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Behold The Dude As Seen In TRON LEGACY!!
Merrick here...
A newly released image of Jeff Bridges' Flynn (the "current" version - his younger 80s "Clu" alter ego also appears in the film) has been released by Disney.
I was having trouble accessing the Disney medialand to download this directly from The Mouse, but...at the same time...a reader called SynaMax fortuitously sent it in for our consideration. So, thanks a ton Max.
Finger Flynn's disc to embiggen!!
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and by psyched, I mean I will slaughter kittens to see it first.
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That just sounds wrong.
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Sorry Merrick.
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but "finger flynn's disc isn't as dirty as you guys want it to be. there's no part on (any regular person that looks like a disc. haha. but all of that is way beside the point. the original Tron was just barely above my generation, but this looks like seven kinds of kick-ass. so looking forward to it.
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I hope they learn from Avatar and take it to that level.
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ok im not 100% but thats "the dude" correct?
if so ill see it just for him. i absolutely loved the big lebowski and anything the dude has ever been in so now im REALLY excited for this -
...but it sure smells good!
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Having seen both Avatar 3D and IMAX 3D, I found the Digital 3D version much more vivid. As long as it is in Digi I am in.
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Tron cost $17 million to make and made $33 million at the box office. Do you really consider that "the biggest, most notorious flop ever?"
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the original is cool, and I love The Dude in just about anything, but this is a movie that only the hardest of hardcore geeks are asking for.... FLOP FLOP FLOP
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....in a retro, unrealistic sort of way.
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Dude, TRON is amazing. TRON LEGACY will top AVATAR in the 3D BOX OFFICE. Mark my words in blood and stone, fellas.
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Right, is that why AVATAR failed in the box office, too? I believe it was just months ago that people like yourself stated the exact reasons to why AVATAR would fail. I think the numbers speak for themselves.
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The same one we've been watching for a year and a half!
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You realize this man has done more than just Big Lebowski, right?
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We all know the blu-ray version will be out sometime this year.
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...The Big Lebowski was a documentary?
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...end of line.
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I own Tron on DVD but to be honest I have never watched it or even seen the film
I think I started once but fell asleep. I think if you weren't there at the time it just means nothing
Don't get me wrong, I'm of an age to have seen it and I'm sure it was on TV when I was kid but it never interested me, bought it on a whim when I was bored and it was cheap
Should I make the effort to go back? Is it really actually any good or is it pure nostalgia that makes people bang on about it?? -
in casual dress!...or is that business casual? Where the hell are his "Tron clothes"?!!!
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I failed to include any there - apologies
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Tron is the perfect film for 3D. I think with all the neon lines and vast spanses of blackness, it could look pretty amazing. I just hope the movie is good!
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I read a lot of gay innuendo on this site. If you boys swing that way...well...enjoy you fudge packers!
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When are Jeff Bridges and Kurt Russell going to do a movie together. It would be ace. ;)
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It'll be interesting to see the logic behind him not being in "Tron" costume while in the game.
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He can wear whatever the hell he wants to wear when he's inside the Tron universe. :)
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Real Flynn is watching over Clu from above. Seems to indicate Flynn is inside cyberspace. I've seen some viral stuff on the web too. Flynn went "missing" after the original "Tron". Looks like the MCP got some revenge and brought him back to the inside...
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Just LOOK at him. The older he gets, the more he starts looking like Ford.
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Kurt Russel too. Although they are practically at the same star level.
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Equate does generic aspirins, tylenol, etc... Quaid does Kurt Russell, Jeff Bridges, and Harrison Ford.
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Seems like Quaid is getting more roles these days than Russell, so that's how the math works. :)
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The logic is that he'd look more like "Tron Guy" these days. Mystery solved.
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Unless you think Sam Worthington and Shia LeBoooof are awesome actors just because they get a lot of roles?
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Both of those actors are overhyped Hollywood tools. They've never proven their talent to be worthy of their immediate fame. It's like Hollywood suddenly decided overnight to make them stars.
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Got all hyped out when this was first announced and started to look everywhere for the DVD of the original. Can't find any but found one torrent that took ages to d/load. It certainly didn't age well (watch it side by side with Blade Runner). It was obvious they wanted to make Flynn to be like Han Solo and made Bridges look like the poor man's Ford.
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It's a rug man. It really tied the room together.
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http://www.josephkosinski.com/projects/movs/les_jumelles.html This makes me feel like he is the RIGHT guy for the job. That and the trailer AND Daft Punk doing the score. AND 3D Imax. I mean, shit, i am excited.
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If not the biggest, definitely in the top 10. And it deserves to be.
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Feb 02, 2010 11:23:57 PM CST
Waterworld $175 million=Worldwide: $264,218,220
by trannyformers_apologist
Production Budget: $175 millionDomestic: $88,246,220 33.4%
+ Foreign: $175,972,000 66.6%
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I didn't like the look of the computer program characters in the FX test footage. I'm hoping the look is revamped for the final product.
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Will be going down to Hollywood to see this somewhere!
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Even the priests, I mean "Guardians", wore spandex in the original.
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You could not be more wrong.
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Starring our man Kurt.
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I think the biggest flops are, in no particular order, Pluto Nash, Inchon, Town and Country, The Postman, and Cutthroat Island. Soldier is up there though.
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The days of Cutthroat Island are over. IQs are lower, films are brighter and more intense, and based on easy, recognizable themes. No major film fails today.
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..but I fully expect a Tron re-release with enhanced FX any damn day now. Think about it..why would they limit themselves??? The graphics in that trailer are placeholders, people - you ain't seen NOTHIN' yet.
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dog.
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Feb 03, 2010 6:52:42 AM CST
ricarleite2, I think Eddie Murphy (aka Pluto Nash) begs to diffe
by tylerzero
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Thunderbolt and Lightfoot II: Lightfoot's revenge.
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Search your neon frisbees and cold minimalist electro landscapes, you know it to be true.
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that being that these days, HARRISON FORD is the "poor man's Harrison Ford".
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They probably overspent on both, but they were basically entertaining. And at least you can see where the money was spent...practical sets, on-location shooting. I think they're actually getting better with age.
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This shot doesn't look like it's while he's "in the game". We've already seen stills of Bridges in "the Tron suit". How do you guys manage to take things out of context on such a regular basis?
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How did they fuel the waverunners? Magic? Bad guys had an oil tanker, not a gas tanker. Maybe they had a refinery too? In other words: D-U-H.
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Feb 03, 2010 9:46:27 AM CST
I think Avatar may have rearranged the playing field.
by professor_monster
Movies like this were a good idea before Avatar came out. The thing is sooooo huge that it could cause other movies to be re-thought and evaluated,.I'm not saying the story in Avatar is groundbreaking but the film on a whole is.
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Flynn didn't have an Identity Disc on his back in the teaser tailer and his hair and beard look styled more in this shot.
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Everyone compares Avatar to Dances With Wolves but forgets all about The Emerald Forest, which is very similiar AND focuses the beauty of the forest and the industrial powers that want to destroy it.
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Forgive us for Farmville.
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At least as far as we've seen, T2ON is minimalist, cold, and sparse. AVATAR, on the other hand, is very dense, and warm, and crammed with colorful detail. Personally, I like both extremes (and loved AVATAR, heavy-handed derivatives and all), but I prefer cold, electro, minimalist.
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...you have means for ride me.
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...you have means for drink me.
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Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
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That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch."
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in the ass, I f* you in the ass, I f* you, I f* you, I f* you, I f*..."
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... you have means for to call me not the issue.
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if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself."
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you have means for not to remember me.
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an unspoken message here. It's 'Fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!' Yeah, I'll be at practice."
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said SoylentMean. HA!
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...say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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Gotta space 'em out so we don't get Banhammered.
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"Shut the f* up, Donny!"
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It's gon' be good.
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Feb 03, 2010 1:37:16 PM CST
"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to
by colonelfatheart
have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron."
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http://tinyurl.com/yhbufta
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Nobody f*s with the Jesus."
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there's a beverege at stake.
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Feb 03, 2010 1:39:06 PM CST
...Subs, really? I've never given that a second's thought...
by flickapoo
...in all my years here...I always figure if you stay our of hate crime territory you're fine...
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...YOU HAVE MEANS FOR PEE ON ME.
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to join IDN? That's not how you get in to movies, dude.
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You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.'"
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asian american...
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we found a film that SUBS can actually quote to..
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I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!"
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IMDB, baby. IMDB.
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Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback
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...a world of pain.
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shomer shabbos!
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Even crap like STARMAN and KING KONG.
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beyond pacifism?
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he always gives 100% when he acts...hence the award in a month..hes fukken due.
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http://tinyurl.com/ygjumxp
I've done magic, believe me. I've done it. IT WORKS. So you're wrong and I'm not delusional. -
about Vietnam? What [DEƒUCK®], has anything got to do with Vietnam? What [DEƒUCK®] are you talking about?"
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I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."
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she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!"
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...this guy needs to share some specifics with the group.He needs to do it now...can't wait.
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Everything's in 3D now. Even Kate Beckinsale. Tell me a fad isn't played out when Kate Beckinsale jumps on it!3D officially sucks, now.
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This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
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What isn't more fun with a bendy straw?
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This is some place you got here fellas!"
That's a quote from "The Stuff", but it seemed appropriate. -
What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"
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No resistance. We didn't even have to have special keys made or change the locks.
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http://tinyurl.com/35garo
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I really wanted to stick it to Herc. I wanted him to really regret posting that article by having the Snookiback linger like a bad fart at the top of the Top 10 Talkbacks for weeks. Not to mention everyone else that it would piss off. Yeah, sometimes I have evil thoughts.
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But, remember, it's not just about us. We have a reputation to uphold. We can't go around being all un-Dude like. You know?Promise, you'll get to pick next time. We all agree.
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Did you see the quote of the day
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What do you mean crap? Karen Allen? Jeff Bridges as a weird alient that makes weird stuff happen? John Carpenter directing? Dang, that was a great movie.
The television spin-off--if you remember it--was horrible. I mean, wretched.
Can't wait for Tron Legacy. I still love the original. I will definitely be there for this one. -
I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself."
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Sixies-You mean the random John Landis quote of the day? Saw it, but I can't quite place it. Gimme a sec.
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Do you have to use so many cuss words?"
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I always forget that you don't have sound!
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And I've picked my fair share of pedalback locations. I didn't really believe that anyone else would get behind the Snookiback idea. It was just a fleeting dream, as blank as a fart.
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you have no means for hear me.
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"I think it's down there somewhere, let me take another look."
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Don't hold nothing back.
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At least, a triviality to one whose might rivals that of DOOM himself! Uh, sorta...
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...A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.
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Did you see that one of the Jo bros has a backing band called the association? Some. Of the NPG is in it. You now the doctor and Wendy and Lisa wouldn't put up with that shit
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http://tinyurl.com/ygjumxp
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"They must have trouble getting gigs." That's MY random John Landis quote of the day, Sixies.
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They were all fat, if I remember correctly.
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Oh, yeah... This was about THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG originally. lol
I completely forgot. -
It's too easy if I can get it.What do I win?
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I'm tempted to say, "Well, the Bible says that, because the Bible is FUCKING BULLSHIT!"
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it is!!!
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having to intervention 'moose's arse out of The Manna Cabana†.
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I've got guilt. I've got such guilt. Don't go too spoilery.
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Bwah-hah-hahahahahaha! Seriously, tho, I've been checking out your tinyurls for days now and I just noticed that you're in there, leading them on. That, sir, is PROFESSIONAL.
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Make it good.
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It's not really a plot-driven experience. It's all about dialogue and rhythm.
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watched that a few weeks ago..wrong! it's the GIRL CANT HELP IT!
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GRAND EXIT. it'll drop in your lap like a gift from Yahweh.
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...a quick google search gave me Psalm 135 15-18...good for a start.
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ever...those were bad times..dark times indeed...
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Teddy cheated?
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Nope, sorry Subby. Would you like to go for the bonus round, where the scores can REALLY change?
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And only "Diamonds & Pearls" is unlistenable.Prince's darkest day was a week or so ago when he dropped that wretched Minnesota Vikings song.
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I don't have extensive Bible knowledge, but the guy on the website saying he or she sent demons to rape people got a mocking grin out of me.
On topic, I am looking forward this TRON movie. I have the special edition on DVD and may buy the blu-ray version whenever it comes out. I used to play the arcade game and could get up to USER level. If I tried now, I'd probably lose all my lives on the first level or so. -
...MAN-A CABANA (MAN!) would be fun.
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He was also quoting the movie I quoted.
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Are you in a monsoon too
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I wish I could've been your brain so I'd know what you were thinking when 'moose first linked us there for? "What the hell," Teddy's brain asked itself. "Is 'moose off Subs' rocker? Just yesterday he was linking us to White Tigerman, and now he's pimping The Manna Cabana? Something's not right."Teddy's brain shrugged its shoulders and answered, "Dunno."
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[sticking my tongue out]
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calling you naive, but he doesn't say a peep to Aleister Crowley. And that's because as deluded as that guy is what he says reinforces their warped group think.
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...google to my advantage.
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controls the world.
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I can handle the song and parts of the album...NPG inspired prince to add Rap to
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Or a Stephen King-style set-fire-to-the-town climax?
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http://tinyurl.com/ygjumxp
I should probably cease the debate in this (lol) Princess and the Frog thread. I'll get banned for sure, if I am to continue. And I don't want to go out that way. -
you mix the songs up and try to ignore the rap shit, which, like it or not, he's still throwing on his albums today.BTW, "Dreamer" - from "Lotus Flower" - has been blasting non-stop out of my car for the past two days whenever I drive somewhere.
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...key words and quotation marks allow you to find pretty much anything...he still doesn't get it.And he's probably just looking for bikini shots of Taylor Swift and Adam Lambert...hardly obscure material.
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"there for?"What DEƒUCK® did I type "for" for?
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Feb 03, 2010 2:48:10 PM CST
You can only debate in the Theology & Doctrinal Discussions...
by anonymoose
...section, to clarify.
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Your dad is nuts, Flick?
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Feb 03, 2010 2:49:32 PM CST
"The only thing that can be considered real is God's power."
by colonelfatheart
Bless you, 'moose.
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It WAS the early 90s and new Jack swing was faddish. But lotusflower and MNLPSOUND are kickin. Even elixir ain't bad for a freebie album. The wife likes it
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It's rainy and miserable here, but not monsoon rainy. At least, not enough for me to miss "Black Caesar" at the Alamo tonight.
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Feb 03, 2010 2:52:56 PM CST
LOL! Either this guy is telling me to not be gay and love Jesus
by anonymoose
...or give him a JO and cuddle. It's not very clear.
"My friend, There is only one thing that can truly help you at this time and He is yearning for you much more than you could ever imagine yearning after any one else. He pleads to relate with you. He longs for your attention. He would love for you to desire Him. He craves to share your intimate feelings. He wishes to be the object of your desire. He hurts for you and His arms are wide open, waiting for your embrace. And He can love you like no one else can. But there is more. His love is a love that is fulfilling and more satisfying than any thing we could imagine. But we have to WANT Him. We have to desire that relationship." -
http://tinyurl.com/yf764mq
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A couple songs of killer and the rest, filler. it's probably the weakest since his comeback, though I'd kill if he took his angry protest rock inner demons ("Colonized Mind," "Dreamer") and spread them all over a single, cohesive disc.If MNLPSOUND hadn't been appendaged to the other two discs, he'd've had record of the year and six or seven top ten singles.
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...hit Native Americans. They have no natural defenses.
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three or four straight summers. He's substituting! HA!
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...compel you to give him a hand-job...count on it.
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...who now has a show on HGTV...he wasn't out at the time, and he would paint these very tender, beautiful, and sensuous portraits of Jesus.
A lot.
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Maybe he's like you, in there fucking with these Christards, and since you've done such a good job, he may think he's fucking with you. Forget DONNIE BRASCO. This could be more INFERNAL AFFAIRS/THE DEPARTED.
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typed "spooged them" because that would've been funny.
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http://tinyurl.com/ykc63bs
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between Lot pimping out his two daughters and Scott Brown doing the same with his daughters on this Manna Cabana thread: http://tinyurl.com/yjkjj8r
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...get your mind out of the gutter.
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Givin' It Up Jesus† in that painting?
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The story about Scott Brown saying he's okay with his daughters posing nude and announcing that they're available reminds me of Lot offering his daughters to the crowds of Sodom.
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...and very, very obsessive.
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Everybody experiments in college. Nothing to be ashamed of.
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...sad in your heart or something...don't just throw down the gauntlet.
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Like, oh it's a joke ha-ha. Not serious?
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...I could be the significant other of a famous HGTV star right now.
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Scott Brown since he offered his daughters up as if they were Lot's whores.
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It's not like you have special memories with Ryan Secrest.
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The story about Scott Brown saying he's okay with his daughters posing nude and announcing that they're available reminds me of Lot offering his daughters to the crowds of Sodom. It hurts me deeply that he would talk like that about his own daughters.
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a weird knot of sexual something-something painted in the near distance.
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feel as though Scott Brown has turned his back on God.
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Some pretty funny shit going on over there. Dudes complaining about chicks taking their clothes off, for some unfathomable reason.
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It's like, when I do my guido impersonation, everybody thinks I'm really stupid. You sure you don't have a little inner unchristian Christian in you?
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30 seconds off. Coulda been another 6:51:18.
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http://tinyurl.com/ykk8uek
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Who will see-ay-ay-ve our souls?
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It's so insane, the one person, maybe a moderator? calling another person uncouth by taking a poke at conservatives and having a sig reading "Pelosi...Ried...Obama Who's worried about TERRORISTS??" I would have liked for some Kraftwerk to be in this movie. Maybe some will be played on a radio? Ma-chine ma-chine ma-chine... or maybe Neon Lights.
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...of all your posts.All the cool kids seem to have them.Maybe "It is better to be truthful and good...than to not."? -Steve Martin
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De autoT2ON.
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HURR DURR THEY'RE SLUTS derp herp HAVE SOME DIGNITY, BITCHES HURRR NOW I GO MASTABATE TO DEMS PICS herp
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About Sully being the Messiah. Something like "Take these..uh..corn chips and this grape juice." That was some funny shit. If we didn't jump around so much (not complaining here) I'd find it and repost it with compliments.
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I already posted in the "currently reading" thread: Billions & Billions.
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That's astonishingly accurate, actually.
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...do this in remembrance of me...Or something like that.
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That post was expertly worded, my man.
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...and a while.You just hope there's someone around to notice, let alone remember...Ted, you just gave my life meaning buddy.
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...says that [deleted] is 'expected to sweep Acadamy Awards'. That's the headline. Seriously.
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I see the breadcrumbs are easy to follow.
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Feb 03, 2010 3:28:55 PM CST
Flicka, that's what being a costumed crimefighter is about.
by tedkordlives
Making your day makes MY day, buddy.
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All nine of its awards. You've got a month of that shit ahead of you.
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Nice touch with the baby killer stuff.
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I forgot to check them. lol
From: ayden
And still, you insist on hijacking the thread with your foolishness.
No one ever said that idols or "trinkets" have any power. What I've been saying is that satan and his minions/cohorts do have powers and they use them for their own purpose.
You were disagreeing with that and saying that the practices of satanic/pagan religions don't hold any power - but they do. In the sense that satan honors them the same way that God blesses His children. If they did not, there would be a whole lot less people dying outside of the grace and mercy of God and the salvation of Jesus Christ.
God bless, unkownmoose.
ayden
From: ayden
Hi, unkownmoose.
I sincerely wish that you would not speak of things that you know nothing about. It's obvious that you do not, because you are speaking to one who practiced all things satanic and you still deny what I'm telling you is true - even though it is a part of the testimony of my salvation.
Unbelievable! That a Christian would pick and choose which parts of scripture to believe, but that you would also not pay any heed to people who have been there, done that. But you're right about one thing - the only "proof" I have is that the people I speak of are dead, insane or have otherwise been "touched" by what I brought on them. Still, I believe it works both ways - I know God's miracles when I see them because I have seen the powers of satan at work, too. So when Jesus asks people "how much evidence do you need in order to believe?" I'm one of those who can say - not much. In fact, none at all - because I've seen first hand what satan does and that's all the "proof" I need that God works in lives, too. You, on the other hand, I wonder about because if you deny the works of one, how can you accept the works of the other.
You are doing much more harm than good by saying that these things are not true. Don't take my word for it - READ it in your Holy Bible. A lot of information can be found in the scriptures. Enough to be sufficient for any real believer.
Why do you think Moses got into so much trouble for such a seemingly small thing like striking a stone instead of speaking to it? I know the answer to that - do you? Here's a hint: it has a lot to do with the subject at hand.
Spreading falsehoods about things that you don't know about is VERY dangerous and you could cause people to do things that they would not otherwise do. Would you really want to be responsible for someone doing something they shouldn't just because they read your posts about how there's "nothing to it"?! I have enough to account for, I wouldn't want to have to answer for that, too.
I sincerely hope that you drop this foolish thing you're doing. If you don't have firsthand experience with things satanic, you shouldn't speak about them - only against them.
God bless, unkownmoose.
ayden
("HURR DURR" Yeah. I'm not responding to that.)
From: cobalt1959
Greetings!
Your self-stated status as being gay has raised some concerns, so I am going to have to ask you to clarify a few of your belief positions. I ask these questions because Manna Cabana is a safe haven for Christians only. Simply going to church does not make one a Christian. What makes one a Christian is first off, accepting Jesus Christ as one's Savior and committing their lives to serving Him, and the other would be that a Christian believes that the Bible is the divinely-inspired and innerrant Word of God from Genesis to Revelation and attempts, as best as any fallen human being can, to live their lives according to the teachings found within the Bible.
I am praying for you and your well-being just as others are.
I await your reply and clarification.
Blessings,
Eddie. . .
(MY MOTHERFUCKING RESPONSE:)
Frankly, I'm offended by the implication that I'm NOT a Christian, even though I stated clearly that I am in my post. I understand what it means to be a Christian. Please, do not misinterpret me. -
Do you really need another 6:51:18?
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6:51:18 is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. I was just marveling at how close Flick's little planet came to our orbit.
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"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." - Carl Sagan
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you better explain yoself gayboy!
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Perhaps something from [Deleted].
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So to speak.
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and was gonna post BITCHES LEAVE.i think it denied me cause of my kosher last name...shame.
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Matthew 10:34 - "I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword"
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Jeff Bridges is in the USA for Haiti "We Are The World" remake.
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe." - Carl Sagan
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Priceless...
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"Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man’s enemies will be the members of his household. He who loves father or mother more than Me is not worthy of Me; and he who loves son or daughter more than Me is not worthy of Me. And he who does not take his cross and follow after Me is not worthy of Me. He who has found his life will lose it, and he who has lost his life for My sake will find it." Matthew 10:34-39
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...is a talkbacker too.
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One of the more problematic passages in the New Testament. And that's saying something!
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Or DGDB
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...translation:
I'm going to need a time, a date, and a public park or airport rest-room. I've got a wide stance.
Blessings,Eddie -
I'm dying to read the logically contorted responses.
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Feb 03, 2010 3:52:54 PM CST
..."I sincerely wish that you would not speak of things"...
by flickapoo
...that you know nothing about. It's obvious that you do not, because you are speaking to one who practiced all things satanic and you still deny what I'm telling you is true - even though it is a part of the testimony of my salvation. "That's how I'm beginning all my posts in regular Talkback from now on.
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It really helps with the isolation tactics they use to separate people from their friends and families.
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...just to spite that Ayden. lol
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Feb 03, 2010 3:57:05 PM CST
RE: Princess and the Frog (that's what this is all about. lol)
by anonymoose
"Meanwhile, back at the OT - Now that I know it has those elements in it, I don't want to see it - unless the evil voodoo-invoking character repents and becomes a born-again Christian! That, I would love to watch! But I doubt it ends that way, so I won't see it." - ayden
HE'S THE FUCKING VILLAIN. IT'S A FUCKING DISNEY MOVIE. GODDAMN. -
http://tinyurl.com/yaxfa58
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Some of them probably feel the same way, though. I don't think they're very protective of him.
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...YOUR END IS IN SIGHT.
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But ayden, self-proclaimed satanist and murderer and rapist by conjuration of demons and hauntings is given a free pass and is a longstanding member of good standing at the Cabana
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Feb 03, 2010 4:01:49 PM CST
Oh, fuck. It was bad enough with the vidya gaems, but this...
by anonymoose
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is using logic. There's nothing more frightening to conservoChrist-tards than logic and reason.
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...young Master Unkown still thinks about dick presumably.If only Unkown would repent dick...
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I hate that guy with the intensity of a million burning suns!
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...you can't demonrape a demonraper...OK?
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I get to sit here and chuckle softly to myself.
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I'm crushed
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I really want to play that Watchmen video game. In my head it's gonna be Blue Beetle and the Question, and no one will be able to tell me different.
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...sounds like a soccer stadium chant.They should have waited for the World Cup.
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Feb 03, 2010 4:15:52 PM CST
Meh. I don't let bands selling out bother me anymore.
by colonelfatheart
If their music ends up sucking, then yes, I'll turn up my nose.
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It's on my IPod, courtesy of my roommate Starman! Good song. Too bad the band sold out.
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Feb 03, 2010 4:18:54 PM CST
What's a good pedalback catchphrase I could use in my GRAND EXIT
by anonymoose
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or: "We are Jesus"?
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...uh, sorta...'
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a sniveling, craven, racist punk: http://tinyurl.com/o-queef
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Feb 03, 2010 4:22:49 PM CST
I'm going to post a new thread and announce my true intent.
by anonymoose
Keep the catchphrases coming. I've got to think about what to write.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
CHAMPION OF THE SUN!"
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Feb 03, 2010 4:27:12 PM CST
The site claims to not delete posts, even those of banned users.
by anonymoose
We shall see...
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Feb 03, 2010 4:29:04 PM CST
Also... I've got to figure out if there's a language filter...
by anonymoose
I don't want to have my swears censored. GOD******! ****!
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And Jake said 'Uh, hey. What's up?'
And it was good."
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I just knew that little freak was hiding something. He was way-too cocky, walking around in pimp clothes that even Katt Wiliams wouldn't think were funny.
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He'll lose his virginity in prison to 'moose's Satanist friend.
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Feb 03, 2010 4:50:52 PM CST
Rough draft (still writing at this moment...) Don't worry.
by anonymoose
Hello there, Christbackers. I'm not your everyday Christian. Well, I am a Christian, uh, sorta...
Y'see, I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword. A BIG FUCKING SWORD. Like the one Cloud has in Final Fancyfeast VII.
I'm not gay, but I appreciate the real concern that very few of you had for my character. ONLY ONE OF YOU EXPRESSED EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SYMPATHY. What's wrong with you people? A guy is trying to get some semblance of acceptance and you shake him down with these doubts of his commitment to Yahweh?
The Bible is full of contradictions, due to it being written by imperfect humans, but nearly all of you demand 100% belief in the entirety of it. You shoehorn weak arguments about Lot and how it was the times that made him offer his daughters to get raped. Oh, so the times must also be responsible for the homos with rage trying to get some phallic delight, but you excuse that.
DAYMAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
CHAMPION OF THE SUN! -
Say bitches leave. And respect shall be bestowed upon you and yer fams
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Are we gonna hafta storm the gates?
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Do it to it, 'moose!
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Hello there, Christbackers. I'm not your everyday Christian. Well, I am a Christian, uh, sorta...
Y'see, I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword. A BIG FUCKING SWORD. Like the one Cloud has in Final Fancyfeast VII.
I'm not gay, but I appreciate the real concern that very few of you had for my character. ONLY ONE OF YOU EXPRESSED EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SYMPATHY. What's wrong with you people? A guy is trying to get some semblance of acceptance and you shake him down with these doubts of his commitment to Yahweh?
The Bible is full of contradictions, due to it being written by imperfect humans, but nearly all of you demand 100% belief in the entirety of it. You shoehorn weak arguments about Lot and how it was the times that made him offer his daughters to get raped. Oh, so the times must also be responsible for the homos with rage trying to get some phallic delight, but you excuse that.
Voodoo and Wicca aren't real. LOL! It was so difficult to argue that point without also attacking all of religion, including Christianity. Ayden, I'm sorry you were a Satanic voodoo princess or whatever, but you didn't hurt anyone with your chicken bone dances.
It's good that all of you aren't bowing down to Glenn Beck, who raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, completely. That man is sick. Don't watch.
DAYMAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
CHAMPION OF THE SUN! -
You might wanna clean that part up a bit, 'moose. It's a bit muddy...
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I hope I didn't just get myself banhammered.
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"Oh, so the times must also be responsible for the homos with rage trying to get some phallic delight, but you excuse that." This makes it sound like they're excusing the homos with rage.
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"Ayden, I'm sorry you were a Satanic voodoo princess or whatever, but you didn't hurt anyone with your chicken bone dances."
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Hello there, Christbackers. I'm not your everyday Christian. Well, I am a Christian, uh, sorta...
Y'see, I came not to bring peace, but to bring a sword. A BIG FUCKING SWORD. Like the one Cloud has in Final Fancyfeast VII.
I'm not gay, but I appreciate the real concern that very few of you had for my character. ONLY ONE OF YOU EXPRESSED EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SYMPATHY. The rest just made a little prayer that I would be able to contort my brain into being fake-straight, depriving me of that essential part of life: a partner to love and raise a family with. What's wrong with you people? A guy is trying to get some semblance of acceptance and you shake him down with these doubts of his commitment to Yahweh? Do we need to get into the fact that Jesus said nothing about the homogays when he was alive? I'm not talking about appearing in visions (BS) to so-and-so and condemning gays because those writers felt it would be appropriate.
The Bible is full of contradictions, due to it being written by imperfect humans, but nearly all of you demand 100% belief in the entirety of it. You shoehorn weak arguments about Lot and how it was the times that made him offer his daughters to get raped. Oh, so the times must also be responsible for the homos with rage trying to get some phallic delight, but you don't excuse them from God's wrath. Fucking hypocrites.
You choose to ignore the shaky history of the Bible itself. The many scrolls not included, the changes by the church (virgin birth wasn't added until much later), etc.
Voodoo and Wicca aren't real. LOL! It was so difficult to argue that point without also attacking all of religion, including Christianity. Ayden, I'm sorry you were a Satanic voodoo princess or whatever, but you didn't hurt anyone with your chicken bone dances.
It's good that all of you aren't bowing down to Glenn Beck, who raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, completely. That man is sick. Don't watch.
DAYMAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
CHAMPION OF THE SUN! -
This is truly an epic endeavour.
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I SMELT THE VAGIBREEZE COMING FROM THIS DIRECTION
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Keep hammering away, 'moose. You're doing the Lord's work (heh heh). I'll check in later to see your endgame.
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Hello there, Christbackers. I'm not your everyday Christian. Well, I am a Christian, uh, sorta...
Y'see, I came not to bring peace, but to bring a sword. A BIG FUCKING SWORD. Like the one Cloud has in Final Fancyfeast VII.
I'm not gay, but I appreciate the real concern that very few of you had for my character. ONLY ONE OF YOU EXPRESSED EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SYMPATHY. The rest just made a little prayer that I would be able to contort my brain into being fake-straight, depriving me of that essential part of life: a partner to love and raise a family with. What's wrong with you people? A guy is trying to get some semblance of acceptance and you shake him down with these doubts of his commitment to Yahweh? Do we need to get into the fact that Jesus said nothing about the homogays when he was alive? I'm not talking about appearing in visions (BS) to so-and-so and condemning gays because those writers felt it would be appropriate.
The Bible is full of contradictions, due to it being written by imperfect humans, but nearly all of you demand 100% belief in the entirety of it. You shoehorn weak arguments about Lot and how it was the times that made him offer his daughters to get raped. Oh, so the times must also be responsible for the gays trying to get some phallic delight, but you don't excuse them from God's wrath. Fucking hypocrites.
You choose to ignore the shaky history of the Bible itself. The many scrolls not included, the changes by the church (virgin birth wasn't added until much later), etc.
Voodoo and Wicca aren't real. LOL! It was so difficult to argue that point without also attacking all of religion, including Christianity. Ayden, I'm sorry you were a Satanic voodoo princess or whatever, but you didn't hurt anyone with your chicken bone dances.
It's good that not all of you are bowing down to Glenn Beck, who raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, completely. That man is sick. Don't watch.
Here's something that I regret not getting into with you people. Just because there's no Crocoduck, doesn't mean there is a God. Evolution is a sound theory, with plenty of solid evidence to back it. Creationism is not backed by anything of the sort. Now, I'm not saying there is no God. It's possible, even though evolution could have happened without God. There are many who believe that God used evolution as his tool, which is a perfectly logical belief. Something ever more complex and beautiful than *poof* Adam and *poof* Eve. Creationists are basically calling God dumb, they're not giving Him/Her/It credit for His/Her/Its ingenious design.
All in all, fuck you. Thanks for the lulz.
DAYMAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
CHAMPION OF THE SUN!
Bitches leave. -
I'll try to do it at the same time.
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...you have means for eat me...In a convenient bite size wafer!
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Cooohhhagen give deees peeple accelrahtors!
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Hello there, Christbackers. I'm not your everyday Christian. Well, I am a Christian, uh, sorta...
Y'see, I came not to bring peace, but to bring a sword. A BIG FUCKING SWORD. Like the one Cloud has in Final Fancyfeast VII.
I'm not gay, but I appreciate the real concern that very few of you had for my character. ONLY ONE OF YOU EXPRESSED EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SYMPATHY. The rest just made a little prayer that I would be able to contort my brain into being fake-straight, depriving me of that essential part of life: a partner to love and raise a family with. What's wrong with you people? A guy is trying to get some semblance of acceptance and you shake him down with these doubts of his commitment to Yahweh? Do we need to get into the fact that Jesus said nothing about the homogays when he was alive? I'm not talking about appearing in visions (BS) to so-and-so and condemning gays because those writers felt it would be appropriate.
Furthermore, you'd better not be shaving or you're no better than a practicing homosexual, according to Leviticus. By the way, gay sex was likely included as another thing to not do because it doesn't procreate. Procreation was a priority back then. Not now.
The Bible is full of contradictions, due to it being written by imperfect humans, but nearly all of you demand 100% belief in the entirety of it. You shoehorn weak arguments about Lot and how it was the times that made him offer his daughters to get raped. Oh, so the times must also be responsible for the gays trying to get some phallic delight, but you don't excuse them from God's wrath. Fucking hypocrites.
You choose to ignore the shaky history of the Bible itself. The many scrolls not included, the changes by the church (virgin birth wasn't added until much later), etc.
Voodoo and Wicca aren't real. LOL! It was so difficult to argue that point without also attacking all of religion, including Christianity. Ayden, I'm sorry you were a Satanic voodoo princess or whatever, but you didn't hurt anyone with your chicken bone dances.
It's good that not all of you are bowing down to Glenn Beck, who raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, completely. That man is sick. Don't watch.
Here's something that I regret not getting into with you people. Just because there's no Crocoduck, doesn't mean there is a God. Evolution is a sound theory, with plenty of solid evidence to back it. Creationism is not backed by anything of the sort. Now, I'm not saying there is no God. It's possible, even though evolution could have happened without God. There are many who believe that God used evolution as his tool, which is a perfectly logical belief. Something ever more complex and beautiful than *poof* Adam and *poof* Eve. Creationists are basically calling God dumb, they're not giving Him/Her/It credit for His/Her/Its ingenious design.
All in all, fuck you. Thanks for the lulz.
DAYMAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh hh!
CHAMPION OF THE SUN!
Bitches leave. -
I don't know if it gets any better...
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Cheeses shows up before the hour.
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I truly love the spirit of this rant. Unfortunately, it will last all of 3.4 seconds before the hypocrite motherfuckers blow it off their site... BUT here are my suggestions: 1. Get rid of the Glenn Beck rape-and-murder thing. It's hearsay and weakens your solid stance of righteousness. 2. Kill the swears. The Christian boards will eliminate you automatically, and then NO ONE will see this who actually needs to.
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Keep in mind, the posts will likely be deleted/edited. So you're going to have to be quick, if you want to see the real deal.
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Feb 03, 2010 5:47:56 PM CST
The Glenn Beck thing is a meme. I don't actually believe it.
by anonymoose
It's about his tendency to make outrageous claims about others.
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Start tossin'!
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Feb 03, 2010 5:53:27 PM CST
I get that, 'moose... but it still weakens your position
by scarywaitress
...and it's a cheap shot. He's not worth your time. Beck is such a twatwaffle.
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Tickets went on like a week ago. What the hell?
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http://tinyurl.com/yzu2gv7
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This is going to be FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
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http://tinyurl.com/yffwek8
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http://tinyurl.com/ylfndjd
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Hello there, Christbackers. I'm not your everyday Christian. Well, I am a Christian, uh, sorta...
Y'see, I came not to bring peace, but to bring a sword. A BIG SWORD. Like the one Cloud has in Final Fancyfeast VII.
I'm not gay, but I appreciate the real concern that very few of you had for my character. ONLY ONE OF YOU EXPRESSED EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SYMPATHY. The rest just made a little prayer that I would be able to contort my brain into being fake-straight, depriving me of that essential part of life: a partner to truly love and raise a family with. What's wrong with you people? A guy is trying to get some semblance of acceptance and you shake him down with these doubts of his commitment to Yahweh? Do we need to get into the fact that Jesus said nothing about the homogays when he was alive? I'm not talking about appearing in visions (BS) to so-and-so and condemning gays because those writers felt it would be appropriate.
Furthermore, you'd better not be shaving or you're no better than a practicing homosexual, according to Leviticus. Every time you're putting on that shaving cream, it's like your taking a load to the face. By the way, gay sex was likely included as another thing to not do because it doesn't procreate. Procreation was a priority back then. Not now.
The Bible is full of contradictions, due to it being written by imperfect humans, but nearly all of you demand 100% belief in the entirety of it. You shoehorn weak arguments about Lot and how it was the times that made him offer his daughters to get raped. Oh, so the times must also be responsible for the gays trying to get some phallic delight, but you don't excuse them from God's wrath. Hypocrites.
You choose to ignore the shaky history of the Bible itself. The many scrolls not included, the changes by the church (virgin birth wasn't added until much later), etc.
Voodoo and Wicca aren't real. LOL! It was so difficult to argue that point without also attacking all of religion, including Christianity. Ayden, I'm sorry you were a Satanic voodoo princess or whatever, but you didn't hurt anyone with your chicken bone dances.
It's good that not all of you are bowing down to Glenn Beck, who raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, completely. That man is sick. Don't watch.
Here's something that I regret not getting into with you people. Just because there's no Crocoduck, doesn't mean there is a God. Evolution is a sound theory, with plenty of solid evidence to back it. Creationism is not backed by anything of the sort. Now, I'm not saying there is no God. It's possible, even though evolution could have happened without God. There are many who believe that God used evolution as his tool, which is a perfectly logical belief. Something ever more complex and beautiful than *poof* Adam and *poof* Eve. Creationists are basically calling God dumb, they're not giving Him/Her/It credit for His/Her/Its ingenious design.
All in all, thanks for the lulz.
DAYMAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
CHAMPION OF THE SUN!
Bitches leave. -
Duckie: Read Romans
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Prolly takes them a little longer to read all that. I'll give 'em a sec.
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That was ok moose however i thought it was basically Finger Funhouse VI down to the magical myseterious girl, opening in a slum area, crazy badguy, indusrial badguys, except with shiny cutscenes. oh except its story was a mess.
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Feb 03, 2010 5:59:08 PM CST
I think he means as an example of when Jesus said no to gays.
by anonymoose
But he was dead at that point...
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And I don't use pwn lightly (or ever).
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...testimony. WHATEVS on that. AND, just because it's really unlikely- God or no- DOESN'T disprove evolution happened WITHOUT a God. So WHATEVS there too.
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Every time Ted bus it out I laugh. I keep thinking he invented a new character.
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"God's wrath will fall on anyone who has not been redeemed by the blood of Christ. Specific sins are irrelevent. You could be a practicing gay, or steal a candy bar. All are separated from God except through Christ's grace. Really, read some basic Christian theology before you presume to educate us." Translation: there is no argument, because there is no reason. Which is why faith is a trap, IMHO.
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Specifically the Season 3 episode "Sweet Dee Is Dating a Retarded Person". That scene is so perfectly timed and acted, I've put it on A-B repeat and studied it for 30 minutes at a time. But that's just me.
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I do that. No one pwns a Pedalbacker®.
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A several registered users are shown browsing the posts, but they haven't replied yet.
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'What makes you a *sorta* Christian?' hehehe-snicker...snicker
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Just wondering. I'd understand if you felt like sitting back and watching it all happen.
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...imagine if you could leave private messages in talkback the way you can in Christback...I'm having a hard time imagining it...I think I'd like to see that for one day. But probably just one.
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Nice one, bruthah.
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Feb 03, 2010 6:23:33 PM CST
Yeah, I'm just going to sit back and watch the shitstorm unfold.
by anonymoose
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...you could have had some fun in the "for men only", and "for singles only" threads...
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I'll pick the best response.
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There'd be so many private flames wars going on at once that the internet would kill itself just for a little peace & quiet.
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If you ever get your Blue Beetle suit, I will get this and wear it.
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Off to the gender segregated boards...
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http://tinyurl.com/ylz3c6c
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Aww... Nothing.
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I'm gonna hold you to it. That was fucking awesome, by the way.
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'Lop is here (Yea!), so his shadow will show up within three minutes.
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I might even wear that if you don't get your costume.
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http://tinyurl.com/yffwek8
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was going to take me to a photo of 'Lop dressed in Booster Gold's spandex.
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I think you'd have to be pretty short to pull off a realistic Zola suit. Did I just apply realism to a dude with a face on his chest and a circa 1965 Kodak for a head? Yes I did.
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PRAYED for, tonight!
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But in a totally appropriate way.
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Feb 03, 2010 6:47:14 PM CST
...Zola costume...is that anything like a Toulouse-Lautrec...
by flickapoo
...costume?
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like "God bless mommy and daddy and my dolly Vanilla Pickswhich Wetsherself." These are going to be vindictive, resentful, face-scrunched, burn-in-hell-sinner, with-all-my-mights. Old testament prayers. Angry prayers. The prayers of middle-aged virgins.
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...I was drawing a complete blank.
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MOD: This is SO inappropriate for this board.
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Scroll down a bit and you get the whole story.
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See what I did there?
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http://tinyurl.com/yzu2gv7
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SixAngelBag wouldve been at yer side had it not been for my circumsided Hebrew national.I wouldve wrecked shop old testament style. First I throw a little Abe at them and then slide them a little Solomon and finish up with Moses and a side of golem
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...with automatic little P.S. quotes after every post and the ability to leave private messages for people......madness.
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Arnim Zola with a fireplace sometime.
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Best that I ever had.
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That is an Amalgam universe I would want to read.
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Nothing new, but still...
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Money can't buy me bugs
Can't buy me BBBBBUUUUUUUGGGGGSSSSS! -
... 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Ezekiel 23:19-21
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And I laughed. I was trying to think of something as clever but I couldn't. Damn.
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Flick never gets our comic book references, either.Emile Zola was a French journalist and novelist who became a famous roustabout when he wrote "J'Accuse" in defense of some military man who was unfairly convicted of treason. Emile Zola died from asphyxiation due to a damaged fireplace.
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Cormac Mac Arthy, but I don't think enough people are that familiar with Robert Howard's character Cormac Mac Art.
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Thanks for the clarification, pally.
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...in amazement.
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But the posts are still up for you to peruse.
http://tinyurl.com/ylfndjd
http://tinyurl.com/yffwek8
http://tinyurl.com/yzu2gv7
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I must have been one of the 37 people who actually paid to see it back then. Amazing that it has achieved the near cult status in geek land that it has. It was far ahead of its time and still looks amazing. Makes me wonder if Speed Racer will have a similar fate 25 years or so from now? I'll be too damn old to care by then though.
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Steve Gerber missed the boat on that one, methinks.
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...he will be missed.Mostly by the middle aged CabanaMen convinced they could get an email address out of that confused young man.
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Just for the record, I've moved on to Pedalbackers. It isn't making a Natalie Portmanteau with their names either.
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That one works too.
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But that's been done.
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But is that funnier than just plain anonymoose? I don't think so...
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Mr.Fantastic, you've never seen me very upset!
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I guess I should read the posts in a thread before busting in and posting.
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End of Line....
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Ah, grunge.
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Long time CoCer.
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Shakespearean.
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Ok, slight different pronunciation.
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Really, really stretching it.
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Wish I thought of that...
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Good seeing you.
Now, I must get caught up here. I've spent all day doing this. Later. -
Masked and Anonymoose...
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Or Flickawinniepooh
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Been a while Flicka. Conti, I will not get Changian in here since it has been pedalbacked and God only knows what could happen if those streams are crossed, however quick question: Floyd still has not signed, is he ducking or just trying to draw it out?
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God bless you indeed. Truly a masterwork. I applaud you.
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Whoever cracks it gets to hold the trophy today.
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Been a helluva long time. Good on ya.
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I misquoted Moby Dickhead.
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I think we have a winnah!!!
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For all you Residents fans.
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...Beefeater gin.I have no idea why.
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Ok, I went back comic books for a second.
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I think Colon-El was already yours, technically.
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But the rumors of me secretly be the Bi-Curious Beast are completely wrong.
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Is it the same thing as B'wana Beast?
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Kind of the Two-Face of the Hulk's Rogue's gallery.
Of course, being the Hulk the Bi-Beast actually had two faces, on top of the other.
For a corny foe he was involved in some good stories, like the one involving the Harpy. -
A robot with two faces on its head, one on top of the other. And they bicker with each other. God love Marvel Comics.
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That's exactly why Flick laughs at us!
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Bi-Curious Beast is a great comic book character. Monster with two heads who bickers amongst himself. Lets see Cameron pull that off his amazing new technology.
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Now I DO wanna see that in a Hulk movie. The Leader could build him to confuse the Hulk as they battle.
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I'll type @ y'all later.
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Did you see that the Harpy resurfaced recently? Only this time it was Rick Jones significant other, Marlo Chandler, who'd been mutated (by the Leader, of course).
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Should have the Leader do Gamma Town, and make Harpy, Doc Samson and Half-Life in the accident.
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Is it a good story or not?
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All those characters...one origin. Beautiful. Yeah, Incredible Hulk sets up the Leader, so it's entirely possible. They also introduced Samson as a colleague/love interest for Betty, but a lot of his scenes were cut. Which is a shame, because he's quite capably played by Ty Burrell (the asshole from the Dawn of the Dead remake)
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Be a result of the Gamma Bomb.
One thing Roger Stern or Bill Mantlo had in the comic book (which I don't think they have brought up in the movies) is that the Gamma Rays react to your subconscious. It makes who you think you really are. So someone with pent up anger issues like Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk, a dumb janitor who desires to be smart becomes the Leader, and a woman who always sees herself as a harpy becomes one like Betty did. It kind of unlocks your secret you.
You could always do a version of the bi-best where a guy with multiple personalities gets altered, turning him into a two personality person. Just saying....
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Right now it's all about Bruce teaching his Hulky kid how to out-Hulk the Hulk, so when the Hulk reappears (the Red Hulk stripped Bruce of his gamma), the Hulk-child can kill him, thereby fulfilling the wishes of both father and son. It's certainly better than Jeph Loeb's bullshit on the other Hulk title.
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...sadly I missed the window as a kid and now it's far too late to catch up.I'll have to settle for classic 60s - 80s Japanese cartoons.
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What an underrated writer. I don't think Peter David's run would've been half as good without Mantlo's building blocks/foundation.
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Who hated Loeb's The Long Halloween and Dark Victory, and I really hated the Hush storyline.
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The less of a fan of Peter David's Hulk I become. I think the first part, when the Grey Hulk first reappears up to Gamma town is awesome, but once he goes to Vegas as a leg breaker, it kind of become the Rambo of comic books to me: an over muscle bound tough guy to over compensate for the fans.
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Flick, Ted, everyone else. Stay frosty.
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But I get to go see 'Black Caesar' in the theater tonight! Beetle HO!
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Be careful tedders and enjoy the show
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Fred Williamson is pretty good in it, it has a plot (a rarity in blaxploitation), awesome James Brown soundtrack and an awesome ending (if I remember right).
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http://tinyurl.com/yz3ukxy
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Nice new digs...
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You have to bring a BIG LEBOWSKI or FISHER KING quote.
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...an exciting future awaits. -Stephen Colbert, Feb. 3, 2010, explaining that in this economy, there are still plenty of jobs caring for the elderly and serving food to the poor
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Feb 03, 2010 10:42:34 PM CST
Sorry, had to post it. I literally peed myself laughing.
by scarywaitress
On that note, 'nite all!
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Fridays is the best day for me, AICN-wise... so if you could all be on, with a little extra piss and vinegar... maybe a little buzz on, even... that would be greeeeaaaat. (Please say that last part like Lumberg from Office Space, please.) Anyway, expect to see you all bright and early for a full day, bitches.
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I had to watch today's festivities but couldn't post. HEY VERIZON. iPHONE KICKS YOUR DROID'S ASS.
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That Christianback exit was EPIC!!! What a way to go out, fireing on all pistons...They must have closed all the threads because I can't access them now...And, hey...You do not to expect rational conversation from me after my 12th beer...Re-reading tonight, I realized we are arguing the same point on Science/Religion...my problem is the people involved who manipulate and fake science to gain tenure etc...But we disagree vis-a-vi the Moon landings...
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What's happenin'?
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Some drunk got all anti-science in The Wiseauback. For once, it wasn't me.I finally realized you're actually serious about all that moon landing stuff.We came in here, spouting BIG LEBOWSKI quotes.'moose, as you saw, made his big stand against The Unchristian Christians. He thought he got banned there. Then he didn't. Now, who knows?An old friend stopped by to say "hello" to 'Lop who got us all started on mash-ups of Pedalback handles and titles of books, movies, things.(I don't think anyone came up with one for you, but there's no improving on Cheez-Its of Nazareth, imho.)Teddy typed some stuff about Hulk.ScaryWaitress wants to spend the day with The Pedalback on Friday.You're pretty much up-to-speed.How was work?
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Obviously, it's a B-grade zombie flick that doesn't have a chance of being any good, but I was thinking about the premise. What about non-zombie Red State Teabaggers going around murdering clinic doctors and "elitists," narrated by some Glenn Beck-type TV talking head. Played straight. Well, straight-ish. There you go, Romero. I just updated your tired shit for you. You have my blessings.
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Woking 6 days this week..Next week, I have like 4 days off...getting my holidays from New Year and my day off from this week...
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Stir-fry up some shrimp and pea pods. Yum, right?
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You get a job at Bennihana's...
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"Woking 6 days this week.."
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I must have been Blinded by Science...in Thomas Dolby surroundsound....
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Jebus, this is good weed...
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Feb 03, 2010 11:31:05 PM CST
Well, we'll have direct evidence of the power of prayer
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if 'moose wakes up tomorrow all converted with angel wings, because there are a bunch of rabid Christers† praying for his soul tonight.
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Can't stay up and protect you from your own weirdness tonight. I was up too early this morning. Type @ ya later.
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Ibid® on what I posted to 'moose...The facts of Science are indeed indisputable and our understanding of it only grows if we decide to research and study it...The Religion of Science is in the people who fear what that indisputable knowledge will do to the status quo...In Quantum Physics that is VERY important, because with the Higg-Boggs (sp)particles that theoretically give all matter it's mass, observation and interpretation play a major role in structuring and creating the world we all agree to experience together...
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sober. I interpreted what you were typing last night as the exact opposite.
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Feb 03, 2010 11:52:03 PM CST
I was arguing 'Science' without making the distinction...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Although I threw in the Sanheedran and shit, and Moose specifically called me on the people/perspective point. He was exactly right...But science cannot explain the soul....or who is looking at that dog peeing on a fire hydrant that I "see" when I close my eyes...Who's seeing that?Are we Physical beings who sometimes experience spiritual epithanies, or, are we spiritual beings enjoying a physical experience?Objectionable science still cannot explain the soul...Yet.
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We can break free from the Jesus Industrial Complex's monopoly on everlasting life, AND the terrorist religions that believe in reincarnation...
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That one's mine...It drains a MASSIVE amount of innocent blood daily from every nation on Earth to keep Jesus alive in his Resurected Zombie body...The more people that die, the more blood that is spilled, the stronger Jesus gets..."I come not in peace, but with a mother-fuckin' sword, bitches...."""FEED ME!!!!"""
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Extra #1: (can be in any ethnic slang)Yeah, but what have ya done for me lately?Extra #2: If God is all knowing and omnipotent and shit, then all of this is his little mind fuck to us, right? I mean, how can pure energy...light...have a son? Talk about dumbing it down for the audience...Jesus: Look, I don't have to take this shit from you...Extra #1:Why? Because you think you're the only mother fucker who ever conquered death? Mithra...??? Did it... Osiris..??? Did it...Jesus: Fuck you guys...I'm draining some sweet Muslim blood, and, I am already gorged with Africa in the last 30 years...But, strangely, I would still drain me some Koreans and still probablly be hungry...Extra #'s 1 and 2:(Silent dead pan stares)
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equivilent of a spiritual Al Quida...Every physical temptation physical beings experience is God's little fuck up...that is, if God makes mistakes he thinks he needs to correct by sacrificing his (supposedly) first born...So, When shit goes bad, or people want to cut loose and enjoy the physicallity® of their existance, its ALWAYS, ALWAYS Satan's fault...
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He's like the Prosecuter General who goes in front of God, in front of all his 'sons'...And his proposal to God was...This Guy, Job? The one you bless soooo heavily...I can make him curse your name...I can make him HATE you!!!Prosecurial laws are extrememly lenient when it comes to Satan. He's even allowed to initiate false accusations, torture and murder of all of Job's family and friends...Just to get Job to turn away from and curse his favorite Deity.. Guilty until proven innocent is how God rolls... Watch your back, out there...
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Appliances have to stay plugged in, or use foriegn, intrusive phallic batteries to function properly...I'm not comfortable with either of those options...
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Stranger than fiction©...
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Feb 04, 2010 1:44:35 AM CST
Satan, in fact, by default runs the Jesus Industrial Complex...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Yeah, I said it...
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"Controlled change is power..." - Somebody smart....(probably a mover or a shaker...or, maybe some combination of the two...)
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Which BTW, Nytol is a Satanic spell/curse word, which if read "in passing" 3 days in a row will render the reader malleable and self introspective...And, by that, I mean I hereby place a certified VooDoo® hex on each and every pedalbacker who took or will take the time to read my transmormative ramblings above... with extra chicken bones...The only way you can break my black magic magus curse is to register your informed opinion on today's Jesus Industrial Complex and it's complex place in the world...All calls will be monitored and/or recorded for training purposes...
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Nothing past this point is intended to be mistaken for reality. Just thought I would make it official...
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You wish...
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Sweet dreams, 'lil pedalbackers...
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AND SOME PEOPLE WERE HATING ON IT. BUT IT MADE LOTS OF MONEY. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY. THANK YOU AVATAR FOR MAKING ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY SAD PATHETIC LIFE NOW I CAN REFERENCE AVATAR BOX OFFICE RECORDS TO THE HATERS LIKE MYSELF,. AVATARD SUCKED.
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Count Chocula: What did you make the first guy out of?Christian God:Nothing, I just made him from scratchCount Chocula:Then why did you need the first guy's rib to make a mate for him?Christian God: Because I...you just...forget it, you wouldn't understand...Count Chocula:So that first guy has one less rib now?Christian God:No...no...I gave him a replacement ribCount Chocula:what did you make that out of?Christian God: I just made it.Count Chocula:so just so we're on the same page here....you can just will a guy into existence...and will replacement parts up for him...but for some inexplicable reason you have to remove the first guys rib and use it to make a 2nd person? Then give the first guy a new rib? That's your preferred method of creating a second person, when it seems you are fully capable of simply willing a 2nd person into existence, the same way you did the first?Christian God:yupCount Chocula:wtf is wrong with you?
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Feb 04, 2010 4:09:25 AM CST
Christian God: It's not my fault, I was imagined up by retarded
by smackfu
Count Chocula: Ah.
Christian God: And you?
Count Chocula: same monkeys, a few thousand years later. I was made up to sell breakfast cereal.Christian God: Ah, I was made up to scare people into being good.Count Chocula:in all honesty though, the cereal is pretty fucking delicious. The milk turns all chocolaty, it's awesome.Christian God: Sounds good.Count Chocula: We should hang out sometime -
...SHOW, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzf8q9QHfhI
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...another one for the permanent file.
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http://tinyurl.com/ykcf6ah
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...about the young couple who work different shifts at a factory and hardly ever get to see each other......when one gets home the other is already gone, but the bed is still warm and holds the lingering, comforting scent of the absent beloved...Pretty much the exact same thing.May the Jesus Industrial Complex ® bless you Cheeses.
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from behind the tree will haunt me for years.
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...are scary in THE SHINING.
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Morning almost the weekend
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Later, chaps.
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HEY RAY! YOUR RENT'S DUE MUTHAFUCKA! DON'T BE PULLING THAT FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS SHIT! NOW, YOU CONSCIOUS!
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before it places a call, it gouges yer eyes out and demands...I WANT MORE LIFE, FUCKER
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we gotta clean up...theres a christian musk in here thats just rancid...i'll vacuum and febreeze the shit outta here..
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i dressed up like that bear from the shining and my wife was shelly duvall...she had no idea what she was getting into..having not seen the film...id probably be single if she did know..
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Why Don't They Do What They Say, Say What They Mean - One Node Leads To Another. You Told Me Something Wrong, I Know I Listen Too Long, But Then, One Node Leads To Another, Node: February 4th, 2010...In The Wiseauback, Node #43784, 'dave and I tell Cheeses he's wack...Sixies lists The 20 Best Simpson's Musical Moments ©Pitchfork.com... ☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™ declares COLD SOULS a trippy black comedy that falls a little short near the end - ★★★ ½...Flick suggests we relocate to TheJeffBridgesTRONback, since we all loved on the actor during our Oscar Nominations coverage...Stabby and Col. play Pile-On, RE: Science and Religion...The first Random Landis Quote of The Day® is from Teddyknowswhere...AMERICAN PSYCHO: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL...The Planet of The Apes imitates The Simpsons (http://tinyurl.com/35garo)...The Col. makes the move to Node #43854, which 'dave and Flick had claimed earlier, @ 1:06:39 P.M....We attack en masse with Engrish and BIG LEBOWSKI quotes...'moose types something about T2ON: LEGACY and a flying high-kick to the genitals, officializing us..."Bitches leave." Sixies announces the arrival of The Pedalback @ 1:37:32, post-count 46,381...More Cat-and-'moose with The Manna Cabana†...Everything's more fun when sucked through a bendy straw...Teddy's a rugged individualist, so he quotes from THE STUFF...Stabby explains himself RE: his engorgement for The Snookiback...kevinwillis.net takes umbrage at my calling STARMAN crap...Sixies informs me that a solo Jonas Brother's band is made up of former members of Prince's New Power Generation. Yeah, Li'l Solo Jonas, I don't think that's gonna help...Teddy drops the 2nd Random Landis Quote of The Day®, and, of course, I guess wrong, so Sixies rubs my nose in it...I suggest we pull 'moose out of his Manna Mission† because I feel he might have fallen in too deep, but, instead, we all join him, making suggestions so he can draw the ire of MannaMod, SO Representing God†. Meanwhile, 'moose has made a very close friend with issues of his own...A closeted, Jesus-loving HGTV personality once flirted with our Flicka. It was that muscley Man Cave™ dude, wasn't it? Heck, I'd experiment with that dude, if he built me a deck...The jam-trolling of The Manna Cabana† continues. Sixies puts on fake wings and tries to sneak in as SixAngelBag but gets cock-blocked at the Cabana gates†...Scorps drops the last LEBOWSKI quote @ 3:24:54...DC Comics plans to prequelize and sequelize Alan Moore's WATCHMEN, which probably sounds like a super idea to everybody outside The Pedalback where such things will never be tolerated...Arcade Fire sells out...DAYMAN! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhh!
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN!...'moose begins to draft his Mannafesto† and plot his exit strategy...ScaryWaitress is watching from afar...unkownmoose may be B&!...'Lop shares a photo of some geek in an Arnim Zola costume, and Flick gets his Zolas confused, touching off a round of mash-ups, including combinations of Pedalback handles with titles, books, movies and characters...I make a reference Teddy doesn't get. So now he knows how that feels...GRIN...Not only is 'moose Manna Cabanned†, but he forced The Manna Hand† to back-pedal on its policy of not striking posts from the record. 'moose, The Evangelical of Pedaling Back†...An old friend barges in and says hello...'Lop earns the trophy by mashing Stabby and MOBY DICK to get "I Stabby at Thee!" said Ahab. ColonelFatheartHuckabee's is awfully good, too, as is Winnie The Flickapoo...'Lop and Teddy talk Hulk comics and The Bi-Beast, which is a monster with two heads, not what you were thinking it was...A Symphony of Science™ (http://tinyurl.com/yz3ukxy)...ScaryWaitress laughs at Stephen Colbert and the smell of old people, sets a date, and hates on Verizon's Droid®...Cheeses explains that he was misunderstood and elucidates his vis-a-visses and his ibids RE: Science and Religion...And then it gets real good, but you'll have to wait for tomorrow's Subbary® if you're too lazy to scroll up...Red skies at night, red skies at night
Wo oh, wo oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. -
I’ve heard this one rumbling for a while now. First there was the story that DC Comics Publisher and President Paul Levitz had personally prevented any Watchmen 2 projects, because, despite their differences, he believed that as this would be against Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ wishes, it would cause bery bad feeling in the creative community and would be a creatively bankrupt move.
Moore fell out massively with DC Comics, and Paul Levitz specifically, not only choosing not to work with them any further, but scuppering spinoff projects, removing his name from any movie credits and any money due to him from said movies, and taking his one final project The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, from Wildstorm, a publisher DC had purchased.
But in the wake of the movie, Watchmen the comic became DC’s best selling publication of all time. One might say partly because it had remained undiluted after all this time.
But there were moves. A Wizard splash showing DC’s Countdown multiverse had Rorschach as one of the combatants and it was rumoured one of the universes in the DC 52 Multiverse was intended to be the Watchmen world. Instead, Earth 4 became a world inspired by elements of Watchmen and the Charlton Heroes universe but with other aspects such as the laws of physics being altered.
But the news broke that Paul Levitz was stepping down from DC Comics as both President and Publisher, I wondered what that meant for the possibility of a Watchmen sequel. Certainly in a hundred years, you couldn’t expect there not to be one.
Well, it seems to be happening a lot sooner than I thought. I understand now that this considered a pet project of Dan DiDio, SVP-Executive Editor. That he is determined to impress new bosses by building on DC’s biggest selling comic book of all time with multiple prequel comic miniseries and spinoff ongoing projects.
I understand that both Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons have to be offered first refusal before any of these titles could be published. But if they don’t want to work on them themselves (and Alan Moore is never going to agree), DiDio has been sounding out people who might be willing to take on the task.
While some creators are reticent, the argument goes if there are a number of Watchmen spinoff projects, any blame or shame can be spread on many shoulders. The sales are expected to be massive, whatever the hardcore fanboy reaction and such expected sales benefits will be shared amongst the creative teams.
In contrast, not only would Levitz not allow any new Watchmen stories but even the video game was restricted to material in the graphic novel and film, nothing brand new was allowed to be invented. Despite differences with Moore, Levitz has held fast to the committment that the comic is the comic is the comic.
It seems that this may now change.
At this stage, having disowned himself of much of it, Alan Moore is likely not to care. Though we might get an eviscerating blast at some point if this all comes to pass.
Both Jim Baikie, Rich Veitch and Gene Ha/Zander Cannon are artists who have taken on writing chores on books previously written by Alan Moore, to continue the storyline. The most creatively-acceptable solution would be Dave Gibbons writing and drawing new Watchmen titles. But DiDio’s plans seem much larger than just one book.
And of course, in those initial movie contracts with Fox, there was a clause that included sequels to a Watchmen movie.
When asked, Dave Gibbons only replied “Hurm…”
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Do The Fiscal Conservative Lovers realize they just voluntarily compared themselves to sheep?Taxpayer's Protection Pledge®, now in New So-Cal Beaches Scent.
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to transpose MarvelMan and The Sentry, with claims that MarvelMan was the fantasy and The Void was the reality?I apologize if I got any of my MarvelMan / Miracleman references mixed up. I never read the thing, and I'm just commenting on Local Comic Shop Scuttlebut®.See, thing is, when the current group of pop culture careerists became artistically bankrupt and began cannibalizing successful art from the past, they were not demonized. They were handsomely rewarded. The geeks, who bitch and moan-in-name-only about lack of originality line up to put their 3D goggles for the re-envisionings. The snake, at that point, is licking its own genitals, horny for tail. So, of course, there will be WATCHMEN spin-offs. And, the geeks will rend and gnash their teeth, all along the way to their Local Comic Shop to buy a copy, perpetuating the cycle. Dan DiDio will buy another house and die thinking he's the smartest merfer in the world next to James Cameron, another geek-lauded half-wit who hasn't had an original idea in 14 years.Of course, Alan Moore will snarl, and, God Bless him, some will even feel sorry for him, forgetting, utterly, that WATCHMEN was a cobblizing of previous ideas in the first place.I'm the only one with really clean hands among the whole lot of you! HA!
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Feb 04, 2010 9:47:36 AM CST
..."The snake, at that point, is licking its own genitals...
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Hiya Sixies!
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Type @ yas later.
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...too bad the Rachel Maddow Show doesn't do in depth comic book coverage...
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thats not me im just the messenger
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they are giving 110% to Haiti relief funds...i knew they were cool..
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comes from the mouth of the great Frankie Faison in COMING TO AMERICA, right?
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The candidate behind the ad, Carly Fiorina, made her name by nearly destroying Hewlett-Packard as CEO and then serving as an "adviser" on the shambling hulk of outrage and paranoia that was the McCain campaign. Fiorina's campaign for U.S. Senate is currently setting the standard in political ineptitude, however, starting with the ill-begotten tagline "Carlyfornia" and culminating, for the time being, in that absurdist paen to demonic furries, fiscal purity pledges and and nightmarish religious symbolism. That ad should be studied in semiotics courses for years.
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Instead, I chose unwisely to watch Mike Judge's pedestrian feature-length sitcom, Extract. And unlike Harry, I was able to extract very few laughs from it. You know when Ben Affleck is the funniest thing in your movie that you're in serious trouble. Mike Judge has been unable to recapture the magic of Office Space with his feature efforts and each one has declined in level of humor. Also, Judge's 2 Dimensional stereotypes may work well for his cartoons, but they are not as effective when performed by actors in live action films. Gotta say that this one wasn't even worth a rental. Skip it. Wish I had. I much more would have preferred to enjoy them much more enjoyable Moose's Last Stand in the Manna Cabana.
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in studio comedies.
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http://tinyurl.com/yhq289a
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http://tinyurl.com/ygh26m9 "NEVER FORGET"
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I like the dude, but I'm sick of his flat out lies. He calls the interviewer and @$$hole and then says that it wasn't directed at the guy, but at his publicist off camera. It's just and insult to our intelligence if he really expects us to believe this ridiculous lie. He has also lied saying that he never made anti-semitic remarks. He's never come clean about that and therefore it is still a legitimate question for a reporter to ask him.
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it would make me like him more. Who hasn't wanted to do something like that after a job interview or a brief chat with someone at a party or a bar?
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Obama called out kanye and then people were upset with him...Obama has a right to call people assholes as does mel
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Feb 04, 2010 11:27:54 AM CST
...I don't know, I like my Gibson with two spoons of crazy...
by flickapoo
...so now we basically know that LETHAL WEAPON wasn't acting...he really is that funny, insane, self destructive guy.I like watching that guy...I wouldn't want him to be my surgeon, or my kid's school teacher...but I don't mind him acting in and directing my movies.
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I like Gibson's work. I even have an appreciation for THE PASSION, but I wish he'd just embrace the crazy. I am a huge Klaus Kinski fan. The man was a maniac on and off the set, but he embraced it, 'moose love him.
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...I'm sorry to hear that Stabby.What did you think of IDIOCRACY? I think it's one of those movies that's much better in retrospect. At the time I thought it had its moments...amusing, but ultimately disappointing.I just saw it the once, but as time goes by I keep seeing things in the real world that make me chuckle at IDIOCRACY retroactively...
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I can forgive its perfunctory plot since it's just a vehicle for some of the best jokes and sharpest insights in Judge's career.
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...of the crazy embrace we hope for.In my head Mel Gibson is always blowing smoke out his flared nostrils and saying..."hate him back. Works for me."
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I had the same original feelings for Idiocracy as you did. I thought the idea was great, but it just didn't bring the funny. Especially, since I was going into it, perhaps unfairly, with expectations of another Office Space. But, I had no such expectations with Extract and it was even less humorous than Idiocracy. I just hope Judge doesn't pull a Kevin Smith and come out with an Office Space 2 in a few years, especially since The Office, both British and American versions, stole the original's mojo and kind of squeezed all the potential humor out of the premise.
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...bugs me. The crazy has always been his finest quality...I'm just glad he only talks crazy and isn't trashing hotel rooms and setting interviewers on fire.It would be like complaining that Sid Vicious drank too much and puked on your rug...that's his JOB, man.
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A mostly faithful adaptation of MOBY-DICK with the right director (fuck it, Werner Herzog), starring Mel as Ahab, would be a classic. Or I'd hope it would be.
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the kind that springs from being aggrieved, astonished and horrified by the indifference of the cosmos, it would be Mel.
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for his portrayal of Ahab would kick all kinds of ass.
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2009.Written and directed by Ti West.Within minutes, this movie has established itself as a throwback to the Stupid-Teen-In-A-Scary-Situation shockers of the late 70s and early 80s. Only the wrinkles in Dee (ET) Wallace's cameoing face suggest thirty years might have past. The first two acts are leisurely-paced, depending on setting, atmosphere, screeching, atonal violins, and the born-creepy character actors Tom Noonan and Mary Woronov for a few chills. Despite the meager ambitions, it's suitably effective, leading up to an implausible, adrenalized, blood-drenched climax that is no less fun for its cheap-thrill predictability. ★★★☆☆
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the classic Tom and Jerry spoof of Moby Dick from the 60s, except live action.
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Feb 04, 2010 12:03:46 PM CST
...now that I think about it, if a person is going to be...
by flickapoo
...a Christian for real...they really SHOULD be like Mel Gibson.I grew up Evangelical, and I never thought Christianity lent itself very well to pious contemplation. If you're really going to believe Christianity through and through...then when your ideology collides with the anvil of cold hard reality...BANG!
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Jesus Christ.
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...thinking about it.
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"crazy" on-screen can be zippy fun but "crazy" off-screen is just kind of annoying. When Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise or Pick-A-Jackwit are selling their movies, a certain modicum of professionalism (no pun, intended) isn't too much to ask for. I don't care what kind of person Mel Gibson really is - he has my permission to be a salivating cunt, for that matter, as long as he's not causing physical harm to anyone - but let's not deny an asshole is an asshole just because we like his movies. And, when an asshole is caught, if the asshole tries to hide behind "that was then, I guess you're trying to trip me up, ain'tcha" bullsh!®, asshole ought to get called out for it.My two cents. Admire me! I'm not admirable! Hate on George Clooney for liberal activism! Don't hate on Mel 'cause he's macho!It's hard to pick a side of this particular fence and stomp on the green grass there.
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Feb 04, 2010 12:22:23 PM CST
...I should add that if anyone has specific or personal...
by flickapoo
...reasons to be pissed at Mel Gibson, especially after his Jewish comments, they are perfectly justified in hating him...I just think you would be wise to take his comments with a grain of salt. The man is crazy...and in that case, drunkencrazy.
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I had a Chevy-In-Name-Only Toyota Nova for 20 years, and, every once in awhile, I had to double-pump the accelerator. I never came close to running over a pedestrian. It's called pay attention when you're driving, stupid.This recall thing is being over-hyped in order to try and promote some sales for U.S. automakers. Let's compare Toyota's re-call record to, um, Ford's.
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Today, Subtitles_Off will be playing the role of Prick a Pin Into Every Assumption Guy.I'm sorry. I'll try to stop.
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The one with the guy and his family with the pedal stuck driving into cross traffic and dying in an accident.
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You can excuse your bad behavior on alcohol, but you can't deny that's the person you really are when you're on an angry drinking binge. Alcohol lowers the inhibitions.I'm supposed to learn from my mistakes and change, not hire a PR guy to be my scapegoat for next time.Again, I don't really care. I'm just saying.
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Feb 04, 2010 12:33:26 PM CST
Dicky Moe (Just watch the first minute you will get the point)
by stabby
http://tinyurl.com/ydnf3rn
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It's really raining down on Toyota now, that's all. Lots of bad news in a short amount of time is doing serious damage to its brand, which of course sucks for all the workers at U.S. Toyota plants.
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I didn't mean to say Toyota shouldn't be responsible for fixing an issue. I also know, however, that I've been hit, totaled and injured by a driver who accelerated into my rear end instead of braking. I don't think the manufacturer of her car was totally responsible.
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is the same guy who was the campaign member that John Edwards said was the father of his mistress' child.
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...true story...sigh.
...one time while slightly drunk I tried to explain...
by FlickaPoo Jan 29th, 2010
11:04:14 AM
...to my mother in-law that she had cool almond shaped exotic eyes...much like the eyes of fetal alcohol syndrome babies...because she's from Hungary...and Hungary was invaded by the Mongols...and Mongols had almond shaped eyes...and kids with Down's Syndrome have almond shaped eyes...and that caused people to foolishly and incorrectly call people with Down's Syndrome "Mongoloids"...and babies with fetal alcohol syndrome have almond shaped eyes very similar to those with Down's Syndrome...but almond shaped eyes are beautiful and I think they're great.
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Whattya think? Ot maybe something like DickyMoe'sBloodyDick.
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Obviously you were commenting on the beauty, in your opinion, of the almond shape.It's not like you typed a wish that all pregnant mothers drank because you liked the way prematurely-born babies with birth-defects curled up all shrimp-like in their incubators.
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where a character is explaining to his young son how to pick a wife by the shape of her eyes, but I forget the exact dialogue.
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DickyMoe'sBloodyDick Stabby's at thee.
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The Gymnastic equivalent of Bring It, except with awesome washed up mentor and gymnastic instructor extraordinaire Jeff Bridges.
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Did you see CNN jump on the President or whatever of Toyota when they found out he's driven around in an Audi? HA!
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http://tinyurl.com/yc5xt2o
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Jeff Bridges is awesome in everything.
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...scenarios where every word coming out of my mouth made perfect sense to me...but not a lick of sense to anyone else in the room.Actually, I'm sure my wife understood what I was trying to say...but let me twist in the cold wind of the steppe because she couldn't believe I'd be so stupid as to get mired in that particular land war in Mongolia.
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But that is funny.
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Just sayin'
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to splooge ketchup all over my lap. The really cool thing is that the new "packets" will hold more. That was always my big complaint. Three or four packets per order of fries seemed wasteful to me.
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i commend you on your reserve.
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Because that limp Bay3Dback posed no threat yesterday when it was brand new.
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On second thought Lostback is gonna probably stay around the top for a few more days.
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he's not trying to prove how tough he is. Nobody's stopping him from hanging out here. It's just that he's bound to attract his groupies, and even he doesn't want to see that happen. And Drippy's harmless.I just can't believe, as hard as I've tried, I'm still up to four nemesi now. Thanks for keeping me honest, Stabby.
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And it doesn't help that many don't actually take the time to read and interpret before responding to a post. Not too mention our on-going struggles with type-written sarcasm.Heck, I jumped on Smooches yesterday morning when he was clumsily trying to make a point that, had I understood, I'd've had no issue with.
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Jebus®!
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"fucking retarded" remark. How can anyone interpret that as anything other than opportunistic?
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has made AOL.com.http://tinyurl.com/yzwrpdl
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http://tinyurl.com/yggbb5d
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"Stairway To Heaven.""Yeah, uh, uh, yeah, there's this lay-eee-dy who knows, um, yah, all dat glittah's gold, yeah, um, um"
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Aren't you supposed to wait until AFTER The Super Bowl to celebrate The Super Bowl, Reggie?
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http://tinyurl.com/qn9lu9
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She whips that kid around like he's some kind of prop, which he is, sadly. Supposedly she even referred to poor li'l Trig, whether he's her kid or not, as her "retarded baby," according to Levi Johnston. And now that sack of shit Limbaugh is seconding Rahm calling liberals retarded. Will Palin call for ol' Rusty Trombone to be fired? Fuck that bitch.
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tomorrow.
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...may have had something to do with Palin's resignation.
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itll be a weekly deluge..i will choose ot post here tho...i hope i dont confuse any of youse..do you think the manna cabana boyz watch LOST?
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Feb 04, 2010 1:27:50 PM CST
'moose, the two factors leading to Palin's resignation were
by subtitles_off
1.) Governance even of an inconsequentially-populated state like Alaska is hard2.) Bitch really believes her press and wants to encourage the Public Figure personna, and one can't do that when one lives in a place no cameras tread.
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http://tinyurl.com/y95ke3l
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(First of all Rush "black quarterbacks are inferior" Limbaugh has no right to call anyone out on saying something politically incorrect, EVER!) But, isn't it only politically incorrect when you use the "R" word to refer to someone who is mentally challenged. It should be perfectly alright to call non mentally challenged people retarded because it is the equivalent of calling someone stupid. To say that it is not alright to call a person a retard means that you are accepting that the word refers to people that are mentally challenged. Does that make sense?
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If she'd just dump all the leftover P. Diddyisms and just sing.Her cover of U2's "One" was actually good.
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How did you think they were going to use CamTech®?
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...and the shoops in general. Also, her supporters directly linked to the SA thread. It also made news on Huffington Post, directly being referenced.
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The word "retarded" in the sense that Rahm used it is like when someone yells "fuck!" when they stub their toe. Obviously they don't mean the act of procreation.
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For when you really want to get laid, but it's getting near closing time, you're the designated driver and all the decent-looking ladies have gone home.
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It's never OK to use "retard," though we all do it. Unlike the n-word and the f@g-word, the r-word can't be claimed by its social group and turned into an ironic badge of identity. It's an archaic word used commonly by people in our past who, despite intentions, lacked a real understanding of mental dysfunction. So, like "negro" it should be avoided in all contemporary conversation unless you saying something like "this new gadget Toyota has put on my accelerator really retards my forward progress."
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Trying to contain my laughter at work.
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She's one of the no-news-is-bad-news types. Plus - BIG PLUS - she gets to play all-martyry on Fox News and tsk-tsk the mean liberals who are picking on her personally because they don't like her truthiness.
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because they're all martyrs, all Cassandras. Nobody listens to them. They have the REAL Truth, you see. And they must suffer to bring it to us.
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Awesome!
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augmenting your hookers if they can get a cut of it, Col...GRIN. CamTech® has been subsidized for one big reason that has nothing to do with asses-in-the-seats Movie Magic®. The biggest reason there is: To sell you shit.
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to refer to a person using the word "retarded"*
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too? And that's perfectly acceptable to use.
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It was never used as a perjorative to separate persons from the mainstream. "Retard" never apllied to mental dysfunction until it's use as a verb was mis-appropriated.
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in heaven everything is fineyou got your good thing and you got mine!
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I think it's safe to assume who the village idiots were.
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That's what he should have said. He's old enough - my age-ish - to know better.
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They're killing me.
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IcyHot!
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The intent of "village idiot" is also perjorative, but that's using the word correctly. Also, there have never been Institutions For The Township's Idiots during civilized times.People used to use "retarded" meaning "mentally dysfunctional" because they didn't know any better and that was the word they used. It was institutionalized.We're supposed to progress as we become more educated.
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LMFAOs!!!
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"perfectly acceptable" to call somebody an idiot, even if they are one. At least, though, that's a word that has always meant what it means.
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All the prayers for 'moose's soul fell on deaf ears. He's linked us to a bunch of photoshopped spoofs of Palin and her retard baby.Oops.
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I'm a fucking idiot.
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Supposedly, the biggest "flop" to date, in terms of box office vs. production cost is Alexander (2004) which cost approximately $155,000,000 and made only $34,297,191 during its theatrical release, leaving a $120,702,809 deficit. Thank you bean counters.
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The only movie I know of that has a director's cut that is shorter than the theatrical version.
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It diverts me to the company website when I try.
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As in, they're slowed down. That's ok, right?
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that's where "retard," in its archaic sense came from.
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Except for Tom Baker Trig and Chris Farley Trig. Oh and the spider robot Trig animated gif.
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By the way, Subby, the 'Soulfinger' quote was from 'Spies Like Us'.
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Hope I didn't make him mad with my anti-Gibsonisms.
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I want the action figure!
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He's willing to slaughter kittens in order to see a movie. A Tron movie. I think he'd prolly fit in here. I also liked that Scary Waitress person. Strange that I'm absolutely certain that Soylent Mean is a dude while I'm UNcertain as to Scary Waitress' gender. Goes with the territory, I suppose.
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I've always had a thing for waitresses ...
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otherwise corrected. I'm not going to repeat the whole embarrassing situation we had to go through with Toddlerapoo's daddy.
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PAYBACK directors cut and REVENGE directors cut are both shorter than theatrical cuts.. ALEXANDER final cut..thats a whole nother story friendo.
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Like we've never seen a girl before! Sixies is even writing a song and VACUUMING.Guys, no pulling pig-tails to get attention. Act like you've been there before.
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did we lose him in the fray?
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that song was from ERASERHEAD..if shes a lynch fan..then we got a keeper..
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lady in the radiator song
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I told you we came on too strong and needy. We scared him.Remember that and apply the lesson-learned to tomorrow. Hint-hint.
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Your knowledge of Director's Cuts trumps mine! And by Revenge, are you referring to the Costner flick? Cuz I didn't even know there was a DC of that...
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It WOULD be nice to have a token girl in the Pedalback...
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yeah the old costner flick...its about 20 minutes shorter and a little more maddy stowe...unsung tony scott flick...then he went onto glory
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Subtlety is the name of the game.
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maybe we can capture her and keep her in a big glass jar in the basement and call her BROCKTOON!!!its shit like this that aint helping...
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Maybe following breadcrumbs ain't his thing.
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Don't explain it tho. I like a little mystery in my life.
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...in the literal sense of slow or held back. I'm also partial to remedial, simpleton, and special needs.About myself I like to say that I don't have a learning disability...I have a disabled learning ability.
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...But I still gravitate towards 'Nimrod', or 'Maroon'. The classics, man, the classics.
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...to show up regularly in late morning (Eastern).I'm guessing that he's either busy...or we got him fired...or he saw that Pedalback is to regular talkback what crack is to Tylenol and ran for the hills before it was too late...
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Thank you urban dictionary.
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...is a real live female...she's too consistently crazy.Anybody catch her before AAAVIDAH came out? She was like Subs but high on estrogen (not that there's anything wrong with that).Oh, and hi Scary...if you're watching from you fucking Droid®.
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...source that you like?...English or some such I believe...
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They prolly have a website too...
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in talks to play Spidey. Kid even looks like Zac Efron. heh
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But I deal in magazines. And lead.
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Expensive too
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Expensive too
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He's slightly less metrosexual than Efron, and his head isn't as round. I'd say he's a better choice all around. But I also say fuck a Spider-Man reboot. I'm not gonna pay to see Spidey's origin AGAIN.
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...looks a little subscribey though.
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"Here's you're money, you fucking cocksucker. It's all there. Now...let's go masturbate that horse." I'll leave the context up to you.
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Total Film is pretty great for the genre stuff, too.
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Wow... I need to find that snl skit and the how much ya bench one... I still cry at the thought
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definitely if they are for sagas that are younger than my kids...
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they are probably waiting to see how percy jackson does BO wise before announcing anything...
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but I sure do feel like a millionaire...
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Shirtless Lil Wayne is replacing shirtless John Mayer on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
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It's fucking with my smoke breaks...
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...in the Coens' 'True Grit', which will soon be filming in the area. So he's going all Western on me.
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Can't wait
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I haven't heard the whole album, but with Homme, Grohl and John Paul fucking Jones, how can you go wrong?
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THEM rock.
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Pretty consistent rockin good time . Josh John and Dave will save us all
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tinyurl.com/yhq22st
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That's not for anyone.
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http://tinyurl.com/yhq22st
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it has a Yardbirds-Blind Faith-y groove to it.
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Brit'Ney is looking pretty hot there.
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Springsteen looks like Nightcrawler!
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...Lil' Wayne (sp?).
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Y'know, because I can't envision an eight-foot tall blue feline version of myself on my own.
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An even more annoying Bono.
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...there's that disabled learning ability again...
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that he had to hit the next button, but I thought that would be too dickish.
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I love how they hid the 'NEXT' button behind some useless slider bar. Genius web design there, chuckles!
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I really don't know. Who is Justin Bieber? Is he an "American Idol"?
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...not much sport in it for you though.That fruit hangs so low it hurts your back to pick it up...
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He's been on the cover of BoP magazine for like, the last six months running.
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there are perks to bending over and picking on it.
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...by helping......just look away and pretend it isn't happening...he'll figure it out eventually. He thinks he wants help now, but once he solves it on his own he's gonna be so proud he'll be happy we let him do it all by himself...
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How long before he's grabbing his dick onstage and acting all "shockey?"
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making a subtle dig at how Li'l Wayne has always looked like a cartoon, and you didn't notice the difference in his photo.
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This is like that episode of Aqua Teen where Carl and Shakes order a mail order bride.
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blow back up in my old, unhip, humorless face.
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It looks like a cheap photoshop.Still, Ma'Do'N'a is a beast no matter what the photo. She actually turns my stomach. Always has.
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I'm not the biggest ATHF fan, but that's funny.
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47,000th!!!!!
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47,001... let's roll to 50k.
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Pedalback puddle hops from The Big Five Oh.
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Well, good at typing nonsense, anyway.
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...when she sees how we've beefed the place up.
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More importantly, how does Shamalanadingdong keep getting funding for his POS movies? Remember when everyone thought he was going to be the next Spielberg? Bwa-Ha-Ha-ha!®
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Ted, there are some sultanas in that sponge.
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Ted, there are some sultanas in that sponge.
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A double post from the dojo.
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...a movie like UNBREAKABLE goes a long way with me.
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Just like Cameron made ALIENS.There will always be an iota® that appreciates, despite their avatars.
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Feb 04, 2010 4:38:43 PM CST
Scarlet Witch needs to reshape the reality of her waistline.
by tedkordlives
http://tinyurl.com/lms6x8
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...among other things, I like the way it takes the psychology away from the usual teenage-identity/my changing-body/my-new-phallic-powers/nobody-understands-me and turned it into more of a midlife crisis/trying-to-be-super-for-your-kid-and-your-wife story.
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I always loved the part in the Unbreakable trailer where Sam Jackson looks very serious with his ridiculous haircut and he says "I know what you're thinking." My friends and I would always respond, "Yeah, what's with your goofy haircut?" and then we'd laugh and laugh about it. Good movie, tho.
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The 2 problems I had with UNBREAKABLE...
Firstly, Willis, Robin Wright Penn, and indeed the whole cast acting borderline catatonic. I kept wanting to shout WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Secondly, Willis brushes past a guy in the subway that he 'sees' is a date raper of a drunken girl. Why didn't we get a scene of him following the guy into the toilets and crushing his balls while he was taking a piss. That would have got a whoop from me at least.
Aside from that (and the bizarre/crap swimming pool 'twist') it's an okay movie.
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M. Night may need to pull his head out of his ass these days, but he knows how to shoot a damned picture.
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...he'd return to Unbreakable and finish the damn trilogy he promised us.
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You sure as hell aren't going to get me to apologize for the reverse. At least there were ideas present in UNBREAKABLE beyond kindergarten-level warm-and-fuzzies.
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Because she looks fucking spot-on. So hot you'd forget how dumb her costume is (Conti's explanations aside).
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...a whole lot of something under that wedge of satin panties.
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No apologies needed. As I said UNBREAKABLE is an okay movie.
It's a bit maudlin. A bit self-indulgent. A bit soporific.
I'd rate it as Shymalan's 2nd best film behind the SIXTH SENSE. Amazed that it's Flickas fave superhero flick - better than SUPERMAN and SUPERMAN 2?? Better than BATMAN BEGINS or THE DARK KNIGHT?? Better than IRON MAN, DARK MAN, XMEN 2 or FLASH GORDON??
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It can so infuriatingly close to working, except for a couple of real stupid moves by M. Night.
The scroll at the end explaining what happened to Mr. Glass? Come on, we didn't need that. And Night needs to learn about Chevok's Gun, because if you are going to do a movie about a man you insist is bulletproof and even have his son threaten with a gun BUT don't show him getting shot at the end, you don't understand the idea of foreshadowing and payoffs. -
It only works with a WWII context. Without it or some sort of rationalization, it looks just ri-cock-ulous.
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I was just saying the exact same thing to Mister Miracle. Me and Starman got him a job here.
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This one:
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Conti, the biggest problem was the sleepwalking for me.
Willis character is sleep-walking through the whole movie. You want to slap him to try and get a reaction out of the dozy fucker. But it makes sense. It makes sense because he's not being all he can be - he's not fulfilling his 'super' potential. But then when he does step up and become 'super' he doesnt fucking change. I want to see him all invigorated and chatting excitedly to his wife at the dinner table rather than muttering to each other like two strangers. But we never get that pay off either.
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But who's gonna shoot him? We've already established his invulnerability, so I don't see why we specifically need to see him get shot. Ususally, I'd agree, but I think this is an exception to the rule.
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I just had a feeling that M. Night thought minimal emoting and everybody being so reserved equals "serious" and "realism." It doesn't - it equals boring.
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The 1978 SUPERMAN. Even with the black guy saying, "That is a bad outFIT!"
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...I realize I'm in the minority...in fact I'm probably alone.I think the costumes were made for the page...squeeze a real person in there and it just doesn't look right to me.I have great nostalgic affection for the first Reeve SUPERMAN...my claim might have been hasty.If it isn't my favorite it's up there.
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To SHOW he is invulnerable. Film is a visual medium - you show things, you don't say it.
You've been telling me this guy is invulnerable and bulletproof for 90 minutes and your gonna demonstrate that he really is a superhero by having him choke out a serial killer and only get slammed into a wall? That is hardly UNBREAKABLE, that is just "HEY, THIS GUY MIGHT BE HARD TO BREAK". -
But, of all those films Cobes mentions, UNBREAKABLE is better than all but IRON MAN.Besides, Flick mis-spoke. His favorite superhero movie is THE INCREDIBLES. THE IRON GIANT rests at #2.
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Crack a couple of beers with some friends and watch the Happening. It's one of the most unintentionally hi-larious movies ever. Just for Marky Mark's scenes as a teacher at the beginning, watch The Happening. "What do you think about the bees, Jimmy?"
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I like comic books to be comics and movies to be movies. They are different mediums and what works for comic books isn't necessary what works for movies.
Everyone says that the changes in technology means we can show things they used to have to imagine when they made comics - but I say how the hell do you show a giant headed man in a flying chair (MODOK) or a planet with a bearded face (EGO) or a million other things that work in comics that don't work in movies. I mean, costumes work in comics because they are bright and eye-catching, you put them in a movie and they take you out of the artificial reality. They just smack you as fake and forced, which is what they are.
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its not that good...its the damn ending..the man cant make a final act...lately at least...the beginning was pretty effective..you felt the uneasiness and all..even though marky mark running around all exasperated...like the scen in BOOGIE NIGHTS when he high as nuts but he wants to shoot the scene..thats him in the begiining...i did learn ONE thing from the film...if i give you one penny on the first day of the month, and two on the 2nd...and 4 on the 3rd day...and keep doubling it..how much would you have on the last day?
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No one's gonna walk away from that without a scratch. That's the whole point. Anything after that is unnecessary, I would think. I mean, yeah I would've liked to have seen more usage of his 'ability', but only if it served the purpose of the story.
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...get a lot of iconic superhero type shots...but almost subliminally...the raincoat...there's that one shot of Bruce (after he discovers his ability) from below with some sort of stadium type lights forming two perfectly simmetrical diagonals shooting towards the vanishing point...and I love that he doesn't have any fancy powers...he just holds on to that fuckers neck and slowly squeezes the life out of him...
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Joe Johnston announces that the casting for Captain America is nearly done. Paul Walker appears on the cover of the new Men's Health. Coincidence, or Conspiracy? Or wishful thinking on my part?
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It was weak. I don't recommend it. No weaker than 85% of the other movies anyone of us might think is the greatest thing since peanut-buttered toast. Had I known what it was going to be - or had I remembered how bad LADY IN THE WATER was - I'd probably not have gone. It was the 2nd feature of one of my annual pay-for-one-and-sneak-into-as-many-more-as-you-can-stand days. I think one of the other features was CLERKS II, but I might be confused. I can't tell you which movie I paid for. There you go.
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DEMON SHEEP: NEVER FORGET.
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Thanks for reminding me, Flick.
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But there was still doubt that he was unbreakable. Bruce didn't believe it, and even Jackson had doubts after hearing how he almost drowned. Everyone just said it was "luck" that he survived. If the possibility it couldn't have been chance, we never would have had a film because Bruce needed to learn and believe it himself. There has to be doubt to start the film.
Like I said, film is a visual medium. You've got to give us a visual confirmation - he needs to get shot, or stabbed, or hit by a mack train right in front of us and walk away unharmed. Otherwise you are not confirming anything. Which is fine if the movie is about Faith, but it isn't - it is about accepting your destiny. -
Feb 04, 2010 5:25:15 PM CST
..."Best Super_hero movie for me is the first Bourne Film"...
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...bravely said...very interesting.
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when hes in the hospital and they are talking to him and you see the blood stain of the last survivor bleeding out of focus..that was cool..
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I will be disappointed. I personally think he is a character you can't cast - who do you cast as the PERFECT physical specimen, and who can act?
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He's going to be in a period armored soldier suit for the entire movie. And, the actor is going to have to be a notch beneath RDJr. on the celebrity scale, at least, or you can kiss AVENGERS goodbye.Paul Walker would work.
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Some more 'The Stuff' for ya.
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And so does Robocop (although I'm not a huge fan of either movie, I think both do a good job of rationalizing the idea of power wish fulfillment).
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Would be a good movie to watch late when you're drunk.
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or a male? if marvel starting to suck--spidey reboot--then why not cast a female america and get all the demos...i vote the twilight girl..or michelle rodriguez..i hear shes on probation
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I'm impressed that so many of my pedalback brethren have seen THE HAPPENING - I kinda want to be in that club, while simultaneously knowing that it will be 2 hours of my life i'll never get back...
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Hard to get a guy who is ripped and also has more screen presence than RDJ.
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when you're trying to launch a "franchise," you don't alienate your pre-sold audience. That's Box Office 101.
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rumble in the jungle baby!
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that movie contains my mantra..
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there weren't any women in combat in WWII. Unless you want the movie Captain America to be Rosie the Riveter and fight the home-front fight.
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At least the original has to be. He represents the guys who fought in WWII and they were predominantly white and male. That is just historical fact (and yes, a lot of that had to do with America's racism).
Now, you could do a MODERN Captain America who was a different race and gender - the US Army serving nowadays is a lot more mixed then it used to be, and so is the country.
I hate legacy characters, but sometimes I think you could make a good new Captain America - a hispanic lesbian woman - who is trying to live up to Steve Roger's legacy...
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I did also get round to watching CRANK 2, but im not gonna review it cos I think Flicka summed it up perfectly, as a live action cartoon.
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its 90 minutes...of meh...
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...FIRST BLOOD are two favorite movies about heroes with extraordinary powers.
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That goes above the title on the DVD cover.
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we might be hesitant to type stuff like "whores with their tits out."Nah. She'll just have to smile and call us "my boys."
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Evening, Ladies...
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...ATARI video game recap.Set the whole silly thing up perfectly.
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http://tinyurl.com/ybr5o23
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Good work was done last night by yourself and smackfu.
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...twice and have yet to get around to seeing it.Any good?Anyone?
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Flicka, yep the 8 bit intro was inspired actually. The first 40 odd mins of the movie were relentless. Every single scene at breakneck pace and involving something gratuitous, gross, funny or shocking.
Then the film started to waiver a bit, before ending with a rather silly 'burning man' climax... guess you can't keep up that intensity for the full 90 mins, but I applaud the film-makers and Statham for going all-out. -
Techno-Christ redeems the sins of the corporation? With shitloads of blood? C'mon...
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Feb 04, 2010 5:47:41 PM CST
Cheeses' Bits...quick impression of day's activity...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
A 'retarded' Mel Gibson is gonna be in Watchmen 2? Something, something, He's going to play a super-annoying female waitress, something, something vacummeing, something, something...
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I tried to watch 'Black Sheep', but it was either too boring or I was too drunk. Or possibly some combination of the two.
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to deal with the racism of the time, but I wouldn't pay to see it. it would be stunt-casting that would work for the masses, though.But, Marvel Movies aren't going for interest or subtly-engaging themes. They're going for action-movie fans.Will Smiff is unlikely.
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Thanks cobes
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I'll take them over anything in theaters right now. Starship Troopers is so goddamn awesome that it hurts.
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...as god intended for a movie like CRANK 2.
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And how je dealt with the racism
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knee-jerk reaction against it. When I finally saw it on TV, I kicked myself with violent force. It's junky, but it's gloriously rewarding junk. Best of its like since RoboCop.
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As a test subject for an earlier version of the Super Soldier Serum that gives him super-syphillis. And that's it, on with the movie.
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i think 'moose and I just agreed on a movie for the first time ever.High-five me, moose! Or dap me. Or, whatever the kids are doing these days (unless it's touching penis tips, not that there's anything all that wrong with that.)
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That's the allure of the movie for me: Will Smith being his usual action-movie self and Kline calling him out on it again and again. And the top-notch Elmer Bernstein score.
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http://tinyurl.com/ydtssnm
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ROBOCOP, TOTAL RECALL and STARSHIP TROOPERS are a trilogy... in my mind at least. The satirical adverts are the glue that binds them (that and the identikit uniforms of the police/soldiers).
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The Super Soldier Formula was tested in a Skakeegee type black troop environment. It worked...but only that once...Tho disguise the color of their secret weapon, the Military hires Bucky to film a white guy they dress up in star spangled clothing in faked settings and show it on newsreels across America...Meanwhile, a lone black man in black is beating the fuck out of the Nazi's. He does it because Hitler wouldn't shake hands with Jessie Owens...
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I mean, I love me some really bad movies, but that one did not do it for me in the least.
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...when I finally saw it I was really surprised...nothing I had heard about it even hinted at satire.Hard to believe.
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Starship Troopers ROCKS!!!!Co-ed showers Rock!!!Relentless bugs....They ROCK!!!!Hearing Neil Patrick Harris say, "We have to go back to 'P'".....Priceless ROCKS!!!!
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I've long felt the same way about those three. This may sound strange, but I don't know who I'd be today without Robocop and Total Recall. Probably an accountant or some shit.
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You still mad at me?*sniff*
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Feb 04, 2010 6:05:12 PM CST
Damn! I told my making of 'Starship Troopers' story too soon!
by tedkordlives
I knew the timing was off on that one. "I'm from Buenos Aires and I say KILL EM ALL!"
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CNN 2032 is here to report on this monumental day in mankind's history. For the first time a human being is about to step from their lander onto the surface of Mars, the red planet. You'll all remember Neil Armstrong's iconic words, well, let's tune in live to hear what astronaut Ted Kord has to say:
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...I need to hear more about this. Start at the beginning please...
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Great goldsmith score. That's somebfukken music... Pun intended.
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What, the Cap plot? No, i been thinkin' about it for a while...When he joins the Avengers in modern day times, they'll make him wear the star spangled costume and they explain that this is a New Cap, who happens to be black like the President and the head of SHEILD.Steve has a hard time adjusting in a world where black people can do everything white people can do...
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The Village!
I have no proof of this...or even any valid reasons. -
To a seven year old, Robocop is a profound, moving experience. I've never been baptized, but I imagine that the feeling I had walking out of that theater all those years ago was akin to it.
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Feb 04, 2010 6:11:54 PM CST
Actually Cheeses, you just summed up why I hate Red, White & Bla
by continentalop
Yes, America has done some pretty fucking racist shit and some pretty horrible crap. But we never "experimented" on people like they said we did in Truth: Red, White and Black (Tuskagee was us intentionally not treating black patients with syphilis - we never "gave" them anything, which was the problem).
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Superman or Green Lantern ain't got nuthin' on him!
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I always feel bad for Donovan...being friends with the Beatles and Bob Dylan...always having to just hang around and watch them be greater than him.
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...ignorance here, but I like how your version could give the character completely different motivations from what whe normally see in super-hero movies.
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For that he can eternally hold up his head.
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Forget my Will Smith cameo idea, then. I was misled.
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Will watch.
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Feb 04, 2010 6:17:54 PM CST
...but I'm going to be quiet and listen now. I'm in over...
by flickapoo
...my head already.
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And I don't think Donovan would want you feeling sorry for him, WateryPoo. He had a good run.
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We're talking about a comic book movie, here...the Government is always evil in the Comics...Maybe America didn't test shit on people, except maybe experimental vaccines and such on OUR Earth, but they certainly DID in the MARVEL Universe...And in an Ultimate MARVEL Universe they can be racists, some as bad as the Nazi's they were fighting......
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water_shit yo dude! Hope you and the Mrs are well. I wrote a whole long skit about you the other day, a homage to your unique bowel movements...
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I'd go see that movie.
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How rude of me...
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Beware the Jesus Industrial Complex®...
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Seriously. I hate that fucking comic book series. Moral relativism and historical revisionism.
If the US are just as bad as the Nazis, then the heroes should have been fighting them because that is what heroes do - they defeat evil. The US has done a lot of bs and evil things, but to even have fictitious stories about America being as bad as the Nazis just destroys a comic book universe. You're next 100 issues better be about the guerilla war you are waging against the US and our fascist regime... -
Donovan and Bob:
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No need to stand on formalities, my man.
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From super-powered diarrhea to a Donovan lyric without a skipped beat.This is how it gets done in The Pedalback.
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...hero he is.
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...I just posted.I like to post first, think after.
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That's how you get the girls.
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already the refresh rate is sh!t.
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Feb 04, 2010 6:32:41 PM CST
Hi Subs Hi Mr Kai Hi Cheeses Hi Flick Hi Conti Hi LimpDick
by water_shit_anderson
Cobra...those were some epic hilarious tales you told. I've been grossed out about myself ever since.
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diarrhea's unbeatable! He's got it spewing from both ends now!
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Feb 04, 2010 6:33:53 PM CST
'Lop...I enjoyed the first two Ultimates series...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
A lot...I would so watch a movie filmed like that first one was storyboarded...Can you cite ONE example of the Government being portrayed asy anything but evil in varying degrees in Comics? Sentinels, the Serpent Crown Affair and Lex Luthor for President... And, even benevolent government agencies are always proven to be driven by evil villians or organisations in the end, ala, Suicide Squad, Maxwell Lord, etc....
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I cannot wait for this film. It wont have the wow factor of the first, but it has the potential to be a really good follow up, especially seeing how technology has changed so much since the original, there is so much they can do and I hope they go with it.
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...cool new song.
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Most times just dispense with everything after the comma.™
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I'm a great idea man...Any interest in developeing this into a workable script..? 'Lop, as I understand you have experience I this area.., I would love your imput,too...Even if you think it's a stupid idea...
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The Suicide Squad debuted three months before the JLA? It's true. Of course, it was the original, WWII Suicide Squad, but still...
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Feb 04, 2010 6:38:32 PM CST
diarrhea, Battomansuta is still convulsing. He needs help.
by anonymoose
He doesn't have the money to pay for medical bills, because he's been out of work for so long. Please, write another Batmanster story, for his sake. Won't you help him?
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So what have you guys been up to lately? Talking about Captin ameritrade?
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Look, I have a healthy dose of cynicism (I grew up after Watergate) but everything the government does is just plain fucking evil in comic books. I mean, 100% secret conspiracy cabal evil. It gets old really fast, and they keep beating that into the ground.
If that is the case, why the fuck are the heroes worrying about the Red Skull or Doc Doom. They should be out fighting our President and Government. Why defend a system that is so horrible corrupt and inhuman?
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Sometimes, you just have to think about The Pedalback and kind of be in awe of it.
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You made my computer crash the last time you posted that. Fool me once, good fucking job. Fool me twice and I'll feel like a big ol' dumbass.
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That gif is Battomansuro + five too many sprinklebars.
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Rachel Weisz will melt your fucking eyes out of their sockets.
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I created/shooped all the Battomansuta images, including the gif. They're safe.
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it does get old.Then again, we've been repeating Nixon every eight years in the real world, too.I would just like to see heroes in the comics being heroic again. Actually winning every once in awhile, instead of constantly being killed off and replaced, or whining about their angst.Still the hero archetypes reflect their times. Always have. I don't think I'd be happier with wise-crackers thumbing-up and smiling while they dance with talking gorillas.
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It doesn't even have a power button. When it crashes I just pull out the power cord and plug it back in.
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http://tinyurl.com/yangbft
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Maybe the bookstore can get one with speakers, this time.
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...I should probably add the disclaimer that I was probably mildly clinically depressed (for no particular reason...just a bad case of what'sthepointitis) when I first saw it...so the soporific tone everyone complains about didn't bother me a bit...looked like normal life to me.And the fact that his super power consisted in simply not breaking and holding on for dear life was really fucking cool too.
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That comics, movies, tv all reflect what is going on the real world.
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Still, I can sit here and bop with you guys all day, so it can't be that bad, right?
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...it's time to get a new computer.
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Be fair.
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I didn't mind the tone to UNBREAKABLE because it became a superhero movie without the colors of a comic book, which I found interesting. We'd seen that already with SUPERMAN and Burton's BATMAN. This was obviously something different. What can I say? it worked for me.
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Hadn't heard that in years.
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Feb 04, 2010 6:57:08 PM CST
I have Unbreakable on DVD...I bought it 'couple years ago...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I have never seen it, and the DVD is still in the plastic...I kinda want to see it, I'm not in any hurry...
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tinyurl.com/yg95qcl
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What is it with pop culture and the eyes?I don't mind if every once in awhile they aim for the groin or the plexus.The eyes I want to keep in good shape.
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http://tinyurl.com/ykwzp72
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is a pretty great album.
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If it's in or below the 30-20% range, fuck it. I'm not wasting my money. Otherwise, there's room for a margin of error, and I'll give it a chance, if I feel like it.
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Feb 04, 2010 7:07:12 PM CST
'moose, it's gonna be like that until SHUTTER ISLAND opens.
by subtitles_off
At regular ticket prices, though, Mel'd've had the #1 spot, so he wouldn't've had to go all passive-aggressive on that poor reporter.
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I don't know how those things are even formulated. I have read far too many mediocre reviews with bright red tomato icons next to them.
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But if a movie is at 18%, it's a pretty good indicator to save some money.
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...guys.
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Feb 04, 2010 7:12:49 PM CST
...Cheeses. Eternal glory for Jesus Industrial Complex ®...
by flickapoo
...it's like art.
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We had a full room twenty minutes ago.
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Thanks...Your initial reaction this morning (yes, I was up at 7 AM this morning waiting to catch a ride to meeting across town) made me happy all day...Well, that and the Count Chocula stuff...Who was that guy? He smelled familiar...
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I trust no one! Anyone can be paid off, bought, bribed, extorted or otherwise similary led to say what someone else wants them to say. To me, Rotten Tomatoes is an indication of what 'The Establishment' wants me to think about a movie. Fuck that.
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http://tinyurl.com/ygjd27n
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Because they all seem to agree.
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And, were you acting idiotic at the time?
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the links all led to nowhere.
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That's gone, but my other posts and threads are still up. I am actually banned now, by the way. I can't login. It says "Your account has been banned or locked: non-christian"
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Christian Kill-Bots have been dispatched to your home, moose. Watch Out!
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On the basis of what message they can send to the general population thru commercials for the movie...Many, many more people see carefully selected snippets of a movie many, many more times than they will ever see the entire movie...'Controlled Change' involves controlling group perception. Mass media saturation = political platforms of our current rulers/landlords/bankers...
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They ad-fucking-mit that's the reason??!!?BWAHAHAHAHA!!No wonder God doesn't answer their prayers!Jesus would be, undoubtedly, embarrassed.
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He's actually calling these Christbackers out on this. Fuck. That's cool.
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Yeah, I think I'll be a little judgemental on this one.
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You're NOT a Christan!!!!I hope you don't live in the South...
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I knew you'd be the only one to respond to my little rant. You still have my work number?
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you better start working on your Subbary for scary tomorrow...i want it smelling lemon freshor new car...
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Feb 04, 2010 7:41:09 PM CST
Hey, poptart, if you came across this talkback, somehow...
by anonymoose
Good on you. You're awesome. Keep being awesome.
To Jemila: You're an ass. Keep being an ass. Maybe someday God will punish you. Amen. -
In a way, Rotten Tomatoes has saved me a lot of money. I dare not turn my nose up at it too much.
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I'll listen to my friends and my gut. They usually steer me right. All right guys, I'm out. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia beckons...
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Is poptart one of you guys? He reg'd 4 days ago... Hmm...
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'sorta of?
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Gotta leave right when plot gets more goopy.
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Boy, am I going to be disappointed.
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I half-assed and skimmed the chapter. Then I posted something that makes no sense, because I didn't read the chapter. Poptart was right then, too.
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The dual fifties were cool...after 512,472 days without committing a (major) felony...Just ask for Blue Beetle...They won't WANT to do it at first but tell them the person you are calling will understand...
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If it's one of us, who among us would come up with a name like poptart?
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"Speak to the what?""The Blue Beetle.""Boo Beatty?""Is this Texas' largest independent bookstore?""What? Who the fuck are you?""Um, I'm sorry, I'd like to...""I ain't buying nothing.""Um, yessir, I'm not...""Let me tell you a thing or two, you young shit! You innerupted my teevee. You can't just call someone in the middle of the night, and innerup their teevee!""Sir, maybe I have the wrong number.""Yes, well maybe you do, and maybe you'll think about that the next time, you stupid little son offa bitch!""Sir, I really apolo...""Suck my dick!" [click]Moments later a Pickachu-tatted young woman turns to her co-worker who has just returned from a smoke break and says,"There was a call for you, but they didn't want to leave a message," in a dead-on impersonation of an angry old man.
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She came back and said Blue beetle had left for the day...I didn't notice any tattoos in her voice...
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Feb 04, 2010 8:29:49 PM CST
Whoever it is, I'm rereging just to give that guy a thumbs up.
by anonymoose
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If it's somebody from here, they'll fess up some time.
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Argh but with Ashton kutcher
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Head-to-crotch purple balloons and a long stick on his head.A bunch of concord grapes.
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Feb 04, 2010 9:35:15 PM CST
You're an hour ahead of me in entertainment, Subs...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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I missed Dimetri...Have to settle for Silverman...
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So unfunny.More unfunny than the opposite of funny. How unfunny is that?A Gaping Void For Funny.Hilarious ceases to be funny just because it's in proximity of Sarah Silverman.Sarah Silverman - The female Will Ferrell of Comedy.
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were asked to stand next to Sarah Silverman for a Big Group Photo of Unfunny, it would refuse because it would end up looking funnier, and, even though it's obnoxious, it's not dishonest.
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'Specially after tonight...
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http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=2667&p=.htm"In just 47 days, Avatar has grossed $601.1 million, while Titanic made $600.8 million in its entire run and took 252 days to cross the $600 million mark." Even if ticket prices are three times what the were in the late 90's...but 47 days vs. 252???...Check your mathematical science times tables...that's just under a 6 times multiple..
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Financials will never be the same...
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Feb 04, 2010 10:45:03 PM CST
I'm not good at math, (closer to 5.5 times) but...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
you get my point, right...?
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Feb 04, 2010 11:00:07 PM CST
Better expressed as less than 1/5th of the time...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
on only a 35-50% increase in price...
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that [deleted] is not yet among the Top Twenty in # of tickets sold. You also continue to deny the FACT that I don't give a FUCKING shit how much money [deleted] has made, will make, might make, is likely to make, will have made, makes, made or is making.What does the size of its Box Office prove? Other than it has a large Box Office.Seri-UP-ously®, brother, I WILL NEVER GIVE A SHIT.
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Feb 04, 2010 11:09:06 PM CST
If [deleted] had flopped, would you have enjoyed it less?
by subtitles_off
Would I have enjoyed it more?Would affordable health care be available to all Americans?Would racism have ended?Would Peace come to the Middle East and actually stand there?Damn, it's so infuriating!!!Lots of people spend lots of money on lots of shit. I didn't need [deleted] to know that.
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is the current CEO of the Jesus Industrial Complex®...He is the one who took over after Stanley Kubrick retired to film the 'inside of his eyelids' with Nicole Kidman and that midget Scientologist from Top Gun pretending to be high class swingers... Cameron wouldn't even let Stan live long enough to complete AI...He bitched Spielberg into finishing it...
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You're so cute when you're flustered..I agree that Box Office success does not equal film greatness...And I agree that Cameron is probably the Anti-Christ...But, I had a fantastic time inside it, anyway...I'm pedestrian like that...
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I'm on beer #14...Normal disclaimer rules apply...
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Til the morrow...
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He's far too uninteresting and unimaginative. Besides, The Anti-Christ is Latin and could so-rock a mullet and beard. The Anti-Christ is pro-military and pro-corporate. The Anti-Christ is into death metal, therefore, if he were to make Pandora look like an album cover it would feature bleeding volcanoes, plants that resembled vaginae with teeth, and large skeleton/zombie monsters like an Iron Maiden cover. It wouldn't look like some girly-flourescent shit on the front of Gary Wright's latest soft-rock opera. The Anti-Christ has testicles.
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Smooches.
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religion ftw.
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i agree cams has gotten a little mellow from his younger days...i really didnt hear anyone complain what an asshole he was during this filmshoot.not like aliens, abyss, and titanic...
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the doctor is in the house!!!manhattan that is..
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...keeping the place cheery with soft falsetto rock.Good thinking.
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...that I pee in a coffee can?The restrooms are all the way back upstairs on the main page...it's pain.I usually empty all the cans once a week...
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Six Demon has his rockin' "Super Barry Manilow Mix" playin... aw, guys. You shouldn't have. Oh, good... scrolled up and got an eyeful of "Whores with their tits out" and Flickapoo peeing in a can. I AM in the right place. Phew!
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...with talking about anal leakage. You need to save this stuff for when we're all drunk, man.
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you shoulda been here for t. hanksgiving when we ran thru EMPIREs 500 "best" films...
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sorry water shit...
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The Passion of The 'moose: February 4th, 2010...Jesus Industrial Complex®. And Jesus said, "I come not in peace, but with a mother-fuckin' sword, bitches. I don't have to take this shit from you."...frank cotton will not clean your clothes, and he does not keep your food cold...Drippy states the obvious...Count Chocula and Christian God have a sit-down to discuss their issues and end up hugging it out..."Mr. Deity" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzf8q9QHfhI)...DEMON FURRY SHEEP (http://tinyurl.com/ykcf6ah): In which, FCINO puts on a rug and shoots lasers out of his eyes at the sheeple...Flick crawls into bed to feel the warm spot left by Cheeses laying there...The Random Landis Quote of The Day is from Colon-El-knows-where...Sixies does some chores around the place to make it nice in case of a visitor...WATCHMEN 2, of course...Arcade Fire donating Super Bowl profits to Haiti relief...Of Mike Judge's EXTRACT, Stabby says "skip it!"...So what if Mel Gibson's an a-hole? At least twice as many people bought a ticket for his new movie last weekend than for [deleted]...Flick likes his mug of Mel with two spoons of crazy...☆☆RIGHT-BRAIN CINEMA☆☆™: THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL - a throwback Stupid-Teen-Girl-And-Crazy-Satanists spooker. ★★★☆☆ ...Seems like the only thing that works properly in a Toyota these days is the cup holder...Jeff Bridges is awesome in everything..."Retarded" is just a word, and if you want people to think you're an insensitive dick, you can use it however you want...Crazy photoshops of Sarah Palin and the son she uses as a prop (http://tinyurl.com/qn9lu9)...Stabby is writing a song to sing for a visitor...CamTech® as it will be used in the real world (http://tinyurl.com/y95ke3l). When they figure out how to do it, your flatulence will be shiny 3D advertisements for crap...bswise consults the bean counters. ALEXANDER is the biggest flop of all-time, all things being relative...The last visitor we had, Haralder, decided we were spooky and hasn't been back since. So, remember that, in case we have a visitor...Wait, you mean Logan Lerman is going to be the new Spider-boy?...Teddy's invited to masturbate a horse...Colon-El has Them Crooked Vulture tickets...Rock music's Na'Vi avatars (http://tinyurl.com/yhq22st)...47,000th...Debating UNBREAKABLE...A Comic-Con gallery of comics fans playing dress-up (http://tinyurl.com/lms6x8)...Indian Superman (http://tinyurl.com/scjyk) takes a girl in Spider-man pajamas for a fly-around...'Lop's favorite superhero movie is the first BOURNE movie...Cheeses has an idea for a Captain America movie that would be way mo-bettah than the Captain America movie will be because it has Will Smiff innit...Typing "whores with their tits out" to get it out of the way in case we have a visitor...something, something...'moose and I finally like the same movie and Cheeses likes it too...Woll Smoth (http://tinyurl.com/ydtssnm)...something, something...Donovan could so-kick Barry Manilow's ass, but don't mention it in case we have a visitor...Post first, think after.™...rogueleader66 agrees: Jeff Bridges is awesome in everything...something, something...Battomansuta makes another bug-eyed plea (http://tinyurl.com/yzkfdvf)...(diarrhea gets his "Ya-Ya" out (http://tinyurl.com/yangbft)...Rachel Weisz in panties (tinyurl.com/yg95qcl)...'moose is locked out of The Manna Cabana†, with the reason given as "unchristian." Who put these fucktards in charge of handing out the membership cards?...I give Teddy's store a ring, and a cantankerous old man answers, all pissy...'moose wonders about poptart's secret identity...Sarah Silverman: Unfunny. The Female Will Ferrell of Comedy...[deleted], blah-blah, more money than the world, something, something, blah-fucking-blah...FACK® [deleted]. I will never give a shit!...In case we have a visitor, all Tinyurl® links above must have all spaces and parentheses removed or they will not work, and [deleted] is Subspeak™ for a currently popular James Cameron movie about which its fans have no perspective. The Pedalback continues... -
I was waiting for it to happen, 'moose... I'm surprised it took as long as it did for you to get banned. I am NOT surprised that they broke their own rules to delete your post retroactively... the act of following rules is something they do to show God that they Love To Obey... when the reality is, they're just humans like the rest of us, putting on airs. The recurrence of BIG GOV'T as a malignantly-neutral or even outright evil force is simple to explain. As with any other large organized body, the larger it gets, the more amoral it becomes, by necessity. Voices get silenced, for the "greater good," which of course really means "the good of the greater." Religion is a club. PERIOD. Belonging to the Club is FAR more important that holding to the ideals behind the Club's formation. Faith is also dangerous: it asks that one suspend reason in favor of the unbelievable. Then religion comes along and asks a LOT of people to do this, in exactly the same way? Good grief. It's a wonder humanity has survived this long. Anyway, 'moose, too much time at Manna Cabana will rot your brain. It was a good thing, in the end, that you have fallen from the fold.
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about Cameron being a dick during the making of [deleted] only because he wasn't working as much with real people actually standing there.
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Good to see you!
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Look, of COURSE he's a loon. He's AUSTRALIAN. Jesus... they're ALL a little off down undah. Anyhoo, I agree with Flickapoo. Mel Gibson + 2 spoons of crazy = compelling. Unlike Tom Cruise + jumping on Oprah's couch, which = a jumping fucktard. With weird skinny legs.
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of all time, ever, were made in the last 20 years ...
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What I've noticed is that they LOVE to make an example outta somebody and moose fit that bill. They were gonna try to out quote and outreason him but to no avail. Hence the banning... If they were true. Christians they wouldve kept him..
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infiltrating us to see what we were up to. I thought that about him when he first showed up, but didn't say anything. Yeah, I'm just as paranoid as Cheeses and have my own crazy conspiracy theories! In any case, he seemed like a nice guy and I think we showed him that we're all cool dudes. So, even if my paranoia is warranted I don't think we have to worry about anyone shutting down the Pedalback anytime soon.
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♫I remember all my life♫
Rainin' down as cold as ice♫
Shadows of a man♫
A face through a window♫
Cryin' in the night♫
The night goes into♫
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Mornin', just another day♫
Happy people pass my way♫
Lookin' in their eyes♫
I see a memory♫
I never realized♫
How happy you made me, oh Mandy♫
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Well, you came and you gave♫ without takin'♫
But I sent you away, oh Mandy♫
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'♫
and I need you today.♫ Oh, Mandy!♫
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I'm standing on the edge of time♫
I've walked away when love was mine♫
Caught up in a world of uphill climbin'♫
The tears are in my mind♫
And nothin' is rhyming, oh Mandy♫
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Well, you came and you gave without takin'♫
But I sent you away, oh Mandy♫
well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'♫
And I need you today, oh Mandy♫
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Yesterday's a dream♫
I face the mornin'♫
Cryin' on a breeze♫
The pain is callin', oh Mandy♫
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Well, you came and you gave without takin'♫
But I sent you away, oh Mandy♫
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shakin'♫
And I need you today, oh Mandy♫
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You came and you gave without takin'♫
But I sent you away, oh Mandy♫
You kissed me and stopped me from shakin'♫
And I need you!♫
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Inconsistent? NOT. I still despise Cameron's inability to recognize that good story is a GOOD FUCKING THING, and that he is NOT THE GOD OF MOVIEMAKING. I wither at the thought of him basking in his own light with the success of AAAHVIDAH. He will be fucking insufferable from here on out. That being said, the second viewing of AAAHVIDAH- the one where I KNEW haow bad the story/dialogue would be, and ignored it- changed my mind about how really groundbreaking and excellent the world of Pandora actually was. So what if the characters are all basically cardboard cutouts (with the ONE exception of Neytiri, who is actually pretty cool.) The point has been beaten to death that this is a popcorn movie for kids, which makes the simplicity not just OK, but laudable. Will I go that far? FUCK no. But, I see the meat ofr their point. In short, Flickapoo, you twatwaffle. I CHANGED MY MIND. That's not inconsistency, that's being a grown-up. Try it sometime.
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violent overthrow of the government
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The number one reason should be that you don't believe in Christ.
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...sorry, AAAHVIDAH really pisses me off in general. I need to eat something. My blood sugar is crashing.
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I will not tolerate anyone dissing Flick!
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for exactly the same reasons you mention. I think I could enjoy the experience more with zero expectations.
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FERNGULLY was. [deleted] was made for adults. Adults with the entertainment discernment of children and $25 bucks to waste.
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...part.
It's actually not just the simple fact that I don't believe in Jesus. I don't see why he's NECESSARY. Most moral people are so, completely separate from their faith. I had this discussion with my mother recently. She was VERY concerned that I wasn't raising my daughter as part of a church (this, coming from a woman who herself is no longer a Christian.) She was very upset about the idea that my daughter wouldn't know the Bible stories- and therefore wouldn't fit in with other kids- AND that she would grow up immoral. BUT, like I said, she's no longer a Christian, and after years of trying to force ME to be one, now agrees with me. It's surreal.
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And Barry?
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It's cool to disagree, but we usually don't call each other "steaming turds." That said, be yourself!
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Please refer to my next post, where I dialed it back a notch. The whole female=inconsistent thing is annoying is all. Crazy, I can see. Inconsistent I am not.
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Flick is not a Twatwaffle®.I don't think I'll get very far, on Valentine's Day, using that as a term of endearment, but I might try it out for shits-n-giggles.God knows, I've run fucknozzle into the ground.
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I didn't call him an asshole, or a retard, or anything. *sniff [ScaryWaitress hangs head, feeling her singular passion is unappreciated] "Stupid boys," she mutters.
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sitting around telling Bible stories.Oh, Grandma...
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And Flicka is kind of a Twatwaffle. Sorry, Flick! Just kidding. But for the record, his Poo is acidic, not steaming!
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you tell me the parable of David."
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Except that, when I made my first assaults on [deleted], as you call it, the DEFENSE was that this movie was intended to be a FAMILY movie, so Cameron kept it simple ON PURPOSE... which I didn't buy then, and don't now, for that matter. FUCK THAT. Yeah, right. The reality is, Cameron knows how to pace a movie like no one else, but as far as stories to tell, he's been tapped out for a LONG motherfuckin' time. He's rehashing stories he told in the early 80's... and may I point out, ALIENS WASN'T EVEN HIS STORY. He built on the rock-solid foundation that was Alien. That being said, Aliens remains one of my favorite movies of all time.
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C'mon, miss. Gotta step it up. You're a Pedalbacker now.
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NO WAY the Anti-Christ is LATIN. HA! They love their food and drink and earthly delights WAY to much to lay them all to waste in a fiery pit.
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Unless, of course, someone taught me the magic trick of subject lines with spaces... THAT is kick ass.
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Feb 05, 2010 10:00:38 AM CST
OOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I can do it too! How far can I go with t
by scarywaitress
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1.) That pacing you mentioned.2.) A female character as a stand-in for John Wayne. Don't underestimate how radical and how stimulating for tween boys that was at the time.ALIENS had characters, also, that, while maybe cartoonish, were developed within their situation and had relationships between one another that were convincing. I don't care what people say about "character" in [deleted]. I think they're talking out of their ass. Why a human being would sacrifice his humanity to become a blue cartoon character is never compellingly explained. It's just a plot point for silly, silly romance.
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...coffee can to pee in...you can even keep the lid on yours if that makes you feel more comfortable...And for the record, I said you were "consistently crazy", not "INconsistently crazy"...although the more I think about it, the less I'm sure what the difference is or which is better...
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are you an actual waitress? Do you have a favorite depiction of waitresses on film?
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But, for the record, next time It comes in here, I wanna see youse fellas back my ass up like that!
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The one who brings Jack Nicholson a plate of burnt wheat toast and smashes it in his face and says, "Eat it, Mr. Smarty-Man!"
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He might not be the most original but I can't think of any mainstream nthat is.. But the fucker can tell a tale and entertaining as well
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...whatever bumble-fuck hick town Sully came from, I can guarantee that. AND he was getting blue tail. The blue tail ALONE would get most men trading their meat-suits for a Na'vi body. Search your heart, you know it to be true.
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I WILL SUE YOUR ASS.
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or internal monologue where Blandy had thought "wow, that blue pussy has nice titties, and I've got pretend legs now and I know how to use them," it would've been more convincing than "she just saved me from those wolf things, so now she's my life mate, wait, she is a she, right?, how can you tell with these things, oh, yeah, you tangle hair weaves, that's so much better than Earth poon!"
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Feb 05, 2010 10:13:14 AM CST
...back you up against It? That seems counterproductive...
by flickapoo
...Scary is just a little wound up from hanging out in regular full contact TB...she just needs a snack and a little love.It, on the other hand, is just looking for trouble.
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Jake becomes more connected to the navi people than the humans and what they represent...also the joy of using your legs again and being able to be a part of something probably had a lot to do with it
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Sounds like a Motown or doo-wop group, no?
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I was just jealous of the way everybody jumped up and made baboon snarls, is all.
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Feb 05, 2010 10:17:15 AM CST
Not me. I'm not trading my meat-suit to do it with a toon.
by subtitles_off
Well, maybe. If the toon in question were Power Girl.
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Feb 05, 2010 10:18:37 AM CST
Scary, feel free to kick back, have a sip of scotch and
by colonelfatheart
let out a relieved sigh.
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EVERYTHING you love about [deleted], you have added by yourself because it is not compellingly convincing on-screen. On-screen, there's not even a moment's consideration made about Blandy's direction. Not a second of hesitation. Not even an acknowledgment of the question. That's plot contrivance, not character.
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I WAS a waitress, for a long time. "Scary Waitress" was a REAL nickname that a sous-chef gave me... I used to hang out in the kitchen and watch her cook (so I could cook at home) but it used to wig her out.
I have since moved out of food-service... the hours suck unless you're single, or homosexual. Homosexuals are nocturnal, you know. As to favorite depictions of waitresses onscreen... I have to tell you, I have know SO MANY waitresses like the scary, super-driven Naomi in Waiting. She was PERFECT. -
I can start drinking at noon!
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...more about the sex. Think about it...Sully can't use his legs, but I bet there are other things he misses too...The movie did a nice job of emphasizing his exhilaration at possessing a new and agile body...I'm guessing that Na'vi lovin' was the first tail he'd had in quite a while...
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You know, it's nice to find a kindred spirit. The plot contrivances of Cameron's-Heartbreaking_Work-of-Staggering-Genius (or, ever after, CHWOSG) are Legion. I honestly felt- after the first viewing- that it felt like Cameron's process was a lot like MY writing process... in high school. I had this dream of writing the Great American Fantasy Novel, and I would write and write, and create a whole world (complete with maps and language,) then realize by Chapter 3 that none of my characters had any real motivation. Then I would scrap it all and start over, borrowing heavily from the most recent fantasy novel I had just read. It feels like this is what Cameron did, except he has no edit button like I did. The GOOD thing? He actually gets shit done. Me? I have 37 notebooks- college-ruled notebooks- full of false starts in my attic.
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Behave yourselves, lady and gentlemen.
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And the music swelled sealed his happiness... Then montage of him learning the customs and ways of life showed him getting closer to the navi... Then he became jaded by his own people just as grace did....they both were happy to live among the naviand in the film they are toons in the Roger rabbit sense but beings from another world...if you can accept that samwise and the other guy talk to gollum then this should be okI await your reply and clarification....
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If everybody else, including yourself, has done it before. All you need to do is use a different color of crayon than the last time.It's not like your audience is going to be demanding anything more.
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...that did make me feel all warm and glowy inside.
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It'll be easier for my little blond brain to remember.
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sixies starts crying by noon thirty
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what's the point? When it comes to [deleted], I'm not listening to you, and you're not listening to me. Maybe in three-four years, when Pedalback is still going strong, for our 250,000th post, we can re-visit the subject with a little more perspective.
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can handle my liquor. If nothing else.
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and you wont stop it...
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How do you think they feel? One of their twins dies, and the other one calls them up one day to tell them he's a big, gay blue cat!
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are you telling me that Jake seemed happy in his normal life?he seemed more "alive" in Na'vi world..happpier..more productive..he couldnt wait to go back each time, even to the point of not eating..and grace had to remind him...these elelments and the above WERE in the film..you cant argue that..
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Feb 05, 2010 10:44:05 AM CST
...for those who have just joined us, I enjoyed the hell...
by flickapoo
...out of [deleted]...but I'm a little argued out on it.And my Big Weepy AAAVIDAH Review pretty much covered my thoughts on the matter...
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it all makes sense...thats why the CHURCH doesnt like it...i think his parents would want him to be happy NO MATTER waht he is..another PBer brought up that Cams just jumps into it..do we really care that much about jakes backstory other than the opening narration? hes paralyzed..his bro died..his life sucks..he really has nothing to show for his life..so why not go to pandora?it seemed that when you go to pandora--its pretty much your life..round trip is 12 years..plus stay...
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All the things you mention are facile and proceed straightforwardly without a moment of dramatic tension or realistic - as in the way a real human would act - influence. It's story-telling short-cutting. You bought it with your whole, eye-raped heart. I laughed at its lurching, unconvincing silliness.
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change the subject. It's the whole reason I bracketed the damn movie's title so long ago; yet, I keep letting myself get sucked in.
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Ha...btw the white ribbon opened here this weekend...
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Feb 05, 2010 10:53:15 AM CST
...although one thing that I probably brought to [deleted]...
by flickapoo
...that wasn't really discussed in the movie is the travel time complication.I'm a big fan of Ursula K. LeGuin's SF novels...and she makes good use of the fact that traveling to another planet is like a death...by the time you get there everyone you know will be long gone. This new reality has a profound impact on people and society and LeGuin really digs into the psychology and sociology of it all.It only takes six years to get to Pandora supposedly, but still...there would be a profound dissociative [is that the correct word] on a person...making Sully potentially much more likely to willingly sever all ties.I thought the movie did a pretty good job of keeping the story moving while still suggesting Jake's depression at his situation...and the depressing prospect of a lifetime spent in gray steel corridors...
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little cartoon movie.This fine, blond waitress and I are gonna sit together on the other couch and sing wimp-rock songs to each other.
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"Down Under" was a rip off.
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The whole Robert Frost element. We sit around here, debating the subject of whether going to Pandora would create a disconnect between a human and their humanity, and whether a life-altering injury would further enhance this mental process... when the simple reality is, CAMERON JUST WANTED TO GET TO THE PART WHERE HE BLOWS THINGS UP. We're giving him WAY more credit than he deserves... and yet, he will claim responsibility for all of this. This was ALL part of his master plan... of course... [shaking head in disgust]
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I didn't see that happening so quickly. Stevie Nicks schooled her.
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...some real honest to Betsy work done for the next few hours.Here goes nothing...see you later.
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I love Men At Work. That guy's voice still sounds great... that episode of Scrubs was the mac-daddy.
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http://tinyurl.com/y8qhxf6
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Feb 05, 2010 11:05:15 AM CST
OK, all, I can't watch this... can someone else do it?
by scarywaitress
Tell me if it's as bad as I think it will be? Apparently, Niles Crane is rapping here?
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out-of-court.
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a 13-year-old Pee-Wee quarterback.Jebus®!
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"Ice cracked some of the bottles that had been left there in 1909, but the restorers said Friday they are confident the five crates contain intact bottles "given liquid can be heard when the crates are moved."
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...in Antarctica.
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Honestly, that's about 37 seconds more than I'm usually willing to give to hip-hop of any kind.
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...THE LEFT HAND OF DARKNESS?...THE WORD FOR WORLD IS FOREST?...CITY OF ILLUSIONS?...THE LATHE OF HEAVEN?...
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Never heard of Ursula K. LeGuin.
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Makes me warm in my tummy... How pooh of me
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And some rich white Republican fuck is going to get to sip it!
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WHAT THE HELL was he THINKING?
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"pooping again."
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The whole Men At Work story, ℅ Spinner.comhttp://tinyurl.com/ykljc8o
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...won both the Hugo and the Nebula awards...it's a classic.Of course a lot of people know her mostly for her great EARTHSEA (Taoist fantasy) books.
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Festival Awards. Hyde Pierce was hosting. He shouldn't be blamed.
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Where are you from?
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only that it was made into a SciFi Channel mini-series that I did not watch.
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god i love HOOK
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..."young adults"...although I hate that phrase.Her SF is regular grownup fare...highly recommended. Not at all techy. She's always more interested in psychology, sociology, and politics...and the planets in question are often relatively primitive, so sometimes technology has very little to do with the story at all.
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Feb 05, 2010 11:35:26 AM CST
Flick, can you tell us what project you're working on?
by subtitles_off
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attacks modern action-film-making while he's at it.http://tinyurl.com/y9g7s66©Ebert.com
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Scary, nice to hear you have a toddler... not because kids are the light of the world and all that stuff, but because it means you have big mom-boobs.
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Way to objectify our visitor. Sheesh.
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SDB, you never finished your 50 worst movies list.. I agreed with nearly all of them but not MATRIX REVOLUTIONS or SHOWGIRLS (I think both those films have some redeeming qualities). What was the top ten?
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...everything is moving very slowly just now on account of my temporary housewifitude. I just finished all the sketches and am about to begin the finals for another book by the same author (as the last one). A sensitive story about an immigrant boy from Eastern Europe who settles at a trading post in Navajo country around 1900 or so. It's a delicate little story...I hope I can do it justice. I'm feeling restless and want to try some new things, so...we'll see.I'm also polishing up an idea of my own (I've got a solid nibble of publisher interest...I just have get the damn thing presentable). The picture book business model (if you can call it that) usually relies heavily on smaller jobs to pay the bills, so I've been hesitating to push forward on just the book side of things...but you guys have succeeded in kicking my ass into realizing that I'd be an idiot not to go for it.I'll either be blessing you, or hunting you down one by one wanting revenge...we'll see...
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I just kicked over my coffee can. That's gonna ruin the carpet!
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...the contents become thick like molasses......gives you a few seconds to grab the can before everything spills out on the rug.
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and forgot the can was right there. Now, blammo, piss stink all over the rug! And, a urine-ruined Shamwow®!I've got company this weekend too!
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was about to finish
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FUCK YEAH!!
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...not the greatest movie, but really fun action set pieces.
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????
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...will have a thing or two to say about that...
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may Cams have mercy on my soul
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Feb 05, 2010 12:17:00 PM CST
to think we've discussed 2 of them in the last 48HRS...
by six demon bag
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THAT will teach me to eat lunch before I come on here.
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I thought that was canon. I refused to watch any adaptation of the Earthsea novels, on the grounds that any movie version would be inadequate. The Ecumen books are truly spellbinding as well. I'm always nervous about reading sci-fi by someone who is a proven genius in fantasy, but I honestly couldn't tell you which genre I prefer when it comes to LeGuin.
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Each one in a theater.I've seen a lot more than just 7 of the worst movies ever made. It's just that the list of Worst Movies Ever Made in my head has replaced a lot of those obvious choices.
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I have a toddler. That does not make me the Great Breastacled Earth Mother. Also, I stopped breastfeeding over a year ago... Christ, my kid is 2 and a half. That would just be gross... there are über-boobers that do that, though. They claim their kids grow up alright... me, I think bf'ing a child who can ask for it by name is a little weird. Which, of course, should answer your question, Cobra.
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WWF's new female tag-team champions.
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Greatest Roller Derby team name, ever.
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...my stinkOmeter is alert and quivers like a dog's nose.And DREAMCATCHER wasn't very good, but I can think of many, many worse movies
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German women's Olympic bob-sledders.
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...on the grounds that it is shitting on a classic. The Love Guru was stupid, it's true, but really, we should expect that from Mike Myers, he stopped being relevant after the FIRST Austin Powers. I'm amazed he had a career. I watched parts of the Wayne's World movie recently... talk about a one trick pony.
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The only CamTech® movie I'll ever pay $25 to see.I'm kind of a cretin in that way.
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the whorish fraggle on FRAGGLE ROCK..yeah i went there
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...other people's posts.
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CITIZEN KANE compared to JAWS 3D.Sure, that's an indefensible exaggeration, but you know what I mean.
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...with two little fraggle babies swinging from her teats. HOLY SHIT, I can't believe I just shat that out there in black and white.
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with JAWS 4..quoth mike---no i havent seen the film, but ive seen the house it built...you are a gentlemen...and the only reason its watchable..outshines the last starfighter in every scene..
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It's nine o'clock in the Pedalback
The usual suspects log in
Subtitles_Off is posting the Subbary
Typin' love at Teddy and SixDemon
He says, Stabby can you write me a parody
I'm not really sure how it should go
But it should be professional like ‘moose’s confessional
And it most definitely shouldn’t blow
Da da da de de da
da da de de da da da
Post us a song, here in the Pedalback
Post us a song today
Well, we're all in the mood for a parody
And we need something not gay
Now Continetalop is a friend of ours
He educates us on classic film for free
And Cheeses is quick with a joke especially when he smokes
And at 3 in the mornin’ there's no place that he'd rather be
He says ’moose, I don’t believe in the moon landing
As the smile ran away from moose’s face
Well, I'm sure that it’s all a conspiracy
And I can prove it at this place:
(infowars.com)
Da da da de de da
da da de de da da da
Now, Flicka is a stay at home dad illustrator
Who gets drunk on ginger ale and wine
And he's talking with Colonel who's not really a Colonel
But likes to play one online
And Scary Waitress is typing about politics
As Cheeses slowly gets stoned
Yes, they're sharing a Talkback called loneliness
But it's better than posting alone
Post us a song, here in the Pedalback
Post us a song today
Well, we're all in the mood for a parody
And we need something not gay
It's a pretty good crowd for a Friday,
And Subtitles_Off sends us a “Woo-Hoo!”
'Cause he knows that the Pedalback is the Number 1 Talkback
And it will be at least until [deleted] 2.
And the Pedalback looks like a carnival
And Japanese_Beef_Salad_Tosser tries to steal our a mojo
And Cobra types in the subject box instead of the text box
And says "Billy Joel doesn’t exist in this dojo!”
Da da da de de da
da da de de da da da
Post us a song, here in the Pedalback
Post us a song today
Well, we're all in the mood for a parody
And we need something not gay
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Just wait until they remaster it. THEN you will see it in all its glory.
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Feb 05, 2010 12:37:35 PM CST
..."Which, of course, should answer your question, Cobra."...
by flickapoo
...BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!Great exchange...Cobra, nice serve...and Scary spiked it.
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im trashy like that...trashy like a fraggle whore.
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quoth a fellow PBer
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Trophy for life. No fucking contest. Da de da dede dah, de dah.
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Fucking GOLD.
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Sorry if I forgot to mention anyone in the song. If so, let me know and I'll make an extra special mix for ya!
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...that Billy Joel song about Vietnam...
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...cool.
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Uber-boober - did you make that up Scary? It's the sort of phrase Diablo Cody dreams about creating. If the press got hold of that one they'd love it.
I can imagine the celebrity-obsessed women's mags (you know the ones all about Brangelina, Jenn Aniston and Sarah Horseface Parker) doing entire "Uber-Boober" articles.. chance to show pap-snaps of curvy figures like Christina Hendricks and Salma Hayek and write a load of old bobbins. -
I got it off the snarky, bitchy, mean-ass mommy board I frequent. You want to have some fun, you should check it out sometime. There's a lot of drivel about nannies, bonuses from Goldman-Sachs (lots of ny-ers on here,) and school districts, but some of the political discussions can get fucking RAW. http://www.youbemom.com
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Genius. And somehow that song is the perfect fit for the Pedalback, like 'the cheers bar' as Conti once described it.
What with Stabby's lyrics and Scary's boobs I think this Pedalback has shot for the moon and reached the stars. -
Does the mommy board ever attract lactose-loving horndogs, posing as soccer moms to chat about feeding bras, chaff nipples, and milky leaks to feed their perverted obsession?
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...of of the YouBeMom board for swearing or challenging others. If you actually harass someone, you might, but I think you'd have to go a LOOOOONG way. 'moose, you would have a field day. Just type in a new post about how you think anyone who formula-feeds is Satan. Then watch the fireworks.
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Sample of a post today: "last thing you did that surprised dh sexually. thinking i might spring something on him vday." What follows are suggestions of a variety of sexual positions.
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Haha, I just followed your link Waitress - this isn't you I hope?
"I feel like I was the one dh should have married, nice girl, smart, successful, stable family. We are now divorcing after 15 years of marriage, and found out he has been cheating with...(more) (8 replies)
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That was aces buddy!
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Waitress, what's 'dh'?
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1. Post as much as you can in the SUBJECT LINE. When you run out of room, it automatically overflows into the body (not like here.)
2.WHAT THINGS MEAN dh=dear husband, dw=dear wife, dc=dear child, db=dear baby. 3. Stay on the toddler board- that's where all the action is. 4. It's TOTALLY anonymoose (no handles!) however, there is some differentiation OP= original post(er), OR= original respond (er) 5. It's VERY fast-moving. YB makes AICN look like molasses. If you get something good going, you'll want to sticky that post so it comes up first. HAVE FUN 'moose! -
I just watched it again last week...I had thought that the only way the original trumps it is the Ed O'Neil cameo, but then he pops up in 2, as crazy as ever.
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i got lines i wont cross...maybe after a few sips
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...I have to go for a while, but the wager is to see who can instigate the most filthy youbemom response...GO!
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...a major smackdown. I go there to let my inner Red Sonja pull her sword of righteousness and lop off some heads.
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i'd like to think i have an EYE for details..ill be sure to cross the t's and dot the..lower case j's
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...make us look like virgin schoolboys...and holy fucking fast typers. I don't think I can compete in there...
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NOW ya got lines?
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...bye Ted. See everyone later.
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http://tinyurl.com/ygt47jt
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Waitress, you answered my post before you'd even read it.I think that means you're telepathically and erotically linked to the dojo dick - don't fight it, just let it happen.
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Oh well, he'd never have seen it anyway.
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wow. van halen! who else?
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http://tinyurl.com/yjluw3v
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In Philadelphia, its worth fifty dollars.
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I'll bet that even if I had had sound, that still wouldn't have made any sense.
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Am I right?
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oh man i burned my hands
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Can't bring myself to register over there. Guess I have lines too. Who knew?
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My GF just walked in on me watching that Angel Force video. I didn't even know what to say or how to explain it.
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And I didn't even discover that movie until my late teens-early twenties. Sadly, far too late for the seminal adolescent experience of seeing Jamie Lee Curtis as a hooker. What the hell? Did everyone jump ship?
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but its fukken lightening fast...when you reply it jumps toi the newest posts...the ladies are posting whatever pops into their heads
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Feb 05, 2010 1:55:03 PM CST
Yes, sixies... it's a dazzling world, bright and vivid...
by scarywaitress
...yet amounting to nothing. Huh. It's the website version of [deleted], but without the action and adventure... yet four times the filth and depravity. Comes complete with voyeuristic thrills. Batteries not included. Details inside.
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Not the slightest idea of how to find you guys. I think I'll just sit tight and keep the home fires burning. And if you're not back by dawn, yeah, I'll call the president.
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Good afternoon, Miss Waitress.
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on the @$$holes comics review column? Another thumbs up.
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I'll have that stuck in my head for hours now.
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...don't use that tone with me!" How can you NOT love this mommy site????? COME ON!!!
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and I thought HEAVEN'S GATE was just a colossal, but interesting and well-made, bomb?
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...just to brown my girls up a bit." Is that one of you guys?
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Former Sen. Tom Tancredo says Obama won because "we do not have a civics, literacy test before people can vote in this country.”
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A PBer would have called them "titties", not "girls."
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"Face tattoos say, 'I've gone as far as I want to go in society, and in fact, I think I'm going to take a few steps back.'" Aw naw she dih-ent!
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everyones at Scary's other hangout it seems.
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That's because it IS very good. I'm biased, I guess, but Planet Hulk is one of the best animated Marvel films yet. Well animated, voiced, written, and violenced. A keeper, like I said.
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You have to fucking LOVE how these morons didn't have ANY idea they were naming their movement after a sex act... NO, not even a sex act, it's more of a dumb prank. Classic.
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I haven't seen Heaven's Gate, so I can't speak to its quality, but we both know that it is, sadly, the norm to equate 'bomb' with 'bad movie'. And I still contend that NO ONE gets what Tom Green was doing with Freddy Got Fingered.
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Teabaggers arrive at their convention dressed as The Statue of Liberty?Where is it being held, Col.?
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I'm a little scared about wading into the mommy boards.
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"If they forgot to take off their shoes before they passed out..."
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"What's up with this - my DH has no problems getting hard but is having a difficult time coming during sex and even BJs. Pyschological? (5 replies)"
posted on 2/5/10 3:10pm ■maybe you just don't do it for him
posted on 2/5/10 3:12pm
■I would say not, he should ask urologies
posted on 2/5/10 3:12pm posted on 2/5/10 3:15pm hidereply
■Talk dirty to him. That will suss out if it's psychological or physical. Tell a dirty story about having a threesome or something and watch him pop his load all over the place.
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The Last Temptation of the Pedalback.
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Oh, I bet the Free Speech going on up in that fucktarded place would make your ears fall off.
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6:51:18
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Shit. Fuck. Tits. You see?
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holy shit. Keep it going.
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Cannah blame 'em coz they don' know.
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■Talk dirty to him. That will suss out if it's psychological or physical. Tell a dirty story about having a threesome or something and watch him pop his load all over the place.
posted on 2/5/10 3:15pm
"we tried that and it didn't work either."
posted on 2/5/10 3:18pm
■Try a roleplay where he's the CEO of a huge company and your his secretary trying to get the job, and you'll do *anything* to get it. Guys love that power thing - works every time
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Was it YOU that called last night? I heard about it today...
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She sounds just like some crazy ol' cowboy leakin' tobacky from the gaping maw what was once 'is lower jaw.
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"Breastfeeding my child by day and my dh by night! Is he a perv or do all guys do this? "
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i heard dh masturbating last night. he prob thought i was still sleeping. i didn't show any sign of waking up. i'm worried about talking to him about it...
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the big Smallville movie tonight?
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...but don't forget to come back and have civil discourse every now and then. YB will rot your soul.
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And that is a bad bad memory for me.
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Breastfeeding my child by day and my dh by night! Is he a perv or do all guys do this? (12 replies)
posted on 2/5/10 3:31pm
■perv
posted on 2/5/10 3:31pm
■WHAT?
posted on 2/5/10 3:32pm
■I, um, what?
posted on 2/5/10 3:33pm
■this is a fetish that turns my stomach. tell him to save it for baby
posted on 2/5/10 3:33pm
■the worrying thing is... if im being honest i do quite enjoy it!
posted on 2/5/10 3:34pm
■so you let down and everything? it does make the hormones go crazy, still makes me queasy to think about though. if you both like it, have fun.. just don't mention it to anyone you
knowposted on 2/5/10 3:35pm
■It's not like he drinks a lot of it but it makes him hard as a rock and he certainly enjoys it. Should I tell him no more?
posted on 2/5/10 3:37pm
■ewww
posted on 2/5/10 3:34pm
■i hope this is a joke, makes me want to throw up
posted on 2/5/10 3:34pm
■no, please tell me you are joking
posted on 2/5/10 3:34pm
■blech
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■he really likes it?
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Feb 05, 2010 2:43:28 PM CST
Scary, I may just use this as a way to get a better idea
by colonelfatheart
of what the future Mrs. Fatheart is thinking about. And for stupid fucking jokes.
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Please be aware of this in your everyday interactions with actual, human women. This has been a Public Service Announcement from your favorite local Waitress.
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Colonel - your 'masturbation' thread has garnered A LOT of attention. I've made it one of my 'stickies'...
Waitress, you've just unleashed hell upon the moms... bravo! -
I don't watch tv as it happens, only in hindsight. Tho my roomies and I have been talking about catching up on the show just for shits and giggles. We used to have a great drinking game worked out for that show.
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Colonel, you just jumped up a few notches in my esteem.
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drop in a Bruce Wayne cameo, but I'm not curious enough to watch it myself.
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fucking around.
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"I don't know how Elin could work things out with that piece of shit." says mom
"Right. Like if Tiger walked into a bar where you were having a night out and told you to meet him in his Rolls and suck his cock you wouldn't do it." says Cobra. -
Alright, which one of you guys posted that? Almost got your cover blown.
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And you can take that to the bank.
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Unleashing Cobra on that web site. Wait 'til Cheeses checks in.
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You said that THERE or you said that HERE? Or both?
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Fuck me sideways.
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I always imagine I look really hot when I'm running at the gym. Then I see a woman with a similar body type working out and realize I probably don't look that hot. So deflating (22 replies)
just don't ever watch a video of yourself running. i speak from experience.
tell me about it. and i'm down to 105 lbs
i hope you are 4'1
actually 5'4
you've gotten too skinny.
trust me. i really don't look it.
trust me, you DO
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Later taters.
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'You take care of your business! Gundars!'
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Feb 05, 2010 3:29:57 PM CST
Sorry, I have to quote something heinous every so often.
by tedkordlives
Like 'I Spy'. Which is still, in my mind, the last Eddie Murphy movie. I think he retired after that, or turned into Cuba Gooding Jr. or something.
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will be DHs come on my tits."Own up, which one of you was it?
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Fukken chaos...
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We're animals! ANIMALS I TELL YOU!
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Youbemom.com
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Waitress hipped us to it.http://www.youbemom.com
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I HAVE been over there, but it's so crazy I can't figure out where everyone's at. Plus, there's so much going on that it crashes my computer when I try to look around for my gang. So I'm here, quoting bad Owen Wilson movies.
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I just found it. So, uh, which section is everyone in?
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...the speed...the instant gratification...these moms are like Piter from DUNE...
...It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. -
"I had a very intense dream last night that Locke and Sayid were zombies." Durrrr, what? Insanity.
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...toddler board is where all the action is apparently. dh = dear husband, dw = dear wife, dd = dear daughter etc...
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so people will come, but, then, she looks around and says, "Hey I know a place where the beers is only a dime," so everybody leaves, and you're left with a giant bowl of chips and a tub of guacamole.
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I'm not even going to correct her grammar.
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All the geeks are off cyber-cumming on mom tits.
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...the speed and complete anonymity make that place compelling, but lack of a handle means that you can never be known...never have anyone to cuddle with in the morning...
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...is just tears in the rain.
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I don't know who's who over there, and I admit I find that...disturbing. I'm still here, tho.
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Cobra, I'll bet.
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I have to work (sigh.) Catch y'all tonight, gents!
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It's too much bother, actually, for an old man.
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See ya round the campfire.
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I'm the hot girl you invite to the party, who says, "Hey guys, before dinner, let's go look in this window over here!" but then, everyone gets bored and we all come back and EAT your guacamole. Because, at the end of the day, we all want the REAL FOOD. Mark my words. It's a temporary distraction.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z5JsrO7378
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...if you have a keyword, it's no problem finding a thread.
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Calling it a "sell-out" crowd and failing to mention any of the controversy regarding speakers dropping out, sponsors dropping out, complaints about the contradictory "for-profit" aspect of it, and the fact that only right-wing media sources were allowed to cover it. How typical.
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And I'm pretty sure that I do.
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Awesoma powah!
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'If you have a keyboard, it's no problem finding a thread.' And I felt really dumb for a second.
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YAH YOUWSSTUPIKD COW I'DF VUKDKNOLJI????
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Figured it was Anonymoose!
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...button on your Rolling Stone link yesterday...I'd say we're even, but I think I'm still stupider.
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yesterday he couldn't figure out a "next" button. He's a quick learner!Proud of you, Flick!
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I've easily got that beat. Pick a board, any board.
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...over there. They smell a rat.
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HAH!
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and got linked to a thread where they were all arguing about whether it was OK for their dhs to show their ds their penis.
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...that first image of Lil' Wayne (sp) wasn't very motivating.They should have started with Brit'Navi.
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asking Sixies to stop counting James Cameron's money.
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Feb 05, 2010 4:37:39 PM CST
...he didn't use the word "genitals" in his post...just the link
by flickapoo
...so it wouldn't show up.Incidentally, what is the consensus on flashing your ds?
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about a third of them are cool with it, unless it's just one typing a lot of responses.
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I cant tell if this is serious or pple fucking around. Talking about affairs and whatnot. Or maybe its you guys.
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How does this sound:
1.Dark Discovery-James Horner, Aliens Soundtrack (The Guardians)
2.Monitor-Siouxie & the Banshees (The Manhunters)
3.Star Trek:Wrath of Khan Opening Title-James Horner (Green Lantern Corps.)
4.Wicked Gravity-Jim Carroll Band (Hal Jordan)
5.High Step-Sage Francis (Guy Gardner)
6.Einstein-Tech Nine (John Stewart)
7.Winter Overture-Kronos Quartet, Requiem for a Dream Soundtrack (Coast City)
8.Veteran of the Psychic Wars-Blue Oyster Cult (Parallax)
9.Thunderstruck-AC/DC (Kyle Rayner)
10.Titanic Vandalism-The Go! Team (Kyle vs. Parallax)
11.Elevation-U2 (Kyle becomes Ion)
12.Fear in the Night-Stiffs,Inc. (Sinestro Corps.)
13.Blue Lamp-Stevie Nicks (Hope)
14.Hey Man, Nice Shot-Filter (Rage)
15.Love & Caring-Crystal Castles (Love)
16.Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson (Greed)
17.All For Spinning You Around-The New Pornographers (Compassion)
18.Massacre-Thin Lizzy (Blackest Night) Well? -
Kudos to you, sir!
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I made one of those based on Batman. All the decent songs from the movies and TV plus anything else I could find referencing Batman. Made all the packaging for it, too.
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I delcare Sage Francis to be most certainly NOTSHIT. Start with the song posted above, and work your way thru this guy's body of work. Truly awesome stuff. Sage Francis. For the record.
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...we've got this whole thing backwards, ScaryWaitress was sent to infiltrate us. One of our wives or girlfriends hangs out at that mom site and is sick of her boyfriend (one of us) spending so much time on AICN...so she sent one of her Sisters Of Sappho to infiltrate Pedalback knowing that an invitation to spy on the girls would be too much to resist. They also know that eventually we'll get bored and leave them alone...but they hope that by then it'll be too late.Also, they hope to prevent us from reaching 50K...they know 50K will make us unstoppable.
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23 "tracks" and 70 minutes of stuff.
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all they'd really have to do is put the nookie on lockdown.
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http://tinyurl.com/yjb66l9
"he told me he was pretty small down there, but when we met he was hung like a moose. lots of fun with that one i can tell you."
"he was strange as heck tho. he had a thing about taping fake plastic fingers to his fists. and he would walk on all fours like an animal" -
I second D. Vader's kudo. And now will join in on the geekiness:
Alternate to your Blackest Night choice: People who died - Jim Carrol Band.
Where is the Sinestro theme song? I vote "Run Like Hell" by Pink Floyd (fits his fascist agenda IMO). -
Did you have some Wesley Willis on there, I hope?
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on "Veterans of the Psychic wars"?
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...exact opposite of Occam's razor.
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The three Harry Potter kids were the highest paid in Hollywood last year. Amazing. Even more amazing that the studio didn't lock them down into some sort of contract when they were 11 years old. They must have had an inkling even then of how big the movies would be. Just blows my mind.
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Do you have a link because i am to lazy to look it up myself.
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Tinyurl your thread when you reference it here, so we old guys can find it.
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Conti, I'm already using the JC Band for Hal's song. Don't like to double dip, as perfect as that song would be. I gave the Sinestro Corps WAR a song, do you think Sinny himself needs one too?
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And no I did not. I'll have to give it another listen. Like right now, as I take a smoke break and walk to the 7-11 for pre-packaged hard boiled eggs.
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So does his arch-nemesis. Maybe Carol Ferris/Star Sapphire needs one too?
"Flower" by Liz Phair? -
Feb 05, 2010 5:18:51 PM CST
v-day gift suggestion for someone you haven't been dating long
by anonymoose
http://tinyurl.com/yzwzybo
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I could be wrong. Is that off "Agents of Fortune?"
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I don't think Teddy saw that!
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We should figure out a double album for Secret Wars.
I'm suggesting we start with "2,000 Light Years from Home" by the Rolling Stones, and then follow it with "Also sprach Zarathustra" by Richard Strauss for when the Beyonder shows up. -
http://tinyurl.com/ylkq3gz
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To the tones of sweet Kenny G.
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As soon as I posted it I wished I'd typed "Cheeses" instead.
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Feb 05, 2010 5:37:06 PM CST
Go back to the v-day gift thread. I'm making more suggestions.
by anonymoose
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That's GOLD.
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If you posted that Moose, that is a comedy classic.
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But as far as my GL CD goes, I'm limited by what's on my Itunes. Which doesn't happen to have any Pink Floyd on it. Keep suggesting, tho.
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...enough.I think my life could be fuller, richer...and I think hog wild is just the place to start.
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Is this 'meta-posting' or what?
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...I tried to bring 'boss' back. Now I'm missing three fingers off my left hand.
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For you Batman compilation tape, did you have Ozzy's "Crazy Train" or Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage"?
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Uber-boobies.
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Unlike Teddy, who is evoking a mood with his mix, I kept it more literal. Specific tracks from the Batman soundtracks and songs that actually reference Batman, plus little sound bites.
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I think our Theme Song might be the Beatles "Get Back."
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My version of 'Veteran of the Psychic Wars' is offa the 'Heavy Metal' soundtrack. And couldn't discern any female voice at all, backing or otherwise.
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...spaces didn't work.
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Or whatever you call it.
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On a number of levels...
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I looked it up. Patti Smith sings on "Revenge of Vera Gemini," which she wrote. I guess she schtooped a member of BoC at one time.
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if it weren't for The pedalback, I wouldn't even know what Occam's Razor meant.
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Feb 05, 2010 5:57:26 PM CST
BTW, the link I just posted in the v-day thread is VERY NSFW
by anonymoose
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..."Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
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If you tell a girl that you're gonna steal third base, she may take that to mean that you intend to rape her. Just a heads up, guys.
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Not Safe For Human Eyes!GAWD®!Seri-UP-ously®! Don't look!
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She's standing in water
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How'd you do that?
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She was supposed to sitting in the grass.
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above the patch as a belly-button to get the space you want. And add hips, please. That'll be perfect.
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Emma Watson is named Hollywood's highest paid female actorHarry Potter actor Emma Watson reportedly earned £20m in 2009, putting her in 14th place in Vanity Fair rich list.
There was little doubt that Emma Watson had come a long way since playing the bespectacled swot Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, the first blockbuster hit featuring the boy wizard.
But just how far she has progressed in financial terms was revealed today when the 19-year-old was named Hollywood's highest paid female actor.
Towering above more seasoned performers such as Sarah Jessica Parker and Angelina Jolie, the star raked in £20m last year in Vanity Fair's list of Hollywood's top 40 earners.
She came 14th in the overall list, and alongside Cameron Diaz was one of only two women in the top 20. She reportedly earned £10m for the final two instalments of the Potter films, The Deathly Hallows parts 1 and 2. Co-star Rupert Grint came just behind her in 15th position.
A regular sight on the front rows of fashion shows in London and Paris, Watson last year won a lucrative advertising deal with Burberry and this year launched a clothing collection in collaboration with the ethical label People Tree.
Meanwhile Daniel Radcliffe, who played Harry in the films, made £26m, putting him sixth in the table, and bestowing upon him the honour of being the highest paid actor on Vanity Fair's list, the top five positions all taken by directors. His earnings are also likely to be higher than estimated, as other sources of income, such as a promotional deal with Orlando's new Hogwarts theme park, were not counted.
The title of top earner went to Michael Bay, the maker of the latest Transformers film, Revenge of the Fallen, with an income thought to exceed £78m, while Steven Spielberg was in second place with more than £53m estimated earnings.
It's been a good year for James Cameron, whose record-breaking Avatar could sweep the floor at this year's Oscars, having been nominated for nine awards. Avatar recently overtook his last film, Titanic, to become the highest grossing movie ever made. His earning, estimated at £31m, put him at number four in the list.
Tom Hanks, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Nicolas Cage and Russell Crowe all made it into the list, compiled by the magazine after a process of interviewing agents, lawyers, studio executives, and sometimes stars themselves, about earnings.
It takes into account other revenue sources than film-making, such as modelling contracts and sponsorships.
According to the annual Forbes rich list, published last July, Angelina Jolie was the highest-paid actress in Hollywood, making $27m (£17.2m) between June 2008 and June 2009.
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"A box of chocolates. The box needs to be heart shaped. By heart shaped I mean like a real heart. And by that I mean a real heart. It doesn't have to be human."
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Well, maybe you had to be there, insinuating rape.
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BTW - I consider this a productive day.
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Feb 05, 2010 6:19:55 PM CST
...sorry Ted, it was good...we got distracted by nipples...
by flickapoo
...I apologize.
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...if that's what you're into.
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You just gotta get the spaces right.
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We're children!
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The Imperial March from ESB.
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He gave me the nipple.And, Scary hipped us to uber-boobies.Still, we should be ashamed.
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Feb 05, 2010 6:23:30 PM CST
...I'm old fashioned. I like the hips a little wider than...
by flickapoo
...the boobs.Not these twelve year old boys with big breasts that kids like today...
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Posting multiple lines in a thread title?
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We talkin' surprise sex here?
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http://tinyurl.com/yzwzybo
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Feb 05, 2010 6:27:41 PM CST
If I knew what he meant by Alt 255 I'd give it another try.
by subtitles_off
Boobies Alt 255, Alt 255, centered navel left parenthesis Alt 255 Alt 255 centered triangle Alt 255 Alt 255 right parenthesis
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Your mind will never be the same.
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Nobody gives a shit about Subby's mind. He'll take one for the team.
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something by Bowie, sung in Portuguese.
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Got me a glass of Shannon Ridge cab sav. Mmmm mm.
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The Pedalback song.It's not like he's doing anything other than sitting around hoping Elton John will call and book him for tours.I bet we could get him to do it if we all chipped in $5.
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"Breakfast In America" by Supertramp because I hate that "Alice's Restaurant" song.
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'Insinuating surprise sex at a co-worker' No wonder it didn't go over well, in was in the wrong language.
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If you're into that sort of thing
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Um, 'cause people can be into a whole lot of weird things.
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Looked "better" before I posted it. Teach me to try and play god.
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It's been a good day. Type @ yas tomorrow. All be good.
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I probably won't be back until Monday. By then I hope to have thought of a theme song for Absorbing Man and the Wrecking Crew for the Secret Wars Soundtrack.
See you gentlemen until next time. -
Conti creates an abomination. Because that exchange was fucking priceless.
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"It is an abomination Subs"
BWAH-HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!! -
Did we de-evolve? Man did I miss the Unicode porn wars? Teach me to go out to dinner with my family
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I guess all it takes is one day of one girl hanging out here for everyone to completely lose it.
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...of happy faces and places to sit.
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...I'm a romantic.
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Baby you make me wish I had three hands
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"Look who's talking."
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...an AICN tradition.
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...spoiled the whole thing.
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I get it! I totally get it!
Bwah-hahah-hahahaha-AHAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
Later guys, I'll try to type @ ya from home if I can. -
Feb 05, 2010 7:55:17 PM CST
I wouldn't be surprised if EssDub never came backafter put di
by six demon bag
Not one bit
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Is what it's supposed to say
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"... for everyone to completely lose it." Oh that's funny.
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holy crap its the trifoce
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i wish i read your BOOK .... on how to do these symbol things.
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Feb 05, 2010 10:19:35 PM CST
Op's abomination looks like a bubble with a claw hand
by takingscorpioscalls
presenting you some choice Robocop 2 Nuke® drugs while its chub hangs confidentally downward.
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Feb 05, 2010 10:21:54 PM CST
Come on guys you dont need her, she too big for you
by takingscorpioscalls
i tellin you in this country first you get the money, than you get the powa, then you get the wimen.
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...but the v-day post was FUCKING GOLD. No worries, guys. This tragicomic display is what I come here for. KUDOS TO ALL. D.Vader, I applaud your choice of Cab... although, I'm feeling peckish for a Pinot, myself. God... YB will never be the same. Thank GOD*. *DISCLAIMER: This poster does not believe in the existence of God, or condone organized religion.
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Hell yeah.
Time to DRINK and TYPE, bitches! -
Not too rough on the MeatSuit I hope
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And I just told my girl I'd finish my drink, check some Facebook stuff, and head to bed. Course, that *was* about 45 minutes ago... Ahem. I guess she's asleep by now...
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Wife is down for the count....damn margs
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...and talk about wine. Pretty kick-ass. D.Vader... you and me both. The ball-and-chain is whining that we need to bond... I think I'm signing off. If I'm not back in 10 minutes, I'll catch y'all later. I gotta get outta this corset, anyway.
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And here I am eating quesadillas. Ugh. You in the wine business EssDubb?
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...she's not wrong. There was a decent joke in there somewhere, but the end result was just weird and a little creepy.
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Don't get me started, I will bore the shit out of you re:Argentine Malbec. FWIW, though, I am NOT a snob. I eschew snobbery, in the wine field and elsewhere in life.
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Katie bigelow is 58...she's aged quite nice.
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Every time I refresh, that fucking "slaughtering kittens" post flashes in front of my eyes, and I have to relive the image over and over again. FUCK YOU SOYLENT MEAN.
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Been working as a distributor since I was a kid.
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What state?
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Feb 05, 2010 11:06:56 PM CST
...it's cool though. A good all-caps rant just multiplies...
by flickapoo
...a joke. I didn't quite get the wording right, but Scary finished the job for me.
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...buried?
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Feb 05, 2010 11:21:33 PM CST
Sixies... there's wine from a box, and then there's juice with a
by scarywaitress
If it says Franzia or Almaden, it's juice with alcohol. That being said, I don't disagree with you. It keeps a lot longer... if, of course, you're the stingy type who only sips one glass a night. (heh.) On that note, good night all... I mean it this time.
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That's what my subject line should have said.
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...I'm sure someone is in Philadelphia...can't remember who. You get up ungodly early some mornings for someone on Huston time.
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Haven't had time to read the day's posts yet...what'd I miss???
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and, she was frowning when she said it...What's up in H-town?
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HHHHHAAAAAAAaaaaaa!!!!!!!!That was fuckin' brilliant, Stabby...that got you the lifetime achievement award, and look at how young you are!!!!You're the first pedalbacker to get a lifetime achievement award, but I bet you'll get more than one...Aces man!!!
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Flick figured out the truth about the Mommyback....I laughed SSSOOOO hard at Cobraman and the Colonel & others's posts from there, my daughter had to come down stairs to see what i was laughing at...Sounds like it was fun... Pedalbackers are some sick fucks...[Deleted} bless you...
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Queen of Sci-fi/Fantasy...Saw the 1980 tv version of 'Lathe of Heaven'...That was my only experience with her imagination...I really should read more of her works...but I have to read all this shit everyday that you guys type while I sleep or go to work just to keep up with the Jones... , Back when I devoured SF/Fantasy novels in the mid to late 70's and nid 80's, I enjoyed the works of Andre Alice Norton...which is probably why I like James Cameron's storytelling..
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And he doesn't slit his wrists with it...We're making progress..
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Feb 06, 2010 1:24:39 AM CST
Teddy, I left you a voice mail about the call last night...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Was that your 'Darth Maul' tattooed apprentice I spoke to? She sounded cute...whatever that means..
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Two hours of my life I will never get back. But, I am now sufficiently fucked up enough to really start crankin'...
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Feb 06, 2010 1:32:42 AM CST
I do not have to be anywhere until Tuesday morning...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
I'm pretty sure I am going to need some adult supervision...
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if she isn't a chick, she deserves a Pedalback Medal for gender bending conspiracy in a supporting role...
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if Scary isn't a chick...
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She's a whole other story, actually.
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The 10 billion dollar mega-corporation that I work for recently felt it necessary to to publish it's official Human Resources Policy concerning 'gender transitional' employees...Is it REALLY that big of a potential liability? What jury is gonna convict an employer if some of their employee's make fun of someone who paid a doctor to cut their dick cut off...???
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they knew who Ted Cord was...
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Whaddya gonna do?
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noone got my cypher to your work #...
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It's tedious introducing yourself three times, but again, whaddya gonna do?
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Except when Einstien tries to fuck with it...
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You got 3 calls?
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I hope work didn't give you any shit...
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It's been so long I'D forgotten.
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???Which time are you talkin' about? August or last night?
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Oh fuck what is that from? Nah nobody fucked with me. It just adds to the mystique.
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Tho last night is lookin a little hazy.
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Lunch today is only a vauge recollection...
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http://tinyurl.com/4gkwbm
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I never knew that...Did you stand me up for a bigger name pedalbacker?
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Earlier today I thought Subby had gotten my work number based off other loosed-lip shit I've blathered on about. Then I checked my messages.
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and soon...
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Totally holds up.
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John & Kurt laugh their asses off, while totally respecting the movie.
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"Of course not."
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when I rented it in like '85 or something...Read all the praise, but can't remember much about it...Kinda, like like Alan Quartermain and The Solomon's Mines....Only I remember I liked it better...
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If, indeed that IS the title of the Quartermain movie with that priest from the Thorn Birds...
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Gotta get back to Monitor Duty.
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I'm sure the inside of your eyelids need some monitoring...Sweet Dreams of Power Girl's tits...
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on weekends...Nothing but 'Girls Gone Wild' info-mercials and Pam Anderson roasts...
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Just cracking beer #10...
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won't win any competitive drinking contests...At least not in Texas...
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I often have to pull some strings...
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it's improper for the larger one to be on top...
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a car with a roof...
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Vaccume penis pumps are advertised on Comedy Central...And, a Wilt Chamberlain look-a-like is one of the spokes person cameos...
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until at least Flick has to get up with 'lil Flick which should be soon. Toddlers are no respector of Saturday morning sleep ins...
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At issue...Use of the 'R' word...http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/20100205/ts_ynews/ynews_ts1114
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Feb 06, 2010 4:44:30 AM CST
Michael Jackson's physician/murderer to be charged...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
"The circus that swirled around Michael Jackson when he was alive rolled on Friday as the doctor expecting to be accused of involuntary manslaughter in his death planned to stage a surrender at a courthouse but called it off after prosecutors announced charges will be filed next week."http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100206/ap_on_en_mu/us_michael_jackson_doctor;_ylt=AqDhFmagBAdHOZ58cijkJEGs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTN0djVobG5zBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTAwMjA2L3VzX21pY2hhZWxfamFja3Nvbl9kb2N0b3IEY2NvZGUDbW9zdHBvcHVsYXIEY3BvcwM5BHBvcwM2BHB0A2hvbWVfY29rZQRzZWMDeW5faGVhZGxpbmVfbGlzdARzbGsDY2hhcmdlc3RvYmVmBite me, Tiny.url addicts...
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100206/ap_on_re_us/us_todd_palin_e_mails
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...it's a little...damp too, but Cheeses had a long lonely night shift. I would never hold it against him.
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...but now we have the mystery of who's responsible for the wet spot.
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...THORN BIRD MINES.
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What?! What won't come out no more?!
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While Nintendo has never provided an official timeline for the many adventures of Mario, forensic science holds the key to piecing together the complicated life of one of this generation's most iconic figures.
By taking into account such physical characteristics as his full-bodied mustache and mental traits such as the acuity needed to perform certain tasks (breaking bricks with cranium), we can make reasonable assumptions about the man's age during the events of each game.
Here, for the first time, is the most accurate representation of Mario's life as we know it.
Age 0-1: Dropped by a stork onto the back of a dinosaur in the Mushroom Kingdom. Rescues brother from the clutches of a magical turtle on a broomstick.
Age 1-35: New York-based paisan plumber.
Age 36 and one day: Signs lucrative contract with the Endless Barrel Company. Arrives at the construction site of their future headquarters to take preliminary measurements, winds up rescuing a young woman from the clutches of a large ape.
Age 36 and two days: While connecting the Endless Barrel Company's plumbing system to the city lines, Mario and his brother Luigi happen upon a series of abandoned chambers full of turtles, crabs and flies. They spend the entire day in a murderous rampage, stomping everything they come across.
Age 36 and three days: Magically warped to another dimension, where a Princess must be saved from the clutches of a large turtle. Grows to twice his size, shoots fire from his palms, becomes invincible for short periods of time. Remains speechless throughout the ordeal.
Age 36 and one week: Has a horrific dream in which he must throw vegetables at a large frog.
Age 36, one week and two days: Moonlights as a referee for professional boxing matches including the world championship.
Age 36 and two weeks: Visits Easter Island and Egypt for the express purpose of learning how to fly an airplane and pilot a submarine, winds up rescuing a young woman from the clutches of a large spaceman.
Age 36 and three weeks: Sets off on an adventure to destroy seven medium-sized turtles. Winds up rescuing a young woman from the clutches of a large turtle. Dresses like a raccoon, learns how to fly for short periods of time, hollows out the corpse of a defeated enemy and wears it while throwing hammers at anything that moves, hops about like a frog, and hops some more while in a very large shoe.
Still speechless about the whole situation.
Age 36 and four weeks: With no formal training to speak of, becomes a doctor and perscribes hundreds of pills without consulting a chart of any kind. As the pressure of the job mounts, Mario passes out the pills more rapidly, hoping for the best.
Age 36 and five weeks: While waiting for the malpractice suit to blow over, takes a job as a substitute teacher for a number of typing and painting classes.
Age 36 and six weeks: Dons a cape. Discovers the dinosaur that helped him rescue his brother as an infant, immediately jumps on its back and punches the base of its skull before dumping it in a bottomless pit. Proves the existence of an afterlife when he finds actual ghosts, then kills as many ghosts as he can.
Saves a young woman from the clutches of a large turtle in a teacup.
Age 36 and seven weeks: Goes missing. Is discovered in the clutches of a large turtle by his brother, who saves him.
Age 36 and eight weeks: Recovering from the stress of being abducted, Mario throws himself into sports. He hosts and competes in a number of tournaments involving kart racing, golf, tennis, curling, baseball, board games and brutal hand-to-hand combat.
Age 36 and ten weeks: Levels up, defeats a large robot.
Age 36 and eleven weeks: Learns parkour, jumps into paintings without hesitation. Saves a young woman from the clutches of a large turtle, gets some cake. Speaks up, has nothing interesting to say but manages to come across as a large and scary child.
Age 36 and twelve weeks: Abandons the third dimension, levels up his mustache to save a young woman from a large turtle.
Age 36 and thirteen weeks: Rescued from a haunted mansion by his brother, thanks to a back-mounted vacuum cleaner.
Age 36 and fourteen weeks: Rescues a young woman from a large turtle, thanks to a back-mounted water cannon. Speaks even more, sounds increasingly like an emotionally stunted pedophile.
Age 36 and fifteen weeks: Travels back in time with his brother, teams up with the baby version of himself to save a young woman from the clutches of a large, purple, mushroom-like alien.
Age 36 and sixteen weeks: Turns into a bumblebee, a ghost, pure ice, and travels through the vacuum of space without a helmet. Saves a young woman and a universe from a large turtle, but not before reading a melancholy children's story.
Verbal communication - which wasn't great to begin with - now turns into nonsensical baby-talk.
Age 36 and seventeen weeks: Makes himself very small and wanders around the internal organs of a large turtle. Levels up his mustache a bit more.
Age 36 and eighteen weeks: Competes in the Winter Olympics.
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But I did see that the name....oh god to hurts to even type it...Limbaugh....was mentioned. All I have to say about that monumental piece of shit is this....he should be tortured and killed. He is a complete and utter wast of carbon. He never has anything relevant to say, he is of the mindset that if the president is not a god damned Republican that he is shit, in fact anyone that doesn't conform to his neanderthal way of thinking is inferior to him. The shit he says, my god what does he hope to accomplish? To piss people off? It's "people" like him that this world does not need. He has gotten rich off of being a complete and total fuckbag. Every once in a while I tune into him on the radio, just to see if he ever has anything relevant to say. I swear if I listen for 5 minutes it's a lot. Shit just comes out of his mouth nothing but total utter shit. Look I am no big fan of Obama, yea I voted for him but so far he has not done a great job. Not as bad as the republicans would have anyone believe, but it has only been a year and with the catastrphic mess that Bush left him, I can give him a little room. That being said, he does need to step up and really start doing things better. But he is the President, I try to support him as best I can. Which is what all Americans should do, no matter what you may think of him, he IS the President and needs the support of the people. Doesn't mean you have to approve of everything he does, but damn don't fucking work AGAINST him. He is President for another 3 years like it or not. If all the time working against him was spent trying to help him, this country would benefit. But nooooooo, people like Limbaugh and all his sheep have to rally against the President, waste time and energy criticizing him and calling for impeachment or some other bullshit. Someone, PLEASE take this fucker Limbaugh out. One less fat big mouth in the world. He gives NOTHING to this world, makes absolutely ZERO contributions to society except to piss people off. Ok rant over, may have been somewhat irrational, but this is what that fuckbag does to people, he just irritates the fucking shit out of any normal, rational person.
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Shipwrecked On An Island of Uber-Boobies - February 5th, 2010...I think James Cameron lacks the scrotal fortitude to pull off Anti-Christdom..."Guys, shut your cakeholes," says Scorps...Sixies sings "Dream Weaver"...Flick, either too lazy or too morbidly obese to walk upstairs to the bathroom, pees in a coffee can he keeps nearby. It sounds like a good idea at the time, but, trust me, a coffee can full of rancid piss set on the floor near your feet is a nasty accident waiting to ruin your carpet...Sixies shares EMPIRE magazine's 50 Worst Movies of All-Time...ScaryWaitress arrives and catches up, pooh-poohing organized religion and defending Mel Gibson's Australianess...I sing "Mandy," Fairy Manilow's love-sick ballad for his puppy...Scary takes offense to something Flick typed and calls him a twatwaffle...Shes only kidding, but the pack of baboons snarl and threaten projectile feces in defense of the alpha-male...Oh, Grandma, you're so old...Scary and I agree on [deleted], but, as usual, Sixies will have none of it..."Percy Jackson and The Olympians sounds like the name of a Motown group," says Colon-El...Ursula K. LeGuin who?...Men At Work guilty of plagiarizing a song about a kookaburra...In Antarctica, some lucky fucker finds a crate of 100 year-old Scotch on the rocks...A publisher is nibbling on Flick's original idea, and he is beginning another illustration project for the children's book author with whom he collaborated last...Scary thinks it's gross to breastfeed a child that is old enough to ask for it, although she knows there are "über-boobers" who do it. Cobra wants to meet those über-boobers. Scary mentions a mom social-networking site (youbemom.com), and the vast migration begins, with a herd of Pedalbackers, like horny wildebeests, kicking up the dust for greener pastures...Stabby sings "The Pedalback Song" to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" (http://tinyurl.com/yawj623)...Sixies says he will NOT pillage a mommy board, but he almost immediately back-pedals...With one eye on Toddlerapoo and one eye on The Pedalback, Flick, who must have as many eyes as a fly, eyes his work and the mommy board...Cobra sucks hard on a teat over there..."Angel Force," looking pretty for Jesus™...Teddy and I are intimidated by all the ladies, talking loud...Teabaggers in Tennessee...Col. swears like a sailor and starts a masturbation thread at mommy-land...'dave likes all the skinny mommies...Vader wants to know what this "mommy-thing" is that's all the rage... With her toddler frequently pooping and work looming, Scary bids adieu, chuckling at the havoc she has wrought upon mommy-land...'dave drops "Show Me Your Genitals" on the moms, and they like it (youtube.com/watch?v=5Z5JsrO7378)...'moose links us to a inter-networking site for any occasion (http://tinyurl.com/54qurn)...Teddy creates the "geekiest thing" - a compilation CD based on the Green Lantern comic...Notshit®: Sage Francis...Flick has a conspiracy theory that Scary infiltrated us and halved our ranks with promises of sweet mommy dirty-talk on behalf of wives and girlfriends who want to wean us from The Pedalback...'moose registers in mommy-land and posts some funny, funny stuff about Valentine's Day gifts and the pleasures of a warm bath, Kenny G. and going wild you-know-where...chimpjnr brings us Vanity Fair magazine's list of richest celebs...'Lop wants to push the geekiness even further and make a mix CD for Marvel's "Secret Wars"...A Pedalback CD mix is another good idea, I think...Flick tries to "draw" a vagina, and we all join trying to get a naked woman in our, um, subject lines. 'moose comes closest with something that could be a naked woman or an owl or a wide-eyed Disney freak-thing...Flick shows us a hole, "if that's what you're into," and 'Lop shows us an, um, abomination...In an attempt to top an abomination, Flick poots smiley faces out of his ass...Teddy says, "All it takes is one day of one girl hanging out here for everyone to completely lose it"...No worries, Sixies, EssDub returns...Drunk posting commence!...Flick makes a creepy Stretch Armstrong® at another thread...EssDub and Vader's dad are in the wine business. I guess that means no more bragging about killing an entire box in one evening...Kathryn Bigelow is old enough to be someone's grandma, but she doesn't look it...Sixies actually brings up boxed wine. And here I thought that would make an excellent Subbary® joke...Sixies says, "Yeah but I get off early too," and Cheeses drops a "that's what she said" on him. To ∞ and beyond!
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Did this talk back go off the rails or what? What the Hell are you people going on about? This is a talk back for an uninteresting publicity shot for a sci-fi movie showing a old bearded guy sitting in a dark room... Sheeeit!
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And, it hasn't been since around July.
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like "Seinfeld," it is a show about nothing.
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Flick, Sixies, EssDub, Vader and SoylentMean (reluctant Pedalbacker-in-Name-Only-by-Association) have already planted the flag in the Ab-ladback for our next jump, guys.
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...BizarroJerry is correct about Pedalback...off the rails and no excuses.
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was nearly as much fun as living through it the first time.BTW, nice attempt on the radioactive vagina joke. It ties it all in, subtly, with the Lautner-as-Spidey speculation
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I might be scarce until this afternoon.
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Feb 06, 2010 10:54:02 AM CST
...if I was Stretch Armstrong I wouldn't need a coffee can...
by flickapoo
...I'd stretch my dick all the way upstairs to the proper pisser.It could feel its way up the stairs like the water tentacle from THE ABYSS and fill the pot with asparagus juice before I even finished reading the daily Subbary®.
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Wait until EssDub gets a look at that!
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Feb 06, 2010 10:56:00 AM CST
...I think we got about six inches...hardly worth shoveling.
by flickapoo
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the snacks and booze for tomorrow. Plus, once I clean out my parking spot, some jackass will grab it, so I always end up cleaning three-four spots, or it's pointless.
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Feb 06, 2010 11:01:59 AM CST
...right, we have a girl now. I should have said "pissoir".
by flickapoo
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Feb 06, 2010 11:06:59 AM CST
...in the Northeast people have been lynched and burned...
by flickapoo
...for stealing a shoveled parking spot...and the police just stand around and roast marshmallows.Excavated parking spot theft is beyond the pale.
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Feb 06, 2010 11:07:48 AM CST
Actually, I think "pissoir" is even less female-friendly...
by subtitles_off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissoir
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corner animation. And, he did.
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...that's quite the synopsis.Those bastards stole my idea...that was going to be the plot of my next book.
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prequel, and now it's been offered to THE BOOK OF ELI dudes. How did all this happen last week, and I missed it?
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a GUNSMOKE movie?
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A STAR IS BORN?
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...Bollywood movie. Save time and resources...it might even be fun.
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Who cares if half of that shit just splatters? They give you Jim Carrey and Jake Gallapagosislands in a "Damn Yankees" musical re-make while kibboshing Percy Jackson Spider-man, and AICN gives you Taylor Lautner and "Smallville."
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http://tinyurl.com/ykvod6a
http://tinyurl.com/yfb9voe
http://tinyurl.com/yz2jprd
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Merging traffic right away.
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a specific AICN post. 'moose gave me the idea. It's a little too complicated a process to use frequently, but it'll work for the Subbary®.
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... the snow covering the world outside in a wondrous, virginal white blanket, dulling the sounds of my idiot neighbor shouting at his moronic hounds, I wait for AICN to flicker onto my screen as I settle myself with a freshly brewed cup of coffee, perfectly doctored with cream and a touch of sugar... and what, WHAT meets my tender eyes? Talk of a penis that can stretch to the bathroom from wherever in his house Flicka keeps his computer. Ruminations on cans of urine. And, the horrific idea of Russell Crowe in a movie with Beyoncé. Good God.
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http://tinyurl.com/yf3wpuv
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Or just responding? If you're starting them, kudos. Those look real.
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Minor threadshitting.
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Feb 06, 2010 12:02:32 PM CST
I'm AWAKE!!!! Yes, I am...I didn't go to sleep...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
wait a minute, what time is it?Damn, I guess I DID pass out before Flick got up...
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Since 2010
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Glad there is no snow in my parking space...
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Let it load all the way...http://tinyurl.com/ydwxrhf
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Hot Prop! Hot Prop!
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...all that trouble to freshen the place up and I shit the bed with urine filled coffee cans, stretchy penis powers, and rudimentary graffiti of reproductive organs spray painted on the walls...I'm sorry DemonSack. I'm sorry I spoiled all your hard work.
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He invents cosmic level doo-hickeys with ease and regularity because he does not have to stop to pee...
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HER BABY IS SPECIAL HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF HIM!! HE'S NOT SOMETHING TO MAKE JOKES OR JUDGMENTS ON HIS MOTHER ABOUT!!!!
* No caps, please. We're respectful of Trig. He's an angel.
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http://tinyurl.com/yjg5a7f
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Prop Baby has Downe's."I'm so ashamed. Plus, I didn't even post it right.
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http://tinyurl.com/yglw6o5
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getting it in the correct hole. She's invisible anyway.Get it?
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Sue could give Reed a blow job in public anytime without getting caught...
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HE isn't invisible. And people are bound to notice him jerking around, all spazz-like.
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http://tinyurl.com/ykrsbe4
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plus, Sue doesn't give very good BJs...she just makes sure it is in her mouth so its invisible, but she barely ever moves her head...
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...morning Cheeses...Man, I'd love to see the world through 'Moosevision night-goggles for one day.
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Forgive me for my absence over the past several weeks. Live intervened. I discovered the Lost Ark. I'm pregnant.
Speaking of, what's this with anymoose on the mommy boards? Fucking brilliant. I've read the Subbaries® but damn if I understood 1/3 of what was going on there. I'm trying! How goes it, peeps? -
Feb 06, 2010 12:38:50 PM CST
Advertizing today? It's got nothing on yester-year's ads...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
http://www.rense.com/general89/badads.htm
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Feb 06, 2010 12:42:28 PM CST
"More Doctors Smoke Camels than any other cigarrette."
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Feb 06, 2010 12:42:34 PM CST
It started with ScaryWaitress, because she uses the board.
by anonymoose
I recently infiltrated a Christian message board and blew their minds.
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Say it isn't so! That defeats the entire purpose of The Subbary®!!
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Congratulations.
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That would cause a fucking riot if used today. Awesome.
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Don't misinterpret- I was kidding, old boy. LadyYackYack is embryo-free!
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thats what wives are for...
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Feb 06, 2010 12:47:17 PM CST
The Subbaries® are good, I just have a bad attention-span
by yackbacker
I got a bitch of a head-cold messing me up so I've kinda lost reading comprehension skills.
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Damn. That one dude just discovered 100-yr-old Scotch, so it might have happened.
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http://tinyurl.com/yd8p8d5 The use of the phrase "whore-master" is fucking awesome. Wow.
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how is babby formed? how is babby formed how girl get pragnent (6 replies)
* They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babbys cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids.
* they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
* fence/tree mom?
o lol
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Or another genius infiltrator. Either way, you've opened up my world with this shit. Thank you, sir.
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EssDub warned us.
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If I don't get my chores done the Super Bowl party will be a major bust!Yack, glad to type @ you again. Don't be a stranger. We leave breadcrumbs so peeps like you can find us.'moose-n-cheese keep fighting the good fight.Back atchooz later.
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Feb 06, 2010 1:00:07 PM CST
Yack, here's the GRAND EXIT speech I gave to the Christback.
by anonymoose
http://tinyurl.com/ylp9rac
I posed as a gay Christian, which stirred some shit up. I also had a debate with some bitch in a Princess and the Frog thread about voodoo and she testified that she was once a Satanist/voodoo queen or some shit. The rest is pretty self explanatory. -
A lifetime Pedalback award just like Stabby's. You opened up a whole nother way of talkbacking here...Things will never be the same...
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Fucking Christback... Cheeses is right, you've changed things.
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the Jesus Industrial Complex and how they plan to retaliate, and they will...You don't really think Judas hung HIMSELF, do you?
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33 AD...What do you make of it, Centurian?Notice this Judas still had 30 pieces of Silver on his body.Yeah, rules out robbery. He commited suicied, boss.Did he? Witnesses claim he had just gotten paid off to betray some teacher.Yeah, that guy they crucified last night...I worked crowd control...Why didn't he live it up a little before he hung himself. I mean, he had already betrayed his Lord and Savior. There wasn't a chance in hell he would ever get into heaven...Don't you think he would have at least bought a whore before he strung himself up?God knows there were plenty of them in town for the crucifyin'We need to talk to those other 11 drifters...To be continued....
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http://tinyurl.com/yz56h7j
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Hey, Centurion Jr Grade…Sorry I missed the Crucifixion last night. Heard you guys all got ‘forgiven’ by that Jesus hippie…Ha!
Yeah, you shoulda been there…How’re the interrogations going?
See, for yourself…All this guy Thomas keeps saying is “I doubt you can prove that, I doubt this, I doubt that..” He’s a real pain, but nothing like this Peter character and his cock that crows three times before dawn….Real psycho…
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LOL moose. Holy shit, that cracked me up.
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Poop fetish, indeed...
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This thing would get a lot of attention.
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Feb 06, 2010 1:45:10 PM CST
(Once again with breaks...) Back at the Station...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
Hey, Centurion Jr Grade…Sorry I missed the Crucifixion last night. Heard you guys all got ‘forgiven’ by that Jesus hippie…Ha!Yeah, you shoulda been there…How’re the interrogations going?See, for yourself…All this guy Thomas keeps saying is “I doubt you can prove that, I doubt this, I doubt that..” He’s a real pain, but nothing like this Peter character and his cock that crows three times before dawn….Real psycho…
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http://tinyurl.com/ykdwxgn
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Jesus WILL get you for that...
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Feb 06, 2010 2:51:40 PM CST
...hey, I heard that Peter psycho cut Luigi's fucking ear off...
by flickapoo
...night before last at the Olive Garden® and they finally found it in the fucking salad bar......that shit true? How is this guy still walking and talking?
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I'm liking this Peter guy as our prime suspect...You what his naickname in the gang is? The Rock...like in they use him to stone people to death...
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...for letting a fucking fisherman cut his ear off in the first place...the ladies like a symmetrical man...and we can't have him marching in circles on windy days now, can we? Besides, we spent half our budget this year installing the new ear-guards on our fucking skullcans...is it too much to ask that he wear his once and a while?
And say what you want about crucifixion, at least WE don't throw fuckin' rocks at people till they're dead...who does that?Fucking cave men, that's who.
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That's where it's at!
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who I believe to be a complete putz (he bent over backwards in two hard-on reviews of [deleted]), says of SHUTTER ISLAND: It "sizzles with so much nerve-frying suspense that it's hot to the touch" [you can't touch film, but, nevermind, you know what he means]. "Just don't expect your head to stop from spinning." "Scorsese makes dark magic in this mesmerizing mind-bender. No one who lives and breathes movies would dream of missing it." ★★★ ½ [which is what he initially gave to that other thing as well]Sounds good but, somehow, dampens my enthusiasm. I mean, consider the source.
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Now it sounds more like Jeruselm Street Blues...
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People still DO that?
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People still DO that?
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How was monitor duty...? Inside of those eyelids stay safe?
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Cheaters!
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Dude, that was epic. It's like watching candid camera, but on the internet and without a camera... I love how one of them immediately asked if it was 2 girls 1 cup. Fucking America, what a country!
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TedKordLives Machine: Zero defects.
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...with the fingers. If you've got something funny to say you better say it quick or it's too late.
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Goods to see you.
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...salutations.I need to work on my manners.
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http://tinyurl.com/yzgfvqu
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...range...you can just sit and watch, waiting for a good shot. If I pull the trigger I need at least one lol or I consider myself a failure.
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Feb 06, 2010 3:55:38 PM CST
I'm just responding to recent Toddler threads here and there.
by anonymoose
See if you can spot my posts.
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Feb 06, 2010 4:01:31 PM CST
At first listen, Peter Gabriel's cover of "My Body Is A Cage"
by subtitles_off
sounds unnecessary. It gets better, two-and-a-half minutes in. Oh well, that song always sounded like one of his old ones, anyway.
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Whaddya gonna do?
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That's one to ask EssDub.
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Feb 06, 2010 4:14:59 PM CST
After what you did to me yesterday with a link, 'moose,
by subtitles_off
I avoid links unless I put 'em there.
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I promise to warn of shock images. There are none in the above link.
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I'm talking about the size Stretch Armstrong's penis not the amount of snow in front on my house.
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What's with these shit mothers spending their whole day on the messageboard? Take care of your fucking kids. It's a Saturday for crissake!
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Unless there was a Special Edition Collector's Stretch that they sold exclusively at Spenser's.
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pulling it and squishing it in your hands to show how mallable it is and then holding it up and telling your friends to hit it as hard as they can with thier fist...Armstrong is hard, baby...caused a few fractures with that little trick...
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GAY BAR!
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That's awesome, moose.
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Fuck Avatar.HA!
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We almost had another special moment. It's only happened twice in Pedalback history.
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This mommy board is fucking insane. These are some foul-mouthed whores. If I read this shit when I was 13, I don't think I would have ever gone through that "I respect girls" phase that I suffered through until I hit college (and learned within 5 minutes that girls are whores). So, if any of you TBers are 13, go read that fucking site. If I had a 13 year old kid, I'd personally walk him to the computer and show him this shit and say "See, don't fucking forget this shit, they're whores, son."
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What you guys are doing is a lot like the Avatar program and you are all Jake Sulleys downloading into new personalities to infiltrate strange alien worlds to learn their customs and make fun of them...
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except all of our moms, of course...Our children's moms? Whores everyone of them...
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the women on mommy.com do not truly reflect the majority of women. Hence we should not let our respect for women be tarnished.That's what she said.Seri-UP-ously®, I can only read through a couple threads at a time, and I want to run away with my penis well-tucked. I don't see how 'moose has spent most of a whole day there!Way to take it for the team, 'moose!
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I'm not high. And even if I were, I wouldn't waste my high thoughts like that.My high thoughts have never done anything wrong to me, that I would want to mistreat them.
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BWAHAHAHA!
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I'm the tab master.
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but, I never reached much beyond the apprentice level...
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"All women ARE whores."You do realize other people can read the stuff you sometimes type, yes?Rhetorical question. No reason to post your step-by-step explanation of whoredom.And now, back to CSI: Giv'at ha-Mivtar.
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...back-room talk put anything I ever heard in a guy's locker room to shame...Spanked it and sent it home whimpering.
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It's how Suzanne Sommers got her big, sculptedthumbs.
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I don't see you chastizing him...*pout*And HE the one who want's to let his kids read it in black and white so there's no mistake...*grumble, grumble*
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he gets a day or two of amnesty.Your standards are set higher.Oh, who am I trying to kid?I was just yelling at you before EssDub had to.
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Feb 06, 2010 5:07:31 PM CST
I retract any implication I made re: all women being whores
by yackbacker
That was foolish of me to make statements leading to that conclusion about women. Allow me to amend the prior statement to say "All people are whores." Phew, I feel better.
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let 'er yell...Won't be the first time a woman has got all up in my face over a sexist remark...Remember, if you're gonna be a sucessful tampon thief, you have to be ready to pull a few strings...(That's my new favorite phrase...)
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Men who are whores are considered successful. Doesn't work that way with the estrogen set...(with the notable exceptions of the Porn and Brothel Industries...)
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...I had been to that YB place before. That place is infamous in the NY/NJ area...those broads are crazier than a shit-house rat, but they know shit about kids too. Ask them a straight baby question and you'll get thirty answers in under two minutes.
I didn't want to steal Scary's thunder yesterday...and I was ashamed. -
ever explicitly said that all women being whores was necessarily a bad thing...it is just handy knowledge to have when you are dealing with them..
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Knowing is half the battle!
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...parent dh for a hundred miles around NY who hasn't skulked around that whorish Mother Of Babylon a time or two...
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Toddlerapoo must be cared for. And, it makes sense that you would want to find any necessary information on your own rather than ask dw. Not that dw wouldn't know. She'd just maybe hold your having to ask over your head and bring it up at some inappropriate time."Oh, you don't want to spend a week at my mother's house? Well, I DO, and I know how to (insert common toddler care practice, here), unlike SOMEONE, so we'll do what I say we'll do!"
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when I was just in college...
Drunken Girl: Aren't you going to take advantage of me?
Mr. Nice Guy: I'm not that kind of guy...Drunk Girl:What makes you think I'm not that kind of girl?New Me: Then roll that ass over, bitch...and don't talk again until I tell you to... -
...I didn't understand a word of it.Good news or bad?
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Utterly predictable.
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to play Captain America now.
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Well, at least me!
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It was decided this morning.
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this one is woking fine for me right now...
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...now you know the worst possible thing about me...I can't be blackmailed...I can't be bought, or bribed, or shamed...I'm fucking bulletproof baby.
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Are you high?Oh, wait. Of course you are.I veto The Capback.
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Jebus®! If that's THE WORST, brother, you are some sort of wimp...GRIN!
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...there are other worst things in decent or polite society, but I'd brag about those things here.
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Feb 06, 2010 5:39:52 PM CST
OK, Stabs, just not for the first day or so after we jump.
by subtitles_off
I don't want you Banhammered.
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I'm a psychic mom.
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WORSE: Admitting a fetish for fat girls in superhero spandex.
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I dig it. That was always my favorite Bugs Bunny.
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Knowing, from familiarity, that they got the flavor for those Harry Potter booger-flavored jelly beans exactly right.
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Not saying that I'm gonna try and get banhammered or anything stupid like
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Downloading that photo 'moose linked me to, of a dude having an abortion from his ass.
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It's awesome. One of the better ones.
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I used to watch Dawson's Creek and I cried during the Notebook when James Garner cried.
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It is quite kewl!
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Feb 06, 2010 5:50:23 PM CST
I impersonated Tommy Wiseau in the pedalback the other day.
by anonymoose
How's that?
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Feb 06, 2010 5:51:48 PM CST
But, you have to understand I also cried at Lucan the Wolf Boy
by stabby
when Lucan's wolf mother who raised him was killed in the pilot episode of the short lived ABC tv series from the 70s.
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I suspected Stabby.So, it's time to come clean. You're Underscore, too, aren't you?
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...I haven't even seen THE NOTEBOOK.
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I'm creating so much confusion in there.
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I cried at the ending of ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES.When I was watching it on TV.For the second or third time.In front of a roomful of relatives.And, I was in High School!
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We know you're Gary Oldman too, babe.
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...all the internet. His initial infiltration of Christback was frighteningly good.
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There's an art to shoving it down your pants just right and avoiding injury thst render the very reason you are stealing the mag in the first place moot...Paper cuts on your penis are distracting at best...
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I'm really AsimovLives.
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Flick @ 5:54:56
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...I was on a really long and stressful deadline, I don't know if that had anything to do with it, but at the end of that movie, when the Peter Gabriel song Sky Blue started playing...I started fucking sobbing. It was like some sort breakthrough therapy session in a bad movie. I'll get misty in a movie, but that hasn't happened before or since.Frightening.
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Is a registered trademark of sixDemonBag, Ltd.on the PB rec. I'm watching planet hulk with son no. 2
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There was a company who made lead miniatures in our area and my friends and I would break in at night. Way to make something as cool as breaking and entering totally uncool.
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Paper cutting your penis and dog farts.Cheeses gets to handle the trophy.[Remind whoever handles the trophy tomorrow to Purell® it like a merfer.]
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I was like 6 or 7, and my older cousins never let me live it down, so I have never cried since then... For any reason...
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...wait, no it doesn't...Stabby's sharp as a tack.
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But I was on a flight to San Diego and the inflight movie was I Am Sam and I was fighting back the tears the whole movie. Motherfuckers, what kind of sick fucks would pick that kind of a movie for a flight.
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We did a play and I was moses and I pretended to vomit and I made the retching sounds and then everyone else started throwing up....feels great to get that off my shoulders
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...I'll get get a case of Manly Mist® and have to do the subtle Alpha Male Eye Massage at any half decent movie that waggles its emotions at me.
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the old JettL's new handle? Surely, he doesn't have an imitator.
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...WHEN THEY LET YOU THINK BALOO IS DEAD...FOR AT LEAST TWO WHOLE MINUTES...THAT'S AN ETERNITY FOR A SEVEN YEAR OLD.Not cool.
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Sounds like something that should be in Coen Bros. movie.
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"I've fallen an I can't get up!" Poor old lady.
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George, Sr.
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Not quite Tu b'Shvat or Counting Omer, but higher than Tevet.
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of Judaism with my ignorant Jewish Holidays joke. That'd be worse than cutting my dick with a porno and hanging out at mommy.com, put together, times twenty.
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I really thought Baloo was dead...It haunts me to this day...it has ruined every relationship I have ever had with a woman, because all a woman ever says is they want to see you cry...But, after you do...they think you are a pussy forever...Yeah, I hate my cousins...Saw them recently at our grandma's funeral...First thing they both said to me..."You think she'll come back to life like Baloo did..?"Pricks...
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Feb 06, 2010 6:21:32 PM CST
...last time I cried laughing was trying to get through the...
by flickapoo
...Stefania stories. Hadn't laughed like that in a long time.
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Tears of laughter rolling down my chin and spilling on to my MistyManly® chest.
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You'd be aces, Subs.
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...anybody who went to any kind of religious school is like a war buddy to me.
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i can't remember the last time I laughed until I cried. Probably something 'moose tinyurled.
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Feb 06, 2010 6:27:53 PM CST
...ManlyMist® is what you get in your eyes when the music...
by flickapoo
...swells in a movie...and you suddenly have to stretch and rub your eyes as though after a long hard day punching cattle in the dust and wind......then you subtly wipe the ManyMist® on your pants pretending it's popcorn salt.
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It's a big circle.
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Not real religious now though
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Cameron is a hack. Dark Angel was a peace of shit!
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Feb 06, 2010 6:31:59 PM CST
...I figured not DemonSack...in fact you wouldn't really...
by flickapoo
...be a war buddy since you'd still be happy inside. I still have friends on the inside, but to be a war buddy you have to have made it out alive.We're survivors man...eye of the tiger.
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I'm not using them anyway, so why not donate them to needy cry-babys...
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But Jews don't believe in the devil or demons? Those were just false gods carried over from the Sumerians?
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I'm not going to type "so and so is dead." I'm going to type "so and so pulled a permanent Baloo."
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...he is Conan, the Cimmerian.
He won't cry.I cry for him. -
off the high springboard with a twist. He was 86 years old."
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You're a father. Now, imagine you're a retard and you have a daughter with a whore, because all women are whores. Now, imagine the government wants to take your little girl away, because you're retarded.
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Permanent Baloo > The Big Dirt Nap...
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as he introduced 700 Argentinians to the business end of his Baloo.
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Refresh is killin me... I need real time convos! Bampf with me!
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...you know the old joke about why Jewish girls don't succubus, right?
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I can personally attest to that. In fact, I've heard the opposite to be true.
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About religion...one Jesus being an illegitamate child and two the new testament was only a sequel and all sequels suck.
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Feb 06, 2010 6:42:18 PM CST
I'mma gonna tap my heels together a pop on over..
by cheeses_of_nazareth
to 43897...
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if they think there is jewelery involved...But, that is only before you get married...After that, you better hope your dick learns to suck itself...
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We are Devo.
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I can't believe it took me this long to come to this realization: JettL1993, you're a Pedalbacker incognito! I don't know which one you are, but it doesn't matter. I don't WANT to know, to be honest. All I want to say is I salute you.
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Join our further adventures @ 43897, won't you?
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You know, it would have been nice if someone had at LEAST said "PBers excluded" or something. So much for making it lemony fresh in here... P.S., what is bamfin'?
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Things that nightcrawlers do for $100
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Did JettL get booted again? Already? Someone needs to get a sense of humor. Dude was like background color. Like AICN being a site without AJAX or any Web 2.0 conventions, or showing any sign of being seriously updated since 1996. His faux rumor shtick is so very, very AICN. Just as the people complaining about him were an important part. But just deleting him everywhere . . . sigh. Very sad.
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There's a poster JettL1993 who has not been banned. I was only theorizing it might be the same person since the schtick is the same.
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there is no way i hell that Tron:Legacy is gonna rock. The computer concepts in Tron are outdated and have been exploited to their potential by the Matrix films. this will suk.
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Can't believe that didn't happen years and years ago.And Michael Irvin sued for rape.Let's party!!!
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A video game. And, it's only been wrong once.Until it's been wrong twice.
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Idi i smotri1985. Russian. Subtitled.Directed by Elem Klimov.A kind of horrific masterpiece about a Nazi attack on a Byelorussian village. A young boy enthusiastically joins a group of Russian Partisans but is separated and must survive in a landscape drained of color and covered in fog and mud. The film explodes into flame in a sequence of devastating inhumanity that is genius but so over-the-top that you begin to regard it as exaggeration instead of realism. Then, the director has to throw in a moment of art-for-art's-sake at the end that is as out of place as a poke in the eye.★★★☆☆ ¾
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Hopefully the bouncer does a better job.
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with Rush Limbaugh." - Sarah Palin
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Kanye West throws a temper tantrum at LAX on his way home after recording "We Are The World" re-make.
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Forced some doctors to do that elective cosmetic surgery after other doctors said it was too risky. What a guy!
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Sorry, last minute shit for my SB party.
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"Ham-fisted."Nah, bud. "Ham-footed." I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you didn't know what you were stepping into this morning.Seriously, scrape it off your shoe before you come in, though. K?
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I'm still in the dark about what happened. But either way, I hope you're well.
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I've got beer in the fridge, chilli on the stove and friends on the way.I don't even like football, really, all that much.
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I used to love professional football when it was a true profession, played by professionals. Now, there are some serious scumbags out there, and the league is all about marketing and money. It's actually kinda sad, seeing how the hard-working players from years past get tossed out on their failing knees and chronic health problems and a piece of shit like Vick gets a multi-million-dollar contract after his behavior.
But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a party with friends. I'm just personally offended by the NFL. -
doesn't money ruin everything? Music, movies - why not professional football?It's not the system as much as it is the participants. We live in a time where money is valued above anything else except for getting it quick. And, I'm not even talking about the players. I mean, at least they have an excuse - they could be injured at any moment, so they want as much as they can get, right now. It's the audience, I blame, and , yup, that includes me. We're all partying today over a game that should be reserved for children but is a billion dollar industry for adults. Some of us are even more interested in the ADVERTISEMENTS played during breaks in the show! It's kind of mind-boggling when you really think about it.But, hey! - who doesn't like to party?
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Holidays were invented to get people together for community and celebration. Sure, some are more solemn than others (Good Friday vs. Easter) but you said it- its all about the money.
I used to be at the bars every Sunday for football- like clockwork for several years. And then it all kind of fell apart for me in my head. I started to dislike the players for their off-the-field felonies, etc. And I lost respect for ownership and the league for basically covering up or looking past acts that would land you and I in prison for a long fucking time.
So, the illusion was destroyed for me. I don't feel superior to anyone who loves the NFL. If you enjoy it, that's cool. I prefer to vote with my time and money and do other things now. I would rather spend the day with Lady YackYack or playing with my two huskies, or watching a movie or... you get the idea.
That being said, I will attend a party today because I am going to see some friends I haven't hung out with for a couple of years. And it's one guy's birthday, so I'm happy to be there. But we could be watching a spelling bee for all I care. Oh, and there will be a 6-foot long sub, booyah! -
I admit I like to see kids accomplish things I have never done or could never do. Yet, the amount of manufactured hype always turns me off, making it so that I'm actually rooting against, say, Bode Miller, wanting to see someone the media has convinced me is a self-absorbed dope-head make an ass of himself in front of billions.I can't explain it. Something's wrong with me.That figure-skater kid already has a reality TV show!It's been a quick, long drop since the days of Mark Spitz or Dan Jansen.
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I'm doing chicken wings, chili, nachos, egg rolls, and assorted salty junk.
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Feb 07, 2010 2:26:58 PM CST
Oh yeah, I root for the poor countries if they're competitive
by yackbacker
For them the Olympics are so much more meaningful- they don't have Nike or Reebok shoving athletes down their throats. They have true national pride. But let's be honest, they usually don't have the resources to produce the talent we have.
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to remember, America used to bitch and bitch and bitch about science's effect on athletes, back when the Soviets won all the gold medals. Then, it was cheating. Now, we're doing more than they ever did, and it's national pride.Pros in The Olympics are the perfect example. We always complained because our amateurs were competing against "pros."I guess I just can't see the logic in the "it's only wrong when they do it" argument.
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my first guests arrive. Later, Yackers.Have a great time!
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Catch you post-game.
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but this aged rock n'roll is really pathetic.
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Better team won.
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Gotta clarify, or I might be run out of dodge.
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