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The COP OUT One Sheet!!
Irish Rican here -
With the bad Cop Out theatrical trailer now a distant memory (hopefully), Warner Bros. has shared the new Cop Out one sheet.
Feels good to see Bruce Willis in John McClaine form and the great tagline 'Rock Out With Your Glock Out.' Once again I can't help feel that Warner Bros. still missed the mark on this. Thoughts?
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I'm sure Kevin Smith agrees.
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That Eddie Murphy/Robert DeNiro snoozefest, Showtime.
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...LIKE SHIT!!
is this the first indication that Bruce is in another slump?
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That's John McClaine form?
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IS COVERING THE FRONTPAGE OF THE SITE EVERY TIME I TRY TO LOOK AT IT. SORT IT OUT, GUYS!
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i was like 'wha? who is Bruce Tracy and Willis Morgan?
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What is this... Chud?
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And Morgan just looks dumb.
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good things about this movie, but I really didn't feel the trailer and I don't think the one sheet will drag anyone in.
Me, I'll give it a go cos Tracy Morgan is amazing in 30 Rock, Bruce is the MAN and Kevin Smith has never let me down ( o.k. Jersey Girl sucked, but still...). -
look painted on. Weird.
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Bruce Willis looks like a dwarf!
His head is too big for his body. -
BOYCOTT DORIAN GRAY for using pop-up ads that don't even 'close' when you click on 'close'. You fucking aggressive marketing fuckwads.
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crack?
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...those times at the video store when you find a movie with A-list actors that you've never heard of...
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yeah . . . Welcome to the party pals.
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SUCK IT HATERS!!!I hate when people say this but it works for me here so its ok.
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...I mean the movie (not the actors) that you haven't heard of...
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or an SNL skit, not a real movie.
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strategically placed on Tracy's shirt. Nice.
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Peeeyooosah.
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and Willis Morgan! Typesetting FAIL.
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That's a pretty fun tagline! I want to see what Smith can see with original material, 'cause I do think that that dude has talent. I hope this is R Rated.
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Some newbie?
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Jan 19, 2010 3:16:53 PM CST
Holy fuck, a buddy cop movie? How unbelievably original?!?!?!
by yackbacker
I'm going to take a second job just so I can sock away the money to go and see this one. THANK YOU KEVIN SMITH! You're really keeping cinema moving forward.
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nothing, not even "popping up" will make me watch that shit.
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Also the title and Tracy Morgan's facial expression suggest that this is about homosexual cops coming out of the closet, not that there's anything wrong with that.
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His face looks photoshopped and the arms don't belong to him.
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their tradition of stereotyping. In Rush Hour, the African-American cop was the annoying comic relief. In Showtime, the African-American lead was the annoying comic relief (as opposed to Murphy's clever comic relief in the Beverly Hills films). Now this. I would like to see the roles reversed for a change... Tracy playing the straight man and Willis doing comedy.
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same thing. But at least they didn't do the usual poster WTF of having the name over the wrong actor..
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god awful, but Bruce Willis is always worth checking out. That sounds gay.
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Seriously though, check out the pleat/wrinkle/shadow in Tracy's groin area.
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I mean in a non-gay way. Not that there's anything wrong with that, either.
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You can whine and complain that it looks like a crap movie you'll wait to comeout on cable(FX should pick it up fast they always get bad movies)But at least its not a remake of an old film that had nothing wrong with it(wolfman), or a crappy sequal thrown on the market just to make money(Crank 2).
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Sorry, man. I couldn't help myself. Love ya! Affleck was the bomb in Chasing Amy!
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Prolly.
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Not ONE. I'm left wondering if Smith has any good ones in the movie.
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Smith is just collecting paychecks at this point. That last interview he had with AICN where he decided to just be a complete stoner and essentially admitted "Yeah, I suck now", pretty much summed it up.
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I mean, this film is essentially a copout right?
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Which has the most appropriate title?
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Is this like THE LAST BOY SCOUT? Cos that was watchable in a sleazy cheezy kinda way.
Or is THE LAST BOY SCOUT a cinematic titan in comparison to the crapness of COP OUT? Kinda looks like that might be closer. -
This looks like fun! And the trailer isn't bad, especially if you consider that the only jokes they show in the trailer are the only ones fit for general audiences.
And hey, Yackbacker, yeah I'm talking to you. If you accept the Shakespearean theory that there are only a certain number of stories and combinations in the world to tell, then the only thing that can help you is telling an older story in an original way. I think Smith can do it. -
Not seeing this just for that line alone.
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where he plays a cop and his partner/sidekick is African-American? The Fifth Element, Die Hard 3, The Last Boy Scout, 16 Blocks, Cop Out... did I miss any?
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Failure is an option.
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where he plays a cop?
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like "Yeah, this is a retarded movie, but I'm getting paid a shitload, so fuck it."
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Oh yeah... putrid. Kevin, lay off the pot and start CREATING again. This is just laziness.
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in every kinda way.
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Head or gut, Tracy?
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and holding a gun!!!! NO WAAAYYY!!!
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HHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jan 19, 2010 4:05:35 PM CST
Anyone else notice their skin tone is almost the same?
by mattmanreturns
Even though Willis is white and Morgan is black? Thoughts?
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I take full credit for pointing that out :)
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...but, hey, it's a START in the direction of something new--maybe not entirely original, I don't know--but at LEAST it's not a remake/prequel/sequel/revisionist take on something else. Am I right? Anybody with me? I mean, I can't say I'm EXCITED for this, but...I don't know...we're all just floating...
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The last part of his sentence was cut off. Ok, so I'll share the credit with ya, Feral ;)
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Damn Kevin Smith sold out? i was sort of interested in this because I thought it would be funny to see Smith's insanity in a big hollywood smashup. to see him just directing? damn what a shame.
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jesus christ, who gives a fuck, they dont post TRON one sheets but they post this bullshit. fuck this and this movie. bruce's career is in the shitter.
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Dammit. I hate sharing stolen credit for internet witticisms. Even poor ones.
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Botched reattachment?
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"I got a tattoo on my ding dong that says 'Stove Top.'"
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Like- who will have more shit on their shoes after this crap. I'm betting in order- Smith, Morgan and Willis by a long distance.
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Dah dah da-da-da-da-da dah dah da-da-da-da-da dadaDA-de-da-de-da-dah-daaaaah
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They dropped the ball on this one. Just a terribly generic trailer.
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I'm there.
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Might want to add some space between those names.
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Heh Heh Heh Heh-Heh Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh, Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh-Heh-Heh.
Heh Heh Heh Heh-Heh-Heh, and then another Heh Heh Heh-Heh-Heh. -
No cred at all in highlighting Kevin's name? Where's the loss? The people who don't know who he is or just see Bruce Willis movies regardless of the director aren't going to care, and the people who are Kevin Smith fans might be lured in. Hell, some Kevin Smith fans might not even know he's directing this. STUPID marketing.
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I think perhaps Kevin Smith doesn't want people to know he directed this.
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Somebody in this town needs to hire me to consult on this shit, because that's just sloppy.
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Ah, maybe so. I certainly didn't detect any shame when I saw him speak a couple months ago, though. I guess it could be a tacit agreement.
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the white man is serious and the black man is wacky. And look! He wears his cop badge like a necklace. Bli-zing!
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Would anyone care?
Doubt it. -
This looks like something they would slap together for the DVD cover instead of going with the original poster.
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Is Kevin working with a bunch of blind fucks over there? I'm gunning for the guy, but someone is fucking this shit up big-time and needs sorting asap.
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Because I recognize the actors in the picture and THOSE ARE NOT THEIR NAMES!!!way to go, layout chimps
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If he's rocking out with a glock out?
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Awful comedy like this is easy to stop. I bet anyone 5 smackaroos that, somewhere in this movie, the line "good cop, black cop" it uttered!
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B) That Dorian Gray pop up is really fucking me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Because it looks double shit.
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Such a big fan, can't wait!
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Left to right, you fucking IDIOTS.
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It's unbelievable that at no point during the making of this movie did Kevin Smith, Bruce Willis or Tracy Morgan consult DarthCorleone, the talkbacker at aintitcoolnews.com. It's such a logical choice. Why even bother investing millions of dollars in a Hollywood film without asking DarthCorleone what he thinks? It just seems like a waste of time and money to go ahead and put out a movie without the DarthCorleone okay. Sloppy, guys. Sloppy.
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something Tracy Jordan would star in. ie- Black Cop/White Cop ("One does the duty; the other gets the booty!"
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Get a fucking pop-up blocker you retards. I've never seen a single ad on this website....why? Because I block the fuckers that's why!!!
Use Firefox, download one of the billion free ad-blockers, and stop fucking whining! -
Jan 19, 2010 5:51:39 PM CST
I wonder if Walter B will make a reappearance
by turd_has_risen_from_the_grave
to promote this crappy movie? Perhaps Kevin Smith, who has frequented these boards in the past, can join him. Then we can have two black-boxed idiots jousting with the talkbackers - hilarity and many vicious back-and-forth insults ensue!
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cringe worthy shit
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But then, I avoid watching the generally very good 30 Rock just because it contains the comedy void known to scientists as "Tracy Morgan." That guy honestly thinks that simply making faces and talking very loudly creates comedy, no matter the joke or context.
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YES, count me in!
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It's fucking John McClane.
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Tracy Morgan is worth screen time why? He makes Chris Tucker seem not obnoxious.
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I do believe that I've been mortally wounded by your rapier wit. Screw my Hollywood skills. You should be shilling screenplays for millions of dollars.Obviously I was speaking somewhat tongue-in-cheek, but I stand by my critique.
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that was too good. much funnier than anything Smith has ever belched forth. well done.
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I know nothing about it, but it looks like some kind of satire.
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I'm a fan, but you need to wipe that smirk off your face every once and a while. I know you bang playmates and supermodels (and jerk off on your daughter's head when she's sleeping) but when filming you need to get into character, and stop being "Bruce Willis".
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Lenp sucks. His supporters suck even more.
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a Half sheet?
Ha! I kill me.
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He's great on 30 rock. Takes guts to basically show up on a show and admit you are pompous and ridiculous. I like him because he doesn't resort to impressions like many other black comedians.
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Can Tracy Morgan EVER look normal? Does he even have a choice? Or did someone MULE KICK him in the face and cause WAY TOO MUCH mental damage...
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let the heads begin exploding
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This movie makes me wanna yawn...Just looking at the poster let alone the trailer makes me wanna sleep....zzzzzz
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Would separating the names like one more inch have blown the budget.
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It was all in fun. And the fact that this movie is going to be terrible--I think that's something we can all agree on.
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His best stuff, ever, are his interviews on Howard after they moved to satellite. This movie, however, looks fucking dreadful. It is almost embarassing to recall how much I used to love Smith's movies. Some of them were good, right?
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or something like that. now THAT would have been a better title. kinda makes the new title an injoke
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For a movie that will suck and make 25 Million Domestic at most. Then Smith and all his fans will make up excuses and say it wasn't his fault.
Then we will be hearing about his Warren Zevon hockey movie over and over, which he says he wanted to make for a while now. For a guy who blogs, has a podcast, goes on speaking tours, gives interviews to anybody we are just hearing about this? More like he saw The Wrestler and said, "Hey, I can do that with a hockey player."
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Fuck those toned-down movie titles. As if a 6 year old would even understand the double meaning of the original title!
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Bruce Willis looks like he is holding his man bit and not a gun in that poster. That explains that strange expression on his face.
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Every time I look at that poster, I find something new that makes me giggle.
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The hockey song is amazing. Doesnt need to be made into a movie. Infact a movie would be rubbish
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Anyone???
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... because the black dude in the poster is making a funny face. That's the clue, right?Seems that the time for black people to act as ministrels for the amusement of middle class white people is not yet over in Hollywood. And they claim it's a liberal place. Like shit it is!
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It's just an austrian name, of the weapons manufacturer dude who created the firm.
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I understand lots of you seem to loathe Smith (I can't really see why, but whatever...), but it seems slightly odd to be beating down on him for missing jokes in a script he had nothing to do with.Surely you need to save your teenage vitriol for a full Kevin Smith production? Don't waste that juvy-bile now!
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http://tinyurl.com/brucetracey
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I love Bruce and Kevin but neither of them has made a good film in a very long time (ok, I did enjoy Clerks II and 16 Blocks was fun) But the poster/trailer looked atrocious to me. I am still furious over Live Free or Die Hard, biggest piece of shit ever. Not just for the PG-13, it was an awful movie all around.
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That's kinda interesting. I mean, even if the movie is stupid, it'll still be a bit of a personal triumph for him if he gets the editing right on an action movie. After all, editing an action movie ain't the same as editing weepy "chick flicks for men" about widowers who fall in love with lesbians while working at fast food joints.
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That might be worth the price of admission.
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Jan 20, 2010 1:58:36 PM CST
"widowers who fall in love with lesbians while working at fast f
by asimovlives
What's wrong with a movie about that? Specially if there's plenty of lesbian sex scenes between hot actresses. If you ask me, they should make more movies about that.
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Tell them it has one or more lesbian sex scenes. 100% sucess garanteed.
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I'm a hard-boiled View Askew fan. I have the autographed posters and DVDs and comics and "Vulgaration" t-shirt to prove it.
I'm just sayin', his filmography doesn't lend itself to people saying to themselves, "that guy should really edit action movies!" -
"Vulgarathon" t-shirt.
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I've already sent this flick..Bruce Willis=grizzled cop while Tracy Morgan=ghetto sidekick cracking a joke about whites every 10 seconds. Here's a twist..have the white guy in a movie making black jokes..why this is still taboo in pussy hollywood is a mystery to me.
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Maybe this will be good since Kevin Smith didn't write it.
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I got nothing against buddy cop movies, they can be great, but the setup in this looks so tired. An older, tired and angry cop and his wisecracking buddy. I'm too old for this shit.
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Since those are the pistols they're holding. If They are supposed to be NYPD, then it would be appropriate for them to have Glocks and incorrect for them to have SIG Sauers. Either way, the tagline doesn't jibe with the image. Glock, by the way, for those of you like Arturo who don't know, is a brand of pistol, like Colt or Smith & Wesson or SIG Sauer.
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in Tracy Jordan dressing room. Right between "Fat Bitch" and "Honky Grandma".
Sigh.....
Hey, Kevin Smith! The Green Arrow comic sucks right now! Since you don't seem to be doing anything worthwhile..... -
I wonder if Warner Bros didn't like Smith's original tittle, which I believe was "A Couple of Dicks". So good! But I understand if WB had to poo poo it in oder to streamline the film. A lot of people out there wouldn't get it. And I'm guessing Smith wanted to play ball since this is his first 'studio picture'...? And of course, his speech on his DVD about Bruce calling him is equally worth seeing this movie... I'm down!
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