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A New And Cool Red Band Trailer For KICK-ASS!!

Merrick here...
As much as I truly loved this film, I must admit that I'm not sure how much more promotional material I can handle for it - so many trailer and clips and posters. Nonetheless, here's a new (and rather nice) Red Band trailer for KICK-ASS.
An embiggened version of the same is available HERE. I'm quite eager to hear the final score/soundtrack for this. The temp music heard at BNAT was amazing. If they stay the course & head in the directions suggested by that temp track - there could be a great score waiting for us. We'll see... KICK-ASS hits theaters April 16.
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  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST


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  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Pretty kick-ass trailer

    by Tell_Your_Mom_I_Said_Hi

    I bet nobody's heard THAT before...

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:48 a.m. CST


    by JBouganim1

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    by JBouganim1

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    by JBouganim1

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Hey JBouganim1

    by Life Proof

    Get strangled.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST


    by Sailor Rip

    ...rules. Cronenberg is awesome in it.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:55 a.m. CST

    still looks dumb

    by Bruce of all Trades


  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    If a 12 year old girl started killing henchmen...

    by Wordage

    ...of some large evil crime syndicate...and if these men were to capture her, unmask her and take her weapons....and they wanted to punish her and make her pay for all their men she killed by punishing her in the cruelest manner possible....what do you suppose they would do?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Hi Wordage

    by slowmo360

    Nice to see you. Why don't you have a seat right over here?*SLyAfkojA6Cs5YaL2F4k-90_/453788870.jpeg

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 9:21 a.m. CST

    I'm likin' Hit Girl....

    by Righteous Brother

    am I allowed to say that?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 9:21 a.m. CST

    everything I see makes me less interested

    by Stifler's Mom

    looks like an uninspired mash-up of BLANKMAN, MYSTERY MEN and WATCHMEN

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 9:22 a.m. CST

    slowmo360...your immediate thoughts turned to pedophilia

    by Wordage

    But that says more about you. I didn't write the movie. This is something anyone who writes a movie like this has to think about...and for all of you inspired by this movie...and wanting to write a film about a 12 year old girl protagonist taking on evil villains...this is something you have to consider... <p> First, having a 12 year old girl be some kick-ass superhero is implausible enough...but then when you put a little girl in the middle of a crime world full of villains without any lick of have to imagine how those characters would react to having a 12 year old girl murder their companions. How would they respond? If you want them to be cartoonish buffoons...that's fine and good...but then your movie will resemble something along the lines of 3 Ninjas Kick Back.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 9:22 a.m. CST

    same problem with most red-band trailers

    by StovetopStuffin'

    they are there just to say "Look, we say bad words and show tits!" This trailer took away some of the excitement I had for the movie.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 9:23 a.m. CST

    JBouganim1 - Thank you for bringing Nightbreed to our attention

    by Pizziola

    Now shut up and go back to giving JettL1993 a rusty trombone.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    Just take away her Ipod, cell phone and internet access

    by butterbean

    She'll chill the fuck out.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    How many trailers does this movie get?

    by YackBacker

    I feel like we're on the tenth one already.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    as many trailers as the movie itself has

    by Bruce of all Trades

    lame pop-culture references only a buffoon like Millar would dish out.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Is something wrong with this picture?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Wordage, please

    by Immortal_Fish

    You come in here baiting. And when someone takes it, you paint them a pedophile. The TBs have been there plenty. Would you kindly fuck off?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Now that's the ONLY trailer that's made me want to watch!

    by D.Vader

    For the first time, I can look at a trailer for this movie and say whole-heartedly, "THAT looks Kick Ass!"

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Immortal're a moron

    by Wordage

    He painted me a pedophile. Go back to grade school and learn some reading comprehension.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:36 a.m. CST


    by Immortal_Fish

    I know! Those people that made Let the Right One In, what were they thinking? The fools can't even show the final product to the lead actors in the film!<P>Kick Ass is doing nothing new. After the Specialist, Interview With a Vampire, fucking Orphan, et al... there is nothing new here. Nothing. Not even the phony, selective outrage.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST


    by Immortal_Fish

    "...of some large evil crime syndicate...and if these men were to capture her, unmask her and take her weapons....and they wanted to punish her and make her pay for all their men she killed by punishing her in the cruelest manner possible....what do you suppose they would do? "<P>Uhm, gosh, Wordage! Do they buy her a pony? I mean, I have NO CLUE where you might be going with that question!<P>Shit stain.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    This is precisely what sucks about movies like this

    by Wordage

    It's a kid in a gritty adult world...and if you try to talk realistically about what would normally happen to a kid, a 12 year old girl, in a criminal adult world...suddenly, you're a pedophile, and you're told to "kindly fuck off". <p> I'm asking legitimate questions about the scenario of the film. Kids and action films don't mix (see The Last Action Hero), because the filmmakers must put on kid gloves with dealing with them. Sure, this is R rated...but it's at the cost of the baddies. It's Home Alone with potty language and carnage.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Hahaha, wow, Immortal fish

    by Wordage

    Did your Mommy and Daddy not let you watch cartoons this morning? Sit this one out while the adults talk.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    I was worried you might be the wingnut who crashed into the IRS building.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Hey BSB, I just saw 500 Days of Summer

    by D.Vader

    And shit, how could you like Zooey in that movie?!? She wore some pretty fucking awful pants for awhile there.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    But MAN what a TERRIBLE EMBED!!

    by D.Vader

    Won't let you pause, won't let you backup or scroll forward. What the shit.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Nobody rocks vintage like Zooey rocks vintage. But that's Zooey. She could wear Johnny Weir's outfits and still look fine as fuck ...

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST

    So many trailers - it's as if we've seen the movie already...

    by Zahaladeen

    ...and Nightbreed owns face.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    I watched the movie on Valentine's Day, BSB

    by D.Vader

    With my GF. NOT a good choice.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Why am I supposed to like this?

    by JoeSixPack

    What is all the hype about?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Still looking good, but...

    by thot

    I'm wondering if they may have overplayed their hand. Putting words like that in the mouth of a little kid like Hit Girl is warped. They should have shot for a PG-13 rating instead. Great idea but could be undone by the hard 'R' material.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Too many trailers!

    by CornNut007

    I have complete confidence already that Kick-Ass is going to be one of the better R rated comic adaptations. I don't need to see any more footage until I am sitting in the theater about to watch the full thing. We get it. It looks cool. At this point you can just sit back and wait for your paychecks to come rolling in. AS FOR WORDAGE... whether you meant to inflame a talkback with pedobear intrigue or not, you have to AT LEAST admit that the phrasing of your original post was skewed toward lewdness, at the very least. "...if these men were to capture her, unmask her and take her weapons" "...punishing her in the cruelest manner possible"? I mean, come on. Your asking this question to a room 90% full of guys and I am pretty sure that we all think that the "cruelest manner" of punishment would be the rape of a child. So don't get all up in arms when people take offense with your original post.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Cornut007...firstly...thanks for being civil

    by Wordage

    "I am pretty sure that we all think that the "cruelest manner" of punishment would be the rape of a child." <p> But then, isn't the real crime putting a 12 year old in that type of gritty scenario in the first place? That's the've taken a child...and put her in the world of criminals and villains. Now, either they respond realistically as criminals or they don' instead of people directing their ire at me saying things like "they buy her a PONY"...isn't that precisely what's wrong with this scenario to begin with?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Just tell your girlfriend she's your Autumn. Then play "She's Got You High" on the iPod. Trust me.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST


    by CornNut007

    I have never read the comic "Kick-Ass" but maybe the moral implication of putting a young child into this type of scenario will be addressed somehow in the film. But I get the feeling that this story isn't about realism and is, instead, more about deconstructing the typical superhero journey in an over the top, hyper-real, manor. But the idea of putting a young girl into a scenario of nasty men isn't new and other films have handled that material in more realistic fashion. See the character of Mathilda in Luc Besson's "Leon" (The Professional). Though, she was more of a thorn in the side of the bad guys rather then a real threat.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Well technically, BSB, my gf IS my Autumn

    by D.Vader

    But it brought back too many painful memories of my Summer. Who actually grew up with my Autumn.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST


    by Wordage

    Yeah, I never read the comic, or comics in general...which is why I wonder if this will have appeal to the general movie going public. Perhaps those things will be addressed...but with regards to Mathilda, yes, she was in that world...(and I have only seen the first half of that film)...but even that film had a very creepy vibe regarding the relationship between the girl and Leon...and I'm not sure what became of her in the end... <p> But there was never a sensationalist following of geeks that triumphed Mathilda as being awesome and badass and something to behold. I got more of a realistic vibe whereby even the general viewer was a bit uncomfortable and taken aback by their unusual relationship and her place in that world. That's what's kind of disconcerting about all this hype for THIS I try to discern why it's supposed to be good....there are films that appeal to movie buffs...and there are films which appeal to geeks...and the two aren't always the same.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Is your Autumn still friends with Summer? I hope not. <P> But yeah ... that's what I love about Summer. Brought back some exquisitely painful memories. I don't think one's life is fulfilled unless they've been kicked in the gut by love and gone through a severe bout of depression. That's what makes you appreciate life even more.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Yes, BSB. Matter of fact we're all still friends

    by D.Vader

    Though my Summer and I aren't as close as we once were, obviously. And she didn't get married. But I actually had a dream about her last night, strangely enough. And in my dream she betrayed me again. And with the same guy too.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST


    by CornNut007

    Well I'll tell you, Mathilda was definitely in the process of becoming a bad ass. She wanted Leon to teach her how to become an assassin and he does teach her some skills and how to use a sniper rifle. There had been even rumor of a sequel following a grown Mathilda taking over Leon’s profession. And yes, while there was a creepy vibe between the two (Mathilda and Leon), it was realistic. Mathilda was in love with Leon; this man who saved her from certain death. She was growing up fast and she definitely made advances on Leon, but rest assured he never lowered his morals. But I digress...

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    You need to beat her to the punch and get married. Then she'll get all depressed and stuff her mouth with Twinkies and hook up with the wrong guy out of desperation, then live the rest of her days in misery. Doesn't that sound good?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    BSB, actually I woke up and thought the EXACT same thing

    by D.Vader

    Bc she's with another guy now. And for once, he's a nice guy. Like me. So I could totally see them getting married. And I think, at the end of my dream, the bad guy switched with the new guy and I found out they were getting married. <p> And I woke up thinking "Shit! I gotta beat her to the punch!" But my gf is always pressuring me to get married and I just see no rush.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    DO IT, MAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Marriage is frakking awesome. If you love the chick, and the chick loves you, do it. Life's too short to mess around. Nothing beats waking up with your wife and going on talkback. I vote YES on Vader getting married.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Aye Aye Cap'n BSB

    by D.Vader

    If BSB votes yes, then it must be done. <p> Just... not in a timely manner =).

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    from this point on. And maybe in caps too :)

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    The more i see of this movie

    by RexBanner

    the less i feel the need to check it out.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Definitely a rental

    by DennisMM

    and a discount at that.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    MAN, this movie looks stupid! >:P

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    It looks like the sequel to Mystery Men, except more of a geek fantasy where the idiots trying to be superheroes are actually ABLE to kick the @$$es of harden criminals. And, of course, hot girls will want to screw the hell out of them "if they got the chance."<p>So far, these trailers have made me NOT want to see this film. However, it only looks slightly more ridiculous than its source material, where a 10-year old girl trained by a comic geek can murder dozens of armed mobsters single-handedly and a 16-year-old nerd can get the HELL beaten out of him by numerous 200-lb thugs, have his testicles tortured with electricity and yet, still be able to beat up an uninjured wannabe teenage mobster armed with a .45 magnum.<p>Pure GAR-BAGE.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 1:52 p.m. CST

    And yes, BSB is right this time...

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    Hit Girl's a filthy-mouthed whore.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    AICN loves this film so much....

    by cookylamoo

    They should change the title to KISS-ASS.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Here's a thought...

    by UltimaRex

    How about watching the movie first? Y'know, for context? Who thinks this is as realistic as Leon? Who? Line up so I can laugh at you. Those of you so het up over kids in R-rated flicks need to band together and build a time machine to protest The Omen, The Exorcist, etc, etc... Scratch that, how about boycotting them now? See how far you get. Yo wordage (and all those questioning this flicks "realism"), you'd have a point if it weren't for one simple flaw in your logic. It. Is. A. Movie. A Superhero movie. You got your "realistic" Superhero movie in TDK. One of the finest movies of all time. Watch that again and let the rest of us enjoy Kick-Ass for what it is, not what you think it is.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Who'd want to see a "realistic" Alice in Wonderland?

    by UltimaRex

    By show of hands.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    "realistic" Yellow Submarine?

    by UltimaRex


  • Feb. 19, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST


    by smudgewhat

    therefore i love these trailers. i think this movie will make me smile. i fucking look forward to it.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Snakes On A Plane Geek Hype-arama

    by Grinning White Skull

    I can NOT see this highly fan-specific film has much appeal beyond the geek world in the same way that SNAKES ON A PLANE did. Even the comic book KICK ASS has never sold in any big way among the comic book geek audience. <br> As a fan of comics, action films, genre, real life, etc., the film looks like a mess for how it sets up its rules and then breaks them at every chance. The kid Kick Ass gets his ass handed to him time and time again until his nerves have been fried enough he can't feel much pain AND he learns enough how to fight in the process and be effective. Okay, sounds like a good concept for creating a modern superhero type of film rooted in reality. Then you have a ten year old girl fighting like Arnold as Conan, hacking guys to pieces with sword blades, leaping, punching and jumping like Bruce Lee and swearing like a character out of Sin City. It is just plain STUPID and negates all the effort at creating a "real" masked hero. A lot of geeks will go see this in the beginning but I don't see it catching on in any major way especially with all the over-baked fandom hype starting to stink like guests who stay too long.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST


    by TehCreepyThinMan

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    My thoughts

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    Trailer looks good (oh shit, i just admitted im a pedophile, right BSB?) but i dont like the color scheme, makes it look too campy... and i just want this to be released so i can see it cuz i can guess what happens (big daddy dies)... also people need to stop complainin of unoriginality in hollywood... we have a movie here that is original but then people start complainin a character is too crude and kills people... either accept new creative movies or keep watchin these reboots

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST


    by yourSTEPDADDY

    Man that kid needs to dump his trash... or either flush his nut rags

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST


    by NotVeryFunny

    Saw that weeks ago. You fuckers are late AGAIN.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Its not aintitoldnews

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...More like Aint It Capone News since he seems to be the only one puttin up articles we want (minus all that chicago screenings)... when can Harry quit and give the site to Capone? i call for a mutiny! and bring back script girl... just so we can actually get a article where we can complain some more

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST


    by NotVeryFunny

    Right you are.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST

    How can you show a "realistic" Alice in Wonderland?

    by D.Vader

    What is it, someone taking drugs and just hallucinating for 2 hours?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    BringingNaziBack, re: "wingnut who crashed"

    by Immortal_Fish

    "wingnut who crashed into the IRS building"<P>That's BNB for ya. Always getting unnecessarily political when the topic doesn't call for it in the least.<P>Since you mention it, was that the same 'wingnut' that was for government seizure of the health care industry and against the catholic church? The guy that denounced capitalism at the very end of his screed? Yep, sure sounds like a typical, garden variety 'wingnut' to me. ::eyeroll:: But what else can I expect from MSDNC's foremost AICN correspondent?<P>And then there's this:<BR><P>By your definition, I'm going to go ahead and presume that those fellows with the torches and the pitchforks were NOT 'wingnuts'.<P>What amuses me the most about threads like these -- besides your inability to avoid demagoguery and simply debate the topic at hand -- is how for decades liberals like you have been telling conservatives like me to change the channel and exercise tolerance, etc. Meanwhile, I'm the one willing to coexist with flicks like these. Instead of going to see this movie, why don't you and Wordage just go have a beer together and chat about how awful the movie must be?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    "Wingnut" does NOT mean political, Immortal Fish

    by D.Vader

    If anything, it looks like its you who brought politics into this, NOT BSB. Because all he did was call the crazy person who crashed his plane a wingnut. Which is what he was. Crazy. Doesn't mean he's conservative. Doesn't mean he was liberal. Just means he was nuts.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Breaking News: Aaron Johnson impregnates Chloe Moretz

    by RandySavage

    First, a 43-year-old director, now his 12-year old co-star. <P> To paraphrase Tenacious D, this kid is so potent, just standing near him can get you pregnant.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    by Grinning White Skull

    by robertplant

    Brilliantly worded and spot on. Now please resume sucking my cock, you fucking expert.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST


    by UltimaRex

    Welcome to my point. Kick-Ass is it's own reality.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Enough with the trailers!

    by BennyL

    Release this movie already... I'm dying here!

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 7:44 p.m. CST


    by deelzbub

    If any movie deserves an awesome sequel, it's Nightbreed. God, I love that movie. Do you know Barker intended the story to be a trilogy?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    D.Vader, re: use of 'wingnut'

    by Immortal_Fish

    C'mon. The guy mentioned today's headlining news article to deride me, yet I am the one getting political? And are you really claiming that 'wingnut' is a term used to describe fringe elements of either side? You people have been here long enough to know better.<P>BringingDactylyBrach was as transparent as Wordage was in his initial post.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    KICK-ASS feels like it's been opening next week for months now!

    by GimpInMyPants

    This movie got exposed too soon. Ever since I heard of it I've been wanting to see it so badly but these cock tease trailers are feeling a little old.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    Wordage--I understand your point, but...

    by BlueDjinn1

    ...while I have absolutely zero personal knowledge or insight into how organized crime works, my guess is that they really do have their own warped moral code which would make it OK to, say, crush a man's head in a vise (ala "Casino") but *not* to rape a 12-year old girl. *Kill* her, yes, but not rape her. Then again, what the hell do I know?

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    It should be called "Aint it Cool, the movie"

    by SlimButNotreally

    I think they made this lame movie for aicn fans only. seriously, all you nerds dream of being super you'll love this awful one-liner filled absurd piece of crap.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    BlueDjinn1, you've already failed the litmus test...

    by Immortal_Fish

    ...simply by replying.<P>By virtue of merely *entertaining* the *idea* that organized crime MAY have a code that MIGHT prohibit them from raping a little girl means that you absolutely WOULD seize ANY opportunity before you to do the same under ANY circumstance EVER. In fact, just by reading these words in front of your eyes at this very moment means that Chris Hansen will be breathing down your neck the moment you spin around in your chair. You would be fucking retarded to think otherwise and should be subjected to a death panel. Providing, of course, you are light skinned and don't speak with a negro dialect (unless you want to).<P>Welcome to AICN.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    "How about watching the movie first?"

    by Wordage

    Um, how As a consumer...I've watched the trailer, and am not interested in this movie...and have given my reasons why...despite the marketing reels (aka trailers) that are released every few weeks. <p> P.S. - Immortal Fish is a moron.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:50 p.m. CST

    "How about watching the movie first?"

    by Immortal_Fish

    "I've watched the trailer, and am not interested in this movie"<P>No, you're just interested in ruining TBs for those that are.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST


    by Wordage

    Your belief that criminals have an ethical moral code that would prevent them from touching a 12 year old girl in a sexual manner after she just murdered their friends and henchmen is pretty naive. Antisocial behavior consistent with criminals is associated with a lack of boundaries and else do you explain all the rape in prisons? Even in a movie as ridiculous as Commando, they had the henchmen say "Have a few drinks in'll give us all a little more time with your daughter" after kidnapping his 12 year old girl. While they didn't portray any deviant sexual acts in that least the protagonist in that movie was Arnold Schwarzenegger....not a 12 year old Alyssa Milano.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Immortal Fish, if voicing my opinion on the trailer...

    by Wordage a talkback dedicated to that trailer has ruined this TB for you...then you are indeed a moron. Don't worry...on opening will be surrounded by a theater full of geeks who will simultaneously jizz in their pants while holding hands. Also, there's a talkback for the movie Creation where you can go start beating the anti-evolution pro-creationist drum.

  • Feb. 19, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    "how else do you explain all the rape in prisons"

    by Immortal_Fish

    Don't you [rape] see, BlueDjinn? YOU are the [rape] PEDOPHILE for [rape] having PEDOPHILE thoughts [rape] after I asked a question [rape] that locked you into [rape] the only PEDOPHILE answer [rape] there is.<P>And [rape] you must be an awful [rape] person if you dare to dis[rape]agree with me!

  • Feb. 20, 2010, midnight CST

    Again....Immortal're an idiot

    by Wordage

    I posed the question as to what would happen to a 12 year old girl in that criminal world....the response I got was someone saying "Wordage, have a seat" and posted a link to a picture of Chris Hansen...essentially calling me a pedophile. My response, in not so many words, is that accusation says more about them than it does about me. <p> You have shit for brain, Immortal Fish....goodnight.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Wordage, try posting in one of Herc's SNL TBs

    by Immortal_Fish

    "Is this show still on?" and similar such quotes have resulted in banning.<P>You ruining this TB doesn't mean the movie is ruined for me. So please do go on with your bad self. But, still, ruin it you do attempt. So why play? Just because I say the sky is blue makes me a 'moron'? Okay. I'm a moron. You're still trying to steer this TB in a ridiculous direction. This will certainly not be the last movie to characterize a female younger than her years. So your objective here is...?<P>Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to debate the topic. Uhm... fuck you too?

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:09 a.m. CST

    Immortal're just mad....

    by Wordage

    ...because you didn't go out on a Friday night and have no life.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    Clearly, They're Having A Hard Time Marketing This

    by LaserPants

    The preponderance of re-worked trailers seems to mean that it's not catching on. Perhaps because it looks SO dumb? I thought this trailer looked the least dumb, but it still looks dumb, and ugly, and overdone. It isn't "edgy" if it tries to hard; it's gotta come from a sincerely subversive place to register, not just go for "'little girl uses foul language and kills people!" That's just boring and obvious.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:15 a.m. CST

    Wordage, let me get this straight...

    by Immortal_Fish

    Goodnight, by the way.<P>Anyhow...<P>You come in here, baiting.<P>TB handle slowmo360 sees what you did for what it is and calls you out on it.<P>You then return call slowmo360 out, claiming that his response says more about him than it does about you.<P>BOTTOM LINE -- The question you posed, regardless of the answer received, speaks more about the respondent than it does about you.<P>Amazing. And awfully convenient.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST


    by Immortal_Fish

    ...and I have you here to keep me company.<P>Still willing to debate the actual topic whenever you are.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:19 a.m. CST

    To be fair, Immortal fish....

    by Wordage

    ...I don't think slowmo360 is a pedophile. But to be more specific, I think he's redirecting the reality of the situation the 12 year old girl in KickAss is placed in...and directing it at me for simply posing the question. It's the uncomfortable truth regarding putting children in violent adult situations. Putting the 12 year old girl in such scenarios is no more cool than having a couple of (turd) burglars invading Macauley Culkin's back door in Home Alone.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:21 a.m. CST

    As for me keeping you company...

    by Wordage

    ...I'll give you 5 more minutes. Then you'll have to drink one more Jack Daniels on the rocks and rub one out to a photoshopped picture of Sarah Palin.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:33 a.m. CST

    Change of heart, Wordage?

    by Immortal_Fish

    Welcome to the debate. I've been waiting for you.<P>If you don't think that slowmo360 is a pedophile, then why write:<P>"your immediate thoughts turned to pedophilia. But that says more about you"<P>And you claim not to be a troll. The internet is forever, you know. As Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) would say, this is a teachable moment.<P>The simple fact behind your point is crystal clear. Yes, we all know what would really happen to a 12 year old girl under such a situation. If nothing else, do we not remember GI Jane? That aside, I personally know a few girls that have been abused under that age. Way under that age. That's reality. And reality sucks big time. You're right. It does.<P>I get what you're going for. But this is the movies. And this movie demands that you suspend disbelief before engaging. So why don't you?<P>Unless you don't want to. Then that's perfectly okay. I think there may be a few other links for you to click on here in that event.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:36 a.m. CST


    by Immortal_Fish

    Palin?!?<P>We righty's all know the uber hotness belongs to Megyn Kelly. And who needs Photoshop in that case?

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:37 a.m. CST


    by frank cotton

    yes,'s not real, OK? now crawl back under your rock like a good little worm

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:46 a.m. CST

    frank cotton, thanks, but...

    by Immortal_Fish

    That's what I've been saying here all along. Would you kindly phrase it kindly?

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    "do we not remember GI Jane?"

    by Wordage

    Of course not...because I've never seen that movie as part of my boycott against movies that suck. Okay, Immortal Fish, my last post before bed... <p> Regarding slowmo360...he brought pedophilia into the conversation...not why do you keep directing it at me? I simply asked what would happen if a girl would actually put in the world she is put in? And that is where the mind naturally goes because that is the reality of the world we live in. <p> Suspension of disbelief can only go so far. We all analyze the films we watch, and if they get too ridiculous, it becomes an impossible a motorcycle flying through the air at a helicopter. Or people running away from a killer wind. If the response to this is "well it's not supposed to be real"...does that mean it's supposed to be stupid, too? <p> One other thing...I think this movie is only meant to appeal to white people, geeks specifically as someone already mentioned the geek fantasy, and you may already know this with your mention of "negro dialect". I live in Brooklyn and am not white, and find nothing cool or awesome about spoiled suburban white kids who are supposedly badass superheroes...especially a 12 year old girl. I find it lame. Perhaps it's a cultural thing. I'm not going to convince certain white geeks that this isn't the coolest thing since sliced white bread...and you aren't going to convince me it perhaps we should leave it at that.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 1:09 a.m. CST

    BTW, Wordage...

    by Immortal_Fish

    I didn't allow my under-10 daughter to watch any of the Shrek series because of the prevalent use of innuendo. You know, that whole 'parenting' deal. I mean "Lord Farkwad"...? Give me a break. That's the last thing I need the tykes to yelp whilst running 'round. The dragon waving it's ass around to the tune of "Baby Got Back"...? That's just garbage, right?.<P>none of this stops me from looking forward to Kick Ass, though! What's for me ain't necessarily for she...

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 1:18 a.m. CST

    that was kindly

    by frank cotton

    too tired for serious flaming

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 1:22 a.m. CST

    Wordage, "my boycott against movies that suck"

    by Immortal_Fish

    GI Jane did suck. I never said it didn't. And yet, it was a movie that made us ask a question for the first time, ever. THAT question. The same question you've asked here in this very talkback. Coincidence? I mean, any wonder why I connected those dots at all?<P> "Regarding slowmo360...he brought pedophilia into the conversation...not why do you keep directing it at me?"<P>Because we all know what you meant in what you asked. Yes, slowmo360 cut to the quick, but it was a quick you laid bare to be cut. Damn. And here I thought we were making progress. "does that mean it's supposed to be stupid, too?"<P> Luke Skywalker reaching toward a lightsaber embedded in ice must be as stupid.<P> "and you may already know this with your mention of "negro dialect".<P>I would like to thank Harry Reid for this prestigious award... For what it's worth, I'm not white either. American Powhatan here.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    One more time, with page breaks

    by Immortal_Fish

    Damn, this forum sucks. Anyhow...<P>"my boycott against movies that suck"<P> GI Jane did suck. I never said it didn't. And yet, it was a movie that made us ask a question for the first time, ever. THAT question. The same question you've asked here in this very talkback. Coincidence? I mean, any wonder why I connected those dots at all?<P> "Regarding slowmo360...he brought pedophilia into the conversation...not why do you keep directing it at me?"<P>Because we all know what you meant in what you asked. Yes, slowmo360 cut to the quick, but it was a quick you laid bare to be cut. Damn. And here I thought we were making progress.<P> "does that mean it's supposed to be stupid, too?"<P> Luke Skywalker reaching toward a lightsaber embedded in ice must be as stupid.<P> "and you may already know this with your mention of "negro dialect".<P>I would like to thank Harry Reid for this prestigious award...<P><P> For what it's worth, I'm not white either. American Powhatan here.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 1:41 a.m. CST

    99 bitches but Hit Girl Ain't One

    by Immortal_Fish

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 2:18 a.m. CST

    fucking awesome

    by moviemaniac-7

    Wanna see, wanna see, wanna see.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 3:06 a.m. CST

    MooseMalloy, wrong

    by Player_Two_has_entered_the_game

    It is fucking awesome! prepare to eat humble pie in april, man.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 3:24 a.m. CST

    This movie needs more trailers. There's only 50 of them.

    by Orionsangels

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 3:59 a.m. CST


    by Pawprint

    The fact that you and your OP seems to exclude any other outcome other than child rape speaks volumes about you.<p> Also you are coming dangerously close to a sweeping generalisation that all criminals and prisoners are rapists are child molesters. You call that reality?!

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 4:12 a.m. CST

    KickAss = Watchmen... in total domestic gross

    by RandySavage

    And because Kick-Ass was made for 1/10th the cost of Watchmen and had little public expectations attached, it will be a big success for Lionsgate. <P> I predict a stronger than expected opening of around $18-22m, then great word of mouth and <25%/week drop off for the next 6-8 weeks. <P> It could possibly even follow the same pattern as "The Matrix."

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 4:21 a.m. CST

    Before anyone calls me out for being stupid...

    by RandySavage

    I'll call myself out. <P> Because Vaughn raised the budget himself I thought it was around $15m. Turns out it was actually $50m, with Lionsgate putting millions more (25?) into marketing. <P> So I was wrong. It was a fairly expensive picture to make. <P> I still think it will do well. Most of those who have seen it have raved about it and it seems ideally suited to today's cinema-going demo. <P> Possibly a Matrix-like run: not much public pre-awareness and then chugging along on word-of-mouth.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 5:39 a.m. CST


    by Wordage

    "Also you are coming dangerously close to a sweeping generalisation that all criminals and prisoners are rapists are child molesters. You call that reality?!" <p> I didn't say all criminals...but certainly murderers...if a 12 yr old girl was murdering their friends and henchmen...and they caught that 12 yr old girl...chances are they wouldn't just lock her in a room with milk and cookies.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 5:44 a.m. CST

    "KICK-ASS is this year's WATCHMEN"

    by BurnHollywood

    Good. I loved WATCHMEN. Can't wait for KA.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 5:47 a.m. CST

    Immortal Fish

    by Wordage

    How does my asking a question as to what people think an evil henchmen would do to a 12 yr old assassin imply that I brought pedophilia into the conversation? <p> "If a 12 year old girl started killing henchmen...of some large evil crime syndicate...and if these men were to capture her, unmask her and take her weapons....and they wanted to punish her and make her pay for all their men she killed by punishing her in the cruelest manner possible....what do you suppose they would do?" <p> It's a legitimate question if one wants to discuss the realism of a film. Oh, right, I forgot, it's a movie...therefore we should never ever mention the plausibility of movie scenes, right? But that's what's messed up about the scenario of the's already messed up by putting a 12 yr old girl in adult situations...and now if anyone dare's ask what would normally happen in such situations...people get their panties in a bunch and accuse THAT person of being a pedophile. Do you perhaps see the problem with this with regards to the normal movie going public who like to discuss films and aren't a bunch of angry comic book nerds who like to jizz in their pants? <p> Look, Immortal Fish, I won't ruin your KickAss TB anymore...if you like...I'll leave now and you and frank cotton can jerk each other off, tee hee.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 6:54 a.m. CST

    by NeuroTrash

    This isn't real world rules, so there will be no real world repercussions. 12 year olds flipping through the air like Jackie Chan shooting double eagles don't exist, so expecting a real world response is dumb. Of course she is not going to be raped/tortured/killed, just tied up for the hero to swoop in and save.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 7:41 a.m. CST


    by Pawprint

    No, chances are they'd just kill her, because killer by no means = paedophile.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 9 a.m. CST

    Proof in the pudding.

    by Playkins

    It's ironic that given this movie is R-rated (which many talkbackers claim to want more of), people still are making its content into something objectionable. Seems like there are a decent amount of people that can't handle the subject without degrading into some pederass wish-fulfillment.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Ok Wordage...

    by UltimaRex

    How's your Exorcist boycott coming along? Cos' if messed up situations is your bugbear you've got one hell of a backlog before you can get started on Kick-Ass. Plus, there is a difference between suspending disbelief and putting up with shit. I'd tell you to learn it but I get the feeling you enjoy the sound of your own voice too much... Without listening to what it's saying...

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Lest Americans forget...

    by zinc_chameleon

    What Hit-Girl is going through is normal for 12-year-old boys in Africa and Malaysia that have been forcibly drafted into terrorist/drug armies. All Hit-Girl does is drop this in your backyward, with fuzzy pink slippers.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Not A Bad Point, Zinc_Chameleon

    by LaserPants

    But it still looks stupid.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    If you say likin HG=pedophilia then

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...Wantin to watch super hero movies or action movies makes you gay... say whaa? yes, cuz most men in super hero or action movies feature shirtless men or men in tights, grabbin and touchin other shirtless or men in short, youre gay if you think HitGirl is pedophile material...

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Kickass is this year's Watchmen?

    by ParagonComplex

    Hahhahahahahahhaahhahahah. Holy shit, okay, so, I don't usually call people out for being blithering idiots but ho~ly shit that's some fantastic retardation right there.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Speakin of watchmen

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...if you think HiGirl is pedophile material and you enjoyed Watchmen, that means youre gay cuz you like lookin at blue penises... and you like rape also

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Finally I saw the trailer

    by cyberskunk

    For some reason, I had trouble loading the trailer embedded at aicn and had trouble loading the embedded trailer at trailerpark, but I was able to use the activity window in Safari to download it directly from the trailerpark page and closed the web browser window to stop all the other stuff from loading... in case anyone else was having trouble, that might be a solution.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    I remember when Grindhouse was released....

    by Wordage

    ...geeks went nuts for that movie, and early geek screenings were overwhelmingly positive. Then, a circular form of logic started to surround the movie such that if anyone tried to discuss the flaws of the film, their arguments were deemed moot by these circular rules. <p> First, if anyone dared argue that the premise, story, or acting were flawed in any manner...they were told "it's a grindhouse movie!" by snooty geeks who looked down their nose at them. It was the whole "movies-so-bad-that-they're-good" arguments...or claiming that they're just supposed to be ridiculous if anyone tried to discuss it, they were told they just didn't get it. "It's a grindhouse movie...duh". <p> When the smoke cleared, and the hype died...even geeks admit that Grindhouse sucked. These trailers and this hype gives me dejavu. If anyone discusses the ridiculous premise, they are told it is supposed to be ridiculous, while at the same time trying to appear like a realistic take on the superhero genre. The film supposedly can't be judged like other superhero movies either since it's supposed to be a satire or some other such take on superhero any criticism lodged at what has been seen so far is directed towards these circular arguments. It's dejavu all over again....

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Looks fine. Gonna see it.

    by knowthyself

    But not really too excited about it. I don't think it will have even half of Watchmen's depth or a single performance as memorable as J.H. Haley as Rorschach.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    by Teddy Artery

    Liking this less and less. So much needless cussing, especially out of the mouth of Hit Girl. When every character talks with the same "voice" I know for certain that the script is crap.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    what if they were GAY mobsters?

    by frank cotton

    'deathproof' did indeed suck, but PLANET TERROR is a keeper

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    For goodness sake, Wordage...

    by Immortal_Fish

    "How does my asking a question as to what people think an evil henchmen would do to a 12 yr old assassin imply that I brought pedophilia into the conversation?<P>Yes, what would those evil henchmen do? Other than kill her?<P>Other than torture her, then kill her?<P>Other than play SkipBo with her, then torture her, then kill her?<P>For goodness sake. SUSPEND DISBELIEF!! ASSHOLE!!!!eleven!!

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST


    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    And where is BringingNaziBack?

    by Immortal_Fish

    He's oddly silent, not unlike his usual aliases and co-conspirators. That fucking troll peppers every TB with senseless diatribe, leaving 20+ posts figuratively dripping with liberal propaganda that goads TB handles into eating each other alive. This one, short-lived, yet no different, of course.<P>So let's hear it, ye leader of the Blue Meanies!

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    Moar like Shit Girl, amirite?

    by Anime_is_Dumb

    I predict the pedophile geeks on this website will be writing creepy love letters to Shit Girl and not letting that actress live a normal life.

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 10:51 p.m. CST

    that would be MORE

    by frank cotton

    illiterate troglodyte

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    breaking news

    by ORIONgods

    Ryan McPartlin is capt.america

  • Feb. 20, 2010, 11:05 p.m. CST


    by ORIONgods

    sorry folks false alarm. my bad he is just in talks nothing offical

  • Feb. 21, 2010, midnight CST

    Time for live action GUNSLINGER GIRLS

    by theebluewolf

    Awesome trailer - this is going to be a f'ng awesome movie!!! With more and more "young" girls gettin serious "adult" oriented roles, I think the time is ripe for a live action GUNSLINGER GIRLS movie, made HARD R and gritty and depressing like the first season (not the 2nd season crap).

  • Feb. 21, 2010, 4:02 a.m. CST

    Immortal Fish....I see that you spent Saturday night....

    by Wordage home as well. Sheesh, wonder you're so bitter.'s clear that this film about a 12 year old assassin is all you have to look forward to in I won't piss on your parade anymore.

  • Feb. 21, 2010, 5:46 a.m. CST

    I love Red Band trailers

    by BendersShinyAss

    And why do you guys always decend into peadophilia talk with this film?? Wordage, since you started it, answer me this question. pussy's - you like em shaved or natural?

  • Feb. 21, 2010, 6:28 a.m. CST

    Au natural....all the way...

    by Wordage

    ...shaved are like prickly pears...but a nice trim'll do...just not too short....BendersShinyAss, you pederast.

  • Feb. 21, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    grindhouse was and still is awesome wordage

    by slappy jones

  • Feb. 21, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST

    and wordage

    by slappy jones

    if all you are after is realism in films and you only want to see things that could actually happen then I would like to point out to you that about 95% of all films made are filled with entirely fantastical shit that couldn't possibly happen in real life.

  • Feb. 21, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST

    So, how will Defendor compare to Kick-Ass?

    by Royston Lodge

    Seems like two sides of the same coin:<p>

  • Feb. 21, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Cheap Wedding Dresses

    by enfalang123

    Having perfect wedding dresses for your special day is important for every bridals.

  • Feb. 22, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Empire just gave it 5 stars

    by masteryoda007

    Oh yeah.

  • Feb. 22, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    five stars?

    by cyberskunk

    For the wedding dresses? Oh, the movie.

  • Feb. 22, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    yikes yet again this movie elevates us...

    by MurderMostFowl

    Elevates us to new levels of suck.<BR><BR> What the hell were people thinking, casting such a young girl for "Hit Girl". an aside for the comic fans... why the stupid names? I mean Maybe that's the comic's shtick or whatever, but seriously... doesn't the premise that some kids are dressing up like "real" superheros pretty much dictate they would take a "super hero" name.. I mean what's the point of the purple flowing outfit with mask and the utility belt, if you're not going to buy into the mythology and go for the gold and name yourself something cool to go with it.<BR><BR> This is so tiresome and boring. I don't even know what the fucking demographic is supposed to be for this movie... Teens who wish they could hang out with 8th graders I guess. <BR><BR> That defendor Movie looks slllllightly better, in that at least it's acknowledging the absurdity of it all. I wish it could have tried to do it without channeling "The Tick" so much.

  • Feb. 22, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    The demographic for the movie....

    by xalener

    Are the people who were fans of the book it's fucking based on.