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Harry's DVD Picks & Peeks - 2nd wk of 2010: Hurt Locker, Moon, Gambit, Moonwalker, 8 ½ & much more!


Hey folks, Harry here with the 2nd week of 2010’s DVD PICKS & PEEKS. Working to catch up from my little vacation – and this is the first really and truly great week of releases. There’s a lot of really good stuff here. As always the images and titles link over to AMAZON – and this week, there’s quite a few Amazon Exclusives from Universal’s vaults – which you should definitely take to considering. IF you happen to get the itch to purchase any of these titles through the Amazon links, this column will get a small portion of that purchase price which keeps it cranking along. Now excuse me, I have to continue writing. Here ya go…





THE HURT LOCKER

I loved this movie upon first viewing. But when I put on the Blu Ray – and watched the film for a second time, I realized… that there was a point where I completely check out of the film. When he goes off base at night to search for the missing kid – it all rang completely bullshit to me. There’s a good chance that this sort of thing happens often in Iraq, honestly – I’ve no idea of what it is really like for service men over there, but I don’t imagine there’s a lot of non-uniform wandering out at night through unsecured neighborhoods and areas of Iraq. That said – the tension, emotion and psychological tautness that this film unleashes is amongst the very best work of 2009. If you haven’t seen it, do so soon.





MOON

Easily one of my favorite films of 2009. Not only is this a smart work of science fiction. Not only does it have one of the great performances of 2009 in Sam Rockwell’s Sam Bell. But it was also mostly accomplished via old fashioned methods of visual effects which just make it look so friggin good. Especially on this BluRay! In addition to the film, you get Duncan Jones’ wonderful short film, WHISTLE, a pair of commentaries, a visual effects doc and two Q&As… one at a Science Center and the other at MOON’s SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL debut. All geeks must own this!





Michael Jackson - MOONWALKER

Region 1/NTSC… that’s right, it’ll work in your US systems – where you can enjoy the crazy awesome that is MOONWALKER. When will this hit Blu-Ray? I’ve no clue, but it can’t come soon enough. Till then, this is as good as it gets.





THE SIMPSONS: The Complete Twentieth Season

No commentaries or anything special. Just the episodes from the season. FOX can do better, and has done better. Fuck this release.





IN THE LOOP

The Smartest Comedy of 2009 easily goes to IN THE LOOP, which has been described as a Political OFFICE, and that’s not a bad shorthand for what this film is. The film also has the best creative cursing I’ve seen in a film in quite a long time. Hysterical. If you love sharp British biting satire, it really doesn’t get much better than this.





FAME (worthless remake)

I recently got this – and the original (coming soon) on Blu Ray – and I have to say… The remake of FAME is depressing on many levels. For one, when you go back and revisit Alan Parker’s original film, you’ll notice that it seems like a real school, with real youngsters of varying amazing talents. Here… these kids just depress me. And the school? Doesn’t at all seem like a school for learning. I really disliked this.





HALLOWEEN II

I’ve always liked the original HALLOWEEN 2, even though it was… in no way… nearly as cool as Carpenter’s original classic. With Rob’s HALLOWEEN remake, he managed to make a film that at times really gave me hope, but then became boring as hell as it tried to puppet the original. The theatrical cut of this film is an improvement in a manner of speaking on his first remake. But the Extended Cut is actually worthy of contemplation. The first thing you have to do is completely give up on everything we know about Michael Myers and just let Rob take you. You still won’t find a great film or even necessarily a very good one, but it is a tolerable experience. Now you just have to weigh your investment to receive a tolerable experience.





DEPARTURES

Last year’s Best Foreign Film Oscar winner was this – an incredibly bittersweet film about death and those that profit from its cold grasp. Brilliant little film that is both sad & funny with 7 scoops of real sentimentality that makes you care about every moment, performance and story element. Great film.





8 ½ Criterion Blu Ray

I received this Blu-Ray shortly after watching the Weinstein’s NINE, which greatest claim to fame is that it made me deeply want to watch the original source material… Fellini’s great 8 ½. Here, Criterion has truly done a great job on the transfer. Beautiful. This is a film where one of the great masters of cinema, sat down and created a film that is all about the inadequacies of the creative process. The fears, doubts, joys and contemplative moments. Marcello Mastroianni’s Guido Anselmi is brilliant – and oddly, with NINE, I found myself actually wishing for a straight remake, rather than a musical, because the only interesting aspect of that film was Daniel Day Lewis’ take on Guido, which was very much worth checking out. It comes up short of Mastroianni’s, but really only because annoying musical numbers that didn’t really work, kept interrupting Daniel’s performance. Here’s what you get in this great edition:

High-definition digital transfer of restored film elements
Introduction by filmmaker Terry Gilliam
Audio commentary w/ Gideon Bachmann and NYU film professor Antonio Monda
"A Director's Notebook", a 52-minute film by Federico Fellini
"The Last Sequence", 52-minute documentary on an alternate ending for 8 1/2
"Nino Rota: Between Cinema and Concert", a compelling 48-minute documentary
Interviews with actress Sandra Milo, Lina Wertmuller & Vittorio Storaro
Rare photographs from Bachmann?s collection
Gallery of behind-the-scenes and production photos
U.S. theatrical trailer
New and improved English subtitle translation
PLUS: A booklet featuring writings by Fellini and essays by critics





THE BROTHERS BLOOM

One of my wife and mine’s favorite films we’ve seen since our four years together. A wonderfully story about a pair of con men/brothers. This isn’t a film set in the real world, it is a film that takes place in a created world, with characters that know they all have parts to play in the scheme of the day. The result is acting in a created reality that has been ever so delicately manipulated by Mark Ruffalo. The result is something that is so perfectly attuned to my sensibilities that it reminded me of some of my other favorite complicated scheme movies like TOPKAPI, GAMBIT (released this week) and THE STING. A great film that will grow with age.





CLIFFHANGER (Blu)

One of Renny Harlin’s best movies, though he still had no idea how to direct the villain side of the story. This was the movie that introduced my brain to DIGITAL WIRE REMOVAL – the shots of Stallone in impossibly dangerous settings were and always will look incredible, no where more so than on Blu Ray. This is a beautiful looking disc. You’ll probably love the Renny Harlin/Sylvester Stallone commentary – because… well, it is those two talking – which is quite something to witness. There’s deleted scenes, a Stallone making of doc, special effects and storyboards. So it’s not a lame disc. They did a good job on this.





LAST ACTION HERO (Blu)

Sadly, this is just the film. Honestly, I would have loved a modern day look back at what happened on this film. How the script lost everything that it was setting out to do, leaving a film that, while still handsome & entertaining, is actually missing everything that was cool about the original concept. It is just the film – so weigh that.





BIG FAN

If you don’t love Patton Oswalt, you can go choke on a giant crust-covered dildo. Seriously, Patton is awesome, and BIG FAN is an illustration in why he’s awesome. He’s fantastic in this film about a sports fan that has to deal everything he loves sort of shitting on him. This is a small tiny little film that will win you over. In many ways it is Patton’s very best work to date… other than when he landed in the top of that tree in MAGNOLIA.





HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW

A really fun 80’s slasher flick. Not painfully original, but rather good. I think it’s the revenge aspect that I dig about this… that or all the lovely scream queens that make up the Sorority. The extras are pretty solid, with a commentary, storyboard comparisons and more. Nice little disc.





ACTING SHAKESPEARE

Of all the actors that I’ve shared laughs and stories with, Ian McKellen is my very favorite. He’s the very definition of delightful, a soul that makes one happy to be alive. But at the same time, I’m such an Ian McKellen unapologetic geek. He’s one of those actors that I’d watch read a telephone book, so when I spotted this release… Of Sir Ian performing assorted great Shakespearean monologues… well, that’s just flat out porn. It is truly intellectual masturbation of my favorite level. He’s so fucking good. But even more than that, Ian comments on Shakespeare, the plays, roles and his relationship to them. This is bliss. My favorite thing of this particular week.





BILLY JACK (Blu)

I find it next to impossible to describe with any degree of accuracy the crazy joy that is BILLY JACK. It is awkwardly bizarre like some crazed SNL joke of a movie, that just happens to be pretty damn badass all at once. It is a ridiculously fun film – this disc is a beautiful transfer, accompanied by a pair of commentaries, a featurette and TV spots that are amazing too. Wasn’t Keanu working on a remake of this? What happened to that?





RESURRECTION

This is a wonderful movie for Ellen Burstyn and for a young Sam Shepard. After she dies, then miraculously returns to life, Ellen has the ability to heal people. Dan Petrie directed a helluva good film here. This is actually an Amazon Exclusive – and a damn fine one at that.





THE HOUSE OF SEVEN GABLES

Getting your Hawthorne rubbed out with the wonderous performances from Vincent Price and George Sanders… well, it is pretty much a wonderful telling of this classic piece of literature. I just love that George Sanders is the more evil brother, and the better brother is Vincent Price. ONLY IN HOLLYWOOD! Heh. Nice to finally be able to get this!





THE BLACK SHIELD OF FALWORTH

This is an Amazon exclusive of a really tremendously fun little flick. Now, there is a Blu Ray that exists here, but it’d cost you $57.98 – and there’s only one copy available. Now – why is it so cool to get this? First off, Tony Curtis is a Knight – and the holy fuck hot, Janet Leigh is his Lady. But by far the greatest reason is to add another Torin Thatcher performance to your DVD library. Who? Blasphemy! Torin Thatcher is the amazing evil sorceror from 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD!!! Here he plays the master of Knights. Great job. Universal’s first cinemascope film btw!





ONIMASA

Often referred to as the Japanese GODFATHER – ONIMASA is an incredibly great Yakuza film. It is a contemplative film, that holds its violence like a cocked fist waiting to be unleashed. Very much a melodrama, but an enthralling one. Wonderful film.





KITTEN WITH A WHIP

You either have clicked and purchased this instantly – or you’re probably pretty hopeless. This is prime time Ann-Margret at her hottest, youngest, yummiest va-va-voom teenage wiggily best! This is a CULT CLASSIC that purrs and snaps its way into any cult movie lover’s heart! Wait till you see what Ann has in store for John Forsythe. Wonderful fucking movie. LOVES IT!





GOLIATH

A very funny independent film, which won a lot of people over at SXSW last year. This comedy features a fella that loses everything in life he cherished, but nothing moreso than his cat Goliath, who he searchers for. If you’re one of those fucking freaks with cats instead of the infinitely superior canines… you’ll probably love this. Me, I just look at a man with a cat and shake my head. Is that really his substitute for pussy?





THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN

One of my fave Joel Schumacher films – mainly because as an Altman fan, I came to love Lily Tomlin – and there are not nearly enough Movies that STAR and FEATURE the great and powerfully hilarious Lily Tomlin! However, this is one of them. And I love that silly monkey suit character! Really dated, but in a hilarious way. This too is an Amazon Exclusive.





GAMBIT

Hey there! How great is this movie? Well, it is hands down the best film ever shown by Quentin Tarantino at his QT FESTS. It is also so great, that the Coen Brothers flirted with remaking it. And – if you really want the best double feature off this particular PICKS & PEEKS – this and THE BROTHERS BLOOM will play beautifully together. Although, put this as the second film in that double, because no insult to Rian Johnson, but GAMBIT is 20,000 leagues better… but only because of how amazingly beautiful everything is in this film. It is a dream – and has one of the best narrative tricks that I’ve ever seen in a film. GREATNESS! An unappreciated jewel of cinema. DISCOVER IT and then SHARE IT with EVERYONE you know! Once again, you can only get this from Amazon!





DEATH TAKES A HOLIDAY

Brad Pitt gave this film a whirl a while back, but try as he must, he couldn’t beat Fredric March on all cylinders. This film came out before the Production Code came out, so it is a bit racy – but mostly, this is just a great production from the height of Hollywood’s Golden Age. You’ll see Clarence from IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE. You’ll love this movie. There is simply no other option. And again, it is an Amazon Exclusive.

Well, that brings me caught up to this week’s offerings, which I’m working on. Here’s the titles: Season 5 of WEEDS, PANDORUM, THE INVENTION OF LYING, WHITEOUT, GAMER, MAGNOLIA (Blu), CHE Criterion Blu, SMOKIN ACE 2: ASSASSINS BALL, KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS, THE KEEPER, OUTRAGE, BLOOD CREEK, ACROSS THE HALL, RED CARTOONS: ANIMATED FILMS FROM EAST GERMANY, NUNSPLOITATION COLLECTION, PENTHOUSE, EVERYBODY SING, COMRADE X, ROSALIE, MAN FROM ATLANTIS Pilot, THE BRIBE, EARTH II and more!

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earth II?
by mr. smith
Jan 21st, 2010
06:01:41 PM
don't get me started on dogs
by frank cotton
Jan 21st, 2010
06:03:54 PM
wtf am i talking about
by mr. smith
Jan 21st, 2010
06:04:54 PM
Harry this site is your job. What do you need a vacation from it
by DOGSOUP
Jan 21st, 2010
06:06:56 PM
Moon
by LarryTate
Jan 21st, 2010
06:07:17 PM
GAMBIT does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Jan 21st, 2010
06:12:28 PM
Earth II : As in the Speilberg TV Series?
by NZGUY
Jan 21st, 2010
06:14:22 PM
ACTING SHAKESPEARE
by TheNorthlander
Jan 21st, 2010
06:14:46 PM
your a tool harry
by darkpassenger
Jan 21st, 2010
06:18:38 PM
Amazon has Razorback! Did you all know that?
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
06:20:37 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Jan 21st, 2010
06:21:30 PM
Moon will be a blind buy, fuck Netflix's "Long Wait"
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
06:22:41 PM
Melmacians have it right when it comes to cats
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
06:23:38 PM
Moon was a bore.
by whoofman
Jan 21st, 2010
06:27:36 PM
In the Loop is pretty close to a masterpiece
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
06:27:51 PM
"Big Fan" was meh.
by thesinofthesky
Jan 21st, 2010
06:28:07 PM
GAMBIT is a masterpiece of brilliant joy.
by robogeek.com
Jan 21st, 2010
06:29:16 PM
Court Martial
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
06:30:03 PM
So, if I love 2001 will I love Moon?
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
06:31:29 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Jan 21st, 2010
06:33:14 PM
If you knew what we did over here...we wouldn't be doing our job
by Bandit 37
Jan 21st, 2010
06:34:03 PM
Those Amazon exclusives are DV-Rs, right?
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
06:34:53 PM
Literally just watched Moon
by DinoBass
Jan 21st, 2010
06:38:05 PM
Dogs are for uneducated turds.
by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBos ton
Jan 21st, 2010
06:38:23 PM
I live in the city...
by Kirbymanly
Jan 21st, 2010
06:39:47 PM
Cobra, ever seen ALF
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
06:49:07 PM
cats are alien...
by SWEARENGINE
Jan 21st, 2010
06:57:13 PM
Loved BROTHERS BLOOM. I don't think it pulls...
by FlickaPoo
Jan 21st, 2010
07:00:59 PM
Re: BILLY JACK/SNL Skit
by ArmageddonProductions
Jan 21st, 2010
07:02:11 PM
Billy Jack and The Trial of Billy Jack
by Hercules
Jan 21st, 2010
07:07:00 PM
Solitary animals my butt.
by ReportAbuse
Jan 21st, 2010
07:07:13 PM
Uhhhh... no!
by MaxTheSilent
Jan 21st, 2010
07:13:37 PM
Just bought Moon the other day
by Box_Bruceleitner
Jan 21st, 2010
07:16:48 PM
Moon
by Harold-Sherbort
Jan 21st, 2010
07:18:39 PM
Hurt Locker, Last Action Hero
by Cinemanimetal
Jan 21st, 2010
07:22:06 PM
DOGSOUP, Site is your job
by Dreamwriter
Jan 21st, 2010
07:24:45 PM
I'm sure this has been asked...
by Hansorg
Jan 21st, 2010
07:27:45 PM
8 1/2
by ltgalloway
Jan 21st, 2010
07:29:07 PM
I'll side with dogs in this random debate
by Adelai Niska
Jan 21st, 2010
07:30:24 PM
Actually, he was "Billy Paul"...
by eustisclay
Jan 21st, 2010
07:31:45 PM
Cats steal your soul while you sleep, a dog doesn't
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
07:33:07 PM
Where are the Legion reviews?
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
07:35:07 PM
frank likes 2001 and moon
by frank cotton
Jan 21st, 2010
07:38:24 PM
So, you wanna get laid..?
by workshed
Jan 21st, 2010
07:39:00 PM
Hurt Locker
by I am_NOTREAL
Jan 21st, 2010
07:45:35 PM
Gambit is a MODESTY BLAISE caper movie done right
by tphile2
Jan 21st, 2010
07:55:35 PM
Holy shit the BIG FAN cover is awful
by hegele
Jan 21st, 2010
08:09:31 PM
Soylent Mean
by HEADGEEK
Jan 21st, 2010
08:13:05 PM
"Yonda lies da castle of my fadda."
by MCVamp
Jan 21st, 2010
08:16:19 PM
Acting Shakespeare...
by DougMcKenzie
Jan 21st, 2010
08:25:24 PM
Billy Jack
by seniorspeilbergio
Jan 21st, 2010
08:29:46 PM
moonwalker on blu?
by Bouncy X
Jan 21st, 2010
08:31:27 PM
Ian Mckellen Ducktales
by Magnamere
Jan 21st, 2010
08:36:56 PM
Re: ltgalloway
by SK229
Jan 21st, 2010
08:37:15 PM
HARRY...Resurrection AmExc?
by TrainWreck1969
Jan 21st, 2010
08:39:42 PM
No press screenings for Legion=not a good sign
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:10:26 PM
Harry, have you seen the Criterion poster for Hausu?
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:11:47 PM
Thanks for that Magnamere, frickin' hilarious!
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:20:56 PM
cats rule you dick!
by El Borak
Jan 21st, 2010
09:22:07 PM
Cats rule, in the realm of roadkill
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:27:25 PM
Soylent: Depends on WHY you like 2001
by KingNineReturns
Jan 21st, 2010
09:33:01 PM
Love cats...
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 21st, 2010
09:33:55 PM
Cats and dogs. Dogs and cats.
by dukeroberts
Jan 21st, 2010
09:51:17 PM
Cats are great for juggling. Also, they're great for holding fi
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:53:21 PM
holding fire
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:53:40 PM
Moon
by white_vader
Jan 21st, 2010
09:54:18 PM
Cats-testing the effects of lava on mammals since...
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:54:52 PM
Cats vs. a jet engine
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:56:17 PM
Cats in an iron maiden=
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:57:25 PM
Cats vs a steamroller=
by SoylentMean
Jan 21st, 2010
09:58:58 PM
Hey there SK
by white_vader
Jan 21st, 2010
10:09:05 PM
Hurt Locker is way overrated
by krushjudgement
Jan 21st, 2010
10:09:48 PM
Patton Oswalt...
by LawrenceOfArcadia
Jan 21st, 2010
10:16:38 PM
tphile2
by Hipshot
Jan 21st, 2010
10:37:20 PM
Hurt Locker Unrealistic?
by Hipshot
Jan 21st, 2010
10:38:59 PM
Dogs have owners
by King Sweyn Forkbeard
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:26:49 AM
Picking "Wild things Are" as better than Hurt Locker
by Tall_Boy66
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:33:14 AM
just finished
by frank cotton
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:34:55 AM
THE HURT LOCKER has my vote as Best of 2009.
by LoneGun
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:05:26 AM
RE: Acting Shakespeare
by A_Banned_Apart
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:24:06 AM
Last Action Hero
by damn_dirty_ape
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:29:19 AM
Cats rule...fuck you HARRY
by quantize
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:30:36 AM
HAUSU
by HEADGEEK
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:30:59 AM
Amazon Helps This Column Keep Cranking On
by damn_dirty_ape
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:38:04 AM
fuck dogs and cats
by charlesbronsonLIVES
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:46:34 AM
Like both dogs and cats, prefer cats
by Dingbatty
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:53:34 AM
cats and dogs are a draw...
by iwasredempted
Jan 22nd, 2010
02:42:40 AM
Moon = great, Patton Oswalt?
by dacanesta
Jan 22nd, 2010
02:43:50 AM
HALLOWEEN II theatrical cut is better
by Vern
Jan 22nd, 2010
02:54:54 AM
Liked Moon, Big Fan Was A Let Down
by Broseph
Jan 22nd, 2010
03:26:52 AM
Cliffhanger and Last Action Hero
by photoboy
Jan 22nd, 2010
04:10:15 AM
Legion
by NippleEffect
Jan 22nd, 2010
04:54:56 AM
Why did we get a eBay auction picture for Moon?
by Karl Childers
Jan 22nd, 2010
05:41:31 AM
Hipshot
by krushjudgement
Jan 22nd, 2010
05:46:45 AM
man that Last Action Hero cover is awful, just awful
by The_Crimson_King
Jan 22nd, 2010
05:51:48 AM
and I like both cats and dogs
by The_Crimson_King
Jan 22nd, 2010
05:57:18 AM
Kitten With A Whip
by Life Proof
Jan 22nd, 2010
06:07:24 AM
I have a cat and a dog
by Jack Burton
Jan 22nd, 2010
07:22:53 AM
Last Action Hero is an unsung classic
by judge dredds fresh undies
Jan 22nd, 2010
07:29:19 AM
Harry
by dancetothebeatofthelivingdead
Jan 22nd, 2010
07:36:59 AM
THE BROTHERS BLOOM is fantastic.
by Darkman
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:04:14 AM
The BBC documentary on DOGS...
by Oprah_Duke
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:07:35 AM
Cats > Dogs
by knowthyself
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:17:16 AM
what is with the Patton Oswalt love on this site
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:23:50 AM
I definetely prefer cats
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:24:55 AM
Harry, I think you're kind of a homophobe
by Toe Jam
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:26:39 AM
Avatar favourite movie of 09, but Hurt Locker was brilliant
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:29:48 AM
ALF is back.....
by Jamie McBain
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:30:33 AM
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
by fish tacos
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:36:43 AM
Brothers Bloom - wanted to like it
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:38:31 AM
The sad state of older films on DVD
by Samuel Fulmer
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:39:15 AM
Cats drink your soul?... ... !!!CATS FOR THE WIN!!!
by JasonPratt
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:46:13 AM
If there are any obscure films that you want
by Samuel Fulmer
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:49:01 AM
will people still have DVD/Blu-Ray collections in 15 years time?
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jan 22nd, 2010
09:02:01 AM
Miyamoto_Musashi
by Samuel Fulmer
Jan 22nd, 2010
09:10:05 AM
THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
09:16:54 AM
"Cats are shut-ins...." I wish...
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 22nd, 2010
09:19:13 AM
I have two dogs and a cat
by kafka07
Jan 22nd, 2010
09:26:14 AM
Halloween II was just offensive
by Rob0729
Jan 22nd, 2010
09:29:51 AM
Earth 2 was a tv series
by kafka07
Jan 22nd, 2010
09:31:55 AM
Totally agree with Harry about Hurt Locker
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
09:38:37 AM
Dogs are for people desperate to be loved by something, ANYTHING
by Stegman84
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:00:45 AM
By the way...
by Stegman84
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:05:53 AM
Re: Hurt Locker
by skimn
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:16:56 AM
Stegman84
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:17:06 AM
Stegman84
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:20:20 AM
Wanna see a fucked up picture of a dog?
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:21:23 AM
Big Fan was great
by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonB reak
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:35:17 AM
Moon was...OK
by J-Tall
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:43:55 AM
you can find the last action hero script here
by The_Crimson_King
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:44:15 AM
J-Tall
by skimn
Jan 22nd, 2010
11:25:33 AM
Cats vs Dogs
by KnightBorn
Jan 22nd, 2010
11:29:41 AM
Moon
by Life Proof
Jan 22nd, 2010
11:31:10 AM
Everyone here needs to watch Big Fan
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
11:41:28 AM
I mean its no
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
11:41:58 AM
Harry Knowles cant get it up
by thecomedian666
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:06:57 PM
Harry Knowles is an ugly sack of shit
by thecomedian666
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:08:30 PM
" define us! Pretty please?!"
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:11:04 PM
Harry Knowles will die soon and noone will care
by thecomedian666
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:12:58 PM
Harry Knowles smells like piss and ass and at test screenings...
by thecomedian666
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:16:25 PM
Harry Knowles claims to have had "girlfriends" but
by thecomedian666
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:18:54 PM
A CHE Criterion Edition DVD?
by AsimovLives
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:25:31 PM
AsimovLives
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:26:16 PM
I Was Bitterly Disappointed by Last Action Hero
by kevinwillis.net
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:32:19 PM
Last Action Hero had one great moment...
by MattmanReturns
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:33:37 PM
I Rarely Wish the Banhammer on Anybody
by kevinwillis.net
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:33:40 PM
Incredible Shrinking Woman
by Grimjack99
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:34:55 PM
Seriously, Please Ban thecomedian666
by kevinwillis.net
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:35:07 PM
The cat in the bed
by shortshirt
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:36:13 PM
Love Ewe
by joe90025
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:39:15 PM
Series7
by AsimovLives
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:41:57 PM
Harry Knowles has no balls
by thecomedian666
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:43:17 PM
shortshirt
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:45:27 PM
Series 7
by shortshirt
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:47:07 PM
AsimovLives
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:48:07 PM
shortshirt
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:49:13 PM
thecomedian666, shut up, you mean-spirited scum
by Kal Reeve
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:50:07 PM
THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:52:24 PM
Harry Knowles has not been able to see his 3 inch dick
by thecomedian666
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:52:56 PM
Harry Knowles looks like the kid in "Mask"
by thecomedian666
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:53:42 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck you
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:54:15 PM
Series7
by shortshirt
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:54:19 PM
Series7
by AsimovLives
Jan 22nd, 2010
12:58:52 PM
Emmerich is one of those stupid fools...
by AsimovLives
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:00:36 PM
Black Shield of Falworth
by jazzbox2
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:10:35 PM
You're giving Emmerich too much credit Asimov
by MattmanReturns
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:17:16 PM
AsimovLives
by shortshirt
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:17:24 PM
Harry got it right on Hurt Locker
by HoboCode
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:34:53 PM
Big Fan kicks so much ass.
by HoboCode
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:36:36 PM
Re: Big Fan is that Kevin Corrigan?
by skimn
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:41:20 PM
I've NEVER understood the hate for Last Action Hero
by ZoeFan
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:41:40 PM
HoboCode
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
01:54:08 PM
Problem with the Hurt Locker..
by Simpsonian
Jan 22nd, 2010
02:21:23 PM
Obesity to the extent that it hampers movement = epic FAIL.
by juice willis
Jan 22nd, 2010
02:43:14 PM
and dogs will get you laid!
by rben
Jan 22nd, 2010
02:58:00 PM
soylent mean, thanks for the laughs
by turketron_2
Jan 22nd, 2010
03:25:26 PM
Hurt Locker, Moon, etc.
by DustinBones
Jan 22nd, 2010
03:33:53 PM
This TalkBack is making me angry.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Jan 22nd, 2010
03:37:52 PM
MattmanReturns
by AsimovLives
Jan 22nd, 2010
03:45:19 PM
shortshirt
by AsimovLives
Jan 22nd, 2010
03:47:10 PM
No wonder they call jealous women hellcats..
by skimn
Jan 22nd, 2010
03:52:05 PM
AsimovLives
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
03:55:19 PM
Toe Jam...
by Lenny Nero
Jan 22nd, 2010
04:06:01 PM
Wait...dogs are a substitution for pussy?
by Darth Macchio
Jan 22nd, 2010
04:28:24 PM
I love Last Action Hero
by barnaby jones
Jan 22nd, 2010
04:34:44 PM
Wolfman Legacy edition
by tjwsports
Jan 22nd, 2010
04:49:09 PM
So Hurt Locker is about Bush's fuck up in Iraq?
by darthwaz1
Jan 22nd, 2010
05:09:48 PM
No commentary tracks on Simpsons?!?!?
by ur-vile
Jan 22nd, 2010
05:36:53 PM
House on Sorority abd Resurrection
by ufoclub1977
Jan 22nd, 2010
05:43:01 PM
The Hurt Locker
by Harold-Sherbort
Jan 22nd, 2010
05:50:16 PM
juice willis
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jan 22nd, 2010
06:02:44 PM
Nerd Rage applying to Hurt Locker now WTF
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Jan 22nd, 2010
06:06:40 PM
Yeah MOON had great effects. He was walking on the Moon
by Orionsangels
Jan 22nd, 2010
06:27:06 PM
Hurt Locker is overrated.
by DrPain
Jan 22nd, 2010
06:51:42 PM
Holy shit soylentmean...
by Skyway Moaters
Jan 22nd, 2010
07:08:54 PM
"Moon" was the best movie of the year
by Gozu
Jan 22nd, 2010
07:10:28 PM
And I like cats...
by Skyway Moaters
Jan 22nd, 2010
07:46:58 PM
Rob Zombie and Halloween 2
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jan 22nd, 2010
07:53:08 PM
also
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jan 22nd, 2010
07:55:52 PM
krushjudgement
by Hipshot
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:47:50 PM
Not necessarily homophobia...
by Hipshot
Jan 22nd, 2010
08:50:17 PM
CarmillaVonDoom
by Series7
Jan 22nd, 2010
09:26:17 PM
Series7
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jan 22nd, 2010
10:24:19 PM
re: LOST, flight 815 crash in REAL TIME, done in 24 style!
by BillboeFett
Jan 23rd, 2010
02:16:22 AM
also cool as hell, re: LOST
by BillboeFett
Jan 23rd, 2010
02:19:03 AM
Military uniforms in movies
by aabiohazard1972
Jan 23rd, 2010
07:21:54 AM
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
by web
Jan 23rd, 2010
11:44:30 AM
I saw Avatar this week
by SmokingRobot
Jan 23rd, 2010
11:51:44 AM
Harry, you left out the BEST Universal Vault Release!
by AKJoe
Jan 23rd, 2010
12:49:58 PM
Don't fuck with cats
by MattmanReturns
Jan 23rd, 2010
01:55:04 PM
And cats are great chick magnets...
by MattmanReturns
Jan 23rd, 2010
02:02:03 PM
Orionsangels, seriously?
by FrecklesBauer
Jan 23rd, 2010
03:27:05 PM
A substitute for pussy?
by thecat
Jan 23rd, 2010
04:19:24 PM
SmokingRobot
by damn_dirty_ape
Jan 23rd, 2010
04:51:09 PM
Head Geek
by damn_dirty_ape
Jan 23rd, 2010
05:02:21 PM
Re
by ls26LINDA
Jan 23rd, 2010
05:18:19 PM
Definitely a strong week
by Kammich
Jan 23rd, 2010
05:51:36 PM
No Film Actors Guild award TB?
by Thrillhouse77
Jan 23rd, 2010
06:57:15 PM
Dogs smell funny when they're wet
by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL
Jan 23rd, 2010
07:42:19 PM
ATTN : HAARRY I got a MAD MAX scoop for ya
by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBIL LCOSBY
Jan 23rd, 2010
10:19:32 PM
Galaxy Glue, Galaxy Glue
by Loosejerk
Jan 24th, 2010
01:26:49 AM
Not trying to pile on....
by Darryl_Revok
Jan 24th, 2010
04:34:39 AM
***** Where AVATAR is taking us, beyond 2010 *****
by JDanielP
Jan 24th, 2010
06:25:37 AM
What's funnier than nailing a cat to a fence??????
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 24th, 2010
06:40:42 AM
Whats funnier than a skinned cat in a sack of salt??????
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Jan 24th, 2010
06:41:42 AM
Wordage
by JDanielP
Jan 24th, 2010
06:48:59 AM
To continue, Wordage.....
by JDanielP
Jan 24th, 2010
06:57:58 AM
TOM HOLLANDER FOR BILBO!
by romanxp47
Jan 24th, 2010
04:41:48 PM
Is your dog what you use to replace your dick?
by solanine
Jan 24th, 2010
06:04:23 PM
We spies, yeah, internet Slow Hands
by RedCricketChase
Jan 24th, 2010
07:11:16 PM
PDaniel, with all respect...
by white_vader
Jan 24th, 2010
07:19:16 PM
still and all
by frank cotton
Jan 24th, 2010
07:38:44 PM
It will happen, to some degree.
by JDanielP
Jan 24th, 2010
10:08:17 PM
And yes,...
by JDanielP
Jan 24th, 2010
10:14:41 PM
Eight and a half
by Mr Gorilla
Jan 25th, 2010
04:11:45 AM
Bringing back dead actors would never work because...
by starwarrior
Jan 25th, 2010
05:15:42 AM
Starwarrior
by white_vader
Jan 25th, 2010
08:38:10 AM
It could happen with Clint Eastwood and John Wayne...
by JDanielP
Jan 25th, 2010
09:43:39 AM
I think I should let this go now
by white_vader
Jan 25th, 2010
07:27:42 PM
Moon
by Han Job Solo
Jan 25th, 2010
11:57:46 PM
Cats
by Han Job Solo
Jan 26th, 2010
12:07:27 AM
It's a proven scientific fact.
by Django The Bastard
Jan 26th, 2010
09:50:02 AM
You cat hating fat fuck!
by DamianVonBarone
Jan 26th, 2010
09:52:19 AM
Like him or not, Patton Oswalt is fantastic in Big Fan.
by BanditDarville
Jan 26th, 2010
02:22:38 PM
This column is dying, isn't it
by D.Vader
Jan 26th, 2010
03:53:40 PM
Yes, I agree...
by eustisclay
Jan 26th, 2010
04:57:45 PM
Gor blimey, it's Tuesday and no new DVD column?
by SoylentMean
Jan 26th, 2010
07:24:41 PM
Moon
by R2DToo
Jan 26th, 2010
07:52:25 PM
DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBos to n
by StrokerX
Jan 26th, 2010
09:11:12 PM
Batman getting the hots for Dogwoman?
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Jan 27th, 2010
05:44:42 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Jan 27th, 2010
07:00:00 AM
Bandit, Patton Oswalt in Big Fan
by Stabby
Jan 27th, 2010
09:33:14 AM
"no girl is gonna get the hots for Cat Man"
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 27th, 2010
10:04:04 AM
Thanks Cobra, then I stand by what I said
by SoylentMean
Jan 27th, 2010
10:26:16 AM
nice list harry
by ieatgarbage
Jan 27th, 2010
02:21:42 PM
"Ask any woman"
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 28th, 2010
12:27:36 PM
You know...
by moondog65478
Jan 28th, 2010
06:34:32 PM
"your weight..you're a very portly fellow."
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 28th, 2010
10:26:12 PM
Believe it or not Harry...
by Rando Calrisian
Jan 29th, 2010
12:11:49 PM
You assume I'm fat and single?
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 29th, 2010
01:04:25 PM
Let me get this straight...
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 29th, 2010
02:26:35 PM
Just saw Hurt Locker finally
by MattmanReturns
Jan 29th, 2010
02:30:13 PM
Oh Wordage...
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 29th, 2010
03:20:36 PM
Cat vs. Bear... Cat wins
by MattmanReturns
Jan 30th, 2010
12:48:26 AM
No prob, Word...
by Billyeveryteen
Jan 30th, 2010
09:19:20 AM
I love Last Action Hero
by disfigurehead
Feb 1st, 2010
12:18:21 PM
Will Harry do a DVD column this week?
by SoylentMean
Feb 1st, 2010
04:30:47 PM
Nope
by moondog65478
Feb 1st, 2010
07:46:50 PM
People like dogs because...
by SimonDunkle
Feb 1st, 2010
11:35:45 PM
Dude, start doing your job man!
by Spherehead
Feb 2nd, 2010
03:46:39 PM
John August Quotes
by moondog65478
Feb 3rd, 2010
09:01:39 AM
Stop reposting, moondog.
by Lenny Nero
Feb 3rd, 2010
08:34:28 PM
Hey Harry here again...
by ladevastation
Feb 4th, 2010
03:37:02 PM
Sure thing Lenny
by moondog65478
Feb 4th, 2010
08:43:20 PM
Wow, so it's been a month since the last DVD column.
by SoylentMean
Feb 10th, 2010
10:17:34 AM
Have we seen the very last of this DVD column?
by LoneGun
Feb 10th, 2010
03:51:49 PM
For real Harry...
by Mathom
Feb 16th, 2010
04:03:28 PM
any chance........
by NarmonRi
Feb 17th, 2010
04:45:57 AM
other site recommendations?
by elsanto
Feb 17th, 2010
07:27:57 AM
Hello?.... Anyone there?....
by moondog65478
Feb 18th, 2010
02:48:00 PM
Other site recommendations?
by Spherehead
Feb 19th, 2010
11:58:18 AM
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by raidahguy
Feb 19th, 2010
05:06:05 PM

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