Logo

Cool News

Lionsgate Rolls Out Their Best KICK-ASS Trailer Yet!

Published at:  Jan 08, 2010 1:46:36 PM CST

Beaks here...



I didn't think it was possible, but someone has managed to cut an effective all-audiences trailer for KICK-ASS. This is perfect, really. It gets across the lunatic tone of Matthew Vaughn's superhero riff without giving away too much - which is to say it doesn't go overboard on Hit Girl action. Check out the below embed or, better yet, head over the Yahoo! Movies for the HD version.



My only complaint: they left out Clark Duke's response to Evan Peters's profession of love for Hit Girl. Plays kind of icky without it.

We learned this week that KICK-ASS will be the opening night selection at this year's SXSW Film Festival. That's a month before the movie's April 16th theatrical release, which means Lionsgate is very confident that they've got a word-of-mouth hit on their hands. Their confidence is well-placed: KICK-ASS is honestly one of the most deliriously entertaining action films I've ever seen. (Which reminds me that I need to finish my review of the work print that blew everyone away at BNAT...)

If you want to see this trailer the big screen this weekend, it's attached to DAYBREAKERS.



    + Expand All

    Readers Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 1:52:58 PM CST

    It's a weird thing...

    by margot_tenenbaum

    ...that the more irony, violence & swears they add to superhero movies, the nerdier they become.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 1:55:17 PM CST

    They got my 10 bucks.

    by tohn007

    Looks fucking awesome!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 1:56:20 PM CST

    looks fantastic

    by bongo123

    and whats with the pedo shit you wankers???

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 1:56:34 PM CST

    April?

    by karl childers

    I'm actually a bit surprised this isn't being released against the big dogs of Summer.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 1:57:31 PM CST

    Psyched... this looks like the best film that...

    by harrycalder

    N. Cage has done in a long, long time...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 1:57:46 PM CST

    we have seen the best,but the inbetween stuff migth be good

    by thedannerdaliel

  • Jan 08, 2010 1:58:08 PM CST

    Fucking Sold.

    by pawprint

    Give this a miss? I'd rather chew me own cock off.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:01:15 PM CST

    Man-love for Mark Strong.

    by human_bean_juice_

    And proud of it!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:04:20 PM CST

    Typical puritanical Americans

    by wordage

    Eat violence up with a spoon but will scream bloody murder if a nipple is shown.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:04:53 PM CST

    Cage

    by actorguy1

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:06:35 PM CST

    Cage applying eyeliner

    by actorguy1

    It looks like they finally show a superhero applying eye black around the eyes so when they wear the mask it looks better

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:06:48 PM CST

    Now THAT'S How You Cut a Trailer...

    by the_floating_skull_of_robert_loggia

    Yeah, the action snippets are 2 seconds long and hyper-edited, but the music and visuals combine to make something that actually brought a big stupid smile to my face, and has me counting the days til this flick opens. Meanwhile, trailer tripe like A-Team and Cop Out make me wonder how long it will be before they show up on cable.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:07:08 PM CST

    Darby fron Tigger & Pooh...

    by rhinosaur

    ...says "cunt" and "fuck" and kills people. Worth a look.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:07:12 PM CST

    Beaks likes it almost as much as Bring It On

    by mattmanreturns

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:09:32 PM CST

    That film isn't "pretty good" it is...

    by headgeek

    FUCKING AWESOME with 7 SCOOPS OF BADASS on top and a HEAPING HELPING OF HOT CHOCOLATE LOVE and one helluva cool Cherry to complete it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:16:54 PM CST

    i've heard that shit before...

    by six demon bag

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:17:38 PM CST

    I'm in. Don't want to see any more now...

    by flickapoo

    ...don't want to dilute the juice.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:18:04 PM CST

    What happened to my post?

    by battle_royale_with_cheese

    Who yanked down my comment about Pedo Talkback, Part II?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:19:53 PM CST

    This is why A-Team looks like crap.

    by jsscript2007

    This movie doesn't take itself so seriously.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:24:38 PM CST

    I'm at a loss for words about how good this flick is!

    by the reluctant austinite

    I'd have to invent a new word to describe this movie because "awesome" just doesn't do it justice. Yes, it's funny. Clearly. The real stroke of genius, however, is that you actually like and care about the characters too. The structure is quite a lot like a serious superhero film ("Spider-man" provides a lot of inspiration), not a spoof of comic book films. I thought about writing a review for AICN, but honestly there are only so many ways you can drool the word "awesome" and I don't want to get into specifics and ruin any of the surprises for anyone. You're best just knowing you're in for a good time, this isn't a waste of your time or money, and the only people you know who are going to dislike this are super conservatives for who it may "cross the line." You know who you are.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:27:10 PM CST

    Headgeek, no one can take you seriously

    by johnnyangel

    because you love everything. Which is your super power, to love all movies, good, bad or mediocre.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:30:13 PM CST

    But having said that

    by johnnyangel

    "Kick Ass" does look pretty good. Nic Cage is on a roll. "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans" was awesome.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:31:42 PM CST

    My friend Chakraborty just told me he was banned...

    by wordage

    ...because of this talkback. Racist bastards.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:31:59 PM CST

    ...

    by yourstepdaddy

    ...lil a disappointed at how campy it is... ill still see it tho... and its longer available

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:33:07 PM CST

    no longer available, that is

    by yourstepdaddy

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:33:32 PM CST

    ...Chakra got banned?...seriously?

    by flickapoo

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:35:04 PM CST

    To much hype leads to big fuckin let down!!!!!!!!

    by the_taste_of_love

    Watchmen is my case in point and come to think of it Avatar too. Although I did enjoy it more the 2nd time round

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:36:59 PM CST

    Looks fun

    by alexgk

    That is a well cut trailer..looks like a fun flick, and after seeing the Hit Girl red-band trailer...sold.

    Mark Strong was great in RocknRolla and Sherlock Holmes.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:37:22 PM CST

    For some reason, I keep thinking

    by james_camera_on

    when I see the trailers: Watchmen (minus the blue guy, of course) -- the Early Years. I know, there is no tie-in whatever, but the idea of super-heros being really mortal and physically vulnerable increasingly appeals to me. I'm tired of Superman, X-Men, and all that. And yes, I love Hit-Girl (which is Not the same thing as saying I am in love with Hit Girl, Not in that way you understand . . . )

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:37:34 PM CST

    ummmm

    by wyndam earle

    how can a lil girl kick much ass, but a high-school nerd can't? is there a logical explanation, or are we supposed to suspend our disbelief?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:38:19 PM CST

    And Christmas falls into that category too.

    by the_taste_of_love

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:38:37 PM CST

    if you get banned here....

    by tailhook

    are you Banned From the Ranch Dressing?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:38:43 PM CST

    Flicka...yeah....

    by wordage

    ...he made a reference to a certain Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:39:54 PM CST

    april is too far away

    by waka_flocka_flame

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:40:00 PM CST

    whatever

    by wyndam earle

    i'll c it just for Cage's silly reactions

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:45:31 PM CST

    but is it....

    by mamboman

    chocolate flavoured pussy juice???

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:45:44 PM CST

    Seriously, does anybody else get the impression

    by bruce of all trades

    that this looks like an R rated Mystery Men? More ass than Kick-Ass if you ask me.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:45:48 PM CST

    ...Wordage...

    by flickapoo

    ...haven't watched CURB yet...don't get the reference.How bad could it have been though?...someone called Will Smith's kid the N..... word in the KARATE KID talkback...I thought that was pretty questionable.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:46:38 PM CST

    I thought the word "superhero" was copyrighted.

    by royston lodge

    I thought DC and Marvel jointly owned the rights to the word "superhero", and nobody else was allowed to use it. That's why role-playing games about super heroes that didn't pay for the DC or Marvel licence (like Champions, or GURPS Supers, or Heroes Unlimited) never used the term "superhero".
    Am I wrong, or did they get permission to use it for Kick-Ass?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:47:25 PM CST

    Never mind, I just read that the comic was published...

    by royston lodge

    ... by Marvel, via a subsidiary.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:52:09 PM CST

    This looks like a real good time.

    by sid 8.0

    "I'm Kick Ass." Will go down with "I'm Batman", and "I'm Iron Man." As great movie quotes. The Red Mist falling off of the dumpster was hilarious and welcome back Nick Cage. With this and the Bad Lieutenant under your belt maybe it will get the bad taste out of our mouths from your last few paychecks, I mean films.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:52:22 PM CST

    if it wasn't for the aintitcool hype ...

    by frg10

    .. i would give this film a commercial success chance. but now, with all the hype spread all over aintitcoll i say - SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You guys have like ZERO impact on the movie bussiness - ZERO!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:53:51 PM CST

    Flicka...

    by wordage

    ...it was from the penultimate episode of Curb where a 9 year old girl gets a certain medical condition on a certain part of her anatomy. The mother tells Larry this quite frankly, using a word that is considered somewhat slang...so when Larry repeats this to others...they react with shock. The brilliance of this episode is that the word is not the C word that Larry used in one of the early seasons to get chastized.... It's a brilliant satire on how Americans get very outraged by words....words...Chakra's banning is a reflection of that...yet having a child brutally murder people...that's considered cool and exciting. Anyhow...I think it's time Chakra and I took a sabbatical...go walkabout....this year's movies look like shit anyhow...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:56:06 PM CST

    Nah, that does look pretty sweet...

    by odm

    Let the Butt-Whacking commence!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 2:59:58 PM CST

    It costs 375 dollars for a film badge to SXSW?!?

    by osiris3657

    I have one thing to say to the people in charge...FUCK YOU!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:00:25 PM CST

    Cage was good in Matchstick Men!

    by royston lodge

    I'm just sayin' is all...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:00:32 PM CST

    ...got it. Tell your friend Chakra to ask how...

    by flickapoo

    ...to make paragraph breaks if and when he comes back...it's tradition....and to keep us posted on MoMA shows...happy trails.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:01:57 PM CST

    I'm sold, but I can't take the hype anymore

    by colonelfatheart

    I do get somewhat of a Mystery Men vibe to this, but this looks crazier and more fun. I do get the point a few TBers have made about people freaking out about words/references but embracing a murderous child as "awesome."

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:03:59 PM CST

    "If they ban me I'll ban them!"

    by royston lodge

    "Dude, you should start a band!"
    Dialogue from a snowboard video I bought once.
    I've always thought it would make good movie dialogue, but that would mean paying the idiot stoner who said it first for the rights...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:04:19 PM CST

    superhero word

    by cyberskunk

    I remember from some early '80s AD&D book, 'superhero' was what they called fighters at a certain experience level. Although TSR has gotten in trouble before about what they put in their books, so the level name isn't necessarily meaningful.I see there was a movie in 2008 called Superhero Movie. But by gosh, I do see wikipedia's entry on the term and it says "Super-heroes" is a trademark co-owned by DC Comics and Marvel Comics.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:09:32 PM CST

    Yo. Harry.

    by traumnovelle

    Just say "it's good, I really liked it" and then let US find out that, hey! It's 7 scoops of amazing ass-kicking badass hot chocolate fuck sauce or whatever.



    I'm not saying lie about your reaction to it. I'm saying use sleight-of-hand. Tell us it's 'really cool' and then sit back and revel in our nerdgasmic gushing when we actually get to see it.

    Cause I'm not sure if you understand but...quotes like the one right up above there can actually HURT a movie. We expect cinematic nirvana, and when it turns out to be simply a really good movie, we're let down. Then it takes years and multiple viewings to really appreciate it.



    Chill.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:10:26 PM CST

    Not attatched to Daybreakers

    by strangwood

    From Paris, With Love is the attatched trailer. Kick-Ass is merely enclosed with the print. 50/50 whether a Daybreakers ticket will also buy you a piece of kick-assery.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:13:10 PM CST

    Adios, Flicka...

    by wordage

    Check out that MoMa exhibit. Chakra said to ask, "Paragraph breaks? What are you talking about? All my posts have paragraph breaks!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:14:10 PM CST

    Enough with the hype. It looks pretty good at best..

    by stifler's mom

    And the average-joe as superhero story has sooo been done before. MYSTERY MEN, BLANKMAN, even the first half of SPIDER-MAN 1 was about a teenage nerd running around in his pajamas getting his ass kicked.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:16:17 PM CST

    Roston- Marvel owns Kick-Ass

    by thesecondquest

    So, even if it was copyrighted, it's a Marvel-owned property using it, so there's no conflict.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:17:52 PM CST

    ...Wordage...

    by flickapoo

    ...if our mutual friend starts a new handle...tradition to ask how to make paragraph breaks...you know, play the country bumpkin in the big city...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:27:08 PM CST

    Haha...gotcha

    by wordage

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:33:35 PM CST

    So has anyone seen Daybreakers?

    by mattmanreturns

    Seeing it tomorrow, haven't heard any real fan buzz...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:33:53 PM CST

    I will see this on opening...

    by zahaladeen

    ...and Nick Cage - finally man, welcome back.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:37:39 PM CST

    Love It!!!

    by media messiah

    Could have used better music though!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:43:09 PM CST

    "Kick-Ass" is a stupid name...

    by rosncranz

    Sure the movie looks good, but I find using "Kick-Ass" as his name is just stupid and annoying.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:44:04 PM CST

    TheSecondQuest: Thanks, I noticed that...

    by royston lodge

    ...precisely 47 seconds after I posted by bone-headed question. ;-)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:45:38 PM CST

    rosncranz, try not to talk so much

    by mattmanreturns

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:46:36 PM CST

    I like how the bad guy actually mentions that . . .

    by royston lodge

    . . . Big Daddy looks way too much like Batman.
    Totally makes up for making his costume so different from the comic book.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:50:39 PM CST

    fantastic trailer...

    by righteousbrother

    Mathew Vaughn hasn't put a foot wrong yet. Maybe, he'll be given the Superman reboot on the strength of this?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:50:49 PM CST

    Can't wait to see this again!

    by bob loblaw law blog

    It rocked my world at BNAT... I'll be seeing this again opening weekend!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:51:38 PM CST

    She's not just a superhero...

    by royston lodge

    ...she's a complete psychopath.
    An 11-year-old psychopath.
    An 11-year-old psychopath in a naughty schoolgirl outfit.
    So, like, take the "ick factor" that came with the way Shadowcat was often portrayed in the Excalibur comic books, and crank it up to 11...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:54:36 PM CST

    That Chloe Moretz...

    by hoffmanpasander

    ... is the most fucking irritating screen presence I think I've ever seen. Jesus Christ, she makes me want to puke when she acts all tough. Such a jumped-up, stage school shit. She was fucking annoying in 500 Days of Summer, too. She acts like she's 34 years old. IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:56:07 PM CST

    hit girl

    by atomic_robo_kid

    i feel like i heard somewhere that nicholas cage's character trains her throughout her life to be an expert assassin - something along those lines, hence her heightened level of bad-assery compared to the high school heroes.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 3:58:53 PM CST

    HEADGEEK

    by doctor cosmic

    How ironic that you use food metaphors to describe this trailer, since your putrid son Harry is a festering, unwashed, sweaty mass of flabby refuse.

    Not to mention how much cock was eaten by the makers of this film to get it "plugged" on this site.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:01:05 PM CST

    Curb Your Enthusiasm reference

    by poutineforeveryone

    I'm guessing this is the reference you guys are talking about?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf3ZFZcnD_Q

    And Seinfeld's reaction in the next sequence is priceless!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNGhj0X_4dM&NR=1

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:01:10 PM CST

    loserguy3000: Explain this...

    by royston lodge

    http://tinyurl.com/776677
    I guess the rules are different for radio...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:01:51 PM CST

    And yes! Kick-ass will be Fantastic!!

    by poutineforeveryone

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:03:30 PM CST

    White Goodman was banned

    by rickety_crickets_bionic_legs

    for his love of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The funniest show on tv.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:04:38 PM CST

    Awesome, Now let Millar do Superman!

    by jaysin420

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:05:59 PM CST

    Chakraborty does not exist in this dojo

    by cobra--kai

    Mithun Timothy Chakraborty banned???!
    MOTHERFUCKER! He was one of the cool guys.
    Now im fucking pissed.
    There's a racist piece of shit floating around the KARATE KID tb who's not getting flushed, and yet my man Chakra who only ever talked passionately about movies has been deleted.
    Any mods reading this reinstate him please?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:09:17 PM CST

    Looks okay

    by colt19801980

    I'll see it but I'm not in any kind of anticipatory mood.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:10:08 PM CST

    no subject

    by cobra--kai

    Doctor Cosmic you deserve banning too young man! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
    ps. Headgeek *is* Harry. You're confusing him with Father Geek - his old man.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:12:45 PM CST

    Doctor Cosmic, a question

    by battle_royale_with_cheese

    What medical school could you possibly have attended?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:13:59 PM CST

    "I'm a doctor of journalism, man!"

    by royston lodge

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:18:43 PM CST

    I have seen a trailer that does...

    by emeraldboy

    kick ass. and that is the trailer 3 for dispacable me. with steve carrell. he doesnt feature. short but its very funny.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:18:59 PM CST

    GOOD TRAILER, LOVE THE PHOTOGRAPHY!!!

    by tehcreepythinman

    Nice, solid, rich, color palette as opposed to the fucking horrible MTV generic yellow, blue, green look of ever piece of shit made by Tony Scott/Michael Bay and their ilk.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:21:58 PM CST

    re: doctor cosmic.

    by redhorsevector

    i love people who talk so nasty, yet have such dorky names. it really lays bare the desperation of their miserable lives.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:23:59 PM CST

    Love The Hives

    by ebolamonkey

    They never fail to get my adrenaline going.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:24:34 PM CST

    i saw the hit girl...

    by emeraldboy

    trailer. awful. nasty. I saw the clip where cage shoots her firing range and that put me off seeing the movie. wanted was one of the worst films i have ever had to sit through. though seeing naked jolie was nice. that was only good point in an otherwise awful film. that and that camera guns.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:24:36 PM CST

    I'm gettin teary eyed

    by strokerx

    this looks great. I love the comic.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:28:56 PM CST

    Read the comic. You still have time.

    by gimpinmypants

    There's only 7 issues so far.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:29:01 PM CST

    Seems someone has a rash on their pussy

    by ugg

    The little lady can kill, maim and say cunt, but a longtime talkbaker can't make a referance to a brilliant sitcom.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:32:55 PM CST

    Ugh this is TOO MUCH

    by ebolamonkey

    My expectations for this film are so fucking high right now.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:34:23 PM CST

    My problem with this movie is that Nick Cage is a terrible actor

    by poutineforeveryone

    He plays the same character in every movie, himself.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:35:33 PM CST

    I loathed Wanted.....

    by righteousbrother

    which was nothing like the comic anyway. This is truer to the source material, and was scripted by Jane Goldman, Vaughn's a good film maker too - so this could be a pip. I'm not 100% I like Millar though.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:36:15 PM CST

    McLovin is red mist?

    by volllllume3

    fuck yes.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:36:22 PM CST

    cage has had his share of great roles.

    by redhorsevector

    raising arizona, wild at heart, leaving las vegas... i never saw the end of matchstick men, but the part i did see was pretty good. haven't seen bad lieutenant yet, but have heard great things about it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:37:35 PM CST

    and adaptation! how could i forget that one.

    by redhorsevector

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:41:37 PM CST

    it's nice to see a trailer that isn't horrible

    by haterofcrap

    the teenie makeout stuff looks kinda lame but whatever.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:44:48 PM CST

    I've never understood the Ban Hammer...

    by conspiracy

    unless you are threatening physical violence (yeah...right), or just being a non-stop troll..I see no reason to ban anyone.This is a private site..and I respect the owners wishes; but you can't preach freedom of expression, 1st amendment rights, peace, love and understanding while at the same time banning people the minute they say something that offends...no matter how offensive you personally may find it.Perhaps a set of guidelines/rules...so we don't accidentally get someones PC panties in a bunch.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 4:46:59 PM CST

    PoutineForEveryone

    by drmorbius

    Thanks for posting those links, I don't get cable so it's nice to know what the ado wall all about.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:01:54 PM CST

    ...Oh Chakra my Captain...[talkbacker stands on desk]...

    by flickapoo

    ...seriously this is bullshit.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:08:03 PM CST

    conspiracy

    by ugg

    well said sir.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:12:51 PM CST

    geek orgasms & movie goes soft

    by james_cameron_raped_my_childhood

    Hey Harry,

    I'll admit I'm getting swept up in this & really want to see this movie NOW, but aren't you worried aicn's online frenzy will kill it? remember the whole "snakes on a plane" debacle? these trailers are giving away alot too.

    However, I get the feeling Kick-Ass could be the real game changer, the high point of the superhero cycle.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:13:40 PM CST

    Now THAT's a good trailer, finally!

    by kevred

    The previous ones were breathtakingly bad. This one is pretty terrific, and makes me want to see the film again, after the previous ones all but killed that sentiment.I still can't believe how poor the previous ones were.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:17:07 PM CST

    CHAKRA'S NOT BANNED

    by bringingsexyback

    His posts are still in the other talkbacks. Maybe they just got deleted here.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:18:34 PM CST

    WHAT REFERENCE TO CURB ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

    by bringingsexyback

    Can I at least Google it without fear of reprisal????

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:22:06 PM CST

    Chakra had the first post, mine was 2nd

    by battle_royale_with_cheese

    and they both got deleted. Maybe he's not banned after all?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:29:49 PM CST

    This looks fucking corny.

    by kingninereturns

    Are you people serious?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:31:00 PM CST

    nice

    by chipps

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:31:16 PM CST

    Curb reference:

    by kingninereturns

    Search "curb pussy rash"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:33:42 PM CST

    Chakra got that post in on other Kick Ass TB's too

    by ugg

    So does Beaks not watch Curb or something,BringingSexyBack Wordage explained it above pretty well I think, it was in the second to last ep I think where a friend says to Larry she has to take her 9 year old daughter to the doctors because "she has a rash on her pussy"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:37:24 PM CST

    And Chakra asked that question of Hitgirl I think

    by ugg

    Quite funny I thought, obviously only if you get the reference, which the deleter/banner might not have.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:37:32 PM CST

    KINGNINE I JUST YOUTUBED THAT

    by bringingsexyback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:40:28 PM CST

    YA, I THINK CONTEXT IS EVERYTHING WITH THAT COMMENT

    by bringingsexyback

    Remind me never to use it ... hooo boy.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:41:09 PM CST

    So the word "P***y" get you banned?

    by conspiracy

    or just when used in reference to a 12yr old female? Anyone here ever lived in Asia? Europe? Americans are just so uptight these days...I swear to fuck it is like the Ghost of Jerry Falwell crawled up everyone's ass.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:44:20 PM CST

    ...I don't get it. Someone called Mini-Smith...

    by flickapoo

    ...the n----- word in the KARATE KID talkback......makes no fucking sense.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:45:03 PM CST

    ...maybe they wanted to head off another PedoBack.

    by flickapoo

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:46:30 PM CST

    ...but everyone knows a PedoBack can't be stopped...

    by flickapoo

    ...like a massive shit...if it's coming it's coming...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:47:44 PM CST

    CHAKRA! WE HARDLY KNEW YE!!!

    by bringingsexyback

    Except that you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:50:03 PM CST

    FUCK CONTEXT....

    by conspiracy

    either it is ALL OK; or NONE of it of OK.Ya know whats missing from people these days...fucking principals. People used to practice what they fucking preach...not anymore.If Chakra got banned for a Pedo tinged joke...I better not see any ethnic/body issue/political/religious/age jokes....Allah forbid we offend anyone. It's like AICN was taken over by Wahabbists. ooops..No offense to Wahabbists. Fine people...every one.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 5:56:48 PM CST

    ...besides, Harry's Hit Girl headlines are a little...

    by flickapoo

    ...sticky...and most people assume he means no harm.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:00:02 PM CST

    I'm not getting dragged into another...

    by jackalcack

    ...pedoback. The last one nearly ruined my Christmas.

    Hey, BringingSexyBack. Why don't you set up a new username specifically for this occasion...

    BringingPedobackBack

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:01:27 PM CST

    I better not see any Anime/Hentai updates either..

    by conspiracy

    that shit is loaded with underage sexual situations and object sexualization of underaged characters. God forbid someone stumble into one of those TB's and make a joke... If there is going to be a rule, I say full fucking enforcement.I bet right now there is at least one Mod looking at their Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya poster and feeling a bit "dirty".

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:04:14 PM CST

    Geektard_Smasher...

    by conspiracy

    lmfao. Simple response...funny as FUCK.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:17:36 PM CST

    This film looks horrible in my opinion

    by jackalcack

    It just seems to be trying too hard

    When that kid says "I'm Kickass" it just makes me cringe.

    I'm not trolling by the way, just not feeling the same vibe as everyone else on this one which is rubbish really as it's always better to like.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:21:18 PM CST

    What?

    by battle_royale_with_cheese

    "just not feeling the same vibe as everyone else on this one which is rubbish really as it's always better to like."
    Huh?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:21:24 PM CST

    AICN's perfect wetdream is Chloe Moretz

    by poutineforeveryone

    plus a 13 year old Emma Watson threesome. Just saying. PoutineForEveryone is banned.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:22:01 PM CST

    AICN doesn't understand cutting edge comedy

    by poutineforeveryone

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:23:17 PM CST

    I'll wait for the hype to pass before I see this

    by sirbiatchreturns

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:23:40 PM CST

    Geektard_Smasher...exactly..

    by conspiracy

    The Talkbacks are what set it apart. But you start down the censorship road and the fun goes away pretty fast.I also fail to see how a site, and the people who run it, can be so offended by a few lewd jokes, offensive as they may be...considering it puts on a pedestal and idolizes an industry, and many people in it, who wallow in the seven deadly sins. Ya think a guy like Tarantino never made a lewd Pedo Joke? Fucker probably has a time share at the Pedobear Hilton in Thailand with Polanski.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:25:01 PM CST

    ...you know most talkbackers are far too fat to ever catch...

    by flickapoo

    ...a real live minor even if they wanted too......like Rocky and chickens...only more so.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:26:57 PM CST

    A film with absolutely no message and no redeeming social value

    by smokingrobot

    I'm so there opening weekend.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:29:07 PM CST

    Flickapoo....I'd love to responde to that....

    by conspiracy

    but in an attempt to be amusing and humorous I'm affraid I'd offend the all might OZ and get banned.So..just use your imagination and think of some sick amusing thing I'd have said...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:31:09 PM CST

    Oh Oh

    by hipshot

    You know, I have no problem with movies that completely exclude certain groups, and can suppress the "oh...so anyone can be a Superhero as long as they're white" as asininely sensitive. Then...the last shot of the trailer. First black face I see. Obscenely fat. You know what? Leave us out if you must, but if you present us only as grotesque, non-threatening objects of ridicule, I think that is deserving of notice. And of COURSE I don't think it was deliberate. That's what makes it worse.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:31:49 PM CST

    ...Chakra should come back as TheLovelyBones.

    by flickapoo

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:32:05 PM CST

    ...or TheLovelyBanned.

    by flickapoo

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:32:27 PM CST

    ...or TheLovelyBannedBones.

    by flickapoo

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:33:39 PM CST

    ...but not TheSlammin'Salmon. That would be wrong.

    by flickapoo

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:35:14 PM CST

    Hipshot..If I were you I'd ask them to take down

    by conspiracy

    the link to this film. We would not want to be a party to offending you good sir/mam, and I can definitely see how you'd be offended.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:35:35 PM CST

    the ban hammer is as random as Tiger

    by miyamoto_musashi

    and both make no sense, half of the girls look like dogs Tiger and they are the better looking ones

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:36:20 PM CST

    FlickaPoo..How about the "Slammin'PreSpawningSalmon"?

    by conspiracy

    Seems appropriate.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:37:18 PM CST

    Good thing this happened before I continued my Bay Story...

    by conspiracy

    Poor Dakota....

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:38:32 PM CST

    was looking forward to that one conspiracy

    by miyamoto_musashi

    am a big fan of Dakota these days

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:40:35 PM CST

    ...loserguy, if the rash gets real bad you start to leak.

    by flickapoo

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:41:21 PM CST

    I'm feeling rash on the pussy...

    by planetoftherapes

    ...right now as we speak

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:42:32 PM CST

    No WAY! Something Original out of Hollywood?

    by alice cooper stalker

    Looks good.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:43:05 PM CST

    ...Chakra will be fine...it's Meadowe we have to worry...

    by flickapoo

    ...about.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:46:03 PM CST

    Miyamoto_Musashi..Of course you are..

    by conspiracy

    most breathing humans are. Ooops...I'll leave it right there...she is ONLY 16...god forbid I talk about her like she was 730 days older.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:47:21 PM CST

    loserguy3000..NOTHING starts off a new decade like

    by conspiracy

    Rash on the Pussy. Well done sir!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:48:04 PM CST

    loserguy3000

    by planetoftherapes

    Not a problem old boy...

    ...I'm taking her to the vet's tomorrow.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:49:16 PM CST

    HOw many of us will get banned in "The Runaways" TB?

    by conspiracy

    I'm just going to have to stay away on that...These Mods will have the Religious Morality police at my door in 5 minutes...in fact they probably already alerted them.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:49:56 PM CST

    ...I put chocolate sauce on my rash. It's soothing.

    by flickapoo

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:51:48 PM CST

    That bit in the trailer...

    by planetoftherapes

    where the guy makes a semi-sex grunting sound and says...

    "I think I'm in love with her dude"

    PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:58:18 PM CST

    yeah conspiracy 774 days to go

    by miyamoto_musashi

    or so I've heard

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 6:59:25 PM CST

    the Runaways tb will be dangerous for me too

    by miyamoto_musashi

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:02:30 PM CST

    Mark Millar is a one trick pony

    by rabidfnark

    Don't get me wrong he's vveerryy good at that one trick, but deconstructing heroes is pretty much all he does from Red Son to Wolverine to Wanted to Civil War to Kick-Ass now. He's made a career out of it, and that's fine (he's made a lot more money than me) I'm just getting a litlle tired of the same thing over and over. This shouldn't be taken as a blow against the movie though. Looks like Mathew Vaughn did a hell of a job.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:03:32 PM CST

    ...hey, don't say "trick". Or "pony". Bad.

    by flickapoo

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:07:23 PM CST

    ...he also said 'blow' and 'job'...

    by planetoftherapes

    ...in his last couple of sentences.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:07:58 PM CST

    Ya know who is a closet Pedo? Quentin Tarantino..

    by conspiracy

    Watch Kill Bill...twice he plays up child sexuality and child rape...TWICE...in the same film! Fuck..he even used an actress to play Go-Go who is notorious in Japan for her under aged (for the US..the Japanese are not so ...naive)nude pictorials. Ya THINK old QT didn't look at her pics when she was 13-18 when fleshing out the character and getting his jollies? You think it was purely an artistic statement and not some personal desires that put her in a fetish schoolgirl outfit? Yeah...right. Those characters would have worked just as well as abused 18yr olds...Meanwhile Chakra makes a harmless funny and gets erased while QT gets blown. That is the kind of hypocrisy I don't get.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:08:04 PM CST

    hit-girl action

    by punto

    is the most interesting thing about this. where are all those other trailers?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:09:47 PM CST

    ...it would be funny to black out all non dirty words...

    by flickapoo

    ...or potentially dirty words from a post resulting in a strangely filthy string of consciousness mad-lib.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:12:26 PM CST

    DUDE!!!!

    by planetoftherapes

    Don't say "Hit-girl action".

    Some people might seriously get the wrong idea.

    By the way, I'd seriously recommend everyone hitting the below link, it's the whole 'pussy rash' sequence from 'curb' that poor sod Chakra got banned for referencing.

    "Don't tell your mother"

    Fucking classic!! LMFAO!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:12:39 PM CST

    huh...

    by rabidfnark

    guess I'm more of a potty mouth than I thought. hope I didn't offend anyone's delicate sensibilities, or virgin ears. C'mon, If Hit-Girl can say "cunt" aren't I allowed a little shoulder room?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:14:04 PM CST

    Doh!!! Here's the link...

    by planetoftherapes

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWMXJ-LZhk8

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:23:12 PM CST

    ...rabidfnark says, and I quote...

    by flickapoo

    ..."[blank] is a one trick pony...vveerryy good at that trick...from...red...wanted...ass...'s...fine. Just getting a little...thing over and over...this...blow...job."Pedophile. Case closed.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:34:11 PM CST

    Case Closed? Just like that? Still...

    by rabidfnark

    you took the Ass from Kick-Ass and the apostrophe S he's. Hell of a job. Very creative. And I notice that you didn't use the word I had in parentheses from my last post. Too easy, right? Co;or me impressed.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:36:20 PM CST

    From he's

    by rabidfnark

    wouldn't want to mis misunderstood or anything

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:39:05 PM CST

    god, I wish I could type.

    by rabidfnark

    But more posts mean more words to play with right?
    PS. I said "Play" you can probably use that for something, right?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 7:44:41 PM CST

    This movie is holding up the comics!!

    by darthwaz1

    there hasn't been a new issue in fucking months! and it's all probably due to this movie!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:10:58 PM CST

    Flickapoo...if we took out all the foul words,

    by conspiracy

    sexually suggestive comments, hate filled rants, and venom filled diatribes...we'd be left with nothing. Those are the life blood of an AICN talkback...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:12:45 PM CST

    I dunno about Spielberg...but QT definitely has a thing

    by conspiracy

    for the underage storyline and he hit it hard in Kill Bill.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:16:53 PM CST

    Fuck it...I'll be back later...I'm going to In-N-Out..

    by conspiracy

    there is girl working there that looks just like Alyssa Milano..during her "Who's the Boss" years. "Yeah...I'd love a double double animal style"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:18:09 PM CST

    ...conspiracy I meant the opposite...take out all the...

    by flickapoo

    ...NOT potentially dirty words...leaving just words like sticky, throbbing, viscous, candy, lick, repeatedly, bobbing, surprise!, deflated.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:24:06 PM CST

    QT is one ugly motherfracker

    by isleptwithkathybatesandallthatigotwasthi

    It wouldn't surprise me if he likes 'em young. The only way he can get pussy is to lure it into his penthouse using a trail of chocolate covered peanuts.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:28:10 PM CST

    I like that the heroes use GUNS occasionally.

    by reportabuse

    You know the old fanboy whine, "well...in REAL LIFE the bad guys would just shoot the people in the funny costumes" or "why don't they just SHOOT instead of playing ninja" ... I like that these heroes don't have some secret honor code against using firearms in addition to playing ninja. Adds a gritty sort of realism I think.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:29:18 PM CST

    AM I THE ONLY PERSON TROUBLED BY THIS FILM!?!?

    by weapon m

    I'm already having heavy problems with this film... When I read the comic book the appeal I had with it that made it different from the other comics was the genuine attempt at realism. And here we are watching the trailer to this movie and they are doing things that the comic book said would be bullshit. It pretty much makes the problems this kid had in the original story trite. This Hollywood shit in the movie is just reinforcing what the comic book was attempting to dismiss. that you can't do the very things you see in comic books and movies. It was the world of (pseudo) reality. It's really looking stupid to me right now. I'll just take it as a totally different story then the one that was in the comic to take it serious at all.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:30:00 PM CST

    I want all the misguided pedo--baggage @ssholes...

    by boober

    decrying (from thier soapbox) the "travesty" that is the funnier, hardcore preview to stand up and take ownership and responsibility for the huge backlash that will come when mommies and daddies say it is ok for johnny 10 year old to see this movie and they realize it isn't the boring, vanilla BS that is this trailer.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:30:28 PM CST

    Nic Cage reeks of "I'm still cool" attitude.

    by onin solstice

    The balding, twitchy, long faced loser who battled everyone so he could play Superman and failed, is hard at work trying to redeem himself with crap like Ghost Rider. Kick Ass might help his rep, but he needs to chill with this super hero thing of his.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:32:29 PM CST

    BTW, I did splooge a little over this trailer.

    by reportabuse

    Not in a creepy, "ewww, pervo" kind of way mind you, just in a metaphorical fanboy kind of way, you know, like we talk about eyeballs being raped and all that stuff. I'm not one of those guys that, like, has to keep his porch light off at Halloween or anything.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:34:06 PM CST

    oh and one more thing

    by weapon m

    I noticed and thought it was cool that there were so many people of color in this comic series. There were latin and black people through out this comic book unlike many other comics I've read. It was another attempt at reality and I appreciated that aspect of the book too. This movie just yanks out that aspect as well as other realistic pieces from the movie. Everything NON-typical about "Kickass" was just made typical by the movie. It's going to be one of the many things troubling me about this film. I'm entitled to my opinion. It bothers me.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:42:40 PM CST

    Cage redeemed himself with Bad Lieutenant

    by reportabuse

    And Kick Ass will further augment his ongoing redemption, assuming he doesn't blow it all in that upcoming medieval flick the title of which I forgot.

    Reply to Talkback

  • ...but over this one? I hate it for ya's...but this looks like a shitpotload of pure unadulterated hillarious fun. Can't wait.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:57:28 PM CST

    NICE CAGE NEEDS A CAREER BOOST....

    by tehcreepythinman

    With BL : Port Call of New Orleans and KICK-ASS, I hope that he gets a second wind.....AND STOPS BUYING FUCKING CASTLES!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 8:59:51 PM CST

    As a resident female...

    by scarywaitress

    ... I would like to take this opportunity to say, that and sexual problems y'all have with the trailers I've seen to this point is all your own baggage. I don't really see the problem with this. This CLEARLY isn't being marketed to kids- a good thing- and I fail to see how an 11 year old kicking ass and taking names is exploitation. This actress is not slave labor, no one is forcing her to do this. In addition, I would like to offer that she is living out my 11-year-old, picked on social outcast's ultimate fantasy. I dreamed of being able to do this to my classmates from the tender age of EIGHT. Boys aren't the only ones who like to kick some serious ass. Seriously, I log on to see wassup, and I find Chakra is banned, people are whining, and someone is calling QT a pedophile. Jesus... I must have broken into the wrong bottle of pills tonight. This can't be.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 9:14:49 PM CST

    To be eight again and

    by rabidfnark

    to be able to beat the shit out of my classmates...yeah, sign me up. Doubt I'm the only one on that guestlist, though.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 9:23:18 PM CST

    Conspiracy..

    by hipshot

    I appreciate your oh so sincere concern for my feelings, but they aren't made of glass. I don't want anybody taking anything down. If I have to live with unconscious racial stereotyping, so be it. But I reserve the right to point it out. If you're not comfortable with that, imagine how it feels to be on this side.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 9:35:46 PM CST

    Blake Lively is Carol Ferris

    by terry1978

    Apparently it has just been verified online.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:08:01 PM CST

    It's Official...Comingsoon.net

    by blhotz

    PWNs this site. Star Trek news over there before here? Oh, and this movie looks much better than I thought!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:10:49 PM CST

    Fuck, fucking motherfuck!!!

    by burnhollywood

    WHY THE FUCK do all these non-YouTube players have to have their volume maxed the fuck out? Fuckin' amateurs.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:16:06 PM CST

    Hitgirl kinda reminds me of Lazytown's Steph...

    by burnhollywood

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFoVmkSi4VY

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:17:07 PM CST

    It looks pretty good actually. Much better than teaser...

    by thewaqman

    And yeah, Hitgirl reminds me of the LazyTown chick right now.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:33:50 PM CST

    Damn, this looks like good, geeky fun!

    by johnny ahab

    I'm there opening night!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:41:12 PM CST

    Just got back from Daybreakers

    by danielplainviewonvacationinboston

    No Kick-Ass trailer, damn it! But did get the A-Team. Daybreakers was beautifully violent and the Anti-Twilight with a lot of Dafoe awesomeness. Absolutely loved it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:41:59 PM CST

    It looks good, but...

    by wookie_weed

    If they don't have super powers, why is Hit Girl leaping around like a wushu Matrix extra and flinging switchblades like John Locke?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:44:04 PM CST

    Did QT get called a pedophile?

    by danielplainviewonvacationinboston

    What the hell is wrong with you people? Why the fuck is all of this pedo stuff even getting thrown around? There is absolutely NOTHING exploitative about Kick-Ass. Grow the fuck up.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:45:07 PM CST

    Wookie_Weed:

    by danielplainviewonvacationinboston

    To answer your query, YES. That might not make sense to you now, but it will, young padawan, it will.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:50:10 PM CST

    ART CLOKEY, CREATOR OF GUMBY, HAS DIED!!!

    by tehcreepythinman

    http://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/breaking_news/story/982411.html

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 10:51:37 PM CST

    They need to move this up to like...now.

    by dogsoup

  • Jan 08, 2010 11:20:46 PM CST

    The ban hammer scenario

    by peanutbutterslut

    Bans are random and done for fun by the staff and other celebrities. You little people are pawns for their game.



    Remember remember the fifth of
    November

    Banhammer, treason and plot.


    I see no reason why banhammer,

    treason



    Should ever be forgot...



    We are educated.



    We have many I.P.s and cannot be banned for ever



    We are Legion



    We are dominos ™ (try our 555 special)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 11:21:39 PM CST

    Oh, and

    by peanutbutterslut

    fuck you guys

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 11:23:53 PM CST

    V

    by peanutbutterslut

    V (this v looks like the one from the movie k?)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 08, 2010 11:45:42 PM CST

    Hit Girl's leaping

    by hipshot

    Hopefully, she leaps like that because she was trained from birth. Which means that her daddy was planning this long before the initial "Kick Ass" incident, I guess. I mean, if a stunt person can do it (without wires or FX) then it doesn't require super powers, right?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 12:11:51 AM CST

    Unleash the BANHAMMAH!

    by star hump

    Sounds like a cool Marvel Comics space weapon or something. Oh wait, I can't use "cool" and "Marvel Comics" in the same sentence anymore. Those days are over.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 12:18:56 AM CST

    SAW THE TRAILOR

    by uberman

    Vile, foul mouthed little kids engaged in acts of violence. Then theres an X factor-something about the movie just feels...ugly. Count me out.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:04:52 AM CST

    People cheered when this trailer came on

    by rene_belloq_12inch_figure

    and it was a packed AMC theater. Pretty cool.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:18:39 AM CST

    Fumbles... it was always Fumbles

    by jeangrey_x23_lesbosex

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:25:42 AM CST

    CHILDREN ARE PERFECT SWEET LITTLE ANGELS

    by haterofcrap

    just kidding. evil little pricks. finally one does something useful in this movie.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:37:03 AM CST

    Hopefully it's not as shitty and worthless

    by dingbatty

    as the comic series.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:58:33 AM CST

    Thanks, DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBosto n

    by wookie_weed

    But no thanks for your name! Geezus. :-P I'll definitely check out the comics Kick Ass is adpated from.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:59:48 AM CST

    Nic Cage in a film that won't suck!

    by wookie_weed

    I guess he's adapting the fire-blindly-and-one-bullet-will-hit-the-target-surely approach with all the films he's in this year.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 2:10:19 AM CST

    But, Wookie_Weed,

    by danielplainviewonvacationinboston

    Boston is often considered the milk shake capital of the world! My name has relevance! (not really, TWBB is just my fave film)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:14:59 AM CST

    Something about this movie reminds me of Watchmen.

    by dailysportspages

    But in a good way.
    I liked Watchmen, and im not a Zach Snyder hater... but it would probably have been a much better movie if done by a guy like Matthew Vaughn.


    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:25:34 AM CST

    Leon: The Proffesional

    by nixeclips

    Had a weird and creepy pedo vibe. Still a great movie, but it kinda creeps me out.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:26:38 AM CST

    Damn.

    by nixeclips

    I spelled "professional" incorrectly. Fuck.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:29:29 AM CST

    I think it's supposed to be like Leon

    by dingbatty

    crossed with the Robin concept taken to a logical extreme, what would happen if a child was trained to be a fighter/assassin.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:38:30 AM CST

    Ding

    by nixeclips

    You can't avoid how she is trying to seduce him and how he is tempted. It's all there.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 4:13:13 AM CST

    Reminds Me Of Mystery Men

    by davidaq

    Thats not a good thing

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 4:46:20 AM CST

    JCVD on EXPENDABLES and SLY IMPRESSION

    by damiz707

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szLoJhywUdQ&feature=player_embedded

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:26:02 AM CST

    Do you really think it'll hit outside of niche crowds?

    by unchienandalou

    I have doubts. I hate superhero movies and most forms of cinematic gimmickry, which leads me to believe I'm not going to be onboard with the bukkake parade on this one. Perhaps my hatred of children prevents me from buying into an alternate reality where a feeble kid could wield deadly weapons better than somebody empowered with an older age. A little girl saying cunt and cutting off limbs doesn't constitute the reinvention of geek cinema's wheel in my estimation.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:38:24 AM CST

    Advance glorification of this magnitude

    by unchienandalou

    Will lead to a vicious backlash if this is simply a matter of people feeling special for being privy to it first and then expressing their admiration for it in an exaggerated manner. This has happened countlessly in the past, so hopefully the film's over-the-moon champions will be understanding of the instinct to approach it with a circumspect mindset.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 6:07:58 AM CST

    Wyndam Earle

    by asimovlives

    It's called extensive training since birth.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 6:11:50 AM CST

    Maybe KICK ASS is a cautionary tale

    by asimovlives

    for all those who have felt tempted to dress up and fight crime as if they are super-heroes. And for god's sake, no colour blinded people allowed. They costumes would be too horrible, like the Blue Raja dressed all in green.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 6:13:11 AM CST

    UnChienAndalou

    by asimovlives

    It's a strange AICN phenomenum that they hype the shit out of stuff. I'm starting to believe that they love the hype more then the movies themselves, and they judge the movies on the hype and not on their own qualities, if you know what i mean.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 7:27:07 AM CST

    i havent been in ireland for the past few months..

    by emeraldboy

    I just came back two days and I asked my friend did he want to see avatar and he said no. he really wasnt interested.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 7:32:09 AM CST

    sure cage looks like he is having a good time...

    by emeraldboy

    but that scene in the firing range with his daughter is awful where he shoots her is awful. there is something amoral about this film.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 7:41:20 AM CST

    Aww yeah!

    by lastofthev8interceptors

    Can't wait! The Hives song was nice choice too.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 9:55:13 AM CST

    James Cameron is outraged by Kick-Ass

    by nem_wan

    Remember his T2 commentary where Cameron said that even in the context of fighting killer robots from the future it would be obscenely wrong to show a child firing a weapon, so he would only show John helping to carry and reload for others?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 11:03:46 AM CST

    bannings are funny

    by manzoniman

    mostly for the indignation and self-righteous protests by people who are entitled to NOTHING from this site - least of all "fair" treatment (whatever that means). If Harry and the gang are sitting around and randomly banning people on whims, then I say more power to them. Just because we like to get super far up our own asses and say dumb shit - doesn't mean the creators of this site owe us anything. If we don't like how they run this site - our only legitimate recourse is to FUCK OFF. We didn't create this site, they did. It's free. If they want to ban me because I say some dumb shit - it doesn't matter if I'm "misunderstood" or "quoted out of context" or if what I said wasn't as bad as what someone else said - if Harry Knowles says I need to SHUT THE FUCK UP for good in HIS talkback, then I need to SHUT THE FUCK UP and call it ice cream.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 11:18:46 AM CST

    I WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE IF IT DIDN'T HAVE 2 THINGS

    by bringingsexyback

    1) Nic Cage

    2) Chloe being shot in the chest by Nic Cage

    Make no mistake - this general audiences friendly trailer is a misleading bait-and-switch for the real thing, and any word-of-mouth from psychologically mature audience members will sink this movie within a week.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 11:42:05 AM CST

    BSB

    by jackalcack

    How do you know about that scene? Is it in the comic or something?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 11:56:17 AM CST

    JACKALACK

    by bringingsexyback

    It was in the first, horribly cut trailer. That's what cemented my hateful attitude for this movie to begin with.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 11:57:01 AM CST

    manzoniman is right

    by ironburl

    If this were any other site, especially one I ran, a lot of you would have felt the sting of the banhammer long ago.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 12:16:29 PM CST

    Haters are funny

    by captainaxis

    Rooting for Kick Ass to fail as if their lives depend on it. So if this movie becomes a hit, will you be back to admit that your pretentious, self-righteous comments on these talkbacks were wrong? Personally I don't care if the film turns out to be massively popular or sinks like Watchmen. Call me crazy, but box office has absolutely zero effect on me or my opinion of a movie. Who fucking cares?

    BSB, are you suggesting that you are a "psychologically mature" person because you're not interested in Kick Ass? The Green Lantern talkbacks (wherein you fantasized about Ryan Reynolds' cock in tight spandex) would like to have a word with you. Also, you're a Michael Jackson groupie who saw no problem with a 40-year-old sleeping in the same bed with a bunch of kids.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:08:27 PM CST

    Ya know there really are "real life" superheroes...

    by asimovdiedofaids

    ... but since it's illegal to actually go around beating people up, they all just give out blankets to the homeless and tell kids not to do drugs and other lame-ass sh*t like that. Check out this website: http://www.worldsuperheroregistry.com/ and get ready to laugh your ass off.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:12:41 PM CST

    Millar's writing is always off putting to me.

    by ddman26

    I never read the comic but I hated Wanted as a comic so I never gave Kick Ass as shot. His stuff comes across as "look how clever I am."

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:24:15 PM CST

    BSB

    by jackalcack

    There's so much I hate about this film I don't know where to begin.

    I can't remember a time ever when I've felt such vitriol towards something based purely on its concept and a few trailers.

    I guess you hang around AICN for long enough and something's bound to rub off!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:31:26 PM CST

    The "Nick Cage shoots his daughter" trailer...

    by asimovlives

    ... is so far the ebst KICK ASS trailer yet. There's soemthign so perversely wrong with it that just makes it hillarious and so devilish enjoyable. I'm actually happy that a movie like this actually exists. A nice contrast to the PC shit.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 1:36:35 PM CST

    Asimov

    by jackalcack

    I think what's 'perversely wrong' is that dude in the most recent trailer getting a fucking hard on over Hit Girl.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 2:09:24 PM CST

    like watchmen, except enjoyable to sit through

    by precinct_13

    last but not least i'd like to thank the big man upstairs. kundalini out.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 2:46:53 PM CST

    TB Ppl Can B Such Morons...

    by blhotz

    Pretty sure he didn't say he got hard just that he was in love - HUGE DIFFERENCE. And, real-life super-heroes can do a bit more than hand out blanekts, lol, never heard of "citizen's arrest"?!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:14:36 PM CST

    ssɐ ʞɔıʞ

    by anonymoose

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:32:20 PM CST

    A citizen's arrest is a hard thing to pull off

    by asimovlives

    You need witnesses to justify and proof you had legit reasons to take the freedom of soembody else, which is what an arrest is, the removal of somebody's freedom to bring into judical trial.The things that this masked vigilantes would do would be not only illegal, but irrelevant. to beat down some muggers or criminals and leave them tied up to some place for the cops to get them, it would be usless. There would still be no real linking evidence between them and the crimes they are supposed to have practiced. Wors,t the anominity of the masked vigilante actions would mean there would be no witnesses to the events. adn worst of all, the vigilantes are not a recognized law enformcement entity. This means any people the masked vigilantes would catch would get scott free and out of prision in an heartbeat for illegal arrest. Hell, they migth not even see the inside of a jail. Hell, the cops would probably not even dare to make the arrest, in fear a smart lawer would fuck them up in court and make them lose their jobs.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:34:21 PM CST

    jackalcack

    by asimovlives

    I didn't read it that way. It looked more like an expression of admiration. sometimes, i'm forced to admit with others who complain that americasn do tend to have a pretty puritanical and repressed vision of things. Sometimes it's very hard to disagree with that.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:40:33 PM CST

    I don't get the negativity surrounding this film

    by mradriano

    It looks like one of the best times to have at the movies ESPECIALLY if you're a fan of comic books.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 3:46:45 PM CST

    yea yea yea

    by tregeek

    go watch the hit girl red band trailer..sooo sick damn i dont wanna have to wait this movie is gonna umm KICK ASS!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 4:21:03 PM CST

    ASS WILL BE KICKED!

    by americanwerewolf

  • Jan 09, 2010 4:50:06 PM CST

    Am I the only person who remembers...

    by iowa snot client

    "Hero at Large" with John Ritter? It's entirely possible.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:00:08 PM CST

    Not for wimps, dorks, or pencil-neck geeks!

    by americanwerewolf

    Just kiddin', there'll be a lotta nerd-love for this project. First of all, Mark Millar is the Michael Bay of comics. I think he's a mad bastard who puts out big, kinetic comics. His Ultimates was one of the best titles of the decade. We've seen how this concept is polarizing people who see it. It's all very subjective- either the "joke" appeals to you, or you can analyze the shit out of it, denying that it has any value as entertainment. I get the fact that some of you are very cerebral, and expect, I dunno, a transcendant moviegoing experience. I don't know if I speak for the "common geek" (is there such a thing?), but as long as something's not out-and-out retarded, I'm willing to give it a shot. The director and cast inspire faith in me, and the trailers represent the source material well (a problem I had with WANTED). Sitting here critiquing an action scene with an 11-year-old girl in it makes ya sound like some kinda narrow-minded pansy.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:02:21 PM CST

    I remember Hero at Large, Snot.

    by americanwerewolf

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:06:25 PM CST

    Ha!

    by rickydmontoya

    FUCKING AWESOME with 7 SCOOPS OF BADASS on top and a HEAPING HELPING OF HOT CHOCOLATE LOVE and one helluva cool Cherry to complete it.

    Yeah right. Sorry we don't believe you because you're a fucking hack.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:27:28 PM CST

    AmericanWerewolf

    by asimovlives

    Comparing somebody with Michael Bay is not a praise, it's a damnation. You are basically comparing somebody with shit. Lots and lots of shit.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:29:23 PM CST

    I'll go watch KICK ASS on principle

    by asimovlives

    It's directed by the guy who made the excelent and awesome LAYER CAKE. That guy gets my shilling. The fact the movie looks completly insane and bonkers only adds to it's charm.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:53:05 PM CST

    AsimovLives

    by americanwerewolf

    I was just making a comparison; it wasn't really praise. Like it or don't like it, Bay does massive, blockbuster productions that obviously don't appeal to discriminating viewers like you. Millar's stuff are the comic book equivalent of that.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:55:37 PM CST

    Two Complaints

    by cupacakepirate

    1. An 11 year old girl saying "cunt". There is absolutely no reason for a girl that young to know or say that word. Call me old fashioned but it bugs me.
    2. Christopher Mintz-Plaatz. Why do they feel the need to carry his career any further? He's a one hit wonder in my eyes. Him and that one note hack Michael Cera.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:57:37 PM CST

    KICK ASS has certainly piqued my interest.

    by americanwerewolf

    I liked Layer Cake, and this looks off the chain.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 5:57:46 PM CST

    Asimov

    by jackalcack

    Admiration? He says "I think I'm IN LOVE WITH HER"

    That's pedo talk if ever I heard it.

    By the way, I'm a Brit.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 6:06:50 PM CST

    A valid complaint, Cupcake.

    by americanwerewolf

    I agree that's a bit much. But more McLovin is a good thing in my eyes. He's yer basic go-to goofy dork. For me, Cera is a likable, low-key guy. I'm not easily impressed, but he's like, a kid. I'll forgive him if he doesn't have the range of a Dustin Hoffman at this stage in his career.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 6:29:33 PM CST

    CupcakePirate:

    by danielplainviewonvacationinboston

    How can you call Mintz-Plasse a one hit wonder? He has played in two major films thus far, and, in both, his character was scripted almost identically. Just because someone gets typecast doesn't mean that they are one-note or a hack. I have to completely disagree with you about Cera, as well. I don't understand all of the hate towards him, Year One was the worst thing he's done, and it was in no way his fault. Can't wait for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World to shut up all of these Cera haters.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 6:31:37 PM CST

    jackalcack:

    by danielplainviewonvacationinboston

    That is the only negative part of the trailer -- it cuts out the response to the "I'm in love with her". Seriously, only an individual with EXTREME mental deficiencies could possibly call this film pedo. Very, very extreme. All of you bringing up the subject have my sympathy, as you have obviously dealt with it on a personal level. That, or you aren't paying any attention and are just hating something because you have the ability to hate. So that's good.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 6:34:33 PM CST

    She's too young to inspire "Portman Professional" lust.

    by stuntcock mike

    Just barely though.



    "Happy Birthday Mr. President"



    Yeesh.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 6:40:52 PM CST

    CupacakePirate..What Planet do you live on?

    by thenonoxynolfailed

    First time poster here...but I had to ring in on this.Let me tell you...by the time me or any of my friends was 11 or 12...we'd have put any sailor to shame..and we even knew what the words meant too. As someone who has an educator as a good friend, let me assure you at 11 this girl is as dirty mouthed as anyone here.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 6:58:37 PM CST

    Daniel

    by jackalcack

    So let me get this straight...you're defending a film where a guy in his late teens exclaims he is 'in love' with a LITTLE GIRL of 12.

    ...and I'm the one with extreme mental deficiencies for saying this is pedo.

    That's fucking hilarious. Hilarious.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 7:02:00 PM CST

    jackalcack...

    by americanwerewolf

    ...is a funny name.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 7:05:21 PM CST

    CupcakePirate lives on the same planet...

    by americanwerewolf

    ...as the rest of us. What te hell kind of godforsaken, parentless shithole do you live in where kids talk like that?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 7:06:36 PM CST

    UH WHAT?!!

    by mainman2001

    SO, I'VE READ ONLY THE FIRST FEW ISSUES OF THIS AND LOVED IT AT FIRST BUT THE IDEA BECOME REALLY OLD EXTREMELY FAST AND COMPLETELY LOST INTEREST. NOW, THIS MOVIE LOOKS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY STUPID!!! SERIOUSLY WHY DOES ANYONE WANT TO SEE THIS. IT LOOKS CHEAP AND DOESN'T HIT THE TONE AT ALL. WHY DO YOU NERDS WANT TO SEE THIS FILM? YET YOU SLAM AVATAR? DO YOU GUY'S ACTUALLY LIKE BAD MOVIES? I'M STARTING TO THINK SO BECAUSE EVERY TIME SOMEONE ON THIS SITE LOVES A MOVIE IT TURNS OUT TO BE BAD AND I MEAN REALLY BAD. I'M REALLY CONFUSED. IT LIKE EVERYONE KNOWS THE DIRECTORS AND THAT'S WHY THEY LIKE THE MOVIES.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 7:28:04 PM CST

    My God...

    by americanwerewolf

    I think I actually understood some of that! He does raise an interesting point. I've noticed here that there are times when, for whatever reason, geeks will come out of the woodwork to praise some obscure 80s curiousity like it was the finest artistic achievement of the era. Quite amusing.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 8:18:43 PM CST

    True, Millar is a shit writer BUT

    by thewaqman

    this is totally Vaughn's film by the looks of it. Which is definitely a good thing, he still hasn't let me down.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 8:26:12 PM CST

    AmericanWerewolf...Los Angeles...

    by thenonoxynolfailed

    I'd say given your shock over common language usage by the tween/teen set...you probably live in Utah, Idaho or Montana.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 8:35:13 PM CST

    Dude.

    by americanwerewolf

    I don't live in some remote area. I'm just saying as a rule, normal kids do not talk like that outside of an episode of South Park. No matter how much you insist. Common language my ass. Further proof that California is the gateway to Hell.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 8:37:16 PM CST

    Earthquakes, mudslides...

    by americanwerewolf

    Brushfires, gangbangers, and now, foulmouthed little kids. Honestly, I'd move.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 8:52:10 PM CST

    I'm all for swearing

    by cupacakepirate

    and I'm not an old man by a long shot...just something about seeing that little girl say "cunt" was bit over the top. I know kids swear, but it was a tough pill to swallow. I'll wait to see the movie in it's entirety before I can fully judge. Other than that, I'm all for Kick-Ass being an awesome movie.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 9:45:52 PM CST

    still not sold

    by kidkombo

    its looks so ridiculous, i just cant get too hyped for it. if it turns out to be great, ill be surprised...big recommendation from harry but that dont mean too much these days.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 10:12:39 PM CST

    I FOUND DEVIN FARACI'S FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEO!!!

    by tehcreepythinman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f27K1RN4ceU

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 10:44:45 PM CST

    I remember Hero at Large slightly.

    by cyberskunk

    I didn't actually watch the whole movie, but saw a few scenes on television. One scene I'm thinking of had a line, "Hi, mind if I drop in?" or maybe that's from a different movie. "Such a nice, young man," said an elderly person. At least in my memory.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 11:25:19 PM CST

    TCTM

    by megan_foxs_tool_box

    That video was wrong in so many ways, and yet, i kept watching it...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 09, 2010 11:55:30 PM CST

    no subject

    by gogo bananas

    The language is tame. Go piss off an 11 year old who's confident you won't get your hands on him and see what comes out of his mouth. And shooting a kid is one thing when it's a tough as nails, willingly participating kid rather than a helpless victem kid.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 12:39:13 AM CST

    The Banning or editing of Chaka is lame

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    I was banned once for telling dirty jokes, guess I should have included Chocolate covered pussy juice. Seriously Harry and Co, you guys shoulda banned over half of us after the Mass Sex and the City review... Now THAT was some funny shit. You guys shoot yourselves in the foot when you pick on someone who is known to have intelligent debate yet people like Nerd Rage float around for fuckin weeks.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 12:42:01 AM CST

    also this film looks...dare I say it.... Kickass?

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

  • Jan 10, 2010 12:42:37 AM CST

    wah!!!! she said cunt.

    by macready452

    the girl is a little more world wise than your average 11 yr old. its a taunt. the kid who says, "..I'm in love.." is probably only 3 or 4 years older than her and I'm sure it's in jest and not literal.you people sound like the same fucks that are translating the Bible in a literal sense. bunch of tards.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 1:21:20 AM CST

    ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ƃuıʌıן sʇɐɔ puɐ sƃop

    by drmorbius

  • Jan 10, 2010 4:37:32 AM CST

    Macready

    by jackalcack

    So he's 15 or 16 and she's 12. TWELVE!!!

    You're telling me you think that's cool?

    It didn't sound like it was in jest to me. The geezer was leering over here.

    It kind of disgusts me that you are defending that scene.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 4:43:06 AM CST

    ...sorry 'her' not 'here'

    by jackalcack

    I think it's very difficult to try and explain that scene away in any other light other than a creepy guy crushing on a 12 year old.

    He even makes a sighing sound before he delivers the line!

    Seriously, this shit is so wrong.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 5:28:29 AM CST

    jackalcack

    by asimovlives

    Yeah, because Britain is not know for sexual repression morals and mentality and all that, right?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 5:29:37 AM CST

    AmericanWerewolf

    by asimovlives

    No no, it's not discriminating viewers who find Michael Bay's movie awful. It's just people who aren't retard.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 5:49:36 AM CST

    Asimov

    by jackalcack

    You've completely lost me with your incomprehensible last post.

    To be honest anyone who tries to defend that whole "in love with a 12 year old" part of that trailer as you were doing is not someone who's opinion means anything to me anyway.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 6:25:55 AM CST

    Chloe was good in "(500) Days of Summer"

    by mr. profit

    For a young child it seems acting comes pretty natural to her. She's not annoying and her acting isn't insincere. Hopefully she won't get typecast as an angry little girl after "Kick Ass".

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 6:36:14 AM CST

    Jackalcack

    by shadowvoyd

    OK... we, as viewers/readers know how old Hit Girl is. Check. However, the kid viewing a crappy internet vid of a masked girl who's identity is unknown and age undetermined kicking ass might be forgiven for his reaction.

    The point is, we know. That's the damn joke. It's supposed to be squick-worthy. And considering the "acceptable to be attractive" build most girls strive for (see, pre-teen boy as a girl), I again say, he didn't know any better. To which I again say, that's the damn joke.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 6:51:17 AM CST

    cursing kids

    by emeraldboy

    only works if they are a) puppets or b)cartoons

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 6:58:16 AM CST

    emeraldboy

    by shadowvoyd

    I can safely say the last three decades or so in terms of movie clearly makes that a highly asshat statement. Unless you were being sarcastic. The internet's built in sarcasm buffer is a tricksy bastard.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 7:00:34 AM CST

    Or, in terms of movies

    by shadowvoyd

    Can we have an edit button over here? Harry? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 7:49:53 AM CST

    Tom Cullen was banned...

    by stegman84

    ...for saying that the only think Merrick brought to the site was copyright infringement. I thought it was a pretty funny line, someone else apparently...didn't. Of course, this was before the current "look look look look look-at-me I've got a twitter account, aren't I all teh kewl 'n stuff?" Merrick, back when he was still posting a dozen youtube videos with each and every two line, second hand, three day old, borrowed story taken from elsewhere on the web, and posted as news. 99% of times the ban hammer is both stupidly random and utterly bewildering when it actually gets used around here.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 9:17:53 AM CST

    ShadowVoyd

    by jackalcack

    If that's supposed to be a joke I guess it's not my humour. I just find everything about the character of Hit Girl extremely unpleasant but as has been proven by this and the previous Kick Ass talkback I'm in the minority.

    Thanks for being civil though. A lot of people on here resort to name calling and profanity when they disagree with you.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 11:40:10 AM CST

    I can't believe $65 million was spent on this crap...

    by qweruiop

    ...because it will be an utter box office bomb. First off you have an R rating on it, which means less revenue up front. The comic book fans that can legally go see it alone are just a niche market. Then the general public 18+ that can go see it on their own, they will be repulsed at seeing an 11 year old girl swearing, slicing guys legs off, and shooting men through their mouths. These general public patrons will be parents who will have sons/daughters of their own, and they will have such disdain at seeing such a thing from such a young girl. Older people can take R-rated action, ala T2 or Die Hard, but even they have limits. Right there you lose 80% of the market. Secondly it's a comic book movie, which as discussed before is a niche market already. Unless it's a big draw like Batman or Iron Man. THIS is not a big draw, nor was it ever a big draw to begin with. Which leads me to my third point. It's a niche of a niche comic book, meaning its fans are only a few among the already small number of comic book fans out there. All of this means that this movie will open to around $10 million or so, which is already the bulk of the hard-core comic book fans, then drop off afterwards. This means that the $65 million spent on the budget alone, plus the average $35 in marketing, equals over $75 million lost for the studio after one takes away the theaters' commission. Utter failure.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 11:43:27 AM CST

    That $75 million lost figure...

    by qweruiop

    ...I forgot to mention that includes the additional revenue earned from a worldwide gross. So $10 million earned here + the supposed $25 million earned overseas is $35 million. Divide that by 2 (theaters' commission), subtract that from the $95 million cost, and you have a loss of over $75 million.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 11:48:43 AM CST

    qweruiop

    by jackalcack

    I hope you're right.

    This horrible piece of shit deserves to bomb.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 12:11:29 PM CST

    lipstick out

    by sammich

    I am a dog. This trailer makes my lipstick come out of the sheath. Also, I eat poo.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 12:37:16 PM CST

    I'm not buying it...

    by murdermostfowl

    This movie looks like it is barely one step above "spy kids" meets "Mystery Men". This movie even looks like it handles its premise hold half assed... are they teen losers who want to do a super hero twist on "revenge of the nerds" or are they actually real vigilantes who, despite not having fucked up lives, find there is enough injustice in the world to take on real criminals and still show up for geometry class. Even as a farce that's pretty weak.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 1:00:38 PM CST

    Why do the people who hate Kick Ass...

    by captainaxis

    ...subject themselves to every trailer, clip, and news article about it? And they post several times in every Kick Ass talkback, in a pathetic "look at me" fashion. Someone PLEASE explain this bizarre, masochistic behavior to me.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 1:23:05 PM CST

    Stardust is a great movie.....

    by nuking the fridge

    Not many people have seen it....I am slowly telling all friends to watch it no matter what. My best friend watched it last night with me, and totally loved it. She is so stocked to see Kick-Ass now too. Matthew Vaughn is a good filmmaker.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 1:56:58 PM CST

    CaptainAxis

    by cupacakepirate

    That's because the internet is full of contradictions. It's cool to hate, didn't you get the memo?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 2:14:55 PM CST

    Captain Axis

    by jackalcack

    This website is about opinions, both positive and negative.

    Stick around a while, you'll get the idea.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 3:19:33 PM CST

    Yeah, I get the idea

    by captainaxis

    You hate Kick Ass because seeing a 10-year-old girl in a Halloween costume gives you dirty thoughts, which you then project onto those of us who think this movie looks like a cool, quirky, unique take on the superhero genre. You've posted multiple times in every recent Kick Ass talkback. We heard your opinion loud and clear, so why not move on to a talkback about something you actually like?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 4:06:20 PM CST

    jackalcack

    by asimovlives

    Come again? You have some serious confusion going on in your mind. And issues. Lots of issues.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 4:28:50 PM CST

    Axis

    by jackalcack

    I don't like what's being portrayed in this film and am merely expressing myself here as to many, many other people about a great many other thing. You're right though, it is an utter waste of my time.

    What fucking pisses me off is that you attack me personally, the same way you did with BSB in the last talkback. Unnecessary.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 4:32:31 PM CST

    Asimov

    by jackalcack

    You're absolutely correct about me being confused, your previous post was very confusing...

    "Yeah, because Britain is not know for sexual repression morals and mentality and all that, right?"

    Would you mind re-writing that into something that makes sense?

    Incidentally, I suspect you yourself have lots of issues. I've been reading the Star Trek talkback. You're not exactly Mr. Popularity are you?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 4:48:10 PM CST

    This will do fine...

    by halsolo

    First off this trailer is one of the best I've seen in ages - it looks fun as hell. People were cheering after it @ Daybreakers. Second - from what I saw at ComicCon it has enough of a "heart" to hook normal people. People LIKE wish fulfillment fantasy (see AVATAR's success) and this isn't mean spirited to comic fans - it just takes the piss out of them on a level normal people can relate to. Perfect for mainstream to get behind that and then root for the underdog. For all the fucked up violence Hit Girl dishes out in that Red Band trailer (which was shown @ Con to applause with only temp VFX) the best bit was Kick Ass' honest reaction to the carnage - an on screen mirror of the audience's shock and awe. That's good film-making - it immediately diffuses the shock value with an empathetic character. If the whole movie works on that level, enough people will enjoy it to make it a BLADE style sleeper at the least. $65 million is low enough to recoup investment + proft before dvd sales. Besides - AICN talk backers be damned, Nic Cage gets people into theaters. Also - you're all going to see it whether you bitch about it or not just to have something to praise/complain about online, so they have the geek camp covered.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 4:48:46 PM CST

    I gotta ask...

    by xalener

    Do people here know that this movie is actually based on a series of comics?

    They talk like they don't.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 5:16:00 PM CST

    Nic Cages mustache

    by artcy

    Looks like doo doo on his face.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 6:47:03 PM CST

    UNLIKE THE CHEESY CHARACTERS IN THIS MOVIE

    by total fucking destruction

    I can fly, see through walls, be invisible, read your mind, and deliver TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 6:56:21 PM CST

    jackalcack

    by captainaxis

    I'd like to remind you that it was "your side" that started the personal attacks when it was insinuated that anyone who liked the Hit Girl clip was a pedophile. That put a damper on my manners.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 7:19:08 PM CST

    This is IT

    by gonzdor

    I am looking forward to this movie so much. It is going to be great. The fact that is not a studio made movie and Matthew Vaughn put up a lot of his own money this movie is going to blow minds!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 8:46:23 PM CST

    Yup. i think its cool.

    by macready452

    i think if a kid is old enough to brutally murder 15 men then she is old enough to get busy. This is a fictional character we are talking about right?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 9:02:53 PM CST

    seriously

    by frank cotton

    you are just whining at this point. tell it to someone who cares. most of us like it, and it will likely rack up on DVD

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 9:08:43 PM CST

    Meh.......

    by number9997

    This doesn't look like the worst thing ever put to a screen. That would be "Watchmen." This would be a rental to me. An 11 year old ninja girl who uses her severe lack of body mass to take down grown men 90 times her size? McLovin reprising his role as the "its super cool to be an irritating geek stereotype" guy? The school dork who doesn't have the balls to himself so he invents an over-the-top alterego? Normally, I could suspend my disbelief for a movie, but this is trying waaaay to hard to be some kind of novelty. I'm sure most audiences will find these characters EXTREMELY irritating. The A-Team looks like a great movie. It's a generic action film, which normal people can enjoy. Kick-Ass will develop a cult following. On a large scale audiences won't flock to it. Plus, you can already tell from the trailer that this movie is trying way too hard to be an underdog crowdpleaser. For a large majority, that translates to zero replay ability!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 9:26:14 PM CST

    JACKALACK

    by bringingsexyback

    Thanks for getting my back, dude. Really appreciate it. Frankly this is a silly movie that will come and go without any notice and fanfare save for some on the fringe niche. However, it will register in the annals of cinematic history as the turning point where mainstream movie-makers have taken to exploiting a little girl in the most violent, horrendous ways in pursuit of the almight buck.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 10, 2010 11:06:55 PM CST

    "Fuck the Kids!"-NOFX

    by macready452

  • Jan 11, 2010 4:42:56 AM CST

    BSB

    by jackalcack

    Don't mention it dude, anytime.

    We're definitely on the same page with this one.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 11, 2010 4:45:15 AM CST

    Axis

    by jackalcack

    Mate I never called anyone a pedo, I'm always careful not to personally attack people on here.

    Anyways, I'm off to the Lost talkback. (Something I like!)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 11, 2010 8:01:19 AM CST

    RE: Trailer not as serious as movie

    by baimun

    "I've heard alot about this movie, only good things, ya know from people who have seen it here at AICN. But I thought the movie was going to be more serious in tone. To me this just looks like a weekend romp comedy?" - UM

    I'm guessing that is to get poeple in the theatre, and then pull the rug out from under them with the more serious stuff. Hopefully the balance of both aspects will be good. The only thing that put me off was the gun-flying-in-the-air-to-be-recaught schtick that is WAY overdone.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 11, 2010 2:23:34 PM CST

    Plant!

    by dkmode

    Just kidding. Everyone called me a plant a couple months ago for posting a positive review on here. This movie will entertain the hair right off your perennium. Everyone will love it and the haters (GRINNING WHITE SKULL and THE LAST BOY SCOUT) will have mixed emotions. It won't be a massive blockbuster though. So the haters will be gladdened a bit. It will make its money back and do well on home vhs I predict.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 13, 2010 3:08:55 PM CST

    Looks Awesome + The Hives song is perfect

    by goops

    I will definitely be seeing this...plus they totally sold me by using "Hey Little World" by The Hives in the trailer. AWESOME.

    Reply to Talkback

User Login

Forgot password? Retrieve it here

or register as new user

Quick Talkback Form

Please login to post talkback