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Ab-Lad to play STRETCH ARMSTRONG!!!
Hey folks, Harry here with news on the latest HASBRO toy line to stretch its way towards feature film production. This time - the Academy Award winning producer of A BEAUTIFUL MIND is turning his high brow aesthetic towards one of my favorite childhood toys that never really needed to be anything other than a toy... I'm talking of course about STRETCH ARMSTRONG. And what blonde muscular tan guy did they cast as the personality-less toy of olde? TAYLOR LAUTNER. If they bleach his hair, I'll laugh for about half a year of trailers before watching the film knowing that it will mostly likely be... whatever a STRETCH ARMSTRONG movie can be. Oh... and naturally, the film is going to be 3D. Ahem. This according to the Finke at Deadline!
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Stretch Armstrong? Jesus.
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It was fun for like 2 seconds.
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It's a rubbish film based on a rubbish toy. Surely this heralds the apocalypse.
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hollywood is fucking hilarious.
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I mean really, who gives a fuck?
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LOL! Really... HAHAHAHA. This is pure comic disastrous gold.
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LOL! Really... HAHAHAHA. This is pure comic disastrous gold.
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LOL! Really... HAHAHAHA. This is pure comic disastrous gold.
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LOL! Really... HAHAHAHA. This is pure comic disastrous gold.
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Does anyone really think anyone cares at all about stretch armstrong? And if you leave taylor out in the sun all day and then stretch him, does black goo come seeping out?
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What's next? And wasn't this supposed to be made in the 90's??
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...that kid looks half Neanderthal.
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This is the dumbest goddamn idea for a movie I've ever heard. It'll probably make billions.
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Will this come out the same weekend as Hong Kong Phooey? If so, we're doomed.
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Then I yell, "Stretch, Armstrong, Stretch!"Sometimes there is crying involved.
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Feb 05, 2010 8:58:47 PM CST
...vaginal soft tissue is by far the most elastic part of...
by flickapoo
...of the human body...the vagina is remarkably elastic and stretches to many times its normal diameter during vaginal birth.Obviously the origin story must involve one or more vaginas, a sudden burst of powerful radiation of some sort, and this guy.
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appear in the same sentence. Anyway, as long as this douche is kept busy making films I don't want to see I'm ambivalent, he can do whatever he wants. But Lautner seriously needs to fire his agent.
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they cooked up the story about him having native american ancestry to justify his Twilight role, and appease the naysayers. That shit is just shameful.
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For the love of god, please let this be a cruel early April Fool's Day joke.
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Expectation wise, are we talking sometime this fiscal quarter? Or is it just completely out of reach for Harry?
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...will only stretch into next week.
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Wasn't he supposed to be in "Max Steel"? And when this film was initially making the rounds in the '90s, weren't much older actors like Danny Devito and Tim Allen considered? Though that might have been the Cap Toys version, not the Kenner version where he battled monsters. And if you are curious to see what Taylor looks like blonde- http://tinyurl.com/ybvleut
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Good lord, what the fuck Harry...
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Thanks for the fucking anatomy lesson. HOLY SHIT. I'm on here for 10 seconds, and my eyeballs are raped. GODDAM IT.
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They take a hot young actor, and squeeze him like a sausage into any role they can. His agent is ALL FOR it, because he knows the kid is a talentless hack... hell, the kid's own mother is saying, "DO IT! IT'S REAL MONEY!" Ten months later, said kid is working at a 7-11 in Peoria.
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Don't talk that way bout sharkboy!!!
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That's near Bronson Missouri ain't it?
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This ain't over.
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Anyone else have one of these things break and spill out? Very messy.
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WarnerBros should sue Hasbro. Just sayin'
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NO DICE.
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Why don't they just do a Plastic Man movie? I'm sure it would be 100x better!
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Robert Rodriguez, an AICN friend, cast Taylor Lautner as the lead in one his films. Robert Rodriguez has lost all credibility in my opinion.
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He cheated on his wife with Rose McGowan. And then AGAIN when he cast crackwhore/fuckup Lindsay Lohan in his new movie. She'd NEVER had said yes in previous years. Its only bc she's so damn desperate for drug money that she's in his film.
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Feb 05, 2010 10:47:53 PM CST
What the fuck is a candy car? Is it like an ice cream truck?
by soylentmean
Answer the question loserguy3000!
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I am banned again, for the millionth time, you will never know who I am, I am someone you know, someone you've met, I am everyone, I am life, I am death, you will never get rid of me, i will change my username a thousand times forever and you will never catch me, as long as you continue to promote crappy movies like this and Frozen, From Paris With Love, Kick Ass
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The film will fall flat on its face, and take cross-eyes down the crapper with it!
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I still see all his posts.
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He's a humorless little fucker, though, apparently.
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Shit, man. I'm happily married, but if I found out my husband was nailing Rose McGowan, the only way I'd be pissed is if he didn't get me in on that action. For the record: I'm straight. But she is creamy delight. Ain't NO ONE not hip to that.
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Its the cheating on his wife of so many years with whom he's had so many kids with and whom has produced all his movies that rubbed me the wrong way.
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That kid needs to learn to use a bit of his leverage here. There is no way they pitched him this and he was all about it. He's being forced into this, and he needs to say no. Something this insanely terrible could literally ruin his career. Stand up for yourself. I mean, I still think your kind of a douche, but kudos to you for being so incredibly popular right now. Don't ruin that making a movie that nerds dont give a fuck about, girls will be UTTERLY uninterested in seeing you in,and that the general public will just see "a movie based on my kids toy? no thanks" I can't picture a single situation in which this doesn't fail horribly. Unless its literally 90 minutes of him stretching so far that his shirt rips off in every single scene, I can't see even girls going to see this. He's already got the girls, he needs to find a movie that will get him some cred with guys. Twilight and Valentines Day arent gonna cut it. Hunk of the moment? Sure. But you need to prove to the people on this site you deserve to be in an actually good movie. I don't think that will ever happen after this
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I was really worried about this little freakazoid being cast as Peter Parker, but I don't think that will happen now.
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Fucking agents, they just suck kids like this dry, they have no concept of developing career longevity.
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...in exchange for the death of this bopper's career.
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He's gotta have that cool red gelatin for blood, just like the action figure, or else... no go.
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try to step up the pace plz.
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Yes, I will always change a billion times over my user name, I mean I have so many condiments to chose from..........
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A boring male teen discovers that for some random reason, the entire cheerleading squad is, like, super hot for him. Only by romancing them at their weekly bikini carwashes can this boy find out which cheerleader possesses the ability to kill the totally kick-ass dragon that recently started terrorizing their sleepy town. But then he realizes that it is HE who must kick dragon ass, and can only do so after bedding each cheerleader in turn.
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Feb 06, 2010 3:00:19 AM CST
When you yanked him hard enough, he popped open and goo poured o
by timstuff
And for many of us, that was our first sex ed class!
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I'm so glad James Cameron brought mankind this beautiful gimmick... uh, I mean piece of technology.
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These toy mayke many boys turn into a gay... THIS MOVEIS WILL MAKE MILIION OF DOLAR!!!1
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Sorry, Harry, you were never a great writer, but you've just hit a new low.
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even movies that pandered to kids were cool and not the unoriginal stupid ass shit like this is. Pull your head out of your ass hollywood morons!
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With Battleship and ViewMaster movies already on the horizon, why not Stretch Armstrong? I'm sure M.U.S.C.L.E.M.E.N. and Slinky will get flicks too. Truthfully if you give any property a passable director and a massive budget it'll bank. And I hate to admit it, but if I'm still in school workin' at the movie theater when this comes out I'll give it a gander. I won't pay for though. I'm dumb but I aint that dumb.
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When I was a teen, I would've been all over that. Shit, now I shouldn't judge the moronic twighlight fans. I still will, but I shouldn't.
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I would buy that series. Cheerleaders, bikinis, and dragons? I'm prebuying my movie tickets for the adaptation.
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I can't wait to see the porn version...the won't even have to change the title...hey-oh!
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http://tinyurl.com/ynwest Lauter should say goodbye to his career, not that he ever had any talent to begin with
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On the simpsons and everyone looks and talks like chuck Bronson....this is a movie geek site right?
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I'm going down to Emmet's Fix it... to 'fix' Emmet.
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Tween gay demographic??
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Or Plastic Man... Or go for broke with a Plastic Man Vs. Reed Richards the Mr. Fantastic Vs. Stretch Armstrong with a cameo appearance by Street Fighter's Dahlsim... They can call it 'The Expandables'!
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Your agents won't want you to do it, but if you are at all interested in the craft of acting and having a real career as any kind of an artist you should go to college. The best kid actors who have transitioned into good adult actors (Jodie Foster, Anne Hathaway, Natalie Portman) have all gone to college -- good schools too. Get an education! Your agents will hate it, but to them you are just a number (as Ari Gold once said). They want to make as much bank off you as they can while they can.
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90 minutes of Stretch sticking his arms out at the audience.
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At least this means he's not going to be miscast as Spider-man or anyone else, right? I feel sorry for the Stretch-Hards (or whoever's childhood is being raped here) but I think I'm ok with the ab-wolf as SAINO. As long as AICN doesn't pretend we actually care about this movie as anything but a rodeo clown to distract bad ideas and actors from harming actual movies.
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i have a few good ideas. flickapoo was headed in the direction this film needs to go. but it's gonna be divided up into five non sequential chapters. the first of course being "crowning achievement". if the suits play this right (and this is what made stretch armstrong such a viable and fun toy product for children) the film will be an exploration of normative sexual values, gender and post gender theory and what it means to be/ possess a body. a treatsie on pain and the suffering of others is implicit in the material. "regarding the pain of others" by sontag, and scarry's "the body in pain". hasbro was cutting edge in the early 90s. I hope they continue!
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open with a quote of some kind. maybe this: "excess is a reproach only against those who have no right to it: and almost all the passions have been brought into ill repute on account of those who were not sufficiently strong to employ them" --the old hollywood standby, nietzsche. throw his name up before the film and you have a winner. eg, BUFFALO SOLDIERS. Or the KING OF KONG....no wait that was William S. Burroughs. well imagine if BUFFALO SOLDIERS had sex with KING OF KONG...then maybe we can begin to approximate what this flick will resemble. My only hope is that Taylor Laughter will be able to channel Billy Mitchell's spirit animal, the Prussian Sphinx--subtley mystery taut sexuality are a must here. STRETCH is a character at Odds with himself...and the decadence of his passions and his appendages. This should be golden.
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...will be about as convincing as Jessica Alba was in Fantastic Four. Also, I wonder if Stretch Monster will be in this.
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One superhero cred to his name means that assuming the guise of Parker is less likely to be within his grasp. I'd still HATE to see Effron get the nod, yet of them all... it is he amongst the cabbage patch crowd that is most worthy. What a shame that Elijah Wood is too old.
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ONE MAN, BETRAYED BY THOSE HE TRUSTED THE MOST, ABUSED BY THE GOVERNMENT HE SWORE TO DEFEND... CAPTAIN JAMES ARMSTRONG EMERGED FROM AREA 51'S TOP-SECRET PROJECT F.L.E.X. WITH BRONZED, BULGING MUSCLES, BLEACHED PLATINUM HAIR AND A COCK THAT COULD STRETCH FOR TWO BLOCKS...
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Everything else is groovy gravy. Seriously, Some kind of announcement is coming and I don't want him anywhere near it.
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...once talked me into punching my Stretch Armstrong with all my might. Being young and impressionable, and thinking it would be like punching jelly, I did it. It was like punching concrete.
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obviously im joking
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no pun intended
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http://www.freakshowentertainment.com/FSE/RunBitchRunTrailer.html
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Enough already, can't anyone write a decent NEW script?
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Major Matt Mason movie on the screen?
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Bless the resurrected Baloo...
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I say Megan Fox.
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I would SOOOOO watch a Major Matt Mason Movie in CamTech®...
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Feb 06, 2010 6:52:26 PM CST
As long as he doesn't make it all Buzz Lightyearish..
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I'd be cool wit it...
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JettL1993 is a PBer incognito.
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Sixies insisted we Bamf, and then he leaves us hanging. Do you see a fly buzzing around?
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Mission Impossible with rubber faces on every operative...???If I WERE Jettl1993 I wouldn't admit it to anybody...
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Now that we're not incognito anymore people are gonna blame us for everything.
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to create annoying TB characters to fuck with people.
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Raping eyes and changing the game again.
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We dropped the refresh rates and they just keep jumping to new threads that would have died out instantly anyway...WHAT ARE THEY!!!!
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I prefer "an irreversible Baloo", but "a permanent Baloo" is pretty good. Are we still confessing things?
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the stupider the better.
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Sixies hasn't quite made it official yet.
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I absolutely would, but no, I am not JettL
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I think I met you a while back...How're the ovaries hanging?
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If you have something to get off your uber-boobies.
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I love cookies. I'm going out to buy some right now, actually.
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nor Jett
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The inflection is key.
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on the "women are whores" thing. They're dudes. They don't know how to talk around ladies. lack of experience, maybe? Flick should know better. He's got a dd, after all.
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PC's don't do ümlauts, or whatever those are.
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Feb 06, 2010 7:04:27 PM CST
I raised 3 kids to become sucessful, productive adults...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
And I did it all without the internet...
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...Episcopalian, if you're wondering- I stole a couple packs a week of the wafers for Communion, and my sister and I would eat them like crackers when we got home. We did it for months. Good thing I'm an ex-Christian, or the retribution for that might really scare me. Hi Cheeses! Long time no type at! The ovaries dangle daintily, thank you. How's your penis?
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Watch that "for girls" shit, buddy.
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Or Flick?
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Did we lose a PBer?
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but tonight's appearance was as close as we'll ever get to a confession.
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...from my rebuke.
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Feb 06, 2010 7:08:42 PM CST
My penis doesn't get as much work as it used to, Scary...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
It's in semi-retirement these days...All those years in and out of dark sexually radioactive caves have left him weak...
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On the East Coast, anyway. I have a chicken in the oven, myself. No, that is not innuendo. I really am roasting a chicken.
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***PBers excluded
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You're going to Hell. Those wafers hold powerful magic. Oh, wait you're Episcopalian. Don't worry. You're good!
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...about fooling around with chicks that glow in the dark. You should have known better.
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watched my employee fighting with a co-ed at the counter over her precious resume. He was trying to hold it, and, to his credit, he was doing a good job - missy was a right expletive. So, he turns to me and says, "This chick at the counter..." Well, I see her face, so I know she heard him, and I put on my best manager voice and correct him, "First of all, the young woman is not a chick..." Man, I could've wiped my ass with that resume after that. I was aces with missy. I had to explain it to the fraternity dope three times, though.
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Feb 06, 2010 7:12:08 PM CST
Can you still go to Hell if you don't believe it's there?
by scarywaitress
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From crumbled Communion Wafers and graham crackers...MMMMmmmm...that's good eatin'...
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Now, we're waiting for Flick.
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It's not like I won't know anybody...
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...like Cheez-Its.
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or some garlic powder or something on them? The inside of your mouth, empty, has more taste in it than stuffed with Communion Wafers.
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My eyes are laughed dry, dammit!
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...at the same time.
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Fate. God's work.
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What took you so long? Bed-time for Toddlerapoo?
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the five minutes of silence...
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'May Subby laugh, tearless.'
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and eat gefilte fish at the same time.'
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Only on High Holy Days...
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...On Top Of Spaghetti, C Is For Cookie, You Are My Sunshine, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and finally...the coup de gras...The A B C Song.Daddy wins.
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Daddy's wrapped around somebody's finger.
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...it's probably worse.Like a bowl of warm semen with melted butter on top.
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Google it. It's disgusting. It's black.
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we had Teddy Ruxpin to do all that for us...There HAVE to be computer programs that will tuck your children into bed by now... Get with the times, daddy-momma...
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...hot chicks.Sometimes I love the internet.
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...that pedobear would do to a two year old.No sir, I don't like it.
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...PUKE...
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Feb 06, 2010 7:42:08 PM CST
What I meant to say was I thought the cop was a prostitute
by six demon bag
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http://tinyurl.com/ylngkj5
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...PRESIDENT tonight?
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Susan surandon reads goodnight moon and Aaron Neville does Brahms lullaby--- like a warm blanket....they play it on HBO all the time
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...the Shivaree song.
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It was all in the texture. Crisp little fuckers that melt in your mouth. Oh, and the fact that they were stolen made them taste better.
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Depends...How much have YOU have to drink?
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Some clowns think this film is a GOOD idea
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Lemme put my robe on...
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...good man.
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To be like from Russia with love...where another"stretch" is stretched too fukken far and he breaks and all that rubbery ooze comes out and they have to clean him up.... Opening credits. Start film. I expect my check
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most times, none of us can crack our dialogue.Uncrackable.
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Respect for wimmen's whackable,Your rapier wit retractable,Then you is Pedalbackable.
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I have a lot of African-American friends who LOVE that stuff...I, myself, prefer Crown Royale...
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My grandma would put prunes in it. You know, to make it go down nicer.She put a bowl of that in front of me, once. That was the first and only time my grandma heard me say "fuck."
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They suckered me in with their holiday packages
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Pull up a chair.
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Feb 06, 2010 8:11:46 PM CST
i'm always late to the the Pedalback Hopping Committee
by takingscorpioscalls
Gawdamn
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than Bourbon...Crown is a perfect blend, IMHO...But then, I also prefer Jim Beam over Jack Daniels...
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I guess you guys got the new iFlux Capacitor. My thing still has the giant yellow vein things.
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HHHHAAAAA!!!!
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MacReady452http://tinyurl.com/ycszfgf
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Whores or not whores?
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You heard sixy, that was a Picardian command.
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Darkocity's making some soup.I made up a new euphemism for death.Cheeses is on beer #13 by now.Flick and Sixies have been singing lullabies.EssDub is eating a chicken.And Stabby has jacked me up until I've laughed all my tears out.You're all caught up.
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Feb 06, 2010 8:18:35 PM CST
Yeah some dipshit tried to get krunk with me re:Bronson, miss
by six demon bag
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but he's not incognito because he doesn't have time for it.
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I'm pacing myself...
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I guess i'm about to go to the supermarket but alas...... French Connection is about to start on TCM. Oh well life is full of small challenges, it's either choice french heroine or food.
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I wish I could time it out to avoid all the rest of the SNL suckage and tune in just when they're playing.
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Then that includes all of them...Except your mom...
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You run your TV. Your TV does not run you.
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Cheeses is full of it. He believes all the shit he types but only half the time.
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And 20 mins before end...does that sound right guys
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The triangle was sleaker, and the yellow liquid flowing up and down inside it was faster, which of course as you know, the triangle physique opens up the time gateway as per Einstein's theories. And the liquid is another thing.... which leads to time travel!
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Feb 06, 2010 8:28:08 PM CST
I drank half of the good beer I wanted to have for myself tomorr
by subtitles_off
And, I'm too bleery-eyed - and the roads are still too icy - for me to go out and get more. I hope some of my guests do the right thing and bring some to share.
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...YOU'RE ON NOTICE.
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Feb 06, 2010 8:31:11 PM CST
That is exactly why I fear most about snow/ice storms...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Being cut off from beer dispensers...
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Oh, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that! I'll just play the CD and applaud between tracks.
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Cheese, sixy, subs, drunk of their rockers, tomorrow cereal with gin.
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Me, I like my fruits fermented and my grains baked.
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...I blame being exposed to Tolkien and Arthurian legends at the age of four.And I was a pretty kid too...god, the sticky aromatic trouble I could have gotten into had I only been less chivalrous...
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to putting Cheeses ON NOTICE is to do so without letting him know it.I put him ON NOTICE RE:[deleted] a month and a half ago, and he's been rubbing my nose in that stinky ever since.
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Very good beer.
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Kate Winslet looked like a young Harrison Ford last time.
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Feb 06, 2010 8:35:45 PM CST
Scorps, I've been drunk two days straight, and I haven't pissed
by subtitles_off
anybody off. I've been cutting myself off before I get cunty-drunk.
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It would be instead 'you run your VHS, your VHS doesn't run you'. But then i need a 2nd tv to hook up the cables.
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What has Ashton Kutcher done in 15 years that makes him eligible to host SNL?
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It hasn't been The 80s for thirty years now.
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...I've been blowing all my good material in here with you guys.I've got a reputation for fuck's sake...I crave the big stage and the bright lights...
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Blowing?The Pedalback is not big enough a stage?Flick, you wound. I am wounded.
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Feb 06, 2010 8:41:12 PM CST
"I've been drunk two days straight, and I haven't pissed..":
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Great bladder control, Pissy McPisster...
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and Balooed it into soup.
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...it's usually not the best actors who kill on SNL. Young Master Timberlake, The Rock, and Peyton Manning have been some of the recent best.
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You Balooed Subs!!!Bring him back in under 2 minutes, man, or I will hate you forever, like I do my cousins...
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I refuse to watch it.
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I tried that with that fuckwad Jaka... he was too dumb to get it. It's better if he knows. I only do that sneaky mean shit when I really AM pissed.
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Get it right.
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two...three...
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...with a reputation carved with my own two sinewy and calloused hands.Now I can't quit you guys...in sickness and in health.
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I can be baloo'd for 2:30
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involves a secret Marine Super Soldier Formula...Marvel should sue...
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Regular Balooed = Disney sentiment.Cheeses is right. Regular Baloo can be revived within 2 minutes or after the vultures crack wise, whichever comes first.
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Regarding zimmer
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Punk'd was sheer douchebaggery.Watching Ashton hawk cameras is fucking worse than waterboarding.
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* TOTALLY
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Good ta meetcha.
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Women...? Hunh?
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a roll of extra soft Charmin nearby.
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And Kutcher was a BRILLIANT flake-wit. I know from experience, it actually takes a really smart person to play THAT dumb. Respect to the Kutch.
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Baloo me full-on and leave me as hyena meat.
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...underwater for over two minutes. I haven't tried it since, so technically I still can...even though that was fifteen years ago.
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Ashton IS dumb.And DAZED AND CONFUSED was a much better representation of The 70s.
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It's mila time!
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You're a mean drunk. If you're just going to be a jerk, I'm going to the Cpt America TB. There are some whitebread nationalistic morons who need a smack-down... and I feel like beating something to a bloody pulp.
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anyone remember when Robin Williams was gonna play Stretch???
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Feb 06, 2010 9:00:08 PM CST
...I'm not going to tell you how old I was when I finally...
by flickapoo
...realized that HAPPY DAYS wasn't really a show from the 50s...
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The yellow one
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'Cause I didn't leave anyone for dead. What I MEANT was, I thought you were tougher than that silly comment from Flick and was being dramatic. Humph to this.
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He was my best friend in High School, metaphoricly speeking...All I am today is because of Ashton's iconic influence...
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And Cheeses doesn't have a regular off switch.We mean no harm.Please forgive us.
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I told him to tone that shit down.
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...even acknowledged it yet.Fucking wedding vow words ...I'm not sure he realizes how much that costs a man.
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All vagina packing women are whores...
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First typo correction. Always.
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And, Cheeses, FUCK! I just tried to cover your ass. You're on your own, this time, Smooches.
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[shaking head]
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I just recognize them for what they are...Just like I recognize that every male I meet is a control freak...
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functioning parental nest.Lettuce just yearn for each other from afar.
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...to say that shit and get away with it, right? Right?
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I'm begging you. Type about [deleted] or something.
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Nice. Real nice.
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That counts for a lot on radio and TV...
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Didn't know I was expected to tone it down for female visitation time...
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HA! [ScaryWaitress sits back with a large bowl of popcorn and a 44-oz Big Gulp of Moncuit Grand Cuvee Brut NV...]
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K.I.S.S.I.N.G....
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I'm juggling what I can, here. Seriously, feels like the skins are getting stretched as thin as Armstrong's. We need to sing "Kumbaya"? It's not beyond me.
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...earns you a get-out-of-jail-free card. That is fucking CHOICE. So whatevs. We ARE all whores anyway. Look what I posted above... THAT is the act of a whore.
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...of his upbringing. He gets to rape, pillage, and plunder for the rest of his life just to restore the balance...I should know.We're lucky he's not a Unibomber or something.Don't mess with tasty soft Cheeses.
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I need a hug.
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Holy shit. WIERD.
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...and soft.
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who don't understand the cultural import of six pac abs. twilight is a rejection of and rebellion against a society gone flabby from undue indulgence. nothing signifies "restraint" better than a chiseled delicious young man body. this kid is making a genius choice in taking the armstrong role and follows suit nicely with his twilight work. the literal stretching of armstrong is another trope for the plight of the modern consumer and the artist--the desire nexus between the two creates an almost magnetic tension. the way the north pole causes our blood to spiral into a double felix.
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Feb 06, 2010 9:21:13 PM CST
I appreciate misogynistic humor, but only if it's ironic...
by anonymoose
Because women and men should really, deep down be viewed as equals.
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except the Champagne killed my inner spellcheck.
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NEVER thought I'd see that.
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Feb 06, 2010 9:23:38 PM CST
I just think we should all stop fooling ourselves...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
and recognize our weaknesses...If a man has charisma he will reproduce, with the help of a gullible woman...
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Nice, man.
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of this kid running through the woods for hours. haunted. beset by feelings. by EMOTIONS. clearly, none of you have refined emotional palette to understand what compels a young man to remove his shirt and to run. think Bacon, think Brando, think Lautner. Think!
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FACK® sake.
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Stretch Armstrong? Really? Is Slinky next?
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Kid could teach irony lessons.He's good.
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...I like it.
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At Fox. Sure to be the next great example of CamTech®.
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The Anna Nicole Smith Story...
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http://tinyurl.com/5louzq
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Feb 06, 2010 9:29:04 PM CST
...this kid does sound like one half of a "double Felix"...
by flickapoo
...not that there's anything wrong with that.
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The thing was to get (him) to start typing about [deleted] so he'd stop typing {redacted}.
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...directed be Cameron. With a score from Horner that sounds weirdly like Jaws blended with the Titanic...
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Is a quick reach-around totally out of the question?
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No talking bad bout horner...if any man gets a no jail card,it's him
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This summersomewilldangleandsomewillfall!
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IDIOT!. it's only like what our DNA is made from. moreover, I dare you to come up with a better casting choice than Lautner for stretch. If you'd refer to my post earlier in the talkback you'd know that this film must be made. For the Children. For the sake of Film. for Our Spirits and Sense of Sovereign Indigestion and Nucleic Acids. I didn't want to work myself into Stage 2 tizzy but you must understand. CINEMA is life. As Gotard, at 29 FPS, that's the way we watch ourselves watch ourselves to truly know ourselves.
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I love this guy!!!
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...quite a bit later...
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Feb 06, 2010 9:35:34 PM CST
With that said, I'm going to do some threadshitting/trolling...
by anonymoose
...in Toddler.
You'll probably recognize some of my stuff. Stay tuned.
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somehow becomes involved. If his Lips were a touch fuller he'd be a megawatt star--like Madonna or Viggo, who, BTW, I ran into last night at the club. He was wearing the most redic! jacket ever. LMAO!
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SHIT. You mean I DON'T need to be shelling out for this car payment? Gaddamn it.
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Feb 06, 2010 9:39:02 PM CST
That asshole looks exactly like my older brother did when he was
by subtitles_off
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It's hotter. AND I'd do it for free.
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...but I like Felix better.Carry on.
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My handiwork.
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..dumping non-birth inducing sperm and saving tissue paper...Thus saving the environment...
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The best film I saw over the weekend was not DOUBT but THE LOVELY BONES (I sobbed). Then AVATAR-in IMAX (of course). And the HURT LOCKER was amazing. And DISTRICT 9 was amazing and BATMAN Nolan THE DARK KNIGHT was a million times better than that other movie I saw at around the same time which was also, If I remember Correctly, somewhat amazing...but just didn't have that special indefinable something that makes a movie super amazing. Like that Child in the crowd at the end of BRAVEHEART. When my eyes met hers as I watched Mel die for Freedom, I understood something. I can't ever articulate what it was--but I knew. I knew, I knew!
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I wish he had taken a swing at that pompous fuck Dr. Phil.The Oprahization of America is what has set Liberalism back 70 years.
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...my friend!
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You can love whatever you want. No judgments from me.
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...the Ryan Reynolds love.I see I was wrong.
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What's goin' on?
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I keep it to fighting elitists and Republicans, mostly. The sex talk is cheap. I'm not a whore, after all. Shut up, Cheeses. Don't even type a response. Just. Don't.
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Dark, nearly empty movie theaters, snow days, shelving my DVD and VHS collection alphabetically (I'm saving up for BluRay LMAO!). I love Wednesday night, Comedy, young Dan Aykroyd, middle aged Danny Glover, old Kevin Nealon, old John Wayne, Religious Mel, Revenge Mel, Drunk Mel, Stephen Hawkings and the Search for Time Lost, I love Hot Wheels, Gremlins 2 Secret of the Oooze, I love Awesome and Amazing Foods like Peppermint Sticks and Xanax and McDonalds Milkshakes and Ken Burns documentaries in theory (though I don't have the attention span to get through them I like that he makes them and that people enjoy them apparently). I dislike or am slightly put off by young men who don't exercise, who don't understand what it means to be with and without a diamond the size of the ocean, who do not understand the use of color. Old Hands Hold Young Pencils. I love love love love KATHY BATE'S in MISERABLE, and GO TELL IT ON THE MOUNTAIN (a gem!)
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goodnight my brothers. I'll see you tomorrow or the next day or later tonight or tomorrow since I'm under House Arrest! Major Bummer LMAO!
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Yeah, I said it. What?
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You just said, out loud, what we all were thinking.
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I find seductive, but it is burdened by an overwhelming unfunniness and lack of self-awareness. ★★
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a Balebacker.
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Feb 06, 2010 10:04:33 PM CST
...I'd add half a star. That stream of consciousness shit...
by flickapoo
...isn't as easy as it looks.
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Feb 06, 2010 10:06:56 PM CST
What board are you on, Scary? Also, give me an example...
by anonymoose
...of one of your posts/threads.
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stream of conscious is only any good if it inspires a reaction. Otherwise it's just like talking in your sleep - utterly useless.
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to drag queens.
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...artist types. Once a particularly inspired and dedicated performance artist who had been on a 48 hour straight talkback bender insulted me by saying that "...FlickaPoo has ugly shoes...but what can you expect...he got them at WalMart for $7.92..."Ugly shoes?...and it rhymes? I gave him a standing ovation.
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you DO wear ugly shoes. Otherwise, it's just rhyming. You know who is really good at rhyming? Any three year old.Chrissy, I"M good at rhyming.
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...you have to guess. BTW, I started a thread recently.
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If nobody gets it, you're not making art. You're masturbating.I didn't say everyone has to get it, because the audience is stupid. but, somebody, somewhere has to "get it" without the assistance of a museum curator.Disagree?
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I still feel ripped off.
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Feb 06, 2010 10:19:50 PM CST
You are a fluke, of the universe, you have no right to be here.
by drmorbius
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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...been working it REALLY hard for two days straight...the Ugly Shoes insult was completely unexpected...I had to tip my hat. And the performance artist in question promptly dropped the act and shook hands all around...I was like Nelson Mandela, but with a patented...100% genuine aluminum poo flicker.
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Feb 06, 2010 10:20:50 PM CST
Breaking News: Red Skull to be villain in 'Captain America'.
by tedkordlives
In a related story, broken glass can cut your skin. Back to you, Subby.
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Postmodern ART
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Shake it like a Polaroid® picture.
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That's my prediction. But I'll be playing Heroclix while everyone else is watching the game, so...
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6:51:18
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that was my mantra in art school. I said it so often even I got sick of hearing it. Ah, that brings me back.
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Feb 06, 2010 10:25:13 PM CST
Damn It! I paid $2 for the BHC soundtrack and there's no disk!
by tedkordlives
Guess I WON'T be doing the Neutron Dance after all.
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Extremely glad that Tony Heaumeau guy won't be playing...sorry Q!
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...yes, I agree...but although I'm not a big fan of Dada...occasionally shock and absurdity are meaning enough.But only occasionally...it gets old really quick.
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The symbol for "cents."
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Is this where we're partying now? Cool.
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We killed Bridgesback in a few days.
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Feb 06, 2010 10:28:34 PM CST
But I got the Ackroyd/Hanks 'Dragnet' for the same price, Subby.
by tedkordlives
So it evens out. 6:51:18
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the sportscasters? The biggest reason I can't stand football: the bullshit man-lingo they insist on throwing back and forth the WHOLE FUCKING TIME. These a-holes so very much LOVE to hear their own voices. Seriously: I propose a drinking game. Every time one of those jackasses says the word "football"- you know, IN CASE YOU FORGET WHAT KIND OF EVENT YOU WERE WATCHING- drink. You'll be drunk off your ass, stripping and doing the Macarena on your coffee table, by the second quarter. Guaran-fucking-teed.
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Teddy's here. C'mon back.
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Sportscasters ruin everything. I'd kill for the days of Wide World of Sports and Jim McKay instead of all the jacked-up ex-jocks running the show these days.
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This is his prime time, is it not?
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http://tinyurl.com/yjvj4kb
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...Marcel Duchamp and his fucking pissoir.Great idea, but that should have been the end of it right there.
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It is effing BORING over there.
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http://tinyurl.com/anhd5o
All the codes you need!
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Still somewhat perplexed pertaining to kkbb. Was is something I (we) said?
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Keeping count of his Twitter.
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Feb 06, 2010 10:41:25 PM CST
Doesn't do me any good if I don't know how Alt code works.
by subtitles_off
I'm old. I'm computer illiterate. I'm happy that way.
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But, that's an instinctive response. You know it when you see it. if someone has to explain to you why it's beautiful, chances are they've re-dictionarialized the word "beautiful" to mean something it doesn't.
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Surely he could be more topical in his bufoonery.
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You guys could find me anything I needed, i imagine.
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...maybe it was the dirty quilting?
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on Weekend Update.
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Who thinks of that? A kid crapping diarrhea on a cat. That's EPIC!
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I know you can't stay mad at me forever.
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That's effing awesome. I gots to stir some shit up over there... what should I go with? Fatties, or healthcare?
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True story... dude's worth like $400 million from a fuckin' stretchy doll and then a spinning toothbrush that was basically taking the motor from those spinning lollipops and putting it into a toothbrush, then selling out to P&G after they bought out the contract from selling so many of those toothbrushes.
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on your number keypad, and release the alt button. IT'S EASY!!!!!
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but I hope he's bald and has a really small dick.
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what i'd miss, subtitles off generic workshop mantras? oh man!art is about communicating! the rest is masturbation! any of you people live in NYC?
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On either side of the spacebar is the Alt key. Holding down Alt and pressing other keys uses alternate functions. Hold Alt. Press the number keys 2,5, and 5. Let go of Alt. That's Alt 255.
Try this:
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...the only reason we have any ancient or primitive art is because it's interesting or beautiful enough that someone saw it in a dirt hole somewhere and decided to keep it...and eventually it make its way to a historian and a museum (a couple kids found the caves at Lascaux)My theory is that all art should be at least interesting or beautiful enough that some dude would decide to save it if he saw it in a dirt hole.
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good theory. i wonder what priceless pieces of work we've lost though, in the great scheme, because one or two peoples weren't in the mood for getting a little dirty, the hole seemed particularly deep and wormy etc etc. i'm glad we have darger though and his little boy girls running around fighting dragons.
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In which case, hold down the "fn" key, then the alt key, and type the codes using the LETTER keypad. Look closely, some of the letters have numbers on them. Then, release the fn and alt keys. OK, that's not as simple...
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Feb 06, 2010 10:57:31 PM CST
OK, so ieat has been lurking since REALMS OF THE UNREAL
by subtitles_off
was discussed, and he likes to poke me. And, he's a self-absorbed Balebacker-type.ieat = Dirk The Germ, maybe.
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My keyboard is not Alt-friendly.
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like long titles for short poems. and maybe ween's twelve golden country greats which only had ten songs. etc etc. though i can't think of a more obnoxious band at the moment. and a lesson i've learned from you all. if it feels like you're talking to yourself and no one else cares. then you no one else cares and you're talking to yourself. that doesn't mean I don't understand and appreciate the craft it took to craft the unsinkable Molly Brown. are any of you obsessed with Titanic? I'm serious. I've been reading fanfiction lately. It's amazing!
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Who dat usin' VooDoo?
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Feb 06, 2010 11:01:22 PM CST
...'Moose, that catcrap post sounded like the real deal...
by flickapoo
...and you got straight responses...your power is growing.
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I'm picking "Won't Get Fooled Again."
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back--i'm a trool of course. but ive been here since TPM. and i dont wanna be contentious. you're a smart capable writer and i respect that! in other news, if you want me to go into a long long ordeal about why The Phantom Menace ruined my life I'll go into it. the long and short of it. it was my introduction into the phenomena of hype.
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Feb 06, 2010 11:02:33 PM CST
Busy with belly dancing friends of my daughter...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
You can understand, right?
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tho it's stream instantly on Netflix now i see. there is the museum of american folk art in the city i live and i do come across things without the interface of the tube sometimes (ok rarely)
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I just like the ghost of Archie Manning getting his revenge on his sons...
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Feb 06, 2010 11:05:40 PM CST
You don't have to be dead to have a ghost, Y'now...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Moose you have elevated to another plane of existence.... Just like Roy neary
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Amazing, Moode...
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There's no one interesting on there... and I don't have the fire in my belly tonight. The Champagne is kicking in.
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...ugly pot bellied girls become hot, and pretty girls become irresistible.
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Who's the bald guy?
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Dave rules all
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john paul jones? dave grohl?
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Talking to my daughter's friends?Or being mysoginistic...Good luck getting me to stop either one...And, BTW, Jesus isn't really that Holy at all...
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We've seen her dancing in rock videos.
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they make me feel young. Seriously, it's awesome to see a band make it who's over the hill.
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...you would know I'm basically an atheist. I just like saying Jesus, I guess, 'cause it was taboo for so long... And, I meant stop talking to your DAUGHTER'S FRIENDS. You're a filthy old man. P.S., the fact that you're talking to women does not mean you're not a misogynist. Silly old man.
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The fact that his dd is a belly-dancer is irrelevant, and WE ALL know it. Come on, isn't this a law somewhere? Thou shalt not flirt with the friends of thy daughter?
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too much douche on my screen. Channel change.
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is drink their little heads off and holler.
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Subs you just gotta fugget and let a little bit of it out yaknows, see here let me put my bottles down, ok i want you to punch me as hard as you can!!!!
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Now, all of a sudden, none of us can take a joke from the other?Is it just me?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
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he is the one.
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Last time I got cunty-drunk it ended badly.Plus, I hit like a girl.Check that. Some girls can hit hard.I hit like a little wimpy boy who can't hit.
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Maybe I should go, though.
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adios amigos. i'll be back. i like it when you guys talk about Art. less so with the keystrokes.
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...(just the friends man, just the friends)I know all about Neil Gaiman...I'd be cool...
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DISTRACTION!
http://vimeo.com/9223597
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400 babies!
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See Subs its easy! NOW EAT THE SHORTS
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just say so. and i will never force you to watch TITANIC with me.
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FYI Scary Bitch Babe...We had to work out expansion plans and cost analysises...I lost my sex drive in 2003, so, no perversion involved...I just want them to start making money and stop bleeding my bank account dry promoting them...
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SHITFUCKAKFUDFKCUAK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8n72MICR28
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhh!!!!
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friendship for everyone!
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Bitches...What are they thinkin' about all day???
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The powerthirst, that is. The DAYMAN remix is fair-to-middling, but the only clip of the actual moment I could find was poorly filmed, thus unusable.
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I was a little disappointed when I found out DAYMAN wasn't some third-rate anime that you'd discovered.
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What we need is a little solidarity--pink
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If I cared, I'd probably be knee-deep in pussy.
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You were pushing it, pal. I've seen you be nicer to Trolls. Let's chalk it up to learning each others' boundaries and move on. This is NOT The Pedalback at its best.
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It was my favorite thing ever.
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On nearly every level.
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So I can run like a Kenyan and be GOOD AT SPORTS!
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Why wasn't THE SQUEAK-QUEL nominated? It was 3D, wasn't it? I'm sure some families felt they got their money worth.
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New writers
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0iKzrqblqQ The timing, man, the timing...
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What has less meaning than meaninglessness?This year's Oscars.
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But ten Best Picture nominations is bullshit.
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That's only the second time Samberg has made me laugh.The first was his Mark Wahlberg.Sorry, "Dick In a Box" is just stupid.
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Feb 06, 2010 11:48:40 PM CST
Eh... no worries... thanks for sticking up for me, Subs.
by scarywaitress
Just not in the mood for all the chick-bashing, I guess. You boys have fun. When you start making fun of Barry Manilow again, I'll be back to defend him. Until then, gents! [With a swirl of her cape- made entirely of bar towels, and smelling of old beer and three-day-old omelettes- ScaryWaitress departs. Exit stage right.]
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I feel young again.
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It's only a few misogynist fools in here. But, 'chick-bashing' is not a regular theme of the Pedalback, just FYI.
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Your the one who wants to hang with the boys...
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Best musical performance on SNL in thirty years, at least.
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Feb 07, 2010 12:01:59 AM CST
i wanna type some shit in all-caps so badly right now.
by subtitles_off
Best left for sub-space when I'm sober.
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At least your colts should win tomorrow.
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and am not sure where Scary Babe got offended or how anything I posted makes me a bad guy...Please advise...
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Exactly the kind of fucktarded, in-your-face shit I'd expect from the nemesi. Not from Cheeses.
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You know that April first is almost two whole months away, right?
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Luke Cage said, thrusting himself between Iron Fist and Wolverine. "That $#!*$ gotta stop RIGHT NOW!"
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Especially the three or four times I urged you to SHUT DEƒUCK® UP.Far be it from me, though! We all know what kind of an obnoxious cunty-drunk I am.
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Shit's been building since [deleted]. HA!
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Personally I did not see anything that was too bad, only somewhat, but i have not read through the entire night of posts. But in my experience just a few choice words can have a dramatic effect.
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Feb 07, 2010 12:11:33 AM CST
"..a few choice words can have a dramatic effect."
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Such as...?
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seriouscatfs.ytmnd.com
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I'm not even a Luke Wilson.
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...you know what knocks my punk ass out? Twenty minutes or so of "snuggy Daddy" on the animal blanket...how does that kid wake up at dawn? I could sleep for twenty hours straight in there...
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Maybe she misunderstood. maybe, she's thin-skinned. But, instead of saying, "Oh, sorry, it was just a silly, innocent remark" we twisted the "women are whores" thing until we did some damage. And we were never so drunk that we didn't know we were twisting it.I'll remind everybody the joy we had yesterday when EssDub showed up and how much fun we've had with the mommy board, thanks to her.Is this what my generational rant felt like? Because, if so, I'm embarrassed as all-fuck.
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'Cunt' word...I should get points for thst, right?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Xox174PXA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKM_JlCIMak
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Feb 07, 2010 12:17:55 AM CST
I think "Do what thou whilt" has done us pretty good so far.
by tedkordlives
But that's just me.
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I won't be around much tomorrow, dudes and dudettes. Prolly no Subbary® unless one of you wanna take a crack at it. Stabby, you know you could do it!Big Super Bowl party at my place, if any of you can make it.G'night.
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Three.
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Fukken love me some CB4
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Flick's previous experience with the Mommyback proved that the only reason I felt that established Scary as a verifiable female was indeed suspect... Scary is probably the equivilent of Moose on the Christback...
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tell a bunch of geeks "Do what thou whilt," and they'll be calling each other gay and insulting each others' moms within minutes.
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Beer tally....16...
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Cyber-bullying.That was the line.Scary is not here right now. Continue to type about her in a negative manner if that's what hardens your dick.I'll stick around.
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seriouscatfs.ytmnd.com
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And that's why we're in here instead of out there with the zombies. I do want to say, tho, that I think that moving in here was a bit premature.
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ONE insignificant little female is all it takes to bring you all to THIS? NOW THERE'S NO SUBBARY???? I don't give a shit about your misogynistic tendencies, Cheeses, YOU GIVE SUBS A HUG AND WHISPER NICE THINGS TO HIM. This is some bull-SHIT up in here. Christ Almighty.
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I'm late to the warzone.
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Feb 07, 2010 12:31:45 AM CST
...easy boys and girls...I've been married thirteen years...
by flickapoo
...this is nothing. The worst advice I ever got in my life was "never go to bed angry".Worst. Fucking. Advice. Of. My. Life.Nothing gets solved after 1:00 a.m. Nothing.In the morning this will all look silly...I promise. Omelettes on me.
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You're NOT that important, EssDub.Come back in here and make ME look like a pussy! I'm trying to protect the non-bullsh! atmosphere we had going on up in this joint!
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Feb 07, 2010 12:32:41 AM CST
I refuse to treat Scary Waitress any different ...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Than the rest of you guys...If she, or you guys, don't understand that, sorry...
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What's wrong with jumping BACK into old nodes, Sam Beckett-style, and bringing them BACK into the top ten? We could experiment until we find suitable node and elevate it, give it the attention it deserves. Or just pick an old one at random. Or a third thing.
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the way your post was worded, it looked like you weren't doing Subbary due to your annoyance at the present situation. My bad. Have fun tomorrow. I'm out until next weekend.
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And it's all because you weren't open-minded enough to give me what I needed hours ago.
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AICN does not tolerate zombie threads. Besides, this was dead-on-arrival. Nobody'd posted since noonish.
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We're all making our stands, ain't we?
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Hanging onto strains of greed and blues
Break the chain then we break down
Oh it's not real if you don't feel it
Unspoken expectations
Ideals you used to play with
They've finally taken shape for us.
What's good enough for you
Is good enough for me
It's good enough
It's good enough for me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Now you'll say
You're startin' to feel the push and pull
Of what could be and never can
You mirror me stumblin' through those
Old fashioned superstitions
I find too hard to break
Oh maybe you're out of place
What's good enough for you
Is good enough for me
It's good enough
It's good enough for me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Good Enough) for you
Is good enough for me
It's good, it's good enough
It's good enough for me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Old fashioned superstitions
I find too hard to break
Oh maybe you're out of place
What's good enough for you
Is good enough for me
It's good enough
It's good enough for me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(Good Enough) for you
Is good enough for me
It's good, it's good enough
It's good enough for me
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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whoa-whoa.ytmnd.com
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...I don't see you coming on here to bash any other large groups of people. Just women. So, you ARE treating me differently. Try ignoring the fact that I have ovaries and titties, and see how that changes your posts. I think you'll see a difference... but whatevs, man. I'm not going to be the one responsible for this crap-ass mood on the PB. S'all good.
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Should I recognize it?
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Sorry Cyndi.
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...I've got callouses on account of weights, and re-pointing my stone house, and chopping wood.You wouldn't like it.
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You, you shouldn't speak to what I would or wouldn't like until you know fer sure...GRIN!
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There. I said it. I'm not going to take it back.
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I officially appologise for offending your delicate female sensibilities...Thats why I wish I were gay...I HATE appologizing for no reason...
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...I even liked her back in my Iron Maiden metalhead days.
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and bash people who believe in the Appollo moon landings...Get some perspective, babe...
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Anybody else wanna step up?
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...although I'm not really sure why. I guess, 'cause I'm female, I'm just good at accepting apologies from men.
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Fucking Champagne.
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Forgiveness from a man is way better than forgiveness, or even acceptance, from a chick...
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Sixies, Stabby, Teddy, Flick, I delegate this responsibility to you guys.I want it by Monday morning.
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And I've been listening to 'She's So Unusual' since I was six. It's a great album.
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Usually, we are.
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and read by everyone.
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...and you were only FAKE apologizing, and I was only fake accepting. I'd say let's hug and move on, but I just washed my breasts and I don't want to get them all dirty again so let's just skip to the "moving on" part and be done, 'kay?
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You should really check out Sage Francis. You'd really like it, I think. Check out 'Conspiracy to Riot' or 'Water Line'. Or 'High Step', my Guy Gardner song.
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That's my favorite Cyndi Lauper song."Time After Time" is a close second.
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...you guys could at least keep it down for the sake of our guests...
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I downloaded "High Step." You gotta warn me that you're suggesting hip-hop next time, 'kay bud? 6:51:18
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We're Happy Here In the Happy House It never ends
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i thought he was entertained.FACK® Darko, he's high on onions and cognac.
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Feb 07, 2010 1:01:19 AM CST
AVATAR DESERVES BEST OSCAR FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS STRAIGHT
by scarywaitress
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that bleeds for a whole week once a month but doesn't die...
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But it's a white guy rapping, so I thought it was different.
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Feb 07, 2010 1:02:40 AM CST
IF YOU DIDN'T LOVE IT YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST SIMPLE, FACE IT
by scarywaitress
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AVATWO.
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I always liked 'All Through the Night' the best, tho.
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Even if it's not your bag, you gotta admit it's very Guy Gardner-esque.
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I'm fucking speechless.
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Is that like Donnie Darko and Dark City combined? I'd like to see that movie.
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Feb 07, 2010 1:06:19 AM CST
That "Really?" was not directed at your question, Teddy.
by subtitles_off
It was directed at the asshole who typed "gash" and thought it was funny.
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Love the ATL, baby!
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get it right, pal...
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Just trying to keep it, you know, rational.
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In fact, it is fucking LATE and I'm out. No hard feelings all around... but I learned a lesson tonight. Subs, you da man. I won't forget it.
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have you picked your own song for The Pedalback CD?
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...the Animal Blanket did its work on me.
Cheeses man, we love you. It's OK to insult all of femaledom...just not Scary personally...cool it.
Scary, don't call Cheeses an old perv...that hand grenade hits too many bystanders...every male over 27 is technically an old perv...cool it.
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I wanna make a call so bad right now...
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The cure for the unsleepies.
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One love.One heart.Let's get together andFeel alright.
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http://tinyurl.com/d3h9vq
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Feb 07, 2010 1:20:19 AM CST
teddy, I can't comment on that song's Guy Gardnerishness.
by subtitles_off
I turned it off after twenty seconds. Hip-hop and rap - especially by white guys - just ain't my thing. I'll take your word for it, though. Sage Francis - Notshit®.
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Darko gets his Trademark Cherry busted.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyz-fog6KX4
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whatislovereloaded.ytmnd.com
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why doesn't this Alt thing work for me like it works for you?
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on delapotated systems or with intolorant users...
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Make of that what you will...
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seriouscatfs.ytmnd.com
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It's nothing to sniff at.
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If you can't take it, don't dish it....
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Running around, filling up glasses, offering cuddles.
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would agree with you...
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on a daily basis...and no one calls him mysogynistic...
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I get the impression that you are angry with me...Were you trying to surprise sex Scary Babe?If so, sorry for the unintentional cock block...
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Give me some credit.
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Even for you.
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Suck on them apples.
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It is Berlin 1945 here gotta say.
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Damn Ted and cheese pounding the bottle.
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Subs- Namor, the Submariner
cheese- a glob of melted cheese with googly eyes, sort of like Pizza the Hut
Ted- Ted Bundy, just the name though.
anonymoose- Bullwinkle
stabby- some knives stabbing the heck out of things Ides of March style.
flicka-fingers flicking the air
sixy- the dark forces of the universe???
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Not, Will his penis stretch too?
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What about Suckerman?
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Starring Zoe Salanda
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...or the obvious choice? I don't get it.
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Dog my cats
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I love HAM! And if Saldana's gash tasted like smoked pig shank, my God, there IS a God!
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...all things pussy, and the Cosmic Womb.It all makes sense to me.
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Feb 07, 2010 12:23:30 PM CST
...I'm going to expect a little fucking company later on...
by flickapoo
...I refuse to believe that every last one of you is obsessed over winning with balls.It isn't even a civilized round ball as god intended...it's all pointy and shit.
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I wonder if Stuntcock's girlfriend's gash tastes like ham?So close to 50K. One hiccup caused by juvenile boys wagging their dicks around post #15,000. So long ago, it's obviously easily forgotten.Now The Pedalback ideal ends in ash, covered in drunken puke.Game changed.BAMF!back.
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Tis but a minor speedbump...
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Feb 07, 2010 12:41:32 PM CST
Now The Pedalback ideal ends in ash, covered in drunken puke.
by cheeses_of_nazareth
God, You are such a drama queen, Subs...
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I hear It still wants to party with you.
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Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Feb 07, 2010 12:44:29 PM CST
And, I see, Scary Waitress has already checked back in today...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
She's a good sport and seems to know how to take a joke...unlike some people...
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it ends when the drama queen stops counting.Now, dance and celebrate and call me names.
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You will never know when to shut up, will you?
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So...Am I the gonna be the first one to be Pedalbanned?
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It ends now....we know some have crossed the line and now just reverse course. Cheeses I'm asking you to show tact to other members of the PB...we are all here for good convos and blatant harassment ain't cool. I want everyone to be themselves and have fun but don't turn the d-baggery inward. the mantra is Bitches Leave... That is our bouncer. And our ego checker. All kiss and make up. We all love one another
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...forcing everyone to band together again...holding the fort till our ammo runs out.I have half a mind to start a new handle and barge in here flinging fireshit bombs...you two will have each others' back in no time...
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Why PORKcunt? This is the real question of the day...
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PIG-skin. HAM-cunt. I get it. Pork references for everything start in 3... 2... 1...
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Hola get back to the CamBack and defend vs the haters
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Hehehe.
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CHEESES?by Subtitles_Off Feb 6th, 2010
10:46:34 PM I know you can't stay mad at me forever.I disappear for a while and everybody keeps calling me back, so I must have been acceptable up until that point…When I returned and explain that I was with may daughter and her friends, I get this…Cheeses, in the name of Holy Jesus. STOP.by ScaryWaitress Feb 6th, 201011:05:59 PMYou guys got my back and I respond…
Stop what, Scary...? by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 6th, 201011:11:33 PM Or being mysoginistic...Good luck getting me to stop either one... And, BTW, Jesus isn't really that Holy at all…Subs, that is so not the point. by ScaryWaitress Feb 6th, 201011:16:28 PM The fact that his dd is a belly-dancer is irrelevant, and WE ALL know it. Come on, isn't this a law somewhere? Thou shalt not flirt with the friends of thy daughter.You and Flick call her on her assumption and I explain my actions…I thank you guys and then post…Bitches...What are they thinkin' about all day???Then I get my first warning…Cheesesby Subtitles_Off Feb 6th, 201011:32:07 PM You were pushing it, pal. I've seen you be nicer to Trolls.Let's chalk it up to learning each others' boundaries and move on. This is NOT The Pedalback at its best.So…the word ‘bitches’ is unacceptable?
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Stop what, Scary...? by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 6th, 201011:11:33 PM Or being mysoginistic...Good luck getting me to stop either one... And, BTW, Jesus isn't really that Holy at all…Subs, that is so not the point. by ScaryWaitress Feb 6th, 201011:16:28 PM The fact that his dd is a belly-dancer is irrelevant, and WE ALL know it. Come on, isn't this a law somewhere? Thou shalt not flirt with the friends of thy daughter.You and Flick call her on her assumption and I explain my actions…I thank you guys and then post…Bitches...What are they thinkin' about all day???Then I get my first warning…Cheesesby Subtitles_Off Feb 6th, 201011:32:07 PM You were pushing it, pal. I've seen you be nicer to Trolls.Let's chalk it up to learning each others' boundaries and move on. This is NOT The Pedalback at its best.So…the word ‘bitches’ is unacceptable?
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Talking to my daughter's friends? Or being mysoginistic...Good luck getting me to stop either one... And, BTW, Jesus isn't really that Holy at all…Subs, that is so not the point. by ScaryWaitress Feb 6th, 201011:16:28 PM The fact that his dd is a belly-dancer is irrelevant, and WE ALL know it. Come on, isn't this a law somewhere? Thou shalt not flirt with the friends of thy daughter.You and Flick call her on her assumption and I explain my actions…I thank you guys and then post…Bitches...What are they thinkin' about all day???Then I get my first warning…Cheesesby Subtitles_Off Feb 6th, 201011:32:07 PM You were pushing it, pal. I've seen you be nicer to Trolls.Let's chalk it up to learning each others' boundaries and move on. This is NOT The Pedalback at its best.So…the word ‘bitches’ is unacceptable?
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For female parts at the worst time possible
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I'll shut the fuck up, Donny right now, sorry...
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Glad to see you have tougher skin than some give you credit for...
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...but can we all just drop it now? Seriously... come on, even you have to admit you went a bit far... but whatever. Really. This is NOT how we do things here at PB. Now fucking say something fucking funny, Cheeseball. You too Subs. I want FUNNY, goddam it. PS, I am so glad they started another [deleted] thread... I got to vent some aggression over there, it was nice.
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...with that post you quoted. If you took it the wrong way, I apologize.
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Don't take it personal, Scary Babe…by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 6th, 201011:57:45 PM Your the one who wants to hang with the boys…Subs yells at me again…Just read back thru my night's posts... by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 7th, 201012:04:37 AM and am not sure where Scary Babe got offended or how anything I posted makes me a bad guy... Please advise…"Hang with the boys"
by Subtitles_Off Feb 7th, 201012:05:18 AM Exactly the kind of fucktarded, in-your-face shit I'd expect from the nemesi. Not from Cheeses.Stabby doesn’t understand either…Moose starts yelling at me…Subs yells some more…I defend myself…I never used the ...by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 7th, 201012:15:04 AM 'Cunt' word... I should get points for thst, right?Next I caution…Plus…by Cheeses_of_Nazareth Feb 7th, 201012:20:35 AM Flick's previous experience with the Mommyback proved that the only reason I felt that established Scary as a verifiable female was indeed suspect... Scary is probably the equivilent of Moose on the Christback…That's it.by Subtitles_Off Feb 7th, 201012:23:21 AM Cyber-bullying. That was the line. Scary is not here right now. Continue to type about her in a negative manner if that's what hardens your dick.I'll stick around…
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and, yes, I was in RARE form last night...happens from time to time with each of us...
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Pulling up quotes only fuels the flame. Everyone is willing to move on, but you're bringing it up again.
Just take some time away from the Pedalback today, watch some football, come back refreshed. If you need more time, take more time. The Pedalback isn't going anywhere.
If you're not willing to do that, if I see this same bullshit tomorrow, I'm handing in my Pedalback badge. -
I knew you were joking when you said that about my daughter's friends...It's only the sensitive types who get offended that easily, and I have never been accused of being sensitive...
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Everyone's grumpy today...
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A: Because they're zahelu-ing with a genius!
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A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
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A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.
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Just a warning, gents.
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Or, during Friday Night Lights. OR, if Any Given Sunday is playing.
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http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=123758
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To all my Pedalback brothers and sisters...My most sincere appologies for being such an ass- hat last night...I was a mean drunk, for the first time in many many years, due entirely to things having nothing to with this forum...I took a rediculous misogynistic
meme that YackBacker posted and ran with it...The more people who feined shock the more I ran with it. In retrospect, not some of my finest material...Mostly, I would like to appologise for disrupting the karma of the Pedalback, which is what I gather has upset so many of you... I have been a proud Pedalbacker for nearly 8 months, posting daily even when I am only posting to my self...I do not recall ever pissing off anyone before this...Most of you know to take everthing I write with a grain of salt...last night was apparently one step too far...So, once agin, I appologize to those who were offended by my chauvanistic rants...And, Subby, I said some mean, nasty things to you that were uncalled for...that was just that inner child who doesn't like to be scolded acting up...My sincere appolgies.... -
...that was above and beyond the call of duty.Respect.
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WHOOSH!
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...award.
To be given for extraordinary courage in facing down a hail of gunfire, armed with nothing but dignity, balls, and a grizzled finger-pistol, for the common good.
Many have been deserving in the past, but unfortunately the Golden Finger Pistol isn't retroactive.
Cheeses is the first recipient. Beers for everyone.
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Stop talking about it and it goes away! She's here, she's back and that means it's over! Hey everybody.
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I do love you all...And thanks, for the CEFP award, Flick...but, it's easy to be ten feet tall and bullet proof after a gallo of alcohol...Speaking of...nobody get alarmed or anything, but I am crackin' my first beer....right...NOW!!!
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Scary, did you check out the Suicide Boob Bombers link I posted for you above?
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always works for me...
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EXPLODING HEMORRHOIDS!!!! Unfortunately, we're talking the Middle East here... you KNOW a good number of women getting this surgery aren't volunteering. Can you imagine the porno where the unlucky director hires the wrong girl? Filming on that one would be a bitch.
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I'd rather see a movie centered around whatever that toxic substance was inside the doll.
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Besides, it's just lead and phthalates... the effects of which are long-term, and uninteresting for filming purposes.
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I'm thirsty. Hungry, too. P.S., I made the bitchin'-est chili today. Slow-roasted the meat and everything. It's a game-changer.
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I like it!!!
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it's always 4:20 at my house...
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I still need to get to the grocery store before the Superbowl starts...
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Good luck. We're all counting on you
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Feb 07, 2010 5:25:39 PM CST
They shouldn't have put m nights name anywhere near that ad
by six demon bag
Like it's something to brag about.
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My daughter was like..."What kinda twist ending will that have?"
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I thought he wanted company during the game...
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-Marty McFly
-Jeff Spicoli
-Ferris Bueller
Teenagers that are cool for school, but with attitude
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And it doesn't taste like ham, more like sour milk strained through a dirty leather glove.
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back to back prominently featuring men in thier underwear...And neither one was an underwear commercial...
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Superbowl is subtely for pudding eaters.
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...is better than watching.
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We've gone national
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But, I guess it is the most watched program every year by all types of guys...
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The tourists we get in here periodically are enough trouble as it is.
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Feb 07, 2010 6:52:17 PM CST
Lots of midgets and people cgied to look like midgets...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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...and ads like this are the only way to let manly men know that there are options, besides letting your dry epidermis flake off in scales the size of tiddlywinks. Moisturized skin isn't just nice for your sleeping companion... it's nice for YOU. Now available in Manly Musk, Testosterone Temptation, and Sport Scent.
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Just like monkeys. ALWAYS funny." -Every Bullshit, Over-paid Ad Exec
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And any talking animal...Hell, nearly any cute animal...it doesn't even HAVE to talk, it just has to have personality..like Spuds McKensie. Man, could that dog emote...
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and when the ads are playing, by when there's action on here. And who's on here right now? Cheeses, and the ONE chick. Classic.
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aging registered sex offender rock!!! Daltry sounds like he's having a stroke everytime he belts out a lyric...Who am I kidding...I should look and sound so good at his age...
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Feb 07, 2010 7:08:49 PM CST
I have abandoned the traditional computer in bedroom mindset...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
and fully embrace the multi-tasking of watching TV and being on line...at the same time...ta da!!! I get distracted more often but I am always entertained...
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...can't wait for the next Subbary®
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Me and Scary are trading make up tips...What's up with you?
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Feb 07, 2010 7:22:53 PM CST
...just popping in...it's gonna be time for my Teddy Ruxpin...
by flickapoo
...routine pretty soon. And I'm determined to watch a movie tonight...missed my window of opportunity yesterday. You have a stake in this game?
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Feb 07, 2010 7:24:39 PM CST
Naw, Flick, just wanna see a good game...And it is...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
no more football until august...*Sigh*
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...years, and that's plenty for me.
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Just seems to fit your preferred timeframe...
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...pass against the side of his skullcan? That was pretty damn cool...I think I watched the whole second half of that one.
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...preferably something where you don't have to know a lot of obscure rules or statistics to understand what's going on...I'll even watch a marathon from time to time.Girls in bathing suits don't hurt either. I'm always rooting for that one twenty year old gymnast...because she's always the underdog...and because she's of legal age.
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Feb 07, 2010 7:35:02 PM CST
Not sure, Flick...I only remember football plays...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
long enough to talk to the guys at work on Monday...but, the helment catch I do remember, just not when...I blame it on the weed...
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...your choice.
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very comic book inspired..."I said your life...not your wife..."
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and, thanks, again...
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Roger looked lost and Peter looked like ge couldn't wait to get outta there....
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Feb 07, 2010 7:45:35 PM CST
Butt, you gotta admit, Sixman, THAT STAGE ROCKED!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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to be total idiots played by second string actors and actresses...
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Why do they need to advertize on the Superbowl??? is their competition REALLY that tough?
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a Sorento car commercial...
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Yeah it looked hypnotic and technically the music was good but there was no oomph or passion... Prince set the bar pretty high. In the rain no less
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the Chase banking Matrix, and a couple of fillers like the NFL's thanks to the "greatest fans in the world"...
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Whoo-hoo! That's what a PB outing looks like
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You must be mistaken. The Prince of Persia movie does NOT look cool. Bite your tongue, heretic.
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Just putting that last post in context.
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Feb 07, 2010 8:05:57 PM CST
But, Scary...I like my visual effects extravaganzas
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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I'm turned on by both...
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it's just that, as a true addict of the games, I have standards. And Gyllenhaal isn't listed among them. However, I see the Headgeek has seen fit to provide me with a proper forum in which to vent my displeasure. There, I shall go.
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Just kidding. Almost.
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Jesus. WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! Did I mention, she's without personality as well? Farah is supposed to be a little spitfire... that girl is just dead in the eyes. Which is weird... isn't that the girl from Watchmen? With the bionic ass?
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and what I meant was that both of my ex-wives were spitfires in their own right...each could hold thier own in any conversation no matter how rude us guys got...I like that in a woman...Wimpy chicks get no sympathy from me...too high maitenence..I like you...You remind me of #2...My second Wife that is...not poop...
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They look similar, though. If I'd seen PoP girl's ass, I would have know it wasn't the girl from Watchmen. They don't show her ass in the preview, though.
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Feb 07, 2010 8:19:14 PM CST
Synchronicity...Use of the word Spitfire...15 yard penalty...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
What Preview are you talking about...I must have been distracted...
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Prince of Persia
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...sometimes I border on the mystical.
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I'll at least see it on DVD...
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...where Lautner as Stretch stretches his arms out too much and they explode and leak corn syrup.
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Feb 07, 2010 8:23:52 PM CST
What did you find so distaste full about Prince of Persia?
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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I'm happy to say, I've had more than my fair share of satisfying #2's...
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What an interception!!!!
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WHY PRINCE OF PERSIA LOOKS TERRIBLE. 1. CASTING. Jake Gyllenhaal??? Um, did not one even SEE the games? And WHY does Hollywood STILL insist on casting white actors to play every nationality of character, and just dress it up with generic non-American accents? Seriously, it's almost as bad as casting an American to play Robin Hood, then surround him with British-accent-sporting actors. It's mind-boggling. The tone. I hope it's better than the preview shows... but at it's best, the game is irreverent and snippy... or at LEAST really dark. One of the things I always liked about the games was that they had clear, real personality... this trailer shows nothing of the sort. I see a fuckload of CGI here. Too much CGI = lazy filmmaking, 99% of the time... UNLESS, of course, that is the point of the movie. Since this is a costume action-adventure flick, I'm going to assume it's NOT the point. Bottom line is, if I want to see a shitload of CG effects... I'LL PLAY THE GAME. It's really fun... and, frankly, looks more beautiful that this movie.
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I'm not paying money to see something I can see in my backyard or at the mall...I want to see something I will never see in real life...Like white Arabs...
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But good for the Saints...It was a great game...That's all that matters...
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He DID drink a lot of the GOOD beer last night, remember...,Oh, Yeah, we're trying to forget...never mind...
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Prince of Persia 3: The Two Thrones: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kukZ6J_HvqY Prince of Persia 2: Warrior Within (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIx-8KiH0A
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The ORIGINAL game from the 80's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zyQ_OVyhNE
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I am woefully behind the times...especially when it comes to video games...I thought it was a remake of that cartoon about Moses...But, that was Prince of Egypt, right?
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Looks like I found you. I'm just dropping in to say hi. Hope to catch up tomorrow.
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...to do.But all's well that ends well...see you tomorrow.
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The true pronunciation of ABKing's name? (Not to be confused with Gus "Limp Armstrong" Van Rant, who could never play this role)
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Have you not seen the Microsoft Bing ads? They're everywhere.
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I just never question using Gooogle when I need to know something...Never tried Bing...Or KGB for that matter...Sounds too Soviet for me...
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http://tinyurl.com/yk8t654
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"That was like 4 years ago, dude...Move on."
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http://tinyurl.com/yhurwdg
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http://tinyurl.com/ylpwsp5
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all round eyes look alike, hunh...especially when they are robots and cyborgs...
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You have the Vice-President of the United States of America on your program and you ask him what movies he's seen lately? Unbelievable...
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Feb 08, 2010 2:09:00 AM CST
21 beers and I (hopefully) haven't offended anyone...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
in the last 24 hours...
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You drinking?
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What's next--kings quest?
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...sneaked off and finally caught it while the rest of the world was watching the big game.
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Couldn't do it when he was a kid, cant do it now, so actually he is perfect for this nonsense. Perfect example:In the trailer for New Moon, there is a part when he says "don't upset me" christ the kid looked liked he was constipated, if he was saying that to me I would be laughing my ass off and giving him some Metamucil or something like that. But hey all the horny soccer moms will go see it in hopes of seeing him shirtless. Pathetic.
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You picked this thread to jump into!
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All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the PedalBack™ ! A day in the PedalBack™ is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the PedalBack™ !"
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People are STILL falling for JettL's schtick....he has to be about the most successful troll in AICN history. Did you see this in the CAP-back?"The invaders are to appear, but not the ones you knowby JettL1993 Feb 7th, 201007:41:15 PMThere are to be some changes in an attempt to try and appeal to audiences around the world along with union jack several new characters are being created these so far include:Iraqi InfidelThe Canadian CadetMistress MexicoAustrailian StrongThe Oriental X-Prezzand finallyAsiago of Atlantis"There hasn't been anyone as good at shit stirring as this since that dude who used to claim that Greedo ALWAYS shot first.
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I'm gonna Triforce the SHIT out of some other threads!
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Newfags can't triforce indeed.......
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it had a low PostCount..
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but still fail. Also, fair enough 6.
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...blind luck I didn't step in it...Enya be praised.
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...or neutering.
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...just so you know.
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which is the poster art...and it cracks me up everytiime...they make him look so noble and striking and ominous...but if youve seen the film, and you know what hes doing...those coens...HA!
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comes out tomorrow...
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...I can't listen to a band that has an apparently irony-free song called Pinball Wizard.
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Disney's THE PRINCE OF PERSIA, sucking at a cinema near you in May. "Get about as oiled as a diesel train. Gonna set this dance alight. 'Cause Saturday night's the night I like. Saturday night's alright, alright, alright, ooh-ohh-ooh" - February 6th, 2010...Teddy and Cheeses stay up real late to reminisce about BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA...Cheeses practices his stand-up one-liners...Sarah Palin owes some back taxes. Such a maverick...Midnight oil shots®, or "How can we sleep when our beds have two wet spots?"...Courtesy 'moose: The Definitive Mario Timeline...rogueleader66 is sick of Rush Limbaugh, as is everyone with a functioning brain, which excludes Sarah Palin...Duck Hunt Gangsta (http://tinyurl.com/yg4q35z)...Flick's The Secret Origin of Stretch Armstrong And His Extra-Long Appendage...I say "pisser," and you say "pissoir"...Threadshitting mommy-board updates. Prop baby, Trig Palin...Yackbacker returns!...Courtesy Cheeses, hilarious, politically-incorrect print ads of yesteryear (http://www.rense.com/general89/badads.htm)...CSI: Jerusalem - The Pontius Pilot...Yack and Cheeses generalize about women. Hmmm, around 5-ish P.M., I wonder if this might end badly...Flick confesses he's been wearing the mommy-board's panties under his Dockers® for years...The worst things we've ever done: crying at movies (all of us), stashing porno in our pants (Cheeses), "Dawson's Creek" (Stabby), impersonating TommyWiseau ('moose), blaming farts on the dog (Cheeses), breaking and entering to steal...Dungeons & Dragons miniatures!??!! (Stabby), causing a vomit-thon at Hebrew school (Sixies)...48K...ManlyMist®...Sixies wants to BAMF!...Underscore appears when summoned...Cheeses' prick cousins still make fun of him for crying at THE JUNGLE BOOK when Baloo impersonates Bambi's mom for two minutes. I declare death - death that lasts longer than two minutes, at least - to be "The Irreversible Baloo"...EssDub notes the "all women are whores" thing...BAMF! to Node #43897...Movies based on crappy toys. Yes, I swear, there's a Slinky® movie in development...Yack confesses to a love of cookies, and EssDub confesses to stealing communion wafers from the Episcopalian Church...Stabby thinks Cobra's lost at the mommy-board..."Bitches leave" @ 7:09:18 P.M....Stabby makes a perfectly timed joke..."I'll take 'Three Other Things I Never Want To Put In My Mouth' for five-hundred, Alex." What are gefilte fish, lutefisk and charnina?...The Pedalback makes a new friend, Darkocity, who drinks cognac, makes French Onion Soup from scratch and doesn't understand a word we're typing...Scorps is late for the BAMF!ing...EssDub defends Ashton Kutcher...Flick'll marry me, but a reach-around is out of the question?...Stuff starts being typed in anger: the less said about it the better. I said, "The less said about, it the better"...ieatgarbage may be someone we all know and love...I said, "The less said about, it the better"...Teddy buys The Worst Movie Ever Made on DVD for 50¢ and over-pays by about 45 pennies...Morbs predicts the outcome of The Super Bowl and drops some more symbols for the Alt-impaired...'moose draws a Conehead (http://tinyurl.com/y8zhpt7)...Them Crooked Vultures rock SNL...I said, "The less said about, it the better"...Courtesy Teddy: Powerthirst! It'll make you good at sports! It'll make you run like a Kenyan! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs)...DAYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhh!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =j0iKzrqblqQ)...I said, "The less said about, it the better"...Toddlerapoo wakes up, wonders what all the yelling is about, and requests snuggles on the animal blanket..."Mr. Deity" webisodes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Xox174PXA)...Singing Cyndi Lauper...Never go to bed angry? FACK® that! Sometimes your significant other will not shut DEƒUCK® up, and you need the womb of bed... "I woke up in a Soho jail. The policeman knew my name. He said, 'You can go sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away" - February 7th, 2010...Teddy and Scorps pick up some of the broken glass and throw away the empty pizza boxes...Stuntcock Mike, who looks enough like Actor Mike to do the long-shot, fire-ball stuff, makes an ill-timed joke, and Yackbacker gets some poo on his shoe...The Drama Queen back-BAMF!s to Node #43854 to avoid anymore of this less-said-the-better bullsh!...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: COME AND SEE - an over-the-top, flawed masterpiece, depressing as all hell. ★★★☆☆ ¾ ...Yack and I tsk-tsk money's influence on pro football and The Olympics...Meanwhile, back at Node #43897, more blah-blah-blah of which the less said, the better. except to say, finally, these two things: As long as we are giving out awards, I'd like for 'moose to have The Insight Award for Achievement in Thoughtfulness for "...it's not about her. It's about you." 'moose is The Pedalback's go-to guy for video absurdity, comic weirdness, and foreign site infiltration, but he doesn't often get credit for his ability to cut surgically to the heart of the matter. Thank you, 'moose. And, The Ah-ha Moment for Excellence In Finally Getting It goes to Cheeses for "Mostly, I would like to appologise for disrupting the karma of the Pedalback, which is what I gather has upset so many of you..." I was still pissed until I read those words Monday morning, and now I'm not anymore...Cheeses and EssDub bond over breast jokes. Yeah, it's The Pedalback...Hugs and kisses and make-up sex all around...Darko has a hangover...Monkey hummus? "I'll take 'Food That Is Scarier Than Charnina' for five-hundred, Alex"...Super Bowl XLIV: The Colts can't deal with the element of surprise. Too many commercials, most of them for some flavor of Budweiser®. The Who are old, but you'll miss real rock when all you have left are Jay-Z mumbling "whu, whu, yeah, whu, yeah" over pre-recorded tracks and Pink lip-synching while swinging from the end of a toilet paper roll, pretending she's in the Cirque Du Fucking Soleil...Meanwhile, at Node #43854, diarrhea agrees, Who Are Old, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh...At Node #43897, Flick curses The Colts, and Peyton Manning throws an interception. Thanks, Flick...THE PRINCE OF PERSIA preview makes the movie look like a Saturday night SyFy original...Colon-El follows the breadcrumbs... 49K, today, as long as we're still counting. "Aw who DEƒUCK® are you, you, you, are you-ooh?"
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NOT lip-synching.
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http://tinyurl.com/yhe5hkv
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...of SUBBARY!
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Thought you were gone all week?Oh, and, sorry, but I'm not taking Pink's word for it. Milli Vanilli and Madonna have all claimed they don't lip-synch, too.
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with Gwen Stefani or Fergie. They're all so interchangeable these days, I get 'em mixed up.
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you know what's even cooler than computerized lights and lasers? A sound system that doesn't fizzle every time some knob pushes the fireworks button!
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We've already nearly killed another side street.
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...didn't get SHIT done this weekend. So, here I am...
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Coolest. Job. In. The. World.
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Wow, I'm hungry. That Icelandic yogurt did NOT cut it this morning. By killed another side street, do you mean... *bamf*...already? Dammit. I just got my teepee just the way I like it.
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i give props..
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You and Stabbers. I've told you that a million times.
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and we got a demon bag breakfast
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manna-o-man, we used to be able to keep our boat upright in the refresh rapids until at least post #2500.
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all you need is your trusty peecan and a keyboard..btw i was humming that elton song to work today for some reason..
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and the old lady, she don't care."
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...and gamey.I disapprove of this alternate time-line stuff...alternate time-lines are Pedalback In Name Only.Glad we're back to the original series.
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alternate time-lines are where Bruce Wayne goes to kick supernatural ass.
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the ONLY Batman, then it's good enough for me or you.
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Ended badly, though. Maybe next time, you'll throw those jinxes around with a little more care?
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2-ish?have you hit the terrible twos yet? my son is very stubborn and defiant..just wanted to know if this is normal...
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ah-choo!
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I was worried about the weekend having collateral damage on our more peaceful members.
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it's to be encouraged. Li'lDemonBag's gotta figure out how far he can push it.
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but to my gaffe
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outta PBs mouth...thoughts?
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I don't see anywhere to go right yet, but, yeah, I'm with you.
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Normal, and healthy. The challenge here is to pick your battles- and you MUST pick some, and assert limitations, or you will have a self-indulgent little PITA on your hands in no time. Kids need limits to feel safe and secure in their world. For example, I just had to physically wrestle my own little angel into a sweatshirt. She would have preferred to run about the house devoid of all clothing. But I picked THIS battle because, in addition to learning who's boss, she won't freeze her little ass off. BTW, this is EXACTLY the kind of question youbemom.com is actually GOOD for... in case I'm not around.
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...ended badly as in a drunken brawl and a misguided attempt at the penis-showing-game?
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Everybody present has already seen each others' penis and have moved on.
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Feb 08, 2010 10:18:31 AM CST
lil' likes to throw things...HEAVY THINGS at daddy demon
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and if NO isnt the word coming outta his mouth its FUCK..i should stop watching PREDATOR in front of him.
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shoving six more third-rank superheroes into Captain America's first movie.Can we say "train-wreck?"
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...what about our stragglers? We would have to make it clear that all's well that ends well. Can't have them drop in, see trouble and assume the worst.
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Feb 08, 2010 10:21:09 AM CST
Li'lDemon is an episode of "Supernanny" in the making.
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Bad words and throwing things? Instant naughty spot, Dad.
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and when i pick him up..he has been known to scratch...hes a spitfire like his mother.
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You REALLY need to nip this in the bud. What do you do to discipline now?
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You gotta nip that in the bud.
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...I couldn't get any traction on the ice in our driveway and I had to put the fucking car (with child in car-seat)in neutral and push the goddamn thing into the road by myself with no one steering the vehicle...
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not putting his toys back in the toy box. Those're the things you can let slide.
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But then, I feel as though trying to inject real life into Cpt America- a relic of a past USA that is no more- is a big mistake to begin with. Doesn't Superman basically fit the needs of anyone who would be into Cpt America anyway? I'm not into the old comics, so I may be speaking heresy... but I never felt the urge to bother with Cpt America. And Union Jack? That character just looks like an excuse to use the British flag in some cutting-edge athletic wear. What are HIS powers?
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I love it when language bites parents in the arse! It's so funny.But, yeah, you gotta nip language in the bud. Because they don't really know.
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the popularity of Captain America, and I don't think it extends much further than the doors of Your Local Comics Shop.
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he used to get bit at daycare ALL the time but we switched and in the beginning HE was the biter...but its cooled now..now hes more of a pusher..he beats up his 5 year old bro...and he tries to scratch...granted this happens ONLY when hes mad..
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just Captain America with a different flag on his chest and without the sissy wing-thingies on the side of his head.
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when angry. Give him a soft bean bag and a target on the wall he can use when he gets mad or something.
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Feb 08, 2010 10:35:23 AM CST
My dad's solution to that was to tell the older kid to
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sock the younger one in the mouth.And now he wonders why his sons don't really get along that well.
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we do a lot of time out..
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the man made ROCKETEER...ROCKETEER...but these added characters are dredging up memories of the wolverine film with blob, deadpool, and more witty action figures at a store near you!
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after time out and apologizing to his brother, let him have two minutes of some kind of anger release, like the bean bag or jumping into a pile of leaves or kicking the dog (KIDDING!).
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...and we try to re-direct the kid's attention most of the time. We decided what the most important stuff is and don't bend on it...things like biting, safety issues, not touching sockets...the stove etc... For a while there even just enforcing those few cardinal rules resulted in between one and three forty five minute, screaming, snot-nosed, flailing-limb tantrums per day.She's two and a half now and things are a lot better. I think they need to learn that they're not the center of the universe or you end up with a Paris Hilton on your hands (I'd love to discipline Paris for a long weekend...if such a thing were possible without catching zombiedick).
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Superhero Team idea before DC can get off their ass and make a JUSTICE LEAGUE movie, which, in my humble own, is the ONLY superhero concept left that they need to make a movie out of. EVERYONE would see a good JUSTICE LEAGUE movie, if done properly. THE AVENGERS is a niche franchise.Icons vs. also-rans.
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Feb 08, 2010 10:45:41 AM CST
...but man, I'm glad we have a girl. I'm I'll be singing...
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...a different tune once she's an indecipherable teenager, but toddler boys sound like more than I could handle...
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Feb 08, 2010 10:45:56 AM CST
Flick has hit on the most important thing, thinks parentless I..
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They have to learn they're not the center of the universe.
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...I'm forgetting entire words now.
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marvel has gone about it pretty smartly with the AVENGERS...i dont see DC enticing Bale to work with anyone who they get to be in JL (routh?, reynolds)
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Let your kid get away with it once or twice, that sends a message that you aren't serious. You have to discipline EVERY TIME he does the undesirable thing. Also, I found talking seriously to my dd helped a lot. When she's freaking out, I get down on her level and try talking calmly to her about what's going on. It's TOTALLY COUNTERINTUITIVE to speak calmly to a screaming child, but often they're behaving that way because they don't have a full grasp of language yet. Remember, often the primary goal is to get a rise out of you. CONSISTENCY, and CALM, are what you need to employ. Getting emotional gives them the upper hand... AND scares them. They need their parents to be rocks.
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God, a Nolanverse-inspired JLA featuring Brandon Routh sounds like absolute torture to me anyway. I'd rather have an incurable rash all over my balls.
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bullsh! and just do a live-action cosmic comic book. The sillier (not comic but absurd, plot-wise) almost the better, within reason. I'm not advocating Schumacher's JLA. I'm visualizing more of the TV cartoon, done for the large screen.
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i'lll take this up...
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And also, remember, Sixies, Li'lDemon is supposed to screw up every once in awhile. It's one of the ways they learn. If you can keep from getting out-of-control angry, you'll be setting a huge example.
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...I'd watch that. G.I. JOE tried and failed miserably on every front.I think CRANK 2 did a better job at a live action toon. Then again, you could argue that [deleted] succeeded too, but we won't get into that...
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but i think the audiences will freak out if they have someone else playing batman and superman...if someone is officially batman in the other films...
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...on the Godlike setting...two boys under six...I don't think I'm man enough...
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There've been six Batman movies and four different actors. And, the audiences haven't freaked out. There've been two Supermen. There'll be two Spider-men. Two David Banners. Countless Bonds, Tarzans, and Holmes. I think the audience is more malleable than you think.Particularly, maybe, with comics characters because people are used to seeing them being drawn differently all the time. The thing that matters most is getting the costume right. That molded-muscle "Smallville" thing just looks fake as hell to me.
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bringing up [deleted]. I'm not saying that a JLA movie should be wisdom-free. But, come on!, if anything can get away with it, an all-out superhero flick could. The difference is the note of seriousness, I think - the tone. [deleted] is heart-on-the-sleeve serious bordering on pandering. A comic book spectacular has that sort of built-in right from the beginning.
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you know what i meant..two actors playing batman in two different films that are released at the same time..like if they had bale in BATMAN3 released in 2012 and a JL film released in 2013 with taylor lautnerthis has only happened once to my knowledge...in 83--OCTOPUSSY and NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN
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Two in a row.
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I still don't see the restriction. A JLA movie would have to be entirely different in tone from a Nolanverse Batman. Heck, a JLA movie would probably work with only a cameo from Batman, but in two movies that are visually different the same actor would cause more confusion than not.
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than a third Nolan Batman anyway, as you know.
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these worlds that the DC films are making arent the same..youre right...marvel on the other hand is making it where spidey COULD swing in and say "what up homey?" to tony stark...DC would need to start all over again...but do they wanna risk their beloved BM saga?i bet a JL film will happen when nolanverse eventually runs its course.
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And actually- I will get shit for this in 3... 2... I don't really like Bale as Batman. AND I LIKE BALE. A LOT. I just don't feel as though he's massive enough... and his brand of rage is too pointed, too focused. The thing I always dug about Batman is that even his rage feels big and enveloping, but he's devised this mechanical system to reign it in. I honestly don't know who would really be able to pull B-man off... I think Liam Neeson comes closest, really. I think he proved me right in Taken. My overarching point being, even if we LIKED Cpt Nationalistic Worldview, ol' Hollywood would just screw it up with casting decisions anyway, I guess.
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Busy weekend, busy morning, just punching in now. Well, it sure does look like I missed a lot ...
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...the wrong way all this time. I've always argued that [deleted] succeeds the same way a classic old pulp novel succeeds...that's not far off from a good comic book.I got from [deleted] everything I didn't get from all the recent SPIDER-MAN and BATMAN movies.
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And you are safe to criticize Bale as MumbleBats in here anytime you want.
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...just a hazing ritual for ScaryWaitress...she passed with flying colors.
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I've been looking at [deleted] as the self-described GREATEST THING EVER and seeing it fail in every way, including, just for me, visually. I wouldn't be any happier with a JLA movie that was entirely dumbed-down. I just think that there's a little more inherent dumbness in superhero subject matter, and I'd be willing to tolerate it there.
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but his batman is somehting of a cipher..but i think thats how nolan wants it..hes more interested in the other characters.
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Can I get a paddle shot in? Just one?
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ever. Meaning, Zack Snyder is probably secretly inking the deal on it right now.If, especially, a Nolan third breaks down - sorry, but I think it might, that will be the way they go next, and Subby will be one unhappy merfer.
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Loved watchmen
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His Bruce Wayne is compelling, particularly in Begins.
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Feb 08, 2010 11:40:57 AM CST
Good question, though. If not Nolan for Batman, who?
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Avatar was bested by dear John....insert kong quote here.....sigh
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You keep forgetting to adjust for inflated ticket prices.Sorry, but asses-in-seats is the only legitimate comparison that I'll even consider. Box Office is bullshit. Particularly for a summer blockbuster that opens in winter to avoid any competition.Tell me you believe [deleted] would've lasted three weeks in the heat of summer. Go ahead. Tell me. Since neither of us can prove it, tell me thrice.
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"Does his ENTIRE body stretch?"
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...TDK very much, I have no desire to see it again. I applaud its attempt to elevate the genre, but I thought it was neither fish nor fowl.As a super-hero movie it wasn't much fun, and as a crime drama it wasn't all that. And it didn't have nearly enough Batman.
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At least until I am senile and don't know anything about it.
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GAWD®, those ads make it look all kinds of fecal.
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Gyno-centric counterprogramming on Super Bowl weekend. What do you expect. And AVATAR has already cleared $600M/$2B. Don't get greedy!
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BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!!
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And I'm seeing benicio this weekend .. So you don't hafta
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I will watch it again, simply because it has several dazzling moments, Ledger's amazing performance and a solid turn from our good buddy Mr. Oldman.
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hoverboards dont work on water--UNLESS YOU GOT POW-WAH!!!!
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...The Terrible Twos advice by any chance do you?We've got a little support group going here.
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...BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!...that kid was great!
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Defined as: "Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino."
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Feb 08, 2010 12:12:04 PM CST
Shoot! Just realized. screwed up *Actorcock Mike* joke
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So that's what that means.I always thought people were referring to an ill-tempered big girl.
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Feb 08, 2010 12:19:11 PM CST
...HA! I thought that was the Phillipsburg NJ babysitter...
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...except instead of fancy gambling you just lock up little Adolph and loiter down at the local WalMart.
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Oprah took his seat in The Letterman commercial.
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Nearly forgot about that plucky li'l ragamuffin.
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Pick up a video game controller for once in your life.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpELove it.
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Besides, it looked like it was dressed in a tuxedo. I should've called it Fancy-Pants Conehead.
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...padlock myself in a small room...with a good book, a cup of good coffee...and the empty coffee-can for emergencies...
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Feb 08, 2010 12:42:13 PM CST
And while you're locked in, she'll be doing what, exactly?
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Painting fuzzy bunnies on the living room walls? Entertaining gentle-toddler-men callers? Auditioning replacement Daddies?"OK, 'Fuzzy Caterpillar' from the top, with more funny voices."
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...the choice of "judicious" in front of "Detroit Babysitter".Best and funniest word possible.
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http://tinyurl.com/yf9cerr
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I coined the phrase "Detroit Babysitter" when I was a student at the University of Windsor. At least twice a year there'd be a news story from across the river about someone being charged with child abuse for chaining their kid to the bed while they went out to run errands/gamble/smoke crack.
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...loading any page takes an eternity (regardless of post-count)...it's as though you guys are mission control and I'm the Mars Rover. By the time I post a reply there are five new and better jokes...
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I thought for sure that was going to end, "Cold beer with Titties."
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...came into some inheritance money and promptly ran out and bought a giant TV, entertainment system, X-Box 360 etc...and forgot all about their newborn for a few days?I believe the child survived...barely. Thank Enya.
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Sorry about your Colts...But, It WAS a great game...
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I stopped reading after they put Blake Lively and "A-list star" in the same sentence.
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Feb 08, 2010 1:00:24 PM CST
There was a $141 million dollar lottery ticket sold this week.
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I'd forget all about my sextuplets for $141 million.
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...on so many levels. HOLY SHIT! These people have a JOB in TELEVISION????? This isn't even grade-school-level. Someone actually spent REAL MONEY making those shit-ass sets! With all the people out of work in the industry, and getting laid off, these fuckers are still working?!?!?! TO PRODUCE THAT??? It's like they're rubbing the noses of the unemployed in feces, for fun. GOD, THE FUCKING HORROR!!!!!
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At least at the massage parlors I go to...
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Ted Nugent singing "Cat Scratch Fever" on a giant dog-bed with lights all over it.
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Just rubbin' it in.
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See? i was going for a multi-level joke, there. "Cat Scratch Fever" and the cheap sets.Get it now?Some times I feel like SNL. It's funny as shit, inside my own head.
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http://tinyurl.com/yjktdtq
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I actually have to work. A co-worker is out because he's down celebrating in New Orleans (huge Saints fan), so I gotta pick up the slack. I feel as though I'm at a slight remove ...
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You talkin' bout the Puppy Bowl or another clip?
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"You just ran over a kid in the theater parking lot!""It's okay. It had been misbehaving.""Oh, well. Terrible twos, huh? What're ya gonna do?"
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Because I'm all OG and, um, suchnnot.
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...scene from her show had one of the big gay neighbors getting an Asian massage...The masseuse asks if he would like "full release"? He says "...well, OK, but it might get pretty messy..."She says "OH, you bigga boy, eh?!"Next scene the guy is getting run out of the joint...he apparently assumed "full release" involved relaxing his bowels...
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Vacation Day him. better yet, Sick Day him. I can always squeeze two days out of a single sickness.
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Aha!
So this is where the Pedalback will 'streeeeetch' to 50,000 posts is it?
Looks like I showed up just at the right time - "rubbing the noses of the unemployed in feces, for fun" - sounds great. We'll turn the 'unwashed masses' into the 'shit-nosed masses' until President Obama, Queen Elizabeth, and whoever's Prime Minister of Russia get down on their knees and beg us to stop!
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Gotta figure he's in his early 50s.
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so we could BAMF! to his thread for the big five-oh.
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The show has it's moments...
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It's clearly low budget, and it's a D'AAAAAWWWWW adorable alternative to the Super Bowl. It also benefits AAHA and other good things. I make a point to watch at least part of it every year.
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One of the guys had Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold" playing as he walked into the arena.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vf3VzVbrXU
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...discuss...
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Subs, yes indeed the mom's were most obliging! Flicka I will see what I can come up with for Scary..
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Stretch would become a vampire and Dracula would choke on Stretch's blood. They both lose.
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...terribly unrewarding and frustrating for both of them I imagine...
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I'm just so out of it.
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...to play that video before every movie.
The theatre's owned by the guy who directed "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter", so I'm guessing he'd be amenable to the idea. -
...and Stretch would fail to find the FULL-filling partner he's been searching for all these years. And if Vlad can't do it for him...who can...?
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...via a Flash animation.
I only know how to make GIMP Animation Package cartoons, sadly. -
MR. AND MRS. SMITH reboot is on the way...
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Feb 08, 2010 1:37:58 PM CST
4. Jesse Bradford, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (2009)
by six demon bag
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...he always was more than a little wild-eyed and unhinged.I suspect that a guy who just screamed for more...maddeningly unfazed by impaling would be the final straw for old Vlad.
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Feb 08, 2010 1:45:30 PM CST
23. Matthew McConaughey, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003)
by six demon bag
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not counting woody, ive seen 4 of them...i miss shannon sossamyn
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Feb 08, 2010 1:48:25 PM CST
I've only seen one of those movies (not counting Woody Allen).
by subtitles_off
Either I don't date enough, or I've had real luck with girlfriends.
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garden state?
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would he rub the seeping black ooze all over his face and take a big gulp?
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...but I'm happily married, so I'm not sorry.
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...IT GETS...so I don't think that counts.
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says Goyer is working with Nolan on a third Batman script. Not sure if you guys covered that already. I'm decidedly out of the loop.
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Pedalback Tourney. Round 7. Royston Lodge Vs ScaryWaitress.
Royston Lodge was a private man. His neighbors had long since given up saying good morning to him when they passed him in the corridor of the appartment building and even the postman knew to drop off parcels outside his door, for he would not answer it.
This was because Royston Lodge was a man with a secret. A pedalbacking man. A man who had entered a tournament for the ultimate prize.
Royston left his appartment at 12 on the dot as he did everyday and hurried across the road to the cafeteria where he always ordered the same meal. A ham omelette and a tall glass of milk.
He sat down at the booth in the corner and looked up for Doris his usual waitress. But it was not Doris he saw.
Royston's eyes widened and his heartbeat slowed at the sight of the waitress walking across the diner towards him. Long legs leading up to a cute little apron at her thin waist and above that her blouse buttons could barely contain the two bountious melons within.
Royston's mind clicked back to realtime as the waitresses eyes locked on to his. There was something about those eyes. Something scary. "What can I fucking get you?" she purred.
Taken aback by her use of profanity, Royston stammered "uh, uh glass of milk please miss."
"Yeah I heard you liked milk" said the waitress wryly, "Tell you what - follow me." Royston watched the waitress' perfect butt sashay away. The decision was easy. He left the chair he always sat in and followed her to a back room.
ScaryWaitress led her mark into the meat locker, fuck this was almost too easy she thought to herself. "It's cold in here" exclaimed Royston.
"I know" purred Scary, unbuttoning her blouse, "it's making my nipples hard". Royston's eyes widened and Scary could see from the growing bulge in his trousers that he was hers.
"Come and have a suck" she cooed, and Royston needing no further encouragement dived in and began suckling on her teat. "Good boy" she said stroking his hair as he sucked away.
Suddenly he spluttered. He coughed. Scary watched with a smile as this familiar scene played out in front of her. Royston's hands went to his throat as he gurgled his last breath. A liquid noise then rose from Rosyton's chest. White milk began to ooze from his mouth. His nostrils. His ears. Suddenly it became a spray. Jetting milk from every one of his orifices across the room.
Scary laughed an insane hearty laugh as the creamy liquid soaked her, rejoicing in the victory.
Back in the diner Gary Oldman finished his last sip of coffee. He drank it black.
Victory ScaryWaitress. -
for the rain soaked t-shirt shot of Helen Hunt...
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..."easy, I just think of a man and subtract reason and accountability".
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Bountious: adj., Having the charateristics of bountiful bounciness.
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HA! Bring on Round Two.
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Feb 08, 2010 2:00:45 PM CST
"Back in the diner Gary Oldman finished his last sip of coffee.
by colonelfatheart
"He drank it black." Genius. GENIUS.
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Royston, sorry dude to give you such a 'sticky fate' but as an honorary pedalbacker that's sometimes the way the cookie crumbles!
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If I'm gonna go out, I want it to be as I choke on some "bountious" bosoms. I got stomped by a 'moose.
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But that isn't an unusual state of being for me.
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http://tinyurl.com/yk4r9nl
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That's AWESOME. For the record, "What can I fucking get you?" was my signature line when I waited tables. True story.
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...and all I got were websites about cycling.
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...a second time...
...it would probably turn out the exact same way.
I'm simple that way. -
We've been around since last year, hopping from TB to TB.
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...and I'm sorry to say that you were just initiated.
It's an ongoing tournament...I'm dead too, so now we get to relax and enjoy the show... -
The Mansonites might apologize to their new recruits. After all, there's the shaving of the head and the tattooing of the swastikas, and all that.The Pedalback never apologizes to a noob. Noobs are expected to like it and ask for another.
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one can only dream...
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http://tinyurl.com/y9kvtpm
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you walk amongst a field of grain with oscar®-winning russell crowe
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im nationwide...i, as in the proverbial we, as in the pedalBack
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6:51:18
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Feb 08, 2010 2:25:23 PM CST
only Ed Harris can bring you back from a permanent Baloo-cation
by six demon bag
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Come see Ed Harris and his amazing Revivo-Voice®!
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You seem pretty opposed to a third Ghostbusters movie, pal. I know how you feel, but I'll remain cautiously optimistic for the time being.
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No offense to SW, she was only answering 6DB's question. 6DB I put the blame sq
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No offense to SW, she was only answering 6DB's question. 6DB, I put the blame squarely on you. That's what the mommy board is for.
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No thanks, unless I heard good things from reliable people.
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...vomit, saliva, macaroni-and-cheese, and volcanic hour-long temper tantrums.All appropriate and traditional Pedalback material.
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to the Angel Force: http://tinyurl.com/ybh997j
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http://tinyurl.com/776677
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...being impaled...
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Macaroni and cheese, yum.
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They shouldn't bring them to the Pedalback.
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Feb 08, 2010 2:45:54 PM CST
...that IS pretty traumatic...the first time you have to do...
by flickapoo
...that...
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"I wanted to look handsome for Jesus.""That's nice. Now the first thing we do is genuflect. remember Jesus is everywhere.""YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL, KARAS!""Oh my, Li'lDemonBag! That is not how we taught you to genuflect.""DON'T YOU NAUGHTY CORNER ME, BITCHES. I'LL EAT YOUR SPLEEN AND CRAP IT ALL OVER THE CAT!"
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...I couldn't get through it, but I deserved it.
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http://historyofjihad.org/romania2.jpg
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...in my town...think it's a branch of the coven? A secondary nest?
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20100208/sc_livescience/beermaybegoodforyourbones
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that flew from NYC to Tokyo.
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Feb 08, 2010 3:03:33 PM CST
Let that be a lesson. Don't get suckered by discount airlines.
by royston lodge
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I can hear an angel fart.
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after the second one that felt like a half-assed victory lap two years too late...and then ivan really hasnt made a good film since kindergarten cop...then you have Blues Brothers 2000--an abomination of ContinentalOp proportions...then you have the rumors swirling that its pretty much gonna be glorified cameos and a new ragtag gang of ghostbusters...so..yeah..i need a drink..
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i thought EssDub was gonna be scarce today and just wanted kiddo advice since i saw her mention the age of her EssDub-ita
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Me? I gotta have a skeleton like Wolverine by now.
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What a bunch of horse-shit. At least it'll have knee-jerks lining up at orphanages to adopt future qb meal tickets.
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is your last "good" movie, you're pretty much washed up as a director.
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lest it be shat on...
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they forgot to put a big ass asterix stating that lil timmy came from an expected pregnancy and mommy finished college and wasnt the laughing stock at high school because of her baby bump..fuck self righteousness...i WILL sick my demon spawn on them.
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...to the office.I just wanted to give her proper credit for I Love [bleep]ing...I live by the Credit Where Credit's Due code of honor.
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to remove his best zings. Of course they did. Jon edits his interviews too. Only, when O'Reilly's on "The Daily Show" there's no smart stuff to edit.
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announcers who treat him as the Second Coming even worse. Anyone here hear Thom Brenaman's (sp?) play by play of last year's NCAA title game? It was disgusting. He kept saying "Five minutes alone with this young man will change your life." I wonder what they did in those five minutes alone together.
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Aged 77.
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thats what they do..and i bet their BEST SB AD was tebows
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It's not great, but it does have great moments. And David Duchovny has some seriously underrated comedic chops. All in all, I'd say Evolution=70% Ghostbusters, 25% Men in Black & 5% Farrelly Bros.
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they need to start doing thorough autopsies on these politicians...i know a doctor..hes a good man..and thorough.
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hell i like BIG TROUBLE (tim allen) better.
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What's funny is, I've been reading through the Sandman comics... and when I read through the Tournament, I saw it all unfold in that style. I looked REALLY HOT in the comic-book version of that fight.
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You'll probably get some teabagger insurgency in his district, but whoever pledges to be in the pocket of the defense industry will probably ride a wave of cash to the seat.
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It's got some funny bits, sure, but I can't get behind that.
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Just so you know, I picture you as Naomi from Waiting... Just thought I'd let you know. You ok with that?
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One season away from being another also-ran.
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I caught about ten minutes of it the other day. It was probably the gayest thing I've ever seen. Gayer than 300 in its absolute marveling at glistening male physiques. But ... there was a definite ROME vibe, too, with the extremely lurid and frank sex and the dirty political intrigue. I'm a sucker for shows about political maneuvering, no matter how pulpy and over the top, so I may just check it out again. But not stoned this time.
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Prepare yourself for Tim Tebow, third string tight end. ... Don't cry for poor Timmy, though. I see a megachurch pastorship (is that a word?) and possibly the U.S. Senate in that douche's future.
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considering how nasty those dudes must've actually been, historically-speaking.
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Ubach is my attitude when I waited...and that film got me to really question what defuck I was doing with my life...
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Hootical, even.
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Makes up for fucking up Baloo-über-boobies, earlier.
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Those of you who thought I meant *hot* are on my shit-list.
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I thought he blew his wad.
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don't pollute...
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Gay Zombie Porn?
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Antisemitic gay porn?
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She's actually my fave representation of Waitresses on-screen... that character is a dead ringer for a BUNCH of women I worked with. Just WAY too emotionally invested in the job. I'm OK with it, Teddy... that is one tough chick. I look more like Amy than Naomi, though.
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More common than you think...most gay guys I know still love titties...
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Flashing back to half-remembered childhood ecstasy.
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Keep fuckin' that chicken...!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w
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http://tinyurl.com/ygchyqx
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I'm at work so I can't look at the YouTubes.
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Stretched AND impaled. Double-whammied.
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I laugh every time...especially at the chick on his right's expression when they pan back...HHHHAAAA!!!!
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...porn for middle-aged men a là Larry David. Anti-semitic porn is ANTIschlomo-eroticism.
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The weatherman reacted like they just say that all the time around the water cooler."Hey, Jim. What's the meteorology today?""Warmer than yesterday, but I wouldn't fuck a chicken without a jacket on.""I wouldn't fuck a chicken without a condom on.""Ha!""Ha! Good times."
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in the NYC metro area. Keep fuckin' that chicken indeed.
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A hard-on for New York Governors.
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Raunchy sex in a public landmark, in front of Japanese tourists. For an example of this on film, please refer to Crank, starring Jason Statham.
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sex with little-known grape varietals only wine nerds care about. This is actually a real problem in my industry.
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...most sex.Sad, but true.
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Requires only a full length mirror with a hole in it...
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...is up the ass and out the mouth on a blunt greasy pole...but I really should have told you that BEFORE all your hard work...
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Here's a viewer that isn't too happy about that remark.
http://tinyurl.com/yzemoag -
Doesn't exist.
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Feb 08, 2010 4:14:04 PM CST
My cats all three freaked out when that rooster crowed...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Seri-UP-ously®! How much could a new rooster cost that would impede a farmer from permanently Baloo-ing that fucker into charnina?
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Later, all.
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Slowmo-Eroticism = to fuck at 400 frames per second.
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High Cholesterotic foods, m'kay?
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Bono-Eroticism = to wear shades and raise money for *cause of the day* while fucking.
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Yeah, Baby...Dew I make yew horney?
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When your beer goggles wear off mid-coitus.
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Cobra__Kai's dirty little sectret...
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I like what you did there.
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Sex while getting your haircut with a vacumme cleaner...(Too obscure..?)
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Puppet love!
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speaks for itself
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Very inspired.
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...occasionally Dojo-eroticism leads directly to Oh-No eroticism, but for reasons usually involving pulled groin-muscles and broken noses.Throwing stars incidents lead to AAAAAAAAAAAAGH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Eroticism.
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Big in '88.
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Throwing stars...
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a)sexual love of ancient Greek novelsb) Unnatural lust for fat, bald yellow cartoon characters with 4 fingers...also known as D'Oh!-Eroticism....
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My sex life so far ...
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participation in a sex act called "pulling a train..."
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...!!??
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The very polite Japanese way...
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Argh, my eyes are bleeding from the thought...
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...go Teddy!
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1. Dec. 26 at the Claus residence. 2. A phallic, cream-filled chocolate snack cake and your anus.
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...no such thing.Maybe, if you play your cards right...but never fo' sho'
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Unnatural attraction to Keanue Reeves, also found in Bill-And-Ted's-Excellent-Adventureoticism sufferes...
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A phallic, cream-filled chocolate snack cake and your anus...
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Nobody thought of this?
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Unnattural attraction to people with unusually large shoe sizes...
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a) Deviant sexual behavior fueled by hallucinagenic drugs while writing about it first hand...b) unnatural attraction to muppet characters...
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...meaning "gentle way", is a modern Japanese sex act (gendai budō) and combat fuck technique, that originated in Japan in the late nineteenth century. Its most prominent feature is its competitive element, where the object is to either throw one's lover to the ground, immobilize or otherwise subdue one's lover with a grappling maneuver, or force a fuck-buddy to submit by joint locking the elbow or by executing a choke. Strikes and thrusts (by hands and feet)—as well as sex-toy defences—are a part of judo-eroticism, but only in pre-arranged forms (kata) and are not allowed in public judo-erotic competition or free practice (randori).
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That one got me. That's effing brilliant.
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consists of finding sexual release from reading the Book of Psalms, or any of the other sexually explicit book of the old Testament...often confused with JAP-Eroticism, which does not exist...
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Feb 08, 2010 5:21:49 PM CST
JAP (Jewish American Princess) ala Fran Dresher...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Feb 08, 2010 5:23:16 PM CST
...HA! These are all great. Just when you think the erotic...
by flickapoo
...well must be dry everyone comes up with new depths of Erotica...
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Digging to new lows in Erotica...
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Battomansuta's surprise sex technique.
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Jive-talkin' sex!
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Iglesias...that is...300 million albums can't be wrong...
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An unnatural attraction to Japanese Prime Ministers from WWII...For more WWII info be sure to visit our Hitleroticism page...
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a)Unnatural need for early 80's rock balladsb) Deviant behavior triggered by the phrase..."I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog, too!!!"
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I'll see y'all tomorrow. Hopefully I'll be my old self.
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Have a safe commute...
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...practiced by me, as a boy (goy).
Christian-Judeo-Eroticism assumes the existence of only one true love.
The principles of Christian-Judeo-Eroticism are propagated by twelve year old boys discovering and studying moldy old boxes of crumbling paperbacks in a basement or attic, and studying the texts with scholarly dedication in search for dirty bits. -
Not to exceed two minutes endurance or risk the possibility of permanant Balooing...
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...if "phallic, cream-filled chocolate snack cake and your anus" isn't your best work, I can't wait to find out what is...
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...not to mention the risk of permanent bal-ain damage.
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Short work day. Try to type at ya later.
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Yesterday's Superbowl, the most watched ever....BUT WHAT WERE TICKET PRICES!!!!http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100208/ap_en_ot/us_super_bowl_ratings
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Beating even the long standing record of the last episode of MASH...
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...starts off all fun-loving and idealistic...
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Way, WAY more than just hugging trees...
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Oh, AKU... your horns are so... SPIKEY...
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...you give reach-around to the right people, and they keep sucking your dick for years... and THEY pay YOU for it.
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Fucking brown foreigners for God and country.
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to let them suck my dick??? Why am I just hearing about this program, Scary???
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Oh, COOKIE... you're so BLUE and [sexy whimper] FUZZY! ME LIKE BJ'S...yah, yah... THESE BETTER THAN... COO-KIES!!!!
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Travel the world...Meet interesting people...And, kill them...
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With your own tax dollars.
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That was wrong. So wrong.
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...but you have to kill them and let them sit in the sun for a day or two first.
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Where's my tax funded Blow Job? Whats that? I gotta join Blackwater Ops to get the BJs...? Hmmm...? Let me get back to you...
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Nobody warned you guys against necrophelia jokes with me, did they? Didn't think so...It's really why I suffer from Na'vi-Eroticism...their light blue skin hue is 'fresh out of the freezer' goodness to me...
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...meaning "Way of the Penis", is a modern Japanese martial art of penis-fighting based on traditional Japanese shlongmanship, or Kunt-jutsu[2]. Kendo-Eroticism is a physically and mentally challenging activity that combines strong martial arts values with sport-fuckinglike physical elements.Practitioners of kendo-eroticism are called kendōkummers (剣道家?), meaning "one who practices kendo", or occasionally kuntshi, meaning "an amazing chick who kicks kendōkummers' asses for breakfast.
Kendo-Eroticism is a way to discipline the human character through the application of the principles of the Kunt-ana.
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To mold the mind and penis.
To cultivate a vigorous spirit,
And through correct and rigid training,
To strive for improvement in the art of Kunt-do.
To hold in esteem human courtesy and honor, and penises.
To associate with others with sincerity.
And to forever pursue the cultivation of oneself.
Thus will one be able:
To love ones country, penis, and society;
To contribute to the development of culture;
And to promote penis and prosperity among all peoples.
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whoa-whoa.ytmnd.com
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sexy-fish.ytmnd.com
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Feb 08, 2010 7:15:14 PM CST
My daughter is doing her nightly workout to a song...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
called "walk on water." I asked her if it was a song about Jesus...She says, "Yeah, its what he played when he walked on water at that big concert where he fed everybody fish and breadsticks, like Oprah does..."I love my baby girl...
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Back in the day, I was a competetive sport-fucker...never went pro, but I won a lot of awards in college...
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Unfortunately, I have all the flexibility of stale bread.
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To love ones country, penis, and society;Sountry and society are against your penis, brother...4 out of 5 Superbowl Commercials proved that yesterday...Car commercials with the premise..."I will take out the trash and hold you after sex and put the cap back on the toothpaste...But, I get to drive any car I want...
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like any good father would...but, the more I learned about belly dancing, it's history and the potential market waiting to be shared for large metropolitan areas...I'm now her manager...
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Feb 08, 2010 7:39:29 PM CST
It's not like I could have disuaded her anyway...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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That's the bummer. There's one place around here, but the only classes are best suited to rich stay-at-home moms. C'est la vie.
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http://tinyurl.com/ylzg4tg
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Feb 08, 2010 7:47:02 PM CST
There are a multitude of DVDs that teach techniques...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
DD went to some classes but most of her knowledge has come from tapes/DVDs found at the local library...
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It came up on the same page as yours, 'moose. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajbcJiYhFKY&NR=1
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Feb 08, 2010 7:54:16 PM CST
..."fed everybody fish and breadsticks, like Oprah does..."...
by flickapoo
...theologians refer to that episode as The Meltification Of The Loathsome Fishes.
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For your viewing pleasure... what happens when you have too much gay sex. I dare you to watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91rvea6mKEA&NR=1
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Pigment fetish.
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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ███, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
This is now a movie.
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"And YOU get evidence of Christ's miracle.""And YOU get evidence of Christ's miracle.""And YOU.""And YOU.""And YOU.""Miracles in the HEEE-OOOOOOOWSE!"
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http://vimeo.com/3306358
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He's going to give me bad dreams.
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I thought of Bozo-eroticism while I was eating dinner @ 5:06:48 which was actually 6:06 P.M., my time.6:51:18
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Wine and movie is a-callin. Time for some passive entertainment.
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Feb 08, 2010 8:09:01 PM CST
...Cheeses, I'm looking out at the minefield of potential...
by flickapoo
...comments on that video and I'm getting weak at the knees...I'm just gonna go with "cool".Very cool.
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stretchable penis. To-go-where-no-one-goes-eroticism.
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...eroticize people around blind corners without exposing themselves to enemy fire.
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( # )( # )
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We just recently found out the short has been entered into several contests and I am curious about all perceptions...
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...family stuff, and I'm determined to watch THIRST tonight.
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How ya doin', Subs?
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Essential to Goo-goo-Ga-garoticism.
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Hmmmm.
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"Da plane, boss! da plane!"Too dated?
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...I kept it short because you see your babygirl...I see a hot-chick. Some day I'll likely be in your position and I'm already upping my lifting and bracing myself for impact.
If you mean about the dancing, I'm no expert. Sometimes you see that real jittery and fast shaking type of belly-dancing...she has more of a slow and slinky thing in that video...which I'm sure is more appropriate for the song.I can't imagine anyone not liking it. -
Wish I could expalin it...Has to do with a fake female member that was introduced to a former group I used to belong to long before the internet age...I felt betrayed back then...I was only upping my guard...Still pals?
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Nougat turns me on.
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I just got frustrated trying to get you to calm DEƒUCK® out. Still can't believe you went full-on toadkillerdog on me Sunday morning. That still stings a little.
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Inappropriate reaction to a high-score on Pac-Man.
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I've been moving forward in time for years.
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Uncomfortable.
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Feb 08, 2010 8:43:59 PM CST
That was just that little kid that hates to be chastized, Subby.
by cheeses_of_nazareth
He has a Hulk complex...The more you tell him he's wrong the angrier he gets...Doesn't change the fact that he's wrong...But, as with your before mentioned dramatic confrontation with Toadkiller, the inner child don't like being told it is wrong, especially when it isn't...I thought I was better than all this...Sorry...
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HHHHAAAA!!!!
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http://tinyurl.com/yloheee
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8 more inches by Wednesday.
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may have been some responsibility for misunderstanding on the other side, as well. There usually is.
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Wah-wah Watchers®?
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Feb 08, 2010 9:10:48 PM CST
Some people don't like it when other people start a World War.
by anonymoose
Just sayin'.
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http://tinyurl.com/yfz3fd8
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You figure AICN would be on fucking top of this story but no. I get the feeling this site just gets fucking lazier and lazier as the days progress. "Eh, someone else will put that story up," I bet is what passes through every editor's head.
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Feb 08, 2010 9:19:55 PM CST
I think it's more like wishful thinking that it isn't happening.
by anonymoose
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And a bit annoyed at the lack of news today, especially when I find interesting stories at other movie sites. I shouldn't have to. I used to not have to.
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http://tinyurl.com/yjsns9t
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I've only ever seen it link to other sites' scoops. Unless there was some kind of swag bag, involved. They're all over that kind of shit in a second!
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I've been trying.
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the mommy-board can't be monitored.
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...my dw tells me there's quasi-mythical creature called The Purple Godess who banns people and posts from time to time...
...I'm ashamed to know this. But I do.
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baked onion beans, grapefruit and Toasted bagles with grape jelly...I feel so full...
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I have unknown a LOT of what I used to know...I blame it on the drugs...
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...very day!
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Feb 08, 2010 10:07:49 PM CST
And every re-run on TV I see is brand new to me...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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...I remember the first third of the movie really well...I remember drinking a lot of good wine...I remember enjoying the hell out of the movie...I remember having somewhat extra freaky sex...and I remember waking up with a slight headache...I need to see that fucking movie AGAIN.
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Up early tommorrow...
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http://tinyurl.com/yzwjg3g
For reference:
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yeah i'm even late to my own fucking FUNERAL *BLAM*
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unfortunatelyl
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Feb 09, 2010 2:58:07 AM CST
Nougat .......... getting sweaty thinking about it
by takingscorpioscalls
So modestly clumpy......
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Pedalback Tourney...
Gary Oldman leant forward on his chair and gazed around the table at his shadowy conspirators.
"Gentlemen, the first round is finished - Wiseau give me a Subbary." Oldman spoke commandingly.
"Cobra--Kai will never crane kick again..." Tommy Wiseau began "Cheeses was crucified, ColonelFatheart was head stomped by a mutant moose, Flickapoo's brain was blown, Stabby was dissolved in diarrhea, SavageDave and Conti were obliterated, and Royston Lodge turned out to be lactose intolerant, hehe" Wiseau giggled nervously and then quickly shut up under Oldman's withering stare.
"Do you think the survivors will give up?" asked Oldman, turning to another at the table.
"Nevah" replied Michael Caine "not on your nelly."
"Stretch, where are they now?" whispered Oldman. A long elasticated arm stretched from the table across to the far wall of the room where a large world map stood, and pointed to China.
"Big trouble commin to little China" croaked a mushroom-shaped figure at the table.
"Shut your pipehole Armageddon-back" snapped Oldman "I make the fucking quips round here."
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Nice work, Cobes.
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wow what a refreshing nights sleep...i needed it big time..
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Holy shit. That is all.
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they looked pretty bad on SNL. And I love me some Dave Grohl.
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badass motherfuckers.
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February 8th, 2010...Sorry, Charlie. It's not Star-kist®. It's Star-Wars Tuna®. (http://tinyurl.com/yhurwdg)...Mel Gibson - Bat-shit, just the way you love him. Film at 11. (http://tinyurl.com/yk8t654)...Vice President Joe Biden - High on [deleted]. (http://tinyurl.com/ylpwsp5)...savagedave follows the breadcrumbs, expresses a couple of disbeliefs and attempts to Triforce...EssDub defends Pink, the pop singer, against charges of lip-synching...Sixies wants some advice on getting Li'lDemonBag to stop chewing on things...Toddlerapoo says the F-word...CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER. Next. Summer. World. War. Two. As. You've. Never. Seen. It. Before. Too. Many. Heroes. Not. Enough. Time. (And, a sub-plot for the suit)...49K...Must we wait for the post-Nolan years before we'd get a JLA movie that was a "live-action, cosmic comic book movie"?...DON'T HAZE ME, BRO! Never going to stop being funny. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE)...Royston Lodge stumbles into The Pedalback, launching a couple of zingers...Detroit Baby-sitter®. Sometimes your cousin isn't available to watch the brat, and you just gotta go out and buy cigs or a 40 or some crack. Use a chain and a padlock and bind the kid to something heavy...The Puppy Bowl. I dunno, I liked it better before the players started acting all-gangster and unsportsmanlike. I mean, you're supposed to make a tackle. It's not such a big deal that you should pose for the cameras and start licking your own balls...Vader sets the record straight on Graphic Novels...'moose is still stoking the ire at the mommy-board...Col. has to work twice as hard to cover for an absent Super Bowl celebrant...Cobra--Kai returns after his weekend breast-milk binge...Mastodon's ATHF pre-show cinema concessions ad. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9Vf3VzVbrXU)...Stretch Armstrong vs. Vlad, The Impaler (http://tinyurl.com/yk4r9nl), (http://tinyurl.com/ygchyqx)...AVClub's Rom-Com Characters That Don't Desrve Love Besides The Entire Cast of Julia Roberts' New Movie™. Meg Ryan and Gerard Butler make the list twice...The Pedalback UFC: Round One - Bout Seven. Royston Lodge versus ScaryWaitress. Royston drowns, choking on exploding über-boobers...Word of The Day, Though I'm Not Sure It's A Word: Bountious - adj., Having the charateristics of bountiful bounciness...6:51:18...Ghostbusters 3? Sixies and Col. say, "Nay," while Teddy remains "cautiously optimistic"...Stabby punishes children by putting them in front of the TV and forcing them to watch "Angel Force" videos. (http://tinyurl.com/ybh997j)...Ew! Child-rearing and feces. (http://tinyurl.com/776677) That's why they made the "wipe it front to back" rule...The Pedalback is Rated R. Leave your children at home with The Detroit Baby-Sitter...Cheeses is OK with science that gives him an excuse to drink beer for stronger bones...Tim Tebow - God's Miracle Jock®, quarterbacking for Pro-Life... Lots of eroticism. A scratch for any itch. A tickle for every genital. A combat fuck technique™ for every occasion. Domo origato, Mr. Roboto-eroto, just as one example. Can't be Subbarized®. You'll just have to scroll through, if you missed it. (http://tinyurl.com/yeq76pa)..."Keep fucking that chicken." (youtube.com/watchv=PdnXYWSa56w) Now, back to the weather...The Demon Sheep must have gotten into the hen-house and infected the rooster. (http://tinyurl.com/yzemoag)...Cradling The Jake®. Happily going blind. Turning Japanese...Cheeses' belly-dancing daughter practices to a song that "(Jesus) played when he walked on water at that big concert where he fed everybody fish and breadsticks, like Oprah does." Cheeses' dd in an indie-rock video. (http://vimeo.com/3306358)...Stripper Fail (http://tinyurl.com/ylzg4tg)...Ew! Stroboscopy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajbcJiYhFKY&NR=1)...A guy gives birth to a skinny teen-ager in a speedo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91rvea6mKEA&NR=1)...Dubbayüber-boobies: ( w )( w ) ...Vader bemoans the lack of DAREDEVIL re-boot info and other scoops on AICN...Flick and Cheeses blame failing memories on drugs and alcohol. Look, guys, there's no point in being too protective of your memory. You're gonna lose it anyway, due to age. Maybe 50K, today, if we get to 1900-ish, and I don't want everybody to just ignore it. -
check is in the mail...
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gimme a film to watch for the weekend from netflix...
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We're being manipulated by sinister forces, here, people. Some crazy cabal of cockney puppeteers is pulling our strings!HA!
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They play a lot of Zeppelin covers?
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the vox were really low or dave was just rocking the skins too hard..
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my comp is upstairs...and i havent connected it to my big boy downstairs...is that even possible?
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They used to get concept art before anyone else and exclusive spy reports. That doesn't happen anymore as a result of studios cracking down, so I can't blame them for that. I can blame them, however, for being days late in reporting news that everyone else already has, or for ignoring stories AICN readers would be interested in, one way or another. Everyday it seems the interest of the ones who run this site seems to wane. Moriarty jumps ship, Quint does less work to focus on his script, Harry just doesn't seem to care... That only leaves Merrick and Beaks and now the Irish Rican to actually report news, since Capone and Massawyrm are just reviewers.
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There are a lot more websites devoted to movie-geekery than there used to be. At one time, AICN could "break" stuff because no one else was interested in it. Now, P.R. staff just Tweets their shit, and everybody else plays catch-up.So little of it is actually "news" anyway. I don't need to know they're "planning to re-boot Daredevil." Big fucking deal, really. I assumed that already. Let me know when there's a director or a cast. Even better, give me deets about the script.Maybe it's just me, but I really don't care if a caterer told somebody he got a job and maybe, just maybe, it's a new Nolan movie. There's too much - again, it's just me, maybe - WAY TOO MUCH - advance info about movies, anyway. The element of surprise is gone.
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How hard is it to do that? We do it all the time here...just cut and paste or do
something. I've even offered my services to
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And a screenwriter HAS been announced to write Daredevil. Its the same guy who wrote that shitty Day the Earth Stood Still remake (though how much fault lies with the writer and how much with the director is unknown... That Will Smith kid character was the most annoying character I've ever seen). That's the kind of story that should be here for us to debate.
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they need to post consistently..its not like this is a part time job for some people..maybe we should branch out AIBN-style but go corporate..i could use free dvds.
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...and in the Colonel it's even got a professional editor.Morning everyone.
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...it's just an excuse to have a decent talkback and get some good zingers from SexyBack......today? Great. Next week? Fine.
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...one of your Subbaries® would take me six hours.
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...like the new Science Of AAAVIDAH, the Kirk Douglas Q&K, the Cameron thing etc...
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Feb 09, 2010 10:15:49 AM CST
...if Harry was my friend, I'd be a little worried though...
by flickapoo
...from out here he seems to have given up on life.Maybe it's the opposite...maybe life has gotten so interesting that he doesn't care about the site anymore.
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May I have ten thousand marbles, please?
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http://tinyurl.com/yfrb4vw
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Feb 09, 2010 10:42:12 AM CST
Flick, I'd like to believe your second hypothesis on Harry
by colonelfatheart
is the one. For what it's worth, the man is married now. He's sharing more than his interests with someone. I'm happy for him. I hope his health is holding up, though.
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That was the only disappointing aspect of the evening, really. They were monstrous. I listened to the album today on the way into work, and it's a real letdown compared to how fucking awesome they were onstage. I'm not big on live albums myself, but I'm dying for them to put one out.
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http://tinyurl.com/y9tnxqy
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Queens or foo? Probot?
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...that seems incongruous.I like Nolan though. He's a smart guy. Anything he comes up with will be worth watching.
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just played their album.
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as skeptical as maybe I should be about the Supes news. What I loved about the 1978 SUPERMAN is the sense of innocent wonder and awe. It was like a myth was being written before your eyes. Singer was able to capture some of that, mostly through pure images (lifting the continent, the Atlas image with the Daily Planet globe, falling to Earth), but the plot was such a padded rehash of the original movie, it ultimately sunk it. I hope Nolan allows for that wondrous tone while streamlining the plot, increasing the stakes, and integrating some deeper psychology, particularly for the villain(s).
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...frenzy is getting fucking old. Shit is getting re-imagined, re-booted, re-launched, launched for the first time when there's really no demand for it at a comical rate.When did it start being OK to re-anything that just ran out of gas a year or two ago?We're human fucking beings man...not fruit flies. Most of us get to live seventy years or so...give it a fucking rest...or at least a decade or two.
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...SUPERMAN's long, long death fall into Central Park.That was beautiful. Classic movie moment...deserved a better movie.
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Obviously, there are some characters I'd like to see realized, and Batman and Superman are the tops. I liked IRON MAN, so I'll check out IM2. I can't say I'm particular interested in the Green Lantern, Thor or even The Avengers or JLA at this point. At least not on the screen.
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I know you mentioned it yesterday, but I'm operating at a slight remove. Two objects having trouble receiving signals, but one, the inanimate object, can be fixed with a little tweak here and there. And notice the placement of the cloud, an obscuring force, right behind ol' Larry while the sky is relatively clear behind the antenna. God, I love the Coens.
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but he's standing up on the roof to fix the antenna but also something else (wont spoil)but the imagery is funny...and hot.
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Wo de fu qin mu qin.2000. Chinese. Subtitled.Directed by Zhang Yimou (RAISE THE RED LANTERN).Compositionally beautiful and featuring a charming performance by Zhang Ziyi (CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON), this is the story of a grown-man, returning from the city to the rural village of his youth to bury his father and recall the romantic courtship of his parents. A profound examination of tradition. Irresistible, despite overt sentimental manipulation - the contemporary scenes are filmed in black-n-white, while the flashbacks are in color - and a well-earned-but-obvious, tear-jerking ending. ★★★☆☆ ½
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A true Coen-esque subversion. I'm just saying that out of context the image works on several levels.
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granted there was nothing extraordinary in there but there were many little moments that i did like...i became an unwilling absentee father at the time so that had something to do with it...dont worry i took that bitch to court and got her ass handed to her...
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as perspective...damn fine film..watched in my sociology course.
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...of Kenneth Branagh.Very interesting pairing.
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I'd rather die than see Nolan attached to SUPERMAN or the DCU? Maybe I didn't make myself clear...
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Feb 09, 2010 11:35:40 AM CST
Still, if my nemesis weren't currently holding court there,
by subtitles_off
I'd say there's no better place to celebrate 50K. If you guys want to abandon me for The NolanGetsHisOverratedUber-seriousHandsOnAnotherIconback, I'd understand.
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...thinking of, then it was beautiful...great film.But excruciating. I have a hard time watching two women be that mean to each other for two and a half hours unless it involves a riding crop, rope-play, or nipple clamps.
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I'll watch from here.
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That place is going to be rocking for a bit.
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You might have RAISE THE RED LANTERN and JU DOU confused.Or I do.
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Plus, it's a way to gather new recruits, and we're gonna take it over at some point anyway. I'll be there with you in spirit, and I'll join up as soon as the macho shits have all gotten bored with it.
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...and the old wife who hates her pretty guts and tries to make her life miserable is every way possible?I'd rather watch JIN PIN MEI.But I'm being hyperbolic.
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Yackbacker?
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But JU DOU is the one where the abused wife pushes the old man into a vat of dye so she can schtup her nephew. It's a lot meaner.
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A celebration just wouldn't be the same without you, Subs.
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I think someone should punish you by taking the -El back!...GRIN.I'm an extreme Routh-basher.
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Feb 09, 2010 11:48:42 AM CST
...I was just double checking the spelling for JIN PIN MEI...
by flickapoo
...and stumbled into this movie...
http://tinyurl.com/yj6ga5w
This has my name all over it. -
is what I sez.Best left un-named, Col. Those who have been around the longest know who and what I mean. Best not to stroke those fires.
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...is just fucking mean, man.Realistically mean.
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The NolanIsSoWrongForSupermanback will prolly hit it by early afternoon.
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...flame war (more than most in fact), but he loves to sit down for a beer afterward.He plays by the talkback code of chivalry as far as I've seen.
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Thinks only he can Hoo-ah! I really don't have an issue with him, anymore. I just want to avoid it. It's not about him, as 'moose would say. It's about me.
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I did think he was a little young for the part, but I think he nailed it otherwise. He and Singer's painterly eye for mythic images were the only good things about RETURNS.
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Has to be Nolan news and batman 3 news in the same thread...the AICN MCP is trying to lure us in there and then banhammer us all....I'll be right back
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Sixies and Stabbers and all you guys have earned it. Go do the Iwo Jima thing. I'll be there, just not omni-presently.
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Pedalback Tourney. Quarter Finals Round 1. TedKordLives vs Six Demon Bag.
Shanghai. What a shithole. Thought TedKordLives as he drove down the wide highway that ringed the city. Cyclists in huge numbers and even rickshaws conspired to slow him down but even if the road were clear he doubted he'd be able to get more than 40mph from the hokey hire car he now sat in.
Still this is where he had to come. Tommorrow he would drive out of town to the Temple of Lo Pan and confront Six Demon Bag for the Pedalback Prize. Or so he thought...
Six Demon Bag gunned the engine of The Pork Chop Express, it growled and roared like an angry beast as its master aimed it directly at the little tinpot car in front of him. SMASH! The truck struck the car full force, crushing the back end of it under its front wheels. The Pork Chop Express skidded in a squeal of metal on metal as glass sprayed across the road. As the truck jack-knifed it swept all before it rickshaws, roadsigns, cars. A flurry of Chinese paniced chatter came from the cyclists who were flinging themselves into the roadside ditch to evade the locked-together car and truck.
Ted barely knew what had hit him but when the car came to a rest he grabbed his bag and crawled out through the shattered windscreen. He looked up in a daze and saw a terrifying figure stand up upon the hood of the truck. The man wore a wide bamboo hat that masked his face and from his robe he drew a small pouch. He threw down the contents upon the road in front of Ted.
Ted watched as the tarmac cracked and up from the ground rose a demonic apparition. Then up came another, and another - until six stood before him.
"Looks like a 7-10 split" quipped Ted and whipped out the bowling ball of his ancestors. With a mighty swing he struck the lead demon at exactly 15% sending it clattering into the foul fellows behind it.
"Ssssstrike!" exclaimed Ted proudly as the fallen demons bubbled away to nothingness. He looked up at Six Demon Bag standing astride the truck and watched as he too convulsed, shook, and then dissolved. His clothes falling gently to the ground. Hmm, just like Obi Wan Kenobi thought Ted, ever the geek.
He then picked up one of the fallen bicycles and 'pedalbacked' for home.
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fucking hill!
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...looking forward to Fighting Does Not Exist when I get back.Is AICN crashing under the weight of new news?...having a hard time loading up.
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Can I even get a hint?
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FUCKING SKINNY.Maybe he wouldn't have been so bad if that film didn't have such an obvious, fetishistic devotion to the old 70s version. Then again, if it hadn't had that, I doubt he'd've even been in it. He must've gone to a vocal coach to get that impersonation so perfected.
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Feb 09, 2010 12:08:29 PM CST
I'm hoping Nolan steers them towards something inspired by...
by anonymoose
...either Birthright or Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow, if not an adaptation.
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it wouldve been two hits and then we start quotin'
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from any of Nolan's previous work, that he'd be right for SUPERMAN? C'mon! Faded and angsty got us RETURNS. We don't want that. And I don't want it similar to Batman. I want it as different as possible.That would make the inevitable cinematic meet-up that much more challenging and interesting.
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But, instead of meeting you on equal terms, Teddy took a shortcut. Hey! It was only fair since you tried to hit him with a truck!
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I think you thought it was the colonel asking. BAMFF!
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Feb 09, 2010 12:18:20 PM CST
Nolan is a brilliant guy. I'm sure he knows the difference...
by anonymoose
...between Batman and Superman.
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for IT
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Feb 09, 2010 12:19:59 PM CST
Seriously, though, I'd rather see an adaptation of KINGDOM COME.
by anonymoose
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You already know who my nemesis is. You were there. You saw it all happen.
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The question is, has he demonstrated anything that might suggest he's the one to pull it off?We could argue "brilliance" all day-long.
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He never could have outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was Barzini all along
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Subs, Nolan's not directing this one.
So, I'm not terribly concerned. You're right, his track record is dark, psychological material- he's heavily into that sort of storytelling. And even if he was directing this movie, I don't think Nolan is a one-trick pony like Tim Burton. I think Nolan is a lot smarter than that- and that his familiarity with comics is solid. I'm expecting something intelligent, psychologically engaging (not necessarily morose or downright maudlin like Singer's shit) and something that puts the character in an epic setting. -
that requires so much set-up. I like to dream of that as the sequel to a trilogy.First, you'd get UNITY: THE WORLD'S FINEST.(Supes & Bats)Second, you'd get TRINITY: THE BRAVE & THE BOLD. (Supes, Bats, Wonder Woman)Third, you'd get INFINITY: THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.Then, KINGDOM COME.
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I thought we had kissed and made-up?
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If it weren't he could dump that hack Goyer. Nope, Nolan has applied the Bond template to Batman, that's all. I don't think Christopher Nolan has read a comic book since third grade.
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I didn't like the animated movie, either. Kingdom Come easily works as a standalone.
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We agree to disagree, and he's good enough not to throw it in my face when we cross paths. Like I said, it's not about him. It's about me. It's about trying to stay out of the flame wars that seem to follow wherever he - or, at least, his posse - goes.
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I didn't mean to imply that any of the films - other than KINGDOM COME - should be an adaptation. In fact, I want original stories for the movies. I just think there's so much in KINGDOM COME that appeals directly to fans with deep "pockets" that you'd need to lay some sort of foundation, first.
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Feb 09, 2010 12:50:33 PM CST
My fucking Bible movie didn't do too well with the critics.
by garyoldman
Fuck them. At least I'm getting paid better than they are.
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best film of the year!
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im seeing WOLFMAN this weekend
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God, I hope it's not as bad as the adverts.
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Think about it for a minute. How boring and dumb does that sound?
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what more can they do with the character without repeating themselves?
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Feb 09, 2010 1:43:57 PM CST
I love how you repeated yourself asking that question, Sixies.
by subtitles_off
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Like a dictator.Good, chrissy!
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baby gets subtlety
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but when it comes to Superman, I'd rather see Michael Bay's version than Christopher Nolan's.Since I can't have Akira Kurosawa's or Spielberg's version.
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Well THAT quickly became the place to un-be.
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trophy..
simple. yet to the point
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50,000th post of The Pedalback to belong to Titbag, or whoever that is?
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or Wednesday. Then, we'll reclaim it.Sixies didn't drop a "Bitches leave" anyway, so it wasn't an official BAMF! yet.
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...besides pondering my apathy.
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just opened a can of worms saying if you dont like NOLANVERSE you dont like batman
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http://tinyurl.com/yhmnqmf
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And that place, as could've been predicted, is a mad-house. Woulda, coulda, shoulda.What is it about Superman fans, in general, and Nolan fans,in particular, that make them such raging jack-wits?
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I go away to do some work for a few minutes, and it's full-on Arkham. Subs is right. We'll take that fucker back.
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♫ ♫ oh yes i did ♫ ♫
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that thing will have 2000 posts by tomorrow...i like my new digs fresh.
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Yeah, those fuckers got me speaking in the third person now.
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but ill back pedal just this once
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The Nolan'sRealWorldBuildingASupermanDictatorback was never a Pedalback side street. It's been ret-conned from continuity.
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We've just fallen back to high ground. It's strategic.If we count any of that thread, we've, technically, got to count it all, which would mean DANIEL_PLAINVIEWS_MEME was the 50Kth post. I couldn't live with that.
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Flick, Yack, 'Lop, Sixies, were all doing some good work.
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That fucker.
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Feb 09, 2010 2:44:28 PM CST
And, FETT's "you gotta agree with me or you're a retard"
by subtitles_off
bullsh! is contradictory to the spirit of The Pedalback.
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Feb 09, 2010 2:46:28 PM CST
i told FETT that bobby kane preferred val kilmer (true!)
by six demon bag
i think i heard a gunshot in the distance
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"Christian Bale looks like Val Kilmer, fuckwit." A fuckwit like him has no business calling other people retarded.
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just stare at the poster for SEX & CHOPSTICKS.Or, take a shower. One of those.
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i like parts of FOREVER..mostly the scenes with kilmer...
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He's got that same kind of style. That same kind of "look how cleverly I turned your handle into an insult" vibe. I could be wrong. Obviously, I'm not good at these things. I thought Underscore was Cobra--Kai.
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Hope he goes away.
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I hope it gets so bad I don't have to come in to work tomorrow.
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of a storm that's supposed to rage until 8 P.M. tomorrow night.
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Yes....idiot boy, I like Kilmer when he's....
ACTING LIKE THE BATMAN IN THE NOLAN FLICKS!
You CAN'T seriously be this stupid!
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did you retroactively like them, meaning you NEVER liked BATMAN FOREVER before the nolan films..or did kilmer travel into the future to see what Bale was gonna do?
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you just like the most modern films--hey you're in luck they are making a new daredevil and spidey film...glorious day for the FETTman!
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within an hour, the refresh rate over there will be as bad as the one in here.
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the way he was arguing with you or me, Sixies.
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except for bale being wayne
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but clearly, he just typed something opposing Fett's world view and wasn't hit with a "you're retarded" like lprothro, you or me.
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That oh-so-awkward lilt in her talking voice. The forced sultriness of her singing voice. That cute, quirky, clueless look on her face. She annoys the shit out of me.
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...sometimes there will be a big, exciting news day, and I suffer a sudden and catastrophic collapse of interest and enthusiasm...can't seem to summon even one semi-erect opinion.I do my best work on slow days.Well, slow days and days that include death-by-auto-erotic-asphyxiation obits.
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...I think she's cool if cast correctly. I liked her in 500 DAYS the same way I liked Tom Cruise in JERRY MAGUIRE...the role seemed specifically crafted to exploit her failings as a human being.
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Somebody just said "Nolan." That's all. You haven't missed squat, Flick."Nolan""Superman""Batman"Any utterance of those three words in any combination or by themselves, and the place fills up with the same somebodies typing the same thing they typed the last time those words were mentioned.Major buzzkill.
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That's all it is.
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15 minutes counting posts so I'd know how many of PLAINVIEW'S to subtract, in case we ever want to claim that thread for The Pedalback.Yeah, I've gotten that ridiculously anal about it.You all have my permission to make fun of me for one hour.The hours starts now and ends in sixty minutes. None of this "but I wasn't there then, I want my hour now" bullsh! later.
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...'78 SUPERMAN is very special and nostalgic for me...second live action movie I saw (STAR WARS was first, I fit the classic AICN demographic), but I don't know man...what is there so day?
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One who talks out his ass, often in a nitpicky manner. (No, Subs, that's not directed at you. I tend to free associate with words that make me titter like a 11-year-old.)
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It's good to get out and sharpen the claws every once and a while
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...up like a thirty-eight year old Atlantic City hooker by the time we move in.
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Atlantic City hooker? They're lucky if they make it to that age.
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when it comes to superheroes, if they don't go full-on [deleted] from now on, they're just spinning their wheels.Batman's different. Batman's not "superheroey." Batman benefits from some "real-world" finesse.Not Superman. He's gotta be over-the-top this time, else they're just going backward.
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...Subs, I'm hooked on 3D now for the big candy movies...the only real point is to get your ass blown out the back of the theater with most of them anyway...that's what I'm into..
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on any of the other sites, yet? I'm not convinced it isn't bullsh!
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..."Colonel Angus" from time to time...
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I just wish you could have your ass blown while you were simultaneously getting your brain sucked.Now, how gay was that?
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I'm sorry, Colon-El, that just tickles my eleven-year-old inner-child like the first patch of pubic hair!
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...affordable 3D TV meets the first truly great 3D console game the Western World as we know it will cease to exist.That shit is going to be like a worldwide California forest-fire. Hell, a California forest-fire could be barreling straight down on your house and you still won't get your ass off the couch.That's going to be fucking fun. Scary fun.
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http://tinyurl.com/5hc45n
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can just sneak in and sleep with your wives, right?
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Feb 09, 2010 4:14:31 PM CST
...my wife will be playing too. If a future 3D ASS-ASS-IN'S...
by flickapoo
...CREED is half as good as I expect it to be she probably won't even notice WHO sneaks in...
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I love 'em both!
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"We'll call you when it's time to eat, Anal."I'd never seen that before, Flick.
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just leave your debit card in your wallet and your wallet where I can find it. I won't disturb either of you.
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Anal get to eat? When the party gets to Fertilizer Valley?
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...and wild-eyed from the big SUPERMAN pillow fight.
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I tried to play the Aliens vs Predator multiplayer demo, but no one is playing it. It's a shame, because it looks awesome.
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...and wild-eyed from the big SUPERMAN pillow fight...
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...stolen all the lines and used them on Colon-El...I could have held the trophy for days running...
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We're at a bar, we've nearly reached our limit, and we want to flirt with a girl (a new thread). There's a seat next to the obvious, über-boobied floozy wearing the tight Superman tee-shirt, but she's already drawn the attention of a lot of drunken clods. If we were to look around at the other girls in the bar (the other threads), where might we comfortably plant our asses?
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...even identical.
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At work. Go ahead and use the lines.
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It stars Jake 'Roids, who is the brother of Maggie G., who was in TDK.
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...the movie...So that would be fun!
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...the battle of Big Beaver.
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Feb 09, 2010 4:38:20 PM CST
...Colonel Angus doesn't always smell like a bed of roses...
by flickapoo
...but deep down he's sweet as can be...
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Lettuce go. Node #43912. Agreed?
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All sorts of elemental Freudian things going on there.
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...will molest dd?! It only took one episode of Oprah?
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The Saga of Poor, Tired, Dirty Colonel Angus continues @ Node #43912.I'm gonna leave a note here on the door and meet you there.
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Your mother and I have moved. You'll have to ask the new owners if they'll let you spend the night in your old room. We threw out your comic books.We left this afternoon, because we planned to stop by at Nolan's new place to say hello. Man, you wouldn't believe the neighborhood he moved into. Bunch of morons calling each other retards. He'll probably ask us to stay for dinner, but we'll refuse politely.Seriously, kid, we don't mind if you stop by. The new house suits us. Just call first, okay? The number is 43912.
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And I come home to a empty house... No food on the table or nuthin'
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So is ol' Stretch a superhero in this film, like Batman, and does he get a sidekick too, like Robin? Only instead of Robin, Stretch gets Rubber. Stretchman and Rubber, holy crap, this is Adult Swim material. Yep, it's just that bad.
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Once more some 80s song help here since you guys are the experts complete with flashdance socks and snoods, this is a popular song but i dont know the lyrics. There are some twinkle sound effects like in an icicle cave type, then a saxophone solo, also they keep repeating "and YOUUUUr... dadadadadada"... uh hopefully you can pull something from that PBers!
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Feb 10, 2010 6:24:32 PM CST
It's fun to watch Godfather when you don't know the names
by takingscorpioscalls
I sometimes mismatch tattaglia, barzini, and santino and the movie gains a new understanding each time. ok i admit santino=sonny but thats it!
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