Coaxial

Sarah Palin Signs
With Fox News!!

Published at: Jan. 11, 2010, 11:45 p.m. CST by hercules

I am – Hercules!!
Previously. On Coaxial:
My guess is Sarah Palin is quitting Alaska because Fox News wants to put her to work – presumably bitching about how slowly the new president is digging us out of this incredible hole we’re all in – while her 45-year-old kisser is a bit more camera-friendly.
That was July 3 of last year, the day Palin announced she would be quitting as Alaska’s governor after two and half years in the job. Talkbacker “loserguy3000” posted later that day:
So when Palin DOESN'T go to Fox News Herc, will you apologize? Say you were wrong in a front-page apology post? You know, to keep us updated?
Here’s the update. Fox News announced Monday that Palin had signed a “multi-year” deal to serve as a contributor for the channel. The "multi-year" part is terrible news, of course, for the Democrats hoping Palin could top the Republican presidential ticket in 2012. Was she the Republicans’ best hope for retaking the White House in 2012? Many in line at her recent book signings were quick to answer in the affirmative. Is she a good fit with the likes of Brit Hume, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity? Leaving aside for the moment Joe The Plumber, I can think of none better. Palin was the star of a jaw-dropping “60 Minutes” segment last night. Kindly have a gander:
Watch CBS News Videos Online Find Fox News’ announcement of Palin’s joining here.
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  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Maybe the Palins can get their own "reality" show

    by MisterE

    That would be a hoot.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:09 p.m. CST

    MILF

    by Little Beavis

    there, said it

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    Herc...

    by vettebro

    Amazing how 60 minutes didn't mention a thing about Senator Reid or Bill Clinton's racial comments, but instead spent 10 minutes on a negatively slanted report on Palin. Open your eyes and see the truth you weasle. Everyone should watch Glenn Beck for at least a week. Maybe then, you will learn something. Here comes the liberal crying...Go...

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:16 p.m. CST

    AWESOME!

    by Gozu

    My dream of Lisa Ann running for President as Sara Paylin is one step closer to reality now with old saddlebags out of the way.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:17 p.m. CST

    MILF

    by shodan6672

    I thought she didn't trust the media. She is nothing more than a carny that is stupid to know she is a carny. As for the MILF thing, she's a little too Peggy Hill for me.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    vettebro

    by shodan6672

    I believe the word you were looking for is "weasel".

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    The funniest thing...

    by RandomName7

    Is how Sarah Palin refers to Fox News as "Fair and Balanced"

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Herc's equivalent of Nikki Finke's TOLDYA!

    by buffywrestling

    In other news, McGuire admits to using steroids during his record home run season. Yup, it was quite the day for "DUH".

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:20 p.m. CST

    What the hell?!

    by Oceanlizard

    Why is this even news worthy for AICN? Is she that cool? Next we'll be talking about Katie Couric and Matt Lauer. It must be a slow cool news day.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    If everyone watched Glenn Beck for at least a week..

    by Clavius

    ...we'd all be drinking Brawndo about 295 years early.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:22 p.m. CST

    "Liberal crying"

    by buffywrestling

    Have *you* seen Glenn Beck? He cries more than a postpartum depressive. He's a preacher, not a pundit.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    6672...

    by vettebro

    Curiously spellchecker didn't catch that...

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:23 p.m. CST

    aaaaand score one for Herc

    by jimmy_009

    and yeah, like her or not, she's smokin' hot. I wish she'd just go straight to porn.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Fulfilling George Carlin's prophecy

    by YoyodynePropulsionSystems

    Stick all the nutjobs in the same state and let them fucking tear eachother apart. I'll take the same tv station as a start. If Obama's family had any of the issues hers did, it would be attributed to his race every which way from fox neo-cons and storm fronters alike.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:24 p.m. CST

    Brawndo...

    by vettebro

    It's what plants need...

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:25 p.m. CST

    Jimmy...

    by vettebro

    Check out "Who's nailing Palin"

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:27 p.m. CST

    Yeah but...

    by jimmy_009

    ...Palin doesn't have nasty fake tits like the chick in that video. Kind of ruins the whole deal.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Best news thus far of the new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by RedJester

    This is like an early b-day present to us Democrats! Now please take Lou Dobbs and Nancy Grace while you're at it please!

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:31 p.m. CST

    Buffy...

    by vettebro

    I watch Glenn Beck everyday. Have been for years. Before Fox, when his show was on CNN. He does cry, and it's laughable at times, but it still doesn't deter his message. Watch him for a week and make your own decision about his opinions. Don't be a member of the "sheeple" and believe someone elses blog. Make your OWN decision. Try it, you might learn something...I mean that in a positive way too.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    True...

    by vettebro

    That chick does look worked.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:34 p.m. CST

    Palin is the best

    by cylon_conspiracy

    <p>I love her. And she stepped down from her job as Governor because she couldn't keep up with the frivolous lawsuits that were interfering with her job. Much in the way liberals want to mock her in the media to weaken her in 2012, people wanted to fuck up her governorship... to weaken her.</p> <p>Can't wait to see her segments on Fox News!</p>

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:37 p.m. CST

    WTF is this news on AICN?

    by Wookie_Weed

    Seriously, are you guys that hard up for movie news? Put JettL93 in charge and be done with it, for fuck's sake.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:39 p.m. CST

    Herc, you're not Jon Stewart

    by Wookie_Weed

    Don't even try to be like him.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:39 p.m. CST

    I really hope you're right cylon about 2012

    by RedJester

    A Sarah Palin/Glenn Beck Presidential ticket would be friggin awesome lol!

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:41 p.m. CST

    What next, Dick Cheney calling the Superbowl?

    by Wookie_Weed

    Condoleeza replacing Simon Cowell? Dubya getting a gig on ET?

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:42 p.m. CST

    RedJester...

    by vettebro

    That's as likely as a Oberman/Garofalo ticket!

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Wishful thinking, Vettebro

    by RedJester

    Honestly, I'd be just as happy with a Sarah Palin/anyone ticket. Just as long as she runs, and becomes the Republican nominee. ***fingers crossed***

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    I say...

    by vettebro

    Vote ALL the incumbants out. Republican or Democrat. They all are corrupt. They all need to go.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:55 p.m. CST

    Palin's a dumb cunt

    by WhoDis

    Repub.... Democrat... they both should argee on that.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:58 p.m. CST

    I don't know what's worse

    by Wookie_Weed

    Americans who voted for Dubya TWICE, Americans who were sucked in by Obama, or Americans who will vote for Palin. If any sane American wants to get out, Canada to the north is run by NeoCon nuffies, and Mexico to the south is overrun by violent drug gangs and corruption. There's no escape!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, midnight CST

    I just like Sarah Palin because...

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    ... she makes liberals apoplectic. :)

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Joe the Plumber is hated for asking Obama a real question

    by DigitalDong

    How dare he ask a real question to the Messiah. By the way Fox just up'd their ratings due to all the liberal douchebags who'll be tuning in so they upload YouTube vids of her gaffs and link them back to the Daily Kos.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:08 a.m. CST

    btw Sarah rules

    by DigitalDong

    She has this ability to make every liberal cry like the little babies they are. Having seen temper tantrums like this since 2000.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    Palin

    by Toonol

    I still would have preferred her as president over Obama or McCain, and obviously over Biden. But I would have preferred Joe the Plumber more than any of them.<p> And of course, Ron Paul, most of all.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:10 a.m. CST

    The best thing about Palin...

    by TheGreatHomsar

    ...is that she attracts slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging retards like moths to a streetlight. Easier to avoid when they travel in large flag-waving, Bible-thumping, hate-spewing herds.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:14 a.m. CST

    Ding Dong, AICN is officially DEAD.

    by Wookie_Weed

    By turning into a NeoCon mouthpiece, AICN has officially hammered the final nail in its own coffin. No wonder AICN is so slow to report news these days, if they think Palin and FOX is something to celebrate. Stick the politics where the sun doesn't shine, we come here for movie news. Remember what movie news means? The inside scoops on movie plots and development and casting? Fucktards, America deserves to get nuked.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    @ TheGreatHomsar

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    I don't consider Palin to be an amazing word smith or anything, but she sure stomped Biden's ass in the vice presidential debate. :) And the flag waving and bible thumping? Maybe. But the only hate spewing I hear seems to come from MSNBC and its doughy, effete halfwit viewers living in their moms' basements.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:17 a.m. CST

    Definetely a MILF

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    also not fit to be the president of ...welll anything unless its about MILF's. <p> Obama is one of the most intelligent Presidents the US has had in a long time, just don't think he or his party has balls. <p> Like Bill Maher said no matter how stupid George W's decisions were at least he had conviction, and didn't want to be everyone's friend. <p> In a choice between Obama and Modern Day Republicans there really isnt a choice. One year down in Obama's presidency, he has 3 years left to avoid this being the biggest waste of talent and majority power in recent political history. <p>

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:22 a.m. CST

    DigitalDong

    by shodan6672

    Two things. 1) Joe the Plumber was not even a real plumber and he was an obvious plant. 2)I wouldn't consider the video of her participating in an exorcism a "gaffe". I would call it insanity.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:22 a.m. CST

    but wait, isn't Herc a "republican"?

    by punto

    and republicans are the evil ones right? we hate them because they won't let us get married and stuff? (seriously, I always get confused with those stupid names, "republican" and "democrat", they both mean "good" things! how can I keep track of who's evil and who isn't? still, I remember Herc saying he's republican)

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:24 a.m. CST

    Breaking news: Palin quits her new job at Fox

    by spacechampion

    It a statement made shortly before her first segment for Fox news, the former governor of Alaska said she was not a quitter and therefore had to quit her latest job rather than be some sort of lame duck correspondant.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:26 a.m. CST

    whole thing

    by motivotion

    is stupid

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST

    I'd rather watch...

    by vettebro

    Women of Ninja Warrior. See you guys and gals later...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST

    the best political analysis of the Obama election

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    Is still the episode of South Park that came out the day after the election, Obama voters thinking all they had to do was elect him and not prepared to sacrifice and the McCain voters overreacting think its the end of the world. <p> Saying that the Health Care debate, teabaggers and birthers, brought out more crazies than South Park could have possibly imagined. <p> I think anyone looking back on footage of those people, would be really concerned that perhaps not enough people are on medication and I hope they aren't breeding. <p> But saying that it has made for great comedy material for the likes of Stewart and Colbert.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:32 a.m. CST

    Hercules is obsessed by Palin

    by cylon_conspiracy

    <p>He brings her up all the time. And not in a good way. He just can't NOT talk about her, he hates her so much.</p> <p>Rarely does anyone in the talkbacks stick up for Palin (or any republican for that matter) so I don't think AICN is destined to be pro-republican. I'm pretty sure Herc just wants to read the Palin hate and get his jollies. </p>

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:34 a.m. CST

    Nothing annoys me more than the political shit on AICN

    by thebearovingian

    Especially when the whole point of the article is to ridicule. Where were the CNN GIVES US MORE CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR!! articles?<p>JOY BEHAR SIGNS WITH HLN!! HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY!!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Joe the Plumber is related to Charles Keating

    by Wookie_Weed

    But the Republican/NeoCon apologists will believe what they're spoonfed by Faux news. America is fucking doomed, unless Obama/Biden grow a pair between them, withdraw troops, say FUCK YOU to the Republican whiners and enforce health care and education reforms. They're not going to change the country for the better by asking politely. They have the majority, so fuck the conservatives to hell. 8 years of the biggest corruption in American history, and Americans act as if it never happened, Cheney and Rumsfeld were nice, honest guys. And now AICN flies its true colours. Shoulda known, Harry is a fucking Texan.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Miyamoto_Musashi

    by cylon_conspiracy

    Uh... that episode also took a lot of swipes at Obama supporters. Most funnily being (I think Stan's) father quitting his job, telling his boss to fuck off because hope and change were in town and he didn't have to put up with rich assholes anymore. I'm afraid you missed the point of the episode. Fortunately, southpark studios has them all online, for free.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    Grade A Progressive(s) = Miyamoto_M, Wookie_W

    by thebearovingian

    Unless you two are, in fact, one and the same.<p>Everyone else = amateurs too afraid to dabble in authoritarianism/ totalitarianism

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:42 a.m. CST

    I predict a prominent conservative signs to Fox News!

    by mr teaspoon

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:50 a.m. CST

    cylon_conspiracy - I go it

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    I got the point, I didn't emphasise enough on the democrat supporters they also overreacted, they thought all they had to do was vote and everything would change, magically maybe, again not listening to the parts where Obama talked about sacrifice and working together, just some high level rhetoric, almost like they were on drugs.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST

    Why even bother posting this?

    by Cash907

    Seeing how you're the last fucking website to do so, whats the point Herc, other then your cute little "I told you so" to some pissant commenter? Besides... you think your readership gives a shit about Palin? Is this AIC or huffpo?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:01 a.m. CST

    Faux News

    by cylon_conspiracy

    <p>That gets me every time. Faux means "fake", and it sort of sounds like "Fox". So when you say the whole thing it's kind of like you're saying "The Fake News Channel". Lol.</p> <p>Liberals are cool, they don't get bogged down by facts or having to know what they're talking about... name callin's all they need for a happy life. Just good old name callin'. Good stuff.</p>

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:20 a.m. CST

    Is that the SAME 60 Minutes episode that FAILED to show

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    ...The comments by Harry Reid — in the same book — about how good it was that Obama was a "light-skinned African American" who could speak "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one"?<p>The SAME 60 Minutes that FAILED to mention that this book ALSO had Bill Clinton saying of Obama, “A few years ago, this guy would've been getting us coffee”??? THAT 60 Minutes?<p>Geez... you guys are so STUPID, Sarah Palin's a genius in comparison. People thinking Palin's not smart ISN'T news... it's OLD. So your putting up a clip that simply parrots that nonsense, while completely IGNORING the REAL NEWS of Reid and Clinton's statements simply paints you as simple-minded asses.<p>In future, please stick to superheros and Blue Thundersmurfs. Because your political ignorance isn't "cool," and it ain't "news."<p>And congratulations to Sarah Palin for joining to top cable news channel in the nation, by a 3-1 margin! Good luck! ;)

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:26 a.m. CST

    Fox News ratings tell the story

    by cylon_conspiracy

    <p>Stuff like 60 Minutes only caters to the vocal minority of left-wing elitists in this country.</p> <p>In other words: no one's watching anyway. </p>

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:33 a.m. CST

    This Could Work Against Her

    by Akira Cowabunga

    The more we see Palin, the more her ignorance and arrogance will be revealed. Problem is, her supporters are just as ignorant and arrogant, so they'll still blindly follow her simpleton worldview, never realizing how stupid and dangerous they all are. But I still think that the more visible she is, the less enchanting she'll become. The woman's a fucking vacuum in every department that is necessary to run a state, let alone a government.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:35 a.m. CST

    By the Way, Cylon Conspiracy

    by Akira Cowabunga

    You're really a dumb fuck. The reason Fox ratings are higher than something like MSNBC or CNN is because there is only one network that expresses a biased view like theirs. If there was only one network that expressed the bias that MSNBC, CNN and other stations present, their ratings would be higher than Fox. You're really one giant fucking idiot.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:36 a.m. CST

    Akira Cowabunga

    by cylon_conspiracy

    It's amazing to me that you can jump to conclusions like that. You've traveled this entire country and personally spoken to all of her supporters, and can now conclude that they are all "ignorant and arrogant"?</p> <p>I would think the very definition of arrogance is dismissing an entire group of people, whom you don't know, because of some pre-conception you have about their political beliefs.</p>

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:39 a.m. CST

    Let Me Be Clear, However

    by Akira Cowabunga

    Fox, MSNBC, CNN and their ilk are all poison. They cater to fools and simpletons on both sides of the spectrum and I think they're all garbage. That being said, combine the ratings of the "left" networks and compare them to the "right" networks and the left wins hands down, no question. If you had several Fox-like networks out there, they'd split the ratings as well. Thankfully, there's only one Fox, because there aren't as many blithering idiots out there compared to those who can actually think critically and clearly.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:40 a.m. CST

    Sorry Akira Cowabunga

    by cylon_conspiracy

    <p>I responded to your point, then I saw all you have is insults, which means you don't actually have a point. Calling me an idiot doesn't automatically mean you know what you're talking about.</p>

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:53 a.m. CST

    I Agree

    by Akira Cowabunga

    Calling you an idiot DOESN'T mean I know what I'm talking about. The rest of what I said DOES mean I know what I'm talking about. Sorry about the idiot part, but I'm tired of people thinking high ratings on the part of Fox means they speak for this country. They only speak for a sick and radical segment of it.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:55 a.m. CST

    Old Broad in a Thong

    by NippleEffect

    who fuckin cares<p> She'll probably quit before fufilling her obligation anyway

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:57 a.m. CST

    Name Calling

    by DocVenkman

    The thing that always bugs me most about these political talkbacks (and this applies to the internet in general) is that inevitably someone will say "SEE?? Liberals/Conservatives can't have a real debate without name calling cause' they know they're wrong/too stupid." And that person will defend their side and say that they NEVER use name calling. It's the internet, almost everybody resorts to name-calling at some point. Shut the fuck up about it.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2 a.m. CST

    Smart move by Fox for 3 reasons

    by V'Shael

    1) Many of the Fox viewing right-wing, love her.<br> 2) It further decreases Fox's credibility with those who weren't drinking the Kool-aid.<br> 3) It satisfies the G.O.P. powerful who don't like Palin, and really wouldn't want to see her run in 2012.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2 a.m. CST

    I'm Neither Liberal Nor Conservative

    by Akira Cowabunga

    But I do a lot of name calling because this is fucking AICN and it's awash in idiots. In real life I have the debate in a much more civilized fashion.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:02 a.m. CST

    Fox "News" has the highest ratings because

    by Dingbatty

    they are on basic cable unlike the others, but I have to agree, all opinion/analysis news is simply corporate propaganda, or preaching to the choir for ad revenue.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:06 a.m. CST

    cylon, Fox ain't Faux!

    by Flip63Hole

    Heck, with shows by Neil "Cavuto Mark" Cavuto, Mike Huckaby, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Chris Wallace and NOW Sarah Palin (along with other contributors like Ann Coulter, Carl Rove and Rush Limbaugh) FoxNews ooozes with integrity. You keep tellin' 'em buddy. I'm sure you'll change lots of minds... http://www.newshounds.us/

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:20 a.m. CST

    Dingbatty, last time I checked...

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:22 a.m. CST

    Will she be sucking off various male animals?

    by F-18

    The only thing she's really qualified to do.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:24 a.m. CST

    CNN, MSNBC and HNL were all on basic cable, as well!

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    And Fox News has been kicking ALL of their butts — often collectively — for about a decade.<p>Republicans, Independents AND Democrats find them consistently FAR more reliable and trustworthy than their competition. Otherwise, no one would waste their time watching. I know that FACT upsets many of your liberals, but life's tough that way. :)

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:28 a.m. CST

    GhostWhoLurks

    by Akira Cowabunga

    You're cherry picking. Fox is the only radically Right network. CNN, MSNBC, HNL, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc., etc., etc. all present a much more liberal bent on the news. Again, Fox's ratings are high because they are they only animal of their kind. Liberals have many more venues, so the viewership is split in a dozen or more ways. Your FACTS are not facts at all, which is a typical Fox technique. No wonder you tout them. You are just another of those idiots I'm talking about. You wouldn't know a fact if it flew up your ass and fucked you all day long.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:29 a.m. CST

    Hands up

    by ol' painless

    Everyone who thinks Palin would make a great president. Then post and explain why. I'm genuinely interested as to your reasoning.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:30 a.m. CST

    If You Want Facts

    by Akira Cowabunga

    Check this out: http://mediamatters.org/columns/200911030004

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:36 a.m. CST

    ever notice how...

    by The_Crimson_King

    most people who hate Obama are fucking nuts? kinda makes you wonder...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:36 a.m. CST

    GhostWhoLurks - you were being sarcastic correct ?

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:37 a.m. CST

    Ol Painless

    by Akira Cowabunga

    Dude, she can see Russia from her back yard. With eyesight like that she must be some kind of superhero, so of course she should be president. Plus, she has great hair and sounds like she comes from Minnesota. Not to mention that fact that she buggered out of her governorship and gave a senseless rambling speech to explain why. The woman is a genius, the likes of which we've never seen before.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:44 a.m. CST

    Plus...

    by Akira Cowabunga

    She reads all the news magazines and books, and has an America-hating husband who wants to secede from the U.S.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:54 a.m. CST

    They should get Nathan Fillon to play Sarah Palin

    by NippleEffect

    he probably looks better in a thong anyway

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:17 a.m. CST

    Stupid cunt

    by Horace Cox

    She resigned because she knew she wasn't even going to win re-election in Alaska. When I was up there this summer the level of hatred for this silly cunt and her piss poor decisions was amazing.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:21 a.m. CST

    She'll instantly be their intellectual heavyweight

    by Chopper3

    She may be as dumb as mince but surely she can't be as batshit crazy as Beck, her arguments must have more logic than O'Reilly and I'm sure she wouldn't stand for some of the outright lies that Hannity pulls almost every day.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:35 a.m. CST

    Why are there people who watch Fox News?

    by ricarleite2

    Why? I mean... look at it! It's beyond any human understanding!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4 a.m. CST

    Sarah Pallin - What a cunt!

    by masteryoda007

    Nuff said.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4 a.m. CST

    'Faux' is pronounced like 'foe' - not Fox!

    by Steve Rogers

    That said, Fox News can eat a dick and choke on it. Gaggle of hateful pricks, every last one of them.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:02 a.m. CST

    So now 99% of Fox News is Right Wing?

    by Orionsangels

    Fox & Friends, Hannity, Huckabee, Neil Cavuto. Glenn Beck, yes Glenn Beck, despite your feeble attempt to hide the fact you're far right by saying you're a Patriot. Your show consist of bashing the Left and defending the Right. When Bush was in office, on your radio show Mr. Beck. You constantly defended President Bush, supported the Patriot act and bashed the Left every chance you got. Then we have the cockiest most arrogant asshole on TV. Bill O'Reilly. Another douche on Fox News. Who claims to not be for the Right. Yet his show mainly consist of bashing the Left and defending the Right. So now Fox News is adding that cunt Palin to the lineup. Oh how perfect. Why not just change the name of Fox News to the Stupid Far Right White Person network? Fair and Balance my ass!, more like fair and balanced for Midwest Rednecks. Who actually believe everything Fox News tells them.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:05 a.m. CST

    The circle is now complete.

    by Orionsangels

    Every dumb white fuck from the far right is on Fox News now.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:09 a.m. CST

    Why did 60 Minutes practically ignore....

    by FlandersBum

    ...all the stupid and racially insensitive statements made by Democrats pointed out in the book (Hello, Senator Reid) and focus 95% of their time on Palin? And what is this white hot obsession that liberals have with her anyways? She's a non entity as far as running for any political office in the future. It's funny seeing the mainstream media and libs like Herc here focus so much time and energy on somebody who isn't going to run for anything in the future.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:10 a.m. CST

    Laurie Ingram is the devil.

    by Orionsangels

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:14 a.m. CST

    Besides, Fox New ratings can't get any higher

    by FlandersBum

    They're already higher than the other 'news' networks like the branch of the DNC known as MSNBC and CNN combined. Hiring Palin as a consultant seems unnecessary. If MSNBC had any brain, they woulda hired her and watched their ratings double.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:15 a.m. CST

    Fox News became defenders of Blacks with Harry Reid

    by Orionsangels

    Harry Reid is a Liberal. So of course Fox News is on the attack and now loves Black people. Now imagine if a Republican made the same comment. Fox News would be playing it down, saying it's not a big story. We should look at his career and he apologized. Let the story go.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:16 a.m. CST

    cant wait to hear what Cal thomas..

    by emeraldboy

    says about this Matt Coopers Program the last word on todayfm in Ireland

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:19 a.m. CST

    and she said she met Bono..

    by emeraldboy

    the king of ireland. that was tina fey.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:19 a.m. CST

    TV ratings don't mean shit these days.

    by Orionsangels

    People just aren't watching TV as much as they used too. Everyone is on the Internet or playing games online. Fox News is on top of the bottom of the barrel. The only people who think TV is somehow still relevant, are those working on TV.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:23 a.m. CST

    Because Palin is an easy target Flanders

    by Orionsangels

    When it's so obvious how dumb a person like Sarah Palin is and you actually have people supporting her. It makes her an easy target.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:28 a.m. CST

    Fox News defender of Christians. Why?

    by Orionsangels

    How does religion factor into news reporting? Just report the news. Imagine if there was a news network. That constantly defended Judaism. It would seem odd.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:31 a.m. CST

    Actually, the reason for the obsession with Palin...

    by FlandersBum

    ...has more to do with the fact that she has an '(R)' after her name than anything else. Joe Biden is a "Grade A" Moron who has said racially insensitive and stupid things in the past. Yet he seems to always get a pass from the same people who love picking apart Palin whenever the opportunity arises. And Biden is actually second in command at the moment, which scares the hell out of me. The hypocrisy is astounding, but unfortunately that's pretty typical from a group that gets their news mainly from watching Johnathan Leibowitz...I mean Jon Stewart.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:35 a.m. CST

    Fox News is on a mission.

    by Orionsangels

    The mission is to make the far left look as bad as possible until 2012. Socialism is coming! Will be in government labor camps! So bad in fact, that Americans will scream for someone from the Right to save us. Please save us from this crazy Liberals!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:37 a.m. CST

    Joe Biden doesn't even come close to Palin in stupidity.

    by Orionsangels

    I'm pretty sure Joe Biden could answer a question like, what magazines do you read?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:41 a.m. CST

    Party o' Lincoln

    by PreciousRoy

    How fucking embarrassing is it that the party of Lincoln reduces itself to putting under-qualified, popular C students in a position to accept the highest office in our nation? How pitiful is it that in order to have a function in the political scene today, neo-conservatives spend all their time trying to cast Obama as a villain so they have somewhere to go after 8 years of Bush administration Kool-Aid parties? How pathetic is it that, faced with the evidence that Palin is an enormous fool, people still defend her and the people who back her?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:03 a.m. CST

    Wow, so much damn foolery, ya don't know where to start!

    by DarkHawke

    But let me just take FlandersBum's points. 60 Minutes concentrated on Palin because she scares the life out of liberals. McCain's campaign was on life-support till she arrived, and it would have been D.O.A. if anyone else had been chosen. She's a strong, intelligent, savvy and up-beat woman who really is accomplished politically and lives her conservative values, and that's REALLY popular with a lot of people in this country. So much so that it's likely that if the ticket had been Palin/McCain instead of McCain/Palin, the press corp would be yelling "Madam President" today./P This is why the constant obsession; this is why the constant baseless ethics charges; this is why while focusing on a book thick with dirt on both sides, 60 Minutes spent 10 minutes out of a 13 minute segment to further try to destroy her. Simply put, the left views her as an existential threat and they will stop at nothing to assassinate her character and make her seem like an un-viable candidate in 2012. You'll remember that McCain got *glowing* press until he became the nominee. That's because the left WANTED a comparatively weak and feckless Republican for the Democrat nominee to run against. As Rush says time and again, the left will tell us who they fear, and they don't so much as quiver in the face of any other prominent Republican./p BTW, did you notice how sexist that piece was, that it ONLY focused on the women in the campaign? And how predictable was it that the SOLE mention of Obama was an almost noble reach-out to Hilary Clinton to be Secretary of State? Despite the fact she's been pretty much relegated to the back benches and overrun by the President himself and his czars in almost all important foreign policy matters. Don't we all know that he gave her the job to keep her quiet and out of the way? Then again, with everything that's going on in the world today, I'm sure glad that Secretary of State Clinton is firming up our relations in the freakin' SOUTH PACIFIC!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:07 a.m. CST

    Some of you should stop with the Negro Dialect

    by FlandersBum

    It's very offensive.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:20 a.m. CST

    The Hooters angle

    by PreciousRoy

    Why on earth would anyone want a clearly dumb person in place to be the Vice President, or President, of this nation? Shouldn't a candidate know what the hell they're doing? This is why Fox and CNN keeps hiring young blond women to represent them on the air. The message isn't, we have impeccable standards and a commitment to journalistic integrity... the message is, 'we're fuckable'.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 6:15 a.m. CST

    Drill baby, drill!

    by Mastidon

    The only words I ever want to hear from her lips - and I'm not talking about oil. Hockey MILF, nothing more. Great for the Dems. This all but guarantees reelection in 2012 by Obama.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 6:18 a.m. CST

    Yeah but Herc predicted that

    by snowpuff

    Joss Whedon would be Secretary of State and Tim Minear would be Chairman of the Fed in 2009. ;)

  • Because if not, I'll happily provide a blow-by-blow account of the movie.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:05 a.m. CST

    Start the Countdown!

    by The 6th Conchord

    How long will it be before she quits?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:05 a.m. CST

    I Love Sarah Palin! Love Her!

    by kevinwillis.net

    I'm not sure she can hold a show. Provide color commentary maybe, but if she has to have a whole show--then maybe she can replace the atrocious Mike Huckabee. Preferably not Glen Beck, who--though he cries like a sissy--has some very good guest hosts.<br><br>I saw portions of "Who's Nailin' Palin'" on the Interwebs. It was not very convincing. Lisa Ann did not make a compelling Palin.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:09 a.m. CST

    This Ain't Cool News

    by The 6th Conchord

    Still, I'm amazed at the number of times vettebro posted here. Also, all the complainers & whiners I've EVER known voted GOP, not Dem. I enjoy that righties tag the left as crybabies, because it indicates just how out of touch they are with real life.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Joe Biden Did Answer the Question About Magazine

    by kevinwillis.net

    He said, "Look, I didn't want to say this, but someone really important told me something big was going to happen, and you're all going to hate us for what we do. So stick with us. While you're hating us. Because we know what's right. What? Oh, magazines? Um, you know. The one that always has famous people on the cover."<br><br>Trying to pretend Biden is brighter than Palin--politics aside--is a questionable endeavor. Of course, Harvard and Yale graduate Dubya--who got better grades that both John Kerry and Seminary School Drop Out Al Gore--got called an idiot by the press, and the left, too. Then he signed onto TARP and several other Democrat initiatives, so maybe they had a point.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:12 a.m. CST

    6th Conchord: You've Never Known a Liberal Whiner

    by kevinwillis.net

    Seriously? Never? Lucky you. Many of the liberals I know whine all the time, about everything. Then, other one's . . . don't. Amazingly, it turns out that intelligence, looks, whining, and ability to knock it out of the park on Wii sports has no direct relationship to political viewpoints whatsoever.<br><br> Seriously. It's just wishful thinking. Oh, people who disagree with my in my taste in politicians are fat, ugly and whiny bitches, too. They are almost all bad things, in comparison to which, I am nearly perfect.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:26 a.m. CST

    Palin is Intelligent?

    by clupula

    Compared to whom? I think of Biden as a blithering idiot and he still made her look bad at the debate? Remember the debate, where her way of answering questions was to just answer other questions? It was like she had been fed all her answers on index cards and she got confused when they asked her stuff that didn't match the cards. The woman is not just a moron, she's crazy too.<BR><BR>You have no idea how many Obama voters I know who voted less FOR him and more AGAINST her. The woman shouldn't be allowed to take a tour of the White House, nevermind occupy it.<BR><BR>But here is my question to those of you who have some idea that she's intelligent...what has she ever said or done that has given you this opinion? Can you tell me some things she's said that are intelligent? Seriously.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:32 a.m. CST

    My prediction? Obama will be one term...

    by Mistahtibbs

    ...and Hillary will take the Dem nomination for 2012. Palin will sit out 2012 and maybe 2016 and continue to build her resume and her knowledge base. In 2020 she will run for Pres and win. Just sayin' about Palin. heh.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:44 a.m. CST

    I WAS EXPECTING PALIN TO GET HER OWN SHOW

    by BringingSexyBack

    But apparently she's THAT stupid Fox will settle on small doses of her instead.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:44 a.m. CST

    I'll bet...

    by TheGreatHomsar

    ...Old Man O'Reilly can't wait to get his hands on those bubbages.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:08 a.m. CST

    She didn't know why there's a North and South Korea?!

    by _V_

    Yikes. You know, I don't blame Palin for being a state governor and thus focused on domestic and not international issues. What I do blame her for is the arrogance that she still thinks she can be a party leader WITHOUT knowing any of these things. SPECIFICALLY the job requires knowing those things. And at first, I thought the Couric interview was just a product of that. Now, they say that she didn't even try to CRAM for it? She spent the whole morning doing a self-serving interview with a local Alaska newspaper? Yikes, this is like trying to elect the head cheerleader as class president because she's bubbling and popular, but truly doesn't know enough for the job. Small town mayor for 18 months, plus state governor for 18 months? That's not enough. This is an embarrassment, literally a last-ditch effort.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:12 a.m. CST

    Anderson Cooper should go back

    by TheKGB

    To doing "The Mole"

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Stewart and Colbert have it easy now.

    by Zardozap2005

    The jokes are just going to write themselves with the comedy gold she's going to serve up for those two.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST

    EVEN I KNOW WHY THERE'S A NORTH AND SOOUTH KOREA

    by BringingSexyBack

    And I'm not even the governor of Alaska.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:45 a.m. CST

    FORMER GOVERNOR THAT IS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Everybody knows she QUIT.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Palin is... BAYONETTA

    by Squashua

    just google it.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:46 a.m. CST

    LEVI HAS SEEN HER NAKED

    by BringingSexyBack

    He's no marine biologist but even he knows she's not Presidential material.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:47 a.m. CST

    I JUST GOT BAYONETTA

    by BringingSexyBack

    What a crazy game!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Palin's about as far from a "

    by midgarddragon

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Palin's about as far from a "MILF" as you can get....

    by midgarddragon

    I'd rather screw Betty White than go near Palin's clearly deranged, far-from-attractive ass. And if Palin ever wins a Presidential election I will kill myself. I mean that literally, this is no figure of speech.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:01 a.m. CST

    vettebro

    by DeusExMachina

    I have watched Beck for more than a week. I watched when he was Headline News and on Fox News. The man annoys me to no end. I do not care about his opinions or what I may learn from him. I think he's annoying, ignorant, and somewhat retarded.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:07 a.m. CST

    the singer beck?

    by emeraldboy

    is that you are talking about.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:11 a.m. CST

    He means Glen Beck

    by V'Shael

    who would be quite possibly the funniest thing in the history of television, if there weren't some actual voters who believe the shit he comes out with.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:14 a.m. CST

    Palin on Fox News is actually a good thing.

    by Orionsangels

    You know she's gonna stick her foot in her mouth and say dumb shit everytime. Resulting in Tina Fey returning to SNL to mske fun of her again.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Beck?

    by film11

    I thought it was the guitarist Jeff Beck

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Good

    by bah

    It will be easy to ignore her there.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:33 a.m. CST

    LOL! The Fox "News" circle is now complete.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Just throw another dingbat lunatic idealogue on the religious, political, entertainment fire and watch the sparks fly!<P>Palin has finally achieved the fame and fortune she always wanted. Welcome, viewers, to the new and improved cult of personality!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:38 a.m. CST

    only good thing about this

    by Pegase

    is that Stewart and Colbert are going to have a field day.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Gonna Assume We Wont Hear From LoserBoy3000

    by Crow3711

    He must be too busy eating his own foot. Thi talkback is a bunch of stupid bullshit anyway. There is only one fact here: anyone who would vote Sarah Palin for President of The United States of America, the most important nation on Earth, has no right acting like they know what is best for this country. Like her, love her, I don't care. But it's objective that she has no business being legitimately important. She belongs on Fox News. A talking head.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Whatever it takes to keep that stupid bitch

    by I_Sharted

    away from the White House is fine with me. I don't watch that shitty fucking channel anyway.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Stewart was funny once

    by nukeboy1970

    Before he got Obama's dick stuck in his throat.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    midgarddragon

    by nukeboy1970

    I hope we can trust you to keep your promises.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:54 a.m. CST

    I Truly Miss MY Old Republican Party...

    by The Dreaded Rear Admiral

    The first mark on the first ballot I ever cast was for Ronald Reagan in 1984. There was intellegence in the party back then, tho not from Ronnie. He was full of crap, I realize NOW, but he sure could SELL IT! Buckley was a self-absorbed intellectual, but an intellectual nonetheless. Hard to believe their Conservative heirs boil down to Gingrich, Limbaugh, and now Palin. I truly believe the older conservative intellects would be vomiting over Tea Partiers and Birthers if they'd lived that long. I really miss the old Republicans.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    This just in...

    by Zardozap2005

    Sarah Palin has quit Faux News preemptivly. Because "She can do so much more for America now." LOL! Sarah has a "lifestyle" to maintain, and I'm sure Faux dropped such a wad of cash in that retards lap, Sarah's, not her kids, that she could not refuse.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    It truly is....

    by VicSage

    the perfect paring of puppet and puppet-master. She's fine as long as she has someone writing for her, which she will. Just wondering how long before there's a some kind of scandal, and whether it will be financial or sexual. Stay tuned...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    something to think about...

    by harper54

    “That's why I say, I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the tax payers looking to bail out, but ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping tho— it's got to be all about job creation too, shoring up our economy, and putting it back on the right track, so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as— competitive— scary thing, but one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that." “I believe that I am because I have common sense and I have I believe the values that I think are reflective of so many other American values, and I believe that what Americans are seeking is not the elitism, the uhm, the ah, a kind of spineless, spinelessness that perhaps is made up for that with some kind of elite, Ivy league education and, and a fat resume that is based on anything but hard work and private sector, free enterprise principles. Americans are could be seeking something like that in positive change in their leadership, I'm not saying that that has to be me.” "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." 1. I now think these may be alien communiqués that only certain folks of a particular verbal flexibility can decipher. What if Jodi Foster and John Hurt got to work trying to figure out the algorithms and hidden formulas embedded in these streams of semiconscious channeling? Matthew McConaughey could help too by keeping Jake Busey at bay by brushing his hair. Just sayin….

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    palin will never be president

    by logicalnoise01

    her signing with fox seals it. It is impossible for her not to just make a shit load of ammo for obama in the next election or anyone else running for president.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    how the hell do you do paragraph breaks in here anyway?!?

    by harper54

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Whose Nailin

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    They should have given Napalitano a show.

    by _Maltheus_

    His internet "Freedom Watch" show is the best thing Fox has going for it. Stop trying to shove gaywad, faith healing, crybabies down our ass. And when it comes to Palin, yes, Wayne Brady does need to choke a bitch, why don cha. Still they'll never give the Judge his own show because Fox only does hypocrisy. Way to undermine the conservative message with more crazy theater!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    I'm so sick of people saying that the MSMedia is liberal

    by Stabby

    If you were a liberal you would realize that it's far from. Yes, MSNBC does have liberal commentators, but the news itself is not. If you want to see what a liberal news show looks like check out Democracy Now with Amy Goodman. Meanwhile, Fox is totally right leaning in its new coverage as well as its analysis.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    THERE IS AN ARRAY OF POWERFUL FORCES WORKING AGAINST OBAMA

    by BringingSexyBack

    Palin is not one of them. She's just poop he has to wipe off his shoe.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    FOX News has all it needs now

    by Sonny_Williams

    for a full-blown "Howard Beale" extravaganza. Give Palin a studio audience, a full entourage of wacky co-stars and hangers-on... just one big ole teabagger orgy every day. That's gold, Rupert, GOLD!!!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Vote Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho in 2012!

    by SilentGunman

    The people have spoken. Brawndo is what we need!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Another reason to take both even less seriously

    by Citizen Sane

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    I'd Vote For Sarah Palin

    by kevinwillis.net

    In a heartbeat. Of course, I'd vote for a block of cheese over most Democrats. We'd certainly get better government from a fine block of aged cheddar than we're currently getting.<br><br>That being said, dang of Bayonetta doesn't look a little like Sarah Palin. Shweet.<br><br>Fox news should give Adam Sandler a show. Listen to his No Agenda podcast and see if you don't agree. Mmmhmm.<br><br>And, yes, there is a powerful array for forces working against Obama. They are his policy initiatives. They are, without a question, out to get him.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    "Her Retarded Baby"?

    by kevinwillis.net

    Well, according to Harry Reid, that baby would be imminently electable because it's light skinned and has no noticeable "negro dialect".<br><br>Man, got to love liberals. When it comes down to it, they are so totally full of kaka.<br><br>But then, aren't we all. That's why it all ends in 2012. Just sayin'.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

    by kevinwillis.net

    Would be a better president than we got now. Definitely an improvement. At least he knows that Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator™, is the taste that plants crave.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:07 a.m. CST

    "still, I remember Herc saying he's republican"

    by jim

    I may be wrong, but I think Herc said, while voting Democrat, he is registered as a Republican. That way he can vote in the Republican Primary to try and get the lesser candidate nominated, supposedly giving his Democrats a better chance in the general election. Or I may be confusing Herc with Harry.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:09 a.m. CST

    A Network That Defended Judiasm

    by kevinwillis.net

    That would be awesome. I'd love it if CNN Headline News would appoint themselves the defender of all things Judiastic. As it is now, we've got Fox defending Christians and the rest of the mainstream media defending Islam, and nobody is really defending the Jews. Or the Buddhists. Or the Wiccans.<br><br>Although there are lots of defenders of Mother Gaea and the First Church of Global Warming. That's one religion that gets a first class defense on almost every network, across the board.

  • < p > <br>but without the spaces<p>If you want to simply do a line break:<br> < br >

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:10 a.m. CST

    I THINK MASSAWYRM'S THE ONLY REPUBLICAN AT AICN

    by BringingSexyBack

    And Kevin, a vote for Palin IS a vote for a block of cheese. At least your actions follow your principles.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Stabby: The Mainstream Media is Liberal

    by kevinwillis.net

    Not ultra-leftists. So, of course, serious leftists and socialists and aspiring communists (and, of course, conspiracy theorists) see the mainstream media as too far right, or an apolitical "part of the machine" that participates in the crafting of the false, Matrix-y world engineered by the New World Order cabal.<br><br>However, just because the mainstream media is nowhere near liberal enough for you doesn't mean that it isn't left of center, or that it doesn't cover politicians and political issues differently depending on whether the originate from liberal Democrats or conservative Republicans. Because they certainly do.<br><br>And Fox tosses Republicans and conservatives softball questions, except when it's Shepard Smith. That's how it works. So, the mainstream media is liberal, except for Fox. But not ultra-super-extra-fruity-liberal, which to those left of Stalin means that the mainstream media isn't liberal at all. When, of course, it objectively is--even if it isn't nearly liberal enough for you personally.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    McGooCain

    by kevinwillis.net

    And I imagine I'm racist because I disagree with you politically? Or because I quoted Harry Reid?<br><br>Damn straight I need a talkshow. I would be, like, totally awesome.<br><br>You remember in that movie, where you blew those guys up? You remember that? Man. That was so cool.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Well, she is riding this gravy train as far as it will go.

    by rbatty024

    It was pretty obvious Sarah Palin left public service because she thought, rightly, that she could make more money in the private sector. At least she can do less harm by voicing her idiocy on Fox News. Although, I wonder how in the world she will be capable to fill up airtime every week, since she can't do much more than recite Republican talking points.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:19 a.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack: Opinions are Like Onions

    by kevinwillis.net

    Everybody has a bag of them in the pantry. I definitely think Sarah Palin would be a superior president to McCain, Obama, Block of Cheese, Bob Dole, or a block of cheese carved to look like Bob Dole. But my actually fantasy right now is a house and senate full of obstructionist Republicans and two terms of gridlock. The government that governs best, governs least.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    I totally agree that the media is far too leftist.

    by rbatty024

    Remember during the run up to the Iraq War when they pelted the President with hard hitting questions and questioned the very existence of weapons of mass destruction. What a bunch of stoner hippies.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    She is on Fox News because

    by freerangecelt

    God wants her there. God wanted her to quit being governor. God wanted her to run for VP. God wanted...can you see where this is going? When she gets elected president, and blows the world to hell, it will be because, you guessed it, God wanted her to.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Sarah Palin and the Talking Points

    by kevinwillis.net

    Sarah Palin holds the world record for saying the words "common sense Americans" in a single sentence. The great thing about Sarah Palin's talking points and you will have no trouble identifying them--you will hear them, over and over, in any given interview or speech. Over and over and over and over.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    She's On Fox News Because . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    If you can't be president, or VP, then why not make boatloads of cash?<br><br>Again, I think Sarah Palin is a lot smarter than people think. She knows she is virtually unelectable (or that the odds are very, very bad). Here, she might be able to shape public policy a little bit (or, at least as much as any talking head) and can make money, and will have a built in promotional platform for future books, DVDs, exercise videos, her upcoming line of custom-painted ATVs, and her handy moose skin-and-dress and head mounting kit.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius, you stole my joke you bastard lol.

    by Orionsangels

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:27 a.m. CST

    Rbatty: The Media Is Liberal, Not Leftist

    by kevinwillis.net

    There is a difference. And liberal doesn't mean *as* liberal as you, or anywhere close to it. Plus, the great majority of the mainstream media had mixed-to-negative coverage leading up to the Iraq war. I realize two journalists at the New York Times effectively made the case for WMDs. As did the CIA and MI6 and the Israeli Intelligence Community and French Intelligence at the time, but that doesn't change the fact that, on the whole, the mainstream media tends to be liberal. Just not liberal enough for you.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:29 a.m. CST

    The song Uprising from Muse is the best message to Fox News

    by Orionsangels

    Someone needs to make a youtube video with a montage of Fox News footage and Muse - Uprising as the soundtrack.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    The Dreaded Admiral

    by kevinwillis.net

    The Tea Partiers and Birthers? Isn't that sort of like saying "The Democrats and the Stalinists"? Or "The Moderates and the 9/11 Truthers"?<br><br> For 99.9% of the population, I suspect the Birthers and the Truthers could disappear mysteriously, and it'd be fine. Tea Party folks and the Birthers are not, on the whole, the exactly the same bunch. Sure, some liberals may be Stalinists at heart, or 9/11 Truthers, but is it really that many?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    kevinwillis

    by toadkillerdog

    Electing Palin would be the equivalent of electing Elrod of Melvinbone.<p> Be about as sharp as a bowling ball, son. <p> Now stop moving your lips while reading son, it lets the horseflies into the barn!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Face it. Old America is slowly dying.

    by Orionsangels

    It's not going to die easy either. It's going to go down kicking and screaming. People are changing. They're starting to wake up to the truth.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    WHY NOT MAKE BOATLOADS OF CASH?

    by BringingSexyBack

    I have no qualms about people making boatloads of cash, but Palin doing so exemplifies the problem with American politicians using their positions in public service for profiteering at all costs. <P> The worst case I can think of at the moment is Giuliani. I once admired him when he was DA and took down the mafia in NYC. I remember when the mob set fire to their offices at the Fulton Fish Market in defiance of his crackdown. <P> That was a far and away different man from the Giuliani of today. This one, he's on the tele constantly beating the war drums because his company is built on war and national security contracting. He's not even shy about it. And his most recent decision not to run for governor because he's got a new contract with the Brazilian government just shows a total absence of principle in him and his ilk. <P> And don't even get me started on Bernard Kerik. <P> So yeah, go ahead and vote for Palin. Pretend she would be a great President. That just goes to show how little regard you really have for the country and how seriously you take the responsibility for our leadership.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:35 a.m. CST

    This talkback is useful

    by schadenfreudian

    in that it draws attention to the nutballs who think voting for Palin was ever a good idea. These individuals need to be isolated and studied.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    The Media is Not So Much Left or Right...

    by _Maltheus_

    <p>...as it is statist. They will always defend the status quo and kiss the ass of whomever is in power in order to secure that interview.</p> <p>Fox may come out against Obama and MSNBC may come out against Bush, but these are just parts they play to appeal to their demographics. Regardless of whose in office or what parts the media plays, we end up with the same policies at the end of the day. Hence, no substantive difference between Bush and Obama, but a lot of angry people on both sides.</p>

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    BSB

    by toadkillerdog

    Well said.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:39 a.m. CST

    THIS IS A FUCKING MOVIE NEWS SITE!

    by jason2304

    Fucking christ! If I wanted to debate red & blue state policy I would go to a message board that did that. I want to talk about if Predators will be cool, if Avatar will break 600 mill u.s, and bitch about sony fucking up Spidey 4! Get your shit together Harry! If your a fucking tree hugging hippy left winger great, thats your consitutional right as a americian.But dont put that shit on here. People bitch about fox news due to its red state lean. ooooook so its ok if this geek site is running purely liberal rants, putting posts up when Obama's dumbass was elected, talking about "Change" what the fuck do you people know about change? If you can speak intelligently about foreign polcy, health care, jobs, gun control, immigration and homeland security ill listen to you no matter what side your on. BUT if your ideas are what they are bacause George Clooney said so. Fuck that shit. Same with the fucking right! Fuck this site! its topics get really thin when you get past hateing Jay Leno and sucking off the left.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    ET TU, TKD

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Only the best journalists for Fox.

    by Rev. Slappy

    Palin brings the great journalism she honed at the 5 different colleges she attended before she was eventually given a degree. I would love to see those transcripts.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:42 a.m. CST

    JASON - POLITICAL TALKBACKS IS AS OLD AS AICN ITSELF

    by BringingSexyBack

    Plenty of other talkbacks to satisfy your appetite!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    OLD AMERICA, WE HARDLY KNEW YE

    by BringingSexyBack

    RIP

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    BSB

    by toadkillerdog

    Being a 'former Presidential candidate' raises your speaking fees. Made Rev. Al, rich. <p> Dang, I might have to toss my Toad into the ring next go 'round!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Fantastic news.

    by gotilk

    The more retarded nutters Fox employs, the closer we are to a Conservative party with a brain again. Imagine a day in the future when you can feel good voting for another party, sleeping well afterward knowing you won't wake up to a "faith-based" foreign, health/science and economic policy. *sigh* One can dream. In the meantime fucking forget it, the party is filled with these types and the ones scared shitless of criticizing them. Pussies. Your party will remain backward and self-destructive until you grow the balls to call out the idiots.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:53 a.m. CST

    I WOULD RUN FOR PREZ TOO

    by BringingSexyBack

    but since my campaign for mod fizzled I don't think I'm suited for public office ...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Some how.....

    by Jamie McBain

    this doesn't surprise me, one bit.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:56 a.m. CST

    What Does Palin Bring to the Table...?

    by DarfurOnTheRocks2

    Nothing, she is bereft of any profound ideas for the US nation.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Wait, Kevin Willis...

    by rbatty024

    It would have been "leftist" for the new media to argue, correctly, that there were no weapons of mass destruction? In other words, to be liberal is to be factually correct? I guess I'm just going to have to agree with you on that one.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Palin will Advocating Attacks on Iran...

    by DarfurOnTheRocks2

    .... As long as none of her family members are in harm's way.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    How do you figure, gotilk.

    by HoboCode

    The conservative base IS Fox News. Whoever shovels shit out of their mouthes on that station, they will listen and regurgitate without a thought.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:59 a.m. CST

    I cannot take this woman seriously

    by terry1978

    Aside from her personality, that Family Guy gag about the Wisconsin nymphomaniac makes me think of her everytime I see it.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Iran has Nukes!!!!! Iran has Nukes: Fox Reports

    by DarfurOnTheRocks2

    Oh wait, we meant to say cukes, not nukes... Sorry for destroying your country and countless American families.... Our Bad!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    You do not have to win, BSB, just run

    by toadkillerdog

    Stay in long enough for name recognition in Pawtucket and Woonsockett, then cash out and cash in!<p>

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    What is truly frightening about Palin...

    by rbatty024

    isn't her as a person. Sure, she's bereft of ideas and is largely inarticulate, but I can generally ignore her whenever she, like Putin, rears her head onto the airwaves. What is frightening about Palin is that she has such a large following. How can a Democracy survive when so many idiots exist?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    To those who say Palin aint attractove

    by toadkillerdog

    Are you crazy? <p> To those who say they would vote Palin for prez: You are crazy!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    rbatty024

    by toadkillerdog

    Populists, like Palin have always been attractive to large segments of society. Mix in her undeniable charm and glibness. Her born for TV looks and appeal, and you get a package that some segments find hard to resist. <p> Regardless her many faults, she is genuine, and it comes across. The fact that she is also genuinely an idiot, does not resonate with her supporters, because 'she is one of us'. Thankfully, one of them. <p>

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Deary Deary Me

    by Ciderman

    Fox just goes from worse to worse, Sarah Palin with her expensive makeup and double figure IQ will certainly treat Fox news viewers to exactly what they want to see. I'm sure she will pedal the same good ol'boy bullshit, as american as apple pie and hanging minorities. I'm sure it'll give O'Reilly something more interesting than a picture of Barbara Bush to whack off to.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:15 p.m. CST

    How the hell is this...

    by REDD

    Cool News?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Is it me, or does the Bayonetta VG character remind me of Palin?

    by Stalkeye

    She looks like a spitting image of the dumb bitch. I guess that's why I can't finish the damn game, besides Darksiders is soo much better IMO.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Go Ahead and Vote for Palin

    by kevinwillis.net

    I would, except she's not ever going to run for elective office again. I'd bet a dollar on that.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:18 p.m. CST

    METHINKS PALIN'S POPULARITY IS OVERBLOWN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Sure, hundreds of people line up for her book signings. I don't think that translates into anything more than her being a (very) minor media celebrity. There are more people standing behind Matt Lauer doing an outdoor segment on the Today Show.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Palin Being Attractive

    by kevinwillis.net

    She's certainly hotter than some of the other chicks out there that get labeled MILFs. That being said, go look for the interview of her back about 10 or 15 years ago--I think back when she was on the city council. She was crazy hot.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:21 p.m. CST

    Palin's Popularity Would Not Get Her Elected

    by kevinwillis.net

    Not after running with McLame. She knows this, which is why she is on Fox.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:22 p.m. CST

    OH NO ... BAYONETTA IS FAR MORE ATTACTIVE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Long legs, smooth silky skin ... firm buttocks and taut thighs ... alluring eyes, long flowing hair. The only resemblance Palin has are the hair color and glasses. Not to mention, in their own unique ways, both are archenemies of heaven.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    NO BUT I SAW ZOOEY'S FACE AMONGST THE CLOUDS

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Palin's nothing more than the...

    by Half-Baked-Goggle-Box-Do-Gooder

    Ralph Nader of the Repugnicans, a devisive vote-splitter. <P>(Which is not to take anything away from ol' Ralph. That guy's forgotten more about ethics and dignity that Palin will ever dream of.) <p>If anything, this is a move by the GOP "braintrust" to isolate her and let her do what she does best: Rouse the rabble while denying her the chance of ever actually getting her shithooks on REAL power.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay's SARAH PALIN

    by ColonelFatheart

    It WILL win the Oscar for Best Picture in 2023. It WILL unseat Avatar 3 for the highest grossing film of all time. It WILL star Meghan Fox.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Elrod of Melvinbone

    by kevinwillis.net

    I'd also vote for him over our current administration, though probably not over Palin. I'd definitely vote for Jaka over either, though. If politics needs anything, it's more hot, blonde tavern dancers with an aardvark fetish.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Palin is Not Ralph Nader, Cuz . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    She's not going to run on a 3rd party ticket, repeatedly splitting the vote.<br><br>Ralph Nader's ethics and dignity--like the made-up data for Unsafe at Any Speed--well, that's another issue.<br><br>As far as this being a move by the GOP Braintrust--well, if there is such a cabal, I think you're exactly right that this would be the approach.<br><br>There's already been a movie about Sarah Palin. Or a video, anyway. Been there, done that.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:41 p.m. CST

    No offense, tdk, but are you high?

    by HoboCode

    Palin is genuine? She's about as phoney as you can get in my opinion. Her whole persona is a pitiful and obvious schtik.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:48 p.m. CST

    I mean tkd.

    by HoboCode

    Fammit!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Palin Is As Genuine

    by kevinwillis.net

    As any politician. Which means there's a lot of facade. On the other hand, on the "common sense American" issues about which I think she is wholly genuine, she scores big points with many conservatives.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    THANKS MCGOO ... AND AS GRATEFUL AS I AM TO GOD

    by BringingSexyBack

    I believe he made the Zooey cloud for us all.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Masturbation is a Sin

    by kevinwillis.net

    "masturbation is a sin, that's why I gave her a retard for a baby."<br><br>Nice.<br><br>That being said, if everybody was punished for masturbation, all of our children might be developmentally challenged.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    AND SPEAKING OF GOD, A BUNCH OF SELF-ANOINTED ONES

    by BringingSexyBack

    at the Vatican have condemned Avatar for portraying worship of nature instead of, well, dudes in funny robes. <P> From The Huffington Post <P> VATICAN CITY — The Vatican newspaper and radio station have called the film "Avatar" simplistic, and criticized it for flirting with modern doctrines that promote the worship of nature as a substitute for religion. <P> L'Osservatore Romano and Vatican Radio dedicated ample coverage to James Cameron's big-grossing, 3-D spectacle. But the reviews were lukewarm, calling the movie superficial in its eco-message, despite groundbreaking visual effects. <P> L'Osservatore said the film "gets bogged down by a spiritualism linked to the worship of nature." Similarly, Vatican Radio said it "cleverly winks at all those pseudo-doctrines that turn ecology into the religion of the millennium." <P> "Nature is no longer a creation to defend, but a divinity to worship," the radio said. <P> Vatican spokesman the Rev. Federico Lombardi said that while the movie reviews are just that – film criticism, with no theological weight – they do reflect Pope Benedict XVI's views on the dangers of turning nature into a "new divinity." <P> Benedict has often spoken about the need to protect the environment, earning the nickname of "green pope." But he has sometimes balanced that call with a warning against neo-paganism. <P> In a recent World Day of Peace message, the pontiff warned against any notions that equate human person and other living things. He said such notions "open the way to a new pantheism tinged with neo-paganism, which would see the source of man's salvation in nature alone." <P> The Vatican newspaper occasionally likes to comment in its cultural pages on movies or pop culture icons, as it did recently about "The Simpsons" or U2. In one famous instance, several Vatican officials spoke out against "The Da Vinci Code." <P> In this case, the reviews came out after a red carpet preview held in Rome just a stone's throw from St. Peter's Square. The movie will be released Friday in Italy. <P> The story of the tall blue creatures who inhabit Pandora and contend with humans intent on grabbing the resources of their planet has made over $1.1 billion at box offices worldwide. Partly boosted by higher 3-D ticket prices, "Avatar" looks well on its way to becoming the biggest grossing movie of all time. <P> "So much stupefying, enchanting technology, but few genuine emotions," said L'Osservatore Romano, which devoted three articles to "Avatar" in its Sunday editions. <P> L'Osservatore Romano said the movie's plot is unoriginal and its message not new. It faulted Cameron for taking a "bland approach." <P> "He tells the story without going deep into it, and ends up falling into sappiness," it said. <P> Vatican Radio did say, however, that "really never before have such surprising images been seen," while L'Osservatore said the movie's worth lies in its "extraordinary visual impact."

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:07 p.m. CST

    To the rest of society

    by Lando Griffin

    this will probably sound sexist but hear in Talkback I'm right at home but seriously whenever I see her all I can think to myself is that I really just want to see her naked, just once (probably the glasses and sexy librarian/teacher look she has going on) and then she can drop off the face of the earth for all I care. TMZ and sites like those need to do us all a favor and get the sexy shots, nipple slips, hell I'd even settle for a bikini pic of her so that she could then never be heard from again.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    DOES THIS MEAN THE PRIESTS' GETTING THEIR EYEBALLS FUCKED

    by BringingSexyBack

    is in violation of their vows of celibacy?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    http://tinyurl.com/yzukh4c

    by anonymoose

    please please please please please please please please...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    I Blame Leno....

    by DarfurOnTheRocks2

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Land Griffin . . . I'm With You on the First Part

    by kevinwillis.net

    As far as the Vatican condemning Avatar, I need to know their positions on the Smurfs and Dances with Wolves before I can really appreciate the full context. Did they endorse the theological perspective of Aliens or T2?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:17 p.m. CST

    There once...

    by mrbouncy

    There once was a time when the news was presented in a factual manner and granted the viewer enough intelligence to reach their own conclusions. <p> Now they treat you as if you've drank too much anti-freeze and need to be told what to believe in. Fuck em' all

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    RE: Vatican

    by anonymoose

    Jesus Christ. How about the fact that it takes place on another fucking planet? Do they expect the blue cat people to be Catholic? Goddamn. Since they note that the story is rooted in unoriginality, they of course are making reference to the countless Native American stories people have drawn connections to. The Native Americans worshiped nature, so, too, do these Na'vi. <P> Perhaps that dumbfuck of a Pope would have liked to have seen Jake Sully and the bunch spread the word of Mary amongst the Na'vi clan. That's not to say that they'd go for it, since the Na'vi's internet connection to Eywa versus Mary, God, Jesus, beings they can't see, hear, feel, know, isn't a fair fight.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Sorry, kevinwillis?

    by HoboCode

    What "common sense American issues" are you referring to? Promoting abstinence only programs proven not to work? Charging rape victims for their rape kits? Opposing stem-cell research? Opposing stimulus funds because "Alaskans don't need help?" A belief in free market capitalism that will always lead to corporate gangsterism? Denying benefits to gays for being unconstitutional? Thinking small businesses need to be "brave enough to fail?" Denial of hate crime? Opposing leagalization of drugs she used legally? Teaching creationism in public schools? Opposing sex education? Supporting the bridge to nowhere pork project until called on it? Supporting ending DC's gun ban even though she believes in state's rights for every other issue? What is common sense about these?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:35 p.m. CST

    Sarah Palin has a number 1 selling book

    by skimn

    Susan Boyle continues to have the top album. American Idol will attract about 30 million viewers tonight. Who says we're not already drinking the Brawndo.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:36 p.m. CST

    I Thought The Na'vi Were Catholic

    by kevinwillis.net

    Wasn't that Catholic Mass at the Tree of Souls? With the whooping and whatnot?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:37 p.m. CST

    "Do they expect the blue cat people to be Catholic?"

    by HoboCode

    LOL. Of course they do.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:38 p.m. CST

    HoboCode: Yes, Exactly

    by kevinwillis.net

    Sounds pretty common sense to me. DC isn't actually a state. <br><br>Good summary.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    I Know We Just Destroyed the 10,000 Year Old Tree

    by kevinwillis.net

    That was the home of your people, and we want to murder you and take all your land. But have you heard the Good News of Jesus Christ? Now you can eat pork and shell fish!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Brawndo is The Drink Talk Backers Crave

    by kevinwillis.net

    Brawndo!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Avatar

    by HoboCode

    There is just as much religous hokem in Avatar as there is liberal ideology. It all balances out. Apparently the Vatican missed the climax of the film in which prayer and faith alone saves them all.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Yeah, I know DC isn't a state.

    by HoboCode

    I live here. But we do pay taxes like states, and with no representation in Congress.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Wow..you have been waiting 6...

    by moorE12

    months to call out some talkbacker?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Deep fried burritos?

    by rev_skarekroe

    The word is "chimichanga".

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Node

    by toadkillerdog

    I was referring to her genuine cluelessness. But there is also a genuine ' tell it like she thinks' attitude about her that appeals to like minded folks who see most politicians as 'say anything to get elected' types. <p> Palin is a politician, and certainly will say 'anything' to get elected, but her persona seems to override that aspect of her career in the eyes of her fans. <p> Just because she tells it 'like she thinks' though, does not mean what she thinks is correct. And she is most often just plain wrong and ignorant. <p> I do not think kevin is serious about voting for her. He may hate Dems, but anyone smart enough to get Cerebus, would not be dumb enough to vote for the female Elrod. <p> Then again, Elrod had a helluva fan base. <p> Use the pointy end of the sword son, gets the job done quicker.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    cool news?

    by JamesT

    This is neither cool nor geek related. Come on Herc, please leave the political felgercarb at the door...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 1:56 p.m. CST

    I am a Catholic

    by toadkillerdog

    I don't go to church as often as I should, but I was born and raised one.<p> Sometimes the Church wades into waters it has no reason to be in. But the Church is also a very, very large institution, and just like any gov't it has folks who say things that are not the true policy. I think this is one of those times. I doubt the Holy SEE is personally condemning what is in Avatar.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:01 p.m. CST

    THE "NAILIN' PALIN" PRODUCTION CREW

    by Mullah Omar

    ...just got its golden ticket. <br> <br> No doubt they can crank out Palin pornos full-time over at least the next 3 years. <br> <br> Long-term job creation, right there.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:09 p.m. CST

    CELLULAR FAIL

    by BringingSexyBack

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/12/sonim-xp1-unbreakable-cel_n_420253.html

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:10 p.m. CST

    SO WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING O'REILLY AND HANNITY

    by BringingSexyBack

    doing DP on Palin? Sweet.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:12 p.m. CST

    TKD

    by BringingSexyBack

    Ya with all due respect, no one thinks the Vatican speaks for all Catholics.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    And this just in from the RNC press office.

    by cookylamoo

    Unemployment is GOOD for you.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    And this just in from the RNC press office.

    by cookylamoo

    Unemployment is GOOD for you.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:15 p.m. CST

    joe the plumber is hated

    by slappy jones

    for not being a real plumber, for not actually being named joe and for being a complete fucking dipshit and lyign about this "business" he was apparently but not at all actually going to buy.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    I love you guys. Why do you even bother with this shit?

    by Coughlins Laws

    This country is still about 50/50 liberal/conservative politically, yet this website's staff and inhabitants are 90/10 liberal/conservative. Why do you even bother with these stupid political discussions. They go nowhere. Everyone is extremely rude to each other and most people refuse to even have an honest conversation. Why is this news here? Has there been a post about ultra-liberal Democrats being contributors for MSNBC? Who cares?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Palin

    by Wrath4771

    Sarah Palin is very attractive and an extremely charismatic person, but is ignorant of foreign and domestic policy and shows no inclination to actually learn anything about such policies. Really I'm just waiting seven years from now when Hillary Clinton can run. She's the only politician I've seen over the last two years who actually seems like she has a clue and has done a very good job as Secretary of State. Sorry kids, but as a Republican I think we missed the boat on Hillary and should hav eelected her last year.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Herc

    by Wrath4771

    And don't be so freakin smug about calling Palin to FOX last year - you're still the same dolt that left Deadwood and Dexter off the decade best list.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:40 p.m. CST

    I Think You Mean The DNC Press Office

    by kevinwillis.net

    Since they are the folks in power, they are the people telling us unemployment is a good thing. You know, more time with the family, less stress of going to work, that sort of thing.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Use The Pointy End of the Sword, Son

    by kevinwillis.net

    Perfect. That's exactly the sort of person we need in the Whitehouse. Screw Weishaupt and Astoria. Give me Elrod--or Lord Julius, my dream candidate--any day of the week.<br><br>But, heck, yes, I'd vote for Palin over Obama. If I'd vote for McLame over Obama, I'd vote for just about anybody over the Democrat. ;)<br><br>"Specifically, I can't figure out why interest rates are at eighteen and a quarter percent when the number I pulled out of the hat was seventeen and a half. As I think about it, here before you, my suspicions are aroused. And believe me, as I look at all of you, that's the only thing that's aroused."

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    The Question is, Is David Sim a Misogynist?

    by kevinwillis.net

    I don't think so, but apparently if you have a story with a lot of negative portrayals of both men and women--and if one of the most powerful females is large, murderous, and an aardvark--that makes you a misogynist. <br><br>The extended descriptions of the difference between God and Yahweh get a little tedious . . . but, that's just me. I always liked seeing Cerebus use the pointy end of the sword.<br><br>ToadKillerDog--do you have any favorite phonebooks in the Cerebus canon? I pretty much love the whole thing, but the progression through High Society to the Church & States and Melmoth and Jaka's Story do it for me.<br><br> Man, I love that aardvark. Alas, I would not vote for him, however. His baby throwing and his policy towards senior citizens leaves too much to be desired.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Coughlins Laws

    by FlandersBum

    Got it right. Thank you.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 2:54 p.m. CST

    I'm a Celebrity, Put Me In a Woodchipper.

    by AzulTool

    Starring Sarah Palin

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    It's impossible to ever take Herc seriously...

    by Starship Captain

    Let's be honest: if Sarah Palin gave an interview saying she was a big Joss Whedon fan, then Herc would instantly want to marry Palin and he'd vote Republican forever.<p>In which case he'd finally be voting with a brain, but would STILL be showing what utterly shitty taste in TV he has...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Also, you guys should try a 3 or 4 party system..

    by moorE12

    It makes for better politics, you can have a conservative minority government, which means they have to work with liberals and NDP to pass legislation.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Also, is it really true that Palin...

    by moorE12

    believed Saddam Hussein to be behind the attacks on 9/11, and didn't understand why North and South Korea were separate? Despite your political beliefs you have to admit when certain people are not bright.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Game Change

    by Blanket-Man

    Wow, if you believe Heilemann and Halperin's new book, Palin is even more of a wacko than I thought! And the McCain folks did next to nothing in their vetting process (shocker!). The Palin selection alone was the one thing that sent my vote to Obama - yeah, Biden's a moron, but he's a perfect case of "the devil you know." Palin scared the bejeesus out of me - "Game Change" shows that my fears were quite well-founded.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Conan says no to 12:05.

    by HoboCode

    Palin missed her chance!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    Conan says HELLS NAW to Sarah Palin's BJ

    by JeanGrey_X23_lesboSex

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:14 p.m. CST

    "Nonplussed"

    by Dave Bowman

    That idiot ought to buy himself a dictionary to see what the word actually means.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Very Specious Logic, KW...

    by The Dreaded Rear Admiral

    Both packs of loons popped up at the same time...the Birthers and the Tea Partiers. Practically before Obama took the Oath of Office, as I recall. And I don't remember any credible Democrats jumping on the Truthers. THe point is that I would have a VERY hard time imagining any respectable conservative commentator jumping on the Birthers bandwagon (HEAVILY discredited). As for the Tea Partiers, they're the latest flash in the pan idea who deserve to be ignored. They are not so much intellegistas, but Couzin Clem and Lizzy Sue from the trailer park. Ten years hence, we'll look back on them and wonder what the hell they were smoking. Meth, I'll bet.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 3:58 p.m. CST

    In other news...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...Obama still SUCKS and is continuing to make a mess while blaming the previous administration for everything. <p>What a dick. </p> Back to you, Hercules.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:02 p.m. CST

    McGooCain...and liberals...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...repeat lies over and over again in the hope that there are enough idiots out there to believe their spin. <p>Hell, I bet you believe that Bill Clinton is moral...Gore invented the internet...and Kerry likes food from Wendy's. Fuck, I bet you might even believe that the liberals in Congress were victims and that Bush was some Harvard/Yale "moron" who was able to deceive the world in a war over...oil?!? </p> Yeah, liberals do believe that there is a moron/voter born every minute. Otherwise, how would 19% of the population (liberals) push their agenda on the rest of us?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:07 p.m. CST

    The_Dreaded_Rear_Admiral...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Most people that I know realize that Obama was born in Hawaii. They just hate his ultra-liberal ideology mingled with inspiring "fuzzy" rhetoric...when he takes 9 months to make a decision about sending troops to Afghanistan. <p>Yeah, he is just a dick. </p> I still know a few idiots who think that Obama's health care "reform" will provide FREE health care to everyone. They don't realize that it is merely a LAW that requires all Americans to purchase health insurance that is approved by his buddies in Congress...under penalty of fines and imprisonment. </p>Yet, there are quite a few morons who won't believe that his rhetoric was misleading UNTIL they are forced to pay more.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Obama also caused Hurricane Katrina

    by cookylamoo

    and the Johnstown Flood.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Obama also caused Hurricane Katrina

    by cookylamoo

    and the Johnstown Flood.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Frankly, I Thought This Conversation

    by kevinwillis.net

    Was looking up when it turned to Cerebus. Where is ToadKillerDog when you need him or her?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Congrats Herc you win.

    by SavingRyansPrivates

    Want a friggin cookie? Go take your liberal bullcrap on over to CNN.com and write for them. I for one could care less about your political views. If I wanted to hear biased political commentary I'd be on CNN.com or watching a Michael Moore documentary. Get over yourself and report movie or tv news, not politcal news.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Obama's family has more issues

    by Mike K

    YoyodynePropulsionSystems mentioned Obama not having any family issues. Here are a few of the embarrassing facts in Obama's family tree; Barry's brother George Hussein Onyango Obama lives in a hut in a ramshackle town of Huruma on the outskirts of Nairobi, living on less than a dollar a month. Obama's aunt Zeituni Onyango is an illegal alien who was ordered deported from the US in 2004, but has ignored the order and is still living in public housing in Boston. Obams's grandfather Hussein Onyango Obama was a witchdoctor in Kenya. But he must have known some good spells, because he lived to the ripe old age of 105. Obama's father Barack Obama, Sr. was a polygamist, socialist, alcoholic who already had one wife and child in Africa when he met Obama's mother in Hawaii. He married Ann, making her his second wife (shades of "BIG LOVE"). Obama's father abandoned little Barry and Ann when Barry was only 2. Obama's father was killed while driving drunk in a car crash on the streets of Nairobi. In Obama's book, he mentioned that his father had been killed in a car crash, but he chose to omit the fact that his father had been driving drunk and had caused the crash himself. Barry was later abandoned by his mother Ann and he was raised by his grandparents. How can you talk about Palins family when Obama has all of this in his family history?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Herc Wins

    by kevinwillis.net

    I'm going to bet Herc something stupid, just so he can stew over it for a year and then jump up and down like a spoiled 4th grader when it turns out that I was "wrong" and he was "right". Yay!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 4:59 p.m. CST

    No, moore, that stuff ISN'T true. Just because you read

    by Coughlins Laws

    something in the comments section at the dailykos or The Huffington Post, doesn't necessarily make it so...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    She will be a CONTRIBUTOR

    by IndyCollector

    That doesn't mean she will be hosting a regular show like Bill O'Reilly. She is just joining a long list of exclusive guests Fox News has for it's programs like Karl Rove, Dick Morris and Newt Gingrich. She'll probably host the occasional special as well but don't look for The O'Palin Factor.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    cylon_conspiracy

    by Jubal_Early

    Just because FOX gets higher ratings, doesn't mean it actually is BETTER. Old proverb: "An idea does not gain truth as it gains followers." Believe it. And, actually, where else would biased conservatives get their news that they feel is so "fair and balanced"? They have only ONE place to go, only ONE idiotic channel to listen to or else they'd be watching CNN and other channels that are actually the MOST fair (don't believe me? Ask Lou Dobbs, the guy who left CNN because it was TOO FAIR and didn't practice what he called "advocacy journalism"). Bottom line, FOX is for idiots, and there's no two ways about it. All the other intellectuals are spread out over the other channels--combine their viewership and you easily DESTROY the ratings FOX has. BUT, there's only ONE PLACE for idiotic conservatives to go (I'm a little bit of liberal AND conservative myself), and that's to FOX NEWS. End of story. We're all just floating...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    McGooCain...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Your "god" must really suck. I don't suck dick. I don't kiss Obama (who is a dick) either. <p>Your pathetic attempt at ridicule and humor is...uh...poor. Try again, asshole. </p> BTW, if you keep sucking Obama's dick and Pelosi's kitty, you might want to check your mouth for VD. Statistics show that 90% of liberal spinsters have caught a highly contagious form of OVD.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    OBAMAGANDA:

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    The emperor really isn't wearing clothes, is he?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Obama finally gives up with misleading "jobs" data:

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    http://tinyurl.com/yeurnsb <p>The dick has finally realized that Americans won't buy his phony data about jobs that were "saved or created." </p> What an ASSHOLE! At least he wore out his "blame Bush for everything" welcome in less about a year. </p> <p>Obama has made a mess of national defense, Afghanistan, Iraq, the budget, multiple stimulus attempts, and other lies. His poll numbers have dropped to about 42% -- the lowest ever for a first year president. </p> He now has approximately 0% chance of getting reelected.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    LET THE IRRATIONAL LIBERAL HATRED BEGIN!

    by GeorgieBoy

    Oh, wait, it's already started at the top of this thread! So much for "Liberal Tolerance." What a sham.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:34 p.m. CST

    OH GOD CHRISM STOP YOUR WHINING

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    THANKS FOR RUINING THE TALKBACK WHINY BITCHES

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    LET THE WHINING BEGIN!

    by BringingSexyBack

    Wahhh!!!!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST

    FFS

    by ebonic_plague

    Can we just have a civil war already? I've seen McCain rallies... the Twlight crowd is more intimidating.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Can someone explain to me this irrational hatred

    by Coughlins Laws

    that you seem to have for Palin? What did she ever do to you guys? The only thing I can think of is she looks like the hot girl at school that turned you down for a date because you're fat, ugly, and socially awkward...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:45 p.m. CST

    We can agree on at least that, BringingNaziBack...

    by Immortal_Fish

    ...there sure is a ton of LIBERAL whining going on around here. Only I'm not taking three posts to get around to agreeing with you.<P>"Ohh, BOO-HOO-HOO!! Someone I never listen to is going to be a paid talking head on a cable network that I never watch. Call the WAAAHHmbulance! BOO-HOO-HOO!!"

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:46 p.m. CST

    ebonic_plague, then bring it!

    by Immortal_Fish

    What? The second amendment the only thing holding you back?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Coughlins, PDS is inexplicable

    by Immortal_Fish

    Palin Derangement Syndrome.<P>This is a woman that cannot hurt anyone. She holds no public office. She is not the chair of anything. She is not a lobbyist for any major outlet. She is merely going to draw a paycheck for providing her OPINION. And opinions cannot hurt anyone other than liberals.<P>There are plenty liberals receiving paychecks from Fox and there are even a few token conservatives receiving paychecks from MSDNC. What the hell is the difference? Who really cares?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Hercules is a bit of a dick

    by God's Brother

    Sure, he takes a lot of shit from the idiots who post on these shitty talkbacks, but he totally brings it on himself by broadcasting this 'news' the way he did... Good for you, Herc, you predicted what everybody and their mom could have guessed. Ooh, way to rub it in the face of loserguy3000 or whatever the fuck. I used to think Merrick was the annoying one (actually, he's really been growing on me of late), but no, it's you, Herc. IT'S YOU, YOU SMUG BASTARD

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    also:

    by God's Brother

    Hey America... how long do you figure your country has got if things keep going the way they have? And I'm not talking about Obama's presidency or Bush's whatever, I mean the fact that, if you believe what you see on CNN, FOX, etc., you all seem to be completely stupid and shallow and headed for cultural, social and political annihilation. From up here in Canada, it really does seem like you are destroying yourselves. Your media is painting you all as either douchebag morons with itchy trigger fingers that can't fucking relax or cry-baby pussies who are too scared and to boldly push on into the future. The media's really fucking your shit up royally... How long until you are at each-other's throats? I'd laugh, but really, what's the goddamn point? It's sad.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    kevinwillis

    by toadkillerdog

    Sim was branded a misogynist not because of just what took place in the world of Cerebus - such as the rape of Astoria, and the portrayal of the Cirinists, but because of his 'tangents' in the back of the book where he all but admitted to being one.<p> His behavior -his psychotic behavior -and there is no other word for it, led to the near destruction of all he had created.<p> I started reading Cerebus in 1980. I stayed until the very bitter end. Through think and very thin. I read him throughout High School then into the Marines then after I got out. An amazing run. I saw him at his very height -and even met him during that time. A very gracious and soft spoken man. I kept reading him even as he hit the depths and beyond, it was at times, tortuous. I think he had something like 30,000 readers per months at his height which for an independent was astronomical. But he would up with something like 12,000 at the end. I was one of them.<p> I would vote for Lord Julius in a heartbeat. Elrod and his ilk only deserve the pointy end of the sword.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Immortal_Fish

    by ebonic_plague

    Who said I have anything against the 2nd amendment? See you in the crosshairs, geek brother. :)

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    This talkback confirms my theory...

    by mullymt

    That geeks and overweight IT guys tend to be paranoid, uninformed, irrational conservatives, rather than the brainy-but-socially-awkward liberals that they are usually stereotyped to be. I'm waiting for somebody to start spouting shit about Ron Paul or the gold standard or the Fed. That would make this talkback complete.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    mullymt, care to substantiate your claims?

    by Immortal_Fish

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Immortal Fish

    by mullymt

    Well, your vague threat of gun violence I think covers two out my three. I don't know if you're overweight though, so I'm sorry if I offended you there.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    mullymt, re: "vague threat of gun violence"

    by Immortal_Fish

    Indeed.<P>Which group continues to work against the 2nd amendment? Conservatives or liberals? Rhetorical question, I know.<P>The question I posed to ebonic_plague was to ask if the 2nd amendment was the only thing holding him back. Meaning that if it weren't for his affiliation's association with despising that pesky amendment that he could take me out right quick.<P>As it turned out, ebonic_plague's response was a threat on my life with the very same weapon in question! And somehow, you spin this around where *I* am the one threatening gun violence?!<P>lol

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    LOL indeed

    by ebonic_plague

    You're so persecuted, Immortal_Fail. It's not like you told me to "bring it on" or anything. If you want to split "definition of 'is'" hairs, I never threatened you with anything, just waxed a little philosophical on the notion of diplomacy through other means. But go ahead and pretend gun violence offends you to score "debate" points. Typical of a dittohead... bully or dare your opponent into action, and then play the victim when they take you up on it. Mission accomplished!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:04 p.m. CST

    ebonic_plague, Alinsky's rule 13

    by Immortal_Fish

    Identify, isolate, freeze and escalate.<P>Both you and mullymt have attempted both on me tonight. Neither of you have succeeded.<P>ebonic_plague, may I remind that it was you, sir, who initially entertained the thought of 'civil war'. It was I that took opportunity to underscore your group's obvious Achilles's heel.<P>Mission, indeed, accomplished. Good day!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:06 p.m. CST

    i would love to line everyone from Fox up against a wall

    by future help

    and blow their brains out.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    ebonic's rule 1

    by ebonic_plague

    Suck your mother's feces off my fucking cock you despicable piece of rancid limbaugh shit. Sir. <p> There, now you can tell the other Klansmen and pedophiles you finally won a debate on the internet. Have a nice fucking day!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Delusions that we're coming for your guns:

    by mullymt

    Three for three this time. You're making this too easy.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:41 p.m. CST

    GUN THREAT ON A TALKBACK

    by BringingSexyBack

    Oh how some people love to drag a talkback into the sewer. Good job, Fish. It's people like you who keep this country from being great.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    IN OTHER NEWS GAME CHANGE SOUNDS LIKE AN EXCELLENT READ

    by BringingSexyBack

    Must pick up a copy

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Re: dragging a TB into the sewer

    by ebonic_plague

    I had a hand in it too. Can't blame dittohead trolls for trolling when I lay the troll bait down like that. Sorry, guys. Not you, though, Immoral_Fail, as when it comes to anything besides movies you and your TB ilk are still a class A blemish on the ass of humanity. But I should leave the troll baiting to guys like Liberal_Warrior and let those of you who still want to bang skulls with these retards to have your talkback. Anyway, didn't mean to (inadvertently) threaten any kind of TB violence, as that's symptomatic of the abyss staring back. But let me tell you, if I see a bunch of tantrum prone Teabaggers taking to the streets with guns like they always threaten to, those days at the range are finally going to come in handy.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    As FOX News' ratings soar and Palin's book hits #1

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    ...It's fun watching liberals attack them in impotent frustration, realizing the complete @$$-whupping the Democrat Party will receive in Nov. 2010, after less than two years of Barack Obama.<p>I and millions of others can hardly WAIT to enter that voting booth, while you dumbly circle-jerk each other on the interwebs! >:)

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    WELL I THINK YOU MEANT A TALKBACKIN' CIVIL WAR

    by BringingSexyBack

    It was Fish who had real guns in mind, as always.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    GHOST YOU SAID THE SAME THING IN '08

    by BringingSexyBack

    Look what happened then. Take up a new delusion.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Oh goody!!

    by WerePlatypus

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    We've already got...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...a TB civil war. <p> And the furries actually won!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9 p.m. CST

    My favoirte talkback is back

    by WerePlatypus

    The one where I'm smart and insightful and everyone else says dumb things.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Ghost, I bet you can't wait...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...with boomers inevitably going the way of the neanderthal, every minute counts! No wonder they oppose abortion and birth control, they need the reinforcements.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:02 p.m. CST

    NO, THAT TALKBACK IS OVER THERE ------->

    by BringingSexyBack

    Subject: Avatar

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:19 p.m. CST

    ^ They all mad.

    by anonymoose

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    This story should be renamed "I was right, you were wrong"

    by crayotic

    Since that's most likely the real point of it. The fact that he even went trolling back through an old talkback just to quote the guy cracks me up even more (unless he wrote it down in a notepad, which wouldn't be too surprising). <br><br> And the fact still remains that Herc would not apologize if he was wrong, although he has consistently pointed it out whenever he's been right.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    will there be pagent runway walking?

    by alice133

    with glenn beck as ed mcmahon!<p>heyyy-ohhhh!!!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    ...wow, party in the PalinBack.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:37 p.m. CST

    FLICKA - YOU NEED TO PICK UP BAYONETTA

    by BringingSexyBack

    when you get your 360. Gratuitous crotch shots galore!

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:44 p.m. CST

    ...I've seen the ad for that. I keep little lists for the...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...future.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:47 p.m. CST

    I Enjoy Fox News, MSNBC, Rush Limbaugh, Air America

    by kevinwillis.net

    What's in this for me?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    "i would love to line everyone from Fox up against a wall"

    by kevinwillis.net

    "and blow their brains out" . . . <br><br>I love liberals. Love 'em! Can you smell the compassion, people?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:49 p.m. CST

    So much for "Fair and Balanced"

    by D.Vader

    Obviously completely Unbalanced. If you can't see that... you're blind.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Time for the next Citizen Kane to come out

    by D.Vader

    Substitute Kane/William Randolph Hearst with Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire tyrant.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10 p.m. CST

    Did anybody watch Palin tonight?

    by ColonelFatheart

    Did she become catatonic and start smearing her makeup off?

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Did Palin become a werewolf on national TV?

    by ColonelFatheart

    She was right about hunting those fuckers from helicopters, I tells ya.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 10:08 p.m. CST

    BSB, I'm Catholic...

    by D.Vader

    And even I can see that the Vatican's review of Avatar is just plain stupid. Let's just all pretend that mankind has never treated nature with reverence before, and to do so is just plain deadly. Cause God and nature are completely incompatible, apparently. <p> Methinks they really should have rethought the obvious connection between God and nature and paid more attention to the "religion" in the film before writing that review.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Fox News Should Be Banned, Deadly Serious

    by FreeBeer

    Nazi News Reel level's of stomach churning propaganda and racism.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:14 p.m. CST

    VADER, I THINK THE VATICAN IS JUST FEELING THREATENED

    by BringingSexyBack

    anytime it feels its mystical hold on followers is at risk. You know, like when Galileo promoted science and insisted the Sun was in fact the center of the solar system ...

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:15 p.m. CST

    KEVIN - I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT BUT

    by BringingSexyBack

    we all know the villains don't deserve compassion.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    The Vatican denouncing Avatar...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...and comparisons to Galileo? Cameron is sporting a 12 inch boner about now.

  • Jan. 12, 2010, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Does anyone with an education listen to the Vatican anymore

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    If you do, you really need to go back to school. <p> If any of my family did I would be embarassed and tell them to read books, listen to their parents and start getting advice from people who live in the real world, have relationships, jobs, kids etc. <p> If any of them continued to want to believe in fairytales I would say go back and read the bible and say that the Pope is the closest thing on this planet to a false god, people almost worship him and treat him as infallable.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:12 a.m. CST

    What's with the "Fox = racist" bullshit? Bitch, please.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    That makes me absolutely positive that you've never even watched Fox News. If you think Fox viewers are all racists, then I can equally assume that MSNBC constantly airs child porn. Yes, that is a fact as of right now. If you watch MSNBC, you want to fuck toddlers. That's just nasty, liberals.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    I thought they should have given the job to Guiliani

    by bigi2na

    Who somehow forgot 9-11 happened while Dubya was President.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:27 a.m. CST

    Blood Bubbles (Uck) All You Have To Do Is Go To YouTube

    by FreeBeer

    ..And type Fox News Racist and you'll find reems of compelling evidence that Fox News is racist. I know that if I struck up conversation with someone in a bar and said and expressed things in the way I see these anchors doing I be pretty certain I was talking to a bigot, and I'd tell him "Fuck You Buddy", down my pint and walk away. If you don't find Fox News distasteful and almost comically biased then I think you probubly have issues with race yourself. I'm not saying other news stations are not biased, but I don't see the blaitant racial sterio typing and pigeonholing I see on Fox. It actually disgusts me. Ther majority of European news stations are far more neutral, usually taking steps to ensure arguements and debates are represented evenly on both sides.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:32 a.m. CST

    And I Said Nothing About Fox Viewers

    by FreeBeer

    I wouldn't presume to say they are all racist, but they are definately not recieving truthful news, but propaganda of the highest order.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:33 a.m. CST

    EDIT "and THEY said and expressed things"

    by FreeBeer

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:37 a.m. CST

    If racism = my refusal to be vilified because I'm white...

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    ... then I must be a racist. But I'd rather be a racist than a baby fucker. But I find it odd to be called a racist by liberals, as I usually have more friends of color than the person accusing me of racism. I've lived with people of color, dated people of color, made sweaty love to people of color. But I'm not ashamed to be white, and I don't needlessly demean myself or my race in an effort to be accepted or appear "down with the struggle". At least I don't cruise child beauty pageants with a pocket full of Starburst, checking out the asses on 6 year olds. Save it for the Countdown forums, you pervs.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:45 a.m. CST

    What Do You Mean Needlessly Demean Yourself?

    by FreeBeer

    What are you refering to? Again, I didn't call you racist (bit over defensive aren't we?) and I have no idea what you're talking about. Not ashamed to be white? Did i say you should be? I think you are one of those, what I like to call "sleeper" racists, in that you're racist, but you don't know it. You don't necessarily dislike other races, but if you watch Fox news and sit there nodding your head thinking "ain't that the truth" you definatly have some issues. Seriously, go to youtube and type racist Fox News. I'm telling you, if an Anchor on Irish news behaved like any given one of these guys it would be national news and they would be disgraced

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:51 a.m. CST

    Here's what you essentially just said:

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    "I didn't say you're a racist. Why did you bring it up after I just made a post implying that people who watch Fox (see: conservatives) are probably racists? You know what I think? I think you're probably a racist, only it's that you're subconsciously racist, thereby proving your point that I'm just waiting for the opportunity to call someone, ANYONE, a racist. It's like you knew what I was thinking before I said it aloud." You know why? Because I DID know what you were thinking before you said it.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST

    Blood Bub

    by FreeBeer

    I didn't say you were a racist, but after you're last post my opinion changed with you ranting about not demeaning yourself. My post was a response to this new information about you. But you are right, Bill O' Reilyy isn't a racist at all

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST

    My Main Problem With ALL Amercain News Stations

    by FreeBeer

    Is that all of them are biased one way or another. A news station should be completely neutral, because people need to have all the information to formed informed opinions of their own. Most people watch a single news station, so unless you have both views on a single station them the public are only getting half the story. The fact that ther eis one news station for right wing and one for left is insanity, it's fucking brainwashing

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Well, we can agree on that at least.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    There is no such thing as unbiased media (that goes for everywhere, I've lived all over the world and I have yet to see a completely free and fair media outlet). The only caveat I have to your statement is that American media is more like one network for the "right wing" and about half a dozen for the left. Either way, I'm snapping my imaginary suspenders in self-satisfaction right now. Pleasant dreams.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:02 a.m. CST

    Not Saying Fox Viewers Are Racist

    by FreeBeer

    But they are being fed racist views, SAFELY racist views, not too extreme mind you, but SAFELY racist, so nobody gets into trouble

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:10 a.m. CST

    And America Stations Are MUCH more biased

    by FreeBeer

    Than dedicated news channels in either Ireland or England or France. Irish News, BBC, Euronews, all hosted but expressionless Anchors who serve only to tell you the events of the day and nothing more. If an Anchor is interviewing two men from different political parties, then he or she will grill each party with equal vigor. Even Sky News, which is actually owned by Fox News I believe, isn't nearly as biased as it Amercan counter part. Sorry if I implied you were racist I know you are likely not, it's hard to condemn a station for being biased without it seeming as though you are implying its viewers are also. I'm sure most viewers don't realise how one sided and narrow minded Fox News is without being able to compare it to mostly impartial foreign media

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:13 a.m. CST

    And You Say You've Being All Over The World

    by FreeBeer

    But you must not have watched much news my friend, because you just simply wrong

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:19 a.m. CST

    And I Love The Way If The Want To Express..

    by FreeBeer

    ..A particularly, out right racist opinion, they guy a black guy, or and asian woman to do it, you see bcause it just can't be racist if it's coming from a black person or an asian person, can it?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 2:58 a.m. CST

    As a minority, I've always found it pathetic...

    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    ...How desperately modern liberals cling to the "race card" and accuse those who don't agree with them as being racist. Especially considering that the KKK was created by and flourished under the political power of Democrats, a greater percentage of Republicans voted for the Civil Rights Act of the 1960s than Democrats, liberal idiots like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and Jeremiah Wright have made careers out of race-baiting and profited from stirring up conflict between blacks and whites, and Democrats from Obama to Reid and Bill Clinton think nothing of saying the most ignorant and insensitive things about people of different races.<p>What makes it so bad, though, is the completely blind hypocrisy liberals have regarding their racist behavior and attitudes. They self-righteously regard themselves as somehow "enlightened," but will be the first person to stab their white grandmother or their black "friends" in the back, if they think they can get away with it. All the while promoting programs like "Ebonics" and welfare dependence that do nothing more than keep minorities economically and socially crippled.<p>Conservative racists, at least, are honest about their feelings. Democrats lie CONSTANTLY about their racist attitudes and are the first ones to project those beliefs on anyone they happen to disagree with. The combination of stubborn ignorance and duplicity liberals employ is pretty disgusting, and it's sad that so many minorities — particularly blacks — have been hoodwinked into political slavery by them over the years... voting en masse for the Democrat Party year after year and getting little to nothing in return, based on the lie that Republicans are their enemies.<p> Unfortunately, things never change, it seems. The Democrats have simply traded in physical chains for psychological ones, in order to keep minorities "in their place." And FAR too many have become dependent and come to believe that they're better off tilling the Dems' fields, when the exact opposite is true.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:02 a.m. CST

    Oh yeah, host of Red Eye & everyone on it. Republicans.

    by Orionsangels

    Imagine that more Republicans on Fox News. You even have comedians like Jim Norton on that show. Who you'd think would be smarter than to be a Republican.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:14 a.m. CST

    There shouldn't even be Political Parties anymore.

    by Orionsangels

    Political Parties used to disagree, but could come together for the good of the country. Each party would respect the president, no matter what party he belong too. Oh, but not today. Today it's all about unconditional love for ones Party. You will agree with your Party no matter what! It's about being biased. It's about your team winning. If someone in your party has gay sex in a bathroom. It's ok. You forgive the guy or even better, just ignore the story. If you're on the other Party though. Make sure to talk about it every chance you get. Some Parties are worse than others, because their Party is lumped in with Religion. So they push God on you a lot.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 5:48 a.m. CST

    TheGhostWhoLurks

    by BurnHollywood

    "Conservative racists, at least, are honest about their feelings. Democrats lie CONSTANTLY about their racist attitudes and are the first ones to project those beliefs on anyone they happen to disagree with."<p> So, given the choice between living next door to a full-blown Klansman or a latte-liberal with a patronizing attitude, a black family should go with the Klansman?<p> ROFLMAO. Your logic sucks.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 6:04 a.m. CST

    God's Brother

    by BurnHollywood

    "Hey America... how long do you figure your country has got if things keep going the way they have? And I'm not talking about Obama's presidency or Bush's whatever, I mean the fact that, if you believe what you see on CNN, FOX, etc., you all seem to be completely stupid and shallow and headed for cultural, social and political annihilation. From up here in Canada, it really does seem like you are destroying yourselves."<p> Now, THAT'S fucking funny...a Canadian, who's parliament is COMPLETELY paralyzed with a leftist majority and a right-wing PM (because you guys just don't "do" coalitions, LOL) and is culturally torn every which way the compass points between English and French, indigenous and white, prairie and metropolitan, etc. is lecturing us Americans on how we're heading for "annihilation".<p> Don't believe the hype. The American right has nothing going for it at this point, just their big mouths. You can't whine your way back into power...the Democrats tried that all through the 80s. Now they're playing tough, and the GOP doesn't like the taste of its own medicine.<p> To steal a quote from Kristen Wiig's Pelosi, "Boo hoo, what about us...gimme a break."

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:34 a.m. CST

    If she gets fingerbanged

    by parissun

    at the end of each segment then I'm there. Otherwise, I couldn't give a damn.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:12 a.m. CST

    hey Metroid_Fetish

    by harper54

    That is the most apt description I've ever heard about this SP. I've seen guys in the subway beg for change with as much "charisma". I think all that adds up to is a strong sense of thinking-you-are-correct. I fear for the ol'USA. I really do...

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Whose Nailin Paylin

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    definetely worth a look

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Palin gets a job beacuse she's cognitively impaired (Retarded)

    by Dark Doom

    The Americans with Disabilities Act Amendments Act of 2008 On September 25, 2008, the President signed the Americans with Disabilities Act Amendments Act of 2008 ("ADA Amendments Act" or "Act"). The Act emphasizes that the definition of disability should be construed in favor of broad coverage of individuals to the maximum extent permitted by the terms of the ADA and generally shall not require extensive analysis

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:54 a.m. CST

    Damn you no spell check!!! Oh yeah I'd do Palin anyway.

    by Dark Doom

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:04 a.m. CST

    BSB: Villains and Compassion

    by kevinwillis.net

    There's always a reason the rules we think should apply to others don't apply to us. Hypocrisy is a universal human trait. Not to mention, we often demonstrate the failings we are criticizing others for in the process of conducting that very criticism.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    TheGhostWhoLurks: Conservative Racists

    by kevinwillis.net

    . . . aren't being conservative. "Pure" conservatism is race and ethnicity neutral. A racist conservative is picking and choosing where they want to be conservative. Having objections to people based on the color of their skin or their ethnic background regardless of anything else is the antithesis of conservatism. You meet any racists who claim to be conservative, ask them how a philosophy of individual responsibility and individual freedom is compatible with judging somebody, or treating somebody differently, based on their lineage--a thing the individual has no control over. Or ask them what skin pigmentation has to do with individual merit. Etc.<br><br>Not much to do about liberal racists, as their racism is giving the compassionate blessing of their own conscience, as well as the blessing of the MSM, so nothing you can say will talk them out of the idea that certain ethnic groups with certain legacy can ever overcome their history, or the discrimination of others, without the help of (or complete dependence on) big-hearted liberal white people.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:31 a.m. CST

    "ask them how a philosophy of individual responsibility..."

    by Subtitles_Off

    What?<P>From the dictionary:<P>con⋅serv⋅a⋅tism [kuhn-sur-vuh-tiz-uhm] –noun<P> 1. the disposition to preserve or restore what is established and traditional and to limit change.<P> 2. the principles and practices of political conservatives.<P>Your "individual responsibility and freedom" bullshit is the stuff of patronizing mommy-talk that you picked up from applying Ayn Randian philosophy to status-quo politics. Don't congratulate yourself for ethnic neutrality. And don't fool yourself for a moment: Status-quo politics are stacked in favor of one race. The race in power.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Subtitles_Off: You Have a Dictionary?

    by kevinwillis.net

    Awesome. So now that Obama is president, which race is in power?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:01 a.m. CST

    NO, KEVIN

    by BringingSexyBack

    The distinction between good and bad is pretty objective. Exploiting, harming people ... you can conjur up all the pseudo-justifications you want, but that doesn't change the basic fact that those are bad, bad things.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    BIGOTRY AND PREJUDICE IS A HUMAN TRAIT

    by BringingSexyBack

    The difference between Libs and Right-Wingers is how you act on them. Wingers tend to cross well into racism territory.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:08 a.m. CST

    WHITES WEREN'T IN POWER WHEN BUSH WAS PRESIDENT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Or was that how you viewed things, Kev?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    CORRECTION: PREJUDICE IS A HUMAN TRAIT

    by BringingSexyBack

    The other things are bad.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:19 a.m. CST

    McGooCain: You are SO Cute!

    by kevinwillis.net

    "you sure are one fucked up asshole - does your mental illness hgava a diagnosis?"<br><br>That is just precious. <br><br>"I enjoy reading your stupidity- because you think it is so profound"<br><br>Well, I'm glad you enjoy it, but do I really think my stupidity is so profound? How do you know that? And how come I don't?<br><br>Or by "profound" do you mean "obvious"?<br><br>Stay classy, Jim Backus.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    BSB: Subtitles_Off Told Me That . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    Politics are stacked in favor of the race in power. He didn't tell me which race was in power now, or what the criteria was, so I was curious.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    McGooCain: You're Funny!

    by kevinwillis.net

    "The human race you stupid, racist fuck. You are pathetic..."<br><br> You're funny. Or very meta-ironic. Are you a comedian? Or just sort of a renaissance-man philosopher?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Palin admitted she thought Iraq planned 9-11 last night.

    by HoboCode

    Of course she probably thought this from watching Fox News. What a fucking dolt.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:25 a.m. CST

    wow, this has really

    by harper54

    descended into wretched tit-for-tat-ery here!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:26 a.m. CST

    BTW, BSB: When Bush Was President

    by kevinwillis.net

    Texans were in power, the way the Good Lord meant it to be.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:29 a.m. CST

    I Agree about Bad Things, BSB

    by kevinwillis.net

    Harming people and exploiting people are bad. Some things are unquestionably bad things. There are things that are objectively good and bad, although I believe there are some whose subjective experience of objective realities lead them to the wrong conclusions about what actually constitutes good and what actually constitutes bad. <br><br>Man, that was profound. My stupidity really is profound. Am I extra-double stupid-smart or what?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Fox's Adult channel Foxxx will also have a Palin show

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    The Great American Gangbang - " All three of Sarah Palin's holes plugged by a white, black and hispanic guy - you betcha!"

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Did Iraq Plan 9/11 . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    Or did 9/11 Plan Iraq?<br><br> Discuss.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:39 a.m. CST

    TheGhostWhoLurks, I'm Not A Liberal

    by FreeBeer

    I'm not even Americain. how I feel aout Fox has nothing to do with my political views, it how the people on Fox behave, seriously, it's outrageous, you just wouldn't get away with it on television over here, maybe it's just because you're all so used to it in the States

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:43 a.m. CST

    kevinwillis.net

    by BurnHollywood

    "When Bush Was President Texans were in power, the way the Good Lord meant it to be."<p> Did the Good Lord intend for him to be such a fuck-up?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:44 a.m. CST

    BurnHollywood: Yes.

    by kevinwillis.net

    Yes. Yes, He did.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Remember the controversy when Bill O' Reilly

    by FreeBeer

    "Discussing his recent dinner with Rev. Al Sharpton at the Harlem restaurant Sylvia's, Bill O'Reilly reported that he "couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship." O'Reilly added: "There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea'" And yes, I've heard all his explainations and excuses, and I don't buy it for a second.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Gross.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    I see there have been a lot of comments made by pedophiles since last night. All of you had better stay away from my little niece and nephews, that's all I'm saying. On another note, I remember when liberals were considered the funny, edgey ones. Now they're lame. I haven't seen any funny or cool liberal comments on this thread, and that disappoints me. I guess being the party in power (and thus being responsible for everything) really is soul-crushing and hazardous to your humor.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 11:11 a.m. CST

    FreeBeer: Bill O'Reilly is a Creep

    by kevinwillis.net

    Irrespective of his supposed politics.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    BLOOD DID YOU REALLY PULL THE PEDO CARD?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Lame.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:08 p.m. CST

    George W. Bush Accomplishment list

    by Dark Doom

    1) Not finding WMDs. 2) Starting a war with the wrong country 3) Inability to get a fucking bottle of water to New Orleans in under a week 4)Ignoring the CIA, NSA, MI6 and any intelligence agency about 911 5) Worst economic depression since 1929 Wow I'm impressed.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Mr. _Bathwater...

    by ebonic_plague

    Sorry, but right wing fundies pretty much own the pedo thing, just with the Catholic priest demographic. But keep grasping for that straw.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:29 p.m. CST

    LOL Freebeer, I remember when that asshole O'reilly

    by Stalkeye

    got into trouble for those patronizing,underlying racist remarks. What a fucking douche.That and he called Mr. T. "Boy" fuck him, FOX News and AICN resident "CONservative"TBers.<p>I knew this thread would bring out all the right wingnut assholes.McGoo and BSB keep fighting the good fight!<p>Respect.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Notice it is the Losers talking!

    by killianx

    If Sarah was aweful why does she still have such a strong following? Why id her book do so well? What is going on here is a bunch of "men" tryto do some CYA since they are the ones who have a lions share of the responsibility for losing the election. I think they will do anything to try and torpedo Palins chances in 2012 because if she were to get the Nom and win or even at least have a good campaign it would illustrate how inept these people really are and then they would not work in DC ever again.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Conservative vs. Liberal SCUM BAGS!!!!

    by bosskmr

    If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:55 p.m. CST

    Dark Doom, some questions for you, since you turned

    by Coughlins Laws

    this into an attack on Bush, somehow...<p>1) You honestly expected W himself to be in Iraq searching wharehouses and digging in sand dunes looking for WMDs that the entire Planet thought Saddam STILL had?<p>2) How did we start a war with the wrong country? Osama bin Laden was hiding in caves like a cockroach in Afghanistan and Saddam Hussein violated 18 UN Resolutions that HE AGREED TO in order to stay in power, AND he kicked out Weapons Inspectors for 5 years and showed ZERO PROOF that he destroyed all his WMDs and WMD programs...<p>3)First of all, New Orleans was ORDERED evacuated, and the incompetent Democrat Mayor and Democrat Governor did NOTHING ABOUT IT. Second of all, what would you have had Bush do differently?<p>4)What exactly could Bush (or any President)have done differently with the intelligence we had? Would you have been for the round up of these 19 Muslims (most without records) before this happened? We can't even stop Muslim bombers from getting on planes NOW, AFTER 9/11 happened because of Political Correctnes...<p>5)Actually, the economy didn't deepen and unemployment didn't go over 10% until AFTER Obama was elected. Bush lost Congress in 2006. He's been a lame duck since 2007. What specifically do you think Bush did to cause a recession/depression, when Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama have been running the country since January 2007?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Plus, for those of you that believe that book featured

    by Coughlins Laws

    in the 60 Minutes story, do you honestly believe what was said? Really? You really believe that Sarah Palin DIDN'T KNOW that there was a North Korea and a South Korea, something every 5th Grader knows? Do you REALLY believe that Palin was a week away from a Debate Performance of Distasterously Epic Proportions when she more than held her own with Biden just a week later?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Excellent response Coughlins Laws

    by bosskmr

    Libs still blame Bush for everything.......it's time for Obama and the democratic Congress to take responsibility for the crap they've caused. ......that's right LIBERALS take responsibility for NOTHING!!!!!!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    bosskmr

    by HoboCode

    What crap, pray tell, have Obama and Congress caused? Name one fucking thing.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 2:16 p.m. CST

    McGooCain: So, Which Do You Think It Is?

    by kevinwillis.net

    "but you also think God favors putting dumb, incompetent people in power and you spew racism without knowing it, unless you are just trying to be funny."<br><br> I'm honestly curious. Sometimes I think I'm being too subtle. Or too oblique.<br><br>" you are just afraid of change which defines your political thought if you are a conservative,"<br><br>Well, I can't be too afraid of change, given that I used to be a pretty liberal fellow, and now I'm a pretty conservative fellow. Used to work in private industry, now I work for the (county) government. And I'd be all for certain kinds of change. Like big fat tax cuts across the board, that don't sunset or expire. Now, that's change I can believe in. Or, given liberals complain about tax cuts for the top 5%, lets see Democrats propose a nice fat tax cut for the bottom 95%. It's still change. And I'm not afraid. Bring it on!<br><br> I'm all for trying drug decriminalization, legalization of marijuana, etc. Just like Bill Buckley. That's change. All for giving it a go.<br><br>There are some change that I'm not for that you may not be for either: the Bush administration changed a pretty long standing tradition of not conducting pre-emptive wars with our venture into Iraq. I would prefer that we don't conduct pre-emptive wars. One example.<br><br> "it is more healthy to disagree with people rather than sit in an echo chamber of similar thought" <br><br>I think it's useful to both--the "echo chamber" can amplify and clarify and inform on issues, even if you already agree with the substance, yet it's good to listen to dissenting points of view, for much the same reason. That's why I'm said Air America is off the air in my area now. One of my favorite blogs is Ezra Klein, and I don't agree with him about much.<br><br>"it is THE LAWS that make people decide how to act morally, I am now convinced -- if there were not the threat of punishment hanging over certain acts"<br><br>Or consequences. Behavior is often modified or constricted by clear and immediate consequences (like enforced laws), and less so when consequences seem much less certain or the far in the future (laws that aren't enforced, the national debt, a steady diet of cheeseburgers). Whether one accepts or denies climate change, one of the problems the argument has is that consequences (if any) are well into the future, and attempts to make the issue seem more urgent seem disingenuous. New York will be flooded in 10 years? Didn't you say that 10 years ago?<br><br>"but the loopidy-loop way you say it leaves the thought a tad muddled"<br><br>My apologies. I'm trying to be as clear and brief as I can, but that's always more of an ongoing goal than an actual achievement.<br><br> As far as putting the Christ back in Christmas, you'd have to get rid of both the materialism and the commercialism of the holiday. Which seems highly unlikely. Who doesn't like getting a new DVD or two on Christmas?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    BTW, Bush Was a Big Spender

    by kevinwillis.net

    Spent more and oversaw a larger growth of government than Bill Clinton did. So, Bush was no friend of the conservative in that area. While Obama's spending is well on the way to outstripping Bush (and every president before him), one cannot argue that Bush set any kind of example. He spent like a drunken sailor, and so did the Republican house and senate, when they had the reigns. There's something about the chance to spend other people's money that makes politicians on both sides go koo-koo for Cocopuffs.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Well, hobocode, they promised that unemployment

    by Coughlins Laws

    wouldn't go over 8% if they passed their reckless spending bill (which didn't work), unemployment is now over 10% and looks to stay that high for another year or so. Also, Obama is trying to push through the Cap and Tax legislation, which will raise the average families energy bill about $3,000 a year (breaking his no new taxes on those making under $250,000 a year pledge). He's also pushing through the job-killing and Health Care Rationing Abortion of a plan in Congress, which will be a disaster and cause people to have their taxes raised on their Health Plans, force you to buy Health Care whether you want it or not, and send you to jail if you DON'T buy health insurance. That's just for starters. Anything else?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Yes, Bush was a HUGE spender. Not a real conservative

    by Coughlins Laws

    And Obama is 5 times worse, adding more to the Debt in 2 years than Bush did in 8 years. Obama has agreed to spend more in the next 10 years than EVERY President in US history combined, and that's before Obamacare passes...

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Coughlins: But It Was Worse Than Bush Told Them

    by kevinwillis.net

    So it's Bush's fault. Indeed, we may have the first president in history who can continue to blame things on the previous administration well into his second term. ;)<br><br>Healthcare, on top of Cap and Trade (or vice versa)--both plans with immediate costs and little or no immediate benefits--are not things likely to help the Democrats popularity. So, I'm all for them. I hope Obama gets Cap and Tax, and the sooner, the better. <br><br>And they will probably get Cap and Trade. Goldman Sachs and other Wallstreet firms stand to make billions in making carbon credits the 20-teens new derivatives market.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Coughlins Laws

    by HoboCode

    Seriously? A 2% rise in unemployment? That's all you got? That's the catastrophe the Dems have reaped? Fine. I take responsibility for it. Obama has taken responsibility for it. I'm sure he's already aplogized for it. Something Bush never did. He only made excuses. If you or anyone else thinks digging ourselves out of Bush's hole is going to happen overnight then you are seriously delusional. It will take time. And hell the other things haven't even happened yet. You just expect the worst because of your Fox News brainwashing. <p> One last thing. What's a casualty?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:08 p.m. CST

    McGooCain, I don't like Bush. He wasn't a good President

    by Coughlins Laws

    Hobocode, unemployment was 6% when Obama was elected. It was 7% when he was inaugurated. It's over 10%. I'm glad you think 30 million people out of work is no big deal. The point is, Obama has been a failure at just about EVERYTHING he's done so far. That's why he has the lowest approval rating after one year than any President in history...

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Let me get this straight, Hobocode, are you actually

    by Coughlins Laws

    saying that it's OK that Obama is an incompetent failure because he admits he is? Interesting...

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:10 p.m. CST

    KevinWillis.net is good people.

    by ebonic_plague

    Believe me, I'm not one to usually consider a self proclaimed Palin supporter and critic of Bill Hicks to be anything but a waste of space, but if you can't tell from his posts in here, and other similar TB's, that he's a decent guy (albeit with baffling opinions), you need to read his posts a little more closely. If more of the GOP faithful were able to express themselves like Kevin, I'd have a lot more (read: some) respect for them. Cheers, KW.N. <p> Coughlin's, though... someone flush that thing.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Ghostwholurks AKA Chrisssmm would even blame Obama for..

    by Stalkeye

    ...Earthquake in Haiti. "His Surplus package was so huge, it caused a major fault around the world,WHHAAAAHH"!<P>Give it up already.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Coughlins Laws

    by HoboCode

    No, I'm saying that if you are going to be an incompetent failure, at least it's better if you admit your failings rather than lie to yourself and others and dig the hole deeper. You know? Like the last asshole in the oval office who failed at everything he ever attempted in life.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:16 p.m. CST

    McGoopain, who did I ever say I hated? There's alot

    by Coughlins Laws

    of hatred on this site, but 90% of it comes from the liberal side. I've never wished death on someone or resort to personal attacks like most of the people who attack me...

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:17 p.m. CST

    It was funny to watch Palin on O'reilly last night.

    by Orionsangels

    Accusing other News Networks of being biased. If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. I don't know what is, hehe!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:23 p.m. CST

    McGooCain: My Liberal Leanings

    by kevinwillis.net

    "you sometimes make sense and have an honesty streak"<br><br>I think McGooCain just told me I'm a credit to my race. Well, thank you, boss. :)

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Newsflash!

    by killianx

    Obama himself as admitted he has fallen short of his own promise. He admits he has fosted derisiveness rather than bipartisanship.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Bush a failure at everything? Really? He had a few

    by Coughlins Laws

    accomplishments. After following Clinton's way of handling terrorism for the first 6 or so months of his term, he became much more aggressive and kept America safe for 7 and a half years. Obama's allowed at least 3 attempted/successful attacks so far. Under Bush we had an extremely prosperous economy for 7 and a half years, with lower unemployment than under Clinton or Reagan. In his personal life he was a very successful baseball owner, increasing the value of the team. He was an extremely successful and popular Governor of Texas. He's had some noteworthy accomplishments...<p>Let's look at Obama's accomplishments after Law School.... Uhhhhh, he gathered people on a street corner with a bullhorn... Uhhhh, he voted a record number of times for present, showing his lack of leadership skills and inability to make decisions in a timely manner.... Uhhhh, he failed miserably at getting the Olympics in Chicago. In fact, after all his glad handing and back slapping, Chicago was eliminated in the first vote... Uhhhh, he is so unpersuasive that he can't even get the super-majority of the Dems in Congress to pass his Health Care boondoggle without bribery and late night votes on weekends or get more than 40% of the American people to support him on Health Care... Uhhhh, despite the best press any President has gotten in history, he can't even maintain above 50% in approval after one year, cementing himself as the least popular President after one year in history...<p>I could go on and on with Obama failures if you want....

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:29 p.m. CST

    My Criticism of Bill Hicks

    by kevinwillis.net

    I understand lots of people love the guy. He's just not my cup of tea, because jokes about how people need to blow their brains out don't do it for me. That's just me. Your mileage may vary.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Bill Hicks just was mean and angry. He didn't just

    by Coughlins Laws

    make fun of people. He made it seem like they had no right to exist...

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Obama Has Been Entirely Too Successful

    by kevinwillis.net

    If you ask me. Although, as with Clinton, I'm still waiting for that middle-class tax cut.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Yes, The Christ Back Into Christmas Cookies

    by kevinwillis.net

    I got that. Very funny! It's like a variation on the "Christ Back Into Christmas" thing, only applied to cookies. Hilarious!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:41 p.m. CST

    PAT ROBERTSON SAYS HAITIANS PUNISHED BY GOD

    by BringingSexyBack

    for their pact with the Devil. I'm so glad to have him as my spiritual leader. Along with Harry Knowles.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:43 p.m. CST

    McGoo, no it's NOT made up. If you don't buy Health

    by Coughlins Laws

    Insurance, they fine you. If you don't pay the fine, you go to jail. Therefore, if you don't buy Health Insurance under Obama/Reid/Pelosicare, you can go to jail. I can direct you to the passage that says this. I feel sorry for you, being so ignorant yet still trying to have an adult conversation...<p>As far as Palin being dumb as a 5th grader, what do you base this on?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:45 p.m. CST

    And that's why...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...you're a class act, Kev. Seriously. I get a kick out of his angry rants (one of the few ultra-liberals with wit AND the balls to not comprimise their view for material success) but I always liked that he ended his routines with an appeal for people to really act in accordance with their professed Christian ideals. But I can see how the anger turns some people off.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Of course Bush didn't fail at everything

    by Luscious.868

    He was damn good at ordering other people's kids to kill brown people.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Pat Robertson Thinks Everybody is Being Punished by God

    by kevinwillis.net

    Mr. Happy Sunshine, that guy.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 3:48 p.m. CST

    fostered bipartisinship?

    by HoboCode

    Are you fucking kidding me? the reason for most of Obama's and Congress' problems is because he has tried to cater to the other side of the aisle too much, only to have a hand put in his face every time.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    is herc poor?

    by celebritydave

    or was he raped as a child?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Bipartisanship Is Nice Is Theory . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    But in practice, how are you supposed to move anything of any importance as part of a bipartisan effort? Democrats aren't going to support big tax cuts or deregulation or dumping cash into the military, Republicans aren't likely to support a big new social entitlements or nationalizing healthcare, etc. <br><br> Arguing that one politician or another is bad because they aren't "cooperating" or "collaborating" with their ideological opposites is silly. How do you cooperate when one person wants to do something and the other doesn't. And, in DC, you got to mix in the political disadvantages of cooperating and not. Does Obama's base want him to cooperate or seek the input of Republicans or conservatives, or compromise his initiatives based on the complaints of Republicans? Because that's what bipartisanship means.<br><br>Does the Republican base want Republicans to compromise, reach across the aisle, and do Democrat-lite? It would seem that most of them would not.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Yes, ebonic_plague, liberals are child molestors.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    It's a fact. All you have to do is turn on MSNBC at any point during the day, and you will be blasted in the face with raw kiddie porn. I don't make the rules, I just call it like I see it. To its credit, CNN only airs child pornography about 65% of every weekday, and about 50% of weekends, but that's still a lot of baby molestation. Liberals should be ashamed of themselves.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 4:30 p.m. CST

    But to be fair to MSNBC/CNN/Daily Show viewers/child molestors..

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    ... I'm a racist because I watch Glenn Beck sometimes. It's just a matter of which is worse, I guess.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 4:40 p.m. CST

    I'll say it again- this talkback

    by schadenfreudian

    is very useful in determining which people need to be isolated and studied.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 4:55 p.m. CST

    COUGHLINS I WISH YOUR PARANOIA WAS A JETTL-TYPE

    by BringingSexyBack

    gag. Seriously, if you think imprisonment follows non-coverage you are truly delusional. McGoo ... how do you stand debating this guy? His talking point list is still stuck in 10/08.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Mr. _Bathwater...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...yeah, good luck trying to make "fetch" happen there, buddy.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    The thing about Palin

    by schadenfreudian

    I found her nomination as McCain's VP candidate to be a purely cynical political move. She speaks to a specific segment of the population. It's the same segment that likes catch phrases, bumper stickers and Cliff's Notes (they're also the same people who voted for Bush the 2nd time around). <P>I seriously doubt that folksy speech she employs is anything other than the way she actually speaks. But I don't think that makes her dumb, necessarily. <P> Essentially, I think she got in over her head, especially during that Katie Curic interview, and it blew up in her face. But she definitely has the charisma to rally the right's base, and I think it's foolish to dismiss her out of hand.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 5:35 p.m. CST

    BSB/McGooCain

    by schadenfreudian

    Apparently you guys are the same kind of condescending asshole that I am. <P> Welcome to the club. Now let's make fun of people who enjoy 2 1/2 men.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    McGoo, it matters not that you are too ignorant to know

    by Coughlins Laws

    what's in the Health Care bills being forced through Congress against the will of the American people. You WILL be forced to buy insurance and if you refuse to, you WILL go to jail. The wording is very clear on this. I can direct you to the exact passage if you ask for it, but you choose to keep your head in the sand. Why do you think the majority of Americans don't want this? We have been reading what is in this travesty, this job killer, this health care rationing boondoggle. You really should do some research and not just blindly trust everything this President tells you, just because you liked the way he gave the same speech over and over again for 2 years. You've been warned about this guy before the election. Don't get mad now because an ever increasing majority of Americans can now see he's nothing more than an incompetent, empty suit who is in WAYYYY over his head...

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    NOT WORTHY OF AICN NEWS

    by LT Weezie

    This piece of trivial crap is NOT worthy of AICN. She is an embarrassment to intelligent women everywhere. I hope they give her a Primer on what a SPORT is...oh and by the way...hunting is NOT a sport...in a sport, both sides equally have the opportunity to prevail. Maybe she will start to take pot-shots at some of the teams she will be critiquing. I hope they have bullet-proof vests for her verbal barbs...let alone with REAL type! Like a bad film, this one will be "On DVD, Blu-Ray, and HBO in 3 months!".

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    BATTLE_ROYALE

    by BringingSexyBack

    You're on. The talkbacks are overflowing with prey. The game, it is afoot.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Keep crying, libs.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    You're giving me a hard-on.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    "You're giving me a hard-on."

    by ebonic_plague

    Turned on by crying... spoken like a true date-rapist.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:37 p.m. CST

    And McGooCain...

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    ... conservatism and impotence are mutually exclusive. Impotence is better associated with liberalism, as it encourages feminine, effete character.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:38 p.m. CST

    A few more tears, ebonic_plague.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    I'm almost there. God, can I call you sometime? Your blubbering is better than porn.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Crying? Really?

    by ebonic_plague

    Uh, fuckstick, have you looked at the scoreboard, lately? Glenn Beck cries hard enough every night to raise the sea level single handedly. What is there for a liberal to be sad about, aside from the fact that it's not (yet) legal to hunt you people for sport?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Good one, McGooCain!

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    Fuck the Chappelle Show! I wanna repeat your one-liners with my friends while we joke and punch each other in the arm at frat parties! The bitches will think I'm funnier, too! You're fucking gold, man! Thanks! :D But please stop fingering toddlers, that's not cool. :(

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    PS- I'm actually 8.

    by ebonic_plague

    And a dude. I bet that just made you cum. <p> What were you saying about the political affiliation of pedophiles, earlier?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    Bitch, please.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    Like I'm worried about being hunted by pacifistic, pussy libs. You bitches don't even know which end the bullet comes out. And liberals should be sad about the fact that their females love my long stroke. Ask my GF, she's a lib (or at least she was, until after dating me for a week).

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    And yes, I know pacifistic isn't a word.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    Just wanted to test...

    by vettebro

    The paragraph and line breaks. <br> The solution is to VOTE ALL the incumbents out of office next election cycle. (This year!) <p> In the words of Nike...JUST DO IT!!!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:03 p.m. CST

    "Ask my GF"

    by ebonic_plague

    Suuuuuure. All you have to do now is brag about your awesome cage fighting skills and dare everyone to come fight you, you'll be a certified internet forum badass!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Is having a girlfriend unusual in your neck of the woods?

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:11 p.m. CST

    McGoo, thanks again for proving my point. You can't debate

    by Coughlins Laws

    with me without losing, so you might as well personally attack me, and just for the hell of it, attack the 25 million or so who watch 2 and a Half Men and insinuate they're dumb because it isn't EDGY comedy like you'd get from Bill Hicks. Thanks again for proving that you have no confidence in anything you say. When you personally attack me and can't refute one thing I've said, that means YOU LOSE!!!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:17 p.m. CST

    If liberals truly believed in abortion...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...then why do those morons keep with their selective breeding? <p>Makes you wonder if some of these neoliberals had their brains scratched out by clothes hangers during botched abortions. </p>

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:22 p.m. CST

    BTW...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama and Harry Reid continue to suck. <p>Of course, they are sucking the money out of our nation and giving it in handouts to those who might vote for them. </p><p>Ahhhh...ultra-liberalism in action. </p> <p>There are still quite a few MORONS who think that Obama's health care plan results in FREE health care. LOL! It is merely a federal law that requires you to BUY insurance from companies that liberals approve of -- or you get fined and go to jail! </p> If this were to pass (God forbid!), can you imagine the revolution that will take place when all of those morons who voted for Obama realize that they are going to jail because they couldn't/wouldn't buy his health care?!? :LOL:

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Yeah, McGooCain, I'm a bully.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    You even insult like a liberal. You can't fake man talk, princess. Masculine self-assurance is the province of conservatives. Save your limp attempts at "gotcha" for the bath houses and the knitting circles.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    Who cares about Sarah "Cuntbucket" Palin?

    by BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER

    She's an idiot and a bore.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    No, I have your girlfriend regularly.

    by ebonic_plague

    She and your mother still have a lot of liberal in them... namely, me.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Look, it's jjjjjiiiiisssssm!

    by ebonic_plague

    Still full of shit, I see. Hey, Bathwater over there is giving you the eye, might want to cut back on those tears, captain. He likes the surprise sex.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Applause for you, ebonic_plague.

    by Blood_Bubbles_in_Bathwater

    At least you're beginning to show a little effort. It was still weak, as I could probably get the same kind of commentary at a fifth grade lunch table, but at least you've stopped sniveling.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:27 p.m. CST

    BASEMENT_CHEETOH_EATER...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...and Obama is a "D" community college student (seriously) who got into Columbia due to Affirmative Action. However, he has refused to allow the media to check his scholastic records (ala John Kerry...who criticized Bush's intelligence until we learned that his GPA was lower than Bush's GPA at the same school during the same time). <p>Pot calling kettle...? </p>

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:29 p.m. CST

    ebonic_plague...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Are you talking out of your asshole? <p>Your words smell like shit. </p> BTW, you should stop eating the shit that falls from Pelosi's, Obama's and Reid's toilets. If you aren't careful, you will catch a disease. Yikes! </p> But hey...thanks for the attempt at an introduction! You almost sounded...clever. =)

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:30 p.m. CST

    I bet you're no stranger...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...to the fifth grade lunch table. No tears like a crying fifth grader's to get your juices flowing, eh Bath?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Fevered visions of assholes...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...winking suggestively at you from all sides, everywhere you turn? <p> Sounds like Ted Haggart might have a brochure for a retreat that might interest you, jjjjiiiisssm. But then again, I'm now sure that you and Bathwater will get along famously.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:35 p.m. CST

    Ebonic...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    You seem to have first hand knowledge about "fifth graders" and "juices flowing." <p>Be careful, or the next words you hear during your next rendezvous will be, </p> "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen..."

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Schism - you motarded macaque muncher

    by Liberal_Warrior

    Still spewing the sweat you sucked off of Palins left nut?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:39 p.m. CST

    Awwww, ebonic_plague...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...are you the product of a botched abortion? Did Mommy scratch your brain with that clothes hanger...but not hard enough? <p> Cheer up: Maybe your mom will find out who your dad is one day...and maybe he will be brave enough to claim you as his own! </p> Just don't open your mouth when you meet him. Your breath smells like shit when you continuously regurgitate the shit that falls from Pelosi's toilet. =P

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:40 p.m. CST

    Liberal_Warrior...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    I can't hear you when you have ebonics, Pelosi's and Obama's cocks in your mouth simultaneously. <p>Advice: Don't swallow. </p> Advice 2: Check your mouth for sores.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:43 p.m. CST

    C'mon, jjjjissssm...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...recycling my punchlines from the same talkback? Coulnd't remember what rhymed with "I'm rubber, you're glue," could you? <p> And I appreciate the advice, but I actually have no use for your tips on avoiding prosecution for soliciting sex from a minor. I know you're quite proud of your sordid accomplishments, but I assure you, Bath's GF and mother and sister and I are quite happy together, thanks.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Schism, you spawn of a crack whore's toilet seat

    by Liberal_Warrior

    If you stopped whacking off on Palins picture long enough to recognize she is a moose dick sucking tranny, you might be able to lead a semi normal life in the trailer park you call home with the love of your night Matilda the blind hamster.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    ebonic...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    I'm sorry...you almost didn't sound like a crazy, raving far-left-wing fanatic with a "special" intellect for a moment there! <p>However, your shitty breath gave you away. </p> BTW, if you are fucking Bath's girlfriend, mother and sister...you might advise them to get checked for STDs. Don't worry -- just tell them that you got the STDs from either Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank or Harry Reid.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    I know shit-smelling breath is a turn on for you dittoheads...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...but please stop hitting on me, jjjjjiiissssm, this is a movie site, not LogMunchers.com. We liberals are tolerant of people with alternative lifestyles, but seriously, quit flaunting your deviant tendencies in front of the Trekkies.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    Ahhhh, jjjjjiiiiissssm.....

    by ebonic_plague

    ...in all honesty, stay gold, you unfathomably rancid cum fart, you.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:50 p.m. CST

    McGooCain, ebonic and Libtard_Warrior...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Your doctors called. Oddly enough, you each have the same goddamn venereal disease! Imagine that! <p>Don't worry: Although there is no cure for your condition, they do have some treatments for the symptoms. However, you need to register your blood type with the local clinics now. </p> Ahhhh...the compassion of the far-left! They can dish out...but they whine like "girly men" when someone returns their compliments right back to them! :LOL:

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:52 p.m. CST

    ebonic_plague... LOL!

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    When you were headed for the slammer, Libtard and McGooCain advised you, <p>"Make sure to drop the soap...over and over again!" </p> =)

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    ebonic_plague -- "tolerant?!?"

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    LOL! You only "tolerate" yourself and those who agree with your uber-liberal social views. <p>And that is NOT a joke. </p>

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Ahhhh, now THIS is what I come to these talkbacks for

    by schadenfreudian

    Insightful dialogues like these. Nice work, everyone. You're really earning those paychecks.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:55 p.m. CST

    Gotta run...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    ...but it is always fun standing up to the intolerant, bigoted liberals who love their ridiculous make-believe utopia and inspiring, empty speeches from their make-believe president.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Battle_Royale_with_cheese...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Actually, I hate these sort of TB flames. However, I get disgusted when intolerant leftists tried to take over the TBs a few years ago. <p> Before that time, we used to talk about movies, comics, TV shows and video games. </p> <p>I just come in here to keep the TBs honest (especially when I smell the putrid shit coming from the words of our liberal friends). </p> Please excuse my intrusion in regard to their gleeful hatred toward anyone who disagrees with their warped social views.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Chrism, you spawn of an inbred ass-raped, pus dripping macaque

    by Liberal_Warrior

    You motarded pencil dicked, hamster fukken, dildo breathed, dumb ass camel kissing piece of twice fukekd zebra shit! <p> You are dumber than ten day old zombie shit. <p> Go find a one legged tranny and whack off on its stump!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Intolerance cuts both ways, chrism.

    by schadenfreudian

    I should know. I'm intolerant.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:03 p.m. CST

    Liberal...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    "motarded?!?" Is that even a word -- or did you make that up? <p>Seems like you speak the same sort of ridiculous ebonics that our friend "ebonic" learned from the Prez. </p> Try again, you poor wretched soul! I would feel more sympathy for you...if you actually had a soul. Did you sacrifice it on the altar of Pelosi? You know...the one with the upside down star?

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:05 p.m. CST

    Motarded = More than retarded = Chrism

    by Liberal_Warrior

    You motarded, wildebeast fukken, moose dick suckin, piece of baboon shit!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Battle_Royale_with_cheese...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    I know. I am intolerant toward those who claim to be "tolerant" but spew bigotry toward anyone who disagrees with them. <p> In other words, I don't like some liberals. </p> <p>Then again, I get along with some liberals. </p>I guess that I don't tolerate "hatred" in the name of "tolerance." Those 18% of the nation who consider themselves "liberal" have it bad for those 42% who consider themselves "conservative." I guess they really do think that their opinions are the only ones that matter. =P

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:08 p.m. CST

    Liberal_Warrior...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    Really? Seriously? Dude...I cannot hear you (or understand your ebonics) unless you take Pelosi's cock out of your mouth. It really is...gross. <p> =P </p>

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:11 p.m. CST

    Seriously...I have to run...

    by ccchhhrrriiisssm

    But once again....it has been fun standing up to liberal bigots who think that their hate is the only opinion that matter. <p>Have a great night, boys and girls! </p>

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Really, Chrism, buy another bad unfunny joke

    by Liberal_Warrior

    Really, find a funny insult or shut the fuk up!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:17 p.m. CST

    It's like this, jjjjjjiiiiisssssm...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...I can tolerate anything but willful, poisonous stupidity. It's why we don't get along better. Well, that, and the wistful, glazed look you get when you start reminiscing about assholes, prison and venereal disease. <p> And if I had any part to play in killing the PalinBack... thank you, and you're welcome! Fuck the idea of giving attention to brainless attention whores. The only relevant news here is that Herc pwned some guy from a year ago. But here's to more dittohead nutjobs getting jobs working for Papa Murdoch, and less working in actual Government!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:31 p.m. CST

    Botched Abortions? Pedophilia?

    by kevinwillis.net

    You guys are getting gross. Seriously.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Lib War - that is some funny, funny shit!

    by Dirk_The_Amoeba

    Chrism, you spawn of an inbred ass-raped, pus dripping macaque by Liberal_Warrior Jan 13th, 2010 08:59:42 PM<p> You motarded pencil dicked, hamster fukken, dildo breathed, dumb ass camel kissing piece of twice fukekd zebra shit!<p> You are dumber than ten day old zombie shit.<p> Go find a one legged tranny and whack off on its stump!

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:11 p.m. CST

    CHRISM WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL?

    by BringingSexyBack

    For years now everyone has known your name is synonymous with political trash talk. Don't even deny it.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 10:45 p.m. CST

    AS SOON AS I READ "BY CCCHHHHRRRRIIIIIIISSSSMMMM"

    by BringingSexyBack

    I KNOW there's a tirade in store.

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    All this talk of "liberal hatred" by GOPers cracks me up...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...Considering that their party is on a self-destructive course towards political irrelevance thanks to their ongoing purge of even MODERATE Republicans from their ranks. If they would trouble themselves to watch the 60 MINUTES video, they'd find out that McCain was actually FORCED to drop his original choice of Lieberman in favor of Palin, whose big mouth, ignorance and weird political affiliations (including her own husband) probably cost him the election.<p> As if that wasn't enough, the GOP (including Palin) actually endorsed an entirely different political party (Conservative Party candidate Doug Hoffman) over their own candidate (Dierdre Scozzafava) in New York's off-year Representative election, because she was too moderate in her views, costing both parties the election. How's THAT for not possessing political "bigotry"?<p> While you guys talk up idealistic notions and try to blast the left with hyperbolic rhetoric, your actions betray what a bunch of dead-enders you truly are. Palin in '12? FUCK YEAH! PLEASE!

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 12:54 a.m. CST

    Sarah Palin = George W. Bush in Hillarys wardrobe.

    by TedSallis

    Think about it.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 5:23 a.m. CST

    DIERDRE SCOZZAFAVA TOOK THE IRISH AND ITALIAN VOTES AWAY

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 6:15 a.m. CST

    15 years ago

    by WerePlatypus

    I mused about the ways a 24 hour news station could possibly fill its air time without a war or an OJ trial. I don't wonder about that anymore. . . the evidence is all over this thread.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:25 a.m. CST

    First of all, Palin doesn't have cankles like Hillary

    by Coughlins Laws

    Second of all, she dresses better than Hillary. Third of all, she didn't rely on her husband to get where she is like Hillary. Fourth of all, she can fire up a crowd and her base better than Hillary. Fifth of all, she doesn't have to put up with her husband cheating on her all the time like Hillary. Sixth of all, Bush is probably is smarter than her, though. After all, he's an Ivy League Graduate. However, I'm sure Bush can't Field Dress a moose...

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:01 a.m. CST

    OBAMA ANNOUNCES NEW POLICY: GET CELL PHONE PLAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    with unlimited data and text messaging or face imprisonment.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:15 a.m. CST

    First of all, Palin walked on the most important job she had...

    by BurnHollywood

    You don't even need a "second of all" when someone does something that dumb. Political suicide...she can't even run for dogcatcher without people wondering when she'll bail out...<p> And don't give me that "she was hounded from office" bullshit...Hillary was hounded for eight years as a First Lady before even being elected to her senatorial seat.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 9:20 a.m. CST

    HILLARY NEVER CHEATED ON BILL, UNLIKE SARAH

    by BringingSexyBack

    Who cheated with her husband's business partner. As long as we're listing personal failings here FWIW.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Not that I support her

    by IForgotAbout19

    But her show should be called "Palin Comparison"

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 10:49 a.m. CST

    bosskmr

    by Wee Willie

    You are very, very stupid.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Fools...too many fools.

    by PennyB

    Given the language and content here, I wonder if some of you conservatives realize that you wouldn't be allowed to do this in a Palin Country?? Laughing my head off. Yeah, she's interesting. But boy is she dumb...but dumb like a fox. Everybody knew she'd end up at the Fox Network within 5 minutes after she "quit" Alaska.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Does anyone really take ccchhhrrriiisssm seriously?

    by toadkillerdog

    Dude is a moron

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 2:19 p.m. CST

    TKD it's not that we take him seriously..

    by Stalkeye

    ..but we have very little tolerance for Political baiting trolls who only spew negativity while tooting his Party's horn...the same party that fucked up this Country for the last 9 years.And yes, he is a Moron.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Wake me up...

    by Marshal_Lannes

    ...when the Democrats and Republicans start shooting at one another. Until then, it's just...a...bunch...of...noise.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Sarah Palin appeals to the illiterate

    by SirBiatchReturns

    glad she's nowhere near the presidency.<p>thanks for the 60 Minutes post, Herc. Quite informative.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Oh, and May pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh

    by Stalkeye

    ..catch quadtripple bypasses for saying insensitive shit about the earthquake in haiti. fucking self righteous bastards.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 3:46 p.m. CST

    BurnHollywood, why do you care if she left her job?

    by Coughlins Laws

    Her resume is still more impressive than Obama's was when this country inexplicably elected him President. (BTW, a new poll just came out saying that the electorate will NOT vote to re-elect this incompetent egomaniac if the election were held today...)<p>Also, Sarah Palin and Todd Palin never cheated on each other. But, even if one of them did, the Democrats FOREVER have shown that cheating is a non-issue the way they stood by Bill Clinton...

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Speaking of egomaniacs...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...a million lashes with a wet noodle are not enough for John McCain. For it is he that is responsible for unleashing that ignorant, celebrity seeking, egomaniacal monster upon this country (and the world).<P>John McCain - "I wouldn't know".<P>May he, Rush Limbaugh, and Pat Robertson forever be served rotten old man oatmeal by Glenn Beck in Hell.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 6:44 p.m. CST

    "Her resume is still more impressive..."

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    LOL!!!

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    What exactly did Rush Limbaugh say that has your

    by Coughlins Laws

    panties in a bunch? And yes, Sarah Palin had more accomplishments on her resume than Obama did on his.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius, it's pretty funny how you complain someone

    by Coughlins Laws

    is an egomaniac when you support the biggest egomaniac in the history of the Presidency...

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    What exactly did he say?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Take your fucking pick. How about this for starters:<P>“This will play right into Obama’s hands — humanitarian, compassionate. They’ll use this to burnish their, shall we say, credibility with the black community — the both the light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country. It’s made to order for them..."<P>Or how about his most recent plea for the people of America to NOT donate money for Haitian relief?<P>Can he be more racist and just flat out stupid?

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    BringingNaziBack's Harry Reid Moments

    by Immortal_Fish

    http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/43597#comment_3088850<P>2: http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/43597#comment_3089108<P>http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/43597#comment_3089144<P>Take note of the time stamps on each post.<P>Perhaps he switched dialects before hitting the "Post talkback" button each time?

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    And how, pray tell...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...is Obama the "biggest egomaniac in the history of the Presidency"?!<P>I've seen this urban-myth-like GOP talking point before and it has never once been justifiably explained.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:47 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by Immortal_Fish

    I have donated PLENTY to Haiti. For many, many years. I call it part of the gross in my paycheck that ends up producing my net.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius, re: "biggest egomaniac"

    by Immortal_Fish

    The Narcissist in Chief? Really?<P>Couldn't it all have possibly, maybe, kinda started with that whole "water receding" bit?<P>You know... From that Democrat kinda Convention and junk?<P>Moses got nothing on this guy. 'Cause he said so. Himself.<P>As in... You didn't have to.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    Immortal_Fish

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    That's cute. And how nice of you to reiterate Rush's statement and completely miss the fucking point.<P>I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the words "humanitarian" and "aid" don't exist in your lexicon. Probably not in Coughlins Laws either...but I don't mean to paint with too broad a' brush with you gents.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    First of all,moron, the whole "light-skinned, dark-skinned"

    by Coughlins Laws

    thing is him making fun of Democrats for giving a pass to Harry Reid, the DEMOCRAT Senate Majority Leader, for saying that Obama got elected because he was a "light-skinned" black man who "didn't speak with a Negro-dialect" unless he wanted to. This is 1000% FACT that the Democrat leader in the Senate said this and it is also a fact that Democrats and liberals are giving him a pass for saying this. Limbaugh has been throwing this in their faces ALL WEEK LONG that they haven't tried to drive him out of office like they would have done to a Republican had he said something similar. Limbaugh does parody, satire, irony, etc, etc, etc. He points out hypocrisy. He makes fun of those in the media that give the most powerful Democrat in the Senate a pass for saying something racist by using the words they used to show that Democrats and liberals care NOTHING about racist comments if they come from a Democrat. You have fallen hook, line, and sinker. You are stupid. I didn't see you anywhere here show the outrage you have for Limbaugh using the wording of the racist Democrat Senate Majority Leader...<p>As far as telling people not to donate money to Haitian relief, that's a damn lie, too. He said he wouldn't give the money to Obama. See the difference? There are hundreds of different ways to donate money. He said he wouldn't give the money to the Federal Government. And why should you? The Federal Government, under Obama, overspends and spends Stimulus Money to create fictiscious jobs in Congressional Districts that don't exist. The Chairman of the Red Cross makes $350,000 a year. Sorry, I don't see the point in paying for his salary. The first 35,000 people who donate the $10 to the Red Cross through texting are paying the salary of the Head Honcho. The next people are paying for bureaucrats...

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Stalkeye, re: "quadtripple bypasses"

    by Immortal_Fish

    "Oh, and May pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh catch quadtripple bypasses"<P>Daaaamn.<P>Bill Clinton must have some hella negative karma.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius, are you actually trying to say that

    by Coughlins Laws

    Obama ISN'T an egomaniac? He tells people he has "a gift". He thinks he can solve problems with his oratory skills. The man stands back and "watches the people watching Him". Seriously, how can you possibly not even concede the arrogance of this guy?

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Come again, Fish?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Pretty weak sauce.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 7:58 p.m. CST

    MNG, re: "humanitarian" and "aid" don't exist in your lexicon"

    by Immortal_Fish

    Google this site. You will find evidence that I have volunteered to my local Battered Women's Shelter.<P>But besides that... The words "humanitarian" and "aid" DO exist in me lexicon. I mentioned in the very post that you replied to that such things are already derived from my tax withholdings. How nice of you to skip over that and completely miss the fucking point.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Limbaugh "points out hypocrisy"?

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    He IS hypocrisy, dude. And he is a racist. Apparently, he is a racist that you listen to and defend. That says a lot.<P>You would serve yourself better if you weren't so eager to defend EVERY SINGLE GOP related item simply because you have to. It makes you look like a wind-up toy; an automaton for all things and all persons right-wing.<P>Talk about hook, line, and sinker!

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:05 p.m. CST

    Immortal_Fish

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    I commend your volunteer service. In all seriousness, well done.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Coughlins Laws

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    That's your justification?! Please tell me there is something much more legit than what you just attempted right there.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Mr.NiceGaius, you're unbelievable, even after being showed

    by Coughlins Laws

    why he said what he said, you STILL are calling him a racist, TOTALLY IGNORING that he is making fun of what the DEMOCRAT LEADER IN THE SENATE SAID!!! The whole point is, the Democrat Senate Leader is a racist, yet Democrats and liberals (like you) DO NOT CARE!!! However, when Limbaugh points out your hypocrisy by throwing a DEMOCRATS' words back in your faces, you call HIM the racist, for pointing out Democrats racism... You see, this is why less and less people buy into your racist attacks. It's your hypocrisy on issues like this. You allow REAL RACISTS to run the Democrat Party, and say NOTHING, yet attack those that point out their words as racist. Sorry, it simply doesn't work as much as it used to...

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Dubious quotes ("...") and blanket statements like...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ..."He thinks he can solve problems with his oratory skills." read like a bunch of bullshit.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:10 p.m. CST

    BTW, MrNiceGaius, I DON'T side with the GOP on everything

    by Coughlins Laws

    I have said countless times I would've voted against Bush in 04 if Lieberman ran, I wouldv'e voted for Hillary over McCain, I don't want SArah Palin to be President, and the Republicans spend WAYYY to much after being fiscally responsible when Gingrich and Kasich were up there...

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Well, you may find this surprising but...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...I can actually agree with you on nearly all of that. And maybe one day, the admirable aspects of conservatism will rise again above the odious and ignorant populism of folks like Palin and Limbaugh. But until such conservatives can organize and distinguish themselves...

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Mr. Nice Gaius

    by Immortal_Fish

    Thanks for the thanks. It's a shame you are a rare breed among your peers. Especially here. Again, google the site.<P>Now back into the grind...<P>Re: Limbaugh: "He IS hypocrisy, dude. And he is a racist."<P>Didn't this angle on alleged Limbaugh racism come up so very recently with the NFL deal? Rick Sanchez of CNN was most prominent on the case. Limbaugh speaks 3 hours a day roughly 30 weeks each year. With that much saturation, SOMEthing would have leaked by now. Did any tapes ever surface? Wouldn't it be easy to connect the dots with SOMEthing by now?<P>And I hate Limbaugh. Google the site for plenty evidence about that too. His message resonates, yet his delivery sucks. He is full of himself. Equal parts boor and canard.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    MrNiceGaius, it doesn't matter if you don't believe what I say

    by Coughlins Laws

    It doesn't change the fact that the Democrats are protecting their racist leader and you can't call Limbaugh a racist for throwing his words back at them...

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 8:57 p.m. CST

    My daughter's homework assignment...

    by Immortal_Fish

    ...yesterday was to write an essay about the catastrophe in Haiti.<P>She didn't understand why, when I corrected her homework, I struck out all instances of "African-American" and overwrote them with "Haitian."<P>Yes, I cannot afford private school for my children.<P>The whole affair kinda reminded me of a Talk Back where someone honestly asked if calling a certain character on Heroes "The Haitian" was racist.

  • Jan. 14, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    "...it doesn't matter if you don't believe what I say..."

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Why is that? Because most of what you say is unbelievable? Kinda like how you're towing Rush Limbaugh's "media tweaked" my statements defense. Really. You give the him FAR too much credit. Because if Rush had any sense of class (a word I see you're rather keen on) and trully wanted to dispell any notions of how his comments were intended, he would donate a HUGE sum of his comfy, personal radio fortune to the people of Haiti instead of using the disaster as a means to make a piss poor political jab at a government he seeks to undermine and a president he increasingly attacks on a racial basis.

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 12:01 a.m. CST

    Coughlins Laws

    by BurnHollywood

    Dude, you have GOT to be fucking kidding me...not only do you fail to see that a person who quits the only major political job she was elected to is pretty much a lost cause as a presidential contender (how do you answer THIS question in a debate, without losing points: "At what point would you consider it safe to resign your position as President, Ms. Palin?"), but you're stacking up her pathetic resume against Obama's?<p> ROFLMAO! The governor of Alaska represents 700,000 people total...as Senator, Obama represented 12 million. As mayor of Wasilla, Palin represented 5400 people...as State Senator, Obama represented AT LEAST 46,000 people in the Illinois 13th district (that's how many voted for him...but he represented all that didn't, as well). The communities organization he ran itself dwarfed the entirety of Wasilla.<p> Cripes, I'm sorry this thread is "dead" and others won't see your loose grasp of numbers and lame rationalizations.

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 12:09 a.m. CST

    why do you guys bother with Coughlins?

    by SirBiatchReturns

    he's clearly a retard. His posts are meant to be skipped, not read.

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 12:58 a.m. CST

    SirBiatchReturns

    by BurnHollywood

    Do yourself a favor and see a great little movie called THANK YOU FOR SMOKING, where the mouthpiece played by Aaron Eckhart explains to his son that he argues with political opponents not to change their opinion, but everyone watching instead.<p> I want to show lefties that when they come up against a bona fide mouthpiece like Coughlin, they can take him to the woodshed using the facts, every time. It's tricky at first, but you get the hang of it, and can shoot 'em down in their tracks routinely after a while.<p> The internet's the biggest information repository in human history...use it.

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 6:10 a.m. CST

    FISH - WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ON A SECOND JOB

    by BringingSexyBack

    so you can send your daughter to a better school, instead of making things worse with your "help"?

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 6:14 a.m. CST

    COUGHLINS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIMBAUGH

    by BringingSexyBack

    and Reid. He doesn't understand the difference between private words spoken behind closed doors and broadcasting to the world in the midst of a great tragedy that openly mocks the race of millions of victims. <P> Where's Kevinwillis to criticize the hypocrisy of "Conservative compassion" when you need him?

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 7:53 a.m. CST

    Conservatives are the most compassionate people there are

    by Coughlins Laws

    and give MUCH more to charity than liberals do. Why don't you point out one single thing bad Limbaugh said about Haitians...

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Also, are you actually saying then that people from smaller

    by Coughlins Laws

    states should be exempt from public service? Nancy Pelosi is Congresswoman over only tens of thousands of people, is that too little to be Speaker of the House? Harry Reid is only a Senator from Nevada, is that a big enough state for you? Obama was an unknown state senator from the projects in the Illinois state senate who was too much of a pussy to take a stand on tough issues, therefore voting present a record number of times, showing his lack of courage to be a leader. Then he was a US Senator for 158 days before spending nearly 3 years running for Senate. He was in the Minority in the Senate when he did this. Obama has ZERO accomplishments. He totally wasted his law degree, using it to be a Community Organizer. What does that mean? He gathered a mob on a street corner with a bullhorn like Al Sharpton?

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 8:44 a.m. CST

    "CONSERVATIVES ARE THE MOST COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE THERE ARE"

    by BringingSexyBack

    LOL are you TRYING to be funny?

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    BringingNaziBack, I knew you'd bite

    by Immortal_Fish

    First, dick, how do you know whether or not I have a second job? Maybe I do. Maybe I don't.<P>Second, shitstain, thanks to you liberals who "care so much" about "the little guy," my daughter is locked into the piss poor and failing public school she's in because of the assholes in the Mass legislature like you that are against school choice.<P>And how is my help to her making things worse? Do you honestly believe that the vast majority of Haiti's population is comprised of African-Americans? Oh, wait, you're liberal. That's right, of course you do. There are no Haitians in Haiti; only African-Americans.<P>What a toole. I included the "e" in remembrance of Martha Coakley who thinks there are two of them in our state's name.

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 6:20 p.m. CST

    BurnHollywood

    by Immortal_Fish

    Obeyme went from state senator to president in only 4-years. So that substantially mitigates your criteria about how serving over a larger population makes one more qualified.<P>Besides... weren't you people all fired up about Howard the Doc in 2000? I think there might be a couple more people in Alaska than Vermont.

  • Jan. 15, 2010, 6:24 p.m. CST

    Conservatives ARE more compassionate

    by Immortal_Fish

    http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=2682730&page=1

  • Jan. 19, 2010, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Obama

    by nukeboy1970

    I guess the people have shown what they really think of health care.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 8:29 a.m. CST

    Conservative Aren't Necessarily More Compassionate

    by kevinwillis.net

    It's just that their policies actually help people, while liberal policies intend to help people while hurting them.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 8:31 a.m. CST

    BTW, BSB, I May Disappoint You

    by kevinwillis.net

    Limbaugh was attacking Harry Reid, illustrating the hypocrisy and absurdity of his remarks (racist or not), rather than mocking the tragedy in Haiti.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 8:33 a.m. CST

    The Self-Destruction of the Republican Party

    by kevinwillis.net

    You mean like Scott Brown winning Ted Kennedy's senate seat? That kind of self-destruction?

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 8:35 a.m. CST

    BTW, Rush Never Said Not to Donate to Haiti

    by kevinwillis.net

    Why you folks want him to have said it, when he didn't, is kinda weird. He did say he was dubious about donating through Whitehouse.gov. Which isn't unreasonable. There are other ways to donate to relief efforts, you know.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 8:36 a.m. CST

    "Her Resume is More Impressive"

    by kevinwillis.net

    What he probably meant to say was that Palin's rack is more impressive than Obama's. Which it surely is.

  • Jan. 20, 2010, 8:38 a.m. CST

    Immortal Fish, They are Dark Skinned in Haiti

    by kevinwillis.net

    So, liberals just see black people. Cuz that's how they roll. Just ask Harry Reid. Or Bill Clinton, who felt Obama's appropriate roll in government was to go fetch him his coffee.

  • Jan. 21, 2010, 3:04 a.m. CST

    kevinwillis.net

    by BurnHollywood

    "It's just that their policies actually help people, while liberal policies intend to help people while hurting them."<p> Wow, it's like A CONSPIRACY or sumpin'.<p> Seriously...give me an example. No fair going all the way back to the 60s or 70s, before you were born, either. 'Cause I can think of several "conservative" (which DEFINITELY includes Dubya...and don't pull that fucking bullshit of saying "he wasn't a conservative"...neither you nor the GOP ever formally disowned him now, did you?) policies that have royally fucked this country. Like the war in Iraq. Or Bush's retarded prescription program, which is where that MASSIVE deficit Obama inherited really came from. Or expanding warrantless wiretapping to include American citizens (not just terrorists, mind you...that was legal since the 90s). Or suspending habeas corpus.<p> The list goes on. I'm getting really tired of you right-wingers and your "just so" stories, so fucking dazzle me.

  • Jan. 22, 2010, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Burn Hollywood . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    The examples you point out--the war in Iraq and Medicare Part D--are two extremely non-conservative things Bush did that most of the conservatives in the base thought were crazy. And expanding warrantless wiretapping was about listening to calls originating in America to suspected terrorists overseas, as I recall. Which I support. If it was strictly to listen to you, then I apologize. I completely don't support that. <br><br> They never suspended habeas corpus. Which you gotta know. Only one president has ever done that, and he was, indeed, a Republican. Abraham Lincoln. The heartless bastard. <br><br>The list? Starts with the Reagan tax-cuts, ends with the Bush tax-cuts. Boom!

  • Jan. 26, 2010, 12:12 p.m. CST

    tax cuts which add to the deficit

    by just pillow talk

    The '01 and '03 tax cuts added over $2 billion to the deficit.

  • Jan. 26, 2010, 7:50 p.m. CST

    just pillow talk, re: "added over $2 billion"

    by Immortal_Fish

    "The '01 and '03 tax cuts added over $2 billion to the deficit."<P>That reeks of how "trickle-down economics don't work." Which, of course, is preposterous. If the average taxpayer does nothing with their earnings but bank it -- they've already positively contributed to the economy. Simply put, banks DO SOMETHING with that banked money. And that money has a butterfly effect.<P>Anyhow, back to your point... yes, tax cuts result in INITIAL negative intake, which results in a negative addition to the deficit, INITIALLY. ON PAPER.<P>You're (clearly) a liberal. You don't need me to explain how this INITIAL deficit registers INITIALLY. But here goes anyway -- Less taxing means less intake during the FIRST financial year. DUH!!<P>When people have more money in their pockets, they spend it. And it is amazing how that market works. It's a de-facto representation of how this country works, you know...

  • Jan. 26, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    BTW

    by Immortal_Fish

    Obeyme "added over $2 billion to the deficit" in his first year.<P>Yeah, yeah, I know... I should adjust for inflation, yadda yadda...

  • Jan. 26, 2010, 7:53 p.m. CST

    Oh, did I write "billion"...?

    by Immortal_Fish

    Silly me. That whole "trillion" thing.

  • Jan. 27, 2010, 6:31 a.m. CST

    Banks do not do something with the banked money

    by just pillow talk

    that's part of the current problem, among other things.<p>Tax cuts do nothing to grow the economy, which is what we really need. And how the hell is the deficit "only on paper"?? That was real cash that went out, along with the millions wasted on sending out notices letting people know that they are getting a rebate check. <p>So you have no problem with people spending their rebate checks (adding to the deficit), but the government not spending (adding to the deficit)? <p>What the Obama Administration has failed at is job creation. But that has more to do with creating new markets/industries where we can create, and hopefully keep, jobs here in the U.S.

  • Jan. 27, 2010, 6:31 a.m. CST

    and does labeling me make you feel better about

    by just pillow talk

    yourself fishy?

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