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PRINCE OF PERSIA Super Bowl Spot online!
Hey folks, Harry here with a handsome spot for PRINCE OF PERSIA. I just kind of wished it starred Naveen Andrews. But I guess I was fine with Kerwin Matthews, John Phillip Law and Patrick Wayne... well, maybe not Patrick Wayne... as Sinbad in the Harryhausen films. But this really does LOOK sharp, if not completely devoid of "give a shit". Here it is:
PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME – Super Bowl TV Spot
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No Spankyou!
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You mean the British-born actor of Indian ethnicity? He's as Persian as Gyllenhaal is. Just because he plays an Iraqi on TV doesn't mean he is one.
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no way will it be as good as POTC 1.
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Feb 07, 2010 8:04:55 PM CST
They better include that wicked cool closing credit track...
by shermdawg
...from the Sands of Time game in the score. Minus the lyrics though.
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Feb 07, 2010 8:05:35 PM CST
Naveen would've been awesome. Jake's accent is lame.
by stereotypical evil archer
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Oh. My. God. It just gets worse every time I see it. WHO THOUGHT GYLLENHAAL WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR THIS? SINCE WHEN IS THE PRINCE OF PERSIA A FUCKING HIPSTER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Unfortunately, a much younger John Stamos... but HE looks the part, and he'd be charming as hell in this. Shit, even Depp would have been better.
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In which title did the Prince sound Persian? If he didn't sound Persian in the games then how does it bother anyone that he doesn't sound Persian in the movies? Though, I would have preferred if they didn't even try for accents and just make a sweet action movie.
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Seriously, thats so fucking stupid. Naveen would have been awesome. But no, instead we have Jake Galingingingingign. GAY. (No Pun Intended)
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Feb 07, 2010 8:20:20 PM CST
2 point conversion is GOOD! Persia looks like shit.
by stereotypical evil archer
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I'm talking look and feel of the character. Gyllenhaal has neither... but then, neither does the rest of this bullshit movie.
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just saying.
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Hey, lets make a Persian movie... what are the whitest actors around doing right now? Let's get a white guy to play the role. Nobody will notice. As an Iranian, make sure he uses an British accent. It will add to the character. So stupid.
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Mahmoud looks like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.
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It looks kind of cool. And the game it is based on was awesome.
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(Tomb Raider x Scorpion King) + (Gyllenhaal + Arnie) = this pile of dog eggs.
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What the I don't even
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Can't argue with you there. But I still can't help but keep my fingers crossed for this movie. I am waiting for someone to crack the code to making a good video game to movie translation so I, hopefully, get a good Metroid movie. The best video game adaptation I seen so far was Silent Hill, and that was many for the visual style...not the story or acting. Come to think of it, maybe I am too soft on video game movies.
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Jake's a good actor, but this just isn't his role. Man there was way too much CGI in that trailer.
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a rug.
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I thought was a good movie. Certainly was atmospheric. One of the better video game adaptions. I am sure that Raimi will serve up a good WoW.
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Feb 07, 2010 8:53:55 PM CST
Still not sure what they're trying to sell in this movie...
by soylentmean
and this add did little to clarify. If I see some cool ass monster designs for this I might check it out. Otherwise it's a big ol' pass.
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Oh, that's right... I almost forgot about the World of Warcraft movie! I hope Raimi goes all middle-earth epicness on it's ass. I have a feeling that the WoW movie will either finally be the first great video game movie, or the final nail in the proverbial video game movie coffin.
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Feb 07, 2010 8:54:56 PM CST
Harry. DVD column. Do it for the Colts. They need a boost.
by soylentmean
And where the fuck is there a Denny's? I haven't seen one of those in years.
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Until every one of these turds flop, hollywood will continue shitting out this diarrhea over and over and over and over again...
It's shitheads like you who keep paying money for this garbage, that continues to keep paying for Michael Bay's sports cars and Jerry Bruckheimer's prostitutes and crack.
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And you can put your name on it
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Damn... I was hoping to see something new there. Still, Congrats Saints!!!!!
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does Jake sound like Orlando Bloom?
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...because no, I didn't. The trailer is cut so fast, you can't see much of anything. I think I might have seen a snake. And some CGI. But everything else is a blur.
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Prince of Persia 3: The Two Thrones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =kukZ6J_HvqY
Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ulIx-8KiH0A -
Prince of Persia 3: The Two Thrones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =kukZ6J_HvqY Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ulIx-8KiH0A
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The ORIGINAL game from the 80's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =_zyQ_OVyhNE
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Book that.
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I like it 'cause you can right click on the image and select Video Speed -> Slow to really see what the frak is going on.
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Feb 07, 2010 9:33:22 PM CST
Naveen Andrews looks nothing like the Prince of Persia
by randomwordrandomword
Have you even played the game Harry? I doubt it.
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And they probably used it because it sounds more archaic than an American accent does speaking English.
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In the quicktime version you can pause it and single frame step through it with the arrow keys. Not trying to start an argument just sayin, if you want that capability that's there too,
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The ethnic Persians and Armenians are the parents of Caucasians. You're thinking in order to be middle eastern you have to look like an Arab or a Israeli or something?? So maybe there could have been more accurate people to play the "price" but come on. Lets remember this is a movie based on a 16 color 320x200 graphics IBM game. ( yes, I know it didn't end there )
Lets also all remember that the whole story owes itself to the "1000 and 1 nights".
Which is itself a mix of Persian, Arabic, Hebrew, Indiana and Chinese stories... so does it really matter?
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they shoulda cast that guy that plays Sayid. Anyway-I loved the video game, hope the movie rocks!
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I too have pretty high hopes for Raimi's WoW. It seems like I heard something a while back about a God of War movie, as it is probably my all-time favorite game I would hope the movie kicks just as much ass! Vin Diesel for Kratos!
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whoops wrong movie
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Yeah, Vin Diesel would work for me in the Kratos get up. Say what you will about the man's acting chops (I point more at his lousy choice in movies) but he can play badass with a dash of heart. See Pitch Black and his part in Saving Private Ryan.
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Good question. I hope the editing of the clip is not an indication of the movie. Sounds like Jake has been dubbed by Jude Law
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I will more then likely see this at a theatre although the casting is shit.
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The man is very good at what he does, and those are great examples you mentioned. Vin Diesel as Kratos- how can we make this happen?
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Everybody in my Super Bowl party felt the same way - there's one fucking movie we don't want to see.
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I think your services are needed.
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...that was one of the worst cut trailers I have seen in a long time...
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I'll make this simple and type in mono syllables, (Ok, I can'[t type in Mono syllables so try to keep up) THIS TRAILER LOOKS GREAT! So many of you fans of the game bring so much baggage to your opinions. It blinds you to whether a film looks good. Now I have no idea if this will be a good movie, but the trailer looks awesome. Stop trying so hard to be cool by "hating" it's just so ignorant and childish.
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Should have gotten a middle-eastern actor.
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they should have just GOTTEN SOMEONO WHO LOOKS THE PART... or at least seems to have an idea of the character. In the- what? 20 minutes worth of animations per game?- they actually laid out a real character, with an actual personality.
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Sorry, but after Avatar, this kind of movie looks like total shit.
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There's a lot of them, but probably none of them wanted to be in this stupid-ass thing. Maybe if the producers, writers, art directors, costume designers, director had, oh I dunno, actually tried to make one thing in this entire "film" look like it was actually from/taking place in Iran instead of "Generic Old Middle East Flying Carpet-i-stan", they'd have been more likely to at least have gone in for a screen test.
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Or some orange planet? Movie looks lame. All the drunken deviants at the bar with me agreed. How bout that preview for the Dante's Inferno game though! BADASS!!!!
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However, that being said, it's super duper lame they went with a white American using an English accent.
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Feb 08, 2010 12:51:58 PM CST
THE ACTRESS DID NOTHING FOR ME IN QUANTUM OF SOLACE
by bringingsexyback
But she's looking fine here. Must be the lighting.
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And as for this game to movie treatment, i'll reserve skepticism until i hear that it's worth my time (and Money).
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Nice lil' touch adding Bill Wither's "Ain't no Sunshine" during the game's cinematics. Hopefully the game itself will be as good as the Anime feature. So far it's received mixed reviews. And I already have this preordered from amazon.Well, atleast the demo was fun.
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I like Mike Newell and I've thought Gyllenhaal is a talented actor for quite a while, but this looks really bad. But then again, I've yet to see any movie Bruckheimer has done with Disney that was worth my time. "National Treasure" anyone?
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I'll save my $12 and pop the old GameCube disc back in the Wii. One of the best action/platformer games ever.
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There was a guy who wrestled in WWE who would make an awesome Kratos. His name was Tyson Tomko. Doubt he can act, but his look is perfect.
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...doesn't have my signature ellipsis in front of a kick ass statement.That's my style, my technique.
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He rubs me the wrong way.
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...if Colonel Angus overstays his welcome, just tap him on the head and he'll be on his way.
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him and Colonel Angus.
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Nearly lost an arm in the process!
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...I'm starting to think it might be annoying for people to read in a Pedalback type situation.I do it without even thinking at this point, but really...how many ellipsis does one man need?
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http://tinyurl.com/ykulgyx
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to consider the others might be tired of DEƒUCK®? Pfft.uck that!We're all about style, here, in The Pedalback.
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Why?
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It's you.
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the mommy-board, she can't be following any of them very closely. She probably waits for someone to make a specific complaint, and from the way EssDub explained it, you have to go really, really far.
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http://tinyurl.com/ygyqq6d
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Aha! Im here.. in on the ground floor.. the early worm for once...
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Colonel Angus?
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Once a young girl is introduced to Colonel Angus, she'll settle for nouthin' less.
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about Colonel Angus.
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...yes please.
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We're gonna have Colonel Angus tonight!
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...mommy style best...when you post crude shit that's just a little worse than what they post themselves.It's more subversive, and sometimes they bat it right back...I like it when they hit back.
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About viking LARPers who take things too far? Trailer is on YouTube. I'm intrigued, looks like it could be great.
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Colonel Angus can be very messy.
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When you're less obvious, you get a funnier response.
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...down South.
How far South Colonel Angus?
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Feb 09, 2010 5:20:34 PM CST
My sockpuppet account has been approved on the Manna Cabana.
by anonymoose
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http://www.ask.com/movies/film/The-Wild-Hunt/499177
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...überboober update.
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Seriously, he hasn't showered in days.
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Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses. But, deep down, Colonel Angus is very sweet.
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No, really, he gave me E.coli.
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Time to commute. Let's all hope for a state of emergency in northern NJ tomorrow so I don't have to go to work.
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Island of The Amazons. You don't want them to chop off your head. You want to be the first man they welcome into their tribe.
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Be safe.
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It looks like a freakin' thriller to me. When LARPers go too far and start living like its real. Raping and pillaging. Not fun stuff, but could be scary, if only for the psychological aspect of it. If those people are willing to start using real weapons and to start living 24/7 in that character, what else are they capable of?
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I may drop in later, but if not see y'all tomorrow.
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...for bad guys.
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Pedalback Tourney. Quarter Finals. Round 2. Subtitles_Off vs TakingScorpiosCalls.
Mars sure was beautiful. “Jebus it’s cold” muttered Subtitles_Off as he pulled his eye away from his Celestar telescope and went back inside the log cabin which had been his home these last 3 weeks.
He sat down at his modest table, illuminated in a pool of moonlight. In front of him was a telephone, a homemade reel to reel tape recorder, and a pile of notes. He looked at his papers; dates, times, occulations of the planets, and phone numbers. A bewildering array which formed symbols and patterns in front of Subs eyes. ‘This is just like A Beautiful Mind’ thought Subs wryly, ‘I hate that movie’.
The images, words, and times subbarized themselves into an intricate pattern, the power that allowed its wielder to precisely align random information into something that made perfect sense. Subs eyes widened. “It’s tonight” he said.
TakingScorpiosCalls twirled the cable of his old bakerlite telephone. He looked up at the stars. Mars was in conjunction with Venus… it was a night for Scorpios. It was a night that he would kill. He looked at the number on the scribbled paper and began dialling…
“What defuck!” Subs was startled by the ringing phone, cutting through the silence of the cabin. He immediately donned the industrial ear protectors, bought under a false identity and pressed record on the machine. He then held the ear piece to the recorder and clicked the answer button.
Subs felt an evil, awful voice pierce through his ear drums. He fell to the ground clutching his head, screaming. He writhed as the voice continued, and then the sound stopped and went dead.
TakingScorpiosCalls chuckled and relaxed back on his bed. The Pedalback prize was one step closer to being his.
Subs fingers scratched at his ear protectors and then shaking he pulled them off. They’d saved his life and now it was time for payback. He rewound the tape and then clicked a switch on his homemade recorder. The switch said ‘Subtitles On’. Carefully he lowered the volume level right down to mute and then pressed play.
Above the recorder words appeared as if floating in thin air… the secret, dark words you only hear when you take one of Scorpios calls. Subs read them… ‘Die, Die, Die. Die, Die, Die. Witness the awesome power of this armed and fully operational battle station, and die you motherfucking cunt!’
‘Jebus, what defuck’ said Subs aloud before clicking the redial.
TakingScorpiosCalls heard his phone ring. Puzzled, he put it to his ear “Yes?”
“DIE, DIE, DIE. DIE, DIE, DIE. WITNESS THE AWESOME POWER OF THIS ARMED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE STATION, AND DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT!”
They were the last words Scorpios ever heard… the ooze from his liquidized brain seeped onto his pillow.
Somewhere Michael Caine laughed loud and cockney.
Winner = Subtitles_Off
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That was full-on "Lord Of The Flies"-style scary stuff, with the LARP angle.
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Ooh, that were a long one!
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...my plan is to thank that poptart guy for being awesome. Other than that, I don't know.
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NAILED IT!
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HA! Fuck with me, any of yas.
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Feb 09, 2010 5:36:47 PM CST
First, take a look at the debate that has been going on...
by anonymoose
...after my GRAND EXIT.
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You can't hesitate. If you're gonna bring it to Subtitles_Off, you've got to bring the whole Shere Khan.
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Haha, Balooed! I wish i'd thought of that one, i'd have slipped it in!
Sadly 'permanent Baloo' for TSC. -
..."[Subbarize®] random information into something that made perfect sense".Nice.
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Feb 09, 2010 5:42:54 PM CST
The Manna Cabana just seems to be sttled into its dogma, 'moose.
by subtitles_off
They all seem to have it figured out and refuse to listen to any other point of view.I can't see any place for a sense of humor there.
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...they're fun. At this point I see them collectively as members of Pedalback...a shadowy sorority of crazed, horny/frigid mommyninja ass-ass-in warrior-shrews.
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Man I'm tired. I just ran from the old house.
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I went Batman on Scorps in The Quarterfinals.
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...I'm not saying it isn't, 'cause it is.
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from First Round through the end, when it's done. OK?malackow@netscape.net
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waiting in the back room, Sixies.
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as Colonel Angus. I wonder if they'd catch it.
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Subs, I'll have to find it all first.. that's the eternal pedalback way... words of wisdom, comedy, and banality, all scattered upon the boards.
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Damn! Well, we just have to re-trace our steps.
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http://tinyurl.com/yhvrusj
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OP here... Yeah, hi. I felt like congratulating and thanking this here poptart guy for being awesome. I don't agree with the bits about choice and whether it's okay to be gay, and all that... Having said that, I think this world needs more poptarts and less Jemilas and cobalts and therestofyous.
This poptart, a truer follower of Christ's teachings, would welcome all kinds of people into his church and let them hear the message for themselves, unlike the rest of you that would have a pastor kick out the gays like they're a virus or something. You may give up on them, but God, and perhaps poptart, never will.
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Nice.
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Pedalback Tourney. Quarter Finals. Round 3. water_shit_anderson vs Scary Waitress + ?.
“Did you hear about how Royston went down?” said water_shit’s hot wife. Water_shit was having problems concentrating with her generous cleavage across the dinner table from him.
“He was killed by a waitress.” She whispered “a Scary Waitress.”
They sat in a swanky restaurant in Chinatown. Water_shit had a thing for spicy food. He found it helped with the bowel movement. He was just scooping some hot chilli sauce onto his prawn cracker when their waitress approached.
‘Oh my’ murmured water_shit under his breath. This perfect female form, clad in a close-fitting kimono, but clearly not Chinese.
“Can I get you anything?” Scary Waitress purred “*anything* at all?”
Soon they were driving back to the motel, and the waitress was in her car following behind them.
“Its her” repeated water_shit’s wife “it has to be her. We have to play this very carefully!”
“You do your part and I’ll do mine” water_shit reassured her.
Scary Waitress pulled into the motel car park and followed the couple up to their room. ‘Its not often I get a couple’ she mused as she closed the door, ‘if the wife has to go too, then the wife has to go too. Fuck it, could be fun.’
Water_shit sat back in the armchair and enjoyed the show that was unfolding before him. The two girls undressed each other and then began to kiss. Both squeezing each others glorious breasts. ‘Uber-boobers’ sighed water_shit as his manhood stood to attention. It was almost going to be a shame for him to interrupt this one.
Scary gently tried to press her breast towards her lovers mouth, but for some reason she turned her head away. “Go on, have a little taste” she cooed encouragingly.
“No, uh, you… you taste mine first” and water_shits wife pushed Scary’s naked body back onto the mattress and straddled her. Scary felt the breasts pushed into her face, encircling her. She sucked away.
Water_shits wife nodded at her husband and he rose from the chair, his underpants round his ankles. With Scary oblivious he assumed the position, squatting over both of them, his ass at the ready to release.
Suddenly the motel window smashed apart and a huge figure flew into the room. It landed in an ungainly heap next to the bed. Scary reacted fast and rolled off the mattress. Water_shit in his terror had a different reaction. His bowels released all over his wife.
Moose saw the scene with three naked people in front of him! One of the girls was fast. She was out the door and running naked into the night before he could stop her. But the other girl was screaming, covered in thick viscous shit. No mind. It was the man he was after. Stomping time.
Water_shit never really had time to mourn his lost wife as Moose danced a heavyweight jig upon his head. ‘A bit like River Dance…’ mused water_shit as his skull gave way…
Winner = Scary Waitress + anonymoose!
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...guys are fucking morons. For generations we've been using dick-sucking imagery and language as an insult or as a ametaphorical act of dominance and submission. Nice advertising guys, smart thinking...way to sell the product. Don't be shocked when women aren't beating down your door.Meanwhile, women have been using an advertising strategy so subtle as to be invisible to get us to dive in to old Colonel Angus headfirst...and we do. Gladly. All they have to do is lay back and enjoy the show.Whenever I hear a guy say something like "SUCK MY DICK" to someone in a disparaging tone I punch him in the mouth. Be a team player buddy...shut the fuck up.
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Feb 09, 2010 6:28:54 PM CST
Flick, my most successful tactic for getting a chick to blow me.
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I just lean back and say, "Hey, this cock ain't gonna suck itself, babe..."But, of course, I date a lot a whores...Evening lads and lassies...
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Seven matches in the First Round, followed by a meeting of The Cabal, and today's Quarter-Finals. You began with yourself versus teddy, right?
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Anyone care for a glass of milk?
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Haha... your one-stop dojo for a bit of sex, violence, and humor... all good things in one spicy post!
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Subs, your powers of subbarization ARE truly fucking impressive! Yes, you have it exact.
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Waitress, your milk is also truly impressive! I'll only take you up on that offer tho if it's still warm...
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and I'll have the whole thing for anybody who wants it.Of course, we have a ways to go, yet. I avenged Flick today. Don't think I'm not coming for you, 'moose, to avenge diarrhea and the mrs. You had no biznezz sticking your fingered hooves into that one!
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Feb 09, 2010 6:37:53 PM CST
I approve of this new home. I want to smash things here.
by scarywaitress
I enjoy smashing things. So, without further ado... WHO THE F**K THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS A GOOD F**KING IDEA? I'LL TELL YOU WHO... SOMEONE WHO SAW THE EVER-LIVING, MOTHERF**KING GAMES, THAT'S WHO. THEN THESE A-HOLES GOT A HOLD OF IT, AND WE GET THE WHITEST HIPSTER THEY COULD FIND WHO STILL HAS DARK HAIR TO PLAY AN IRANIAN. f**king fabulous. Do I think Naveen Andrews would be a better choice? Actually, no... but JAKE EFFING GYLLENHAAL??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS HAPPY HORSE SH*T?!?!?!?!!? Add to this the blandest of heroines... and seriously. I mean, CHRIST. Can someone PLEASE tell me what the F**K was so wrong with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =ulIx-8KiH0A THAT THEY HAD TO CHANGE IT BEYOND RECOGNITION???!?!?!?!?!?!?! SHEEEIT. I didn't even need to follow the breadcrumbs for this one... I've been venting my wrath on here since this bullshit showed up on AICN. Nice to see you all, though!
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EssDub always shows up when we're talking locker-room smack!You guys cool with the new digs? We've broken ties with The Nolanverse. We're into brave new territory. Damn the torpedoes. Full-speed ahead!
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That I did NOT make the obvious joke I SSSOOOO wanted to when Scary showed up right after I used the W word for the first time since Saturday night....
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Duly.
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All it would take is a little push, to nudge Jake Gyllenhall out of the light and see him become Tobey Maguire. They are surely one entity.
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... locker-room smack!" = EssDub shows up and we're talking.
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50K happens when the TOTAL count for this thread (not the 24-hr. count) reaches 439.
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Feb 09, 2010 6:46:05 PM CST
Are you saying we're always talking locker-room smack, Flick?
by subtitles_off
As long as nobody's walking around naked, I guess.
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Now I know why you went ballistic on me after I said I thought that preview during the Superbowl was cool...My bad...Please excuse me, I'm an old man and the last video game I played was Tetris, and it fucked me up pretty good...I can never NOT try to fit boxes and tv and curtains and speakers into closely fitted blocks that disapper when that make contact...in my mind, I mean... I only tried to do it for real twice... neither time ended well...
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It's actually a Soviet plot.
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What'll they give us next? A dour Superman, dosed with real-world über-seriousness?Oh, wait...
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"I only tried to do it for real twice... neither time ended well..." that's a quote that could be taken out of context.
Waitress you seen the latest installment of the Tourney? You kick ass and squeeze boobs in it... hehe
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The USSR never REALLY went away...It just moved onto the internet...
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...I went through this stage where I would obsessively "draw" things in my head...I would concentrate and trace the outline of objects with my eyes, but my head would wobble a little too.My mom, always thoughtful of others would pinch me and hiss..."STOP, you look like you have cerebral palsy".And they all lived happily ever after.The end.
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How about a mo-capped Buck Rogers?
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what do you think of the new Nolan flick? we missed yas in there
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Just poked my head in there. 'Lop concurred that Adam West was a great Batman, and toadkillerdog didn't un-concur. Fett doesn't know who he can call a retard anymore. It's hilarious.
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of a dramatic entrance. Can't top that one! Day-um, boy! I love winning...
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That probably went over REAL well, in a parsonage...I love ya, brother, and feel your pain...I haven't talked about this before, but, I too, am an illustrator, too... I am great in pencil and ink...sold a comic book once, that never got published (cashed my checks though...so that makes me what, semi-pro?) I also sold a poem, for $2 to a magazine...(I still have the bills)...I was a weird kid, too...
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ANOTHER Superman movie? Really? And does ANYONE think Nolan can brush the stink of of that franchise, and bring it back? Their biggest problem has been, and will continue to be: GOOD LUCK CASTING HIM. Reeve may not have been the world's best actor (and I think he was better than most people give him credit for, for the record...) but he WAS the perfect man for that role. Anyway, i see that a lot of people poseted basically what I think, so I haven't bothered... but I haven't read it in a few hours. Am I missing anything?
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...between Stefania, Gabriela, and Palsy-Boy, I've got a little David Sidaris thing going here...I don't think it was a real vicious pinch...she was generally terrified of what people might think all the time, but she isn't mean spirited.The story needs a nasty pinch though.
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Feb 09, 2010 7:14:57 PM CST
I take it back. I think I DO have to get inot that fight.
by scarywaitress
'scuse me while I whip this out.
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that you didn't have palsy, right?When I hit puberty, I went through a growth spurt and ended up with stretch marks on my ass. You'd think a mother could figure that out, right? No, she had to drag my skinny, pimpled, just-blooming awkwardness to the doctor and pants me. Here, I thought he was going to bust me for excessive jerking or something.
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...and you might have to share that poem with the group. Think of it as a therapy sort of thing...for all of us.
My single biggest job was never published...a big ad campaign for a pharmaceutical company. Back in the roaring 90s. Everybody loved it...and then they just never printed it. Crazy.The job got me lots more work, I lived off the check for half a year, and the art director I worked with used the end result to land a new and better job...presumably with a company that actually brings projects to completion. -
This is where I usually tell everybody how i inspired DARK VICTORY, but even I'm bored with that story.Where's Teddy?
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...and melt your fingers together to see a doctor at my house (yes, I did).It just something I did as a habit. A lot.
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...I was so sheltered I thought I invented Cradling The Jake.First time I thought I had broken the damn thing. Never felt a moment's guilt about it either...thought I was a fucking GENIUS.I'd see my dad walking around all grumpy all the time, and I'd think..."man! If he only knew what I know...he'd have a smile on his face ALL the time..."
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...your creativity shines through and oozes from every post.
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...he must have all his students working late on this every night...
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and just had a brain fart...Your writing, spelling, punctuation, syntax and creativity is the one that radiates here...I like radiate over ooze, athough ooze is more popular with the mass media...
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But, I think I speak for all of us when I say, if you aren't here... we're just holdin' down the fort 'til you get back...
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The Pedalback is a team effort.
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But, there is a 'me'....
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...one of my earliest sexual memories (since everyone's been clamoring for it..."FlickaPoo! Tell us more about your childhood sexual development please!) is from the first grade yearly in-school medical exam.My family had recently moved to Italy...your parents had to show up at school, and you got called in one by one to see the doctor lady. The parents would wait outside unless there was some particular reason for them to be summoned.Anyway, the Monica Bellucciesque doctor lady had apparently never seen a circumcised über-penis before, so she summoned my dad into the little room to inquire...I have the most vivid memory of her long, blood red nails* twiddling the foreskin of my little mushroom while she chatted up my dad about the nature and history of the procedure.So, just as you suspected, it's not my fault. I may be a monster, but I was created...I wasn't born this way.*sounds strange for a doctor to have looong nails, let along blood red, but I confirmed this detail with my dad recently.
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"A. No one has said that we would kick gays out of the church. That is a false assumption on your part."
Also by cobalt:
"You expect them to accept Christ as their Savior and become a new creation in Christ, just as 2 Corinthians 5:17 says. You don't kick them out immediately, you do not even expect them to get saved immediately. But if it becomes clear that they have no interest in changing their lives, then something has to be done." -
why he didn't tell her to get her long, blood-red fingernails off his boy's dick?
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...he remembered......so clearly it was a special moment for both of us...
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But, Damn...Lifetime Achievement Award...I mean, Damn...
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Not sure who, but, all are welcome...I have what I think is a wonderful plot to tie a lot of our madness here into a marketable property...Anyone interested? We waste a lot of brilliant creativity everyday on here...This shit should be channleled into profits...Pedalbackers gotta eat...
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...my parents were hellbent on fitting into the culture over there.I have no way of knowing if I thought this at the time, or if I'm just projecting it back now, but I swear I remember thinking it was rather nice...and wishing my dad would get the fuck out so whatever was supposed to happen next would happen next......but that might just be big me imposing that on little me retroactively.
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...I'm still thinking about blood red nails.
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Feb 09, 2010 8:16:14 PM CST
Did she have that chick's voice you get off to, Flick...?
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Would explain a lot...See, you're having a breakthru right now...
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as the black girl on star trek...shes knows
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http://tinyurl.com/yydbl9
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flaming with idiots rots yer brain
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I had to dig it up and get rid of all the bodies. Neighbors were starting to act suspicious.
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...go about the whole thing strategically, copy every exchange, and write some sort of expose or article on the fundementa-brain when you're all done.For Rolling Stone or something. You could do it.
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just make sure you scrape the shit off your shoes before you come back inside the house. Then, straight to the showers, son.We don't want that stink following you in here...GRIN.
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http://tinyurl.com/66mnxn
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Feb 09, 2010 8:27:27 PM CST
Li'l Before Flick's second-grade visit to the lady doctor,
by subtitles_off
he yelled, "No, Dad, I DON'T need you to go in with me. Sheesh!!!!"
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...what the fuck do you think I pay you guys for?
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Sheesh Louise. Another play-mate of Stephania and Gabrielle.
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1. I make really good quiche- and for all you quiche-ophobes, my husband agrees with me. Tonight's selection is bacon, onion, broccoli, and mushroom, with Italian cheeses. I'm having a rosé with my piece... dh drew the line there, and is drinking a manly Sancerre. 2. MONEY RUINS EVERYTHING. The second someone makes one red cent off of this, and CREDITS Pedalback, the spell will be broken and we will all be scattered to the four winds. So, no. If a Pedalbacker gotta eat, he better get off his ass and start growing potatoes in his bathtub. I recommend Yukon Gold. 3. HOLY. SHIT. FLICKAPOO. That is all.
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...that looks great.Saving the rest for later.
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http://tinyurl.com/y9tpma9
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How many un-billable hours have you spent on AICN?I at least want this time credited to my Purgatory wait..
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unless savagedave's e-mail server thinks you're spamming him, you've got some 'splaining to do.
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"I was an Internet Mom for a day...And, they were all W****s."Too soon?
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you're going straight to Heaven, baby. Almost makes me wish I believed in that crap. So they have PB in Heaven?
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your man could smell like."
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OP: Dh has gifted me with child. How do I reciprocate?
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HHHHAAAA!!!! Savagedave tomorrow morning..."Fuckin' opportunistic Yanks..."His life has been more interesting than all of our's put togther, I bet...
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to the ground by placing her knees on his shoulders, Sheesh Louisa tore at the zipper of his short-pants with long, blood-red fingernails.
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...I disagree. We could just continue to do what we do...meanwhile, Subs could weed out the deadwood and miss-fires...and re-post everything on his own site as though live.People would flock to follow our comedy stylings, and for a little extra Cobra can include them in the tournament.
Death by überBoob is extra of course.If Subs can Subbarize daily, he could do this in his sleep. I've always been a little horrified at the sheer amount of creativity flung willy-nilly into The Void around here... -
http://tinyurl.com/y9tpma9
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subs..anything good?or am i keeping my john mayer centerfold up?
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Now, they're diamonds. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. Yummrs.
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I haven't read it though, yet. Li'l Wayne going to jail, doesn't really interest me. I posted the most interesting bits from the review of SHUTTER ISLAND.
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Where are you?"
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for death by überboobs? SHit. I guess I better go take a shower, then. I think my schedule might get a leetle teeeeny bit full. 'Nite all! PS, snowday tomorrow. Prepare to be graced with my presence periodically.
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like Old Spice and not a lady."
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And how can you blame them? I had TWO wives and three kids...I know a woman is vulnerable when she is pregnant and into rearing ages...They need, crave protection and they too often accept anything...which is most often, next to nothing... I had a vasctomy after my only biologiacal daughter was born...I used to believe in global over-population projections...
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...that's cheating. Let me guess...premium membership is only $7.99 a month. I see where this "monetization" plan is going. And for $10.99 a month I get the "uncensored" Tasty Tournament Tales...I've been down this road before...you're not getting MY credit card #...
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e-mailing you! And, I don't have your e-mail. He was trying to surgically remove me from the loop. HA!
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Flickapoo, you've just been E-mail Candid Camera-ed...Bill comes on the 15th...Have my money, bitch...
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That seems so exploitable for meme territory.
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Which thing?
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...GREAT!...turn her hair white......I can only imagine...
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If I couldn't use the booger eatin' chick and his other perverted childhood memories, I have enough religio-comic book upbringing to ensure the rest of you would want to contribute...Remember my Will Smith Captain America vehichle ...?
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More interesting than they'll come up with for the actual movie, I'm certain.
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http://tinyurl.com/yl24k8y
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Subspace blinkers on...
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You must have been building up some rage in you for a long time, budster. You've been going at that same hamster wheel since before noon!
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http://tinyurl.com/yfhj7m8
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Feb 09, 2010 9:18:53 PM CST
i actually think Matt Bomer would make a great Superman.
by subtitles_off
Even though he seems a little young. Unfortunately, that kind of dates it as another "origin" situation, and I'm not the least bit interested in SUPERMAN BEGINS.
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Those are fantastic, 'moose!
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Now fetts yelling me to find where he said that if you don't like nolans batman you're a. Fukken blah blah blah
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http://tinyurl.com/yjuo7ua
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...enough to deal with his happy-ass shit. I can't believe you stuck around as long as you did. Oh, and if you people are going to be charging for PB- and my überboobs are going to be headlining on this particular marquee- it's going to cost you a HELL of a lot more than $10.99, Flick. Shit, I was the first one to ® überboobers on here... the $$$$ should be ROLLIN' in by now up in this piece. 'Night, gents. ☺
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"If you don't like Nolan's take on it, frankly, you don't like the character." He said it to Iprothro. He's called everyone who doesn't agree with a retard or a moron, except for toadkillerdog. He's brain-dead. there's no point trying to argue with him.
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So I yelled it.
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http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/43932#comment_3137589
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Sweet dreams...
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how long am I supposed to leave the blinkers on?
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http://tinyurl.com/yc9h5rz
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http://tinyurl.com/yl9f4at
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M. Night Shalaman's 'ode to evil laundry...
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"You see?"
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http://tinyurl.com/yfewsgf
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your Earth 69 idea.
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I actually have an pretty good novel idea that your childhood memories would spice up considerably...it's a weird ride inside the head of a comic book fan who believes he lives in a varient comic universe world where sex is super heroics... it mirrors the comics he reads where NOBODY has sex...Traces his twisted early artistic developement thru comic book convention sex and his various bizarre friends along the way to his eventual marriage to a swinger in Las Vegas, and his first comic book sale...I'm a great idea man, and plotter, just really need help fleshing out scenes...If you are Flick and this interests you, let me know...If you are some other pedalbacker....What's up? You're all welcome to contribute...
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Give me a couple more sentences there. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the concept.He thinks the world is like a comic book? Or the comic book is exaggerated in his head?
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http://tinyurl.com/yjybg9x
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He equates sexual acts with comic book heroism...He believes he is in the opposite world of the Marvel/DC verse where no one ever has sex...And since no one has super-powers or costumed adventurers in his world, instead we have Hugh Hefners and Larry Flynts saving his young sexually awakening world...People he looks up to, like he is sure the people in the DC world look up to Superman and Spiderman...I have lived an extrememly colorful and exotic sexual life...I need shit like Flick's childhood ramblings and poetic word painters who can embellish it further to comedic gold standards...
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Dream On...with Brian Benben? Same vibe...Only with comic books...
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Not 'xactly....I'd call it 'post porn'...with a superhero theme...fighting foes who dare to cock block you from your inter-dimentional destiny...
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produced by john landis!!whoo-hoonight yall, time to have lynchian fever dreams of trolls
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should always remain suspect...
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making the leap from superheroes to wrinkled old Hugh Hefner. If the superheroes he reads about are powerful but sexless, and all the real people he sees have sex all the time but remain powerless, I'm trying to figure out what the connection is. What's this character's goal or motivation? Is he trying to sex his way to superhero-dom? I never saw "Dream On." Maybe I'm missing the hook. Or, more likely, I'm just too dense tonight.I couldn't make heads or tails of that last mommy-board thread, either.
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...Supernolanback is primed for BAMF!ing.
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I'm not going anywhere near that place. It's ripe with motards and fucktards and the worst sort of riff-raff. Besides, it has to have a refresh rate as bad as The Stretchback we just left.You tell Yack, he can come over here anytime he wants, but he has to leave that crowd of half-wits behind.
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Feb 09, 2010 11:08:30 PM CST
second thought, it's prolly best not to mention us over there.
by subtitles_off
He'll know where to find us on his own.
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I'm too high to argue tonight...
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what's going on over there makes me feel at risk for some sort of flesh-eating, brain-rotting virus. I can't believe The Pedalback was born from the same crowd of Nolanverse aficionados.
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First and foremost, yes...I'll gt more detailed and we'll speak of it furthur at another time and place, like sometime when I am under 12 beers in 4.5 hours...
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Off Thu and Fri...Snow forcast for DFW on Thursday...
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We should call it a night and try to meet up back here in the morning. We should aim for 50K when more of us are present.'moose? Can you be here in the morning?
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in before you go off to work?
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Feb 09, 2010 11:29:21 PM CST
11:25:14 answer is directed toward 11:14:46 Question..,
by cheeses_of_nazareth
just FYI...
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I think we'll hit 50K in the morning. It would be cool as hell if you and 'moose could be here. Watch for the total count for this thread to hit 439.Of course, if you're not here typing, you will be here in spirit. I'll try to make sure the celebration goes all day.
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What time do you prognosticate that we'll start fucking all these chickens tomorrow morning?
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Feb 09, 2010 11:44:40 PM CST
I'll wait for the SuBBary® to fire my first volley...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
And seriously, who fires volleys in this day and age?
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Well I'm glad I left that place when I did. Buncha morons... I got outta there with my sack intact and deloused before I walked in here.
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I can only get to work via bus, but they're operating on delays of about 45 mins. because of the snow. However, with the worst of the snow on the way later in the day, bus service will probably be suspended, stranding me without a way to get home. My question is: should I just say fuck it and tell work I can't come in?
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fuck it stay home...it is of upmost importance that we reach the 50K together.
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we need a checking, and i hear yer thorough.
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A Brief Excursion to the Valley of the Nolan Pinheads on the Way to 50K - February 9th, 2010...Node #43897: In the wee hours, The Militant Mommies may have their first inklings of an intruder...Scorps missed the Eroto-Fest but confesses that nougat makes him sweaty...Cobra--Kai pulled the curtain back to expose the sinister forces behind Pedalback UFC®...Colon-El woke up with Dave Grohl's massive wallop ringing in his ears...D. Vader still wishes AICN would break some news as they prepare to borrow a Fanboy Bomb from Film.com...Flick don't care so much 'bout news, just bring the funny...The 13 Greatest Valentine's Day Gifts for Geeks (http://tinyurl.com/yfrb4vw)...Film.com suggests Christopher Nolan has been approached to "mentor" development of a reboot on the Superman movie franchise for Warner Brothers while his brother and David Goyer are beginning work on a third Nolanverse Batman story. I don't think anybody will blow that little bit of inconsequential nothing-fluff out of proportion, do you?...Col. and Flick find one scene to admire in SUPERMAN RETURNS, despite their increasing superhero fatigue...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: THE ROAD HOME - China's Spielberg, Zhang Yimou, directs a beautiful, gentle love story that turns into a Godzilla of a tear-jerker at the end. ★★★☆☆ ½ ...I suggest, foolishly it turns out, that AICN's thread for Film.com's Nolan non-news might be a great place for The Pedalback 50K celebration...Col. advises against it, but he's a Brandon Routh fan, so I consider his wisdom may also falter in other areas and compel a BAMF!, carelessly leading The Col. and Sixies into a trap...Flick, having stumbled upon a pretty movie poster (http://tinyurl.com/yj6ga5w), is otherwise occupied...Cobra's Pedalback UFC® Tourney enters The Quarter-Finals Round. Teddy versus Sixies in a smack-down on the streets of Shanghai. There's no time for movie-quoting as Teddy bowls another strike with his possessed ball...BAMF! to Node #43932: At first the environs seem idyllic, as we meet some old friends also vacationing on the island of Nolan and Sixies christens the place with a hearty "Bitches Leave!", but, soon, the indigenous population of Inbred Slobbering Pea-Brains That Smell Bad and Eat Brains begin hurling insult-o-spears and drooling bile, so grabbing a single treasure (http://tinyurl.com/yhmnqmf) and leaving a Sixies doppleganger behind to do battle, we BAMF!back, "wild-eyed and sweaty"...The Safeback @ Node #43897: 'moose wishes they'd adapt KINGDOM COME...The Real Sixies rescinds The Official Pedalback Oath®, ret-conning the ill-advised BAMF! out of current continuity...(Meanwhile, The Doppleganger Sixies continues his adventures in an alternate universe, assembling a rag-tag group of the shipwrecked to face the Dread Chief of Pinheads over at Noland.)...Flick predicts a future where 3D televisions and CamTech® video will cause the collapse of Western Civilization and then engages us with stories of meeting Colonel Angus (http://tinyurl.com/5hc45n)...With refresh rates generating too many awkward pauses, we decide to BAMF! again, this time choosing more wisely...I leave a note on the door, and Cobra--Kai shuts the place down...Node #43912: Learning more about Colonel Angus...49,633rd...To dot-dot-dot or not?...'moose is re-registered at The Manna Cabana† while he continues his infiltration of "Mommy.com"...Vader thinks THE WILD HUNT looks interesting - a film about LARPers who take it all too far in the woods, a kind of DELIVERANCE Meets LORD OF THE FLIES With Geeks, or An Hour At a Brand-New Nolanback (http://www.ask.com/movies/film /The-Wild-Hunt/499177)...Continuing The Pedalback UFC® Tourney Quarter-Finals, Subby (that's me!) returns Scorpio's call using some WayneTech® recording equipment that he borrowed from his good buddy Batman and avoids The Permanent Baloo...The Real Sixies makes it official and says, "Bitches leave," @ 5:50:06 P.M.... Continuing The Pedalback UFC® Tourney Quarter-Finals, the tag-team water_shits corner EssDub and move in for the kill, but a 'moose with fingers makes a last-minute save and stomps the shit out...EssDub sees TheWhitebreadPersianback returned to The Top Ten and wonders what DEƒUCK®?...Flick tells stories of his childhood, including the time when a woman got her long red fingernails on his naked grade-school boyhood...Cheeses sends an e-mail to the wrong address...ROLLING STONE'S Matt Taibbi goes undercover with The Unchristian Christians. (http://tinyurl.com/66mnxn)...'moose shares The Greatest TV Commercial Ever. (http://tinyurl.com/y9tpma9)...EssDub stakes an intellectual property claim on überboobies®...Terrible Superheroes (http://tinyurl.com/yfhj7m8)...Stephen Colbert on Sarah Palin (http://tinyurl.com/yc9h5rz)...Cheeses has an idea for a saga of superheroes and sex and satire. Of course, I'll have to have it explained to me... Less than 150 posts to go to 50,000 total... -
Who's here this morning?Col.?Sixies?Stabby?Flick?Cheeses? EssDub?'moose?Anybody?
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I used to use paragraph breaks after each item, but that just stretched the thing out. Settled on borrowing Flick's ellipses, but I think that turns it into sort of a mush that I fear might be difficult to read.There's a solution somewhere, I just need to figure it out. Maybe, instead of a chronological recitation of the day's big posts, I could organize them some other way?
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About to go wipe off the car, though.
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and i like the chronological recap..for what its worth...
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Discovery announced tonight that Captain Phil Harris, known to fans of Deadliest Catch as captain of the crab fishing vessel Cornelia Maria, has died. He suffered a stroke late last month while in port off-loading at St. Paul Island in Alaska. “He was more than someone on our TV screen,” according to a statement from the network, which has documented the Cornelia Marie’s adventures on the Bering Sea for five seasons on the Emmy-winning series. “Phil was a devoted father and loyal friend to all who knew him. We will miss his straightforward honesty, wicked sense of humor and enormous heart. We share our tremendous sadness over this loss with the millions of viewers who followed Phil’s every move.”
Harris’ sons also put out the following statement: “It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad. Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. For us and the crew, he was someone who never backed down. We will remember and celebrate his strength.”maybe he can hang with the OTHER phil harris now...balooing for all eternity
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Or was there another Phil Harris?Well-done use of "balooing," I might add.
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and the cat from aristocats...RIP x 2
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What Dehellza® matter with me?Even better use of "balooing", then, my man.I think I just got Phil Hartman in my head when I first saw that obit.
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Without looking it up.
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Thomas O'Malley, the alley cat.
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the cat even had a song too...
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Disney Project...finished...never....what's up with that?
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Pedalback Tourney. Interlude II...
The oak-panelled walls in the Presidential Suite of the Gentlemen's Club had been silent witness to some shady dealings before but even they had never known a gathering quite like this.
"So Persian, you're the one in the know now, report - who took the 'Permanent Baloo'?" Gary Oldman commanded from the head of the table.
Jake Gyllenhall was about to say he wasn't *actually* Persian but under Oldman's withering gaze thought better of it. "Six Demon Bag - he made quite a mess on the streets of Shanghai."
"Shame - I had a side-bet with Stretch that he'd win it" interrupted the weasly form of Tommy Wiseau. Oldman glared at him, and nodded for Gyllenhall to continue.
"TakingScorpiosCalls got a taste of his own medicine from Subtitles_Off..." Gyllenhall went on.
"What's his game then? What's his power?" inquired Michael Caine.
"Um, well. He appears to be able to do things with subtitles..." suggested Gyllenhall.
"Forgive me for saying so, young master" said Caine in fatherly tones "but isn't that a bit shit?"
"No." Oldman cut in "He is the one I fear the most. Now continue."
"And water_shit_anderson was stomped to death in his motel by a dancing moose. Seems like he killed his wife too before the moose got him." Gyllenhall concluded "There was something else there, a suggestion that another person had been in the room..."
Across the table the waitress pouring tea into Stretch Armstrong's cup spilled a little and hurried to mop it up.
"You're not really going to part with it if they do win are you sir?" inquired Stretch.
Oldman tapped the inner pocket of his tailored suit and chuckled softly, then laughed more. The others around the table joined in the laughter. Louder and heartier.
Bellowing megalomaniac evil laughter filled the Presidential Suite as the slender waitress carrying her tray hurried across the marble flagstones and out the door. -
Wicked funny!
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what was the last one i did? beauty and the beast?ill finish by the weekend...but since then ive seen two of the later ones...so yeah..thats why i was delaying...
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But I will wait until the serpent finishes his before unleashing mine!
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Or has she, in her secret identity of mild(ish)-mannered waitress, infiltrated The Evil Lair? And, what sort of treasured Deux ex machina does Oldman carry in his pocket? A condom? A hard candy?Find out in the further chapters of...The UFC Battle of The Pedalback-Friends And Oldman's Omen of Glowing Woe!
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I don't even think you got to MERMAID, yet. Unless I missed a couple.
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Hehe, I'm going down the dojo for some sparring now but will continue towards the exciting conclusion when I return...
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UFC tag. This is more of an epic saga. Whereas, UFC was sort of a nod to 'Lop's original inspiration, we're into more of a wide-ranging, inter-publisher crossover type thing here. You have to give it a title.
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i remember doing "dancing cutlery and silverware"
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i definitely did MERMAID...cause i remember doing ...DOWN UNDER
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troubles brewing in the TOYBack..EssDub is about to unleash milk
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I'm open to suggestions...?
Perhaps 'War Of The Pedalback' written ominously in old type calligraphy.
Maybe simply 'Pedalbacker' with all the cast in action move ensemble poses?
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And think "gay". And avoid this movie like Kyle avoids Cartman. And as for this big boy, I say it looks like yet another Indiana Jones Clone, and I say to hell with it.
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singing china sets, too, but I think that was in reference to Cocteau's movie which I said surprised me because it had magic silverware in it, too. I really don't remember you doing MERMAID. We'll have to check.Do you have any idea what side street we were on when you stopped? It was before New Year's, I think.
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE THE COL. TO SWEEP A FUCKING CAR?
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Beats the shit outta me...maybe caineback?...
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Nolan3Dback, but I don't remember if you finished it there. Hell, I can't even remember where we went after that. I have to follow breadcrumbs in reverse.
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after the bitches leave..we should put which node we came from....in case we ever wanted to...y'know, PedalBack
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She's a quick-tempered one, she is.
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I had some other nonsense to tend to. I like what Cobes is doing. How about "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Wars" for a title?
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That's how I was able to find all the parts to Cobra's epic on-goer. I've got that collected, and I've got all the Batmanster / Battmansuturo / Batlander collected. But, like Cobra pointed out yesterday, so much as just been lost to internet limbo.If I had had any idea we'd be doing this after eight months, I'd've kept better track of it from the start!
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We'll suggest it to him when he comes back.
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Feb 10, 2010 10:24:10 AM CST
Sixies, whatever happened over in the NolanSupesBatBack?
by colonelfatheart
Did Fett ever respond? Did you continue to chop heads?
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Unless you really have an enlarged sock for Superman and/or Nolan, I'd steer clear of that one.
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savagedave used to collect stuff off The Pedalback, too. If / when we catch up with him, we should ask him what he's got.
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Then liberal warrior came outta no where to attempt a side swipe... Fail.conti tried to give history lessons to no avail..,
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...do I have time to catch up?
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That's a start right... I'm not gonna be able to sleep til we figure what's what.
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Feb 10, 2010 10:37:22 AM CST
It's about time! We've got fewer than 100 posts to go.
by subtitles_off
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Cobra--Kai wrote an interlude. scroll up and check that out.
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I'm here, though. Whew! Did I miss 50K?
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Color me confused, but I guess she's in a foul mood this morning. Or showing her true colors.
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Colonel Angus this morning yet.
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where it's nice and warm. Pedalback Rule 3.7.1: We leave that other shit outside the door.
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PB 1.0
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EssDub is spying on The Cabal. And Oldman has something up his slee...um, in his pocket.
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And then Nolan in 3D (I think). Then Caine. Then back to 3D (maybe).
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you were being totally condescending in there. You don't call someone out for not liking a movie like that and NOT expect reprisal... especially if that someone is me. Puh-leese. And, that wasn't yelling. You should know what my yelling sounds like by now. ☺
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im framing your dissertation..hugs.
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Feb 10, 2010 10:49:25 AM CST
Uhhh, why don't you reread that post. I didn't call you out...
by d.vader
... for not liking the movie. I was calling you out and telling you my opinion. Nowhere did I insult you or pretend that your opinion was inferior. In fact, I guess I did the exact same thing YOU did in your post and stated my opinion as if it *were* fact bc neither of us used the phrase "I think..." before we went on opinionating. You said "Toy Story 2 is Pixar's (worst movie)". I said "Toy Story 2 is fantastic." See that? No insults there. I merely called you out bc we're friends here on the Pedalback. But for some reason you take it as an insult and proceed to rip me a new one with your holier-than-thou attitude, as if I said "MY OPINION IS THE FINAL WORD", pretending that you're not stooping to the same level you perceived me to be at. Sorry, but I don't take kindly to random outbursts directed at me like that, especially when its undeserved, and especially when the other person doesn't want to play by his or her own "rules".
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taking forever at work...not even gonna try iPhone.
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...outside you two.
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Feb 10, 2010 10:52:55 AM CST
D... we don't bring that here. You want to duke it out,
by scarywaitress
go back there. I'm not doing this here. That's the last I'm talking about this in here. Honoring Subs request here. He keeps the order. Respect.
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It's all a big misunderstanding. sarcasm, enthusiasm, strong opinionating - it's all too easy to misinterpret on the internet.No big whoop. Smile and shake hands, or I'm gonna use pilfered Waynetech to noogie you into a coma.
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Well I'm over there too ready to talk.
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Where we're partying.If you're good I might show you my ( ☉ )( ☉ )
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Feb 10, 2010 11:01:27 AM CST
...the thing is, we all have different personae out there...
by flickapoo
...on the front page. Scary is a bit of a berserker, as her name implies.I like to lob feces-grenades from time to time...it's all in good fun though.Must watch out for friendly fire and not take it too seriously.
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We all need to be a lot drunker before we start whipping THOSE out. Besides, I'm saving my milkshake for the Final Showdown.
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Or are we scouting?
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I'm not in the mood to see an impromptu hate fuck. Wait, did I just say that? Snow days do something to my head. IIIIIII just wanna cel-e-braaate ... cel-e-braaate.
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In honor of 50K, Sixies and I decided to back-pedal and track down all the nodes that make up the entirety of The Pedalback, from last June-ish to now.
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PB 1.0 is ground zero.
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Feb 10, 2010 11:06:28 AM CST
Set it off on the left y'all set it off on the right - set it of
by dirk_the_amoeba
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5.0 is 43389
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an abomination like 'Lop did the other day.
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nolan3Dback. I'm counting that as 5.0.
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Cool?
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...install a 300lb. Victorian cast iron radiator from the 1800's.
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So many threads that could not contain the PB. But come on... we can't hit 50K rehashing the past. THE FUTURE is all that matters.
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50K in 50 more posts!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's a blast from the past! Get it?
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PB 1.0--41811
PB 2.0--42071
PB 3.0--42153
PB 4.0--42445
PB 5.0--42153 (a true PB!)
PB 6.0--43389
PB 7.0--43590
PB 8.0--43636
PB 9.0--43736
PB 10.0--43784
PB 11.0--43854
PB 12.0--43897
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Feb 10, 2010 11:22:44 AM CST
"Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won;
by colonelfatheart
here's to America's colors, the colors that never run."
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I miss The Crazy Brits.Pour a little on the ground for absent homies.
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( ☉ )( ☉ )I've been bench-pressing like a merfer for those peckies.
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You all know it.
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...comeback. I'm thinking that Scorpio's call melted my brain...but Scorpio's wasn't the only call on my mind that day.I say Scorpio's death call melded and transmogrified with The Voice of Rhona Mitra...turning me into an unstoppable poo flinging, English schoolteacher voiced zombie.
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losing combatatants, so the poo your flinging is water_shit.
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Baby, we got ourselves a franchise!!!!
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was the one that put out "A Night at the Opera."
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You know, for kids!
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It was white_vader who said "(yes Scary Waitress, it's pretty much universally acknowledged as) one of the best sequels ever. So settle down dude, it's easy to see how Profit got some wires crossed."
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That's for the sequel.
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...Us yesterday, and she pointed at a Buzz Lightyear doll and yelled..."LOOK!...IT'S SAMURAI JACK!!".That's my girl.
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You know, for EMPHASIS!
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When did we rounds about fleetwood and MJ? 1.0?
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She'll start [bleep]ing!
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of a recurring strain of American fascism. I laugh at her with a twinge of fear in my gut.
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Feb 10, 2010 11:38:29 AM CST
♪ ♫ " I've had my share of sand kicked in my face" ♪ ♫
by subtitles_off
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the thing they find to slog around in her wake will end up running the country finally into the gutter once and forever.
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or, is a shadowy figure waiting in the shadows, um, where shadows hide because, well, it's shadowy?
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(The Sarah Palin remark)
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...remake that Cobra, HarryCalder, and I had planned?The one with Freddie Mercury starring as the Kwisatz HadeROCK! and ruling the trippy spice planet AROCK!is?The theme song was to be a We Will Rock you type number with sand thumpers instead of drums.
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Now that I got the pb tally outta the way... I really don't think pixar entering shrek territory...their films are timeless and devoid of any pop culture refs... Which are basically what DW anis are...TS will be as relevant 60 years from now
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Feb 10, 2010 11:52:17 AM CST
Yes, I did see that, Flick. I'd kill to live on AROCK!is.
by colonelfatheart
Here's hoping one of you hits the lottery so you can bankroll a production.
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Congratulations, Flick! Speech. Speech.
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Oh yes. It does.
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I only meant Shrek territory in the sense that they could be straying into the beat-a-franchise-like-a-piñata-till-money-stops-coming-out territory, à la Disney. NOT that TS was like Shrek in content.
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I demand a re-count! Somebody's chad musta been dangling!
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...ToddleraPoo, whose existence allows/forces me to hang out here all day. I'd like to thank my agent and the econoly...for letting work get so slow as to allow me to hang out here all day...I'd like to thank...oh, sorry. Gotta make a PB&J real quick...
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we kept it going 'til Comic-Con, I bet we'd be at 100K by then.
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I was setting you up for it. You just kind of went back to work or something there for ten minutes.
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...blood red nails.
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I mean, she's very, very pretty, but she can't act. She was atrocious in HULK.
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Feb 10, 2010 11:59:53 AM CST
Gotta say I'm not a big fan of the TOY STORY movies.
by colonelfatheart
I like them okay, but I don't see them as classics.
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Subs... pls don't say 100k right now. That's like standing exhausted and half-dead on top of K2 and saying 'hey look over at Everest, who fancies a walk?!'
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for letting you run away that one time she had you cornered in the school-yard behind the fence.
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And grab a bite...I had a blast regardless...now Ess has a lot of catching up to...
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If you remember I was impressed, all out of bounds, by 5000.
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on such a hallowed day. *sniff* It's so *sniff* beautiful...
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Feb 10, 2010 12:06:57 PM CST
...I'd like to thank God, who apparently loves Pedalback...
by flickapoo
...but forgot to watch over Haiti...
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as she clutched the gold trophy so tightly to her bosom it tug a portion of the designer gown she wore just so as to reveal the splendid nipple of her right breast. Oblivious to the swell of violins from the orchestra pit below, she continued to thank acting teachers, friends from grade school, her heavenly father, Jesus Christ, and forty-six other people besides her husband. As the audience stirred uncomfortably in the seats, both at home and in the auditorium, one witness cocked his shades at an angle to focus on a clearer view."Nice knackers, there, hehehe," snorted Jack Nicholson from the front row.
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...incident...I see a symmetry, a pattern developing here...
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btw - Amoebas don't follow rules, we make them.
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Keep the party going while I'm away.Be back.
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A moment to wander into PB1.0 and laugh at how young and naive we were. Fir now we are devo! And we've picked up a few gooder-boobers, lost a few, harrycalder who?
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...installation.
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[sniff]Cobes, it's up to you to make us laugh with some more epic throw-downs.
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I have shit to do, too.
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Pedalback Tourney. Semi-Finals. Subtitles_Off vs anonymoose vs Scary Waitress vs TedKordLives.
Subs walked into the dimly lit alley. This was the time and it was the place.
"I know you're here" he shouted "I've got 2 kilos of semtex rammed up my ass and im not afraid to use it". Subs wielded the red-buttoned detonator, showing it to no one in particular.
"Better be careful with that thing" said a chirpy voice from above him. On a rusted steel fire escape sat TedKordLives, bowling ball in his lap.
Next to Subs the large trash bin, unleashing a rotten smell. Subs was suprised to see a moose pop his head up. "Hello" it said.
Subs heard the clack of high heels and sashaying down the alley towards him the backlight lit up the curvaceous form a woman dressed as a waitress. "Glad you came" she said.
The three figures stood in front of Subs. "So if you're not here to kill me... what defuck do you want?" he asked, still holding the detonator.
"To open your eyes" growled Moose.
"Yeah. Oldman's been playing us all along" said Ted.
"What?" quizzed Subs.
Scary Waitress handed him a sheet of paper, on it were a familiar list of names; Cobra--Kai, Six Demon Bag, ColonelFatheart, Flickapoo, Stabby, and many more. Subs saw his own name and those of the three before him on the list.
"This is Oldman's list. Explained Scary. A list of the most hardcore motherfuckers on the planet. The pedalbackers. Don't you see - these are the people he wants hammered. He wants us gone, and he used *us* to make that happen."
"Sonnuvabitch." said Subs.
"But there's going to be payback" said Ted "we're taking the fight to Oldman."
"You're joking right?" said Subs "If you had every guy on this list you might have a chance, and I stress *might* - just you three, that's suicide. What you got against Oldman anyway?"
"I am from a long line of 'bowlers', we fight evil wherever we find it. And there is no greater evil than Oldman and his cohorts." Ted was the first to speak.
"I am the last of my kind, thanks to Oldman and his associate Michael Caine. My family used to live in Burma and our greatest joy was collecting gem stones from the humans. Dad once found a ruby as big as my hoof. And we'd throw them in the river. What great days they were. But then Caine came. He burned down the jungle and my family with it. So I entered this tournament with one purpose. To kill Michael Caine."
Finally Scary spoke. "I used to be nicknamed 'Friendly Waitress'. That was before Stretch Armstrong came into the restaurant. They shouldn't have called him Stretch - letch woulda been more suitable. His hands were everywhere. I tried to go hide in the stock room but his arms stretched round there too and groped me up. Urgh. After that day I changed. I don't really want to be Scary anymore - I want to be Friendly again. And the only way I can mend myself is to break Stretch Armstrong."
"Nice stories" said Subs "but me, im just in it for the prize. Okay. Fuck it. I like you guys. Let's get Oldman!"
'The dude' put down his binoculars on the rooftop ledge, stubbed out a joint and picked up his radio. "Boss, they're coming."
Result = All-star Alliance! -
Feb 10, 2010 12:34:52 PM CST
Stabby check this out. I found it going back over the Pb's
by dirk_the_amoeba
by Dirk_The_Amoeba Aug 30th, 2009
11:12:08 AM
I agree that Batman considers himself a very moral figure - he is Beat man, and certainly above the un-groovy criminals he apprehends. I think the ambiguity comes in when trying to separate the juvenile comic book portrayal of the last 60 years, with an updated more adult themed portrayal. Be it in the movies or comics.
See, man; Batdudes 'tude is one that aspires to a moral high ground to show that no matter the circumstance, Batdude will not lower himself to the level of his foes. While that is all hunky dory in the world of juvie comics - and I say juvie because comics have matured overall, but some still hang on to outdated juvie ideals, it don't cut the blue cheese in a world that is not so black and white - i.e. juvie.
Now this brings me to Toadkillers argument - while I agree that it is outside the scope of the juvie comic world, it is not outside the scope of a more mature themed comics. See, Bats is nutz. Dude is obsessed and haunted. He holds onto his tenuous grip on sanity by doing what Toad said: Taking an attitude or position to an extreme i.e having an extreme vanity. Or like what the Operative of the Continent said: Dogma. If he thinks he is no better than his foes - and the major thing that separates them is his not killing them (because he employs all kinds of 'criminal' methods to apprehend them or get them to talk), then his carefully constructed world crumbles. Tres Uncool.
Now is where it gets hinky. By not doing something, he is actually doing something. By not killing or permanently imprisoning them, he insures they will do it again. I think for purpose of this discussion we have to venture beyond the Nolan film, and look at the history of Bats and Joker, and all other psycho criminals he has faced.
The Operative of the Continent said it best: If Joker gave Bats a remote that would blow Joker straight to hell, but by failing to push it Joker would kill thousands, bats would be paralysed. He would not push it, and thousands would die. That is not an end justifies means, it is a man justifying his existence his belief he is better than the criminals at the expense of thousands dying.
I like a moral Batman, but I can see the other argument very well. -
Dirk
by Stabby Aug 30th, 2009
12:09:24 PM
Your post, which does a good job of explaining the argument, seems to reinforce my position. I agree that Batdudes sanity is tenuous at best and that is why it is so crucial for him to stick to his moral code. I always believed that Bruce Wayne is a seriously underdeveloped man child who has dedicated his life to one thing: justice. While he works outside of the legal system he also works with it and because of men like Commissioner he has not completely given up on it. The Batman who won't kill is Nolan's Batman. I guess toadkiller does not agree with how Nolan has portrayed Batman then. The brilliance of what Nolan has done is evident is the fact that we can have such an argument about morality regarding a Superhero movie. -
Cool Stabs!
by Dirk_The_Amoeba Aug 30th, 2009
12:17:19 PM
You are Beat man. One cool daddio.
Methinks there are more levels of the argument to be explored, but I will leave that to people with more vested interest in doing so. I'm gonna sip some lemonade and play canasta! -
Dirk's TB Recap
by Dirk_The_Amoeba Sep 4th, 2009
11:53:12 AM
First few Hundred posts: IMAX yes! IMAX Suck!
Second few hundred posts: BM ( Batman not Bowel Movement) has great rogues gallery! Joseph Gordon Levitt for Joker!
Next few hundred posts: Joseph Gordon Levitt sucks! Joseph Gordon Levitt for Emperor of Universe!
Next few Hundred posts: Sleep. Sleep. Sleep... BAMMO! Batman psycho! No he's not! Yes he is! Your momma! Your porcupine! I'm leaving! Good riddance!
Next Few hundred posts: Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Snooooooore!...BAMMO! Superhero Orgy at Starks! Super Pussy! Evolutionary Pussy! Pussy galore (she was not invited). No Wolverine! Fisting! Nostrils raped!
Next few hundred posts...To go where no geek has gone before -
[rubbing hands together] This is gonna be sweeeeeet.
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A twist!!!!
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It's a Jerry Bruckheimer movie. Even in the trailers they look over-expensive and dumb.
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Feb 10, 2010 1:11:31 PM CST
poptart's in the Cabana holding his own. I'm so proud of him.
by anonymoose
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I'll probably end up seeing it with friends, though.
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this movie already pisses me off.
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zimmer, glennie-smith...ot jabbawowski?
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typical...yawn
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And I get very weird looks from my girlfriend when I do.
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Say it ain't so, Cobes!
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Trying to spread. Anybody got some Ly-Sol®?
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I'm going to seek the first opportunity and scream it to the heavens.
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So just watch out!
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50K6:51:18
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You'll feel much much better when you do.
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dressed like a sailor
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They sort of all stay toward the east coast. Giant marshmallow men are fairly elitist like that.
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6:51:18
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Nolan Island to swab our pus bucket.
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1...2...3...ROAST HIM!
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At Yahoo Movies, if anyone is interested. Expect AICN to pick it up on Friday. http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810071569/video/18070297/
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I thought you were there.
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http://tinyurl.com/y8sdk4n
"Who would've known that the most eurotrashy part of Europe was actually South Africa." -
Pedalback Tourney. The Final. Subtitles_Off, anonymoose, Scary Waitress, TedKordLives vs Gary Oldman.
"So this is where we find Oldman??" gasped Subtitles_Off, staring up at the imposing gothic mansion on the hill.
"Yes" said Ted "him and Caine bought 'Wayne Manor'. They used their ill-gotten gains from The Dark Knight to buy the house where they shot it."
"Tonight Caine will know pain" snorted Moose.
"Im ready" said Scary adjusting her boobs.
"Ok let's do this" said Subs and the four of them marched side by side up the long and winding road to Oldman's lair.
The large door to the manor creaked open and moose peered around. "Looks like we caught Oldman napping" moose whispered as they crept into the darkened hallway "hey, I might even suprise sex him in his sleep. That'll teach him.."
Suddenly the lights came on dazzling bright! From both side of the hall figures stepped out from behind the pillars. From the end above the grand staircase came the sound of a slow hand clap. Gary Oldman stood there on the balcony looking down with a victorious expression.
"You fuckin amateurs" he said "you thought you could waltz in and take me? Even now you're just standing there clocking me. You don't see my men moving into position around you. You don't see.. whoa those are some big titties" Oldman's monologue was temporarily distracted by Scary Waitress. "Bring that one to me. Prepare her for my pleasure."
The villains encircled them. Scary saw Stretch Armstrong's leering face as his arm stretched towards her. Moose saw Michael Caine grinning in victory. Subs saw they were outnumbered "They've even got Tobey Maguire" he muttered to Ted.
"I am *not* fucking Tobey Maguire!" whined Jake Gyllenhall.
"You want these?" said Scary ripping apart her blouse and exposing her wobbling breasts. Stretch grinned and pulled her in closer towards him like an octopus with its prey. "Then have 'em motherfucker!" she screamed squeezing her tits hard and sending two milky jets into Stretch's leering mouth.
Stretch's head exploded in a milky mess, stunning the entire room and Scary wiped her mouth "that's how we do things on the mommy board!"
"ATTACK!" shouted moose and charged at Caine. Ted swung his bowling ball into the face of 'the dude' knocking out his front teeth. Subs got tackled to the ground by Jake Gyllenhall. "Why are you dressed as Aladdin?" grunted Subs as Gyllenhall wrestled him. "I am *not* Aladdin, i'm The Prince Of... oh never mind!"
"You need to be taught some manners" said Caine as moose charged him. Caine deftly side-stepped the charge and tripped Moose to the ground with his walking cane. Caine drew back the handle of the cane revealing a rapier. He stabbed it at the fallen moose who wasn't quick enough to dodge. It spiked through his stomach causing moose to howl in pain.
"Moose" shouted Ted and bowled his ball at Caine. Caine dived to avoid it, clattering into a suit of Armor and knocking it over. This was all the time moose needed, he leapt to his feet and although the blood flowed freely from his wound he stomped his hoof down between Caine's legs. The old man's balls made a satisfying squishing noise as they were crushed to jelly. "You weren't meant to blow my bloody balls off" moaned Caine through his pain, before moose put him out of his misery with a mighty stomp to the skull.
Moose turned around triumphantly. He had avenged his family. Bang. A bullet ripped into his chest. Bang. Another and another.
Tommy Wiseau held up the little beretta nervously as the moose turned on him, striding towards him. He fired off his remaining rounds into mooses flesh and then moose reached him. With one last effort moose kicked his hoof high into Wiseau's chin. Wiseau's jaw and indeed lower face were ripped off and flew across the hall like a soccer ball.
Moose fell to the ground and snorted his last breath, he looked around and saw Subs being throttled by Gyllenhall. Ted was swiping his ball through thin air as he tried vainly to strike the Armageddon-back and Scary Waitress was being carried away up the staircase by Gary Oldman and 'the dude'.
Was this how it all ends...?
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freezer a while.
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I still have some affection for M. Night, so I'm curious, but that still doesn't look like anything an old man would really get into.
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I ducked out for a bit. Goddamn it. Congrats Mr. Poo, wherever you are ...
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yeah i got CRANK 1 and 2 tonight...and then if all goes well i should have THIS IS IT on saturday along with the bonus discits gonna be peachy keen!
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and black dynamite is next week
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Here's to 50k! And may many more ks follow!
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Damn... that is without doubt the longest post i've ever (or probably will ever!) do on aicn.
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"Why are you dressed as a Persian?"I need to BabelFish me some Arabic swear words and waste that merfer.'moose went out like a FACKING BEAST!
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that reminded me of MIND OF A MARRIED MAN..has anyone seen that?
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Looks like I came back at a good time, tho.
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Please, please, please.
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Isn't that the truth, friend?
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which one--the brown one or the white scary one?
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For me, he's as detestable a composer as Michael Bay as a director. That fucker can kiss my ass!
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Eat that, you white russian drinking fuck!
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Its a pretty great and original action show for kids, so I've got high hopes for the movie.
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My man, how are you? So, you finally mannaged to escape the thralls of the Batman related threads? I guess your escape from them was worthy of the finalle of THE PRISIONER.
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And not just because I'm one of the final four.
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little kid in the trailer with the glowing arrow on his head did strike a chord, so I must be somewhat familiar with it.
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Any way we can make that happen again?
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My major problem with Coppola and Oldman's Dracula movie is that they forgot to make it scary. Kinda like a no-no for a Dracula movie, don't you think? You know, it's almost as bad as not even trying to make an intelligent, thematic, topical Star Trek movie. What's the point?
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After: Antz Team America (great spoof of big-budget Hans Zimmer type scores) Shrek (the theme, the one that Fiona sings to the birds) Kingdom of Heaven He's no James Newton Howard but I certainly wouldn't call him a hack, Asimov.
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We've just separated from The Nolanverse. And, having nursed three threads to 10K, we don't feel we need to do that each and every time anymore. We sneak around kamikaze-style, now.
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the last airbender
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Better late than never.
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i left my BR dangling for all to see..my face is red and my hands are full.
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Seeing that giant Man-Bat spit at the cross to make it burn, werewolf rape, exploding blood fountains, Dracula's wives about to eat a baby, and crazy Gary Oldman stabbing a giant cross with a sword and shouting in some unintelligible language scared me when I was younger. Its got loads of atmosphere, you gotta give it that at least.
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i dont remember the source book being that scary either...i thought it was a good adaptation
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It had 100th of the budget of this Cgi 300 Wannabe. YAWNNNNNNN
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I saw all that stuff, as well as the entirety of Keanu and Winona's performances, to be high camp.
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It's probably the age thing, again.
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Feb 10, 2010 3:18:46 PM CST
VING RHAMES TO HIS AGENT...."GET ME OUT THE TRUCK THIS TIME"
by smokiegeezer32_psn
1st one was great. 2nd rivalled Highlander2 for WTF moment. 3rd was much better. Bring back De Palma and Jon Voight!
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and make a perfectly reasonable remark about PRINCE OF PERSIA, and since I've already forgotten where we are, I wonder what DEƒUCK® they're on about.
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was a watershed moment for me. Lugosi's DRACULA was like a holy text for me as a younger boy. Chaste but cool. Then along comes Coppola's super sexed-up version right around the time I started whacking off in earnest. It seemed appropriate that Drac would serve as yet another guidepost in my youth.
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Shakin' the pillars of heaven, same as it ever was.
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"You're error Mr.Kyle?"
"NO MISTER SPOCK!" -
...Lady Gaga music videos on YouTube. I've never seen one. I'm entranced. God help me.
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are you hip to the whole Captain America comic thing? If yes, do you think that means good things or bad things for The Return of The One, True, Only Batman?
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and gaga too...
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Just as tasty, too.
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God help me, anyway.
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he's been asked to do a similar schtick in THE WOLFMAN.
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He was so casual about the whole thing. I loved it.
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better job with Frankenstein, although that one doesn't hold up to a second viewing where Coppola's Dracula might, provided you're in the mood for some silly.
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...after playing too much Silent Hill and BioShock.
http://tinyurl.com/yhjsveb -
I think Bats' return thing is already set in motion anyway, so Cap's story can't have much affect on Bats', as far as I can tell.
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Marvel's Captain-sidekick-legacy storyline, though, beat-for-fucking-beat, it's got me worried and pissed. I've already seen artwork of a disabled Bruce with his uncostumed demon spawn at his side, too, so there's that.
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Hopkins is a major selling point.
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Now be sure to disclaim all links to GaGa, so I can avoid those without missing any of your other stuff, please.
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WTF are you guys high or something?
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Pirate Bats, Noir Bats etc. But that's been the way with Marvel/DC for years now, just going back and forth copying each other's storylines. But what am I gonna do? Stop reading comics? Please.
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Is this what happens in my absence?
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The Dracula every thinks of is Bela Lugosi. Even to this day. Christopher Lee, for me, was always so many other things, I could never associate him completely with Dracula. Granted, though, he was the best, in my non-humble own.
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You're missing out.
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Can't ... help ... it. There's something unsettling about her.
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No one should be compared to FETT unless they've thrown around a few "fucking retard"s.
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What happens in your absence is 50-fucking-K, baby! Damn, you were missed.
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Seriously, tho, I know how you feel. DC's been fucking Ted's corpse for nearly five years now (Five years on March 30th, actually.). It's to the point where they announce that Kieth Giffen is going to make Ted a supporting character in Booster Gold without ressurecting him. Fuck that, I'm not buying that. That's what we call cheating, DC fucks.
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I'm talking the suit, the logo, the wearing of the pants after all the stupid shit is over.
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But to me he's Saruman before everything else. But, my, what an everything else he has!
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Unless it's Bruce in the suit, it isn't Batman. That's the kind of crap they used to pull all the time when I was a little kid, and I hated it. That's why I had to wait for Denny O'Neil to make him cool again before I could read any of that stuff.
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Mr Lee needs the cash for his grass and hookers habit obviously.
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even before i saw him as Dracula, was the Hammer remake of Frankenstein as The Monster. That dead eye kept me up a lot of nights as a kid.
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So I doubt Bruce is gonna get back in the suit. At least, that's how it's gonna be for awhile. Just take an extended leave from Batman. In comics, the status quo usually prevails in the end.
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He's a Burton man, now. Does he have a bit in ALICE IN WONDERLAND?
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Then you don't like the character. And you're a fucking retard
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It's all just a giant wagging of the dicks by young writers whose egos extend their talent or ability to write a story without a gimmick.
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They're all my age. That's right! All this generational angst, I'm feeling has been mis-directed. I can't blame the youngers for lapping it up. They're being manipulated by balding fuckers who ought to know better.
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Pedalback Tourney. The final. Into The Eye Of Oldman.
Continued...
Subs looked across at the dead figure of moose. It felt almost as bad as losing a pet. But when Subs had lost his beloved 'Woofy-dawg' all those years ago he had been sad. This time he was MAD!
With a mighty push Subs flung Jake 'Prince Of Persia' Gyllenhall off him and into the wispy form of the Armageddon-Back. Their bodies occupied the same space and with a little flash they both vanished.
"That was too much Bay in one place. I guess he's the only director where more equals less." Subs said rather suprised at the result.
Ted wasn't hanging around either and he chased up the stairs. "Stop him" muttered Gary Oldman to 'the dude' as Oldman hurried on with Scary Waitress over his shoulder.
'The Dude' took a toke on his reefer and blew it in Ted's face just as he reached the top of the staircase. Ted coughed, but like Bill Clinton he did not inhale. Instead he swung his bowling ball into 'the dudes' face, knocking out his remaining teeth and sending him falling off the edge of the balcony.
'The dude' lay broken on the rug below, "I like this rug" he murmured as his life drained away "really ties the room together..."
Subs joined Ted at the top of the stairs. "Let's finish this. It's time to get Oldman."
Ted and Subs smashed through the door into Oldman's private chamber. There tied to a corner of the four poster bed was Scary, her tits still exposed from earlier. And standing next to her was Gary Oldman - and yes! He was dressed as Dracula (white hair if you want to be specific).
"Fuck, it's Gary Oldman dressed as Dracula!" exclaimed Ted.
"Fuck, Scary Waitress has got great tits!" exclaimed Subs.
"Pathetic mortals. Hurling your body into the void without the faintest inkling of who or what is out there." Oldman's hand went protectively to his breast pocket "If you knew the true nature of the Pedalback you would cower from it in terror."
"Yeah, and if you knew the true nature of my dick you'd cower from *it* in terror too!" said Ted.
"What?" said Gary Oldman.
"Oh fuck this" said Scary Waitress and with a great yank on her bindings snapped the wooden post on the ornate four-poster.
The top of the bed wobbled and then fell down into the room. Scary dived out of the way but Oldman was not to lucky. The top section of the broken post fell upon him, it's sharp shards impaling him clean through.
Gary Oldman gurgled up blood and reached shakily to his pocket. He pulled out a leather notepad, and his dying fingers closed around it.
Subs went over and looked down at the dead villain.
"We can have the prize when we prise it from your cold dead hands? Is that right Gary? Yeah motherfucker? Well, fuck you! Im taking it from your still warm dead hands. How'd you like dem apples bitch?"
Subs opened the notebook. His eyes widened. His brain subbarizing its contents like never before...
It was the codes. The secrets of the Pedalback. How to insert pictures, black boxes, the banhammer, locking and unlocking threads, and talkbacker identities. "Fuck, so JettL really was Chris Nolan" murmured Subs.
"We have defeated this great evil" said Ted proudly "now when I die I can take my place in the halls of my ancestors in whose mighty company I will not feel ashamed."
"And I feel like I got a lot off my chest" said Friendly Waitress wrapping her modesty up in a bed sheet, "Hey, my name's changed too". A bird flapped in the window, alighted upon her finger and sang a merry tune.
"And I got what I came for too" said Subs "let's get out of here".
Outside the local villagers had organised an impromptu party for our three heroes. Balloons, streamers, music and dancing. Ted, Scary, and Subs chinked their frothing beer glasses together and took a swig in honor of their fellow Pedalbackers. They looked up and there was Cobra, standing on crutches with a broad smile on his face "God bless us, everyone!"
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Promise you'll drop by and let us know what you thought.
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I think a lot of these kinds of things are editorially mandated, with the writers scrambling to find the best way to tell the tale. Even then, editors will come in and fuck shit up(See: Spidey's One More Day)
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Lee had a cameo (CUT OUT) to get some Weed and a piece of fresh ass.
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Sorry I missed it. Got caught in this major N'oreaster.
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It's my shit luck that it opens on Valentine's weekend. Future Mrs. Fatheart hates going to the movies anyway, so if i'm going to make my monthly theater trip it's going to be for SHUTTER ISLAND.
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Thanks Cobes, that was one sweet offer.
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Just great!!!!
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He likes weed and fresh ass. I'm going to cast him with JADEN SMITH and SAM WORTHINGTON in the sequel. Biggles 2 - WE DONT NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!
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Feb 10, 2010 4:02:12 PM CST
If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood
by smokiegeezer32_psn
REMEMBER THAT
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Thanks guys... that was monumental even by dojo standards.
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That FACKIN® city needs a re-boot.
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waitaminute...why were we partying with those badgers while Friendly was actually standing right there next to us - topless??!!?
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Feb 10, 2010 4:16:28 PM CST
Birdman of Alcatraz cost 1/1000th of this LUCAS SPAWN
by smokiegeezer32_psn
If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood. I mean it!
I'm Malkovich from In the Line OF fIRE. Tommorow I'm going fishing. -
That was Professional.
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Intercut with Gene Wilder facial pauses. Adds $30mill to the BO.
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Intercut with Gene Wilder facial pauses. Adds $30mill to the BO.
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Intercut with Gene Wilder facial pauses. Adds $30mill to the BO.
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LEVEL UP!
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"Fuck, ScaryWaitress has got great tits."I was already guffawing over The Dude and his rug. I laughed so hard, I pulled something when I read that.
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Is there a way to upload and link a text document to the internet? I mean, of course there is, but is there an easy way?If Cobes doesn't mind, I'd like to put the complete saga up so that everybody can get it. Then, after a few, we'll take it down, so it can live as a myth forever in cyber-space.Would you be cool with that, Cobes?
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Awesome. I threw him for a loop.
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...'TO OVER 3000 THEARTRES SIR!'.
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CGI MAXIMILLION. I FACKING® dare yas.
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How deep did you get buried?
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He better have a PS3. I wanna kick his ass. "Have some of that you mug!"
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freetexthost.com
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do I have to have the volume on?
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That man deserves a TB. He was a great character!
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doesn't count, I suppose.
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But the wind and visibility are so bad they've closed the major highways and called out the National Guard to keep people off them.
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And everyone you know is accounted for?
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I don't have to do this because you already gave me the link, but since I am an honorable man, I will. I do not have to watch the entire thing, however. I only have to watch long enough to think of one thing complimentary to say.
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I watched the whole thing. All the way to the sparking bra and the corpse on the bed.Um.The spotted Great Dane at the beginning looked like a really, really cool dog.
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Alright, fine.
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http://tinyurl.com/yc7apq8
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Cobes, may I upload the complete "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Wars" to freetext and link it in tomorrow's Subbary®. That way, peeps who may have missed a part, here or there, can get the whole kitten-kaboodle.
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I finally got a New Release from Netflix. Of course, it's gonna be available streaming in a couple weeks.
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You have to understand, that represents everything I hate about contemporary music. As far as the cinematography goes, they've been doing that sort of dance-flashy light thing since P. Diddy started it. Adding horror imagery isn't that original.
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I just got an e-mail telling me they can't ship me 'Midnight Run' right now. What DEFUCK®? Is there some kinda public clamoring for Midnight Run that I'm unaware of? I just wanna see Midnight Run again, is that so fucking horrible?
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didn't it, to Blu-Ray. Recently. Some times that causes a lag, I've noticed. They take a disc out of circulation to replace it with an upgraded one. At least, that has happened to me before.
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Yeah, I know, I got to have wild animal sex with Mrs. Water_Shit, but then I got acid shit on. And the Devil Bitch played me.
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GAWD®, I love that movie.
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If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood
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I love how much I kicked ass. MAN, my boobs are sore.
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Feb 10, 2010 5:06:21 PM CST
If they remake MIDNIGHT RUN I will jihad HOLLYWOOD
by smokiegeezer32_psn
FUCKING TRY ME
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Oh, crap... I'm friendly now. Does that mean I have to stop swearing? Shit. I haven't been nice in so long, I forget how this works.
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Pie!I was hoping EssDub would re-register! (Unless that's 'moose, fucking with secret identities, again!)Now, she can be Scary in the regular TB world when she wants to chop off genitals and EffDub when she's here.
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All that shoveling.
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Feb 10, 2010 5:13:58 PM CST
I've been waiting patiently, watching MR slowly rise in the queu
by tedkordlives
Waiting, watching my roomies' dvds come and go. And finally, MR gets to the top and this fucking happens. I know it's been at least fifteen years since I've seen it, too. OOH GOD I CAN TASTE IT!!!
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Feb 10, 2010 5:16:40 PM CST
If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood
by smokiegeezer32_psn
iF THEY REMAKE midnight run I nuke it
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Feb 10, 2010 5:16:41 PM CST
If they CGI MAXIMILLION, I will burn down Hollywood
by smokiegeezer32_psn
iF THEY REMAKE midnight run I nuke it
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They will consume all that was good, and remake it in their image, to suit their own interests. Hollywood cares nothing for your pitifully small, human attachments. Hollywood will possess your soul. Or, at least, your money.
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MR is an awesome movie.
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HOLLYWOOD MUST BURN.Go ahead, Hollywood. CGI MAXIMILLION and remake MIDNIGHT RUN while you're at it. In CamTech® 3D.[sniff] [sniff]Anybody smell gasoline?
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Really? Please elaborate. I ain't sying she's not ripping liberally from a lot of different sources, but she's putting them together in a really original way... AND she basically created herself. AND her songs are earworms. She's the epitome of pop. What's to hate? Unless you hate pop...
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Repetitive, dull groin music. I fucking hate pop. I hate dance pop most of all. I hate sexualized dance pop more than just regular dance pop.
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http://tinyurl.com/yjh3mah FOUR NINETY-THREE, dude.
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Battmansuturo. Especially his buggley-wuggley eyes!
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Show us your titties!
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If I believed in credit cards I'd order it now...
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Whomever you may be at the moment.
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http://tinyurl.com/3du3m8Happy Valentine's.
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the dude got eaten by the Victorian radiator?
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You'll have it before the weekend.Cheeses has my addy.
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How does that work again?
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Hell, I fuck those things up the ass!HA!Credit card says, "Oooh, baby, I don' like it like that, but just this once..."malackow@netscape.net
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Steal my identity.You can fucking have it.
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Tonight when I get home.
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In case you miss it.
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It's 'magazines@(the store I work for).com. It'll be easier for me to print that way. You DO remember where I work, right?
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All I remember is "Texas' largest, etc." Besides, I'm talking your shipping address. it'd be stupid of me to send a MIDNIGHT RUN DVD to your work computer!
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You're gonna buy me a copy of Midnight Run?
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Nothing to get too excited about.
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i own MIDNIGHT RUN...you can get it on the cheap at bestbuy..i think its like 5 or 6 bucks...well worth every fucking penny...why dont you quit smoking? itll be cheaper for both of us..
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...holy fuck you guys have been busy.Cobra, I'm speechless...
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...I'm a contrarian...if she hadn't changed her handle I'd want to call her Friendly, but now I want to sick with Scary.
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Glad you got the demonic Victorian radiator wrestled into place.
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...very weird Freudian slip. I don't know what it means.
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Because I really, REALLY like watching smoke coming out of my mouth. It reminds me that I'm still breathing. Also, it's pretty low on my list of bad habits to kick. Besides, I have friends willing to buy me a copy, I guess.
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Please don't blow up my house.
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Feb 10, 2010 6:17:37 PM CST
We haven't verified that EffDub is indeed EssDub, anyway.
by subtitles_off
Sorry to be suspicious, but I've been burned before. EffDub might just be Underscore, wearing a dress.
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the smoking thingy was a quote from MR...
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...was leaking from the section joints. I tested it when I first bought it, but either the sandblasting or moving it around broke something loose.I'm fucking sick about it. I did a bunch of research on it online...it might be possible to take the sections apart and replace gaskets or something...maybe.FUCK.
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...it would be tough to ape her style for long...She's delightfully crazy. It's hard to fake crazy.
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Worry not. Figuring will be figured out, and all will rejoice.Or, the Flick household will have the greatest fucking coffee table ever!Sorry about the time and added expense though.
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Good times!
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Future Mrs. Fatheart and I were AGAIN clearing off our cars, and then we ate some dinner.
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Jesus Christ. That's a real fuck in the ass.
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Otherwise that's a hell of imitation.
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Not yet, I don't, Teddy.
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Prolly cuz I haven't see the movie in over 15 years.
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We had to wait to get THE MISTS OF AVALON. (Don't ask. Future Mrs. Fatheart's choice.)
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Gotta be genuine. But we need Scary to make an appearance and verify. Just to be safe.
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He could replace any one of us, convincingly, I think. He's gonna show up on the set of the very next Oldman movie, and, I tell ya, if he's gotten that hoof thing surgically corrected, no one's gonna know.
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Huh. Lemme go check my account. See if it went through ok.
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Her, I can't stand. She's got little to no creativity or talent. She's the epitome of bad pop.
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The 'moose never says, "It is me," but the 'moose never lies, either.I'm really confused.EffDub did do the "GOLD" thing, which is a trademark. Then again, 'moose is clever - he'd know I'd be convinced by the "GOLD" thing.This is like that scene in THE PRINCESS BRIDE where everybody drinks the poison but only the handsome pirate dude has built up an immunity.
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Scrolling up and I still don't see it.
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[shudder]
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Check it.
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But I sure like Brit'Ney.
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Is he referring to EffDub's singing or to my video link? And, if he's referring to my video link, that was addressed to EffDub, so why would he be looking at it?An enigma wearing a conundrum costume wrapped in a riddle pretending to be a clue.
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Please don't blow up my house, Subby.
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It's what you all wanted, anyway. Just ask D.Vader... he got a major dose of the old me today, and was not pleased. But, you will have to devise a test of some sort, I guess... no other way, really.
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And I mean that in a good way... But we're already pretty challenged around here.
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...and accidentally buy a house built in the 1830s at auction.
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I remember on one talkback (not the Pedalback) you said you wanted to feed pie to THIS ACTOR pie from your cleavage. (Don't ask me how I remember that. Actually, it's easy. It's quite an image.)
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What movie is THAT from?
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I see you got my e-mail.
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Don't panic, everybody - well at least 'moose, Cheeses, 'dave, Flick and diarrhea - can attest that I guard personal info with religious ferocity.
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...When they see my last name. Well, most cool people, anyway.
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http://tinyurl.com/ykzpa78
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it's the first thing I thought of. I really didn't know the movie, though. If you'd ask me if I'd seen MAN WITH TWO BRAINS, I'd probably have denied it.
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getting an e-mail from Cheeses, but that ain't really my fault!!!
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taking. Could my instincts be off? Also, another thing: Look at the "Friendly" post at 6:44:32: "I guess... no other way, really." The subsequent post by 'moose uses the same ellipsis style: "I don't recall wanting this... But it's a good look." And notice how it's a directly, nearly automatic response. Hmmm....
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...doing cool covers of improbable songs.
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even though he's already stroking his guitar. Fulks don't waste seconds thinking. he just goes for it. Fulks it!
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'Into the mud, scum queen!'
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Know what I'm saying? [wink-wink]But, still, 'moose said it wasn't him, and 'moose doesn't lie. Or, does he, and this is just the first time he's lied to us?DAMN, we need Sherlock Fucking Holmes up in this joint!
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I think of it as THE JERK's slightly touched little brother. Look out for the Elevator Killer.
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...scary impersonation for long.
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you could join The Efftards, and then you and diarrhea would become the next Lennon-McCartney, and I could be the next Yoko Ono.myspace.com/efftards
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'moose is a crafty merfer. My face still bears his hoofprints. I'm starting to sound like Cheeses, for Aldrin's sake.
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...trying to not make one grammatical...or spelling...or formatting error.Ever.Fucking nightmare man.
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One of my fave roles of his: That great TALES FROM THE CRYPT episode in which Jon Lovitz was cast in a most twisted production of "Hamlet."
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–verb (used with object)
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Feb 10, 2010 7:18:06 PM CST
...I get the feeling it would be nice to be able to turn...
by flickapoo
...YokoOno_Off.
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'moose made The Manna Cabana† pedalback. 'moose can do ANY-FACKING®-THING!
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Feb 10, 2010 7:19:35 PM CST
Hey, Flick, I let it hang out a li'l on the Pedalback.
by colonelfatheart
I feel like I can kick off m'boots, loosen m'belt and scratch m'pits 'round these parts.
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I had completely forgotten about that movie, too. What a cast!
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A more intense strain of Oh-No-Eroticism.
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Didn't anybody go over The Pedalback Dress Code with him when he first showed up?
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Peter Gabriel's cover of "My Body Is A Cage."
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I believe- and there are only a few actors I would want to do this with- but I BELIEVE I said that about Tom Welling. Smallville haters be damned, that is one FINE piece of man-flesh.
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Yeah, I know it's Jefferson Airplane and no one was talking about them, but it's a good one, and I just thought of it so sue me.
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I love him.
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Darn you, "Friendly." That's right.
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He's had enough time.
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Bless us with the link, please.
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Great fukken film
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It's the right answer, though.
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It's almost like taking a girl to the movies.Almost.Not quite.Well, not even almost.But, you know what I mean.
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Great turn by ol' Max Schell in that flick, too.
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Feb 10, 2010 7:31:23 PM CST
I dunno if this has the song on it, but there's cool info...
by subtitles_off
http://tinyurl.com/yllzyyv
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I really don't know what that's referring to that would make her convince you it's her.
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Haven't seen it since. It still holds up?
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In no particular order: Jim Cavaziel Ewan MacGregor (as long as he denounces The Unspeakable Trilogy, of course) Aleksandr Bukharov Johnny Depp (cliché but true) Paul Newman (God rest his soul) Joseph Gordon-Levitt Spike, from Cowboy Bebop pick a Wilson brother (leaning towards Luke these days) That is all.
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I'm just tugging your tail because of the whole "boy who cried wolf" thing.
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That was an awesome burn. Best, ever.Can I get a 'mooo-oooo-se!, up in here?
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Feb 10, 2010 7:36:45 PM CST
You know, the one thing I'm not sure about this handle...
by friendlywaitress
"Friendly Babe" doesn't have the same ring, Cheeses... but I guess you can't have it all...
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nothing matches that first thrill of seeing Marlon do the Godfather thing as a spoof.
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I love that there's a cartoon character just stuck in there with everyone else. I've spent years trying to figure out how to get a piece of Power Girl, so I know how you feel.
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"They're all whores, Friendly Babe."Who'd say that? Even Cheeses?
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up in HERE, please?
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I still don't know what that's about.
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moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose! moo-----ooooo-----oose!
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Josh Holloway as Snake. C'MON!!! THAT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT??? I mean, aside from the part about EFNY not needing to exist, and all...
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a ball of thread he's batting around for fun.
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I still insist Dirk_The_Amoeba is It.
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I'll take Escape from LA any day of the week. One of the best satires of Hollywood EVER. Plus, Bruce Campbell. That should seal it, really.
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Just make a new "badass tries to get out of wasteland" movie.
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Feb 10, 2010 7:52:31 PM CST
Wait, do you all still think I'm moose? I don't get it.
by friendlywaitress
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"C'mon, little great-gran'babies. Why are you so scared of ol' Gra'ma Palin? I'm not the same sort of ol' witch you heard about. I don' know what I was thinkin' back then. Oh. Oh. So you're gonna take 'em away then, huh? Well, I guess I got nobody to blame but mesef. Hey! There's cream' corn on the menu. I like cream' corn, you betcha."
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we're just bracing against the possibility.
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a telepathic/psychic Christopher Walken's gonna get her on the trail!
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...just wait until my prophecy comes true...and the first affordable 3D TV meets the first great 3D dragon game...
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she's gonna have a bad run-in with Colonel Angus?
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Same director and everything.
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Gimme, gimme.
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Feb 10, 2010 8:00:58 PM CST
Flick, she's playing it right now as a matter of fact.
by colonelfatheart
Eerie.
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And I demand a rewrite of that story where I supposedly died. That didn't happen, you got me? Retcon that bitch.
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Don't say we never gave ya nuthin'.
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"Oldman's Game: Pedalback Unbound"
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I get it!
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"I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy."
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Phillip Baker Hall
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And I'm a big fan of the actor as well.
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Stunned by my encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes? Agog at my fleet fingers?
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The formatting screwed up, but at least you can read it.
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Point of Pedalback trivia, too: My friends started calling me Colonel after the Colonel James character in BOOGIE NIGHTS. Not sure why, though. I neither produce porn nor have a taste for underage ladies.
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http://freetexthost.com/1rb1gwinx4
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Going to watch some boob tube with the man of the house... and drink some Priorat.
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Interesting, Colonel.
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It didn't print right!
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Those DO look like blocks of numbers on youse guys computers, right?
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It looks like Oldman is striking back from beyond the grave.
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Feb 10, 2010 8:32:39 PM CST
I assume Teddy's having problems with the Pedalback Wars link.
by colonelfatheart
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Not the War of the Pedalback. When I printed it it cuts off a line at the bottom of each page.
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Titus Groan, Stranger in a Strange Land, Watership Down, Dracula (for the Mrs.) and The Dead Zone.
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I can just e-mail the original to you.
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I had to go do some, you know, work.
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Set your margins, nitwit.
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Our computer network is at least two hundred years old here.
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im telling you the GOP is offing politicians...have you guys read my PedalBack Brief? its a scorcher.
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I'm a computer wizard over here!
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Not even on Sesame Street.
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i hear marlon had a sense of humor so im sure he had fun...plus bruno kirby, max schell, and fukken bert parks singing, and then you got the mona lisa in queens..its safe there right?
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Feb 10, 2010 8:50:22 PM CST
I'm not real big on the Godfather, so I prolly wouldn't like it.
by tedkordlives
Or appreciate it, at least, as much as anyone else.
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Maybe after I see the second one I'll appreciate them more.
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You're all still cracking up over my 'Sesame Street' remark. Yep, that makes sense.
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yeah definitely see the first two..but i also recommend the last one..yeah its really uneven...but you get closure to the story...and id argue that about 2/5 of the film is good..
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Feb 10, 2010 9:06:04 PM CST
No, Teddy, you're right. Not everyone has to love The Godfather.
by colonelfatheart
There's gotta be like two or three of ya. ... Just fuckin' with ya! To me, honestly, the first one is the fucking standard for popular Hollywood filmmaking. The second one, though, is American Shakespeare.
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*There's gotta be like two or three of ya WHO DON'T.*
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Never witness nuthin'. You live longer.
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It's a damn well made movie, and I DO intend to watch the full trilogy someday. I just got on the bus too late, I guess.
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I fucking love that movie for the cast alone!
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I'm homeward bound. And remember, don't call me 'Boss'.
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Have a good night, all. See you in the a.m.
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Might as well finish the game....
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اول از همه برایت آرزومندم که عاشق شوی،
و اگر هستی، کسی هم به تو عشق بورزد،
و اگر اینگونه نیست، تنهائیت کوتاه باشد،
و پس از تنهائیت، نفرت از کسی نیابی.
heeeere they come... -
Feb 10, 2010 11:17:15 PM CST
50,0000!!!! And, they said it couldn't be done...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Sorry, I missed it, but flesh-body conscerns superceded my ability to be here, but not my desire...Love you guys and gals...I hope EVERYBODY didn't go to bed on me...Be warned...I might post poetry...
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It was allright. Could have been better and I'm not sure where the fault lies since this was a very troubled production. Would have liked more time with Hugo Weaving's Inspector. Would have liked more of a discussion about man vs beast within himself. That said, the transformation scenes were great (only one or two troublesome CGI shots) and the Wolfman *really* fucks some shit up. More more gore than I was expecting. And quite a few jump scares that actually got me when I didn't expect it (and some even when I DID expect them). But what's up with all the damn shots of the moon? I think they outnumber the shots of the Ring in the first LOTR movie.
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So, wait for Wolfman DVD?
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Depends on what you want out of the film, I guess. I thought it felt a bit empty by the end. But it was fun to watch.
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...is a laugh track. This thing looks like a real hoot!
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This is the real deal, chief. We should have fuckin' T-Shirts by now.
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What fuckin' time is it???Anyway, I tried to warn you guys...DID I NOT!?!?!...Once you start introducing impossible to verify self-proclaimed female participants into geekdom on any level they will, by reflection of the testoserone in the inter-tubes, suddenly take charge of conversations and behavior patterns...Next thing you know they want to change their names because a man, in this case CobraMAN came up with a better one...Fuckin' Y chromasome...Scary, you guys owe us a rib...
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Seriously, why are we not internet famous by now? We've been around way longer than the Baleback.
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She did it in the PB spirit. I say she's cool either way, anyway. In any case, I remain unchanged. I'm watching Drowning Mona. Ever seen it?
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"Jeph, she's thirteen."
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A lot of very insecure people who don't think they can be funny...I was one for more than 10 years...and I'm STILL not funny One day we'll get a shout out on the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brian ...Well, maybe not...
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Feb 11, 2010 12:57:24 AM CST
Jamie Lee Curtis reminds me of my mother in 'Drowning Mona'.
by tedkordlives
This has since become problematic for me.
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That's why I use this as an excuse to treat every, EVERY single person the exact same way. Without any preconceived notions. The way it should be.
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"I'm a priest, a priest, a priest...You can't cut me off!"
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Feb 11, 2010 1:00:47 AM CST
"You want me to squirt you, in front of God and everybody?"
by tedkordlives
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Casey Affleck, ladies & gentlemen.
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With Jenna Jameson and Peter North? Naw, I saw it on the shelf at the porno shop but picked up something with lesbians instead...One with maid costumes...I think it had Michael Caine in it... Or somebody who looked a lot like him...
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Amongst others. But let me go on record as saying I don't give a shit what you say to anybody on here. Or what anyone says to anyone on here. We're here to goof, so do what makes ya happy. That's why I'm here, anyway.
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Cobraman, I was in stitches with your pedalback tournement and the storyline...Great seat of the ass plotting!!!!Loved how you put so many celebrities in villian positions...I think you need to find a way for those of us who 'died' to be resurrected to take on something, something something, Dark side...Who could be the villian?
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Feb 11, 2010 1:06:57 AM CST
"Jeph, did your mother suffer from any medical conditions you mi
by tedkordlives
"I think she had a personality disorder."
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Jeph:"Oh yeah all the time."
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This computer is a FUCKIN' LIAR!
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He's a good bad guy.
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I try not to be an asshole...But, it REALLY works with chicks...Think about how many prick friends of yours have hot girlfriends...Trust me, no matter what they say, a woman will fuck a bad boy LONG before they take a nice guy home to meet her parents as a test of whether she's gonna fuck you...Been on both sides, so, like Starhawk of the Guardians of the Galaxy always says..."Take the word of one who knows..."
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Michael Jai White! That's who the defeated Pedalbackers need to go up against. He was Spawn! AND he was in TDK!
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I learned at the feet of the master of Fort Smith, Arkansas. I called him Superboy, because he thought he was Superman. But he still got more tail than anyone I've ever known. He still does, even tho he's kinda let himself go. It boggles my mind.
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Feb 11, 2010 1:19:39 AM CST
The Satanic recreation of MJW's character in Dark Knight...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
..who was KILLED BY THE JOKER!!!!Brilliant, Teddy!!!
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Jeph: You know what this is? This is the world's smallest tambourine, and it's, and it's playing some sort of song or something.
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It is, if I may say, a master stroke.
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Sweet Guardians reference.
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"Ok. Ten more minutes then."
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and the first words you say to the first 10 women you talk to is, "So, do you wanna to fuck?"Nine, or fewer, of those women will slap your face and run away, but, that one who says yes, is worth all the pain and rejection...IN SPADES!!!
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Feb 11, 2010 1:30:17 AM CST
I used to keep records that conclusively proved that fact...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
back when I still had a sex drive...
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http://tinyurl.com/ygt5lyg It has Will Ferrell in it, tho, so you have to take it in the context of Pre-Will Ferrell Fatigue Syndrome.
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"Why don't you take that trophy and shove it right up your ass, Calzone!"
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Danny Devito: My mother used to say: 'When life gives you potatoes, make Potato Salad.'
Bette Midler: Well life handed me a whole pile of shit. What am I supposed to make outta that?
William Fichtner ( I love this guy): Shit salad? Hold on. There's a better way to do this. -
Feb 11, 2010 1:39:19 AM CST
Here. Watch this. It will make you want to see the movie.
by tedkordlives
http://tinyurl.com/ylaf8gz
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Feb 11, 2010 1:40:53 AM CST
Original Ghostbusters on Comedy Central late night...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I love my life...
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Understanding it and deigning to be a part of it are different things. But I get it.
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Feb 11, 2010 1:43:50 AM CST
I liked Danny and Bette in that kidnapping movie..
by cheeses_of_nazareth
in the 80's with Judge Reinholt(sp)(from 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' and the 'Beverly Hills Cop' franchise...
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Really? Or are you talking about the thing with the gorilla?
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I will check it out soon...
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She was really hot, but her family hated me. lol Got her interested because I knew where the hell Persia was(is) during a conversation. All those things taken into consideration, Jake could play a Persian. It's not COMPLETELY believable, but I don't have any major problems with it. I thought the trailer looked interesting, but not spectacular.
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I rely on the universe's seemingly random insertion of appropriate movies in appropriate timeframes to guide my Karma®
...I spend the rest of my 'free' time reading up on the bullshit you guys post while I'm away dealing with the Fleshworld...I hated Yul Brenner in Fleshworld...he couldn't keep his cowboy hat covering his King of Siam crotch consistantly...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn2NIhVI8qQ
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Nothing turns Persian Chicks on more than National Geography recognition...
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That's a great movie. My first Bill Pullman experience. "We may be dealing with the stupidest person in the whole world."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uso795fTdro
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I'm a little more proactive with movies.
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like watching '300' with a new bottle of Johnson&Johnsonbaby oil and clean plastic sheets...
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as if you had to ask...
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HE'S NOT A SHERIFF!" Drowning Mona.
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'S better, in the context.
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Doesn't your Mom still have that on vinyl? BTW, I love it, and always have....very rtro-cosmic...
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Feb 11, 2010 2:22:23 AM CST
HHHAAA, Persian chicks are a special breed, Teddy...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Like...? Than...?They don't usually know the difference...Just makes it funnier, is all I'm sayin'...
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Ain't that the truth! Seriously, though, for whatever reason (and it was never completely clear to me - dislike for current home country politics maybe) she (and her family) had this Persian pride thing. When discussing where they were from, especially when asked, it was Persia, not Iran. Whatever, didn't matter to me. Her ass was specTACular.
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http://tinyurl.com/ykvjx5d
And not just any GL. Kyle. The Replacement. I get that, tho. Ted's a replacement himself. Anyway, check it out. -
That's how I found it. It's so catchy, tho...
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Once more some 80s song help here since you guys are the experts complete with flashdance socks and snoods, this is a popular song but i dont know the lyrics. There are some twinkle sound effects like in an icicle cave type, then a saxophone solo, also they keep repeating "and YOUUUUr... dadadadadada"... uh hopefully you can pull something from that PBers!
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So, you were tappin' Iranian ass-ets while convincin' her you were a purrr-sin'....I guess 'Prince of Persia' sets a whole new bar on your Persian Pussy Plan expectations...I mean, Jake Gyellin'ho...???Is he in this?
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...way out of print Aphex Twin (Caustic Window) version, too. http://tinyurl.com/ycjketq
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A forgotten novelty tune from the early '70s appears in a forgotten late '90s movie that plays at the theater I'm working at. That's how I find music.
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I wasn't tryin' to convince her of nuffin'. I'm a white boy. That's why her family hated me. lol They knew we were up to no good and that's really not allowed. But this is America and she was divorced (also way frowned upon), so again, whatever. But I was around A LOT of her family and friends and that's why I can accept Jake in a suspense of disbelief kind of way. I mean, we KNOW he's not Persian, but he doesn't look THAT different from more than a few people that I actually knew or spoke to at the time.
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especially after Brokeback Mountain...It was the only way I could still call myself an American...Jake WAS in BBM, wasn't he...? Otherwise, I am high...
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The theme song from 'The Warriors'? Dream Weaver? That's pretty vague.
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If I know you...
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That needs to be the next movie I see again..."WarrrIOOOORs....come out to PLAY..."Clink, clink, clink...
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Haha well met my friends! Nice work cobra and i bid aideu to subs, this battle of phone wits is OVAH!
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Jake Gyllenhaal. Sound Persian enough.
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All i remember hearing it on some Simpsons episode when Lisa goes with her sax and it cuts to past episode scenes of her playing the sax.
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I have no idea... and I'm good at guessing songs from vague descriptions. ..... no idea.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsdjq_E6Bxo
Love these guys. Gotta go, tho, I'm killing my roomie's battery. -
Feb 11, 2010 2:47:45 AM CST
I saw 'The Warriors' in the theatre...first run...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
with Cyndi Rayl....in 1979...I never fucked her...but, we both wanted it...
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You are awesome. BEETLE HO!
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Nevermind guys it seems always this way right after the question i find it myself .... through googling songs on simpsons. Hooray !
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"..To find out he was wrong, and forget about every thing...He's got a dream about buyin' some land...Give up the booze and the one night stands..."p>Like that'll ever happen, Scorps...That's all by memory, FYI...I am old...
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"..and getting caught in the rain...""If you aren't into health food, and you have half a brain..."
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"In the dunes of the cape..."Song lost me RIGHT there...Chicks HATE fucking in sand...Friction and molecules and all that stuff make it REALLY unpleasant for them...
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You guys have to be somewhere tomorrow? They try alcohol and drug charges on Thursday now, too?
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than regular Pina Coladas...No matter what the Spanish alcoholics tell you...
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im trying to find a movie discussion but am forced to endure pages of off topic circle jerks and non sensical posts about the weather, alcohol and name dropping.
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...Through a haze of pot smoke, chattering latinos and with my parents nowhere in sight...dollar movies never gave a fuck about letting a kid into an "R" rated flick, they just wanted the buck...
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...After The Crow, The Joker, Alice Cooper and Kiss...
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Pretty entertaining.
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I stayed away from that "enhanced" version or whatever they put out a couple years ago, though.
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I'm especially thankful since it features Adrian Fucking Belew.
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If you put yourself in the mindset of a victorian english, the book Dracula is scary beyond belief.
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The guy who directed Chicago and nine is directing pirates 4?
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Victorian English were scared shitless of "the other." Dracula, with his hooked nose and his Eastern European heritage and manners, is as much an embodiment of English distrust of Jews and swarthier, supposedly more sexualized and superstitious races, such as the Romani people, as he is a monster in a horror novel.
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Everyone long suspected it, but the series is finally accepting itself and coming out of the closet.
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but im perfectly content with the endings they gave to it characters..so i really have do desire to revisit it...
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yeah its been a minute since i read DRACULA...so you could be right..
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that BATMAN/SUPERMAN thread dropped pretty fukken quick...fukken fickle fanboys..there i got my daily alliteration outta the way
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Lots of dazzling moments, particularly in the second and third installments, but I could not make heads nor tails about what exactly was happening between the characters. It felt like the rules kept changing, or at least the scripts were written in an illogical free-associative style. That can have its benefits, but in nigh-three-hour, big-budget action flicks, it's a cardinal sin.
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Type to y'all later.
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All the way across New York to Coney Island! I can't be the first person to think of it.
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i wouldnt make it down the block...
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We get more time spent with Davy Jones than in the 3rd and the set pieces featuring the Kraken are just spectacular.
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...staying caught up around here is beginning to require real stamina...I don't envy our faithful Subbarizer®...
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Feb 11, 2010 9:50:57 AM CST
...I don't care who said this...a good quote is a good quote...
by flickapoo
"...There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."
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founder of Wendy's...
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logging in. I'm fine here on Internet Explorer, but I can't get in on Firefox.
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Celebrate Good Times, Come On!...February 10th, 2010: Snow Day! Colon-El stays home from work and sweeps snow off his car a couple of times...Cobra--Kai continues The Pedalback Tourney as Oldman's Cabal gets intel from the Tobey Maguirish Jake Gyllenhall...Sixies gets an idea to self-examine for Nodes...EssDub and Vades are told to scrape the shit off their shoes and leave their luggage at the door...The Map of The Pedalback is charted. (http://tinyurl.com/ydppvn3)...The Pedalback Tourney gets a new name - "Oldman's Game: The Pedalback Wars," and, just like Hollywood would, we begin to plot a sequel before we've even ended the original...Squeezing round areolas into square pecs...I'm singing Queen's "We Are The Champions." I wonder why I'm doing that?...Flickapoo posts the 50,000th iota of wisdom at 11:50:23 A.M., site-time. Present alongside Flick: Cobes, Sixies (only missed it by minutes), EssDub, Col. (though he's thinking about TOY STORY, so he might have missed it), myself and everyone else (in spirit). Speeches and Thank-yous, and it's off to run errands...Meanwhile, there's a turn in The Pedalback Wars, as the surviving members get hip to the Machiavellian shenanigans and decide to become Fellowshippy...'moose hasn't seen THE PRINCE OF PERSIA trailer, but he has seen a Lady GaGa video he likes...Vades echoes Sixies' "Mother Pus Bucket," and I choose it as a personal rallying cry...Howdy, Teddy. 6:51:18...Wave bye-bye to The Pinheads as Nolan Island sinks. Even Brandon Routh's Skinnyman won't be able to lift it...Vades shares the trailer for M. Night's THE LAST AIRBENDER (http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810071569/video/18070297/)...The Pedalback Wars epic 2-part conclusion, in which Jake Gyllenhall gets way-pissed at everybody mistaking him for Tobey Maguire and decides to take it out on me, Tommy Wiseau looses his *EDITED*, Michael Caine's nuts *EDITED*, The Dude eats a *EDITED*, EssDub is *EDITED* while playing dress-up with *EDITED*, and one of The Pedalback All-Star Alliance does an irreversible Baloo. Read it for yourself: The entire, complete, unedited "Oldman's Game," from start to finish, can be found on-line @ freetexthost.com/1rb1gwinx4 (those are numeral "ones," not lower-case letter "els")...AsimovLives hears a ruckus and comes to check it out...Some Pedalback admiration for Coppola's DRACULA...Our angry new friend, SmokieGeezer promises to set a match to Hollywood, if...'moose sixxes me into watching a Lady GooGoo video (http://tinyurl.com/yhjsveb)...Teddy and Subby and The Sad State of Our Favorite Comic Books. It must be Wednesday...Stabby finally shows up, after digging himself out of a foot of snow..."If you don't like Christopher Lee's Dracula, then you don't like the character. And you're a fucking retard," says Sixies, impersonating FETT's idiotic stance on Nolan's Batman...Cheers and exhaltations for Cobra--Kai's Pedalback Wars and its surprise effect on a certain restaurant veteran...Some dude named Boyd Matson wants to hip us to the joys of backpedaling (http://tinyurl.com/yc7apq8). We could teach him a thing or two...I hate pop music...The woes of waiting for Netflix to send MIDNIGHT RUN...Identity check!...EffDub is not 'moose in disguise...Pop music reclaimed by people who can't dance and don't wear costumes, so they have to actually sing and play instruments, the way they used to entertain hippies (http://tinyurl.com/3du3m8), (http://tinyurl.com/ykzpa78)...Victorian radiator issues...I know Teddy's real name, but I ain't telling youse guys...Word of The Day: Impugn – verb (used with object) to challenge as false (another's statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon...On second listen, I'm cool with Peter Gabriel's rock-instrument-free cover of Arcade Fire's "My Body Is A Cage"...Actors line up for pie "à la überboob"...Col. yells, "moo-----ooooo-----oose!"...GaryOldman decries the ending of "Oldman's Game." C'mon, dude! Great death scene, or, greatEST death scene, EVER?...Teddy prints using a Caveman® Brand computer printer...Sixies and Colon-El love THE FRESHMAN...Teddy has not seen THE GODFATHER II. Sixies made me see [deleted], but he's gonna let that one pass?...MacFaux types in Arabic...Cheeses shows up late for the party and probably begins one of his own...Vades is "meh" on THE WOLFMAN. Sorry I'm late, Pedalbackers. Mind if I call you Peebers, from now on? ... -
I think we should all celebrity our newfound Peeber-ty.
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Stupid lack of coffee. Oh wait. I've had three cups already ...
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Chrome it is, then.
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No pimples. And, you're old enough that hair sprouting from strange places isn't as much of a shock anymore.
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http://tinyurl.com/yfljfxz
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Feb 11, 2010 11:17:07 AM CST
Flick, Celibation would be contrary to the state of Peeberty.
by colonelfatheart
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the same way "terrorism" is, I will continue to conclude the American public is completely fuck-witted.
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Either it's total shit, or he's just maneuvering so he can get some inside juice on CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE SIX OTHER FIRST AVENGERS from Johnston.
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Somehow more menacing.
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Gotta love ex-Marine patriots!
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ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13, HALLOWEEN, THE FOG, THE THING (prequel sure, but still), now this goddamn ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. Am I missing anything, or is there a PRINCE OF DARKNESS remake floating around out there?
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Feb 11, 2010 11:35:08 AM CST
...I recently had an argument with a guy who claimed that...
by flickapoo
...all world terrorism is carried out by Muslim men between the ages of 17 and 49. Of course he had all these statistics of conveniently defined acts of terror.
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Whats up bros!
Nice Subbarization Subs! -
Oklahoma City? Nope. Anthrax attacks? Nah. The indiscriminate slaughter perpetrated by Blackwater in that Baghdad square about six years ago? NOPE. To dispute these facts would reveal you to be a terrorist yourself. Or worse, a liberal.
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Oklahoma City was not an act of terrorism, is that what you're saying?
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What about THEY LIVE? That'd be a good remake
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I'm just snarking about the idiots who would not label it as such since it was committed by white "Christian" Americans.
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By whitey!
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and the bombings of abortion clinics, the killings of abortion doctors, etc., are acts of terrorism. It's just that the same people who are usually so willing to start torturing the (insert clothing article here) bombers are the ones who refuse admit that a man walking into a church and shooting an abortion doctor in front of his family is an act of terrorism. (ahem, Sarah Palin, ahem)
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I was about to say...
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Subs has right brain cinema and subbarys... sixdb has landis quotes....I need a daily feature damn it.
Beatles of the day:
http://tinyurl.com/yz6tosf -
When shooting the doc
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i was out shoveling snow.
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I like it! This means you've gotta be here daily.
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shoveling snow sucks a rat dick. I had to do some shoveling yesterday.
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...a Christian extremist mercenary corporation you can even sponsor your own political candidates!Terrorism?
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Really wasn't labeled a terrorist until AFTER
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Feb 11, 2010 12:04:36 PM CST
Did any of you see they released new 9/11 photos yesterday?
by subtitles_off
Cheney's Cabal must be planning some sneak-attack crazy shit. They wanted to soften everybody up.
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but i already have to get going today.
Subs you've got mail i think.
Peace! -
My heart is thumping like bambi's little rabbit buddy.I'm gonna let the sun shine on it all day and give it another try later.
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1000th post. Bah!
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Your scarifice will be avenged!"Oldman's Game: Pedalback Unleashed"Correct me if I got it wrong, Col!
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Savage, I got your back in the Stallone tb, there's a shit in there that needs flushing...
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...my kid gets up no later than dawn, usually earlier...seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days a year.
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They kill brown people so the homosexuals can't get married!☮
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Opening up candidates to being sponsored by corporations and the like. And people thought Wall-E was being preachy. No, it was being prophetic.
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I mean if they are
gonna circle around burning buildings
taking pics---at least get a fukken rope ladder and help out the peeps on the top. They probably couldve saved a few more... look at me...almost ten years later and I'm getting all neeson'd up -
I want Cobes to get into some real metaphysical shit this time around.
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journeys into dreamworlds and into body parts. Heaven, hell, purgatory, Bayonne N.J., and all points in between.
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....dammit I did it again
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...Hohokus, Chaos Fungorum, Mahwah, Paradise Lost, Seacaucus, and Perth Amboy...NOW BOARDING...
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in my cabana
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Feb 11, 2010 12:46:54 PM CST
...yeah, it's the one where only half the train continues on...
by flickapoo
...past Chaos Fungorum, so you have to sprint up six hundred and sixty six cars if you don't want to be stuck there for all eternity.
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and, I don't even OWN a shovel...Afternoon, Warriors...
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...you in?
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You got a shovel, right? Let me slip on my long-johns...
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and spray all my aerosol cans into the air...Please join me 'cause we need to get this Global Warming thing back on track...
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Feb 11, 2010 1:05:46 PM CST
Not ... going ... to ... take ... Cheeses' ... bait ...
by colonelfatheart
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...SNAP!
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Global Climate Change Deniers and Crazy Missionary Baby Stealer Defenders.
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...all the time...winter, summer, day, and night.A well broken in pair has that ash-gray/peanut-butter color.
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we're comin' down to Texas to get Christian babies and take them somewhere where it's warm.
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Never played the game...actually, I lie...i did play a lil of it....once...a long-ass time ago. I could take or leave this movie. Love Jake Gyllenhal...but don't see him as this kinda character. Sorry, Jake.
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im too fucking hot for it to snow in houston..bwahahahahahahah
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Damn! What did they feed you young kids in Italy?
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smokey and the bandit 3
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it's a new dance. Like the cha-cha.
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yeah, uh, you knowover the rainbow-bow-bowUh, yeah, tha's right♪ ♫
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just dont answer the door if its ATF
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just dont answer the door if its ATF
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Feb 11, 2010 1:16:21 PM CST
Here is the complete, comprehensive vagina nick-name list
by cheeses_of_nazareth
http://www.sublimedirectory.com/vagina_listMy favorite is an Arby's with fur...
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...that's new.
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luv me some MY BLUE HEAVEN
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Feb 11, 2010 1:20:02 PM CST
my friend used to say his GF looked like a BIG MONTANA with chee
by six demon bag
hes not my friend anymore
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♪ ♫ Skies are blooo-ooh-ooh-ooh-eee-oohBirds canfly-eee-ay-ay-eee-ay-ee-ay-oh-oh-overthat rainbowWhyI said whyWhyC'mon y'allWhy-ee-ay-ee-ay[bring it down]Can't me and[dramatic pause]Yeeeeee-ooooooooooooo?[simulataneous background Jay-Zifying] Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, word, yeah♪ ♫
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You wanna die with a man's gun. Not a little sissy gun like that
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http://tinyurl.com/yc4a77x
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Surely his voice can be found on the Carolina radio dial.
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Has never shot a film in the 2.35:1 aspect ratio
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Tuna, toasted wheat bread, light menu. Pickle. Side of Baked Lay's®.
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I'd like to sign up to overthrow the government...Do you have any pamplets?
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From the Lite® Menu.
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I should know, I'm above them. I seriously doubt they'll consider right-wing militias and groups that say Obama should be overthrown as being subversive. You know, bc they're white and conservative, that's why.
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is that less than or equal to a bag...and what size bag?
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I like my ladies nice and stoned.
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Isn't he calling for a "new" American Revolution? For re-founding the Republic? And speaking of Beck, why won't he deny that he raped and murdered that girl in 1990?
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I really fear everyone who looks up to him as a great and intelligent man. "Hey, I'm just asking questions here..."
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I know all the Landis quotes ever!
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Too bad your's didn't post 4 seconds earlier (or mine 4 seconds later)...We would have had the 3rd simultaneous post in Pedalback history, and this one would have had almost the same wording...
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They're obviously a bunch of fucktards over there. We could just trick them into giving us power.
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"I like my ladies nice and toasted." Oh well. Rough draft of history, etc.
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or face a heavy penalty afterwards for 'overthrowing without a licence'...
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Detroit Christmas Bomber Was Deliberately Allowed to Keep US Entry Visa, Board His Flight
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Feb 11, 2010 2:00:07 PM CST
South Carolina is supposed to be lovely in the Springtime.
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The “Bomb Iran” crowd is making a big return to the political center stage.
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Snow-shoveling. It's all done. I even shoveled the sidewalk for my neighbors. Betcha it snows tonight.
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How The FDIC Is Legally Transferring Billions In Taxpayer Money To Hedge Funds
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Cheeses, Teddy, Jaka and Scorps...Good work last night. it took me 40 minutes to catch up this morning.
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We just tell em we already paid, and while they're checking the paperwork-BAM! South Carolina becomes Pedalbackistan!
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Feb 11, 2010 2:04:44 PM CST
Climate Changers Argue Record Snow and Cold Caused by Global War
by winona_ryders_pussy_juice
INFOWARS.COM
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Feb 11, 2010 2:05:01 PM CST
Now you know how I feel every night when I get home, Subs...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
And I read slow...
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At least in book form. Hopefully HBO will follow suit, with Tilda Swinton as Conan. http://tinyurl.com/ylxuwlg
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So, we're aiming for 100k then? Or is the sky the limit, here?
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I wasn't aware that the world fucking sucks and people are awful, selfish and greedy.
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SDB, I really like your 'random Landis quotes of the day'...
Back 'in the day' he was probably my fave director. I know most poeple would've said Spielberg, but Landis' run of BLUES BROTHERS, AMERICAN WEREWOLF, ANIMAL HOUSE, TRADING PLACES, TWILIGHT ZONE, THRILLER... man that was some awesome output in the early Eighties.
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even with Sarahtarded Palin. That's classy. And right in line with the tradition of First Ladies, post-Nancy Reagan. Good for her.
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Here's a book on how things could change, and what it would look like. Check it out (and the sequel, Freedom TM) if you think things need to change: http://tinyurl.com/yc7rbq5
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"See You Next Wednesday," anyway. That was perhaps the first movie in-joke I picked up on when I was a kid. I also love the reference to killing Niedermeier in the Vietnam segment of TWILIGHT ZONE.
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the less he has to do with his ex-wife.
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has reached over $418,000, a new record.
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Don't forget Three Amigos and Spies Like Us. They're flawed, but still minor classics in my book.
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Nice!Colon-El doesn't even let me hold the trophy for an entire day!
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Nice!Colon-El doesn't even let me hold the trophy for an entire day!
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Desert Hearts(1985)? With Helen Shaver?
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I'll stop counting before we give it up.
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I bet that'll put some color in his cheeks, finally.
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Other than the first appearance of the "Bat-Man"?
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She's done a load of TV directing. I did not know that.
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Conan himself suggested that casting.
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"One of Landis' trademarks is to insert references to a fictional film called See You Next Wednesday in every movies he directs. The line is from Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey as the final goodbye from Frank Poole's parents on the video from them he is watching. The line is also mentioned in the opening scene for Michael Jackson's "Thriller" when the police decode a message from Jackson's werewolf character."
Colonel, pinched that from Wikipedia...
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I doubt people would be paying hundreds of thou for The Crimson Avenger's "Murder On the Oceanic Line Docks."
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She's a good-lookin lady.
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...(to a 2.5 year old) snow maze tunnels.Lets see a work-from-home mom do that.
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The Gaga plays piano very well.
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Thanks. I even remember that line from 2001. As for my "See You Next Wednesday" reference, I remember it being uttered offscreen by a character in that werecat movie Michael and Ola Ray are watching in THRILLER.
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I'll give her a second listen when she takes off all the gimmick and let's her music garner the attention.
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...those tunnels are an investment in my future...if the forecast is to be believed, they'll be around for months...
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Will look into it...but, seriously, like I have the time to read...My Daughter gave me American Gods after she enthusiasticly endorsed it, and I haven't cracked it..
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Cookie time! I guess I could have cookie time any time I wanted to. I haven't baked cookies in thirty years. Not even the tube kind.
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Feb 11, 2010 2:37:33 PM CST
All this snow shoveling/sidewalk plowing/maze building
by cheeses_of_nazareth
reminds me that I don't have a shovel, and it's like 5 inches deep out there...I'm scared...
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What's the latest from The Manna Cabana or The Moms?
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...and I like that she's so cold...I imagine that takes balls...the personae is pretty impenetrable for silly pop music.She writes her own songs, and I'm a sucker for an 80s pop hook.
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http://tinyurl.com/yhvrusj
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...if you can get into it, I think you'd really like it.
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Jeiggermeister...(sp)y'know, that dark petroleum based liquer...
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Feb 11, 2010 2:45:31 PM CST
Flick, were you the one singing the praises of Ursela k Le Guinn
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Guess what my daughter is reading now? The Left hand of Darkness...Synchronicity is kinda weird like that sometimes...
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Nuclear-based liquer.
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Wrapped in plastic dance-based liqueur.
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...and between you and me, Andy Warhol should have been the Andy Warhol of pop music.
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Every choice is an aesthetic subversion influenced by stylistic forebears. She's also a Hitchcock fiend, apparently. But she's playing a stylistic game. I love how she often obscures her eyes. This is a distancing device, part of that coldness Flick talks about above. The style is the substance, and all that. Not all of it works, but all of it is bold.
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Feb 11, 2010 2:48:02 PM CST
Thanks, Subs...are you familiar with it's zombifying effects?
by cheeses_of_nazareth
The only way I can snow ski is to down a half a large bottle of that stuff on the way up in the lift...
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Fantasy-based liqueur.
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Animaniac-based liqueur.
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Buffoon-based elitist liqueur.
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It's got the Right Stuff...
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"She's playing a stylistic game." No "But" in there, please. It was leftover from a previous construction.
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Primal Scream-based liqueur.
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What I drink on paydays.
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wire me up another shot...
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Yeagermeister. Yum.
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It's what cranky Peebers drink.
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Deal-with-the-devil-based liqueur.
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I have never tasted Jägermeister.
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For cooked turkeys!
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...you've got a smart girl.
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I lie not when I say it is a petroleum based food product....just like Velveeta cheeze...
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When I was in Art School, I went to blows with a classmate over Andy Warhol.Here, have a shot of Schwimmermeister, and let's be "Friends" again.Get it?
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diarrhea likes that one.
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Feb 11, 2010 3:02:52 PM CST
There's one that I'm embarrassed to have even thought of.
by subtitles_off
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Seriously, are there that many people who don't know that "gay" and "lesbian" mean "homosexual"? http://tinyurl.com/ydbttnf
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What Batmanster prefers when he isn't downin' brews...
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Roy Rogers' horse-based liqueur.
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I like Gaiman's novels as much as I abhor his comic books.
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mostly posters and marquees in background...in the Blues Brothers, its a billboardand in twilight zone, they say it in german...it supposedly from 2001...but it could also be a pun..like when a women calls her thingy a see you next tuesday...(i got that from sex and the city btw)so maybe landis came up with this ha-ha punpolly not
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Comes with a giant clock to wear as a necklas...
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Feb 11, 2010 3:06:24 PM CST
That might be the weirdest statistic I've seen in a long time.
by subtitles_off
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beep beep yeah!
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Have a shot o' this! Word!
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For Ween fans.
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animated movie version of THE BORROWERS, I thought, "I wonder why they've never made a movie of that book before?"Then I looked it up. Sometimes you just miss things.
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pollo asada!
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Verne Troyer-endorsed liqueur.
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for those heavy flow days...
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Kills double the brain cells for a man with two brains.
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...doll of meaning.I think I get it...but I'll never be completely sure...
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And, was there also hot cocoa?There has to be hot cocoa after snow-play.
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Best meister, ever.
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calls Subs on his illegal 'Russian Nesting Doll' usage...
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Fights alongside tick
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...icing cookies...stars and hearts and birds and such... Can't get her to drink chocolate milk yet, so haven't attempted cocoa.She loves to eat snow but won't try ice-cream either. Weird kid.
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Starring Sally fields
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Feb 11, 2010 3:24:29 PM CST
Flick, you did deach her about yellow snow, right...??
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Never eat yellow snow...
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What, no Don't Get 2 Close 2 My Fantasy?
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"Friends," of course, was a popular 90s TV show.Inside that was David Schwimmer, an actor who played one of the "Friends."Inside that was this whole meister thing we've got going. Schwimmermeister.Inside that was my memory of arguing with a douchebag when I was a college student.Inside that was my clumsy insult of Andy Warhol, calling him a buffoon.Inside that was your comparison of Warhol and Lady GaGa.And all of these things were stuffed into one another and stuck inside my desire not to have offended you by dismissing, either one, or both, Andy Warhol and Lady GaGa.
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Wha?
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http://tinyurl.com/yhbdvzu
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Heartwarming TV series from the 60s about a single alchoholic father and the three hard drinking sons he tries to keep inebriated...
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...particularly popped my corn, but now that she's had three kids and still looks the way she does...I feel like I want to impregnate her...just to mingle my genes with her obviously superior übergenes, and send the result off to conquer the future...
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For when you want to learn to fly again.
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I wouldn't eat beans until I was in my twenties.
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...that was just one week...she works relatively regular hours normally...
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Russell Crow plays a perpetually drunk ship's captain on the high seas...
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They make a mean Philly Cheesesteak. AND there's hot girls running around with their tits and ass hanging out. I can get behind that.
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Another MTV one-hit wonder.
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She's Mrs. Seal.All I'm sayin,' Dude's been hit in the face with seven sackfuls of ugly.
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I just like the way that sounds...
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...Kyrie.
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"courier lassoing" was. I couldn't be bothered.
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Homosexual sounds like something you might find under a microscope. Gay and lesbian sounds friendlier and more inviting.
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only shows movies where people are drunk most of the time in them, like Animal House, Leaving Las Vegas, 48 hours, etc....
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One at a time.Mike and The Mechanics.Sheena Easton.It was an 80s thing.
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...yes, I got it then. I even gave you credit for a subtle gay "art school" fellatio joke in there...
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We can do better than that.
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...yes, I'm a simpleton.I don't mind.
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http://tinyurl.com/ygqzqmc
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I refuse to be ashamed of it!
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Feb 11, 2010 3:43:14 PM CST
Lets name the movies Meisterpiece Theatre would play...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
At least ONE character has to be drunk in it for most of the film. Extra points if large groups of people are drunk more than once...Animal HouseLeaving Las Vegas48 Hours (Nick Nolte)Arthur (Dudley Moore)And go...
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http://tinyurl.com/yeugnne
Created Of Science. Void Of Soul. Born To Rule. -
Two socks sticking together while Eminem is playing on the radio.
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Yer stewed, buttwad!
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http://tinyurl.com/yla4t2m
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Feb 11, 2010 3:50:00 PM CST
AVClub has a nice interview with Ti West if anyone's interested
by d.vader
If anyone knows who he is, anyway. He made the 70's/80s horror throwback "House of the Devil" this past year, as well as Cabin Fever 2, which was taken away from him in post and now he seems to be trying to distance himself away from it.
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Complained of chest pains; had a stent procedure, according to reports.
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...looks a lot like high-school yearbook photos of Mrs. FlickaPoo.
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http://tinyurl.com/yeqz76h
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The Gang is usually pretty fucked up.
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NSFW
http://tinyurl.com/yzw3eps
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all the people in those bars were always fucked up...
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I like this Ti West guy. I wasn't blown away by HOUSE OF THE DEVIL, but I had a good time with it.I like to think there's an alternative to gore-horror and somebody to champion it.
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*smacks forehead*
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Is that the DENNIS System WORKS.
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Phone bill's due."HA!"Smoke succubus. Stain everything yellow."
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Feb 11, 2010 4:08:14 PM CST
Captain America makes the news with Teabaggers...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts1129;_ylt=A0wNdPIsf3RLLLMAxRKs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqNjlkbWhvBGFzc2V0A3luZXdzLzIwMTAwMjExL3luZXdzX3RzMTEyOQRjY29kZQNtb3N0cG9wdWxhcgRjcG9zAzgEcG9zAzUEcHQDaG9tZV9jb2tlBHNlYwN5bl9oZWFkbGluZV9saXN0BHNsawNtYXJ2ZWxjb21pY3M-Can sombody clean that up?
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Be sure to tell her that the Eric Bana lookalike online says hello.
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http://tinyurl.com/ys45ea
What? What!? WHAT!? WHAAAAAT!?!?!? -
"When I was a child in the '60s Captain America was my favorite superhero," he said. "It's really sad to see what has traditionally been a pro-America figure being used to advance a political agenda."
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Can't get to that NSFW link. Foiled by the IT again! I think smoking USUALLY makes a girl more attractive by a factor of ten, but I'm a little scared of that link. And yeah, I tried to open it at work. I'm crazy that way.
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Based on the actress from that clip, it should be: http://tinyurl.com/yhq2gm5
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http://tinyurl.com/yknm797
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There are scantily clad women, though.
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I don't know if I should be relieved that I don't have sound or not.
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Feb 11, 2010 4:20:38 PM CST
Thanks, Moose...I gotta learn that trick someday...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Flick, if that IS what your wife looks like today, well played, young man, well played...
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Feb 11, 2010 4:22:14 PM CST
...not too far off D, but a little less generic. She looks...
by flickapoo
...like a cross between that girl and a Gelfling...and just a little more rubenesque...just a little...
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Two fetishes with one stone, I guess.
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Pregnant woman smoking? I'm discovering fetishes I never knew I had.
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http://tinyurl.com/3674ka
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I feel --sniffle-- so --sniffle-- left out.
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...before returning to work.
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http://tinyurl.com/ygotg9j
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So I'm out. Later gents.
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"Japanese gore and porn director Noboru Iguchi, best known for his films The Machine Girl and The Neighbor's Sister Has F-Cup, has tackled the daring subject of futanari. Dickgirls. Giant dickgirls. Massive genitals collide in this fluid-drenched epic."
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...my fetishes don't include Stunting The Fetus...and I'm not so handy with trojan eradication.
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And thanks for the description, 'moose.
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...trailers. I'm going to have to see one of the movies for real one of these days.
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http://tinyurl.com/yh3avrw
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john? john?????? how does it feel to be a dying man? youre a dying man john!
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or is it from something...Reason I ask is that I've started telling that to people at work..."Watch out for bad guys," and it gets a smile every time...It also helps promote a healthy loss prevention conscious atmosphere...
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Feb 11, 2010 4:50:59 PM CST
David Schwimmer was the schwimmiest schwimmermeister
by takingscorpioscalls
that always gave the best schwimmers for 5 bucks down at the corner of the alleyway.
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it's nervewracking because of the damn stormtroopers, ninjas and nazis that have to be looked out for daily.
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Just saw this and every other seen had Harvey Keitel either smoking, snorting or injecting himself.
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Feb 11, 2010 4:57:35 PM CST
...it wasn't a deliberate invention, it's just something...
by flickapoo
...I always say to friends and family. Started years ago with the Mrs. before she was a Mrs...and the rest is history...
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..."be safe"...but without causing thoughts of death and dismemberment.
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Is it safe?
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Feb 11, 2010 5:09:44 PM CST
...it's never really safe Scorps...like you said, between...
by flickapoo
...stormtroopers, ninjas, nazis, cowboys in black hats, serial killers, falling airplane parts, toothed vaginas...it's never ending...
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It's tough out there in the Stallone-back... I'm gonna take a quick sit on this stool in the corner of the ring, can someone be my 'cuts' man?
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For when you have a hankerin' for 80s childhood nostalgia.
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See y'all around.
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Flicka, some troll-noob called DangerMan (prob a long standing troll with a new nick) was really laying into SavageDave, so I had to smack him down and it got a bit ugly.
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...it loads so slowly it's like trying to kumite with salt in your eyes...
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Flicka, aha! Im impressed, you know your martial arts parlance!
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1989. French. Subtitled.Directed by Patrice Leconte (THE GIRL ON THE BRIDGE).A police detective in Paris suspects a tidy, disliked, anti-social man of murdering a young girl. The film plays on our first impressions and expectations, characterizing the pale, fey suspect as a creepy obsessive and peeping tom. Then the story takes one unexpected twist after another, as the mystery unfolds and new motivations for the characters are revealed. A spellbinding performance by Michel Blanc as Hire. Marred by an inexcusable coda in the final minute, a compromise to banality that should've been edited. ★★★★☆
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Why remove the sign in the artwork? The sign was a copy of a real one? Why shouldn't the Tea Bag Movement be portrayed in comics as it acts in reality?
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linking to fetishes for days.'moose you make me ☺.
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to speed up comprehension...
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It's a responsibility when you're The Subbarizer®.
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in Disney's planned revamp of 20,000 Leagues...
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TV. If you're gonna be hanging later?, I'll see you then.
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...and they replay last week's episode at nine...just in case you missed it.
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the last twilight book is spread out for two films?
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http://tinyurl.com/yh4joqu
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why else name him Mason Dash Disick???
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... the child of reality TV "stars".
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Persians are not to be confused with Iraqi's as they are not Arab.
Iraqis are Arabs, Persians are actually from India originally.
So having an Indian play the lead role here is not that much of a stretch.
Well other than the fact that Naveen is too old and slightly stocky for the part.
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is unconvincing as any ethnicity besides Frat Boy, right?
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the ugly one, or the whore?
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The Kardashian sisters aren't triplets.
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"VALENTINE'S DAY is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again."
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"In any event, THE WOLFMAN makes a satisfactory date movie for Valentine's Day, which is more than can be said for VALENTINE'S DAY. Truer love hath no woman than the woman who loves a wolf man. And vice versa, ideally."
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Feb 11, 2010 10:54:51 PM CST
...Ebert...flicking poo with the best with half his body tied...
by flickapoo
...behind his back.
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You invented the most fun toy I have ever owned...the Frizbee...
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Reports say he had a frisbee on his genitals and around his neck and died from autoeroticfrizbeeness.
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Trusting your wolf will lead to magical things that are out
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Go go power rangers! let's go guys Zordon is calling.
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in such a crackheaded furor.
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Don't let this one warp by. Check it out.
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zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
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everyone went to sleep, there's diahrea, blood, piss, alcohol and cumguzzlers on the floor, it's fairly pungent in here (even for me!)
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http://tinyurl.com/yg8snb5
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How goes it?
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...it goes tolerably.
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but julia made 500K per minute for her 6 minute role in the love actually wannabe....plus a take of the profits..
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Haha! Way to dupe everybody, Hollywood.
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Feb 12, 2010 8:00:11 AM CST
AV Club piece on falling out of love with movies/bands:
by colonelfatheart
http://tinyurl.com/ybr4bob How about you guys?
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...it now, or can you just have outgrown it?...oops, phone call...
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Flicka, thanks for the link telling us that Kardashian tries her own breast milk. But the thought alone is not enough for me...
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I'd say MAGNOLIA is my prime example. Loved it when I first saw it. My mind buzzed for days afterward. I can't stand it now. Can't stand a goddamn thing about it.
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February 11th, 2010...Hopping Night Shift...Teddy quotes from DROWNING MONA and confesses "mommy" issues with Jamie Lee Curtis...Discussing "Oldman's Game II: Pedalback Unbound," the proposed sequel to Cobra--Kai's original epic (freetexthost.com/1rb1gwinx4), Teddy and Cheeses cast the villain. Suggestions include Eric Roberts and Michael Jai White, but Teddy forgets one possibility that's currently right in front of his face - DROWNING MONA's Bette Midler. I vote for Heath Ledger's "Joker," since that'd be an excuse to resurrect Gary Oldman from the original so he can mutter something imponderable, nonsensical and / or meaningless to the heroes...Cheeses theory of romantic interaction involves boorishness, insults and the magnetism of The Bad Boy...Jaka thinks Jake Galapagos as a Persian is not utterly beyond the realm of believability, and he once dated a Persian girl...Teddy jams to Talking Heads' "Stay Hungry," "Popcorn" by Hot Butter, a novelty hit from The 70s and The Go!'s "Titanic Vandalism" and "Keys to the City"...Name That Tune with Sorps: Gerry Rafferty's 70's classic, "Baker Street"...Why is Cheeses singing "The Pina Colada" song on Jam Night?...BurnHollywood, Sixies, and Colon-El dig THE WARRIORS, and savagedave (hello, stranger) suggests a WARRIORS-inspired pub crawl of New York...Col., Sixies and Flick spend a quiet morning catching up and discussing the PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN movies...Blackwater - America's Hookered-Up Terrorists, Spreading Freedom While Fucking It Up the Ass (http://tinyurl.com/yfljfxz)...diarrhea (hello stranger) introduces a new feature, ☆☆BEATLES OF THE DAY☆☆™...Col. suggests "Oldman's Game II: Pedalback Unbound" be a trip through "parallel realities, multiverses, time travel, journeys into dreamworlds and into body parts" on Flick's train from "Hades, Sheol, Purgatory, Sloatsburg, Gehenna, Hohokus, Chaos Fungorum, Mahwah, Paradise Lost, Seacaucus, and Perth Amboy"...Cheeses and the weather report and a list of slang for female genitalia (http://www.sublimedirectory.com/vagina_list)...Sixies' quotes Landis, randomly...Let's tax The First Amendment!: South Carolina wants to register "subversives" (http://tinyurl.com/yc4a77x)...John Landis' meme: "See you next Wednesday" - Origin and appearances...Teddy says, "Helen Shaver is a good-looking lady"...Meanwhile, Flick shovels some snow-maze tunnels...Flick and 'moose share a regard for Lady Kajagoogoo...A jigger of Jägermeister puns, first on "Jäger," then on "meister"...Americans prefer the term "gay" to "homosexual" (http://tinyurl.com/ydbttnf). Maybe it's a knee-jerk reaction by the repressed to anything with "sex" in it...Meisterpiece Theatre: Movies featuring drunks...'moose introduces us to UNBORN II's satanic monster puppet (http://tinyurl.com/yeugnne) and then shows us how to be school on the skateboard, the board, board, the board, board, board, the board, three-sixty (http://tinyurl.com/yla4t2m)...Vades shares AVClub.com's interview with retro-horror director Ti West (http://tinyurl.com/yeqz76h)...Smoking fetish (http://tinyurl.com/yzw3eps)...Hand thing (http://tinyurl.com/ys45ea)...Marvel Comics caves to Teabagger's with sore puddies (http://tinyurl.com/yknm797). God forbid Captain America be critical of Fox News' American Values®...Mrs.apoo is a "just a little more rubenesque" version of this hottie (http://tinyurl.com/yhq2gm5). Did Flick just compare his wife to corned-beef on rye slathered with Thousand Island salad dressing?...'moose shares a fetish site for any occasion (http://tinyurl.com/3674ka)...The Secret Origin of "Watch out for bad guys," Flick's signature salutation...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: MONSIEUR HIRE - a ★★★★, character-driven, French mystery...One of The Kardashians drinks her own breast-milk...The inventor of The Frisbee, Walter Frederick Morrison does the under-legged, behind-the-back, air-brushed permanent Baloo, aged 90... G'morning and g'day, guppies. Off to howl at THE WOLFMAN...I wanna follow the breadcrumbs to fresh digs when I get back... -
Have yuou ever seen any of those made-for-tv softcore 'erotic thrillers'? They made a ton of them in the Nineties.
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Col - pls do not mention MAGNOLIA again. It is the dojo's nemesis. A work of anti-entertainment that should be wiped from the face of the Earth.
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Journey (I was in high school once, after all) and Spielberg.
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Your Subbary is impressive. Most impressive.
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HA! *be cool*I'm up too early. Subbary® needs a good editor!
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Fareal, *every* day?
Even when they're just hanging out at home stitching suicide-bomber waistcoats?
"Oh Kareem - I just *love* that purple velour you're using. It goes really well with the semtex." -
I'll follow the breadcrumbs if you guys find new digs.
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i didnt think youwanted to...im not responsible for this fracas..results may vary.
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"Oh yes, Kareem. That gold stitching on the lining is *adorable*. It's almost a shame to fill it with nails. And the detail on the embroidery is simply *to die for*."
"Yes, Shalik. That is the idea." -
...Mark Helprin and Chaim Potok are two very good authors that I've drifted away from or outgrown somewhat...or maybe I've devolved.Either way, they don't strum my pain with their fingers the way they used to.
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Feb 12, 2010 9:16:25 AM CST
...Kareem: "and I worry that the gold stitching might clash...
by flickapoo
...with the orange rust on the nails...two metallics might be pushing my luck, no?
Shalik: "make it work!" -
...the less said here the better. For a brief period in my youth I listened to a lot of Kansas, they seemed refreshingly bookish and philosophical...just like me.I've said too much already...moving on.
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"Kareem, it's divine...you'll look like 'the mince of Persia' in that lovely number"
"What? Uh.. I think you'll find I made it in *your* size"
"Oh no Kareem, that's all you. I couldn't possibly - purple's not my color..."
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http://tinyurl.com/yjoz6c9
Be sure to stay tuned for the organ bit in the middle. -
I always thought it was a sucky game, myself.
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Feb 12, 2010 10:40:38 AM CST
Well, I can't say I was really in love with MAGNOLIA
by colonelfatheart
It was more a torrid affair of raging pseudo-intellectualism (hey, I was in my late teens; this was normal at the time) that flamed out in the three or so months after it came out on DVD.
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Even one bit. This looks lame.
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I nominate the DuneWriterBack for our next squatter's paradise.
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...are the opposite of falling out of love...
Things things that I was once crazy for...and revisited years later only to learn that they're even better than I knew at the time.I love that feeling...discovery, nostalgia, and retroactive confirmation of good taste all rolled into one. -
am i the only PBer who likes MAGNOLIA??granted its been a while since i watched it...i just like the sweeping epicness of the whole thing..and to be honest, its my second most entertaining PTA film...behind BOOGIE
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hows DUNEBACK looking...post wise?
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For example, I was not a fan of neither 2001 nor BLADE RUNNER when I saw them the first or even second times. But many factors compelled me to revisit them, and my love for them has grown with each viewing and subsequent contemplation. It's so satisfying, so rewarding.
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we can call it the GEEKback
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About to drop off the front page.
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in honor of the greatest MILF of all--bev d'angeloshe was lurleen too...
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...project seems so tired...it's deflating.I'll get over it though. I always forget where we are after half an hour or so.Maybe we can spice it up with some QUEEN.
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I'm down.
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another one, i should say...it said that (obviously) it didnt do that well at the box office, but hit it big at home when the VHS caze started..it was around the same time...the cult and rpeated viewings allowed you to inspect the film endlessly...and now its one of the most innovative sci fi films of all time..
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Feb 12, 2010 11:11:16 AM CST
...I didn't read the article, so I don't get the D'Angelo...
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...connection...but I'm willing to learn.Greatest MILF, and in my case, first MILF.
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but ill take the vacation films over DUNE anyday
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"Looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!!!"
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and i'll see you on the beach...
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See you at Node 43951.
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What have I missed?
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He took a drag off of his cigarette. His eyes met hers. "So was Abraham Lincoln. Look what happened to him."
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And other Peebers.
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