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SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE! Poster hits!!! Oh no, not my precious Suicide Girls!

Hey folks, Harry here - Got sent this poster today, it is for SUICIDE GIRLS MUST DIE! And all I know is upon this poster. Well, that's not exactly true, as I know it is being released on March 12th... and the plan is for it to destroy AVATAR's box office records. Click on the poster to see it embiggened... and you'll find that some of our fave Suicide Girls are featured.

This actually kinda reminds me of what PLAYBOY used to do in the sixties, which was to find hot babes that were willing to strip down - and then these gals would be put in all manners of schlocky T&A joy! So, here's a film you can most likely fetishistically enjoy on multiple fronts, while complaining about the lack of 3D and Blue Monkeys.





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should be great
by wash
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:37:33 AM
Female Knoxville, female Steve-o, female Pontius
by Julius Dithers
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:41:59 AM
no script?
by OutlawsDelejos
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:42:30 AM
They'd totally be freaked out
by seppukudkurosawa
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:46:03 AM
Fractal's in it!
by Toonol
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:52:49 AM
FACIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by raidahguy
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:55:38 AM
No actors and no script? No interest.
by Cash907
Feb 3rd, 2010
01:17:06 AM
Suicide Girls.com: It Is A Real Shame!!!
by Media Messiah
Feb 3rd, 2010
01:26:53 AM
Suicidal Avatard Fans?
by Trannyformers_Apologist
Feb 3rd, 2010
01:30:44 AM
PS: Ain't It Cool News.Com: The Movie...In 3-D
by Media Messiah
Feb 3rd, 2010
01:33:12 AM
Media Messiah... what are you talking about?
by Jaka
Feb 3rd, 2010
01:37:00 AM
Aaaaannnnyyyway...
by Jaka
Feb 3rd, 2010
01:37:43 AM
If You Noticed, I Said, "Supposed Legit Web Site"?
by Media Messiah
Feb 3rd, 2010
01:51:30 AM
Jaka: My Last Post Is Addressed To You
by Media Messiah
Feb 3rd, 2010
01:52:40 AM
Media Messiah, no, you're not getting it.
by Jaka
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:03:04 AM
The fuck is this shit?
by A G
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:08:35 AM
I'm sorry, I'm all for female-empowered porn, but still
by BadMrWonka
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:45:25 AM
WON'T BE AS GOOD AS SCREAM QUEEN HOT TUB PARTY!!!FACT!!!
by TehCreepyThinMan
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:56:54 AM
BadMrWonka
by Jaka
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:59:17 AM
It's not porn at all people!
by Jaka
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:59:55 AM
THIS EMBODIES EVERYTHING I HATE
by Ray Gamma
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:03:05 AM
anybody see "The Centerfold Girls"?
by Vern
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:17:27 AM
Jaka
by BadMrWonka
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:19:00 AM
"It isn't porn"...
by A G
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:19:40 AM
Vern, THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS IS A DECENT SLEAZOID FLICK....
by TehCreepyThinMan
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:24:56 AM
Quinne For the Win!
by MrPoop
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:30:28 AM
No.
by JoeSixPack
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:33:16 AM
So it's not a sequel to SUICIDE CLUB
by AsimovLives
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:37:07 AM
Sucide Girls GOTTA EAT!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:47:51 AM
Waaah! Fockin' spellcheck!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:48:33 AM
Anyone who calls themselves "Fractal"
by savagedave
Feb 3rd, 2010
04:11:12 AM
Yawn.
by CaseyMcCall
Feb 3rd, 2010
04:14:42 AM
Harry is now promoting the suicide fetish?
by NapalmTrancebath
Feb 3rd, 2010
04:29:27 AM
Annnnd i jizzed...
by NelsonO
Feb 3rd, 2010
04:33:38 AM
More box office than Avatar?
by V'Shael
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:06:22 AM
No Actors. No Script. No Escape...
by Crow3711
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:17:37 AM
LAME!
by DamianVonBarone
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:34:29 AM
I love it when counter culture rebels sell out
by David Cloverfield
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:56:22 AM
If you want suicide girls to die, just fucking wait.
by ricarleite2
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:58:46 AM
suicide girls = waste of space
by Waka_Flocka_Flame
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:02:14 AM
not worth wacking to or watching
by TheJudger
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:21:21 AM
and speaking of tits and ass- why do we reward it in film
by TheJudger
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:24:16 AM
Quinne is in it?
by Bouncy X
Feb 3rd, 2010
06:43:21 AM
oh fuck yeah
by SWEARENGINE
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:04:02 AM
The girls are hot, but I can't handle the hipster pretension
by dr sauch
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:21:49 AM
have any of you ever met a suicide girl?
by snowtires
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:23:22 AM
Also, Voltaire was the hottest SG
by dr sauch
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:23:41 AM
No Sash...
by cynicusprime
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:29:36 AM
Shouldn't the SGs be flirting with Comic-Con fanboys instead?
by SpyGuy
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:37:45 AM
The suicide girls are not desperate enough
by V'Shael
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:48:58 AM
No Script? No Actors?
by James_Camera_On
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:11:27 AM
I liked it until I found out that it was bullshit.
by 433
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:30:00 AM
Should have come out a few years ago, but I'm all for...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:34:10 AM
No Actors No script
by Stunt_Man_Bob
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:34:39 AM
Hipster skanks SHOULD die
by JayLenoTookMyJob
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:37:59 AM
I'd rather see a Satan's Cheerleaders movie
by JAGUART
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:43:23 AM
Owner/operator of SG is a Rightwing Douchebag
by DickBallsworth
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:45:35 AM
Ah yes, Suicide Girls...
by Stegman84
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:57:11 AM
...DEATHSTALKER remake with SG shot in my backyard...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:58:16 AM
from justin to kelly
by Alkeoholic77
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:59:14 AM
arent these girls video game girls?
by scrapplejoe
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:03:21 AM
BadMrWonka
by Chadley BeBay
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:08:02 AM
Stegman84
by Chadley BeBay
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:10:31 AM
Nice poster typo!
by the_patriot
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:15:30 AM
disppear?
by Mechasheeva
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:17:04 AM
How much did you get paid for this AD?
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:37:05 AM
Stop saying "SHITE"
by We_like_it_VERY_MUCH
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:51:27 AM
Suicide Girls...pah
by yesiamaplant
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:51:45 AM
Unless there is Facials, Girl with strap on Anal, vaginal fistin
by conspiracy
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:52:07 AM
Stegman84
by yesiamaplant
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:55:07 AM
Bad acting, shitty writing and nudity...
by Quake II
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:55:37 AM
yesiamaplant...A Suicide Girl was stuck up?
by conspiracy
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:56:54 AM
And old Bettie Page pics are hotter....
by Quake II
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:10:49 AM

by MikeTheSpike
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:11:18 AM
..."Stuck up"...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:12:20 AM
@We_like_it_VERY_MUCH : Shite
by V'Shael
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:18:37 AM
Punk Porn
by PTSDPete
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:21:03 AM
Oh no, the SG supporters club is here...
by Stegman84
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:22:08 AM

by HercsShowerRadio
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:25:04 AM
Hey Suicide Girls!
by HotDogBoy
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:29:05 AM
Ehhh I got bored with the Suicide Girls
by Series7
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:36:27 AM
"Suicide Girls"
by A G
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:40:40 AM
Well said, A G
by Dr Gregory House
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:41:33 AM
Creepy.
by TheBLIGHT
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:44:08 AM
This movie is about 5 years too late
by IAmLegolas
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:45:53 AM
...SG aside, I love the rage over an article like this...
by FlickaPoo
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:46:25 AM
V'Shael, the SGs are desperate enough to pimp their website
by SpyGuy
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:57:32 AM
The one good thing still on the SG site
by Series7
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:59:00 AM
Also
by Series7
Feb 3rd, 2010
11:07:14 AM
You guys bitch about ANYTHING
by ebonic_plague
Feb 3rd, 2010
11:26:49 AM
It's funny how
by BillEmic
Feb 3rd, 2010
11:47:29 AM
will it have a CASSIE HACK CAMEO?
by Meadowe
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:02:53 PM
supposedly the SG owners are @$$holes
by Meadowe
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:06:14 PM
This shit aint punk
by MacReady452
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:07:20 PM
you had me until "reality"
by punto
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:11:10 PM
This is the most dumbest shit since Cabin Fever
by Stalkeye
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:12:45 PM
No talent bitches
by alienindisguise
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:20:39 PM
OK, I gotta admit...
by ebonic_plague
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:35:46 PM
No Ember = no way!
by ScriptCunt
Feb 3rd, 2010
12:46:23 PM
This is probably the last you'll ever hear of this
by SlimButNotreally
Feb 3rd, 2010
01:51:42 PM
Oh, wait, sike... I'm illiterate, apparently.
by ebonic_plague
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:04:46 PM
Movie'll probably suck
by bagwanbob
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:43:50 PM
Mmmm hot pasty tatted girls most likely w daddy issues!
by eoneon
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:44:00 PM
Pretention
by Toonol
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:46:19 PM
Whoever did it, they spelled 'disappear' wrong.
by cineobscure
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:50:44 PM
Porn for the elite..
by bagwanbob
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:52:49 PM
besides
by bagwanbob
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:54:16 PM
We say "shite" in the UK.
by Ray Gamma
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:56:15 PM
Re: ebonic_plague
by BillEmic
Feb 3rd, 2010
02:57:01 PM
"PUNK ATTITUDE"...AHAHAHAHA!!!
by johnnyrandom
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:19:45 PM
Want REAL feminist porn?
by 433
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:39:24 PM
I try not to read much into it
by gooseud
Feb 3rd, 2010
03:51:19 PM
HERE'S AN IDEA...
by johnnyrandom
Feb 3rd, 2010
04:03:46 PM
Oh Noes! The Nineties will NEVER be the same!
by blackwood
Feb 3rd, 2010
04:28:30 PM
Chadley BeBay
by BadMrWonka
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:16:19 PM
When's the suicide bit going to happen?
by SimonDunkle
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:38:50 PM
Way to pick the most normal looking girls.
by DOGSOUP
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:43:33 PM
Nice, Simon.
by TedKordLives
Feb 3rd, 2010
05:43:38 PM
Oh really?
by rosaleighsuicide
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:03:09 PM
Suicide Girls - The Term
by Toonol
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:03:16 PM
Toonol
by rosaleighsuicide
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:15:49 PM
Wait a titty fucking Minute!
by toadkillerdog
Feb 3rd, 2010
07:38:46 PM
please ignore the trolls
by frank cotton
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:54:24 PM
SG: supporting the feminist movement...
by TheHumanBurrito
Feb 3rd, 2010
10:46:57 PM
Most disturbing thing about Suicide Girls...
by BurnHollywood
Feb 4th, 2010
01:33:31 AM
Wait... Seriously?
by NateHevens
Feb 4th, 2010
02:49:11 AM
Jesus are these egotistical skanks still around?
by Brannagins Law
Feb 4th, 2010
04:52:51 PM
Like, you know, tattoos are must! U know!
by LimpdickSherlock
Feb 4th, 2010
05:57:16 PM
Should I want a freak, I marry a pornstar!
by LimpdickSherlock
Feb 4th, 2010
06:00:11 PM
Nipple piercings I like. Not clit piercings.
by LimpdickSherlock
Feb 4th, 2010
06:05:05 PM
No actors. No script. No thanks!
by Anime_is_Dumb
Feb 4th, 2010
09:23:14 PM
AsimovLives
by The_Crimson_King
Feb 5th, 2010
05:37:09 AM
I love the comments about...
by Jaka
Feb 7th, 2010
02:19:08 PM
arTcxqX
by TmvEqK
Feb 15th, 2010
02:22:42 AM
LBjngz
by TmvEqK
Feb 15th, 2010
02:23:20 AM

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