Feb. 17, 2010, 8:08 a.m. CST
Feb. 17, 2010, 8:12 a.m. CST
Into the slutty category.
Feb. 17, 2010, 9:04 a.m. CST
by Magnus Greel
She will be a crack whore.
Feb. 17, 2010, 10:04 a.m. CST
Feb. 17, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST
In one of the earlier episodes McGarret visited his sister & her family in California. However she wasn`t a babe like this girl.
Feb. 17, 2010, 10:54 a.m. CST
Feb. 17, 2010, 11 a.m. CST
and Steve doesn't like him but it turns out that the guy is an undercover Fed? <P> What about Steve's funny neighbor guy, Wo Fat, who's always borrowing Steve's tools but not returning them? <P> Will Steve have a dog named Kono?
Feb. 17, 2010, 11:12 a.m. CST
no ideas no ideas no ideas that felt good!
Feb. 17, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST
If they want a Hawaii setting?
Feb. 17, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST
She has a tattoo of a unicorn on her left arm, and a tattoo of the phrase "I heart boys."
Feb. 17, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST
waistline that probably reads something other than she intended.
Feb. 17, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST
...was the kid sister. There's really no sense worrying whether or not this show's gonna suck (although it is) since it'll be canceled after six or seven episodes.
Feb. 17, 2010, 2:04 p.m. CST
by Lang The Cat
Even that is being kind. If Jack Lord were still alive today he would be pushing 90, so more than likely she would be a great-granddaughter. Unless he started at 5-0.
Feb. 17, 2010, 2:49 p.m. CST
And the serial killer who thought he was protecting a comic strip character. Bring with the weirdo 5-0 villains, CBS! (I used to, as you can tell, watch a lot of TVLand, back when TVLAnd actually showed classic TV shows and not crap reality shows and endless reruns of Roseanne.)
Feb. 17, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST
Are they recognizing the prior series at all? That would make her a sperm still cookin in her daddy's nutsack.
Feb. 17, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST
cuz McGarrett's now a thirty-something stud...
Feb. 17, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST
Tiny, tight, small breasts, nice ass, and wild in bed. Some reason I think Mena might be nastier though. http://www.taryn-manning.net/
Feb. 17, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST
which is good.
Feb. 17, 2010, 4:43 p.m. CST
by Bill Clay
I might watch if Michael Shanks is a regular. Between this and Smallville, Shanks seems to be the busiest ex-Stargater still working.
Feb. 17, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST
Inside of her. Dirty is a total understatement.
Feb. 17, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST
by Mr. Profit
This show will tank now. O'Loughlin and Manning will doom this shit to hell. They should have poached Katie Cassidy from the sure to be dead "Melrose Place".
Feb. 17, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST
and orci kurtzman killed this before it even started.
Feb. 17, 2010, 8:02 p.m. CST
...the soundtrack will unfortunately be loaded up with Boomkat songs?
Feb. 17, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST
I always loved that big ass wave and those pounding drums in the beginning! Fucking iconic.
Feb. 17, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST
watch this? I'm 30 so I'm using myself as a reference point, and i will not watch this POS
Feb. 17, 2010, 10:31 p.m. CST
by Pizza The Hut
I want OLD SCHOOL storytelling, and music that is faithful to the original series.
Feb. 17, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST
but she was great in Hustle & Flow
Feb. 17, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST
Why in hell would they give him the lead in this? And Daniel Dae Kim is above this dreck, but I guess a guy needs a job. As for Manning: please. A gratuitous, unnecessary role for a talentless actress. This whole thing reeks.
Feb. 18, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST
by Master Bruce
not "FUCK HER Danno"!!!
Feb. 18, 2010, 4:05 a.m. CST
by The McPoyle Clan
Murder and mayhem -- check. Hunky guy fantasy for the older housewives trapped in loveless marriages (a la Simon Baker) -- check. "Quirky" or dirty-but-not-threatening chick sidekick (a la Pauley P.) -- check.
Feb. 18, 2010, 4:10 a.m. CST
by The McPoyle Clan
did anybody see the unaired episodes? Kinda curious as to how it left off.
Feb. 18, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST
by Righteous Brother
she'd be playing the kid sister of the new Steve McGarrett, not the one from the original series.....duuuuuuuuhhhh.
Feb. 18, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST
Tim & Eric's C.o.r.b.s.: cops on recumbent bikes. Of course every episode would have to end with their violent slow motion deaths.
Feb. 18, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST
Feb. 18, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST
But will this be a nausiating Politically Correct "Hip" pile of crap? or will it be sort of cool retro gritty? My money is on politically correct pile of crap
Feb. 18, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST
There are some things you just dont redo. Magnum PI, Miami Vice, The Equalizer and Hawaii Five O. Like Tom Selleck, Don Johnson, Edward Woodward; Jack Lord IS McGarrett. The role that defined him. IT was brain over brawns and this dude O'laughlin is gonna mess this up sooo bad. Once again, nothing original anymore Film or TV.
McGarrett's sister, as I recall, was being duped by a snakeoil saleswoman promising to cure her kid's cancer. The shyster was played by Joanne Linville (aka the Romulan Commander in The Enterprise Incident). McGarrett caught her in a courtroom trap. Of course, this will be a new McGarrett & new sister. We should take up a collection to send O'Laughlin to a real barber (NOT Supercuts) for a haircut and a shave. He should also go to an actual tailor, so he can ditch the Abercrombie & Fitch look. Knowing how today's network model works, though, they'll screw up: * The casting (most will be too young) * The music (They'll ditch the iconic theme for something forgettable) * The wardrome & grooming (untucked shirts, no suits, & 5 o'clock shadows) * The "Oriental mystique" (They'll make it all about hardbodies on the beach & remove all the Asian influence) I just don't see how this could work unless they set in in the 60s or 70s. Everything that made the original show cool, other than the sunsets, is gone now. I'm afraid picardsucks is right.
Feb. 18, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST
I thought this was about McGarrett's son?
Feb. 21, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST
I wasn't even BORN when Hawaii Five-0 premiered and I'll be hitting 40 soon enough. Are we supposed to in anyway swallow that this young 20-something hippie chick is actually the sibling of a guy who about 40 in the late 60s???<p>This show is a failure just based on the premise ALONE! >:P
Feb. 21, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST
Which means it'll be even CRAPPIER! Are they going to try to make this a period show set in the 70s, making it into a TOTAL joke, or just completely waste their time and money trying to "update" the series to make it "relevant"? Let's remake Andy Griffith and Barnaby Jones as TV series while we're at it, as well!<p>Dopes. >:P
Feb. 21, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST
Feb. 21, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST
that girl did on the A-Team. Show was better without her.