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Published at:  Feb 28, 2010 5:30:06 PM CST

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Little Parents, First Baby (TLC) March 1
Rules of Engagement (CBS) March 1
Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC) March 1
Madmen of the Sea (AP) March 2
Parenthood (NBC) March 2
Players (Spike) March 2
Southland (TNT) March 2
Ghost Hunters (Syfy) March 3
Locator (WE) March 3
Web Soup (G4) March 3
Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo) March 4
Who Do You Think You Are (NBC) March 5
Mystery Files (ID) March 6
Food Wars (Travel) March 9
America’s Next Top Model (CW) March 10
Billy The Exterminator (A&E) March 10
First Love, Second Chance (TVL) March 10
High Society (CW) March 10
Sober House (VH1) March 11
True Crime (ID) March 11
Guard (Ion) March 13
America’s Worst Driver (Travel) March 14
Antonio Treatment (HGTV) March 14
Celebrity Apprentice (NBC) March 14
Fatal Attractions (AP) March 14
Kendra (E!) March 14
Minute to Win It (NBC) March 14
The Pacific (HBO) March 14
Sons of Tucson (Fox) March 14
Tough As Nails (HGTV) March 14
Ultimate Recipe Showdown (Fox) March 14
Home Rules (HGTV) March 15
Price of Beauty (VH1) March 15
Transform Me (VH1) March 15
Justified (FX) March 16
Love Games: Bad Girls (Oxygen) March 16
Marriage Under Construction (HGTV) March 16
Addicted (TLC) March 17
Destination Truth (Syfy) March 17
South Park (CC) March 17
Ugly Americans (CC) March 17
FlashForward (ABC) March 18
Breaking Bad (AMC) March 21
Life (Discovery) March 21
Gene Simmons Family Jewels (A&E) March 21
Kimora (Style) March 21
Kirstie Alley’s Big Life (A&E) March 21
Dancing With The Stars (ABC) March 22
Nurse Jackie (Showtime)
Top Gear (BBCA) March 22
United States of Tara (Showtime) March 22
Fly Girls (CW) March 24
Mythbusters (Discovery) March 24
Chandon Pictures (Sundance) March 26
Food Revolution (ABC) March 26
Wife Swap (ABC) March 26
Survivors (BBCA) March 27
Emeril Lagasse (Ion) March 28
Saving Grace (TNT) March 29
10 Thinks I Hate About You (ABCF) March 29
Future Food (PG) March 30
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (USA) March 30
V (ABC) March 30
In Plain Sight (USA) March 31
Ultimate Fighter (Spike) March 31
Wa$ted (PG) March 31

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Addicted (TLC) March 17
America’s Next Top Model (CW) March 10
America’s Worst Driver (Travel) March 14
Antonio Treatment (HGTV) March 14
Billy The Exterminator (A&E) March 10
Breaking Bad (AMC) March 21
Celebrity Apprentice (NBC) March 14
Chandon Pictures (Sundance) March 26
Dancing With The Stars (ABC) March 22
Destination Truth (Syfy) March 17
Emeril Lagasse (Ion) March 28
Fatal Attractions (AP) March 14
First Love, Second Chance (TVL) March 10
FlashForward (ABC) March 18
Fly Girls (CW) March 24
Food Revolution (ABC) March 26
Food Wars (Travel) March 9
Future Food (PG) March 30
Gene Simmons Family Jewels (A&E) March 21
Ghost Hunters (Syfy) March 3
Guard (Ion) March 13
High Society (CW) March 10
Home Rules (HGTV) March 15
In Plain Sight (USA) March 31
Justified (FX) March 16
Kendra (E!) March 14
Kimora (Style) March 21
Kirstie Alley’s Big Life (A&E) March 21
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (USA) March 30
Life (Discovery) March 21
Little Parents, First Baby (TLC) March 1
Locator (WE) March 3
Love Games: Bad Girls (Oxygen) March 16
Madmen of the Sea (AP) March 2
Marriage Under Construction (HGTV) March 16
Minute to Win It (NBC) March 14
Mystery Files (ID) March 6
Mythbusters (Discovery) March 24
Nurse Jackie (Showtime)
The Pacific (HBO) March 14
Parenthood (NBC) March 2
Players (Spike) March 2
Price of Beauty (VH1) March 15
Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo) March 4
Rules of Engagement (CBS) March 1
Saving Grace (TNT) March 29
Sober House (VH1) March 11
Sons of Tucson (Fox) March 14
South Park (CC) March 17
Southland (TNT) March 2
Survivors (BBCA) March 27
10 Thinks I Hate About You (ABCF) March 29
Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC) March 1
Top Gear (BBCA) March 22
Tough As Nails (HGTV) March 14
Transform Me (VH1) March 15
True Crime (ID) March 11
Ugly Americans (CC) March 17
Ultimate Fighter (Spike) March 31
Ultimate Recipe Showdown (Fox) March 14
United States of Tara (Showtime) March 22
V (ABC) March 30
Wa$ted (PG) March 31
Web Soup (G4) March 3
Who Do You Think You Are (NBC) March 5
Wife Swap (ABC) March 26


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    Readers Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 5:49:44 PM CST

    Justified

    by carmillavondoom

    Hope it continues the line of success for FX. Sons of Anarchy improved VASTLY from season one to season two.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 5:57:36 PM CST

    FUCK YOU JAY LENO

    by beetlegeuse

  • Feb 28, 2010 6:01:31 PM CST

    CarmillaVonDoom

    by hercules

    Justified is the best pilot I've seen this season.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 6:10:25 PM CST

    fx

    by oriongods

    is the best network rite now

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 6:20:27 PM CST

    V

    by cottonheadedninnymuggins

    stoked to see it back
    might be on my own, couldnt give a fuck...
    potential and plenty of it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 6:45:17 PM CST

    Justified...

    by johnny smith

    ...looks like it'll be awesome, but they need a Powers Boothe injection for their Big Bad. Nice little Deadwood reunion in the making. Don't tell me that wouldn't be amazing.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 6:59:36 PM CST

    Justified, Pacific, and Breaking Bad

    by rhuragh

    March is going to be awesome.

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  • Feb 28, 2010 7:29:50 PM CST

    Remember america

    by jettl1993

    If you ain't first you're last...it's our game bitches GOLD GOLD GOLD...CANADA!!!!!!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 7:33:02 PM CST

    Justified and The Pacific

    by crow3711

    Must-see TV. Can't wait for both. Olyphant is a fucking badass.

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  • Feb 28, 2010 7:47:58 PM CST

    @JettL1993

    by incomplete gamer

    You forget just one thing: American's don't get a shit about hockey. So, none of us care if you won "GOLD GOLD GOLD".

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 7:48:39 PM CST

    Typo

    by incomplete gamer

    American's don't GIVE a shit, rather. Too eager to type, I guess.

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  • Feb 28, 2010 7:52:45 PM CST

    JettL1993 whatever man. Canada HAD to win.

    by slder78

    US was in a no lose situation. If they won awesome. If they lost, no one expected much from them anyway. Canada losing on the other hand would've been equivalent to the Dallas Cowboys losing the Super Bowl to the USC trojans.

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  • Feb 28, 2010 8:16:16 PM CST

    JettL1993

    by canuck815

    is Canadian??? That's the sound of my world shattering.

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  • Feb 28, 2010 8:24:02 PM CST

    Imcomplete Gamer

    by tampabaylightning

    If Americans dont give a shit about hockey, how come we've held the Stanley Cup since 1994?

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  • Feb 28, 2010 8:35:10 PM CST

    TampaBayLightning

    by the chalk outline

    Probably because every team that has won the cup since then has been comprised of at least 50% Canadian players.

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  • Feb 28, 2010 8:54:10 PM CST

    just as JettL works for any movie he chooses...

    by mrgreentheplant

    he also is a citizen of any nation he chooses. If Eritrea had won the gold he'd be rubbing our smug western faces in it. And, I don't know if he's mentioned this, but he was also the basis of "You're so Vain."

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  • Feb 28, 2010 9:02:13 PM CST

    thanks for the good news about "Justified." ☺

    by carmillavondoom

    Now I can be more psyched. Elmore Leonard is a favorite of mine, and
    even though it had its flaws, "Karen Sisco" should have been given a lot longer to find legs.

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  • Feb 28, 2010 9:17:02 PM CST

    Did they cancel Stargate Universe?

    by skidmarkedundies

    Because that show just disappeared off the face of the earth.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 9:25:59 PM CST

    FUCK YEAH!

    by batman713

    Boy I gotta a lot of shows to watch coming this march.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 9:31:49 PM CST

    Chalk Outline

    by tampabaylightning

    Canadians playing for and drawing salaries from American teams. Regardless, it's been 16 years since a Canadian team has touched the Cup. Lord Stanley loves his tan.

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  • Feb 28, 2010 9:44:45 PM CST

    Anyone else looking forward to "The Marriage Ref"?

    by toe jam

    On the surface, it looks like more reality pap, but with some of the people involved -- Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Ricky Gervais -- I think it could be quite hilarious. The promos have me a bit psyched, anyway, and as long as Jay Leno doesn't make an appearance ...

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  • Feb 28, 2010 9:49:42 PM CST

    yeah TampaBayLightning

    by jettl1993

    american teams have held the cup since 94, but the majority of the players who won it were canadian. Either way our olympics kicked your olympics ass. Salt lake city was a crap event, only awarded to the city because like all americans they had to cheat with bribes to win

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  • Feb 28, 2010 10:01:57 PM CST

    at 12 tomorrow cap. america will be cast

    by oriongods

  • Feb 28, 2010 10:06:24 PM CST

    As a Canadian, I would like to apologize to the rest

    by thebitchuation

    of the world for JettL1993

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  • Feb 28, 2010 10:57:45 PM CST

    Justified.....

    by bengrim420

    is gonna be motherfuckinbadass!!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 11:31:25 PM CST

    No screeners for Marriage Ref

    by hercules

    never a good sign

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 28, 2010 11:44:53 PM CST

    You need to be watching the UK show Being Human

    by g100

    A good first season but in the second season it becomes truly great. An adult show about the Supernatural that manages to be surpirsingly grounded, very funny at times and balls to the wall Horror.

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  • Feb 28, 2010 11:53:18 PM CST

    The Pacific looks rad!!

    by redjester

    And Parenthood looks intriguing, but alas, I'm boycotting NBC. All these other shows though, I can do without... On a sidenote, "How to Make it in America" is actually a pretty good show, surprise surprise...

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  • Mar 01, 2010 12:29:43 AM CST

    "No screeners for Marriage Ref"

    by shermdawg

    "WHAT'S the deal with THAT?"

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  • Mar 01, 2010 12:35:55 AM CST

    South Park already?...

    by danielkurland

    I hate how quickly these "seasons" go by, but LOVE how quickly these "seasons" sneak up on me.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 12:59:21 AM CST

    So Jett if Hockey is YOUR Game

    by industrykiller!

    Using the royal your to describe Canada. take a look at the most medals won, does that make Winter OUR season? Just trying to point out what a douche bag you sound like.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 1:01:32 AM CST

    To the other Canadians

    by industrykiller!

    Congrats. That was an awesome game for both teams, but I admit you outplayed us. See you in four years?

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  • Mar 01, 2010 1:28:33 AM CST

    Jay Leno sucks underfed dog balls!

    by yeah i'm a jerk!

    Not gonna watch this crap ever!

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  • Mar 01, 2010 2:07:37 AM CST

    nbc pulls another heidi

    by brabon300

    in an attempt to hold the huge audience watching the closing ceremonies, nbc cut away to show the marriage ref....tweeters were enraged who the fuck is running that network?

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  • Mar 01, 2010 2:18:37 AM CST

    oh, smartest thing the canadian organizers did

    by brabon300

    having shat open that "i am a canandian" bit dumbest thing...not having rush close out the show or even bryan adams, who was just hangin around the games waiting for someone to ask him to sing instead, they gave us nickleback (suck), avril lavigne (who not only looked like she didnt want to be there, but truly is teh suck), alanis (who looked hotter than ever, but was singin a downer of a song), simple plan (were they ever good or relevant), some disneyesque boy band, some girl who was singing in french and michael buble (who is a bad vegas lounge singer) totally shocked that they didnt have bob and doug mccenzie telling everyone why they are canadian

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  • Mar 01, 2010 6:30:14 AM CST

    Must agree. Breaking Bad and Justified.

    by the mcpoyle clan

    March will be good.TLC--the network of dwarfs and breeders. Why not combine the two?If Canadians have their own bacon, what do they call the real thing up there? American Bacon?

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  • Mar 01, 2010 9:08:47 AM CST

    Love me some South Park

    by judge briggs

    also, Herc, is that Survivors season 2 beginning?

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  • Mar 01, 2010 9:43:48 AM CST

    I realize feb has come and gone

    by skimn

    and it may not be The Venture Bros (my favorite Adult Swim show), but Tim & Eric's 5th season began last night with not a single mention. Yea, I know there are some that hate the show with a passion, but its better than 99% of the reality crap that surfaces month after month.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 10:01:06 AM CST

    Cotton, I'm with ya'...

    by zer0cool2k2

    Glad V is coming back! Hopefully it will continue to improve.
    Also hope Justified is as good as it looks. Won't mind a bit if Olyphant is playing a modern-day Seth Bullock.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 10:05:37 AM CST

    HAHA!!! Web Soup

    by series7

    You suck balls compared to Tosh.0.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 10:14:57 AM CST

    please South Park

    by yourstepdaddy

    Do an episode on Haiti and the tsunami... also an ep on LOST, cuz ill love to see Cartmans take on it (seein as he might be equivalent to Bens intelligence and manipulation ability)

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  • Mar 01, 2010 10:31:00 AM CST

    Nurse Jackie date?

    by bytor

    Herc, no dates next to Nurse Jackie...deliberate?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 01, 2010 12:27:53 PM CST

    Nurse Jackie starts in April

    by beefywhore

    This was just March start dates.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 12:28:44 PM CST

    Saw the first 2 episodes of Nurse Jackie season 2

    by beefywhore

    Its an improvement over last year.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 12:30:44 PM CST

    BTW JettL1993 is an internet troll

    by beefywhore

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg

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  • Mar 01, 2010 12:35:12 PM CST

    "The Marriage Ref"

    by toe jam

    Stumbled upon the series premiere Sunday night, so I guess, technically, it isn't a March premiere. (I could have sworn it wasn't set to premiere until mid-March, though.) I was somewhat disappointed by the show, if only because it has a definite asshole vibe. Here we had Alec Baldwin, Kelly Ripa and Jerry Seinfeld -- all incredibly rich and presumably "cultured" -- ridiculing average people. Granted, some of the people are obviously and hilariously mental, but it just smacked of cultural bullying. I might give the second episode a chance, though.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 12:45:24 PM CST

    The McPoyle Clan, Canadian Bacon, here known as

    by big jim

    Back Bacon, comes from the pork loin. We do also have regular bacon, which comes from the pork belly. However, slices of ham, which comes from pork thigh and rump, is often sold in the US erroneously as "Canadian Bacon". To me, true Back Bacon, or Canadian Bacon, is also coated in peameal or cornmeal."Using the royal your to describe Canada. take a look at the most medals won, does that make Winter OUR season?"Yes, in coming second and third. But when it comes to finishing in first place, using the royal we, we had the most.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 1:06:51 PM CST

    The Marriage Ref was shit

    by the_juicy_box_of_megan_fox

    Asshole celebrities ridiculing "little people"? And, on top of that, the celebrities are no strangers to marriage problems: Alec Baldwin had a pretty ugly divorce from Kim Basinger, and Seinfeld met his wife while she was on the honeymoon with her ex-husband.

    The fact that the couple never appears on stage with the celebrities shows how elitist the whole thing was. Because celebrities are too good to associate with "normal people." Right?

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  • Mar 01, 2010 1:27:08 PM CST

    Oh yea, 12:30am IS March 1st..

    by skimn

    And Herc, you mention Tim & Eric in the SNL TB, but forget to mention that season 5 started this morning...making it a March premiere date. WTF? And to the haters, I hope the "sit on you, I sit on you" guy sits on your face.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 1:36:29 PM CST

    What do you mean "South Park already"?

    by frozen01

    It's been nearly four months. In addition to almost SIX MONTHS between episode #7 and #8.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 1:48:09 PM CST

    Marriage Ref

    by frozen01

    Waaaaaait a second. So it's okay for Simon, who probably can't sing worth shit, to tear people a new one week after week on American Idol just because they're somewhat talented instead of amazing (by his standards, of course) but "celebrities" are assholes and "elitist" for making fun of the arguments that married people have because they've had bad marriages themselves?
    Toe Jam, NO ONE thinks Jerry Seinfeld is "cultured". And I had to look up who Kelly Ripa was.
    the_juicy_box_of_megan_fox: Or the just figured out that it's cheaper to mail tape back and forth than fly celebrities. Private planes are expensive, you know. BTW, I like your name :)

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  • Mar 01, 2010 1:52:22 PM CST

    Jett is not a troll...

    by yourstepdaddy

    Hes just not funny... but i do wonder what his other tb name is... i have a feelin he is someone popular (by aicn standards)

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  • Mar 01, 2010 2:38:16 PM CST

    frozen01

    by the_juicy_box_of_megan_fox

    The tone of the show just felt a little holier than thou and "celebrities helping the little people."

    And thanks for the compliment on the name.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 3:27:56 PM CST

    frozen01

    by series7

    Also Simon used to actually be a music producer. So he knows what he is talking about.

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  • Mar 01, 2010 3:29:08 PM CST

    Chuck isn't returning in March?

    by dreamwriter

    ...I thought it was returning today (March 1), but it's not on the list at all.

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  • Mar 02, 2010 5:49:58 AM CST

    Know your cuts of meat

    by the mcpoyle clan

    Thanks for the explanation Big Jim. I share Vincent Vega's appreciation of porcine product.

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  • Mar 02, 2010 1:38:25 PM CST

    I watched a bit of Leno last night

    by hucksterfinn

    just out of curiousity. I thought Kevin Eubanks was supposed to bail on Jay. It's a shame he stayed.

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