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SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE! Poster hits!!! Oh no, not my precious Suicide Girls!

Hey folks, Harry here - Got sent this poster today, it is for SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE! And all I know is upon this poster. Well, that's not exactly true, as I know it is being released on March 12th... and the plan is for it to destroy AVATAR's box office records. Click on the poster to see it embiggened... and you'll find that some of our fave Suicide Girls are featured. This actually kinda reminds me of what PLAYBOY used to do in the sixties, which was to find hot babes that were willing to strip down - and then these gals would be put in all manners of schlocky T&A joy! So, here's a film you can most likely fetishistically enjoy on multiple fronts, while complaining about the lack of 3D and Blue Monkeys.

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  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:37 a.m. CST

    should be great

    by wash

    For me to scat on.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    Female Knoxville, female Steve-o, female Pontius

    by Julius Dithers

    They're hurting each other for our benefit. Thanks, ladies.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:42 a.m. CST

    no script?

    by OutlawsDelejos wait, what the fuck is it then?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:46 a.m. CST

    They'd totally be freaked out

    by seppukudkurosawa

    if one of their number quit playin' with the s&m make-believe and really did kill themselves.<p> I think Suicide Girls are the female equivalent of metrosexuality- in this case, acting and dressing like lesbians in order to attract men. Which is cool with me.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Fractal's in it!

    by Toonol

    I'm 100% in for this, even though it looks like she lost her purple hair.<p> Suicide Girls played a part in a CSI episode once, and several played roles in the WIZARD OF GORE remake. I think they're kind of the go-to place in LA if you need to film a goth slut in a bit part.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:55 a.m. CST


    by raidahguy

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 1:17 a.m. CST

    No actors and no script? No interest.

    by Cash907

    If I want to watch porn, I'll torrent it, or bust out the girlfriend's greatest hits collection.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 1:26 a.m. CST

    Suicide It Is A Real Shame!!!

    by Media Messiah

    So, this started-out as a supposed legit web site, in support of women with a goth/punk perspective on life, and the celebration of them, and the culture within, and now, somehow, this has been sold-out because some idiot exec in Hollywood, who hates women, could make a movie about it, because he likes the name of the site? Please...get-off the cocaine and grow some morals and humanity!!!

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Suicidal Avatard Fans?

    by Trannyformers_Apologist

    REVOLUTIONARY? game-changer? The greatest adventure of all time? This generation's Star Wars ?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    PS: Ain't It Cool News.Com: The Movie...In 3-D

    by Media Messiah

    "It started as a web site, until the nerds began to get murdered, one by one. Now, one desperate fan girl, must save the remaining fan boys...before they all become victims of the nerd killer!"

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 1:37 a.m. CST

    Media Messiah... what are you talking about?

    by Jaka

    SG made the movie themselves, I'm sure. The owners of the site are quite wealthy and have released several dvds and books already. If it's not done by them (and I'm sure they at least partially produced it) it was certainly done with their consent. Because they don't let anybody do anything with the SG name without approval.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 1:37 a.m. CST


    by Jaka

    ....too bad it only has a couple of my favorite SG's in it. I'd be more interested if it had some different girls.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 1:51 a.m. CST

    If You Noticed, I Said, "Supposed Legit Web Site"?

    by Media Messiah

    Clearly, no matter whether an outside studio shot the film, or-- as you have said, the owners of the web site did it themselves, I factored that all in, BTW, as--t was obvious that if an outside studio, or production company, did it, they still would have had to get permission, and pay for licensing from the web site. Either, I said in my above post, they--the web site, sold-out--making women targets and victims, as most media likes to do, instead of celebrating unconventional women for who they are, as the site promised--instead, here they are...tearing them down via this movie???!!! Just pathetic!!!

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 1:52 a.m. CST

    Jaka: My Last Post Is Addressed To You

    by Media Messiah

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:03 a.m. CST

    Media Messiah, no, you're not getting it.

    by Jaka

    By making a movie with SG's - women who have tattoos, piercings, punk attitude and are not always what is considered "traditionally" beautiful - they've done exactly what they set out to do in the beginning. The fact that you would see them doing so as selling out, I think, only strengthens my argument. They didn't sell out, they got big enough for somebody to take interest in THEIR point of view.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:08 a.m. CST

    The fuck is this shit?

    by A G

    Why is this even being discussed? It's a fucking amped up porno film. Damn you all to hell - specifically Dr Mobius.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:45 a.m. CST

    I'm sorry, I'm all for female-empowered porn, but still

    by BadMrWonka

    it's still porn. tattoos and piercings aside, it's still porn. and most of these girls have some serious childhood issues, just like EVERY girl that does porn. <p>there's no way to fuck on camera and fake orgasms and be empowered. that's my opinion, anyway.,

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:56 a.m. CST


    by TehCreepyThinMan

    Does the sound of Kelli Maroney (Night of the Comet) greasing up her tits and pumping iron sound good to you? I thought so...<br> <br>

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:59 a.m. CST


    by Jaka

    Again, misinformed. SG is very soft core. Nothing more than what you would see in Playboy. They don't "do porn" and fuck on camera. I'm assuming you checked the site and saw the "how to fake an orgasm" video post? Whether did or not, in that post, you don't even see a vagina. They're alternative models. Beauty from another point of view. They also have a board, discussion groups, do a ton on mainstream interviews and have a shit load of blogs. I've been a member of their site since early 2005, so I actually KNOW what I'm talking about.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:59 a.m. CST

    It's not porn at all people!

    by Jaka

    Jeeeesus. lol

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:03 a.m. CST


    by Ray Gamma


  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:17 a.m. CST

    anybody see "The Centerfold Girls"?

    by Vern

    It's a weird '74 movie that Dark Sky put out on DVD last year, starring actual centerfold models who get stalked by a crazy like that. Sounds pretty similar. It's kind of an interesting movie actually because it has an unusual structure and because the killer is a judgmental misogynist who justifies what he's doing with religion. It seems like kind of a statement about the anti-porn culture war that was going on at the time.<p> And Ray, nobody has to greenlight a low budget independent movie like this. Look at that ugly poster, you think that was made by a studio? If your five year old daughter wants to make a crappy movie then save up your money and call in some favors from people who might want to help, I'm sure that's what they did.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:19 a.m. CST


    by BadMrWonka

    not taking issue with your point, in general, but if you think Suicide Girls is soft core, you haven't paid attention, brother. <p>it may have started off as this "girls with tattoos are hot too!" mentality, but it's full on penetration screaming orgasm nonsense now...

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:19 a.m. CST

    "It isn't porn"...

    by A G

    He cried into the depths of his lonely soul, "It isn't!"

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:24 a.m. CST


    by TehCreepyThinMan

    But I have little hope for this Suicide Girls movie. I think I'll stick with Beyond the Valley of the Dolls or Waterpower.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:30 a.m. CST

    Quinne For the Win!

    by MrPoop

    I'll have to check this out on DVD now that I see she is in this.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:33 a.m. CST


    by JoeSixPack

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:37 a.m. CST

    So it's not a sequel to SUICIDE CLUB

    by AsimovLives

    Pity. I really liked that movie and it's unconventional sequel.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:47 a.m. CST

    Sucide Girls GOTTA EAT!!!

    by Motoko Kusanagi


  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:48 a.m. CST

    Waaah! Fockin' spellcheck!!!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    The shoulda been "Suicide", not "Sucide".<p>DAMN you, Michael Bay! DAMN you!

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 4:11 a.m. CST

    Anyone who calls themselves "Fractal"

    by savagedave

    Probably deserves to be bumped off by a serial killer anyway. You know the name on her birth certificate is something like Ethel or Sharon.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 4:14 a.m. CST


    by CaseyMcCall

    This and no item about the new Gordon Gekko poster/trailer. Wow.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 4:29 a.m. CST

    Harry is now promoting the suicide fetish?

    by NapalmTrancebath

    way to go Harry! Little girls need even MORE encouragement to cut themselves!

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 4:33 a.m. CST

    Annnnd i jizzed...

    by NelsonO

    ...preferably on their faces.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 5:06 a.m. CST

    More box office than Avatar?

    by V'Shael

    Just the idea of that is so fucking stupid it isn't even funny. <p> Why can't you just say "I like sexy goth chicks, and this movie is full of them!" and then we might check it out when it goes DIRECTLY to the DVD bargain bin in our local K-marts.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 5:17 a.m. CST

    No Actors. No Script. No Escape...

    by Crow3711

    From how terribly unwatchable this will most likely be. Tits and Ass be damned, give me a real movie, or real porn. Pick a side people, we're at war.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 5:34 a.m. CST


    by DamianVonBarone

    Thats all - hate crap like this

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 5:56 a.m. CST

    I love it when counter culture rebels sell out

    by David Cloverfield

    So we can see them for the fakes they are.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 5:58 a.m. CST

    If you want suicide girls to die, just fucking wait.

    by ricarleite2

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 6:02 a.m. CST

    suicide girls = waste of space

    by Waka_Flocka_Flame

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 6:21 a.m. CST

    not worth wacking to or watching

    by TheJudger

    I like girls who like dick, Who actually enjoy being themselves. This is a silly fucking game and a trend- as soon as a website revolves around something it becomes cliche a branded a product and not a movement. Tats and piercings look retarded on the old. Fuck these unpeople.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 6:24 a.m. CST

    and speaking of tits and ass- why do we reward it in film

    by TheJudger

    It's fucking free all over the internet. I rather they make movie movies that actually have plots and meaning.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 6:43 a.m. CST

    Quinne is in it?

    by Bouncy X

    she's how i discovered these lovely girls, she's so freakin gorgeous...i'll definately check this out and hope she gets lots of naked before dying.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:04 a.m. CST

    oh fuck yeah


    my favorite girls in the world. It`s about time they get a lil "exposure"

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:21 a.m. CST

    The girls are hot, but I can't handle the hipster pretension

    by dr sauch

    That site needs to just accept that its a porn site.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    have any of you ever met a suicide girl?

    by snowtires

    I've met a couple and they are some of the foulest, trashiest, stupidest women on the planet.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Also, Voltaire was the hottest SG

    by dr sauch

    So really, this isn't even worth seeing for that.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:29 a.m. CST

    No Sash...

    by cynicusprime

    No deal.

  • The Suicide Girls are like the punk wannabe versions of Hooters waitresses.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:48 a.m. CST

    The suicide girls are not desperate enough

    by V'Shael

    to flirt with comic-con guys. I would assume the vast majority of girls are not that desperate.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:11 a.m. CST

    No Script? No Actors?

    by James_Camera_On

    No problem. Just make sure the movie is 3-D and it is box office gold.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    I liked it until I found out that it was bullshit.

    by John Maddening

    They used to talk about how they were woman-owned and operated, even creating a fake video about Missy (alleged owner) meeting Sean (actual owner) and hiring him.<br><br> They repeated this "woman owned" bullshit on the CSI:NY episode in which they guest-starred, and in numerous interviews and articles.<br><br> I love naked punk girls, but not enough to support lame, lying bullshit.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Should have come out a few years ago, but I'm all for...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...naked girls. <P>Especially the flesh and bone kind... <P> opposed to the bone, silicone, and stretched skin variety. <P>You will find a warm and friendly welcome in my disc-player girls.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:34 a.m. CST

    No Actors No script

    by Stunt_Man_Bob

    That sounds...promising...?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:37 a.m. CST

    Hipster skanks SHOULD die

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    Bolt that cabin shut and let nature take its course, I say.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:43 a.m. CST

    I'd rather see a Satan's Cheerleaders movie

    by JAGUART

    Where they stalk a serial killer.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Owner/operator of SG is a Rightwing Douchebag

    by DickBallsworth

    So say the Internets!

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Ah yes, Suicide Girls...

    by Stegman84 of the lamest internet fad sites of recent years. Home to where "rampant individualists" all hang out together and become almost indistinguishable from one another, where they show their "women power" via softcore photography, and do so on a website they claim is owned and run by women, but was actually set up by, and is still owned by, a man, and a man who was deliberately setting up the site as softcore "gimmick porn" all along. Where everyone is so unique and hardcore that they have, like, dyed hair and piercings and tattoos 'n shit. Ooooh, original. Where all the women are so emotionally strong that they shout "look at me, I izz nekkid and gots my boobies out" in a desperate plea for attention and five minutes of internet fame, to go along with their cash for being a model on the site. And now this? No actors, no script, no talent, no purpose, no thanks. I like my movies with a bit more, well, movie to them.<p> I mean don't get me wrong, when horny and desperate I can enjoy me some porn as much as the next unrepressed person, but at least be honest about it what it is, rather than this lame smoke and mirrors bullshit. Suicide Girls is nothing but overly pretentious softcore goth porn, end of story, end of fucking list. And really, if that's what you're looking for, troll the photography section of deviant art or something. And that won't even cost you anything, last time I looked.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:58 a.m. CST

    ...DEATHSTALKER remake with SG shot in my backyard...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...wouldn't look any worse than the original...and I would provide pretzels, 'Nilla wafers, Goldfish, cheap beer, and fancy wine for all involved.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 8:59 a.m. CST

    from justin to kelly

    by Alkeoholic77

    I thought that was the first reality horror movie?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:03 a.m. CST

    arent these girls video game girls?

    by scrapplejoe

    that play xbox or something like that?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:08 a.m. CST


    by Chadley BeBay

    Wow... you sound like a fucking douche. You sit around deciding what it means to be an empowered woman on what authority exactly?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:10 a.m. CST


    by Chadley BeBay

    You are even stupider... SG was started by a girl!!! (with a dude, but she was the first, Missy Suicide) and I would for you to tell an SG to herface just how un-feminist she is... She would kick your ass.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Nice poster typo!

    by the_patriot

    "Disppear"?? C'mon, at least pretend you're a professional studio, First Look...

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:17 a.m. CST


    by Mechasheeva

    before you release the poster for your crappy movie, you way want to make sure that the crappy words on it are spelled correctly.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:37 a.m. CST

    How much did you get paid for this AD?

    by REVENGE_of_FETT

    I mean, seriously. This film is BY NOBDY, STARRING NOBODY and ABOUT NOTHING. Yet it is considered "Cool News?" Yeah, I think it's more like "Cool Cashola".

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Stop saying "SHITE"

    by We_like_it_VERY_MUCH

    You are not a member of the Boondock Saints. The very idea of people associating you with that film based on how you talk should horrify you. It sounds fucking gay and you're embarrassing yourselves.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Suicide Girls...pah

    by yesiamaplant

    Was in a low-budget Terry M West horror flick (Hellvolution? Name changed a few times) with a Suicide Girl once. Stuck up queen all the way. Put me off the site entirely if that's the kind of person who flashes their tits there.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Unless there is Facials, Girl with strap on Anal, vaginal fistin

    by conspiracy

    and one of these inked whores gets a tat on the inside of her cunt....;I'll just keep stealing real porn from the intertubes and pass on this fucking shit.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:55 a.m. CST


    by yesiamaplant

    Wow, didn't see your post. You're completely delusional. What that site stands for and what reality is are two completely different things. SG could really give a shit whether or not their girls are feminists, or if they stand up for women's rights. They just want girls with the right look. Nothing more.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Bad acting, shitty writing and nudity...

    by Quake II

    Sounds like another shot on video Z grade horror flick. The Suicide Girls title will definately attract a larger audience, but this movie will probably have its world premiere on a TWA flight from New York to LA.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    yesiamaplant...A Suicide Girl was stuck up?

    by conspiracy

    Thats a riot...Really a woman who makes her living showing bad ink and tits thinks her shit don't stink?</p><p>That's like a street walking crank whore telling you she wants $20 for a BJ, not $10 because she likes quality and only does Ice...not that peanut butter shit.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    And old Bettie Page pics are hotter....

    by Quake II

    ....than ANYTHING I've ever seen on the Suicide Girls site. You just can't beat the classics. You know what else is hotter than most Suicide Girls pics? A hardback book called The New Erotic Photography printed by Taschen. Great for the coffee table.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:11 a.m. CST

    by MikeTheSpike

    Sweet! A bunch of dredlocked, emaciated hipsters in rags from second-hand stores who couldn't get a real job to save their lives. Can't wait!

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:12 a.m. CST

    ..."Stuck up"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...what, you looking for a fucking long term relationship?<P>Silly talkbacker.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    @We_like_it_VERY_MUCH : Shite

    by V'Shael

    Depending on the part of the world you're from, SHITE is just as much in use as SHIT. <p>

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Punk Porn

    by PTSDPete

    Heheh. Lame.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Oh no, the SG supporters club is here...

    by Stegman84

    I'd swallow the bait, but I try not to waste my time arguing with special needs cases, even if they do threaten to kick my ass on the internets. I mean that's like, scary 'n stuff. And so very, very "hardcore". Yep, uh-huh. No, honest, everyone is like so very impressed, I mean I know I am, and we don't think you're all just a bunch of made to order attention seeking net porn skanks at all now. No, you fight that power and show just how utterly original and rebellious and kewl and cutting edge you are by breaking down barriers via flashing your tits on the internet for money. I mean that's, like, Gandhi level shit right there.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Hey Suicide Girls!

    by HotDogBoy

    Lose the bad tats and piercings and get back in the kitchen where you belong!

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Ehhh I got bored with the Suicide Girls

    by Series7

    Back in 04. And the last thing I saw that they were involved with, Wizzard of Gore was god awful. Soooo not really hoping for much with this.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:40 a.m. CST

    "Suicide Girls"

    by A G

    So called "Suicide Girls" are as conformist and run of the mill as every other attention seeking girl on the planet. The very name "Suicide Girls" begs for tension and drama. These girls aren't "unconventional", they have a couple of more piercings because they like the attention. They are emotionally immature and downright moronic to think that taking their clothes off for money (note: whores) is somehow liberating. Or that what they are doing is different or god forbid, "art". They are just topless models, NOTHING MORE. They have red hair! OH MY GUNSH! They have tatoos! OH HOOORAH! Who gives a fuck? It's ALL THE SAME. Just silly little attention whores who couldn't flash their dirty bodies without hiding them beneath laughable tatoos and ugly piercings.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:41 a.m. CST

    Well said, A G

    by Dr Gregory House

    Still, I like a look-see every now and again.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST


    by TheBLIGHT

    Hmmm, sends a great message... Kill tattoo'd girls... Uhhm, no.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    This movie is about 5 years too late

    by IAmLegolas

    I'm still holding out hope for Keyboard Cat : The Movie

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:46 a.m. CST

    ...SG aside, I love the rage over an article like this...

    by FlickaPoo

    ..."GO AWAY, STUPID YOUNG EXHIBITIONIST GIRLS WHO LIKE TO STRIP FOR POCKET CHANGE! DIE! AND TAKE YOUR NIPPLES AND WITH YOU!"<P> Nudity is supposed to make you feel happy guys...the internet is a big place...if this doesn't pop your corn I'm sure you can find something that does.<P>Just don't look at underage kids or you will go to federal pound-you-in-the-ass-prison where you will be well deservedly impaled up the ass and out the mouth on a blunt greasy pole...daily.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:57 a.m. CST

    V'Shael, the SGs are desperate enough to pimp their website

    by SpyGuy

    Last time I saw some Suicide Girls, they had their own convention table and were flirting with every undersexed fanboy that dared to approach them. <p>"Hey, there...Are you having a good time at the con? Sure, take as many (promotional) stickers as you want and be sure to check us out at! There sure are a lot of sexy pics for you to enjoy...(etc, etc.)"</p>

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    The one good thing still on the SG site

    by Series7

    If they still do it. Whoever they have do celeberity interviews is really good, and he interviews pretty cool people. Plus you don't have to pay to use it, assuming you still have to pay to use the site, haven't been in a couple of years.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST


    by Series7

    Why waste your time on SG, when Joanna Angel is around?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST

    You guys bitch about ANYTHING

    by ebonic_plague

    Seriously, you're upset that there are naked girls on the internet? People at AICN, the site that brought us chocolate covered pussy juice and DannyGloversDickBlood, are expressing outrage about the fact that actual heterosexual males like to ogle tatted up goth girls, and that there is (another) movie designed to make money off of this concept? Sure, SG is really nothing more than a gratingly smug echo-chamber of militant vegan hipsterism decorated with the pierced and inked up skin of hundreds of acted-out daddy-issues, but SO THE EFF WHAT? <p> Now I'm not saying this movie will be remotely watchable unless muted, but it never fails to amaze how eager you guys are to cry about the fact that girls want to show off their boobs. <p> Where's Blain from Predator when you need him?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 11:47 a.m. CST

    It's funny how

    by BillEmic

    I should probably love the Suicide Girls because "my type" does technically = long black hair, pale skin, tiny breasts, and doe eyes. But all of the Suicide Girls strike me as opportunistic, tatted-up whores so...I never got into them. Ha.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    will it have a CASSIE HACK CAMEO?

    by Meadowe

    That's the only Reason I'd care.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    supposedly the SG owners are @$$holes

    by Meadowe

    I saw an artiqle about how they make it look like some kind of female empowerment but it's still basiqally the same smut behind the scenes, but whereas Hef is the charismatiq head of playboy, some insecure tool is one of the owners of sg and he constantly puts down the girls and in some cases they don't even get paid for posing.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    This shit aint punk

    by MacReady452

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:11 p.m. CST

    you had me until "reality"

    by punto

    suicide girls has the right cultural appeal to be able to make a proper b-style horror movie. why go with "reality", which is so lame?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:12 p.m. CST

    This is the most dumbest shit since Cabin Fever

    by Stalkeye

    and I'm being nice.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    No talent bitches

    by alienindisguise

    The suicide girls are the biggest bunch of poser idiots I've ever seen. They look like any tattoo shop trick I can find hanging out back by the dumpsters. I wouldn't even slap their ugly faces with my balls.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    OK, I gotta admit...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...that, based on that description, I'm now much more interested in seeing the "Meadowe Must Die!" movie. <p> Oh, wait, I meant "fliq."

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    No Ember = no way!

    by ScriptCunt

    (she's the hottest of those skanks)

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    This is probably the last you'll ever hear of this

    by SlimButNotreally

    The next time you'll hear about this movie will be when Cinemax is playing it at 4am.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Oh, wait, sike... I'm illiterate, apparently.

    by ebonic_plague

    And I think I just inadvertantly hit on BillEmic. That completes my fail for today.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Movie'll probably suck

    by bagwanbob

    But tits and tats? Works for me...

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Mmmm hot pasty tatted girls most likely w daddy issues!

    by eoneon

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:46 p.m. CST


    by Toonol

    Wow. I know many some talkbackers have tremendously pretentious views of film (invariably fueled by insecurity, of course). I didn't realize that they held pretentious views of PORN. Impressive; I didn't realize that there was porn for the elite, and porn for the unthinking plebes.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Whoever did it, they spelled 'disappear' wrong.

    by cineobscure

    I wonder of one of the actual Suicide Girls made the poster ? Whoever did it, they spelled 'disappear' wrong. See the poster as it's spelled - 'disppear'. Lol.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Porn for the elite..

    by bagwanbob

    Consists of airbrushed, silly-putty filled, nipped and tucked barbie dolls...Not some chick who's gotta hide behind ink and metal...

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST


    by bagwanbob

    It's just roller derby without the skates...and the clothes...

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:56 p.m. CST

    We say "shite" in the UK.

    by Ray Gamma

    And we say it as often as we want, you fucking American pleb.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Re: ebonic_plague

    by BillEmic

    I fail to see how you inadvertently hit on me but, hey, I blame the Suicide Girls. They make everything...murky.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Want REAL feminist porn?

    by John Maddening

    Forget SuicideGirls, check out! Actually run by a woman, with models/actresses that are treated well.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 3:51 p.m. CST

    I try not to read much into it

    by gooseud

    Yes the site is dripping with pretentious idiocy. The problem is, the girls are smoking hot. Ember is hotter then virtually any porn actress working today, and the only people who would claim otherwise are the ones who havent seen her sets. I have no doubt most SG's are idiotic self centered retards (as are 97% of the hot girls in the world, tatted or otherwise, if you complain that the SGs are mean poopy heads but watch porn, your kidding yourself). So, I could watch porn, where the pretension is stripped away but the girls are treated just as bad if not worse, and they arent as hot. Or I could go to SG, where there isnt any actual porn and you have to deal with them pretending they are something they arent, but the girls are ridiculously smokin. What to do. These are the dilemmas with which I fill my time.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Oh Noes! The Nineties will NEVER be the same!

    by blackwood

    Yawn.<p>Also, Re: Feminist Porn - the films of Candida Royale. You are all welcome, breeders.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Chadley BeBay

    by BadMrWonka

    because I'm an empowered woman.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    When's the suicide bit going to happen?

    by SimonDunkle

    They've really been dragging this thing out.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Way to pick the most normal looking girls.

    by DOGSOUP

    Guess Malice intimidates the fuck out of them

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    Nice, Simon.

    by TedKordLives

    I chuckled.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Oh really?

    by rosaleighsuicide

    To quote a previous poster: "it's still porn. tattoos and piercings aside, it's still porn. and most of these girls have some serious childhood issues, just like EVERY girl that does porn. there's no way to fuck on camera and fake orgasms and be empowered. that's my opinion, anyway." Have you ever visited the website? Or just read some posts on lj trashing it? Suicidegirls is an alternative, soft-core, pin-up style modeling website. There is no sexual activity in the photosets. It's hot girls getting naked because they like how it makes them feel and they like the paychecks. Simply put. Empowering? for some, absolutely. For others, it's another way to make a buck. For many, it's the community that comes along with the website. Each model has her own blog, an opportunity to join groups and post on discussion boards. I use it as a frequent personal blogging space and I share my photography. Also, I show my tits and ass. Am I a trashy little goth girl with daddy issues? Daddy issues, sure, goth? Not so much. I work in a phone bank, I wear jeans and t-shirts and I live at home with my boyfriend and my cat. Pretty typical if you ask me. "not taking issue with your point, in general, but if you think Suicide Girls is soft core, you haven't paid attention, brother. it may have started off as this "girls with tattoos are hot too!" mentality, but it's full on penetration screaming orgasm nonsense now..." I seriously hope this is me not getting your internet sarcasm. That, or you're just full of shit. And another, "I should probably love the Suicide Girls because "my type" does technically = long black hair, pale skin, tiny breasts, and doe eyes. But all of the Suicide Girls strike me as opportunistic, tatted-up whores so...I never got into them. Ha. " So, yes, of course, let's generalize 2,000+ women! Let's assume that every woman with the title "Suicidegirl" is some tatted whore that hangs out at your local tattoo shop. Again, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE WEBSITE? We're normal women living mostly normal lives, we're all over the world. Some of us work at your local coffee shop, some are your teller at the bank, some pack your bags at Wal-Mart. And of course, every one of those women is a pretentious whore? Please. It's not about a look, or a style, it's about living an alternative lifestyle--hell, or just being an interesting person that feels like bearing it all and showing the world. It's about confidence, it's about appreciation, it's about attention, it's about FUN. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but please, before making a sweeping generalization and putting down a couple thousand women you have NEVER met, spoken to, interacted with--do some fucking research. Moving on, I think the idea is pretty silly and the "reality" thing turns me off entirely, but I support the company I work for and I'm excited to see something different. And yes, disappear is misspelled. I laughed too. :) everyone makes mistakes.

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Suicide Girls - The Term

    by Toonol

    I had heard the term derived from the idea that, initially, the girls did their own photography... I.E., they "shot themselves".<p> Is that true? Anybody know?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST


    by rosaleighsuicide

    The term is from a Chuck Palahniuk book (I could not tell you which one, sorry). He uses the term "suicide girl" to describe the sub-culture girls he writes about. Missy Suicide (Selena Mooney) started the website when she was a photography student in Portland. She wanted to take Pin-Up style photographs of the girls she spent time with, and she was the original photographer. Some girls do self-shot sets, but most of the sets are done by professional photographers hired by the website. There is another website,, dedicated to girls taking photos of themselves. Maybe that's what you were thinking of?

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Wait a titty fucking Minute!

    by toadkillerdog

    People (men?) are actually complaining about nekkid women? <p> Shoot me in the fucking head and torch the corpse!

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    please ignore the trolls

    by frank cotton

    they carry on like this about everything. wah this; wah that...crying makes them feel important. no one else listens to them, so don't let them suck you in

  • Feb. 3, 2010, 10:46 p.m. CST

    SG: supporting the feminist movement...

    by TheHumanBurrito

    ...unless SG ownership doesn't agree with it, requires them to stand by what they "stand for", and contains no criticisms of SG. First reality horror huh? Did SG just invent the Blair Witch project? Typical of SG. Scam someone else's idea, manipulate people into giving everything away to them, claim it's their own. SG treats their models and photographers like total shit.

  • Feb. 4, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    Most disturbing thing about Suicide Girls...

    by BurnHollywood

    In fifty years, there's going to be retirement communities in Florida filled with little blue-haired grannies covered in skull tattoos.

  • Feb. 4, 2010, 2:49 a.m. CST

    Wait... Seriously?

    by NateHevens

    People are actually COMPLAINING about naked women? Umm... apparently I missed a giant backwards step in human evolution. When were naked women voted on as a bad thing? Last I checked naked women were a good thing. Did I miss a meeting? "Yeah, Nate. We had a big vote. Hot naked women are out. You were sleeping." "Wait... what? Can I still vote?" Sorry, but... seriously. You guys actually complaining are fucking stupid. I mean, really... when you start complaining about hot naked chicks, it makes you look like a troll who really has run out of things to complain about but you haven't filled your complaining quota, yet. It's naked chicks. Enjoy it or STFU!

  • Feb. 4, 2010, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Jesus are these egotistical skanks still around?

    by Brannagins Law

  • Feb. 4, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Like, you know, tattoos are must! U know!

    by LimpdickSherlock

    I bet, every second of those wannabe sluts have herpes.

  • Feb. 4, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    Should I want a freak, I marry a pornstar!

    by LimpdickSherlock

    Never mind my ponderings. Keep on Talkbacking, or backtalking, mates.

  • Feb. 4, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Nipple piercings I like. Not clit piercings.

    by LimpdickSherlock

    And tongue piercings, hear me, suicide sluts! tongue piercings are for lesbians! Don't feel any better on my dick, than a hot, wet, plain tongue! is better! If I needed chills, I would stick my dick in ice, or you sluts could run an icecube on the shaft! But tongue piercings must feel good on pussies, I agree... cuz almost anything touching a pussy feels good! IMNSHO.

  • Feb. 4, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    No actors. No script. No thanks!

    by Anime_is_Dumb

    Will this be as good as "Maskhead"?

  • Feb. 5, 2010, 5:37 a.m. CST


    by The_Crimson_King

    I loved Suicide Club, but I absolutely hated the sequel, one of the most boring movies I've ever seen

  • Feb. 7, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    I love the comments about...

    by Jaka

    ...stuck up skanks looking for attention. (Holds up mirror to talkback while shaking head) Y'all are just jealous that you couldn't get one, ever!, not matter how hard you tried.

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