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Listen up, screwheads! Bruce Campbell has a message for ya'!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. While doing my own spy business in NoLa (just took a rather frightening trip down Bourbon St, actually... The tip top of the creepy was a homeless dude showing off his Quato-like stomach tumor) I received this communinque from Mr. Bruce Campbell regarding his 2010 plans. This is the first time he's broken his cover and he did it for you, the fans, so I hope you appreciate the danger he's put himself in!

Here's the man himself:

Hello everyone. Bruce Campbell here. This urgent message is short, because my keystrokes are monitored and I fear for my life. My partner at Dark Horse comics, Mike Richardson (normally a very rational and talented man), threatened to have his foot soldiers "crush my spleen" if I did what I am about to do. But the fans deserve to know, so with great trepidation I officially announce Bruce Vs. Frankenstein, the sequel to My Name is Bruce. Principal photography begins this fall in Oregon. I'd like to live long enough to see the cameras roll, so please, for the love of God, do not tell anyone - I can't risk this announcement getting back to Mike! Thank you.

There you have it. I know I'd love to see Bruce step back into the Blue Suede Shoes and kick some vampire ass in Bubba Nosferatu, but I guess anything Bruce does is good news, yeah?

-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com
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Nice -- let's hope so.
by ATARI
Jan 18th, 2010
09:40:45 PM
Cool
by blackwood
Jan 18th, 2010
09:41:26 PM
just make the army of darkness sequel already
by Osiris3657
Jan 18th, 2010
09:41:32 PM
Bruce is the man.
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jan 18th, 2010
09:42:13 PM
But to be honest
by blackwood
Jan 18th, 2010
09:42:20 PM
Bruce, Sam... Evil Dead IV please.! Cheers, Workshed. xxxx
by workshed
Jan 18th, 2010
09:45:26 PM
WOOKIE BONER!
by Wookie_Boner
Jan 18th, 2010
09:46:05 PM
I still haven't seen My Name is Bruce, for shame
by SoylentMean
Jan 18th, 2010
09:46:09 PM
Hail to the King Baby!!
by Solomon Kane
Jan 18th, 2010
09:46:51 PM
Bruce, talk to Sam and make Evil Dead 4 happen!
by SoylentMean
Jan 18th, 2010
09:47:23 PM
Bruce, stop making crap.
by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure
Jan 18th, 2010
09:58:39 PM
My Name Is Bruce should've been his The Wrestler
by wintocha67
Jan 18th, 2010
10:01:16 PM
Bruce + Oregon = Bad ass!
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Jan 18th, 2010
10:02:33 PM
I wanted to love My Name is Bruce...
by Youth_N_Asia
Jan 18th, 2010
10:09:42 PM
now this is COOL NEWS
by WhoDis
Jan 18th, 2010
10:10:30 PM
My Name Is Bruce was okay ... Campbell rocks though
by manifestchaos
Jan 18th, 2010
10:13:59 PM
My Name is Bruce was SHIT
by shaneo632
Jan 18th, 2010
10:15:26 PM
Umm... no thanks
by Logo Lou
Jan 18th, 2010
10:16:47 PM
Sweet!
by I am the most horrible
Jan 18th, 2010
10:19:49 PM
hell I even liked Alien Apocaplypse
by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBIL LCOSBY
Jan 18th, 2010
10:19:56 PM
Bruce vs. Vulturess
by wampa_droppings
Jan 18th, 2010
10:23:36 PM
It doesn't deserve a sequel
by ronaldtheshort
Jan 18th, 2010
10:24:21 PM
Uh, Quint?
by Wally_West
Jan 18th, 2010
10:31:12 PM
THIS ROCKS!
by TheTRUESuperDuperMan
Jan 18th, 2010
10:47:59 PM
I think I barely caught part of My Name Is Bruce
by ToMonicker
Jan 18th, 2010
10:48:27 PM
Bruce, time to pull a JCVD
by We_like_it_VERY_MUCH
Jan 18th, 2010
10:51:29 PM
The Villian in MNIB was weak so Frank is
by MacReady452
Jan 18th, 2010
11:02:10 PM
oh God Please... Stop Bruce!!!
by Russman
Jan 18th, 2010
11:03:54 PM
Ya know..
by Franklancer
Jan 18th, 2010
11:03:59 PM
My Name is Bruce was awful
by frankenstone
Jan 18th, 2010
11:09:45 PM
My name is Bruce was dissapointing
by SavageJuicebox
Jan 18th, 2010
11:13:18 PM
if loyalties could kill
by cathartist
Jan 18th, 2010
11:13:48 PM
My Name Is Bruce on Netflix Streaming
by Zardozap2005
Jan 18th, 2010
11:23:12 PM
I like Bruce...
by kjmad25
Jan 18th, 2010
11:26:09 PM
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL! I'LL SWALLOW YOU
by The_Crimson_King
Jan 18th, 2010
11:32:40 PM
R SOUL
by The_Crimson_King
Jan 18th, 2010
11:32:53 PM
Haha^^^
by Alientoast
Jan 18th, 2010
11:53:33 PM
Bruce....remember when we met at that book
by MacReady452
Jan 18th, 2010
11:53:44 PM
Brisco County Jr. Rides Again!
by Engelhast
Jan 18th, 2010
11:56:04 PM
I can't beleive this has happened.
by daggor
Jan 19th, 2010
12:02:21 AM
tirck=trick my fault not Bruces
by MacReady452
Jan 19th, 2010
12:04:51 AM
QUINT WHY DID YOU PUBLISH THAT
by BringingSexyBack
Jan 19th, 2010
12:16:04 AM
Bubba Nosferatu
by Jawsphobia
Jan 19th, 2010
12:20:56 AM
I
by V'Shael
Jan 19th, 2010
12:23:38 AM
I
by V'Shael
Jan 19th, 2010
12:23:40 AM
I
by V'Shael
Jan 19th, 2010
12:23:41 AM
WTF? Happened there?
by V'Shael
Jan 19th, 2010
12:24:58 AM
Bruce has shown improvement every time out as a director
by natecore
Jan 19th, 2010
12:25:50 AM
make Bubba Frankenstein
by Gorgomel
Jan 19th, 2010
12:25:59 AM
The funniest parts in Bruce...
by sonnyfern
Jan 19th, 2010
12:26:38 AM
Darn, I was hoping he was gonna be in The Hobbit
by Dreamwriter
Jan 19th, 2010
12:42:04 AM
Nathan Fillion IS Bruce
by NippleEffect
Jan 19th, 2010
12:45:37 AM
Go Bruce - Keep Rockin.
by hallmitchell
Jan 19th, 2010
12:49:41 AM
Another Evil Dead
by BendersShinyAss
Jan 19th, 2010
12:52:04 AM
My name is Bruce was a mammoth dissapoitment.
by JediRob
Jan 19th, 2010
12:54:15 AM
AWESOME!
by JuanSanchez
Jan 19th, 2010
01:49:56 AM
Will it have a budget this time?
by Specktron
Jan 19th, 2010
02:05:08 AM
myib. i completely forgot that film existed
by Waka_Flocka_Flame
Jan 19th, 2010
02:50:47 AM
interestingly, i just finished "if chins could kill"
by georgecauldron
Jan 19th, 2010
03:09:01 AM
Avatar
by darrenspool
Jan 19th, 2010
03:09:06 AM
My Name Is Bruce had Bruce in ultrafunny selfparodying mode!
by sherlock_junior
Jan 19th, 2010
03:39:14 AM
Love Bruce but My Name is Bruce was ultra crap.
by Damien Chowder
Jan 19th, 2010
04:18:51 AM
MNIB wasnt great
by Drsambeckett1984
Jan 19th, 2010
04:31:47 AM
Awesome News
by ominus
Jan 19th, 2010
05:33:05 AM
AVATAR HAS BEEN PULLED FROM 1,628 CHINESE THEATRES!?! WTF!?!
by TehCreepyThinMan
Jan 19th, 2010
07:03:15 AM
My Name Is Bruce was OK...
by rev_skarekroe
Jan 19th, 2010
07:27:15 AM
What I'm getting here...
by Flibbertygibbet
Jan 19th, 2010
07:44:57 AM
Will China now have a Blue Revolution?
by ColonelFatheart
Jan 19th, 2010
07:45:16 AM
I loved My Name Is Bruce - so bring it on!
by Hint_of_Smegma
Jan 19th, 2010
08:01:05 AM
Interested in seeing this
by ColonelFatheart
Jan 19th, 2010
08:07:52 AM
My Name Is Bruce and I'm not that awesome
by Dolmes
Jan 19th, 2010
08:14:53 AM
MY NAME IS BRUCE was shitty, BUT...
by idrinkyourmilkshake
Jan 19th, 2010
08:21:56 AM
EVIL DEAD 4 PLEASE NOW
by Ray Gamma
Jan 19th, 2010
08:45:32 AM
Love Bruce, but
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Jan 19th, 2010
08:57:06 AM
ahhh Bruce...........
by theDannerDaliel
Jan 19th, 2010
09:13:27 AM
Yes, do Evil Dead 4!
by Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
Jan 19th, 2010
09:14:12 AM
eh
by Gungan Slayer
Jan 19th, 2010
10:01:39 AM
Cool.
by FlickaPoo
Jan 19th, 2010
10:14:48 AM
Yeah, Pass On The Bubba Sequel
by NixEclips
Jan 19th, 2010
10:59:45 AM
Jason Lee for Ash Jr.
by MacReady452
Jan 19th, 2010
01:50:57 PM
Just caught My Name is Bruce on Siffy
by JT Kirk
Jan 19th, 2010
04:01:45 PM
MY NAME IS BRUCE! AND I AM FUNKY!!!!
by MrMysteryGuest
Jan 19th, 2010
04:31:19 PM
My Name Is Bruce was awful..
by skimn
Jan 19th, 2010
04:40:11 PM
I was = I wish...they're are= they have
by skimn
Jan 19th, 2010
04:41:40 PM
my name is bruce was uber
by SQUIDDLY
Jan 19th, 2010
05:43:52 PM
Hooch for the pooch!
by TedKordLives
Jan 19th, 2010
06:58:35 PM
Evil Dead IV
by HiDef
Jan 20th, 2010
04:55:33 AM
I liked JCVD better.
by Die_Hard_without_the_shirt
Jan 20th, 2010
05:09:26 AM
He's an awful actor
by Binkysguy
Jan 20th, 2010
06:00:50 AM
Fa_Tass_DinoMolester
by just pillow talk
Jan 20th, 2010
06:29:48 AM
Binkysguy
by just pillow talk
Jan 20th, 2010
06:30:37 AM
More Bruce? Great!
by Kenny8
Jan 20th, 2010
07:53:23 PM
EcoQNJ
by QcoIQh
Feb 11th, 2010
02:26:19 PM
adMovIQ
by QcoIQh
Feb 11th, 2010
02:26:42 PM

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