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Noted Bastard, Mike Richardson, has bound and gagged Bruce Campbell!!!
Hey folks, Harry here with the news that "The Man" Mike Richardson has come down upon our everyman hero, Bruce Campbell, like the IRS upon Willie Nelson. That said, though Mike must be considered a BASTARD for binding and gagging our hero, Bruce... ...he was cool enough to provide a few more details about BRUCE VS FRANKENSTEIN! So... here ya go:
As a result of this leak, Mike Richardson has Bruce bound and gagged in a secret room of which only he knows the location. We did learn that Mark Verhedien will return to write it and Ted Raimi will play a KEY role in the film. Richardson says he will release Campbell sometime in the near future when "Bruce learns to keep his big mouth shut."
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DayBreakers review? Admiring fans want to know
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whatever
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Did anything that was worth a warm shit. Anyone see The Man with the Screaming Brain? YEESH! I don't even remember the name of that horrible trash he did last year that had one of the worst monstyers in the recorded history of film. It's that one where he plays himself. Utter garbage. As far as I'm concerned, the Bruce Campbell party ended with Jack of All Trades.
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...but with Bruce Campbell.
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I mean since that version is dead in the water, what "major role" was he attached to?
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...take our clothes off and write a detailed and graphic post describing how we touch ourselves they're going to kill Bruce.Keep your little games in the bedroom. I'm not playing.
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That would be My Name Is Bruce.
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is being performed at a lower level than elementary school plays I have seen. Why are you wasting our time with this shit? (I am asking both AICN and Bruce Campbell)
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then I'm happy.
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In Spider-Man 4, Bruce would have portrayed Uncle Ben who, it seems, actually didn't die. It turns out that the hospital lost his body and was so embarrassed that they sent a John Doe to the Funeral Parlor. Uncle Ben had amnesia and was living as a homeless bum not far from his home.
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I'm good with that! Thanks
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I've just been contacted by a fan who shook your hand at a convention recently wearing a hand buzzer. It only appeared to be a classic gag toy, but actually he injected you with a locator chip through which he can monitor your movements anywhere in the world via the Internet. Your location has just been sent to your brother Don in the military and a strikeforce of Iraqi stationed soliders has been deployed to your rescue. Richardson will be dealt with.
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This is no joke! This is the sign, the time to unite is here! Hang on Bruce, we are on the way!
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Good god Bruce.
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FREE BRUCE! FREE BRUCE! FREE BRUCE! FREE BRUCE!
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He's a class act.
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I mean seriously... what's the damn hold up here? They aren't getting any younger you know! Raimi made plenty of money from doing his 3 Spiderman movies, so surely he could finance the whole damn thing himself and then get a studio to distribute it.
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He's got my 20 bucks or whatever it is. I'll pay to see Bruce in anything. But if this is what passes for marketing the new movie? He needs to start firing people.
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Honestly - the quality underwhich I have seen SHERLOCK HOLMES was simply a miserable filmgoing experience that was so horrifyingly distracting that I feel the need to see the film again before commenting. I just haven't had the time to.
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The Chocolate mobile being a 89 Geo Metro...with "Po Boy" license plates
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Jan 20, 2010 1:45:03 PM CST
The Navy SEAL team is outside the building, Bruce!
by the reluctant austinite
Keep your head down. There may be some collateral damage. The green light has been given. There's quite a bit of security, but Don says his team is packing heavy artillery and is there to kick ass and "erase" names (namely Richardson). Semper fi, or Cobra kai, or something. Viva la Bruce!
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because I love him as a human bean.
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I would love to bind and gag Bruce Campbell, he get's hotter the older he gets , I bet he's a filthy bastard in bed.... ;)
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