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PewPewPew on that Test Screening of THE EXPENDABLES
SPOILER ALERT !!
Hey folks, Harry here with another look at the screening last night, this one the most positive of the three we've received - and more in tune with what we're seeing from Talkbackers that were there and the other online posters like Mr TurkeyLegs. It seems Sly has really made a throwback to the 80s action genre, which was what he was aiming for. Here ya go:
Hey Mr. Harry,
Ever heard of a little movie called THE EXPENDABLES?!?!
Well, I did, and I swore I would never return to Chatsworth unless I had a good enough reason... Last night, Sly gave me 7 -- Rourke, Crews, Couture, Stallone, Statham, Li, Lundgren!!!!
These are the guys who make up The Expendables, a group of merceneraries hired to overthrow an evil dictator (David Zayas from Dexter) and his crew of thugs (Eric Roberts, Steve Austin and assorted soldiers in black face paint).
If the plot sounds simple to you -- it is. You walk into a movie like this expecting to see ACTION and CAST, and I have to say, I saw some of the most famous action stars of our time sharing the screen and killing baddies in ways I never even knew possible.
Here are my thoughts on the film. I've never posted anything like this before, but I've only ever been to completely shitty advance screenings before (LAND OF THE LOST anyone?).
THE CAST:
We all knew this film had the greatest action stars of all time in one film together, but I was worried coming in that there wouldn't be enough screen time / dialogue to make the film feel meaty...
Safe to say, Stallone has written a script that gives plenty of bits to every Expendable. Obviously, Statham is the winner here as the knife expert. His character (the badass with a heart) is played perfectly and his fight scenes are absolutely amazing. Trust me, you will look at knives with a newfound respect.
My second fave was Mickey Rourke, the tattoo artist of the gang, who acts as the wise sage throughout the film (think: The Wrestler but with guns instead of elbow drops).
Jet Li definitely has the comedy throughout the film, playing "the little guy" as he shows everyone what's what... Lundgren was a bit of a miss for me, but only because I couldn't understand half the stuff he was saying. Terry Crews and Randy Couture both fill in their roles excellently (esp Crews, the ammunitions expert, with his magic bullets).
Stallone -- He's in virtually every scene as the ringleader, but I was impressed by how he kind of hangs back and lets all of these other great action stars play out their roles.
As for the bad guys, obviously Eric Roberts is pitch-perfect evil incarnate. He was born to play a bad guy. Steve Austin is a solid block of beast. (There's a fight scene in a tunnel at the end of the movie where he just Won't Go Down.) David Zayas from Dexter surprised me as the dictator, although I could've done without the beret.
I think the biggest news, aside from all of these BIG NAMES, were 2 guys that I didn't even know were fully confirmed for The Expendables -- ARNOLD (The Governator) and BRUCE WILLIS. They have a hilarious scene together that's very tongue in cheek. I'm really surprised Arnold was in this and said the things he said. (I won't spoil the dialogue.) It just made the entire film come together in a really unique way.
THE ACTION:
Aside from THE CAST, blood is what we came to see, am I right?? Having seen all of the Rambos and really admired Rambo 4, I would label the action as a throwback to the vintage 80s actions movies we all know and loved (First Blood comes to mind).
Obviously, Sly is no James Cameron – and he doesn’t care to be. This isn’t a film you watch with 3-D glasses on. This is a throwback to the pre-special effects days and I found that jarring at first – What, a movie with no blue people?! – but as the film went on, I was cheering and pumping my fists with the rest of the crowd.
As for specific scenes, there are a number of memorable ones that I’m sure we’ll be dissecting for ages – Statham on the basketball court, the explosion on the dock, the tunnel fight and especially the extended climax at the end (where nothing and no one is left standing).
At the end of the day, I really admire what Sly has done here. He’s always had this ability to write strong character-driven stories. What makes The Expendables unique is that there are at least 10 compelling characters to follow… Here’s hoping there’s a sequel!
Signing off,
PewPewPew
Then the talkbacker, PVTHUDSON wrote this:
By pvthudson
My wife and I went last night and loved it, as did the rest of the crowd. The movie was Sly's love letter to 80's action. An island drug lord! Cheesy banter during tense moments! Ridiculous explosions! Bad one-liners! Saving the girl! If you go in expecting a genre-redefining movie, you'll be disappointed. But if you go in with some friends, some popcorn, and just looking to have fun, you will. And you'll remember just why we all love those silly action flicks in the first place.
Nothing struck me as incredibly unique about the overall cinematography, but there were several cool parts which had their own character - a 'thermal vision' action scene, a gritty black-and-white car chase, and a great fight in underground tunnels where each Expendable gets to show off their unique style while setting a new record for broken bones in a single scene. The Sly/Bruce/Arnold scene was great - very funny and very surreal. Arnold looked about 10 years older than Sly, but not bad. If you are hoping for a scene like Arnold & Carl Weathers' handshake in Predator you'll be disappointed. It's all just dialog, though quite funny. The biggest problem was that the crowd was laughing/cheering so much after a key line that the next several lines were lost.
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Is Aintitcool going to get in the credits as "Chief Executive Free Marketing?"
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Feb 10, 2010 9:11:57 PM CST
Harry, kindly pimp this motherfucker as much as you can.
by stuntcock mike
Asses need to be in seats***sequels***
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Do it, Sly!
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Feb 10, 2010 9:14:40 PM CST
"From publicist's Twitter: One thing for sure the expendables is
by stuntcock mike
http://ethelmae.wordpress.com/
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Fucking cut off again.
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The "Extend"ables. Hur Hur Hur
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Do you get some sort of cut from the profit of the film if you post 'X" amount of positive reviews? and does that multiply every time you throw a bad reviewer under the bus?
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Sorry to the readers of AICN for the brevity of my review. Having not done this before, I didn't know how much of a chance it'd even have of getting posted, considering I thought everyone except my grandma would have turned in a review.
Then I got up today and saw ... one other than mine...
Oh, well.
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Can't wait to see this. Keep em coming.
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Complete plant. Who fucking talks like that save some underpaid Hollywood hack intern?
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The only thing that would have been a negative would've been a PG-13, but alas well get some actual bloody violence!
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...but these reviews smell like shit to me. Too many "code phrases."
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the "PewPewPew on" threw me that the review was going to be bad.
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...Steve Austin and Randy
Couture? Really? Because no one else- i.e. "real" actors would take these roles. Everyone knows J Statham is a film whore and will do anything. Jet Li ran out of stereotypes to play about five years ago. When Whitaker backed out on this early on I knew it was in trouble. I am puzzled as to why Arnold and Bruce agreed to cameo though...maybe Sly has some shit on them. -
He hasn't aged well recently. Not at all in fact. All the more reason the first thing he does after leaving office should be Conan The King. (whistles)
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Everyone speculating whether which reviews are accurate, etc.
One person seems not to have even disliked the film as much as disagree with certain aspects.
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You just punched my ticket, Sly.
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to discredit an earlier review that was slightly negative at worst. I wonder if the review for this one is already written. And hey, I love big dumb action films, but does The Expendables really need this hands-over-my-ears-sticking-my-tongue-out-at-you kind of coverage. I think it makes the film look worse.
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Er, sorry about that.
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These "positive" reviews make me more nervous about this movie than the "negative" one did. The first review reeks of B.S. Definitely smells like a plant. But I believe the second reviewer genuinely enjoyed the film. And what's with PewPewPew and reviewer "D" crapping on AVATAR in order to hype this film? AVATAR had great action in it.
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...are The Expendables. I'll just let that go at that.
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PewPewPew's review is almost exactly like this one, published earlier today.
http://www.collider.com/2010/02/10/a-reader-review-of-a-test-screening-for-sylvester-stallones-the-expendables/ -
All I meant was that after having seen this gritty, down-to-earth action flick -- I really didn't care so much for the CGI-infested Avatar. I prefer watching real people over cartoons.
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but you'd think he'd use the same name on his review for both websites. Ruht roh, the slinging of 'plant' looks a little more likely now.
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Point taken. There is something to be said for movies made the old-fashioned way, not crammed with CGI.
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What the hell is up with the Avatar digs in these reviews? I'm looking forward to this movie but I also loved Avatar and the fact that it's the most popular movie on the planet means that it's pretty damn good. It's funny to think that Avatar is being used an example of pussy film-making when it's made by the same guy who gave us Terminator and Aliens...two other classic 80's action films. But anyway, from the sound of it, I'm more inclined to believe the Recruiters opinion of the movie AS IT IS NOW, and put faith in the PURPOSE OF TEST SCREENING so that the problems will be ironed out by the release date. Also, pvthudson initially said that his wife gave the movie a low score in the Sly talkback and now he's saying that both he and his wife loved it. Hurrrmmm...
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If Cameron were to have read what I wrote, he'd probably laugh.
Hell - he co-wrote RAMBO II with Stallone.
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You mean the film is all silent and black and white and just a few minutes long?
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But it looks like "Savage Beach" except with dudes.
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He didn't seem capable of stringing words into sentences!!
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Fail.
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experience most geeks will ever have.
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...it writes a review like this. I've never forgotten the feeling of sitting through Rambo III; the rigor mortis setting in; the numbing notion that I would have to confront the cinema manager for a refund. After all the hype (at AICN) had died down I tried to watch, and find something endearing within, the Rocky and Rambo reboots. Sadly, reviews that contain statements like 'a newfound respect for knives' make me want to ask the question, "What about a newfound respect for forks.?" Have you got past the eating with fingers stage.? Maybe PewPewPew, as Bill Hicks says, you're still waiting for those elusive thumbs.? Crikey, Harry should fire his own ass for printing this bilge.
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just joking :P
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Sad to hear the suggestions that Dolph hasn't brought his A-game. It's probably his biggest film in years - you'd think he'd really want to shine. Nerves maybe? Harry's set visit certainly made it sound like he was struggling.
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So obviously i have all my expectations very high for this movie and of course for Rambo 5.
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love the fact they went with the black face paint. brilliant little touch
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it's that simple. i like the guy but he's a big block of wood. even more so now he can't move his face. universal soldier worked because he is meant to be a robot, red scorpion worked because he is meant to be an emotionally devoid russian. command performance was funny though
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"One things for sure THE EXPENDABLES is not PG-13"
Thank you god! -
The Eskimo, why don't you fuck off back into your igloo and seal up the door with a big block of ice.
That way they can find you in a 1000 years as a perfectly preserved example of Trollus-Erectus. You fuckin asswipe. -
In line for popcorn.
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To be fair, the whole point of the film is to bring together a bunch of action film stars. Much as I love them, their fame didn't come through their acting chops (with a few exceptions). Ultimately, Dolph certainly shouldn't be standing out as poor. Particularly against those less experienced than him.
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Could be one of three things: LOLcats reviewing movies, someone counting the benches in a church, or Pepe developed Porky's stutter.
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Do not add CGI blood! It looks fake as hell! If this is a real throwback, use fake blood like in the old days. Use squibs! No CGI!
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And he said this film was a BLAST to make and that it should make all of us fans of 80s action movies happy. I don't think he was bullshitting. He comes across as a very gracious and genuine person.
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Best ever use of squibs: ED-209 gives Mr Kenny 20 seconds to comply in ROBOCOP.
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Best ever use of squibs 2: another contender is CONAN THE BARBARIAN'S guy with massive mallet takes spike to the chest. Just one squib used, but damn it was a biggie.
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Eric Roberts > Julia Roberts.
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thats the reason,imho he is the best punisher ever.
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thats the reason,imho he is the best punisher ever.
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Sometimes I have something to say but there just isn't a place to go,...so excuse me (Sly Stallone) for going off-subject, here. --But I have some rather important questions that the movie and television industries may want to consider...and save themselves (and the customer) a few bucks. I'm looking to purchase a BIG SCREEN TV ...but the way I see it, the TV technologies are dividing. I know that 3D televisions are coming, which seems ridiculous, given that 3D was (in part) developed so that people could have a theatrical experience unlike what they could have at home. (To be completely honest, I will most likely NEVER pay for a 3D television, unless it happens to be an additional capability to normal 2D viewing.) One technological division that I foresee (if it isn't already happening) is the frame rate that motion pictures are played. The "3:2 pulldown" and "Auto Motion Plus" of Samsung's LED HDTV at 240Hz seems to make a movie (like TRANSFORMERS, for example) feel/look more REAL, adding frames that aren't really there. (That's my understanding, anyway.) And to some people, it only comes across as feeling like home video, or like a stage production (depending on the scene location), love it or hate it. Even so, I believe that such technology will be a great addition to 3D at home, in making that extra-dimension feel all the more real. (In addition, such technology could prove a plus in future 3D development, I would think.) As to watching movies in 2D at home, 24fps (frames per second) at 96Hz should be the goal, as Panasonic's V10 600Hz PLASMA HDTV series is capable of. (Unfortunately, I'm reading rumors that Panasonic is holding back production so that demand exceeds supply, keeping prices high and achieving 100% sales. Ordering one can be like waiting for a Special Order of Harley Davidson, you lucky bastard.) If Samsung added the option to watch at 24p/96Hz to the LED HDTV, that is what I would want, at 55 inches or more. To have that option, in addition to the 240Hz, would be VERY COOL indeed.
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Most seem to hate interpolated frames features in TVs. Just get a display capable of showing the frame rate at a proper multiple of the source frame rate is all you need.
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My 'review' was just a couple of my posts from the first talkback, so please don't judge the lack of style.
The thing that is really worrying me about these discussions is that this film worked so well if you 'get it', but if you don't, it's just lame. The reasons we loved it will be the same reasons others don't. There are tons of cliches, groan-inducing dialog, impossible odds to overcome, an over-the-top drug lord, etc... and we all loved it.
I said it in another thread, but to me it was like a re-mastered 'greatest hits' album of your favorite band. It's the best of the action movies we loved in the 80's without the filler, obvious stunt doubles, or bad miniatures, but with better sound, picture, and budget.
And since people kept asking in the other threads, it was VERY R-RATED! And it was very much a 'guy' film, although plenty of girls were in the crowd enjoying it. It needed a bit of work in places, and I think The_Recruiter was mostly critiquing what seemed obvious to us, but my wife and I both gave it a 5 (out of 5).
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Down. For some gays one orgasmic penis up.
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Feb 11, 2010 4:01:44 PM CST
The bar scene that opens T2 is better action than Avatar
by performingmonkey
Arnold throwing the guy onto the hot stove and not flinching when he's smacked in the head with the pool cue is 100x better than any action in Avatar. And I wonder which scenes cost more?? OK Arnold's paycheck for that scene alone was probably pretty high!
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Will just be the Sexpendables. Y'all give porn titles too much credit in the thought department.
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the Ex"bend"ables. But that sounds more like a soft core version.
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No mention of her yet in any of these reviews.
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in this movie. I believe she dropped out prior to filming.
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If you read what I wrote, I said in a DIFFERENT MOVIE SCREENING my wife gave the movie a low score. We both loved The Expendables!
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Shame it couldn't have been a true Expendables movie.
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