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‘I Don’t Have Anyone!!’ 24 8.7!!

Published at:  Feb 08, 2010 4:54:56 PM CST

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Despite averting the assassination attempt on peacekeeping leader Omar Hassan, Jack Bauer's day intensifies when he is forced to go deeper undercover to secure the unsecured enriched nuclear materials. As international delegates reconvene at the United Nations, President Taylor's goodwill comes into question and CTU races against time to assist with the mission. Guest Cast: Nazneen Contractor as Kayla Hassan; Juergen Prochnow as Sergi Bazhaev; David Anders as Josef Bazhaev; Gene Farber as Oleg Bazhaev; Matthew Wolf as Father Gregor; Harry Van Gorkum as Louis Dalton; Jordan Marder as Dimitri; Thomas Fiscella as Luka; T.J. Ramini as Tarin Faroush; Hrach Titizian as Nabeel; Callum Keith Rennie as Vladimir Laitanan; Tony Curran as Lugo; Clayne Crawford as Kevin Wade.


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  • Feb 08, 2010 4:54:50 PM CST

    first

    by bluesdomo

  • Feb 08, 2010 4:55:27 PM CST

    i hate dis show

    by bluesdomo

    that is all.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:07:23 PM CST

    I have to agree.

    by niceguyhere

    Unlike every other season, which has started strong, this season has been really weak. I just don't care about any of the storylines, and Jack has basically been on the sidelines since hour three.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:07:36 PM CST

    If that is the case, bluesdomo...

    by frecklesbauer

    ...then you can kindly fuck off. Thanks for sharing.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:09:16 PM CST

    niceguy, I'll agree the sideplots aren't compelling right now.

    by frecklesbauer

  • Feb 08, 2010 5:11:23 PM CST

    Slow Start

    by hipshot

    I'm not happy with the season so far. Nothing spectacular has happened (nice helicopter explosion), and the level of emotional engagement is lower than ANY other season. I'm still with them, hoping they will pull the rug out from under me, but I'm used to these folks ripping you every which way once an hour...and it's just not happening. Decent television, but hardly what I'm used to. Still, they did an excellent job last season, and if seven seasons is all they've got, that's pretty damned good.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:12:23 PM CST

    Even Hitler has problems with Season 8 of "24"

    by thanos0145

    http://tinyurl.com/yjvln64

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:16:30 PM CST

    It'll get going

    by pumaman

    The show often has a slow build, then takes off.
    Its still one of the best things on tv right now, and I'll continue to enjoy it ever year it airs.
    Come on ! We have :

    Jack ( and his sack ).
    Freckles Bauer.
    Starbuck.
    A " middle eastern ' man with huge hair.
    A Russian bad guy.
    Elisha Cuthbert ( although ,she has looked better ).
    Bubba ( doing a great impression of the Hunchback of Notre Dame ).
    Chloe.

    Bad points are :

    The Redneck boyfriend.
    The slimy creep who wants a piece of Katee Sackhoff.
    Freddie-bland Jnr.


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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:17:37 PM CST

    dammit !!!!

    by pumaman

    We've had several dammits this season too, although I haven't kept a score...

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:17:50 PM CST

    True

    by technotranceporter

    We have Jack, rack and Lost. Life is good....

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:26:19 PM CST

    Pumaman, it's the opposite.

    by niceguyhere

    The show usually starts off fast and then loses steam. Remember the nuclear bomb in season whatever it was?

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:26:50 PM CST

    Elevenths or twelfth or so...

    by vikkimarsdale

    Is this the "House, MD" talk-back? Cuddy-centric episode tonight!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:31:03 PM CST

    Seems like Freddie Prinze Jr.

    by rabidfnark

    is trying to exude a "Ryan Phillipe in Way of the Gun" type of thing and it is just not working out.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:39:00 PM CST

    Yea this season is awful...

    by jaysin420

    in every possible way. There's like 3 plots and each is worse than the other. This president could be the most boring character of all time and the only thing worse than the redneck plot is whatever renee is doing.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:46:34 PM CST

    rabidfnark

    by gidney

    why should it? It didn't work for Ryan Philipe either.

    At some point they gotta make Jack more proactive. One of the voices in my head says it may require Jack earning cred with the Commies by executing EmoArab. He'll do it to spare Rene the associated trauma.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:49:52 PM CST

    Renee

    by nudeandaroused

    I like the Renee story. That has been tense. The rest, much like last year, has been done before and better.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 6:04:03 PM CST

    I think the redneck should get his own show

    by garbageman33

    Just to see if that Leno at 10 debacle was as low as ratings can possibly get.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 6:04:07 PM CST

    Slow Burner

    by amazing maurice

    Yeah, its been a slow start. But it makes a change from the show blowing its wad in the first few episodes.I saw a Sky TV preview of upcoming episodes that show Jack diving over a dining table while firing an Uzi, Die Hard-style.So maybe things will pick up. =/But I still say the Renee ret-con = Bullshit

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  • Feb 08, 2010 6:06:20 PM CST

    I liked Phillippe in "Way of the Gun"

    by rabidfnark

    I thought he pulled off Bad-ass pretty well. Of course, having Christopher McQuarrie around probably helped. Anyway, my point is that Prinze seems to be gambling on an accent making his tougher, when in reality it just makes him sound like a moron .
    I suppose you could make the same argument for Phillippe, but I thought it worked much better in that context, where the character was supposed to be an uneducated criminal. But I'm not here to argue semantics.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 6:06:51 PM CST

    I predict the series finale...

    by triple_j_72

    ...will be an entire hour showing Jack Bauer taking a well-earned nap.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 6:16:03 PM CST

    The sideplots go to fast...as does the show in general.

    by linguo_is_dead

    Things don't really move than fast in real life. Like that CTU girl being blackmailed by ex-boyfriend. He's just out of jail, and within the span of 4-5 hours he's contacted his buddy, blackmailed his ex-girlfriend, iis residing at her place, and is ready to break into a warehouse!!! Who the hell is that productive straight outta jail! This post is the most productive thing I've done ALL DAY!!!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 6:23:03 PM CST

    Jack needs something terrible to happen....

    by jaysin420

    like renee dying in front of him or something. He's just not invested in this story which makes sense since he's retired and the story is lame.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 6:27:27 PM CST

    I wonder if the writers consider...

    by linguo_is_dead

    making sure every character gets some off-screen time to take "THEORETICAL SHITS"??? Say, half an hour or so every 12 hours (that's my schedule!).

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  • Feb 08, 2010 6:51:42 PM CST

    the redneck boyfriend

    by booboosdaddy

    subplot has put the final nail in the coffin for me. Once again, the writers assume that working for the federal government is just as simple as filling out a job app and jumping onboard. No background checks needed in the 24-verse! I couldn't keep my attention on the show last week, and have deleted it. Buh bye, Jack. Ya know I loves ya, but ya gots ta go.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 7:15:53 PM CST

    Ryan Phillipe?

    by chimpjnr

    Huh? Unless I missed Freddie threaten Sarah Silverman to "shut that cunt's mouth before I fuckstart her head!" (still one of the best lines in movie history), I must be missing that comparison. "She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours. " Awesome.

    Reply to Talkback

  • as the location. It was all heading to this. The writers acknowledge that 9/11 changed the show forever, and yet it's been totally wasted as yet. Could have filmed in any anonymous Canadian city, with an occasional shot of the Brooklyn Bridge to remind us where we are. Infuriates me. There are so many great scenes that could have been filmed in iconic locations. That said, I am going to give them the benefit of the doubt (though I know it's in vain) and hope they pull their shit together.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 7:48:38 PM CST

    What pisses me off is they had a perfect setup in Season 7

    by bullet3

    At the end of that season, we know there's this whole group of weapons contractors that have been behind everything for the past seasons, Renee's about to beat the information out of one of them, and you get the feeling that Season 8 will be this epic thing where they'll be tracking these guys down and tying up the loose ends. Instead we have an utterly generic and boring storyline nobody cares about, Jack is sitting in a car every episode, the sideplots and new characters are all unusually terrible, and they've screwed up Renee's character and made her whiny and uninteresting (and fucked with her origin, which doesn't make sense with last season). This is WORSE than season 6, quite a bit worse actually.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:07:31 PM CST

    This show is seriously pissing me the fuck off!

    by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes

    Just kill the hill billy bitch and get it over with.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:12:24 PM CST

    If U Can't Remember a 4 Digit Number

    by cymbalta4thedevil

    You Might Be a Redneck

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:26:12 PM CST

    To be fair...

    by boynamedsue

    It IS nighttime in New York for the next seven to eight episodes, so we probably won't see a clearer vision of New York City until it's 7 a.m. or so.......Hopefully, the final battle at the end of the season will take place at the Statue of Liberty!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:26:22 PM CST

    Wow 24 Talkback is Dead Tonight

    by cymbalta4thedevil

  • Feb 08, 2010 8:30:03 PM CST

    Hey Devil

    by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes

    I think it is the continuing downward spiral brought on by this idiotic side story that is killing the TB. I know they film these things in bunches, so maybe they have time to terminate this storyline before it drags the whole season, which started out so promising, down the crapper.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:31:19 PM CST

    Goodbye tarin

    by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes

  • Feb 08, 2010 8:36:17 PM CST

    Redneck Humor

    by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes

    You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the duct tape.

    Redneck murders are hard to solve. All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

    A new redneck law was recently passed; When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:37:38 PM CST

    This redneck boyfriend subplot went from

    by jubs

    fail to pure, fucking win. I love it.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:45:18 PM CST

    This may be a terrible season

    by kid_b

    but that was one of the best sequences in series history right there.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:45:56 PM CST

    Oh noes! Jack got the HIV!

    by reilly

    I mean a guy like that has to have some epic STD like HIV or Hep B/C...and Jack was stabbed with the same knife. Thanks a lot Rack Bauer!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:46:06 PM CST

    Shit...

    by jubs

    Bail out Jack! Bitch is certifiably fucking insane. Knife-kill to the adam's apple was cool though.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:46:36 PM CST

    Chimpjnr, the comparison is...

    by rabidfnark

    Freddie Prinze Jr. is trying a tough guy act (after a career of mostly pretty boy/romance comedy type stuff) much the same way Phillippe did. The difference? Phillippe made it work. Nothing any deeper than that. And yeah, that is definitely one of the greatest lines in cinematic history.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:46:57 PM CST

    WOAH!

    by thehouseoflearneddoctors

    How did that pass the censors? Holy shit...that was epic.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:48:59 PM CST

    All these Russian Accents

    by cymbalta4thedevil

    make me nostalgic for Moose & Squirrel. :(

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:49:34 PM CST

    24: Orgy of Gore

    by nemov

    She stabbed him like 15 times. Good luck with the self defense plee.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:55:39 PM CST

    So Tonight's Episode is Actually Good

    by cymbalta4thedevil

    and the Talkbackers have stopped watching?

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:02:50 PM CST

    Ahh yes

    by jubs

    Torture sequences, how I miss thee.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:09:31 PM CST

    Yeah it was good

    by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes

    That was some serious stabbing shit!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:09:47 PM CST

    After a three episode snoozefest....

    by lock67ca

    Tonight's ep was much better. Let's hope they ramp things up considerably from here on out.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:15:01 PM CST

    it was better

    by bourne7855

    at least next week jack will be alone fending for himself and renee can act apeshit at ctu instead. the redneck guys are celebrating yet they left their fingerprints all over a evidence lock up. that part i dont understand. oh and nice little knife throw to the neck by jack.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:20:35 PM CST

    When did this show become a cartoon?

    by randomwordrandomword

    when the retard redneck went from I'm going to blow your head off serious moment to water gun gag (why not just have the "bang flag" joke come out of the barrel?) Fucking garbage

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:20:58 PM CST

    PSYCHO Freckles Bauer!!Redneck storyline continues(UGH)..

    by thanos0145

    I thought Freckles was going to cut off his dick Lorena Bobbitt style. She then stabs Jack???CTU needs to let Psycho Freckles Bauer kill off those boring Rednecks.This show has nothing interesting going on storywise.These showrunners suck!!!!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:22:05 PM CST

    Not to mention that...

    by lock67ca

    the rednecks also had all the security codes to gain access, and the cops are going to be all over that. Goodbye redneck boyfriend, and Dana's in a lot of hot water.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:54:12 PM CST

    I have to admit, I laughed my ass off at Renee stabbing Vlad

    by yackbacker

    "Die you fucking Russian cocksucker!" It was too silly for me.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:56:11 PM CST

    Why was a WATER GUN in a police evidence locker?!

    by nasty in the pasty

  • Feb 08, 2010 10:08:04 PM CST

    24 peaked in DC

    by chimpjnr

  • Feb 08, 2010 10:22:50 PM CST

    It's Ernst Meier from BREMEN!! It's Heaven!

    by wtriker1701

    Nothing now can go wrong with 24!! Absolutely NOTHING!! Whiners - drown in the river Weser - NOW, DAMMIT!!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 10:27:12 PM CST

    Thomas Schaaf is Bremen's Jack Bauer!

    by wtriker1701

    And he will make Hoffenheim suffer - in a few hours! Here I said it!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 10:35:16 PM CST

    Jack's knife toss was insane....

    by jaysin420

    especially after being stabbed. Tonight was better but other than Jack/Renee, the other plots are just terrible.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 10:40:49 PM CST

    Cuddy rules!

    by insightman

    VikkiMarsdale, I'm with you. That Cuddy-centric story was one of the best episodes of House ever! 24 was just OK. Maybe Jack needs Cuddy?

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  • Feb 08, 2010 10:46:46 PM CST

    re: Water Gun in police evidence

    by yackbacker

    That's easy, Nasty- some poor, dumb idiot pulled a watergun on a cop and the cop blasted the dude into oblivion. But as a result, the Internal Affairs investigation has seized the water gun from the scene and left it in their most SECURE evidence depot in NY (right next to the $100K+ in cash that another cop took in extortion money from shaking down a local pimp, etc.). You get the point.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 10:52:25 PM CST

    A bloody good episode of 24 tonight!

    by backrivercatfish

  • Feb 08, 2010 10:55:03 PM CST

    no subject

    by arby64

    Are we supposed to care that Jack is going to be tortured for the second time in like 6 hours, after he spent 18 months in a Chinese prison being tortured all the time. And is he going to throw a bandaid on the knife wound and not mention it and not be hindered by it in the next 17 hours?

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  • Feb 08, 2010 11:06:43 PM CST

    Heroes Vol V finale!

    by squarebird

    Wow, a Heroes season that made more sense than 24. This would have made a perfect Volume II.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 11:07:46 PM CST

    Not bad, not great...

    by shaneo632

    Again nothing really interesting has happened except for the awesome Bauer knife throw. We have another instance of Bauer and his allies getting shuffled around amongst the terrorists in a pretty tiresome game. They really need to make this go somewhere fast. And the Dana plot is just bleh. Not really helped by Starbuck's excruciating "I need a shit" face when she was watching the camera though.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 11:11:41 PM CST

    Heroes is fucking nailing it!

    by jimbojones123

    I am onLy half way through, but the tone is finally back to and leaps beyond season 1.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 11:20:53 PM CST

    jimbo, re: HEROES

    by yackbacker

    Hypothetically speaking, if one were to try and resume watching HEROES having stopped watching it some point during Season 2, would that person have a hard time udnerstanding what's going on? And where would that person best take up the series again? The start of this season?

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  • Feb 08, 2010 11:46:03 PM CST

    Damn straight. Just remember, Doyle is as intresring

    by jimbojones123

    As can be and that should put you right on the path. No Nathan is bad, than good, than bad, than good. Same with just about every character. This is the first season since the first where you could depend on what each individual characterization may do in any given situation. The irrationality of characters and alliances that flip flopped weekly destroyed the series. Tonight we finally have uncle Gabriel in a baking apron back and it feels right for Sylar to be gone. The stuff last week with him and Peter was straight out of classical poetry. Beating a brick wall with a hammer every day for dive years was nothing short of brilliant and perfect tone for their situation.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 11:47:07 PM CST

    Five years, not dive

    by jimbojones123

  • Feb 08, 2010 11:49:21 PM CST

    Now we just have to wait for April

    by jimbojones123

    For any renewal announcement. The whole Jay Leno train wreck helps. Unless NBC wants to develop 10-12 brand new hours of TV for fall.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 12:13:55 AM CST

    Good episode!

    by hipshot

    Pull the knife out of his own body and throw it into a thug's throat? Yes!! Jack is back!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 1:08:22 AM CST

    YackBacker, Heroes

    by dreamwriter

    You *really* need to see the end of the last season to make sense of the start of this one. I'd say, the last three episodes, starting with Season 3, episode 23: 1961. You may not understand everything happening then, but that's a very good place to start. Those 3 episodes will setup this season, which, while it had its on and off episodes, overall was a good season, with a killer season finale.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 1:10:52 AM CST

    test

    by mrblackjackbauer

    test

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  • Feb 09, 2010 1:11:59 AM CST

    YackBacker, Heroes Pt 2

    by dreamwriter

    Oh, and I think the most important thing to know from the stuff before all that is, Peter no longer collects abilities - he can only keep one ability at a time now, and replaces it by touching someone else with a power. That and Ando now has a power, an electric purple tazer that can power up other people's powers, and Dr. Suresh has super strength.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 1:20:03 AM CST

    24 is BACK!

    by mrblackjackbauer

    I admit last week was kind of a snooze fest. Im sitting over here hopin for something better. anyway here we GO!

    LMAO@ these pair of poor trash geniuses. its like Dukes of Hazzard on crack.The Duke boys NEED their own show STAT. "dude this is too many numbers bro" ahahahaha I LOVE IT. YES! seeing dumb shit white face amos and andy is putting a smile on MY face. Jackass on motherfuckin SPEED. aaaw shit now these clever bozos gotta deal with patrol cuz Duke 2 wants to score bricks of weed. "15 minutes bro!" Is this how they get down in Omaha? pulling sweet capers and shit?

    ahahah Jack is on some hidden vampire shit behind those frankfuter glasses. the rage is a-building. i swear this russian fuck Vlad is gonna get Jack's middle finger directly punchering his throat before the hour is up. rip his fucking larynx out and feast upon it. all this got damn prancing around, running his fingers up Freckles leathery ass, dude is down right giddy like a little fairy princess. even has frex making cheese and crackers :lol it dont get no more ridiculous than this. dude is severely whipped over this grown up pippi longstocking cooch.

    man wtf @ these commercial breaks.Im used to some crazy shit going down and THEN hearing the beep beep. now all i see is a fucking truck pulling off the road? man fuck that, i wanna see the statue of liberty or something in the background at least. I mean shit, Jack aint done a thing gangsta in far too long. I need him to stop being Daddy Bauer and send these soviet fucks to hell.


    this dirty faced white broad in that human target show commercial looks just like agent starbuck. WTF why are these tough ogre blonde bitches getting so much work? I bet some lesbo big wig on FOX gets a serious hard on for these fake ass american gladiator bitches.


    ahahaha Slumdog Pres is busy working OVERTIME to kill as many motherfuckers as he can. now we got Iraqi Tony Robbins tried his best motivational speech to make that persian fucker talk but no dice. now he using the same tactics to try and persuade Slumdog, but nope! dude is clearly on some fuck it, ready to kill motherfuckas shit. ahahaha nigga is UBER NOID, like Tupac blaming Biggie and half of NY for trying to kill him. but fuck it if I had trained assassins at my disposal I would be doin the same shit. IF U AINT FOR ME U AGAINST ME on some george bush shit.


    HAHAHA TRASH ON TRASH CRIME!! AHAHAHAHAH BRILLIANT wait aaaaaaw fuck, it was just a water gun. HAHAHA jack ass antics. GHAHAHAHA YES!!!! goofy ass FUCKS! my fucking goodness if I wouldnt have known any better I would SWEAR one of us wrote their story. this is so got damn insane how these hicks are just having the time of their life out there. drunk as shit I bet too.

    hahaha Duke bro number 2 pulled the Al Capone bat out of evidence. HAHAH YES! beat the shit outta that pig.


    ROFL @ that shitty chank kill bill sprint commercial. so fuckin bad. racist as fuck.


    LOL oh shit Tony Robbins is deep up in that young slumdog snatch? niice.

    ahahaha dude arresting Tony got that smug "im behind this shit bitch" look on his face.


    yo i just noticed jack's pleather jacket. that shit looks wack as fuck.


    HAHAHA OH SHIT!!!! OH SHIT SOH TISHDIHSIHSIHSO OHHSHHSSSIHISHIHIHTI OH SHIT OHS SHIHIHSIHTIHSIHSIHTIT!!!!!


    OMFG

    OMFG yo i swear to ALL OF YOU the above shit I wrote about a middle finger to the throat was written before this shit that just happened. i cant fucking believe this shit. i was pretty much fucking kidding. and now he takes out russian Danny Bonaducci with a swiss army fork to the jugular. holy fuck Im psychic, there is no other got damn explanation for this.


    wtf!

    now THAT is how you go to commercial. this bitch has clearly lost it!! HAHAHA@ stabbing Jack! bitch you are out of fucking control.

    Agent Gump hunching around hands out "ANY OTHER GOOD NEWS, NIGGAS?" ahahaha he is like Avery Johnson up in this bitch used to be after the Mavs blew a 15 point lead.

    WHY is this nigga Jack still simping? u just got 3 inches of steel into your fucking side and are shrugging that shit off to save this bitch who probably has all kinds of soviet stds swimming around in her pussy. nigga let the bitch drown.

    ahahah new russian vampires for jack to fuck up next episode. i guess they will finally be off to the family restaurant. time for a face to face with the head vamp in charge.

    hahaha The Duke boys bout to toast brewskies and get high as shit watching nascar highlights on espn. another wild night on the town for the rednecks!


    LMAO@ these sewer rat motherfuckas. yea, they are clearly being told to stay off the radar.aw fuck, its over.

    GREAT EPISODE! 24 is BACK!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:55:09 AM CST

    bullet3

    by hst666

    Given that (at least some of) the bad guys are smuggling weapons grade uranium, the cabal may make a reappearance and may be involved.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:30:20 AM CST

    Eh.

    by the mcpoyle clan

    Didn't pay much attention until Rack went nutso. The rednecks and Slumdog Elvis plots are zzzzzz-inducing.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:22:27 AM CST

    Seriously

    by nudeandaroused

    Now that the Renee story is over, is there any difference between last year and this year? Outside of Renee from last and this year, I am not seeing much of a difference in 24 from this or any other year. Same stuff with different actors. When do we get the Mole? When does Jack go Rogue? You know this is comng

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:34:03 AM CST

    Those fucking rednecks = WORST CRIMINALS EVER HAHAHA

    by turketron_2

    What the fuck did I watch last night? The fucking rednecks... man what the fuck? I love how redneck #2 is like a fucking 4 year old in a man's body. Did you see that big fucking mess he made in the evidence lockup? Why? If these assholes hadn't done that, no one would have noticed the missing money and shit until much later. The fucking bugs bunny watergun antics... reallY? But shit, at least we got some insanity from Rack Bauer and Jack taking out the one henchman's throat with pinpoint accuracy using THE SHIT HE HAD JUST GOTTEN STABBED WITH. Hahhaha, wow. Good start to the week, and fucking LOST tonight! TV is back!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:49:58 AM CST

    Mr.BlackJackBauer

    by jack burton

    That was the funniest damn thing I've read in a while. Even funnier than watching the show. You need to get Harry to let you write these recaps for the site.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:53:17 AM CST

    I LOVE Freckles Bauer

    by zoefan

    I can't believe she broke... That was kind of disappointing.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:54:22 AM CST

    The BEST new character of the season died last night...

    by zoefan

    I will miss you Clark Bauer (sheds a tear).

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:57:34 AM CST

    Nepotism...

    by zoefan

    The thing Freddie Prinze thanks every night before going to bed. What an incredible hack.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:23:08 AM CST

    I fell asleep for 20 minutes during this episode

    by sithmenace

    yet still deleted it from my dvr. I don't feel like I missed anything.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:26:59 AM CST

    After watching shows like Mad Men,

    by sithmenace

    Men of a Certain Age, Breaking Bad and The Wire, 24 just can't compare. There have been some excellent seasons, but I should have known it would eventually go downhill when Brannon Braga came on.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:43:45 AM CST

    Excellent point SithMenace...

    by zoefan

    Taking the Cream of the Crop shows like Mad Men and comparing them to 24 and it's like WOW. Yet 24 is considered by most as a half decent show. Amazing in the difference between quality vs. mediocracy vs. crap on TV.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:08:53 AM CST

    no subject

    by rosasaks

    If a crime happens in an evidence locker, do they have to impound all the evidence as evidence?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:15:48 AM CST

    no subject

    by rosasaks

    I bet when the rednecks get arrested they'll spill the beans to CTU that the new blonde chick used to be a dude who was in the A Team.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:37:27 AM CST

    Great Chance

    by hipshot

    For "24" to show their stuff. Freckles could be a love interest for Jack--she is as damaged as he is. Jack is going into the heart of darkness to try to get those materials, and could get caught in a gang war between opposing Russian mafia elements, while Freckles is trying to save him. If they are starting slowly and then ramping up, then we could hope for all sorts of great twists and turns. I admit this season has been slow...and that worries me. But I'm going to extend my trust further. Last night was great, and touching, and has a touch of real fire. Keeping my fingers crossed.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 12:10:11 PM CST

    Death by cheese knife...

    by allykatd

    You go Freckles Bauer. That gruesome death of a Russian mob creep made what was otherwise a complete snoozefest of an episode intersing... a at least for those few moment. I have to admit that I'll need to tune in next week to see the torture scene, but it's kinda been-there-done-that. At this point, torture for Jack probably tickles. All in all, Chuck and his attempt to steal a gold mask while hanging upside down 'Mission Impossible' style was more exciting that '24'.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 12:34:08 PM CST

    an amusing episode...

    by just pillow talk

    From Chesty Freckles trying to put a 100 holes in Vlad in under a minute, to turning around and stabbing Jack, to Jack bouncing right back up and nailing the dude in the throat with said knife, and then popping the other dude with the gun...To CTU director dude making the comment that first Reneee is screwing that dude, and then killing him? What's up with that? Fucking hysterical.And then the Dukes of Hazzard boys in that totally atrocious unnecessary subplot...Funny stuff.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 1:57:08 PM CST

    Hilarious!

    by i hope you die

    Somehow the rednecks need to get involved in the main plot and encounter Jack's knife throwing skills.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 2:22:57 PM CST

    If you didn't...

    by paragoncomplex

    Say "Get that mother fucker, don't take that shit" when Leoben punched her, and if you didn't cheer when she stabbed the bastard in the eye and killed him, you not only do not have a soul but you are an emotionless person. That was great.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 3:30:49 PM CST

    CRAZY!!!

    by wcwlkr

    That whole sequence was nuts!! And I loved every minute of it. Rack Bauer is nuts! And from the looks of next week's promo Jack's going to get his nuts fried! I love this show!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:06:21 PM CST

    Gave up on it before last night

    by rhinosaur

    It's just the same shit recycled over and over again. Evil President season was the best, rest have been trying to match it but are not getting close. Redneck subplot made it easy to delete all from my DVR.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:40:51 PM CST

    ESCAPE VELOCITY OF A BLACK HOLE

    by scors54

    That's how much this season sucks so far. yeah, Jack gets gut stabbed with a 5 inch blade, pulls the knife out of himself, nails the bad guy in the throat and is uop, talking and moving like nothing happened. hat bullshit. And now we have another "Jacknapping and toture" sequence to endure. The writing this season is even worse than season sux. I'm giving this shit 3 more episodes to surprise or impress me with SOMETHING, or it's just done...and I haven't missed an episode since day one, hour one. What a steaming pile of shite so far.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:08:48 PM CST

    Rack Bauer's turned into Stabby Mc StabStab alluva sudden...

    by mrmysteryguest

    Who will she stab next with the bread & cheese knife?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:11:00 PM CST

    Here's knife in yer eye! Yoinks!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Feb 09, 2010 6:13:51 PM CST

    Jack stabbed by Renee in the stomach! How embarrassing!

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Feb 09, 2010 8:09:20 PM CST

    Dining tables and Uzi's

    by amazing maurice

    Finally some fucking action!That was some of the craziest shit I've seen in ages lol!Looks like Jack is being taken to that restaurant to meet the Russian daddy.That must be where I saw that clip of Jack diving over the dining table while firing and uzi comes from that I mentioned earlier. Looks badass.Dining tables and Uzi's man!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:45:06 PM CST

    ZoeFan

    by sithmenace

    My point is that I just don't see how 24 can hope to compete for my time when the quality of non big 4 network tv has gone through the roof in the last few years. I don't think 24 should get a free pass just because it's not considered a "cream of the crop" show, and if it were consistently good it would be.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:13:50 PM CST

    Jack being stabbed and throwing the knife...

    by bigtuna

    to kill the guy wasn't that unbelievable. Remember season 6? After being tortured and half starved for 2 years Jack is brought back to the U.S..and immidiately tortured again! And that's in hour 2! he then lasts another 22 hours, showing no ill-effects and saves the world.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:38:56 PM CST

    YackBacker, re: water gun

    by nasty in the pasty

    But why didn't they TAKE THE WATER OUT OF THE GUN? Do thyey leave bullets in real guns they have stored?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:59:36 AM CST

    no subject

    by rosasaks

    I still think Jack goring a man with an axe then throwing him down five flights of stairs is the silliest bit so far, with the stabbing a close second.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:38:50 PM CST

    Big Tuna

    by scors54

    Yes, you're right--that's why it was Season SUX, not six. I thought seven sort of cured a bit of that. Seems we're relapsing, unfortunaltely

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  • Feb 11, 2010 9:11:55 AM CST

    LMAO @ MrBlackJackBauer

    by the__natural74

    "running his fingers up Freckles leathery ass" -- THAT was awesome!Keep it up!
    Great Russian killing spree, that finally kicked things up! I've been patient and knew things would get interesting eventually. Jack being abducted is always a good thing. Now I'm looking forward to Josef/Sark killing his Daddy and taking over the family crime syndicate to be the rightful villain for Jack this season. He'll probably play Jack for a while first too. Sweet.
    Seriously, Jack's pain threshold is so f'n high now, no wonder that knife to the gut did nothing to him. Hilarious! I f'n love this show!
    LMAO too at that scene with Gump saying Freckles was having sex w/ the guy and now she's killed him, WTF?! HAHA! I could picture Chappelle or Mason saying that too, which would've also been funny, but delivered by the hunchback was key! So good!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 9:17:18 AM CST

    just pillow talk

    by the__natural74

    my last comment was directed at you, but your name didn't appear? I put some of those "less than/greater than" symbols around your name, and it made it invisible or something?
    anyway, I loved that scene too! Cheers...

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  • Feb 13, 2010 12:48:11 PM CST

    WHAT THE FUCK, ARE THEY THINKING? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE DOING

    by enderisbacktosmiteoncemoreintothebreachd

    WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING SHOW? I'm sitting here typing with one hand, dick in the other, masturbating to the thoughts of season 2, season 1, season 4 (was okay, Ill jerk off to it), Season 5 (Sentox fucking gas? Ok but Jack knifed someone, and that reload in episode 1 was sick, I'll let it slide) Season 3 (Chase fucking Edmonds, you fucking cunt, this is when the show started sliding downhill) Season 6 (Another motherfucking Nuke? Jacks Dad is evil? Jacks brother is that gremlin blue tooth fuck? WTF) Season 7 (Nice! Jack has some badass lines. Tony! Tony's evil....wtf....okay Ill take it, its better than season 3). Now here we are. Season 8. And we have a the Hunchback of Negro Dame in charge of CTU. We have Chloe who still FUCKING SUCKS FUCKING COCK FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING SLUT BITCH. We have Starbuck, who is awesome....in Battlestar Galactic. WHAT THE FUCK KIND FO SIDE PLOT IS THIS??? ARE YOU FUCKINNNGGGG KIDDING ME? You think this is tension? You think this is interesting? Stop breathing, immediately! Freddie Prince Jr.....The annoying fucking fag computer guy in CTU. The guy from slumdog doing a complete motherfucking 180 degree turn from who he was in episode 1. Jack, getting stabbed in the fucking kidney, and then being okay 5 minutes later? Acceptable. He did kill that Rusky fag with a knife throw. Making this acceptable. I continue to watch on your behalf Jack. But fuck.

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