of us care if you won "GOLD GOLD GOLD".

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Typo

    by Incomplete Gamer

    American's don't GIVE a shit, rather. Too eager to type, I guess.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    JettL1993 whatever man. Canada HAD to win.

    by slder78

    US was in a no lose situation. If they won awesome. If they lost, no one expected much from them anyway. Canada losing on the other hand would've been equivalent to the Dallas Cowboys losing the Super Bowl to the USC trojans.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    JettL1993

    by Canuck815

    is Canadian??? That's the sound of my world shattering.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    Imcomplete Gamer

    by TampaBayLightning

    If Americans dont give a shit about hockey, how come we've held the Stanley Cup since 1994?

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    TampaBayLightning

    by The Chalk Outline

    Probably because every team that has won the cup since then has been comprised of at least 50% Canadian players.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    just as JettL works for any movie he chooses...

    by mrgreentheplant

    he also is a citizen of any nation he chooses. If Eritrea had won the gold he'd be rubbing our smug western faces in it. And, I don't know if he's mentioned this, but he was also the basis of "You're so Vain."

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    thanks for the good news about "Justified." ☺

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Now I can be more psyched. Elmore Leonard is a favorite of mine, and even though it had its flaws, "Karen Sisco" should have been given a lot longer to find legs.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Did they cancel Stargate Universe?

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    Because that show just disappeared off the face of the earth.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    FUCK YEAH!

    by batman713

    Boy I gotta a lot of shows to watch coming this march.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Chalk Outline

    by TampaBayLightning

    Canadians playing for and drawing salaries from American teams. Regardless, it's been 16 years since a Canadian team has touched the Cup. Lord Stanley loves his tan.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    Anyone else looking forward to "The Marriage Ref"?

    by Toe Jam

    On the surface, it looks like more reality pap, but with some of the people involved -- Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Ricky Gervais -- I think it could be quite hilarious. The promos have me a bit psyched, anyway, and as long as Jay Leno doesn't make an appearance ...

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    at 12 tomorrow cap. america will be cast

    by ORIONgods

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    As a Canadian, I would like to apologize to the rest

    by TheBitchuation

    of the world for JettL1993

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Justified.....

    by bengrim420

    is gonna be motherfuckinbadass!!!!

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    No screeners for Marriage Ref

    by Hercules

    never a good sign

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    You need to be watching the UK show Being Human

    by G100

    A good first season but in the second season it becomes truly great. An adult show about the Supernatural that manages to be surpirsingly grounded, very funny at times and balls to the wall Horror.

  • Feb. 28, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    The Pacific looks rad!!

    by RedJester

    And Parenthood looks intriguing, but alas, I'm boycotting NBC. All these other shows though, I can do without... On a sidenote, "How to Make it in America" is actually a pretty good show, surprise surprise...

  • March 1, 2010, 12:29 a.m. CST

    "No screeners for Marriage Ref"

    by Shermdawg

    "WHAT'S the deal with THAT?"

  • March 1, 2010, 12:35 a.m. CST

    South Park already?...

    by DanielKurland

    I hate how quickly these "seasons" go by, but LOVE how quickly these "seasons" sneak up on me.

  • March 1, 2010, 12:59 a.m. CST

    So Jett if Hockey is YOUR Game

    by IndustryKiller!

    Using the royal your to describe Canada. take a look at the most medals won, does that make Winter OUR season? Just trying to point out what a douche bag you sound like.

  • March 1, 2010, 1:01 a.m. CST

    To the other Canadians

    by IndustryKiller!

    Congrats. That was an awesome game for both teams, but I admit you outplayed us. See you in four years?

  • March 1, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    Jay Leno sucks underfed dog balls!

    by yeah i'm a jerk!

    Not gonna watch this crap ever!

  • March 1, 2010, 2:07 a.m. CST

    nbc pulls another heidi

    by brabon300

    in an attempt to hold the huge audience watching the closing ceremonies, nbc cut away to show the marriage ref....tweeters were enraged<p> who the fuck is running that network?

  • March 1, 2010, 2:18 a.m. CST

    oh, smartest thing the canadian organizers did

    by brabon300

    having shat open that "i am a canandian" bit<P> dumbest thing...not having rush close out the show or even bryan adams, who was just hangin around the games waiting for someone to ask him to sing<p> instead, they gave us nickleback (suck), avril lavigne (who not only looked like she didnt want to be there, but truly is teh suck), alanis (who looked hotter than ever, but was singin a downer of a song), simple plan (were they ever good or relevant), some disneyesque boy band, some girl who was singing in french and michael buble (who is a bad vegas lounge singer)<P> totally shocked that they didnt have bob and doug mccenzie telling everyone why they are canadian

  • March 1, 2010, 6:30 a.m. CST

    Must agree. Breaking Bad and Justified.

    by The McPoyle Clan

    March will be good.<br><br>TLC--the network of dwarfs and breeders. Why not combine the two?<br><br>If Canadians have their own bacon, what do they call the real thing up there? American Bacon?

  • March 1, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Love me some South Park

    by Judge Briggs

    also, Herc, is that Survivors season 2 beginning?

  • March 1, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST

    I realize feb has come and gone

    by skimn

    and it may not be The Venture Bros (my favorite Adult Swim show), but Tim & Eric's 5th season began last night with not a single mention. Yea, I know there are some that hate the show with a passion, but its better than 99% of the reality crap that surfaces month after month.

  • March 1, 2010, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Cotton, I'm with ya'...

    by zer0cool2k2

    Glad V is coming back! Hopefully it will continue to improve. <P> Also hope Justified is as good as it looks. Won't mind a bit if Olyphant is playing a modern-day Seth Bullock.

  • March 1, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    HAHA!!! Web Soup

    by Series7

    You suck balls compared to Tosh.0.

  • March 1, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    please South Park

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    Do an episode on Haiti and the tsunami... also an ep on LOST, cuz ill love to see Cartmans take on it (seein as he might be equivalent to Bens intelligence and manipulation ability)

  • March 1, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Nurse Jackie date?

    by ByTor

    Herc, no dates next to Nurse Jackie...deliberate?

  • March 1, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Nurse Jackie starts in April

    by beefywhore

    This was just March start dates.

  • March 1, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Saw the first 2 episodes of Nurse Jackie season 2

    by beefywhore

    Its an improvement over last year.

  • March 1, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    BTW JettL1993 is an internet troll

    by beefywhore

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg

  • March 1, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    "The Marriage Ref"

    by Toe Jam

    Stumbled upon the series premiere Sunday night, so I guess, technically, it isn't a March premiere. (I could have sworn it wasn't set to premiere until mid-March, though.) I was somewhat disappointed by the show, if only because it has a definite asshole vibe. Here we had Alec Baldwin, Kelly Ripa and Jerry Seinfeld -- all incredibly rich and presumably "cultured" -- ridiculing average people. Granted, some of the people are obviously and hilariously mental, but it just smacked of cultural bullying. I might give the second episode a chance, though.

  • March 1, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    The McPoyle Clan, Canadian Bacon, here known as

    by jim

    Back Bacon, comes from the pork loin. We do also have regular bacon, which comes from the pork belly. However, slices of ham, which comes from pork thigh and rump, is often sold in the US erroneously as "Canadian Bacon". To me, true Back Bacon, or Canadian Bacon, is also coated in peameal or cornmeal.<br><p>"Using the royal your to describe Canada. take a look at the most medals won, does that make Winter OUR season?"<p>Yes, in coming second and third. But when it comes to finishing in first place, using the royal we, we had the most.

  • March 1, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    The Marriage Ref was shit

    by the_juicy_box_of_megan_fox

    <p>Asshole celebrities ridiculing "little people"? And, on top of that, the celebrities are no strangers to marriage problems: Alec Baldwin had a pretty ugly divorce from Kim Basinger, and Seinfeld met his wife while she was on the honeymoon with her ex-husband.</p> <p>The fact that the couple never appears on stage with the celebrities shows how elitist the whole thing was. Because celebrities are too good to associate with "normal people." Right?</p>

  • March 1, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Oh yea, 12:30am IS March 1st..

    by skimn

    And Herc, you mention Tim & Eric in the SNL TB, but forget to mention that season 5 started this morning...making it a March premiere date. WTF? And to the haters, I hope the "sit on you, I sit on you" guy sits on your face.

  • March 1, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    What do you mean "South Park already"?

    by frozen01

    It's been nearly four months. In addition to almost SIX MONTHS between episode #7 and #8.

  • March 1, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Marriage Ref

    by frozen01

    Waaaaaait a second. So it's okay for Simon, who probably can't sing worth shit, to tear people a new one week after week on American Idol just because they're somewhat talented instead of amazing (by his standards, of course) but "celebrities" are assholes and "elitist" for making fun of the arguments that married people have because they've had bad marriages themselves? <p>Toe Jam, NO ONE thinks Jerry Seinfeld is "cultured". And I had to look up who Kelly Ripa was. <p>the_juicy_box_of_megan_fox: Or the just figured out that it's cheaper to mail tape back and forth than fly celebrities. Private planes are expensive, you know. BTW, I like your name :)

  • March 1, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Jett is not a troll...

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    Hes just not funny... but i do wonder what his other tb name is... i have a feelin he is someone popular (by aicn standards)

  • March 1, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    frozen01

    by the_juicy_box_of_megan_fox

    <p>The tone of the show just felt a little holier than thou and "celebrities helping the little people."</p> <p>And thanks for the compliment on the name.</p>

  • March 1, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    frozen01

    by Series7

    Also Simon used to actually be a music producer. So he knows what he is talking about.

  • March 1, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Chuck isn't returning in March?

    by Dreamwriter

    ...I thought it was returning today (March 1), but it's not on the list at all.

  • March 2, 2010, 5:49 a.m. CST

    Know your cuts of meat

    by The McPoyle Clan

    Thanks for the explanation Big Jim. I share Vincent Vega's appreciation of porcine product.

  • March 2, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    I watched a bit of Leno last night

    by HucksterFinn

    just out of curiousity. I thought Kevin Eubanks was supposed to bail on Jay. It's a shame he stayed.