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Tom Cruise + Taylor Lautner = ???

Published at:  Jan 08, 2010 9:29:28 AM CST


Merrick here...



Nikki Finke over at Deadline has learned that TWLIGHT SAGA's Taylor Lautner will join Tom Cruise in NORTHERN LIGHTS.

the logline says the pic is about "a gifted, young, aerobatics pilot who faces off with his controlling, billionaire father and falls in love with a gifted, female pilot


...says Nikki HERE.

By inference, does this mean Cruise is playing Lautner's father? Does that even work out? Or, is Cruise playing some hotshot pilot again - and would that smake Lautner the "gifted" female pilot? I'm confused.

NORTHERN LIGHTS will be directed by John Moore (BEHIND ENEMY LINES, THE OMEN remake, MAX PAYNE) & should start production in April.




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  • Jan 06, 2010 12:41:06 PM CST

    Fuck this

    by klytus_i.m_bored

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:41:17 PM CST

    Firts!

    by chanoc

    Whatever happened to the LOTR blu-ray movies?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:41:46 PM CST

    So gayest movie ever?...

    by flickapoo

    ...I dig Tom...but had to be said.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:43:52 PM CST

    Firts = Second!

    by chanoc

    Darn! So close. So this is going to be a gay fest just like Interview with a Vampire? (Not that there´s anything wrong with it)

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:44:19 PM CST

    Lasy Reporting + Fat Asses =

    by loosejerk

    Me! No wait, HIM!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:44:42 PM CST

    Oh and who is this Taylor person?

    by klytus_i.m_bored

    Is it that country musician? I can't be bothered to look it up.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:44:52 PM CST

    Good GOD, who cares . . . ?

    by nice marmot

    I mean, seriously . . .

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  • Jan 06, 2010 12:45:26 PM CST

    Great give this kid more work

    by meadowe

    Then he can keep doing snl episodes where he tells us what he *would've* done @ the vma's when his same name girlfriend gets disrespeqted *rolls eyes*.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:46:22 PM CST

    Terrible.

    by sai_justin

    Just...terrible.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:46:29 PM CST

    Cruise Is Doing This Crap?

    by crow3711

    I never thought I'd see the day Tom Cruise would sell-out for a paycheck to play the dad in one of these fucking pics. They must have thrown a shit ton of dough at him to headline a potential Lautner vehicle. Wow. I am truly shocked. Say what you will about Cruise in real life, but he has consistently picked interesting scripts and overall, solid films to attach himself to. What the hell is going on here? This story is shite.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 12:47:42 PM CST

    Cruise will do anything

    by allyousay

    And Taylor will do anything to step up the latter. For Taylor this is paying his dues, for Tom Cruise, this is just sad.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:49:27 PM CST

    Incredible Idea

    by blackwood

    And people say there's no originality left in Hollywood.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:49:54 PM CST

    Tom Cruise + Taylor Lautner

    by jackalcack

    = Restraining Order for Tom

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  • Jan 06, 2010 12:52:05 PM CST

    Oh Taylor is THAT kid

    by klytus_i.m_bored

    Saw him on SNL. I assume this is some kind of gay porn movie right? Daddy fantasy shit or something?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:53:46 PM CST

    Cruise is entering a difficult stage of his career.

    by alan_poon

    He's too old for shit like this.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:54:36 PM CST

    John Moore + Guillermo del Toro = ????

    by series7

    Harry Knowles!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:56:51 PM CST

    Tom Cruise takes a young actor to a cabin in northern Ontario?

    by royston lodge

    Is this a straight-to-skinamax movie?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 12:58:26 PM CST

    = LOVE!!!

    by bruce of all trades

    cause them dudes are ghey.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 12:59:43 PM CST

    Doesn't Cruise weigh as much as...

    by zoefan

    Lautner's Left Arm? About the same size too. Cruise as Lautner's father? Not believable if that's the case.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 1:00:54 PM CST

    Cruise was awesome in Tropic Thunder

    by johnnyangel

    and Magnolia and Collateral. He should explore playing the heavy more.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:03:31 PM CST

    Does it involve a closet?

    by nippleeffect

    and exiting it?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:05:00 PM CST

    Tom Cruise + Taylor Lautner =

    by oceanwang

    BROGASM! To the extreme!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:05:30 PM CST

    Lautner is juicing like a motherfucker

    by terry1978

    Quit fronting, you know you ain't that buff.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:07:25 PM CST

    = lovers

    by thedannerdaliel

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:12:47 PM CST

    "My One of a Kind Watch" - An ABC Afterschool Special...

    by harrycalder

    Starring Tom Cruise and Taylor Lautner...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:13:21 PM CST

    marriage?

    by krod

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:14:52 PM CST

    A gifted, *FEMALE* pilot

    by the bicycle sharer

    Funny how they *had* to include the word "female." A preemptive strike against the "slash" fiction that was brewing?I feel the need... the need for steed!"Highway to... the Hershey Zone!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:15:12 PM CST

    Tom Cruise averages less than 1 movie/per year

    by pollaxt

    so enough with this Tom Cruise will do anything shit. Besides Daniel Day Lewis and Liam Neelson, Cruise is as picky as they come.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:16:04 PM CST

    Slow, lingering shots...

    by the bicycle sharer

    Of Taylor snuggling up to Tom on the back of a "crotch rocket!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:16:50 PM CST

    Tom Cruise is as picky as they come...

    by the bicycle sharer

    About movies, right? 'Cause dudes? Not so much, I hear.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:18:04 PM CST

    Tom + Taylor =

    by the bicycle sharer

    My Big Fat GAY Wedding!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:19:12 PM CST

    Tom Cruise + Taylor Lautner =

    by the bicycle sharer

    A future Dateline episode!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:19:15 PM CST

    Gifted

    by mrdexter

    Every logline or casting call uses that word. There's only one gifted pilot and his name is Yeager.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:19:57 PM CST

    MrDexter

    by the bicycle sharer

    You, sir, are The Man! Yeager has been a hero of mine since I was a child.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:23:47 PM CST

    ...dammit HarryCalder, I came in here specifically...

    by flickapoo

    ...to make that joke...Mine wasn't as good though. It's for the best.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:24:55 PM CST

    The Bicycle Sharer

    by oceanwang

    "Mr. Cruise, why don't you have a seat. What are you doing here?" "We'd just been chatting on the internet. I swear, I was just coming by to Taylor and tell him that he shouldn't be doing this sort of thing." "Does helping him involve a bag filled with condoms and tequila?" "Um, uhhhhhhhh..."

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:24:58 PM CST

    The Bicycle Sharer

    by oceanwang

    "Mr. Cruise, why don't you have a seat. What are you doing here?" "We'd just been chatting on the internet. I swear, I was just coming by to Taylor and tell him that he shouldn't be doing this sort of thing." "Does helping him involve a bag filled with condoms and tequila?" "Um, uhhhhhhhh..."

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  • Jan 06, 2010 1:26:20 PM CST

    The dialogue writes itself

    by avastar

    "When you're ready grab hold of the stick, ooh you have such a firm grip, now pull back ever sooo gently. Now go in for a deep dive. Oooh you have such perfect formation. You know how to hit all the right buttons. Ooh I loved how you performed that barrel roll maneuver. Let me check the indicators, oooh we have some barometric build up, I think we'll have to raise our altitude. Now ease it back, back, back, ooh you're such a fly boy. You'll get your pilot wings in no time. Now put it on autopilot so we can get down to some flying of our own."

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:27:11 PM CST

    Sorry, FlickaPoo, I just couldn't resist...

    by harrycalder

    I, too, really like Tom Cruise, but sheesh, this cries out man-love like few others in recent memory... not that there's anything wrong with that...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:30:11 PM CST

    Cruise REALLY wants Taylor

    by ebolamonkey

    in Scientology. They're gonna have their own massage tent and everything.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:31:03 PM CST

    smake ?

    by drmorbius

    - and would that smake Lautner the "gifted" female pilot? I'm confused.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:35:03 PM CST

    John Moore

    by kammich

    showed some promise with "Behind Enemy Lines," which was pretty entertaining and had some cool visual touches. his movies since then have all looked pretty but lack any substance whatsoever. "The Omen" remake was too unnecessary to be interesting, and "Max Payne" was painful to sit through. with this premise and cast, it sounds like Moore's career will continue to trend downward.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:35:58 PM CST

    ...will Tom let him touch his E-meter? Or will he MAKE him...

    by flickapoo

    ...touch it...?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:41:44 PM CST

    What a fucking shit film, honestly everything sucks here....

    by thewaqman

    the cast (save for Cruise, who is falling into mediocrity of Cage-like levels), the director, the premise. Oh man, what a load of shit. I know this guy is being offered good films, but for some reason he's settling for Knight and Day and this wank.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:46:44 PM CST

    = I don't give a shit.

    by colonelfatheart

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:48:05 PM CST

    Tom Cruise + Taylor Lautner = 4EVAR

    by spyguy

    Looks like Katie Holmes should have some new distractions for Tom so she can plan her escape from Fort Xenu. FREE KATIE HOLMES!

    Reply to Talkback

  • I'm guessing within the first two weeks.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:56:06 PM CST

    Cruise & Taylor should be in...

    by avastar

    Brokeback Mountain 2: Mount Gushmore.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 1:56:11 PM CST

    ???

    by topdolla69

    The gayer top gun? Me thinks so, with that taylor what-ever-his-name-is. That boy is gay, I dont care how many pervy moms dig him or how many times he fucks that taylor swift chick. He doesnt just like it, he LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS the cock

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 1:58:34 PM CST

    If i had superAIDS and seeing this would cure me...

    by supermarch

    ...I'd shop around for another opinion.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 1:59:06 PM CST

    Of course Cruise works as the father

    by jaka

    He's more than twice Lautner's age. What was so confusing about that? Anyway, not interested regardless.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 2:04:02 PM CST

    I wanted to say something clever...

    by themarinebiologist

    ...but I just can't stop laughing.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 2:05:24 PM CST

    I wonder if taylor had to "audition"

    by meadowe

    Just like Jessiqa Alba said she and some other top (@ the time) starlets did to be tom's chiq before Katie Holmes grabbed her ankles for scientology. Cuz she sure as heq aint grabbin her ankles for tom =)

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:08:09 PM CST

    That's actually really good casting.

    by traumnovelle

    They're supposed to be related, right? I barely read the article.



    But yea, if they are, that's perfect. They both have cheesy, shit-eating grins that I want to punch.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:09:11 PM CST

    I would rather dip my cock in molten lava than watch this.

    by hobocode

  • Jan 06, 2010 2:11:04 PM CST

    AICN Hacked?

    by lmoroney

    Visited this page and got hit by a Trojan. Did anyone else get it?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 2:17:49 PM CST

    Tom Cruise needs to get cock

    by estacado1

    pitted again. The selling point of this movie is Tom Cruise flying a plane again. It would be a waste if the movie is about pilots and Tom Cruise isn't in a cockpit anywhere in the movie. It's like Travolta in a movie about dancing but never dances in the movie. Unthinkable!

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:21:13 PM CST

    Who cares what Tom Cruise does?

    by ironhelix

    He's a fucking idiot.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:23:52 PM CST

    Call it Mr. Gay Comes to Gaytown

    by rhinosaur

    Tom Cruise is Gay McGayerson, and the Favor of the Month stars as Gay McGayGay.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:24:20 PM CST

    All this movie needs is Rick Rossovich and Val Kilmer...

    by hint_of_smegma

    ....and three litres of sunflower oil to be the gayest film ever made that doesn't have an actual cock shoved up an ass onscreen.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:24:35 PM CST

    I can almost guarantee shirtless volleyball

    by rhinosaur

  • Jan 06, 2010 2:28:51 PM CST

    Granted, I'm very easily amused...

    by harrycalder

    but "Gay McGayGay" is slaying me... as is almost every other post in this 'back... totally immature, but funny as fuck...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 2:31:24 PM CST

    This sucks balls just like the actors do!

    by alienindisguise

    Sounds like one of the gayest movies ever.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:31:39 PM CST

    Immature, HarryCalder? This is a big film for gay cinema.

    by hint_of_smegma

    Who knew AICN would break the news, just like Cruise will break Lautner's ass.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:46:15 PM CST

    Good point, Hint: This is indeed a big film

    by harrycalder

    for gay cinema... No more skeevy buddy booths, just head to your local AMC! (Ass-To-Mouth Cruise Sinemas)

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:50:21 PM CST

    Lemme guess, there's gonna be a plane crash in the movie

    by yackbacker

    Maybe the girl dies, or the father, who knows. But someone is gonna be in a plane crash and people will cry. Fuck-ing-a.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:50:54 PM CST

    Wow, I can't believe this...

    by eustisclay

    ...you guys really hate Cruise don't you. Iv'e liked most of his flicks especially the mission impossibles. For a gay guy he's gotten some pretty good switch. I couldn't care less though if he was gay or about the religious stuff. All I care about is if the flick's any good. If not, won't see it.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:51:06 PM CST

    Anyone involved with Behind Enemy Lines

    by ravenloff

    ...should never work in film again.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 2:56:00 PM CST

    Max Payne was fucking awful

    by proman1984

  • Jan 06, 2010 2:59:04 PM CST

    Talk to Me Goose. Lord Please, Talk to Me Goose!

    by the reluctant austinite

    Is this the "Top Gun" sequel with an older Maverick coming down hard on the new hotshot (but secretly admiring and identifing with him, helping him to reach his full potential)or is Tom Cruise playing his father the way Brad Pitt is the father of his three kids? Goose, if you're out there, don't let this baby crash and burn.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 2:59:31 PM CST

    Northern Lights? You mean we're finally getting...

    by biggusdickus

    ...a proper version of Philip Pullman's 'His Dark Materials' opener?Cos let's face it, they fucked up good and proper last time round. 'Golden Compass', my fiery starfish!

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  • Jan 06, 2010 3:07:38 PM CST

    Classic headline

    by liljuniorbrown

    I was never sure about the whole Tom Cruise is gay thing but that kid from Twilight is a major league closet case. I mean,all of the guys from Twilight look "gay" but I'd be willing to bet large amounts of money that kid is going to be the new Rock Hudson. Just saying.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 3:08:12 PM CST

    = Film I'm Not Watching

    by super rabbi

  • Jan 06, 2010 3:20:53 PM CST

    the way Brad Pitt is the father of his kids...

    by bouncy x

    i assume this was to point out that Brad's kids are adopted? because if so, there was no need to bring him up since both of Tom's kids are adopted as well.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 4:00:31 PM CST

    Cruise IS Capt Butt Humperson

    by ebolamonkey

    Taylor gets to be the son part.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 4:03:34 PM CST

    Zero + zero =

    by ebolamonkey

    FAG! Zero times any other number always equals FAG! Think about it, ya little mathematician.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 4:04:37 PM CST

    Tom Cruise should do a Cruising remake

    by samuel fulmer

    This summer Cruise goes Cruising...in 3-D. Watch out for the multi-colored hankies!

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  • Jan 06, 2010 4:23:46 PM CST

    There may Not be a plane crash in this....

    by drmorbius

    but i'll be as sure as shit Somebody's going down...

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  • Jan 06, 2010 4:36:35 PM CST

    They should play volleyball

    by adelai niska

  • Jan 06, 2010 4:44:34 PM CST

    ...HarryCalder..."this cries out man-love". Muffled cries...

    by flickapoo

    ...of pain and pleasure into a damp pillow.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 4:47:43 PM CST

    ...gotta hand it to AICN for the setup...and talkbackers...

    by flickapoo

    ...spiked it like a sweaty bronzed volleyball player on the beach......every once and a while the universe seems like an orderly and sensible place.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 4:51:19 PM CST

    Cruise + Lautner= the gayest movie since Top Gun

    by xiphos_2

    And Top Gun was so gay that even gay porn calls it a sissy movie.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 5:03:54 PM CST

    Cruise is Adama

    by teethgnasher

    Lautner is Apollo in Singers BSG.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 5:32:02 PM CST

    Sounds like a 30's Cagney movie.

    by fred

  • Jan 06, 2010 5:33:29 PM CST

    Sounds like a 30's Cagney movie.

    by fred

  • Jan 06, 2010 5:35:37 PM CST

    YAAAWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by citizen sane

    There is nothing about this project to indicate anything beyond abject mediocrity

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  • Jan 06, 2010 5:40:53 PM CST

    lmoroney: Was that a joke?!

    by harrycalder

    Because if it was, it was a damned good one! "...hit by a Trojan..." Nicely done!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 5:44:07 PM CST

    DocMorb, FTW!

    by yackbacker

    Fucking hilarious, thanks for the laugh.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 5:47:04 PM CST

    FlickaPoo: damp pillow...

    by harrycalder

    That detail really painted more of a picture than I needed to see... well-chosen...

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  • Jan 06, 2010 5:48:21 PM CST

    Sounds more like a Gag-ney movie...

    by harrycalder

    Get it, hyuck, hyuck... ?

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  • Jan 06, 2010 5:49:17 PM CST

    I think that last post is a sign...

    by harrycalder

    that I should quit this for the day...

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  • Jan 06, 2010 5:55:37 PM CST

    By Stock in Lube

    by nippleeffect

  • Jan 06, 2010 5:59:11 PM CST

    Surprising misstep from Cruise

    by bass ackwards

    Say what you will about Tom, he's usually pretty smart about the talent behind the camera when choosing his projects. Moore's track record seems pretty hack-ish, two remakes and a video game adaptation. Though I can't speak much to the guy as I haven't seen a single one of his films, but given this project, Behind Enemy Lines, and Flight of the Phoenix, he must like plane crashes.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 6:04:03 PM CST

    YackBacker

    by drmorbius

    I try, I try, I keed, I keed, You're welcome, and thanks.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 6:08:54 PM CST

    EW says Cruise not in this film at all

    by iownyou

    http://news-briefs.ew.com/2010/01/06/taylor-lautner-northern-lights-pilot/

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  • Jan 06, 2010 6:12:59 PM CST

    Look out Tayler, the Scientologists have targeted you!

    by drath

    This movie exists to recruit him while he's young and dumb just like Cruise (who stopped being young, but never dumb). I knew if they didn't already have a slice of the Twilight pie, they'd be looking for a cut with the hungry zeal of those Avatar Blackwater marines.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 6:17:14 PM CST

    Cruise+Lautner = Abercrombie & Fitch lovefest

    by rockmsockm

    "you can't catch me, gay thoughts!"

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  • Jan 06, 2010 6:30:11 PM CST

    LOL! Oceanwang

    by the bicycle sharer

    I'm drunk and stupid so it took me a dumbass minute to figure out your dialogue! Chris Hansen eat your heart out! Fucking perfect!

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  • Jan 06, 2010 7:07:14 PM CST

    I've read the script. Cruise will play

    by liljuniorbrown

    Rear Admiral Dick Suckerton, of the USS John Waters. His rival/apprentice Taylor Lautner will play Lt. Peter Fitsinbut. They go head to head through out the entire movie before a sudden climax that no one will see coming. Not my kind of movie but what ever.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 7:08:45 PM CST

    does that even work out?>>?!

    by waka_flocka_flame

    well yes, seeing as cruise is old enough to be his dad.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 7:33:11 PM CST

    They don't play Father and Son...they are lovers...

    by drmorbius

    Cruise plays...Hugh FitzPatrickLautner plays...Patrick FitzHugh

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  • Jan 06, 2010 8:02:27 PM CST

    Didn't think Lautner would get ANY other work

    by flip63hole

    besides Twilight. I don't think he'll be around for more than another year or two until his 15 minutes are up...

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  • Jan 06, 2010 8:12:58 PM CST

    Has Lautner grown into his nose yet?

    by nippleeffect

    just sayin...

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  • Jan 06, 2010 8:16:04 PM CST

    = more gay vampires?

    by larry of arabia

    Ok boys! Sparkle! aaand jazz-hands!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Jan 06, 2010 9:00:32 PM CST

    Or the next Mission: Impossible film....

    by jamie mcbain

    could have a shirtless werewolf, in 3-D!

    Just in time, for Canadian Christmas!

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  • his Les Grossman earned him a free pass in my book. "Whoa... ok, ok... now first, I want you to take a step back and lit-er-ally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to play here, but Asian Jack is my Jack..." and this gem, "Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself... we don't negotiate with terrorists."

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  • Jan 06, 2010 9:27:03 PM CST

    SK229 raises a very... very... valid point.

    by themarinebiologist

    As much as I'd love to continue to laugh at this absolutely hysterical pairing of two clearly gay individuals, Les Grossman was clearly the greatest thing Tom Cruise has done in his life. He deserves to be elevated to god-status, just for that role alone.

    And the dance... oh god, the dance...

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  • Jan 06, 2010 9:43:49 PM CST

    time for cruise to fire his agent

    by haterofcrap

    lameass story

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  • Jan 06, 2010 10:08:33 PM CST

    LOOKS LIKE MAYBE TOM IS OFF HIS MEDS AGAIN

    by bringingsexyback

    He really needs to stick with seasoned co-stars to restore his lustre. This teaming up with the flavor-of-the-month shit always smacks of desperation.

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  • Jan 06, 2010 10:17:07 PM CST

    Yes... the GREATEST thing he's ever done...

    by sk229

    I just watched it a few times on youtube to remind myself just how great. When he says "I will massacre you, I will FUCK YOU UP!" I fucking believe it. The way he practically chokes on the word massacre... he was channeling fucking murderous dictator levels of god-like rage and Pol Potish insanity in that part. I remember Ben Stiller saying something that Tom Cruise told him that a guy like Les has 'dead eyes'. Right on, Tommy!

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  • Jan 06, 2010 11:18:09 PM CST

    Taylor Lautner is 17 or 18.

    by annoyyou

    Isn't Cruise at least 45? He could easily play the dad - he certainly can't play the young pilot!

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  • Jan 06, 2010 11:44:01 PM CST

    Wow, some people on these forums have issues!!!

    by hanyoyo

    Personally I don't care what sexual orientation an actor is. If I like the look and sound of the movie they're in, I'll watch it. That's more important to me. I'm no more bothered about whether a movie star is in a relationship with someone of the same sex than I am them having a relationship with someone who's overweight or unattractive to me. Why would anyone care about that? If I could only watch a movie star who was very similar to me and had the same tastes and lived the same life style, I doubt I'd get to watch many films. And the same goes for their religion. Religion, all religion is born from the exact same place... the same place as the movies we watch... it's created by men, it's rules and regulations are designed in peoples minds. There's no more truth in one religion over another. And there's certainly no proof in any. So if someone's sexuality or religion is a problem, their political view must also cause offense, where do you stop? I guess this explains why there are so many negative comments all over this website. So many forum posters seem to absolutely hate movies. I guess these forums would be a little more positive if every movie had tall blue 3D aliens in them!

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  • Jan 06, 2010 11:50:38 PM CST

    = Brokeback Mountain 2: Daddycub Creek

    by demosthenes2

  • Jan 07, 2010 12:02:08 AM CST

    WOOKIE BONER

    by wookie_boner

  • Jan 07, 2010 12:13:27 AM CST

    YoYo-whaaaaaaaaaa?

    by mistermanreturns

    Come ON!!! This is the most hilarious "casting" in YEARS. Cruise has brought this on himself. Now, the kid, I dunno. I sure as hell haven't seen those Twilight things (although I've worked with Catherine Hardwicke, and she's a bitch - at least she's not wearing birds in her hair, anymore). If this is true, BOTH guys should fire their agents.

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  • Jan 07, 2010 1:44:11 AM CST

    Is it about Scientology?

    by rene_belloq_12inch_figure

    Like Phenomenon. Sounds like it.

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  • Jan 07, 2010 3:54:56 AM CST

    Buy stock in body glitter

    by nippleeffect

    I imaging they'll be supplying their own sticky fluid to adhere it with

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  • Jan 07, 2010 4:51:33 AM CST

    Merrick!!

    by bill fairbanks

    Spellcheck please. For FUCK'S SAKE

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  • Jan 07, 2010 5:45:32 AM CST

    Tom Cruise is officially...

    by andyny29

    one the wierdest people ever to come out of hollywood. The guy creeps me out so much I don't see his movies anymore.

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  • Jan 07, 2010 7:08:03 AM CST

    These two are totally fucking.

    by fluffyunbound

    You just know they're doing crazy shit like fucking in public or on the top of police cruisers or in clubs in Majorca, and their publicists have 24 hour crews working to cover it all up.

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  • Jan 07, 2010 7:17:52 AM CST

    ...HanYoYo, you're claiming to be all open minded but...

    by flickapoo

    ...you seem to be saying that gay men = fat ugly chicks = love and sex pariah....hmmmm.

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  • Jan 07, 2010 11:31:36 AM CST

    HanYoYo

    by jackalcack

    I take it you don't come here often?

    This is place is 'issues' central mate.

    You'll never find a more wretched hive of offensiveness and immaturity...that's WHY we're here.

    There's plenty of other movie sites but ain't nothing like the AICN talkbacks.

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  • Jan 07, 2010 11:44:23 AM CST

    What the fuck is Cruise thinking? Moore?!

    by knuckleduster

    Cruise is known as the actor that works almost exclusively with great directors. Kubrick, Spielberg, Scorsese, P.T. Anderson, De Palma, Crowe, Stone, Mann. Moore? Fuckin Moore?

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  • Jan 07, 2010 11:52:03 AM CST

    Theme Song: Hooked on a feeling

    by nippleeffect

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  • Jan 07, 2010 12:46:33 PM CST

    So basically it's gay porn

    by corplhicks

    Idea Pitch: Cruise runs fast in the movie; Taylor takes his shirt off.

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  • Jan 07, 2010 12:56:22 PM CST

    Cruise blew it

    by corplhicks

    no pun intended, but he screwed his reputation with a large segment of the population. Fact.
    He has acting talent no doubt, but his psychotic devotion to that greedy cult of his, not to mention his bashing of actual science puts him so far out on the bell curve as to be almost not worth working with him, in my opinion.
    For me, at least, at this point I am turned OFF by the thought of him in a movie, whereas I looked forward to such things 10-15 years ago.

    Oh and an aside: Sam Worthington--> maybe the girls find him easy on the eyes, but he needs some serious acting lessons. His accent and looks only go so far.

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  • Jan 07, 2010 1:43:20 PM CST

    Tom has done the reasearcher

    by gun_will_travel

    And this movie will eclipse all known benchmarks for homoerotcism in film.

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  • Jan 07, 2010 3:22:38 PM CST

    And in his first major motion picture appearance

    by nippleeffect

    http://tinyurl.com/fx23

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  • Jan 07, 2010 5:15:29 PM CST

    Tom Cruise + Taylor Lautner =

    by heresy

    'Brokeback Mountain 2: Invasion of the Thetans'?

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  • Jan 07, 2010 5:43:26 PM CST

    The Omen (remake)?

    by arctic monkey

    That's all you had to say...I can't believe this guy is still allowed to make movies.

    There was a making of documentary on the dvd of The Omen (remake) I had rented...and that dude came across as a total asshole.

    Had he made a watchable movie, I may have accepted his attitude...but...with the crap he's puts out? Next!

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  • Jan 08, 2010 4:48:00 AM CST

    Tom Cruise And Lautner Should Do "Invincible"

    by media messiah

    The comic book "Invincible" would make a perfect project for them. Tom can play Invincible's super hero father, who turns out to be a villain whom Invincible must defeat in order to save the world from alien invasion.

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  • Jan 08, 2010 7:29:19 AM CST

    I hope taylor has permits for those guns

    by papalovedoug

    ... cruise not so much.

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  • Jan 25, 2010 2:25:03 AM CST

    soo bored this isn't good to read bout..

    by candii1996

    i think taylor lautner is really cute...but he should have said no to this fagget movie but way to go taylor swift ....... id be worried if i was her though.why would he agree 2 do this movie???hmm.....

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