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Will New Line Manage To Make A SPEEDY GONZALEZ Movie That Won't Be Racist??

Published at:  Feb 25, 2010 10:09:08 AM CST


Merrick here...



This should've been posted yesterday but I sorta repressed it. I think that's because my Hispanic, drug addicted ex-wife was nicknamed "Speedy Gonzales" (Harry may've come up with that one - I don't recall) and I probably just didn't wanna go there.

Nonetheless...

"Garfield" scribes Alec Sokolow and Joel Cohen will adapt the classic animated Looney Tunes character into a live-action/CG hybrid feature, with George Lopez attached to voice Speedy.


...says Hollywood Reporter HERE.

The article goes on to explain that the concept's sensibilities will be "modernized" per George Lopez's "Latino seal of approval" (in the words of project producer Ann Lopez). Ann goes on to specify:

"We wanted to make sure that it was not the Speedy of the 1950s -- the racist Speedy," Ann Lopez said with a chuckle. "Speedy's going to be a misunderstood boy who comes from a family that works in a very meticulous setting, and he's a little too fast for what they do. He makes a mess of that. So he has to go out in the world to find what he's good at."

That path becomes clearer once Speedy befriends a gun-shy race-car driver.


I hope this works out better than ALVIN & THE CHIPMUNKS: THE SQUEAKQUEL, which...as I recently Tweeted...my toddler son demanded to walk out of roughly half-way through.







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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:09:38 AM CST

    Fuck It, They Should Just Make It As Racist As Possible

    by laserpants

    Everyone picks on Mexicans.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:09:55 AM CST

    STOP REPRESSING STORIES

    by d.vader

    Just put them on the page and let us comment on them! By the way, this is a ridiculous idea.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:10:09 AM CST

    2012 cant come fast enough...

    by konkbob

  • Feb 25, 2010 10:10:55 AM CST

    WTF?

    by kidstellar

    Do we really need a Speedy Gonzalex movie?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:11:10 AM CST

    remake birth of a nation,

    by konkbob

    just tone down the racial element.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:11:21 AM CST

    How was the original Speedy racist?

    by d.vader

    He was just a Mexican mouse that liked to run fast. He wasn't working as a janitor or gardener or construction worker or farmer or eating tacos or taking naps or drinking tequila. I don't understand this idea that he was racist back in the day.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:11:43 AM CST

    Speedy's too fast for a maquiladora ...

    by royston lodge

    ... so he smuggles himself into the USA to become a NASCAR driver.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:13:41 AM CST

    well we are getting a...

    by emeraldboy

    Marvin the martian movie.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:14:19 AM CST

    Speedy Gonzales: Race Across the Border

    by canvasseamonkey

    taking your ticket sales and your job this xmas!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:14:28 AM CST

    Ironically, today the Acme Cheese factory's on the Mexico side.

    by royston lodge

    As if there are any factory jobs on the American side any more. lol!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:15:31 AM CST

    It was definetly vary racist!

    by ditko

    He wore one of those big hats! Jesus fucking Christ...

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:16:06 AM CST

    It was racist......

    by righteousbrother

    because it perpetuated the myth that all mexican mice, have a cheese fixation, can talk, and run very, very fast. How could it not be racist?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:19:14 AM CST

    I think the point is that the mexican mice are all thieves.

    by royston lodge

    While Sylvester is a tool of the bourgeoisie.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:21:12 AM CST

    Ii think they mean racist...

    by noiretblanc

    in the sense that he liked to race, kind of like generally southern state peoples are racists: they like to race cars. In this case, this movie will totally be racist. That's not what that word means?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:21:44 AM CST

    If there's no Slowpoke Rodriguez, I'm boycotting this film

    by spyguy

    The Slowest Mouse in All Mexico FTW.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:22:35 AM CST

    I always wanted Sylvester to eat the damn mouse

    by ditko

    I hope that doesn´t make me the "R" word.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:22:46 AM CST

    Road Runner movie

    by vadakinx

    If there was ever a Looney Tunes movie that needed to be made, it's Road Runner (and I don't mean that Road Runner/Bugs Bunny movie from years gone by that was a collection of shorts).


    It should be a non-verbal film, with only RR's meeps and sound effects being used along with an orchestral score. The Coyote should keep his signs.


    If there is any dialogue, have it be from passers by or people from the Acme company etc. A 70 minute movie where the Coyote chases the Road Runner down.


    Now being the carnivore that I am, I actually think a happy ending is for the Coyote to catch the Road Runner and finally get a decent meal but kids may not agree with that so...uh...let him discover the joys of bird seed...:P

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:24:19 AM CST

    Will Speedy's cousin, Slowpoke Rodriguez, be making an appearanc

    by mr. nice gaius

    You know, the "slowest mouse in all Mexico"?And what about El Gringo Pussygato???

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:24:57 AM CST

    SpyGuy

    by mr. nice gaius

  • Feb 25, 2010 10:25:37 AM CST

    No, the won't be able to.

    by v'shael

    Come on, so many of those cartoons were products of unconscious racism that was prevalent in America in the 40's, 50's, etc....

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:27:54 AM CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius is the new Slowpoke Rodriguez

    by spyguy

    Gotta be quicker, my man...Andale andale arriba arriba!!!!!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:29:34 AM CST

    Ditko: No, it just makes you an imperialist pig.

    by royston lodge

    You'll be first against the wall when the revolucion comes.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:31:17 AM CST

    I thought the stereotype was....

    by cookylamoo

    That Mexicans are slow.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:31:21 AM CST

    I thought the stereotype was....

    by cookylamoo

    That Mexicans are slow.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:32:10 AM CST

    Besides, they'd only fuck it up, like Tom and Jerry

    by v'shael

    anyone remember that whoriffic abortion of a cartoon movie? Where they were buddies and had a sing-a-long?

    Voices was bad enough, but a god damned song???

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:32:12 AM CST

    Gringo Pussycat Problamente?

    by forktongue

    Speedy Gonzalez is a friend to everyone's sister. Classic. No need for a movie though. Just show a classic episode before films in the theater. Oh and bring back Tom and Jerry's maid as well.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:33:22 AM CST

    NOT RACIST = BORING

    by beyondthunderdome2girls1cupbillcosby

  • Feb 25, 2010 10:33:48 AM CST

    Fuck tha pussygato

    by noiretblanc

    Comin' straight from the underground / Young mouse got it bad cuz I'm brown. Fuck, fuck. Fuck tha pussygato.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:40:54 AM CST

    Basic Plot: Speedy vs the Borders Patrol.

    by stangrossman

    Foghorn Leghorn and Yosemite Sam can play Minutemen. Elmer Fudd plays a miserly executive who hires Speedy as a janitor for below minimum wage. And Sylvester plays the former janitor who lost his job to a foriegner, so he joins forces with the border cops and Minutemen to get Speedy deported.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:41:16 AM CST

    "Hit Speedy and Win Beeg Prize"

    by pizziola

    Fucking hilarious!! I don't know if Speedy Gonzales is racist, but stereotypes are friggin hilarious.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:42:09 AM CST

    Is there any question that this will suck?

    by gorf

    You can go simply by the producer's description and clearly imagine how terrible it will be.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:43:15 AM CST

    Who Will Play The Frito Bandito?

    by wirraway

    Jackie Chan is a natural.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:43:18 AM CST

    It's being written by the swine who are responsible for...

    by half-baked-goggle-box-do-gooder

    "GARFIELD", for christ's sake.

    So, it won't be racist, but it will still suck shit through a straw.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:45:58 AM CST

    the stereotype was that all mexicans were

    by ominus

    lazy who didnt work and preferred to steal to live.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:53:53 AM CST

    I'm 4th gen American (PR descent), not Mexican, but...

    by rsanta74

    C'MON!!!! Speedy is NOT racist. I'm 35 & grew up with that stuff. The sombrero was damn near iconic. The character's accent may have been funny, but it certainly didn't scream racism. Accents CAN be funny. The portrayal of the Mexican culture was cartoonish because it was a cartoon. Duh.

    Speedy is no more racist than Three Amigos. That movie wasn't funny because it made fun of Mexicans. It was funny because it made fun of EVERYBODY. The dumb, ignorant white guy movie stars. The small town Mexicans. The inept bandit gangsters. The slimy German arms dealers. Everybody got made fun of.

    Three Amigos was funny because it had one general operating premise. Nobody is safe. It's only racist if you pick out one group and make fun of them. Three Amigos WASN'T racist because everybody was made to look like some sort of fool or broad stroke caricature.

    Speedy could work in the same terms. Fuck that PC bullshit. Give us this cartoony, but smart Mexican, mouse. Give us these dumb, assuming white guy supporting characters. Pick on EVERYBODY.

    Don't run from the stereotypes. Embrace them. Comedies, at least the good ones, realize that nothing is taboo or off limits.

    I realize that Hollywood will dumb this movie down for the kids. However, I can easily see them making a Speedy Gonzalez movie that is smart, funny, edgy enough for adults. Nobody has the balls to make that movie.

    People are just too scared of offending people nowadays. To those people, I say, "Fuck you!" Offended? Good.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:02:35 AM CST

    Live action CGI hybrid? Like that Chihuahua movie?

    by skimn

    And if Speedy is racist, what is Carlos Mencia? Oh, thats right, a joke stealing fraud.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:03:04 AM CST

    Someone get me my gun.

    by dangerdave

  • Feb 25, 2010 11:04:45 AM CST

    Speakin of loony tunes

    by yourstepdaddy

    When is Bugs comin out the closet? wears drag, kisses men, and his last name is Bunny instead of Rabbit... also, was Tweety a boy or a girl, and does Tweety tweet?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:05:12 AM CST

    John Leguizamo Gotta Eat...

    by karl childers

    ...tacos.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:06:36 AM CST

    Actually, the Acme Factory is now in China...

    by jaylenotookmyjob

    ...Why pay out the Pesos when you can get a political prisoner to work for a roach-infested bowl of rice per day?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:12:19 AM CST

    I wanna see a TINY TOONS MOVIE

    by meadowe

    Dad bought a dvd set and I really enjoyed it, my fave charaqter right now is Shirley the loon and her chant while floating in the air "oh what a loon I am!" If this fliq paves the way to that, then right on. But considering the fact that these are the garfield writers (remember what bill murray said in zombieland?) I don't have too much hope in this fliq, but then again I thought UP would be crap instead of the awesomeness it was.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:12:59 AM CST

    I just want to hit the studio exec who greenlit this..

    by kravmaguffin

    with a rolled up newspaper. NO! Bad studio! Bad!
    psi

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:14:37 AM CST

    "ANDALE! ANDALE! YEE-HAW!"

    by meadowe

    I don't see george lopez's voice being able to pull that off, maybe gabriel iglesias or carlos mencia, but gl seems to be too hoarse imo.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:15:25 AM CST

    Speedy Gonzalez is a drug mule

    by skimn

    But the WORLDS FASTEST drug mule.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:17:41 AM CST

    race car driver?

    by estacado1

    They are trying to bank in on the hispanic AND nascar demographic. Interesting to see these two groups meeting at the theater. Some of hem might get ideas after watching inglorious basterds.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:19:23 AM CST

    Speedy was a good guy

    by shaner jedi

    so fuck these PC crackheads in Hollywood.
    He was one of my favorite characters. And all he wanted was some cheese.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:19:41 AM CST

    speedy as a "mis-understood boy"

    by meadowe

    Maybe that's how it won't be racist....instead of wearing a sombrero and bandana he has a new era cap and is emo? And his family thinqs he's too americanized or something? Aw who cares, bring on a cgi Buster and Babs ffs!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:21:46 AM CST

    It's not racist if it's true

    by furyofthefilmfan

  • Feb 25, 2010 11:22:41 AM CST

    Stan Grossman!

    by shaner jedi

    LOL! I'd go see that Speedy movie!

    Haha!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:26:07 AM CST

    Speedy doesn't have to speak with a Mexican dialect...

    by immortal_fish

    ...unless he wants to.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:27:51 AM CST

    A CGI Speedy with George Lopez's deep voice...

    by d.vader

    Sounds fucking terrible, in my opinion. In case that wasn't clear earlier. His voice just does NOT fit the Speedy look. What, is he the *only* Mexican in show business or something? Horatio Sanz would make a better Speedy in my opinion.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:28:27 AM CST

    Thanks Shaner. The drug mule idea's good too.

    by stangrossman

    Speedy Full Of Grace.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:34:23 AM CST

    the PC of it is funny

    by bouncy x

    even though mel blanc was a white man, they just had to hire an hispanic actor to play the role...hilarious. instead of playing the race card, they should have found someone who could do a good imitation. of course the best option would to not make the movie, out of all the looney tunes, he's the first to get his own stand alone movie? damn...at least Marvin makes sense with the alien invasion angle.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:35:24 AM CST

    oh and i bet george wont be recognizable

    by bouncy x

    it'll be like the chipmunks, voices are so distorted it makes no difference who the hell voices them.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:36:05 AM CST

    It will be Stuart Little meets The Flash

    by ricarleite2

    Speedy Gonzales is racist? So I guess the producers of this never watched those 30s-40s Mammy-watermelon-fried chicken cartoons WB did.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:39:58 AM CST

    How is a caracture racist

    by beerbaby

    Speedy and his friends steal cheese cause they are MICE and that's what MICE do, not Mexicans. Would it be less racist of speedy and friends had German or American or southern accents. For all the Idiot hillbillies and southern people as characters in Warner Brothers cartoons who constantly get their asses handed to them and shit on and poked fun at, for Mexicans to say Speedy is racist because he has an accent and a sombrero is ridiculous.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:42:13 AM CST

    Fuck Jorge and his thought police...

    by conspiracy

    Isn't this the same guy who made a TV show that featured a slow, hyper Latino Slang sidekick who sat around with George watching Sports and drinking beer EVERY weekend, Latina women who dressed like tramps 24/7, and a domineering mother?It isn't April 1st...so this can not be a joke.Political correctness has taken the life out of modern humor. No more jokes about any ethnicity or group, unless that group or ethnicity happens to be out of favor at the time.Look...like it or not...most ethnic humor is based on fact. My ancestors were Scotch-Irish...and you know what, they made booze, ran rum, drank like fucking fish and had a history of brawling. My wife is Filipina..and you know what, Filipinos ARE always late to things. I grew up in California...and you know what...Mexican Nationals working here DO talk like Speedy and Slowpoke and drink in the park on Sunday to excess.It is time we put these self conscious fukers in their place and showed them it is OK to exaggerate things and laugh at yourselves.Now in one cartoons immortal words...."La Cucaracha, la cucaracha....Marijuana que fumar!" Slowpoke Rodriguez; the slowest and huuuungriest mouse in all Me-Hico.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:44:38 AM CST

    What?....... WHAT???

    by triple_j_72

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! Fuck you, Hollywood! Stop doing movies like this, OK? Just... stop it, STOP IT!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:47:47 AM CST

    He'll be a one man pit crew.

    by fred

    But I'd rather see Foghorn Leghorn.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:48:37 AM CST

    the purpose of Looney Tunes is violence. that is

    by famouseccles

    what all their movies should be about. I don't care if certain people get upset at the so called "racism" - fuck 'em. it's funny.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:49:55 AM CST

    How the hell will this not be racist? Have they seen Speedy Gon

    by soylentmean

    Although from what I'm told Mexicans generally dig on the character, even if the cartoons depict Mexicans (well, in rodent form) as all around lazy. Except for the exceptional Speedy of course.

    No matter how much we bitch and moan kids movies like this and the fuckin' Chipmunk abominations will continue to be made because, wait for it, parents take their kids to see these movies!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 12:09:34 PM CST

    This just reinforces the stereotype that

    by indycollector

    George Lopez is funny.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 12:15:58 PM CST

    You can count out Slowpoke...

    by damned if i can login

    ...because the gag was, "Slowpoke Rodriguez, he pack a gon". And heaven help us if we see any more guns in toons, as we all know that Elmer Fudd shooting Daffy over and over in the face is the reason that kids are shooting up grade schools all over the country.Waitaminnit...since the 80s the PTB have decided that kids can't see Elmer shoot Daffy, or any other stuff like that. Coincidentally, the school shootings began shortly thereafter.Don't really make a whole lotta sense, does it....?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 12:16:55 PM CST

    hey conspiracy

    by meadowe

    Funny u say "Filipinos ARE always late to things." Because I went to a Catholic church event last month and a bishop or cardinal (I forget which, mio cattivo) named Solis who is the first Filipino bishop or cardinal in California or maybe the whole u.s. was late to presiding over mass. When he finally came he apologized because he wasn't familiar with the area, then went on to say that Filipinos are part Spaniard and went on to blame his lateness on his Latin side. Made me feel a little uncomfortable him saying that, but there's worse things a Catholic authority figure can do to a girl right ;) also everybody, there's this joke a relative once told me: how do filipinos say "paul" 4 times in one sentence? Paul becarepaul you might paul into the swimming paul." And my mother's mother is Pinay just in case anyone wants to say im being a racist jerq; I'm just poking fun at my own heritage.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 12:21:57 PM CST

    Yep, Leghorn rules

    by damned if i can login

    But not the ones with the brainy litte bittie with glasses (stereotype, anyone?), nor the ones with the lame chicken hawk. Gimme the back and forth ultra-violence of Foghorn vs. the Dog. Great stuff. I could dig it.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 12:35:14 PM CST

    Tiny Toons movie

    by cyberskunk

    Meadowe, there was a Tiny Toons movie. Or maybe it would be more accurate to say a feature-length direct to video production. Maybe you already knew this. It was called "How I Spent My Summer Vacation".

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  • Feb 25, 2010 12:38:00 PM CST

    From The Dudes Who Brought You GARFIELD

    by crow3711

    Why do studios keep paying these people? Didn't Garfield lose like...a shitton of money...because it sucked massive cock?

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  • nice and subtle. Mexicans trying to cross the border.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 12:54:52 PM CST

    George Lopez is not the emperor of Mexicans!

    by pumapride

    Sorry, first time poster this quote just really pissed me off: "Latino seal of approval". I just hate how Lopez tries to be the Mexican Bill Cosby, Beverly Hills Chihuahua was bad enough.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 1:01:00 PM CST

    George Lopez is as "racist" as Speddy was

    by daggor

    The starving siesta mice in the cartoons, I guess are a bit racist. I assumed they were just hungry mice, like all mice are in cartoons. George Lopez, however, bugs his eyes, hops around the stage and lapses between spanish and english ... just like Speedy. Lopez is indeed the step-n-fetchit for the Latino crowd. Shameful.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 1:04:43 PM CST

    International Boundary

    by jonoftheshred

    Not racist? 38 seconds in has a bunch of Mexican rats wearing sombreros standing under an "International Boundary" sign. How is this not racist? However...George Lopez's "Latin seal of approval?" That shit is more detrimental to breaking down race barriers than these silly little cartoons were, these cartoons that the majority of us grew up with and love. As much as George Lopez is gonna suck as Speedy, at least they didn't go with Carlos Mencia. (And I know, he's Hungarian, common knowledge. Still would've been an obvious pick from any retard wanting this movie to actually happen. "Derr, lets get Carlos Mencia! He's Latin!")

    Having said that, I think non-violent racism is funny. Ya know, racism that isn't taken seriously. I'm Irish, call me a drunken mick bastard, I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 1:07:58 PM CST

    violent Leghorn cartoon

    by cyberskunk

    Does anyone remember seeing a cartoon involving a female rattlesnake? The only part I recall is Foghorn yelling, "Rattlesnake!" in a panic and somehow driving croquet balls into its mouth. I think the snake might have been stuck through a knothole of a fence and imprisoned there from the swallowed balls. Possibly someone else (Foghorn?) was likewise stuck. I saw that as a young child but don't remember seeing it more than once.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 1:11:04 PM CST

    Entonces que chingado es el problema???

    by edbig98

    I grew up watching Speedy cartoons as a kid! As a Mexican, I thought he was the funniest character of all! He banged every mice's "seester", made "Senor Puseegato" look bad, jacked cheese, and ran faster than hell. I got this old VHS tape that has all Speedy cartoons that I still watch...and i've yet to see the problem. I think that we (as Mexicans) have taken ourselves too seriously to actually admit that the stereotypes that were used on these cartoons...WERE ACTUALLY REAL. I got a "Tio" that is the epitome of Slowpoke Rodriguez...down to "hee's beeg gon"...

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  • Feb 25, 2010 1:18:59 PM CST

    "He makes Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez"

    by billyeveryteen

    God bless you Futurama.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 1:27:32 PM CST

    Many 'Tunes were EXTREMELY violent

    by anything but tangerines

    Imagine some of that stuff happening for real. If they made a real-life version of any Loony Tune and had the same violence, it would be HORRIFIC and get an NC-17.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 1:35:37 PM CST

    Yeah

    by cyberskunk

    I've noticed how some cartoons were edited so that, for example, rather than Bugs Bunny shooting Yosemite Sam in the face, the scene was edited so the viewer sees corks being shot from off-screen into holes that Yosemite put into a can. I guess I just wondered if the entire cartoon had been deemed too violent for networks or something.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 1:39:10 PM CST

    rsanta74

    by optimuscrime

    So you think Hollywood will "dumb down" a fucking Speedy Gonzalez movie, huh? What high-minded satire from the cartoons are you worried might be ruined?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 1:48:11 PM CST

    they actually made a roadrunner movie...

    by eustisclay

    it was live action, called The Villain with Arnold and Kirk Douglas. It was kinda stupid, but funny.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 2:01:39 PM CST

    RE: rsanta74

    by stockeiko

    HAHAHAHA. Anyone catch what the man wrote?? "I realize that Hollywood will dumb this movie down for the kids." Do you get it?? Hollywood will have to dumb-down Speedy Gonzalles in order for him to appeal to kids. Wow. How stupid have kids become that Looney Toons cartoons are over their heads!?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 2:05:34 PM CST

    Speedy is not racist!

    by moosemalloy

    That would be like saying all white people are insecure, greedy hate-mongers who always jump at the chance to spew clichéd racist rants on a talkback when ever race is brought up -- oh wait. Maybe Speedy is a little bit racist after all. Yepa Yepa!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 2:20:38 PM CST

    I have a Chihuahua

    by snookeroo

    but don't call him Mexican Chihuahua, 'cause it really pisses him off.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 2:28:44 PM CST

    rapid dave

    by oriongods

    will make a good movie

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  • Feb 25, 2010 2:29:31 PM CST

    ps why isnt micheal bay doing this

    by oriongods

    racist movies are right up his alley

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  • Feb 25, 2010 2:42:15 PM CST

    Speedy Gonzales is freend to my seester

    by terry1978

    "Speedy Gonzales freend to EVERYONE'S seester!"

    I swear, that was the first time I laughed for a full minute at any cartoon upon hearing that line in one of his shorts.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 2:45:53 PM CST

    This sucks.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    Apparently the original Speedy was racist beause it didn't have anything to do with actual ethnic problems. Fuck these guys. IT WAS A FAST MOUSE RUNNING FROM A CAT! Making the mouse a Mexican just made it funnier.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 2:55:26 PM CST

    Speedy wasn't that racist.

    by fiester

    Come on--it's not like he was Mr. Magoo's manservant Charlie: now that was racist!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 3:12:32 PM CST

    MooseMalloy —

    by blakindigo

    OUCH!! I'm still laughing though…

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  • Feb 25, 2010 3:31:45 PM CST

    George Lopez's Latino Seal of Approval...

    by docbosch

    ...does not make me feel any better, as a latino. So they plan on neutralizing one hispanic stereotype with another hispanic stereotype? Actually, I don't think Georg Lopez is that bad (I liked that, on his show, he was married to a Cuban. Showed some latin American diversity.) At least he's not Carlos Mencia. Also, as others have said, Speedy Gonzales was not racist, as far as I'm concerned. As a kid, I LIKED the fact that there was a hispanic cartoon character. It's not like it was 'Coal Black and the Sebben Dwarfs.'

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  • Feb 25, 2010 3:35:03 PM CST

    Rapid Dave

    by anna valerious

    That's probably what this will turn into, Speedy's American counterpart. ;)

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  • Feb 25, 2010 3:48:45 PM CST

    Slowpoke Rodriguez FTW!!!

    by dickballsworth

    "We wanted to make sure that it was not the Speedy of the 1950s -- the racist Speedy," Ann Lopez said with a chuckle.

    Engage facepalm.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 3:52:35 PM CST

    Little Lupe as love interest = box office gold

    by dickballsworth

    Becuz it's all about the crema de cacahuate.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 4:06:32 PM CST

    I thought you said

    by playerhater_of_the_year

    Speedy Gonzales was "Rapist", Now that's box office gold! Mexican mouse sodamising a cat. Damn now that's some cg the world needs to see! SPEEDY GONZALES AND THE DIRTY SANCHEZ...

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  • Feb 25, 2010 4:31:12 PM CST

    Will New Line manage to make Blade IV

    by axl z

    You know it makes sense..

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  • Feb 25, 2010 4:59:15 PM CST

    Come on now

    by screwbini

    I can't believe there are that many knuckleheads out there who can't see the obvious racism in the Speedy Gonzalez character. To say that it's racist, but funny is one thing. Or to not care that it is racist, that says something else about you. But not racist? MooseMalloy nailed it.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 5:11:08 PM CST

    George Lopez IS a stereotype!

    by alienindisguise

    Stereotypes will always exist and endure because there's always some truth in all of them. I guarantee Speedy will be making "white" jokes throughout this piece of shit. The fags behind Garfield should never ever get work.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 5:12:36 PM CST

    Suck my balls Ann Lopez

    by alienindisguise

    suck 'em hard!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 5:15:48 PM CST

    ALIENINDISGUISE: GEORGE LOPEZ IS A STEREOTYPE

    by donlogan

    who? you mean george Lopez star of Tortilla Heaven and Amigos?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 5:22:55 PM CST

    Having a Mexican mouse is racist

    by immortal_fish

    Not having a Mexican mouse would be racist too. So convenient.Speedy is racist because the mice steal food. So, what was Jerry's ethnic background?Maybe Speedy stealing the food that Jerry no longer wanted to steal?What were the ethnic backgrounds of Pixie and Dixie? And was Mr. Jinks an Aryan racist?

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  • Feb 25, 2010 5:26:33 PM CST

    racist?

    by jamest

    I'm sure this has been mentioned in the past but people really need to learn the difference between racist and racially insensitive. sigh...

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  • Feb 25, 2010 5:38:21 PM CST

    Pepe LePew was a french horn-dog

    by snookeroo

    And Elmer Fudd was a member of the NRA.And Bugs Bunny liked to cross-dress.And Tweety Bird was androgynous.Daffy Duck was blackPorky Pig had a speech impediment.Marvin the Martian was an illegal alien.Sylvester was a pussy.Sure, there's something for everybody to get bent about, if your skin is as thin as cellophane. Yeesh, get a grip.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 5:50:20 PM CST

    Folks who whine about Speedy being "racist" R idiots!

    by theghostwholurks

    Please, grow a sense of humor! These are usually the same hypocrites who chide Sarah Palin when Family Guy makes fun of her kid with Down's Syndrome.Speedy's so-called "racism" is what makes the character iconic and still popular after half a century! Why even bother with this film if you HATE the character in the first place? Morons. >:P

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  • Feb 25, 2010 6:17:21 PM CST

    cyberskunk, Geektard_Smasher

    by meadowe

    cyberskunk I've heard of summer vacation but haven't seen it yet, but I was referring to something being released theatrically. Geektard, I know about the healthcare, but accounting? maybe accounting at a medical place, hahah. Where do u work at? And it's funny cuz certain family members want to send me to the Philippines for 5 years after high school so I can learn to me an occupational therapist or physical therapist. *supposedly* they teach classes in english down there. but I'd be scared because I would feel like an outsider, people thinq I'm a white girl with kinda "chinky" eyes or latina so I don't know how that'd fly down there, that and I'm soCal bred through and through.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 6:21:39 PM CST

    Make Speedy an illegal and make Sylvester a Minuteman

    by robred1

    If you've only seen WB cartoons on TV in the last 10 years, then you have never truly seen it. It's all edited for kids now. No more blacks eating watermelon in the Yosemite Sam episodes. No more lazy Mexicans in the Speedy episodes. It's all sanitized. Get the DVDs.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 6:31:16 PM CST

    George Lopez makes this racist...

    by spectrebeeyatch

    He's so stupid and horrible he makes all Mexicans look bad.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 7:02:53 PM CST

    AYE DIOS MIIIIO

    by blue_dog

  • Feb 25, 2010 7:25:47 PM CST

    Looney Tunese were made for adults

    by libertyboom

    The classic cartoons were always written for adults, never children. That didn't happen until the 1960s and they sucked ass after that. Watch any Looney Tunes or Tom and Jerry cartton after 1961 and they are horribly unfunny. Give me the adult Looney Tunes any day with its witty, intelligent dialog, overt sexual references, and massive ultra-violence. Nothing makes me laugh more.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 7:32:32 PM CST

    SpyGuy

    by mr. nice gaius

    I may be slow on the keyboard but I'm not slow in la cabeza! Arriiiiibaaaaa!!!

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  • Feb 25, 2010 7:53:43 PM CST

    Can i get a Animaniacs movie?

    by yourstepdaddy

  • Feb 25, 2010 8:06:22 PM CST

    anyone who thinks Speedy is racist

    by the_crimson_king

    has obviously never seen those real old racist cartoons filled with black people with soup coolin' lips and natural riddem

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  • Feb 25, 2010 8:35:05 PM CST

    WTF!!!???

    by vettebro

    Speedy Gonzalez was/is racist? This country is getting WAY to FUCKING PC. It's racist because he is a mexican mouse with a mexican accent? We need to "thin the herd" of these fucking morons. I didn't hear many complaints about the twin ghetto robots from Transformers 2. Now that was closer to racist. Common sense people. Common sense...

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  • Feb 25, 2010 8:44:39 PM CST

    Cue the Avenue Q song...

    by murdermostfowl

    George Lopez knows how to walk the "culture" line without going too far, but where's the fun in that? Some of his best jokes are when he "gets honest".
    I think the entire idea of a 3D live action CGI mixed Speedy is silly, but Lopez will do a good job if they let him.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 8:50:06 PM CST

    Just watch the attached cartoon...

    by vettebro

    I love that line, "Speedy Gonzales is friends with my sister". The other mouse replies, "He's friends with everyone's sister". LOL! I wonder if Speedy has STD's? ; )

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  • Feb 25, 2010 8:50:34 PM CST

    George Lopez is a major asshole

    by doctorwho?

    I've heard that guy say shit against 'white people'...which certainly raised an eybrow. Nothing that offends me because...well I'm not a thin-skinned pussy...but stuff tinged with a real hostility that comes through his bullshit smiling persona. Anyone buy that shit? Fake as hell.
    I want to launch an RPG into his billboard face on Sunset.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 9:15:09 PM CST

    Very first Speedy was kinda racist...

    by burnhollywood

    http://tinyurl.com/spdy-g
    That big-ass gold tooth and bowl haircut was the clincher for racial sensitivity types. Probably White Vader will be along with an entertaining story about his development shortly...
    Still, even the original is nowhere near as grotesque as the Cleveland Indians' ChiefWahoo...guess latinos got more advocacy groups.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 9:34:34 PM CST

    Better Speedy than Alvin

    by kurtisaurus

    Some of that stuff in the Speedy shorts was horribly stereotypically racist but the character himself was a cool guy who always prevailed. Better him than freakin' Alvin and the next Squeakuel.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 9:40:39 PM CST

    Remember when you could watch real cartoons on tv

    by ddman26

    Like Looney Tunes in the afternoon. Or the Disney Channel would should you a Donald Duck or Goofy cartoon. Thank God for dvd.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:09:04 PM CST

    Dear George Lopez: FUCK YOU!!!

    by big dumb ape

    You've got to be kidding me with this politically correct BULLSHIT that Speedy was somehow racist, and thus requires a make-over to make him more acceptable. As others have covered here, Speedy was a MOUSE chasing CHEESE who just happened to run faster than anyone else. And what made him heroic, in the most basic sense, is that he was usually trying to grab the cheese to help poorer mice. And he was always OUTSMARTING his opponents too, so how is it racist or wrong when you're showing that your title character is both compassionate AND smart?I also have to laugh at the even LARGER heap of shit being piled on, namely that somehow Lopez will bring quality control to this project and make it certified Latino acceptable. Talk about a studio giving in to a bloated ego, and a hack-like one at that. Lopez is one of the shittiest performers out there, who only gets by because the studios ARE looking for a Latino to fill a particular niche part or whatever, at which point Lopez has made a career by brushing aside others in order to leap to the head of the line to be that token person.But quality control? Gimme a break. FUCK YOU, GEORGE -- and Warner Bros as well -- for trashing yet another great character. But, hey, so long as you collect another token paycheck, what do you care? Don't worry, I'm sure you can whore yourself out and give a "Latino stamp of approval" to BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 2 when they make that too.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 10:52:27 PM CST

    Im offended thay called the cat a pussy and gringo

    by stimpson j cat

  • Feb 25, 2010 11:00:28 PM CST

    Speedy sez: Anne Lopez tiene un hoyo en la cabesa!

    by feralangel

    Es muy stupido tambien.

    Heh. I knew my high school Spanish would come in handy someday.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:07:27 PM CST

    But will Speedy be friends with *everyone's* sister?

    by darkman

    If not, I don't think I'll be seeing this.

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  • Feb 25, 2010 11:09:21 PM CST

    Speedy was racist

    by god's brother

    in the same way that Pepe le Peu and Apu are racist. I did always hate those Speedy cartoons though... any warner bros after the 50s kinda blows, Mel Blanc or no

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  • Feb 26, 2010 12:40:17 AM CST

    Did they get this from an Onion article?

    by dahveed1972

    Seriously

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  • Feb 26, 2010 1:56:50 AM CST

    DDMAN6

    by triple_j_72

    I hear ya, man. We do still have Boomerang, but they play the same damn stuff over and over.

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  • Feb 26, 2010 1:58:07 AM CST

    *DDMAN26... sorry, typo...

    by triple_j_72

  • Feb 26, 2010 2:17:37 AM CST

    What happened to cartoons?!?!

    by violator90

    JEEBUS HELPS US! This is fucking unbelievable! This is the way America is down the toilet. Everything thing is so fucking PC, and the fact that a Latino wants to make cartoon that was in no way even close to racist into something with the "Latino seal of approval?”
    Ok what the FUCK is a “Latino seal of approval?” I’m latino and I never needed any fucking seal of approval. Hell, I don’t think ANY ethnic group needs a fucking seal of approval. That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard of. Has common sense gone the way of the DoDoBird, extinct? We are living in the 21st century and ignorance is STILL running society?! Some one pointed out that you used to be able to see cartoons; Looney Tunes especially, without any problems. Now everything has to be so fucking PC that nothing is fun anymore.

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  • Feb 26, 2010 2:28:13 AM CST

    Its not racist if its true.

    by spice-orange

    I don't see anything racist about SPEEDY. He is Mexican. that's the CHARACTER! Is it racist to have non-white cartoon characters? if anything, the voice work is AUTHENTIC. I always liked Speedy because he was more of an underdog than JERRY and TWEETY- both of those two assholes were SUPER violent and fight back a lot more compared to SPEEDY. Speedy just wanted his cheese and ran away. very non-confrontational.

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  • Feb 26, 2010 4:30:49 AM CST

    F*CK ME SIDEWAYS! LEAVE SPEEDY ALONE!!

    by damien chowder

  • Feb 26, 2010 4:33:09 AM CST

    I think the background scene were racist, with the trees and all

    by damien chowder

  • Feb 26, 2010 4:35:50 AM CST

    Actually... I have never seen a Mexican stealing cheese...

    by damien chowder

  • Feb 26, 2010 5:22:15 AM CST

    Howabout a non date-rapist Pepe Le Pew flick?

    by pokadoo

    While were changing dubious Loony Toon characters.

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  • Feb 26, 2010 5:24:12 AM CST

    Foghog Leghorn stops being a deadbeat dad

    by pokadoo

    and takes reponsibility for all the little chicks he's clearly producing.

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  • Feb 26, 2010 7:07:16 AM CST

    Foghorn Leghorn Leaves the Klan...

    by the_dreaded_rear_admiral

    Wile E. just takes a shotgun to RR. Pepe gets taken down by Take Back the Night... So many ways to change the Warner Bros, pokadoo

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  • Feb 26, 2010 9:33:23 AM CST

    How did it come to this?

    by crimson dynamo

  • Feb 26, 2010 10:42:34 AM CST

    Have that Mexicant Bob Orci write the script

    by stalkeye

    No one does racially charged stereotypes than this burrito bastard.

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  • Feb 26, 2010 11:14:45 AM CST

    About the line "Speedy is friends with everyone's sister"

    by immortal_fish

    Since when did Mexicans have a monopoly on being horney?

    And all this has convinced me that Itchy is insensitive to people with sensitive skin conditions, like exema and dandruff. Proof that Groenig is a racist!

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  • Feb 26, 2010 1:01:19 PM CST

    I always thought the mice were starving...

    by demarco

    ...so that was why they were slow and weak. And Speedy was sort of a Zorro/Robin Hood character who helped the poor, weak mice. Meh, rose-coloured glasses, I guess

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  • Feb 26, 2010 1:37:45 PM CST

    Now I have an overpowering craving for an Avenue Q movie.

    by royston lodge

    Make it happen!

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  • Feb 26, 2010 8:36:03 PM CST

    Dudley Do-Right was some seriously racist shit...

    by burnhollywood

    To this day, kids think the Canadian race is made up of singing Aryans...WHAT UP WIT THAT?!

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  • Mar 06, 2010 11:40:23 AM CST

    "Have that Mexicant Bob Orci..." Stalkeye

    by boborci

    Appreciate you hustling to get me jobs, but I'm a little busy. But you did remind me that I am late this year in reminding you that I. Drink. Your. Milkshake.

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