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PRINCE OF PERSIA Super Bowl Spot online!

Published at:  Feb 07, 2010 7:56:53 PM CST

Hey folks, Harry here with a handsome spot for PRINCE OF PERSIA. I just kind of wished it starred Naveen Andrews. But I guess I was fine with Kerwin Matthews, John Phillip Law and Patrick Wayne... well, maybe not Patrick Wayne... as Sinbad in the Harryhausen films. But this really does LOOK sharp, if not completely devoid of "give a shit". Here it is:





PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME – Super Bowl TV Spot

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  • Feb 07, 2010 7:59:36 PM CST

    Stupid ass movie

    by dhaemon

    No Spankyou!

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:00:55 PM CST

    Naveen Andrews

    by hoffmanpasander

    You mean the British-born actor of Indian ethnicity? He's as Persian as Gyllenhaal is. Just because he plays an Iraqi on TV doesn't mean he is one.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:02:51 PM CST

    This film looks like shit

    by thewaqman

    no way will it be as good as POTC 1.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:03:24 PM CST

    16-17Colts

    by macready452

  • Feb 07, 2010 8:04:55 PM CST

    They better include that wicked cool closing credit track...

    by shermdawg

    ...from the Sands of Time game in the score. Minus the lyrics though.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:05:35 PM CST

    Naveen would've been awesome. Jake's accent is lame.

    by stereotypical evil archer

  • Feb 07, 2010 8:06:22 PM CST

    JUMPING CHRIST, WHY? WHY?!?!?!??!?!?!

    by scarywaitress

    Oh. My. God. It just gets worse every time I see it. WHO THOUGHT GYLLENHAAL WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR THIS? SINCE WHEN IS THE PRINCE OF PERSIA A FUCKING HIPSTER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:07:39 PM CST

    I maintain: John Stamos.

    by scarywaitress

    Unfortunately, a much younger John Stamos... but HE looks the part, and he'd be charming as hell in this. Shit, even Depp would have been better.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:12:24 PM CST

    I am confused..

    by cornnut007

    In which title did the Prince sound Persian? If he didn't sound Persian in the games then how does it bother anyone that he doesn't sound Persian in the movies? Though, I would have preferred if they didn't even try for accents and just make a sweet action movie.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:18:25 PM CST

    White-washing ftw!

    by dharma4

    Seriously, thats so fucking stupid. Naveen would have been awesome. But no, instead we have Jake Galingingingingign. GAY. (No Pun Intended)

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:20:20 PM CST

    2 point conversion is GOOD! Persia looks like shit.

    by stereotypical evil archer

  • Feb 07, 2010 8:23:13 PM CST

    CornNut... I'm not talking nationality.

    by scarywaitress

    I'm talking look and feel of the character. Gyllenhaal has neither... but then, neither does the rest of this bullshit movie.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:25:22 PM CST

    naveen is in his 40s

    by charlesbronsonlives

    just saying.

    also, i smell farts.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:28:05 PM CST

    Fuck this movie...

    by judge briggs

    Hey, lets make a Persian movie... what are the whitest actors around doing right now? Let's get a white guy to play the role. Nobody will notice. As an Iranian, make sure he uses an British accent. It will add to the character. So stupid.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:29:47 PM CST

    Picked off! Saints touchdown!

    by stereotypical evil archer

  • Feb 07, 2010 8:31:38 PM CST

    Saw this on fanboyweb.com yesterday

    by revengofthega

  • Feb 07, 2010 8:33:10 PM CST

    I don't know guys, he could pass for Persian.

    by shermdawg

    Mahmoud looks like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:34:57 PM CST

    I want this to be cool.

    by blackwood

    It looks kind of cool. And the game it is based on was awesome.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:38:39 PM CST

    Movie equation...

    by shoveller

    (Tomb Raider x Scorpion King) + (Gyllenhaal + Arnie) = this pile of dog eggs.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:43:32 PM CST

    Dogs don't lay eggs, shoveller.

    by blackwood

    What the I don't even

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:45:07 PM CST

    @ScaryWaitress

    by cornnut007

    Can't argue with you there. But I still can't help but keep my fingers crossed for this movie. I am waiting for someone to crack the code to making a good video game to movie translation so I, hopefully, get a good Metroid movie. The best video game adaptation I seen so far was Silent Hill, and that was many for the visual style...not the story or acting. Come to think of it, maybe I am too soft on video game movies.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:50:06 PM CST

    Are there any Persian's in this?

    by cgih8r

    Jake's a good actor, but this just isn't his role. Man there was way too much CGI in that trailer.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:50:40 PM CST

    CGIh8r, I think I saw

    by blackwood

  • Feb 07, 2010 8:51:25 PM CST

    Silent Hill

    by judge briggs

    I thought was a good movie. Certainly was atmospheric. One of the better video game adaptions. I am sure that Raimi will serve up a good WoW.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:53:55 PM CST

    Still not sure what they're trying to sell in this movie...

    by soylentmean

    and this add did little to clarify. If I see some cool ass monster designs for this I might check it out. Otherwise it's a big ol' pass.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:54:53 PM CST

    WoW

    by cornnut007

    Oh, that's right... I almost forgot about the World of Warcraft movie! I hope Raimi goes all middle-earth epicness on it's ass. I have a feeling that the WoW movie will either finally be the first great video game movie, or the final nail in the proverbial video game movie coffin.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:54:56 PM CST

    Harry. DVD column. Do it for the Colts. They need a boost.

    by soylentmean

    And where the fuck is there a Denny's? I haven't seen one of those in years.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 8:55:28 PM CST

    *sigh*

    by --- emperor ---

    Until every one of these turds flop, hollywood will continue shitting out this diarrhea over and over and over and over again...

    It's shitheads like you who keep paying money for this garbage, that continues to keep paying for Michael Bay's sports cars and Jerry Bruckheimer's prostitutes and crack.

    It's your fault, monkeys.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:01:11 PM CST

    Harry I will do your DVD column

    by six demon bag

    And you can put your name on it

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 07, 2010 9:03:19 PM CST

    No "Iron Man 2" spot?

    by chewtoy

    Damn... I was hoping to see something new there. Still, Congrats Saints!!!!!

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:10:12 PM CST

    Great British Accent, but why!?

    by irc-hollywood

    does Jake sound like Orlando Bloom?

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:12:04 PM CST

    I Love the "Did You See That?" Line

    by writefromleft

    ...because no, I didn't. The trailer is cut so fast, you can't see much of anything. I think I might have seen a snake. And some CGI. But everything else is a blur.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:15:15 PM CST

    BOTH of these look better than the movie:

    by scarywaitress

    Prince of Persia 3: The Two Thrones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =kukZ6J_HvqY

    Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ulIx-8KiH0A

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:16:10 PM CST

    Shit. Formatting screwed up. Here:

    by scarywaitress

    Prince of Persia 3: The Two Thrones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =kukZ6J_HvqY Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ulIx-8KiH0A

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:16:46 PM CST

    GODDAMN IT, EVEN THIS LOOKS BETTER!

    by scarywaitress

    The ORIGINAL game from the 80's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_zyQ_OVyhNE

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:18:38 PM CST

    $250 + million this summer

    by alwaysthere

    Book that.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:20:48 PM CST

    Windows Media ...

    by reportabuse

    I like it 'cause you can right click on the image and select Video Speed -> Slow to really see what the frak is going on.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:33:22 PM CST

    Naveen Andrews looks nothing like the Prince of Persia

    by randomwordrandomword

    Have you even played the game Harry? I doubt it.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 9:40:19 PM CST

    He had that British accent in the game.

    by chewtoy

    And they probably used it because it sounds more archaic than an American accent does speaking English.

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  • Feb 07, 2010 10:10:22 PM CST

    RebportAbuse... uh...

    by murdermostfowl

    In the quicktime version you can pause it and single frame step through it with the arrow keys. Not trying to start an argument just sayin, if you want that capability that's there too,

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  • Feb 07, 2010 10:18:16 PM CST

    Your guys' false "outrage" is funny

    by murdermostfowl

    The ethnic Persians and Armenians are the parents of Caucasians. You're thinking in order to be middle eastern you have to look like an Arab or a Israeli or something?? So maybe there could have been more accurate people to play the "price" but come on. Lets remember this is a movie based on a 16 color 320x200 graphics IBM game. ( yes, I know it didn't end there )

    Lets also all remember that the whole story owes itself to the "1000 and 1 nights".
    Which is itself a mix of Persian, Arabic, Hebrew, Indiana and Chinese stories... so does it really matter?

    Still looks better than Robin Hood, doesn't it?

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  • Feb 07, 2010 11:01:12 PM CST

    GIMME THE DAGGA !!!

    by the_maxx

  • Feb 07, 2010 11:27:22 PM CST

    I saw that spot and said to my girlfriend

    by fatjesuschrysler

    they shoulda cast that guy that plays Sayid. Anyway-I loved the video game, hope the movie rocks!

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  • Feb 07, 2010 11:44:21 PM CST

    As far as video game movies go...

    by fatjesuschrysler

    I too have pretty high hopes for Raimi's WoW. It seems like I heard something a while back about a God of War movie, as it is probably my all-time favorite game I would hope the movie kicks just as much ass! Vin Diesel for Kratos!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 12:07:51 AM CST

    I declare him an OUTLAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

    by cgih8r

    whoops wrong movie

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  • Feb 08, 2010 12:50:21 AM CST

    @fatjesuschrysler

    by cornnut007

    Yeah, Vin Diesel would work for me in the Kratos get up. Say what you will about the man's acting chops (I point more at his lousy choice in movies) but he can play badass with a dash of heart. See Pitch Black and his part in Saving Private Ryan.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 1:28:03 AM CST

    "Did you see that'?

    by smackmybishop

    Good question. I hope the editing of the clip is not an indication of the movie. Sounds like Jake has been dubbed by Jude Law

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  • Feb 08, 2010 1:46:09 AM CST

    MIKE NEWELL DID A GOOD JOB ON HARRY POTTER 4 SO...

    by tehcreepythinman

    I will more then likely see this at a theatre although the casting is shit.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 4:13:07 AM CST

    I absolutley agree with you CornNut007

    by fatjesuschrysler

    The man is very good at what he does, and those are great examples you mentioned. Vin Diesel as Kratos- how can we make this happen?

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  • Feb 08, 2010 4:20:52 AM CST

    Who fucking cares?

    by mistermanreturns

    Everybody in my Super Bowl party felt the same way - there's one fucking movie we don't want to see.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 4:57:53 AM CST

    Paging Basil Exposition...

    by mr gorilla

    I think your services are needed.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 5:47:55 AM CST

    Fucking hell...

    by i am rocko

    ...that was one of the worst cut trailers I have seen in a long time...

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  • Feb 08, 2010 7:35:46 AM CST

    Here's the deal

    by thecheesegrommit

  • Feb 08, 2010 7:39:40 AM CST

    Here's the deal

    by thecheesegrommit

    I'll make this simple and type in mono syllables, (Ok, I can'[t type in Mono syllables so try to keep up) THIS TRAILER LOOKS GREAT! So many of you fans of the game bring so much baggage to your opinions. It blinds you to whether a film looks good. Now I have no idea if this will be a good movie, but the trailer looks awesome. Stop trying so hard to be cool by "hating" it's just so ignorant and childish.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 7:40:46 AM CST

    Nope. Still Racist.

    by prof_ender

    Should have gotten a middle-eastern actor.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 8:31:26 AM CST

    Middle-Eastern, Scmiddle-Eastern...

    by scarywaitress

    they should have just GOTTEN SOMEONO WHO LOOKS THE PART... or at least seems to have an idea of the character. In the- what? 20 minutes worth of animations per game?- they actually laid out a real character, with an actual personality.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:53:52 AM CST

    Bruckheimer SHITFEST

    by secure214

    Sorry, but after Avatar, this kind of movie looks like total shit.

    I like Jake, but this movie will blow.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 9:54:54 AM CST

    Persian actors

    by jaylenotookmyjob

    There's a lot of them, but probably none of them wanted to be in this stupid-ass thing. Maybe if the producers, writers, art directors, costume designers, director had, oh I dunno, actually tried to make one thing in this entire "film" look like it was actually from/taking place in Iran instead of "Generic Old Middle East Flying Carpet-i-stan", they'd have been more likely to at least have gone in for a screen test.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 10:13:56 AM CST

    Is this movie set on Mars?

    by nice marmot

    Or some orange planet? Movie looks lame. All the drunken deviants at the bar with me agreed. How bout that preview for the Dante's Inferno game though! BADASS!!!!

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  • Feb 08, 2010 12:46:51 PM CST

    I LOVED THE GAME, AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS

    by bringingsexyback

    However, that being said, it's super duper lame they went with a white American using an English accent.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 12:51:58 PM CST

    THE ACTRESS DID NOTHING FOR ME IN QUANTUM OF SOLACE

    by bringingsexyback

    But she's looking fine here. Must be the lighting.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 1:05:39 PM CST

    PoP hasn't been good since the PS2 & XBox versions.

    by stalkeye

    And as for this game to movie treatment, i'll reserve skepticism until i hear that it's worth my time (and Money).

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  • Feb 08, 2010 1:08:52 PM CST

    Re: Dante's Inferno super bowl ad

    by stalkeye

    Nice lil' touch adding Bill Wither's "Ain't no Sunshine" during the game's cinematics. Hopefully the game itself will be as good as the Anime feature. So far it's received mixed reviews. And I already have this preordered from amazon.Well, atleast the demo was fun.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 2:56:43 PM CST

    That looks terrible.

    by lotharius3rd1118

    I like Mike Newell and I've thought Gyllenhaal is a talented actor for quite a while, but this looks really bad. But then again, I've yet to see any movie Bruckheimer has done with Disney that was worth my time. "National Treasure" anyone?

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  • Feb 08, 2010 3:44:12 PM CST

    Just play the game again

    by darthvedder81

    I'll save my $12 and pop the old GameCube disc back in the Wii. One of the best action/platformer games ever.

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  • Feb 08, 2010 7:12:15 PM CST

    THE PRINCE OF PENIS: HIS HAND'S ON MINE

    by azultool

  • Feb 08, 2010 8:25:48 PM CST

    Get the God of War movie through the pipeline!!!

    by bsjett

    There was a guy who wrestled in WWE who would make an awesome Kratos. His name was Tyson Tomko. Doubt he can act, but his look is perfect.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:41:26 PM CST

    Let's BAMPF!

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 09, 2010 4:45:00 PM CST

    Are we here or aren't we?

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 09, 2010 4:46:21 PM CST

    We'll tell Scary we jumped here for her all special.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 09, 2010 4:46:31 PM CST

    We should be here by now ...

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 09, 2010 4:48:54 PM CST

    ...↑ you'll notice that my first post in a talkback...

    by flickapoo

    ...doesn't have my signature ellipsis in front of a kick ass statement.That's my style, my technique.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:50:03 PM CST

    I don't like Colonel Angus.

    by subtitles_off

    He rubs me the wrong way.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:50:54 PM CST

    A persian cat is fine too...

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 09, 2010 4:52:24 PM CST

    I saw that, Flick.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 09, 2010 4:52:34 PM CST

    49633rd

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 4:53:56 PM CST

    ...you can only take so much Colonel Angus...

    by flickapoo

    ...if Colonel Angus overstays his welcome, just tap him on the head and he'll be on his way.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:54:22 PM CST

    My father will never tell me stories about

    by subtitles_off

    him and Colonel Angus.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:54:35 PM CST

    I made it!

    by d.vader

    Nearly lost an arm in the process!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:56:52 PM CST

    Hi Vades!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 4:57:34 PM CST

    ...my big style works fine for normal talkback, but...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'm starting to think it might be annoying for people to read in a Pedalback type situation.I do it without even thinking at this point, but really...how many ellipsis does one man need?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:58:57 PM CST

    How crude should I get?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ykulgyx

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  • Feb 09, 2010 4:59:57 PM CST

    Nah, Flick. Do you think I ever stop

    by subtitles_off

    to consider the others might be tired of DEƒUCK®? Pfft.uck that!We're all about style, here, in The Pedalback.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:00:08 PM CST

    Also... The board's fairy godmother hasn't banned me yet.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 09, 2010 5:01:12 PM CST

    "Suck on a dick" isn't crude enough?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 5:02:14 PM CST

    Your style is fine, Flick.

    by colonelfatheart

    It's you.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:02:50 PM CST

    'moose, I think there are so many threads on

    by subtitles_off

    the mommy-board, she can't be following any of them very closely. She probably waits for someone to make a specific complaint, and from the way EssDub explained it, you have to go really, really far.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:03:24 PM CST

    TMI

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ygyqq6d

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:05:39 PM CST

    Moving does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Aha! Im here.. in on the ground floor.. the early worm for once...
    Anyone fancy the next Tourney bout?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:06:03 PM CST

    Are you ladies out here talking about

    by subtitles_off

    Colonel Angus?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:06:51 PM CST

    Yes, Cobes!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 5:07:40 PM CST

    Watch out, Melinda.

    by subtitles_off

    Once a young girl is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nouthin' less.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:09:12 PM CST

    Hmmm, I don' know why so many folks make such a fuss

    by subtitles_off

    about Colonel Angus.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:09:25 PM CST

    Bring it on, Cobes!

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 09, 2010 5:10:27 PM CST

    ...Cobra--Kai...

    by flickapoo

    ...yes please.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:11:38 PM CST

    Break out some fresh linens, Bedelia.

    by subtitles_off

    We're gonna have Colonel Angus tonight!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:15:32 PM CST

    ...'Moose, not to be a wimp, but I love your subtle...

    by flickapoo

    ...mommy style best...when you post crude shit that's just a little worse than what they post themselves.It's more subversive, and sometimes they bat it right back...I like it when they hit back.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:16:44 PM CST

    Anyone heard of "The Wild Hunt"?

    by d.vader

    About viking LARPers who take things too far? Trailer is on YouTube. I'm intrigued, looks like it could be great.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:16:45 PM CST

    If I remember,

    by subtitles_off

    Colonel Angus can be very messy.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:17:31 PM CST

    That's true, 'moose.

    by subtitles_off

    When you're less obvious, you get a funnier response.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:18:41 PM CST

    Flick, my goal is to get banned, though.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 09, 2010 5:19:33 PM CST

    ...where you headed Colonel Angus?...

    by flickapoo

    ...down South.
    How far South Colonel Angus?
    ...'taint sure...I like the DEEP South. I like the heat...and the humidity...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:20:34 PM CST

    My sockpuppet account has been approved on the Manna Cabana.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 09, 2010 5:21:20 PM CST

    That does look kind of interesting, Vades.

    by subtitles_off

    http://www.ask.com/movies/film/The-Wild-Hunt/499177

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:22:00 PM CST

    ...but this could go on indefinitely. I enjoy a regular...

    by flickapoo

    ...überboober update.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:22:01 PM CST

    Colonel Angus stinks.

    by colonelfatheart

    Seriously, he hasn't showered in days.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:22:21 PM CST

    Colonel Angus might be rough.

    by subtitles_off

    Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses. But, deep down, Colonel Angus is very sweet.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:23:15 PM CST

    That Colonel Angus is infectious.

    by colonelfatheart

    No, really, he gave me E.coli.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:24:45 PM CST

    Okay, I have to shove off.

    by colonelfatheart

    Time to commute. Let's all hope for a state of emergency in northern NJ tomorrow so I don't have to go to work.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:25:07 PM CST

    'moose, you've found your way onto the

    by subtitles_off

    Island of The Amazons. You don't want them to chop off your head. You want to be the first man they welcome into their tribe.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:25:40 PM CST

    Alright Col.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 5:26:17 PM CST

    That site lists it as a comedy-drama, Subs

    by d.vader

    It looks like a freakin' thriller to me. When LARPers go too far and start living like its real. Raping and pillaging. Not fun stuff, but could be scary, if only for the psychological aspect of it. If those people are willing to start using real weapons and to start living 24/7 in that character, what else are they capable of?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:26:50 PM CST

    Thanks, Subs.

    by colonelfatheart

    I may drop in later, but if not see y'all tomorrow.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:26:50 PM CST

    ...I think you might get it Colonel. Watch out...

    by flickapoo

    ...for bad guys.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:28:21 PM CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Pedalback Tourney. Quarter Finals. Round 2. Subtitles_Off vs TakingScorpiosCalls.
    Mars sure was beautiful. “Jebus it’s cold” muttered Subtitles_Off as he pulled his eye away from his Celestar telescope and went back inside the log cabin which had been his home these last 3 weeks.
    He sat down at his modest table, illuminated in a pool of moonlight. In front of him was a telephone, a homemade reel to reel tape recorder, and a pile of notes. He looked at his papers; dates, times, occulations of the planets, and phone numbers. A bewildering array which formed symbols and patterns in front of Subs eyes. ‘This is just like A Beautiful Mind’ thought Subs wryly, ‘I hate that movie’.
    The images, words, and times subbarized themselves into an intricate pattern, the power that allowed its wielder to precisely align random information into something that made perfect sense. Subs eyes widened. “It’s tonight” he said.
    TakingScorpiosCalls twirled the cable of his old bakerlite telephone. He looked up at the stars. Mars was in conjunction with Venus… it was a night for Scorpios. It was a night that he would kill. He looked at the number on the scribbled paper and began dialling…
    “What defuck!” Subs was startled by the ringing phone, cutting through the silence of the cabin. He immediately donned the industrial ear protectors, bought under a false identity and pressed record on the machine. He then held the ear piece to the recorder and clicked the answer button.
    Subs felt an evil, awful voice pierce through his ear drums. He fell to the ground clutching his head, screaming. He writhed as the voice continued, and then the sound stopped and went dead.
    TakingScorpiosCalls chuckled and relaxed back on his bed. The Pedalback prize was one step closer to being his.
    Subs fingers scratched at his ear protectors and then shaking he pulled them off. They’d saved his life and now it was time for payback. He rewound the tape and then clicked a switch on his homemade recorder. The switch said ‘Subtitles On’. Carefully he lowered the volume level right down to mute and then pressed play.
    Above the recorder words appeared as if floating in thin air… the secret, dark words you only hear when you take one of Scorpios calls. Subs read them… ‘Die, Die, Die. Die, Die, Die. Witness the awesome power of this armed and fully operational battle station, and die you motherfucking cunt!’
    ‘Jebus, what defuck’ said Subs aloud before clicking the redial.
    TakingScorpiosCalls heard his phone ring. Puzzled, he put it to his ear “Yes?”
    “DIE, DIE, DIE. DIE, DIE, DIE. WITNESS THE AWESOME POWER OF THIS ARMED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION, AND DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT!”
    They were the last words Scorpios ever heard… the ooze from his liquidized brain seeped onto his pillow.
    Somewhere Michael Caine laughed loud and cockney.
    Winner = Subtitles_Off

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:28:50 PM CST

    Yeah, I sure didn't get a comedy vibe off the trailer.

    by subtitles_off

    That was full-on "Lord Of The Flies"-style scary stuff, with the LARP angle.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:28:52 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Ooh, that were a long one!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:30:19 PM CST

    I'm back on the Manna Cabana...

    by anonymoose

    ...my plan is to thank that poptart guy for being awesome. Other than that, I don't know.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:31:46 PM CST

    "I hate that movie."

    by subtitles_off

    NAILED IT!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:33:27 PM CST

    I went all-Batman on Scorps!

    by subtitles_off

    HA! Fuck with me, any of yas.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:36:47 PM CST

    First, take a look at the debate that has been going on...

    by anonymoose

    ...after my GRAND EXIT.

    http://tinyurl.com/ygjd27n

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:37:14 PM CST

    You see how he Balooed me for a second?

    by subtitles_off

    You can't hesitate. If you're gonna bring it to Subtitles_Off, you've got to bring the whole Shere Khan.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:39:35 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Haha, Balooed! I wish i'd thought of that one, i'd have slipped it in!
    Sadly 'permanent Baloo' for TSC.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:41:52 PM CST

    ...liquidized!..

    by flickapoo

    ..."[Subbarize®] random information into something that made perfect sense".Nice.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:42:54 PM CST

    The Manna Cabana just seems to be sttled into its dogma, 'moose.

    by subtitles_off

    They all seem to have it figured out and refuse to listen to any other point of view.I can't see any place for a sense of humor there.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:44:36 PM CST

    ...damn, 'Moose..maybe you did some good after all.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 09, 2010 5:48:32 PM CST

    ...yeah, I dig the bored-mommy-board a lot more...

    by flickapoo

    ...they're fun. At this point I see them collectively as members of Pedalback...a shadowy sorority of crazed, horny/frigid mommyninja ass-ass-in warrior-shrews.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:50:06 PM CST

    Bitches leave

    by six demon bag

    Man I'm tired. I just ran from the old house.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:51:40 PM CST

    Sixies, scroll up.

    by subtitles_off

    I went Batman on Scorps in The Quarterfinals.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:51:57 PM CST

    ...but the Cabana is good too...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'm not saying it isn't, 'cause it is.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:53:05 PM CST

    Cobes, you gotta e-me the whole thing,

    by subtitles_off

    from First Round through the end, when it's done. OK?malackow@netscape.net

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:55:31 PM CST

    Colonel Angus is

    by subtitles_off

    waiting in the back room, Sixies.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:56:40 PM CST

    Dang! 'moose should've registered at The Manna

    by subtitles_off

    as Colonel Angus. I wonder if they'd catch it.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:57:20 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Subs, I'll have to find it all first.. that's the eternal pedalback way... words of wisdom, comedy, and banality, all scattered upon the boards.
    I feel inspired for another part now though...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 5:59:13 PM CST

    You didn't keep it all?

    by subtitles_off

    Damn! Well, we just have to re-trace our steps.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:04:43 PM CST

    Here's my Manna Cabana post.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yhvrusj

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:06:38 PM CST

    For the archives (I also sent a truncated PM to poptart)

    by anonymoose

    OP here... Yeah, hi. I felt like congratulating and thanking this here poptart guy for being awesome. I don't agree with the bits about choice and whether it's okay to be gay, and all that... Having said that, I think this world needs more poptarts and less Jemilas and cobalts and therestofyous.

    This poptart, a truer follower of Christ's teachings, would welcome all kinds of people into his church and let them hear the message for themselves, unlike the rest of you that would have a pastor kick out the gays like they're a virus or something. You may give up on them, but God, and perhaps poptart, never will.

    P.S. I love that I forced your admin to backpedal on the post deletion rule. Just saying...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:08:29 PM CST

    And a shout out to your homies at the end.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 6:20:11 PM CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Pedalback Tourney. Quarter Finals. Round 3. water_shit_anderson vs Scary Waitress + ?.
    “Did you hear about how Royston went down?” said water_shit’s hot wife. Water_shit was having problems concentrating with her generous cleavage across the dinner table from him.
    “He was killed by a waitress.” She whispered “a Scary Waitress.”
    They sat in a swanky restaurant in Chinatown. Water_shit had a thing for spicy food. He found it helped with the bowel movement. He was just scooping some hot chilli sauce onto his prawn cracker when their waitress approached.
    ‘Oh my’ murmured water_shit under his breath. This perfect female form, clad in a close-fitting kimono, but clearly not Chinese.
    “Can I get you anything?” Scary Waitress purred “*anything* at all?”
    Soon they were driving back to the motel, and the waitress was in her car following behind them.
    “Its her” repeated water_shit’s wife “it has to be her. We have to play this very carefully!”
    “You do your part and I’ll do mine” water_shit reassured her.
    Scary Waitress pulled into the motel car park and followed the couple up to their room. ‘Its not often I get a couple’ she mused as she closed the door, ‘if the wife has to go too, then the wife has to go too. Fuck it, could be fun.’
    Water_shit sat back in the armchair and enjoyed the show that was unfolding before him. The two girls undressed each other and then began to kiss. Both squeezing each others glorious breasts. ‘Uber-boobers’ sighed water_shit as his manhood stood to attention. It was almost going to be a shame for him to interrupt this one.
    Scary gently tried to press her breast towards her lovers mouth, but for some reason she turned her head away. “Go on, have a little taste” she cooed encouragingly.
    “No, uh, you… you taste mine first” and water_shits wife pushed Scary’s naked body back onto the mattress and straddled her. Scary felt the breasts pushed into her face, encircling her. She sucked away.
    Water_shits wife nodded at her husband and he rose from the chair, his underpants round his ankles. With Scary oblivious he assumed the position, squatting over both of them, his ass at the ready to release.
    Suddenly the motel window smashed apart and a huge figure flew into the room. It landed in an ungainly heap next to the bed. Scary reacted fast and rolled off the mattress. Water_shit in his terror had a different reaction. His bowels released all over his wife.
    Moose saw the scene with three naked people in front of him! One of the girls was fast. She was out the door and running naked into the night before he could stop her. But the other girl was screaming, covered in thick viscous shit. No mind. It was the man he was after. Stomping time.
    Water_shit never really had time to mourn his lost wife as Moose danced a heavyweight jig upon his head. ‘A bit like River Dance…’ mused water_shit as his skull gave way…
    Winner = Scary Waitress + anonymoose!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:22:50 PM CST

    ...Re: Colonel Angus, my THEORY OF THE DAY...

    by flickapoo

    ...guys are fucking morons. For generations we've been using dick-sucking imagery and language as an insult or as a ametaphorical act of dominance and submission. Nice advertising guys, smart thinking...way to sell the product. Don't be shocked when women aren't beating down your door.Meanwhile, women have been using an advertising strategy so subtle as to be invisible to get us to dive in to old Colonel Angus headfirst...and we do. Gladly. All they have to do is lay back and enjoy the show.Whenever I hear a guy say something like "SUCK MY DICK" to someone in a disparaging tone I punch him in the mouth. Be a team player buddy...shut the fuck up.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:23:34 PM CST

    ...↑ present company excluded of course.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 09, 2010 6:27:26 PM CST

    ...HA↑ Bad timing with my little theory.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 09, 2010 6:28:54 PM CST

    Flick, my most successful tactic for getting a chick to blow me.

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I just lean back and say, "Hey, this cock ain't gonna suck itself, babe..."But, of course, I date a lot a whores...Evening lads and lassies...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:30:01 PM CST

    OK, Cobes! I think I've got it all!

    by subtitles_off

    Seven matches in the First Round, followed by a meeting of The Cabal, and today's Quarter-Finals. You began with yourself versus teddy, right?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:30:27 PM CST

    And on that note, all... GOOD EVENING!

    by scarywaitress

    Anyone care for a glass of milk?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:30:33 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Haha... your one-stop dojo for a bit of sex, violence, and humor... all good things in one spicy post!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:31:37 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Subs, your powers of subbarization ARE truly fucking impressive! Yes, you have it exact.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:32:53 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Waitress, your milk is also truly impressive! I'll only take you up on that offer tho if it's still warm...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:33:55 PM CST

    Howdy, Cheeses.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 6:36:23 PM CST

    Sweet. A little clean-up to correct AICN formatting,

    by subtitles_off

    and I'll have the whole thing for anybody who wants it.Of course, we have a ways to go, yet. I avenged Flick today. Don't think I'm not coming for you, 'moose, to avenge diarrhea and the mrs. You had no biznezz sticking your fingered hooves into that one!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:37:53 PM CST

    I approve of this new home. I want to smash things here.

    by scarywaitress

    I enjoy smashing things. So, without further ado... WHO THE F**K THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS A GOOD F**KING IDEA? I'LL TELL YOU WHO... SOMEONE WHO SAW THE EVER-LIVING, MOTHERF**KING GAMES, THAT'S WHO. THEN THESE A-HOLES GOT A HOLD OF IT, AND WE GET THE WHITEST HIPSTER THEY COULD FIND WHO STILL HAS DARK HAIR TO PLAY AN IRANIAN. f**king fabulous. Do I think Naveen Andrews would be a better choice? Actually, no... but JAKE EFFING GYLLENHAAL??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS HAPPY HORSE SH*T?!?!?!?!!? Add to this the blandest of heroines... and seriously. I mean, CHRIST. Can someone PLEASE tell me what the F**K was so wrong with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ulIx-8KiH0A THAT THEY HAD TO CHANGE IT BEYOND RECOGNITION???!?!?!?!?!?!?! SHEEEIT. I didn't even need to follow the breadcrumbs for this one... I've been venting my wrath on here since this bullshit showed up on AICN. Nice to see you all, though!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:38:50 PM CST

    Jebus®!

    by subtitles_off

    EssDub always shows up when we're talking locker-room smack!You guys cool with the new digs? We've broken ties with The Nolanverse. We're into brave new territory. Damn the torpedoes. Full-speed ahead!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:39:06 PM CST

    Hi, Subs...I want it duly noted...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    That I did NOT make the obvious joke I SSSOOOO wanted to when Scary showed up right after I used the W word for the first time since Saturday night....

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:40:55 PM CST

    Noted.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 6:42:31 PM CST

    Gyllenhall does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    All it would take is a little push, to nudge Jake Gyllenhall out of the light and see him become Tobey Maguire. They are surely one entity.
    Naveen Andrews probably would have made a better 'Prince of Persia' tho. Sad the big studios don't take chances on guys like him for these lead hero roles.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:43:44 PM CST

    ..."EssDub always shows up when we're talking...

    by flickapoo

    ... locker-room smack!" = EssDub shows up and we're talking.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:44:07 PM CST

    We are aiming for 50K, peeps.

    by subtitles_off

    50K happens when the TOTAL count for this thread (not the 24-hr. count) reaches 439.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:46:00 PM CST

    ...über( s )( w )!

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 09, 2010 6:46:05 PM CST

    Are you saying we're always talking locker-room smack, Flick?

    by subtitles_off

    As long as nobody's walking around naked, I guess.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:46:57 PM CST

    Hi Scary babe...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Now I know why you went ballistic on me after I said I thought that preview during the Superbowl was cool...My bad...Please excuse me, I'm an old man and the last video game I played was Tetris, and it fucked me up pretty good...I can never NOT try to fit boxes and tv and curtains and speakers into closely fitted blocks that disapper when that make contact...in my mind, I mean... I only tried to do it for real twice... neither time ended well...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:54:16 PM CST

    Tetris fucks everyone up, Cheeses, sooner or later.

    by scarywaitress

    It's actually a Soviet plot.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:59:10 PM CST

    We've got a white-bread Persian.

    by subtitles_off

    What'll they give us next? A dour Superman, dosed with real-world über-seriousness?Oh, wait...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:59:43 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    "I only tried to do it for real twice... neither time ended well..." that's a quote that could be taken out of context.
    Waitress you seen the latest installment of the Tourney? You kick ass and squeeze boobs in it... hehe

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  • Feb 09, 2010 6:59:58 PM CST

    How about a fey Mad Hatter?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 7:00:17 PM CST

    True dat, Scary...A Subliminal plot, too...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    The USSR never REALLY went away...It just moved onto the internet...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:00:35 PM CST

    ...Cheeses, when I was a little kid (probably 4 - 6)...

    by flickapoo

    ...I went through this stage where I would obsessively "draw" things in my head...I would concentrate and trace the outline of objects with my eyes, but my head would wobble a little too.My mom, always thoughtful of others would pinch me and hiss..."STOP, you look like you have cerebral palsy".And they all lived happily ever after.The end.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:01:45 PM CST

    I know, I know.

    by subtitles_off

    How about a mo-capped Buck Rogers?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:03:18 PM CST

    EssDub

    by six demon bag

    what do you think of the new Nolan flick? we missed yas in there

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:05:57 PM CST

    Sixies

    by subtitles_off

    Just poked my head in there. 'Lop concurred that Adam West was a great Batman, and toadkillerdog didn't un-concur. Fett doesn't know who he can call a retard anymore. It's hilarious.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:07:11 PM CST

    Cobra- of course! You saved me the effort...

    by scarywaitress

    of a dramatic entrance. Can't top that one! Day-um, boy! I love winning...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:07:22 PM CST

    I think that's kind of a sad story, Flick.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 7:09:53 PM CST

    Cool, Flick...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    That probably went over REAL well, in a parsonage...I love ya, brother, and feel your pain...I haven't talked about this before, but, I too, am an illustrator, too... I am great in pencil and ink...sold a comic book once, that never got published (cashed my checks though...so that makes me what, semi-pro?) I also sold a poem, for $2 to a magazine...(I still have the bills)...I was a weird kid, too...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:10:35 PM CST

    And Sixies... I really could not give LESS of a shit.

    by scarywaitress

    ANOTHER Superman movie? Really? And does ANYONE think Nolan can brush the stink of of that franchise, and bring it back? Their biggest problem has been, and will continue to be: GOOD LUCK CASTING HIM. Reeve may not have been the world's best actor (and I think he was better than most people give him credit for, for the record...) but he WAS the perfect man for that role. Anyway, i see that a lot of people poseted basically what I think, so I haven't bothered... but I haven't read it in a few hours. Am I missing anything?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:14:53 PM CST

    ...It is a little sad, now that I think about it...

    by flickapoo

    ...between Stefania, Gabriela, and Palsy-Boy, I've got a little David Sidaris thing going here...I don't think it was a real vicious pinch...she was generally terrified of what people might think all the time, but she isn't mean spirited.The story needs a nasty pinch though.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:14:57 PM CST

    I take it back. I think I DO have to get inot that fight.

    by scarywaitress

    'scuse me while I whip this out.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:21:09 PM CST

    Your mother had already determined with the doctors

    by subtitles_off

    that you didn't have palsy, right?When I hit puberty, I went through a growth spurt and ended up with stretch marks on my ass. You'd think a mother could figure that out, right? No, she had to drag my skinny, pimpled, just-blooming awkwardness to the doctor and pants me. Here, I thought he was going to bust me for excessive jerking or something.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:21:32 PM CST

    ...hey, cool Cheeses...what sort of comic?...

    by flickapoo

    ...and you might have to share that poem with the group. Think of it as a therapy sort of thing...for all of us.
    My single biggest job was never published...a big ad campaign for a pharmaceutical company. Back in the roaring 90s. Everybody loved it...and then they just never printed it. Crazy.The job got me lots more work, I lived off the check for half a year, and the art director I worked with used the end result to land a new and better job...presumably with a company that actually brings projects to completion.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:25:21 PM CST

    I'm creative. I really am.

    by subtitles_off

    This is where I usually tell everybody how i inspired DARK VICTORY, but even I'm bored with that story.Where's Teddy?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:27:52 PM CST

    ...Doctors? Uh, I guess. You had to fall in a campfire...

    by flickapoo

    ...and melt your fingers together to see a doctor at my house (yes, I did).It just something I did as a habit. A lot.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:31:07 PM CST

    ...HA! "excessive jerking or something"...

    by flickapoo

    ...I was so sheltered I thought I invented Cradling The Jake.First time I thought I had broken the damn thing. Never felt a moment's guilt about it either...thought I was a fucking GENIUS.I'd see my dad walking around all grumpy all the time, and I'd think..."man! If he only knew what I know...he'd have a smile on his face ALL the time..."

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:34:10 PM CST

    ...Cheeses, I have to say I'm not surprised...

    by flickapoo

    ...your creativity shines through and oozes from every post.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:35:39 PM CST

    HA! Flick.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 7:36:09 PM CST

    We try not to say "oozes" around Cheeses.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 7:40:22 PM CST

    ...Cobraman's been showing us all up recently though...

    by flickapoo

    ...he must have all his students working late on this every night...
    WRITER'S BLOCK! DOES NOT EXIST!! IN THIS DOJO!!!DOES IT?!?!?!?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:43:07 PM CST

    I think he was referring to you, Subs...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    and just had a brain fart...Your writing, spelling, punctuation, syntax and creativity is the one that radiates here...I like radiate over ooze, athough ooze is more popular with the mass media...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:49:51 PM CST

    I love all these other guys...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    But, I think I speak for all of us when I say, if you aren't here... we're just holdin' down the fort 'til you get back...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:53:14 PM CST

    Nah. Thanks, but not true.

    by subtitles_off

    The Pedalback is a team effort.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 7:54:28 PM CST

    There's no 'I' in Team...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    But, there is a 'me'....

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:00:12 PM CST

    ...speaking of doctors and jerking...

    by flickapoo

    ...one of my earliest sexual memories (since everyone's been clamoring for it..."FlickaPoo! Tell us more about your childhood sexual development please!) is from the first grade yearly in-school medical exam.My family had recently moved to Italy...your parents had to show up at school, and you got called in one by one to see the doctor lady. The parents would wait outside unless there was some particular reason for them to be summoned.Anyway, the Monica Bellucciesque doctor lady had apparently never seen a circumcised über-penis before, so she summoned my dad into the little room to inquire...I have the most vivid memory of her long, blood red nails* twiddling the foreskin of my little mushroom while she chatted up my dad about the nature and history of the procedure.So, just as you suspected, it's not my fault. I may be a monster, but I was created...I wasn't born this way.*sounds strange for a doctor to have looong nails, let along blood red, but I confirmed this detail with my dad recently.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:01:32 PM CST

    Wow... What a fucking liar that cobalt mod is.

    by anonymoose

    "A. No one has said that we would kick gays out of the church. That is a false assumption on your part."

    Also by cobalt:

    "You expect them to accept Christ as their Savior and become a new creation in Christ, just as 2 Corinthians 5:17 says. You don't kick them out immediately, you do not even expect them to get saved immediately. But if it becomes clear that they have no interest in changing their lives, then something has to be done."

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:02:47 PM CST

    That asshole edited my post.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 09, 2010 8:03:07 PM CST

    Did you ask him to explain

    by subtitles_off

    why he didn't tell her to get her long, blood-red fingernails off his boy's dick?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:03:18 PM CST

    ..."but I confirmed this detail with my dad recently"...

    by flickapoo

    ...he remembered......so clearly it was a special moment for both of us...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:04:34 PM CST

    HHHHAAAAA!!!!!....I'm sorry, Flick....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    But, Damn...Lifetime Achievement Award...I mean, Damn...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:11:10 PM CST

    I sent someone a Subspace message earlier...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Not sure who, but, all are welcome...I have what I think is a wonderful plot to tie a lot of our madness here into a marketable property...Anyone interested? We waste a lot of brilliant creativity everyday on here...This shit should be channleled into profits...Pedalbackers gotta eat...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:11:49 PM CST

    ...HA! Didn't occur to me to ask...

    by flickapoo

    ...my parents were hellbent on fitting into the culture over there.I have no way of knowing if I thought this at the time, or if I'm just projecting it back now, but I swear I remember thinking it was rather nice...and wishing my dad would get the fuck out so whatever was supposed to happen next would happen next......but that might just be big me imposing that on little me retroactively.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:13:44 PM CST

    ...I don't know what "subspace" means.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 09, 2010 8:16:04 PM CST

    ...oh, wait. Maybe I do...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'm still thinking about blood red nails.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:16:14 PM CST

    Did she have that chick's voice you get off to, Flick...?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Would explain a lot...See, you're having a breakthru right now...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:16:36 PM CST

    subspace...

    by six demon bag

    as the black girl on star trek...shes knows

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:17:10 PM CST

    I can't get this song out of my head now.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yydbl9

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:18:45 PM CST

    AS=ASK

    by six demon bag

    flaming with idiots rots yer brain

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:23:06 PM CST

    My subspace is empty.

    by subtitles_off

    I had to dig it up and get rid of all the bodies. Neighbors were starting to act suspicious.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:23:14 PM CST

    ...'Moose, you really should be methodical about this...

    by flickapoo

    ...go about the whole thing strategically, copy every exchange, and write some sort of expose or article on the fundementa-brain when you're all done.For Rolling Stone or something. You could do it.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:25:23 PM CST

    Sixies,

    by subtitles_off

    just make sure you scrape the shit off your shoes before you come back inside the house. Then, straight to the showers, son.We don't want that stink following you in here...GRIN.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:26:35 PM CST

    Nothing can top what Matt Taibbi did here.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/66mnxn

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:27:27 PM CST

    Li'l Before Flick's second-grade visit to the lady doctor,

    by subtitles_off

    he yelled, "No, Dad, I DON'T need you to go in with me. Sheesh!!!!"

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:28:05 PM CST

    ..."you're having a breakthru right now"...

    by flickapoo

    ...what the fuck do you think I pay you guys for?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:28:16 PM CST

    * second grade-school visit *

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 8:29:09 PM CST

    and, flip "Before" and "Li'L"

    by subtitles_off

    Sheesh Louise. Another play-mate of Stephania and Gabrielle.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:30:04 PM CST

    Three things.

    by scarywaitress

    1. I make really good quiche- and for all you quiche-ophobes, my husband agrees with me. Tonight's selection is bacon, onion, broccoli, and mushroom, with Italian cheeses. I'm having a rosé with my piece... dh drew the line there, and is drinking a manly Sancerre. 2. MONEY RUINS EVERYTHING. The second someone makes one red cent off of this, and CREDITS Pedalback, the spell will be broken and we will all be scattered to the four winds. So, no. If a Pedalbacker gotta eat, he better get off his ass and start growing potatoes in his bathtub. I recommend Yukon Gold. 3. HOLY. SHIT. FLICKAPOO. That is all.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:31:09 PM CST

    FUCK. I hate it when formatting goes wrong.

    by scarywaitress

  • Feb 09, 2010 8:34:46 PM CST

    ...damn, someone beat you too it 'moose?...

    by flickapoo

    ...that looks great.Saving the rest for later.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:35:03 PM CST

    Best commercial EVER?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/y9tpma9

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:38:36 PM CST

    Wow..Scary...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    How many un-billable hours have you spent on AICN?I at least want this time credited to my Purgatory wait..

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:40:16 PM CST

    "I'm on a horse."

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 8:42:21 PM CST

    Cheeses,

    by subtitles_off

    unless savagedave's e-mail server thinks you're spamming him, you've got some 'splaining to do.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:42:37 PM CST

    I agree with Flick, Moose...Rolling Stone...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    "I was an Internet Mom for a day...And, they were all W****s."Too soon?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:43:31 PM CST

    Cheeses, the amount of time you've spent here...

    by scarywaitress

    you're going straight to Heaven, baby. Almost makes me wish I believed in that crap. So they have PB in Heaven?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:43:48 PM CST

    "You're on a boat with the man

    by subtitles_off

    your man could smell like."

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:45:54 PM CST

    This actually made me LOL.

    by scarywaitress

    OP: Dh has gifted me with child. How do I reciprocate?

    * I'm not sure why this popped into my head: "kick him in the nuts" Ah, motherhood. You're right, Cheeses. They're whores.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:46:13 PM CST

    Cool, Subs...I can't wait to get his reaction...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    HHHHAAAA!!!! Savagedave tomorrow morning..."Fuckin' opportunistic Yanks..."His life has been more interesting than all of our's put togther, I bet...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:46:59 PM CST

    While Gabriella of The Mud pinned Li'l Flick

    by subtitles_off

    to the ground by placing her knees on his shoulders, Sheesh Louisa tore at the zipper of his short-pants with long, blood-red fingernails.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:47:38 PM CST

    ..."MONEY RUINS EVERYTHING"...

    by flickapoo

    ...I disagree. We could just continue to do what we do...meanwhile, Subs could weed out the deadwood and miss-fires...and re-post everything on his own site as though live.People would flock to follow our comedy stylings, and for a little extra Cobra can include them in the tournament.
    Death by überBoob is extra of course.If Subs can Subbarize daily, he could do this in his sleep. I've always been a little horrified at the sheer amount of creativity flung willy-nilly into The Void around here...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:47:42 PM CST

    I'm missing something here. What are y'all quoting?

    by scarywaitress

  • Feb 09, 2010 8:49:34 PM CST

    I'm quoting from 'moose's Best Commercial Ever.

    by subtitles_off

    http://tinyurl.com/y9tpma9

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:50:05 PM CST

    havent got my RS yet..i think my mailman jacked it...

    by six demon bag

    subs..anything good?or am i keeping my john mayer centerfold up?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:52:13 PM CST

    GODDAMN. He's not wrong.

    by scarywaitress

    Now, they're diamonds. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Yummrs.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:52:34 PM CST

    There's an article in it on Jeff Bridges.

    by subtitles_off

    I haven't read it though, yet. Li'l Wayne going to jail, doesn't really interest me. I posted the most interesting bits from the review of SHUTTER ISLAND.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:53:18 PM CST

    "Look up. Look down. Back at me.

    by subtitles_off

    Where are you?"

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:55:11 PM CST

    Oh, SNAP. People will be able to PAY...

    by scarywaitress

    for death by überboobs? SHit. I guess I better go take a shower, then. I think my schedule might get a leetle teeeeny bit full. 'Nite all! PS, snowday tomorrow. Prepare to be graced with my presence periodically.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:55:24 PM CST

    "Anything is possible when your man smells

    by subtitles_off

    like Old Spice and not a lady."

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:55:24 PM CST

    Yeah, Scary...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    And how can you blame them? I had TWO wives and three kids...I know a woman is vulnerable when she is pregnant and into rearing ages...They need, crave protection and they too often accept anything...which is most often, next to nothing... I had a vasctomy after my only biologiacal daughter was born...I used to believe in global over-population projections...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 8:59:12 PM CST

    ...thefuck? Are you guys emailing each other?...

    by flickapoo

    ...that's cheating. Let me guess...premium membership is only $7.99 a month. I see where this "monetization" plan is going. And for $10.99 a month I get the "uncensored" Tasty Tournament Tales...I've been down this road before...you're not getting MY credit card #...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:02:51 PM CST

    ...I'm out too. Watch out for bad guys.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 09, 2010 9:03:04 PM CST

    Flick, the funny thing is, he thought he was

    by subtitles_off

    e-mailing you! And, I don't have your e-mail. He was trying to surgically remove me from the loop. HA!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:03:10 PM CST

    HHHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Flickapoo, you've just been E-mail Candid Camera-ed...Bill comes on the 15th...Have my money, bitch...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:03:41 PM CST

    G'night Flick, EssDub.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 9:03:42 PM CST

    THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS

    by anonymoose

    That seems so exploitable for meme territory.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:04:47 PM CST

    The meme is "Two tickets to that thing you love."

    by subtitles_off

    Which thing?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:05:23 PM CST

    The tickets are now two fuzzy bunnies.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 9:06:37 PM CST

    ...he probably emailed my agent. THAT would be...

    by flickapoo

    ...GREAT!...turn her hair white......I can only imagine...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:07:02 PM CST

    Only because, Subs...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    If I couldn't use the booger eatin' chick and his other perverted childhood memories, I have enough religio-comic book upbringing to ensure the rest of you would want to contribute...Remember my Will Smith Captain America vehichle ...?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:07:36 PM CST

    We kept that information away from him, Flick.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 9:08:58 PM CST

    Your captain America plot was a good one, Cheeses.

    by subtitles_off

    More interesting than they'll come up with for the actual movie, I'm certain.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:10:46 PM CST

    With great power comes great mommy boards.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yl24k8y

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:12:04 PM CST

    My Earth 69 idea is even better...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Subspace blinkers on...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:12:37 PM CST

    Snooooooooowday!

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 09, 2010 9:14:42 PM CST

    Sixies, you need to come home.

    by subtitles_off

    You must have been building up some rage in you for a long time, budster. You've been going at that same hamster wheel since before noon!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:15:09 PM CST

    In Houston?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Feb 09, 2010 9:16:59 PM CST

    Terrible Superheroes

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yfhj7m8

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:18:53 PM CST

    i actually think Matt Bomer would make a great Superman.

    by subtitles_off

    Even though he seems a little young. Unfortunately, that kind of dates it as another "origin" situation, and I'm not the least bit interested in SUPERMAN BEGINS.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:21:15 PM CST

    Wonder Whore!

    by subtitles_off

    Those are fantastic, 'moose!

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:22:59 PM CST

    Oh my god

    by six demon bag

    Now fetts yelling me to find where he said that if you don't like nolans batman you're a. Fukken blah blah blah

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:25:24 PM CST

    ...last thing. Cheeses, this book killed me...

    by flickapoo

    http://tinyurl.com/yjuo7ua

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:29:51 PM CST

    Cnrtl + F, Six.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 09, 2010 9:34:09 PM CST

    Sixies... I saw that guy. I don't have my drunk on...

    by scarywaitress

    ...enough to deal with his happy-ass shit. I can't believe you stuck around as long as you did. Oh, and if you people are going to be charging for PB- and my überboobs are going to be headlining on this particular marquee- it's going to cost you a HELL of a lot more than $10.99, Flick. Shit, I was the first one to ® überboobers on here... the $$$$ should be ROLLIN' in by now up in this piece. 'Night, gents. ☺

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:35:20 PM CST

    I think what he actually said, Six, was

    by subtitles_off

    "If you don't like Nolan's take on it, frankly, you don't like the character." He said it to Iprothro. He's called everyone who doesn't agree with a retard or a moron, except for toadkillerdog. He's brain-dead. there's no point trying to argue with him.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:35:43 PM CST

    No wherever. EssDub is at...

    by six demon bag

    So I yelled it.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:36:28 PM CST

    G'night EssDub.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 9:36:48 PM CST

    no subject

    by anonymoose

    http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/43932#comment_3137589

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:37:45 PM CST

    ????

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 9:39:41 PM CST

    Sleep Tight, Scary Babe...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Sweet dreams...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:42:34 PM CST

    Cheeses,

    by subtitles_off

    how long am I supposed to leave the blinkers on?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:50:50 PM CST

    "Sarah Palin is a fucking retard." - Stephen Colbert

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yc9h5rz

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:52:49 PM CST

    Pokemon have invaded the mommy board.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yl9f4at

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:53:41 PM CST

    Subs...my last message was the 'Unfolding.'...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    M. Night Shalaman's 'ode to evil laundry...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:57:50 PM CST

    HA! "It's satire."

    by subtitles_off

    "You see?"

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:59:03 PM CST

    Has LOST jumped the shark yet?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yfewsgf

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  • Feb 09, 2010 9:59:05 PM CST

    Ah, I thought you were sending

    by subtitles_off

    your Earth 69 idea.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 10:00:00 PM CST

    yeah i called him on that

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 09, 2010 10:07:43 PM CST

    Original message to supposed Flick address...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I actually have an pretty good novel idea that your childhood memories would spice up considerably...it's a weird ride inside the head of a comic book fan who believes he lives in a varient comic universe world where sex is super heroics... it mirrors the comics he reads where NOBODY has sex...Traces his twisted early artistic developement thru comic book convention sex and his various bizarre friends along the way to his eventual marriage to a swinger in Las Vegas, and his first comic book sale...I'm a great idea man, and plotter, just really need help fleshing out scenes...If you are Flick and this interests you, let me know...If you are some other pedalbacker....What's up? You're all welcome to contribute...
    Cheeses

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  • Feb 09, 2010 10:19:39 PM CST

    Cheeses,

    by subtitles_off

    Give me a couple more sentences there. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the concept.He thinks the world is like a comic book? Or the comic book is exaggerated in his head?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 10:21:46 PM CST

    No flames? How dare you ask this of me?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yjybg9x

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  • Feb 09, 2010 10:29:29 PM CST

    Both, Subs...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    He equates sexual acts with comic book heroism...He believes he is in the opposite world of the Marvel/DC verse where no one ever has sex...And since no one has super-powers or costumed adventurers in his world, instead we have Hugh Hefners and Larry Flynts saving his young sexually awakening world...People he looks up to, like he is sure the people in the DC world look up to Superman and Spiderman...I have lived an extrememly colorful and exotic sexual life...I need shit like Flick's childhood ramblings and poetic word painters who can embellish it further to comedic gold standards...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 10:32:10 PM CST

    This sounds like a setup to a porn flick.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 09, 2010 10:34:09 PM CST

    Subs, did you ever watch the 80's HBO series...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Dream On...with Brian Benben? Same vibe...Only with comic books...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 10:44:03 PM CST

    Naw, Moose...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Not 'xactly....I'd call it 'post porn'...with a superhero theme...fighting foes who dare to cock block you from your inter-dimentional destiny...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 10:48:30 PM CST

    DREAM ON!!!!

    by six demon bag

    produced by john landis!!whoo-hoonight yall, time to have lynchian fever dreams of trolls

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  • Feb 09, 2010 10:58:44 PM CST

    Inter-Dementia-nal destiny...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    should always remain suspect...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:01:45 PM CST

    Well, I'm having a hard time

    by subtitles_off

    making the leap from superheroes to wrinkled old Hugh Hefner. If the superheroes he reads about are powerful but sexless, and all the real people he sees have sex all the time but remain powerless, I'm trying to figure out what the connection is. What's this character's goal or motivation? Is he trying to sex his way to superhero-dom? I never saw "Dream On." Maybe I'm missing the hook. Or, more likely, I'm just too dense tonight.I couldn't make heads or tails of that last mommy-board thread, either.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:02:56 PM CST

    Subs, Yack told me to tell you...

    by anonymoose

    ...Supernolanback is primed for BAMF!ing.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:07:13 PM CST

    No it isn't.

    by subtitles_off

    I'm not going anywhere near that place. It's ripe with motards and fucktards and the worst sort of riff-raff. Besides, it has to have a refresh rate as bad as The Stretchback we just left.You tell Yack, he can come over here anytime he wants, but he has to leave that crowd of half-wits behind.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:08:30 PM CST

    second thought, it's prolly best not to mention us over there.

    by subtitles_off

    He'll know where to find us on his own.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:09:43 PM CST

    I'll hang here with Subs...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I'm too high to argue tonight...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:13:02 PM CST

    Good GAWD, just poking my head in to see

    by subtitles_off

    what's going on over there makes me feel at risk for some sort of flesh-eating, brain-rotting virus. I can't believe The Pedalback was born from the same crowd of Nolanverse aficionados.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:14:46 PM CST

    What time do you work tomorrow, Cheeses?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 11:21:18 PM CST

    "Is he trying to sex his way to superhero-dom?"

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    First and foremost, yes...I'll gt more detailed and we'll speak of it furthur at another time and place, like sometime when I am under 12 beers in 4.5 hours...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:25:14 PM CST

    Like 11 AM to 10:30 PM, Wed...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Off Thu and Fri...Snow forcast for DFW on Thursday...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:26:44 PM CST

    Alright.

    by subtitles_off

    We should call it a night and try to meet up back here in the morning. We should aim for 50K when more of us are present.'moose? Can you be here in the morning?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:28:21 PM CST

    If you go to bed now, you could possibly drop

    by subtitles_off

    in before you go off to work?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:29:21 PM CST

    11:25:14 answer is directed toward 11:14:46 Question..,

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    just FYI...

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:32:48 PM CST

    Right. I'm not that dense! HA!

    by subtitles_off

    I think we'll hit 50K in the morning. It would be cool as hell if you and 'moose could be here. Watch for the total count for this thread to hit 439.Of course, if you're not here typing, you will be here in spirit. I'll try to make sure the celebration goes all day.

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:34:55 PM CST

    Sounds like a plan, Subs...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    What time do you prognosticate that we'll start fucking all these chickens tomorrow morning?

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  • Feb 09, 2010 11:37:21 PM CST

    10-ish A.M.?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 11:39:17 PM CST

    "See" you then.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 09, 2010 11:44:40 PM CST

    I'll wait for the SuBBary® to fire my first volley...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    And seriously, who fires volleys in this day and age?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:51:52 AM CST

    Morning boys (and Ess)

    by six demon bag

    Well I'm glad I left that place when I did. Buncha morons... I got outta there with my sack intact and deloused before I walked in here.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:09:55 AM CST

    Morning. I need some advice.

    by colonelfatheart

    I can only get to work via bus, but they're operating on delays of about 45 mins. because of the snow. However, with the worst of the snow on the way later in the day, bus service will probably be suspended, stranding me without a way to get home. My question is: should I just say fuck it and tell work I can't come in?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:35:37 AM CST

    colon-EL

    by six demon bag

    fuck it stay home...it is of upmost importance that we reach the 50K together.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:38:45 AM CST

    besides, my mechanic says every 50K

    by six demon bag

    we need a checking, and i hear yer thorough.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:24:07 AM CST

    Subbary®

    by subtitles_off



    A Brief Excursion to the Valley of the Nolan Pinheads on the Way to 50K - February 9th, 2010...Node #43897: In the wee hours, The Militant Mommies may have their first inklings of an intruder...Scorps missed the Eroto-Fest but confesses that nougat makes him sweaty...Cobra--Kai pulled the curtain back to expose the sinister forces behind Pedalback UFC®...Colon-El woke up with Dave Grohl's massive wallop ringing in his ears...D. Vader still wishes AICN would break some news as they prepare to borrow a Fanboy Bomb from Film.com...Flick don't care so much 'bout news, just bring the funny...The 13 Greatest Valentine's Day Gifts for Geeks (http://tinyurl.com/yfrb4vw)...Film.com suggests Christopher Nolan has been approached to "mentor" development of a reboot on the Superman movie franchise for Warner Brothers while his brother and David Goyer are beginning work on a third Nolanverse Batman story. I don't think anybody will blow that little bit of inconsequential nothing-fluff out of proportion, do you?...Col. and Flick find one scene to admire in SUPERMAN RETURNS, despite their increasing superhero fatigue...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: THE ROAD HOME - China's Spielberg, Zhang Yimou, directs a beautiful, gentle love story that turns into a Godzilla of a tear-jerker at the end. ★★★☆☆ ½ ...I suggest, foolishly it turns out, that AICN's thread for Film.com's Nolan non-news might be a great place for The Pedalback 50K celebration...Col. advises against it, but he's a Brandon Routh fan, so I consider his wisdom may also falter in other areas and compel a BAMF!, carelessly leading The Col. and Sixies into a trap...Flick, having stumbled upon a pretty movie poster (http://tinyurl.com/yj6ga5w), is otherwise occupied...Cobra's Pedalback UFC® Tourney enters The Quarter-Finals Round. Teddy versus Sixies in a smack-down on the streets of Shanghai. There's no time for movie-quoting as Teddy bowls another strike with his possessed ball...BAMF! to Node #43932: At first the environs seem idyllic, as we meet some old friends also vacationing on the island of Nolan and Sixies christens the place with a hearty "Bitches Leave!", but, soon, the indigenous population of Inbred Slobbering Pea-Brains That Smell Bad and Eat Brains begin hurling insult-o-spears and drooling bile, so grabbing a single treasure (http://tinyurl.com/yhmnqmf) and leaving a Sixies doppleganger behind to do battle, we BAMF!back, "wild-eyed and sweaty"...The Safeback @ Node #43897: 'moose wishes they'd adapt KINGDOM COME...The Real Sixies rescinds The Official Pedalback Oath®, ret-conning the ill-advised BAMF! out of current continuity...(Meanwhile, The Doppleganger Sixies continues his adventures in an alternate universe, assembling a rag-tag group of the shipwrecked to face the Dread Chief of Pinheads over at Noland.)...Flick predicts a future where 3D televisions and CamTech® video will cause the collapse of Western Civilization and then engages us with stories of meeting Colonel Angus (http://tinyurl.com/5hc45n)...With refresh rates generating too many awkward pauses, we decide to BAMF! again, this time choosing more wisely...I leave a note on the door, and Cobra--Kai shuts the place down...Node #43912: Learning more about Colonel Angus...49,633rd...To dot-dot-dot or not?...'moose is re-registered at The Manna Cabana† while he continues his infiltration of "Mommy.com"...Vader thinks THE WILD HUNT looks interesting - a film about LARPers who take it all too far in the woods, a kind of DELIVERANCE Meets LORD OF THE FLIES With Geeks, or An Hour At a Brand-New Nolanback (http://www.ask.com/movies/film /The-Wild-Hunt/499177)...Continuing The Pedalback UFC® Tourney Quarter-Finals, Subby (that's me!) returns Scorpio's call using some WayneTech® recording equipment that he borrowed from his good buddy Batman and avoids The Permanent Baloo...The Real Sixies makes it official and says, "Bitches leave," @ 5:50:06 P.M.... Continuing The Pedalback UFC® Tourney Quarter-Finals, the tag-team water_shits corner EssDub and move in for the kill, but a 'moose with fingers makes a last-minute save and stomps the shit out...EssDub sees TheWhitebreadPersianback returned to The Top Ten and wonders what DEƒUCK®?...Flick tells stories of his childhood, including the time when a woman got her long red fingernails on his naked grade-school boyhood...Cheeses sends an e-mail to the wrong address...ROLLING STONE'S Matt Taibbi goes undercover with The Unchristian Christians. (http://tinyurl.com/66mnxn)...'moose shares The Greatest TV Commercial Ever. (http://tinyurl.com/y9tpma9)...EssDub stakes an intellectual property claim on überboobies®...Terrible Superheroes (http://tinyurl.com/yfhj7m8)...Stephen Colbert on Sarah Palin (http://tinyurl.com/yc9h5rz)...Cheeses has an idea for a saga of superheroes and sex and satire. Of course, I'll have to have it explained to me... Less than 150 posts to go to 50,000 total...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:24:49 AM CST

    Damn! I thought nothing happened yesterday!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:27:41 AM CST

    Sound off!

    by subtitles_off

    Who's here this morning?Col.?Sixies?Stabby?Flick?Cheeses? EssDub?'moose?Anybody?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:36:36 AM CST

    I need to come up with a new format for Subbaries®

    by subtitles_off

    I used to use paragraph breaks after each item, but that just stretched the thing out. Settled on borrowing Flick's ellipses, but I think that turns it into sort of a mush that I fear might be difficult to read.There's a solution somewhere, I just need to figure it out. Maybe, instead of a chronological recitation of the day's big posts, I could organize them some other way?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:47:21 AM CST

    Colonel is here!

    by colonelfatheart

    About to go wipe off the car, though.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:51:27 AM CST

    is this another bug hunt?

    by six demon bag

    and i like the chronological recap..for what its worth...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:06:07 AM CST

    phil harris is fucking dead

    by six demon bag

    Discovery announced tonight that Captain Phil Harris, known to fans of Deadliest Catch as captain of the crab fishing vessel Cornelia Maria, has died. He suffered a stroke late last month while in port off-loading at St. Paul Island in Alaska. “He was more than someone on our TV screen,” according to a statement from the network, which has documented the Cornelia Marie’s adventures on the Bering Sea for five seasons on the Emmy-winning series. “Phil was a devoted father and loyal friend to all who knew him. We will miss his straightforward honesty, wicked sense of humor and enormous heart. We share our tremendous sadness over this loss with the millions of viewers who followed Phil’s every move.”

    Harris’ sons also put out the following statement: “It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad. Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down. We will remember and celebrate his strength.”maybe he can hang with the OTHER phil harris now...balooing for all eternity

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:15:28 AM CST

    You mean the other Phil Hartman?

    by subtitles_off

    Or was there another Phil Harris?Well-done use of "balooing," I might add.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:16:03 AM CST

    Hehehehe. He said, "Buh, cunt."

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 9:22:38 AM CST

    phil harris was the voice of baloo

    by six demon bag

    and the cat from aristocats...RIP x 2

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:28:45 AM CST

    Yeah, duh. I knew that.

    by subtitles_off

    What Dehellza® matter with me?Even better use of "balooing", then, my man.I think I just got Phil Hartman in my head when I first saw that obit.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:29:59 AM CST

    Quick! what was the cat's name in ARISTOCATS.

    by subtitles_off

    Without looking it up.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:31:55 AM CST

    Too slow, Romo.

    by subtitles_off

    Thomas O'Malley, the alley cat.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:37:50 AM CST

    yeah i couldnt think of his name

    by six demon bag

    the cat even had a song too...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:43:43 AM CST

    Which reminds me...

    by subtitles_off

    Disney Project...finished...never....what's up with that?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:45:49 AM CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Pedalback Tourney. Interlude II...
    The oak-panelled walls in the Presidential Suite of the Gentlemen's Club had been silent witness to some shady dealings before but even they had never known a gathering quite like this.
    "So Persian, you're the one in the know now, report - who took the 'Permanent Baloo'?" Gary Oldman commanded from the head of the table.
    Jake Gyllenhall was about to say he wasn't *actually* Persian but under Oldman's withering gaze thought better of it. "Six Demon Bag - he made quite a mess on the streets of Shanghai."
    "Shame - I had a side-bet with Stretch that he'd win it" interrupted the weasly form of Tommy Wiseau. Oldman glared at him, and nodded for Gyllenhall to continue.
    "TakingScorpiosCalls got a taste of his own medicine from Subtitles_Off..." Gyllenhall went on.
    "What's his game then? What's his power?" inquired Michael Caine.
    "Um, well. He appears to be able to do things with subtitles..." suggested Gyllenhall.
    "Forgive me for saying so, young master" said Caine in fatherly tones "but isn't that a bit shit?"
    "No." Oldman cut in "He is the one I fear the most. Now continue."
    "And water_shit_anderson was stomped to death in his motel by a dancing moose. Seems like he killed his wife too before the moose got him." Gyllenhall concluded "There was something else there, a suggestion that another person had been in the room..."
    Across the table the waitress pouring tea into Stretch Armstrong's cup spilled a little and hurried to mop it up.
    "You're not really going to part with it if they do win are you sir?" inquired Stretch.
    Oldman tapped the inner pocket of his tailored suit and chuckled softly, then laughed more. The others around the table joined in the laughter. Louder and heartier.
    Bellowing megalomaniac evil laughter filled the Presidential Suite as the slender waitress carrying her tray hurried across the marble flagstones and out the door.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:47:34 AM CST

    Cobra's cooking up something wicked.

    by subtitles_off

    Wicked funny!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:51:25 AM CST

    re: DizPro--i know i know...

    by six demon bag

    what was the last one i did? beauty and the beast?ill finish by the weekend...but since then ive seen two of the later ones...so yeah..thats why i was delaying...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:53:36 AM CST

    Another fight? Count me in!

    by dirk_the_amoeba

    But I will wait until the serpent finishes his before unleashing mine!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:53:45 AM CST

    Is EssDub in cahoots with The Cabal?

    by subtitles_off

    Or has she, in her secret identity of mild(ish)-mannered waitress, infiltrated The Evil Lair? And, what sort of treasured Deux ex machina does Oldman carry in his pocket? A condom? A hard candy?Find out in the further chapters of...The UFC Battle of The Pedalback-Friends And Oldman's Omen of Glowing Woe!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:55:12 AM CST

    Nah, I don't think you got as far as BEAST.

    by subtitles_off

    I don't even think you got to MERMAID, yet. Unless I missed a couple.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:57:15 AM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Hehe, I'm going down the dojo for some sparring now but will continue towards the exciting conclusion when I return...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:58:17 AM CST

    Cobes, I'm dropping the

    by subtitles_off

    UFC tag. This is more of an epic saga. Whereas, UFC was sort of a nod to 'Lop's original inspiration, we're into more of a wide-ranging, inter-publisher crossover type thing here. You have to give it a title.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:58:58 AM CST

    beast...

    by six demon bag

    i remember doing "dancing cutlery and silverware"

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:00:01 AM CST

    no subject

    by six demon bag

    i definitely did MERMAID...cause i remember doing ...DOWN UNDER

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:01:54 AM CST

    subs

    by six demon bag

    troubles brewing in the TOYBack..EssDub is about to unleash milk

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:03:17 AM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    I'm open to suggestions...?
    Perhaps 'War Of The Pedalback' written ominously in old type calligraphy.
    Maybe simply 'Pedalbacker' with all the cast in action move ensemble poses?
    Or I do like 'Oldman's Game', has a sort of cold-war thriller feel to it.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:05:02 AM CST

    Bet little boys will see the words "Disney" and "Prince"

    by feralangel

    And think "gay". And avoid this movie like Kyle avoids Cartman. And as for this big boy, I say it looks like yet another Indiana Jones Clone, and I say to hell with it.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:05:14 AM CST

    Yeah, I seem to remember talking about

    by subtitles_off

    singing china sets, too, but I think that was in reference to Cocteau's movie which I said surprised me because it had magic silverware in it, too. I really don't remember you doing MERMAID. We'll have to check.Do you have any idea what side street we were on when you stopped? It was before New Year's, I think.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:10:27 AM CST

    WHERE THE HELL IS FLICK OR STABBY AND

    by subtitles_off

    HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE THE COL. TO SWEEP A FUCKING CAR?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:10:43 AM CST

    no subject

    by six demon bag

    Beats the shit outta me...maybe caineback?...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:15:51 AM CST

    Nah. You started it after we returned to

    by subtitles_off

    Nolan3Dback, but I don't remember if you finished it there. Hell, I can't even remember where we went after that. I have to follow breadcrumbs in reverse.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:17:17 AM CST

    next time we BAMPF...

    by six demon bag

    after the bitches leave..we should put which node we came from....in case we ever wanted to...y'know, PedalBack

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:17:32 AM CST

    What's EssDub yelling at Vades for?

    by subtitles_off

    She's a quick-tempered one, she is.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:20:51 AM CST

    I'm back.

    by colonelfatheart

    I had some other nonsense to tend to. I like what Cobes is doing. How about "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Wars" for a title?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:21:22 AM CST

    I usually take care of that in the Subbary®, Sixies.

    by subtitles_off

    That's how I was able to find all the parts to Cobra's epic on-goer. I've got that collected, and I've got all the Batmanster / Battmansuturo / Batlander collected. But, like Cobra pointed out yesterday, so much as just been lost to internet limbo.If I had had any idea we'd be doing this after eight months, I'd've kept better track of it from the start!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:23:55 AM CST

    I like it, Col.

    by subtitles_off

    We'll suggest it to him when he comes back.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:24:10 AM CST

    Sixies, whatever happened over in the NolanSupesBatBack?

    by colonelfatheart

    Did Fett ever respond? Did you continue to chop heads?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:26:39 AM CST

    Fett's running that joint, Col.

    by subtitles_off

    Unless you really have an enlarged sock for Superman and/or Nolan, I'd steer clear of that one.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:28:32 AM CST

    * has just been lost *

    by subtitles_off

    savagedave used to collect stuff off The Pedalback, too. If / when we catch up with him, we should ask him what he's got.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:31:03 AM CST

    I chopped fukken heads! Dammit!

    by six demon bag

    Then liberal warrior came outta no where to attempt a side swipe... Fail.conti tried to give history lessons to no avail..,

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:33:21 AM CST

    ...AAAAHHH! I FORGOT...WHAT'S THE NUMBER?!...

    by flickapoo

    ...do I have time to catch up?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:34:06 AM CST

    I have the PB bookmarked at home

    by six demon bag

    That's a start right... I'm not gonna be able to sleep til we figure what's what.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:37:22 AM CST

    It's about time! We've got fewer than 100 posts to go.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 10:38:06 AM CST

    You got time.

    by subtitles_off

    Cobra--Kai wrote an interlude. scroll up and check that out.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:38:13 AM CST

    GODDAMN. I got sidetracked in that Toy Story melée

    by scarywaitress

    I'm here, though. Whew! Did I miss 50K?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:38:46 AM CST

    IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 10:39:11 AM CST

    Yeah, what IS EssDub yelling at me for?

    by d.vader

    Color me confused, but I guess she's in a foul mood this morning. Or showing her true colors.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:39:33 AM CST

    We haven't had any

    by subtitles_off

    Colonel Angus this morning yet.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:40:51 AM CST

    Whatever it was, you're both here now

    by subtitles_off

    where it's nice and warm. Pedalback Rule 3.7.1: We leave that other shit outside the door.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:42:38 AM CST

    41811

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 10:43:11 AM CST

    Everybody scroll up and check out Cobra's interlude.

    by subtitles_off

    EssDub is spying on The Cabal. And Oldman has something up his slee...um, in his pocket.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:44:46 AM CST

    From there, Sixies, we went to Spider-man 4 / 5 .

    by subtitles_off

    And then Nolan in 3D (I think). Then Caine. Then back to 3D (maybe).

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:44:53 AM CST

    Oh come ON, D.Vader...

    by scarywaitress

    you were being totally condescending in there. You don't call someone out for not liking a movie like that and NOT expect reprisal... especially if that someone is me. Puh-leese. And, that wasn't yelling. You should know what my yelling sounds like by now. ☺

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:48:57 AM CST

    EssDub--did you get the quote from me?

    by six demon bag

    im framing your dissertation..hugs.

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  • ... for not liking the movie. I was calling you out and telling you my opinion. Nowhere did I insult you or pretend that your opinion was inferior. In fact, I guess I did the exact same thing YOU did in your post and stated my opinion as if it *were* fact bc neither of us used the phrase "I think..." before we went on opinionating. You said "Toy Story 2 is Pixar's (worst movie)". I said "Toy Story 2 is fantastic." See that? No insults there. I merely called you out bc we're friends here on the Pedalback. But for some reason you take it as an insult and proceed to rip me a new one with your holier-than-thou attitude, as if I said "MY OPINION IS THE FINAL WORD", pretending that you're not stooping to the same level you perceived me to be at. Sorry, but I don't take kindly to random outbursts directed at me like that, especially when its undeserved, and especially when the other person doesn't want to play by his or her own "rules".

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:49:48 AM CST

    ..."but isn't that a bit shit?"

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 10, 2010 10:51:42 AM CST

    trying to load PB 1.0

    by six demon bag

    taking forever at work...not even gonna try iPhone.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:52:17 AM CST

    ...HEY [throws bucket of cold water] take that shit...

    by flickapoo

    ...outside you two.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:52:55 AM CST

    D... we don't bring that here. You want to duke it out,

    by scarywaitress

    go back there. I'm not doing this here. That's the last I'm talking about this in here. Honoring Subs request here. He keeps the order. Respect.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:53:41 AM CST

    Vades! Leave it at the door!

    by subtitles_off

    It's all a big misunderstanding. sarcasm, enthusiasm, strong opinionating - it's all too easy to misinterpret on the internet.No big whoop. Smile and shake hands, or I'm gonna use pilfered Waynetech to noogie you into a coma.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:55:33 AM CST

    ...mostly I just wanted to get Scary's uniform wet.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 10, 2010 10:56:16 AM CST

    *Drenched*

    by d.vader

    Well I'm over there too ready to talk.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:56:24 AM CST

    no need, Sixies. PB 2.0 = 42071

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 10:57:36 AM CST

    PB 3.0 = 42153

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 10:57:43 AM CST

    beauty and the beast is in 42153

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 10:59:16 AM CST

    Nah, Vades. Both of you stay here.

    by subtitles_off

    Where we're partying.If you're good I might show you my ( ☉ )( ☉ )

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:01:27 AM CST

    ...the thing is, we all have different personae out there...

    by flickapoo

    ...on the front page. Scary is a bit of a berserker, as her name implies.I like to lob feces-grenades from time to time...it's all in good fun though.Must watch out for friendly fire and not take it too seriously.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:02:32 AM CST

    Subs, ohmigod, put those AWAY.

    by scarywaitress

    We all need to be a lot drunker before we start whipping THOSE out. Besides, I'm saving my milkshake for the Final Showdown.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:03:40 AM CST

    Wait a minute... are there muliple PB's?

    by scarywaitress

    Or are we scouting?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:05:14 AM CST

    Yeah, cool it you two.

    by colonelfatheart

    I'm not in the mood to see an impromptu hate fuck. Wait, did I just say that? Snow days do something to my head. IIIIIII just wanna cel-e-braaate ... cel-e-braaate.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:05:39 AM CST

    EIssDub

    by subtitles_off

    In honor of 50K, Sixies and I decided to back-pedal and track down all the nodes that make up the entirety of The Pedalback, from last June-ish to now.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:05:47 AM CST

    we're PBn to find something old...

    by six demon bag

    PB 1.0 is ground zero.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:06:28 AM CST

    Set it off on the left y'all set it off on the right - set it of

    by dirk_the_amoeba

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:06:52 AM CST

    whats caineback?

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:06:54 AM CST

    PB 4.0 = #42455

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:07:31 AM CST

    PB 5.0 (a slight return) back to #42153

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:08:27 AM CST

    Caineback is 4.0 (Node #42455)

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:08:55 AM CST

    is that caineback..

    by six demon bag

    5.0 is 43389

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:09:22 AM CST

    At least i didn't whip out

    by subtitles_off

    an abomination like 'Lop did the other day.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:09:46 AM CST

    Jeez, how many of them were there?

    by d.vader

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:09:53 AM CST

    6.0

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:10:28 AM CST

    Nope, Sixies. After caineback we returned to

    by subtitles_off

    nolan3Dback. I'm counting that as 5.0.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:11:15 AM CST

    Lettuce say 43389 is 6.0

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:11:35 AM CST

    caineback is 42445

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:12:04 AM CST

    7.0 = 43590

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:13:04 AM CST

    7.0---43590

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:13:05 AM CST

    ...in an hour or so my neighbor is coming over to help...

    by flickapoo

    ...install a 300lb. Victorian cast iron radiator from the 1800's.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:13:42 AM CST

    8.0 = 43636 (ah, Mila)

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:13:55 AM CST

    i love OCD

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:16:19 AM CST

    9.0 = 43736 (NOWHERE BOY)

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:16:47 AM CST

    10.0 = 43784 (Wiseau)

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:17:00 AM CST

    11.--43854

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:17:43 AM CST

    ...and no, that's not a euphemism.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:18:36 AM CST

    Guys... we get it... There are lots of them.

    by scarywaitress

    So many threads that could not contain the PB. But come on... we can't hit 50K rehashing the past. THE FUTURE is all that matters.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:18:42 AM CST

    11.0 = 43854 (The Dude)

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:19:15 AM CST

    12.0 = 43897 (Streeeeeeetch)

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:20:09 AM CST

    Which brings us here to LUCKY Pedalback 13.0 and

    by subtitles_off

    50K in 50 more posts!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:21:14 AM CST

    A Victorian radiator?

    by subtitles_off

    That's a blast from the past! Get it?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:21:32 AM CST

    thats wasnt as bad as i thiought...

    by six demon bag

    PB 1.0--41811
    PB 2.0--42071
    PB 3.0--42153
    PB 4.0--42445
    PB 5.0--42153 (a true PB!)
    PB 6.0--43389
    PB 7.0--43590
    PB 8.0--43636
    PB 9.0--43736
    PB 10.0--43784
    PB 11.0--43854
    PB 12.0--43897
    PB 13.0--43912

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:22:44 AM CST

    "Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won;

    by colonelfatheart

    here's to America's colors, the colors that never run."

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:22:59 AM CST

    Queen Victoria? Great Queen, or Greatest Queen?

    by subtitles_off

    I miss The Crazy Brits.Pour a little on the ground for absent homies.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:23:39 AM CST

    may the wings of liberty never lose a feather

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:24:36 AM CST

    I can't believe EssDub didn't want to see my

    by subtitles_off

    ( ☉ )( ☉ )I've been bench-pressing like a merfer for those peckies.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:25:16 AM CST

    "How's that hopey-changey stuff workin' out for ya?"

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:25:20 AM CST

    Vicki would get bitch-slapped by Liz the First.

    by scarywaitress

    You all know it.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:25:38 AM CST

    ...I think I could make a tournament surprise...

    by flickapoo

    ...comeback. I'm thinking that Scorpio's call melted my brain...but Scorpio's wasn't the only call on my mind that day.I say Scorpio's death call melded and transmogrified with The Voice of Rhona Mitra...turning me into an unstoppable poo flinging, English schoolteacher voiced zombie.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:27:07 AM CST

    Yeah, Flick, and you're merging with all the other

    by subtitles_off

    losing combatatants, so the poo your flinging is water_shit.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:27:15 AM CST

    Subs... then they should look like [ ☉ ][ ☉ ]

    by scarywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:27:42 AM CST

    I LIKE this for the sequel!

    by subtitles_off

    Baby, we got ourselves a franchise!!!!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:28:16 AM CST

    We all know the Greatest Queen

    by colonelfatheart

    was the one that put out "A Night at the Opera."

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:28:19 AM CST

    Sarah Palin is a F*CKING RETARD.

    by scarywaitress

    You know, for kids!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:29:16 AM CST

    Sacary - you picked the wrong Vader to fuck with

    by dirk_the_amoeba

    It was white_vader who said "(yes Scary Waitress, it's pretty much universally acknowledged as) one of the best sequels ever. So settle down dude, it's easy to see how Profit got some wires crossed."

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:29:25 AM CST

    Yeah, like my abba-dabbas.

    by subtitles_off

    [__][__]
    [__][__]
    [__][__]

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:31:29 AM CST

    ♪ ♫ " I've paid my dues" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:32:06 AM CST

    ♪ ♫ "Time after time" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:32:17 AM CST

    "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Unbound"

    by colonelfatheart

    That's for the sequel.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:32:38 AM CST

    ♪ ♫ " I've served my sentence" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:33:06 AM CST

    ♪ ♫ "But committed no crime" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:33:25 AM CST

    ...I'm so proud of ToddleraPoo. We were in Toys r...

    by flickapoo

    ...Us yesterday, and she pointed at a Buzz Lightyear doll and yelled..."LOOK!...IT'S SAMURAI JACK!!".That's my girl.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:34:20 AM CST

    Sarah Palin IS a fucking retard!

    by subtitles_off

    You know, for EMPHASIS!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:35:41 AM CST

    Subs

    by six demon bag

    When did we rounds about fleetwood and MJ? 1.0?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:36:01 AM CST

    HA! Keep her clear of the Sesame Street aisle.

    by subtitles_off

    She'll start [bleep]ing!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:36:49 AM CST

    Yeah, that was 1.0, Sixies. That's how we bonded.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:37:30 AM CST

    ♪ ♫ " And bad mistakes" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:37:36 AM CST

    ...ha, you're not kidding.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:37:45 AM CST

    Sarah Palin is a retard, yes, but she is the face

    by colonelfatheart

    of a recurring strain of American fascism. I laugh at her with a twinge of fear in my gut.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:37:57 AM CST

    ♪ ♫ " I've made a few" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:38:29 AM CST

    ♪ ♫ " I've had my share of sand kicked in my face" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:39:04 AM CST

    ♪ ♫ "But I've pulled through" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:40:13 AM CST

    She's too stupid to do any damage, but

    by subtitles_off

    the thing they find to slog around in her wake will end up running the country finally into the gutter once and forever.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:41:00 AM CST

    I'm just gonna sit back, now and watch awhile.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:44:04 AM CST

    Will it be Flick, EssDub, Sixies, Col, Vader,

    by subtitles_off

    or, is a shadowy figure waiting in the shadows, um, where shadows hide because, well, it's shadowy?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:44:52 AM CST

    ScaryWaitress, you and I can agree on that one

    by d.vader

    (The Sarah Palin remark)

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:44:57 AM CST

    or, did my Queen singing scare everyone out of here?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:49:16 AM CST

    Hello?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:50:23 AM CST

    ...Colonel, did you see the DUNE/QUEEN musical...

    by flickapoo

    ...remake that Cobra, HarryCalder, and I had planned?The one with Freddie Mercury starring as the Kwisatz HadeROCK! and ruling the trippy spice planet AROCK!is?The theme song was to be a We Will Rock you type number with sand thumpers instead of drums.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:51:49 AM CST

    ♪ ♫ "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDS" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:52:10 AM CST

    EssDub

    by six demon bag

    Now that I got the pb tally outta the way... I really don't think pixar entering shrek territory...their films are timeless and devoid of any pop culture refs... Which are basically what DW anis are...TS will be as relevant 60 years from now

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:52:17 AM CST

    Yes, I did see that, Flick. I'd kill to live on AROCK!is.

    by colonelfatheart

    Here's hoping one of you hits the lottery so you can bankroll a production.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:52:24 AM CST

    ME! ME! ME! I got all dressed up for this!

    by scarywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:52:38 AM CST

    50000TH!!!!!!!!

    by subtitles_off

    Congratulations, Flick! Speech. Speech.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:55:08 AM CST

    50000 does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Oh yes. It does.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:55:19 AM CST

    Sixies, I agree with the details of that.

    by scarywaitress

    I only meant Shrek territory in the sense that they could be straying into the beat-a-franchise-like-a-piñata-till-money-stops-coming-out territory, à la Disney. NOT that TS was like Shrek in content.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:55:25 AM CST

    I don't even know what AROCK!is is.

    by subtitles_off

    I demand a re-count! Somebody's chad musta been dangling!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:56:34 AM CST

    Mother pus bucket !

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:56:49 AM CST

    ...that was me? Damn...uh, I'd like to thank...

    by flickapoo

    ...ToddleraPoo, whose existence allows/forces me to hang out here all day. I'd like to thank my agent and the econoly...for letting work get so slow as to allow me to hang out here all day...I'd like to thank...oh, sorry. Gotta make a PB&J real quick...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:56:59 AM CST

    You know, Cobes, if

    by subtitles_off

    we kept it going 'til Comic-Con, I bet we'd be at 100K by then.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:58:31 AM CST

    Sixies, I thought for sure you'd realize

    by subtitles_off

    I was setting you up for it. You just kind of went back to work or something there for ten minutes.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:59:15 AM CST

    ...I'd like to thank the doctor lady with the looong...

    by flickapoo

    ...blood red nails.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:59:47 AM CST

    The FACKING econoly.

    by subtitles_off

    I mean, she's very, very pretty, but she can't act. She was atrocious in HULK.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:59:53 AM CST

    Gotta say I'm not a big fan of the TOY STORY movies.

    by colonelfatheart

    I like them okay, but I don't see them as classics.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:01:19 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Subs... pls don't say 100k right now. That's like standing exhausted and half-dead on top of K2 and saying 'hey look over at Everest, who fancies a walk?!'

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:01:30 PM CST

    ...^for making me the man I am today.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 10, 2010 12:01:34 PM CST

    I'd like to thank Gabriella of The Mud

    by subtitles_off

    for letting you run away that one time she had you cornered in the school-yard behind the fence.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:02:33 PM CST

    No I had to run to the bank

    by six demon bag

    And grab a bite...I had a blast regardless...now Ess has a lot of catching up to...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:03:10 PM CST

    Sorry, Cobes.

    by subtitles_off

    If you remember I was impressed, all out of bounds, by 5000.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:03:59 PM CST

    Wow. I'm so honored to ba a part of PB,

    by scarywaitress

    on such a hallowed day. *sniff* It's so *sniff* beautiful...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:06:57 PM CST

    ...I'd like to thank God, who apparently loves Pedalback...

    by flickapoo

    ...but forgot to watch over Haiti...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:09:03 PM CST

    That's what she said,

    by subtitles_off

    as she clutched the gold trophy so tightly to her bosom it tug a portion of the designer gown she wore just so as to reveal the splendid nipple of her right breast. Oblivious to the swell of violins from the orchestra pit below, she continued to thank acting teachers, friends from grade school, her heavenly father, Jesus Christ, and forty-six other people besides her husband. As the audience stirred uncomfortably in the seats, both at home and in the auditorium, one witness cocked his shades at an angle to focus on a clearer view."Nice knackers, there, hehehe," snorted Jack Nicholson from the front row.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:09:22 PM CST

    ...that Of The Mud episode morrors the Doctorlady...

    by flickapoo

    ...incident...I see a symmetry, a pattern developing here...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:10:14 PM CST

    Thats cool Sacary

    by dirk_the_amoeba

    btw - Amoebas don't follow rules, we make them.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:11:49 PM CST

    Speaking of errands, I'm way-late for a few.

    by subtitles_off

    Keep the party going while I'm away.Be back.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:13:48 PM CST

    In honor of-- I ask that that you take

    by six demon bag

    A moment to wander into PB1.0 and laugh at how young and naive we were. Fir now we are devo! And we've picked up a few gooder-boobers, lost a few, harrycalder who?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:14:03 PM CST

    ...yeah, I've got to get the place ready for radiator...

    by flickapoo

    ...installation.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:17:31 PM CST

    Milestones always make me melancholy.

    by subtitles_off

    [sniff]Cobes, it's up to you to make us laugh with some more epic throw-downs.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:24:04 PM CST

    Shed no tears.

    by colonelfatheart

    I have shit to do, too.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:32:39 PM CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Pedalback Tourney. Semi-Finals. Subtitles_Off vs anonymoose vs Scary Waitress vs TedKordLives.
    Subs walked into the dimly lit alley. This was the time and it was the place.
    "I know you're here" he shouted "I've got 2 kilos of semtex rammed up my ass and im not afraid to use it". Subs wielded the red-buttoned detonator, showing it to no one in particular.
    "Better be careful with that thing" said a chirpy voice from above him. On a rusted steel fire escape sat TedKordLives, bowling ball in his lap.
    Next to Subs the large trash bin, unleashing a rotten smell. Subs was suprised to see a moose pop his head up. "Hello" it said.
    Subs heard the clack of high heels and sashaying down the alley towards him the backlight lit up the curvaceous form a woman dressed as a waitress. "Glad you came" she said.
    The three figures stood in front of Subs. "So if you're not here to kill me... what defuck do you want?" he asked, still holding the detonator.
    "To open your eyes" growled Moose.
    "Yeah. Oldman's been playing us all along" said Ted.
    "What?" quizzed Subs.
    Scary Waitress handed him a sheet of paper, on it were a familiar list of names; Cobra--Kai, Six Demon Bag, ColonelFatheart, Flickapoo, Stabby, and many more. Subs saw his own name and those of the three before him on the list.
    "This is Oldman's list. Explained Scary. A list of the most hardcore motherfuckers on the planet. The pedalbackers. Don't you see - these are the people he wants hammered. He wants us gone, and he used *us* to make that happen."
    "Sonnuvabitch." said Subs.
    "But there's going to be payback" said Ted "we're taking the fight to Oldman."
    "You're joking right?" said Subs "If you had every guy on this list you might have a chance, and I stress *might* - just you three, that's suicide. What you got against Oldman anyway?"
    "I am from a long line of 'bowlers', we fight evil wherever we find it. And there is no greater evil than Oldman and his cohorts." Ted was the first to speak.
    "I am the last of my kind, thanks to Oldman and his associate Michael Caine. My family used to live in Burma and our greatest joy was collecting gem stones from the humans. Dad once found a ruby as big as my hoof. And we'd throw them in the river. What great days they were. But then Caine came. He burned down the jungle and my family with it. So I entered this tournament with one purpose. To kill Michael Caine."
    Finally Scary spoke. "I used to be nicknamed 'Friendly Waitress'. That was before Stretch Armstrong came into the restaurant. They shouldn't have called him Stretch - letch woulda been more suitable. His hands were everywhere. I tried to go hide in the stock room but his arms stretched round there too and groped me up. Urgh. After that day I changed. I don't really want to be Scary anymore - I want to be Friendly again. And the only way I can mend myself is to break Stretch Armstrong."
    "Nice stories" said Subs "but me, im just in it for the prize. Okay. Fuck it. I like you guys. Let's get Oldman!"
    'The dude' put down his binoculars on the rooftop ledge, stubbed out a joint and picked up his radio. "Boss, they're coming."
    Result = All-star Alliance!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:34:52 PM CST

    Stabby check this out. I found it going back over the Pb's

    by dirk_the_amoeba

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba Aug 30th, 2009
    11:12:08 AM
    I agree that Batman considers himself a very moral figure - he is Beat man, and certainly above the un-groovy criminals he apprehends. I think the ambiguity comes in when trying to separate the juvenile comic book portrayal of the last 60 years, with an updated more adult themed portrayal. Be it in the movies or comics.

    See, man; Batdudes 'tude is one that aspires to a moral high ground to show that no matter the circumstance, Batdude will not lower himself to the level of his foes. While that is all hunky dory in the world of juvie comics - and I say juvie because comics have matured overall, but some still hang on to outdated juvie ideals, it don't cut the blue cheese in a world that is not so black and white - i.e. juvie.

    Now this brings me to Toadkillers argument - while I agree that it is outside the scope of the juvie comic world, it is not outside the scope of a more mature themed comics. See, Bats is nutz. Dude is obsessed and haunted. He holds onto his tenuous grip on sanity by doing what Toad said: Taking an attitude or position to an extreme i.e having an extreme vanity. Or like what the Operative of the Continent said: Dogma. If he thinks he is no better than his foes - and the major thing that separates them is his not killing them (because he employs all kinds of 'criminal' methods to apprehend them or get them to talk), then his carefully constructed world crumbles. Tres Uncool.

    Now is where it gets hinky. By not doing something, he is actually doing something. By not killing or permanently imprisoning them, he insures they will do it again. I think for purpose of this discussion we have to venture beyond the Nolan film, and look at the history of Bats and Joker, and all other psycho criminals he has faced.

    The Operative of the Continent said it best: If Joker gave Bats a remote that would blow Joker straight to hell, but by failing to push it Joker would kill thousands, bats would be paralysed. He would not push it, and thousands would die. That is not an end justifies means, it is a man justifying his existence his belief he is better than the criminals at the expense of thousands dying.

    I like a moral Batman, but I can see the other argument very well.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:35:45 PM CST

    Then you replied...

    by dirk_the_amoeba

    Dirk
    by Stabby Aug 30th, 2009
    12:09:24 PM
    Your post, which does a good job of explaining the argument, seems to reinforce my position. I agree that Batdudes sanity is tenuous at best and that is why it is so crucial for him to stick to his moral code. I always believed that Bruce Wayne is a seriously underdeveloped man child who has dedicated his life to one thing: justice. While he works outside of the legal system he also works with it and because of men like Commissioner he has not completely given up on it. The Batman who won't kill is Nolan's Batman. I guess toadkiller does not agree with how Nolan has portrayed Batman then. The brilliance of what Nolan has done is evident is the fact that we can have such an argument about morality regarding a Superhero movie.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:36:17 PM CST

    Then I replied...

    by dirk_the_amoeba

    Cool Stabs!
    by Dirk_The_Amoeba Aug 30th, 2009
    12:17:19 PM
    You are Beat man. One cool daddio.

    Methinks there are more levels of the argument to be explored, but I will leave that to people with more vested interest in doing so. I'm gonna sip some lemonade and play canasta!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:40:54 PM CST

    Dirk's Recap of the epic node 42153

    by dirk_the_amoeba

    Dirk's TB Recap
    by Dirk_The_Amoeba Sep 4th, 2009
    11:53:12 AM
    First few Hundred posts: IMAX yes! IMAX Suck!

    Second few hundred posts: BM ( Batman not Bowel Movement) has great rogues gallery! Joseph Gordon Levitt for Joker!

    Next few hundred posts: Joseph Gordon Levitt sucks! Joseph Gordon Levitt for Emperor of Universe!

    Next few Hundred posts: Sleep. Sleep. Sleep... BAMMO! Batman psycho! No he's not! Yes he is! Your momma! Your porcupine! I'm leaving! Good riddance!

    Next Few hundred posts: Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Snooooooore!...BAMMO! Superhero Orgy at Starks! Super Pussy! Evolutionary Pussy! Pussy galore (she was not invited). No Wolverine! Fisting! Nostrils raped!

    Next few hundred posts...To go where no geek has gone before

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:50:11 PM CST

    FUCKING EPIC, Cobes.

    by scarywaitress

    [rubbing hands together] This is gonna be sweeeeeet.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:53:42 PM CST

    Fucking dancer!

    by six demon bag

    A twist!!!!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 12:55:54 PM CST

    Why even bother watching the trailer?

    by asimovlives

    It's a Jerry Bruckheimer movie. Even in the trailers they look over-expensive and dumb.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 1:11:31 PM CST

    poptart's in the Cabana holding his own. I'm so proud of him.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 10, 2010 1:21:03 PM CST

    I haven't bothered watching the trailer.

    by anonymoose

    I'll probably end up seeing it with friends, though.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 1:24:32 PM CST

    Hi Asi... and that's just ONE of MANY reasons

    by scarywaitress

    this movie already pisses me off.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 1:41:33 PM CST

    whos doing the score?

    by six demon bag

    zimmer, glennie-smith...ot jabbawowski?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 1:47:00 PM CST

    gregson williams

    by six demon bag

    typical...yawn

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  • Feb 10, 2010 1:49:07 PM CST

    Shit, I say "Mother Pus Bucket" all the time!

    by d.vader

    And I get very weird looks from my girlfriend when I do.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:02:21 PM CST

    The Dude is part of The Cabal?

    by subtitles_off

    Say it ain't so, Cobes!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:04:11 PM CST

    Fucking germs.

    by subtitles_off

    Trying to spread. Anybody got some Ly-Sol®?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:05:16 PM CST

    I've never said, "Mother Pus Bucket!"

    by subtitles_off

    I'm going to seek the first opportunity and scream it to the heavens.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:27:45 PM CST

    I DO come from a long line of bowlers....

    by tedkordlives

    So just watch out!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:29:34 PM CST

    Hey Teddy!

    by subtitles_off

    50K6:51:18

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:29:59 PM CST

    Do it Subs

    by d.vader

    You'll feel much much better when you do.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:33:10 PM CST

    try to scream it at a giant marshmallow man

    by six demon bag

    dressed like a sailor

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:35:22 PM CST

    Well, there might not be much opportunity for that.

    by subtitles_off

    They sort of all stay toward the east coast. Giant marshmallow men are fairly elitist like that.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:35:40 PM CST

    Yo Subs, gang.

    by tedkordlives

  • Feb 10, 2010 2:36:39 PM CST

    Hey! Pretty soon we can tell The Pinheads on

    by subtitles_off

    Nolan Island to swab our pus bucket.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:39:13 PM CST

    Sixies, did you settle on your weekend Netflix rents?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 2:39:13 PM CST

    "NOBODY steps on a Pedalback in my town!"

    by tedkordlives

    1...2...3...ROAST HIM!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:39:57 PM CST

    Did we hit 50k yet?

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 2:40:00 PM CST

    New The Last Airbender trailer up

    by d.vader

    At Yahoo Movies, if anyone is interested. Expect AICN to pick it up on Friday. http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810071569/video/18070297/

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:43:45 PM CST

    Yeah, Col. @ 11:50:23.

    by subtitles_off

    I thought you were there.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:44:18 PM CST

    You were there in spirit.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 2:44:32 PM CST

    WHAT. THE. FUCK?

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/y8sdk4n

    "Who would've known that the most eurotrashy part of Europe was actually South Africa."

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:45:52 PM CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Pedalback Tourney. The Final. Subtitles_Off, anonymoose, Scary Waitress, TedKordLives vs Gary Oldman.
    "So this is where we find Oldman??" gasped Subtitles_Off, staring up at the imposing gothic mansion on the hill.
    "Yes" said Ted "him and Caine bought 'Wayne Manor'. They used their ill-gotten gains from The Dark Knight to buy the house where they shot it."
    "Tonight Caine will know pain" snorted Moose.
    "Im ready" said Scary adjusting her boobs.
    "Ok let's do this" said Subs and the four of them marched side by side up the long and winding road to Oldman's lair.
    The large door to the manor creaked open and moose peered around. "Looks like we caught Oldman napping" moose whispered as they crept into the darkened hallway "hey, I might even suprise sex him in his sleep. That'll teach him.."
    Suddenly the lights came on dazzling bright! From both side of the hall figures stepped out from behind the pillars. From the end above the grand staircase came the sound of a slow hand clap. Gary Oldman stood there on the balcony looking down with a victorious expression.
    "You fuckin amateurs" he said "you thought you could waltz in and take me? Even now you're just standing there clocking me. You don't see my men moving into position around you. You don't see.. whoa those are some big titties" Oldman's monologue was temporarily distracted by Scary Waitress. "Bring that one to me. Prepare her for my pleasure."
    The villains encircled them. Scary saw Stretch Armstrong's leering face as his arm stretched towards her. Moose saw Michael Caine grinning in victory. Subs saw they were outnumbered "They've even got Tobey Maguire" he muttered to Ted.
    "I am *not* fucking Tobey Maguire!" whined Jake Gyllenhall.
    "You want these?" said Scary ripping apart her blouse and exposing her wobbling breasts. Stretch grinned and pulled her in closer towards him like an octopus with its prey. "Then have 'em motherfucker!" she screamed squeezing her tits hard and sending two milky jets into Stretch's leering mouth.
    Stretch's head exploded in a milky mess, stunning the entire room and Scary wiped her mouth "that's how we do things on the mommy board!"
    "ATTACK!" shouted moose and charged at Caine. Ted swung his bowling ball into the face of 'the dude' knocking out his front teeth. Subs got tackled to the ground by Jake Gyllenhall. "Why are you dressed as Aladdin?" grunted Subs as Gyllenhall wrestled him. "I am *not* Aladdin, i'm The Prince Of... oh never mind!"
    "You need to be taught some manners" said Caine as moose charged him. Caine deftly side-stepped the charge and tripped Moose to the ground with his walking cane. Caine drew back the handle of the cane revealing a rapier. He stabbed it at the fallen moose who wasn't quick enough to dodge. It spiked through his stomach causing moose to howl in pain.
    "Moose" shouted Ted and bowled his ball at Caine. Caine dived to avoid it, clattering into a suit of Armor and knocking it over. This was all the time moose needed, he leapt to his feet and although the blood flowed freely from his wound he stomped his hoof down between Caine's legs. The old man's balls made a satisfying squishing noise as they were crushed to jelly. "You weren't meant to blow my bloody balls off" moaned Caine through his pain, before moose put him out of his misery with a mighty stomp to the skull.
    Moose turned around triumphantly. He had avenged his family. Bang. A bullet ripped into his chest. Bang. Another and another.
    Tommy Wiseau held up the little beretta nervously as the moose turned on him, striding towards him. He fired off his remaining rounds into mooses flesh and then moose reached him. With one last effort moose kicked his hoof high into Wiseau's chin. Wiseau's jaw and indeed lower face were ripped off and flew across the hall like a soccer ball.
    Moose fell to the ground and snorted his last breath, he looked around and saw Subs being throttled by Gyllenhall. Ted was swiping his ball through thin air as he tried vainly to strike the Armageddon-back and Scary Waitress was being carried away up the staircase by Gary Oldman and 'the dude'.
    Was this how it all ends...?
    *to be continued*

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:46:53 PM CST

    I just love m&ms after they've been in the

    by colonelfatheart

    freezer a while.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:48:40 PM CST

    Thanks, Vades.

    by subtitles_off

    I still have some affection for M. Night, so I'm curious, but that still doesn't look like anything an old man would really get into.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:50:24 PM CST

    missed ya tedders

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 2:50:52 PM CST

    Oh crap!

    by colonelfatheart

    I ducked out for a bit. Goddamn it. Congrats Mr. Poo, wherever you are ...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:51:30 PM CST

    subs

    by six demon bag

    yeah i got CRANK 1 and 2 tonight...and then if all goes well i should have THIS IS IT on saturday along with the bonus discits gonna be peachy keen!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:52:43 PM CST

    bronson's got a short wait...

    by six demon bag

    and black dynamite is next week

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:53:04 PM CST

    "I am NOT Tobey fucking Maguire!"

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 2:53:25 PM CST

    The dream lives on, though.

    by colonelfatheart

    Here's to 50k! And may many more ks follow!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:54:04 PM CST

    50k does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Damn... that is without doubt the longest post i've ever (or probably will ever!) do on aicn.
    I'm doing it for you Pedalback! You cruel mistress.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 2:58:28 PM CST

    Epic, Cobes. Just epic.

    by subtitles_off

    "Why are you dressed as a Persian?"I need to BabelFish me some Arabic swear words and waste that merfer.'moose went out like a FACKING BEAST!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:00:18 PM CST

    you guys brought up DREAM ON last night

    by six demon bag

    that reminded me of MIND OF A MARRIED MAN..has anyone seen that?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:00:42 PM CST

    * dressed as Aladdin *

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 3:01:23 PM CST

    To be honest Sixies, I needed a break.

    by tedkordlives

    Looks like I came back at a good time, tho.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:02:03 PM CST

    Please tell me Oldman's wearing his Dracula wig.

    by subtitles_off

    Please, please, please.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:03:35 PM CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by asimovlives

    Isn't that the truth, friend?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:04:39 PM CST

    Hiya, Asi!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 3:04:57 PM CST

    subs

    by six demon bag

    which one--the brown one or the white scary one?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:05:16 PM CST

    Gregson Williams, i fucking hate that fucking hack

    by asimovlives

    For me, he's as detestable a composer as Michael Bay as a director. That fucker can kiss my ass!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:05:35 PM CST

    I guess the Dude DON'T abide, huh?

    by tedkordlives

    Eat that, you white russian drinking fuck!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:05:55 PM CST

    I enjoy the show, Subs

    by d.vader

    Its a pretty great and original action show for kids, so I've got high hopes for the movie.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:06:26 PM CST

    The white one.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 3:06:45 PM CST

    Subtitles_Off

    by asimovlives

    My man, how are you? So, you finally mannaged to escape the thralls of the Batman related threads? I guess your escape from them was worthy of the finalle of THE PRISIONER.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:07:08 PM CST

    Goddam Cobes, that was awesome.

    by tedkordlives

    And not just because I'm one of the final four.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:08:22 PM CST

    Cool, Vades. I've never seen an episode, but that

    by subtitles_off

    little kid in the trailer with the glowing arrow on his head did strike a chord, so I must be somewhat familiar with it.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:08:30 PM CST

    we're about to reach critical mass.

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 3:08:52 PM CST

    Oldman as Dracula

    by colonelfatheart

    Any way we can make that happen again?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:09:56 PM CST

    Six Demon Bag

    by asimovlives

    My major problem with Coppola and Oldman's Dracula movie is that they forgot to make it scary. Kinda like a no-no for a Dracula movie, don't you think? You know, it's almost as bad as not even trying to make an intelligent, thematic, topical Star Trek movie. What's the point?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:10:19 PM CST

    How can you hate Harry Gregson Williams?

    by d.vader

    After: Antz Team America (great spoof of big-budget Hans Zimmer type scores) Shrek (the theme, the one that Fiona sings to the birds) Kingdom of Heaven He's no James Newton Howard but I certainly wouldn't call him a hack, Asimov.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:10:39 PM CST

    Nah, Asi. This is still The Pedalback.

    by subtitles_off

    We've just separated from The Nolanverse. And, having nursed three threads to 10K, we don't feel we need to do that each and every time anymore. We sneak around kamikaze-style, now.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:10:53 PM CST

    fuck avatar!

    by six demon bag

    the last airbender

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:12:13 PM CST

    That was the 50,000th post I was hoping for, Sixies.

    by subtitles_off

    Better late than never.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:12:41 PM CST

    whoops.

    by six demon bag

    i left my BR dangling for all to see..my face is red and my hands are full.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:13:41 PM CST

    I thought Coppola's Dracula was scary

    by d.vader

    Seeing that giant Man-Bat spit at the cross to make it burn, werewolf rape, exploding blood fountains, Dracula's wives about to eat a baby, and crazy Gary Oldman stabbing a giant cross with a sword and shouting in some unintelligible language scared me when I was younger. Its got loads of atmosphere, you gotta give it that at least.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:14:18 PM CST

    asi

    by six demon bag

    i dont remember the source book being that scary either...i thought it was a good adaptation

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:14:33 PM CST

    Not in the same league as TIME AFTER TIME

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    It had 100th of the budget of this Cgi 300 Wannabe. YAWNNNNNNN

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:16:13 PM CST

    See, Vades, I respectfully disagree.

    by subtitles_off

    I saw all that stuff, as well as the entirety of Keanu and Winona's performances, to be high camp.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:17:12 PM CST

    The best stuff in that belonged to Tom Waits.

    by subtitles_off

    It's probably the age thing, again.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:18:46 PM CST

    VING RHAMES TO HIS AGENT...."GET ME OUT THE TRUCK THIS TIME"

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    1st one was great. 2nd rivalled Highlander2 for WTF moment. 3rd was much better. Bring back De Palma and Jon Voight!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:20:06 PM CST

    Every once in awhile some noob will come in

    by subtitles_off

    and make a perfectly reasonable remark about PRINCE OF PERSIA, and since I've already forgotten where we are, I wonder what DEƒUCK® they're on about.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:21:19 PM CST

    'Sup, Teddy?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 3:23:40 PM CST

    Coppola's DRACULA

    by colonelfatheart

    was a watershed moment for me. Lugosi's DRACULA was like a holy text for me as a younger boy. Chaste but cool. Then along comes Coppola's super sexed-up version right around the time I started whacking off in earnest. It seemed appropriate that Drac would serve as yet another guidepost in my youth.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:24:28 PM CST

    Doing my thing, Subby.

    by tedkordlives

    Shakin' the pillars of heaven, same as it ever was.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:24:39 PM CST

    Is Mr.Kyle from STAR TREK 2 still in this?

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    "You're error Mr.Kyle?"

    "NO MISTER SPOCK!"

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:26:18 PM CST

    I stumbled onto...

    by anonymoose

    ...Lady Gaga music videos on YouTube. I've never seen one. I'm entranced. God help me.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:26:53 PM CST

    Teddy,

    by subtitles_off

    are you hip to the whole Captain America comic thing? If yes, do you think that means good things or bad things for The Return of The One, True, Only Batman?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:27:21 PM CST

    i thought DRACULA was sexy

    by six demon bag

    and gaga too...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:27:43 PM CST

    Hopkins' performance was pure smoked ham.

    by colonelfatheart

    Just as tasty, too.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:27:58 PM CST

    God help us, if you start linking us to Lady GooGoo.

    by subtitles_off

    God help me, anyway.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:29:26 PM CST

    If you liked Hopkins in Dracula, it looks like

    by subtitles_off

    he's been asked to do a similar schtick in THE WOLFMAN.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:30:35 PM CST

    Hopkins owned the Van Helsing role.

    by tedkordlives

    He was so casual about the whole thing. I loved it.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:30:59 PM CST

    As for atmosphere, I thought Brannagh did a

    by subtitles_off

    better job with Frankenstein, although that one doesn't hold up to a second viewing where Coppola's Dracula might, provided you're in the mood for some silly.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:32:18 PM CST

    This is like something out of a nightmare...

    by anonymoose

    ...after playing too much Silent Hill and BioShock.

    http://tinyurl.com/yhjsveb

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:32:52 PM CST

    I'm aware of it, Subby.

    by tedkordlives

    I think Bats' return thing is already set in motion anyway, so Cap's story can't have much affect on Bats', as far as I can tell.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:33:07 PM CST

    Linked, Subs.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 10, 2010 3:35:11 PM CST

    Considering DC has pretty much copied

    by subtitles_off

    Marvel's Captain-sidekick-legacy storyline, though, beat-for-fucking-beat, it's got me worried and pissed. I've already seen artwork of a disabled Bruce with his uncostumed demon spawn at his side, too, so there's that.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:36:29 PM CST

    Oh, I'm down with THE WOLFMAN.

    by colonelfatheart

    Hopkins is a major selling point.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:36:32 PM CST

    Ignored, 'moose...GRIN.

    by subtitles_off

    Now be sure to disclaim all links to GaGa, so I can avoid those without missing any of your other stuff, please.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:37:23 PM CST

    THE ONLY DRACULA IS CHRISTOPHER LEE!

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    WTF are you guys high or something?
    Too much CGI. God damn you George, I saw what you and Steven did to Indy in that South Park Episode!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:37:25 PM CST

    I guess, Teddy, I'm just going to have to face it.

    by subtitles_off

    I'm done with Batman, now.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:37:37 PM CST

    Yeah, we know what's coming:

    by tedkordlives

    Pirate Bats, Noir Bats etc. But that's been the way with Marvel/DC for years now, just going back and forth copying each other's storylines. But what am I gonna do? Stop reading comics? Please.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:38:31 PM CST

    Prince of Persia?! Really?!

    by stabby

    Is this what happens in my absence?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:39:52 PM CST

    Smokie's putting on his FETT, today.

    by subtitles_off

    The Dracula every thinks of is Bela Lugosi. Even to this day. Christopher Lee, for me, was always so many other things, I could never associate him completely with Dracula. Granted, though, he was the best, in my non-humble own.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:40:37 PM CST

    The imagery in that video is brilliant, Subs.

    by anonymoose

    You're missing out.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:40:44 PM CST

    'moose I'm with you on the Gaga.

    by colonelfatheart

    Can't ... help ... it. There's something unsettling about her.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:40:57 PM CST

    CORRECTION! I apologize Smokie.

    by subtitles_off

    No one should be compared to FETT unless they've thrown around a few "fucking retard"s.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:41:45 PM CST

    STABBY!

    by subtitles_off

    What happens in your absence is 50-fucking-K, baby! Damn, you were missed.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:43:03 PM CST

    Professionally, Subby?

    by tedkordlives

    Seriously, tho, I know how you feel. DC's been fucking Ted's corpse for nearly five years now (Five years on March 30th, actually.). It's to the point where they announce that Kieth Giffen is going to make Ted a supporting character in Booster Gold without ressurecting him. Fuck that, I'm not buying that. That's what we call cheating, DC fucks.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:43:25 PM CST

    Teddy, I'm talking post-trapped in time, nonsense.

    by subtitles_off

    I'm talking the suit, the logo, the wearing of the pants after all the stupid shit is over.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:45:33 PM CST

    Yeah, I do like Lee's Dracula.

    by colonelfatheart

    But to me he's Saruman before everything else. But, my, what an everything else he has!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:45:59 PM CST

    Yeah, professionally.

    by subtitles_off

    Unless it's Bruce in the suit, it isn't Batman. That's the kind of crap they used to pull all the time when I was a little kid, and I hated it. That's why I had to wait for Denny O'Neil to make him cool again before I could read any of that stuff.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:46:22 PM CST

    Lucas hoared the COUNT in Crapisode II

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    Mr Lee needs the cash for his grass and hookers habit obviously.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:47:28 PM CST

    Everything else. The first thing I saw Lee in,

    by subtitles_off

    even before i saw him as Dracula, was the Hammer remake of Frankenstein as The Monster. That dead eye kept me up a lot of nights as a kid.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:48:45 PM CST

    I don't think Steve is gonna be Cap anymore.

    by tedkordlives

    So I doubt Bruce is gonna get back in the suit. At least, that's how it's gonna be for awhile. Just take an extended leave from Batman. In comics, the status quo usually prevails in the end.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:49:13 PM CST

    Mr. Lee's gotta eat, Smokie.

    by subtitles_off

    He's a Burton man, now. Does he have a bit in ALICE IN WONDERLAND?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:49:15 PM CST

    If you don't like lees Dracula....

    by six demon bag

    Then you don't like the character. And you're a fucking retard

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:51:00 PM CST

    Your thinking has been confirmed.

    by subtitles_off

    It's all just a giant wagging of the dicks by young writers whose egos extend their talent or ability to write a story without a gimmick.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:51:21 PM CST

    I'm seeing The Wolfman tonight

    by d.vader

  • Feb 10, 2010 3:52:42 PM CST

    Except, the writers aren't YOUNG.

    by subtitles_off

    They're all my age. That's right! All this generational angst, I'm feeling has been mis-directed. I can't blame the youngers for lapping it up. They're being manipulated by balding fuckers who ought to know better.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:53:19 PM CST

    HA! Sixies. Nice impression.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 3:53:57 PM CST

    Fighting does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Pedalback Tourney. The final. Into The Eye Of Oldman.
    Continued...
    Subs looked across at the dead figure of moose. It felt almost as bad as losing a pet. But when Subs had lost his beloved 'Woofy-dawg' all those years ago he had been sad. This time he was MAD!
    With a mighty push Subs flung Jake 'Prince Of Persia' Gyllenhall off him and into the wispy form of the Armageddon-Back. Their bodies occupied the same space and with a little flash they both vanished.
    "That was too much Bay in one place. I guess he's the only director where more equals less." Subs said rather suprised at the result.
    Ted wasn't hanging around either and he chased up the stairs. "Stop him" muttered Gary Oldman to 'the dude' as Oldman hurried on with Scary Waitress over his shoulder.
    'The Dude' took a toke on his reefer and blew it in Ted's face just as he reached the top of the staircase. Ted coughed, but like Bill Clinton he did not inhale. Instead he swung his bowling ball into 'the dudes' face, knocking out his remaining teeth and sending him falling off the edge of the balcony.
    'The dude' lay broken on the rug below, "I like this rug" he murmured as his life drained away "really ties the room together..."
    Subs joined Ted at the top of the stairs. "Let's finish this. It's time to get Oldman."
    Ted and Subs smashed through the door into Oldman's private chamber. There tied to a corner of the four poster bed was Scary, her tits still exposed from earlier. And standing next to her was Gary Oldman - and yes! He was dressed as Dracula (white hair if you want to be specific).
    "Fuck, it's Gary Oldman dressed as Dracula!" exclaimed Ted.
    "Fuck, Scary Waitress has got great tits!" exclaimed Subs.
    "Pathetic mortals. Hurling your body into the void without the faintest inkling of who or what is out there." Oldman's hand went protectively to his breast pocket "If you knew the true nature of the Pedalback you would cower from it in terror."
    "Yeah, and if you knew the true nature of my dick you'd cower from *it* in terror too!" said Ted.
    "What?" said Gary Oldman.
    "Oh fuck this" said Scary Waitress and with a great yank on her bindings snapped the wooden post on the ornate four-poster.
    The top of the bed wobbled and then fell down into the room. Scary dived out of the way but Oldman was not to lucky. The top section of the broken post fell upon him, it's sharp shards impaling him clean through.
    Gary Oldman gurgled up blood and reached shakily to his pocket. He pulled out a leather notepad, and his dying fingers closed around it.
    Subs went over and looked down at the dead villain.
    "We can have the prize when we prise it from your cold dead hands? Is that right Gary? Yeah motherfucker? Well, fuck you! Im taking it from your still warm dead hands. How'd you like dem apples bitch?"
    Subs opened the notebook. His eyes widened. His brain subbarizing its contents like never before...
    It was the codes. The secrets of the Pedalback. How to insert pictures, black boxes, the banhammer, locking and unlocking threads, and talkbacker identities. "Fuck, so JettL really was Chris Nolan" murmured Subs.
    "We have defeated this great evil" said Ted proudly "now when I die I can take my place in the halls of my ancestors in whose mighty company I will not feel ashamed."
    "And I feel like I got a lot off my chest" said Friendly Waitress wrapping her modesty up in a bed sheet, "Hey, my name's changed too". A bird flapped in the window, alighted upon her finger and sang a merry tune.
    "And I got what I came for too" said Subs "let's get out of here".
    Outside the local villagers had organised an impromptu party for our three heroes. Balloons, streamers, music and dancing. Ted, Scary, and Subs chinked their frothing beer glasses together and took a swig in honor of their fellow Pedalbackers. They looked up and there was Cobra, standing on crutches with a broad smile on his face "God bless us, everyone!"
    THE END

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:53:59 PM CST

    Cool, Vades!

    by subtitles_off

    Promise you'll drop by and let us know what you thought.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:54:47 PM CST

    To be fair, Subby

    by tedkordlives

    I think a lot of these kinds of things are editorially mandated, with the writers scrambling to find the best way to tell the tale. Even then, editors will come in and fuck shit up(See: Spidey's One More Day)

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:55:39 PM CST

    PETER CUSHING was in Biggles

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    Lee had a cameo (CUT OUT) to get some Weed and a piece of fresh ass.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:55:50 PM CST

    Congrats on 50 fucking K, guys!

    by stabby

    Sorry I missed it. Got caught in this major N'oreaster.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:57:57 PM CST

    I'm jealous, Vader

    by colonelfatheart

    It's my shit luck that it opens on Valentine's weekend. Future Mrs. Fatheart hates going to the movies anyway, so if i'm going to make my monthly theater trip it's going to be for SHUTTER ISLAND.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:57:58 PM CST

    Fuck Yeah! We win the Pedalback!

    by tedkordlives

    Thanks Cobes, that was one sweet offer.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 3:58:53 PM CST

    HA! Great Cobes!

    by subtitles_off

    Just great!!!!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 3:59:29 PM CST

    Cobra Kai exsists in my dojo!

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    He likes weed and fresh ass. I'm going to cast him with JADEN SMITH and SAM WORTHINGTON in the sequel. Biggles 2 - WE DONT NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:02:12 PM CST

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    REMEMBER THAT

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:03:02 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Thanks guys... that was monumental even by dojo standards.
    Disclaimer: no badgers were harmed in the making of this Pedalback.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:04:10 PM CST

    You rule, Cobes.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:10:36 PM CST

    You don't know that, Cobes.

    by tedkordlives

    What I do with my badgers is between me and my badgers.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:10:59 PM CST

    Smokie, burn down Hollywood anyway.

    by subtitles_off

    That FACKIN® city needs a re-boot.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:13:42 PM CST

    Oh, hell, yeah. Teddy and I partied with some, um...

    by subtitles_off

    waitaminute...why were we partying with those badgers while Friendly was actually standing right there next to us - topless??!!?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:16:28 PM CST

    Birdman of Alcatraz cost 1/1000th of this LUCAS SPAWN

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood. I mean it!
    I'm Malkovich from In the Line OF fIRE. Tommorow I'm going fishing.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:16:41 PM CST

    Serpent

    by dirk_the_amoeba

    That was Professional.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:18:58 PM CST

    CGI BURT LANCASTER to save this 'filth'

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    Intercut with Gene Wilder facial pauses. Adds $30mill to the BO.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:18:59 PM CST

    CGI BURT LANCASTER to save this 'filth'

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    Intercut with Gene Wilder facial pauses. Adds $30mill to the BO.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:19:06 PM CST

    CGI BURT LANCASTER to save this 'filth'

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    Intercut with Gene Wilder facial pauses. Adds $30mill to the BO.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:20:14 PM CST

    Scary gets the big KO.

    by tedkordlives

    LEVEL UP!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:20:24 PM CST

    "Fuck, it's Gary Oldman dressed as Dracula!"

    by subtitles_off

    "Fuck, ScaryWaitress has got great tits."I was already guffawing over The Dude and his rug. I laughed so hard, I pulled something when I read that.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:23:12 PM CST

    'moose will know.

    by subtitles_off

    Is there a way to upload and link a text document to the internet? I mean, of course there is, but is there an easy way?If Cobes doesn't mind, I'd like to put the complete saga up so that everybody can get it. Then, after a few, we'll take it down, so it can live as a myth forever in cyber-space.Would you be cool with that, Cobes?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:23:42 PM CST

    "What?" said Gary Oldman.

    by tedkordlives

    Awesome. I threw him for a loop.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:24:37 PM CST

    "Where are you taking this.... THING?"

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    ...'TO OVER 3000 THEARTRES SIR!'.
    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:25:44 PM CST

    Hollywood,

    by subtitles_off

    CGI MAXIMILLION. I FACKING® dare yas.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:28:58 PM CST

    Stabby,

    by subtitles_off

    How deep did you get buried?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:31:18 PM CST

    What is The Black Hole's Producer MW2 Handle?

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    He better have a PS3. I wanna kick his ass. "Have some of that you mug!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:32:19 PM CST

    Here.

    by anonymoose

    freetexthost.com

    In return, you have to watch the video I linked to and post one compliment about Lady Gaga.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:34:58 PM CST

    About her or just the video, and

    by subtitles_off

    do I have to have the volume on?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:35:59 PM CST

    The video, volume on.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:36:24 PM CST

    What, no Captain Phil Obit TB???

    by snake foreskin

    That man deserves a TB. He was a great character!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:37:43 PM CST

    "Lady GaGa is one whacky dude"

    by subtitles_off

    doesn't count, I suppose.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:38:37 PM CST

    Snake, we recognized him first thing this morning.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:39:10 PM CST

    Actually just a foot so far, Subs

    by stabby

    But the wind and visibility are so bad they've closed the major highways and called out the National Guard to keep people off them.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:40:11 PM CST

    So, you are home safe and mulling some cider, then?

    by subtitles_off

    And everyone you know is accounted for?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:42:25 PM CST

    You know, 'moose,

    by subtitles_off

    I don't have to do this because you already gave me the link, but since I am an honorable man, I will. I do not have to watch the entire thing, however. I only have to watch long enough to think of one thing complimentary to say.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:49:50 PM CST

    OK

    by subtitles_off

    I watched the whole thing. All the way to the sparking bra and the corpse on the bed.Um.The spotted Great Dane at the beginning looked like a really, really cool dog.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:51:40 PM CST

    Thanks for freetext, 'moose!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:52:01 PM CST

    The dog? Not the cinematography, among other things?

    by anonymoose

    Alright, fine.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 4:52:38 PM CST

    I had to do it....

    by tedkordlives

    http://tinyurl.com/yc7apq8

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:55:39 PM CST

    Cobra--Kai's permission is requested in this dojo.

    by subtitles_off

    Cobes, may I upload the complete "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Wars" to freetext and link it in tomorrow's Subbary®. That way, peeps who may have missed a part, here or there, can get the whole kitten-kaboodle.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:57:47 PM CST

    Gonna watch Bronson tonight

    by stabby

    I finally got a New Release from Netflix. Of course, it's gonna be available streaming in a couple weeks.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:58:04 PM CST

    The costumes were unique and interestingly designed.

    by subtitles_off

    You have to understand, that represents everything I hate about contemporary music. As far as the cinematography goes, they've been doing that sort of dance-flashy light thing since P. Diddy started it. Adding horror imagery isn't that original.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 4:58:56 PM CST

    Boyd Matson owes us some unpaid royalties.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:00:17 PM CST

    Congrats, Stabby.

    by tedkordlives

    I just got an e-mail telling me they can't ship me 'Midnight Run' right now. What DEFUCK®? Is there some kinda public clamoring for Midnight Run that I'm unaware of? I just wanna see Midnight Run again, is that so fucking horrible?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:03:25 PM CST

    I think MIDNIGHT RUN just got the upgrade,

    by subtitles_off

    didn't it, to Blu-Ray. Recently. Some times that causes a lag, I've noticed. They take a disc out of circulation to replace it with an upgraded one. At least, that has happened to me before.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:04:04 PM CST

    Cobes, I want a rematch!

    by stabby

    Yeah, I know, I got to have wild animal sex with Mrs. Water_Shit, but then I got acid shit on. And the Devil Bitch played me.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:04:14 PM CST

    MIDNIGHT RUN will be worth the wait.

    by subtitles_off

    GAWD®, I love that movie.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:04:24 PM CST

    Lucas is the Illumanati

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:04:27 PM CST

    Hi guys! Anyone for some pie... and milk?

    by friendlywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:05:26 PM CST

    That was AWESOME, Cobes.

    by friendlywaitress

    I love how much I kicked ass. MAN, my boobs are sore.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:06:21 PM CST

    If they remake MIDNIGHT RUN I will jihad HOLLYWOOD

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    FUCKING TRY ME

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:07:23 PM CST

    The Prince of Persia shit was GOLD.

    by friendlywaitress

    Oh, crap... I'm friendly now. Does that mean I have to stop swearing? Shit. I haven't been nice in so long, I forget how this works.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:09:22 PM CST

    AWEFUCKINGSOME!

    by subtitles_off

    Pie!I was hoping EssDub would re-register! (Unless that's 'moose, fucking with secret identities, again!)Now, she can be Scary in the regular TB world when she wants to chop off genitals and EffDub when she's here.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:09:27 PM CST

    My MAN boobs are sore

    by stabby

    All that shoveling.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:10:44 PM CST

    Friendly does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Haha! That's a nice touch Waitress. You're cool.
    Subs, I would be honored to see that bad boy linked in a texty style.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:12:27 PM CST

    Stabby

    by subtitles_off

    [ ☉ ]_[ ☉ ]
    [____][____]
    [____][____]
    [____][____]

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:13:55 PM CST

    FUCK!!!!!

    by subtitles_off

    [ ☉ ]_[ ☉ ]

    [___][___]

    [___][___]

    [___][___]

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:13:58 PM CST

    I've been waiting patiently, watching MR slowly rise in the queu

    by tedkordlives

    Waiting, watching my roomies' dvds come and go. And finally, MR gets to the top and this fucking happens. I know it's been at least fifteen years since I've seen it, too. OOH GOD I CAN TASTE IT!!!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:14:39 PM CST

    Better.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:16:40 PM CST

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    iF THEY REMAKE midnight run I nuke it

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:16:41 PM CST

    If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

    iF THEY REMAKE midnight run I nuke it

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:19:52 PM CST

    Smokie... dude. Hollywood's new bag is pillaging.

    by friendlywaitress

    They will consume all that was good, and remake it in their image, to suit their own interests. Hollywood cares nothing for your pitifully small, human attachments. Hollywood will possess your soul. Or, at least, your money.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:23:13 PM CST

    Ted, that sucks

    by stabby

    MR is an awesome movie.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:24:28 PM CST

    And that's why

    by subtitles_off

    HOLLYWOOD MUST BURN.Go ahead, Hollywood. CGI MAXIMILLION and remake MIDNIGHT RUN while you're at it. In CamTech® 3D.[sniff] [sniff]Anybody smell gasoline?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:25:12 PM CST

    Subs... Lady Gaga is everything you hate about pop?

    by friendlywaitress

    Really? Please elaborate. I ain't sying she's not ripping liberally from a lot of different sources, but she's putting them together in a really original way... AND she basically created herself. AND her songs are earworms. She's the epitome of pop. What's to hate? Unless you hate pop...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:26:48 PM CST

    I hate pop.

    by subtitles_off

    Repetitive, dull groin music. I fucking hate pop. I hate dance pop most of all. I hate sexualized dance pop more than just regular dance pop.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:27:52 PM CST

    Ted...

    by friendlywaitress

    http://tinyurl.com/yjh3mah FOUR NINETY-THREE, dude.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:28:26 PM CST

    Ah, Subs. Carry on then.

    by friendlywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:29:53 PM CST

    You know what I don't hate?

    by subtitles_off

    Battmansuturo. Especially his buggley-wuggley eyes!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:30:21 PM CST

    ♫ My loneliness is killing me ♪♫

    by friendlywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:30:51 PM CST

    ♪♫ ♪ I must confess, I still believe ♫♪

    by friendlywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:31:14 PM CST

    ♫♪ When I'm not with you I lose my mind ♪♫

    by friendlywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:31:38 PM CST

    ♫♪ Give me a sign ♫♪♫

    by friendlywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:32:07 PM CST

    ♫♪♫ Hit me baby one more time ♫♪♫

    by friendlywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:32:11 PM CST

    Waitaminute. EffDub, prove you really are EssDub.

    by subtitles_off

    Show us your titties!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:35:22 PM CST

    Thanks, EssDub.

    by tedkordlives

    If I believed in credit cards I'd order it now...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:37:05 PM CST

    Or EffDub.

    by tedkordlives

    Whomever you may be at the moment.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:37:10 PM CST

    For EffDub

    by subtitles_off

    http://tinyurl.com/3du3m8Happy Valentine's.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:38:58 PM CST

    Remember the horror story where

    by subtitles_off

    the dude got eaten by the Victorian radiator?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:41:44 PM CST

    E-me your address, Teddy.

    by subtitles_off

    You'll have it before the weekend.Cheeses has my addy.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:47:12 PM CST

    Wait, what? Subby?

    by tedkordlives

    How does that work again?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:49:41 PM CST

    You don't believe in credit cards.

    by subtitles_off

    Hell, I fuck those things up the ass!HA!Credit card says, "Oooh, baby, I don' like it like that, but just this once..."malackow@netscape.net

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:50:55 PM CST

    Sure, lurking worm.

    by subtitles_off

    Steal my identity.You can fucking have it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:55:26 PM CST

    Ok, will do.

    by tedkordlives

    Tonight when I get home.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 5:56:05 PM CST

    I'll make a note of the time, too.

    by tedkordlives

    In case you miss it.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 5:58:16 PM CST

    Ah screw it.

    by tedkordlives

    It's 'magazines@(the store I work for).com. It'll be easier for me to print that way. You DO remember where I work, right?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:00:37 PM CST

    No, I'm old.

    by subtitles_off

    All I remember is "Texas' largest, etc." Besides, I'm talking your shipping address. it'd be stupid of me to send a MIDNIGHT RUN DVD to your work computer!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:03:13 PM CST

    Are we alone here?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:05:15 PM CST

    I guess. But wait...

    by tedkordlives

    You're gonna buy me a copy of Midnight Run?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:10:28 PM CST

    Yes. A cheap, used copy.

    by subtitles_off

    Nothing to get too excited about.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:11:55 PM CST

    tedders

    by six demon bag

    i own MIDNIGHT RUN...you can get it on the cheap at bestbuy..i think its like 5 or 6 bucks...well worth every fucking penny...why dont you quit smoking? itll be cheaper for both of us..

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:12:38 PM CST

    ...WRITER'S BLOCK DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO...

    by flickapoo

    ...holy fuck you guys have been busy.Cobra, I'm speechless...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:14:56 PM CST

    ...I still want to call Scary Scary though...

    by flickapoo

    ...I'm a contrarian...if she hadn't changed her handle I'd want to call her Friendly, but now I want to sick with Scary.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:16:00 PM CST

    Awesome wannit, Flick?

    by subtitles_off

    Glad you got the demonic Victorian radiator wrestled into place.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:16:39 PM CST

    ..."I want to sick with Scary"...

    by flickapoo

    ...very weird Freudian slip. I don't know what it means.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:16:55 PM CST

    Sixies

    by tedkordlives

    Because I really, REALLY like watching smoke coming out of my mouth. It reminds me that I'm still breathing. Also, it's pretty low on my list of bad habits to kick. Besides, I have friends willing to buy me a copy, I guess.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:17:37 PM CST

    You should have it, Subby.

    by tedkordlives

    Please don't blow up my house.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:17:37 PM CST

    We haven't verified that EffDub is indeed EssDub, anyway.

    by subtitles_off

    Sorry to be suspicious, but I've been burned before. EffDub might just be Underscore, wearing a dress.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:19:10 PM CST

    tedders

    by six demon bag

    the smoking thingy was a quote from MR...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:20:09 PM CST

    ...we didn't. We pressure tested it again and it...

    by flickapoo

    ...was leaking from the section joints. I tested it when I first bought it, but either the sandblasting or moving it around broke something loose.I'm fucking sick about it. I did a bunch of research on it online...it might be possible to take the sections apart and replace gaskets or something...maybe.FUCK.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:21:12 PM CST

    ...↑ way more radiator information than you needed...

    by flickapoo

    ...sorry.
    And again, I say...FUCK.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:22:29 PM CST

    I'm just gonna get some donuts

    by smokiegeezer32_psn

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:24:37 PM CST

    im gonna go get the papers

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:24:42 PM CST

    ...Real Scary or not...we'll know soon enough...

    by flickapoo

    ...it would be tough to ape her style for long...She's delightfully crazy. It's hard to fake crazy.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:24:44 PM CST

    get the papers

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:27:17 PM CST

    Damn. That DOES suck, Flick!

    by subtitles_off

    Worry not. Figuring will be figured out, and all will rejoice.Or, the Flick household will have the greatest fucking coffee table ever!Sorry about the time and added expense though.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:27:56 PM CST

    Eating donuts while watching Hollywood burn.

    by subtitles_off

    Good times!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:29:10 PM CST

    Sorry I dropped out again

    by colonelfatheart

    Future Mrs. Fatheart and I were AGAIN clearing off our cars, and then we ate some dinner.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:29:48 PM CST

    Sorry about the radiator, Flick

    by colonelfatheart

    Jesus Christ. That's a real fuck in the ass.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:30:38 PM CST

    I'm pretty sure "Friendly" is the real Scary.

    by colonelfatheart

    Otherwise that's a hell of imitation.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:30:46 PM CST

    6:51:18

    by subtitles_off

    Not yet, I don't, Teddy.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:31:07 PM CST

    Oh, Didn't get it Sixies.

    by tedkordlives

    Prolly cuz I haven't see the movie in over 15 years.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:32:12 PM CST

    It's not me.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:32:40 PM CST

    Ted, that $hit mystifies me with Netflix.

    by colonelfatheart

    We had to wait to get THE MISTS OF AVALON. (Don't ask. Future Mrs. Fatheart's choice.)

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:32:56 PM CST

    I'm with Colonel on the EffDub scenario.

    by tedkordlives

    Gotta be genuine. But we need Scary to make an appearance and verify. Just to be safe.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:32:59 PM CST

    Flick, you underestimate the 'moose.

    by subtitles_off

    He could replace any one of us, convincingly, I think. He's gonna show up on the set of the very next Oldman movie, and, I tell ya, if he's gotten that hoof thing surgically corrected, no one's gonna know.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:33:59 PM CST

    6:51:18

    by tedkordlives

    Huh. Lemme go check my account. See if it went through ok.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:35:50 PM CST

    Britney?

    by anonymoose

    Her, I can't stand. She's got little to no creativity or talent. She's the epitome of bad pop.

    Gaga seems more like classic Madonna in that regard.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:36:25 PM CST

    Ah. Dot-NET.

    by tedkordlives

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:37:50 PM CST

    The 'moose says "it's not me."

    by subtitles_off

    The 'moose never says, "It is me," but the 'moose never lies, either.I'm really confused.EffDub did do the "GOLD" thing, which is a trademark. Then again, 'moose is clever - he'd know I'd be convinced by the "GOLD" thing.This is like that scene in THE PRINCESS BRIDE where everybody drinks the poison but only the handsome pirate dude has built up an immunity.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:38:56 PM CST

    The GOLD thing?

    by anonymoose

    Scrolling up and I still don't see it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:39:17 PM CST

    "Classic Madonna"

    by subtitles_off

    [shudder]

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:40:19 PM CST

    Ok, should be good Subby.

    by tedkordlives

    Check it.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:40:43 PM CST

    Yeah, Britney sucks.

    by colonelfatheart

    But I sure like Brit'Ney.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:42:03 PM CST

    See? 'moose mentions Britney.

    by subtitles_off

    Is he referring to EffDub's singing or to my video link? And, if he's referring to my video link, that was addressed to EffDub, so why would he be looking at it?An enigma wearing a conundrum costume wrapped in a riddle pretending to be a clue.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:42:11 PM CST

    "You've made one of the two classic blunders!"

    by tedkordlives

    Please don't blow up my house, Subby.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:43:28 PM CST

    The lyrics.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:44:32 PM CST

    Look, guys... Scary is dead.

    by friendlywaitress

    It's what you all wanted, anyway. Just ask D.Vader... he got a major dose of the old me today, and was not pleased. But, you will have to devise a test of some sort, I guess... no other way, really.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:45:42 PM CST

    I don't recall wanting this... But it's a good look.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:46:31 PM CST

    FW, you keep finding new ways to challenge us.

    by tedkordlives

    And I mean that in a good way... But we're already pretty challenged around here.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:50:19 PM CST

    ...well, that's what you get when you like old houses...

    by flickapoo

    ...and accidentally buy a house built in the 1830s at auction.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:51:45 PM CST

    Okay, Friendly ... a test ...

    by colonelfatheart

    I remember on one talkback (not the Pedalback) you said you wanted to feed pie to THIS ACTOR pie from your cleavage. (Don't ask me how I remember that. Actually, it's easy. It's quite an image.)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:52:43 PM CST

    "Ha-fffar-ar-er-ar"

    by subtitles_off

    What movie is THAT from?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:54:06 PM CST

    THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:54:11 PM CST

    The Man With Two Brains, Subby

    by tedkordlives

    I see you got my e-mail.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:55:20 PM CST

    Anne Uh-mehhhl-ma-hay?

    by tedkordlives

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:57:22 PM CST

    Yep, and I replied.

    by subtitles_off

    Don't panic, everybody - well at least 'moose, Cheeses, 'dave, Flick and diarrhea - can attest that I guard personal info with religious ferocity.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:58:19 PM CST

    Col.! Excellent test!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 6:58:44 PM CST

    I imagine that's what most people think of...

    by tedkordlives

    ...When they see my last name. Well, most cool people, anyway.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 6:59:41 PM CST

    ...Subs, I see your Spears cover, and I raise you...

    by flickapoo

    http://tinyurl.com/ykzpa78
    There should be a green play button on a bar on the right of the page...the way it's set up is annoying.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:00:30 PM CST

    Can't testify to my coolness, but

    by subtitles_off

    it's the first thing I thought of. I really didn't know the movie, though. If you'd ask me if I'd seen MAN WITH TWO BRAINS, I'd probably have denied it.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:03:41 PM CST

    Well, 'dave is probably pissed at me after

    by subtitles_off

    getting an e-mail from Cheeses, but that ain't really my fault!!!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:04:38 PM CST

    Hmmm ... notice the amount of time "Friendly" is

    by colonelfatheart

    taking. Could my instincts be off? Also, another thing: Look at the "Friendly" post at 6:44:32: "I guess... no other way, really." The subsequent post by 'moose uses the same ellipsis style: "I don't recall wanting this... But it's a good look." And notice how it's a directly, nearly automatic response. Hmmm....

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:05:58 PM CST

    ...If I was a musician, I think I'd waste all my time...

    by flickapoo

    ...doing cool covers of improbable songs.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:07:45 PM CST

    "Let me think a second," Robbie says

    by subtitles_off

    even though he's already stroking his guitar. Fulks don't waste seconds thinking. he just goes for it. Fulks it!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:08:20 PM CST

    TMW2B is a great, underappreciated movie.

    by tedkordlives

    'Into the mud, scum queen!'

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:10:14 PM CST

    Hmmm, Col.

    by subtitles_off

    Know what I'm saying? [wink-wink]But, still, 'moose said it wasn't him, and 'moose doesn't lie. Or, does he, and this is just the first time he's lied to us?DAMN, we need Sherlock Fucking Holmes up in this joint!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:11:34 PM CST

    Amen, Teddy.

    by colonelfatheart

    I think of it as THE JERK's slightly touched little brother. Look out for the Elevator Killer.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:11:49 PM CST

    ...I'm not worried. Even 'moose couldn't keep up a...

    by flickapoo

    ...scary impersonation for long.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:13:29 PM CST

    If you were a musician, Flick,

    by subtitles_off

    you could join The Efftards, and then you and diarrhea would become the next Lennon-McCartney, and I could be the next Yoko Ono.myspace.com/efftards

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:13:46 PM CST

    Yeah, I'm not one to impugn another's integrity, but

    by colonelfatheart

    'moose is a crafty merfer. My face still bears his hoofprints. I'm starting to sound like Cheeses, for Aldrin's sake.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:14:07 PM CST

    ...only thing worse would be impersonating Colon-El...

    by flickapoo

    ...trying to not make one grammatical...or spelling...or formatting error.Ever.Fucking nightmare man.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:15:56 PM CST

    Paul Benedict: Valuable Character Actor.

    by colonelfatheart

    One of my fave roles of his: That great TALES FROM THE CRYPT episode in which Jon Lovitz was cast in a most twisted production of "Hamlet."

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:17:01 PM CST

    Word of The Day: Impugn

    by subtitles_off

    –verb (used with object)
    1. to challenge as false (another's statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon.
    2. Archaic. to assail (a person) by words or arguments; vilify.
    3. Obsolete. to attack (a person) physically.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:17:28 PM CST

    I swear it's not me.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:18:06 PM CST

    ...I get the feeling it would be nice to be able to turn...

    by flickapoo

    ...YokoOno_Off.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:19:30 PM CST

    Flick, are you kidding?

    by subtitles_off

    'moose made The Manna Cabana† pedalback. 'moose can do ANY-FACKING®-THING!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:19:35 PM CST

    Hey, Flick, I let it hang out a li'l on the Pedalback.

    by colonelfatheart

    I feel like I can kick off m'boots, loosen m'belt and scratch m'pits 'round these parts.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:19:50 PM CST

    Paul Benedict was in Sibling Rivalry, too.

    by tedkordlives

    I had completely forgotten about that movie, too. What a cast!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:21:41 PM CST

    OnoEroticism

    by colonelfatheart

    A more intense strain of Oh-No-Eroticism.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:22:17 PM CST

    HA! Col.'s been wearing pants!

    by subtitles_off

    Didn't anybody go over The Pedalback Dress Code with him when he first showed up?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:22:55 PM CST

    Or * Undress Code *, as it were.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:24:01 PM CST

    On second listen, I LOVE

    by subtitles_off

    Peter Gabriel's cover of "My Body Is A Cage."

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:24:09 PM CST

    Sorry... had to bathe and retire my toddler.

    by friendlywaitress

    I believe- and there are only a few actors I would want to do this with- but I BELIEVE I said that about Tom Welling. Smallville haters be damned, that is one FINE piece of man-flesh.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:25:45 PM CST

    PlasticFantasticLoveroticism.

    by subtitles_off

    Yeah, I know it's Jefferson Airplane and no one was talking about them, but it's a good one, and I just thought of it so sue me.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:25:49 PM CST

    Subs... link to P Gabriel's cover, please.

    by friendlywaitress

    I love him.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:26:03 PM CST

    Hmmmmm ...

    by colonelfatheart

    Darn you, "Friendly." That's right.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:26:22 PM CST

    Col.?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:27:09 PM CST

    How do we know 'moose didn't look that up?

    by subtitles_off

    He's had enough time.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:27:12 PM CST

    Gabriel covers "My Body is a Cage" ... ?

    by colonelfatheart

    Bless us with the link, please.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:27:58 PM CST

    Paul Benedict was in the freshman

    by six demon bag

    Great fukken film

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:28:28 PM CST

    We can't know, Subs.

    by colonelfatheart

    It's the right answer, though.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:28:28 PM CST

    I'm having so much fun!

    by subtitles_off

    It's almost like taking a girl to the movies.Almost.Not quite.Well, not even almost.But, you know what I mean.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:30:01 PM CST

    Fukken-A, sixies.

    by colonelfatheart

    Great turn by ol' Max Schell in that flick, too.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:31:23 PM CST

    I dunno if this has the song on it, but there's cool info...

    by subtitles_off

    http://tinyurl.com/yllzyyv

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:32:45 PM CST

    Something about Smallville?

    by anonymoose

    I really don't know what that's referring to that would make her convince you it's her.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:33:08 PM CST

    Saw The Freshman at the drive-in when it came out.

    by tedkordlives

    Haven't seen it since. It still holds up?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:34:01 PM CST

    ALERT: other actors I would serve pie à la überboob

    by friendlywaitress

    In no particular order: Jim Cavaziel Ewan MacGregor (as long as he denounces The Unspeakable Trilogy, of course) Aleksandr Bukharov Johnny Depp (cliché but true) Paul Newman (God rest his soul) Joseph Gordon-Levitt Spike, from Cowboy Bebop pick a Wilson brother (leaning towards Luke these days) That is all.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:34:49 PM CST

    We're good 'moose.

    by subtitles_off

    I'm just tugging your tail because of the whole "boy who cried wolf" thing.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:36:05 PM CST

    I even forgive the whole Underscore thing.

    by subtitles_off

    That was an awesome burn. Best, ever.Can I get a 'mooo-oooo-se!, up in here?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:36:45 PM CST

    You know, the one thing I'm not sure about this handle...

    by friendlywaitress

    "Friendly Babe" doesn't have the same ring, Cheeses... but I guess you can't have it all...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:38:07 PM CST

    I think THE FRESHMAN holds up, but

    by subtitles_off

    nothing matches that first thrill of seeing Marlon do the Godfather thing as a spoof.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:38:37 PM CST

    FW

    by tedkordlives

    I love that there's a cartoon character just stuck in there with everyone else. I've spent years trying to figure out how to get a piece of Power Girl, so I know how you feel.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:40:50 PM CST

    Friendly Babe softens it, I think.

    by subtitles_off

    "They're all whores, Friendly Babe."Who'd say that? Even Cheeses?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:42:24 PM CST

    Can I get a "'moo-----ooooo-----oose!"

    by subtitles_off

    up in HERE, please?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:44:23 PM CST

    Underscore?

    by anonymoose

    I still don't know what that's about.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:44:25 PM CST

    moo-----ooooo-----oose!

    by colonelfatheart

    moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:45:09 PM CST

    Asimov_Lives

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:45:51 PM CST

    OOOO!!!! OOOOOO!!! Guys!!!! Remake of EFNY!!!

    by friendlywaitress

    Josh Holloway as Snake. C'MON!!! THAT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT??? I mean, aside from the part about EFNY not needing to exist, and all...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:46:03 PM CST

    Now he's just a cat, and I'm just

    by subtitles_off

    a ball of thread he's batting around for fun.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:47:39 PM CST

    I thought that was Stabby.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:48:42 PM CST

    FACK® it!

    by subtitles_off

    I still insist Dirk_The_Amoeba is It.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:48:46 PM CST

    EFNY DOESN'T need to exist.

    by tedkordlives

    I'll take Escape from LA any day of the week. One of the best satires of Hollywood EVER. Plus, Bruce Campbell. That should seal it, really.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:49:52 PM CST

    Nicely done, Col.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:50:01 PM CST

    Do not want remake of EFNY.

    by colonelfatheart

    Just make a new "badass tries to get out of wasteland" movie.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:50:26 PM CST

    Nah. Stabby was GaryOldman.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:52:31 PM CST

    Wait, do you all still think I'm moose? I don't get it.

    by friendlywaitress

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:55:33 PM CST

    Can you imagine Sarah Palin as an old woman?

    by subtitles_off

    "C'mon, little great-gran'babies. Why are you so scared of ol' Gra'ma Palin? I'm not the same sort of ol' witch you heard about. I don' know what I was thinkin' back then. Oh. Oh. So you're gonna take 'em away then, huh? Well, I guess I got nobody to blame but mesef. Hey! There's cream' corn on the menu. I like cream' corn, you betcha."

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:56:47 PM CST

    Nah. EffDub, you've convinced us, but

    by subtitles_off

    we're just bracing against the possibility.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:58:01 PM CST

    I can't see Sarah Palin as an old lady;

    by colonelfatheart

    a telepathic/psychic Christopher Walken's gonna get her on the trail!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:58:16 PM CST

    ...Colonel, is the Colon-Ess playing that dragon game?...

    by flickapoo

    ...just wait until my prophecy comes true...and the first affordable 3D TV meets the first great 3D dragon game...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 7:59:25 PM CST

    You mean, Col.,

    by subtitles_off

    she's gonna have a bad run-in with Colonel Angus?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 7:59:50 PM CST

    Colonel, that's a good analogy.

    by tedkordlives

    Same director and everything.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:00:53 PM CST

    C'mon! 7:59:25 deserves the trophy!

    by subtitles_off

    Gimme, gimme.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:00:58 PM CST

    Flick, she's playing it right now as a matter of fact.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:02:22 PM CST

    I'm Gary fucking Oldman. I'm none of you.

    by garyoldman

    And I demand a rewrite of that story where I supposedly died. That didn't happen, you got me? Retcon that bitch.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:03:01 PM CST

    Go ahead, Subs. Take the trophy.

    by colonelfatheart

    Don't say we never gave ya nuthin'.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:03:57 PM CST

    I'm telling ya. Cobes needs to write a sequel.

    by colonelfatheart

    "Oldman's Game: Pedalback Unbound"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:04:07 PM CST

    oh....Oh....OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

    by tedkordlives

    I get it!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:05:34 PM CST

    Pop quote quiz!

    by colonelfatheart

    "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy."

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:06:24 PM CST

    Boogie Nights

    by tedkordlives

    Phillip Baker Hall

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:07:39 PM CST

    I fucking LOVE that line.

    by tedkordlives

    And I'm a big fan of the actor as well.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:10:44 PM CST

    Shocked by the swiftness of my reply?

    by tedkordlives

    Stunned by my encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes? Agog at my fleet fingers?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:10:44 PM CST

    http://freetexthost.com/1rblgwinx4

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:11:42 PM CST

    Somebody tell me if it works.

    by subtitles_off

    The formatting screwed up, but at least you can read it.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:12:59 PM CST

    Agog. Always agog.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:13:08 PM CST

    Great line. Great actor.

    by colonelfatheart

    Point of Pedalback trivia, too: My friends started calling me Colonel after the Colonel James character in BOOGIE NIGHTS. Not sure why, though. I neither produce porn nor have a taste for underage ladies.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:14:28 PM CST

    OOOPS!

    by subtitles_off

    http://freetexthost.com/1rb1gwinx4

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:16:09 PM CST

    Link did not work, Subs.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:17:26 PM CST

    Okay, that one worked.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:18:14 PM CST

    OK, gents... I gots to go.

    by friendlywaitress

    Going to watch some boob tube with the man of the house... and drink some Priorat.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:18:48 PM CST

    Enjoy, EffDub.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:21:20 PM CST

    Night FW.

    by tedkordlives

    Interesting, Colonel.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:22:57 PM CST

    Night, "Friendly."

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:23:21 PM CST

    Heh, heh. She said "boob."

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:25:08 PM CST

    Hehehehehehehe

    by subtitles_off

    ( ☉ )( ☉ )

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:26:10 PM CST

    Dammit!

    by tedkordlives

    It didn't print right!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:27:15 PM CST

    What didn't?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:28:11 PM CST

    Ok....

    by tedkordlives

    Those DO look like blocks of numbers on youse guys computers, right?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:29:11 PM CST

    What looks like blocks of numbers?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:29:32 PM CST

    Nope, Teddy. I see text.

    by colonelfatheart

    It looks like Oldman is striking back from beyond the grave.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:30:15 PM CST

    What are youse guys talking about?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:32:39 PM CST

    I assume Teddy's having problems with the Pedalback Wars link.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:33:34 PM CST

    Oh, Subby's boobies.

    by tedkordlives

    Not the War of the Pedalback. When I printed it it cuts off a line at the bottom of each page.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:34:01 PM CST

    Oooh, got my book order yesterday.

    by colonelfatheart

    Titus Groan, Stranger in a Strange Land, Watership Down, Dracula (for the Mrs.) and The Dead Zone.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:34:06 PM CST

    If you are, Teddy,

    by subtitles_off

    I can just e-mail the original to you.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:34:39 PM CST

    Sorry for the confusion.

    by tedkordlives

    I had to go do some, you know, work.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:35:29 PM CST

    Well, dambit, fix your printer.

    by subtitles_off

    Set your margins, nitwit.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:36:32 PM CST

    You act like you've never seen boobies before!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:37:24 PM CST

    Oh. I might be able to do that.

    by tedkordlives

    Our computer network is at least two hundred years old here.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:43:53 PM CST

    charlie wilson is fucking dead...

    by six demon bag

    im telling you the GOP is offing politicians...have you guys read my PedalBack Brief? its a scorcher.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:44:09 PM CST

    Fuck Yes!

    by tedkordlives

    I'm a computer wizard over here!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 10, 2010 8:46:11 PM CST

    Never seen boobies that were boxes of numbers.

    by tedkordlives

    Not even on Sesame Street.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:46:15 PM CST

    oh yeah i think the freshman still holds up...

    by six demon bag

    i hear marlon had a sense of humor so im sure he had fun...plus bruno kirby, max schell, and fukken bert parks singing, and then you got the mona lisa in queens..its safe there right?

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:50:22 PM CST

    I'm not real big on the Godfather, so I prolly wouldn't like it.

    by tedkordlives

    Or appreciate it, at least, as much as anyone else.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 8:55:41 PM CST

    ♫ Here he is, your komodo dragon ♪♫

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 9:00:00 PM CST

    Not everyone has to LOVE the Godfather.

    by tedkordlives

    Maybe after I see the second one I'll appreciate them more.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:03:10 PM CST

    I see.

    by tedkordlives

    You're all still cracking up over my 'Sesame Street' remark. Yep, that makes sense.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:04:18 PM CST

    fuck yeah colonel!!

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 10, 2010 9:05:43 PM CST

    tedders...

    by six demon bag

    yeah definitely see the first two..but i also recommend the last one..yeah its really uneven...but you get closure to the story...and id argue that about 2/5 of the film is good..

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:06:04 PM CST

    No, Teddy, you're right. Not everyone has to love The Godfather.

    by colonelfatheart

    There's gotta be like two or three of ya. ... Just fuckin' with ya! To me, honestly, the first one is the fucking standard for popular Hollywood filmmaking. The second one, though, is American Shakespeare.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:07:21 PM CST

    That should read:

    by colonelfatheart

    *There's gotta be like two or three of ya WHO DON'T.*

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:10:59 PM CST

    ☆☆RANDOM LANDIS QUOTE OF THE DAY☆☆™

    by six demon bag

    Never witness nuthin'. You live longer.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:11:13 PM CST

    I respect the Godfather.

    by tedkordlives

    It's a damn well made movie, and I DO intend to watch the full trilogy someday. I just got on the bus too late, I guess.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:13:09 PM CST

    I don't need the third GF for closure.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 9:16:05 PM CST

    OSCAR!

    by tedkordlives

    I fucking love that movie for the cast alone!

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:18:44 PM CST

    Later gang.

    by tedkordlives

    I'm homeward bound. And remember, don't call me 'Boss'.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:20:04 PM CST

    Keep it real, Teddy.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 10, 2010 9:20:59 PM CST

    I'm gonna punch out, too, come to think of it.

    by colonelfatheart

    Have a good night, all. See you in the a.m.

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  • Feb 10, 2010 9:51:18 PM CST

    But you need to watch the third one just once

    by six demon bag

    Might as well finish the game....

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  • اول از همه برایت آرزومندم که عاشق شوی،
    و اگر هستی، کسی هم به تو عشق بورزد،
    و اگر اینگونه نیست، تنهائیت کوتاه باشد،
    و پس از تنهائیت، نفرت از کسی نیابی.

    heeeere they come...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 10:39:59 PM CST

    Cheeses! 50K, smooches! Whoo!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 10, 2010 11:17:15 PM CST

    50,0000!!!! And, they said it couldn't be done...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Sorry, I missed it, but flesh-body conscerns superceded my ability to be here, but not my desire...Love you guys and gals...I hope EVERYBODY didn't go to bed on me...Be warned...I might post poetry...

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  • Feb 10, 2010 11:28:14 PM CST

    Saw The Wolfman

    by d.vader

    It was allright. Could have been better and I'm not sure where the fault lies since this was a very troubled production. Would have liked more time with Hugo Weaving's Inspector. Would have liked more of a discussion about man vs beast within himself. That said, the transformation scenes were great (only one or two troublesome CGI shots) and the Wolfman *really* fucks some shit up. More more gore than I was expecting. And quite a few jump scares that actually got me when I didn't expect it (and some even when I DID expect them). But what's up with all the damn shots of the moon? I think they outnumber the shots of the Ring in the first LOTR movie.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:07:14 AM CST

    Hey, Vaderman...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    So, wait for Wolfman DVD?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:13:19 AM CST

    Hey Cheeses

    by d.vader

    Depends on what you want out of the film, I guess. I thought it felt a bit empty by the end. But it was fun to watch.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:25:04 AM CST

    All that's missing...

    by majorfrontbum

    ...is a laugh track. This thing looks like a real hoot!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:48:07 AM CST

    You ain't just whistlin' dixie, Major.

    by tedkordlives

    This is the real deal, chief. We should have fuckin' T-Shirts by now.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:48:44 AM CST

    Just NOW caugtht up on today's posts...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    What fuckin' time is it???Anyway, I tried to warn you guys...DID I NOT!?!?!...Once you start introducing impossible to verify self-proclaimed female participants into geekdom on any level they will, by reflection of the testoserone in the inter-tubes, suddenly take charge of conversations and behavior patterns...Next thing you know they want to change their names because a man, in this case CobraMAN came up with a better one...Fuckin' Y chromasome...Scary, you guys owe us a rib...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:50:22 AM CST

    Oh, you're prolly talking about the movie.

    by tedkordlives

    Seriously, why are we not internet famous by now? We've been around way longer than the Baleback.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:52:48 AM CST

    Cheeses, she re-baptised herself because of Cobra.

    by tedkordlives

    She did it in the PB spirit. I say she's cool either way, anyway. In any case, I remain unchanged. I'm watching Drowning Mona. Ever seen it?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:55:44 AM CST

    Great lines from 'Drowning Mona': Part One

    by tedkordlives

    "Jeph, she's thirteen."
    "Yeah, finally."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:56:08 AM CST

    A lot of people 'lurk' here, Teddy...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    A lot of very insecure people who don't think they can be funny...I was one for more than 10 years...and I'm STILL not funny One day we'll get a shout out on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brian ...Well, maybe not...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:57:24 AM CST

    Jamie Lee Curtis reminds me of my mother in 'Drowning Mona'.

    by tedkordlives

    This has since become problematic for me.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:59:16 AM CST

    Yeah, I know.

    by tedkordlives

    That's why I use this as an excuse to treat every, EVERY single person the exact same way. Without any preconceived notions. The way it should be.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:00:08 AM CST

    Great lines from 'Drowning Mona': Part Two

    by tedkordlives

    "I'm a priest, a priest, a priest...You can't cut me off!"

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:00:47 AM CST

    "You want me to squirt you, in front of God and everybody?"

    by tedkordlives

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:02:46 AM CST

    "Can't you just do a brotherly deboning or something?"

    by tedkordlives

    Casey Affleck, ladies & gentlemen.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:02:46 AM CST

    Drownin' Moanin'???

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    With Jenna Jameson and Peter North? Naw, I saw it on the shelf at the porno shop but picked up something with lesbians instead...One with maid costumes...I think it had Michael Caine in it... Or somebody who looked a lot like him...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:05:21 AM CST

    No Cheeses, it's Danny Devito and Bette Midler.

    by tedkordlives

    Amongst others. But let me go on record as saying I don't give a shit what you say to anybody on here. Or what anyone says to anyone on here. We're here to goof, so do what makes ya happy. That's why I'm here, anyway.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:06:34 AM CST

    Much Respect for the Dojo...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Cobraman, I was in stitches with your pedalback tournement and the storyline...Great seat of the ass plotting!!!!Loved how you put so many celebrities in villian positions...I think you need to find a way for those of us who 'died' to be resurrected to take on something, something something, Dark side...Who could be the villian?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:06:57 AM CST

    "Jeph, did your mother suffer from any medical conditions you mi

    by tedkordlives

    "I think she had a personality disorder."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:07:24 AM CST

    "might know of?"

    by tedkordlives

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:07:30 AM CST

    "might know of?"

    by tedkordlives

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:07:33 AM CST

    "might know of?"

    by tedkordlives

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:09:00 AM CST

    Danny Devito:"He said ovaries?"

    by tedkordlives

    Jeph:"Oh yeah all the time."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:09:52 AM CST

    I didn't do that.

    by tedkordlives

    This computer is a FUCKIN' LIAR!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:12:15 AM CST

    Eric Roberts?

    by tedkordlives

    He's a good bad guy.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:15:15 AM CST

    Thanks, Teddy...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I try not to be an asshole...But, it REALLY works with chicks...Think about how many prick friends of yours have hot girlfriends...Trust me, no matter what they say, a woman will fuck a bad boy LONG before they take a nice guy home to meet her parents as a test of whether she's gonna fuck you...Been on both sides, so, like Starhawk of the Guardians of the Galaxy always says..."Take the word of one who knows..."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:16:45 AM CST

    No, NO!

    by tedkordlives

    Michael Jai White! That's who the defeated Pedalbackers need to go up against. He was Spawn! AND he was in TDK!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:19:34 AM CST

    Oh I know, Cheeses.

    by tedkordlives

    I learned at the feet of the master of Fort Smith, Arkansas. I called him Superboy, because he thought he was Superman. But he still got more tail than anyone I've ever known. He still does, even tho he's kinda let himself go. It boggles my mind.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:19:39 AM CST

    The Satanic recreation of MJW's character in Dark Knight...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    ..who was KILLED BY THE JOKER!!!!Brilliant, Teddy!!!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:21:40 AM CST

    Drowning Mona Again;

    by tedkordlives

    Jeph: You know what this is? This is the world's smallest tambourine, and it's, and it's playing some sort of song or something.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:23:11 AM CST

    Exactly, Cheeses.

    by tedkordlives

    It is, if I may say, a master stroke.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:25:11 AM CST

    And...

    by tedkordlives

    Sweet Guardians reference.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:26:33 AM CST

    "Keep in mind we're remembering a lifetime here."

    by tedkordlives

    "Ok. Ten more minutes then."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:27:38 AM CST

    If you go into any bar...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    and the first words you say to the first 10 women you talk to is, "So, do you wanna to fuck?"Nine, or fewer, of those women will slap your face and run away, but, that one who says yes, is worth all the pain and rejection...IN SPADES!!!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:30:17 AM CST

    I used to keep records that conclusively proved that fact...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    back when I still had a sex drive...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:30:24 AM CST

    Seriously, guys, this movie is fantastic.

    by tedkordlives

    http://tinyurl.com/ygt5lyg It has Will Ferrell in it, tho, so you have to take it in the context of Pre-Will Ferrell Fatigue Syndrome.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:33:13 AM CST

    Bette Midler:

    by tedkordlives

    "Why don't you take that trophy and shove it right up your ass, Calzone!"

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:36:45 AM CST

    Comedy Gold:

    by tedkordlives

    Danny Devito: My mother used to say: 'When life gives you potatoes, make Potato Salad.'
    Bette Midler: Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to make outta that?
    William Fichtner ( I love this guy): Shit salad? Hold on. There's a better way to do this.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:39:19 AM CST

    Here. Watch this. It will make you want to see the movie.

    by tedkordlives

    http://tinyurl.com/ylaf8gz

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:40:53 AM CST

    Original Ghostbusters on Comedy Central late night...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I love my life...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:43:33 AM CST

    Cheeses.

    by tedkordlives

    Understanding it and deigning to be a part of it are different things. But I get it.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:43:50 AM CST

    I liked Danny and Bette in that kidnapping movie..

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    in the 80's with Judge Reinholt(sp)(from 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' and the 'Beverly Hills Cop' franchise...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:46:07 AM CST

    Or, did I just dream that?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:47:31 AM CST

    You don't OWN Ghostbusters, Cheeses?

    by tedkordlives

    Really? Or are you talking about the thing with the gorilla?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:48:50 AM CST

    Looks really funny, Teddy...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I will check it out soon...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:51:54 AM CST

    I dated a Persian girl once

    by jaka

    She was really hot, but her family hated me. lol Got her interested because I knew where the hell Persia was(is) during a conversation. All those things taken into consideration, Jake could play a Persian. It's not COMPLETELY believable, but I don't have any major problems with it. I thought the trailer looked interesting, but not spectacular.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:56:35 AM CST

    Naw, Teddy, I don't own many movies...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I rely on the universe's seemingly random insertion of appropriate movies in appropriate timeframes to guide my Karma®
    ...I spend the rest of my 'free' time reading up on the bullshit you guys post while I'm away dealing with the Fleshworld...I hated Yul Brenner in Fleshworld...he couldn't keep his cowboy hat covering his King of Siam crotch consistantly...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:06:15 AM CST

    Fuck your Stringcheese Whatever. This is a fucking jam.

    by tedkordlives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn2NIhVI8qQ

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:07:30 AM CST

    Jaka..

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Nothing turns Persian Chicks on more than National Geography recognition...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:09:38 AM CST

    Ruthless People?

    by tedkordlives

    That's a great movie. My first Bill Pullman experience. "We may be dealing with the stupidest person in the whole world."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:10:39 AM CST

    This is a good one too. If you like electronic music.

    by tedkordlives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uso795fTdro

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:11:56 AM CST

    See, Cheeses, that's how I am with music.

    by tedkordlives

    I'm a little more proactive with movies.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:13:21 AM CST

    Nothing turns Persian Chicks on more...(revised)

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    like watching '300' with a new bottle of Johnson&Johnsonbaby oil and clean plastic sheets...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:14:49 AM CST

    like=than

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    as if you had to ask...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:15:46 AM CST

    "NONONONO!

    by tedkordlives

    HE'S NOT A SHERIFF!" Drowning Mona.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:17:18 AM CST

    I prefer 'like', actually.

    by tedkordlives

    'S better, in the context.
    The freaky, freaky context.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:18:38 AM CST

    That song came out in the early 70's, Teddy...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Doesn't your Mom still have that on vinyl? BTW, I love it, and always have....very rtro-cosmic...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:22:23 AM CST

    HHHAAA, Persian chicks are a special breed, Teddy...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Like...? Than...?They don't usually know the difference...Just makes it funnier, is all I'm sayin'...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:23:13 AM CST

    Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    by jaka

    Ain't that the truth! Seriously, though, for whatever reason (and it was never completely clear to me - dislike for current home country politics maybe) she (and her family) had this Persian pride thing. When discussing where they were from, especially when asked, it was Persia, not Iran. Whatever, didn't matter to me. Her ass was specTACular.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:24:46 AM CST

    Somehow, this song says 'Green Lantern' to me.

    by tedkordlives

    http://tinyurl.com/ykvjx5d
    And not just any GL. Kyle. The Replacement. I get that, tho. Ted's a replacement himself. Anyway, check it out.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:28:29 AM CST

    Naw, Cheeses, that song is in Drowning Mona.

    by tedkordlives

    That's how I found it. It's so catchy, tho...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:29:12 AM CST

    80s song help!!!

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Once more some 80s song help here since you guys are the experts complete with flashdance socks and snoods, this is a popular song but i dont know the lyrics. There are some twinkle sound effects like in an icicle cave type, then a saxophone solo, also they keep repeating "and YOUUUUr... dadadadadada"... uh hopefully you can pull something from that PBers!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:30:09 AM CST

    Jaka,...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    So, you were tappin' Iranian ass-ets while convincin' her you were a purrr-sin'....I guess 'Prince of Persia' sets a whole new bar on your Persian Pussy Plan expectations...I mean, Jake Gyellin'ho...???Is he in this?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:30:24 AM CST

    Hot Butter - Popcorn! That's a jam. Love the...

    by jaka

    ...way out of print Aphex Twin (Caustic Window) version, too. http://tinyurl.com/ycjketq

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:30:36 AM CST

    That's what I was saying about music, tho.

    by tedkordlives

    A forgotten novelty tune from the early '70s appears in a forgotten late '90s movie that plays at the theater I'm working at. That's how I find music.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:32:42 AM CST

    these moves are getting hectic

    by takingscorpioscalls

  • Feb 11, 2010 2:33:08 AM CST

    Cheeses... nah....

    by jaka

    I wasn't tryin' to convince her of nuffin'. I'm a white boy. That's why her family hated me. lol They knew we were up to no good and that's really not allowed. But this is America and she was divorced (also way frowned upon), so again, whatever. But I was around A LOT of her family and friends and that's why I can accept Jake in a suspense of disbelief kind of way. I mean, we KNOW he's not Persian, but he doesn't look THAT different from more than a few people that I actually knew or spoke to at the time.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:40:07 AM CST

    I thought Jake was Persian...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    especially after Brokeback Mountain...It was the only way I could still call myself an American...Jake WAS in BBM, wasn't he...? Otherwise, I am high...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:41:08 AM CST

    Scorps

    by tedkordlives

    The theme song from 'The Warriors'? Dream Weaver? That's pretty vague.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:43:18 AM CST

    Prolly both, Cheeses.

    by tedkordlives

    If I know you...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:44:09 AM CST

    I FUCKING LOVE 'THE WARRIORS'!!!!

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    That needs to be the next movie I see again..."WarrrIOOOORs....come out to PLAY..."Clink, clink, clink...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:44:16 AM CST

    Taking calls and melting brains

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Haha well met my friends! Nice work cobra and i bid aideu to subs, this battle of phone wits is OVAH!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:44:34 AM CST

    Naz... could be....

    by jaka

    Jake Gyllenhaal. Sound Persian enough.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:45:15 AM CST

    Ted

    by takingscorpioscalls

    All i remember hearing it on some Simpsons episode when Lisa goes with her sax and it cuts to past episode scenes of her playing the sax.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:45:44 AM CST

    TakingScorpiosCalls

    by jaka

    I have no idea... and I'm good at guessing songs from vague descriptions. ..... no idea.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:46:17 AM CST

    One more..

    by tedkordlives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsdjq_E6Bxo
    Love these guys. Gotta go, tho, I'm killing my roomie's battery.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:47:45 AM CST

    I saw 'The Warriors' in the theatre...first run...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    with Cyndi Rayl....in 1979...I never fucked her...but, we both wanted it...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:48:38 AM CST

    Cheeses

    by tedkordlives

    You are awesome. BEETLE HO!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:55:56 AM CST

    Baker Street, Gerry Rafferty

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Nevermind guys it seems always this way right after the question i find it myself .... through googling songs on simpsons. Hooray !

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:02:44 AM CST

    "..and it's taken him so long..."

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    "..To find out he was wrong, and forget about every thing...He's got a dream about buyin' some land...Give up the booze and the one night stands..."p>Like that'll ever happen, Scorps...That's all by memory, FYI...I am old...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:12:07 AM CST

    "If you like Pna Colatas..."

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    "..and getting caught in the rain...""If you aren't into health food, and you have half a brain..."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:15:45 AM CST

    "If you like making love at midnight,,,"

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    "In the dunes of the cape..."Song lost me RIGHT there...Chicks HATE fucking in sand...Friction and molecules and all that stuff make it REALLY unpleasant for them...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:18:31 AM CST

    Really...???

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    You guys have to be somewhere tomorrow? They try alcohol and drug charges on Thursday now, too?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:22:03 AM CST

    Pna Coladas® have more alcohol per volume...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    than regular Pina Coladas...No matter what the Spanish alcoholics tell you...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:32:24 AM CST

    i hate these derailed talkbacks

    by tradeskilz

    im trying to find a movie discussion but am forced to endure pages of off topic circle jerks and non sensical posts about the weather, alcohol and name dropping.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:41:33 AM CST

    I saw THE WARRIORS at the dollar movies in '79...

    by burnhollywood

    ...Through a haze of pot smoke, chattering latinos and with my parents nowhere in sight...dollar movies never gave a fuck about letting a kid into an "R" rated flick, they just wanted the buck...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:46:03 AM CST

    Baseball Furies were the fifth coolest mimes ever...

    by burnhollywood

    ...After The Crow, The Joker, Alice Cooper and Kiss...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:16:10 AM CST

    CAN...YOU...DIG IT??????

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 7:27:24 AM CST

    I only just saw the wArriors recently

    by six demon bag

    Pretty entertaining.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:33:23 AM CST

    Morning, pardners

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 7:34:27 AM CST

    Love THE WARRIORS.

    by colonelfatheart

    I stayed away from that "enhanced" version or whatever they put out a couple years ago, though.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:36:10 AM CST

    Thanks for that Talking Heads vid, Teddy.

    by colonelfatheart

    I'm especially thankful since it features Adrian Fucking Belew.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:47:12 AM CST

    Six Demon Bag

    by asimovlives

    If you put yourself in the mindset of a victorian english, the book Dracula is scary beyond belief.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:53:12 AM CST

    Waitaminute....

    by six demon bag

    The guy who directed Chicago and nine is directing pirates 4?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:57:37 AM CST

    True, Asi

    by colonelfatheart

    Victorian English were scared shitless of "the other." Dracula, with his hooked nose and his Eastern European heritage and manners, is as much an embodiment of English distrust of Jews and swarthier, supposedly more sexualized and superstitious races, such as the Romani people, as he is a monster in a horror novel.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:58:59 AM CST

    Yup, Sixies

    by colonelfatheart

    Everyone long suspected it, but the series is finally accepting itself and coming out of the closet.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:06:51 AM CST

    i liked the first trilogy enough..

    by six demon bag

    but im perfectly content with the endings they gave to it characters..so i really have do desire to revisit it...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:09:03 AM CST

    asi

    by six demon bag

    yeah its been a minute since i read DRACULA...so you could be right..

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:10:15 AM CST

    wow. just wow..

    by six demon bag

    that BATMAN/SUPERMAN thread dropped pretty fukken quick...fukken fickle fanboys..there i got my daily alliteration outta the way

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:11:09 AM CST

    PIRATES movies

    by colonelfatheart

    Lots of dazzling moments, particularly in the second and third installments, but I could not make heads nor tails about what exactly was happening between the characters. It felt like the rules kept changing, or at least the scripts were written in an illogical free-associative style. That can have its benefits, but in nigh-three-hour, big-budget action flicks, it's a cardinal sin.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:35:28 AM CST

    Heading out to commute.

    by colonelfatheart

    Type to y'all later.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 9:08:09 AM CST

    watch out for snakes

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 9:13:23 AM CST

    WARRIORS bar crawl

    by savagedave

    All the way across New York to Coney Island! I can't be the first person to think of it.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 9:16:31 AM CST

    thats a good idea savage..

    by six demon bag

    i wouldnt make it down the block...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 9:36:12 AM CST

    I like the second Pirates best

    by d.vader

    We get more time spent with Davy Jones than in the 3rd and the set pieces featuring the Kraken are just spectacular.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 9:44:35 AM CST

    ...now I know how Cheeses feels all the time...

    by flickapoo

    ...staying caught up around here is beginning to require real stamina...I don't envy our faithful Subbarizer®...

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  • "...There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 10:03:12 AM CST

    thats a quote from Dave Thomas...

    by six demon bag

    founder of Wendy's...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 10:41:18 AM CST

    did we BAMPF??

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 10:41:27 AM CST

    counselor?

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 10:41:37 AM CST

    oh counselor?

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 10:41:57 AM CST

    come out come out wherever you are..

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 10:49:24 AM CST

    I don't think we BAMPFed ...

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 10:56:40 AM CST

    I wonder if folks are having trouble

    by colonelfatheart

    logging in. I'm fine here on Internet Explorer, but I can't get in on Firefox.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 10:58:32 AM CST

    And my Chrome is working ...

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 10:59:06 AM CST

    amybe thats what it is...

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 11:00:21 AM CST

    Subbary®

    by subtitles_off



    Celebrate Good Times, Come On!...February 10th, 2010: Snow Day! Colon-El stays home from work and sweeps snow off his car a couple of times...Cobra--Kai continues The Pedalback Tourney as Oldman's Cabal gets intel from the Tobey Maguirish Jake Gyllenhall...Sixies gets an idea to self-examine for Nodes...EssDub and Vades are told to scrape the shit off their shoes and leave their luggage at the door...The Map of The Pedalback is charted. (http://tinyurl.com/ydppvn3)...The Pedalback Tourney gets a new name - "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Wars," and, just like Hollywood would, we begin to plot a sequel before we've even ended the original...Squeezing round areolas into square pecs...I'm singing Queen's "We Are The Champions." I wonder why I'm doing that?...Flickapoo posts the 50,000th iota of wisdom at 11:50:23 A.M., site-time. Present alongside Flick: Cobes, Sixies (only missed it by minutes), EssDub, Col. (though he's thinking about TOY STORY, so he might have missed it), myself and everyone else (in spirit). Speeches and Thank-yous, and it's off to run errands...Meanwhile, there's a turn in The Pedalback Wars, as the surviving members get hip to the Machiavellian shenanigans and decide to become Fellowshippy...'moose hasn't seen THE PRINCE OF PERSIA trailer, but he has seen a Lady GaGa video he likes...Vades echoes Sixies' "Mother Pus Bucket," and I choose it as a personal rallying cry...Howdy, Teddy. 6:51:18...Wave bye-bye to The Pinheads as Nolan Island sinks. Even Brandon Routh's Skinnyman won't be able to lift it...Vades shares the trailer for M. Night's THE LAST AIRBENDER (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810071569/video/18070297/)...The Pedalback Wars epic 2-part conclusion, in which Jake Gyllenhall gets way-pissed at everybody mistaking him for Tobey Maguire and decides to take it out on me, Tommy Wiseau looses his *EDITED*, Michael Caine's nuts *EDITED*, The Dude eats a *EDITED*, EssDub is *EDITED* while playing dress-up with *EDITED*, and one of The Pedalback All-Star Alliance does an irreversible Baloo. Read it for yourself: The entire, complete, unedited "Oldman's Game," from start to finish, can be found on-line @ freetexthost.com/1rb1gwinx4 (those are numeral "ones," not lower-case letter "els")...AsimovLives hears a ruckus and comes to check it out...Some Pedalback admiration for Coppola's DRACULA...Our angry new friend, SmokieGeezer promises to set a match to Hollywood, if...'moose sixxes me into watching a Lady GooGoo video (http://tinyurl.com/yhjsveb)...Teddy and Subby and The Sad State of Our Favorite Comic Books. It must be Wednesday...Stabby finally shows up, after digging himself out of a foot of snow..."If you don't like Christopher Lee's Dracula, then you don't like the character. And you're a fucking retard," says Sixies, impersonating FETT's idiotic stance on Nolan's Batman...Cheers and exhaltations for Cobra--Kai's Pedalback Wars and its surprise effect on a certain restaurant veteran...Some dude named Boyd Matson wants to hip us to the joys of backpedaling (http://tinyurl.com/yc7apq8). We could teach him a thing or two...I hate pop music...The woes of waiting for Netflix to send MIDNIGHT RUN...Identity check!...EffDub is not 'moose in disguise...Pop music reclaimed by people who can't dance and don't wear costumes, so they have to actually sing and play instruments, the way they used to entertain hippies (http://tinyurl.com/3du3m8), (http://tinyurl.com/ykzpa78)...Victorian radiator issues...I know Teddy's real name, but I ain't telling youse guys...Word of The Day: Impugn – verb (used with object) to challenge as false (another's statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon...On second listen, I'm cool with Peter Gabriel's rock-instrument-free cover of Arcade Fire's "My Body Is A Cage"...Actors line up for pie "à la überboob"...Col. yells, "moo-----ooooo-----oose!"...GaryOldman decries the ending of "Oldman's Game." C'mon, dude! Great death scene, or, greatEST death scene, EVER?...Teddy prints using a Caveman® Brand computer printer...Sixies and Colon-El love THE FRESHMAN...Teddy has not seen THE GODFATHER II. Sixies made me see [deleted], but he's gonna let that one pass?...MacFaux types in Arabic...Cheeses shows up late for the party and probably begins one of his own...Vades is "meh" on THE WOLFMAN. Sorry I'm late, Pedalbackers. Mind if I call you Peebers, from now on? ...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:06:12 AM CST

    Go ahead, Subs

    by colonelfatheart

    I think we should all celebrity our newfound Peeber-ty.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:07:25 AM CST

    ...I'm getting through on FireFox, but it's squirrely.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 11:08:07 AM CST

    *should all CELEBRATE*

    by colonelfatheart

    Stupid lack of coffee. Oh wait. I've had three cups already ...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:09:29 AM CST

    Firefox is still too sly for me.

    by colonelfatheart

    Chrome it is, then.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:11:45 AM CST

    Afternoon, Col.! Flick!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 11:13:11 AM CST

    Peeberty.

    by subtitles_off

    No pimples. And, you're old enough that hair sprouting from strange places isn't as much of a shock anymore.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:13:44 AM CST

    ...just as long as we don't have to *celibate*.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 11:13:55 AM CST

    "Morale Welfare Recreation"

    by colonelfatheart

    http://tinyurl.com/yfljfxz

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:16:10 AM CST

    ..."afternoon". Nice tip of the hat to us nor'easters.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 11:17:07 AM CST

    Flick, Celibation would be contrary to the state of Peeberty.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 11:17:51 AM CST

    Ahoy, Subs. And good morning to you.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 11:19:58 AM CST

    Until "Blackwater" is synonymous with evil

    by subtitles_off

    the same way "terrorism" is, I will continue to conclude the American public is completely fuck-witted.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:23:22 AM CST

    Uh-oh. Harry "kinda" loves THE WOLFMAN.

    by subtitles_off

    Either it's total shit, or he's just maneuvering so he can get some inside juice on CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE SIX OTHER FIRST AVENGERS from Johnston.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:27:00 AM CST

    Their new name is Xe.

    by colonelfatheart

    Somehow more menacing.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:27:21 AM CST

    Defrauding the government for beer and hookers!

    by subtitles_off

    Gotta love ex-Marine patriots!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:27:23 AM CST

    Manuever away mr. Mcmanus!

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 11:29:49 AM CST

    Howdy Sixies!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 11:34:04 AM CST

    Is Carpenter Hollywood's most remade director?

    by colonelfatheart

    ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13, HALLOWEEN, THE FOG, THE THING (prequel sure, but still), now this goddamn ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. Am I missing anything, or is there a PRINCE OF DARKNESS remake floating around out there?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:35:08 AM CST

    ...I recently had an argument with a guy who claimed that...

    by flickapoo

    ...all world terrorism is carried out by Muslim men between the ages of 17 and 49. Of course he had all these statistics of conveniently defined acts of terror.
    Of course there are no American terrorists...how can you be a terrorist if you're sporting a shnazzy self-designed uniform, get paid overtime, and receive generous corporate tax breaks?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:40:55 AM CST

    holla hollaa whaat whaat

    by water_shit_anderson

    Whats up bros!

    Nice Subbarization Subs!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:42:35 AM CST

    "Terrorism"

    by colonelfatheart

    Oklahoma City? Nope. Anthrax attacks? Nah. The indiscriminate slaughter perpetrated by Blackwater in that Baghdad square about six years ago? NOPE. To dispute these facts would reveal you to be a terrorist yourself. Or worse, a liberal.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:45:35 AM CST

    What Col. Fatheart?

    by d.vader

    Oklahoma City was not an act of terrorism, is that what you're saying?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:46:54 AM CST

    Yo subs

    by six demon bag

    What about THEY LIVE? That'd be a good remake

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:50:43 AM CST

    Oh no, Vader, I believe it was.

    by colonelfatheart

    I'm just snarking about the idiots who would not label it as such since it was committed by white "Christian" Americans.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:50:55 AM CST

    Those are acts of terrorism

    by six demon bag

    By whitey!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:53:56 AM CST

    I believe all of those acts I listed,

    by colonelfatheart

    and the bombings of abortion clinics, the killings of abortion doctors, etc., are acts of terrorism. It's just that the same people who are usually so willing to start torturing the (insert clothing article here) bombers are the ones who refuse admit that a man walking into a church and shooting an abortion doctor in front of his family is an act of terrorism. (ahem, Sarah Palin, ahem)

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:54:22 AM CST

    Oh good. Gotcha.

    by d.vader

    I was about to say...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:54:47 AM CST

    ☆☆BEATLES OF THE DAY☆☆™

    by water_shit_anderson

    Subs has right brain cinema and subbarys... sixdb has landis quotes....I need a daily feature damn it.

    Beatles of the day:

    http://tinyurl.com/yz6tosf

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:59:22 AM CST

    No they would say he exercising his first two rights

    by six demon bag

    When shooting the doc

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:59:23 AM CST

    diarrhea!!!!!!

    by subtitles_off

    i was out shoveling snow.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:01:10 PM CST

    Nice, diarrhea.

    by subtitles_off

    I like it! This means you've gotta be here daily.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:01:49 PM CST

    Halloo!

    by water_shit_anderson

    shoveling snow sucks a rat dick. I had to do some shoveling yesterday.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:02:44 PM CST

    ...and, our Supreme Court just decided that if you are...

    by flickapoo

    ...a Christian extremist mercenary corporation you can even sponsor your own political candidates!Terrorism?
    Uh, sorta.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:04:05 PM CST

    And the DC sniper

    by six demon bag

    Really wasn't labeled a terrorist until AFTER
    they got wind of his name

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:04:36 PM CST

    Did any of you see they released new 9/11 photos yesterday?

    by subtitles_off

    Cheney's Cabal must be planning some sneak-attack crazy shit. They wanted to soften everybody up.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:05:17 PM CST

    thats true

    by water_shit_anderson

    but i already have to get going today.


    Subs you've got mail i think.

    Peace!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:05:35 PM CST

    diarrhea, I'm to old to shovel snow.

    by subtitles_off

    My heart is thumping like bambi's little rabbit buddy.I'm gonna let the sun shine on it all day and give it another try later.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:06:38 PM CST

    1k does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    1000th post. Bah!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:07:19 PM CST

    Later, shitz.

    by subtitles_off

    Your scarifice will be avenged!"Oldman's Game: Pedalback Unleashed"Correct me if I got it wrong, Col!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:08:25 PM CST

    SavageDave does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Savage, I got your back in the Stallone tb, there's a shit in there that needs flushing...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:08:40 PM CST

    ...you want terrorism?...

    by flickapoo

    ...my kid gets up no later than dawn, usually earlier...seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days a year.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:09:08 PM CST

    Blackwater & America's Freedom Forces:

    by subtitles_off

    They kill brown people so the homosexuals can't get married!☮

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:10:16 PM CST

    I can't believe The Supreme Court thought that was okay...

    by d.vader

    Opening up candidates to being sponsored by corporations and the like. And people thought Wall-E was being preachy. No, it was being prophetic.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:10:24 PM CST

    'dave and Cobra, doing some plumbing.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 12:13:13 PM CST

    I saw them

    by six demon bag

    I mean if they are
    gonna circle around burning buildings
    taking pics---at least get a fukken rope ladder and help out the peeps on the top. They probably couldve saved a few more... look at me...almost ten years later and I'm getting all neeson'd up

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:18:56 PM CST

    It's "Oldman's Game: Pedalback Unbound"

    by colonelfatheart

    I want Cobes to get into some real metaphysical shit this time around.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:21:29 PM CST

    Parallel realities, multiverses, time travel,

    by colonelfatheart

    journeys into dreamworlds and into body parts. Heaven, hell, purgatory, Bayonne N.J., and all points in between.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:25:46 PM CST

    Ahhhhhh....otherworlds!!!!!

    by six demon bag

    ....dammit I did it again

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:35:45 PM CST

    ...Hades, Sheol, Purgatory, Sloatsburg, Gehenna...

    by flickapoo

    ...Hohokus, Chaos Fungorum, Mahwah, Paradise Lost, Seacaucus, and Perth Amboy...NOW BOARDING...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:36:17 PM CST

    im getting BRONSON manana!

    by six demon bag

    in my cabana

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:40:50 PM CST

    ...BRONSON's manana in your Cabana?!

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 12:41:56 PM CST

    "into body parts"

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 12:43:48 PM CST

    Flick, I've taken that train before.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 12:46:54 PM CST

    ...yeah, it's the one where only half the train continues on...

    by flickapoo

    ...past Chaos Fungorum, so you have to sprint up six hundred and sixty six cars if you don't want to be stuck there for all eternity.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:50:45 PM CST

    Snowmaggedon comes to DFW...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    and, I don't even OWN a shovel...Afternoon, Warriors...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:54:43 PM CST

    ...howdy Cheeses, we're heading out to build a fort...

    by flickapoo

    ...you in?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 12:57:43 PM CST

    Sure, Flick...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    You got a shovel, right? Let me slip on my long-johns...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:01:11 PM CST

    I'm going to stand outside...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    and spray all my aerosol cans into the air...Please join me 'cause we need to get this Global Warming thing back on track...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:05:46 PM CST

    Not ... going ... to ... take ... Cheeses' ... bait ...

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:07:45 PM CST

    ...Cheeses IS the bait...

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:10:05 PM CST

    Cheeses needs to get a job on FOX News.

    by subtitles_off

    Global Climate Change Deniers and Crazy Missionary Baby Stealer Defenders.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:10:59 PM CST

    ...and I thought you guys out West wear long-johns...

    by flickapoo

    ...all the time...winter, summer, day, and night.A well broken in pair has that ash-gray/peanut-butter color.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:11:25 PM CST

    I'm gathering a group of Liberals, and

    by subtitles_off

    we're comin' down to Texas to get Christian babies and take them somewhere where it's warm.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:12:46 PM CST

    hmmmm...

    by immortal_pirate

    Never played the game...actually, I lie...i did play a lil of it....once...a long-ass time ago. I could take or leave this movie. Love Jake Gyllenhal...but don't see him as this kinda character. Sorry, Jake.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:12:47 PM CST

    we had sleet yesterday

    by six demon bag

    im too fucking hot for it to snow in houston..bwahahahahahahah

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:13:01 PM CST

    Ash gray peanut butter?

    by subtitles_off

    Damn! What did they feed you young kids in Italy?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:13:21 PM CST

    smokey IS the bandit!!!

    by six demon bag

    smokey and the bandit 3

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:13:50 PM CST

    Somewhere-where

    by subtitles_off

    it's a new dance. Like the cha-cha.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:15:07 PM CST

    ♪ ♫ Somewhere-where

    by subtitles_off

    yeah, uh, you knowover the rainbow-bow-bowUh, yeah, tha's right♪ ♫

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:15:32 PM CST

    i hear WACO is lovely this time of year..

    by six demon bag

    just dont answer the door if its ATF

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:16:02 PM CST

    i hear WACO is lovely this time of year..

    by six demon bag

    just dont answer the door if its ATF

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:16:21 PM CST

    Here is the complete, comprehensive vagina nick-name list

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    http://www.sublimedirectory.com/vagina_listMy favorite is an Arby's with fur...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:16:32 PM CST

    ...someone loves The Jake, but hates the Prince...

    by flickapoo

    ...that's new.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:17:10 PM CST

    shit--its the remix!

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:18:00 PM CST

    cause you could melt all da food!

    by six demon bag

    luv me some MY BLUE HEAVEN

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:20:02 PM CST

    my friend used to say his GF looked like a BIG MONTANA with chee

    by six demon bag

    hes not my friend anymore

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:21:58 PM CST

    Here comes Beyonce, baby...

    by subtitles_off

    ♪ ♫ Skies are blooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-eee-oohBirds canfly-eee-ay-ay-eee-ay-ee-ay-oh-oh-overthat rainbowWhyI said whyWhyC'mon y'allWhy-ee-ay-ee-ay[bring it down]Can't me and[dramatic pause]Yeeeeee-ooooooooooooo?[simulataneous background Jay-Zifying] Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, word, yeah♪ ♫

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:23:13 PM CST

    ☆☆RANDOM LANDIS QUOTE OF THE DAY☆☆™

    by six demon bag

    You wanna die with a man's gun. Not a little sissy gun like that

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:24:36 PM CST

    Hey, we gotta get revenue from somewhere!

    by colonelfatheart

    http://tinyurl.com/yc4a77x

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:26:43 PM CST

    Are they gonna make Rush Limbaugh register?

    by subtitles_off

    Surely his voice can be found on the Carolina radio dial.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:27:05 PM CST

    ☆☆RANDOM LANDIS FACT OF THE DAY☆☆™

    by six demon bag

    Has never shot a film in the 2.35:1 aspect ratio

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:29:12 PM CST

    ☆☆RANDOM LANDIS LUNCH OF THE DAY☆☆™

    by subtitles_off

    Tuna, toasted wheat bread, light menu. Pickle. Side of Baked Lay's®.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:29:38 PM CST

    Ha, Colonel...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I'd like to sign up to overthrow the government...Do you have any pamplets?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:30:22 PM CST

    *light mayo*

    by subtitles_off

    From the Lite® Menu.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:34:41 PM CST

    South Carolina, the lesser Carolina

    by d.vader

    I should know, I'm above them. I seriously doubt they'll consider right-wing militias and groups that say Obama should be overthrown as being subversive. You know, bc they're white and conservative, that's why.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:35:13 PM CST

    what constitutes a side of baked lays?

    by six demon bag

    is that less than or equal to a bag...and what size bag?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:38:32 PM CST

    Nothing beats a lay when you are both baked...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:38:36 PM CST

    I could go for some baked lays.

    by colonelfatheart

    I like my ladies nice and stoned.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:40:49 PM CST

    Glenn Beck, too.

    by colonelfatheart

    Isn't he calling for a "new" American Revolution? For re-founding the Republic? And speaking of Beck, why won't he deny that he raped and murdered that girl in 1990?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:42:27 PM CST

    Glenn Beck is a fucking lunatic

    by d.vader

    I really fear everyone who looks up to him as a great and intelligent man. "Hey, I'm just asking questions here..."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:50:23 PM CST

    "Ned Nederlander? Shtar of ze Shilver Shcreen?"

    by tedkordlives

    I know all the Landis quotes ever!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:53:33 PM CST

    Cheeses, I see that addled minds think alike ...

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 1:56:15 PM CST

    Yeah, Colonel...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Too bad your's didn't post 4 seconds earlier (or mine 4 seconds later)...We would have had the 3rd simultaneous post in Pedalback history, and this one would have had almost the same wording...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:56:17 PM CST

    Ok, let's take over South Carolina.

    by tedkordlives

    They're obviously a bunch of fucktards over there. We could just trick them into giving us power.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:58:43 PM CST

    Although I should have said:

    by colonelfatheart

    "I like my ladies nice and toasted." Oh well. Rough draft of history, etc.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:58:53 PM CST

    We'd have to pay our five dollars first, Teddy

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    or face a heavy penalty afterwards for 'overthrowing without a licence'...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 1:59:09 PM CST

    State Department Admits

    by winona_ryders_pussy_juice

    Detroit Christmas Bomber Was Deliberately Allowed to Keep US Entry Visa, Board His Flight
    INFOWARS.COM

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:00:07 PM CST

    South Carolina is supposed to be lovely in the Springtime.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 2:01:03 PM CST

    Who Wants to Bomb Iran?

    by winona_ryders_pussy_juice

    The “Bomb Iran” crowd is making a big return to the political center stage.
    INFOWARS.COM

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:02:04 PM CST

    ☆☆RANDOM LANDIS CHORE OF THE DAY☆☆™

    by subtitles_off

    Snow-shoveling. It's all done. I even shoveled the sidewalk for my neighbors. Betcha it snows tonight.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:02:45 PM CST

    The Great Highway Robbery Continues

    by winona_ryders_pussy_juice

    How The FDIC Is Legally Transferring Billions In Taxpayer Money To Hedge Funds
    INFOWARS.COM

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:03:15 PM CST

    BTW

    by subtitles_off

    Cheeses, Teddy, Jaka and Scorps...Good work last night. it took me 40 minutes to catch up this morning.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:03:39 PM CST

    Nah Cheeses

    by tedkordlives

    We just tell em we already paid, and while they're checking the paperwork-BAM! South Carolina becomes Pedalbackistan!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:04:44 PM CST

    Climate Changers Argue Record Snow and Cold Caused by Global War

    by winona_ryders_pussy_juice

    INFOWARS.COM

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:05:01 PM CST

    Now you know how I feel every night when I get home, Subs...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    And I read slow...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:05:02 PM CST

    LATE SHIFT sequel seemingly in the works.

    by colonelfatheart

    At least in book form. Hopefully HBO will follow suit, with Tilda Swinton as Conan. http://tinyurl.com/ylxuwlg

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:06:26 PM CST

    Doin what I can with what I got.

    by tedkordlives

    So, we're aiming for 100k then? Or is the sky the limit, here?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:08:01 PM CST

    Thanks Winona.

    by tedkordlives

    I wasn't aware that the world fucking sucks and people are awful, selfish and greedy.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:09:30 PM CST

    SeeYouNextWednesday does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    SDB, I really like your 'random Landis quotes of the day'...
    Back 'in the day' he was probably my fave director. I know most poeple would've said Spielberg, but Landis' run of BLUES BROTHERS, AMERICAN WEREWOLF, ANIMAL HOUSE, TRADING PLACES, TWILIGHT ZONE, THRILLER... man that was some awesome output in the early Eighties.
    It's all quite fresh in my mind cos I watched the Blu Ray special features of AMERICAN WEREWOLF two nights ago. Great docu on that one.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:10:11 PM CST

    Michelle Obama can't be baited by Larry King,

    by subtitles_off

    even with Sarahtarded Palin. That's classy. And right in line with the tradition of First Ladies, post-Nancy Reagan. Good for her.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:11:17 PM CST

    Here Winona, Cheeses:

    by tedkordlives

    Here's a book on how things could change, and what it would look like. Check it out (and the sequel, Freedom TM) if you think things need to change: http://tinyurl.com/yc7rbq5

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:11:29 PM CST

    What is the origin of

    by colonelfatheart

    "See You Next Wednesday," anyway. That was perhaps the first movie in-joke I picked up on when I was a kid. I also love the reference to killing Niedermeier in the Vietnam segment of TWILIGHT ZONE.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:11:32 PM CST

    Dennis Hopper's doctor says he'll live longer

    by subtitles_off

    the less he has to do with his ex-wife.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:14:43 PM CST

    An auction for DETECTIVE COMICS #27

    by subtitles_off

    has reached over $418,000, a new record.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:15:38 PM CST

    Cobra

    by tedkordlives

    Don't forget Three Amigos and Spies Like Us. They're flawed, but still minor classics in my book.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:15:49 PM CST

    Tilda Swinton has Conan.

    by subtitles_off

    Nice!Colon-El doesn't even let me hold the trophy for an entire day!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:15:55 PM CST

    Tilda Swinton as Conan.

    by subtitles_off

    Nice!Colon-El doesn't even let me hold the trophy for an entire day!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:17:45 PM CST

    Hey, any of you old pervs ever seen...

    by tedkordlives

    Desert Hearts(1985)? With Helen Shaver?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:18:50 PM CST

    Teddy, we're aiming so high that

    by subtitles_off

    I'll stop counting before we give it up.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:20:07 PM CST

    When Tilda HAS Conan,

    by subtitles_off

    I bet that'll put some color in his cheeks, finally.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:21:52 PM CST

    Does anything of note occur in Detective Comics #27?

    by tedkordlives

    Other than the first appearance of the "Bat-Man"?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:22:53 PM CST

    I just IMdBed Helen Shaver.

    by subtitles_off

    She's done a load of TV directing. I did not know that.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:23:10 PM CST

    Subs, you can keep the trophy.

    by colonelfatheart

    Conan himself suggested that casting.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:27:12 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    "One of Landis' trademarks is to insert references to a fictional film called See You Next Wednesday in every movies he directs. The line is from Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey as the final goodbye from Frank Poole's parents on the video from them he is watching. The line is also mentioned in the opening scene for Michael Jackson's "Thriller" when the police decode a message from Jackson's werewolf character."
    Colonel, pinched that from Wikipedia...
    I spotted 'See You Next Wednesday' in AMERICAN WEREWOLF, on a tube porn-movie poster... points for anyone else who knows a moment when the line is used?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:27:26 PM CST

    That's not enough?

    by subtitles_off

    I doubt people would be paying hundreds of thou for The Crimson Avenger's "Murder On the Oceanic Line Docks."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:27:32 PM CST

    I first saw her in Tremors 2, believe it or not.

    by tedkordlives

    She's a good-lookin lady.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:28:30 PM CST

    ...I just dug a few hundred yards of shoulder deep...

    by flickapoo

    ...(to a 2.5 year old) snow maze tunnels.Lets see a work-from-home mom do that.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:28:43 PM CST

    RE: Subbary, pop stars who can actually play instruments

    by anonymoose

    The Gaga plays piano very well.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:31:00 PM CST

    Toddlerapoo having an awesome time in the snow, Dad?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 2:32:31 PM CST

    Ah yes, Cobes!

    by colonelfatheart

    Thanks. I even remember that line from 2001. As for my "See You Next Wednesday" reference, I remember it being uttered offscreen by a character in that werecat movie Michael and Ola Ray are watching in THRILLER.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:32:40 PM CST

    If that's the case, 'moose, then maybe, just maybe,

    by subtitles_off

    I'll give her a second listen when she takes off all the gimmick and let's her music garner the attention.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:33:16 PM CST

    ...did have. Now it's cookie time!...

    by flickapoo

    ...those tunnels are an investment in my future...if the forecast is to be believed, they'll be around for months...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:33:36 PM CST

    Teddy...Book sounds cool..

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Will look into it...but, seriously, like I have the time to read...My Daughter gave me American Gods after she enthusiasticly endorsed it, and I haven't cracked it..

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:36:30 PM CST

    Damn, I'm jealous of Toddlerapoo!

    by subtitles_off

    Cookie time! I guess I could have cookie time any time I wanted to. I haven't baked cookies in thirty years. Not even the tube kind.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:37:33 PM CST

    All this snow shoveling/sidewalk plowing/maze building

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    reminds me that I don't have a shovel, and it's like 5 inches deep out there...I'm scared...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:38:26 PM CST

    'moose,

    by subtitles_off

    What's the latest from The Manna Cabana or The Moms?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:40:14 PM CST

    ...I dig The GaGa. The video for Paparazzi is too cool...

    by flickapoo

    ...and I like that she's so cold...I imagine that takes balls...the personae is pretty impenetrable for silly pop music.She writes her own songs, and I'm a sucker for an 80s pop hook.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:40:21 PM CST

    poptart is still debating with the modtards.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yhvrusj

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:41:08 PM CST

    Agreed, Flick.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 11, 2010 2:41:47 PM CST

    ...Cheeses, AMERICAN GODS is very good...

    by flickapoo

    ...if you can get into it, I think you'd really like it.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:43:46 PM CST

    You know what goes good with snow?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Jeiggermeister...(sp)y'know, that dark petroleum based liquer...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:44:19 PM CST

    ...shoulder to shoulder 'moose.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 2:44:48 PM CST

    Jägermeister

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 2:45:31 PM CST

    Flick, were you the one singing the praises of Ursela k Le Guinn

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Guess what my daughter is reading now? The Left hand of Darkness...Synchronicity is kinda weird like that sometimes...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:45:40 PM CST

    Geigermeister.

    by subtitles_off

    Nuclear-based liquer.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:47:01 PM CST

    Gagameister.

    by subtitles_off

    Wrapped in plastic dance-based liqueur.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:47:31 PM CST

    ...Lady GaGa is the Andy Warhol of pop music...

    by flickapoo

    ...and between you and me, Andy Warhol should have been the Andy Warhol of pop music.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:47:51 PM CST

    I look at Gaga as a sort of DePalma of pop.

    by colonelfatheart

    Every choice is an aesthetic subversion influenced by stylistic forebears. She's also a Hitchcock fiend, apparently. But she's playing a stylistic game. I love how she often obscures her eyes. This is a distancing device, part of that coldness Flick talks about above. The style is the substance, and all that. Not all of it works, but all of it is bold.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:48:02 PM CST

    Thanks, Subs...are you familiar with it's zombifying effects?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    The only way I can snow ski is to down a half a large bottle of that stuff on the way up in the lift...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:48:10 PM CST

    Gaimanmeister.

    by subtitles_off

    Fantasy-based liqueur.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:49:27 PM CST

    Yakkomeister, Wakkomeister and Dotmeister.

    by subtitles_off

    Animaniac-based liqueur.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:50:47 PM CST

    Andywarhomeister.

    by subtitles_off

    Buffoon-based elitist liqueur.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:50:52 PM CST

    Chuck Yeagermeister...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    It's got the Right Stuff...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:50:58 PM CST

    Argh, that should read:

    by colonelfatheart

    "She's playing a stylistic game." No "But" in there, please. It was leftover from a previous construction.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:51:53 PM CST

    Yoko-onomeister.

    by subtitles_off

    Primal Scream-based liqueur.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:52:29 PM CST

    Paygermeister

    by colonelfatheart

    What I drink on paydays.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:52:46 PM CST

    Tasermeister...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    wire me up another shot...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:52:59 PM CST

    Good one, Cheeses.

    by subtitles_off

    Yeagermeister. Yum.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:53:59 PM CST

    Don't tasermeister me, bro!

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 2:54:52 PM CST

    Feistymeister.

    by subtitles_off

    It's what cranky Peebers drink.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:55:35 PM CST

    Faustymeister.

    by subtitles_off

    Deal-with-the-devil-based liqueur.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:57:04 PM CST

    Can you believe, Cheeses?

    by subtitles_off

    I have never tasted Jägermeister.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:57:43 PM CST

    Bastermeister

    by colonelfatheart

    For cooked turkeys!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:58:04 PM CST

    ...that is weird. LEFT HAND is very good...

    by flickapoo

    ...you've got a smart girl.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:59:09 PM CST

    Count yourself among the blessed then, Subs...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I lie not when I say it is a petroleum based food product....just like Velveeta cheeze...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 2:59:54 PM CST

    Sorry, Flick.

    by subtitles_off

    When I was in Art School, I went to blows with a classmate over Andy Warhol.Here, have a shot of Schwimmermeister, and let's be "Friends" again.Get it?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:01:12 PM CST

    Paperbackwritermeister.

    by subtitles_off

    diarrhea likes that one.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:02:52 PM CST

    There's one that I'm embarrassed to have even thought of.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:03:17 PM CST

    sigh

    by colonelfatheart

    Seriously, are there that many people who don't know that "gay" and "lesbian" mean "homosexual"? http://tinyurl.com/ydbttnf

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:03:50 PM CST

    Batmeister...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    What Batmanster prefers when he isn't downin' brews...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:04:01 PM CST

    Triggermeister.

    by subtitles_off

    Roy Rogers' horse-based liqueur.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:05:21 PM CST

    American Gods IS pretty good.

    by tedkordlives

    I like Gaiman's novels as much as I abhor his comic books.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:05:58 PM CST

    see you next wednesday

    by six demon bag

    mostly posters and marquees in background...in the Blues Brothers, its a billboardand in twilight zone, they say it in german...it supposedly from 2001...but it could also be a pun..like when a women calls her thingy a see you next tuesday...(i got that from sex and the city btw)so maybe landis came up with this ha-ha punpolly not

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:06:09 PM CST

    Flavo-flavmeister....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Comes with a giant clock to wear as a necklas...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:06:24 PM CST

    That might be the weirdest statistic I've seen in a long time.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:07:36 PM CST

    shes got a ticket to meister..

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:08:19 PM CST

    baby you can drive meister

    by six demon bag

    beep beep yeah!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:08:19 PM CST

    Yah, boy-eeeeeeeeee!

    by subtitles_off

    Have a shot o' this! Word!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:10:26 PM CST

    Meisterwouldyoupleasehelpmypony

    by colonelfatheart

    For Ween fans.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:12:20 PM CST

    When I saw Studio Ghibli was making an

    by subtitles_off

    animated movie version of THE BORROWERS, I thought, "I wonder why they've never made a movie of that book before?"Then I looked it up. Sometimes you just miss things.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:12:30 PM CST

    best WEEN song

    by six demon bag

    pollo asada!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:14:17 PM CST

    Minimeister.

    by subtitles_off

    Verne Troyer-endorsed liqueur.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:15:44 PM CST

    Maxi-meister...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    for those heavy flow days...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:16:46 PM CST

    Haffurrherrmeister.

    by subtitles_off

    Kills double the brain cells for a man with two brains.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:17:01 PM CST

    ...Subs, that art school post is a Russian nesting...

    by flickapoo

    ...doll of meaning.I think I get it...but I'll never be completely sure...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:18:11 PM CST

    What kind of cookies did Toddlerapoo have?

    by subtitles_off

    And, was there also hot cocoa?There has to be hot cocoa after snow-play.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:19:06 PM CST

    Hot cocoameister.

    by subtitles_off

    Best meister, ever.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:19:52 PM CST

    03:17:01 PM...Flick makin' it real...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    calls Subs on his illegal 'Russian Nesting Doll' usage...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:21:15 PM CST

    Der fleidermeister!

    by six demon bag

    Fights alongside tick

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:21:45 PM CST

    RND weapons are banned by almost all websites...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:22:46 PM CST

    ...mom Poo made some late Christmas type...

    by flickapoo

    ...icing cookies...stars and hearts and birds and such... Can't get her to drink chocolate milk yet, so haven't attempted cocoa.She loves to eat snow but won't try ice-cream either. Weird kid.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:23:21 PM CST

    Not without meister daughter

    by six demon bag

    Starring Sally fields

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:24:29 PM CST

    Flick, you did deach her about yellow snow, right...??

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Never eat yellow snow...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:24:35 PM CST

    Ha Sixies!

    by colonelfatheart

    What, no Don't Get 2 Close 2 My Fantasy?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:25:00 PM CST

    Oh you get it, my friend.

    by subtitles_off

    "Friends," of course, was a popular 90s TV show.Inside that was David Schwimmer, an actor who played one of the "Friends."Inside that was this whole meister thing we've got going. Schwimmermeister.Inside that was my memory of arguing with a douchebag when I was a college student.Inside that was my clumsy insult of Andy Warhol, calling him a buffoon.Inside that was your comparison of Warhol and Lady GaGa.And all of these things were stuffed into one another and stuck inside my desire not to have offended you by dismissing, either one, or both, Andy Warhol and Lady GaGa.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:26:49 PM CST

    Der fleidermeister! FTW

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:27:04 PM CST

    Illegal? deach?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:27:32 PM CST

    Hey, it's a family restaurant, mommy board.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yhbdvzu

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:27:37 PM CST

    Meister Three Sons...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Heartwarming TV series from the 60s about a single alchoholic father and the three hard drinking sons he tries to keep inebriated...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:28:42 PM CST

    Mommapoo is home from business?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:29:33 PM CST

    ...speaking of Der fleidermeister, Heidi Klum never...

    by flickapoo

    ...particularly popped my corn, but now that she's had three kids and still looks the way she does...I feel like I want to impregnate her...just to mingle my genes with her obviously superior übergenes, and send the result off to conquer the future...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:29:53 PM CST

    MrMeister

    by colonelfatheart

    For when you want to learn to fly again.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:30:42 PM CST

    Two-yr-olds will eat edamame?

    by subtitles_off

    I wouldn't eat beans until I was in my twenties.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:31:56 PM CST

    ...you mean that Argentina trip?...

    by flickapoo

    ...that was just one week...she works relatively regular hours normally...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:31:58 PM CST

    Meister and Commander (2003)

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Russell Crow plays a perpetually drunk ship's captain on the high seas...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:32:25 PM CST

    Mmmm, Hooters.

    by tedkordlives

    They make a mean Philly Cheesesteak. AND there's hot girls running around with their tits and ass hanging out. I can get behind that.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:32:33 PM CST

    ♪ ♫ "Take these broken wings" ♪ ♫

    by subtitles_off

    Another MTV one-hit wonder.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:34:06 PM CST

    Heidi Klum might do any one of us.

    by subtitles_off

    She's Mrs. Seal.All I'm sayin,' Dude's been hit in the face with seven sackfuls of ugly.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:34:29 PM CST

    Of Men and Meister...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    I just like the way that sounds...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:34:39 PM CST

    ...I usually MrMeister when I have an urgent need to...

    by flickapoo

    ...Kyrie.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:35:51 PM CST

    ..."one-hit wonder" WRONG. ↑ see above.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:36:37 PM CST

    It took me a long time to figure out what

    by subtitles_off

    "courier lassoing" was. I couldn't be bothered.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:36:48 PM CST

    Col, it's the wording.

    by anonymoose

    Homosexual sounds like something you might find under a microscope. Gay and lesbian sounds friendlier and more inviting.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:36:54 PM CST

    Meisterpiece Theatre....

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    only shows movies where people are drunk most of the time in them, like Animal House, Leaving Las Vegas, 48 hours, etc....

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:37:07 PM CST

    Meisterpiece Theatre.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:38:27 PM CST

    Lots of one-hit wonders had two hits.

    by subtitles_off

    One at a time.Mike and The Mechanics.Sheena Easton.It was an 80s thing.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:38:58 PM CST

    ..."Oh you get it, my friend"...

    by flickapoo

    ...yes, I got it then. I even gave you credit for a subtle gay "art school" fellatio joke in there...
    "came to blows"

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:39:29 PM CST

    Dang, Cheeses. We were eight seconds off.

    by subtitles_off

    We can do better than that.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:40:42 PM CST

    ..."lesbian" sounds sooooo inviting...

    by flickapoo

    ...yes, I'm a simpleton.I don't mind.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:41:04 PM CST

    "stanatic evi lin"

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ygqzqmc

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:41:14 PM CST

    Hey! Everybody experiments in college.

    by subtitles_off

    I refuse to be ashamed of it!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:43:14 PM CST

    Lets name the movies Meisterpiece Theatre would play...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    At least ONE character has to be drunk in it for most of the film. Extra points if large groups of people are drunk more than once...Animal HouseLeaving Las Vegas48 Hours (Nick Nolte)Arthur (Dudley Moore)And go...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:44:13 PM CST

    This is why you should never have kids.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yeugnne

    Created Of Science. Void Of Soul. Born To Rule.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:45:23 PM CST

    stanatic cling

    by subtitles_off

    Two socks sticking together while Eminem is playing on the radio.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:46:15 PM CST

    Weird Science?

    by tedkordlives

    Yer stewed, buttwad!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:49:19 PM CST

    THE LOST WEEKEND

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:49:22 PM CST

    LEARN HOW TO BE COOL

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yla4t2m

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:49:32 PM CST

    Unborn II is a real movie?

    by subtitles_off

  • If anyone knows who he is, anyway. He made the 70's/80s horror throwback "House of the Devil" this past year, as well as Cabin Fever 2, which was taken away from him in post and now he seems to be trying to distance himself away from it.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:50:29 PM CST

    WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:53:46 PM CST

    Bill Clinton hospitalized in NYC

    by colonelfatheart

    Complained of chest pains; had a stent procedure, according to reports.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:54:53 PM CST

    ...the girl in the blue room with the purple shirt...

    by flickapoo

    ...looks a lot like high-school yearbook photos of Mrs. FlickaPoo.
    That's sorta tingly...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:56:04 PM CST

    ...↑ in the evil baby clip.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:56:10 PM CST

    Link to the Ti West interview.

    by subtitles_off

    http://tinyurl.com/yeqz76h

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  • Feb 11, 2010 3:57:45 PM CST

    THE THIN MAN series

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 3:59:23 PM CST

    Barfly

    by tedkordlives

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:00:05 PM CST

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    by tedkordlives

    The Gang is usually pretty fucked up.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:00:25 PM CST

    Bad Santa

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:00:51 PM CST

    Every "teen wants to get laid" movie ever made.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:02:13 PM CST

    The Horrors of Pornography: Smoking Fetish

    by anonymoose

    NSFW
    http://tinyurl.com/yzw3eps
    /NSFW

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:02:39 PM CST

    IRONWEED

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:03:15 PM CST

    Cocktail, with Tom Cruise...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    all the people in those bars were always fucked up...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:03:34 PM CST

    Thanks, Vades.

    by subtitles_off

    I like this Ti West guy. I wasn't blown away by HOUSE OF THE DEVIL, but I had a good time with it.I like to think there's an alternative to gore-horror and somebody to champion it.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:05:01 PM CST

    STRANGE BREW

    by anonymoose

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:05:32 PM CST

    Thanks Subby, I totally forgot to add the link

    by d.vader

    *smacks forehead*

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:05:38 PM CST

    DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:05:58 PM CST

    All I have to say about "Its Always Sunny..."

    by d.vader

    Is that the DENNIS System WORKS.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:07:42 PM CST

    "Yeah you better smoke up, baby.

    by subtitles_off

    Phone bill's due."HA!"Smoke succubus. Stain everything yellow."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:08:14 PM CST

    Captain America makes the news with Teabaggers...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts1129;_ylt=A0wNdPIsf3RLLLMAxRKs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqNjlkbWhvBGFzc2V0A3luZXdzLzIwMTAwMjExL3luZXdzX3RzMTEyOQRjY29kZQNtb3N0cG9wdWxhcgRjcG9zAzgEcG9zAzUEcHQDaG9tZV9jb2tlBHNlYwN5bl9oZWFkbGluZV9saXN0BHNsawNtYXJ2ZWxjb21pY3M-Can sombody clean that up?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:08:22 PM CST

    Flicka, your wife is a hottie

    by d.vader

    Be sure to tell her that the Eric Bana lookalike online says hello.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:11:02 PM CST

    HAND THING

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ys45ea

    What? What!? WHAT!? WHAAAAAT!?!?!?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:11:38 PM CST

    Some whinny teabagger on FOX...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    "When I was a child in the '60s Captain America was my favorite superhero," he said. "It's really sad to see what has traditionally been a pro-America figure being used to advance a political agenda."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:11:51 PM CST

    Damn.

    by tedkordlives

    Can't get to that NSFW link. Foiled by the IT again! I think smoking USUALLY makes a girl more attractive by a factor of ten, but I'm a little scared of that link. And yeah, I tried to open it at work. I'm crazy that way.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:14:23 PM CST

    Flicka is this what your wife looks like now?

    by d.vader

    Based on the actress from that clip, it should be: http://tinyurl.com/yhq2gm5

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:14:56 PM CST

    Yikes, Cheeses. Try this.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yknm797

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:15:51 PM CST

    There's no nudity, it's just weird.

    by anonymoose

    There are scantily clad women, though.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:16:28 PM CST

    Hand Thing=David Lynch's Home Movies

    by tedkordlives

    I don't know if I should be relieved that I don't have sound or not.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:20:38 PM CST

    Thanks, Moose...I gotta learn that trick someday...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    Flick, if that IS what your wife looks like today, well played, young man, well played...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:22:14 PM CST

    ...not too far off D, but a little less generic. She looks...

    by flickapoo

    ...like a cross between that girl and a Gelfling...and just a little more rubenesque...just a little...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:26:03 PM CST

    There's a pregnant woman smoking in that video.

    by anonymoose

    Two fetishes with one stone, I guess.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:27:47 PM CST

    I will be revisiting this when I get home.

    by tedkordlives

    Pregnant woman smoking? I'm discovering fetishes I never knew I had.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:28:10 PM CST

    There are other, even more NSFW entries here.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/3674ka

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:28:15 PM CST

    ...three fetishes if you count fetus abuse.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:31:44 PM CST

    Damn you and your NSFW links!

    by colonelfatheart

    I feel --sniffle-- so --sniffle-- left out.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:33:16 PM CST

    ......all employees MUST wash hands...

    by flickapoo

    ...before returning to work.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:34:09 PM CST

    This one in particular is NMS as well as NSFW.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ygotg9j

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:34:28 PM CST

    Well, I am out of things to do here.

    by tedkordlives

    So I'm out. Later gents.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:35:31 PM CST

    Desription of above link...

    by anonymoose

    "Japanese gore and porn director Noboru Iguchi, best known for his films The Machine Girl and The Neighbor's Sister Has F-Cup, has tackled the daring subject of futanari. Dickgirls. Giant dickgirls. Massive genitals collide in this fluid-drenched epic."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:36:49 PM CST

    ...I'm sitting this one out too Colonel...

    by flickapoo

    ...my fetishes don't include Stunting The Fetus...and I'm not so handy with trojan eradication.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:38:35 PM CST

    See ya, Teddy!

    by colonelfatheart

    And thanks for the description, 'moose.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:41:59 PM CST

    ...I LOVE THOSE TOKYO GORE POLICE etc...etc......

    by flickapoo

    ...trailers. I'm going to have to see one of the movies for real one of these days.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:42:40 PM CST

    Yeah, good thing I can't watch that.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:43:20 PM CST

    ...watch out for bad guys Ted.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:46:08 PM CST

    i'im cherokee jack!

    by takingscorpioscalls

  • Feb 11, 2010 4:46:22 PM CST

    Best part of Super Hornio Brothers 2.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yh3avrw

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:48:11 PM CST

    youre getting oooooooooooooooooooold john!

    by takingscorpioscalls

    john? john?????? how does it feel to be a dying man? youre a dying man john!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:50:58 PM CST

    Flick...did you make up that phrase?

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    or is it from something...Reason I ask is that I've started telling that to people at work..."Watch out for bad guys," and it gets a smile every time...It also helps promote a healthy loss prevention conscious atmosphere...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:50:59 PM CST

    David Schwimmer was the schwimmiest schwimmermeister

    by takingscorpioscalls

    that always gave the best schwimmers for 5 bucks down at the corner of the alleyway.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:53:51 PM CST

    Watching out for badguys...

    by takingscorpioscalls

    it's nervewracking because of the damn stormtroopers, ninjas and nazis that have to be looked out for daily.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:55:00 PM CST

    Bad Lieutenant

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Just saw this and every other seen had Harvey Keitel either smoking, snorting or injecting himself.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 4:57:35 PM CST

    ...it wasn't a deliberate invention, it's just something...

    by flickapoo

    ...I always say to friends and family. Started years ago with the Mrs. before she was a Mrs...and the rest is history...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:00:49 PM CST

    ...I think it started as a movie lover's way to say...

    by flickapoo

    ..."be safe"...but without causing thoughts of death and dismemberment.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Feb 11, 2010 5:03:04 PM CST

    Is it safe flicka?

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Is it safe?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:09:44 PM CST

    ...it's never really safe Scorps...like you said, between...

    by flickapoo

    ...stormtroopers, ninjas, nazis, cowboys in black hats, serial killers, falling airplane parts, toothed vaginas...it's never ending...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:11:44 PM CST

    Burger Meister Meister Burger

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 5:11:48 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    It's tough out there in the Stallone-back... I'm gonna take a quick sit on this stool in the corner of the ring, can someone be my 'cuts' man?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:12:00 PM CST

    Meister Majestyk

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 5:12:19 PM CST

    Meister Smith Goes to Washington

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 11, 2010 5:13:22 PM CST

    Meister Squad

    by colonelfatheart

    For when you have a hankerin' for 80s childhood nostalgia.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:17:36 PM CST

    ...Cobra, what's the fight about?

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 5:25:16 PM CST

    Time to go, fellas.

    by colonelfatheart

    See y'all around.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:26:30 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Flicka, some troll-noob called DangerMan (prob a long standing troll with a new nick) was really laying into SavageDave, so I had to smack him down and it got a bit ugly.
    Go and cuss down DangerMan some more if you're feeling so inclined... kicking a troll when he's down isn't evil - it's a public service.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:31:25 PM CST

    ...Colonel, you know what to watch out for.

    by flickapoo

  • Feb 11, 2010 5:34:27 PM CST

    ...I'll take a look Cobra. I'm on the ancient laptop...

    by flickapoo

    ...it loads so slowly it's like trying to kumite with salt in your eyes...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:37:21 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Flicka, aha! Im impressed, you know your martial arts parlance!

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:46:21 PM CST

    ☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™MONSIEUR HIRE

    by subtitles_off

    1989. French. Subtitled.Directed by Patrice Leconte (THE GIRL ON THE BRIDGE).A police detective in Paris suspects a tidy, disliked, anti-social man of murdering a young girl. The film plays on our first impressions and expectations, characterizing the pale, fey suspect as a creepy obsessive and peeping tom. Then the story takes one unexpected twist after another, as the mystery unfolds and new motivations for the characters are revealed. A spellbinding performance by Michel Blanc as Hire. Marred by an inexcusable coda in the final minute, a compromise to banality that should've been edited. ★★★★☆

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:53:29 PM CST

    Marvel Comics. Pussies? Or Biggest Pussies Ever?

    by subtitles_off

    Why remove the sign in the artwork? The sign was a copy of a real one? Why shouldn't the Tea Bag Movement be portrayed in comics as it acts in reality?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 5:59:54 PM CST

    If I try to really catch up, I'll be

    by subtitles_off

    linking to fetishes for days.'moose you make me ☺.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 6:08:05 PM CST

    Wait, I'm alone, all of a sudden?

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 6:09:15 PM CST

    Welcome back, Subs...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Feb 11, 2010 6:10:33 PM CST

    Howdy, Cheeses.

    by subtitles_off

  • Feb 11, 2010 6:11:18 PM CST

    I often have to sacrifice link attachment...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    to speed up comprehension...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 6:14:35 PM CST

    I gotta at least look at every one.

    by subtitles_off

    It's a responsibility when you're The Subbarizer®.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 6:17:26 PM CST

    Naveen would make a better Capt. Nemo

    by dingbatty

    in Disney's planned revamp of 20,000 Leagues...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 6:18:20 PM CST

    I read slow...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Feb 11, 2010 6:18:53 PM CST

    About ready to log off to chow and catch up on

    by subtitles_off

    TV. If you're gonna be hanging later?, I'll see you then.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 6:28:04 PM CST

    ...that's right Subs, it's PROJECT RUNWAY night...

    by flickapoo

    ...and they replay last week's episode at nine...just in case you missed it.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 6:51:15 PM CST

    fuck me///

    by six demon bag

    the last twilight book is spread out for two films?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:04:50 PM CST

    ...for Cobra...

    by flickapoo

    http://tinyurl.com/yh4joqu

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:23:15 PM CST

    Flick, that kids parents hate that child...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    why else name him Mason Dash Disick???

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  • Feb 11, 2010 7:55:26 PM CST

    ...not to mention the inescapable fact of being...

    by flickapoo

    ... the child of reality TV "stars".
    Mom, if you made German scheisse porn when you were young...you'd tell me......right?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:35:33 PM CST

    On Naveen Andrews being Indian and not Persian.

    by dailysportspages

    Persians are not to be confused with Iraqi's as they are not Arab.

    Iraqis are Arabs, Persians are actually from India originally.
    So having an Indian play the lead role here is not that much of a stretch.

    Well other than the fact that Naveen is too old and slightly stocky for the part.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:39:16 PM CST

    But, we're agreed that Jake Galapagosislands

    by subtitles_off

    is unconvincing as any ethnicity besides Frat Boy, right?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:40:47 PM CST

    Is Kourtney Kardsashian the fat one,

    by subtitles_off

    the ugly one, or the whore?

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:42:46 PM CST

    Wait, that joke doesn't work.

    by subtitles_off

    The Kardashian sisters aren't triplets.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:53:13 PM CST

    Ebert reviews a "date" movie.

    by subtitles_off

    "VALENTINE'S DAY is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 8:57:46 PM CST

    Ebert reviews another date movie.

    by subtitles_off

    "In any event, THE WOLFMAN makes a satisfactory date movie for Valentine's Day, which is more than can be said for VALENTINE'S DAY. Truer love hath no woman than the woman who loves a wolf man. And vice versa, ideally."

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  • Feb 11, 2010 10:08:27 PM CST

    Old man Ebert can still zing 'em.

    by colonelfatheart

  • ...behind his back.

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:26:13 PM CST

    RIP Walter Fredrick Morrison...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

    You invented the most fun toy I have ever owned...the Frizbee...

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  • Feb 11, 2010 11:26:50 PM CST

    Walt died today at 90...

    by cheeses_of_nazareth

  • Feb 12, 2010 1:55:51 AM CST

    Walter Fredrick Morrison found dead in closet

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Reports say he had a frisbee on his genitals and around his neck and died from autoeroticfrizbeeness.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 2:01:00 AM CST

    Wolf love is love of trust

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Trusting your wolf will lead to magical things that are out

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  • Feb 12, 2010 2:02:55 AM CST

    Hi subs! his cheeses! hi flick!

    by takingscorpioscalls

    Go go power rangers! let's go guys Zordon is calling.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 2:05:45 AM CST

    everyone went to sleep in such a huff

    by takingscorpioscalls

    in such a crackheaded furor.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 2:08:06 AM CST

    Star Trek shooped into pop culture!

    by anonymoose

    Don't let this one warp by. Check it out.

    http://tinyurl.com/ylknl8r

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  • Feb 12, 2010 2:10:51 AM CST

    zzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

    by motoko kusanagi

    zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

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  • Feb 12, 2010 2:17:41 AM CST

    Working late shift on the talkback

    by takingscorpioscalls

    everyone went to sleep, there's diahrea, blood, piss, alcohol and cumguzzlers on the floor, it's fairly pungent in here (even for me!)

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  • Feb 12, 2010 2:36:14 AM CST

    Subs, I've got something for you.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yg8snb5

    Believe it.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 7:18:12 AM CST

    Morning, gents

    by colonelfatheart

    How goes it?

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  • Feb 12, 2010 7:54:05 AM CST

    ...morning Colonel...

    by flickapoo

    ...it goes tolerably.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 7:55:21 AM CST

    wolfman has nards...

    by six demon bag

    but julia made 500K per minute for her 6 minute role in the love actually wannabe....plus a take of the profits..

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  • Feb 12, 2010 7:58:07 AM CST

    Wait, Julia's only in that p.o.s. for six minutes?

    by colonelfatheart

    Haha! Way to dupe everybody, Hollywood.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:00:11 AM CST

    AV Club piece on falling out of love with movies/bands:

    by colonelfatheart

    http://tinyurl.com/ybr4bob How about you guys?

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:12:24 AM CST

    ...hmmm, interesting topic. Do you have to really hate...

    by flickapoo

    ...it now, or can you just have outgrown it?...oops, phone call...

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:16:19 AM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Flicka, thanks for the link telling us that Kardashian tries her own breast milk. But the thought alone is not enough for me...
    I have to see it. Preferably up close. In slow motion. And with sexy sax music playing in the background.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:17:30 AM CST

    Either or, Flick.

    by colonelfatheart

    I'd say MAGNOLIA is my prime example. Loved it when I first saw it. My mind buzzed for days afterward. I can't stand it now. Can't stand a goddamn thing about it.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:19:31 AM CST

    Subbary®

    by subtitles_off



    February 11th, 2010...Hopping Night Shift...Teddy quotes from DROWNING MONA and confesses "mommy" issues with Jamie Lee Curtis...Discussing "Oldman's Game II: Pedalback Unbound," the proposed sequel to Cobra--Kai's original epic (freetexthost.com/1rb1gwinx4), Teddy and Cheeses cast the villain. Suggestions include Eric Roberts and Michael Jai White, but Teddy forgets one possibility that's currently right in front of his face - DROWNING MONA's Bette Midler. I vote for Heath Ledger's "Joker," since that'd be an excuse to resurrect Gary Oldman from the original so he can mutter something imponderable, nonsensical and / or meaningless to the heroes...Cheeses theory of romantic interaction involves boorishness, insults and the magnetism of The Bad Boy...Jaka thinks Jake Galapagos as a Persian is not utterly beyond the realm of believability, and he once dated a Persian girl...Teddy jams to Talking Heads' "Stay Hungry," "Popcorn" by Hot Butter, a novelty hit from The 70s and The Go!'s "Titanic Vandalism" and "Keys to the City"...Name That Tune with Sorps: Gerry Rafferty's 70's classic, "Baker Street"...Why is Cheeses singing "The Pina Colada" song on Jam Night?...BurnHollywood, Sixies, and Colon-El dig THE WARRIORS, and savagedave (hello, stranger) suggests a WARRIORS-inspired pub crawl of New York...Col., Sixies and Flick spend a quiet morning catching up and discussing the PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN movies...Blackwater - America's Hookered-Up Terrorists, Spreading Freedom While Fucking It Up the Ass (http://tinyurl.com/yfljfxz)...diarrhea (hello stranger) introduces a new feature, ☆☆BEATLES OF THE DAY☆☆™...Col. suggests "Oldman's Game II: Pedalback Unbound" be a trip through "parallel realities, multiverses, time travel, journeys into dreamworlds and into body parts" on Flick's train from "Hades, Sheol, Purgatory, Sloatsburg, Gehenna, Hohokus, Chaos Fungorum, Mahwah, Paradise Lost, Seacaucus, and Perth Amboy"...Cheeses and the weather report and a list of slang for female genitalia (http://www.sublimedirectory.com/vagina_list)...Sixies' quotes Landis, randomly...Let's tax The First Amendment!: South Carolina wants to register "subversives" (http://tinyurl.com/yc4a77x)...John Landis' meme: "See you next Wednesday" - Origin and appearances...Teddy says, "Helen Shaver is a good-looking lady"...Meanwhile, Flick shovels some snow-maze tunnels...Flick and 'moose share a regard for Lady Kajagoogoo...A jigger of Jägermeister puns, first on "Jäger," then on "meister"...Americans prefer the term "gay" to "homosexual" (http://tinyurl.com/ydbttnf). Maybe it's a knee-jerk reaction by the repressed to anything with "sex" in it...Meisterpiece Theatre: Movies featuring drunks...'moose introduces us to UNBORN II's satanic monster puppet (http://tinyurl.com/yeugnne) and then shows us how to be school on the skateboard, the board, board, the board, board, board, the board, three-sixty (http://tinyurl.com/yla4t2m)...Vades shares AVClub.com's interview with retro-horror director Ti West (http://tinyurl.com/yeqz76h)...Smoking fetish (http://tinyurl.com/yzw3eps)...Hand thing (http://tinyurl.com/ys45ea)...Marvel Comics caves to Teabagger's with sore puddies (http://tinyurl.com/yknm797). God forbid Captain America be critical of Fox News' American Values®...Mrs.apoo is a "just a little more rubenesque" version of this hottie (http://tinyurl.com/yhq2gm5). Did Flick just compare his wife to corned-beef on rye slathered with Thousand Island salad dressing?...'moose shares a fetish site for any occasion (http://tinyurl.com/3674ka)...The Secret Origin of "Watch out for bad guys," Flick's signature salutation...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: MONSIEUR HIRE - a ★★★★, character-driven, French mystery...One of The Kardashians drinks her own breast-milk...The inventor of The Frisbee, Walter Frederick Morrison does the under-legged, behind-the-back, air-brushed permanent Baloo, aged 90... G'morning and g'day, guppies. Off to howl at THE WOLFMAN...I wanna follow the breadcrumbs to fresh digs when I get back...

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:20:10 AM CST

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    by cobra--kai

    Have yuou ever seen any of those made-for-tv softcore 'erotic thrillers'? They made a ton of them in the Nineties.
    They'd start up the sexy sax music on every single love scene. Like a musical cue to take out your dick and start strumming.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:22:31 AM CST

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    by cobra--kai

    Col - pls do not mention MAGNOLIA again. It is the dojo's nemesis. A work of anti-entertainment that should be wiped from the face of the Earth.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:22:33 AM CST

    Two on-topic examples before I go...

    by subtitles_off

    Journey (I was in high school once, after all) and Spielberg.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:25:25 AM CST

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    by cobra--kai

    Your Subbary is impressive. Most impressive.
    Be interested to hear your thoughts on THE WOLFMAN too...

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:26:16 AM CST

    "be school on the skateboard"

    by subtitles_off

    HA! *be cool*I'm up too early. Subbary® needs a good editor!

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:31:59 AM CST

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    by cobra--kai

    Fareal, *every* day?
    Even when they're just hanging out at home stitching suicide-bomber waistcoats?
    "Oh Kareem - I just *love* that purple velour you're using. It goes really well with the semtex."

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:50:18 AM CST

    Off to commute

    by colonelfatheart

    I'll follow the breadcrumbs if you guys find new digs.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 8:57:15 AM CST

    subs is going to see WOLFMAN??

    by six demon bag

    i didnt think youwanted to...im not responsible for this fracas..results may vary.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 9:05:13 AM CST

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    by cobra--kai

    "Oh yes, Kareem. That gold stitching on the lining is *adorable*. It's almost a shame to fill it with nails. And the detail on the embroidery is simply *to die for*."
    "Yes, Shalik. That is the idea."

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  • Feb 12, 2010 9:12:10 AM CST

    ...falling out of love...

    by flickapoo

    ...Mark Helprin and Chaim Potok are two very good authors that I've drifted away from or outgrown somewhat...or maybe I've devolved.Either way, they don't strum my pain with their fingers the way they used to.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 9:16:25 AM CST

    ...Kareem: "and I worry that the gold stitching might clash...

    by flickapoo

    ...with the orange rust on the nails...two metallics might be pushing my luck, no?
    Shalik: "make it work!"

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  • Feb 12, 2010 9:30:00 AM CST

    ...falling out of love with music...

    by flickapoo

    ...the less said here the better. For a brief period in my youth I listened to a lot of Kansas, they seemed refreshingly bookish and philosophical...just like me.I've said too much already...moving on.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 9:31:08 AM CST

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    by cobra--kai

    "Kareem, it's divine...you'll look like 'the mince of Persia' in that lovely number"
    "What? Uh.. I think you'll find I made it in *your* size"
    "Oh no Kareem, that's all you. I couldn't possibly - purple's not my color..."

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  • Feb 12, 2010 10:14:47 AM CST

    ☆☆BEATLES OF THE DAY☆☆™

    by water_shit_anderson

    http://tinyurl.com/yjoz6c9

    Be sure to stay tuned for the organ bit in the middle.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 10:32:47 AM CST

    Was PofP even that popular a video game?

    by royston lodge

    I always thought it was a sucky game, myself.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 10:40:38 AM CST

    Well, I can't say I was really in love with MAGNOLIA

    by colonelfatheart

    It was more a torrid affair of raging pseudo-intellectualism (hey, I was in my late teens; this was normal at the time) that flamed out in the three or so months after it came out on DVD.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 10:40:46 AM CST

    Do. Not. Care.

    by sithmenace

    Even one bit. This looks lame.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 10:52:51 AM CST

    BAMPF nomination

    by colonelfatheart

    I nominate the DuneWriterBack for our next squatter's paradise.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 10:56:48 AM CST

    ...a lot of my most favorite things...

    by flickapoo

    ...are the opposite of falling out of love...
    Things things that I was once crazy for...and revisited years later only to learn that they're even better than I knew at the time.I love that feeling...discovery, nostalgia, and retroactive confirmation of good taste all rolled into one.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:02:33 AM CST

    colonel

    by six demon bag

    am i the only PBer who likes MAGNOLIA??granted its been a while since i watched it...i just like the sweeping epicness of the whole thing..and to be honest, its my second most entertaining PTA film...behind BOOGIE

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:02:53 AM CST

    colonel

    by six demon bag

    hows DUNEBACK looking...post wise?

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:03:24 AM CST

    I prefer developing romances, myself.

    by colonelfatheart

    For example, I was not a fan of neither 2001 nor BLADE RUNNER when I saw them the first or even second times. But many factors compelled me to revisit them, and my love for them has grown with each viewing and subsequent contemplation. It's so satisfying, so rewarding.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:04:41 AM CST

    maybe FREAKSANDGEEKSBACK???

    by six demon bag

    we can call it the GEEKback

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:06:16 AM CST

    Duneback: About 40 posts, not much recent action.

    by colonelfatheart

    About to drop off the front page.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:06:39 AM CST

    yeah GEEKBack..43951

    by six demon bag

    in honor of the greatest MILF of all--bev d'angeloshe was lurleen too...

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:07:31 AM CST

    ...my only DUNEback reservation is that the whole...

    by flickapoo

    ...project seems so tired...it's deflating.I'll get over it though. I always forget where we are after half an hour or so.Maybe we can spice it up with some QUEEN.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:08:32 AM CST

    I think Sixies has already decided on Geekback.

    by colonelfatheart

    I'm down.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:09:55 AM CST

    i just read a book on BLADE RUNNER

    by six demon bag

    another one, i should say...it said that (obviously) it didnt do that well at the box office, but hit it big at home when the VHS caze started..it was around the same time...the cult and rpeated viewings allowed you to inspect the film endlessly...and now its one of the most innovative sci fi films of all time..

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:10:54 AM CST

    so GEEKBACK?

    by six demon bag

  • Feb 12, 2010 11:11:16 AM CST

    ...I didn't read the article, so I don't get the D'Angelo...

    by flickapoo

    ...connection...but I'm willing to learn.Greatest MILF, and in my case, first MILF.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:11:49 AM CST

    it really doesnt matter to me...

    by six demon bag

    but ill take the vacation films over DUNE anyday

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:13:40 AM CST

    All right, then. Geekback it is.

    by colonelfatheart

    "Looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!!!"

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:17:43 AM CST

    allright 43951....

    by six demon bag

    and i'll see you on the beach...

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  • Feb 12, 2010 11:19:45 AM CST

    Stragglers:

    by colonelfatheart

    See you at Node 43951.

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  • Feb 12, 2010 1:30:05 PM CST

    So....

    by continentalop

    What have I missed?

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  • Feb 12, 2010 1:43:35 PM CST

    "You're a smart guy," she purred.

    by tedkordlives

    He took a drag off of his cigarette. His eyes met hers. "So was Abraham Lincoln. Look what happened to him."

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  • Feb 12, 2010 1:45:56 PM CST

    Meet us @ 43951, Teddy.

    by subtitles_off

    And other Peebers.

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