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Massawyrm goes to hell and brings back a review of the upcoming Blu-Ray release of the animated DANTE'S INFERNO

Hola all. Massawyrm here.

First things first: in order to get any enjoyment out of this film whatsoever, you have to divorce yourself from the film’s title. This is NOT Dante Alighieri’s DIVINE COMEDY. Not even fucking close. It is to THE DIVINE COMEDY as 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT TOU was to TAMING OF THE SHREW or THE 13TH WARRIOR was to BEOWULF. In fact if anyone truly captured the spirit of Electronic Arts adaptation of the classic work, it was the geniuses over at PENNY ARCADE who drew this brilliant comparison.





Once you can wrap your mind around what that film above (based upon the book by my great-great-great grand uncle) would look like, you get a pretty good idea of what this is. Based more upon their own video game adaptation than the original work, the film centers around our hero Dante, who returns from the crusades to find his love Beatrice dying and everyone else on his estate slaughtered. Almost immediately he discovers that the Devil himself has come for her and Dante decides to descend into hell itself to bring her back.

If you have issues with anime or video games, this film is decidedly NOT for you. Structure exactly like a video game, Dante meets Virgil who acts more as his Cortana than a guide, explaining each new level of hell to him and telling him what he has to do in order to get to the next level. This is followed by scenes of carnage as Dante kicks the crap out of the demons of hell, runs into old acquaintances and begins to learn about his own sins in life which he has either conveniently chosen to forget or hasn’t accepted as actually being sins (the film isn’t entirely clear.) Ironically, the story is more of an action packed version of the Orpheus tale (most famously set to verse by the aforementioned Virgil) than it is Dante’s tour through the three levels of the afterlife.


As a story the film is repetitive, boring and a exactly the kind of piecemeal assemblage that you expect out of video games, but this time without the controller and interactivity to allow a certain level of forgiveness. Everything done here from a storytelling perspective has been borrowed from other, better sources. Take the better parts of KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, TALES OF THE BLACK FREIGHTER and KILL BILL and then sprinkle in the occasional element from the DIVINE COMEDY and you get an idea of exactly how this feels – and can’t help but think of the comparisons while you’re watching it. There is nothing here in this film that isn’t done better somewhere else.

Fortunately for DANTE’S INFERNO the animation is at times incredible and their vision of hell often disturbing and fascinating to look at. This is moving art, with plenty of beautiful sequences that will appeal to fans of Christian Mythology and animation fans alike. All of the originality is in the look and feel, neither of which is reminiscent of a videogame. Take a look at this trailer for the game:


All of that is present in the film – every last bit of it, in fact. But none of it feels copied. It all feels very organic in the anime style it is made in – which of course changes every once in a while as different directors step in, as is becoming the custom on these projects. Wonderfully evocative and occasionally disturbing, it hits everything it is aiming at visually while hitting nothing it is aiming for emotionally. The perfect kind of film to throw on in the background during a party, but nothing to get very excited about sitting down to watch by yourself, DANTE’S INFERNO is a mixed bag with few surprises that may appeal to some, but nowhere near all.

Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.

Massawyrm

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Isn't there a game coming out about Dante's Inferno?...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 5th, 2010
08:55:49 AM
...should have finished the article. I shamed myself.
by FlickaPoo
Feb 5th, 2010
08:57:47 AM
You're really related to Melville, Massa?
by chimpjnr
Feb 5th, 2010
09:02:07 AM
Looks great
by Daremo
Feb 5th, 2010
09:02:27 AM
...I always wanted to be the kind of guy who would...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 5th, 2010
09:04:38 AM
Massa's reviewing this?
by Nice Marmot
Feb 5th, 2010
09:05:35 AM
THAT GAME LOOKS SICK AS ALL FUCK
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 5th, 2010
09:09:41 AM
"everything you'd expect from a video game"
by movieManiac
Feb 5th, 2010
09:12:37 AM
Eh, I'll just watch Supernatural instead...
by Judge Briggs
Feb 5th, 2010
09:13:53 AM
Wii SPORTS RESORT IS FANTASTIC
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 5th, 2010
09:14:43 AM
...not yet SexyBack...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 5th, 2010
09:18:06 AM
Not the book...?
by MJohnson
Feb 5th, 2010
09:18:58 AM
Christian mythology.
by Ingeld
Feb 5th, 2010
09:21:15 AM
movieManiac
by Massawyrm 1
Feb 5th, 2010
09:22:56 AM
Ingeld
by Massawyrm 1
Feb 5th, 2010
09:24:09 AM
@Judge Briggs : Careful! People have been banned
by V'Shael
Feb 5th, 2010
09:31:23 AM
Re: Masswyrm
by Ingeld
Feb 5th, 2010
09:32:55 AM
@Ingeld : Christians don't have a monopoly on Lucifer
by V'Shael
Feb 5th, 2010
09:34:13 AM
Great Storytelling in Video Games
by Dave I
Feb 5th, 2010
09:42:50 AM
Inferno is mostly satire, not at all
by Dingbatty
Feb 5th, 2010
09:44:03 AM
FLICKA
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 5th, 2010
09:44:40 AM
re: V'Shael
by Ingeld
Feb 5th, 2010
09:46:50 AM
Dave I
by Massawyrm 1
Feb 5th, 2010
09:47:45 AM
Storytelling in videogames...
by MCVamp
Feb 5th, 2010
09:48:33 AM
Dingbatty.
by Ingeld
Feb 5th, 2010
09:49:41 AM
MASSA - YOU SHOULD GET DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 5th, 2010
09:49:53 AM
BringingSexyBack
by Massawyrm 1
Feb 5th, 2010
09:52:23 AM
God Of War had a pretty damn good story-line.
by theycallmemrtibbs
Feb 5th, 2010
09:52:43 AM
MASSA - YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT TIME
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 5th, 2010
09:54:19 AM
Massa, Fair Enough
by Dave I
Feb 5th, 2010
09:56:21 AM
So Massawyrm, you're related to MOBY?
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
09:59:50 AM
My reasoning, by the way...
by MCVamp
Feb 5th, 2010
10:01:01 AM
Mass Effects 1 & 2 are good examples...
by 1FearlessJay
Feb 5th, 2010
10:10:05 AM
I looked at the artist's book who inspired this
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
10:10:37 AM
Fuck this shit -- Bioshock 2 comes out next week
by RandomWordRandomWord
Feb 5th, 2010
10:14:26 AM
Other games:
by wobbot_dot_com
Feb 5th, 2010
10:16:26 AM
Mass effect series
by MariusXe
Feb 5th, 2010
10:42:20 AM
Oh yeah, Bioshock was great
by MariusXe
Feb 5th, 2010
10:44:03 AM
Melville was your Great-Grand Uncle.?
by workshed
Feb 5th, 2010
11:32:26 AM
Suikoden
by cyberskunk
Feb 5th, 2010
11:34:19 AM
I hate Anime........
by D o o d
Feb 5th, 2010
11:42:01 AM
originally thought it was related to devil may cry
by Meadowe
Feb 5th, 2010
11:43:22 AM
you didn't mention MARK HAMILL IS IN THIS!
by Meadowe
Feb 5th, 2010
11:53:08 AM
Plot vs. Storytelling in video games
by dr sauch
Feb 5th, 2010
12:37:34 PM
James Joyce's Ulysses, by Capcom
by PTSDPete
Feb 5th, 2010
12:41:53 PM
D.Vader..Wayne Barlowe
by THEoverfiend
Feb 5th, 2010
12:46:13 PM
Didnt like it either.
by Human_Bean_Juice_
Feb 5th, 2010
01:11:19 PM
And Dante was a total prick in this.
by Human_Bean_Juice_
Feb 5th, 2010
01:15:34 PM
Anyone remember Parasite Eve for the ol' Ps1
by skimn
Feb 5th, 2010
01:15:55 PM

by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
01:21:00 PM
Wayne Barlowe, that's him THEoverfiend. Great artist.
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
01:21:42 PM
Game Storytelling
by Toonol
Feb 5th, 2010
01:40:27 PM
dr sauch
by Dave I
Feb 5th, 2010
01:43:48 PM
Total Aside; That Moby Dick Poster
by Dave I
Feb 5th, 2010
02:11:08 PM
How dare you not mention the most crucial bit of information
by ScottGreen
Feb 5th, 2010
02:49:39 PM
the demo is pretty cool to play
by antonphd
Feb 5th, 2010
02:56:48 PM
this film is 'mood' all over
by Darkocity
Feb 5th, 2010
03:15:12 PM
This review could be about any anime film, really
by IAmLegolas
Feb 5th, 2010
07:19:57 PM
Mass Effect's storyline is way better than Avatar
by Stalkeye
Feb 5th, 2010
09:09:08 PM
After playing the Demo, I'm sold on Dante's Inferno
by Stalkeye
Feb 5th, 2010
09:19:06 PM
Half Life 2
by The_Crimson_King
Feb 6th, 2010
09:49:20 AM
ok Massawrym i'll bite.
by movieManiac
Feb 9th, 2010
09:54:30 AM
few more
by movieManiac
Feb 9th, 2010
10:12:06 AM
antonphd
by KILLALITRE
Feb 9th, 2010
03:29:43 PM
EEXxMc
by TmvEqK
Feb 11th, 2010
05:40:36 PM
PxNJTcU
by TmvEqK
Feb 11th, 2010
05:41:24 PM

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