Published on Wednesday, February 3, 2010 - 12:35am
SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE! Poster hits!!! Oh no, not my precious Suicide Girls!
Hey folks, Harry here - Got sent this poster today, it is for SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE! And all I know is upon this poster. Well, that's not exactly true, as I know it is being released on March 12th... and the plan is for it to destroy AVATAR's box office records. Click on the poster to see it embiggened... and you'll find that some of our fave Suicide Girls are featured.
This actually kinda reminds me of what PLAYBOY used to do in the sixties, which was to find hot babes that were willing to strip down - and then these gals would be put in all manners of schlocky T&A joy! So, here's a film you can most likely fetishistically enjoy on multiple fronts, while complaining about the lack of 3D and Blue Monkeys.
Reader Talkback
should be great by washFeb 3rd, 2010 12:37:33 AM Female Knoxville, female
Steve-o, female Pontius by Julius DithersFeb 3rd, 2010 12:41:59 AM no script? by OutlawsDelejosFeb 3rd, 2010 12:42:30 AM They'd totally be freaked out by seppukudkurosawaFeb 3rd, 2010 12:46:03 AM Fractal's in it! by ToonolFeb 3rd, 2010 12:52:49 AM FACIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by raidahguyFeb 3rd, 2010 12:55:38 AM No actors and no script? No
interest. by Cash907Feb 3rd, 2010 01:17:06 AM Suicide Girls.com: It Is A
Real Shame!!! by Media MessiahFeb 3rd, 2010 01:26:53 AM Suicidal Avatard Fans? by Trannyformers_ApologistFeb 3rd, 2010 01:30:44 AM PS: Ain't It Cool News.Com:
The Movie...In 3-D by Media MessiahFeb 3rd, 2010 01:33:12 AM Media Messiah... what are you
talking about? by JakaFeb 3rd, 2010 01:37:00 AM Aaaaannnnyyyway... by JakaFeb 3rd, 2010 01:37:43 AM If You Noticed, I Said,
"Supposed Legit Web Site"? by Media MessiahFeb 3rd, 2010 01:51:30 AM Jaka: My Last Post Is
Addressed To You by Media MessiahFeb 3rd, 2010 01:52:40 AM Media Messiah, no, you're not
getting it. by JakaFeb 3rd, 2010 02:03:04 AM The fuck is this shit? by A GFeb 3rd, 2010 02:08:35 AM I'm sorry, I'm all for
female-empowered porn, but
still by BadMrWonkaFeb 3rd, 2010 02:45:25 AM WON'T BE AS GOOD AS SCREAM
QUEEN HOT TUB PARTY!!!FACT!!! by TehCreepyThinManFeb 3rd, 2010 02:56:54 AM BadMrWonka by JakaFeb 3rd, 2010 02:59:17 AM It's not porn at all people! by JakaFeb 3rd, 2010 02:59:55 AM THIS EMBODIES EVERYTHING I
HATE by Ray GammaFeb 3rd, 2010 03:03:05 AM anybody see "The Centerfold
Girls"? by VernFeb 3rd, 2010 03:17:27 AM Jaka by BadMrWonkaFeb 3rd, 2010 03:19:00 AM "It isn't porn"... by A GFeb 3rd, 2010 03:19:40 AM Vern, THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS IS
A DECENT SLEAZOID FLICK.... by TehCreepyThinManFeb 3rd, 2010 03:24:56 AM Quinne For the Win! by MrPoopFeb 3rd, 2010 03:30:28 AM No. by JoeSixPackFeb 3rd, 2010 03:33:16 AM So it's not a sequel to
SUICIDE CLUB by AsimovLivesFeb 3rd, 2010 03:37:07 AM Sucide Girls GOTTA EAT!!! by Motoko KusanagiFeb 3rd, 2010 03:47:51 AM Waaah! Fockin' spellcheck!!! by Motoko KusanagiFeb 3rd, 2010 03:48:33 AM Anyone who calls themselves
"Fractal" by savagedaveFeb 3rd, 2010 04:11:12 AM Yawn. by CaseyMcCallFeb 3rd, 2010 04:14:42 AM Harry is now promoting the
suicide fetish? by NapalmTrancebathFeb 3rd, 2010 04:29:27 AM Annnnd i jizzed... by NelsonOFeb 3rd, 2010 04:33:38 AM More box office than Avatar? by V'ShaelFeb 3rd, 2010 05:06:22 AM No Actors. No Script. No
Escape... by Crow3711Feb 3rd, 2010 05:17:37 AM LAME! by DamianVonBaroneFeb 3rd, 2010 05:34:29 AM I love it when counter culture
rebels sell out by David CloverfieldFeb 3rd, 2010 05:56:22 AM If you want suicide girls to
die, just fucking wait. by ricarleite2Feb 3rd, 2010 05:58:46 AM suicide girls = waste of space by Waka_Flocka_FlameFeb 3rd, 2010 06:02:14 AM not worth wacking to or
watching by TheJudgerFeb 3rd, 2010 06:21:21 AM and speaking of tits and ass-
why do we reward it in film by TheJudgerFeb 3rd, 2010 06:24:16 AM Quinne is in it? by Bouncy XFeb 3rd, 2010 06:43:21 AM oh fuck yeah by SWEARENGINEFeb 3rd, 2010 07:04:02 AM The girls are hot, but I can't
handle the hipster pretension by dr sauchFeb 3rd, 2010 07:21:49 AM have any of you ever met a
suicide girl? by snowtiresFeb 3rd, 2010 07:23:22 AM Also, Voltaire was the hottest
SG by dr sauchFeb 3rd, 2010 07:23:41 AM No Sash... by cynicusprimeFeb 3rd, 2010 07:29:36 AM Shouldn't the SGs be flirting
with Comic-Con fanboys
instead? by SpyGuyFeb 3rd, 2010 07:37:45 AM The suicide girls are not
desperate enough by V'ShaelFeb 3rd, 2010 07:48:58 AM No Script? No Actors? by James_Camera_OnFeb 3rd, 2010 08:11:27 AM I liked it until I found out
that it was bullshit. by 433Feb 3rd, 2010 08:30:00 AM Should have come out a few
years ago, but I'm all for... by FlickaPooFeb 3rd, 2010 08:34:10 AM No Actors No script by Stunt_Man_BobFeb 3rd, 2010 08:34:39 AM Hipster skanks SHOULD die by JayLenoTookMyJobFeb 3rd, 2010 08:37:59 AM I'd rather see a Satan's
Cheerleaders movie by JAGUARTFeb 3rd, 2010 08:43:23 AM Owner/operator of SG is a
Rightwing Douchebag by DickBallsworthFeb 3rd, 2010 08:45:35 AM Ah yes, Suicide Girls... by Stegman84Feb 3rd, 2010 08:57:11 AM ...DEATHSTALKER remake with SG
shot in my backyard... by FlickaPooFeb 3rd, 2010 08:58:16 AM from justin to kelly by Alkeoholic77Feb 3rd, 2010 08:59:14 AM arent these girls video game
girls? by scrapplejoeFeb 3rd, 2010 09:03:21 AM BadMrWonka by Chadley BeBayFeb 3rd, 2010 09:08:02 AM Stegman84 by Chadley BeBayFeb 3rd, 2010 09:10:31 AM Nice poster typo! by the_patriotFeb 3rd, 2010 09:15:30 AM disppear? by MechasheevaFeb 3rd, 2010 09:17:04 AM How much did you get paid for
this AD? by REVENGE_of_FETTFeb 3rd, 2010 09:37:05 AM Stop saying "SHITE" by We_like_it_VERY_MUCHFeb 3rd, 2010 09:51:27 AM Suicide Girls...pah by yesiamaplantFeb 3rd, 2010 09:51:45 AM Unless there is Facials, Girl
with strap on Anal, vaginal
fistin by conspiracyFeb 3rd, 2010 09:52:07 AM Stegman84 by yesiamaplantFeb 3rd, 2010 09:55:07 AM Bad acting, shitty writing and
nudity... by Quake IIFeb 3rd, 2010 09:55:37 AM yesiamaplant...A Suicide Girl
was stuck up? by conspiracyFeb 3rd, 2010 09:56:54 AM And old Bettie Page pics are
hotter.... by Quake IIFeb 3rd, 2010 10:10:49 AM by MikeTheSpikeFeb 3rd, 2010 10:11:18 AM ..."Stuck up"... by FlickaPooFeb 3rd, 2010 10:12:20 AM @We_like_it_VERY_MUCH : Shite by V'ShaelFeb 3rd, 2010 10:18:37 AM Punk Porn by PTSDPeteFeb 3rd, 2010 10:21:03 AM Oh no, the SG supporters club
is here... by Stegman84Feb 3rd, 2010 10:22:08 AM by HercsShowerRadioFeb 3rd, 2010 10:25:04 AM Hey Suicide Girls! by HotDogBoyFeb 3rd, 2010 10:29:05 AM Ehhh I got bored with the
Suicide Girls by Series7Feb 3rd, 2010 10:36:27 AM "Suicide Girls" by A GFeb 3rd, 2010 10:40:40 AM Well said, A G by Dr Gregory HouseFeb 3rd, 2010 10:41:33 AM Creepy. by TheBLIGHTFeb 3rd, 2010 10:44:08 AM This movie is about 5 years
too late by IAmLegolasFeb 3rd, 2010 10:45:53 AM ...SG aside, I love the rage
over an article like this... by FlickaPooFeb 3rd, 2010 10:46:25 AM V'Shael, the SGs are desperate
enough to pimp their website by SpyGuyFeb 3rd, 2010 10:57:32 AM The one good thing still on
the SG site by Series7Feb 3rd, 2010 10:59:00 AM Also by Series7Feb 3rd, 2010 11:07:14 AM You guys bitch about ANYTHING by ebonic_plagueFeb 3rd, 2010 11:26:49 AM It's funny how by BillEmicFeb 3rd, 2010 11:47:29 AM will it have a CASSIE HACK
CAMEO? by MeadoweFeb 3rd, 2010 12:02:53 PM supposedly the SG owners are
@$$holes by MeadoweFeb 3rd, 2010 12:06:14 PM This shit aint punk by MacReady452Feb 3rd, 2010 12:07:20 PM you had me until "reality" by puntoFeb 3rd, 2010 12:11:10 PM This is the most dumbest shit
since Cabin Fever by StalkeyeFeb 3rd, 2010 12:12:45 PM No talent bitches by alienindisguiseFeb 3rd, 2010 12:20:39 PM OK, I gotta admit... by ebonic_plagueFeb 3rd, 2010 12:35:46 PM No Ember = no way! by ScriptCuntFeb 3rd, 2010 12:46:23 PM This is probably the last
you'll ever hear of this by SlimButNotreallyFeb 3rd, 2010 01:51:42 PM Oh, wait, sike... I'm
illiterate, apparently. by ebonic_plagueFeb 3rd, 2010 02:04:46 PM Movie'll probably suck by bagwanbobFeb 3rd, 2010 02:43:50 PM Mmmm hot pasty tatted girls
most likely w daddy issues! by eoneonFeb 3rd, 2010 02:44:00 PM Pretention by ToonolFeb 3rd, 2010 02:46:19 PM Whoever did it, they spelled
'disappear' wrong. by cineobscureFeb 3rd, 2010 02:50:44 PM Porn for the elite.. by bagwanbobFeb 3rd, 2010 02:52:49 PM besides by bagwanbobFeb 3rd, 2010 02:54:16 PM We say "shite" in the UK. by Ray GammaFeb 3rd, 2010 02:56:15 PM Re: ebonic_plague by BillEmicFeb 3rd, 2010 02:57:01 PM "PUNK ATTITUDE"...AHAHAHAHA!!! by johnnyrandomFeb 3rd, 2010 03:19:45 PM Want REAL feminist porn? by 433Feb 3rd, 2010 03:39:24 PM I try not to read much into it by gooseudFeb 3rd, 2010 03:51:19 PM HERE'S AN IDEA... by johnnyrandomFeb 3rd, 2010 04:03:46 PM Oh Noes! The Nineties will
NEVER be the same! by blackwoodFeb 3rd, 2010 04:28:30 PM Chadley BeBay by BadMrWonkaFeb 3rd, 2010 05:16:19 PM When's the suicide bit going
to happen? by SimonDunkleFeb 3rd, 2010 05:38:50 PM Way to pick the most normal
looking girls. by DOGSOUPFeb 3rd, 2010 05:43:33 PM Nice, Simon. by TedKordLivesFeb 3rd, 2010 05:43:38 PM Oh really? by rosaleighsuicideFeb 3rd, 2010 07:03:09 PM Suicide Girls - The Term by ToonolFeb 3rd, 2010 07:03:16 PM Toonol by rosaleighsuicideFeb 3rd, 2010 07:15:49 PM Wait a titty fucking Minute! by toadkillerdogFeb 3rd, 2010 07:38:46 PM please ignore the trolls by frank cottonFeb 3rd, 2010 09:54:24 PM SG: supporting the feminist
movement... by TheHumanBurritoFeb 3rd, 2010 10:46:57 PM Most disturbing thing about
Suicide Girls... by BurnHollywoodFeb 4th, 2010 01:33:31 AM Wait... Seriously? by NateHevensFeb 4th, 2010 02:49:11 AM Jesus are these egotistical
skanks still around? by Brannagins LawFeb 4th, 2010 04:52:51 PM Like, you know, tattoos are
must! U know! by LimpdickSherlockFeb 4th, 2010 05:57:16 PM Should I want a freak, I marry
a pornstar! by LimpdickSherlockFeb 4th, 2010 06:00:11 PM Nipple piercings I like. Not
clit piercings. by LimpdickSherlockFeb 4th, 2010 06:05:05 PM No actors. No script. No
thanks! by Anime_is_DumbFeb 4th, 2010 09:23:14 PM AsimovLives by The_Crimson_KingFeb 5th, 2010 05:37:09 AM I love the comments about... by JakaFeb 7th, 2010 02:19:08 PM arTcxqX by TmvEqKFeb 15th, 2010 02:22:42 AM LBjngz by TmvEqKFeb 15th, 2010 02:23:20 AM