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PRINCE OF PERSIA Super Bowl Spot online!

Published at: Feb. 7, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here with a handsome spot for PRINCE OF PERSIA. I just kind of wished it starred Naveen Andrews. But I guess I was fine with Kerwin Matthews, John Phillip Law and Patrick Wayne... well, maybe not Patrick Wayne... as Sinbad in the Harryhausen films. But this really does LOOK sharp, if not completely devoid of "give a shit". Here it is:

PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME – Super Bowl TV Spot Quicktime: Click for High Mov Click for Low Mov Flash: Click for High Flash File Click for Low Flash File Windows Media: Click for High WMV Click for Low WMV High Definition: Click for 1080p Click for 720p Click for 480p

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  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Stupid ass movie

    by Dhaemon

    No Spankyou!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    Naveen Andrews

    by HoffmanPasander

    You mean the British-born actor of Indian ethnicity? He's as Persian as Gyllenhaal is. Just because he plays an Iraqi on TV doesn't mean he is one.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:02 p.m. CST

    This film looks like shit

    by TheWaqman

    no way will it be as good as POTC 1.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    16-17Colts

    by MacReady452

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:04 p.m. CST

    They better include that wicked cool closing credit track...

    by Shermdawg

    ...from the Sands of Time game in the score. Minus the lyrics though.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Naveen would've been awesome. Jake's accent is lame.

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    JUMPING CHRIST, WHY? WHY?!?!?!??!?!?!

    by ScaryWaitress

    Oh. My. God. <P> It just gets worse every time I see it. <P> WHO THOUGHT GYLLENHAAL WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR THIS? <P> SINCE WHEN IS THE PRINCE OF PERSIA A FUCKING HIPSTER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    I maintain: John Stamos.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Unfortunately, a much younger John Stamos... but HE looks the part, and he'd be charming as hell in this. <P> Shit, even Depp would have been better.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    I am confused..

    by CornNut007

    In which title did the Prince sound Persian? If he didn't sound Persian in the games then how does it bother anyone that he doesn't sound Persian in the movies? Though, I would have preferred if they didn't even try for accents and just make a sweet action movie.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    White-washing ftw!

    by Dharma4

    Seriously, thats so fucking stupid. Naveen would have been awesome. But no, instead we have Jake Galingingingingign. GAY. (No Pun Intended)

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    2 point conversion is GOOD! Persia looks like shit.

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    CornNut... I'm not talking nationality.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I'm talking look and feel of the character. Gyllenhaal has neither... but then, neither does the rest of this bullshit movie.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    naveen is in his 40s

    by charlesbronsonLIVES

    just saying. also, i smell farts.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Fuck this movie...

    by Judge Briggs

    Hey, lets make a Persian movie... what are the whitest actors around doing right now? Let's get a white guy to play the role. Nobody will notice. As an Iranian, make sure he uses an British accent. It will add to the character. So stupid.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Picked off! Saints touchdown!

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Saw this on fanboyweb.com yesterday

    by revengofthega

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    I don't know guys, he could pass for Persian.

    by Shermdawg

    Mahmoud looks like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    I want this to be cool.

    by blackwood

    It looks kind of cool. And the game it is based on was awesome.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Movie equation...

    by shoveller

    (Tomb Raider x Scorpion King) + (Gyllenhaal + Arnie) = this pile of dog eggs.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    Dogs don't lay eggs, shoveller.

    by blackwood

    What the I don't even

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    @ScaryWaitress

    by CornNut007

    Can't argue with you there. But I still can't help but keep my fingers crossed for this movie. I am waiting for someone to crack the code to making a good video game to movie translation so I, hopefully, get a good Metroid movie. The best video game adaptation I seen so far was Silent Hill, and that was many for the visual style...not the story or acting. Come to think of it, maybe I am too soft on video game movies.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    Are there any Persian's in this?

    by cgih8r

    Jake's a good actor, but this just isn't his role. Man there was way too much CGI in that trailer.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    CGIh8r, I think I saw

    by blackwood

    a rug.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    Silent Hill

    by Judge Briggs

    I thought was a good movie. Certainly was atmospheric. One of the better video game adaptions. I am sure that Raimi will serve up a good WoW.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Still not sure what they're trying to sell in this movie...

    by SoylentMean

    and this add did little to clarify. If I see some cool ass monster designs for this I might check it out. Otherwise it's a big ol' pass.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    WoW

    by CornNut007

    Oh, that's right... I almost forgot about the World of Warcraft movie! I hope Raimi goes all middle-earth epicness on it's ass. I have a feeling that the WoW movie will either finally be the first great video game movie, or the final nail in the proverbial video game movie coffin.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    Harry. DVD column. Do it for the Colts. They need a boost.

    by SoylentMean

    And where the fuck is there a Denny's? I haven't seen one of those in years.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    *sigh*

    by --- Emperor ---

    Until every one of these turds flop, hollywood will continue shitting out this diarrhea over and over and over and over again... It's shitheads like you who keep paying money for this garbage, that continues to keep paying for Michael Bay's sports cars and Jerry Bruckheimer's prostitutes and crack. It's your fault, monkeys.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Harry I will do your DVD column

    by Six Demon Bag

    And you can put your name on it

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    No "Iron Man 2" spot?

    by Chewtoy

    Damn... I was hoping to see something new there. Still, Congrats Saints!!!!!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Great British Accent, but why!?

    by irc-Hollywood

    does Jake sound like Orlando Bloom?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    I Love the "Did You See That?" Line

    by WriteFromLeft

    ...because no, I didn't. The trailer is cut so fast, you can't see much of anything. I think I might have seen a snake. And some CGI. But everything else is a blur.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    BOTH of these look better than the movie:

    by ScaryWaitress

    Prince of Persia 3: The Two Thrones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =kukZ6J_HvqY Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ulIx-8KiH0A

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Shit. Formatting screwed up. Here:

    by ScaryWaitress

    Prince of Persia 3: The Two Thrones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =kukZ6J_HvqY <P> Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ulIx-8KiH0A

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    GODDAMN IT, EVEN THIS LOOKS BETTER!

    by ScaryWaitress

    The ORIGINAL game from the 80's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_zyQ_OVyhNE

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    $250 + million this summer

    by AlwaysThere

    Book that.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Windows Media ...

    by ReportAbuse

    I like it 'cause you can right click on the image and select Video Speed -> Slow to really see what the frak is going on.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Naveen Andrews looks nothing like the Prince of Persia

    by RandomWordRandomWord

    Have you even played the game Harry? I doubt it.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    He had that British accent in the game.

    by Chewtoy

    And they probably used it because it sounds more archaic than an American accent does speaking English.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    RebportAbuse... uh...

    by MurderMostFowl

    In the quicktime version you can pause it and single frame step through it with the arrow keys. Not trying to start an argument just sayin, if you want that capability that's there too,

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Your guys' false "outrage" is funny

    by MurderMostFowl

    The ethnic Persians and Armenians are the parents of Caucasians. You're thinking in order to be middle eastern you have to look like an Arab or a Israeli or something??<BR><BR> So maybe there could have been more accurate people to play the "price" but come on. Lets remember this is a movie based on a 16 color 320x200 graphics IBM game. ( yes, I know it didn't end there ) <BR><BR> Lets also all remember that the whole story owes itself to the "1000 and 1 nights". Which is itself a mix of Persian, Arabic, Hebrew, Indiana and Chinese stories... so does it really matter? <BR><BR> Still looks better than Robin Hood, doesn't it?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 11:01 p.m. CST

    GIMME THE DAGGA !!!

    by The_Maxx

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    I saw that spot and said to my girlfriend

    by fatjesuschrysler

    they shoulda cast that guy that plays Sayid. Anyway-I loved the video game, hope the movie rocks!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    As far as video game movies go...

    by fatjesuschrysler

    I too have pretty high hopes for Raimi's WoW. It seems like I heard something a while back about a God of War movie, as it is probably my all-time favorite game I would hope the movie kicks just as much ass! Vin Diesel for Kratos!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:07 a.m. CST

    I declare him an OUTLAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

    by cgih8r

    whoops wrong movie

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    @fatjesuschrysler

    by CornNut007

    Yeah, Vin Diesel would work for me in the Kratos get up. Say what you will about the man's acting chops (I point more at his lousy choice in movies) but he can play badass with a dash of heart. See Pitch Black and his part in Saving Private Ryan.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:28 a.m. CST

    "Did you see that'?

    by smackmybishop

    Good question. I hope the editing of the clip is not an indication of the movie. Sounds like Jake has been dubbed by Jude Law

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:46 a.m. CST

    MIKE NEWELL DID A GOOD JOB ON HARRY POTTER 4 SO...

    by TehCreepyThinMan

    I will more then likely see this at a theatre although the casting is shit.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 4:13 a.m. CST

    I absolutley agree with you CornNut007

    by fatjesuschrysler

    The man is very good at what he does, and those are great examples you mentioned. Vin Diesel as Kratos- how can we make this happen?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 4:57 a.m. CST

    Paging Basil Exposition...

    by Mr Gorilla

    I think your services are needed.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 5:47 a.m. CST

    Fucking hell...

    by I AM ROCKO

    ...that was one of the worst cut trailers I have seen in a long time...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 7:35 a.m. CST

    Here's the deal

    by thecheesegrommit

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 7:39 a.m. CST

    Here's the deal

    by thecheesegrommit

    I'll make this simple and type in mono syllables, (Ok, I can'[t type in Mono syllables so try to keep up) THIS TRAILER LOOKS GREAT! So many of you fans of the game bring so much baggage to your opinions. It blinds you to whether a film looks good. Now I have no idea if this will be a good movie, but the trailer looks awesome. Stop trying so hard to be cool by "hating" it's just so ignorant and childish.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 7:40 a.m. CST

    Nope. Still Racist.

    by Prof_Ender

    Should have gotten a middle-eastern actor.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:31 a.m. CST

    Middle-Eastern, Scmiddle-Eastern...

    by ScaryWaitress

    they should have just GOTTEN SOMEONO WHO LOOKS THE PART... or at least seems to have an idea of the character. In the- what? 20 minutes worth of animations per game?- they actually laid out a real character, with an actual personality.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Bruckheimer SHITFEST

    by secure214

    Sorry, but after Avatar, this kind of movie looks like total shit. I like Jake, but this movie will blow.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Persian actors

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    There's a lot of them, but probably none of them wanted to be in this stupid-ass thing. Maybe if the producers, writers, art directors, costume designers, director had, oh I dunno, actually tried to make one thing in this entire "film" look like it was actually from/taking place in Iran instead of "Generic Old Middle East Flying Carpet-i-stan", they'd have been more likely to at least have gone in for a screen test.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:13 a.m. CST

    Is this movie set on Mars?

    by Nice Marmot

    Or some orange planet? Movie looks lame. All the drunken deviants at the bar with me agreed. How bout that preview for the Dante's Inferno game though! BADASS!!!!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    I LOVED THE GAME, AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS

    by BringingSexyBack

    However, that being said, it's super duper lame they went with a white American using an English accent.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    THE ACTRESS DID NOTHING FOR ME IN QUANTUM OF SOLACE

    by BringingSexyBack

    But she's looking fine here. Must be the lighting.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    PoP hasn't been good since the PS2 & XBox versions.

    by Stalkeye

    And as for this game to movie treatment, i'll reserve skepticism until i hear that it's worth my time (and Money).

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Re: Dante's Inferno super bowl ad

    by Stalkeye

    Nice lil' touch adding Bill Wither's "Ain't no Sunshine" during the game's cinematics. Hopefully the game itself will be as good as the Anime feature. So far it's received mixed reviews. And I already have this preordered from amazon.Well, atleast the demo was fun.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    That looks terrible.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I like Mike Newell and I've thought Gyllenhaal is a talented actor for quite a while, but this looks really bad. But then again, I've yet to see any movie Bruckheimer has done with Disney that was worth my time. "National Treasure" anyone?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Just play the game again

    by darthvedder81

    I'll save my $12 and pop the old GameCube disc back in the Wii. One of the best action/platformer games ever.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    THE PRINCE OF PENIS: HIS HAND'S ON MINE

    by AzulTool

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Get the God of War movie through the pipeline!!!

    by bsjett

    There was a guy who wrestled in WWE who would make an awesome Kratos. His name was Tyson Tomko. Doubt he can act, but his look is perfect.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Let's BAMPF!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Are we here or aren't we?

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    We'll tell Scary we jumped here for her all special.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:46 p.m. CST

    We should be here by now ...

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    ...↑ you'll notice that my first post in a talkback...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...doesn't have my signature ellipsis in front of a kick ass statement.<P>That's my style, my technique.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    I don't like Colonel Angus.

    by Subtitles_Off

    He rubs me the wrong way.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:50 p.m. CST

    A persian cat is fine too...

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    I saw that, Flick.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    49633rd

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:53 p.m. CST

    ...you can only take so much Colonel Angus...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...if Colonel Angus overstays his welcome, just tap him on the head and he'll be on his way.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    My father will never tell me stories about

    by Subtitles_Off

    him and Colonel Angus.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    I made it!

    by D.Vader

    Nearly lost an arm in the process!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Hi Vades!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    ...my big style works fine for normal talkback, but...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'm starting to think it might be annoying for people to read in a Pedalback type situation.<P>I do it without even thinking at this point, but really...how many ellipsis does one man need?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    How crude should I get?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ykulgyx

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Nah, Flick. Do you think I ever stop

    by Subtitles_Off

    to consider the others might be tired of DEƒUCK®? Pfft.uck that!<P>We're all about style, here, in The Pedalback.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5 p.m. CST

    Also... The board's fairy godmother hasn't banned me yet.

    by anonymoose

    Why?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    "Suck on a dick" isn't crude enough?

    by Subtitles_Off

    HA!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    Your style is fine, Flick.

    by ColonelFatheart

    It's you.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:02 p.m. CST

    'moose, I think there are so many threads on

    by Subtitles_Off

    the mommy-board, she can't be following any of them very closely. She probably waits for someone to make a specific complaint, and from the way EssDub explained it, you have to go really, really far.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    TMI

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ygyqq6d

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Moving does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Aha! Im here.. in on the ground floor.. the early worm for once...<p> Anyone fancy the next Tourney bout?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Are you ladies out here talking about

    by Subtitles_Off

    Colonel Angus?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Yes, Cobes!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Watch out, Melinda.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Once a young girl is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nouthin' less.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    Hmmm, I don' know why so many folks make such a fuss

    by Subtitles_Off

    about Colonel Angus.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    Bring it on, Cobes!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    ...Cobra--Kai...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...yes please.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Break out some fresh linens, Bedelia.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We're gonna have Colonel Angus tonight!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    ...'Moose, not to be a wimp, but I love your subtle...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...mommy style best...when you post crude shit that's just a little worse than what they post themselves.<P>It's more subversive, and sometimes they bat it right back...I like it when they hit back.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Anyone heard of "The Wild Hunt"?

    by D.Vader

    About viking LARPers who take things too far? Trailer is on YouTube. I'm intrigued, looks like it could be great.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    If I remember,

    by Subtitles_Off

    Colonel Angus can be very messy.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:17 p.m. CST

    That's true, 'moose.

    by Subtitles_Off

    When you're less obvious, you get a funnier response.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Flick, my goal is to get banned, though.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    ...where you headed Colonel Angus?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...down South.<P> How far South Colonel Angus?<P> ...'taint sure...I like the DEEP South. I like the heat...and the humidity...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:20 p.m. CST

    My sockpuppet account has been approved on the Manna Cabana.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    That does look kind of interesting, Vades.

    by Subtitles_Off

    http://www.ask.com/movies/film/The-Wild-Hunt/499177

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    ...but this could go on indefinitely. I enjoy a regular...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...überboober update.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Colonel Angus stinks.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Seriously, he hasn't showered in days.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Colonel Angus might be rough.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses. But, deep down, Colonel Angus is very sweet.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    That Colonel Angus is infectious.

    by ColonelFatheart

    No, really, he gave me E.coli.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Okay, I have to shove off.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Time to commute. Let's all hope for a state of emergency in northern NJ tomorrow so I don't have to go to work.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    'moose, you've found your way onto the

    by Subtitles_Off

    Island of The Amazons. You don't want them to chop off your head. You want to be the first man they welcome into their tribe.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Alright Col.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Be safe.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    That site lists it as a comedy-drama, Subs

    by D.Vader

    It looks like a freakin' thriller to me. When LARPers go too far and start living like its real. Raping and pillaging. Not fun stuff, but could be scary, if only for the psychological aspect of it. If those people are willing to start using real weapons and to start living 24/7 in that character, what else are they capable of?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Subs.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I may drop in later, but if not see y'all tomorrow.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    ...I think you might get it Colonel. Watch out...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...for bad guys.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Pedalback Tourney. Quarter Finals. Round 2. Subtitles_Off vs TakingScorpiosCalls.<p> Mars sure was beautiful. “Jebus it’s cold” muttered Subtitles_Off as he pulled his eye away from his Celestar telescope and went back inside the log cabin which had been his home these last 3 weeks.<p> He sat down at his modest table, illuminated in a pool of moonlight. In front of him was a telephone, a homemade reel to reel tape recorder, and a pile of notes. He looked at his papers; dates, times, occulations of the planets, and phone numbers. A bewildering array which formed symbols and patterns in front of Subs eyes. ‘This is just like A Beautiful Mind’ thought Subs wryly, ‘I hate that movie’.<p> The images, words, and times subbarized themselves into an intricate pattern, the power that allowed its wielder to precisely align random information into something that made perfect sense. Subs eyes widened. “It’s tonight” he said. TakingScorpiosCalls twirled the cable of his old bakerlite telephone. He looked up at the stars. Mars was in conjunction with Venus… it was a night for Scorpios. It was a night that he would kill. He looked at the number on the scribbled paper and began dialling…<p> “What defuck!” Subs was startled by the ringing phone, cutting through the silence of the cabin. He immediately donned the industrial ear protectors, bought under a false identity and pressed record on the machine. He then held the ear piece to the recorder and clicked the answer button.<p> Subs felt an evil, awful voice pierce through his ear drums. He fell to the ground clutching his head, screaming. He writhed as the voice continued, and then the sound stopped and went dead.<p> TakingScorpiosCalls chuckled and relaxed back on his bed. The Pedalback prize was one step closer to being his.<p> Subs fingers scratched at his ear protectors and then shaking he pulled them off. They’d saved his life and now it was time for payback. He rewound the tape and then clicked a switch on his homemade recorder. The switch said ‘Subtitles On’. Carefully he lowered the volume level right down to mute and then pressed play.<p> Above the recorder words appeared as if floating in thin air… the secret, dark words you only hear when you take one of Scorpios calls. Subs read them… ‘Die, Die, Die. Die, Die, Die. Witness the awesome power of this armed and fully operational battle station, and die you motherfucking cunt!’<p> ‘Jebus, what defuck’ said Subs aloud before clicking the redial.<p> TakingScorpiosCalls heard his phone ring. Puzzled, he put it to his ear “Yes?”<p> “DIE, DIE, DIE. DIE, DIE, DIE. WITNESS THE AWESOME POWER OF THIS ARMED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION, AND DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT!”<p> They were the last words Scorpios ever heard… the ooze from his liquidized brain seeped onto his pillow.<p> Somewhere Michael Caine laughed loud and cockney.<p> Winner = Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I sure didn't get a comedy vibe off the trailer.

    by Subtitles_Off

    That was full-on "Lord Of The Flies"-style scary stuff, with the LARP angle.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Ooh, that were a long one!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    I'm back on the Manna Cabana...

    by anonymoose

    ...my plan is to thank that poptart guy for being awesome. Other than that, I don't know.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    "I hate that movie."

    by Subtitles_Off

    NAILED IT!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    I went all-Batman on Scorps!

    by Subtitles_Off

    HA! Fuck with me, any of yas.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    First, take a look at the debate that has been going on...

    by anonymoose

    ...after my GRAND EXIT. <P> http://tinyurl.com/ygjd27n

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    You see how he Balooed me for a second?

    by Subtitles_Off

    You can't hesitate. If you're gonna bring it to Subtitles_Off, you've got to bring the whole Shere Khan.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Haha, Balooed! I wish i'd thought of that one, i'd have slipped it in!<p> Sadly 'permanent Baloo' for TSC.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    ...liquidized!..

    by FlickaPoo

    ..."[Subbarize®] random information into something that made perfect sense".<P>Nice.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    The Manna Cabana just seems to be sttled into its dogma, 'moose.

    by Subtitles_Off

    They all seem to have it figured out and refuse to listen to any other point of view.<P>I can't see any place for a sense of humor there.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST

    ...damn, 'Moose..maybe you did some good after all.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:48 p.m. CST

    ...yeah, I dig the bored-mommy-board a lot more...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...they're fun.<P> At this point I see them collectively as members of Pedalback...a shadowy sorority of crazed, horny/frigid mommyninja ass-ass-in warrior-shrews.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Bitches leave

    by Six Demon Bag

    Man I'm tired. I just ran from the old house.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Sixies, scroll up.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I went Batman on Scorps in The Quarterfinals.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:51 p.m. CST

    ...but the Cabana is good too...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'm not saying it isn't, 'cause it is.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    Cobes, you gotta e-me the whole thing,

    by Subtitles_Off

    from First Round through the end, when it's done. OK?<P>malackow@netscape.net

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:55 p.m. CST

    Colonel Angus is

    by Subtitles_Off

    waiting in the back room, Sixies.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Dang! 'moose should've registered at The Manna

    by Subtitles_Off

    as Colonel Angus. I wonder if they'd catch it.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Subs, I'll have to find it all first.. that's the eternal pedalback way... words of wisdom, comedy, and banality, all scattered upon the boards.<p> I feel inspired for another part now though...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 5:59 p.m. CST

    You didn't keep it all?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Damn! Well, we just have to re-trace our steps.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Here's my Manna Cabana post.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yhvrusj

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:06 p.m. CST

    For the archives (I also sent a truncated PM to poptart)

    by anonymoose

    OP here... Yeah, hi. I felt like congratulating and thanking this here poptart guy for being awesome. I don't agree with the bits about choice and whether it's okay to be gay, and all that... Having said that, I think this world needs more poptarts and less Jemilas and cobalts and therestofyous. This poptart, a truer follower of Christ's teachings, would welcome all kinds of people into his church and let them hear the message for themselves, unlike the rest of you that would have a pastor kick out the gays like they're a virus or something. You may give up on them, but God, and perhaps poptart, never will. P.S. I love that I forced your admin to backpedal on the post deletion rule. Just saying...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:08 p.m. CST

    And a shout out to your homies at the end.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Nice.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Pedalback Tourney. Quarter Finals. Round 3. water_shit_anderson vs Scary Waitress + ?.<p> “Did you hear about how Royston went down?” said water_shit’s hot wife. Water_shit was having problems concentrating with her generous cleavage across the dinner table from him.<p> “He was killed by a waitress.” She whispered “a Scary Waitress.”<p> They sat in a swanky restaurant in Chinatown. Water_shit had a thing for spicy food. He found it helped with the bowel movement. He was just scooping some hot chilli sauce onto his prawn cracker when their waitress approached.<p> ‘Oh my’ murmured water_shit under his breath. This perfect female form, clad in a close-fitting kimono, but clearly not Chinese.<p> “Can I get you anything?” Scary Waitress purred “*anything* at all?”<p> Soon they were driving back to the motel, and the waitress was in her car following behind them.<p> “Its her” repeated water_shit’s wife “it has to be her. We have to play this very carefully!”<p> “You do your part and I’ll do mine” water_shit reassured her.<p> Scary Waitress pulled into the motel car park and followed the couple up to their room. ‘Its not often I get a couple’ she mused as she closed the door, ‘if the wife has to go too, then the wife has to go too. Fuck it, could be fun.’<p> Water_shit sat back in the armchair and enjoyed the show that was unfolding before him. The two girls undressed each other and then began to kiss. Both squeezing each others glorious breasts. ‘Uber-boobers’ sighed water_shit as his manhood stood to attention. It was almost going to be a shame for him to interrupt this one.<p> Scary gently tried to press her breast towards her lovers mouth, but for some reason she turned her head away. “Go on, have a little taste” she cooed encouragingly.<p> “No, uh, you… you taste mine first” and water_shits wife pushed Scary’s naked body back onto the mattress and straddled her. Scary felt the breasts pushed into her face, encircling her. She sucked away.<p> Water_shits wife nodded at her husband and he rose from the chair, his underpants round his ankles. With Scary oblivious he assumed the position, squatting over both of them, his ass at the ready to release. <p> Suddenly the motel window smashed apart and a huge figure flew into the room. It landed in an ungainly heap next to the bed. Scary reacted fast and rolled off the mattress. Water_shit in his terror had a different reaction. His bowels released all over his wife.<p> Moose saw the scene with three naked people in front of him! One of the girls was fast. She was out the door and running naked into the night before he could stop her. But the other girl was screaming, covered in thick viscous shit. No mind. It was the man he was after. Stomping time.<p> Water_shit never really had time to mourn his lost wife as Moose danced a heavyweight jig upon his head. ‘A bit like River Dance…’ mused water_shit as his skull gave way…<p> Winner = Scary Waitress + anonymoose!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    ...Re: Colonel Angus, my THEORY OF THE DAY...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...guys are fucking morons. For generations we've been using dick-sucking imagery and language as an insult or as a ametaphorical act of dominance and submission. Nice advertising guys, smart thinking...way to sell the product. Don't be shocked when women aren't beating down your door.<P>Meanwhile, women have been using an advertising strategy so subtle as to be invisible to get us to dive in to old Colonel Angus headfirst...and we do. Gladly. All they have to do is lay back and enjoy the show.<P>Whenever I hear a guy say something like "SUCK MY DICK" to someone in a disparaging tone I punch him in the mouth. <P>Be a team player buddy...shut the fuck up.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:23 p.m. CST

    ...↑ present company excluded of course.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    ...HA↑ Bad timing with my little theory.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Flick, my most successful tactic for getting a chick to blow me.

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I just lean back and say, "Hey, this cock ain't gonna suck itself, babe..."<p>But, of course, I date a lot a whores...<p>Evening lads and lassies...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    OK, Cobes! I think I've got it all!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Seven matches in the First Round, followed by a meeting of The Cabal, and today's Quarter-Finals. You began with yourself versus teddy, right?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    And on that note, all... GOOD EVENING!

    by ScaryWaitress

    Anyone care for a glass of milk?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Haha... your one-stop dojo for a bit of sex, violence, and humor... all good things in one spicy post!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Subs, your powers of subbarization ARE truly fucking impressive! Yes, you have it exact.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Waitress, your milk is also truly impressive! I'll only take you up on that offer tho if it's still warm...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Howdy, Cheeses.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Sweet. A little clean-up to correct AICN formatting,

    by Subtitles_Off

    and I'll have the whole thing for anybody who wants it.<P>Of course, we have a ways to go, yet. <P>I avenged Flick today. Don't think I'm not coming for you, 'moose, to avenge diarrhea and the mrs. You had no biznezz sticking your fingered hooves into that one!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    I approve of this new home. I want to smash things here.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I enjoy smashing things. So, without further ado... <P> WHO THE F**K THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS A GOOD F**KING IDEA? I'LL TELL YOU WHO... SOMEONE WHO SAW THE EVER-LIVING, MOTHERF**KING GAMES, THAT'S WHO. THEN THESE A-HOLES GOT A HOLD OF IT, AND WE GET THE WHITEST HIPSTER THEY COULD FIND WHO STILL HAS DARK HAIR TO PLAY AN IRANIAN. f**king fabulous. <p> Do I think Naveen Andrews would be a better choice? Actually, no... but JAKE EFFING GYLLENHAAL??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS HAPPY HORSE SH*T?!?!?!?!!? Add to this the blandest of heroines... and seriously. I mean, CHRIST. <P> Can someone PLEASE tell me what the F**K was so wrong with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ulIx-8KiH0A THAT THEY HAD TO CHANGE IT BEYOND RECOGNITION???!?!?!?!?!?!?! <P> SHEEEIT. I didn't even need to follow the breadcrumbs for this one... I've been venting my wrath on here since this bullshit showed up on AICN. Nice to see you all, though!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Jebus®!

    by Subtitles_Off

    EssDub always shows up when we're talking locker-room smack!<P>You guys cool with the new digs? We've broken ties with The Nolanverse. We're into brave new territory. Damn the torpedoes. Full-speed ahead!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Hi, Subs...I want it duly noted...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    That I did NOT make the obvious joke I SSSOOOO wanted to when Scary showed up right after I used the W word for the first time since Saturday night....

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Noted.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Duly.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Gyllenhall does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    All it would take is a little push, to nudge Jake Gyllenhall out of the light and see him become Tobey Maguire. They are surely one entity.<p> Naveen Andrews probably would have made a better 'Prince of Persia' tho. Sad the big studios don't take chances on guys like him for these lead hero roles.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    ..."EssDub always shows up when we're talking...

    by FlickaPoo

    ... locker-room smack!" = EssDub shows up and we're talking.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    We are aiming for 50K, peeps.

    by Subtitles_Off

    50K happens when the TOTAL count for this thread (not the 24-hr. count) reaches 439.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    ...über( s )( w )!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Are you saying we're always talking locker-room smack, Flick?

    by Subtitles_Off

    As long as nobody's walking around naked, I guess.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Hi Scary babe...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Now I know why you went ballistic on me after I said I thought that preview during the Superbowl was cool...<p>My bad...<p>Please excuse me, I'm an old man and the last video game I played was Tetris, and it fucked me up pretty good...I can never NOT try to fit boxes and tv and curtains and speakers into closely fitted blocks that disapper when that make contact...in my mind, I mean... <p>I only tried to do it for real twice... neither time ended well...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Tetris fucks everyone up, Cheeses, sooner or later.

    by ScaryWaitress

    It's actually a Soviet plot.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    We've got a white-bread Persian.

    by Subtitles_Off

    What'll they give us next? A dour Superman, dosed with real-world über-seriousness?<P>Oh, wait...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    "I only tried to do it for real twice... neither time ended well..." that's a quote that could be taken out of context.<p> Waitress you seen the latest installment of the Tourney? You kick ass and squeeze boobs in it... hehe

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    How about a fey Mad Hatter?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    True dat, Scary...A Subliminal plot, too...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    The USSR never REALLY went away...<p>It just moved onto the internet...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses, when I was a little kid (probably 4 - 6)...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I went through this stage where I would obsessively "draw" things in my head...I would concentrate and trace the outline of objects with my eyes, but my head would wobble a little too.<P>My mom, always thoughtful of others would pinch me and hiss...<P>"STOP, you look like you have cerebral palsy".<P>And they all lived happily ever after.<P>The end.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST

    I know, I know.

    by Subtitles_Off

    How about a mo-capped Buck Rogers?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    EssDub

    by Six Demon Bag

    what do you think of the new Nolan flick? we missed yas in there

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Sixies

    by Subtitles_Off

    Just poked my head in there. 'Lop concurred that Adam West was a great Batman, and toadkillerdog didn't un-concur. Fett doesn't know who he can call a retard anymore. It's hilarious.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Cobra- of course! You saved me the effort...

    by ScaryWaitress

    of a dramatic entrance. Can't top that one! Day-um, boy! <P> I love winning...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    I think that's kind of a sad story, Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Cool, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    That probably went over REAL well, in a parsonage...I love ya, brother, and feel your pain...<p>I haven't talked about this before, but, I too, am an illustrator, too... I am great in pencil and ink...sold a comic book once, that never got published (cashed my checks though...so that makes me what, semi-pro?) I also sold a poem, for $2 to a magazine...(I still have the bills)...<p>I was a weird kid, too...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    And Sixies... I really could not give LESS of a shit.

    by ScaryWaitress

    ANOTHER Superman movie? Really? And does ANYONE think Nolan can brush the stink of of that franchise, and bring it back? <P> Their biggest problem has been, and will continue to be: GOOD LUCK CASTING HIM. Reeve may not have been the world's best actor (and I think he was better than most people give him credit for, for the record...) but he WAS the perfect man for that role. <P> Anyway, i see that a lot of people poseted basically what I think, so I haven't bothered... but I haven't read it in a few hours. Am I missing anything?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    ...It is a little sad, now that I think about it...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...between Stefania, Gabriela, and Palsy-Boy, I've got a little David Sidaris thing going here...<P>I don't think it was a real vicious pinch...she was generally terrified of what people might think all the time, but she isn't mean spirited.<P>The story needs a nasty pinch though.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    I take it back. I think I DO have to get inot that fight.

    by ScaryWaitress

    'scuse me while I whip this out.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Your mother had already determined with the doctors

    by Subtitles_Off

    that you didn't have palsy, right?<P>When I hit puberty, I went through a growth spurt and ended up with stretch marks on my ass. You'd think a mother could figure that out, right? No, she had to drag my skinny, pimpled, just-blooming awkwardness to the doctor and pants me. <P>Here, I thought he was going to bust me for excessive jerking or something.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    ...hey, cool Cheeses...what sort of comic?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and you might have to share that poem with the group. Think of it as a therapy sort of thing...for all of us.<P> My single biggest job was never published...a big ad campaign for a pharmaceutical company. Back in the roaring 90s. Everybody loved it...and then they just never printed it. Crazy.<P>The job got me lots more work, I lived off the check for half a year, and the art director I worked with used the end result to land a new and better job...presumably with a company that actually brings projects to completion.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    I'm creative. I really am.

    by Subtitles_Off

    This is where I usually tell everybody how i inspired DARK VICTORY, but even I'm bored with that story.<P>Where's Teddy?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    ...Doctors? Uh, I guess. You had to fall in a campfire...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and melt your fingers together to see a doctor at my house (yes, I did).<P>It just something I did as a habit. A lot.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    ...HA! "excessive jerking or something"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I was so sheltered I thought I invented Cradling The Jake.<P>First time I thought I had broken the damn thing. Never felt a moment's guilt about it either...thought I was a fucking GENIUS.<P>I'd see my dad walking around all grumpy all the time, and I'd think...<P>"man! If he only knew what I know...he'd have a smile on his face ALL the time..."

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses, I have to say I'm not surprised...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...your creativity shines through and oozes from every post.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    HA! Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    We try not to say "oozes" around Cheeses.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    ...Cobraman's been showing us all up recently though...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he must have all his students working late on this every night...<P> WRITER'S BLOCK! DOES NOT EXIST!! IN THIS DOJO!!!<P>DOES IT?!?!?!?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    I think he was referring to you, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and just had a brain fart...Your writing, spelling, punctuation, syntax and creativity is the one that radiates here...I like radiate over ooze, athough ooze is more popular with the mass media...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    I love all these other guys...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    But, I think I speak for all of us when I say, if you aren't here... we're just holdin' down the fort 'til you get back...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    Nah. Thanks, but not true.

    by Subtitles_Off

    The Pedalback is a team effort.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    There's no 'I' in Team...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    But, there is a 'me'....

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    ...speaking of doctors and jerking...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...one of my earliest sexual memories (since everyone's been clamoring for it..."FlickaPoo! Tell us more about your childhood sexual development please!) is from the first grade yearly in-school medical exam.<P>My family had recently moved to Italy...your parents had to show up at school, and you got called in one by one to see the doctor lady. The parents would wait outside unless there was some particular reason for them to be summoned.<P>Anyway, the Monica Bellucciesque doctor lady had apparently never seen a circumcised über-penis before, so she summoned my dad into the little room to inquire...<P>I have the most vivid memory of her long, blood red nails* twiddling the foreskin of my little mushroom while she chatted up my dad about the nature and history of the procedure.<P>So, just as you suspected, it's not my fault. I may be a monster, but I was created...I wasn't born this way.<P>*sounds strange for a doctor to have looong nails, let along blood red, but I confirmed this detail with my dad recently.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    Wow... What a fucking liar that cobalt mod is.

    by anonymoose

    "A. No one has said that we would kick gays out of the church. That is a false assumption on your part." <P> Also by cobalt: <P> "You expect them to accept Christ as their Savior and become a new creation in Christ, just as 2 Corinthians 5:17 says. You don't kick them out immediately, you do not even expect them to get saved immediately. But if it becomes clear that they have no interest in changing their lives, then something has to be done."

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:02 p.m. CST

    That asshole edited my post.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    Did you ask him to explain

    by Subtitles_Off

    why he didn't tell her to get her long, blood-red fingernails off his boy's dick?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    ..."but I confirmed this detail with my dad recently"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...he remembered...<P>...so clearly it was a special moment for both of us...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:04 p.m. CST

    HHHHAAAAA!!!!!....I'm sorry, Flick....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    But, Damn...<p>Lifetime Achievement Award...<p>I mean, Damn...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    I sent someone a Subspace message earlier...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Not sure who, but, all are welcome...I have what I think is a wonderful plot to tie a lot of our madness here into a marketable property...<p>Anyone interested? <p>We waste a lot of brilliant creativity everyday on here...<p>This shit should be channleled into profits...<p>Pedalbackers gotta eat...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    ...HA! Didn't occur to me to ask...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...my parents were hellbent on fitting into the culture over there.<P>I have no way of knowing if I thought this at the time, or if I'm just projecting it back now, but I swear I remember thinking it was rather nice...and wishing my dad would get the fuck out so whatever was supposed to happen next would happen next...<P>...but that might just be big me imposing that on little me retroactively.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    ...I don't know what "subspace" means.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    ...oh, wait. Maybe I do...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'm still thinking about blood red nails.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Did she have that chick's voice you get off to, Flick...?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Would explain a lot...<p>See, you're having a breakthru right now...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    subspace...

    by Six Demon Bag

    as the black girl on star trek...shes knows

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    I can't get this song out of my head now.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yydbl9

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    AS=ASK

    by Six Demon Bag

    flaming with idiots rots yer brain

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    My subspace is empty.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I had to dig it up and get rid of all the bodies. Neighbors were starting to act suspicious.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    ...'Moose, you really should be methodical about this...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...go about the whole thing strategically, copy every exchange, and write some sort of expose or article on the fundementa-brain when you're all done.<P>For Rolling Stone or something. You could do it.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Sixies,

    by Subtitles_Off

    just make sure you scrape the shit off your shoes before you come back inside the house. Then, straight to the showers, son.<P>We don't want that stink following you in here...GRIN.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Nothing can top what Matt Taibbi did here.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/66mnxn

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Li'l Before Flick's second-grade visit to the lady doctor,

    by Subtitles_Off

    he yelled, "No, Dad, I DON'T need you to go in with me. Sheesh!!!!"

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    ..."you're having a breakthru right now"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...what the fuck do you think I pay you guys for?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    * second grade-school visit *

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    and, flip "Before" and "Li'L"

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sheesh Louise. Another play-mate of Stephania and Gabrielle.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    Three things.

    by ScaryWaitress

    1. I make really good quiche- and for all you quiche-ophobes, my husband agrees with me. Tonight's selection is bacon, onion, broccoli, and mushroom, with Italian cheeses. I'm having a rosé with my piece... dh drew the line there, and is drinking a manly Sancerre. <P> 2. MONEY RUINS EVERYTHING. The second someone makes one red cent off of this, and CREDITS Pedalback, the spell will be broken and we will all be scattered to the four winds. So, no. If a Pedalbacker gotta eat, he better get off his ass and start growing potatoes in his bathtub. I recommend Yukon Gold. 3. HOLY. SHIT. FLICKAPOO. <P> That is all.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    FUCK. I hate it when formatting goes wrong.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    ...damn, someone beat you too it 'moose?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that looks great.<P>Saving the rest for later.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Best commercial EVER?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/y9tpma9

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Wow..Scary...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    How many un-billable hours have you spent on AICN?<p>I at least want this time credited to my Purgatory wait..

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    "I'm on a horse."

    by Subtitles_Off

    HA!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST

    Cheeses,

    by Subtitles_Off

    unless savagedave's e-mail server thinks you're spamming him, you've got some 'splaining to do.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST

    I agree with Flick, Moose...Rolling Stone...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "I was an Internet Mom for a day...And, they were all W****s."<p>Too soon?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, the amount of time you've spent here...

    by ScaryWaitress

    you're going straight to Heaven, baby. <P> Almost makes me wish I believed in that crap. So they have PB in Heaven?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    "You're on a boat with the man

    by Subtitles_Off

    your man could smell like."

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    This actually made me LOL.

    by ScaryWaitress

    OP: Dh has gifted me with child. How do I reciprocate? <P> * I'm not sure why this popped into my head: "kick him in the nuts" <P> Ah, motherhood. You're right, Cheeses. They're whores.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    Cool, Subs...I can't wait to get his reaction...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    HHHHAAAA!!!! <p>Savagedave tomorrow morning..."Fuckin' opportunistic Yanks..."<p>His life has been more interesting than all of our's put togther, I bet...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    While Gabriella of The Mud pinned Li'l Flick

    by Subtitles_Off

    to the ground by placing her knees on his shoulders, Sheesh Louisa tore at the zipper of his short-pants with long, blood-red fingernails.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    ..."MONEY RUINS EVERYTHING"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I disagree. We could just continue to do what we do...meanwhile, Subs could weed out the deadwood and miss-fires...and re-post everything on his own site as though live.<P>People would flock to follow our comedy stylings, and for a little extra Cobra can include them in the tournament.<P> Death by überBoob is extra of course.<P>If Subs can Subbarize daily, he could do this in his sleep. I've always been a little horrified at the sheer amount of creativity flung willy-nilly into The Void around here...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    I'm missing something here. What are y'all quoting?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    I'm quoting from 'moose's Best Commercial Ever.

    by Subtitles_Off

    http://tinyurl.com/y9tpma9<P>

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    havent got my RS yet..i think my mailman jacked it...

    by Six Demon Bag

    subs..anything good?<P>or am i keeping my john mayer centerfold up?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    GODDAMN. He's not wrong.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Now, they're diamonds. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. <P> Yummrs.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    There's an article in it on Jeff Bridges.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I haven't read it though, yet. Li'l Wayne going to jail, doesn't really interest me. I posted the most interesting bits from the review of SHUTTER ISLAND.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    "Look up. Look down. Back at me.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Where are you?"

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Oh, SNAP. People will be able to PAY...

    by ScaryWaitress

    for death by überboobs? <P> SHit. I guess I better go take a shower, then. I think my schedule might get a leetle teeeeny bit full. <P> 'Nite all! <P> PS, snowday tomorrow. Prepare to be graced with my presence periodically.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    "Anything is possible when your man smells

    by Subtitles_Off

    like Old Spice and not a lady."

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Scary...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    And how can you blame them? <P>I had TWO wives and three kids...I know a woman is vulnerable when she is pregnant and into rearing ages...They need, crave protection and they too often accept anything...which is most often, next to nothing... <p>I had a vasctomy after my only biologiacal daughter was born...<p>I used to believe in global over-population projections...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    ...thefuck? Are you guys emailing each other?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that's cheating. Let me guess...premium membership is only $7.99 a month. I see where this "monetization" plan is going. <P>And for $10.99 a month I get the "uncensored" Tasty Tournament Tales...I've been down this road before...you're not getting MY credit card #...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    ...I'm out too. Watch out for bad guys.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Flick, the funny thing is, he thought he was

    by Subtitles_Off

    e-mailing you! And, I don't have your e-mail. He was trying to surgically remove me from the loop. HA!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    HHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Flickapoo, you've just been E-mail Candid Camera-ed...<p>Bill comes on the 15th...Have my money, bitch...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    G'night Flick, EssDub.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS

    by anonymoose

    That seems so exploitable for meme territory.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    The meme is "Two tickets to that thing you love."

    by Subtitles_Off

    Which thing?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    The tickets are now two fuzzy bunnies.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    ...he probably emailed my agent. THAT would be...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...GREAT!...turn her hair white...<P>...I can only imagine...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    Only because, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    If I couldn't use the booger eatin' chick and his other perverted childhood memories, I have enough religio-comic book upbringing to ensure the rest of you would want to contribute...<p>Remember my Will Smith Captain America vehichle ...?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    We kept that information away from him, Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

    HA!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Your captain America plot was a good one, Cheeses.

    by Subtitles_Off

    More interesting than they'll come up with for the actual movie, I'm certain.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    With great power comes great mommy boards.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yl24k8y

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    My Earth 69 idea is even better...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Subspace blinkers on...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    Snooooooooowday!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Sixies, you need to come home.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You must have been building up some rage in you for a long time, budster. You've been going at that same hamster wheel since before noon!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    In Houston?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Terrible Superheroes

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yfhj7m8

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    i actually think Matt Bomer would make a great Superman.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Even though he seems a little young. Unfortunately, that kind of dates it as another "origin" situation, and I'm not the least bit interested in SUPERMAN BEGINS.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Wonder Whore!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Those are fantastic, 'moose!

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    Oh my god

    by Six Demon Bag

    Now fetts yelling me to find where he said that if you don't like nolans batman you're a. Fukken blah blah blah

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    ...last thing. Cheeses, this book killed me...

    by FlickaPoo

    http://tinyurl.com/yjuo7ua

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Cnrtl + F, Six.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Sixies... I saw that guy. I don't have my drunk on...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...enough to deal with his happy-ass shit. I can't believe you stuck around as long as you did. <P> Oh, and if you people are going to be charging for PB- and my überboobs are going to be headlining on this particular marquee- it's going to cost you a HELL of a lot more than $10.99, Flick. <P> Shit, I was the first one to ® überboobers on here... the $$$$ should be ROLLIN' in by now up in this piece. <P> 'Night, gents. ☺

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    I think what he actually said, Six, was

    by Subtitles_Off

    "If you don't like Nolan's take on it, frankly, you don't like the character." He said it to Iprothro. He's called everyone who doesn't agree with a retard or a moron, except for toadkillerdog. He's brain-dead. there's no point trying to argue with him.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    No wherever. EssDub is at...

    by Six Demon Bag

    So I yelled it.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    G'night EssDub.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    by anonymoose

    http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/43932#comment_3137589

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    ????

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    Sleep Tight, Scary Babe...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Sweet dreams...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Cheeses,

    by Subtitles_Off

    how long am I supposed to leave the blinkers on?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:50 p.m. CST

    "Sarah Palin is a fucking retard." - Stephen Colbert

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yc9h5rz

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Pokemon have invaded the mommy board.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yl9f4at

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Subs...my last message was the 'Unfolding.'...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    M. Night Shalaman's 'ode to evil laundry...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    HA! "It's satire."

    by Subtitles_Off

    "You see?"

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Has LOST jumped the shark yet?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yfewsgf

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Ah, I thought you were sending

    by Subtitles_Off

    your Earth 69 idea.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    yeah i called him on that

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    Original message to supposed Flick address...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I actually have an pretty good novel idea that your childhood memories would spice up considerably...it's a weird ride inside the head of a comic book fan who believes he lives in a varient comic universe world where sex is super heroics... it mirrors the comics he reads where NOBODY has sex...Traces his twisted early artistic developement thru comic book convention sex and his various bizarre friends along the way to his eventual marriage to a swinger in Las Vegas, and his first comic book sale...<p>I'm a great idea man, and plotter, just really need help fleshing out scenes...<p>If you are Flick and this interests you, let me know...<p>If you are some other pedalbacker....What's up? You're all welcome to contribute... <p> Cheeses

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Cheeses,

    by Subtitles_Off

    Give me a couple more sentences there. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the concept.<P>He thinks the world is like a comic book? Or the comic book is exaggerated in his head?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    No flames? How dare you ask this of me?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yjybg9x

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10:29 p.m. CST

    Both, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He equates sexual acts with comic book heroism...He believes he is in the opposite world of the Marvel/DC verse where no one ever has sex...<p>And since no one has super-powers or costumed adventurers in his world, instead we have Hugh Hefners and Larry Flynts saving his young sexually awakening world...People he looks up to, like he is sure the people in the DC world look up to Superman and Spiderman...<p>I have lived an extrememly colorful and exotic sexual life...I need shit like Flick's childhood ramblings and poetic word painters who can embellish it further to comedic gold standards...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    This sounds like a setup to a porn flick.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Subs, did you ever watch the 80's HBO series...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Dream On...with Brian Benben? Same vibe...Only with comic books...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Naw, Moose...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Not 'xactly....I'd call it 'post porn'...with a superhero theme...fighting foes who dare to cock block you from your inter-dimentional destiny...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    DREAM ON!!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

    produced by john landis!!<P>whoo-hoo<P>night yall, time to have lynchian fever dreams of trolls

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    Inter-Dementia-nal destiny...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    should always remain suspect...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:01 p.m. CST

    Well, I'm having a hard time

    by Subtitles_Off

    making the leap from superheroes to wrinkled old Hugh Hefner. If the superheroes he reads about are powerful but sexless, and all the real people he sees have sex all the time but remain powerless, I'm trying to figure out what the connection is. What's this character's goal or motivation? Is he trying to sex his way to superhero-dom? <P>I never saw "Dream On." Maybe I'm missing the hook. Or, more likely, I'm just too dense tonight.<P>I couldn't make heads or tails of that last mommy-board thread, either.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Subs, Yack told me to tell you...

    by anonymoose

    ...Supernolanback is primed for BAMF!ing.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    No it isn't.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm not going anywhere near that place. It's ripe with motards and fucktards and the worst sort of riff-raff. Besides, it has to have a refresh rate as bad as The Stretchback we just left.<P>You tell Yack, he can come over here anytime he wants, but he has to leave that crowd of half-wits behind.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    second thought, it's prolly best not to mention us over there.

    by Subtitles_Off

    He'll know where to find us on his own.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    I'll hang here with Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm too high to argue tonight...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:13 p.m. CST

    Good GAWD, just poking my head in to see

    by Subtitles_Off

    what's going on over there makes me feel at risk for some sort of flesh-eating, brain-rotting virus. I can't believe The Pedalback was born from the same crowd of Nolanverse aficionados.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    What time do you work tomorrow, Cheeses?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    "Is he trying to sex his way to superhero-dom?"

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    First and foremost, yes...<p>I'll gt more detailed and we'll speak of it furthur at another time and place, like sometime when I am under 12 beers in 4.5 hours...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    Like 11 AM to 10:30 PM, Wed...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Off Thu and Fri...<p>Snow forcast for DFW on Thursday...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Alright.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We should call it a night and try to meet up back here in the morning. We should aim for 50K when more of us are present.<P>'moose? Can you be here in the morning?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    If you go to bed now, you could possibly drop

    by Subtitles_Off

    in before you go off to work?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    11:25:14 answer is directed toward 11:14:46 Question..,

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    just FYI...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Right. I'm not that dense! HA!

    by Subtitles_Off

    I think we'll hit 50K in the morning. It would be cool as hell if you and 'moose could be here. Watch for the total count for this thread to hit 439.<P>Of course, if you're not here typing, you will be here in spirit. I'll try to make sure the celebration goes all day.

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    Sounds like a plan, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    What time do you prognosticate that we'll start fucking all these chickens tomorrow morning?

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    10-ish A.M.?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:39 p.m. CST

    "See" you then.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    I'll wait for the SuBBary® to fire my first volley...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    And seriously, who fires volleys in this day and age?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:51 a.m. CST

    Morning boys (and Ess)

    by Six Demon Bag

    Well I'm glad I left that place when I did. Buncha morons... I got outta there with my sack intact and deloused before I walked in here.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Morning. I need some advice.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I can only get to work via bus, but they're operating on delays of about 45 mins. because of the snow. However, with the worst of the snow on the way later in the day, bus service will probably be suspended, stranding me without a way to get home. My question is: should I just say fuck it and tell work I can't come in?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:35 a.m. CST

    colon-EL

    by Six Demon Bag

    fuck it stay home...it is of upmost importance that we reach the 50K together.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:38 a.m. CST

    besides, my mechanic says every 50K

    by Six Demon Bag

    we need a checking, and i hear yer thorough.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Subbary®

    by Subtitles_Off

    A Brief Excursion to the Valley of the Nolan Pinheads on the Way to 50K - February 9th, 2010...Node #43897: In the wee hours, The Militant Mommies may have their first inklings of an intruder...Scorps missed the Eroto-Fest but confesses that nougat makes him sweaty...Cobra--Kai pulled the curtain back to expose the sinister forces behind Pedalback UFC®...Colon-El woke up with Dave Grohl's massive wallop ringing in his ears...D. Vader still wishes AICN would break some news as they prepare to borrow a Fanboy Bomb from Film.com...Flick don't care so much 'bout news, just bring the funny...The 13 Greatest Valentine's Day Gifts for Geeks (http://tinyurl.com/yfrb4vw)...Film.com suggests Christopher Nolan has been approached to "mentor" development of a reboot on the Superman movie franchise for Warner Brothers while his brother and David Goyer are beginning work on a third Nolanverse Batman story. I don't think anybody will blow that little bit of inconsequential nothing-fluff out of proportion, do you?...Col. and Flick find one scene to admire in SUPERMAN RETURNS, despite their increasing superhero fatigue...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: THE ROAD HOME - China's Spielberg, Zhang Yimou, directs a beautiful, gentle love story that turns into a Godzilla of a tear-jerker at the end. ★★★☆☆ ½ ...I suggest, foolishly it turns out, that AICN's thread for Film.com's Nolan non-news might be a great place for The Pedalback 50K celebration...Col. advises against it, but he's a Brandon Routh fan, so I consider his wisdom may also falter in other areas and compel a BAMF!, carelessly leading The Col. and Sixies into a trap...Flick, having stumbled upon a pretty movie poster (http://tinyurl.com/yj6ga5w), is otherwise occupied...Cobra's Pedalback UFC® Tourney enters The Quarter-Finals Round. Teddy versus Sixies in a smack-down on the streets of Shanghai. There's no time for movie-quoting as Teddy bowls another strike with his possessed ball...BAMF! to Node #43932: At first the environs seem idyllic, as we meet some old friends also vacationing on the island of Nolan and Sixies christens the place with a hearty "Bitches Leave!", but, soon, the indigenous population of Inbred Slobbering Pea-Brains That Smell Bad and Eat Brains begin hurling insult-o-spears and drooling bile, so grabbing a single treasure (http://tinyurl.com/yhmnqmf) and leaving a Sixies doppleganger behind to do battle, we BAMF!back, "wild-eyed and sweaty"...The Safeback @ Node #43897: 'moose wishes they'd adapt KINGDOM COME...The Real Sixies rescinds The Official Pedalback Oath®, ret-conning the ill-advised BAMF! out of current continuity...(Meanwhile, The Doppleganger Sixies continues his adventures in an alternate universe, assembling a rag-tag group of the shipwrecked to face the Dread Chief of Pinheads over at Noland.)...Flick predicts a future where 3D televisions and CamTech® video will cause the collapse of Western Civilization and then engages us with stories of meeting Colonel Angus (http://tinyurl.com/5hc45n)...With refresh rates generating too many awkward pauses, we decide to BAMF! again, this time choosing more wisely...I leave a note on the door, and Cobra--Kai shuts the place down...Node #43912: Learning more about Colonel Angus...49,633rd...To dot-dot-dot or not?...'moose is re-registered at The Manna Cabana† while he continues his infiltration of "Mommy.com"...Vader thinks THE WILD HUNT looks interesting - a film about LARPers who take it all too far in the woods, a kind of DELIVERANCE Meets LORD OF THE FLIES With Geeks, or An Hour At a Brand-New Nolanback (http://www.ask.com/movies/film /The-Wild-Hunt/499177)...Continuing The Pedalback UFC® Tourney Quarter-Finals, Subby (that's me!) returns Scorpio's call using some WayneTech® recording equipment that he borrowed from his good buddy Batman and avoids The Permanent Baloo...The Real Sixies makes it official and says, "Bitches leave," @ 5:50:06 P.M.... Continuing The Pedalback UFC® Tourney Quarter-Finals, the tag-team water_shits corner EssDub and move in for the kill, but a 'moose with fingers makes a last-minute save and stomps the shit out...EssDub sees TheWhitebreadPersianback returned to The Top Ten and wonders what DEƒUCK®?...Flick tells stories of his childhood, including the time when a woman got her long red fingernails on his naked grade-school boyhood...Cheeses sends an e-mail to the wrong address...ROLLING STONE'S Matt Taibbi goes undercover with The Unchristian Christians. (http://tinyurl.com/66mnxn)...'moose shares The Greatest TV Commercial Ever. (http://tinyurl.com/y9tpma9)...EssDub stakes an intellectual property claim on überboobies®...Terrible Superheroes (http://tinyurl.com/yfhj7m8)...Stephen Colbert on Sarah Palin (http://tinyurl.com/yc9h5rz)...Cheeses has an idea for a saga of superheroes and sex and satire. Of course, I'll have to have it explained to me... <P> Less than 150 posts to go to 50,000 total...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:24 a.m. CST

    Damn! I thought nothing happened yesterday!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Sound off!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Who's here this morning?<P>Col.?<P>Sixies?<P>Stabby?<P>Flick?<P>Cheeses? <P>EssDub?<P>'moose?<P>Anybody?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:36 a.m. CST

    I need to come up with a new format for Subbaries®

    by Subtitles_Off

    I used to use paragraph breaks after each item, but that just stretched the thing out. Settled on borrowing Flick's ellipses, but I think that turns it into sort of a mush that I fear might be difficult to read.<P>There's a solution somewhere, I just need to figure it out. <P>Maybe, instead of a chronological recitation of the day's big posts, I could organize them some other way?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Colonel is here!

    by ColonelFatheart

    About to go wipe off the car, though.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:51 a.m. CST

    is this another bug hunt?

    by Six Demon Bag

    and i like the chronological recap..for what its worth...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:06 a.m. CST

    phil harris is fucking dead

    by Six Demon Bag

    Discovery announced tonight that Captain Phil Harris, known to fans of Deadliest Catch as captain of the crab fishing vessel Cornelia Maria, has died. He suffered a stroke late last month while in port off-loading at St. Paul Island in Alaska. “He was more than someone on our TV screen,” according to a statement from the network, which has documented the Cornelia Marie’s adventures on the Bering Sea for five seasons on the Emmy-winning series. “Phil was a devoted father and loyal friend to all who knew him. We will miss his straightforward honesty, wicked sense of humor and enormous heart. We share our tremendous sadness over this loss with the millions of viewers who followed Phil’s every move.” <P> Harris’ sons also put out the following statement: “It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad. Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down. We will remember and celebrate his strength.”<P>maybe he can hang with the OTHER phil harris now...balooing for all eternity

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:15 a.m. CST

    You mean the other Phil Hartman?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Or was there another Phil Harris?<P>Well-done use of "balooing," I might add.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    Hehehehe. He said, "Buh, cunt."

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:22 a.m. CST

    phil harris was the voice of baloo

    by Six Demon Bag

    and the cat from aristocats...<P>RIP x 2

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Yeah, duh. I knew that.

    by Subtitles_Off

    What Dehellza® matter with me?<P>Even better use of "balooing", then, my man.<P>I think I just got Phil Hartman in my head when I first saw that obit.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Quick! what was the cat's name in ARISTOCATS.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Without looking it up.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Too slow, Romo.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Thomas O'Malley, the alley cat.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    yeah i couldnt think of his name

    by Six Demon Bag

    the cat even had a song too...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Which reminds me...

    by Subtitles_Off

    Disney Project...finished...never....what's up with that?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Pedalback Tourney. Interlude II...<p> The oak-panelled walls in the Presidential Suite of the Gentlemen's Club had been silent witness to some shady dealings before but even they had never known a gathering quite like this.<p> "So Persian, you're the one in the know now, report - who took the 'Permanent Baloo'?" Gary Oldman commanded from the head of the table.<p> Jake Gyllenhall was about to say he wasn't *actually* Persian but under Oldman's withering gaze thought better of it. "Six Demon Bag - he made quite a mess on the streets of Shanghai."<p> "Shame - I had a side-bet with Stretch that he'd win it" interrupted the weasly form of Tommy Wiseau. Oldman glared at him, and nodded for Gyllenhall to continue.<p> "TakingScorpiosCalls got a taste of his own medicine from Subtitles_Off..." Gyllenhall went on.<p> "What's his game then? What's his power?" inquired Michael Caine.<p> "Um, well. He appears to be able to do things with subtitles..." suggested Gyllenhall.<p> "Forgive me for saying so, young master" said Caine in fatherly tones "but isn't that a bit shit?"<p> "No." Oldman cut in "He is the one I fear the most. Now continue."<p> "And water_shit_anderson was stomped to death in his motel by a dancing moose. Seems like he killed his wife too before the moose got him." Gyllenhall concluded "There was something else there, a suggestion that another person had been in the room..."<p> Across the table the waitress pouring tea into Stretch Armstrong's cup spilled a little and hurried to mop it up.<p> "You're not really going to part with it if they do win are you sir?" inquired Stretch.<p> Oldman tapped the inner pocket of his tailored suit and chuckled softly, then laughed more. The others around the table joined in the laughter. Louder and heartier.<p> Bellowing megalomaniac evil laughter filled the Presidential Suite as the slender waitress carrying her tray hurried across the marble flagstones and out the door.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Cobra's cooking up something wicked.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Wicked funny!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    re: DizPro--i know i know...

    by Six Demon Bag

    what was the last one i did? beauty and the beast?<P>ill finish by the weekend...<P>but since then ive seen two of the later ones...so yeah..thats why i was delaying...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Another fight? Count me in!

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    But I will wait until the serpent finishes his before unleashing mine!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Is EssDub in cahoots with The Cabal?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Or has she, in her secret identity of mild(ish)-mannered waitress, infiltrated The Evil Lair? And, what sort of treasured Deux ex machina does Oldman carry in his pocket? A condom? A hard candy?<P>Find out in the further chapters of...The UFC Battle of The Pedalback-Friends And Oldman's Omen of Glowing Woe!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Nah, I don't think you got as far as BEAST.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I don't even think you got to MERMAID, yet. Unless I missed a couple.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Hehe, I'm going down the dojo for some sparring now but will continue towards the exciting conclusion when I return...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Cobes, I'm dropping the

    by Subtitles_Off

    UFC tag. This is more of an epic saga. Whereas, UFC was sort of a nod to 'Lop's original inspiration, we're into more of a wide-ranging, inter-publisher crossover type thing here. You have to give it a title.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    beast...

    by Six Demon Bag

    i remember doing "dancing cutlery and silverware"

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    by Six Demon Bag

    i definitely did MERMAID...cause i remember doing ...DOWN UNDER

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:01 a.m. CST

    subs

    by Six Demon Bag

    troubles brewing in the TOYBack..EssDub is about to unleash milk

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    I'm open to suggestions...?<p> Perhaps 'War Of The Pedalback' written ominously in old type calligraphy. Maybe simply 'Pedalbacker' with all the cast in action move ensemble poses?<p> Or I do like 'Oldman's Game', has a sort of cold-war thriller feel to it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Bet little boys will see the words "Disney" and "Prince"

    by FeralAngel

    And think "gay". And avoid this movie like Kyle avoids Cartman. And as for this big boy, I say it looks like yet another Indiana Jones Clone, and I say to hell with it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Yeah, I seem to remember talking about

    by Subtitles_Off

    singing china sets, too, but I think that was in reference to Cocteau's movie which I said surprised me because it had magic silverware in it, too. I really don't remember you doing MERMAID. We'll have to check.<P>Do you have any idea what side street we were on when you stopped? It was before New Year's, I think.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    WHERE THE HELL IS FLICK OR STABBY AND

    by Subtitles_Off

    HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE THE COL. TO SWEEP A FUCKING CAR?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    by Six Demon Bag

    Beats the shit outta me...maybe caineback?...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Nah. You started it after we returned to

    by Subtitles_Off

    Nolan3Dback, but I don't remember if you finished it there. Hell, I can't even remember where we went after that. I have to follow breadcrumbs in reverse.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    next time we BAMPF...

    by Six Demon Bag

    after the bitches leave..we should put which node we came from....in case we ever wanted to...y'know, PedalBack

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    What's EssDub yelling at Vades for?

    by Subtitles_Off

    She's a quick-tempered one, she is.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    I'm back.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I had some other nonsense to tend to. I like what Cobes is doing. How about "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Wars" for a title?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    I usually take care of that in the Subbary®, Sixies.

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's how I was able to find all the parts to Cobra's epic on-goer. I've got that collected, and I've got all the Batmanster / Battmansuturo / Batlander collected. But, like Cobra pointed out yesterday, so much as just been lost to internet limbo.<P>If I had had any idea we'd be doing this after eight months, I'd've kept better track of it from the start!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:23 a.m. CST

    I like it, Col.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We'll suggest it to him when he comes back.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Sixies, whatever happened over in the NolanSupesBatBack?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Did Fett ever respond? Did you continue to chop heads?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Fett's running that joint, Col.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Unless you really have an enlarged sock for Superman and/or Nolan, I'd steer clear of that one.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    * has just been lost *

    by Subtitles_Off

    savagedave used to collect stuff off The Pedalback, too. If / when we catch up with him, we should ask him what he's got.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    I chopped fukken heads! Dammit!

    by Six Demon Bag

    Then liberal warrior came outta no where to attempt a side swipe... Fail.<p>conti tried to give history lessons to no avail..,

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    ...AAAAHHH! I FORGOT...WHAT'S THE NUMBER?!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...do I have time to catch up?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    I have the PB bookmarked at home

    by Six Demon Bag

    That's a start right... I'm not gonna be able to sleep til we figure what's what.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:37 a.m. CST

    It's about time! We've got fewer than 100 posts to go.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    You got time.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Cobra--Kai wrote an interlude. scroll up and check that out.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    GODDAMN. I got sidetracked in that Toy Story melée

    by ScaryWaitress

    I'm here, though. Whew! Did I miss 50K?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Yeah, what IS EssDub yelling at me for?

    by D.Vader

    Color me confused, but I guess she's in a foul mood this morning. Or showing her true colors.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    We haven't had any

    by Subtitles_Off

    Colonel Angus this morning yet.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Whatever it was, you're both here now

    by Subtitles_Off

    where it's nice and warm. Pedalback Rule 3.7.1: We leave that other shit outside the door.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:42 a.m. CST

    41811

    by Six Demon Bag

    PB 1.0

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Everybody scroll up and check out Cobra's interlude.

    by Subtitles_Off

    EssDub is spying on The Cabal. And Oldman has something up his slee...um, in his pocket.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    From there, Sixies, we went to Spider-man 4 / 5 .

    by Subtitles_Off

    And then Nolan in 3D (I think). Then Caine. Then back to 3D (maybe).

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Oh come ON, D.Vader...

    by ScaryWaitress

    you were being totally condescending in there. You don't call someone out for not liking a movie like that and NOT expect reprisal... especially if that someone is me. Puh-leese. <P> And, that wasn't yelling. You should know what my yelling sounds like by now. ☺

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    EssDub--did you get the quote from me?

    by Six Demon Bag

    im framing your dissertation..<P>hugs.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    Uhhh, why don't you reread that post. I didn't call you out...

    by D.Vader

    ... for not liking the movie. I was calling you out and telling you my opinion. Nowhere did I insult you or pretend that your opinion was inferior. <p> In fact, I guess I did the exact same thing YOU did in your post and stated my opinion as if it *were* fact bc neither of us used the phrase "I think..." before we went on opinionating. <p> You said "Toy Story 2 is Pixar's (worst movie)". I said "Toy Story 2 is fantastic." <p> See that? No insults there. I merely called you out bc we're friends here on the Pedalback. But for some reason you take it as an insult and proceed to rip me a new one with your holier-than-thou attitude, as if I said "MY OPINION IS THE FINAL WORD", pretending that you're not stooping to the same level you perceived me to be at. <p> Sorry, but I don't take kindly to random outbursts directed at me like that, especially when its undeserved, and especially when the other person doesn't want to play by his or her own "rules".

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    ..."but isn't that a bit shit?"

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:51 a.m. CST

    trying to load PB 1.0

    by Six Demon Bag

    taking forever at work...not even gonna try iPhone.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:52 a.m. CST

    ...HEY [throws bucket of cold water] take that shit...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...outside you two.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:52 a.m. CST

    D... we don't bring that here. You want to duke it out,

    by ScaryWaitress

    go back there. I'm not doing this here. That's the last I'm talking about this in here. <P> Honoring Subs request here. He keeps the order. Respect.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Vades! Leave it at the door!

    by Subtitles_Off

    It's all a big misunderstanding. sarcasm, enthusiasm, strong opinionating - it's all too easy to misinterpret on the internet.<P>No big whoop. Smile and shake hands, or I'm gonna use pilfered Waynetech to noogie you into a coma.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:55 a.m. CST

    ...mostly I just wanted to get Scary's uniform wet.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    *Drenched*

    by D.Vader

    Well I'm over there too ready to talk.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    no need, Sixies. PB 2.0 = 42071

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    PB 3.0 = 42153

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    beauty and the beast is in 42153

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Nah, Vades. Both of you stay here.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Where we're partying.<P>If you're good I might show you my<P> ( ☉ )( ☉ )

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:01 a.m. CST

    ...the thing is, we all have different personae out there...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...on the front page. Scary is a bit of a berserker, as her name implies.<P>I like to lob feces-grenades from time to time...it's all in good fun though.<P>Must watch out for friendly fire and not take it too seriously.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Subs, ohmigod, put those AWAY.

    by ScaryWaitress

    We all need to be a lot drunker before we start whipping THOSE out. Besides, I'm saving my milkshake for the Final Showdown.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Wait a minute... are there muliple PB's?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Or are we scouting?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Yeah, cool it you two.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm not in the mood to see an impromptu hate fuck. Wait, did I just say that? Snow days do something to my head. <p> IIIIIII just wanna cel-e-braaate ... cel-e-braaate.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    EIssDub

    by Subtitles_Off

    In honor of 50K, Sixies and I decided to back-pedal and track down all the nodes that make up the entirety of The Pedalback, from last June-ish to now.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    we're PBn to find something old...

    by Six Demon Bag

    PB 1.0 is ground zero.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Set it off on the left y'all set it off on the right - set it of

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    whats caineback?

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    PB 4.0 = #42455

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    PB 5.0 (a slight return) back to #42153

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Caineback is 4.0 (Node #42455)

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    is that caineback..

    by Six Demon Bag

    5.0 is 43389

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    At least i didn't whip out

    by Subtitles_Off

    an abomination like 'Lop did the other day.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Jeez, how many of them were there?

    by D.Vader

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    6.0

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Nope, Sixies. After caineback we returned to

    by Subtitles_Off

    nolan3Dback. I'm counting that as 5.0.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Lettuce say 43389 is 6.0

    by Subtitles_Off

    Cool?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    caineback is 42445

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:12 a.m. CST

    7.0 = 43590

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    7.0---43590

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    ...in an hour or so my neighbor is coming over to help...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...install a 300lb. Victorian cast iron radiator from the 1800's.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    8.0 = 43636 (ah, Mila)

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    i love OCD

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    9.0 = 43736 (NOWHERE BOY)

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    10.0 = 43784 (Wiseau)

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    11.--43854

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    ...and no, that's not a euphemism.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Guys... we get it... There are lots of them.

    by ScaryWaitress

    So many threads that could not contain the PB. But come on... we can't hit 50K rehashing the past. THE FUTURE is all that matters.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    11.0 = 43854 (The Dude)

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    12.0 = 43897 (Streeeeeeetch)

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Which brings us here to LUCKY Pedalback 13.0 and

    by Subtitles_Off

    50K in 50 more posts!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    A Victorian radiator?

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's a blast from the past! Get it?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    thats wasnt as bad as i thiought...

    by Six Demon Bag

    PB 1.0--41811<P> PB 2.0--42071<P> PB 3.0--42153<P> PB 4.0--42445<P> PB 5.0--42153 (a true PB!)<P> PB 6.0--43389<P> PB 7.0--43590<P> PB 8.0--43636<P> PB 9.0--43736<P> PB 10.0--43784<P> PB 11.0--43854<P> PB 12.0--43897<P> PB 13.0--43912

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST

    "Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won;

    by ColonelFatheart

    here's to America's colors, the colors that never run."

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Queen Victoria? Great Queen, or Greatest Queen?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I miss The Crazy Brits.<P>Pour a little on the ground for absent homies.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    may the wings of liberty never lose a feather

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    I can't believe EssDub didn't want to see my

    by Subtitles_Off

    ( ☉ )( ☉ )<P>I've been bench-pressing like a merfer for those peckies.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:25 a.m. CST

    "How's that hopey-changey stuff workin' out for ya?"

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Vicki would get bitch-slapped by Liz the First.

    by ScaryWaitress

    You all know it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:25 a.m. CST

    ...I think I could make a tournament surprise...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...comeback. <P> I'm thinking that Scorpio's call melted my brain...but Scorpio's wasn't the only call on my mind that day.<P>I say Scorpio's death call melded and transmogrified with The Voice of Rhona Mitra...turning me into an unstoppable poo flinging, English schoolteacher voiced zombie.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Yeah, Flick, and you're merging with all the other

    by Subtitles_Off

    losing combatatants, so the poo your flinging is water_shit.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Subs... then they should look like [ ☉ ][ ☉ ]

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    I LIKE this for the sequel!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Baby, we got ourselves a franchise!!!!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST

    We all know the Greatest Queen

    by ColonelFatheart

    was the one that put out "A Night at the Opera."

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Sarah Palin is a F*CKING RETARD.

    by ScaryWaitress

    You know, for kids!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Sacary - you picked the wrong Vader to fuck with

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    It was white_vader who said "(yes Scary Waitress, it's pretty much universally acknowledged as) one of the best sequels ever. So settle down dude, it's easy to see how Profit got some wires crossed."

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Yeah, like my abba-dabbas.

    by Subtitles_Off

    [__][__]<P> [__][__]<P> [__][__]

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ " I've paid my dues" ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ "Time after time" ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Unbound"

    by ColonelFatheart

    That's for the sequel.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ " I've served my sentence" ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ "But committed no crime" ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    ...I'm so proud of ToddleraPoo. We were in Toys r...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Us yesterday, and she pointed at a Buzz Lightyear doll and yelled..."LOOK!...IT'S SAMURAI JACK!!".<P>That's my girl.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Sarah Palin IS a fucking retard!

    by Subtitles_Off

    You know, for EMPHASIS!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Subs

    by Six Demon Bag

    When did we rounds about fleetwood and MJ? 1.0?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    HA! Keep her clear of the Sesame Street aisle.

    by Subtitles_Off

    She'll start [bleep]ing!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Yeah, that was 1.0, Sixies. That's how we bonded.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ " And bad mistakes" ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    ...ha, you're not kidding.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Sarah Palin is a retard, yes, but she is the face

    by ColonelFatheart

    of a recurring strain of American fascism. I laugh at her with a twinge of fear in my gut.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ " I've made a few" ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ " I've had my share of sand kicked in my face" ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ "But I've pulled through" ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    She's too stupid to do any damage, but

    by Subtitles_Off

    the thing they find to slog around in her wake will end up running the country finally into the gutter once and forever.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    I'm just gonna sit back, now and watch awhile.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Will it be Flick, EssDub, Sixies, Col, Vader,

    by Subtitles_Off

    or, is a shadowy figure waiting in the shadows, um, where shadows hide because, well, it's shadowy?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress, you and I can agree on that one

    by D.Vader

    (The Sarah Palin remark)

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:44 a.m. CST

    or, did my Queen singing scare everyone out of here?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Hello?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    ...Colonel, did you see the DUNE/QUEEN musical...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...remake that Cobra, HarryCalder, and I had planned?<P>The one with Freddie Mercury starring as the Kwisatz HadeROCK! and ruling the trippy spice planet AROCK!is?<P>The theme song was to be a We Will Rock you type number with sand thumpers instead of drums.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    ♪ ♫ "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS" ♪ ♫

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    EssDub

    by Six Demon Bag

    Now that I got the pb tally outta the way... I really don't think pixar entering shrek territory...their films are timeless and devoid of any pop culture refs... Which are basically what DW anis are...TS will be as relevant 60 years from now

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Yes, I did see that, Flick. I'd kill to live on AROCK!is.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Here's hoping one of you hits the lottery so you can bankroll a production.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    ME! ME! ME! I got all dressed up for this!

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    50000TH!!!!!!!!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Congratulations, Flick! Speech. Speech.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:55 a.m. CST

    50000 does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Oh yes. It does.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Sixies, I agree with the details of that.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I only meant Shrek territory in the sense that they could be straying into the beat-a-franchise-like-a-piñata-till-money-stops-coming-out territory, à la Disney. NOT that TS was like Shrek in content.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:55 a.m. CST

    I don't even know what AROCK!is is.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I demand a re-count! Somebody's chad musta been dangling!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Mother pus bucket !

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    ...that was me? Damn...uh, I'd like to thank...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...ToddleraPoo, whose existence allows/forces me to hang out here all day. I'd like to thank my agent and the econoly...for letting work get so slow as to allow me to hang out here all day...<P>I'd like to thank...oh, sorry. Gotta make a PB&J real quick...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    You know, Cobes, if

    by Subtitles_Off

    we kept it going 'til Comic-Con, I bet we'd be at 100K by then.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Sixies, I thought for sure you'd realize

    by Subtitles_Off

    I was setting you up for it. You just kind of went back to work or something there for ten minutes.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    ...I'd like to thank the doctor lady with the looong...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...blood red nails.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    The FACKING econoly.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I mean, she's very, very pretty, but she can't act. She was atrocious in HULK.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Gotta say I'm not a big fan of the TOY STORY movies.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I like them okay, but I don't see them as classics.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Subs... pls don't say 100k right now. That's like standing exhausted and half-dead on top of K2 and saying 'hey look over at Everest, who fancies a walk?!'

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    ...^for making me the man I am today.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:01 p.m. CST

    I'd like to thank Gabriella of The Mud

    by Subtitles_Off

    for letting you run away that one time she had you cornered in the school-yard behind the fence.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    No I had to run to the bank

    by Six Demon Bag

    And grab a bite...I had a blast regardless...now Ess has a lot of catching up to...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Cobes.

    by Subtitles_Off

    If you remember I was impressed, all out of bounds, by 5000.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Wow. I'm so honored to ba a part of PB,

    by ScaryWaitress

    on such a hallowed day. *sniff* It's so *sniff* beautiful...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    ...I'd like to thank God, who apparently loves Pedalback...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...but forgot to watch over Haiti...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:09 p.m. CST

    That's what she said,

    by Subtitles_Off

    as she clutched the gold trophy so tightly to her bosom it tug a portion of the designer gown she wore just so as to reveal the splendid nipple of her right breast. Oblivious to the swell of violins from the orchestra pit below, she continued to thank acting teachers, friends from grade school, her heavenly father, Jesus Christ, and forty-six other people besides her husband. As the audience stirred uncomfortably in the seats, both at home and in the auditorium, one witness cocked his shades at an angle to focus on a clearer view.<P>"Nice knackers, there, hehehe," snorted Jack Nicholson from the front row.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:09 p.m. CST

    ...that Of The Mud episode morrors the Doctorlady...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...incident...I see a symmetry, a pattern developing here...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Thats cool Sacary

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    btw - Amoebas don't follow rules, we make them. <p>

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Speaking of errands, I'm way-late for a few.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Keep the party going while I'm away.<P>Be back.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:13 p.m. CST

    In honor of-- I ask that that you take

    by Six Demon Bag

    A moment to wander into PB1.0 and laugh at how young and naive we were. Fir now we are devo! And we've picked up a few gooder-boobers, lost a few, harrycalder who?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    ...yeah, I've got to get the place ready for radiator...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...installation.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Milestones always make me melancholy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    [sniff]<P>Cobes, it's up to you to make us laugh with some more epic throw-downs.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Shed no tears.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I have shit to do, too.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Pedalback Tourney. Semi-Finals. Subtitles_Off vs anonymoose vs Scary Waitress vs TedKordLives.<p> Subs walked into the dimly lit alley. This was the time and it was the place.<p> "I know you're here" he shouted "I've got 2 kilos of semtex rammed up my ass and im not afraid to use it". Subs wielded the red-buttoned detonator, showing it to no one in particular.<p> "Better be careful with that thing" said a chirpy voice from above him. On a rusted steel fire escape sat TedKordLives, bowling ball in his lap.<p> Next to Subs the large trash bin, unleashing a rotten smell. Subs was suprised to see a moose pop his head up. "Hello" it said.<p> Subs heard the clack of high heels and sashaying down the alley towards him the backlight lit up the curvaceous form a woman dressed as a waitress. "Glad you came" she said.<p> The three figures stood in front of Subs. "So if you're not here to kill me... what defuck do you want?" he asked, still holding the detonator.<p> "To open your eyes" growled Moose.<p> "Yeah. Oldman's been playing us all along" said Ted.<p> "What?" quizzed Subs.<p> Scary Waitress handed him a sheet of paper, on it were a familiar list of names; Cobra--Kai, Six Demon Bag, ColonelFatheart, Flickapoo, Stabby, and many more. Subs saw his own name and those of the three before him on the list.<p> "This is Oldman's list. Explained Scary. A list of the most hardcore motherfuckers on the planet. The pedalbackers. Don't you see - these are the people he wants hammered. He wants us gone, and he used *us* to make that happen."<p> "Sonnuvabitch." said Subs.<p> "But there's going to be payback" said Ted "we're taking the fight to Oldman."<p> "You're joking right?" said Subs "If you had every guy on this list you might have a chance, and I stress *might* - just you three, that's suicide. What you got against Oldman anyway?"<p> "I am from a long line of 'bowlers', we fight evil wherever we find it. And there is no greater evil than Oldman and his cohorts." Ted was the first to speak.<p> "I am the last of my kind, thanks to Oldman and his associate Michael Caine. My family used to live in Burma and our greatest joy was collecting gem stones from the humans. Dad once found a ruby as big as my hoof. And we'd throw them in the river. What great days they were. But then Caine came. He burned down the jungle and my family with it. So I entered this tournament with one purpose. To kill Michael Caine."<p> Finally Scary spoke. "I used to be nicknamed 'Friendly Waitress'. That was before Stretch Armstrong came into the restaurant. They shouldn't have called him Stretch - letch woulda been more suitable. His hands were everywhere. I tried to go hide in the stock room but his arms stretched round there too and groped me up. Urgh. After that day I changed. I don't really want to be Scary anymore - I want to be Friendly again. And the only way I can mend myself is to break Stretch Armstrong."<p> "Nice stories" said Subs "but me, im just in it for the prize. Okay. Fuck it. I like you guys. Let's get Oldman!"<p> 'The dude' put down his binoculars on the rooftop ledge, stubbed out a joint and picked up his radio. "Boss, they're coming."<p> Result = All-star Alliance!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Stabby check this out. I found it going back over the Pb's

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba Aug 30th, 2009 11:12:08 AM<p> I agree that Batman considers himself a very moral figure - he is Beat man, and certainly above the un-groovy criminals he apprehends. I think the ambiguity comes in when trying to separate the juvenile comic book portrayal of the last 60 years, with an updated more adult themed portrayal. Be it in the movies or comics. <p> See, man; Batdudes 'tude is one that aspires to a moral high ground to show that no matter the circumstance, Batdude will not lower himself to the level of his foes. While that is all hunky dory in the world of juvie comics - and I say juvie because comics have matured overall, but some still hang on to outdated juvie ideals, it don't cut the blue cheese in a world that is not so black and white - i.e. juvie. <p> Now this brings me to Toadkillers argument - while I agree that it is outside the scope of the juvie comic world, it is not outside the scope of a more mature themed comics. See, Bats is nutz. Dude is obsessed and haunted. He holds onto his tenuous grip on sanity by doing what Toad said: Taking an attitude or position to an extreme i.e having an extreme vanity. Or like what the Operative of the Continent said: Dogma. If he thinks he is no better than his foes - and the major thing that separates them is his not killing them (because he employs all kinds of 'criminal' methods to apprehend them or get them to talk), then his carefully constructed world crumbles. Tres Uncool. <p> Now is where it gets hinky. By not doing something, he is actually doing something. By not killing or permanently imprisoning them, he insures they will do it again. I think for purpose of this discussion we have to venture beyond the Nolan film, and look at the history of Bats and Joker, and all other psycho criminals he has faced. <p> The Operative of the Continent said it best: If Joker gave Bats a remote that would blow Joker straight to hell, but by failing to push it Joker would kill thousands, bats would be paralysed. He would not push it, and thousands would die. That is not an end justifies means, it is a man justifying his existence his belief he is better than the criminals at the expense of thousands dying. <p> I like a moral Batman, but I can see the other argument very well.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    Then you replied...

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Dirk<p> by Stabby Aug 30th, 2009 12:09:24 PM<p> Your post, which does a good job of explaining the argument, seems to reinforce my position. I agree that Batdudes sanity is tenuous at best and that is why it is so crucial for him to stick to his moral code. I always believed that Bruce Wayne is a seriously underdeveloped man child who has dedicated his life to one thing: justice. While he works outside of the legal system he also works with it and because of men like Commissioner he has not completely given up on it. The Batman who won't kill is Nolan's Batman. I guess toadkiller does not agree with how Nolan has portrayed Batman then. The brilliance of what Nolan has done is evident is the fact that we can have such an argument about morality regarding a Superhero movie.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Then I replied...

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Cool Stabs! by Dirk_The_Amoeba Aug 30th, 2009 12:17:19 PM You are Beat man. One cool daddio. Methinks there are more levels of the argument to be explored, but I will leave that to people with more vested interest in doing so. I'm gonna sip some lemonade and play canasta!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Dirk's Recap of the epic node 42153

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Dirk's TB Recap<p> by Dirk_The_Amoeba Sep 4th, 2009 11:53:12 AM<p> First few Hundred posts: IMAX yes! IMAX Suck! <p> Second few hundred posts: BM ( Batman not Bowel Movement) has great rogues gallery! Joseph Gordon Levitt for Joker! <p> Next few hundred posts: Joseph Gordon Levitt sucks! Joseph Gordon Levitt for Emperor of Universe! <p> Next few Hundred posts: Sleep. Sleep. Sleep... BAMMO! Batman psycho! No he's not! Yes he is! Your momma! Your porcupine! I'm leaving! Good riddance! <p> Next Few hundred posts: Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Snooooooore!...BAMMO! Superhero Orgy at Starks! Super Pussy! Evolutionary Pussy! Pussy galore (she was not invited). No Wolverine! Fisting! Nostrils raped! <p> Next few hundred posts...To go where no geek has gone before

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    FUCKING EPIC, Cobes.

    by ScaryWaitress

    [rubbing hands together] This is gonna be sweeeeeet.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Fucking dancer!

    by Six Demon Bag

    A twist!!!!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Why even bother watching the trailer?

    by AsimovLives

    It's a Jerry Bruckheimer movie. Even in the trailers they look over-expensive and dumb.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    poptart's in the Cabana holding his own. I'm so proud of him.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 1:21 p.m. CST

    I haven't bothered watching the trailer.

    by anonymoose

    I'll probably end up seeing it with friends, though.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Hi Asi... and that's just ONE of MANY reasons

    by ScaryWaitress

    this movie already pisses me off.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    whos doing the score?

    by Six Demon Bag

    zimmer, glennie-smith...ot jabbawowski?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    gregson williams

    by Six Demon Bag

    typical...yawn

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Shit, I say "Mother Pus Bucket" all the time!

    by D.Vader

    And I get very weird looks from my girlfriend when I do.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:02 p.m. CST

    The Dude is part of The Cabal?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Say it ain't so, Cobes!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Fucking germs.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Trying to spread. Anybody got some Ly-Sol®?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    I've never said, "Mother Pus Bucket!"

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm going to seek the first opportunity and scream it to the heavens.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:27 p.m. CST

    I DO come from a long line of bowlers....

    by TedKordLives

    So just watch out!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Hey Teddy!

    by Subtitles_Off

    50K<P>6:51:18

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Do it Subs

    by D.Vader

    You'll feel much much better when you do.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    try to scream it at a giant marshmallow man

    by Six Demon Bag

    dressed like a sailor

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Well, there might not be much opportunity for that.

    by Subtitles_Off

    They sort of all stay toward the east coast. Giant marshmallow men are fairly elitist like that.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Yo Subs, gang.

    by TedKordLives

    6:51:18

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Hey! Pretty soon we can tell The Pinheads on

    by Subtitles_Off

    Nolan Island to swab our pus bucket.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Sixies, did you settle on your weekend Netflix rents?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    "NOBODY steps on a Pedalback in my town!"

    by TedKordLives

    1...2...3...ROAST HIM!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Did we hit 50k yet?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    New The Last Airbender trailer up

    by D.Vader

    At Yahoo Movies, if anyone is interested. Expect AICN to pick it up on Friday. <p>http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810071569/video/18070297/

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Col. @ 11:50:23.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I thought you were there.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    You were there in spirit.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    WHAT. THE. FUCK?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/y8sdk4n <P> "Who would've known that the most eurotrashy part of Europe was actually South Africa."

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Pedalback Tourney. The Final. Subtitles_Off, anonymoose, Scary Waitress, TedKordLives vs Gary Oldman.<p> "So this is where we find Oldman??" gasped Subtitles_Off, staring up at the imposing gothic mansion on the hill.<p> "Yes" said Ted "him and Caine bought 'Wayne Manor'. They used their ill-gotten gains from The Dark Knight to buy the house where they shot it."<p> "Tonight Caine will know pain" snorted Moose.<p> "Im ready" said Scary adjusting her boobs.<p> "Ok let's do this" said Subs and the four of them marched side by side up the long and winding road to Oldman's lair.<p> The large door to the manor creaked open and moose peered around. "Looks like we caught Oldman napping" moose whispered as they crept into the darkened hallway "hey, I might even suprise sex him in his sleep. That'll teach him.."<p> Suddenly the lights came on dazzling bright! From both side of the hall figures stepped out from behind the pillars. From the end above the grand staircase came the sound of a slow hand clap. Gary Oldman stood there on the balcony looking down with a victorious expression.<p> "You fuckin amateurs" he said "you thought you could waltz in and take me? Even now you're just standing there clocking me. You don't see my men moving into position around you. You don't see.. whoa those are some big titties" Oldman's monologue was temporarily distracted by Scary Waitress. "Bring that one to me. Prepare her for my pleasure."<p> The villains encircled them. Scary saw Stretch Armstrong's leering face as his arm stretched towards her. Moose saw Michael Caine grinning in victory. Subs saw they were outnumbered "They've even got Tobey Maguire" he muttered to Ted.<p> "I am *not* fucking Tobey Maguire!" whined Jake Gyllenhall.<p> "You want these?" said Scary ripping apart her blouse and exposing her wobbling breasts. Stretch grinned and pulled her in closer towards him like an octopus with its prey. "Then have 'em motherfucker!" she screamed squeezing her tits hard and sending two milky jets into Stretch's leering mouth.<p> Stretch's head exploded in a milky mess, stunning the entire room and Scary wiped her mouth "that's how we do things on the mommy board!"<p> "ATTACK!" shouted moose and charged at Caine. Ted swung his bowling ball into the face of 'the dude' knocking out his front teeth. Subs got tackled to the ground by Jake Gyllenhall. "Why are you dressed as Aladdin?" grunted Subs as Gyllenhall wrestled him. "I am *not* Aladdin, i'm The Prince Of... oh never mind!"<p> "You need to be taught some manners" said Caine as moose charged him. Caine deftly side-stepped the charge and tripped Moose to the ground with his walking cane. Caine drew back the handle of the cane revealing a rapier. He stabbed it at the fallen moose who wasn't quick enough to dodge. It spiked through his stomach causing moose to howl in pain.<p> "Moose" shouted Ted and bowled his ball at Caine. Caine dived to avoid it, clattering into a suit of Armor and knocking it over. This was all the time moose needed, he leapt to his feet and although the blood flowed freely from his wound he stomped his hoof down between Caine's legs. The old man's balls made a satisfying squishing noise as they were crushed to jelly. "You weren't meant to blow my bloody balls off" moaned Caine through his pain, before moose put him out of his misery with a mighty stomp to the skull.<p> Moose turned around triumphantly. He had avenged his family. Bang. A bullet ripped into his chest. Bang. Another and another.<p> Tommy Wiseau held up the little beretta nervously as the moose turned on him, striding towards him. He fired off his remaining rounds into mooses flesh and then moose reached him. With one last effort moose kicked his hoof high into Wiseau's chin. Wiseau's jaw and indeed lower face were ripped off and flew across the hall like a soccer ball.<p> Moose fell to the ground and snorted his last breath, he looked around and saw Subs being throttled by Gyllenhall. Ted was swiping his ball through thin air as he tried vainly to strike the Armageddon-back and Scary Waitress was being carried away up the staircase by Gary Oldman and 'the dude'.<p> Was this how it all ends...?<p> *to be continued*

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST

    I just love m&ms after they've been in the

    by ColonelFatheart

    freezer a while.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Vades.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I still have some affection for M. Night, so I'm curious, but that still doesn't look like anything an old man would really get into.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    missed ya tedders

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Oh crap!

    by ColonelFatheart

    I ducked out for a bit. Goddamn it. Congrats Mr. Poo, wherever you are ...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    subs

    by Six Demon Bag

    yeah i got CRANK 1 and 2 tonight...<P>and then if all goes well i should have THIS IS IT on saturday along with the bonus disc<P>its gonna be peachy keen!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    bronson's got a short wait...

    by Six Demon Bag

    and black dynamite is next week

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    "I am NOT Tobey fucking Maguire!"

    by Subtitles_Off

    HA!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    The dream lives on, though.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Here's to 50k! And may many more ks follow!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    50k does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Damn... that is without doubt the longest post i've ever (or probably will ever!) do on aicn.<p> I'm doing it for you Pedalback! You cruel mistress.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Epic, Cobes. Just epic.

    by Subtitles_Off

    "Why are you dressed as a Persian?"<P>I need to BabelFish me some Arabic swear words and waste that merfer.<P>'moose went out like a FACKING BEAST!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    you guys brought up DREAM ON last night

    by Six Demon Bag

    that reminded me of MIND OF A MARRIED MAN..has anyone seen that?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    * dressed as Aladdin *

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    To be honest Sixies, I needed a break.

    by TedKordLives

    Looks like I came back at a good time, tho.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Please tell me Oldman's wearing his Dracula wig.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Please, please, please.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:03 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by AsimovLives

    Isn't that the truth, friend?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Hiya, Asi!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:04 p.m. CST

    subs

    by Six Demon Bag

    which one--the brown one or the white scary one?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    Gregson Williams, i fucking hate that fucking hack

    by AsimovLives

    For me, he's as detestable a composer as Michael Bay as a director. That fucker can kiss my ass!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    I guess the Dude DON'T abide, huh?

    by TedKordLives

    Eat that, you white russian drinking fuck!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:05 p.m. CST

    I enjoy the show, Subs

    by D.Vader

    Its a pretty great and original action show for kids, so I've got high hopes for the movie.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    The white one.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Subtitles_Off

    by AsimovLives

    My man, how are you? So, you finally mannaged to escape the thralls of the Batman related threads? I guess your escape from them was worthy of the finalle of THE PRISIONER.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Goddam Cobes, that was awesome.

    by TedKordLives

    And not just because I'm one of the final four.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Cool, Vades. I've never seen an episode, but that

    by Subtitles_Off

    little kid in the trailer with the glowing arrow on his head did strike a chord, so I must be somewhat familiar with it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    we're about to reach critical mass.

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Oldman as Dracula

    by ColonelFatheart

    Any way we can make that happen again?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Six Demon Bag

    by AsimovLives

    My major problem with Coppola and Oldman's Dracula movie is that they forgot to make it scary. Kinda like a no-no for a Dracula movie, don't you think? You know, it's almost as bad as not even trying to make an intelligent, thematic, topical Star Trek movie. What's the point?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    How can you hate Harry Gregson Williams?

    by D.Vader

    After: <p>Antz <p> Team America (great spoof of big-budget Hans Zimmer type scores) <p>Shrek (the theme, the one that Fiona sings to the birds) <p>Kingdom of Heaven <p> He's no James Newton Howard but I certainly wouldn't call him a hack, Asimov.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Nah, Asi. This is still The Pedalback.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We've just separated from The Nolanverse. And, having nursed three threads to 10K, we don't feel we need to do that each and every time anymore. We sneak around kamikaze-style, now.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    fuck avatar!

    by Six Demon Bag

    <br><P><br><br><P><br><br><P><br><br><P><br>the last airbender

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    That was the 50,000th post I was hoping for, Sixies.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Better late than never.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    whoops.

    by Six Demon Bag

    i left my BR dangling for all to see..<P>my face is red and my hands are full.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:13 p.m. CST

    I thought Coppola's Dracula was scary

    by D.Vader

    Seeing that giant Man-Bat spit at the cross to make it burn, werewolf rape, exploding blood fountains, Dracula's wives about to eat a baby, and crazy Gary Oldman stabbing a giant cross with a sword and shouting in some unintelligible language scared me when I was younger. <p> Its got loads of atmosphere, you gotta give it that at least.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    asi

    by Six Demon Bag

    i dont remember the source book being that scary either...<P>i thought it was a good adaptation

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Not in the same league as TIME AFTER TIME

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    It had 100th of the budget of this Cgi 300 Wannabe. YAWNNNNNNN

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    See, Vades, I respectfully disagree.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I saw all that stuff, as well as the entirety of Keanu and Winona's performances, to be high camp.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    The best stuff in that belonged to Tom Waits.

    by Subtitles_Off

    It's probably the age thing, again.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:18 p.m. CST

    VING RHAMES TO HIS AGENT...."GET ME OUT THE TRUCK THIS TIME"

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    1st one was great. 2nd rivalled Highlander2 for WTF moment. 3rd was much better. Bring back De Palma and Jon Voight!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Every once in awhile some noob will come in

    by Subtitles_Off

    and make a perfectly reasonable remark about PRINCE OF PERSIA, and since I've already forgotten where we are, I wonder what DEƒUCK® they're on about.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:21 p.m. CST

    'Sup, Teddy?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Coppola's DRACULA

    by ColonelFatheart

    was a watershed moment for me. Lugosi's DRACULA was like a holy text for me as a younger boy. Chaste but cool. Then along comes Coppola's super sexed-up version right around the time I started whacking off in earnest. It seemed appropriate that Drac would serve as yet another guidepost in my youth.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Doing my thing, Subby.

    by TedKordLives

    Shakin' the pillars of heaven, same as it ever was.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Is Mr.Kyle from STAR TREK 2 still in this?

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    "You're error Mr.Kyle?" "NO MISTER SPOCK!"

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    I stumbled onto...

    by anonymoose

    ...Lady Gaga music videos on YouTube. I've never seen one. I'm entranced. God help me.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Teddy,

    by Subtitles_Off

    are you hip to the whole Captain America comic thing? If yes, do you think that means good things or bad things for The Return of The One, True, Only Batman?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    i thought DRACULA was sexy

    by Six Demon Bag

    and gaga too...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Hopkins' performance was pure smoked ham.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Just as tasty, too.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    God help us, if you start linking us to Lady GooGoo.

    by Subtitles_Off

    God help me, anyway.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    If you liked Hopkins in Dracula, it looks like

    by Subtitles_Off

    he's been asked to do a similar schtick in THE WOLFMAN.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Hopkins owned the Van Helsing role.

    by TedKordLives

    He was so casual about the whole thing. I loved it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:30 p.m. CST

    As for atmosphere, I thought Brannagh did a

    by Subtitles_Off

    better job with Frankenstein, although that one doesn't hold up to a second viewing where Coppola's Dracula might, provided you're in the mood for some silly.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    This is like something out of a nightmare...

    by anonymoose

    ...after playing too much Silent Hill and BioShock. <P> http://tinyurl.com/yhjsveb

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:32 p.m. CST

    I'm aware of it, Subby.

    by TedKordLives

    I think Bats' return thing is already set in motion anyway, so Cap's story can't have much affect on Bats', as far as I can tell.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Linked, Subs.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Considering DC has pretty much copied

    by Subtitles_Off

    Marvel's Captain-sidekick-legacy storyline, though, beat-for-fucking-beat, it's got me worried and pissed. I've already seen artwork of a disabled Bruce with his uncostumed demon spawn at his side, too, so there's that.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Oh, I'm down with THE WOLFMAN.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Hopkins is a major selling point.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Ignored, 'moose...GRIN.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Now be sure to disclaim all links to GaGa, so I can avoid those without missing any of your other stuff, please.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    THE ONLY DRACULA IS CHRISTOPHER LEE!

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    WTF are you guys high or something? Too much CGI. God damn you George, I saw what you and Steven did to Indy in that South Park Episode!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    I guess, Teddy, I'm just going to have to face it.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm done with Batman, now.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Yeah, we know what's coming:

    by TedKordLives

    Pirate Bats, Noir Bats etc. <P> But that's been the way with Marvel/DC for years now, just going back and forth copying each other's storylines. <P> But what am I gonna do? Stop reading comics? Please.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Prince of Persia?! Really?!

    by Stabby

    Is this what happens in my absence?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Smokie's putting on his FETT, today.

    by Subtitles_Off

    The Dracula every thinks of is Bela Lugosi. Even to this day. Christopher Lee, for me, was always so many other things, I could never associate him completely with Dracula. Granted, though, he was the best, in my non-humble own.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    The imagery in that video is brilliant, Subs.

    by anonymoose

    You're missing out.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    'moose I'm with you on the Gaga.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Can't ... help ... it. There's something unsettling about her.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:40 p.m. CST

    CORRECTION! I apologize Smokie.

    by Subtitles_Off

    No one should be compared to FETT unless they've thrown around a few "fucking retard"s.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    STABBY!

    by Subtitles_Off

    What happens in your absence is 50-fucking-K, baby! Damn, you were missed.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Professionally, Subby?

    by TedKordLives

    Seriously, tho, I know how you feel. DC's been fucking Ted's corpse for nearly five years now (Five years on March 30th, actually.). <P>It's to the point where they announce that Kieth Giffen is going to make Ted a supporting character in Booster Gold without ressurecting him. Fuck that, I'm not buying that. <P> That's what we call cheating, DC fucks.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Teddy, I'm talking post-trapped in time, nonsense.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm talking the suit, the logo, the wearing of the pants after all the stupid shit is over.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I do like Lee's Dracula.

    by ColonelFatheart

    But to me he's Saruman before everything else. But, my, what an everything else he has!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Yeah, professionally.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Unless it's Bruce in the suit, it isn't Batman. That's the kind of crap they used to pull all the time when I was a little kid, and I hated it. That's why I had to wait for Denny O'Neil to make him cool again before I could read any of that stuff.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Lucas hoared the COUNT in Crapisode II

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    Mr Lee needs the cash for his grass and hookers habit obviously.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Everything else. The first thing I saw Lee in,

    by Subtitles_Off

    even before i saw him as Dracula, was the Hammer remake of Frankenstein as The Monster. That dead eye kept me up a lot of nights as a kid.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    I don't think Steve is gonna be Cap anymore.

    by TedKordLives

    So I doubt Bruce is gonna get back in the suit. <P> At least, that's how it's gonna be for awhile. Just take an extended leave from Batman. In comics, the status quo usually prevails in the end.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    Mr. Lee's gotta eat, Smokie.

    by Subtitles_Off

    He's a Burton man, now. Does he have a bit in ALICE IN WONDERLAND?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    If you don't like lees Dracula....

    by Six Demon Bag

    Then you don't like the character. And you're a fucking retard

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Your thinking has been confirmed.

    by Subtitles_Off

    It's all just a giant wagging of the dicks by young writers whose egos extend their talent or ability to write a story without a gimmick.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    I'm seeing The Wolfman tonight

    by D.Vader

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Except, the writers aren't YOUNG.

    by Subtitles_Off

    They're all my age. That's right! All this generational angst, I'm feeling has been mis-directed. I can't blame the youngers for lapping it up. They're being manipulated by balding fuckers who ought to know better.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    HA! Sixies. Nice impression.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Pedalback Tourney. The final. Into The Eye Of Oldman.<p> Continued...<p> Subs looked across at the dead figure of moose. It felt almost as bad as losing a pet. But when Subs had lost his beloved 'Woofy-dawg' all those years ago he had been sad. This time he was MAD!<p> With a mighty push Subs flung Jake 'Prince Of Persia' Gyllenhall off him and into the wispy form of the Armageddon-Back. Their bodies occupied the same space and with a little flash they both vanished.<p> "That was too much Bay in one place. I guess he's the only director where more equals less." Subs said rather suprised at the result.<p> Ted wasn't hanging around either and he chased up the stairs. "Stop him" muttered Gary Oldman to 'the dude' as Oldman hurried on with Scary Waitress over his shoulder.<p> 'The Dude' took a toke on his reefer and blew it in Ted's face just as he reached the top of the staircase. Ted coughed, but like Bill Clinton he did not inhale. Instead he swung his bowling ball into 'the dudes' face, knocking out his remaining teeth and sending him falling off the edge of the balcony.<p> 'The dude' lay broken on the rug below, "I like this rug" he murmured as his life drained away "really ties the room together..."<p> Subs joined Ted at the top of the stairs. "Let's finish this. It's time to get Oldman."<p> Ted and Subs smashed through the door into Oldman's private chamber. There tied to a corner of the four poster bed was Scary, her tits still exposed from earlier. And standing next to her was Gary Oldman - and yes! He was dressed as Dracula (white hair if you want to be specific).<p> "Fuck, it's Gary Oldman dressed as Dracula!" exclaimed Ted.<p> "Fuck, Scary Waitress has got great tits!" exclaimed Subs.<p> "Pathetic mortals. Hurling your body into the void without the faintest inkling of who or what is out there." Oldman's hand went protectively to his breast pocket "If you knew the true nature of the Pedalback you would cower from it in terror."<p> "Yeah, and if you knew the true nature of my dick you'd cower from *it* in terror too!" said Ted.<p> "What?" said Gary Oldman.<p> "Oh fuck this" said Scary Waitress and with a great yank on her bindings snapped the wooden post on the ornate four-poster.<p> The top of the bed wobbled and then fell down into the room. Scary dived out of the way but Oldman was not to lucky. The top section of the broken post fell upon him, it's sharp shards impaling him clean through.<p> Gary Oldman gurgled up blood and reached shakily to his pocket. He pulled out a leather notepad, and his dying fingers closed around it.<p> Subs went over and looked down at the dead villain.<p> "We can have the prize when we prise it from your cold dead hands? Is that right Gary? Yeah motherfucker? Well, fuck you! Im taking it from your still warm dead hands. How'd you like dem apples bitch?"<p> Subs opened the notebook. His eyes widened. His brain subbarizing its contents like never before...<p> It was the codes. The secrets of the Pedalback. How to insert pictures, black boxes, the banhammer, locking and unlocking threads, and talkbacker identities. "Fuck, so JettL really was Chris Nolan" murmured Subs.<p> "We have defeated this great evil" said Ted proudly "now when I die I can take my place in the halls of my ancestors in whose mighty company I will not feel ashamed."<p> "And I feel like I got a lot off my chest" said Friendly Waitress wrapping her modesty up in a bed sheet, "Hey, my name's changed too". A bird flapped in the window, alighted upon her finger and sang a merry tune.<p> "And I got what I came for too" said Subs "let's get out of here".<p> Outside the local villagers had organised an impromptu party for our three heroes. Balloons, streamers, music and dancing. Ted, Scary, and Subs chinked their frothing beer glasses together and took a swig in honor of their fellow Pedalbackers. They looked up and there was Cobra, standing on crutches with a broad smile on his face "God bless us, everyone!"<p> THE END

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Cool, Vades!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Promise you'll drop by and let us know what you thought.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    To be fair, Subby

    by TedKordLives

    I think a lot of these kinds of things are editorially mandated, with the writers scrambling to find the best way to tell the tale. Even then, editors will come in and fuck shit up(See: Spidey's One More Day)

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST

    PETER CUSHING was in Biggles

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    Lee had a cameo (CUT OUT) to get some Weed and a piece of fresh ass.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST

    Congrats on 50 fucking K, guys!

    by Stabby

    Sorry I missed it. Got caught in this major N'oreaster.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    I'm jealous, Vader

    by ColonelFatheart

    It's my shit luck that it opens on Valentine's weekend. Future Mrs. Fatheart hates going to the movies anyway, so if i'm going to make my monthly theater trip it's going to be for SHUTTER ISLAND.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Fuck Yeah! We win the Pedalback!

    by TedKordLives

    Thanks Cobes, that was one sweet offer.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    HA! Great Cobes!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Just great!!!!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Cobra Kai exsists in my dojo!

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    He likes weed and fresh ass. I'm going to cast him with JADEN SMITH and SAM WORTHINGTON in the sequel. Biggles 2 - WE DONT NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:02 p.m. CST

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    REMEMBER THAT

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:03 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Thanks guys... that was monumental even by dojo standards.<p> Disclaimer: no badgers were harmed in the making of this Pedalback.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST

    You rule, Cobes.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    You don't know that, Cobes.

    by TedKordLives

    What I do with my badgers is between me and my badgers.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Smokie, burn down Hollywood anyway.

    by Subtitles_Off

    That FACKIN® city needs a re-boot.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Oh, hell, yeah. Teddy and I partied with some, um...

    by Subtitles_Off

    waitaminute...why were we partying with those badgers while Friendly was actually standing right there next to us - topless??!!?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    Birdman of Alcatraz cost 1/1000th of this LUCAS SPAWN

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood. I mean it! I'm Malkovich from In the Line OF fIRE. Tommorow I'm going fishing.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    Serpent

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    That was Professional. <p>

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    CGI BURT LANCASTER to save this 'filth'

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    Intercut with Gene Wilder facial pauses. Adds $30mill to the BO.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:18 p.m. CST

    CGI BURT LANCASTER to save this 'filth'

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    Intercut with Gene Wilder facial pauses. Adds $30mill to the BO.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:19 p.m. CST

    CGI BURT LANCASTER to save this 'filth'

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    Intercut with Gene Wilder facial pauses. Adds $30mill to the BO.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Scary gets the big KO.

    by TedKordLives

    LEVEL UP!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:20 p.m. CST

    "Fuck, it's Gary Oldman dressed as Dracula!"

    by Subtitles_Off

    "Fuck, ScaryWaitress has got great tits."<P>I was already guffawing over The Dude and his rug. I laughed so hard, I pulled something when I read that.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    'moose will know.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Is there a way to upload and link a text document to the internet? I mean, of course there is, but is there an easy way?<P>If Cobes doesn't mind, I'd like to put the complete saga up so that everybody can get it. Then, after a few, we'll take it down, so it can live as a myth forever in cyber-space.<P>Would you be cool with that, Cobes?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:23 p.m. CST

    "What?" said Gary Oldman.

    by TedKordLives

    Awesome. I threw him for a loop.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    "Where are you taking this.... THING?"

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    ...'TO OVER 3000 THEARTRES SIR!'. If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Hollywood,

    by Subtitles_Off

    CGI MAXIMILLION. I FACKING® dare yas.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Stabby,

    by Subtitles_Off

    How deep did you get buried?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    What is The Black Hole's Producer MW2 Handle?

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    He better have a PS3. I wanna kick his ass. "Have some of that you mug!"

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Here.

    by anonymoose

    freetexthost.com <P> In return, you have to watch the video I linked to and post one compliment about Lady Gaga.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    About her or just the video, and

    by Subtitles_Off

    do I have to have the volume on?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:35 p.m. CST

    The video, volume on.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    What, no Captain Phil Obit TB???

    by Snake Foreskin

    That man deserves a TB. He was a great character!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:37 p.m. CST

    "Lady GaGa is one whacky dude"

    by Subtitles_Off

    doesn't count, I suppose.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Snake, we recognized him first thing this morning.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Actually just a foot so far, Subs

    by Stabby

    But the wind and visibility are so bad they've closed the major highways and called out the National Guard to keep people off them.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    So, you are home safe and mulling some cider, then?

    by Subtitles_Off

    And everyone you know is accounted for?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:42 p.m. CST

    You know, 'moose,

    by Subtitles_Off

    I don't have to do this because you already gave me the link, but since I am an honorable man, I will. I do not have to watch the entire thing, however. I only have to watch long enough to think of one thing complimentary to say.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:49 p.m. CST

    OK

    by Subtitles_Off

    I watched the whole thing. All the way to the sparking bra and the corpse on the bed.<P>Um.<P>The spotted Great Dane at the beginning looked like a really, really cool dog.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Thanks for freetext, 'moose!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    The dog? Not the cinematography, among other things?

    by anonymoose

    Alright, fine.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    I had to do it....

    by TedKordLives

    http://tinyurl.com/yc7apq8

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Cobra--Kai's permission is requested in this dojo.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Cobes, may I upload the complete "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Wars" to freetext and link it in tomorrow's Subbary®. That way, peeps who may have missed a part, here or there, can get the whole kitten-kaboodle.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Gonna watch Bronson tonight

    by Stabby

    I finally got a New Release from Netflix. Of course, it's gonna be available streaming in a couple weeks.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    The costumes were unique and interestingly designed.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You have to understand, that represents everything I hate about contemporary music. As far as the cinematography goes, they've been doing that sort of dance-flashy light thing since P. Diddy started it. Adding horror imagery isn't that original.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Boyd Matson owes us some unpaid royalties.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Stabby.

    by TedKordLives

    I just got an e-mail telling me they can't ship me 'Midnight Run' right now. <P> What DEFUCK®? Is there some kinda public clamoring for Midnight Run that I'm unaware of? <P> I just wanna see Midnight Run again, is that so fucking horrible?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:03 p.m. CST

    I think MIDNIGHT RUN just got the upgrade,

    by Subtitles_Off

    didn't it, to Blu-Ray. Recently. Some times that causes a lag, I've noticed. They take a disc out of circulation to replace it with an upgraded one. At least, that has happened to me before.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Cobes, I want a rematch!

    by Stabby

    Yeah, I know, I got to have wild animal sex with Mrs. Water_Shit, but then I got acid shit on. And the Devil Bitch played me.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m. CST

    MIDNIGHT RUN will be worth the wait.

    by Subtitles_Off

    GAWD®, I love that movie.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Lucas is the Illumanati

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Hi guys! Anyone for some pie... and milk?

    by FriendlyWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    That was AWESOME, Cobes.

    by FriendlyWaitress

    I love how much I kicked ass. <P> MAN, my boobs are sore.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:06 p.m. CST

    If they remake MIDNIGHT RUN I will jihad HOLLYWOOD

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    FUCKING TRY ME

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST

    The Prince of Persia shit was GOLD.

    by FriendlyWaitress

    Oh, crap... I'm friendly now. Does that mean I have to stop swearing? <P> Shit. I haven't been nice in so long, I forget how this works.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    AWEFUCKINGSOME!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Pie!<P>I was hoping EssDub would re-register! (Unless that's 'moose, fucking with secret identities, again!)<P>Now, she can be Scary in the regular TB world when she wants to chop off genitals and EffDub when she's here.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    My MAN boobs are sore

    by Stabby

    All that shoveling.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Friendly does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Haha! That's a nice touch Waitress. You're cool.<p> Subs, I would be honored to see that bad boy linked in a texty style.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Stabby

    by Subtitles_Off

    [ ☉ ]_[ ☉ ]<P> [____][____]<P> [____][____]<P> [____][____]<P>

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    FUCK!!!!!

    by Subtitles_Off

    [ ☉ ]_[ ☉ ]<P> [___][___]<P> [___][___]<P> [___][___]

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    I've been waiting patiently, watching MR slowly rise in the queu

    by TedKordLives

    Waiting, watching my roomies' dvds come and go. And finally, MR gets to the top and this fucking happens. I know it's been at least fifteen years since I've seen it, too. <P> OOH GOD I CAN TASTE IT!!!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Better.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    iF THEY REMAKE midnight run I nuke it

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

    iF THEY REMAKE midnight run I nuke it

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Smokie... dude. Hollywood's new bag is pillaging.

    by FriendlyWaitress

    They will consume all that was good, and remake it in their image, to suit their own interests. Hollywood cares nothing for your pitifully small, human attachments. Hollywood will possess your soul. <P> Or, at least, your money.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Ted, that sucks

    by Stabby

    MR is an awesome movie.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    And that's why

    by Subtitles_Off

    HOLLYWOOD MUST BURN.<P>Go ahead, Hollywood. CGI MAXIMILLION and remake MIDNIGHT RUN while you're at it. In CamTech® 3D.<P>[sniff] [sniff]<P>Anybody smell gasoline?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Subs... Lady Gaga is everything you hate about pop?

    by FriendlyWaitress

    Really? Please elaborate. <P> I ain't sying she's not ripping liberally from a lot of different sources, but she's putting them together in a really original way... AND she basically created herself. AND her songs are earworms. <P> She's the epitome of pop. What's to hate? Unless you hate pop...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    I hate pop.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Repetitive, dull groin music. I fucking hate pop. I hate dance pop most of all. I hate sexualized dance pop more than just regular dance pop.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Ted...

    by FriendlyWaitress

    http://tinyurl.com/yjh3mah <P> FOUR NINETY-THREE, dude.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Ah, Subs. Carry on then.

    by FriendlyWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    You know what I don't hate?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Battmansuturo. Especially his buggley-wuggley eyes!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    ♫ My loneliness is killing me ♪♫

    by FriendlyWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    ♪♫ ♪ I must confess, I still believe ♫♪

    by FriendlyWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    ♫♪ When I'm not with you I lose my mind ♪♫

    by FriendlyWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    ♫♪ Give me a sign ♫♪♫

    by FriendlyWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    ♫♪♫ Hit me baby one more time ♫♪♫

    by FriendlyWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Waitaminute. EffDub, prove you really are EssDub.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Show us your titties!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Thanks, EssDub.

    by TedKordLives

    If I believed in credit cards I'd order it now...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Or EffDub.

    by TedKordLives

    Whomever you may be at the moment.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    For EffDub

    by Subtitles_Off

    http://tinyurl.com/3du3m8<P>Happy Valentine's.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    Remember the horror story where

    by Subtitles_Off

    the dude got eaten by the Victorian radiator?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    E-me your address, Teddy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You'll have it before the weekend.<P>Cheeses has my addy.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Wait, what? Subby?

    by TedKordLives

    How does that work again?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    You don't believe in credit cards.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Hell, I fuck those things up the ass!<P>HA!<P>Credit card says, "Oooh, baby, I don' like it like that, but just this once..."<P>malackow@netscape.net

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Sure, lurking worm.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Steal my identity.<P>You can fucking have it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:55 p.m. CST

    Ok, will do.

    by TedKordLives

    Tonight when I get home.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    I'll make a note of the time, too.

    by TedKordLives

    In case you miss it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Ah screw it.

    by TedKordLives

    It's 'magazines@(the store I work for).com. It'll be easier for me to print that way.<P> You DO remember where I work, right?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    No, I'm old.

    by Subtitles_Off

    All I remember is "Texas' largest, etc." Besides, I'm talking your shipping address. it'd be stupid of me to send a MIDNIGHT RUN DVD to your work computer!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Are we alone here?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    I guess. But wait...

    by TedKordLives

    You're gonna buy me a copy of Midnight Run?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:10 p.m. CST

    Yes. A cheap, used copy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Nothing to get too excited about.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    tedders

    by Six Demon Bag

    i own MIDNIGHT RUN...you can get it on the cheap at bestbuy..i think its like 5 or 6 bucks...well worth every fucking penny...<P>why dont you quit smoking? itll be cheaper for both of us..

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:12 p.m. CST

    ...WRITER'S BLOCK DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...holy fuck you guys have been busy.<P>Cobra, I'm speechless...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    ...I still want to call Scary Scary though...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'm a contrarian...if she hadn't changed her handle I'd want to call her Friendly, but now I want to sick with Scary.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Awesome wannit, Flick?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Glad you got the demonic Victorian radiator wrestled into place.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    ..."I want to sick with Scary"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...very weird Freudian slip. <P>I don't know what it means.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    Sixies

    by TedKordLives

    Because I really, REALLY like watching smoke coming out of my mouth. It reminds me that I'm still breathing. Also, it's pretty low on my list of bad habits to kick.<P> Besides, I have friends willing to buy me a copy, I guess.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    You should have it, Subby.

    by TedKordLives

    Please don't blow up my house.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    We haven't verified that EffDub is indeed EssDub, anyway.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sorry to be suspicious, but I've been burned before. EffDub might just be Underscore, wearing a dress.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:19 p.m. CST

    tedders

    by Six Demon Bag

    the smoking thingy was a quote from MR...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    ...we didn't. We pressure tested it again and it...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...was leaking from the section joints. I tested it when I first bought it, but either the sandblasting or moving it around broke something loose.<P>I'm fucking sick about it. I did a bunch of research on it online...it might be possible to take the sections apart and replace gaskets or something...maybe.<P>FUCK.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST

    ...↑ way more radiator information than you needed...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...sorry.<P> And again, I say...FUCK.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    I'm just gonna get some donuts

    by SmokieGeezer32_PSN

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    im gonna go get the papers

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    ...Real Scary or not...we'll know soon enough...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it would be tough to ape her style for long...<P>She's delightfully crazy. It's hard to fake crazy.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    get the papers

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Damn. That DOES suck, Flick!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Worry not. Figuring will be figured out, and all will rejoice.<P>Or, the Flick household will have the greatest fucking coffee table ever!<P>Sorry about the time and added expense though.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    Eating donuts while watching Hollywood burn.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Good times!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Sorry I dropped out again

    by ColonelFatheart

    Future Mrs. Fatheart and I were AGAIN clearing off our cars, and then we ate some dinner.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    Sorry about the radiator, Flick

    by ColonelFatheart

    Jesus Christ. That's a real fuck in the ass.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    I'm pretty sure "Friendly" is the real Scary.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Otherwise that's a hell of imitation.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    6:51:18

    by Subtitles_Off

    Not yet, I don't, Teddy.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Oh, Didn't get it Sixies.

    by TedKordLives

    Prolly cuz I haven't see the movie in over 15 years.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    It's not me.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Ted, that $hit mystifies me with Netflix.

    by ColonelFatheart

    We had to wait to get THE MISTS OF AVALON. (Don't ask. Future Mrs. Fatheart's choice.)

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    I'm with Colonel on the EffDub scenario.

    by TedKordLives

    Gotta be genuine. But we need Scary to make an appearance and verify. <P> Just to be safe.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Flick, you underestimate the 'moose.

    by Subtitles_Off

    He could replace any one of us, convincingly, I think. He's gonna show up on the set of the very next Oldman movie, and, I tell ya, if he's gotten that hoof thing surgically corrected, no one's gonna know.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    6:51:18

    by TedKordLives

    Huh. Lemme go check my account. See if it went through ok.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Britney?

    by anonymoose

    Her, I can't stand. She's got little to no creativity or talent. She's the epitome of bad pop. <P> Gaga seems more like classic Madonna in that regard.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Ah. Dot-NET.

    by TedKordLives

    One sec.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    The 'moose says "it's not me."

    by Subtitles_Off

    The 'moose never says, "It is me," but the 'moose never lies, either.<P>I'm really confused.<P>EffDub did do the "GOLD" thing, which is a trademark. Then again, 'moose is clever - he'd know I'd be convinced by the "GOLD" thing.<P>This is like that scene in THE PRINCESS BRIDE where everybody drinks the poison but only the handsome pirate dude has built up an immunity.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:38 p.m. CST

    The GOLD thing?

    by anonymoose

    Scrolling up and I still don't see it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:39 p.m. CST

    "Classic Madonna"

    by Subtitles_Off

    [shudder]

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Ok, should be good Subby.

    by TedKordLives

    Check it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Britney sucks.

    by ColonelFatheart

    But I sure like Brit'Ney.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:42 p.m. CST

    See? 'moose mentions Britney.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Is he referring to EffDub's singing or to my video link? And, if he's referring to my video link, that was addressed to EffDub, so why would he be looking at it?<P>An enigma wearing a conundrum costume wrapped in a riddle pretending to be a clue.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:42 p.m. CST

    "You've made one of the two classic blunders!"

    by TedKordLives

    Please don't blow up my house, Subby.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    The lyrics.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Look, guys... Scary is dead.

    by FriendlyWaitress

    It's what you all wanted, anyway. Just ask D.Vader... he got a major dose of the old me today, and was not pleased. <P> But, you will have to devise a test of some sort, I guess... no other way, really.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:45 p.m. CST

    I don't recall wanting this... But it's a good look.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    FW, you keep finding new ways to challenge us.

    by TedKordLives

    And I mean that in a good way...<P> But we're already pretty challenged around here.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    ...well, that's what you get when you like old houses...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and accidentally buy a house built in the 1830s at auction.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Okay, Friendly ... a test ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    I remember on one talkback (not the Pedalback) you said you wanted to feed pie to THIS ACTOR pie from your cleavage. (Don't ask me how I remember that. Actually, it's easy. It's quite an image.)

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:52 p.m. CST

    "Ha-fffar-ar-er-ar"

    by Subtitles_Off

    What movie is THAT from?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    The Man With Two Brains, Subby

    by TedKordLives

    I see you got my e-mail.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Anne Uh-mehhhl-ma-hay?

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Yep, and I replied.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Don't panic, everybody - well at least 'moose, Cheeses, 'dave, Flick and diarrhea - can attest that I guard personal info with religious ferocity.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Col.! Excellent test!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    I imagine that's what most people think of...

    by TedKordLives

    ...When they see my last name. <P> Well, most cool people, anyway.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    ...Subs, I see your Spears cover, and I raise you...

    by FlickaPoo

    http://tinyurl.com/ykzpa78<P> There should be a green play button on a bar on the right of the page...the way it's set up is annoying.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Can't testify to my coolness, but

    by Subtitles_Off

    it's the first thing I thought of. I really didn't know the movie, though. If you'd ask me if I'd seen MAN WITH TWO BRAINS, I'd probably have denied it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Well, 'dave is probably pissed at me after

    by Subtitles_Off

    getting an e-mail from Cheeses, but that ain't really my fault!!!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Hmmm ... notice the amount of time "Friendly" is

    by ColonelFatheart

    taking. Could my instincts be off? Also, another thing: Look at the "Friendly" post at 6:44:32: "I guess... no other way, really." The subsequent post by 'moose uses the same ellipsis style: "I don't recall wanting this... But it's a good look." And notice how it's a directly, nearly automatic response. Hmmm....

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    ...If I was a musician, I think I'd waste all my time...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...doing cool covers of improbable songs.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    "Let me think a second," Robbie says

    by Subtitles_Off

    even though he's already stroking his guitar. Fulks don't waste seconds thinking. he just goes for it. Fulks it!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    TMW2B is a great, underappreciated movie.

    by TedKordLives

    'Into the mud, scum queen!'

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Hmmm, Col.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Know what I'm saying? [wink-wink]<P>But, still, 'moose said it wasn't him, and 'moose doesn't lie. Or, does he, and this is just the first time he's lied to us?<P>DAMN, we need Sherlock Fucking Holmes up in this joint!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Amen, Teddy.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I think of it as THE JERK's slightly touched little brother. Look out for the Elevator Killer.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    ...I'm not worried. Even 'moose couldn't keep up a...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...scary impersonation for long.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    If you were a musician, Flick,

    by Subtitles_Off

    you could join The Efftards, and then you and diarrhea would become the next Lennon-McCartney, and I could be the next Yoko Ono.<P>myspace.com/efftards

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I'm not one to impugn another's integrity, but

    by ColonelFatheart

    'moose is a crafty merfer. My face still bears his hoofprints. I'm starting to sound like Cheeses, for Aldrin's sake.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    ...only thing worse would be impersonating Colon-El...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...trying to not make one grammatical...or spelling...or formatting error.<P>Ever.<P>Fucking nightmare man.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Paul Benedict: Valuable Character Actor.

    by ColonelFatheart

    One of my fave roles of his: That great TALES FROM THE CRYPT episode in which Jon Lovitz was cast in a most twisted production of "Hamlet."

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Word of The Day: Impugn

    by Subtitles_Off

    –verb (used with object)<P> 1. to challenge as false (another's statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon.<P> 2. Archaic. to assail (a person) by words or arguments; vilify.<P> 3. Obsolete. to attack (a person) physically.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    I swear it's not me.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    ...I get the feeling it would be nice to be able to turn...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...YokoOno_Off.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Flick, are you kidding?

    by Subtitles_Off

    'moose made The Manna Cabana† pedalback. 'moose can do ANY-FACKING®-THING!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Hey, Flick, I let it hang out a li'l on the Pedalback.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I feel like I can kick off m'boots, loosen m'belt and scratch m'pits 'round these parts.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Paul Benedict was in Sibling Rivalry, too.

    by TedKordLives

    I had completely forgotten about that movie, too. What a cast!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    OnoEroticism

    by ColonelFatheart

    A more intense strain of Oh-No-Eroticism.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    HA! Col.'s been wearing pants!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Didn't anybody go over The Pedalback Dress Code with him when he first showed up?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Or * Undress Code *, as it were.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    On second listen, I LOVE

    by Subtitles_Off

    Peter Gabriel's cover of "My Body Is A Cage."

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Sorry... had to bathe and retire my toddler.

    by FriendlyWaitress

    I believe- and there are only a few actors I would want to do this with- but I BELIEVE I said that about Tom Welling. Smallville haters be damned, that is one FINE piece of man-flesh.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    PlasticFantasticLoveroticism.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Yeah, I know it's Jefferson Airplane and no one was talking about them, but it's a good one, and I just thought of it so sue me.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    Subs... link to P Gabriel's cover, please.

    by FriendlyWaitress

    I love him.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Hmmmmm ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    Darn you, "Friendly." That's right.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Col.?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    How do we know 'moose didn't look that up?

    by Subtitles_Off

    He's had enough time.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Gabriel covers "My Body is a Cage" ... ?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Bless us with the link, please.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Paul Benedict was in the freshman

    by Six Demon Bag

    Great fukken film

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    We can't know, Subs.

    by ColonelFatheart

    It's the right answer, though.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    I'm having so much fun!

    by Subtitles_Off

    It's almost like taking a girl to the movies.<P>Almost.<P>Not quite.<P>Well, not even almost.<P>But, you know what I mean.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    Fukken-A, sixies.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Great turn by ol' Max Schell in that flick, too.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    I dunno if this has the song on it, but there's cool info...

    by Subtitles_Off

    http://tinyurl.com/yllzyyv

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Something about Smallville?

    by anonymoose

    I really don't know what that's referring to that would make her convince you it's her.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Saw The Freshman at the drive-in when it came out.

    by TedKordLives

    Haven't seen it since. <P> It still holds up?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    ALERT: other actors I would serve pie à la überboob

    by FriendlyWaitress

    In no particular order: <P> Jim Cavaziel <P> Ewan MacGregor (as long as he denounces The Unspeakable Trilogy, of course) <P> Aleksandr Bukharov <P> Johnny Depp (cliché but true) <P> Paul Newman (God rest his soul) <P> Joseph Gordon-Levitt <P> Spike, from Cowboy Bebop <P> pick a Wilson brother (leaning towards Luke these days) <P> That is all.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:34 p.m. CST

    We're good 'moose.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm just tugging your tail because of the whole "boy who cried wolf" thing.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    I even forgive the whole Underscore thing.

    by Subtitles_Off

    That was an awesome burn. Best, ever.<P>Can I get a 'mooo-oooo-se!, up in here?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    You know, the one thing I'm not sure about this handle...

    by FriendlyWaitress

    "Friendly Babe" doesn't have the same ring, Cheeses... but I guess you can't have it all...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    I think THE FRESHMAN holds up, but

    by Subtitles_Off

    nothing matches that first thrill of seeing Marlon do the Godfather thing as a spoof.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    FW

    by TedKordLives

    I love that there's a cartoon character just stuck in there with everyone else. <P> I've spent years trying to figure out how to get a piece of Power Girl, so I know how you feel.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Friendly Babe softens it, I think.

    by Subtitles_Off

    "They're all whores, Friendly Babe."<P>Who'd say that? Even Cheeses?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    Can I get a "'moo-----ooooo-----oose!"

    by Subtitles_Off

    up in HERE, please?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:44 p.m. CST

    Underscore?

    by anonymoose

    I still don't know what that's about.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:44 p.m. CST

    moo-----ooooo-----oose!

    by ColonelFatheart

    moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Asimov_Lives

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    OOOO!!!! OOOOOO!!! Guys!!!! Remake of EFNY!!!

    by FriendlyWaitress

    Josh Holloway as Snake. C'MON!!! THAT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT??? <P> I mean, aside from the part about EFNY not needing to exist, and all...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Now he's just a cat, and I'm just

    by Subtitles_Off

    a ball of thread he's batting around for fun.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    I thought that was Stabby.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    FACK® it!

    by Subtitles_Off

    I still insist Dirk_The_Amoeba is It.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    EFNY DOESN'T need to exist.

    by TedKordLives

    I'll take Escape from LA any day of the week. One of the best satires of Hollywood EVER.<P> Plus, Bruce Campbell. That should seal it, really.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Nicely done, Col.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Do not want remake of EFNY.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Just make a new "badass tries to get out of wasteland" movie.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Nah. Stabby was GaryOldman.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    Wait, do you all still think I'm moose? I don't get it.

    by FriendlyWaitress

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Can you imagine Sarah Palin as an old woman?

    by Subtitles_Off

    "C'mon, little great-gran'babies. Why are you so scared of ol' Gra'ma Palin? I'm not the same sort of ol' witch you heard about. I don' know what I was thinkin' back then. Oh. Oh. So you're gonna take 'em away then, huh? Well, I guess I got nobody to blame but mesef. Hey! There's cream' corn on the menu. I like cream' corn, you betcha."

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Nah. EffDub, you've convinced us, but

    by Subtitles_Off

    we're just bracing against the possibility.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    I can't see Sarah Palin as an old lady;

    by ColonelFatheart

    a telepathic/psychic Christopher Walken's gonna get her on the trail!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    ...Colonel, is the Colon-Ess playing that dragon game?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...just wait until my prophecy comes true...and the first affordable 3D TV meets the first great 3D dragon game...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    You mean, Col.,

    by Subtitles_Off

    she's gonna have a bad run-in with Colonel Angus?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Colonel, that's a good analogy.

    by TedKordLives

    Same director and everything.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    C'mon! 7:59:25 deserves the trophy!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Gimme, gimme.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    Flick, she's playing it right now as a matter of fact.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Eerie.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:02 p.m. CST

    I'm Gary fucking Oldman. I'm none of you.

    by GaryOldman

    And I demand a rewrite of that story where I supposedly died. That didn't happen, you got me? Retcon that bitch.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    Go ahead, Subs. Take the trophy.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Don't say we never gave ya nuthin'.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    I'm telling ya. Cobes needs to write a sequel.

    by ColonelFatheart

    "Oldman's Game: Pedalback Unbound"

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:04 p.m. CST

    oh....Oh....OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

    by TedKordLives

    I get it!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Pop quote quiz!

    by ColonelFatheart

    "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy."

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Boogie Nights

    by TedKordLives

    Phillip Baker Hall

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    I fucking LOVE that line.

    by TedKordLives

    And I'm a big fan of the actor as well.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Shocked by the swiftness of my reply?

    by TedKordLives

    Stunned by my encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes? <P> Agog at my fleet fingers?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    http://freetexthost.com/1rblgwinx4

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Somebody tell me if it works.

    by Subtitles_Off

    The formatting screwed up, but at least you can read it.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Agog. Always agog.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Great line. Great actor.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Point of Pedalback trivia, too: My friends started calling me Colonel after the Colonel James character in BOOGIE NIGHTS. Not sure why, though. I neither produce porn nor have a taste for underage ladies.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    OOOPS!

    by Subtitles_Off

    http://freetexthost.com/1rb1gwinx4

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Link did not work, Subs.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    Okay, that one worked.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    OK, gents... I gots to go.

    by FriendlyWaitress

    Going to watch some boob tube with the man of the house... and drink some Priorat.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Enjoy, EffDub.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Night FW.

    by TedKordLives

    Interesting, Colonel.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Night, "Friendly."

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Heh, heh. She said "boob."

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Hehehehehehehe

    by Subtitles_Off

    ( ☉ )( ☉ )

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Dammit!

    by TedKordLives

    It didn't print right!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    What didn't?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    Ok....

    by TedKordLives

    Those DO look like blocks of numbers on youse guys computers, right?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    What looks like blocks of numbers?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Nope, Teddy. I see text.

    by ColonelFatheart

    It looks like Oldman is striking back from beyond the grave.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    What are youse guys talking about?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    I assume Teddy's having problems with the Pedalback Wars link.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    Oh, Subby's boobies.

    by TedKordLives

    Not the War of the Pedalback. When I printed it it cuts off a line at the bottom of each page.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Oooh, got my book order yesterday.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Titus Groan, Stranger in a Strange Land, Watership Down, Dracula (for the Mrs.) and The Dead Zone.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    If you are, Teddy,

    by Subtitles_Off

    I can just e-mail the original to you.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Sorry for the confusion.

    by TedKordLives

    I had to go do some, you know, work.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Well, dambit, fix your printer.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Set your margins, nitwit.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    You act like you've never seen boobies before!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    Oh. I might be able to do that.

    by TedKordLives

    Our computer network is at least two hundred years old here.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    charlie wilson is fucking dead...

    by Six Demon Bag

    im telling you the GOP is offing politicians...<P>have you guys read my PedalBack Brief? its a scorcher.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Fuck Yes!

    by TedKordLives

    I'm a computer wizard over here!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    Never seen boobies that were boxes of numbers.

    by TedKordLives

    Not even on Sesame Street.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    oh yeah i think the freshman still holds up...

    by Six Demon Bag

    i hear marlon had a sense of humor so im sure he had fun...plus bruno kirby, max schell, and fukken bert parks singing, and then you got the mona lisa in queens..<P>its safe there right?

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    I'm not real big on the Godfather, so I prolly wouldn't like it.

    by TedKordLives

    Or appreciate it, at least, as much as anyone else.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    ♫ Here he is, your komodo dragon ♪♫

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    Not everyone has to LOVE the Godfather.

    by TedKordLives

    Maybe after I see the second one I'll appreciate them more.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    I see.

    by TedKordLives

    You're all still cracking up over my 'Sesame Street' remark. <P> Yep, that makes sense.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:04 p.m. CST

    fuck yeah colonel!!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    tedders...

    by Six Demon Bag

    yeah definitely see the first two..but i also recommend the last one..yeah its really uneven...but you get closure to the story...and id argue that about 2/5 of the film is good..

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    No, Teddy, you're right. Not everyone has to love The Godfather.

    by ColonelFatheart

    There's gotta be like two or three of ya. ... Just fuckin' with ya! <p>To me, honestly, the first one is the fucking standard for popular Hollywood filmmaking. The second one, though, is American Shakespeare.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    That should read:

    by ColonelFatheart

    *There's gotta be like two or three of ya WHO DON'T.*

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    ☆☆RANDOM LANDIS QUOTE OF THE DAY☆☆™

    by Six Demon Bag

    Never witness nuthin'. You live longer.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    I respect the Godfather.

    by TedKordLives

    It's a damn well made movie, and I DO intend to watch the full trilogy someday. I just got on the bus too late, I guess.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    I don't need the third GF for closure.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    OSCAR!

    by TedKordLives

    I fucking love that movie for the cast alone!

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Later gang.

    by TedKordLives

    I'm homeward bound. <P> And remember, don't call me 'Boss'.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Keep it real, Teddy.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    I'm gonna punch out, too, come to think of it.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Have a good night, all. See you in the a.m.

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    But you need to watch the third one just once

    by Six Demon Bag

    Might as well finish the game....

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Who can't believe Jake Gyllenhaal as Persian? Ya bastards. .

    by MacFaux

    اول از همه برایت آرزومندم که عاشق شوی، و اگر هستی، کسی هم به تو عشق بورزد، و اگر اینگونه نیست، تنهائیت کوتاه باشد، و پس از تنهائیت، نفرت از کسی نیابی. heeeere they come...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Cheeses! 50K, smooches! Whoo!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    50,0000!!!! And, they said it couldn't be done...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Sorry, I missed it, but flesh-body conscerns superceded my ability to be here, but not my desire...<p>Love you guys and gals...<p>I hope EVERYBODY didn't go to bed on me...<p>Be warned...I might post poetry...

  • Feb. 10, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Saw The Wolfman

    by D.Vader

    It was allright. Could have been better and I'm not sure where the fault lies since this was a very troubled production. Would have liked more time with Hugo Weaving's Inspector. Would have liked more of a discussion about man vs beast within himself. That said, the transformation scenes were great (only one or two troublesome CGI shots) and the Wolfman *really* fucks some shit up. More more gore than I was expecting. And quite a few jump scares that actually got me when I didn't expect it (and some even when I DID expect them). But what's up with all the damn shots of the moon? I think they outnumber the shots of the Ring in the first LOTR movie.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:07 a.m. CST

    Hey, Vaderman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    So, wait for Wolfman DVD?

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Hey Cheeses

    by D.Vader

    Depends on what you want out of the film, I guess. I thought it felt a bit empty by the end. But it was fun to watch.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:25 a.m. CST

    All that's missing...

    by MajorFrontbum

    ...is a laugh track. This thing looks like a real hoot!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:48 a.m. CST

    You ain't just whistlin' dixie, Major.

    by TedKordLives

    This is the real deal, chief. We should have fuckin' T-Shirts by now.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:48 a.m. CST

    Just NOW caugtht up on today's posts...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    What fuckin' time is it???<p>Anyway, I tried to warn you guys...DID I NOT!?!?!...<p>Once you start introducing impossible to verify self-proclaimed female participants into geekdom on any level they will, by reflection of the testoserone in the inter-tubes, suddenly take charge of conversations and behavior patterns...<p>Next thing you know they want to change their names because a man, in this case CobraMAN came up with a better one...<p>Fuckin' Y chromasome...<p>Scary, you guys owe us a rib...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    Oh, you're prolly talking about the movie.

    by TedKordLives

    Seriously, why are we not internet famous by now? <P> We've been around way longer than the Baleback.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Cheeses, she re-baptised herself because of Cobra.

    by TedKordLives

    She did it in the PB spirit. I say she's cool either way, anyway. In any case, I remain unchanged. <P> I'm watching Drowning Mona. Ever seen it?

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Great lines from 'Drowning Mona': Part One

    by TedKordLives

    "Jeph, she's thirteen." <P> "Yeah, finally."

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:56 a.m. CST

    A lot of people 'lurk' here, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    A lot of very insecure people who don't think they can be funny...I was one for more than 10 years...and I'm STILL not funny <p>One day we'll get a shout out on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brian ...Well, maybe not...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:57 a.m. CST

    Jamie Lee Curtis reminds me of my mother in 'Drowning Mona'.

    by TedKordLives

    This has since become problematic for me.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 12:59 a.m. CST

    Yeah, I know.

    by TedKordLives

    That's why I use this as an excuse to treat every, EVERY single person the exact same way. Without any preconceived notions. <P> The way it should be.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    Great lines from 'Drowning Mona': Part Two

    by TedKordLives

    "I'm a priest, a priest, a priest...You can't cut me off!"

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    "You want me to squirt you, in front of God and everybody?"

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    "Can't you just do a brotherly deboning or something?"

    by TedKordLives

    Casey Affleck, ladies & gentlemen.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Drownin' Moanin'???

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    With Jenna Jameson and Peter North? Naw, I saw it on the shelf at the porno shop but picked up something with lesbians instead...One with maid costumes...I think it had Michael Caine in it... Or somebody who looked a lot like him...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    No Cheeses, it's Danny Devito and Bette Midler.

    by TedKordLives

    Amongst others. <P>But let me go on record as saying I don't give a shit what you say to anybody on here. Or what anyone says to anyone on here. We're here to goof, so do what makes ya happy. That's why I'm here, anyway.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    Much Respect for the Dojo...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Cobraman, I was in stitches with your pedalback tournement and the storyline...Great seat of the ass plotting!!!!Loved how you put so many celebrities in villian positions...<p>I think you need to find a way for those of us who 'died' to be resurrected to take on something, something something, Dark side...<p>Who could be the villian?

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    "Jeph, did your mother suffer from any medical conditions you mi

    by TedKordLives

    "I think she had a personality disorder."

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST

    "might know of?"

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST

    "might know of?"

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST

    "might know of?"

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:09 a.m. CST

    Danny Devito:"He said ovaries?"

    by TedKordLives

    Jeph:"Oh yeah all the time."

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:09 a.m. CST

    I didn't do that.

    by TedKordLives

    This computer is a FUCKIN' LIAR!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:12 a.m. CST

    Eric Roberts?

    by TedKordLives

    He's a good bad guy.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:15 a.m. CST

    Thanks, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I try not to be an asshole...But, it REALLY works with chicks...<p>Think about how many prick friends of yours have hot girlfriends...<p>Trust me, no matter what they say, a woman will fuck a bad boy LONG before they take a nice guy home to meet her parents as a test of whether she's gonna fuck you...<p>Been on both sides, so, like Starhawk of the Guardians of the Galaxy always says..."Take the word of one who knows..."

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST

    No, NO!

    by TedKordLives

    Michael Jai White! That's who the defeated Pedalbackers need to go up against. He was Spawn! AND he was in TDK!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:19 a.m. CST

    Oh I know, Cheeses.

    by TedKordLives

    I learned at the feet of the master of Fort Smith, Arkansas. I called him Superboy, because he thought he was Superman. <P> But he still got more tail than anyone I've ever known. He still does, even tho he's kinda let himself go. It boggles my mind.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:19 a.m. CST

    The Satanic recreation of MJW's character in Dark Knight...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ..who was KILLED BY THE JOKER!!!!<p>Brilliant, Teddy!!!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:21 a.m. CST

    Drowning Mona Again;

    by TedKordLives

    Jeph: You know what this is? This is the world's smallest tambourine, and it's, and it's playing some sort of song or something.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:23 a.m. CST

    Exactly, Cheeses.

    by TedKordLives

    It is, if I may say, a master stroke.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    And...

    by TedKordLives

    Sweet Guardians reference.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:26 a.m. CST

    "Keep in mind we're remembering a lifetime here."

    by TedKordLives

    "Ok. Ten more minutes then."

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:27 a.m. CST

    If you go into any bar...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and the first words you say to the first 10 women you talk to is, "So, do you wanna to fuck?"<p>Nine, or fewer, of those women will slap your face and run away, but, that one who says yes, is worth all the pain and rejection...<p>IN SPADES!!!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:30 a.m. CST

    I used to keep records that conclusively proved that fact...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    back when I still had a sex drive...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Seriously, guys, this movie is fantastic.

    by TedKordLives

    http://tinyurl.com/ygt5lyg <P> It has Will Ferrell in it, tho, so you have to take it in the context of Pre-Will Ferrell Fatigue Syndrome.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    Bette Midler:

    by TedKordLives

    "Why don't you take that trophy and shove it right up your ass, Calzone!"

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:36 a.m. CST

    Comedy Gold:

    by TedKordLives

    Danny Devito: My mother used to say: 'When life gives you potatoes, make Potato Salad.' <P> Bette Midler: Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to make outta that?<P> William Fichtner ( I love this guy): Shit salad? <P> Hold on. There's a better way to do this.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:39 a.m. CST

    Here. Watch this. It will make you want to see the movie.

    by TedKordLives

    http://tinyurl.com/ylaf8gz

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:40 a.m. CST

    Original Ghostbusters on Comedy Central late night...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I love my life...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Cheeses.

    by TedKordLives

    Understanding it and deigning to be a part of it are different things. But I get it.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:43 a.m. CST

    I liked Danny and Bette in that kidnapping movie..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    in the 80's with Judge Reinholt(sp)(from 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' and the 'Beverly Hills Cop' franchise...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:46 a.m. CST

    Or, did I just dream that?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:47 a.m. CST

    You don't OWN Ghostbusters, Cheeses?

    by TedKordLives

    Really? <P> Or are you talking about the thing with the gorilla?

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:48 a.m. CST

    Looks really funny, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I will check it out soon...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST

    I dated a Persian girl once

    by Jaka

    She was really hot, but her family hated me. lol Got her interested because I knew where the hell Persia was(is) during a conversation. All those things taken into consideration, Jake could play a Persian. It's not COMPLETELY believable, but I don't have any major problems with it. I thought the trailer looked interesting, but not spectacular.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 1:56 a.m. CST

    Naw, Teddy, I don't own many movies...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I rely on the universe's seemingly random insertion of appropriate movies in appropriate timeframes to guide my Karma® ...<p>I spend the rest of my 'free' time reading up on the bullshit you guys post while I'm away dealing with the Fleshworld...<p>I hated Yul Brenner in Fleshworld...he couldn't keep his cowboy hat covering his King of Siam crotch consistantly...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:06 a.m. CST

    Fuck your Stringcheese Whatever. This is a fucking jam.

    by TedKordLives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn2NIhVI8qQ

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:07 a.m. CST

    Jaka..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Nothing turns Persian Chicks on more than National Geography recognition...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    Ruthless People?

    by TedKordLives

    That's a great movie. My first Bill Pullman experience. <P>"We may be dealing with the stupidest person in the whole world."

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:10 a.m. CST

    This is a good one too. If you like electronic music.

    by TedKordLives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uso795fTdro

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:11 a.m. CST

    See, Cheeses, that's how I am with music.

    by TedKordLives

    I'm a little more proactive with movies.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    Nothing turns Persian Chicks on more...(revised)

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    like watching '300' with a new bottle of Johnson&Johnsonbaby oil and clean plastic sheets...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:14 a.m. CST

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:14 a.m. CST

    like=than

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    as if you had to ask...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    "NONONONO!

    by TedKordLives

    HE'S NOT A SHERIFF!" <P> Drowning Mona.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:17 a.m. CST

    I prefer 'like', actually.

    by TedKordLives

    'S better, in the context.<P> The freaky, freaky context.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:18 a.m. CST

    That song came out in the early 70's, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Doesn't your Mom still have that on vinyl? <p>BTW, I love it, and always have....very rtro-cosmic...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:22 a.m. CST

    HHHAAA, Persian chicks are a special breed, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Like...? Than...?<p>They don't usually know the difference...<p>Just makes it funnier, is all I'm sayin'...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:23 a.m. CST

    Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    by Jaka

    Ain't that the truth! Seriously, though, for whatever reason (and it was never completely clear to me - dislike for current home country politics maybe) she (and her family) had this Persian pride thing. When discussing where they were from, especially when asked, it was Persia, not Iran. Whatever, didn't matter to me. Her ass was specTACular.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:24 a.m. CST

    Somehow, this song says 'Green Lantern' to me.

    by TedKordLives

    http://tinyurl.com/ykvjx5d <P> And not just any GL. Kyle. The Replacement. I get that, tho. Ted's a replacement himself. Anyway, check it out.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:28 a.m. CST

    Naw, Cheeses, that song is in Drowning Mona.

    by TedKordLives

    That's how I found it. <P> It's so catchy, tho...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:29 a.m. CST

    80s song help!!!

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Once more some 80s song help here since you guys are the experts complete with flashdance socks and snoods, this is a popular song but i dont know the lyrics. There are some twinkle sound effects like in an icicle cave type, then a saxophone solo, also they keep repeating "and YOUUUUr... dadadadadada"... uh hopefully you can pull something from that PBers!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:30 a.m. CST

    Jaka,...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    So, you were tappin' Iranian ass-ets while convincin' her you were a purrr-sin'....<p>I guess 'Prince of Persia' sets a whole new bar on your Persian Pussy Plan expectations...<p>I mean, Jake Gyellin'ho...???<p>Is he in this?

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:30 a.m. CST

    Hot Butter - Popcorn! That's a jam. Love the...

    by Jaka

    ...way out of print Aphex Twin (Caustic Window) version, too. http://tinyurl.com/ycjketq

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:30 a.m. CST

    That's what I was saying about music, tho.

    by TedKordLives

    A forgotten novelty tune from the early '70s appears in a forgotten late '90s movie that plays at the theater I'm working at. <P> That's how I find music.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:32 a.m. CST

    these moves are getting hectic

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:33 a.m. CST

    Cheeses... nah....

    by Jaka

    I wasn't tryin' to convince her of nuffin'. I'm a white boy. That's why her family hated me. lol They knew we were up to no good and that's really not allowed. But this is America and she was divorced (also way frowned upon), so again, whatever. But I was around A LOT of her family and friends and that's why I can accept Jake in a suspense of disbelief kind of way. I mean, we KNOW he's not Persian, but he doesn't look THAT different from more than a few people that I actually knew or spoke to at the time.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:40 a.m. CST

    I thought Jake was Persian...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    especially after Brokeback Mountain...<p>It was the only way I could still call myself an American...<p>Jake WAS in BBM, wasn't he...? Otherwise, I am high...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Scorps

    by TedKordLives

    The theme song from 'The Warriors'? Dream Weaver? That's pretty vague.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:43 a.m. CST

    Prolly both, Cheeses.

    by TedKordLives

    If I know you...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:44 a.m. CST

    I FUCKING LOVE 'THE WARRIORS'!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    That needs to be the next movie I see again...<p>"WarrrIOOOORs....come out to PLAY..."<p>Clink, clink, clink...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:44 a.m. CST

    Taking calls and melting brains

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Haha well met my friends! Nice work cobra and i bid aideu to subs, this battle of phone wits is OVAH!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:44 a.m. CST

    Naz... could be....

    by Jaka

    Jake Gyllenhaal. Sound Persian enough.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:45 a.m. CST

    Ted

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    All i remember hearing it on some Simpsons episode when Lisa goes with her sax and it cuts to past episode scenes of her playing the sax.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:45 a.m. CST

    TakingScorpiosCalls

    by Jaka

    I have no idea... and I'm good at guessing songs from vague descriptions. ..... no idea.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:46 a.m. CST

    One more..

    by TedKordLives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsdjq_E6Bxo <P> Love these guys. Gotta go, tho, I'm killing my roomie's battery.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:47 a.m. CST

    I saw 'The Warriors' in the theatre...first run...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    with Cyndi Rayl....in 1979...<p>I never fucked her...but, we both wanted it...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:48 a.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by TedKordLives

    You are awesome. <P> BEETLE HO!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 2:55 a.m. CST

    Baker Street, Gerry Rafferty

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Nevermind guys it seems always this way right after the question i find it myself .... through googling songs on simpsons. Hooray !

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 3:02 a.m. CST

    "..and it's taken him so long..."

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "..To find out he was wrong, and forget about every thing...<p>He's got a dream about buyin' some land...<p>Give up the booze and the one night stands..."p>Like that'll ever happen, Scorps...That's all by memory, FYI...<p>I am old...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 3:12 a.m. CST

    "If you like Pna Colatas..."

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "..and getting caught in the rain..."<p>"If you aren't into health food, and you have half a brain..."

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 3:15 a.m. CST

    "If you like making love at midnight,,,"

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "In the dunes of the cape..."<p>Song lost me RIGHT there...<p>Chicks HATE fucking in sand...<p>Friction and molecules and all that stuff make it REALLY unpleasant for them...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 3:18 a.m. CST

    Really...???

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    You guys have to be somewhere tomorrow? They try alcohol and drug charges on Thursday now, too?

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 3:22 a.m. CST

    Pna Coladas® have more alcohol per volume...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    than regular Pina Coladas...<p>No matter what the Spanish alcoholics tell you...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 3:32 a.m. CST

    i hate these derailed talkbacks

    by tradeskilz

    im trying to find a movie discussion but am forced to endure pages of off topic circle jerks and non sensical posts about the weather, alcohol and name dropping.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 4:41 a.m. CST

    I saw THE WARRIORS at the dollar movies in '79...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...Through a haze of pot smoke, chattering latinos and with my parents nowhere in sight...dollar movies never gave a fuck about letting a kid into an "R" rated flick, they just wanted the buck...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 4:46 a.m. CST

    Baseball Furies were the fifth coolest mimes ever...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...After The Crow, The Joker, Alice Cooper and Kiss...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 7:16 a.m. CST

    CAN...YOU...DIG IT??????

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 7:27 a.m. CST

    I only just saw the wArriors recently

    by Six Demon Bag

    Pretty entertaining.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 7:33 a.m. CST

    Morning, pardners

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 7:34 a.m. CST

    Love THE WARRIORS.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I stayed away from that "enhanced" version or whatever they put out a couple years ago, though.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 7:36 a.m. CST

    Thanks for that Talking Heads vid, Teddy.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm especially thankful since it features Adrian Fucking Belew.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 7:47 a.m. CST

    Six Demon Bag

    by AsimovLives

    If you put yourself in the mindset of a victorian english, the book Dracula is scary beyond belief.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 7:53 a.m. CST

    Waitaminute....

    by Six Demon Bag

    The guy who directed Chicago and nine is directing pirates 4?

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 7:57 a.m. CST

    True, Asi

    by ColonelFatheart

    Victorian English were scared shitless of "the other." Dracula, with his hooked nose and his Eastern European heritage and manners, is as much an embodiment of English distrust of Jews and swarthier, supposedly more sexualized and superstitious races, such as the Romani people, as he is a monster in a horror novel.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Yup, Sixies

    by ColonelFatheart

    Everyone long suspected it, but the series is finally accepting itself and coming out of the closet.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 8:06 a.m. CST

    i liked the first trilogy enough..

    by Six Demon Bag

    but im perfectly content with the endings they gave to it characters..so i really have do desire to revisit it...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 8:09 a.m. CST

    asi

    by Six Demon Bag

    yeah its been a minute since i read DRACULA...so you could be right..

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 8:10 a.m. CST

    wow. just wow..

    by Six Demon Bag

    that BATMAN/SUPERMAN thread dropped pretty fukken quick...fukken fickle fanboys..<P>there i got my daily alliteration outta the way

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 8:11 a.m. CST

    PIRATES movies

    by ColonelFatheart

    Lots of dazzling moments, particularly in the second and third installments, but I could not make heads nor tails about what exactly was happening between the characters. It felt like the rules kept changing, or at least the scripts were written in an illogical free-associative style. That can have its benefits, but in nigh-three-hour, big-budget action flicks, it's a cardinal sin.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 8:35 a.m. CST

    Heading out to commute.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Type to y'all later.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    watch out for snakes

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    WARRIORS bar crawl

    by savagedave

    All the way across New York to Coney Island! I can't be the first person to think of it.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    thats a good idea savage..

    by Six Demon Bag

    i wouldnt make it down the block...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    I like the second Pirates best

    by D.Vader

    We get more time spent with Davy Jones than in the 3rd and the set pieces featuring the Kraken are just spectacular.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    ...now I know how Cheeses feels all the time...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...staying caught up around here is beginning to require real stamina...I don't envy our faithful Subbarizer®...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 9:50 a.m. CST

    ...I don't care who said this...a good quote is a good quote...

    by FlickaPoo

    "...There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    thats a quote from Dave Thomas...

    by Six Demon Bag

    founder of Wendy's...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    did we BAMPF??

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    counselor?

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    oh counselor?

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    come out come out wherever you are..

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    I don't think we BAMPFed ...

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    I wonder if folks are having trouble

    by ColonelFatheart

    logging in. I'm fine here on Internet Explorer, but I can't get in on Firefox.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    And my Chrome is working ...

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    amybe thats what it is...

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    Subbary®

    by Subtitles_Off

    Celebrate Good Times, Come On!...February 10th, 2010: Snow Day! Colon-El stays home from work and sweeps snow off his car a couple of times...Cobra--Kai continues The Pedalback Tourney as Oldman's Cabal gets intel from the Tobey Maguirish Jake Gyllenhall...Sixies gets an idea to self-examine for Nodes...EssDub and Vades are told to scrape the shit off their shoes and leave their luggage at the door...The Map of The Pedalback is charted. (http://tinyurl.com/ydppvn3)...The Pedalback Tourney gets a new name - "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Wars," and, just like Hollywood would, we begin to plot a sequel before we've even ended the original...Squeezing round areolas into square pecs...I'm singing Queen's "We Are The Champions." I wonder why I'm doing that?...Flickapoo posts the 50,000th iota of wisdom at 11:50:23 A.M., site-time. Present alongside Flick: Cobes, Sixies (only missed it by minutes), EssDub, Col. (though he's thinking about TOY STORY, so he might have missed it), myself and everyone else (in spirit). Speeches and Thank-yous, and it's off to run errands...Meanwhile, there's a turn in The Pedalback Wars, as the surviving members get hip to the Machiavellian shenanigans and decide to become Fellowshippy...'moose hasn't seen THE PRINCE OF PERSIA trailer, but he has seen a Lady GaGa video he likes...Vades echoes Sixies' "Mother Pus Bucket," and I choose it as a personal rallying cry...Howdy, Teddy. 6:51:18...Wave bye-bye to The Pinheads as Nolan Island sinks. Even Brandon Routh's Skinnyman won't be able to lift it...Vades shares the trailer for M. Night's THE LAST AIRBENDER (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810071569/video/18070297/)...The Pedalback Wars epic 2-part conclusion, in which Jake Gyllenhall gets way-pissed at everybody mistaking him for Tobey Maguire and decides to take it out on me, Tommy Wiseau looses his *EDITED*, Michael Caine's nuts *EDITED*, The Dude eats a *EDITED*, EssDub is *EDITED* while playing dress-up with *EDITED*, and one of The Pedalback All-Star Alliance does an irreversible Baloo. Read it for yourself: The entire, complete, unedited "Oldman's Game," from start to finish, can be found on-line @ freetexthost.com/1rb1gwinx4 (those are numeral "ones," not lower-case letter "els")...AsimovLives hears a ruckus and comes to check it out...Some Pedalback admiration for Coppola's DRACULA...Our angry new friend, SmokieGeezer promises to set a match to Hollywood, if...'moose sixxes me into watching a Lady GooGoo video (http://tinyurl.com/yhjsveb)...Teddy and Subby and The Sad State of Our Favorite Comic Books. It must be Wednesday...Stabby finally shows up, after digging himself out of a foot of snow..."If you don't like Christopher Lee's Dracula, then you don't like the character. And you're a fucking retard," says Sixies, impersonating FETT's idiotic stance on Nolan's Batman...Cheers and exhaltations for Cobra--Kai's Pedalback Wars and its surprise effect on a certain restaurant veteran...Some dude named Boyd Matson wants to hip us to the joys of backpedaling (http://tinyurl.com/yc7apq8). We could teach him a thing or two...I hate pop music...The woes of waiting for Netflix to send MIDNIGHT RUN...Identity check!...EffDub is not 'moose in disguise...Pop music reclaimed by people who can't dance and don't wear costumes, so they have to actually sing and play instruments, the way they used to entertain hippies (http://tinyurl.com/3du3m8), (http://tinyurl.com/ykzpa78)...Victorian radiator issues...I know Teddy's real name, but I ain't telling youse guys...Word of The Day: Impugn – verb (used with object) to challenge as false (another's statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon...On second listen, I'm cool with Peter Gabriel's rock-instrument-free cover of Arcade Fire's "My Body Is A Cage"...Actors line up for pie "à la überboob"...Col. yells, "moo-----ooooo-----oose!"...GaryOldman decries the ending of "Oldman's Game." C'mon, dude! Great death scene, or, greatEST death scene, EVER?...Teddy prints using a Caveman® Brand computer printer...Sixies and Colon-El love THE FRESHMAN...Teddy has not seen THE GODFATHER II. Sixies made me see [deleted], but he's gonna let that one pass?...MacFaux types in Arabic...Cheeses shows up late for the party and probably begins one of his own...Vades is "meh" on THE WOLFMAN. <P>Sorry I'm late, Pedalbackers. Mind if I call you Peebers, from now on? <P> ...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Go ahead, Subs

    by ColonelFatheart

    I think we should all celebrity our newfound Peeber-ty.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    ...I'm getting through on FireFox, but it's squirrely.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:08 a.m. CST

    *should all CELEBRATE*

    by ColonelFatheart

    Stupid lack of coffee. Oh wait. I've had three cups already ...

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Firefox is still too sly for me.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Chrome it is, then.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Afternoon, Col.! Flick!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Peeberty.

    by Subtitles_Off

    No pimples. And, you're old enough that hair sprouting from strange places isn't as much of a shock anymore.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    ...just as long as we don't have to *celibate*.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:13 a.m. CST

    "Morale Welfare Recreation"

    by ColonelFatheart

    http://tinyurl.com/yfljfxz

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    ..."afternoon". Nice tip of the hat to us nor'easters.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Flick, Celibation would be contrary to the state of Peeberty.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Ahoy, Subs. And good morning to you.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Until "Blackwater" is synonymous with evil

    by Subtitles_Off

    the same way "terrorism" is, I will continue to conclude the American public is completely fuck-witted.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Uh-oh. Harry "kinda" loves THE WOLFMAN.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Either it's total shit, or he's just maneuvering so he can get some inside juice on CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE SIX OTHER FIRST AVENGERS from Johnston.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Their new name is Xe.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Somehow more menacing.

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Defrauding the government for beer and hookers!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Gotta love ex-Marine patriots!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Manuever away mr. Mcmanus!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Howdy Sixies!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Is Carpenter Hollywood's most remade director?

    by ColonelFatheart

    ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13, HALLOWEEN, THE FOG, THE THING (prequel sure, but still), now this goddamn ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. Am I missing anything, or is there a PRINCE OF DARKNESS remake floating around out there?

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    ...I recently had an argument with a guy who claimed that...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...all world terrorism is carried out by Muslim men between the ages of 17 and 49. Of course he had all these statistics of conveniently defined acts of terror.<P> Of course there are no American terrorists...how can you be a terrorist if you're sporting a shnazzy self-designed uniform, get paid overtime, and receive generous corporate tax breaks?

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    holla hollaa whaat whaat

    by water_shit_anderson

    Whats up bros! <p> Nice Subbarization Subs!

  • Feb. 11, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    "Terrorism&