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  • Feb. 5, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST


    by desmond1918


  • Feb. 5, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST

    Used to REALLY hate Ashton Kutcher...

    by Ronald Raygun

    But he's kept such a low profile lately, I'm all but indifferent to him. So, this news doesn't suck as much as it would have five years ago or so.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:09 a.m. CST

    I'd like to introduce something to the floor...

    by Thrillhouse77

    it's called...your panties. <p> Not as epic as the last Jon Hamm episode, but not too shabby. "Don't make me sing" was easily the low point. I'm rather appalled that it was the first sketch, but that's Wiig's pull.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    This show still on?

    by Xiphos_2

    It hasn't been funny since_____ left in season______<p> I've taken care of that meme please move on.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    Agree with Thrillhouse

    by SenatorJeffersonSmith

    but, I feel that way about pretty much every Wiig sketch. She's much better as a side player. Don't even get me started on the lady that gets SUPER excited about EVERYTHING...seriously, don't get me started.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:21 a.m. CST

    I wonder if Ashton's Mom er....

    by Xiphos_2

    Wife will show.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Wiig giving birth to Sergio...

    by Santien

    Unbelievable. Hamm was fantastic.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:28 a.m. CST

    You Forgot...

    by ZooTrain

    It's the First SNL of the First Sweeps of the Decade.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Last episode was great, this one will probably suck

    by TheWaqman

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:39 a.m. CST


    by Falafalguy

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    The quality of the show depends on the Guest

    by mistergreen

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:43 a.m. CST

    C'mon Herc...sweeps don't start yet

    by zacdilone

    Everyone knows there was no "sweep zero," meaning that you are waaay premature in proclaiming that this is now "sweeps." But go ahead, keep saying it, if you want to look like an idiot.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:57 a.m. CST

    Mila Kunis, Donna and both sets of parents

    by LightDiviner

    were the only good things about that show. Kutcher, Topher Grace, the smug guy, and the foreign guy can all be murdered, burnt and sent to hell as far as I'm concerned.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 1:27 a.m. CST

    Keenan is surprising me as of late....

    by Chili_Dog_Phart

    The "Scared Straight" and "What Up with That?" sketches crack me the hell up. Rest of the shows pretty much suck, though. What's up with Seth Meyers? He looks pained during most of Weekend Update and has this whole "too cool for the rest of the cast" vibe. This generation's Dennis Miller?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 3:16 a.m. CST

    Hey, wait a minute...

    by Shermdawg

    Aren't you that closet organizer guy?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 3:48 a.m. CST

    SNL is as funny as it's ever been...

    by Keblar

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 3:54 a.m. CST

    SNL is as funny as it's ever been...

    by Keblar

    People just have a skewed memory of what it was. I dare you to go back a declare that past seasons are as funny as you remember them to be. 79, 85, 92...whatever. Does some of every season fall flat? Damn Straight! That's why it takes HUGE swingin balls to do a live comedy show every week, hosted by what's almost always an Improv amateur. This season has been as good or better than any I recall, warts and all.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 4:54 a.m. CST

    Last weeks was actually pretty good.

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    I agree that it must literally have everything to do with the guest. Kristen Wiig's sketches have been grating on me lately, but that singing one was funny, only because Jon Hamm really sold it. Can't wait to see Them Crooked Vultures, they're SO BAD ASS LIVE.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 4:57 a.m. CST

    SNL is of the moment these days...

    by Kirbymanly

    ... and that is what makes it suck. Timeless bits are the ones that are funny.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 5:01 a.m. CST

    Michaels must feel that they don't need the ratings

    by Karl Childers

    Ashton Kutcher? Really?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 5:36 a.m. CST

    Ashton Kutcher

    by MrPoop

    When you were in High School did you have a guy in your class who always told the lamest jokes and acted like an annoying jack ass but all the girls laughed at him because they thought he was hot and wanted to date him? That is Ashton Kutcher.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:13 a.m. CST

    Paid product placement

    by RomeoFoxtrot

    How many commercials for Valentine's Day will be shown during the show? SNL picks half their guests based on new movies so they can sell ads.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:16 a.m. CST


    by jameskpolk

    He's right, you know...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:04 a.m. CST

    SNL picking guests

    by Bouncy X

    i think its the other way around, the guests try and book themselves there, well least the actors and musicians, can't say about athletes. but actors/musicians usually always have a movie/tv show/album to promote when appearing. i'm sure they go after some people but they refuse to appear until they have something to promote which makes sense. why appear on television for no reason you know? unless you're one of those few who've hosted numerous times, they tend to just show up because. lol

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    He was good on That 70s Show

    by BizarroJerry

    And that was the last time he was good in anything. I don't know how he manages to be so popular and famous while coasting on that one series. I know he had Punk'd, where he showed up in his stupid ass trucker hat, but that was just popular because of people's idiotic interest in celebrities.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:55 a.m. CST

    if you find yourself thinking that Keenan's sketches

    by smackfu

    are the only thing worth watching on SNL, it's time to go get an MRI. Sooner, rather than later.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    People actually liked Sergio?

    by BeatsMe

    Huh....comedy's weird that way.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Herc will be on my radio show this weekend

    by XoanonTORN I'll be chatting with Herc on BlogTalkRadio Sunday, Feb 7th at 2PM EASTERN. Click on over to listen and call in with your questions or comments.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    " "Don't make me sing" was easily the low point."

    by jim

    No kidding. I laughed the first time she said it because it was funny that no one had asked her to sing. Then it quickly became painfully obvious to me, the second and third time she said it, that that was the entire skit. No longer was I laughing (although the cats on the balcony did amuse me).<p>Ashton Kutcher? I suspect we'll be seeing another installment of that Cougar talk show.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 3:53 p.m. CST

    SNL has made me hate Kristin Wiig

    by Mel_Gibsons_Nazi_Dad

    I really just started watching it weekly again and I can't stand her. She plays the same character in every sketch and that ski lodge one was fucking awful. How many of the writers do you think she's doing?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 4:21 p.m. CST

    "Don't make me sing" was horrible

    by Eyegore

    I really hope to never have to see that character again, but knowing how this goes, it'll probably be back again and again.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 5:34 p.m. CST

    enormous ratings

    by brabon300

    is that proof that its still funny and relevant...or proof that today's audience just doesnt really care<p> today's snl is on par with what was fridays...sometime humorous, sometimes cringe worthy...but far from memorable

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Ditto on Wiig and RE: Chili Dogg Phart

    by SK229

    I really fucking cannot stand Wiig. She brings every skit to a standstill. She's not even FUNNY anymore. I think she actually can be great, but what the hell happened? And Chili Dogg Phart - DEAD ON ABOUT SETH MYERS... I've been saying that since he took over as head writer. I think Tina Fey had a little bit of the same thing... like they're suddenly the fucking high school principal - GUESS WHAT - FUNNY IS FUNNY NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN ON SNL. You're not automatically funnier because of seniority. THAT'S what's killing the show... true, it's always had bad skits, but those were usually from new players/writers trying things out, not from the most senior players doing tired, boring characters week after week, reeking of an atmosphere of seniority and cliques. At least when Eddie Murphy had been on for a few years and was virtually guaranteed to be the most featured player, he was FUCKING HILARIOUS. Same with Dana Carvey, Belushi, Chase, etc. I'd say that this shit first started toward the end of Will Ferrell's run and REALLY picked up steam towards the end of Tina Fey's reign and now is in full bloom with Seth Myers. Comedy is a survival of the funniest, not a fucking tenured teaching position.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Brabon... EXACTLY...

    by SK229

    Taylor Swift sells millions of records (actually, what do you say anymore... songs? cause of itunes?) and she wins album of the year... doesn't mean she's not bland as fuck. I don't know how people listening to her don't feel as though they're listening to muzak or the shit they used to play over the speakers in a Kmart.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Keblar, I agree

    by Blanket-Man

    I'm old enough to have watched the first season 'live,' and I think the current cast is among the strongest ever. There really isn't a weak link from top to bottom. Some individual skits definitely still suck, but they're the exception. Not every skit from 75-80 was comedy gold, either...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST


    by Ryanbraun14

    Unless you already know it. I'm reading a book, and there was an example of how nobody knows what book will or won't sell. The example given? Jay Leno's 'leading with my chin.' HarperCollins printed 600,000 copies of it and 400,000, yes, FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND were returned to the publisher, unsold. I don't keep up with the Leno ratings shit or whatever, because I could care less. You do seem to care greatly and want to see him fail as much as i (a die hard packer fan) wanted to see Brett Favre fail. Favre pulled a Favre--terrible interception, and Leno must be a douche because if you're that famous and that many books don't sell, it means you're not a very interesting, or even likeable person... funny? debatable, i think not. Thinking about it, I do think Leno is absolutely wasted a timeslot when there are SOOOO many quality shows that could use it. Any real TV lover would be pissed that a show they would love isn't produced because of LEno.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    I agree, Last week was pretty good

    by Watch_The_Birdie

    The Sen. Brown sketch was funny, but it was Sergio that threw me for a loop

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST


    by RedJester

    Hamm has better comedic timing than just about everyone on SNL combined. Oh yeah... Sergio!!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    breaking reality show news

    by brabon300

    producers of american idol in serious talks with howard stern to take over for simon when he leaves...make it happen....lesbians on american idol every soooo there

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    brabon300, catch up.

    by Shermdawg

    Howard already said he passed on it.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:59 p.m. CST


    by rartus

    John Hamm walked up to me/I could tell he was pretty drunk/He said do you like money/'Cause this could make a fortune/I laughed and he slapped my face---best episode all season

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:30 p.m. CST

    Oh sweet, the show opened with the...

    by Shermdawg

    La Resistance WWE theme.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:31 p.m. CST

    Abby Alert and she is looking hot....

    by Jabbu an attractive blonde lady

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Guess they didn't use enough glue on Bobby.

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    And not enough makeup on Hader.

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    Anything to add? Just this....

    by Jabbu


  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Well, that's your Abby for tonight

    by Essemtee

    Hope you DVR'd it!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Them Crooked WHO?

    by Shermdawg

    Was that Grohl? And the Queens of the Stone Age guy? They got ANOTHER side project band? Whoa.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST


    by Shermdawg

    AND THAT... <br><br> WAS AWESOMMMEEEE!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:42 p.m. CST

    Not as awesome as Mizanin though.

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    by jim

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Now I have to ponder

    by jocutus

    Ashton Kutcher has a company with 41 employees that he started THIS YEAR and he's already doing work for the U.N.? He's the most qualified guy to do something?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Speaking of gay...

    by Essemtee

    that godforsaken Turn the tub around commercial.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Mark Twain's got nards!

    by jim

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    Dang, he looked like Clooney in that graphic.

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:47 p.m. CST


    by Shermdawg

    "What was she gonna do? Give birth to a ghost?"

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Jennifer Lopez? She's been out of the spotlight for awhile.

    by Shermdawg

    Wonder what her ass has been doing?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:51 p.m. CST

    "i had sex with that goblin for 10 years and all I get

    by jim

    is to swim in her pool with chlamydia?"

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Aw, I gotta hate on Nasim in the next sketch.

    by Shermdawg

    I dig her, but Watkins would Barbara Walters her under the table.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST

    I thought it said George Lopez

    by jim

    would that be any more relevant?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:53 p.m. CST

    True, but I do like Wiig's Elizabeth and Keenan's Whoopi

    by jim

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST

    Well, he does have a late night talk show now.

    by Shermdawg


  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Yeah, this is one of Wiig's better "characters".

    by Shermdawg


  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    That Mel Gibson impression sucked...

    by Super Rabbi


  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    Holy shit. THAT was a Mel Gibson "impression?"

    by Nosferatu Jones

    Wow, Kutcher. You suck.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    Kutcher's Mel Gibson impression

    by Hercules


  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Super Rabbi

    by Shermdawg


  • too - you don't want any part of that".

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:05 p.m. CST

    My TV sounds a lot like Thomas Hayden Church.

    by Shermdawg

    Unfortunately it'll never answer me when I ask why Spider-man 3 sucked so much.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:05 p.m. CST

    So what? Who cares?

    by Pouchstalker

    Seems to be their attitude towards ending every sketch so far. Maybe I need a grape.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:05 p.m. CST

    Lex Luthor is in a band?

    by jim

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Fat Craig Kilborn sure can rock.

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Craig Kilborn's in a band?

    by Essemtee

    Man, he really let himself go.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Someone please . . .

    by jocutus

    Turn down Curly Joe's guitar . . can' t hear a word this guy is singing.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    AHAHAHAHA Essemtee!!!

    by Shermdawg

    Great minds think alike!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Them Crooked Vultures: Can't understand a single word.

    by Nosferatu Jones

    But Dave Grohl rocks. And John Paul Jones looks DAMNED good!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Foreigner Cough!

    by jimbojones123

    Too damn funny!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    it's Liam

    by Essemtee

    the teenager who just woke up. Yeah. Hm, not enough likes and y'knows.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Was Mel Gibson wiping

    by jimbojones123

    His fanny with sandpaper?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Hader's on fire.

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    HIT IT! *music*

    by Shermdawg

    Y'all don't understand!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    Zut alors!

    by Essemtee


  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    First time I ever laughed at Jean K Jean

    by jim

    and I'm not even drunk<p>Emo Puppy or Terrifying Death Cat - which would you prefer as a pet?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Update was going so well...

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    "not prepared at all"

    by jim

    life imitating art

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Oh dear lord!

    by Essemtee

    They're cracking up. This isn't dress rehearsal.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST


    by jocutus

    A sketch about people who aren't prepared and aren't good at what they do, so when its not funny and the songs aren't good it doesn't matter! Brilliant!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    It wasn't funny and the songs weren't good?

    by Pouchstalker

    That's just another Saturday morning for them.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    "What is Burn Notice"

    by jim

    liking this already

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Um, what?

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    "a reality show about sunglasses?"

    by jim

    "detective team of Michael Burn and Jeff Notice?"

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:35 p.m. CST

    What is Burn Notice

    by taking_up_space


  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:36 p.m. CST

    Why bury Burn Notice?

    by Super Rabbi

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    What Is Burn Notice?

    by ZooTrain

    Ah, I love it when networks advertise their shows within other shows.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    Up here in Canada it's not a well-known show

    by jim

    I have no idea if it airs on any channel on my cable package, or all those stations I don't get. Is there a USANetwork Canada? I've never come across anyone who's ever heard of it. Thank goodness for DVDs.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    USA network owned by NBC?

    by Pouchstalker

    Maybe they're trying to make it the 7th most popular show on cable.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Great Anne Hathaway impression

    by jim

    "Sequels that haven't been released yet" - just like the MTV Movie awards.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    Say goodbye to Abby Elliot

    by Pouchstalker

    She's made her 2 appearences for the show.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Zoot alors!

    by deelzbub

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    NBC/Universal owns...

    by ZooTrain

    NBC, USA Network, Syfy, CNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, Bravo, Telemundo, and The Weather Channel. They also own the film companies Universal, Interscope, Propaganda, Working Title, PolyGram. They also own the record companies MCA Records, MCA Records, Nashville, Decca Records, Geffen/DGC Records, Universal Records, Interscope Records, A&M, Decca, Def Jam, Island, London, Mercury Motown, Polydor, Verve. Or at least they did at one time.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Batman 3 - Revenge Of The Joker

    by Essemtee

    Wow, they know something Harry doesn't. Wonder if Harley Quinn will be in that one.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:46 p.m. CST

    I wish politicians were this ballsy!

    by taking_up_space

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Holy shit.

    by Shermdawg

    HOLY SHIT. Andy. I need to rewind that. So awesome.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    What are you? 14?

    by Pouchstalker

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    There was a little Leary and Mark Wahlberg in there.

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    Batman 3 - Revenge Of The Joker

    by Shermdawg

    Isn't Jett writing that? It's already up for a best picture nod? Grats.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Ah, saving "Revenge" for the sixth film, are we?

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Is he actually singing words

    by jocutus

    or just random syllables strung together in a melody? I must need a new TV, all I hear are the guitars, vocal is buried.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST


    by Shermdawg

    Welcome to the world of live non lip synched performances.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST


    by Pouchstalker

    It's not your TV. It's SNL

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    Oh god, not the wedding speakers sketch...

    by Shermdawg

    ...oh good, it's not.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Abby Elliot 3 times in one show?

    by jim

    Is that a record?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    What's going on?

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST


    by Madbomber

    But still worth it for execution alone.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    And they cut the sketch early.

    by Shermdawg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    who's the drummer

    by Unbirthday

    in this sketch? I don't recognize him.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    last skit of the nite

    by Essemtee

    and they went all out... kinda.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, midnight CST

    Cutting the sketch early

    by Pouchstalker

    I noticed that they have been doing that alot this season

  • Feb. 7, 2010, midnight CST

    "and they went all out... kinda."

    by jim

    It certainly will be the one that takes the longest to clean up after

  • Feb. 7, 2010, midnight CST

    Drummer was Dave Grohl in final sketch

    by ranting_dude

    Which explains why the drums were actually being played.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, midnight CST

    One of the better episodes this season.

    by Shermdawg

    Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta rewind back to that Samberg rant to end all rants.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    How do you have a director's cut of

    by Pouchstalker

    Poker After Dark?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    Them Crooked Vultures sounded great

    by KingNineReturns

    The mixing was all fucked up, though. All I could hear was Alain Johannes' leads in the last song.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    Last few sketches were surprisingly good!

    by mistergreen

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    "a director's cut of Poker After Dark"

    by Shermdawg

    If it contains extended footage of Jennifer Tilly's cleavage.....I'M ALL IN.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Jett you were Ashton's fluffer?

    by Xiphos_2

    congrats crazy man.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:22 a.m. CST

    help me out here

    by brabon300

    seriously...who did kutcher blow to keep getting work

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:23 a.m. CST


    by brabon300

    really??? why? did he announce on the show? cuz this was just reported on ew

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:27 a.m. CST


    by brabon300

    la times is reporting that fox execs havent given up...and if sirius isnt willing to pony up another 100 mil to stern, very good chance he would take the fox offer...just think...stern vs ellen...sparks will fly

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:33 a.m. CST

    Did the Rome sketch get censored on West coast?

    by Zardoz

    'cause it was interrupted in the middle of the sketch by a Meg Whitman commercial and then later on there was a 20 second stock photo of the band, like they were making up for lost time or something? Weird!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:52 a.m. CST


    by Shermdawg

    On some entertainment show Friday night, they played a clip of his show where he said some hugely popular television showed offered an enormous some of money and he turned it down.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST


    by Shermdawg

    It's late...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    I had no idea that SNL could be this unfunny

    by JulietsTeet

    Wow...Just...WOW. The last two weeks have been so so bad. Kutcher is really awful. The skits except for about 2(which were short in length/Weekend Update skits) were truly awful. The last two weeks musical guests were bad (Vultures should be a lot better than it sounded to me). What is up with them barely using the featured girls? I know a lot of people complain about it on here and it's true. <p> They have these chicks in about 3-4 skits and they are most time non/barely speaking roles. and then you have the overused Wiig all night long. I will not even comment on Freds "courtroom reporter" skit from last week. It's sad when they should use Scared Straight every week just so you know there would be something really funny. I would rather have 10 "Whats up with that" skits in a row than this horrible crap...and that's not saying a lot. <p> Atrocious

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Was Danny Trejo the drummer for Crooked Vultures?

    by BurnHollywood

    Must be a MACHETE tie-in...<p> And that was the funniest I've seen Andy Samberg in some time...I think "Ranting Rahm" should be a weekly installment...<p> And if I was Dave Grohl, I'd get me two heaping handfuls of Abby on the way out. He's been around, he's earned it...and the man can rock a sweet silver pony tail. Chicks dig that.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Were they all coked out of their minds for Weekend Update?

    by beastie

    Even Hader, who never breaks character, cracked up. He even scratched his nose a few times. I think, only Sandberg didn't laugh.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Superman with the Stormtrooper.....

    by jaysin420

    really was awesome.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    A perfect example of why SNL sucks and how Lorne has lost his ed

    by KazamaSmokers

    Back in the day they would never have done Ollie North in a sketch without taking shots at him and exposing him as the traitorous cretin that he is. These days? Pfft. Nothing. They just let it go.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    SNL needs Madtv back...

    by jaysin420

    (madtv was awful) but at least snl had a reason to try back then.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Ashton Kutcher puts the douche in douchebag

    by Kal Reeve

    Can any more really be said about the guy? <p> The fact that this guy has such widespread exposure is a national disgrace.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:37 p.m. CST

    No death by chocolate ads?

    by Series7


  • That was fucking classic... that's the kind of shit that comes out of left field on this show that I love. I liked the idea that they're a bunch of old guys, but they're a bunch of old guys who came of age during PUNK so they act like animals onstage and are actually more dangerous than the shit they play today. Am I the only one who thought that was a blast of old-time edgy SNL?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Herc stop pimping this shit show

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    SNL not funny anymore??

    by slappy jones

    ..when has it ever been? it has always been its 4000 years on the air has there ever been an episode where a sketch hasn't dragged out to a painfully unfunny point. it has had funny sketches sure from time to time but the show has always been pretty awful. go watch the first season and just randomly select a scene. I bet you anything you land on a dud. they are hitting after 5674 years 90-10 percent good sketch to dud sketch ratio. during the last election everyone was going nuts about SNL coverage. All they had was tina fey looking like palin. that was the entire joke. they say nothing. the show is awful. alwasy has been always will be.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    SNL not funny anymore??

    by slappy jones

    ..when has it ever been? it has always been its 4000 years on the air has there ever been an episode where a sketch hasn't dragged out to a painfully unfunny point. it has had funny sketches sure from time to time but the show has always been pretty awful. go watch the first season and just randomly select a scene. I bet you anything you land on a dud. they are hitting after 5674 years 90-10 percent good sketch to dud sketch ratio. during the last election everyone was going nuts about SNL coverage. All they had was tina fey looking like palin. that was the entire joke. they say nothing. the show is awful. alwasy has been always will be.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    I enjoyed the two previous episodes

    by Bass Ackwards

    Weaver and Hamm episodes had some genuine laughs. Last nights episode was terrible though. Oh well, bad host = bad show, simple enough formula.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Much better shows have gotten axed

    by Powerring

    SNL is of no comedic or entertainment value. Fire the cast, fire the writers and start over. The show is actually painfully bad.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Attractive Blond Lady

    by Thrillhouse77

    should show up in every SNL episode... Mmmm...Abby...

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 1:11 a.m. CST


    by MrBlackJackBauer

    test <p> test

  • Feb. 9, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    Seriously, though.

    by fiester

    What is Burn Notice?