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Harry loves his FROZEN cinematic treat!!!

I like Adam Green - he's a young filmmaker that in his first 3 films he's shown me three very different looks. For HATCHET, he created a batnuts gore extreme 80's Slasher killer ghost story, that is what I call a rollicking good time. For SPIRAL, he created a very introspective horror that rivaled some of what Lucky McKee has done best. But with FROZEN, he's created something that I refer to as Hitchcock With Teeth. The premise can be sold with a single image of three not entirely bright friends on a Ski Lift at night with the lights out during a winter storm.

How did they get stuck on the Ski Lift? Well, it is through no fault of their own. This just happens to be that unbelievable nightmare that you hope and pray never ever happens to you. Suffice to say, once you see this film, begging the Ski Lift operator to let you have one last run before closing.. well, you may never ever do that. At the very least, I would say it is highly unadvisable.

This is one of those suspense, survival films where whether you loved the film or not, you and whoever you took to see the film with, will spend an inordinate amount of time talking about what YOU would have done, what YOU would not have done and generally how horrible it would be to be stuck in the situation provided by the film.

There's a part of me that would love to see this get turned into a Stage Play, because it is kinda perfect for it. 3 characters, 1 location and a lot of characters beating themselves up over every little decision that led to this situation.

Who is in the film? Well, the most recognizable actor is Shawn Ashmore (ICEMAN from X-MEN flicks), he's pretty damn good here. You'll also see Kane Hodder in a very brief and kinda horrific cameo. At least, to me, it is horrific. You'll see.

All that said, the reason to see this movie at theaters this weekend is very simple... it is a fucking amazing audience film.

The first time I saw it was off a DVD screener I got sent for consideration for BUTT-NUMB-A-THON 1138. I watched it on my Movie night with my movie night friend Diana - and about half way through, it felt cold and scary in the house - and we wound up gripping each other, screaming and making crazy "EEEK" style noises as the film continued.

I was sold - and instantly made the calls to secure the film for BNAT. The film played at around 3 or 4 in the morning. Once the "shituation" is in full nightmare mode, the audience was squealing, squirming, shivering and screaming in reaction to the film. My wife was looking through fingers at the screen. The freshly de-pregnified Annette Kellerman next to her had her jaw open in that silly THIS IS SO AWESOMELY HORRIBLE grin she gets.

Now after the film - you'll find people that talk about how they couldn't get into the film because the characters were so stupid. Honestly, these are not the brightest kids. But ya know what. There's alot of dumb fucks in this world that might do some of the ungodly dumbshit these dumb fucks do... That said - I found the film entirely realistic. The girl is one of those excruciatingly helpless damsels, but she kind of relishes that. And we all know girls that are like this girl. That if they were in the situation, they would be a fountain of stupidity from which the boys would drink and then do INSANELY STUPID SHIT all in the name of being a MAN, a HERO.

The movie is a vicious, scary and horrifying experience that was so much fun to see with people that squeal at every frostbite gag, _____________, and then there's the ________s. And the ______s are so fucking evil. I love em. It really is a howling good time!

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FIRST
by TheMcflyFarm
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:01:46 PM
TheMcFlyFarm
by HEADGEEK
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:05:51 PM
DVD column, is it imminent or what?
by SoylentMean
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:07:07 PM
Except...
by JaviT
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:07:12 PM
Looking forward
by stewarco
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:08:57 PM
Will this do for wolves what Jaws did for sharks?
by SoylentMean
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:09:56 PM
Is this getting a wide release?
by SoylentMean
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:10:28 PM
Watchin it tonight
by bubbatwo420
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:11:38 PM
Typical modern "film fan" response
by BitterMan23
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:17:28 PM
Apparently, screeners are the only way to watch it
by SoylentMean
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:18:31 PM
BUT...
by Dharma4
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:22:54 PM
Harry, suck my cock!
by enough22
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:29:54 PM
DVD Column RIP
by moondog65478
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:34:21 PM
Wolves aren't dangerous
by alan_poon
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:35:24 PM
Got a scoop for you all
by JettL1993
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:43:56 PM
It's a shame Anchor Bay can't release it wide.
by The Gospel According to Bastardface
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:45:07 PM
Welcome back JettL
by mrevilbreakfast
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:56:07 PM
SHILL
by Rex Carsalot
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:00:37 PM
The premise doesn't seem very nightmarish
by RandomWordRandomWord
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:01:18 PM
harry's review
by alan_poon
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:04:03 PM
and its true that i love you
by JettL1993
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:04:26 PM
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'd rather watch
by RandomWordRandomWord
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:05:35 PM
I see that JettL has returned
by seagrass
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:25:57 PM
I forget, did Harry like The Ruins? This sounds in
by skimn
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:28:06 PM
Randomword
by BitterMan23
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:36:00 PM
Seeing this in the front row at BNAT was crazy!!
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:40:41 PM
Nope... still pretty stupid
by CmdX
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:41:45 PM
Ugh limited releases
by Lostaddict
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:56:39 PM
This sounds almost as believable as Open Water
by SoylentMean
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:10:30 PM
Why so excitable about Harry's DVD column?!?
by CarmillaVonDoom
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:14:20 PM
Carmilla, it's why a lot of folks come to the site
by SoylentMean
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:19:44 PM
Have to add I love some of his picks
by CarmillaVonDoom
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:25:34 PM
Some talkbackers are FROTHING over the DVD column
by CarmillaVonDoom
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:27:39 PM
Was a real phobia of mine growing up
by Autodidact
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:29:45 PM
Saying people are stupid is not an excuse Harry
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:40:21 PM
I think the dvd column has more to do with
by white_vader
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:15:55 PM
Having said all that...
by white_vader
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:20:37 PM
I hope the lack of "freebies" isn't a factor with this...
by SoylentMean
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:24:19 PM
cmdx- I'm with you, this movie looks dumb.
by andyny29
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:33:39 PM
Still bummed we didnt get
by Human_Bean_Juice_
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:34:27 PM
DVD column
by PinkFloyd7
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:35:33 PM
Here's a DVD column
by YackBacker
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:44:05 PM
HACHET was one of the biggest pieces of shit ever made
by Broseph
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:47:42 PM
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS MOVIE.
by uberman
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:55:12 PM
I don't buy that the wire rope would be too sharp
by RandomWordRandomWord
Feb 3rd, 2010
11:12:39 PM
shituation
by PTSDPete
Feb 3rd, 2010
11:39:37 PM
I'M GETTING CHILLS JUST THINKING ABOUT FROZEN
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 3rd, 2010
11:57:18 PM
FROZEN is a F*CKING insult to lift operators, patrolers...
by Cash907
Feb 4th, 2010
12:47:38 AM
i havent seen it
by GavinVanDraven
Feb 4th, 2010
01:01:42 AM
oh and by the way...
by GavinVanDraven
Feb 4th, 2010
01:05:22 AM
MYTHBUSTERS ALREADY PROVED THIS MOVIE IS RIGHT
by LakerLakers
Feb 4th, 2010
01:22:36 AM
ATTACK OF THE SKI LIFT!!! Rated R!!!
by Orionsangels
Feb 4th, 2010
01:53:48 AM
I liked it the first time when it starred Larry David
by Orionsangels
Feb 4th, 2010
01:54:21 AM
Harry's Netflix Column.
by Orionsangels
Feb 4th, 2010
01:56:29 AM
Cash907
by HEADGEEK
Feb 4th, 2010
02:08:04 AM
Not sure what you are referring to lakerlakers
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 4th, 2010
04:32:17 AM
Nice Riposte, Headgeek!
by The_Dreaded_Rear_Admiral
Feb 4th, 2010
05:15:47 AM
Hatchet was meh, but Spiral was awful
by Midnightxpress
Feb 4th, 2010
05:53:23 AM
I like how Open Water wasn't "believable"
by solanine
Feb 4th, 2010
06:33:43 AM
The monthly DVD Column is...
by masteryoda007
Feb 4th, 2010
06:51:13 AM
Solanine....
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 4th, 2010
07:15:53 AM
WHAT WOULD JACKIE CHAN DO?
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 4th, 2010
07:35:06 AM
WHY DIDN'T THEY USE THE SKI POLES AS ZIP LINES?
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 4th, 2010
07:43:21 AM
so what's the premise for this...
by MamboMan
Feb 4th, 2010
08:19:22 AM
I wonder if the two guys eat the girl
by I_Snake_Plissken
Feb 4th, 2010
08:25:52 AM
SNAKE
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 4th, 2010
08:40:42 AM
Harry...
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Feb 4th, 2010
08:47:46 AM
cell phones in movie and why i hate you all
by charlesbronsonLIVES
Feb 4th, 2010
09:12:41 AM
CharlesbronsonLIVES that was fantastic!
by LakerLakers
Feb 4th, 2010
09:23:47 AM
Harry has a beer and cheets on his wife...
by TheBaxter
Feb 4th, 2010
09:29:31 AM
Harry. I think you're the best.
by butterbean
Feb 4th, 2010
09:50:15 AM
The Lift Operator...
by Sailor Rip
Feb 4th, 2010
09:59:22 AM
If it was....
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 4th, 2010
10:03:32 AM
And...
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 4th, 2010
10:04:55 AM
I love it when audiences assume they're all action heroes...
by Chewtoy
Feb 4th, 2010
10:42:00 AM
Chewie.....
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 4th, 2010
10:55:36 AM
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE NO ACTION HERO
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 4th, 2010
11:18:27 AM
"freshly de-pregnified Annette Kellerman"
by Waylaid-by-jackassery
Feb 4th, 2010
11:18:36 AM
It's not too high to jump.
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 4th, 2010
11:23:52 AM
Dear LakerLaker - No such Mythbusters episode
by MPJedi2
Feb 4th, 2010
11:29:21 AM
I could totally jump off the ski lift no problem
by I_Snake_Plissken
Feb 4th, 2010
11:43:51 AM
Chewtoy
by Nice Marmot
Feb 4th, 2010
12:13:48 PM
Open Water really happened? So scratching diving from my...
by SoylentMean
Feb 4th, 2010
12:15:25 PM
SoylentMean, re: hunting wolves
by ColonelFatheart
Feb 4th, 2010
12:30:57 PM
Colonel, but that would be in Antarctica and everybody knows...
by SoylentMean
Feb 4th, 2010
12:49:53 PM
So both the premise for Frozen & Open Water are far from
by SoylentMean
Feb 4th, 2010
01:01:16 PM
I was hoping the suprise in Frozen would be abominable
by SoylentMean
Feb 4th, 2010
01:04:25 PM
I_Snake_Plissken you rock!
by butterbean
Feb 4th, 2010
01:37:51 PM
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST SHOOT A SIGNAL FLARE?
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 4th, 2010
01:40:32 PM
Nearly every zipline scene you've ever seen is bullshit
by Chewtoy
Feb 4th, 2010
01:44:26 PM
WITH VERIZON THEY MIGHT'VE HAD A CHANCE
by BringingSexyBack
Feb 4th, 2010
01:55:04 PM
Harry, how many times you been skiing?
by BottomsUp
Feb 4th, 2010
02:19:03 PM
Chewtoy
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 4th, 2010
02:48:37 PM
And if...
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 4th, 2010
02:52:35 PM
Typical Harry
by ColeTrickle
Feb 4th, 2010
03:08:09 PM
Somebody assassinated Harry's character?
by SoylentMean
Feb 4th, 2010
03:11:44 PM
Hatchet 2 is going to rule
by LakerLakers
Feb 4th, 2010
03:18:03 PM
Harry seems to hate us all, no DVD column = hatred
by SoylentMean
Feb 4th, 2010
03:28:29 PM
FluffyUnbound
by Chewtoy
Feb 4th, 2010
03:53:58 PM
You're wrong about the Mythbusters LakerLakers
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 4th, 2010
04:16:10 PM
I am not wrong Industrykiller!
by LakerLakers
Feb 4th, 2010
04:31:46 PM
A-holes Ruining The Movie
by Oldnewbie
Feb 4th, 2010
07:29:19 PM
Sorry Oldnewbie... but they're in the trailer
by Chewtoy
Feb 4th, 2010
09:11:42 PM
I just heard the acting sucked...
by SK229
Feb 4th, 2010
09:30:32 PM
This Winter: Zens will be Fro'd, In... FROZEN!
by Flip63Hole
Feb 5th, 2010
01:39:53 AM
If its as good as Hatchet
by Mr Kite
Feb 5th, 2010
02:54:01 AM
IT WAS AMAZING!
by LakerLakers
Feb 5th, 2010
04:39:50 AM
After
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 5th, 2010
04:47:43 AM
taking shelter inside my carcass
by HEADGEEK
Feb 5th, 2010
05:11:22 AM
Headgeek
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 5th, 2010
06:37:17 AM
PS....
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 5th, 2010
06:38:40 AM
"big, gingery movie Jesus" that doesn't do a DVD column
by SoylentMean
Feb 5th, 2010
07:32:28 AM
About The Thing...
by Sailor Rip
Feb 5th, 2010
08:00:08 AM
To Chewtoy on dogs
by BooMeRLiNSKi
Feb 5th, 2010
08:26:43 AM
Dogs don't kill people.
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 5th, 2010
08:37:50 AM
Humanoids from the Deep...
by eustisclay
Feb 5th, 2010
09:18:25 AM
Hey Sailor…
by I_Snake_Plissken
Feb 5th, 2010
09:23:00 AM
Laughing my ass off at the people arguing on whether they could
by Gordon Bombay
Feb 5th, 2010
10:48:06 AM
I'm having a hard time trusting these AICN reviews...
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
11:01:39 AM
I'll tell you why I liked Harry's DVD column
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
11:04:32 AM
I don't think I'm Rambo
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 5th, 2010
11:48:20 AM
FluffyUnbound, huh wha?
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
11:54:43 AM
The cell phone argument
by LakerLakers
Feb 5th, 2010
12:50:12 PM
Fluffy
by gun_will_travel
Feb 5th, 2010
01:29:24 PM
gun
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 5th, 2010
01:57:34 PM
Fox presents Man vs. Beast 3!!!
by Gordon Bombay
Feb 5th, 2010
01:59:25 PM
Fluffy, is that the only story you googled?
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
02:11:13 PM
BooMeRLiNSKi
by Chewtoy
Feb 5th, 2010
02:11:30 PM
No, Vader
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 5th, 2010
02:22:24 PM
Google some other stories
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
02:27:21 PM
And no animal from North America is a pussy
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
02:27:54 PM
Opossums are nasty little bastards.
by Chewtoy
Feb 5th, 2010
02:38:28 PM
I almost shoveled a life opossum
by D.Vader
Feb 5th, 2010
03:02:35 PM
Fluffy
by gun_will_travel
Feb 5th, 2010
06:26:25 PM
Re: LAKERLAKERS
by SK229
Feb 5th, 2010
07:26:22 PM
NONSENSICAL GARBAGE...
by johnnyrandom
Feb 6th, 2010
11:34:38 AM
Impossible to see with an audience
by loki24
Feb 6th, 2010
09:37:01 PM
Wolves
by Horned One
Feb 7th, 2010
08:35:25 PM
FACT!
by Horned One
Feb 7th, 2010
08:40:23 PM
FACT!
by Flibbertygibbet
Feb 8th, 2010
11:33:26 AM
Ski lifts scare me
by Knobules
Feb 9th, 2010
12:35:18 PM
"Sounds as believable as Open Water"
by spectrebeeyatch
Feb 9th, 2010
05:31:12 PM
oqJOKUt
by TmvEqK
Feb 11th, 2010
07:01:52 PM
SzhVMNM
by TmvEqK
Feb 11th, 2010
07:02:34 PM
What a total piece of shit...
by Shepard Wong
Feb 15th, 2010
08:55:24 AM

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