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Listen up, screwheads! Bruce Campbell has a message for ya'!

Published at: Jan. 18, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. While doing my own spy business in NoLa (just took a rather frightening trip down Bourbon St, actually... The tip top of the creepy was a homeless dude showing off his Quato-like stomach tumor) I received this communinque from Mr. Bruce Campbell regarding his 2010 plans. This is the first time he's broken his cover and he did it for you, the fans, so I hope you appreciate the danger he's put himself in! Here's the man himself:
Hello everyone. Bruce Campbell here. This urgent message is short, because my keystrokes are monitored and I fear for my life. My partner at Dark Horse comics, Mike Richardson (normally a very rational and talented man), threatened to have his foot soldiers "crush my spleen" if I did what I am about to do. But the fans deserve to know, so with great trepidation I officially announce Bruce Vs. Frankenstein, the sequel to My Name is Bruce. Principal photography begins this fall in Oregon. I'd like to live long enough to see the cameras roll, so please, for the love of God, do not tell anyone - I can't risk this announcement getting back to Mike! Thank you.
There you have it. I know I'd love to see Bruce step back into the Blue Suede Shoes and kick some vampire ass in Bubba Nosferatu, but I guess anything Bruce does is good news, yeah? -Quint quint@aintitcool.com Follow Me On Twitter



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  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Nice -- let's hope so.

    by ATARI

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Cool

    by blackwood

    News.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    just make the army of darkness sequel already

    by Osiris3657

    ^that

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Bruce is the man.

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    And a really cool guy to meet in person.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    But to be honest

    by blackwood

    MY NAME IS BRUCE was a better idea than movie, I thought. Would much prefer a BUBBA something.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Bruce, Sam... Evil Dead IV please.! Cheers, Workshed. xxxx

    by workshed

    C'mon chaps. Do it whilst you still have the ability to kick ass. The audience is ready and waiting.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:46 p.m. CST

    WOOKIE BONER!

    by Wookie_Boner

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:46 p.m. CST

    I still haven't seen My Name is Bruce, for shame

    by SoylentMean

    I've heard some pretty bad things about it, although I should give it a shot. I really do wish BC would come back for Bubba Nosferatu (it's going to be really jarring to see Ron Perlman step into the role).

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Hail to the King Baby!!

    by Solomon Kane

    Just watched My Name is Bruce again this afternoon. Wonderful way to relax and lmao.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    Bruce, talk to Sam and make Evil Dead 4 happen!

    by SoylentMean

    I'd rather see that than Indy 5: The Wheelchair of Shattered Dreams.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Bruce, stop making crap.

    by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure

    I am a huge fan of yours, but these movies have cost like 2dlls I'm starting to feel your just using your cult status to trick your fans into spending money on crapola.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    My Name Is Bruce should've been his The Wrestler

    by wintocha67

    But they just haven't got the talent necessary other than Bruce himself.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Bruce + Oregon = Bad ass!

    by Bob Loblaw Law Blog

    Whenever I'm the least bit sad or depressed, I just remind myself that I live in the same glorious state as Bruce Campbell. Loved MNIB... can't wait for this. He always does a premiere in Portland. I love that he's really made the NW his home!

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:09 p.m. CST

    I wanted to love My Name is Bruce...

    by Youth_N_Asia

    but I just couldn't :( Hopefully we get some Evil Dead or Bubba goodness soon.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:10 p.m. CST

    now this is COOL NEWS

    by WhoDis

    HAIL TO THE KING, BABY

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:13 p.m. CST

    My Name Is Bruce was okay ... Campbell rocks though

    by manifestchaos

    I liked "Jack Brooks, Monster Slayer" more than "My Name Is Bruce"

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:15 p.m. CST

    My Name is Bruce was SHIT

    by shaneo632

    I'm a big Campbell fan and his charisma wen so far but the plot sucked balls and the constant referencing got boring quick.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Umm... no thanks

    by Logo Lou

    My Name Is Bruce was awful, even for a Campbell film. Why he turned down a Bubba sequel I'll never know. Bruce, love ya, but I can't support this.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    Sweet!

    by I am the most horrible

    I want to be in it!

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    hell I even liked Alien Apocaplypse

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    i forget how entertaining the guy is, his movie's might be mediocre lately compared to what you would expect to see from him and raimi together, but their's still gold to found in em

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:23 p.m. CST

    Bruce vs. Vulturess

    by wampa_droppings

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:24 p.m. CST

    It doesn't deserve a sequel

    by ronaldtheshort

    There was like two funny jokes in MY NAME IS BRUCE. Please do something directed by someone else, Mr. Campbell!

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:31 p.m. CST

    Uh, Quint?

    by Wally_West

    It's NOLA... "New Orleans, LA --> NOLA" You gotta capitalize the whole thing. Meanwhile, Bruce Campbell kicks ass.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:47 p.m. CST

    THIS ROCKS!

    by TheTRUESuperDuperMan

    Bruce Campbell is one of my favorite actors, and this is AWESOME!!! HECK YEAH! :D

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:48 p.m. CST

    I think I barely caught part of My Name Is Bruce

    by ToMonicker

    I don't recall it being intriguing enough to seek out to watch all the way through. Sam & Bruce, do Evil Dead 4, and either pass the torch or end it gloriusly, but for heaven's sake, don't put out a PG13 piece of shit.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 10:51 p.m. CST

    Bruce, time to pull a JCVD

    by We_like_it_VERY_MUCH

    and make a film that people wouldn't expect. Because honestly, "My Name Is Bruce" was a let down. I say that as someone who has read "If Chins Could Kill" twice and knows you're brilliant when you want to be. Making a sequel is catering to the likes of your fans that are basically "Juggalos... and you don't want that, Bruce. <P> Make Evil Dead 4 your big farewell to the B horror business and then get Sam to help you get a real good role and start the next phase of your career. <P> Stallone is planning an Expendables 2, right?

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:02 p.m. CST

    The Villian in MNIB was weak so Frank is

    by MacReady452

    a great move. The kid was also weak but I loved all the send up/spoof stuff in it. Bruces car and attitude. Living in the trailer. All hilarious stuff. A little fine tuning and Bruce could really have something. "Come get some."

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:03 p.m. CST

    oh God Please... Stop Bruce!!!

    by Russman

    Dude... you're to funny and good for that crap. Do something better man. Ugh!! Why am I even typing this!

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:03 p.m. CST

    Ya know..

    by Franklancer

    not till I saw this did I realize we won't get another out of the park cameo by bruce in the future non-raimi spidermans a pity, he added more than I think most people knew to each of them..

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    My Name is Bruce was awful

    by frankenstone

    "My Name is Bruce" is the only Bruce Campbell movie/appearance that I have ever truly hated. Bruce Campbell is my favorite actor of all time and he improves every movie or TV show he appears in but "My Name is Bruce" was a mean-spirited kick in the groin to the entire human race, a disgusting piece of cinema that should be destroyed for the sake of history and future generations to come. Making a sequel to this abomination is a criminal act. Please dear god no. I love you Bruce, you are my favorite actor, I love you even more than I love Shatner, but when the lynch mobs come for you I will not stand in their way if you continue forth and make this film.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:13 p.m. CST

    My name is Bruce was dissapointing

    by SavageJuicebox

    Here's hoping they get better actors a better plot and a better villain this time.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:13 p.m. CST

    if loyalties could kill

    by cathartist

    I couldn't have said it better myself, We_like_it_VERY_MUCH. The thing is Bruce has already moved on to a degree, he's GREAT on Burn Notice (if it comes back for another season) It's almost like he feels like he owes it to the drooling fanboy populace to be this one off character for the rest of his life. Bruce you are better than this!

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    My Name Is Bruce on Netflix Streaming

    by Zardozap2005

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:26 p.m. CST

    I like Bruce...

    by kjmad25

    ... Army of Darkness? Need I say more? But, I hate to say, My Name is Bruce sucked balls. Really, really bad. Please make a film directed by Sam Raimi called "Another Army of Darkness" and I will see it twenty times in the theater.

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I'LL SWALLOW YOU

    by The_Crimson_King

    swallow this *BOOM*

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:32 p.m. CST

    R SOUL

    by The_Crimson_King

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Haha^^^

    by Alientoast

    When I first saw that scene in ED2, I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:53 p.m. CST

    Bruce....remember when we met at that book

    by MacReady452

    signing? I was like the 257th guy in line with the Clutch shirt on and you called me Clutch (it was this thing we had) and you signed "It's a tirck. Get an ax."<p>Man those where the good old days. Remember that Bruce?

  • Jan. 18, 2010, 11:56 p.m. CST

    Brisco County Jr. Rides Again!

    by Engelhast

    I would rather see that over this or another Evil Dead movie.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:02 a.m. CST

    I can't beleive this has happened.

    by daggor

    Bruce Campbell has become Abbott and/or Costello.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:04 a.m. CST

    tirck=trick my fault not Bruces

    by MacReady452

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    QUINT WHY DID YOU PUBLISH THAT

    by BringingSexyBack

    when he very clearly told you not to? Now he's in trouble.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:20 a.m. CST

    Bubba Nosferatu

    by Jawsphobia

    Good point about that. I'm not sure I'll watch my Man With A Screaming Brain DVD again, but Bubba Ho Tep is a real keeper. I'd love to know they why, why, why behind Nosferatu being in limbo. Maybe he doesn't NEED to do it enough. Let's hope it doesn't take as long as Lee Horseley took to appear in Tales of the Ancient Empire. Long after fans of The Sword and the Sorcerer grew up.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    I

    by V'Shael

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    I

    by V'Shael

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:23 a.m. CST

    I

    by V'Shael

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:24 a.m. CST

    WTF? Happened there?

    by V'Shael

    I'll buy anything the man does, because I've enjoyed his work so much over the years. <p> (Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the editing tool on this site?)

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:25 a.m. CST

    Bruce has shown improvement every time out as a director

    by natecore

    My name is Bruce was vastly superior than Screaming Brain, but thats not to say My name is bruce was any good.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:25 a.m. CST

    make Bubba Frankenstein

    by Gorgomel

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:26 a.m. CST

    The funniest parts in Bruce...

    by sonnyfern

    ...was when he was insulting the townsfolk. CLASSIC Bruce there!

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:42 a.m. CST

    Darn, I was hoping he was gonna be in The Hobbit

    by Dreamwriter

    Imagine Bruce as an elf! (the elves in The Hobbit weren't the solemn things you see in LOTR)

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:45 a.m. CST

    Nathan Fillion IS Bruce

    by NippleEffect

    All the cosmic forces are in alignment

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:49 a.m. CST

    Go Bruce - Keep Rockin.

    by hallmitchell

    How about another book?

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:52 a.m. CST

    Another Evil Dead

    by BendersShinyAss

    Why doesn't Raimi just set up a team, have a year of meetings and nut out a whole new Evil dead film. it doesnt have to be big, it doesnt have to be epic. shoot it old 16mm and somewhere quiet where the dead can surround and close in. It doent even have to be a direct sequel.... per say... just a whole new film with Ash fighting the Evil dead. don't try too hard, but for God sake, there was going to be another 2 spidermans after the 'made up as we go along' 3rd film... surely there's another evil dead film in these guys!!?

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST

    My name is Bruce was a mammoth dissapoitment.

    by JediRob

    I love Bruce, but it was real bad. Screaming Brain was also nearly unwatchable. I will never watch either one again. Bubba Ho-Tep on the other hand I watch often.<br><br>The Bubba sequel seemed such a no brainer. A fantastic idea for a franchise, We should already be up to a 3rd and it should be Bubba Frankenstein instead of this.<br><br>I mean you had a loyal fan base, and Paul Giamaitti was all about this movie too. Me thinks there are some egos afoot, and unfortunately it smells to be Bruce's.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 1:49 a.m. CST

    AWESOME!

    by JuanSanchez

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 2:05 a.m. CST

    Will it have a budget this time?

    by Specktron

    erm...and not suck? MNIB was a HUUUUUUGE disappointment.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 2:50 a.m. CST

    myib. i completely forgot that film existed

    by Waka_Flocka_Flame

    says it all really

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 3:09 a.m. CST

    interestingly, i just finished "if chins could kill"

    by georgecauldron

    it was a great read as a campbell/raimi fan and a michigan-raised person. and i just started watching brisco county, jr.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 3:09 a.m. CST

    Avatar

    by darrenspool

    Whats this got to do with Zorro?

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 3:39 a.m. CST

    My Name Is Bruce had Bruce in ultrafunny selfparodying mode!

    by sherlock_junior

    It was hilarious stuff, but at the same time the movie suffered from made for TV looks and production. Although Bruce sure knows how to direct himself! Bring this sequel ON!!!!

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 4:18 a.m. CST

    Love Bruce but My Name is Bruce was ultra crap.

    by Damien Chowder

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 4:31 a.m. CST

    MNIB wasnt great

    by Drsambeckett1984

    But to be honest I will watch Bruce Campbell in anything.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 5:33 a.m. CST

    Awesome News

    by ominus

    Although my name is bruce was not very good,like his elvis/mummy movie.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 7:03 a.m. CST

    AVATAR HAS BEEN PULLED FROM 1,628 CHINESE THEATRES!?! WTF!?!

    by TehCreepyThinMan

    The communist nation's state-run movie distributor, China Film Group, unexpectedly began pulling the blockbuster science-fiction picture from 1,628 2-D screens this week in favor of a biography of the ancient philosopher Confucius.<br> <br>Paul Hanneman, co-president of international distribution for 20th Century Fox, the movie's distributor, confirmed the move, which the studio learned about Monday evening.<br> <br>According to the Hong Kong newspaper Apple Daily, the switch was made at the urging of propaganda officials who are concerned that "Avatar" is taking too much market share from Chinese films and drawing unwanted attention to the sensitive issue of forced evictions.<br> <br>Millions of Chinese have been uprooted to make way for high-rise buildings and government infrastructure projects in the fast-growing country. In "Avatar," human colonists try to demolish the village of an alien race to obtain a precious energy source buried under it.<br> <br>http://www.thenewstribune.com/apheadlines/outdoors/story/1034148.html

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 7:27 a.m. CST

    My Name Is Bruce was OK...

    by rev_skarekroe

    ...but here's some advice to Mr. Campbell - if you're going to have the characters go on about how "realistic" the monster looks, make sure the monster actually looks realistic.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 7:44 a.m. CST

    What I'm getting here...

    by Flibbertygibbet

    is an 20:80 split between those that liked MNIB and those that loathed it. That's market research for you there, Brucie. Don't do it. I mean c'mon, is this really the best offer you've had?

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 7:45 a.m. CST

    Will China now have a Blue Revolution?

    by ColonelFatheart

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 8:01 a.m. CST

    I loved My Name Is Bruce - so bring it on!

    by Hint_of_Smegma

    Yeah a lot if people were disappointed with it but it was one of his better movies and I loved it. Lot of fun. So if he makes BvsF in the same vein, it'll be great.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 8:07 a.m. CST

    Interested in seeing this

    by ColonelFatheart

    Count me as a fan of Bubba Ho-Tep.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 8:14 a.m. CST

    My Name Is Bruce and I'm not that awesome

    by Dolmes

    He was on BBC radio in the UK and an emailer asked if he'd would say 'groovy'. He replied with "Yeah if I was his performing monkey". Kevin Spacey was on the same show and rattled off several impersonations on request. Is he a performing monkey or just fully aware of where he is, how he got there and gracious? Evil Dead II is still great.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 8:21 a.m. CST

    MY NAME IS BRUCE was shitty, BUT...

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    Rami was hilarious in it(playing the asian stereptype...I laughed untill I stopped.)And Bruce got one laugh out of me, and that was from the "keep them doggies rolling..." line when he kicks the wheel chaired fan down the street.But, the movie was pretty shitty.Nonetheless, Bruce is the man, and HE IS THE reason I watch Burn Notice.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST

    EVIL DEAD 4 PLEASE NOW

    by Ray Gamma

    Come on guys!! I've been waiting two decades. I'm getting old waiting. Drag Me To Hell was great fun but a bit like someone letting you have a lick of the ice-cream when you really want a whole fucking cone.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Love Bruce, but

    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    the last one was HORRIBLE! I only laughed once, when Bruce hijacked the old lady's car then bitched about the fact that that "cheapskate old lady" didn't have the foresight to fill up with gas before he carjacked her. Otherwise, it was consistently groan-inducing, so...not looking forward to a sequel.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    ahhh Bruce...........

    by theDannerDaliel

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 9:14 a.m. CST

    Yes, do Evil Dead 4!

    by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    Which should be called either "Evil Dead IV: The Deader The Better", or alternatively, "Evil Dead IV: Deader Than Ever", and be about: <p>The film begins with a recap of the end of “Army of Darkness”. Ash flies forward through time, but is greatly aged in the process. He returns to work at S-Mart, along with his fellow employees, Regina and Stinny, along with their lisping, irritating manager, Mr. S, and their customers Hubert, Gil and Lucy. However, Ash’s failure to recite the incantation at the end of the last film has lead to the Evil Dead invading the S-Mart. Mr. S is turned into an Ape-like Deadite, “S-Ape,” while most of the customers are turned as well. Ash, Regina, and Stinny fight their way out into the modern world of La Bunka, California, followed by the Deadites, who continue to take more humans as their hosts. Some of the Deadites include Grandpa Neeper and his young son, Baby Neeper, decked out with baseball bat and multicolored propeller cap, and the Fireman, who breathes flame, drives a fire truck and shoots Ash with yellow and green muck out of his hose, and creates legions of undead Cops by incinerating them. They also encounter Deadite Birds which bombard them with acid poopoo. Ash and friends seek out the hack Magician The Amazing Rando, who can return to the Evil Dead to their rest. They end up in Rando’s Magical Palace, full of mirrors and magic tricks. Ash is attacked by an animated Red-and-Gold Suits-of-Armor and Egyptian Statues, the former of which demolish his shotgun as he hangs over a pit of spikes. Rando tries to close the doors on the Dead, but is instead possessed and becomes King Deadite, who wants to destroy Ash for his meddling, and squirts green goop on Ash out of his nipples. At the end, Ash vanquishes the Evil Dead, but finds himself living in an alternative dimension where the Evil Dead have taken over almost everyone, leading to part 5, <p> which should be called either "Evil Dead Hate the Living" or, alternatively, "Evil Dead V: Realm of the Dead". There, I did your job for you Raimi, now go make the damn movie!!! And PS, bring back Ted as Henrietta! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOOOUUUULLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 10:01 a.m. CST

    eh

    by Gungan Slayer

    is about all i can muster in reaction to this news

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Cool.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Yeah, Pass On The Bubba Sequel

    by NixEclips

    But crank out another half-baked POS. Good idea, douche-bag.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Jason Lee for Ash Jr.

    by MacReady452

    and Fletch Jr.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Just caught My Name is Bruce on Siffy

    by JT Kirk

    It was ok, better than The Man with the Screaming Brain. I would have liked to have seen something a little tighter in the writing department, especially the rather lackluster villain, but Bruce playing over-the-top Bruce was alright by me. This sounds fun so I'll be there.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 4:31 p.m. CST

    MY NAME IS BRUCE! AND I AM FUNKY!!!!

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    My Name Is Bruce was awful..

    by skimn

    I was I could follow that with "awful good I tell ya", but I can't. And that's about the level of humor the movie was aiming for. I loved the parody of the cheap-o SciFi flick, and instead of the fantasy "Three Amigos" route this took, I think BC could make a hilarious parody/expose of Hollywood filmmaking. Between him and the Raimis, I'm sure they're are stories to tell.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 4:41 p.m. CST

    I was = I wish...they're are= they have

    by skimn

    ...

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    my name is bruce was uber

    by SQUIDDLY

    i about pissed myself when he realizes the monster is real and starts screaming and randomly shooting backwards hitting townsfolk, classic, bruce is a legend anyone else think he would have made a great batman 10-15 years ago, i mean he has the build to kick ass and he could pull off the charming playboy billionaire, pity...what could have been.

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Hooch for the pooch!

    by TedKordLives

    That was the biggest laugh for me. Yeah, I gotta say MNIB was ultimately pretty disapointing, but I'll be there for the sequel regardless.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 4:55 a.m. CST

    Evil Dead IV

    by HiDef

    Well now that Raimi is off Spidey and there seems to be a gap until he starts on Warcraft, now would seem to be the perfect time to bash out a new Evil Dead movie... but after the fanboys left him high and dry and didn't support Drag Me to Hell, why would he bother? Drag Me to Hell was a total blast and a pleasure to watch at the flicks but audiences stayed away in droves. Would the same happen with a new Evil Dead film? I know I'd be front and center on opening day but what about the rest? Maybe he learnt his lesson. If so, that would be a sad day for us fans, but who could blame him?

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 5:09 a.m. CST

    I liked JCVD better.

    by Die_Hard_without_the_shirt

    JCVD was a better movie about an actor playing himself.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 6 a.m. CST

    He's an awful actor

    by Binkysguy

    Never understood the fanboy boners for this guy.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 6:29 a.m. CST

    Fa_Tass_DinoMolester

    by just pillow talk

    I prefer the ending where he oversleeps and takes 7 drops instead of 6. He wakes up to a city in ruins, oversleeping by a century. Hell, you can have Ash in a Terminator Salvation type deal.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 6:30 a.m. CST

    Binkysguy

    by just pillow talk

    And yet he was perfect in the Evil Dead series.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    More Bruce? Great!

    by Kenny8

  • May 23, 2011, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Yeah, Pass On The Bubba Sequel

    by Zacharie

    Hooch for <a href="google">the</a> pooch!