Feb. 20, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST
Well over a 1000 times, and I've only ever pulled it off once. And I think that might be because I happened to catch an edge in the wall.<p> How in Crom's name does that bastard do it?!!?!? I need to know.
Feb. 20, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST
or wear a tuxedo? The best recent Jackie Chan movie I've seen was The Forbidden Kingdom. That movie was fuckin' great.
Feb. 20, 2010, 11 p.m. CST
Try asking Crom directly. If he doesn't answer..... then to hell with him!
Feb. 20, 2010, 11 p.m. CST
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Feb. 20, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST
by vic twenty
Have you seen any good movies lately?
Feb. 20, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST
by Turd Furgeson
Feb. 20, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST
...somehow get in a movie wit Taratino... it will revitalize your career and put you into somethin automatically "cool"...
Feb. 20, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST
AintItCaponeNews joke... i couldnt afford to be banned because im too lazy to create a new yahoo account... but coincidentally he posted somethin today after i made those jokes...
Feb. 21, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST
what movie did jackie chan double jump in? i have to see it! lol
Feb. 21, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST
New Police Story was fairly good. Not great, but at least he was not babysitting or hanging with Jennifer Love Hewwitt..
Feb. 21, 2010, 12:14 a.m. CST
...did pretty good once in a pachinko bar over there...but then again i did plenty bad there other times
See, Harry? This is what happens when you don't go on some weird, wacky tangents, or write a drunken review; you actually show us something cool you like that I now want to check out for myself, and you back it up with multiple reasons why. Good for you.
Feb. 21, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST
Feb. 21, 2010, 12:31 a.m. CST
He finds himself blocked off by a huge, 15ft high wall. And before the evil sonsovbitches chasing him manage to catch up to him, he pulls off this miraculous double jump to the top of the wall, where most likely he'll jump onto a tree on the other side or something.<p> He's like the David Copperfield of chopsocky flicks (although way less hacky).
Feb. 21, 2010, 1:36 a.m. CST
Its a fairly gritty movie. this is not a "human cartoon" to show your kids. Jackie Chan does a good job.
Feb. 21, 2010, 3:26 a.m. CST
by Mr Nicholas
Feb. 21, 2010, 6:12 a.m. CST
Under the pretty generic name "Stadt der Gewalt"(City Of Violence).
Feb. 21, 2010, 6:40 a.m. CST
I find that Harry delves into hyperbole when he says "like we never seen him before", when in fact Jackie Chan attempted more serious roles before, such Crime Story (1993)which is now part of the Dragon Dynasty collection. To be honest I found this movie to be so-so as I found in this movie was Jackie Chan to be this film's weakest link. Granted it is nice to see him deviate from his standard slap-stick chop-socky fare given the fact that he is pusing 60, and cannot push the same physical limits he has in the past. But the fact remains that this movie draws on his immense star-power from Asia, yet it seems unfitting that he should be in the lead role more suited to someone who is 10-20 years his junior. The film is very insightful in its portrayal of the Chinese diaspora and migrant Chinese workers in Japan, and the depiction of graphic violence sort of paralells the one seen in Japanese gangster films, such as those by Takashi Miike. It is not an issue of older actors should play younger parts (see him in Drunken Master 2) or Jackie shouldnt expand his craft, but the fact that he plays a stoic, flawed, naive, and vunerable hero without his usual Keaton-esqe chop-socky antics. What this film is offering "Jackie Chan" without what we have come to love about Jackie Chan.
Feb. 21, 2010, 8:28 a.m. CST
jackie chan as scarface.heh. and ishinshi is right,Chan has played serious roles before like in the last Crime Story where he losts all this team and becomes a drunk,and in Gorgeous which is about him getting old.
Feb. 21, 2010, 8:32 a.m. CST
FUCK YES,outstanding idea you get there mate.Tarantino,who is a huge fan of Chan,is the only one who can revive his career.A kung fu movie made by Q,and starring Chan,holy crap.
Feb. 21, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST
Jackie Chan is Jesus Christ, I constantly ask myself "but what would JC do" in this situation, gets me into alot of trouble.<p> And I think Jackie should be in the next Indy movie as a grown up Shortround. Helping Jonesy on some asian quest. I always imagined his Armour of God/Operation Condor character as Shortround so why not use Jackie as Indys next sidekick and make full use of him. He'd be better than Mutt and Winston going "JONESSSEEEYYY"
Feb. 21, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST
Where do I send the check BadlyDubbedPorn?
Feb. 21, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST
he may not become the miyagi of the new genetarion,but i believe he will deliver with his role.
Feb. 21, 2010, 9:19 a.m. CST
and I am totally serious, I think that would be a perfect way for Jackie to end his Hollywood career, then he can go back and make his awesome Asian movies.<p> Also Jackies characters nearly always go serious near the climax of alot of his movies, usually when hes entering the bad guys lair and kicking their asses. Like the guy above who said, he has done a few full on serious rolls, Heart of The Dragon I think its called springs to mind the one where Sammo Hung's his deaf and dumb brother.<p> Also his next one Little Big Soldier looks great too. Anyone know if its "avalible" anywhere online yet?
Feb. 21, 2010, 9:21 a.m. CST
I mean come on it's the Karate Kid, it wasn't like the greatest movie ever in the first place. (sorry to Cobra Kai if he sees this)
Feb. 21, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST
"And Jackie’s entire performance is informed by his career as a nice guy tells you he can do it."
Feb. 21, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST
I kinda stand by my view that Jackie is kinda of a miscast because Harry relates this film to 30s gangster movies, which I agree to an extent, but usually the protagonists in those films go into excess and suffer as a result of their "rise to the top" (a by-product of the Production Code). But Jackie's flaw was that he abandoned his group to live a normal life, which seems more like John Woo/ Chow Yun Fat territory. Because he remains so righteous in the movie, he sorta ressembles the onscreen persona we all know. Im not sayin he should snort a mound of coke or go on a murder spree, but I find his character kinda lacks an edge... And whoever casted him as the Miyagi character is genius, because I cant see anyone else without seeing the typical (but still great) asian/sensei actors in Hollywood (Mako, Pat Morita, James Hong... or even Chow Yun-Fat [not sure after Dragonball])
Feb. 21, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST
The only question is...how...how or when is this being released?
Feb. 21, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST
wheres the jackie chan adventures movie
Feb. 21, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST
brings out the brilliance in jackie. Derek Yee made Protege a film you should all see as well. This film is nearly two years old now. The Daniel Wu hand chopping scene was a bit over the top though
Feb. 21, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST
shocked me more than anything in shite like Saw or Hostel, because it was totaly unexpected and violent, also his final scene.
Feb. 21, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST
I got my crew's back and if anyone fucks with them, I'll murder the fucker.
Feb. 22, 2010, 12:34 a.m. CST
Jackie Chan was born, raised and has spent his life working in China. It's no surprise that he wouldn't speak out against a government that systematically indoctrinates the populace and silences dissent with an iron fist. Especially since he likely feels he owes his success and fame to the nation of his birth. It's part self-preservation and part loyalty. Jackie Chan saying "F. You" to his native land, the country of his largest and most loyal fanbase, and likely the most powerful economic power on the planet will only destroy his career, not change China's government or policies.<p>And what's this nonsense about "I won't waste money to see him in a movie again"??? Did you just find OUT about China's brutality??? It's been in high gear for over 60 years! If you didn't have a problem with Jackie BEFORE, I don't understand why you'd suddenly have a problem with his films now. Give the guy a break!
Feb. 23, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST
I liked the film, and it looks frigging amazing in high def.
Feb. 24, 2010, 2:56 a.m. CST
This movie soundings like a chinese menu item. Will it titilate my vageena? Ha Ha! I sayed tit!
Feb. 25, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST
by Teddy Artery
More than a month ago. It looked pretty good and I got most of what was going on. Jackie is likeable, but he doesn't play a person you'd want to know personally. It's a good change of character on his part and he's moving himself into the dramatic roles he wants.
Feb. 26, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST
Not quite as good as Derek Yee's previous release 'protege', but still it suceeds as a commercial thriller. Watch with lower expectations and you'll probably come out with a bit of a win.
March 5, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST
good movie .. liked the story even. Little Violent.
March 6, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST
by GibsonUSA Returns
No way Short Round is that close in age to Indy. Them standing next to each other...they would look more like partners than teacher/student. They would have to CG Jackie's face all over the place.
March 7, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST
most of them too, dont relish their position. in the beginning you may hear them wishing they could have a shot, a real shot at the big times without having to be some lousy good for noithing. but they take what they can, and make the best of it. it is actually the same kind of story.
March 19, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST
That's the Jackie Chan we have never seen before.
March 27, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST
May 21, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST
by Apple Octopus
Start Indy 5 in the present day at Jones' funeral. Jackie, as short round, retells Indy's last great adventure to Indy's grandson, in movie that's 90% flashback. How about it?
Aug. 9, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST
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