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Ab-Lad to play STRETCH ARMSTRONG!!!

Hey folks, Harry here with news on the latest HASBRO toy line to stretch its way towards feature film production. This time - the Academy Award winning producer of A BEAUTIFUL MIND is turning his high brow aesthetic towards one of my favorite childhood toys that never really needed to be anything other than a toy... I'm talking of course about STRETCH ARMSTRONG. And what blonde muscular tan guy did they cast as the personality-less toy of olde? TAYLOR LAUTNER. If they bleach his hair, I'll laugh for about half a year of trailers before watching the film knowing that it will mostly likely be... whatever a STRETCH ARMSTRONG movie can be. Oh... and naturally, the film is going to be 3D. Ahem. This according to the Finke at Deadline!

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  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    You know, for girls.

    by Julius Dithers

    Stretch Armstrong? Jesus.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    I had that toy

    by Chuck_Chuckwalla

    It was fun for like 2 seconds.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Run for your lives

    by Rogue Trooper

    It's a rubbish film based on a rubbish toy. Surely this heralds the apocalypse.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    hahahaha unreal.

    by TheDark0Knight

    hollywood is fucking hilarious.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Nonsense

    by Rogue Trooper

    I mean really, who gives a fuck?

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    I never ever type this as an expression...

    by Roketopunch

    LOL! Really... HAHAHAHA. This is pure comic disastrous gold.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    I never ever type this as an expression...

    by Roketopunch

    LOL! Really... HAHAHAHA. This is pure comic disastrous gold.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    I never ever type this as an expression...

    by Roketopunch

    LOL! Really... HAHAHAHA. This is pure comic disastrous gold.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    I never ever type this as an expression...

    by Roketopunch

    LOL! Really... HAHAHAHA. This is pure comic disastrous gold.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    Speechless.

    by dark-knight02

    Does anyone really think anyone cares at all about stretch armstrong? And if you leave taylor out in the sun all day and then stretch him, does black goo come seeping out?

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    OH FOR FUCK SAKES!!!!

    by FilmGuy125

    What's next? And wasn't this supposed to be made in the 90's??

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    I'd stretch myself a few more inches of forehead...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that kid looks half Neanderthal.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    DF

    by Potsy

    This is the dumbest goddamn idea for a movie I've ever heard. It'll probably make billions. Fuck 'em all.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    What the?

    by ackack

    Will this come out the same weekend as Hong Kong Phooey? If so, we're doomed.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    I call my dick Armstrong

    by MacReady452

    Then I yell, "Stretch, Armstrong, Stretch!"<p>Sometimes there is crying involved.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    ...they need a believable origin story.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    ...vaginal soft tissue is by far the most elastic part of...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...of the human body...the vagina is remarkably elastic and stretches to many times its normal diameter during vaginal birth.<P>Obviously the origin story must involve one or more vaginas, a sudden burst of powerful radiation of some sort, and this guy.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    Hasbro and Films are 2 words that should not

    by Plasticized

    appear in the same sentence. Anyway, as long as this douche is kept busy making films I don't want to see I'm ambivalent, he can do whatever he wants. But Lautner seriously needs to fire his agent.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Another reason his agent/mgmt are assholes is the way

    by Plasticized

    they cooked up the story about him having native american ancestry to justify his Twilight role, and appease the naysayers. That shit is just shameful.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    by Jamie McBain

    For the love of god, please let this be a cruel early April Fool's Day joke.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    How much of a stretch would a DVD column be?

    by SoylentMean

    Expectation wise, are we talking sometime this fiscal quarter? Or is it just completely out of reach for Harry?

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Sit and Spin the movie!

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Something tells me the box office on this one...

    by Jarek

    ...will only stretch into next week.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Wait....

    by Anna Valerious

    Wasn't he supposed to be in "Max Steel"? And when this film was initially making the rounds in the '90s, weren't much older actors like Danny Devito and Tim Allen considered? Though that might have been the Cap Toys version, not the Kenner version where he battled monsters. And if you are curious to see what Taylor looks like blonde- http://tinyurl.com/ybvleut

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    Fuck This, I'm Reading a Book.

    by DOGSOUP

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Yeah this will be great. What would be greater? A DVD COLUMN

    by D.Vader

    Good lord, what the fuck Harry...

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    I'm telling you about the DVD column

    by Six Demon Bag

    Harry gets a percentage of the sales so if he delays the column until the prices rise from the sale price Harry gets more money to buy sIdeshow collectibles....

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    JUMPING CHRIST, FLICKAPOO.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Thanks for the fucking anatomy lesson. <P> HOLY SHIT. I'm on here for 10 seconds, and my eyeballs are raped. <P> GODDAM IT.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    I think he learned that fro

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    OK... what's wrong with Hollywood, #12.

    by ScaryWaitress

    They take a hot young actor, and squeeze him like a sausage into any role they can. His agent is ALL FOR it, because he knows the kid is a talentless hack... hell, the kid's own mother is saying, "DO IT! IT'S REAL MONEY!" <P> Ten months later, said kid is working at a 7-11 in Peoria.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    I think flick learned that from you know where

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    EssDub

    by Six Demon Bag

    Don't talk that way bout sharkboy!!!

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Ahh peoria

    by Six Demon Bag

    That's near Bronson Missouri ain't it?

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Charles Bronson, Missouri?

    by DOGSOUP

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Hey ma how bout some cookies?

    by Six Demon Bag

    This ain't over.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    by MikeTheSpike

    Anyone else have one of these things break and spill out? Very messy.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:28 p.m. CST

    Can we all agree the apocalypse is coming now?

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:29 p.m. CST

    Stretch Armstrong is a Plastic Man rip off

    by TommyWiseauIsGod

    WarnerBros should sue Hasbro. Just sayin'

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    But will it play in Peoria?

    by D.Vader

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Peoria???????

    by TommyWiseauIsGod

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Bronson Missouri?

    by D.Vader

    NO DICE.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Fuck This, it's Plastic Man!

    by slicer

    Why don't they just do a Plastic Man movie? I'm sure it would be 100x better!

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Just looked up Lautner on IMDB

    by TommyWiseauIsGod

    Robert Rodriguez, an AICN friend, cast Taylor Lautner as the lead in one his films. Robert Rodriguez has lost all credibility in my opinion.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Rodriguez lost credibility in my eyes when...

    by D.Vader

    He cheated on his wife with Rose McGowan. <p> And then AGAIN when he cast crackwhore/fuckup Lindsay Lohan in his new movie. She'd NEVER had said yes in previous years. Its only bc she's so damn desperate for drug money that she's in his film.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:47 p.m. CST

    What the fuck is a candy car? Is it like an ice cream truck?

    by SoylentMean

    Answer the question loserguy3000!

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    AICN staff, hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    by TommyWiseauIsGod

    I am banned again, for the millionth time, you will never know who I am, I am someone you know, someone you've met, I am everyone, I am life, I am death, you will never get rid of me, i will change my username a thousand times forever and you will never catch me, as long as you continue to promote crappy movies like this and Frozen, From Paris With Love, Kick Ass

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    This is greart news!

    by daggor

    The film will fall flat on its face, and take cross-eyes down the crapper with it!

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:53 p.m. CST

    Why does TommyWiseauIsGod think he's banned?

    by D.Vader

    I still see all his posts.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    D.Vader... TommyWiseau is a new name, I think.

    by ScaryWaitress

    He's a humorless little fucker, though, apparently.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 11 p.m. CST

    Rodrigues lost credibility by nailing ROSE MCGOWAN???

    by ScaryWaitress

    Shit, man. I'm happily married, but if I found out my husband was nailing Rose McGowan, the only way I'd be pissed is if he didn't get me in on that action. <P> For the record: I'm straight. But she is creamy delight. Ain't NO ONE not hip to that.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 11:03 p.m. CST

    Its not Rose McGowan that upset me

    by D.Vader

    Its the cheating on his wife of so many years with whom he's had so many kids with and whom has produced all his movies that rubbed me the wrong way.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    What A Fool, Hes On Fire Right Now, And He Agrees To This?

    by Crow3711

    That kid needs to learn to use a bit of his leverage here. There is no way they pitched him this and he was all about it. He's being forced into this, and he needs to say no. Something this insanely terrible could literally ruin his career. Stand up for yourself. I mean, I still think your kind of a douche, but kudos to you for being so incredibly popular right now. Don't ruin that making a movie that nerds dont give a fuck about, girls will be UTTERLY uninterested in seeing you in,and that the general public will just see "a movie based on my kids toy? no thanks" I can't picture a single situation in which this doesn't fail horribly. Unless its literally 90 minutes of him stretching so far that his shirt rips off in every single scene, I can't see even girls going to see this. He's already got the girls, he needs to find a movie that will get him some cred with guys. Twilight and Valentines Day arent gonna cut it. Hunk of the moment? Sure. But you need to prove to the people on this site you deserve to be in an actually good movie. I don't think that will ever happen after this

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 11:10 p.m. CST

    It is Branson, Missouri

    by MrLongbaugh

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Hopefully this means Spider-man is safe

    by krabklaw

    I was really worried about this little freakazoid being cast as Peter Parker, but I don't think that will happen now.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    Memo to Taylor Lautner: Fire your fucking agents!

    by Rev. Slappy

    Fucking agents, they just suck kids like this dry, they have no concept of developing career longevity.

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 11:52 p.m. CST

    We gladly sacrifice the Stretch Armstrong property...

    by JonQuixote

    ...in exchange for the death of this bopper's career.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    But will he have JELLY for blood???

    by Triple_J_72

    He's gotta have that cool red gelatin for blood, just like the action figure, or else... no go.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    good. casting himself into irrelevancy.

    by alice133

    try to step up the pace plz.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    AICN, you cant ban me

    by PeanutButterSlut

    Yes, I will always change a billion times over my user name, I mean I have so many condiments to chose from..........

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 2:53 a.m. CST

    I'm gonna write Twilight for boys

    by Adelai Niska

    A boring male teen discovers that for some random reason, the entire cheerleading squad is, like, super hot for him. Only by romancing them at their weekly bikini carwashes can this boy find out which cheerleader possesses the ability to kill the totally kick-ass dragon that recently started terrorizing their sleepy town. But then he realizes that it is HE who must kick dragon ass, and can only do so after bedding each cheerleader in turn.

  • And for many of us, that was our first sex ed class!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 3:01 a.m. CST

    naturally, the film is going to be 3D"

    by Bruce of all Trades

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 3:01 a.m. CST

    "naturally, the film is going to be 3D"

    by Bruce of all Trades

    I'm so glad James Cameron brought mankind this beautiful gimmick... uh, I mean piece of technology.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 3:02 a.m. CST

    Guest star super strech peniis!!!

    by DickBallsworth

    These toy mayke many boys turn into a gay... THIS MOVEIS WILL MAKE MILIION OF DOLAR!!!1

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 3:44 a.m. CST

    Worst written "news" bulletin of the decade

    by _Palmer_Eldritch

    Sorry, Harry, you were never a great writer, but you've just hit a new low.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:52 a.m. CST

    I'm glad I grew up in a time where...

    by alienindisguise

    even movies that pandered to kids were cool and not the unoriginal stupid ass shit like this is. Pull your head out of your ass hollywood morons!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:09 a.m. CST

    Is this really that surprising?

    by beane2099

    With Battleship and ViewMaster movies already on the horizon, why not Stretch Armstrong? I'm sure M.U.S.C.L.E.M.E.N. and Slinky will get flicks too. Truthfully if you give any property a passable director and a massive budget it'll bank. And I hate to admit it, but if I'm still in school workin' at the movie theater when this comes out I'll give it a gander. I won't pay for though. I'm dumb but I aint that dumb.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Adelai Niska

    by David Cloverfield

    When I was a teen, I would've been all over that. Shit, now I shouldn't judge the moronic twighlight fans. I still will, but I shouldn't.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Adelai Niska

    by beane2099

    I would buy that series. Cheerleaders, bikinis, and dragons? I'm prebuying my movie tickets for the adaptation.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:29 a.m. CST

    by REDD

    I can't wait to see the porn version...the won't even have to change the title...hey-oh!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    game over YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

    by The_Crimson_King

    http://tinyurl.com/ynwest Lauter should say goodbye to his career, not that he ever had any talent to begin with

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    There's a Bronson Missouri too

    by Six Demon Bag

    On the simpsons and everyone looks and talks like chuck Bronson....<p>this is a movie geek site right?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:36 a.m. CST

    There is indeed a Bronson Missouri.

    by imagegod

    I'm going down to Emmet's Fix it... to 'fix' Emmet.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    They Should Really Ramp Up The Homoeroticism

    by LaserPants

    Tween gay demographic??

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    They might as well just do a Mr. Fantastic movie

    by Johnno

    Or Plastic Man... Or go for broke with a Plastic Man Vs. Reed Richards the Mr. Fantastic Vs. Stretch Armstrong with a cameo appearance by Street Fighter's Dahlsim... They can call it 'The Expandables'!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Second memo to Taylor: go to fucking college.

    by Rev. Slappy

    Your agents won't want you to do it, but if you are at all interested in the craft of acting and having a real career as any kind of an artist you should go to college. The best kid actors who have transitioned into good adult actors (Jodie Foster, Anne Hathaway, Natalie Portman) have all gone to college -- good schools too. Get an education! Your agents will hate it, but to them you are just a number (as Ari Gold once said). They want to make as much bank off you as they can while they can.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Stretch Monster was coolest? What's a taylor launter?

    by picardsucks

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 1:04 p.m. CST

    3D Stretch=

    by veebeeyes

    90 minutes of Stretch sticking his arms out at the audience.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    ^his arms if we're lucky

    by Meadowe

    ;)

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST

    This is cool news

    by ebonic_plague

    At least this means he's not going to be miscast as Spider-man or anyone else, right? I feel sorry for the Stretch-Hards (or whoever's childhood is being raped here) but I think I'm ok with the ab-wolf as SAINO. As long as AICN doesn't pretend we actually care about this movie as anything but a rodeo clown to distract bad ideas and actors from harming actual movies.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    i'm writing this goddamn script

    by ieatgarbage

    i have a few good ideas. flickapoo was headed in the direction this film needs to go. but it's gonna be divided up into five non sequential chapters. the first of course being "crowning achievement". if the suits play this right (and this is what made stretch armstrong such a viable and fun toy product for children) the film will be an exploration of normative sexual values, gender and post gender theory and what it means to be/ possess a body. <p> a treatsie on pain and the suffering of others is implicit in the material. "regarding the pain of others" by sontag, and scarry's "the body in pain". <p> hasbro was cutting edge in the early 90s. I hope they continue!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    also, i think the film should

    by ieatgarbage

    open with a quote of some kind. maybe this: <p> "excess is a reproach only against those who have no right to it: and almost all the passions have been brought into ill repute on account of those who were not sufficiently strong to employ them" <p>--the old hollywood standby, nietzsche. <p> throw his name up before the film and you have a winner. eg, BUFFALO SOLDIERS. Or the KING OF KONG....no wait that was William S. Burroughs. <p> well imagine if BUFFALO SOLDIERS had sex with KING OF KONG...then maybe we can begin to approximate what this flick will resemble. My only hope is that Taylor Laughter will be able to channel Billy Mitchell's spirit animal, the Prussian Sphinx--subtley mystery taut sexuality are a must here. STRETCH is a character at Odds with himself...and the decadence of his passions and his appendages. This should be golden.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Taylor Lautner as a blond...

    by Darth Mulder

    ...will be about as convincing as Jessica Alba was in Fantastic Four. Also, I wonder if Stretch Monster will be in this.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 2:20 p.m. CST

    FANTASTIC!

    by Immortal_Fish

    One superhero cred to his name means that assuming the guise of Parker is less likely to be within his grasp. I'd still HATE to see Effron get the nod, yet of them all... it is he amongst the cabbage patch crowd that is most worthy. What a shame that Elijah Wood is too old.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 2:22 p.m. CST

    Seems like the perfect Michael Bay project...

    by Darth_Inedible

    ONE MAN, BETRAYED BY THOSE HE TRUSTED THE MOST, ABUSED BY THE GOVERNMENT HE SWORE TO DEFEND... CAPTAIN JAMES ARMSTRONG EMERGED FROM AREA 51'S TOP-SECRET PROJECT F.L.E.X. WITH BRONZED, BULGING MUSCLES, BLEACHED PLATINUM HAIR AND A COCK THAT COULD STRETCH FOR TWO BLOCKS...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Just so long as he stays away from Superman...

    by UltimaRex

    Everything else is groovy gravy. Seriously, Some kind of announcement is coming and I don't want him anywhere near it.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 4:10 p.m. CST

    My older brother...

    by Bubba Gillman

    ...once talked me into punching my Stretch Armstrong with all my might. Being young and impressionable, and thinking it would be like punching jelly, I did it. It was like punching concrete.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Oscar bait

    by SlimButNotreally

    obviously im joking

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 4:44 p.m. CST

    The stock in rubber dildos is going to explode

    by jsscript2007

    no pun intended

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    greatest trailer ever

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    http://www.freakshowentertainment.com/FSE/RunBitchRunTrailer.html

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    and the next toy to be made into a movie....

    by SonOfAragorn

    Enough already, can't anyone write a decent NEW script?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    *Bammf*

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:46 p.m. CST

    48063rd

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST

    No one here will understand my Baloo jokes.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:48 p.m. CST

    You think Hanks will ever get that

    by Subtitles_Off

    Major Matt Mason movie on the screen?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:48 p.m. CST

    We'll all be here soon...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Bless the resurrected Baloo...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Something fucked up with the teleporter?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Who will play Peppermint Patty?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I say Megan Fox.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Did he Seriously try, Subs????

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I would SOOOOO watch a Major Matt Mason Movie in CamTech®...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST

    He owns the rights, last I heard, Cheeses.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:52 p.m. CST

    As long as he doesn't make it all Buzz Lightyearish..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'd be cool wit it...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Yack has a theory that

    by Subtitles_Off

    JettL1993 is a PBer incognito.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Seri-UP-ously®!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sixies insisted we Bamf, and then he leaves us hanging. <P>Do you see a fly buzzing around?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    What is the pedalback now...???

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Mission Impossible with rubber faces on every operative...???<p>If I WERE Jettl1993 I wouldn't admit it to anybody...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    I draw the line at Lite-Brite®: The Movie.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    I don't buy it, Subs

    by Stabby

    Now that we're not incognito anymore people are gonna blame us for everything.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:57 p.m. CST

    But, it is a good idea

    by Stabby

    to create annoying TB characters to fuck with people.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    View-Master® 3D!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Raping eyes and changing the game again.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    So we're here now?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    It was those Damn Pedalbackers, again!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    We dropped the refresh rates and they just keep jumping to new threads that would have died out instantly anyway...<p>WHAT ARE THEY!!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Stabby, it would be right up 'moose's alley.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Subs, that Baloo shit is gold. I approve.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I prefer "an irreversible Baloo", but "a permanent Baloo" is pretty good. <P> Are we still confessing things?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    I would love to see a Ben Stiller/Will Ferrell SA movie

    by Stabby

    the stupider the better.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Well, we are, but

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sixies hasn't quite made it official yet.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    I would go incognito if I had the time

    by YackBacker

    I absolutely would, but no, I am not JettL

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Hi, Scary Babe...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I think I met you a while back...<p>How're the ovaries hanging?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    Confession is good for the soul, EssDub.

    by Subtitles_Off

    If you have something to get off your uber-boobies.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    I would like to confess that

    by YackBacker

    I love cookies. I'm going out to buy some right now, actually.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST

    I don't think 'moose is underscore

    by Stabby

    nor Jett

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    It's über-boobies. Get it right.

    by ScaryWaitress

    The inflection is key.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:02 p.m. CST

    I tried to correct them, EssDub,

    by Subtitles_Off

    on the "women are whores" thing. They're dudes. They don't know how to talk around ladies. lack of experience, maybe? Flick should know better. He's got a dd, after all.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    I'm a PC.

    by Subtitles_Off

    PC's don't do ümlauts, or whatever those are.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    I raised 3 kids to become sucessful, productive adults...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    And I did it all without the internet...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    OK, so when I was an altar girl in my church...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...Episcopalian, if you're wondering- I stole a couple packs a week of the wafers for Communion, and my sister and I would eat them like crackers when we got home. We did it for months. <P> Good thing I'm an ex-Christian, or the retribution for that might really scare me. <P> Hi Cheeses! Long time no type at! The ovaries dangle daintily, thank you. How's your penis?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Oh and Julius? GIRLS LIKE REAL MEN.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Watch that "for girls" shit, buddy.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Where DEƒUCK® is Sixies?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Or Flick?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Did Cobra permanently get stuck in MommyBoard?

    by Stabby

    Did we lose a PBer?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Stabby, 'moose is deffy Underscore,

    by Subtitles_Off

    but tonight's appearance was as close as we'll ever get to a confession.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Subs, I noticed that... you're excluded

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...from my rebuke.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    My penis doesn't get as much work as it used to, Scary...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    It's in semi-retirement these days...All those years in and out of dark sexually radioactive caves have left him weak...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Shit, I think we lost them... or, it's dinner-time.

    by ScaryWaitress

    On the East Coast, anyway. I have a chicken in the oven, myself. <P> No, that is not innuendo. I really am roasting a chicken.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Bitches leave

    by Six Demon Bag

    ***PBers excluded

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Scary

    by Stabby

    You're going to Hell. Those wafers hold powerful magic. Oh, wait you're Episcopalian. Don't worry. You're good!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Well, Cheeses, you know what they say

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...about fooling around with chicks that glow in the dark. You should have known better.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:11 p.m. CST

    I was managing a Kinko's in college, and I

    by Subtitles_Off

    watched my employee fighting with a co-ed at the counter over her precious resume. He was trying to hold it, and, to his credit, he was doing a good job - missy was a right expletive. So, he turns to me and says, "This chick at the counter..." Well, I see her face, so I know she heard him, and I put on my best manager voice and correct him, "First of all, the young woman is not a chick..." Man, I could've wiped my ass with that resume after that. I was aces with missy. I had to explain it to the fraternity dope three times, though.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Can you still go to Hell if you don't believe it's there?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Did you ever make Christ Chex®...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    From crumbled Communion Wafers and graham crackers...<p>MMMMmmmm...that's good eatin'...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    There he is. Hiya Sixies.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Now, we're waiting for Flick.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    I'm not scared of going to Hell...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    It's not like I won't know anybody...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Nah, Cheeses. We just popped those babies

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...like Cheez-Its.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Yes!

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Did you at least sprinkle a little salt

    by Subtitles_Off

    or some garlic powder or something on them? The inside of your mouth, empty, has more taste in it than stuffed with Communion Wafers.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    Christian girls gotta eat....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Cock

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    STABBY!

    by Subtitles_Off

    My eyes are laughed dry, dammit!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    IT HURTS!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    ...because you can't succubus and complain...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...at the same time.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    I'm just glad it landed in the right place

    by Stabby

    Fate. God's work.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Howdy, Flick!

    by Subtitles_Off

    What took you so long? Bed-time for Toddlerapoo?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    The best part of a blowjob, Flick?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    the five minutes of silence...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:25 p.m. CST

    And God looked at his work, at what he had made and said

    by Stabby

    'May Subby laugh, tearless.'

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    See, I would have went with 'You can't suck dick...

    by Stabby

    and eat gefilte fish at the same time.'

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    ..gefilte fish... HHHHHAAAAA!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Only on High Holy Days...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    ...yup. Five books, lights out...then...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...On Top Of Spaghetti, C Is For Cookie, You Are My Sunshine, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and finally...the coup de gras...The A B C Song.<P>Daddy wins.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    ...dude, I'd rather suck dick than eat gefilte fish.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    10th beer alert...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Five books and five songs?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Daddy's wrapped around somebody's finger.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:33 p.m. CST

    ...although my mom's people eat lutefisk...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it's probably worse.<P>Like a bowl of warm semen with melted butter on top.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    My dad's people eat charnina.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Google it. It's disgusting. It's black.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Flick, when my daughter was that age...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    we had Teddy Ruxpin to do all that for us...<p>There HAVE to be computer programs that will tuck your children into bed by now...<p> Get with the times, daddy-momma...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Yum, buttery semen, she said.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    ...I just google imaged "charnina" and all I got were...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...hot chicks.<P>Sometimes I love the internet.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    ...Teddy Ruxpin scares ME. I can't imagine what...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that pedobear would do to a two year old.<P>No sir, I don't like it.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    ...DUCK BLOOD SOUP!...bleerp.....glerble....

    by FlickaPoo

    ...PUKE...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    What I meant to say was I thought the cop was a prostitute

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:42 p.m. CST

    ...learn all about charnina...

    by FlickaPoo

    http://tinyurl.com/ylngkj5

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:44 p.m. CST

    I

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    ...THIRST, or ASSASSINATION OF A HIGH SCHOOL...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...PRESIDENT tonight?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    I have the DVD of goodnight moon and other lullabys

    by Six Demon Bag

    Susan surandon reads goodnight moon and Aaron Neville does Brahms lullaby--- like a warm blanket....<p>they play it on HBO all the time

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    ...for a second I thought you meant Good Night Moon...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the Shivaree song.<P> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRqUONe_aAI

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:49 p.m. CST

    Salt, schmalt. Anyway, it wasn't about the flavor.

    by ScaryWaitress

    It was all in the texture. Crisp little fuckers that melt in your mouth. <P> Oh, and the fact that they were stolen made them taste better.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    That songs on the kill bill soundtrack

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    Darko...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Depends...How much have YOU have to drink?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Read up on the tb

    by Six Demon Bag

    Some clowns think this film is a GOOD idea

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    What's the over/under darko

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8 p.m. CST

    Cognac huh?

    by Six Demon Bag

    Lemme put my robe on...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    ...cognac drinker...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...good man.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:01 p.m. CST

    THIRST, Flick. Good Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    I want the opening of stretch Armstrong...

    by Six Demon Bag

    To be like from Russia with love...where another"stretch" is stretched too fukken far and he breaks and all that rubbery ooze comes out and they have to clean him up.... Opening credits. Start film. <p>I expect my check in the mail Grazer!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    Darkocity,

    by Subtitles_Off

    most times, none of us can crack our dialogue.<P>Uncrackable.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Your dialogue's uncrackable,

    by Subtitles_Off

    Respect for wimmen's whackable,<P>Your rapier wit retractable,<P>Then you is Pedalbackable.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Cognac?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I have a lot of African-American friends who LOVE that stuff...<p>I, myself, prefer Crown Royale...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:07 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Flick. Dark, black, duck's blood soup.

    by Subtitles_Off

    My grandma would put prunes in it. You know, to make it go down nicer.<P>She put a bowl of that in front of me, once. That was the first and only time my grandma heard me say "fuck."

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    ...hey, we need a cook around here.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    I'm a chivas man myself...

    by Six Demon Bag

    They suckered me in with their holiday packages

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    I'm culinary.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Darkocity will fit right in.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Pull up a chair.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    i'm always late to the the Pedalback Hopping Committee

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Gawdamn

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Chivis always tastes more Scotch...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    than Bourbon...Crown is a perfect blend, IMHO...<p>But then, I also prefer Jim Beam over Jack Daniels...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Damn Flux Capacitor needs more garbage

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    I guess you guys got the new iFlux Capacitor. My thing still has the giant yellow vein things.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    The iFlux Capacitor...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    HHHHAAAAA!!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    Favorite Stretch Armstrong joke of this TB so far

    by Subtitles_Off

    MacReady452<P>http://tinyurl.com/ycszfgf

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Darkoman...Your opinion...Women...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Whores or not whores?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    "Bitches leave- PBers excluded"

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    You heard sixy, that was a Picardian command.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Howdy Scorps!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Darkocity's making some soup.<P>I made up a new euphemism for death.<P>Cheeses is on beer #13 by now.<P>Flick and Sixies have been singing lullabies.<P>EssDub is eating a chicken.<P>And Stabby has jacked me up until I've laughed all my tears out.<P>You're all caught up.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Yeah some dipshit tried to get krunk with me <p>re:Bronson, miss

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    See? Un-fucking-crackable.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Subs, agreed...Mac452 needs an internet medal...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Oh, Scorps, Yack's around here somewhere, too,

    by Subtitles_Off

    but he's not incognito because he doesn't have time for it.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Only 12, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm pacing myself...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    Hello subs!

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    I guess i'm about to go to the supermarket but alas...... French Connection is about to start on TCM. Oh well life is full of small challenges, it's either choice french heroine or food.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Them Crooked Vultures on TV tonight.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I wish I could time it out to avoid all the rest of the SNL suckage and tune in just when they're playing.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Darkman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Then that includes all of them...<p>Except your mom...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    Scorps, you need a DVR.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You run your TV. Your TV does not run you.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Darko, you'll learn,

    by Subtitles_Off

    Cheeses is full of it. He believes all the shit he types but only half the time.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Scorpio's Calls gotta eat...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Musical acts are usually on 30 mins in.

    by Six Demon Bag

    And 20 mins before end...does that sound right guys

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, the IFlux Capacitor was more fluxier

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    The triangle was sleaker, and the yellow liquid flowing up and down inside it was faster, which of course as you know, the triangle physique opens up the time gateway as per Einstein's theories. And the liquid is another thing.... which leads to time travel!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    I drank half of the good beer I wanted to have for myself tomorr

    by Subtitles_Off

    And, I'm too bleery-eyed - and the roads are still too icy - for me to go out and get more. I hope some of my guests do the right thing and bring some to share.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    OK, Darko is in in my book. Cheeses, however...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...YOU'RE ON NOTICE.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    UPDATE: I have eaten enough chicken.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    That is exactly why I fear most about snow/ice storms...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Being cut off from beer dispensers...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Ashton Kutcher's the host?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that! I'll just play the CD and applaud between tracks.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    It's Drunk Night on the Pedalback of Love

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Cheese, sixy, subs, drunk of their rockers, tomorrow cereal with gin.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Hey Subs... what is "good beer"?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Me, I like my fruits fermented and my grains baked.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Switching from Riesling to Champagne in 3...2...1...

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    ...I'm still all sentimental on the "whores" issue...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I blame being exposed to Tolkien and Arthurian legends at the age of four.<P>And I was a pretty kid too...god, the sticky aromatic trouble I could have gotten into had I only been less chivalrous...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    EssDub, the key

    by Subtitles_Off

    to putting Cheeses ON NOTICE is to do so without letting him know it.<P>I put him ON NOTICE RE:[deleted] a month and a half ago, and he's been rubbing my nose in that stinky ever since.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Sierra Nevada Porter.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Very good beer.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Can't wait for the inevitable Oscar talkback

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Kate Winslet looked like a young Harrison Ford last time.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Scorps, I've been drunk two days straight, and I haven't pissed

    by Subtitles_Off

    anybody off. I've been cutting myself off before I get cunty-drunk.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    Well Subs

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    It would be instead 'you run your VHS, your VHS doesn't run you'. But then i need a 2nd tv to hook up the cables.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:37 p.m. CST

    Seri-UP-ously®!

    by Subtitles_Off

    What has Ashton Kutcher done in 15 years that makes him eligible to host SNL?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    VHS, Scorps?

    by Subtitles_Off

    It hasn't been The 80s for thirty years now.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    ...Mac452 is funny a lot. Meanwhile, I've been slipping...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I've been blowing all my good material in here with you guys.<P>I've got a reputation for fuck's sake...I crave the big stage and the bright lights...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    Excuse moi?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Blowing?<P>The Pedalback is not big enough a stage?<P>Flick, you wound. <P>I am wounded.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    "I've been drunk two days straight, and I haven't pissed..":

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Great bladder control, Pissy McPisster...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST

    You may as well have taken my heart

    by Subtitles_Off

    and Balooed it into soup.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:44 p.m. CST

    ...Ashton Kutcher is good at sketch comedy...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it's usually not the best actors who kill on SNL. Young Master Timberlake, The Rock, and Peyton Manning have been some of the recent best.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Ashtons in that new love actually remake

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Flick!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    You Balooed Subs!!!<p>Bring him back in under 2 minutes, man, or I will hate you forever, like I do my cousins...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    I'll take your word.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I refuse to watch it.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    Subs... that "Mean Girls" strategy doesn't work.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I tried that with that fuckwad Jaka... he was too dumb to get it. <P> It's better if he knows. I only do that sneaky mean shit when I really AM pissed.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    I'm actually tearing up here, man...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, Balooed=killed. Not wounded.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Get it right.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Shere Khan gets a flaming stick up his ass in one...

    by Subtitles_Off

    two...<P>three...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Subs, dude... did you not like That 70's Show?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    ...I was a proud independent Subs...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...with a reputation carved with my own two sinewy and calloused hands.<P>Now I can't quit you guys...in sickness and in health.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:49 p.m. CST

    What is this---flatliners?

    by Six Demon Bag

    I can be baloo'd for 2:30

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    Tonight's NCIS re-run on USA...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    involves a secret Marine Super Soldier Formula...<p>Marvel should sue...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    Irreversible Balooed = Killed.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Regular Balooed = Disney sentiment.<P>Cheeses is right. Regular Baloo can be revived within 2 minutes or after the vultures crack wise, whichever comes first.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    Yeah I've had probs with jaka in some scorebacks

    by Six Demon Bag

    Regarding zimmer

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    ...giv'em hell Darko.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    That 70s Show was alright.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Punk'd was sheer douchebaggery.<P>Watching Ashton hawk cameras is fucking worse than waterboarding.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    hey Jane Seymour, your jewelry is fugly.

    by ScaryWaitress

    * TOTALLY <P> * looks like a butt <P>

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    G'night Darko.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Good ta meetcha.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Thanks for having my back, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Women...? Hunh?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:54 p.m. CST

    Keep your heart open, and

    by Subtitles_Off

    a roll of extra soft Charmin nearby.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    No no no no no. That 70's Show was THE SHIT.

    by ScaryWaitress

    And Kutcher was a BRILLIANT flake-wit. <P> I know from experience, it actually takes a really smart person to play THAT dumb. Respect to the Kutch.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    It did seem like she was a little too eager to

    by Subtitles_Off

    Baloo me full-on and leave me as hyena meat.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    ...there was a time when I could hold my breath...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...underwater for over two minutes. I haven't tried it since, so technically I still can...even though that was fifteen years ago.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    Mila Kunis PLAYED dumb.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Ashton IS dumb.<P>And DAZED AND CONFUSED was a much better representation of The 70s.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    70s show had my girl

    by Six Demon Bag

    It's mila time!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    OK, you know what, Cheeses?

    by ScaryWaitress

    You're a mean drunk. <P> If you're just going to be a jerk, I'm going to the Cpt America TB. There are some whitebread nationalistic morons who need a smack-down... and I feel like beating something to a bloody pulp.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    been in development for years.

    by Gh0ulardi

    anyone remember when Robin Williams was gonna play Stretch???

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    ...I'm not going to tell you how old I was when I finally...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...realized that HAPPY DAYS wasn't really a show from the 50s...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    I saw a cruiser from American graffiti today

    by Six Demon Bag

    The yellow one

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Finally! A decade that was before my time!

    by Subtitles_Off

    HA!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    OK, am I missing a Baloo thread here?

    by ScaryWaitress

    'Cause I didn't leave anyone for dead. What I MEANT was, I thought you were tougher than that silly comment from Flick and was being dramatic. <P> Humph to this.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    I like Ashton...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He was my best friend in High School, metaphoricly speeking...All I am today is because of Ashton's iconic influence...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    EssDub, sister, I was being dramatic.

    by Subtitles_Off

    And Cheeses doesn't have a regular off switch.<P>We mean no harm.<P>Please forgive us.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    I blame the whole, stupid "all women" thing.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I told him to tone that shit down.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    ...I quoted marriage vows to Subby and he hasn't...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...even acknowledged it yet.<P>Fucking wedding vow words ...I'm not sure he realizes how much that costs a man.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Ergo...per 'Ashton's' teachings...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    All vagina packing women are whores...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    * I WAS being dramatic *

    by Subtitles_Off

    First typo correction. Always.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    I'd marry you, Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

    And, Cheeses, FUCK! I just tried to cover your ass. You're on your own, this time, Smooches.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Jesus, Cheeses.

    by ScaryWaitress

    [shaking head]

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    I love women, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I just recognize them for what they are...Just like I recognize that every male I meet is a control freak...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    No. I don't want to split up Toddlerapoo's

    by Subtitles_Off

    functioning parental nest.<P>Lettuce just yearn for each other from afar.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    You realize you have to be as pretty as Kutcher

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...to say that shit and get away with it, right? <P> Right?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    Neither gender is worth a shit...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, cut the crap, please.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm begging you. Type about [deleted] or something.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Subs.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Nice. <P> Real nice.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    I'm not pretty, but I AM charismatic...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    That counts for a lot on radio and TV...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Sorry...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Didn't know I was expected to tone it down for female visitation time...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    AVATAR WILL WIN BEST OSCAR. RIGHTFULLY.

    by ScaryWaitress

    HA! <P> [ScaryWaitress sits back with a large bowl of popcorn and a 44-oz Big Gulp of Moncuit Grand Cuvee Brut NV...]

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Subs an Scary sittin' in a tree...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    K.I.S.S.I.N.G....

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    Nice? What did I do?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm juggling what I can, here. <P>Seriously, feels like the skins are getting stretched as thin as Armstrong's. <P>We need to sing "Kumbaya"? It's not beyond me.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    Actually, Cheeses, your choice of handle alone...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...earns you a get-out-of-jail-free card. That is fucking CHOICE. <P> So whatevs. <P> We ARE all whores anyway. Look what I posted above... THAT is the act of a whore.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:18 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses has a get-out-of-jail-free card on account...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...of his upbringing. He gets to rape, pillage, and plunder for the rest of his life just to restore the balance...I should know.<P>We're lucky he's not a Unibomber or something.<P>Don't mess with tasty soft Cheeses.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    HORNER IS THE MOST ORIGINAL COMPOSER.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    Flick?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I need a hug.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    FLICKA! JINX!!!!!

    by ScaryWaitress

    Holy shit. WIERD.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    ...that was weird.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    ...mmmm. Tasty.

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...and soft.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    oh my god it's a bunch of old people

    by ieatgarbage

    who don't understand the cultural import of six pac abs. <p> twilight is a rejection of and rebellion against a society gone flabby from undue indulgence. <p> nothing signifies "restraint" better than a chiseled delicious young man body. <p> this kid is making a genius choice in taking the armstrong role and follows suit nicely with his twilight work. <p> the literal stretching of armstrong is another trope for the plight of the modern consumer and the artist--the desire nexus between the two creates an almost magnetic tension. the way the north pole causes our blood to spiral into a double felix.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    I appreciate misogynistic humor, but only if it's ironic...

    by anonymoose

    Because women and men should really, deep down be viewed as equals.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    ...you got it buddy.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    HOLY SHIT!!!! JINX AGAIN!!!!!

    by ScaryWaitress

    except the Champagne killed my inner spellcheck.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    HA! Lautner, genius, same sentence.

    by Subtitles_Off

    NEVER thought I'd see that.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:22 p.m. CST

    garbageman... please tell me you're kidding.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    I just think we should all stop fooling ourselves...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and recognize our weaknesses...<p>If a man has charisma he will reproduce, with the help of a gullible woman...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    'moose, all serious.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Nice, man.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    i could watch footage

    by ieatgarbage

    of this kid running through the woods for hours. haunted. beset by feelings. by EMOTIONS.<p> clearly, none of you have refined emotional palette to understand what compels a young man to remove his shirt and to run. <p> think Bacon, think Brando, think Lautner. Think!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    CAMERON IS A GREAT MAN, AND SEXY AS HELL

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    What does he know? He eats garbage, fer

    by Subtitles_Off

    FACK® sake.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    When will the greenlighting of toy/board game movies end?

    by anonymoose

    Stretch Armstrong? Really? Is Slinky next?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:25 p.m. CST

    OK, garbageman is beyond the pale.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Yeah, he's GOTTA be kidding.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Kid could teach irony lessons.<P>He's good.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:26 p.m. CST

    ..."double felix" !!?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I like it.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:27 p.m. CST

    'moose, Slinky® IS in development.

    by Subtitles_Off

    At Fox. Sure to be the next great example of CamTech®.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    Slinky...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    The Anna Nicole Smith Story...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    Easy Bake Oven, a film from the producers of 300

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:28 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, don't turn into this guy.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/5louzq

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:29 p.m. CST

    ...this kid does sound like one half of a "double Felix"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    EssDub

    by Subtitles_Off

    The thing was to get (him) to start typing about [deleted] so he'd stop typing {redacted}.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS IN 3-D...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...directed be Cameron. <P> With a score from Horner that sounds weirdly like Jaws blended with the Titanic...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    Flick, the hug was insufficient.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Is a quick reach-around totally out of the question?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Hey now

    by Six Demon Bag

    No talking bad bout horner...if any man gets a no jail card,it's him

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    BARRELL OF MONKEYS

    by Subtitles_Off

    This <P>summer<P>some<P>will<P>dangle<P>and<P>some<P>will<P>fall!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Jenga: The IMAX Experience

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    you've never heard of the double felix?

    by ieatgarbage

    IDIOT!.<p> it's only like what our DNA is made from. <p>moreover, I dare you to come up with a better casting choice than Lautner for stretch. <p> If you'd refer to my post earlier in the talkback you'd know that this film must be made. For the Children. For the sake of Film. for Our Spirits and Sense of Sovereign Indigestion and Nucleic Acids. <p> I didn't want to work myself into Stage 2 tizzy but you must understand. CINEMA is life. As Gotard, at 29 FPS, that's the way we watch ourselves watch ourselves to truly know ourselves.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Dick Masterton for President...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I love this guy!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    ...I'm barely tipsy Subs. Ask me again later...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...quite a bit later...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:35 p.m. CST

    With that said, I'm going to do some threadshitting/trolling...

    by anonymoose

    ...in Toddler. <P> You'll probably recognize some of my stuff. Stay tuned. <P> youbemom.com

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    One can only hope that Ryan Reynolds

    by ieatgarbage

    somehow becomes involved. If his Lips were a touch fuller he'd be a megawatt star--like Madonna or Viggo, who, BTW, I ran into last night at the club. <p> He was wearing the most redic! jacket ever. LMAO!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Women are only good for having kids.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Women trade sex for cars?

    by ScaryWaitress

    SHIT. You mean I DON'T need to be shelling out for this car payment? <P> Gaddamn it.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    That asshole looks exactly like my older brother did when he was

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    ANyway, he's wrong... I'd screw the ATM before him.

    by ScaryWaitress

    It's hotter. AND I'd do it for free.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:39 p.m. CST

    ...I want to correct you and say double "helix"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...but I like Felix better.<P>Carry on.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/ygw833a

    by anonymoose

    My handiwork.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    See you there, 'moose... see if you recognize me

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Women are also good for...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    ..dumping non-birth inducing sperm and saving tissue paper...Thus saving the environment...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    And just so you know I have credibility

    by ieatgarbage

    The best film I saw over the weekend was not DOUBT but THE LOVELY BONES (I sobbed). Then AVATAR-in IMAX (of course). And the HURT LOCKER was amazing. And DISTRICT 9 was amazing and BATMAN Nolan THE DARK KNIGHT was a million times better than that other movie I saw at around the same time which was also, If I remember Correctly, somewhat amazing...but just didn't have that special indefinable something that makes a movie super amazing.<p> Like that Child in the crowd at the end of BRAVEHEART. When my eyes met hers as I watched Mel die for Freedom, I understood something. I can't ever articulate what it was--but I knew. I knew, I knew!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    But, that said,

    by Subtitles_Off

    I wish he had taken a swing at that pompous fuck Dr. Phil.<P>The Oprahization of America is what has set Liberalism back 70 years.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    ...ieatgarbage = SexyBack?...good to see you...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...my friend!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    ieatgarbage, cool story, bro.

    by anonymoose

    You can love whatever you want. No judgments from me.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    **ducks behind the saloon bar**

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:45 p.m. CST

    BJ? Scary? That you?

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    ...never mind. I thought of SexyBack because of...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the Ryan Reynolds love.<P>I see I was wrong.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    Sixies, you're up late.

    by Subtitles_Off

    What's goin' on?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Nah, 'moose. BJ talk is silly.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I keep it to fighting elitists and Republicans, mostly. The sex talk is cheap. I'm not a whore, after all. <P> Shut up, Cheeses. Don't even type a response. <P> Just. Don't.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:52 p.m. CST

    I love playgrounds, Pixar,

    by ieatgarbage

    Dark, nearly empty movie theaters, snow days, shelving my DVD and VHS collection alphabetically (I'm saving up for BluRay LMAO!). I love Wednesday night, Comedy, young Dan Aykroyd, middle aged Danny Glover, old Kevin Nealon, old John Wayne, Religious Mel, Revenge Mel, Drunk Mel, Stephen Hawkings and the Search for Time Lost, I love Hot Wheels, Gremlins 2 Secret of the Oooze, I love Awesome and Amazing Foods like Peppermint Sticks and Xanax and McDonalds Milkshakes and Ken Burns documentaries in theory (though I don't have the attention span to get through them I like that he makes them and that people enjoy them apparently). <p> I dislike or am slightly put off by young men who don't exercise, who don't understand what it means to be with and without a diamond the size of the ocean, who do not understand the use of color. Old Hands Hold Young Pencils. <p>I love love love love KATHY BATE'S in MISERABLE, and GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN (a gem!)

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    i must go change a diaper

    by ieatgarbage

    goodnight my brothers. <p> I'll see you tomorrow or the next day or later tonight or tomorrow since I'm under House Arrest! <p> Major Bummer LMAO!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:56 p.m. CST

    'Bye garbage, you hairy troll.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Yeah, I said it. <P> What?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    ...well, that was refreshing.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Nothin.'

    by Subtitles_Off

    You just said, out loud, what we all were thinking.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    There's an ironic detachment, there,

    by Subtitles_Off

    I find seductive, but it is burdened by an overwhelming unfunniness and lack of self-awareness. ★★

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    My guess would be

    by Subtitles_Off

    a Balebacker.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    Actually, that really felt like Bale himself.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:04 p.m. CST

    ...I'd add half a star. That stream of consciousness shit...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...isn't as easy as it looks.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    What board are you on, Scary? Also, give me an example...

    by anonymoose

    ...of one of your posts/threads.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    True, Flick, but then,

    by Subtitles_Off

    stream of conscious is only any good if it inspires a reaction. Otherwise it's just like talking in your sleep - utterly useless.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:09 p.m. CST

    And mis-titling Kathy Bates movies is only funny

    by Subtitles_Off

    to drag queens.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:09 p.m. CST

    ...I've always had a soft spot for the performance...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...artist types. Once a particularly inspired and dedicated performance artist who had been on a 48 hour straight talkback bender insulted me by saying that "...FlickaPoo has ugly shoes...but what can you expect...he got them at WalMart for $7.92..."<P>Ugly shoes?...and it rhymes? I gave him a standing ovation.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:12 p.m. CST

    See? That's only really effective if

    by Subtitles_Off

    you DO wear ugly shoes. Otherwise, it's just rhyming. You know who is really good at rhyming? Any three year old.<P>Chrissy, I"M good at rhyming.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Always Toddler, moose... and no way.

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...you have to guess. BTW, I started a thread recently.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Art is about communicating.

    by Subtitles_Off

    If nobody gets it, you're not making art. You're masturbating.<P>I didn't say everyone has to get it, because the audience is stupid. but, somebody, somewhere has to "get it" without the assistance of a museum curator.<P>Disagree?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    I love Kathy Bates' Tits!

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    I just bought Batman Forever for Fifty Cents.

    by TedKordLives

    I still feel ripped off.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    You are a fluke, of the universe, you have no right to be here.

    by DrMorbius

    Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    ...yeah, but context is everything. This person had...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...been working it REALLY hard for two days straight...the Ugly Shoes insult was completely unexpected...I had to tip my hat. <P> And the performance artist in question promptly dropped the act and shook hands all around...I was like Nelson Mandela, but with a patented...100% genuine aluminum poo flicker.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Any Super Bowl predictions?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Breaking News: Red Skull to be villain in 'Captain America'.

    by TedKordLives

    In a related story, broken glass can cut your skin. <P> Back to you, Subby.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Mental Masturbation=

    by Stabby

    Postmodern ART

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Teddy, Stabs, Morbs. Hey Ya.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Shake it like a Polaroid® picture.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:21 p.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/yk736s8

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    ...Doc with a masterful stream of consciousness display!

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Yeah, it's gonna be boring.

    by TedKordLives

    That's my prediction. But I'll be playing Heroclix while everyone else is watching the game, so...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST

    Teddy pays 45 too many cents for a video.

    by Subtitles_Off

    6:51:18

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Subs, that "art is communicating" bit...

    by ScaryWaitress

    that was my mantra in art school. I said it so often even I got sick of hearing it. <P>Ah, that brings me back.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:25 p.m. CST

    Damn It! I paid $2 for the BHC soundtrack and there's no disk!

    by TedKordLives

    Guess I WON'T be doing the Neutron Dance after all.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:25 p.m. CST

    Oh, hey guys.

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    Like for the Saints to win...sorry Subs...

    by DrMorbius

    Extremely glad that Tony Heaumeau guy won't be playing...sorry Q!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    I plan on getting laid during the SB

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    I responded, 'moose, but I didn't start it.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    ...Subs the art theorist...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...yes, I agree...but although I'm not a big fan of Dada...occasionally shock and absurdity are meaning enough.<P>But only occasionally...it gets old really quick.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    That's another symbol we need, Morbs!

    by Subtitles_Off

    The symbol for "cents."

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:26 p.m. CST

    I just came in here to rant at myself...

    by TedKordLives

    Is this where we're partying now? <P> Cool.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:27 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Teddy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We killed Bridgesback in a few days.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:28 p.m. CST

    But I got the Ackroyd/Hanks 'Dragnet' for the same price, Subby.

    by TedKordLives

    So it evens out. <P> 6:51:18

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:29 p.m. CST

    In fact, Flick, shock only works once.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:29 p.m. CST

    Is there a channel that will play the SB without...

    by ScaryWaitress

    the sportscasters? The biggest reason I can't stand football: the bullshit man-lingo they insist on throwing back and forth the WHOLE FUCKING TIME. These a-holes so very much LOVE to hear their own voices. Seriously: I propose a drinking game. Every time one of those jackasses says the word "football"- you know, IN CASE YOU FORGET WHAT KIND OF EVENT YOU WERE WATCHING- drink. You'll be drunk off your ass, stripping and doing the Macarena on your coffee table, by the second quarter. Guaran-fucking-teed.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:29 p.m. CST

    Cheeses?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Teddy's here. C'mon back.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    You're not alone EssDub.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sportscasters ruin everything. I'd kill for the days of Wide World of Sports and Jim McKay instead of all the jacked-up ex-jocks running the show these days.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Yeah, where's Cheeses?

    by TedKordLives

    This is his prime time, is it not?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Kid shat on a cat.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yjvj4kb

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Dinnertime for Cheeses?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    ..S&M and L is making fun of Glenn Beck.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:33 p.m. CST

    THERE IS NO "I" IN "LIBERTY"

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    ¢, £, ¥

    by DrMorbius

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Poor fucking cat!!!!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:35 p.m. CST

    Thanks Morbs!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    ...Subs, Dada should have begun and ended with...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Marcel Duchamp and his fucking pissoir.<P>Great idea, but that should have been the end of it right there.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:36 p.m. CST

    There is no "I" in Team America...

    by DrMorbius

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Sorry, 'moose, I can't do it.

    by ScaryWaitress

    It is effing BORING over there.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:38 p.m. CST

    Subs, dude...

    by ScaryWaitress

    http://tinyurl.com/anhd5o All the codes you need!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    MFFlicka...

    by DrMorbius

    Still somewhat perplexed pertaining to kkbb. Was is something I (we) said?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:39 p.m. CST

    Ashton Kutcher has 41 employees.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Keeping count of his Twitter.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:40 p.m. CST

    To clarify, I concocted the cat story.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Doesn't do me any good if I don't know how Alt code works.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm old. I'm computer illiterate. I'm happy that way.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Flick, there can be beauty in Art for Art's sake.

    by Subtitles_Off

    But, that's an instinctive response. You know it when you see it. if someone has to explain to you why it's beautiful, chances are they've re-dictionarialized the word "beautiful" to mean something it doesn't.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Spider-Man makes an ID4 joke in Siege #2.

    by TedKordLives

    Surely he could be more topical in his bufoonery.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    But, thank you, EssDub.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You guys could find me anything I needed, i imagine.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    ...I haven't seen KKBB in six weeks...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...maybe it was the dirty quilting?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:44 p.m. CST

    I'm just waiting for Shnookie

    by Stabby

    on Weekend Update.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    HA! 'moose!

    by Subtitles_Off

    Who thinks of that? A kid crapping diarrhea on a cat. That's EPIC!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    CHEESES?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I know you can't stay mad at me forever.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    LOL 'moose.

    by ScaryWaitress

    That's effing awesome. <P> I gots to stir some shit up over there... what should I go with? Fatties, or healthcare?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:47 p.m. CST

    Stretch Armstrong guy is same as Crest Spinbrush

    by SK229

    True story... dude's worth like $400 million from a fuckin' stretchy doll and then a spinning toothbrush that was basically taking the motor from those spinning lollipops and putting it into a toothbrush, then selling out to P&G after they bought out the contract from selling so many of those toothbrushes.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    Jeez, Subs! You hold the alt button, type the numbers

    by ScaryWaitress

    on your number keypad, and release the alt button. IT'S EASY!!!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    ¿Qué?

    by DrMorbius

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Can't hate on that guy, because I use a SpinBrush®,

    by Subtitles_Off

    but I hope he's bald and has a really small dick.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    okay gents

    by ieatgarbage

    what i'd miss, subtitles off generic workshop mantras? oh man!<p>art is about communicating!<p> the rest is masturbation!<p> any of you people live in NYC?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    That's what I did.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    See? It didn't work TWICE!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Subs, look at your keyboard.

    by anonymoose

    On either side of the spacebar is the Alt key. Holding down Alt and pressing other keys uses alternate functions. Hold Alt. Press the number keys 2,5, and 5. Let go of Alt. That's Alt 255. <P> Try this: <P> Alt 255, Alt 255, Alt 30, < P >, Alt 30, Alt 255, Alt 30

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:51 p.m. CST

    ...Subs, here's my theory...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the only reason we have any ancient or primitive art is because it's interesting or beautiful enough that someone saw it in a dirt hole somewhere and decided to keep it...and eventually it make its way to a historian and a museum (a couple kids found the caves at Lascaux)<P>My theory is that all art should be at least interesting or beautiful enough that some dude would decide to save it if he saw it in a dirt hole.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:52 p.m. CST

    Fatties AND healthcare. Related.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:53 p.m. CST

    <P>

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST

    flickapoo

    by ieatgarbage

    good theory. i wonder what priceless pieces of work we've lost though, in the great scheme, because one or two peoples weren't in the mood for getting a little dirty, the hole seemed particularly deep and wormy etc etc. <p> i'm glad we have darger though and his little boy girls running around fighting dragons.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:54 p.m. CST

      ▲<P>▲ ▲

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:55 p.m. CST

    do contemporary french people write poetry?

    by ieatgarbage

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Subs, are you on a laptop?

    by ScaryWaitress

    In which case, hold down the "fn" key, then the alt key, and type the codes using the LETTER keypad. Look closely, some of the letters have numbers on them. Then, release the fn and alt keys. <P> OK, that's not as simple...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:56 p.m. CST

    ...you've done your homework garbage.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:57 p.m. CST

    OK, so ieat has been lurking since REALMS OF THE UNREAL

    by Subtitles_Off

    was discussed, and he likes to poke me. And, he's a self-absorbed Balebacker-type.<P>ieat = Dirk The Germ, maybe.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    I'm tellin' ya, 'moose.

    by Subtitles_Off

    My keyboard is not Alt-friendly.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    i've always been a fan of stupid obvious ironies

    by ieatgarbage

    like long titles for short poems. and maybe ween's twelve golden country greats which only had ten songs. etc etc. though i can't think of a more obnoxious band at the moment. <p> and a lesson i've learned from you all. if it feels like you're talking to yourself and no one else cares. then you no one else cares and you're talking to yourself. <p> that doesn't mean I don't understand and appreciate the craft it took to craft the unsinkable Molly Brown. <p> are any of you obsessed with Titanic? I'm serious. I've been reading fanfiction lately. It's amazing!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Who Dat winnin' the S'perbowl???

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Who dat usin' VooDoo?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11 p.m. CST

    Nah, Subby.

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11 p.m. CST

    Hiya, Tedster,...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:01 p.m. CST

    ...'Moose, that catcrap post sounded like the real deal...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and you got straight responses...your power is growing.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:01 p.m. CST

    How do u do it on iPhone

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:01 p.m. CST

    You're picking The Saints, Cheeses?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm picking "Won't Get Fooled Again."

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    no dude (subtitles) my old name was banned awhile

    by ieatgarbage

    back--i'm a trool of course. but ive been here since TPM. and i dont wanna be contentious. you're a smart capable writer and i respect that! <p> in other news, if you want me to go into a long long ordeal about why The Phantom Menace ruined my life I'll go into it. <p> the long and short of it. it was my introduction into the phenomena of hype.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Busy with belly dancing friends of my daughter...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    You can understand, right?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:03 p.m. CST

    Hey Cheeses, how's tricks?

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    and i've never bothere d to see the UNREAL

    by ieatgarbage

    tho it's stream instantly on Netflix now i see. <p> there is the museum of american folk art in the city i live and i do come across things without the interface of the tube sometimes (ok rarely)

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Let's see... Will this work?

    by anonymoose

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  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Vultures

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:04 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I just like the ghost of Archie Manning getting his revenge on his sons...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:05 p.m. CST

    You don't have to be dead to have a ghost, Y'now...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:05 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, in the name of Holy Jesus. STOP.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Ftw!

    by Six Demon Bag

    Moose you have elevated to another plane of existence.... Just like Roy neary

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Holy Jesus? More like Holy Triforce.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Wow...grey screening...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Amazing, Moode...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:07 p.m. CST

    'moose... sorry, man, I'm not into YB tonight.

    by ScaryWaitress

    There's no one interesting on there... and I don't have the fire in my belly tonight. The Champagne is kicking in.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    They on

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    ...belly dancing is like black magic...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...ugly pot bellied girls become hot, and pretty girls become irresistible.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    John Paul Jones doesn't look like he's 65.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Who's the bald guy?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    ...I don't know man...Dave Grohl is a much better singer.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Vox too low in the mix

    by Six Demon Bag

    Dave rules all

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:10 p.m. CST

    what the hell are you all watching?

    by ieatgarbage

    john paul jones? dave grohl?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Stop what, Scary...?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Talking to my daughter's friends?<p>Or being mysoginistic...Good luck getting me to stop either one...<p>And, BTW, Jesus isn't really that Holy at all...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:12 p.m. CST

    EssDub. Cheeses' daughter IS a belly-dancer.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We've seen her dancing in rock videos.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:12 p.m. CST

    I like the Vultures

    by Stabby

    they make me feel young. Seriously, it's awesome to see a band make it who's over the hill.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    Well, if you had been paying attention...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...you would know I'm basically an atheist. I just like saying Jesus, I guess, 'cause it was taboo for so long... <P> And, I meant stop talking to your DAUGHTER'S FRIENDS. You're a filthy old man. <P> P.S., the fact that you're talking to women does not mean you're not a misogynist. Silly old man.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Subs, that is so not the point.

    by ScaryWaitress

    The fact that his dd is a belly-dancer is irrelevant, and WE ALL know it. <P> Come on, isn't this a law somewhere? Thou shalt not flirt with the friends of thy daughter?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Andy Samberg and Seth Myers.

    by Subtitles_Off

    too much douche on my screen. Channel change.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    i hate how all kids do in this goddamn city

    by ieatgarbage

    is drink their little heads off and holler.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    cunty-drunk

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Subs you just gotta fugget and let a little bit of it out yaknows, see here let me put my bottles down, ok i want you to punch me as hard as you can!!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    He never said he was flirting with them.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Now, all of a sudden, none of us can take a joke from the other?<P>Is it just me?

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Well, it makes ME laugh...

    by TedKordLives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    moose just cracked the matrix code on here

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    he is the one.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:19 p.m. CST

    Nah, Scorps.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Last time I got cunty-drunk it ended badly.<P>Plus, I hit like a girl.<P>Check that. Some girls can hit hard.<P>I hit like a little wimpy boy who can't hit.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    Subs... I'm just joshin'.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Maybe I should go, though.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    oh you're all watching Television

    by ieatgarbage

    adios amigos. i'll be back. i like it when you guys talk about Art. less so with the keystrokes.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    ...I'd flirt with Cheeses' daughters' friends...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...(just the friends man, just the friends)I know all about Neil Gaiman...I'd be cool...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    HEY LOOK IT'S AN EIT VIDEO

    by anonymoose

    DISTRACTION!<P> http://vimeo.com/9223597

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    Made with Real Lightning® !

    by Subtitles_Off

    400 babies!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:21 p.m. CST

    'Nite all!

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    No one's going anywhere!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Eat my shorts all of you!

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    See Subs its easy! NOW EAT THE SHORTS

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    If you gotta. G'night, EssDub.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    subtitles if you want to me stay

    by ieatgarbage

    just say so. and i will never force you to watch TITANIC with me.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    I am building stages for their next show...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    FYI Scary Bitch Babe...We had to work out expansion plans and cost analysises...<p>I lost my sex drive in 2003, so, no perversion involved...<p>I just want them to start making money and stop bleeding my bank account dry promoting them...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    Teddy, that was 'moose-level funny.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    shitfuckasscockdickballsfagpiss

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    SHITFUCKAKFUDFKCUAK

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Oh my God there's a remix.

    by TedKordLives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8n72MICR28

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    Eloquently put, Scorps...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Picnicface is an old fav.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    DAYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Subtitles_Off

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhh!!!!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Master of karate and

    by Subtitles_Off

    friendship for everyone!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    Thanks for having my back, Subs, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Bitches...What are they thinkin' about all day???

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    Cracks me up every time.

    by TedKordLives

    The powerthirst, that is. <P> The DAYMAN remix is fair-to-middling, but the only clip of the actual moment I could find was poorly filmed, thus unusable.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    I have to confess, though, Teddy,

    by Subtitles_Off

    I was a little disappointed when I found out DAYMAN wasn't some third-rate anime that you'd discovered.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    () ()<P>__(="=)__<P>( . )<P>c((")(")<P>

    by DrMorbius

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:30 p.m. CST

    Fuck sides man

    by Six Demon Bag

    What we need is a little solidarity--pink

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by TedKordLives

    If I cared, I'd probably be knee-deep in pussy.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    What is

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by Subtitles_Off

    You were pushing it, pal. I've seen you be nicer to Trolls. <P>Let's chalk it up to learning each others' boundaries and move on. This is NOT The Pedalback at its best.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Bruce Notice

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Here's another one from around the same time.

    by anonymoose

    It was my favorite thing ever. <P> http://tinyurl.com/2hxnrg

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    Making fun of the wrong show

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    That was a joke.

    by TedKordLives

    On nearly every level.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:38 p.m. CST

    I wanna drink a Powerthirst® right now!

    by Subtitles_Off

    So I can run like a Kenyan and be GOOD AT SPORTS!

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    SNL skewering The Oscar noms.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Why wasn't THE SQUEAK-QUEL nominated? It was 3D, wasn't it? I'm sure some families felt they got their money worth.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:42 p.m. CST

    Obvious joke

    by Stabby

    New writers

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:43 p.m. CST

    No Shit, Seventy seconds of perfect comedy gold.

    by TedKordLives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0iKzrqblqQ <P> The timing, man, the timing...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Obvious, because it's true.

    by Subtitles_Off

    What has less meaning than meaninglessness?<P>This year's Oscars.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Hollywood streched thin for ideas?

    by Orionsangels

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    Adam Samberg for next Joker

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    They lost me years ago.

    by TedKordLives

    But ten Best Picture nominations is bullshit.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    OK! Andy Samberg doing Rahm Emanuel.

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's only the second time Samberg has made me laugh.<P>The first was his Mark Wahlberg.<P>Sorry, "Dick In a Box" is just stupid.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:48 p.m. CST

    Eh... no worries... thanks for sticking up for me, Subs.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Just not in the mood for all the chick-bashing, I guess. <P> You boys have fun. When you start making fun of Barry Manilow again, I'll be back to defend him. Until then, gents! <P> [With a swirl of her cape- made entirely of bar towels, and smelling of old beer and three-day-old omelettes- ScaryWaitress departs. Exit stage right.]

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:49 p.m. CST

    Awesome

    by Stabby

    I feel young again.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Andy Samberg for next Horshack.

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Night Scary.

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    John Paul Jones looks like he's having fun.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    Scary

    by Stabby

    It's only a few misogynist fools in here. But, 'chick-bashing' is not a regular theme of the Pedalback, just FYI.

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Dead Kennedys

    by Stabby

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    Don't take it personal, Scary Babe...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Your the one who wants to hang with the boys...

  • Feb. 6, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    "Fist Fight In The Parking Lot"

    by Subtitles_Off

    Best musical performance on SNL in thirty years, at least.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, midnight CST

    GAWD DAMMIT, CHEESES.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    i wanna type some shit in all-caps so badly right now.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Best left for sub-space when I'm sober.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:03 a.m. CST

    Sleep it off Subs

    by Stabby

    At least your colts should win tomorrow.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:04 a.m. CST

    Just read back thru my night's posts...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and am not sure where Scary Babe got offended or how anything I posted makes me a bad guy...<p>Please advise...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:05 a.m. CST

    "Hang with the boys"

    by Subtitles_Off

    Exactly the kind of fucktarded, in-your-face shit I'd expect from the nemesi. Not from Cheeses.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Foolishness!

    by the_box_drone

    You know that April first is almost two whole months away, right?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    "Hey, yo! Enough!!",

    by TedKordLives

    Luke Cage said, thrusting himself between Iron Fist and Wolverine. "That $#!*$ gotta stop RIGHT NOW!"

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:07 a.m. CST

    Read it all again, tomorrow.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Especially the three or four times I urged you to SHUT DEƒUCK® UP.<P>Far be it from me, though! We all know what kind of an obnoxious cunty-drunk I am.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Too late, Teddy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Shit's been building since [deleted]. HA!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    Cheeses

    by Stabby

    Personally I did not see anything that was too bad, only somewhat, but i have not read through the entire night of posts. But in my experience just a few choice words can have a dramatic effect.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:11 a.m. CST

    "..a few choice words can have a dramatic effect."

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Such as...?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Cheeses, stop.

    by anonymoose

    seriouscatfs.ytmnd.com

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    Well, I'm no Luke Cage.

    by TedKordLives

    I'm not even a Luke Wilson.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    ...kid woke up with a bad dream...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you know what knocks my punk ass out? Twenty minutes or so of "snuggy Daddy" on the animal blanket...how does that kid wake up at dawn?<P> I could sleep for twenty hours straight in there...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:13 a.m. CST

    EssDub reacted badly to an innocent, silly remark.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Maybe she misunderstood. maybe, she's thin-skinned. But, instead of saying, "Oh, sorry, it was just a silly, innocent remark" we twisted the "women are whores" thing until we did some damage. And we were never so drunk that we didn't know we were twisting it.<P>I'll remind everybody the joy we had yesterday when EssDub showed up and how much fun we've had with the mommy board, thanks to her.<P>Is this what my generational rant felt like? Because, if so, I'm embarrassed as all-fuck.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:14 a.m. CST

    Now, will you stop?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:15 a.m. CST

    I never used the ...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    'Cunt' word...<p>I should get points for thst, right?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    ...Mr. Deity and Eve...

    by FlickaPoo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Xox174PXA

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    ...Mr. Deity and Lucy-fer.

    by FlickaPoo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKM_JlCIMak

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    I think "Do what thou whilt" has done us pretty good so far.

    by TedKordLives

    But that's just me.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:18 a.m. CST

    Nope. Guess you won't.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I won't be around much tomorrow, dudes and dudettes. Prolly no Subbary® unless one of you wanna take a crack at it. Stabby, you know you could do it!<P>Big Super Bowl party at my place, if any of you can make it.<P>G'night.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:19 a.m. CST

    Beer Tally?

    by TedKordLives

    Three.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:19 a.m. CST

    StabMasterArson

    by Six Demon Bag

    Fukken love me some CB4

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:20 a.m. CST

    Plus...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Flick's previous experience with the Mommyback proved that the only reason I felt that established Scary as a verifiable female was indeed suspect... <p>Scary is probably the equivilent of Moose on the Christback...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:20 a.m. CST

    Actually, Teddy,

    by Subtitles_Off

    tell a bunch of geeks "Do what thou whilt," and they'll be calling each other gay and insulting each others' moms within minutes.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:22 a.m. CST

    Night, Danny.

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:22 a.m. CST

    'Night, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Beer tally....16...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    That's it.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Cyber-bullying.<P>That was the line.<P>Scary is not here right now. Continue to type about her in a negative manner if that's what hardens your dick.<P>I'll stick around.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:24 a.m. CST

    Cheeses, that doesn't make any sense.

    by anonymoose

    seriouscatfs.ytmnd.com

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:26 a.m. CST

    Unsafe site, 'moose.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST

    I guess we're not just a bunch of geeks then.

    by TedKordLives

    And that's why we're in here instead of out there with the zombies. <P> I do want to say, tho, that I think that moving in here was a bit premature.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:28 a.m. CST

    Why premature?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:29 a.m. CST

    OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

    by ScaryWaitress

    ONE insignificant little female is all it takes to bring you all to THIS? NOW THERE'S NO SUBBARY???? <P> I don't give a shit about your misogynistic tendencies, Cheeses, YOU GIVE SUBS A HUG AND WHISPER NICE THINGS TO HIM. <P> This is some bull-SHIT up in here. Christ Almighty.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:30 a.m. CST

    Its safe alright. AV software being retarded?

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:30 a.m. CST

    16? Jeengus.

    by TedKordLives

    I'm late to the warzone.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:31 a.m. CST

    ...easy boys and girls...I've been married thirteen years...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...this is nothing. The worst advice I ever got in my life was "never go to bed angry".<P>Worst. Fucking. Advice. Of. My. Life.<P>Nothing gets solved after 1:00 a.m. Nothing.<P>In the morning this will all look silly...I promise. <P> Omelettes on me.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:32 a.m. CST

    There's no Subbary® because I'm going to be busy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You're NOT that important, EssDub.<P>Come back in here and make ME look like a pussy! I'm trying to protect the non-bullsh! atmosphere we had going on up in this joint!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:32 a.m. CST

    I refuse to treat Scary Waitress any different ...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Than the rest of you guys...<p>If she, or you guys, don't understand that, sorry...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:33 a.m. CST

    Premature as in it was still in the top ten.

    by TedKordLives

    What's wrong with jumping BACK into old nodes, Sam Beckett-style, and bringing them BACK into the top ten? We could experiment until we find suitable node and elevate it, give it the attention it deserves. <P> Or just pick an old one at random. Or a third thing.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:34 a.m. CST

    YTMND is the greatest invention since the macro image.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Subs, in my defense...

    by ScaryWaitress

    the way your post was worded, it looked like you weren't doing Subbary due to your annoyance at the present situation. My bad. <P> Have fun tomorrow. I'm out until next weekend.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:35 a.m. CST

    It looks silly now, Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

    And it's all because you weren't open-minded enough to give me what I needed hours ago.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:36 a.m. CST

    Teddy, that's how we lost Youngdog.

    by Subtitles_Off

    AICN does not tolerate zombie threads. Besides, this was dead-on-arrival. Nobody'd posted since noonish.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:38 a.m. CST

    He refuses.

    by Subtitles_Off

    We're all making our stands, ain't we?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:39 a.m. CST

    Here we are

    by TedKordLives

    Hanging onto strains of greed and blues Break the chain then we break down Oh it's not real if you don't feel it Unspoken expectations Ideals you used to play with They've finally taken shape for us. What's good enough for you Is good enough for me It's good enough It's good enough for me Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Now you'll say You're startin' to feel the push and pull Of what could be and never can You mirror me stumblin' through those Old fashioned superstitions I find too hard to break Oh maybe you're out of place What's good enough for you Is good enough for me It's good enough It's good enough for me Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (Good Enough) for you Is good enough for me It's good, it's good enough It's good enough for me Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Old fashioned superstitions I find too hard to break Oh maybe you're out of place What's good enough for you Is good enough for me It's good enough It's good enough for me Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (Good Enough) for you Is good enough for me It's good, it's good enough It's good enough for me Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:39 a.m. CST

    by anonymoose

    whoa-whoa.ytmnd.com

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST

    ...and Cheesey, for the record...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...I don't see you coming on here to bash any other large groups of people. Just women. So, you ARE treating me differently. <P> Try ignoring the fact that I have ovaries and titties, and see how that changes your posts. I think you'll see a difference... but whatevs, man. I'm not going to be the one responsible for this crap-ass mood on the PB. <P>S'all good.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    What song is Teddy singing?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Should I recognize it?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    Oh Christ I fucked that up.

    by TedKordLives

    Sorry Cyndi.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:42 a.m. CST

    ...who refuses...me?...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I've got callouses on account of weights, and re-pointing my stone house, and chopping wood.<P>You wouldn't like it.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:42 a.m. CST

    Ted... is that Phoenix?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:43 a.m. CST

    Jesus. It's Cyndi Lauper.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:44 a.m. CST

    Nah, Cheeses refuses.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You, you shouldn't speak to what I would or wouldn't like until you know fer sure...GRIN!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:45 a.m. CST

    Y'ALL ARE MY CYBER-GOONIES!

    by TedKordLives

    There. I said it. I'm not going to take it back.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:45 a.m. CST

    Scary Babe...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I officially appologise for offending your delicate female sensibilities...<p>Thats why I wish I were gay...<p>I HATE appologizing for no reason...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:47 a.m. CST

    GAWD FACKING® DAMMIT

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:47 a.m. CST

    ...good ol'Cyndi Lauper...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I even liked her back in my Iron Maiden metalhead days.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:48 a.m. CST

    And, for the record, I come on here often...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and bash people who believe in the Appollo moon landings...<p>Get some perspective, babe...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:49 a.m. CST

    I asked. 'moose asked.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Anybody else wanna step up?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    Cheeses, I accpet your "apology" as if it were real

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...although I'm not really sure why. I guess, 'cause I'm female, I'm just good at accepting apologies from men.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:51 a.m. CST

    That's ACCEPT.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Fucking Champagne.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:53 a.m. CST

    And that only proves my point, Scary...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Forgiveness from a man is way better than forgiveness, or even acceptance, from a chick...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST

    The Pedalback needs a "Safe Word."

    by Subtitles_Off

    Sixies, Stabby, Teddy, Flick, I delegate this responsibility to you guys.<P>I want it by Monday morning.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST

    That's a good skill to have, Scary.

    by TedKordLives

    And I've been listening to 'She's So Unusual' since I was six. It's a great album.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST

    Thanks, Darko.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Usually, we are.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    I crack myself up, sometimes...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST

    Remember, everything you write is seen

    by Subtitles_Off

    and read by everyone.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:57 a.m. CST

    Well, yes, but it's only forgiveness if it's REAL.

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...and you were only FAKE apologizing, and I was only fake accepting. I'd say let's hug and move on, but I just washed my breasts and I don't want to get them all dirty again so let's just skip to the "moving on" part and be done, 'kay?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:57 a.m. CST

    And Cheeses, while you're here...

    by TedKordLives

    You should really check out Sage Francis. You'd really like it, I think. Check out 'Conspiracy to Riot' or 'Water Line'. Or 'High Step', my Guy Gardner song.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:57 a.m. CST

    "Money Changes Everything"

    by Subtitles_Off

    That's my favorite Cyndi Lauper song.<P>"Time After Time" is a close second.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST

    ...great! Now we've upset Darkocity...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you guys could at least keep it down for the sake of our guests...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST

    AVATAR IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST

    AVATAR IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST

    THE DIALOG AND PLOT WERE SHAKESPEAREAN.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:59 a.m. CST

    Teddy, I was meaning to tell you,

    by Subtitles_Off

    I downloaded "High Step." You gotta warn me that you're suggesting hip-hop next time, 'kay bud? 6:51:18

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:59 a.m. CST

    This is...The Happy House.

    by TedKordLives

    We're Happy Here <P> In the Happy House <P> It never ends

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    THE STORY WAS HEARTBREAKINGLY ORIGINAL

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    We're all quite sane.

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    We upset Darko?

    by Subtitles_Off

    i thought he was entertained.<P>FACK® Darko, he's high on onions and cognac.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:01 a.m. CST

    AVATAR DESERVES BEST OSCAR <P> FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS STRAIGHT

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:01 a.m. CST

    I souldn't HAVE to apologise to a gash...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    that bleeds for a whole week once a month but doesn't die...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    THE GAPING HOLES IN THE PLOT <P> WERE THERE FOR A REASON

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Sorry, Subby,

    by TedKordLives

    But it's a white guy rapping, so I thought it was different.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    IF YOU DIDN'T LOVE IT YOU'RE <P> PROBABLY JUST SIMPLE, FACE IT

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    The fourth year?

    by Subtitles_Off

    AVATWO.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Those are great songs Subby.

    by TedKordLives

    I always liked 'All Through the Night' the best, tho.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:03 a.m. CST

    OH AVATAR, OH AVATAR ♫ <P> HOW LOVELY ARE YOUR NA'VI ♫

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    But what did you think of the song, Subby?

    by TedKordLives

    Even if it's not your bag, you gotta admit it's very Guy Gardner-esque.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    Really?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'm fucking speechless.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:05 a.m. CST

    OE-L NGA-TI KAMEI, BITCHES

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    Darkocity

    by anonymoose

    Is that like Donnie Darko and Dark City combined? I'd like to see that movie.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    That "Really?" was not directed at your question, Teddy.

    by Subtitles_Off

    It was directed at the asshole who typed "gash" and thought it was funny.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:06 a.m. CST

    I'm here all week. Try the veal.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:07 a.m. CST

    Yes! Someone else is Crunked®!

    by TedKordLives

    Love the ATL, baby!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:08 a.m. CST

    That's bleeding gash, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    get it right, pal...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:09 a.m. CST

    Yeah, I got that, Subby.

    by TedKordLives

    Just trying to keep it, you know, rational.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:11 a.m. CST

    Actually, I'm not here all week.

    by ScaryWaitress

    In fact, it is fucking LATE and I'm out. No hard feelings all around... but I learned a lesson tonight. <P> Subs, you da man. I won't forget it.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:12 a.m. CST

    The real question, Teddy, is:

    by Subtitles_Off

    have you picked your own song for The Pedalback CD?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:12 a.m. CST

    ...2:00 a.m. I can't see this through guys...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the Animal Blanket did its work on me.<P> Cheeses man, we love you. It's OK to insult all of femaledom...just not Scary personally...cool it.<P> Scary, don't call Cheeses an old perv...that hand grenade hits too many bystanders...every male over 27 is technically an old perv...cool it.<P> I expect everything to be back to normal in the morning.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    Of all the times to lose my cell phone.

    by TedKordLives

    I wanna make a call so bad right now...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    Animal Blankets.

    by Subtitles_Off

    The cure for the unsleepies.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:15 a.m. CST

    G'night Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

    One love.<P>One heart.<P>Let's get together and<P>Feel alright.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:17 a.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/d3h9vq

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/d3h9vq

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:20 a.m. CST

    When did I attack Scary Babe personally?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:20 a.m. CST

    teddy, I can't comment on that song's Guy Gardnerishness.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I turned it off after twenty seconds. Hip-hop and rap - especially by white guys - just ain't my thing. <P>I'll take your word for it, though. <P>Sage Francis - Notshit®.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:21 a.m. CST

    Bed like a womb™

    by Subtitles_Off

    Darko gets his Trademark Cherry busted.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:23 a.m. CST

    Here's my song, Subby. Nice segue, by the way.

    by TedKordLives

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyz-fog6KX4

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:23 a.m. CST

    Oh, it's Hip-Hop, by the way.

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:25 a.m. CST

    "Those just tunin' in, I just lettin' you know."

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:26 a.m. CST

    Don't look at the monitor dead on, or risk seizure.

    by anonymoose

    whatislovereloaded.ytmnd.com

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:29 a.m. CST

    So, 'moose, since we're both still up,

    by Subtitles_Off

    why doesn't this Alt thing work for me like it works for you?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    Subs, the alt functions don't work...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    on delapotated systems or with intolorant users...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:34 a.m. CST

    Dunno.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:35 a.m. CST

    Intolorant...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Make of that what you will...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:37 a.m. CST

    Cheeses, your drinking is going to be the downfall of PB.

    by anonymoose

    seriouscatfs.ytmnd.com

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:39 a.m. CST

    Hey, what about MY drinking.

    by TedKordLives

    It's nothing to sniff at.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:40 a.m. CST

    Opening beer #19...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    If you can't take it, don't dish it....

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:41 a.m. CST

    Teddy, you're a happy drunk.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Running around, filling up glasses, offering cuddles.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:42 a.m. CST

    If you can't spell it, STOP FUCKING TYPING.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Moose, both of my ex-wives...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    would agree with you...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST

    Teddy drinks 1/2 to 3/4 as much as I do...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    on a daily basis...and no one calls him mysogynistic...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:55 a.m. CST

    Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I get the impression that you are angry with me...<P>Were you trying to surprise sex Scary Babe?<p>If so, sorry for the unintentional cock block...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:06 a.m. CST

    Wait wait

    by TedKordLives

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    Ok, I'm on #9 here.

    by TedKordLives

    Give me some credit.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:21 a.m. CST

    9 is a good number Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:51 a.m. CST

    Cheeses, you go too far.

    by TedKordLives

    Even for you.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:03 a.m. CST

    9 is one part of 69

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Suck on them apples.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:06 a.m. CST

    The downfall of PB......

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    It is Berlin 1945 here gotta say.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:09 a.m. CST

    I WANT TO SEE THE PINK ELEPHANT TOO

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Damn Ted and cheese pounding the bottle.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:18 a.m. CST

    1st image that comes to mind from your names

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Subs- Namor, the Submariner <p> cheese- a glob of melted cheese with googly eyes, sort of like Pizza the Hut <p> Ted- Ted Bundy, just the name though. <p> anonymoose- Bullwinkle <p> stabby- some knives stabbing the heck out of things Ides of March style. <p> flicka-fingers flicking the air <p> sixy- the dark forces of the universe???

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:24 a.m. CST

    The most important question...will it be in 3D?

    by Orionsangels

    Not, Will his penis stretch too?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 5:58 a.m. CST

    WHAT THE...?

    by DioxholsterReturns

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:08 a.m. CST

    Shitty toy that doesn't need a movie.

    by Dingbatty

    What about Suckerman?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:39 a.m. CST

    STRETCH HAMCUNT: THE MOVIE

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Starring Zoe Salanda

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:25 a.m. CST

    Why HAMcunt? Why not beef, or chicken?

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...or the obvious choice? <P> I don't get it.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Cameo from stuntcock

    by Six Demon Bag

    Dog my cats

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Hamcunt sounds oddly appetizing

    by YackBacker

    I love HAM! And if Saldana's gash tasted like smoked pig shank, my God, there IS a God!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    ...San Daniele prosciutto is close to godliness...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...all things pussy, and the Cosmic Womb.<P>It all makes sense to me.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    ...I'm going to expect a little fucking company later on...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I refuse to believe that every last one of you is obsessed over winning with balls.<P>It isn't even a civilized round ball as god intended...it's all pointy and shit.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Fucking ridiculous.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I wonder if Stuntcock's girlfriend's gash tastes like ham?<P>So close to 50K. One hiccup caused by juvenile boys wagging their dicks around post #15,000. So long ago, it's obviously easily forgotten.<P>Now The Pedalback ideal ends in ash, covered in drunken puke.<P>Game changed.<P>BAMF!back.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Fuck that...it ends when we die

    by Six Demon Bag

    Tis but a minor speedbump...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Now The Pedalback ideal ends in ash, covered in drunken puke.

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    God, You are such a drama queen, Subs...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Fuck you, too Cheeses.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I hear It still wants to party with you.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:43 p.m. CST

    I suppose my last comment was "ham-fisted"

    by YackBacker

    Sorry, I couldn't resist.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    And, I see, Scary Waitress has already checked back in today...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    She's a good sport and seems to know how to take a joke...unlike some people...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Actually, Sixies,

    by Subtitles_Off

    it ends when the drama queen stops counting.<P>Now, dance and celebrate and call me names.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    "How to take a joke"

    by Subtitles_Off

    You will never know when to shut up, will you?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Probably not...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    So...Am I the gonna be the first one to be Pedalbanned?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Ok ladies

    by Six Demon Bag

    It ends now....we know some have crossed the line and now just reverse course. Cheeses I'm asking you to show tact to other members of the PB...<p>we are all here for good convos and blatant harassment ain't cool. I want everyone to be themselves and have fun but don't turn the d-baggery inward. <p>the mantra is Bitches Leave... That is our bouncer. And our ego checker. All kiss and make up. We all love one another

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    ...this is where the villain is supposed to show up...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...forcing everyone to band together again...holding the fort till our ammo runs out.<P>I have half a mind to start a new handle and barge in here flinging fireshit bombs...you two will have each others' back in no time...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Seriously... no one answered my question.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Why PORKcunt? <P> This is the real question of the day...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    OH WAIT, I GET IT NOW! IT'S A FOOTBALL THING

    by ScaryWaitress

    PIG-skin. HAM-cunt. I get it. <P> Pork references for everything start in 3... 2... 1...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    EssDub

    by Six Demon Bag

    Hola get back to the CamBack and defend vs the haters

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Hey, I'm a "hater"

    by YackBacker

    Hehehe.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    So help me understand where I went wrong...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    CHEESES?<p>by Subtitles_Off Feb 6th, 2010 10:46:34 PM I know you can't stay mad at me forever.<p>I disappear for a while and everybody keeps calling me back, so I must have been acceptable up until that point…When I returned and explain that I was with may daughter and her friends, I get this…<p>Cheeses, in the name of Holy Jesus. STOP.<p>by ScaryWaitress Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:05:59 PM<p>You guys got my back and I respond… Stop what, Scary...? <p>by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:11:33 PM <p.Talking to my daughter's friends? <p>Or being mysoginistic...Good luck getting me to stop either one... <p>And, BTW, Jesus isn't really that Holy at all…<p>Subs, that is so not the point. <p>by ScaryWaitress Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:16:28 PM The fact that his dd is a belly-dancer is irrelevant, and WE ALL know it. <p>Come on, isn't this a law somewhere? Thou shalt not flirt with the friends of thy daughter.<p>You and Flick call her on her assumption and I explain my actions…<p>I thank you guys and then post…<p>Bitches...What are they thinkin' about all day???<p>Then I get my first warning…<p>Cheeses<p>by Subtitles_Off Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:32:07 PM You were pushing it, pal. I've seen you be nicer to Trolls.<p>Let's chalk it up to learning each others' boundaries and move on. This is NOT The Pedalback at its best.<p>So…the word ‘bitches’ is unacceptable?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Stop what, Scary...? <p>by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:11:33 PM <p.Talking to my daughter's friends? <p>Or being mysoginistic...Good luck getting me to stop either one... <p>And, BTW, Jesus isn't really that Holy at all…<p>Subs, that is so not the point. <p>by ScaryWaitress Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:16:28 PM The fact that his dd is a belly-dancer is irrelevant, and WE ALL know it. <p>Come on, isn't this a law somewhere? Thou shalt not flirt with the friends of thy daughter.<p>You and Flick call her on her assumption and I explain my actions…<p>I thank you guys and then post…<p>Bitches...What are they thinkin' about all day???<p>Then I get my first warning…<p>Cheeses<p>by Subtitles_Off Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:32:07 PM You were pushing it, pal. I've seen you be nicer to Trolls.<p>Let's chalk it up to learning each others' boundaries and move on. This is NOT The Pedalback at its best.<p>So…the word ‘bitches’ is unacceptable?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Talking to my daughter's friends? <p>Or being mysoginistic...Good luck getting me to stop either one... <p>And, BTW, Jesus isn't really that Holy at all…<p>Subs, that is so not the point. <p>by ScaryWaitress Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:16:28 PM The fact that his dd is a belly-dancer is irrelevant, and WE ALL know it. <p>Come on, isn't this a law somewhere? Thou shalt not flirt with the friends of thy daughter.<p>You and Flick call her on her assumption and I explain my actions…<p>I thank you guys and then post…<p>Bitches...What are they thinkin' about all day???<p>Then I get my first warning…<p>Cheeses<p>by Subtitles_Off Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:32:07 PM You were pushing it, pal. I've seen you be nicer to Trolls.<p>Let's chalk it up to learning each others' boundaries and move on. This is NOT The Pedalback at its best.<p>So…the word ‘bitches’ is unacceptable?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    I think it was the excessive derogatory nouns

    by Six Demon Bag

    For female parts at the worst time possible

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Wait, what the fuck is going on? Who has a daughter?

    by YackBacker

    I'll shut the fuck up, Donny right now, sorry...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Hi, Scary Babe...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Glad to see you have tougher skin than some give you credit for...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Yes, Cheesy... years waiting tables'll do that to ya

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...but can we all just drop it now? <P> Seriously... come on, even you have to admit you went a bit far... but whatever. Really. This is NOT how we do things here at PB. <P> Now fucking say something fucking funny, Cheeseball. <P> You too Subs. I want FUNNY, goddam it. <P> PS, I am so glad they started another [deleted] thread... I got to vent some aggression over there, it was nice.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    And, by the way... I was being sarcastic...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...with that post you quoted. If you took it the wrong way, I apologize.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Then this happened...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Don't take it personal, Scary Babe…<p>by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 6th, 2010<p>11:57:45 PM Your the one who wants to hang with the boys…<p>Subs yells at me again…<p>Just read back thru my night's posts... <p>by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 7th, 2010<p>12:04:37 AM and am not sure where Scary Babe got offended or how anything I posted makes me a bad guy... <p>Please advise…<p>"Hang with the boys" by Subtitles_Off Feb 7th, 2010<p>12:05:18 AM Exactly the kind of fucktarded, in-your-face shit I'd expect from the nemesi. Not from Cheeses.<p>Stabby doesn’t understand either…Moose starts yelling at me…Subs yells some more…I defend myself…<p>I never used the ...by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 7th, 2010<p>12:15:04 AM 'Cunt' word... <p>I should get points for thst, right?<p>Next I caution…Plus…<p>by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 7th, 2010<p>12:20:35 AM Flick's previous experience with the Mommyback proved that the only reason I felt that established Scary as a verifiable female was indeed suspect... <p>Scary is probably the equivilent of Moose on the Christback…<p>That's it.<p>by Subtitles_Off Feb 7th, 2010<p>12:23:21 AM Cyber-bullying. <p>That was the line. <p>Scary is not here right now. Continue to type about her in a negative manner if that's what hardens your dick.<p>I'll stick around…

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    I never meant to cyber-bully you Scary Babe...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and, yes, I was in RARE form last night...happens from time to time with each of us...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, seriously. This isn't about her. It's about you.

    by anonymoose

    Pulling up quotes only fuels the flame. Everyone is willing to move on, but you're bringing it up again. <P> Just take some time away from the Pedalback today, watch some football, come back refreshed. If you need more time, take more time. The Pedalback isn't going anywhere. <P> If you're not willing to do that, if I see this same bullshit tomorrow, I'm handing in my Pedalback badge.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    No need to appologize, Scary...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I knew you were joking when you said that about my daughter's friends...It's only the sensitive types who get offended that easily, and I have never been accused of being sensitive...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Would Porkpie be a euphemism for Pussy?

    by DrMorbius

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Fine, Moose...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Watch your language, Morbs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Everyone's grumpy today...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?

    by ScaryWaitress

    A: Because they're zahelu-ing with a genius!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

    by ScaryWaitress

    A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?

    by ScaryWaitress

    A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:44 p.m. CST

    There's more where this came from.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Just a warning, gents.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:45 p.m. CST

    And PORKPIE only works on football days.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Or, during Friday Night Lights. <P> OR, if Any Given Sunday is playing.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Ha...Those are classics, Scary...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Scary, I KNOW you'll find the humor in this...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=123758

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Okay, here goes...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    To all my Pedalback brothers and sisters...<p>My most sincere appologies for being such an ass- hat last night...I was a mean drunk, for the first time in many many years, due entirely to things having nothing to with this forum...<p>I took a rediculous misogynistic meme that YackBacker posted and ran with it...The more people who feined shock the more I ran with it. In retrospect, not some of my finest material...<p>Mostly, I would like to appologise for disrupting the karma of the Pedalback, which is what I gather has upset so many of you... <p> I have been a proud Pedalbacker for nearly 8 months, posting daily even when I am only posting to my self...I do not recall ever pissing off anyone before this...Most of you know to take everthing I write with a grain of salt...last night was apparently one step too far...<p>So, once agin, I appologize to those who were offended by my chauvanistic rants...<p>And, Subby, I said some mean, nasty things to you that were uncalled for...that was just that inner child who doesn't like to be scolded acting up...My sincere appolgies....

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that was above and beyond the call of duty.<P>Respect.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Loves ya quesos!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    "I feel a hot wind, on my shoulder..."

    by TedKordLives

    WHOOSH!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:19 p.m. CST

    ...I hereby establish the Clint Eastwood Finger-Pistol...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...award.<P> To be given for extraordinary courage in facing down a hail of gunfire, armed with nothing but dignity, balls, and a grizzled finger-pistol, for the common good.<P> Many have been deserving in the past, but unfortunately the Golden Finger Pistol isn't retroactive.<P> Cheeses is the first recipient. <P> Beers for everyone.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Jumped-Up Jesus on a Christmas Tricycle!

    by TedKordLives

    Stop talking about it and it goes away! She's here, she's back and that means it's over! <P> Hey everybody.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    DAMN. Way to step up, man. Respect.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Guys...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I do love you all...And thanks, for the CEFP award, Flick...but, it's easy to be ten feet tall and bullet proof after a gallo of alcohol...<p>Speaking of...nobody get alarmed or anything, but I am crackin' my first beer....right...NOW!!!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Hi, Teddy...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Scary, did you check out the Suicide Boob Bombers link I posted for you above?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Darkman...try a little 'hair of the dog.'..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    always works for me...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    I did, Cheeses... the ass-bombs are pretty funny...

    by ScaryWaitress

    EXPLODING HEMORRHOIDS!!!! <P> Unfortunately, we're talking the Middle East here... you KNOW a good number of women getting this surgery aren't volunteering. <P> Can you imagine the porno where the unlucky director hires the wrong girl? Filming on that one would be a bitch.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Lamest idea for a movie EVER.

    by AzulTool

    I'd rather see a movie centered around whatever that toxic substance was inside the doll.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Azul... just read the news for that one.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Besides, it's just lead and phthalates... the effects of which are long-term, and uninteresting for filming purposes.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Mmm. Hair of the dog.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I'm thirsty. <P> Hungry, too. <P> P.S., I made the bitchin'-est chili today. Slow-roasted the meat and everything. It's a game-changer.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:49 p.m. CST

    Exploding boob porn....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I like it!!!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Will taylor lautner's weird nose stretch?

    by Orionsangels

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    I'm on my third bowl, Darkman...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    it's always 4:20 at my house...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 3:55 p.m. CST

    You're making me hungry, Scary...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I still need to get to the grocery store before the Superbowl starts...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    I just wanted to say...

    by Six Demon Bag

    Good luck. We're all counting on you

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    They shouldn't have put m nights name anywhere near that ad

    by Six Demon Bag

    Like it's something to brag about.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Agree, Sixes...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    My daughter was like..."What kinda twist ending will that have?"

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Where's Flick?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I thought he wanted company during the game...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:07 p.m. CST

    Teenagers TOO cool for school:

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    -Marty McFly <p> -Jeff Spicoli <p> -Ferris Bueller <p> Teenagers that are cool for school, but with attitude <p> -Power Rangers

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Actually Subs, it's wife.

    by Stuntcock Mike

    And it doesn't taste like ham, more like sour milk strained through a dirty leather glove. <p> Yet I continue the truffle hunt.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    WTF??? TWO Superbowl commercials.

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    back to back prominently featuring men in thier underwear...And neither one was an underwear commercial...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Cheeses that confirms my suspisions

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    Superbowl is subtely for pudding eaters.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:35 p.m. CST

    If you want to send subliminal messages...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Superbowl is the time to do it...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Wow. I think HEARING about the SB ads on here

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...is better than watching.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Hey, since when is eating pudding a bad thing?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:41 p.m. CST

    I Heard them say back pedal

    by Six Demon Bag

    We've gone national

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Dove man soap sponsorship puzzles me...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    But, I guess it is the most watched program every year by all types of guys...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Please, no, Sixies.

    by ScaryWaitress

    The tourists we get in here periodically are enough trouble as it is.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Robots gettin' their feelings hurt...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Guys in coffins full of Nacho Cheeze Doritos®...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Lots of midgets and people cgied to look like midgets...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    You know, Cheeses... moisturized skin is no joke...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...and ads like this are the only way to let manly men know that there are options, besides letting your dry epidermis flake off in scales the size of tiddlywinks. <P> Moisturized skin isn't just nice for your sleeping companion... it's nice for YOU. <P> Now available in Manly Musk, Testosterone Temptation, and Sport Scent.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:54 p.m. CST

    "Midgets are ALWAYS funny.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Just like monkeys. ALWAYS funny." -Every Bullshit, Over-paid Ad Exec

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    They teach you that in Ad Exec School...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    And any talking animal...Hell, nearly any cute animal...it doesn't even HAVE to talk, it just has to have personality..like Spuds McKensie. Man, could that dog emote...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    This is awesome. You can tell when the game is on...

    by ScaryWaitress

    and when the ads are playing, by when there's action on here. <P>And who's on here right now? Cheeses, and the ONE chick. Classic.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Cool Stage...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    aging registered sex offender rock!!! Daltry sounds like he's having a stroke everytime he belts out a lyric...Who am I kidding...I should look and sound so good at his age...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    I have abandoned the traditional computer in bedroom mindset...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and fully embrace the multi-tasking of watching TV and being on line...at the same time...ta da!!! I get distracted more often but I am always entertained...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:09 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses and Scary holding down the fort. I love it...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...can't wait for the next Subbary®

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Once again...AWSOME Stage....

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Hiya, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Me and Scary are trading make up tips...What's up with you?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:18 p.m. CST

    A Movie about childbirth as a public spectacle?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:22 p.m. CST

    ...just popping in...it's gonna be time for my Teddy Ruxpin...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...routine pretty soon. And I'm determined to watch a movie tonight...missed my window of opportunity yesterday. <P>You have a stake in this game?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:23 p.m. CST

    WHAT A GUTSY OPENING PLAY!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Naw, Flick, just wanna see a good game...And it is...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    no more football until august...*Sigh*

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    ...I watch World Cup Soccer. It's only every four...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...years, and that's plenty for me.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Gutsy move paid off!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Prince of Persia trailer looked kinda cool..

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Flick, do you like the Olympics, too...?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Just seems to fit your preferred timeframe...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:31 p.m. CST

    ...was it last year that some guy caught a really long...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...pass against the side of his skullcan? That was pretty damn cool...I think I watched the whole second half of that one.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    ...I'm not above watching some girly Olympic action...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...preferably something where you don't have to know a lot of obscure rules or statistics to understand what's going on...I'll even watch a marathon from time to time.<P>Girls in bathing suits don't hurt either. I'm always rooting for that one twenty year old gymnast...because she's always the underdog...and because she's of legal age.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Not sure, Flick...I only remember football plays...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    long enough to talk to the guys at work on Monday...but, the helment catch I do remember, just not when...<p>I blame it on the weed...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    ...I'm out. Ceeses, may Enya bless the team of...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...your choice.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    ...shit, forgot your H. Sorry about that.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Bridgestone commercial made me giggle...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    very comic book inspired..."I said your life...not your wife..."

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    Later, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and, thanks, again...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:43 p.m. CST

    The who sucked....

    by Six Demon Bag

    Roger looked lost and Peter looked like ge couldn't wait to get outta there....

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Butt, you gotta admit, Sixman, THAT STAGE ROCKED!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Pyrotechically speaking...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    A US Census commercial that makes them out...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    to be total idiots played by second string actors and actresses...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    And, GOOGLE?!?!?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Why do they need to advertize on the Superbowl??? is their competition REALLY that tough?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Furries in hot tubs and in Las Vegas...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    a Sorento car commercial...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Cheese

    by Six Demon Bag

    Yeah it looked hypnotic and technically the music was good but there was no oomph or passion... Prince set the bar pretty high. In the rain no less

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    Alligators and sub sandwitches...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    the Chase banking Matrix, and a couple of fillers like the NFL's thanks to the "greatest fans in the world"...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    I liked that Kia ad

    by Six Demon Bag

    Whoo-hoo! That's what a PB outing looks like

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    Cheeses, I'm sorry... WHAT?!?!??!!?

    by ScaryWaitress

    You must be mistaken. The Prince of Persia movie does NOT look cool. <P> Bite your tongue, heretic.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:04 p.m. CST

    That was arch sass. NOT being bitchy.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Just putting that last post in context.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    But, Scary...I like my visual effects extravaganzas

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Sassy...Bitchy...Don't really matter...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm turned on by both...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    You're allowed, Cheeses...

    by ScaryWaitress

    it's just that, as a true addict of the games, I have standards. And Gyllenhaal isn't listed among them. <P> However, I see the Headgeek has seen fit to provide me with a proper forum in which to vent my displeasure. There, I shall go.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Uh-oh. What's the beer count, Cheesy?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Just kidding. <P> Almost.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Saints have got this

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    GODDAMN IT. THAT PREVIEW BLOWS.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Jesus. WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! <P> Did I mention, she's without personality as well? Farah is supposed to be a little spitfire... that girl is just dead in the eyes. <P> Which is weird... isn't that the girl from Watchmen? With the bionic ass?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Only 10 sinc 3 PM, Scary Babe...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    and what I meant was that both of my ex-wives were spitfires in their own right...each could hold thier own in any conversation no matter how rude us guys got...I like that in a woman...<p>Wimpy chicks get no sympathy from me...too high maitenence..<p>I like you...You remind me of #2...<p>My second Wife that is...not poop...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Nevermind. That was Malin Ackerman.

    by ScaryWaitress

    They look similar, though. <P> If I'd seen PoP girl's ass, I would have know it wasn't the girl from Watchmen. They don't show her ass in the preview, though.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Synchronicity...Use of the word Spitfire...15 yard penalty...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    What Preview are you talking about...I must have been distracted...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    The preview you said looked cool

    by ScaryWaitress

    Prince of Persia

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    ...I remind Cheeses of the most satisfying #2...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...sometimes I border on the mystical.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    If it has magic and ruins and swords...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'll at least see it on DVD...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    I'll see it JUST for the scene...

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    ...where Lautner as Stretch stretches his arms out too much and they explode and leak corn syrup.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    What did you find so distaste full about Prince of Persia?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:24 p.m. CST

    Oh, Cheeses, you sentimental softie you.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    Ha, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm happy to say, I've had more than my fair share of satisfying #2's...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    NOW New Orleans has it in the Bag!!!!

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    What an interception!!!!

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Well, since you asked:

    by ScaryWaitress

    WHY PRINCE OF PERSIA LOOKS TERRIBLE. <P> 1. CASTING. Jake Gyllenhaal??? Um, did not one even SEE the games? And WHY does Hollywood STILL insist on casting white actors to play every nationality of character, and just dress it up with generic non-American accents? Seriously, it's almost as bad as casting an American to play Robin Hood, then surround him with British-accent-sporting actors. It's mind-boggling. <P> The tone. I hope it's better than the preview shows... but at it's best, the game is irreverent and snippy... or at LEAST really dark. One of the things I always liked about the games was that they had clear, real personality... this trailer shows nothing of the sort. <P> I see a fuckload of CGI here. Too much CGI = lazy filmmaking, 99% of the time... UNLESS, of course, that is the point of the movie. Since this is a costume action-adventure flick, I'm going to assume it's NOT the point. <P> Bottom line is, if I want to see a shitload of CG effects... I'LL PLAY THE GAME. It's really fun... and, frankly, looks more beautiful that this movie.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Wait...Prince of Persia is a GAME?

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:36 p.m. CST

    And I love CGI...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I'm not paying money to see something I can see in my backyard or at the mall...I want to see something I will never see in real life...<p>Like white Arabs...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:42 p.m. CST

    I mean Persians...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    Sorry about the Colts, Subs...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    But good for the Saints...It was a great game...That's all that matters...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Orleans ain't gonna make it to the morning

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:07 p.m. CST

    I hope Sub's party went well...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    He DID drink a lot of the GOOD beer last night, remember...,Oh, Yeah, we're trying to forget...never mind...

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:10 p.m. CST

    BOTH of these trailers look better than the movie.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Prince of Persia 3: The Two Thrones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kukZ6J_HvqY <P> Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIx-8KiH0A

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:12 p.m. CST

    FUCK, EVEN THIS LOOKS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE

    by ScaryWaitress

    The ORIGINAL game from the 80's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zyQ_OVyhNE

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:20 p.m. CST

    Sorry, Scary...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I am woefully behind the times...especially when it comes to video games...I thought it was a remake of that cartoon about Moses...But, that was Prince of Egypt, right?

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Hey you guys!

    by ColonelFatheart

    Looks like I found you. I'm just dropping in to say hi. Hope to catch up tomorrow.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    ...hiya Colonel. You've got a lot of catching up...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...to do.<P>But all's well that ends well...see you tomorrow.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Any relation to Ab-King?

    by Chief Redcock

    The true pronunciation of ABKing's name? (Not to be confused with Gus "Limp Armstrong" Van Rant, who could never play this role)

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST

    RE: Google ad

    by anonymoose

    Have you not seen the Microsoft Bing ads? They're everywhere.

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 11:54 p.m. CST

    True, Moose...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    I just never question using Gooogle when I need to know something...<p>Never tried Bing...Or KGB for that matter...Sounds too Soviet for me...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Mel Gibson calls WGN reporter an asshole on air.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yk8t654

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:12 a.m. CST

    HHHAAAA, Moose...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    "That was like 4 years ago, dude...Move on."

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    Japan + Tuna + Star Wars = This

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yhurwdg

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Joe Biden on Avatar

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/ylpwsp5

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:24 a.m. CST

    Wow...Just wow...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    all round eyes look alike, hunh...especially when they are robots and cyborgs...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:43 a.m. CST

    What the hell...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    You have the Vice-President of the United States of America on your program and you ask him what movies he's seen lately?<p> Unbelievable...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    21 beers and I (hopefully) haven't offended anyone...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    in the last 24 hours...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 2:09 a.m. CST

    reporter is a douchenozzle.

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 2:12 a.m. CST

    Okay, let's say 12 hours...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    Hey, Scorps...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    You drinking?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 2:36 a.m. CST

    Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 7:02 a.m. CST

    Wait prince of Persia is a video game?

    by Six Demon Bag

    What's next--kings quest?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 7:48 a.m. CST

    ...Morbs! KKBB saw [deleted] last night...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...sneaked off and finally caught it while the rest of the world was watching the big game.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:09 a.m. CST

    Lautner cannot act for shit

    by rogueleader66

    Couldn't do it when he was a kid, cant do it now, so actually he is perfect for this nonsense. Perfect example:In the trailer for New Moon, there is a part when he says "don't upset me" christ the kid looked liked he was constipated, if he was saying that to me I would be laughing my ass off and giving him some Metamucil or something like that. But hey all the horny soccer moms will go see it in hopes of seeing him shirtless. Pathetic.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    I can't believe,

    by savagedave

    You picked this thread to jump into!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Rise and/or Shine®

    by Six Demon Bag

    All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the PedalBack™ ! A day in the PedalBack™ is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the PedalBack™ !"

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:22 a.m. CST

    another thing I can't believe

    by savagedave

    People are STILL falling for JettL's schtick....he has to be about the most successful troll in AICN history. Did you see this in the CAP-back?<p>"The invaders are to appear, but not the ones you know<br>by JettL1993 Feb 7th, 2010<br>07:41:15 PM<p>There are to be some changes in an attempt to try and appeal to audiences around the world along with union jack several new characters are being created these so far include:<p>Iraqi Infidel<p>The Canadian Cadet<p>Mistress Mexico<p>Austrailian Strong<p>The Oriental X-Prezz<p>and finally<p>Asiago of Atlantis"<p>There hasn't been anyone as good at shit stirring as this since that dude who used to claim that Greedo ALWAYS shot first.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:23 a.m. CST

    also

    by savagedave

    I'm gonna Triforce the SHIT out of some other threads!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:28 a.m. CST

    ▲ ▲ ▲

    by savagedave

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:29 a.m. CST

    FAIL!

    by savagedave

    Newfags can't triforce indeed.......

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    savage..

    by Six Demon Bag

    it had a low PostCount..

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:40 a.m. CST

    <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;▲<br>▲&nbsp;▲</p>

    by savagedave

    ?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:41 a.m. CST

    interesting

    by savagedave

    but still fail. Also, fair enough 6.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:48 a.m. CST

    ...someone's dog took a fucking shit on my doormat...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...blind luck I didn't step in it...Enya be praised.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:48 a.m. CST

    son of a bitch must pay

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    ...I blame the owner. I'm thinking clip his ears...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...or neutering.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST

    ...I'm not emptying my peecan until I get a Subbary®...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...just so you know.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:14 a.m. CST

    can we all agree that the WHO sucked ass last night

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    so im looking at the SERIOUS MAN dvd package...

    by Six Demon Bag

    which is the poster art...and it cracks me up everytiime...<P>they make him look so noble and striking and ominous...but if youve seen the film, and you know what hes doing...those coens...<P>HA!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST

    i got bronson near the top of mount queue

    by Six Demon Bag

    comes out tomorrow...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    ...didn't see it. I know people love The Who, but...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I can't listen to a band that has an apparently irony-free song called Pinball Wizard.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Weekend Subbary®, brought to you by BudLight® and

    by Subtitles_Off

    Disney's THE PRINCE OF PERSIA, sucking at a cinema near you in May. <P> "Get about as oiled as a diesel train. Gonna set this dance alight. 'Cause Saturday night's the night I like. Saturday night's alright, alright, alright, ooh-ohh-ooh" - February 6th, 2010...Teddy and Cheeses stay up real late to reminisce about BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA...Cheeses practices his stand-up one-liners...Sarah Palin owes some back taxes. Such a maverick...Midnight oil shots®, or "How can we sleep when our beds have two wet spots?"...Courtesy 'moose: The Definitive Mario Timeline...rogueleader66 is sick of Rush Limbaugh, as is everyone with a functioning brain, which excludes Sarah Palin...Duck Hunt Gangsta (http://tinyurl.com/yg4q35z)...Flick's The Secret Origin of Stretch Armstrong And His Extra-Long Appendage...I say "pisser," and you say "pissoir"...Threadshitting mommy-board updates. Prop baby, Trig Palin...Yackbacker returns!...Courtesy Cheeses, hilarious, politically-incorrect print ads of yesteryear (http://www.rense.com/general89/badads.htm)...CSI: Jerusalem - The Pontius Pilot...Yack and Cheeses generalize about women. Hmmm, around 5-ish P.M., I wonder if this might end badly...Flick confesses he's been wearing the mommy-board's panties under his Dockers® for years...The worst things we've ever done: crying at movies (all of us), stashing porno in our pants (Cheeses), "Dawson's Creek" (Stabby), impersonating TommyWiseau ('moose), blaming farts on the dog (Cheeses), breaking and entering to steal...Dungeons & Dragons miniatures!??!! (Stabby), causing a vomit-thon at Hebrew school (Sixies)...48K...ManlyMist®...Sixies wants to BAMF!...Underscore appears when summoned...Cheeses' prick cousins still make fun of him for crying at THE JUNGLE BOOK when Baloo impersonates Bambi's mom for two minutes. I declare death - death that lasts longer than two minutes, at least - to be "The Irreversible Baloo"...EssDub notes the "all women are whores" thing...BAMF! to Node #43897...Movies based on crappy toys. Yes, I swear, there's a Slinky® movie in development...Yack confesses to a love of cookies, and EssDub confesses to stealing communion wafers from the Episcopalian Church...Stabby thinks Cobra's lost at the mommy-board..."Bitches leave" @ 7:09:18 P.M....Stabby makes a perfectly timed joke..."I'll take 'Three Other Things I Never Want To Put In My Mouth' for five-hundred, Alex." What are gefilte fish, lutefisk and charnina?...The Pedalback makes a new friend, Darkocity, who drinks cognac, makes French Onion Soup from scratch and doesn't understand a word we're typing...Scorps is late for the BAMF!ing...EssDub defends Ashton Kutcher...Flick'll marry me, but a reach-around is out of the question?...Stuff starts being typed in anger: the less said about it the better. I said, "The less said about, it the better"...ieatgarbage may be someone we all know and love...I said, "The less said about, it the better"...Teddy buys The Worst Movie Ever Made on DVD for 50¢ and over-pays by about 45 pennies...Morbs predicts the outcome of The Super Bowl and drops some more symbols for the Alt-impaired...'moose draws a Conehead (http://tinyurl.com/y8zhpt7)...Them Crooked Vultures rock SNL...I said, "The less said about, it the better"...Courtesy Teddy: Powerthirst! It'll make you good at sports! It'll make you run like a Kenyan! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)...DAYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhh!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =j0iKzrqblqQ)...I said, "The less said about, it the better"...Toddlerapoo wakes up, wonders what all the yelling is about, and requests snuggles on the animal blanket..."Mr. Deity" webisodes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Xox174PXA)...Singing Cyndi Lauper...Never go to bed angry? FACK® that! Sometimes your significant other will not shut DEƒUCK® up, and you need the womb of bed... <P> "I woke up in a Soho jail. The policeman knew my name. He said, 'You can go sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away" - February 7th, 2010...Teddy and Scorps pick up some of the broken glass and throw away the empty pizza boxes...Stuntcock Mike, who looks enough like Actor Mike to do the long-shot, fire-ball stuff, makes an ill-timed joke, and Yackbacker gets some poo on his shoe...The Drama Queen back-BAMF!s to Node #43854 to avoid anymore of this less-said-the-better bullsh!...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: COME AND SEE - an over-the-top, flawed masterpiece, depressing as all hell. ★★★☆☆ ¾ ...Yack and I tsk-tsk money's influence on pro football and The Olympics...Meanwhile, back at Node #43897, more blah-blah-blah of which the less said, the better. except to say, finally, these two things: As long as we are giving out awards, I'd like for 'moose to have The Insight Award for Achievement in Thoughtfulness for "...it's not about her. It's about you." 'moose is The Pedalback's go-to guy for video absurdity, comic weirdness, and foreign site infiltration, but he doesn't often get credit for his ability to cut surgically to the heart of the matter. Thank you, 'moose. And, The Ah-ha Moment for Excellence In Finally Getting It goes to Cheeses for "Mostly, I would like to appologise for disrupting the karma of the Pedalback, which is what I gather has upset so many of you..." I was still pissed until I read those words Monday morning, and now I'm not anymore...Cheeses and EssDub bond over breast jokes. Yeah, it's The Pedalback...Hugs and kisses and make-up sex all around...Darko has a hangover...Monkey hummus? "I'll take 'Food That Is Scarier Than Charnina' for five-hundred, Alex"...Super Bowl XLIV: The Colts can't deal with the element of surprise. Too many commercials, most of them for some flavor of Budweiser®. The Who are old, but you'll miss real rock when all you have left are Jay-Z mumbling "whu, whu, yeah, whu, yeah" over pre-recorded tracks and Pink lip-synching while swinging from the end of a toilet paper roll, pretending she's in the Cirque Du Fucking Soleil...Meanwhile, at Node #43854, diarrhea agrees, Who Are Old, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh...At Node #43897, Flick curses The Colts, and Peyton Manning throws an interception. Thanks, Flick...THE PRINCE OF PERSIA preview makes the movie look like a Saturday night SyFy original...Colon-El follows the breadcrumbs... <P> 49K, today, as long as we're still counting. "Aw who DEƒUCK® are you, you, you, are you-ooh?"

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE. P!NK WAS SINGING

    by ScaryWaitress

    NOT lip-synching.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:32 a.m. CST

    SHE DOESN'T LIP-SYNC.

    by ScaryWaitress

    http://tinyurl.com/yhe5hkv

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:33 a.m. CST

    SHE'S NOT BRITNEY. SHE'S ACTUALLY GOOD.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:34 a.m. CST

    BESIDES, SHE'S NOT ROCK, AND KNOWS IT

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Oh, and 'morning, Subs. Thx for a double-dose

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...of SUBBARY!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Mornin', EssDub.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Thought you were gone all week?<P>Oh, and, sorry, but I'm not taking Pink's word for it. Milli Vanilli and Madonna have all claimed they don't lip-synch, too.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:41 a.m. CST

    Then again, I might just have her confused

    by Subtitles_Off

    with Gwen Stefani or Fergie. They're all so interchangeable these days, I get 'em mixed up.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:43 a.m. CST

    BTW, Bridgestone® Half-time™ dudes,

    by Subtitles_Off

    you know what's even cooler than computerized lights and lasers? A sound system that doesn't fizzle every time some knob pushes the fireworks button!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    DAMN! AICN's creaky band-width!

    by Subtitles_Off

    We've already nearly killed another side street.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    I'm catching up on work at home this morning.

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...didn't get SHIT done this weekend. So, here I am...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    * they didn't *

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Sweet.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Coolest. Job. In. The. World.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Is it just we two, this morning, Ess?

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:53 a.m. CST

    what the fuck am i--chopped demon sheep?

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    Mmm. Chopped demon sheep... yummers.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Wow, I'm hungry. That Icelandic yogurt did NOT cut it this morning. <P> By killed another side street, do you mean... *bamf*...already? Dammit. I just got my teepee just the way I like it.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    pink dont lip sync

    by Six Demon Bag

    i give props..

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Nope, Sixies. You are The Pedalback.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You and Stabbers. I've told you that a million times.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    spike the icelandic yogurt with 100 year old scotch

    by Six Demon Bag

    and we got a demon bag breakfast

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Nah. We won't BAMF! yet, but,

    by Subtitles_Off

    manna-o-man, we used to be able to keep our boat upright in the refresh rapids until at least post #2500.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 9:59 a.m. CST

    we'll learn ya bout pitching your teepee

    by Six Demon Bag

    all you need is your trusty peecan and a keyboard..<P>btw i was humming that elton song to work today for some reason..

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    we DID a top heavy first day here though

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    "My old man's drunker than a barrell full of monkeys,

    by Subtitles_Off

    and the old lady, she don't care."

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    ...whew! That peecan was getting full...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and gamey.<P>I disapprove of this alternate time-line stuff...alternate time-lines are Pedalback In Name Only.<P>Glad we're back to the original series.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Please,

    by Subtitles_Off

    alternate time-lines are where Bruce Wayne goes to kick supernatural ass.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    ...morning everyone. Subs, successful party?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    ahhhhh.OTHERWORLDS!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Good enough for Bruce FACKING® Wayne,

    by Subtitles_Off

    the ONLY Batman, then it's good enough for me or you.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Great party.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Ended badly, though. Maybe next time, you'll throw those jinxes around with a little more care?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    ELSEWORLDS, Sixies. Close enough.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    scary...you got a toddler right?

    by Six Demon Bag

    2-ish?<P>have you hit the terrible twos yet? <P>my son is very stubborn and defiant..<P>just wanted to know if this is normal...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    NOW BACK TO OUR REGULAR SCHEDULED SCHENANIGANS

    by Six Demon Bag

    ah-choo!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    No Colon-El this morning?

    by Subtitles_Off

    I was worried about the weekend having collateral damage on our more peaceful members.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Sixies, not only is it normal,

    by Subtitles_Off

    it's to be encouraged. Li'lDemonBag's gotta figure out how far he can push it.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:09 a.m. CST

    sonof a bitch...

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    ...????

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    that derogatory is not to lil demon

    by Six Demon Bag

    but to my gaffe

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:12 a.m. CST

    im suggesting BAMPFing to get this bad taste

    by Six Demon Bag

    outta PBs mouth...<P>thoughts?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Sixies,

    by Subtitles_Off

    I don't see anywhere to go right yet, but, yeah, I'm with you.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Subs is right.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Normal, and healthy. The challenge here is to pick your battles- and you MUST pick some, and assert limitations, or you will have a self-indulgent little PITA on your hands in no time. <P> Kids need limits to feel safe and secure in their world. For example, I just had to physically wrestle my own little angel into a sweatshirt. She would have preferred to run about the house devoid of all clothing. But I picked THIS battle because, in addition to learning who's boss, she won't freeze her little ass off. <P> BTW, this is EXACTLY the kind of question youbemom.com is actually GOOD for... in case I'm not around.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:16 a.m. CST

    ...ended badly as in the final score? Or...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...ended badly as in a drunken brawl and a misguided attempt at the penis-showing-game?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    HA! Final score.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Everybody present has already seen each others' penis and have moved on.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    lil' likes to throw things...HEAVY THINGS at daddy demon

    by Six Demon Bag

    and if NO isnt the word coming outta his mouth its FUCK..i should stop watching PREDATOR in front of him.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:19 a.m. CST

    I can't believe people actually are excited about

    by Subtitles_Off

    shoving six more third-rank superheroes into Captain America's first movie.<P>Can we say "train-wreck?"

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    ...DemonSack, I'd agree with you, but...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...what about our stragglers? We would have to make it clear that all's well that ends well. Can't have them drop in, see trouble and assume the worst.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Li'lDemon is an episode of "Supernanny" in the making.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Bad words and throwing things? Instant naughty spot, Dad.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    * Automatic naughty spot *

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    he also like to bite and pinch me

    by Six Demon Bag

    and when i pick him up..he has been known to scratch...<P>hes a spitfire like his mother.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    My dd used to bite too.

    by ScaryWaitress

    You REALLY need to nip this in the bud. <P> What do you do to discipline now?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Naw. Can't allow that.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You gotta nip that in the bud.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    ...ToddleraPoo said OH FUCK! yesterday when...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I couldn't get any traction on the ice in our driveway and I had to put the fucking car (with child in car-seat)in neutral and push the goddamn thing into the road by myself with no one steering the vehicle...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Stuff like refusing to eat brocolli or

    by Subtitles_Off

    not putting his toys back in the toy box. Those're the things you can let slide.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    TRAIN WRECK? No... worse.

    by ScaryWaitress

    But then, I feel as though trying to inject real life into Cpt America- a relic of a past USA that is no more- is a big mistake to begin with. Doesn't Superman basically fit the needs of anyone who would be into Cpt America anyway? <P> I'm not into the old comics, so I may be speaking heresy... but I never felt the urge to bother with Cpt America. And Union Jack? That character just looks like an excuse to use the British flag in some cutting-edge athletic wear. What are HIS powers?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    HA!

    by Subtitles_Off

    I love it when language bites parents in the arse! It's so funny.<P>But, yeah, you gotta nip language in the bud. Because they don't really know.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    I'm with you, EssDub. I've never understood

    by Subtitles_Off

    the popularity of Captain America, and I don't think it extends much further than the doors of Your Local Comics Shop.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    well the biting has lessened alot...

    by Six Demon Bag

    he used to get bit at daycare ALL the time but we switched and in the beginning HE was the biter...<P>but its cooled now..now hes more of a pusher..he beats up his 5 year old bro...and he tries to scratch...<P>granted this happens ONLY when hes mad..

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:32 a.m. CST

    I think Union Jack is basically

    by Subtitles_Off

    just Captain America with a different flag on his chest and without the sissy wing-thingies on the side of his head.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Still, he needs to learn an alternative to violence

    by Subtitles_Off

    when angry. Give him a soft bean bag and a target on the wall he can use when he gets mad or something.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    My dad's solution to that was to tell the older kid to

    by Subtitles_Off

    sock the younger one in the mouth.<P>And now he wonders why his sons don't really get along that well.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    EssDub

    by Six Demon Bag

    we do a lot of time out..

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    i still have faith in joe johnston

    by Six Demon Bag

    the man made ROCKETEER...<P>ROCKETEER...<P>but these added characters are dredging up memories of the wolverine film with blob, deadpool, and more witty action figures at a store near you!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Next time he hits his brother,

    by Subtitles_Off

    after time out and apologizing to his brother, let him have two minutes of some kind of anger release, like the bean bag or jumping into a pile of leaves or kicking the dog (KIDDING!).

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    ...I think it's good to have a spirited kid...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and we try to re-direct the kid's attention most of the time. We decided what the most important stuff is and don't bend on it...things like biting, safety issues, not touching sockets...the stove etc... <P>For a while there even just enforcing those few cardinal rules resulted in between one and three forty five minute, screaming, snot-nosed, flailing-limb tantrums per day.<P>She's two and a half now and things are a lot better. I think they need to learn that they're not the center of the universe or you end up with a Paris Hilton on your hands (I'd love to discipline Paris for a long weekend...if such a thing were possible without catching zombiedick).

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    note to self: buy a dog

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Marvel just wants to establish the

    by Subtitles_Off

    Superhero Team idea before DC can get off their ass and make a JUSTICE LEAGUE movie, which, in my humble own, is the ONLY superhero concept left that they need to make a movie out of. EVERYONE would see a good JUSTICE LEAGUE movie, if done properly. THE AVENGERS is a niche franchise.<P>Icons vs. also-rans.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    ...but man, I'm glad we have a girl. I'm I'll be singing...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...a different tune once she's an indecipherable teenager, but toddler boys sound like more than I could handle...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Flick has hit on the most important thing, thinks parentless I..

    by Subtitles_Off

    They have to learn they're not the center of the universe.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    ...*sure* I'm sure...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'm forgetting entire words now.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    i think its harder to make the JL film

    by Six Demon Bag

    marvel has gone about it pretty smartly with the AVENGERS...i dont see DC enticing Bale to work with anyone who they get to be in JL (routh?, reynolds)

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    I guess, Subs, I would stress CONSISTENCY.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Let your kid get away with it once or twice, that sends a message that you aren't serious. You have to discipline EVERY TIME he does the undesirable thing. <P> Also, I found talking seriously to my dd helped a lot. When she's freaking out, I get down on her level and try talking calmly to her about what's going on. It's TOTALLY COUNTERINTUITIVE to speak calmly to a screaming child, but often they're behaving that way because they don't have a full grasp of language yet. <P> Remember, often the primary goal is to get a rise out of you. CONSISTENCY, and CALM, are what you need to employ. Getting emotional gives them the upper hand... AND scares them. They need their parents to be rocks.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:50 a.m. CST

    I don't think they need to have the same actors.

    by Subtitles_Off

    God, a Nolanverse-inspired JLA featuring Brandon Routh sounds like absolute torture to me anyway. I'd rather have an incurable rash all over my balls.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:53 a.m. CST

    Throw away this "it's gotta be real for a movie"

    by Subtitles_Off

    bullsh! and just do a live-action cosmic comic book. The sillier (not comic but absurd, plot-wise) almost the better, within reason. I'm not advocating Schumacher's JLA. I'm visualizing more of the TV cartoon, done for the large screen.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    thanks guys

    by Six Demon Bag

    i'lll take this up...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:56 a.m. CST

    EssDub brings the good parenting advice.

    by Subtitles_Off

    And also, remember, Sixies, Li'lDemon is supposed to screw up every once in awhile. It's one of the ways they learn. If you can keep from getting out-of-control angry, you'll be setting a huge example.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    ..."live-action cosmic comic book"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'd watch that. <P>G.I. JOE tried and failed miserably on every front.<P>I think CRANK 2 did a better job at a live action toon. Then again, you could argue that [deleted] succeeded too, but we won't get into that...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    subs

    by Six Demon Bag

    but i think the audiences will freak out if they have someone else playing batman and superman...if someone is officially batman in the other films...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11 a.m. CST

    ...but Sixies, you're playing the parenting game...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...on the Godlike setting...two boys under six...I don't think I'm man enough...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Well, Sixies, I disagree.

    by Subtitles_Off

    There've been six Batman movies and four different actors. And, the audiences haven't freaked out. There've been two Supermen. There'll be two Spider-men. Two David Banners. Countless Bonds, Tarzans, and Holmes. I think the audience is more malleable than you think.<P>Particularly, maybe, with comics characters because people are used to seeing them being drawn differently all the time. The thing that matters most is getting the costume right. That molded-muscle "Smallville" thing just looks fake as hell to me.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Right, Flick, and this is one time I don't mind

    by Subtitles_Off

    bringing up [deleted]. I'm not saying that a JLA movie should be wisdom-free. But, come on!, if anything can get away with it, an all-out superhero flick could. The difference is the note of seriousness, I think - the tone. [deleted] is heart-on-the-sleeve serious bordering on pandering. A comic book spectacular has that sort of built-in right from the beginning.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Look! It's Aquaman in a hoodie!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    subs..

    by Six Demon Bag

    you know what i meant..two actors playing batman in two different films that are released at the same time..<P>like if they had bale in BATMAN3 released in 2012 and a JL film released in 2013 with taylor lautner<P>this has only happened once to my knowledge...in 83--OCTOPUSSY and NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Flick gets 49K.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Two in a row.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:15 a.m. CST

    I know what you meant, Sixies, but

    by Subtitles_Off

    I still don't see the restriction. A JLA movie would have to be entirely different in tone from a Nolanverse Batman. Heck, a JLA movie would probably work with only a cameo from Batman, but in two movies that are visually different the same actor would cause more confusion than not.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Besides, I'd rather have one JLA movie

    by Subtitles_Off

    than a third Nolan Batman anyway, as you know.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    thats another thing...

    by Six Demon Bag

    these worlds that the DC films are making arent the same..youre right...<P>marvel on the other hand is making it where spidey COULD swing in and say "what up homey?" to tony stark...<P>DC would need to start all over again...but do they wanna risk their beloved BM saga?<P>i bet a JL film will happen when nolanverse eventually runs its course.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Brandon Routh was terrible. Truly.

    by ScaryWaitress

    And actually- I will get shit for this in 3... 2... <P> I don't really like Bale as Batman. AND I LIKE BALE. A LOT. I just don't feel as though he's massive enough... and his brand of rage is too pointed, too focused. The thing I always dug about Batman is that even his rage feels big and enveloping, but he's devised this mechanical system to reign it in. <P> I honestly don't know who would really be able to pull B-man off... I think Liam Neeson comes closest, really. I think he proved me right in Taken. <P> My overarching point being, even if we LIKED Cpt Nationalistic Worldview, ol' Hollywood would just screw it up with casting decisions anyway, I guess.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Don't BAMF! yet

    by ColonelFatheart

    Busy weekend, busy morning, just punching in now. Well, it sure does look like I missed a lot ...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    ...hey Subs, maybe you've been looking at [deleted]...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the wrong way all this time. I've always argued that [deleted] succeeds the same way a classic old pulp novel succeeds...that's not far off from a good comic book.<P>I got from [deleted] everything I didn't get from all the recent SPIDER-MAN and BATMAN movies.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    i want Dark Knight Returns with Stephen Fukken Lang

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    EssDub you my sister from a different mister.

    by Subtitles_Off

    And you are safe to criticize Bale as MumbleBats in here anytime you want.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:30 a.m. CST

    ...morning Colonel. Any trouble was just for show...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...just a hazing ritual for ScaryWaitress...she passed with flying colors.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Nah, Flick.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I've been looking at [deleted] as the self-described GREATEST THING EVER and seeing it fail in every way, including, just for me, visually. I wouldn't be any happier with a JLA movie that was entirely dumbed-down. I just think that there's a little more inherent dumbness in superhero subject matter, and I'd be willing to tolerate it there.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    i liked bale as bruce wayne

    by Six Demon Bag

    but his batman is somehting of a cipher..<P>but i think thats how nolan wants it..hes more interested in the other characters.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Howdy, Col!

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    I missed the hazing, huh?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Can I get a paddle shot in? Just one?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    howdy quade!

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Sixies, i don't want a DARK KNIGHT RETURNS movie,

    by Subtitles_Off

    ever. Meaning, Zack Snyder is probably secretly inking the deal on it right now.<P>If, especially, a Nolan third breaks down - sorry, but I think it might, that will be the way they go next, and Subby will be one unhappy merfer.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    I refuse to accept that Kuato is dead.

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Bring it the fuck on!

    by Six Demon Bag

    Loved watchmen

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    I thought Bale was crowded out in TDK

    by ColonelFatheart

    His Bruce Wayne is compelling, particularly in Begins.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    Good question, though. If not Nolan for Batman, who?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    I guess it needs to be said

    by Six Demon Bag

    Avatar was bested by dear John....<p>insert kong quote here.....sigh

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Col... DON'T HAZE ME, BRO!!!

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Technically, it was bested weeks ago.

    by Subtitles_Off

    You keep forgetting to adjust for inflated ticket prices.<P>Sorry, but asses-in-seats is the only legitimate comparison that I'll even consider. Box Office is bullshit. Particularly for a summer blockbuster that opens in winter to avoid any competition.<P>Tell me you believe [deleted] would've lasted three weeks in the heat of summer. Go ahead. Tell me. Since neither of us can prove it, tell me thrice.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Brody from Mallrats needs a cameo in this movie.

    by Royston Lodge

    "Does his ENTIRE body stretch?"

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    ...I've said this all before, but although I admired...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...TDK very much, I have no desire to see it again. I applaud its attempt to elevate the genre, but I thought it was neither fish nor fowl.<P>As a super-hero movie it wasn't much fun, and as a crime drama it wasn't all that. And it didn't have nearly enough Batman.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Col., I vote moratorium on Batman movies.

    by Subtitles_Off

    At least until I am senile and don't know anything about it.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    ...hey Royston.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    WOLF-MAN week.

    by Subtitles_Off

    GAWD®, those ads make it look all kinds of fecal.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Meh, Sixies, don't worry

    by ColonelFatheart

    Gyno-centric counterprogramming on Super Bowl weekend. What do you expect. And AVATAR has already cleared $600M/$2B. Don't get greedy!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    I agree. A moratorium is hereby enacted.

    by ScaryWaitress

    BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    The wife still needs to see it

    by Six Demon Bag

    And I'm seeing benicio this weekend .. So you don't hafta

  • Feb. 8, 2010, noon CST

    ...hey FlickaPoo.

    by Royston Lodge

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    My opinion on TDK has mellowed with time.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I will watch it again, simply because it has several dazzling moments, Ledger's amazing performance and a solid turn from our good buddy Mr. Oldman.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    ..mcfly you bojo!!!

    by Six Demon Bag

    hoverboards dont work on water--<P>UNLESS YOU GOT POW-WAH!!!!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    ...Royston, you don't have any Talkback Surviving...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...The Terrible Twos advice by any chance do you?<P>We've got a little support group going here.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    ..."DON'T HAZE ME, BRO!!!"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!...that kid was great!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Judicious use of a "Detroit Babysitter".

    by Royston Lodge

    Defined as: "Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino."

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Shoot! Just realized. screwed up *Actorcock Mike* joke

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    HA! "Detroit Babysitter."

    by Subtitles_Off

    So that's what that means.<P>I always thought people were referring to an ill-tempered big girl.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    ...HA! I thought that was the Phillipsburg NJ babysitter...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...except instead of fancy gambling you just lock up little Adolph and loiter down at the local WalMart.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Poor Conan O'Brien.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Oprah took his seat in The Letterman commercial.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

    Little Adolph

    by ColonelFatheart

    Nearly forgot about that plucky li'l ragamuffin.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Conehead, Subs? Conehead?

    by anonymoose

    Pick up a video game controller for once in your life. <P>   ▲<P>▲ ▲

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Oprah didn't take his seat . . .

    by Royston Lodge

    . . . he just has to wait an extra 30 minutes before he's allowed to sit in it.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    ...just in case anyone missed Scary's reference...

    by FlickaPoo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE<P>Love it.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Well, I didn't know what else to call it, 'moose.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Besides, it looked like it was dressed in a tuxedo. I should've called it Fancy-Pants Conehead.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:28 p.m. CST

    My favorite part of the game last night.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yeu3pyv <P> Too bad ref flagged it, I wanted to see where this was going.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:33 p.m. CST

    HA! "...wait thirty minutes..."

    by Subtitles_Off

    Well done, Royston.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    ...sometimes my dear two-year-old makes me want to...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...padlock myself in a small room...with a good book, a cup of good coffee...and the empty coffee-can for emergencies...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Hopefully they stretch out his pig nose.

    by Dingbatty

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    What is this "book" that you speak of?

    by Royston Lodge

    I only respond to "movies" or "tv shows". Sometimes "games", but only in emergency situations.<p> "Books are like Twitter, except much longer."

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:42 p.m. CST

    And while you're locked in, she'll be doing what, exactly?

    by Subtitles_Off

    Painting fuzzy bunnies on the living room walls? Entertaining gentle-toddler-men callers? Auditioning replacement Daddies?<P>"OK, 'Fuzzy Caterpillar' from the top, with more funny voices."

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    ...I would like to take a moment to celebrate...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the choice of "judicious" in front of "Detroit Babysitter".<P>Best and funniest word possible.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:49 p.m. CST

    NUDE BEER

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yf9cerr

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    I'm quite proud of it.

    by Royston Lodge

    I coined the phrase "Detroit Babysitter" when I was a student at the University of Windsor. At least twice a year there'd be a news story from across the river about someone being charged with child abuse for chaining their kid to the bed while they went out to run errands/gamble/smoke crack.<p> We spent a lot of time mocking Detroit telebizhon.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Afternoon, guys and gals...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Subs...? *Shuffle, shuffle, looks down at feet* Sorry, I upset you...can I still play?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:51 p.m. CST

    ...man, I'm on the old laptop right now...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...loading any page takes an eternity (regardless of post-count)...it's as though you guys are mission control and I'm the Mars Rover. By the time I post a reply there are five new and better jokes...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Now I want to hack into NASA's signal . . .

    by Royston Lodge

    . . . and send dick and fart jokes to the Mars Rover.<p> That'd fuckin' blow SETI's mind!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Subs

    by Six Demon Bag

    You get EW? There was a snippet in there bout avatars tix sales

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Yes, Cheeses.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    This article on graphic novel movies pisses me off

    by D.Vader

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/02/08/graphic.novels.mainstream/index.html?hpt=Sbin <p> They make no distinction between comic books and graphic novels and seem to imply graphic novels were not read outside of the 18 and under age group before Spider-Man (feature film) was a success. Baloney.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Darn it, moose!

    by Subtitles_Off

    I thought for sure that was going to end, "Cold beer with Titties."

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:55 p.m. CST

    ...remember that young couple recently who...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...came into some inheritance money and promptly ran out and bought a giant TV, entertainment system, X-Box 360 etc...and forgot all about their newborn for a few days?<P>I believe the child survived...barely. Thank Enya.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Boss...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    Sorry about your Colts...But, It WAS a great game...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Vader,

    by Subtitles_Off

    I stopped reading after they put Blake Lively and "A-list star" in the same sentence.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Seems silly, especially when . . .

    by Royston Lodge

    . . . there are factories in Malaysia that'll pay good money for young slaves.<p> Small fingers are great for assembling electronics.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 12:59 p.m. CST

    ...Cheeses! I love a happy ending.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1 p.m. CST

    There was a $141 million dollar lottery ticket sold this week.

    by Subtitles_Off

    I'd forget all about my sextuplets for $141 million.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    OK, 'moose, that SB clip was OFFENSIVE

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...on so many levels. HOLY SHIT! These people have a JOB in TELEVISION????? This isn't even grade-school-level. Someone actually spent REAL MONEY making those shit-ass sets! <P> With all the people out of work in the industry, and getting laid off, these fuckers are still working?!?!?! TO PRODUCE THAT??? It's like they're rubbing the noses of the unemployed in feces, for fun. <P> GOD, THE FUCKING HORROR!!!!!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Me too, Flick...But they always cost extra...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    At least at the massage parlors I go to...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Should've seen the halftime at The Puppy Bowl.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Ted Nugent singing "Cat Scratch Fever" on a giant dog-bed with lights all over it.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Them Crooked Vultures tonight!

    by ColonelFatheart

    Just rubbin' it in.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    *with Christmas lights all over it*

    by Subtitles_Off

    See? i was going for a multi-level joke, there. "Cat Scratch Fever" and the cheap sets.<P>Get it now?<P>Some times I feel like SNL. It's funny as shit, inside my own head.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Mommy board rage.

    by anonymoose

    http://tinyurl.com/yjktdtq

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:06 p.m. CST

    That ought to be good, Col.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    It sucks today.

    by ColonelFatheart

    I actually have to work. A co-worker is out because he's down celebrating in New Orleans (huge Saints fan), so I gotta pick up the slack. I feel as though I'm at a slight remove ...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by D.Vader

    You talkin' bout the Puppy Bowl or another clip?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    "OhmiGAWD!"

    by Subtitles_Off

    "You just ran over a kid in the theater parking lot!"<P>"It's okay. It had been misbehaving."<P>"Oh, well. Terrible twos, huh? What're ya gonna do?"

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Did you catch "Depends on the movie" 'moose?

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Puppy Bowl. FUCKING PUPPY BOWL, D.Vader.

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Who's gonna play Bobbito?

    by duanejones

    Because I'm all OG and, um, suchnnot.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    ...I know Subs hates Sarah Silverman, but my favorite...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...scene from her show had one of the big gay neighbors getting an Asian massage...<P>The masseuse asks if he would like "full release"? <P>He says "...well, OK, but it might get pretty messy..."<P>She says "OH, you bigga boy, eh?!"<P>Next scene the guy is getting run out of the joint...he apparently assumed "full release" involved relaxing his bowels...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Well, Col. when that kid gets back.

    by Subtitles_Off

    Vacation Day him. better yet, Sick Day him. I can always squeeze two days out of a single sickness.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    StretchyDonger does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    Aha!<p> So this is where the Pedalback will 'streeeeetch' to 50,000 posts is it?<p> Looks like I showed up just at the right time - "rubbing the noses of the unemployed in feces, for fun" - sounds great. We'll turn the 'unwashed masses' into the 'shit-nosed masses' until President Obama, Queen Elizabeth, and whoever's Prime Minister of Russia get down on their knees and beg us to stop!<p> WHO'S WITH ME - LET'S FUCKIN GO!

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Yes, I saw that.

    by anonymoose

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Cobra, all hopped-up on breast milk.

    by Subtitles_Off

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    This guy's no kid.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Gotta figure he's in his early 50s.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    I wish Gary Oldman would say something useless

    by Subtitles_Off

    so we could BAMF! to his thread for the big five-oh.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    ...Cobra, who's Scary up against in the tournament?

    by FlickaPoo

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Yeah, that WAS funny, Flick...

    by Cheeses_of_Nazareth

    The show has it's moments...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:15 p.m. CST

    I disagree about the Puppy Bowl.

    by anonymoose

    It's clearly low budget, and it's a D'AAAAAWWWWW adorable alternative to the Super Bowl. It also benefits AAHA and other good things. I make a point to watch at least part of it every year.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Oh, in that case, Col,

    by Subtitles_Off

    reverse his cubicle and take his stapler.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Best "walk in" song on UFC ever was last night.

    by Royston Lodge

    One of the guys had Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold" playing as he walked into the arena.<p> Best choice of song I've ever seen for a UFC fight.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    I remembered this for inspiration.

    by anonymoose

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vf3VzVbrXU

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Stretch Armstrong vs. Vlad the Impaler

    by Royston Lodge

    ...discuss...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:21 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Subs, yes indeed the mom's were most obliging! Flicka I will see what I can come up with for Scary..

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:23 p.m. CST

    by anonymoose

    Stretch would become a vampire and Dracula would choke on Stretch's blood. They both lose.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    ...Stretch Armstrong vs. Vlad the Impaler...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...terribly unrewarding and frustrating for both of them I imagine...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Need ... coffee ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    I'm just so out of it.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Moose: I'm so lobbying my local independent theatre...

    by Royston Lodge

    ...to play that video before every movie.<p> The theatre's owned by the guy who directed "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter", so I'm guessing he'd be amenable to the idea.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    ...Vlad wouldn't get the screams and flailing he craves...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and Stretch would fail to find the FULL-filling partner he's been searching for all these years. <P>And if Vlad can't do it for him...who can...?

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    This concept is crying out to be realized...

    by Royston Lodge

    ...via a Flash animation.<p> I only know how to make GIMP Animation Package cartoons, sadly.

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    pucker up gents...

    by Six Demon Bag

    MR. AND MRS. SMITH reboot is on the way...

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    24 movie characters that dont deserve love

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    via AVCLUB

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    1--Renée Zellweger, Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    2. Meg Ryan, Serious Moonlight (2009)

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    3. Jada Pinkett, Woo (1998)

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    4. Jesse Bradford, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (2009)

    by Six Demon Bag

  • Feb. 8, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    5. Meg Ryan, Sleepless In Seattle (1993)

    by Six Demon Bag