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Harry's DVD Picks & Peeks - Last wk of 2009: Paranormal Activity, 9, JENNIFER'S BODY, FACING ALI & more!!!

Published at: Dec. 29, 2009, 3:06 a.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here - ya know – don’t expect a lot this week, it is the last week of the year, and those always seem to go out with more of a whimper than a bang, but there’s a few cool things on this very short list. As usual the pics and titles link to Amazon, where if you feel so inclined, you’ll help keep this column going or at the very least, you can learn more about the product in question. This is it, the last DVD column of 2009! Well… maybe. Tuesday, December 29th, 2009



PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
I absolutely, unapologetically love PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. Why? Because I love that film can be made for next to nothing, and it can be made for a half billion dollars – and at the end of the day, I can love both. I like, “idea” horror, where it isn’t about gore and torture, but things that go bump in the night. I’ve watched PARANORMAL ACTIVITY twice since I’ve gotten the Blu-Ray. Once by myself. And once with Yoko. Both viewings were great. By yourself, late at night, you’re the only one awake, our dog, Rosy walking around, but then that thing in my kitchen that knocks happens and instead of taking me out of the movie, it makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. It got to me. But watching it with my wife is the best. She seriously asked me tonight, “Do you think playing PARANORMAL ACTIVITY – that we might’ve invited something into our house?” HOW AWESOME IS THAT? See, you can’t get that out of a high energy blood & guts film with professional actors. It’s the weird tiny films, with no resources – where the filmmakers sit around and think, “Ok, I have no money. Well, how can I scare me with no money?” and they begin solving those questions with ideas, not with cash. Now – about the Blu Ray. They have the theatrical cut and the “original unseen ending” which is just the blackest black ending I’ve seen in a while. But the theatrical ending works better I feel, because it kinda has a wink to it. And the wink tells you, its ok. It is just a movie after all. With this other ending, there’s a chance you’d leave just twitching and thinking how you might not want to revisit that. Personally, I get the feeling we’ll watch this a bit. I also think, in some ways this film’s rather phenomenal success might be as influential or more than AVATAR – just simply because, seeing a $15k movie pull in over a $100 million… And this Blu Ray is going to sell like crazy I bet. That said, trying to make one of these… isn’t easy at all. You have to do something that strikes universal chords. This made a regular modern home scary. That’s cool.




9
The first time I saw this film, I didn’t care for it much at all. Watching it at home, I liked it much more. I think in the theater I was just disappointed that it wasn’t as great as the other animated films I saw this year, and when I brought it home – I saw it as a different film altogether. It played like a future fable, and suddenly the character depth I longed for wasn’t as important. This is a beautiful film. But in the end, the classic cartoon PEACE ON EARTH handles the story a bit better and more emotional, in about 70 less minutes. Here’s the cartoon:




JENNIFER’S BODY
I still haven’t seen this. Out of this week’s releases – it is the only release I wasn’t sent. SO I guess I’ll be picking this up later today. But here’s what you get on the disc: • Audio Commentary with Director Karyn Kusama and Writer Diablo Cody (Theatrical Version) • Audio Commentary with Director Karyn Kusama (Extended Version) • Deleted Scenes (BD Exclusive) ◦ Dead Boys ◦ Jennifer Check Is Gross ◦ Needy Confronts Jennifer ◦ Who's Cindy Crawford? ◦ Needy Faces The Band ◦ Ass, Gas or Grass… • Gag Reel (BD Exclusive) • Jennifer's Body: The Dead Pool (BD Exclusive) • Video Diaries (BD Exclusive) ◦ Megan Fox and Johnny Simmons ◦ Amanda Seyfried ◦ Diablo Cody ◦ Dan Dubiecki • Megan Fox Is HOT (BD Exclusive) • Megan Fox “Peer Pressure” PSA (BD Exclusive) • Fox Movie Channel Presents ‘Life After Film School' With Writer Diablo Cody (BD Exclusive) Digital Copy (Extended Version)




A PERFECT GETAWAY
I really liked about 3/4s of this movie, and then it made me want to flip it off. That said, I won’t say what set me off, I figure if you NetFlix this sucker, you’ll either go along, completely happy with where the film goes, or all of a sudden you’ll scream BULLSHIT at the screen and get angry at the movie. That said, the film is totally worth checking out for Timothy Olyphant and Kiele Sanchez. They’re fantastic.




CARRIERS
Now this? This I really liked for about 9/10ths of the film. And my problem is so small, that I have no problem fully recommending checking out CARRIERS. First off, as a “end of the world” style film that harkens back to OUTBREAK or THE HOT ZONE’s scenario, but centering on two brothers and their girls (kinda) as they try to make it to a clear area where they have a chance to survive. They have hard and fast rules to live by, but man… there’s a character in this film that I just hate, and you’re supposed to hate them for their selfish, stupid, moronic, cuntish behavior. I love how HARD this film is. It is a terrible situation to imagine and explore. Let’s hope this sort of shit never ever happens. Cuz I think life could probably be a lot like what you see here. This is a film that deserved a national release in the wake of STAR TREK, as Chris Pine shows here that his Kirk was not a fluke – and that he’s got genuine charisma and presence on screen. I am a big fan of this one.




FACING ALI
ABSOLUTELY AWESOME! Loved it! If you were a boy in the late sixties through the seventies… like me, you probably worship at the Muhammad Ali altar. I remember watching all his fights from 77 forward and I remember crying and being depressed when Holmes destroyed him. For me, I always wanted to see Ali vs Bruce Lee. Because after Ali beat Superman, I knew the only guy that couldn’t possibly lose to Ali was Bruce Lee. But he was dead. Which I thought and still think, sucks big time. Anyway, watched this wonderful documentary tonight. This is a retelling of the ALI story through the eyes of some of his greatest opponents. Shot on the RED system, the film is gorgeous. They talk to Chuvalo, Cooper, Foreman, Frazier, Holmes, Lyle, Norton, Shavers, Spinks & Terrell. Each man’s story and interview adds so much to the men Ali faced, as well as their reverence for Ali that they expressed. Ken Norton’s story destroyed me. Frazier’s shook me and fuck, I just want to make a film out of Shavers. But win or lose, these men respect Ali and acknowledge why he is indeed The Greatest – and that’s something I didn’t necessarily expect. In addition, the restoration work they did to the fight footage… well, it’s the sort of thing that makes you hope somebody goes through and does this process to those entire fights. I’d buy a dvd of each.




PRINCESS OF MARS
Ok, I didn’t get sent this either, but this is a train wreck that I can’t possibly resist. I’m hoping for, at best, 70’s era Burroughs film work, and I know it’ll miss that bar by a mile, just from the cover alone. But I have to admit – if this were porn, it would be great porn, or at least then there’d be fucking.




NUNS OF SAINT ARCHANGEL
I’m a sucker for Nunsploitation, so I put this on the second I got it, knowing nothing about its history. That said, there’s some amazing Nunsploitation films that are not only hot, but incredible mindfucks. This isn’t one of those. It is, however a bit better than a simple foray into the nunsploitation genre. When I went to pull up the credits for the film, the IMDB reviewer, ‘matthewscott8’ wrote a really strong piece about the film, that I would have to say I completely agree with. He compared the film to Ken Russell’s THE DEVIL – and if you know Russell’s amazing film, that knowledge will better prepare you for this movie than any review that anyone could write. If you don’t know Ken Russell’s THE DEVIL… find that film first – then watch these two as a double feature of erotic subversion. GOOD STUFF.
Well, I know there isn’t much for this final week of the year. Next week isn’t that amazing either, but I’ll be here to cover it just the same, here’s what it’ll comprise: CHUCK 2nd Season, THE FINAL DESTINATION, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU, CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS, The Complete Bakshi MIGHTY MOUSE: NEW ADVENTURES series, SUPERFRIENDS Season 1 Vol 1, THE GREEN BERETS Blu, RIDING GIANTS Blu, TRUCKER, Elvis Presley Gladiators: The 1974 Elvis Karate Legacy Project!!!, IRON MAN: ARMORED ADVENTURES Vol 2, DOGTOWN AND Z-BOYS Blu and that’s it. There’s fun stuff there, but hopefully the year will get much better from there.

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  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:51 a.m. CST

    Not to be a hard-ass, or anything. . .

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    But how can "9" be 90 minutes too long if it is only 79 minutes long in the first place? That is some serious space-time continuum tom-foolery right there, it is. Yeah, though, a pretty weak week overall. Looking forward to picking up Paranormal Activity.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:51 a.m. CST

    Character Depth

    by evil__ash

    You longed for character depth in '9', but you praised the characters in Avatar?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:51 a.m. CST

    I was wondering what Asylum would do...

    by ROBRAM89

    ...to cash in on Avatar. I should have seen a Barsoom movie coming. Brilliant, you fuckers.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:53 a.m. CST

    I remember seeing a 3d trailer for "9".

    by gotilk

    Why the hell didn't it play in 3d anywhere? Maybe since the bluray 3d standard has been agreed on now we'll someday see this in 3d. The trailer in 3d looked amazing.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:53 a.m. CST

    90 Minutes too long

    by evil__ash

    Are you sure that you aren't confusing '9' with Avatar? I thoroughly enjoyed 9. It was an original twist on a familiar tale. the animation was first-class - the scenes where the main character is being constructed blew me away.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3 a.m. CST

    Somewhere Over the Rainbow

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3 a.m. CST

    Somewhere Over the Rainbow

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    That was the scene in "9" that blew me away. It was beautiful, haunting, and intense.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:01 a.m. CST

    Whoa ... what happened?

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    Sorry, folks, the crazy interwebs are acting up again.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:12 a.m. CST

    9 should have played completely silent

    by ImMorganFreeman

    At least with regard to the characters. The world is so haunting and disturbing that once Elijah Wood gives life to one of the sock people, it loses something. Same with all the voice actors, who are good (Especially Crispin Glover) but it could have played out silent and been BRILLIANT!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:13 a.m. CST

    "Out of this week’s releases..."

    by djw1138

    "...it is the only release I wasn't sent." Does this mean people send you almost every new release for free?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:22 a.m. CST

    Really liked "9"

    by TheHumanBeingAndFish

    Haven't seen "Jennifer's Body", but the interview that you guys posted with Karyn Kusama suggested an unusually intelligent filmmaker, so that would render it worth checking out. Also, I guess I'm one of the few who enjoyed "Aeon Flux".

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:24 a.m. CST

    djw: Yes, they do

    by ROBRAM89

    That's standard policy for critics. I'm assuming it's rare for the internet, but he is Harry Knowles.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:36 a.m. CST

    I didn't really like Paranormal Activity...

    by Ronald Raygun

    ...but the backlash (which will start any minute now) has gotten way more annoying then the fact that this cheap little Blair Witch knockoff made an assload of cash. So the guys who made this movie are rich and you're not. Get over it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:41 a.m. CST

    Well there's a reason it's called "backlash..."

    by ROBRAM89

    Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. The people on both sides of almost anything are about equally stupid. I didn't see the movie because it looked like shit, but at least I didn't go just to complain about it. I saved that level of hatred for Epic Movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:55 a.m. CST

    There was backlash because...

    by LastOfTheV8Interceptors

    ... it was popular. There is a large number of people who, for some strange reason, are sickened when films succeed. Especially if those films have the audacity to launch an advertising campaign! The movie was no masterpiece but I'm glad it did well because it was done cheaply, with a good concept, wasn't a remake/sequel and it relied on people using their imaginations... well, those of us who still have one.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:03 a.m. CST

    What LastOf/ just said is 100% correct.

    by DanielPlainviewOnVacationInBoston

    It is this insane prideful attitude of "well, that did good! But I friggin hate it! I could do better!" even though they will never accomplish the same success.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:26 a.m. CST

    first week where...

    by billyhitchcock1

    ...there's nothing i even want to watch, let alone buy!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:27 a.m. CST

    The fact that success is not bad...

    by ROBRAM89

    ...does not make it good either. A mediocre movie that makes half a billion dollars is still dull crap whether it cost $250 million to make or $2500.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:11 a.m. CST

    I might give Jennifer's Body a rent

    by NotoriousBettyRage

    Have a thing for horror movies (good or bad) and hoping that my low expectations for JB might make me enjoy it a little more than I normally would. <p> "9" did look interesting from the trailers and Coheed and Cambria's music. Also looks like it could be Little Big Planet: the Movie. <p> I liked Paranormal Activity but don't know if I can see myself wanting to buy the bluray release.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:25 a.m. CST

    I saw the last of Ali's fights, Spinx and Holmes

    by drunkenmonkey73

    And it was sad to see this legend been beaten by guys he would of whupped in his prime. In the 80's I saw all of the live fights on ITV in England, Hagler, Sugar Ray and Hearns and Tyson when he was at his destructive best. But now its all SKY and PPV, which has taken alot way from all sports, the average person cannot see these events now. Which is saddest of all.

  • my belly hurts

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:01 a.m. CST

    'I absolutely, unapologetically love'

    by quantize

    which of course means apologies are in order..Harry just doesn't want to discuss the flaws because it wont get him set visits, etc etc. Don't get me wrong, i didnt mind Paranormal Activity, but i laughed at the end..it was fucking goofy..its a few scary moments mixed in with some retardedly bad film making...but Harry suggesting it could be as influential as Avatar is just fucking stupid...really, really stupid. <p> Blair Witch changed what? It led to more shit like this...thats all. It wont make Hollywood one more bit more or less adventurous or more included to put some money in other smaller creative horror films.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:02 a.m. CST

    inclined, not included...

    by quantize

    amazing how intelligible so many of our posts are considering we have no editing...rather embarassing for ole Harry though.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:13 a.m. CST

    Mike_D

    by HEADGEEK

    Actually Cameron has admitted that AVATAR was inspired by PRINCESS OF MARS along with other turn of the 20th century works like SHE. Another period when colonialism was being frowned upon and was being called out as such. It was also an era of the noble invincible White man in novels, like TARZAN, JOHN CARTER, ALLAN QUATERMAIN, CARSON, etc...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:14 a.m. CST

    Jennifer's Body was pretty good

    by Spandau Belly

    But don't bother seeing it if you're one of those people who compare every dark teen movie to Heathers and only every talks about how nothing can ever be as good as Heathers and how Heathers was so revolutionary and blah blah blah. I get it. Heathers was a real trailblazer back in the day. That doesn't mean somebody else can't make a movie that touches on some of the same themes and not be good too.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:42 a.m. CST

    I've never seen A Perfect Getaway....

    by Chakraborty

    ...and have heard nothing about the story, but judging from the trailer, I'm guessing the twist in the last 1/4 is that the couple (or person) whom you think is the good couple is actually the murderous couple (or person). Dun dun dunnnnnnnnn.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:05 a.m. CST

    It's not that the characters shouldn't have spoken in 9...

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    ...it's that 1.) the dialogue just wasn't very good ("I started this...and now I'm going to *end* it!"), and 2.) the talented cast assembled for the film weren't especially good VOICE actors (John C. Reilly was especially bland). The film's haunting visuals and exciting, scale-model action sequences made it a worthwhile film to see, but if the characters *had* to speak, I just wish the dialogue and quality of the voice acting were better. Still, a dark, PG-13 animated feature was a breath of fresh air in this day and age, and 9 stands alongside a number of other films in the best year for creative animated features in recent memory.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:11 a.m. CST

    Isn't it "The Devils"?

    by Alfred_Packer

    ...maybe you've only seen the pan-and-scan version...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:20 a.m. CST

    Why didn't anyone TELL ME Avatar was a B-MOVIE???

    by ScaryWaitress

    If I had known THAT, I would have been first in line to see it. I LOVE me some quality B-movies! Come ON, Christopher Lambert is one of my heroes... ditto Rutger Hauer. I lurve me some taasty cheese! <P> Shit. This changes everything.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:48 a.m. CST

    9 Looks Pretty Sick

    by Broseph

    I'll Definitely Rent It Blaze One And Check It Out.i want to see paranormal activity for myself to see whether or not it's worrth the hype.one good thing i read that came out of it was that a new division of the studio will allow films to be made at $100,000 budget after the success of pa.so hopefuly will get some new up and coming talent out of this

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:50 a.m. CST

    Mr. Owl, what does this re--AAAGGHHH!! Grrghglll...

    by JasonPratt

    MR. OWL HAS A SNACK BEFORE TRANSLATING THE TEXT. {g} (Okay, that film so blatantly cheats in order to deliver its moral; and worse, probably counts as flagrant irresponsibility, considering Hitler had just invaded Poland and the Czechs. But I do appreciate the sentiment, in principle. {s})

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:56 a.m. CST

    A 15K movie grossing 100 million

    by Chakraborty

    That's a 7000% profit margin.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Not counting promotional costs

    by Chakraborty

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:57 a.m. CST

    Wait, my math was off

    by Chakraborty

    That's a 700,000% profit margin....not counting promotional costs.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Set Visits and Free Blu Rays

    by RefutetheHype

    Every week now, there are "missing" blu-rays. You think maybe Harry people are tired of your schtick and have realized they don't have any obligation or even reason to send you free stuff? Your name is falling off the lists. Same with set visits. This bothers Harry, which is why he keeps mentioning it every single week. Expect that the more this happens the louder Harry will get about it, and the faster his name will fall off those lists.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:12 a.m. CST

    PARANORMAL

    by RefutetheHype

    was weird. I felt no fear during the movie, but had to sleep with my lights on and got frightened by every little noise the first night I was home alone after it. I even jagged myself as a distraction and that didn't even help me get to a point of feeling relaxed. Which was weird since I was not feeling the slightest bit scared by the movie. So was it scary? I still have no idea.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Are you kidding about A PERFECT GETAWAY?

    by Darkman

    Sure, the twist was a bit predictable, but compared to a twist in something like ORPHAN (She's a fucking midget! You're welcome, those of you who were on the fence about seeing it.), it's borderline-genius. I fully recommend it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:18 a.m. CST

    The only thing Paranormal Activity inspired

    by filmfreak3000

    is the idea of taking a completely lazy story, wrapping it in a gimmick, and then spreading some bullshit word of mouth crap. It doesn't say a lot about audiences that they get suckered by it either. I wish I hadn't contributed to the box office. Even more a sucker is any one buy this on blu-ray. HDV is barely HD, so you're not getting anything pretty here. I can't wait to see the bins of this movie a year from now, stacked high, much like Blair Witch, cause people will realize that it's rather boring after a couple watches.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:32 a.m. CST

    Definetly a slow week

    by JettL93

    not much this week worth owning, i felt Jennier's body was not as good as the orginal storyline i hasd read 2 years ago, i hear there may be a sequel and i would love to showcase my ideas for the franchise

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:33 a.m. CST

    Whats wrong with CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS?

    by Series7

    It was one of the best comedies this year. No way you can call that movie of kids movie. Though the pixie stick colors can fool you. I enjoyed it more then Up.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Anyone catch my name

    by Series7

    In the Paranormal Activity credits?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:38 a.m. CST

    What was wrong with A Perfect Getaway?

    by Series7

    I guess people needed the same fucking movie they've seen a million times before? <P> I really enjoyed that film. Also it was nice to see a fun slasher thriller meant for adults not some PG shit starring some former Disney star.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Jennifer's Body a franchise?

    by rogueleader66

    I was not aware that a movie that made no money was a franchise....guess it helps to have a big shot Hollywood "insider" here at AICN huh?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:48 a.m. CST

    The New Yorker of all places had a great review of 9...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...AICN torpedoed it...I had been looking forward to it, but figured that if this place doesn't like a lower budget animated SF who will?<P> Then the New Yorker comes along and says that it all comes together and charms your pants off...now I'm looking forward to it again...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Microsoft Word Count...

    by Bubba Gillman

    ...gave up after the 32nd use of "that said." That said, I love the site, Harry.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:52 a.m. CST

    "That said" count -> 4!

    by BGDAWES

    Including two sentences beginning with 'That said' back-to-back! <br><br> THAT SAID, I won’t say what set me off, I figure if you NetFlix this sucker, you’ll either go along, completely happy with where the film goes, or all of a sudden you’ll scream BULLSHIT at the screen and get angry at the movie. THAT SAID, the film is totally worth checking out for Timothy Olyphant and Kiele Sanchez. <br> <br> Well done Harold!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:56 a.m. CST

    ..."boy in the late sixties through the seventies… like me"...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Harry, like me you were a baby in the early 70's and a boy in the late 70's and 80's...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Anyone who liked Heathers

    by Series7

    Needs to check out Sex and Death 101. Really good raunchy adult comedy. One thats actually raunchy and funny something Apatow's films seem to be missing.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:02 a.m. CST

    All those PARANORMAL ACTIVITY rumors

    by Series7

    Involving Steven Spielberg makes you wonder first which ones are true. <P> He got a copy of the movie shelved it because he wanted to make a big budget version of it? If this is true how many other cool indie movies are just sitting around Berg's house? <P> He told the director to change the ending. If this is true how many dreamworks films did he stick his fingers in? <P> He is actually the director of the movie. If this is true how come Berg can't get half as good a performence from some ginormous star for one of his mega blockbusters? <P> Also why didn't they use the Steven Spielberg PRESENTS tag?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:02 a.m. CST

    ...SEX AND DEATH 101...and...queue updated.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:04 a.m. CST

    Has there ever been any good Asylum movies?

    by TheJokesOnUs

    They come out with a ripoff for almost every major release. For some reason, The 18-Year-Old Virgin is the only one that interests me. A take on the Steve Carrell film, it's about a hot, stacked teenage girl who can't get laid. Just like in real life.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:04 a.m. CST

    it can be made for a half billion dollars

    by Series7

    I'm sorry name one horror movie that cost more then $20 million to make that was any good? I know this isn't what Harry was talking about. But horror really only works with it doesn't cost shit to make.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:05 a.m. CST

    FlickaPoo

    by Series7

    Good man. Its a fun movie, also if you like Patton Oswald its his funniest performence. Its written and directed from the guy who wrote Heathers.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:07 a.m. CST

    ...I'm just saying that I know you want your childhood...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...to overlap with all and any cool things in the known universe...but it doesn't.<P>And that's OK.<P> You still get to like Muhammad Ali...even if he didn't show up at your birthday party...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:07 a.m. CST

    We get it, Jett.

    by TheJokesOnUs

    You can drop the act. Why don't you just use your normal talkback handle from now on? The joke is old, man, old.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Why did Wal mart

    by Series7

    Stop giving away free t-shirts with every action movie released?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:21 a.m. CST

    LAKE MUNGO > > PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS

    No arguing with me on this one, bitches.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:25 a.m. CST

    *SPOILERS* RE: PERFECT GETAWAY

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS

    *SPOILERS*<p>*SPOILERS*<p>*FUCKING SPOILERS*<p>I guessed the ending of this movie just over one minute into it! Seriously, if you're going to set up the premise of two people who are murderers and then posing as a couple DON'T start with a wedding video in which you don't show the bride and groom's faces and then cut to a couple practicing their new names.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10 a.m. CST

    Paranormal Activity

    by skimn

    Is following the same pattern as Blair Witch, with a video rushed out 2 1/2 months after its theatrical release to strike before its forgotten. It'll do well on video, then be as promptly forgotten as Blair Witch. And seriously, Yoko thought that playing the video might curse your house with some spirit? No wonder she married you, what a gull-a-bull, to paraphrase Bugs Bunny.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:13 a.m. CST

    actually TheJokesOnUs

    by JettL93

    I'm not putting on any act. I'm lucky enough to work within the industry (in many departments but mostly scripts) and therfore i am privy to alot (and i do mean alot) of insider info on certian productions. But overall i'm a movie fan so i come here and i share spoilers because i know i'd want to hear the latest rumblings on my favorite productions if i were you guys<P>and yes Jennifer's body is going to be a feanchise, now odds are it will be a direct to DVD franchise, but i've also heared that spike TV is considering a TV show based on the format

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Well Jett, I'll tell you what...

    by TheJokesOnUs

    I'll ignore your numerous spelling and grammar mistakes in an industry where that would be inexcusable, and give you an opportunity to prove yourself. I'll ask Harry to see where you've been posting from. For your sake, it had better be southern California. Posting from Des Moines is not going to help your story. Also, why don't you tell us some of the movies you've worked on? Let's see some of this great work.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Princess of Mars and 9

    by Dollar Bird

    I by coïncidence saw the trailer for "Princess of Mars" (why did they cut out the pronoun?) on YouTube last night and it looked horrible. The Tharks all look like burn victims. The Traci Lords as the most beautiful woman of two worlds? No.<p>Saw 9 in the movie house. It's not that good. Really great visuals, and some of the music is fun, but the story is so by-the-numbers (no pun intended) and aside from Christopher Plummer, the voice acting is blah. Years ago, at an animation festival, I saw the short that inspired the film, and that was really good. Too bad they had to expand the thing into a movie with bad dialogue and a weak, seen-it-before hero's story.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:24 a.m. CST

    well the TheJokesOnUs

    by JettL93

    I post from all over the world, it depends on where the shoot is. and as for a list of the movies i have worked on I think my resume clearly speaks for itself

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Yeah

    by Series7

    The work you did on my hash browns this morning was fucking amazing JettL93. No one rocks the deep frier like you.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Ditto on Peace On Earth

    by fassbinder79

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:38 a.m. CST

    I still hope your computer has rounded edges

    by skimn

    Jett. Don't want you poking or hurting yourself.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:43 a.m. CST

    9

    by skimn

    still looks like a apocolyptic version of Sony's Little Big Planet PS3 game.<p>BTW, hope everyone had a wonderful holiday last week. Yes, even the douches.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Jett

    by TheJokesOnUs

    If you're posting from London, Paris or Tokyo that might be forgiven... for now. But Des Moines, Baltimore, Newark or Biloxi? Probably not in the industry.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:45 a.m. CST

    I'll never get why so many feel the need to doubt me

    by JettL93

    i've given you so many scoops and never once have i asked for anything in return or special treatment (i even turned down a black box because i don't want to be labbeled as above you guys.<P>And my computer does not have rounded edges, i'm allowed to use a real one

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:49 a.m. CST

    i've never been to Des Moines, so why would i post there?

    by JettL93

    i'll be in newyork later this week, mainly for some Oscer telecast duties but i figure i'll take in new years eve on the times square, If i can swing it i might even meet dick clark, i've always been a fan

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Cloudy with a chance...

    by Fortunesfool

    arguably the finest animated film this year. UP was 'technically' better but not as much fun, or freaky -those chickens !!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Harry settle this once and for all..

    by odo19

    did JettL ever turn down a blackbox?? If not I'll assume everything that comes out of his mouth is horseshit.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Fortunesfool

    by Series7

    Yeah I fucking love the color scheme of the whole movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:57 a.m. CST

    agreed on the qaulity of cloudy with a chane of meetballs

    by JettL93

    although i can't agree that it was better then up it was still one of the best kids movies this year and as far as CGI cartoons go, it's a shame that a movie like monsters vs aliens got more attention then cloudy did

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Eventually, we'll have whipped Harry into shape...grammatically

    by WickedJester

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    one of the best kids movies

    by Series7

    I don't think Cloudy was even a kids movie. It was just a silly Digital short comedy. It didn't fall into any of those LIFE LESSONS like all kids movies have to have. <P> Unless they are saying, yeah go ahead and do whatever you want. Even if it destroyes everything.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Paranormal Activity = Worst Movie of 2009

    by Partyslammer

    Seriously. Anyone who thought this was scary or had anything remotely approaching a decent, well told story is probably got some French in their bloodline. I don't care if this flick cost a car payment to make, that simply goes to show who horribly desperate Hollywood studios are for grabbing any independant flick they think is "fresh" and shoveling it out to the mindless droogs who pack theaters these days. <p> Paranormal Activity is the ultimate (crappy) home made shot on video movie. For those even curious at this point in seeing it who smartly avoided it in the theaters, think "Blair Witch" type of flick with one character always using the camera in this case to document his house's "haunting" where nothing happens for most of the movie except dumb little things like noises downstairs, shadows on the wall, hints of a ......OOooooooOOOooo, ghosty (or "demon" which I guess makes it even SCARIER!) finally leading to an idiotic finish that's straight out of a group of pre-teenager's pretend horror movie made with tehir parent's camera. The cast is basically just a young couple who seem to have lifted the dialog straight off "Cloverfield's" leads most of the time ("Oh Shit," "OMG!" etc etc). There's just a couple other minor characters including a utterly useless paranormal investigator who has no better function than to be a bit part for one of friends of the production. <p> The whole premise of someone who constantly has to pick up the camera (or leave it running on a tripod or laying on a table while they both talk) to "document" every single thing never works in these kind of flicks - from Blair Witch to Cloverfield to this bomb. It's a gimmick that calls attention to itself and ultimately wears down the viewer long before the movie ends. The one saving grace is at least the "filmer" in this movie has a steadier hand than the other examples so the vertigo quotient is lower, but the down side is there's many long, drawn out shots where the camera simply sits on a tripod or table, never moving while the characters drone on. The "shock" ending is the worst, most unimaginatively derivative climax I can recall seeing in any movie. Seriously, possessed chick makes big evil smile and lunges at camera - cut to black - roll credit?!? <p> I can't imagine the number of angry patrons wanting their money back during the theatrical run. I fast forwarded through big chunks of this turd and still felt like I suffered a home invasion robbery afterwords. Basically someone could make a 5 minute summery of this movie, post it on Youtube (the reduced online quality would probably benefit the overall "vibe") and that would be the perfect way to see this dud. I'd rate this steamer at about the same level as one of M Night Shamalamawhatthefuckhisnameis's childhood home movies seen on the extras for "Signs." <p> Movie history is riddled with hacks who've taken the do-it-yourself approach with varying degrees of success topped by the infamous Ed Wood. But Wood had *ideas* and his films, terrible though they were, were somewhat entertaining on some level even at their worst. "Paranormal Activity" is completely bereft of any original ideas, energy, pacing and filmmaker talent in front of or behind the (video) camera.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:19 a.m. CST

    ...so CHANCE OF MEATBALLS is good? because...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the joke seemed already played out by the end of the trailer.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:20 a.m. CST

    FlickaPoo

    by Series7

    I found Cloudy with a chance to be a million times funnier then Year One? <P> But seriously, you know the SNL digital short guys. Imagine if he did a cartoon movie. Then see Cloudy and see if you were right.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:21 a.m. CST

    ...Partyslammer, when a movie cost $17.99 to make...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...it isn't even in the running for Worst Movie Of The Year.<P>That would be like be saying your home video of you banging the mail lady is The Worst Movie Of The Year.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:25 a.m. CST

    ...intriguing...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...but abusing me for laughing at YEAR ONE while drunk is like laughing at me for liking Mrs. FlickaPoo to use her Rhona Mitra voice during drunken sex.<P>You don't bring that shit up in the cold light of morning. It just isn't done.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:28 a.m. CST

    ...did that simile work out? I'm not sure. Sounded better...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...in my head.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:30 a.m. CST

    "I think my resume clearly speaks for itself"

    by jim

    Until anyone here actually sees your resume, it isn't saying much of anything.<p>"i've given you so many scoops"<br>How many of these innumerable "scoops" can be verified, have been proven to be true?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Rhona Mitra???

    by Series7

    Well I'm not really thinking about her voice when I think about her (unless you guys play a sort of Hollowman kinky thing). <P> I tease you about Year One because I care. Hey I love I MEAN LOVE not just fleetingly like Not Another Teen Movie. And I don't even give a shit about half the movies it makes fun of, I think most of those jokes go over my head.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Partyslammer protests too much

    by Adelai Niska

    After my own theatre experience, where at least a dozen teenage douchebags walked out of Paranormal, each and every one of them loudly interrupting the movie to say something like "This is such a stupid fuckin' movie" even though they were clearly just scared children- I'm gonna assume EVERY overly angry internet hater of that movie is another 15 year old with a sideways ballcap.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Big Jim

    by Series7

    To be fair, he did let us know that the McRib was coming back.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:36 a.m. CST

    ...Series7, I really just wanted to compare...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...drunken enjoyment of YEAR ONE to kinky drunken sex...not sure I pulled it off tough...I quite enjoy the YEAR ONE abuse.<P>Rhona Mitra has many fine qualities...but the voice is her finest.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:38 a.m. CST

    a funny coincidence with Series 7 McRib remark

    by JettL93

    I had a meeting with Joel silver about 2 weeks ago and he asked me if i was interested in collaborating on a script based on the Mcdonald land characters, he's had the film rights for about 7 years and figures with the onslaught of boardgame movies hitting thw waves, the next possible path of franchise making is to go the route of Product mascots (as he put it, the product placvment is already there and these are established characters that still give you room to play around with because there's no character hsitory)<P>now i don't know if i will take the gig, but i found it funny that series 7 mentioned mcdonalds because that one of the projects that is on my maybe list

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:43 a.m. CST

    JettL93

    by Series7

    You fucking dare even hint at the fact that you are talking about the great character Grimace ever again. I will hunt you down and show you what a real McFlurry is.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Charlie Tuna should be your antagonist

    by Quin the Eskimo

    'cause that smug fucker deserves an excrement sandwich.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:51 a.m. CST

    i didn't even know what a Mcflurry was - I had to look it up

    by JettL93

    thanks series 7 they sound prety good, haven't had the Mcdon's in a hell of a long time appearently ALOT of the menu has changed<P>and by the way i likly will not take the mcdonalds land movie gig, next year is already too full, althought it would be nice to do sos i can see the smile on the kids faces

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:56 a.m. CST

    I loved 9...until the end

    by Dreamwriter

    The entire movie (and its trailer) were building it up like 9 was going to do some epic cool shit only he could do... which never happened.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:56 a.m. CST

    You mean the kids don't smile

    by Series7

    When you corner them in the dirty bathrooms and touch them? I wonder if you boss knows why you always take bathroom cleaning duty.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:58 a.m. CST

    series 7 - fuck you!

    by JettL93

    Jokes about molesting kids is too far, i doubt anyone on this site would find that funny, claim i'm a fake all you want but making pedophile jokes is crossing the line<P>Harry can we get him banned for that?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:01 p.m. CST

    JettL93

    by Series7

    Sorry I guess that was a little too close to home for you. <P> Sooo you are OK with inscest jokes, but not molestation jokes? Seems a bit unfair don't you think?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:02 p.m. CST

    anyone else surprised that JettL can even spell fuck

    by Series7

    correctly?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Anyone remember when Jett's act was funny?

    by MattmanReturns

    Me neither.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Series 7

    by seniorspeilbergio

    I think you hit a little close to home there. Nicely done. By the way, does anyone else find JettL93's persistence kind of disturbing? I mean, there's no way he doesn't realize NO ONE takes him seriously yet he keeps up the bullshit even though one of the writers on this site has clled him out and confirmed he's full of shit. It's like he gets off on being called a liar or something. Just bizarre. His lies even seem to be purpossly over the top to not even be believable. Weird.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:06 p.m. CST

    series 7 i will gibve you no more of my time

    by JettL93

    ignore a troll and he will go away<p>Your pedophile joke was just to far, thats not something to joke about, million of people have been the victims of it no doubt several Talkback members have had to suffer with itin their lives, for you to joke about it is disgusting<P>You can post whatever insult you want, but i am done responding to you aligations of me being a false profit, I know who i am and i know that the majority of Tb'ers enjoys by posts and the info they offer, i pitty you because you will never know love, you will never know what it means to be human<P>Goodbye sir, may what you said here today be the sorrow your soul is burdended with for the rest of the dawn of days

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:08 p.m. CST

    ignore a troll and he will go away

    by Series7

    Sooooo your just going to ignore yourself now?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:10 p.m. CST

    huh? Traci Lords? What happend to Pixar?

    by Circean6

    Is Jon Carter public domain? Or does the Burroughs estate just pimp it out to anyone? I know starting with Harry this project has had a bumpy road but does this SyFy-esque dross mean we won't see a real Carter movie for another decade?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:11 p.m. CST

    I knew it! I fucking knew it!

    by seniorspeilbergio

    It's the attention. Good or bad, Jettl93 gets off on the attention. Oh, you poor, sad, lonely soul.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:12 p.m. CST

    re: Jennifers Body

    by S-Mart shopper

    Am I the only one interested in seeing her Gag Reel???

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:13 p.m. CST

    I don't get off on any attention

    by JettL93

    i don't make posts to grab attention from anybody - this is why i turned down the offer of getting a black box<P> i just find is funny that some people like Series 7 choose to call me a false profit even though i contribute more to discussion of film then most Talkbackers<P>I ask my self is it time for a sabatical from AICN?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:14 p.m. CST

    though i contribute more to discussion of film then most Talkbac

    by Series7

    Really JettL??? REALLY.... YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING CLUE. <P> Just no fucking clue. <P> But yeah, he does get off on the attention. All people who were molested as children do.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:15 p.m. CST

    I think you should take time off JettL93

    by S-Mart shopper

    It'll give more time to jerk off to yourself.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Jett you never cease to amaze me.

    by Dollar Bird

    I don't like to get personal here (aside from a critical moment with Massawyrm once) but you, sir, are amazing. You first got my attention when you started talking about how John Rhys-Davies complained about make-up on the set of "Last Crusade." Since then, it's been a wild ride of trolling and troll-baiting and absurd claims populated with the most preposterous spelling errors imaginable. Man, those typos—I don't know if they're part of your joke, just laziness on your part, or you're in such a hurry to reply to something that you hammer out a TB without even looking to see if the little dotted line shows up under words like "placvment". I know I've done some grammar boo-boos in the past, but sweet mother—yours blow my mind. What I'd really like to see someday is a TB filled exclusively by you and Lockesbrokenleg hashing it out. And then Dannygloversdickblood can stop by and be really angry, because I miss his vitriol. (The real Danny, not that milquetoast guy who puts a zero in for an O. And if that is the same Danny, I weep, because he's lost most of his piss and vinegar.)

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Yeah, he's clueless...

    by seniorspeilbergio

    And arrogant but mainly, really, really lonely.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Circean

    by lprothro

    The original John Carter books were printed around 1912 and have--sadly in this case--fallen into public domain. <p>

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Circean6: re: John Carter

    by Dollar Bird

    I'm pretty sure the books are public domain now. At least the first one. The John Carter film on Harry's list is by the same people who brought us such classics as "Transmorphers" and "Snakes on a Train."

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Public Domain..

    by seniorspeilbergio

    It never ceases to amaze me how these old "turn of the century" books that are now in public domain; don't get more movies made from them. Any low-budget filmmaker is free to make an HP Lovecraft movie anytime he/she so chooses. There just sitting there...waiting...FOR FREE!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:29 p.m. CST

    i think MARS is public domain

    by frank cotton

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:33 p.m. CST

    JettL93: "...is it time for a sabatical (sic) from AICN?

    by firewhale

    For god's sake, yes! Take time away from all these mean-spirited non-contributing trolls who don't understand your genius. You are ahead of your time and these insensitive morons just don't get it. You just...excuse me, <what's that? he IS a fucking sociopath? He's off his meds? okay...>. Yeah, Jett, take some time off from the site, check yourself back into the "Institute" and get back on your IV drip. Lockesbrokenleg did, and we're all better for it. Man up and follow his fine example.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:36 p.m. CST

    seniorspeilbergio, the thing with public domain is

    by JettL93

    while yes they are there for anyone to take, a studio and most producers will not fun a movie based on a public domain character because if any potential franchise arises then the studio doesn't soley own the rights, i mean imagine if star wars or james bond was public domain, you wouldn't have one franchise every stidio would jump on the badwagon and make film with the characters, ad yes most studios will mimic a successfull film but with pub dom it can be an exact replica

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:39 p.m. CST

    I don't understand the hatred for JettL93

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS

    Let the guy be. He's harmless!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:41 p.m. CST

    CHRISTIAN hey

    by Series7

    As long as he is washes his hands before he makes my daily Big Mac, I'm cool with him.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:41 p.m. CST

    9 is a BRILLIANT film!

    by TheNorthlander

    Main characters die, and you never know who or when that happens. For children, that's a scary movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:42 p.m. CST

    JettL93

    by seniorspeilbergio

    Yeah...whatever.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:43 p.m. CST

    TheNorthlander

    by Series7

    AWWW THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE! GO AHEAD AND RUIN THE FILM FOR EVERYONE. HARRY BAN HIM!! PLEASE JUST BAN HIM BOO BOO!!!! WAAAAAAAA

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Colonialism SHOULD be called as such

    by PTSDPete

    Do kids today even read their history books anymore ?</p>Oh.</p>

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Stupid Teabaggers

    by PTSDPete

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:45 p.m. CST

    What a slow update day

    by JettL93

    i could tell you about 6 or 7 interesting stories that are leaking out of the wood, why haven't they been posted yet on AICN?<P>What about the big captain america news, AICN didn't even post the pic of josh Lucas in costume, now it was pulled pretty damn fast but it was a good 5 hours before marvel threatened legal action

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:47 p.m. CST

    josh Lucas

    by Series7

    Is still paying back the world the money he lost on Stealth. Captain America my ass.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:51 p.m. CST

    shouldn't that be JoshL71 as Cap'n U.S.A.?

    by ProziumJunkie

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Jesus Jett

    by seniorspeilbergio

    Just go outside, enjoy the sunshine, kiss a girl.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:58 p.m. CST

    I want to be the new JettL93..Let me begin...

    by Quake II

    When I was on location with the Jennifer's Body crew, Diablo was asking me for script advice. She wanted me to change some dialogue on set. I actually wound up directing a few scenes when the second unit director had the flu for a week. One night while on location, I was licking Megan Fox from head to toe in my hotel room and we discussed her character's changes after the possession. I'm now hard at work on the new Batman film. Looks like Megan may want to play Catwoman after all. I talked her into it one night while taking a bath together. She said she's do it only if I wrote the screenplay. Christopher Nolan agreed and now I'm hard at work on that story. I still like to take a break from my fabulous life and post on message boards. :-D

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST

    I do enjoy the sunshine

    by JettL93

    and not that its anyone business, but i have been married for 28 years and am the father to 4 and grandfather to 2. I quite enjoy the life that my career has afforded me. <P>What's your excuse?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:01 p.m. CST

    JettL93

    by seniorspeilbergio

    No you're not. You're just full of shit and that's it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:01 p.m. CST

    the thing I like about Jett is when a casual

    by MacReady452

    TBer is sucked into the farce because they don't know better. I still wait for the day when ONE of his absurd "scoops" accidently turns out to be true and he hops on AICN proclaiming, " SEE! SEE! I told you Mark Hamil would make an appearance in Episode VII! I AM THE GOD OF SCOOPS! BOW BEFORE ME AICN!"

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:02 p.m. CST

    The five minute interval between Series' McRib crack

    by skimn

    and Jett's Joel Silver response was pretty impressive, unless the meds were just kicking in ...and...the...COLORS!!!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Carriers was average at best

    by MacReady452

    Its been on Blockbusters shelf for at least a week. Mostly a borefest

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Skimm..

    by seniorspeilbergio

    I think that's what you call a happy accident

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:06 p.m. CST

    NUNS OF ST. ARCHANGEL

    by BringingSexyBack

    Queued. Grazie, grazie.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    hahahahaha unless you got married at birth

    by Series7

    Then you are way past the age of someone who should be posting on here. Try faking another age....ohhh shit I can here the beeper you better go get dem fries before they BURN!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    10 bucks says...

    by seniorspeilbergio

    JettL93 lives in Florida and is an usher at a theme park. This is exactly the kind of shit those guys talk.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:13 p.m. CST

    ...Re: Nunsploitation...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I like to add movies like this to my queue and try to forget about them...<P>It's like a little present for my future self...some shitty day you stroll out to the mailbox, and BANG!...<P>Naked nuns brighten your day...good'ole past me, what a fucking guy!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:14 p.m. CST

    what's so impressive about a 5 minute interval?

    by JettL93

    I may be missing thejoke but whats so impressive with the 5 minute response time to whathisface's mcrib remark. I actually prefer to reply sooner then 5 mins

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:15 p.m. CST

    WHATS MY NAME BITCH!

    by Series7

    SAY IT!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Jett as a grandfather is even more unbelievable

    by MattmanReturns

    than his Batman 3 inside info.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:23 p.m. CST

    I'm a good grandfather

    by JettL93

    I always have werther's orginals in my pocket

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:23 p.m. CST

    "it is the only release I wasn’t sent."

    by CaseyMcCall

    Sigh. Frick.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Werthers...the candy of playground stalkers.

    by ProziumJunkie

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Ok so i'm not a grandfather, you got me

    by JettL93

    ii'm writing a script about a grandfather, so i was trying to get into character<P>regardless my age is irrelevant, Jett is an idea and as we all know, an idea cannot age, therefore i was around in the dawn of man, and i will be around untill the last man is standing..only then will i vanquish a thought more mere then myself

  • That just sounds dirty (and kinda gross)<p>Watched "Generation Kill" a couple of weeks ago and thought Alexander Skarsgård could play a convincing Captain America. But would any studio dare hire a Swede (or anyone not born in the USA) to play Captain America? Could you imagine the uproar, besides just from fanboys, of having Captain America played by someone who isn't an American? Heads would explode.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:31 p.m. CST

    JettL93 has infected wikipedia!

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Remember how JettL93 told us that Leo woukd be playing Jason Bard in the next Batman movie?<p>It seems Jason Bard's wiki page has been updated recently. All hail JettL93; the bringer of scoops!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Wow JettL93

    by seniorspeilbergio

    I have no idead what the fuck you're trying to say with that last post. You are clearly fucking fruit loops, man.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:34 p.m. CST

    the wikipedia page is updated because it's true

    by JettL93

    i don't control the flow of information i just try my best to channel it in the right direction. Once it's out there it's up for grabs for anyone to use

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:34 p.m. CST

    An idea cannot change?

    by seniorspeilbergio

    Right there you fail. It's all downhill from then on.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Jett in all seriousness

    by rogueleader66

    Can you not understand why so many doubt you? I am not saying I believe or not (although I tend towards not but that is not the issue right now), but understand, look at it from our point of view.<P>You seem to have your hand in EVERY major Hollywood film, you take credit for many more things besides scripts (poster ideas is one I believe), every good idea in all big movies you seem to take credit for....are you following me, do you understand our doubt? Personally I cannot recall ever seeing info you claim to be inside info posted anywhere else except in these TB's, you would think if it was legitimate info we would see it sooner or later in mainstream media. That's not to say I have read every so called scoop you have ever posted because I have not. Am I asking for proof? Well I honestly don't know what you could say to prove who and what you are, I guess we either believe you or we don't. But try to understand you make some fantastic claims and it is just hard to believe a person so hardwired into the Hollywood system could and would take the time to post on here with a bunch of clowns like us. <P>Honestly at this point I don't know what to think, sometimes I want to believe you , other times I think you are just clamoring for attention because some of the things you say I just have a hard time believing. If you didn't claim to be involved in, and to have written just about everything that comes out of Hollywood it would be easier to believe. But as I said earlier, there is really no way to prove to us the validity of your claims, we either believe you or we don't. Just try to understand why many here don't believe you.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Harry is never going to clear the air about JETT

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    His hit count would fucking evaporate. Why would he do that. Hell, Harry probably IS JettL93 wouldn't surprise me one bit.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:59 p.m. CST

    You know everytime we post..

    by seniorspeilbergio

    about Jett we're just feeding the tiger.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Perfect Getaway was good...

    by andrew coleman

    I'm picking it up on DVD for sure.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:07 p.m. CST

    I actually wrote a script for a film called "Perfect Gateway"

    by JettL93

    it was about a family buying the right computer for their needs, suffice to say it did not sell

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Funny, I wrote a script for a film called "Perfect Gateway"

    by ProziumJunkie

    It was about getting snowed in at a stip club with a suitcase full of 1's and a kilo of blow...it didn't sell either.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:14 p.m. CST

    ProziumJunkie

    by Series7

    NO WAY! I've got some money. Lets make a deal.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:16 p.m. CST

    ok..... this shit is funny

    by VADER77

    ... Series 7, i loved the "WHAT"S MY NAME, BITCH". made me laugh. helps when you scream it in your head like you wrote it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Did I see some Not Another Teen Movie love?

    by Canuck815

    Shit! I thought I was the only one!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Canuck815

    by Series7

    There's a hole on the side of your house?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Hells Yeah! I got me a financial backer!

    by ProziumJunkie

    Silent Bob, we're goin to Hollywood!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:22 p.m. CST

    So I got this scoop

    by Series7

    There is a script out their I'm backing about a guy who gets snowed in at a stip club with a suitcase full of 1's and a kilo of blow. I just got out of a meeting with James Spader. He isn't our first choice but his got the acting chops for this possible Best Actor winner role.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Funny, I wrote a script for a film called "Perfect Gatorade"

    by skimn

    But couldn't get the Tiger Woods endorsement..now no one will touch it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Nunsploitation?

    by filegumbo

    Seriously? We can produce a cheaply made soft porn flick about a particular group of people and call it a genre and be a "sucker" for it? Well then, I'm a sucker alskankingcrabfishermansploitation (the crabs use their claws to rip the clothes off of the busty crab boat beauties) and plumbersploitation (overweight female plumbers with butt and boob cleavage.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Whoa, whoa, hold on there buddy...

    by ProziumJunkie

    this is the internet! It's not no one, it's noone. Get it right.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:29 p.m. CST

    PJ

    by skimn

    Sorry...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Re: Carriers

    by skimn

    When a genre (end of world) film begins and ends with "8mm home movie footage", trying to elicit emotional nostalga...well, its trying to be something its not. Chris Meloni really should take a break from Law & Order more often, though. He's always good.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:36 p.m. CST

    shit, now i want to cast my "Perfect Getaway"

    by ProziumJunkie

    we need a "guy", a doorman/bouncer, a bar manager, no less than 6 stippers, 4 or 5 random customers and a janitor(preferably a midget)

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:37 p.m. CST

    Princess of Mars

    by Toonol

    It's public domain, although the Burroughs estate still holds a copyright on a copy of the names... "John Carter" and "Dejah Thoris", for instance. I _THINK_ that means you can't use those terms in the title of a product, but could as part of an adaption.<p> A few years ago, I wanted to make a game based on the book, because it was public domain... but the trademark thing held me back. But if these Asylum guys don't get sued, maybe I should give it a shot.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:39 p.m. CST

    ProziumJunkie

    by Series7

    Handle the casting to me. The HOLLYWOODLAND BIG SHOT! I've already set up meetings with Brazzer, Bang Bros and Vivid.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:42 p.m. CST

    give it a shot Toonal

    by JettL93

    reach for the stars has always been my motto. your name will never echo in the halls of the universe unless 100 percent of the shots you don't take

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Think JettL has to keep notes on his own BS?

    by WickedJester

    Can't be contradicting yourself now.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:46 p.m. CST

    I think the Asylum adaptation..

    by lprothro

    Is calling Carter "JC" to circumvent copyright laws.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:48 p.m. CST

    ...filegumbo...Nuns-a-Poppin'!!! Nunsploitation on DVD!!...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...an Amazon list for your viewing pleasure:<P> http://tinyurl.com/yjganfm

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Alright Series7,in that case I trust your judgement .

    by ProziumJunkie

    However, I must insist on giving the lead stipper role to Lanny Barby. That's an executive decision!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Series 7...

    by seniorspeilbergio

    I like the concept. Do you need a big name director? I can give David Fincher a call for ya. We got to meet over that Myspace script and play a little WOW later anyway.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Preatty weak list there

    by saber12

    So, who got there name at the end PA? Anyone here?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Meatballs was damn good

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    I was on the fence about it, but a "free" ticket ($7.50 doesn't even cover an afternoon matinee these days, let alone a 3D one) enticed me to see it, and it was surprisingly witty, beautifully designed, and just plain funny. Plus, it made me HUNGRY as hell.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:04 p.m. CST

    seniorspeilbergio

    by Series7

    Well after I have a meeting with Jesus and James Cameron discussing a possibly Bio pick, with Sam Worthington starring of course. And then a meet up with the ghost of Gianni Versace to discuss the upcoming wardrobe he is doing for one of my secret surprise mega mega hits (trust me you won't believe what I've got in store for this one). <P> Then go on a lunch cruise with Paul Rudd, RDJ and JGL where we can get some alone time and really just let our feelings out. After that gotta stop in at McD's to see how my retarded step son JettL is doing having been moved up to the McFlurry station, already had one call today from his manager about him not being about to keep his hands out of butt. I feel bad for him, but with the money I make McD's doesn't care what he does just as long as he has no interaction with the customers, he's not really good with people. <P> Finally gotta go meet with Paul Hogan about the upcoming Steve Irwin movie he is going to direct for me, again of course starring Sam Worthington. After that I got a conference call with Joel Silver and The Wachowski brothers to go over how we are going to get some of that lost Speed Racer money back. To cap the night off gotta have dinner with Nolan and we are gonna go over some new sketches I have of the new Bat Moped we are going to have in the next movie. <P> I'll see if I can fit you in.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:05 p.m. CST

    saber12

    by Series7

    Well of course my name is in the credits for PA. I helped write it, did the sound effects, lighting, and even was a stand in for Katie.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:08 p.m. CST

    So Series...

    by seniorspeilbergio

    You'll be free after lunch then? Oh, and when you see Jesus, tell him I want my copy of End of Days back. He borrowed like 5 months ago.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    seniorspeilbergio

    by Series7

    I'll ask him but the dude is terrible about returning things.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:09 p.m. CST

    There's no way Ja-Cam would work with whats his face

    by JettL93

    i don't think anyone would for that matter

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:13 p.m. CST

    Jett Lucas 1993, are you saying cameron's ego is too big

    by ProziumJunkie

    to work with JESUS CHRIST?<p>I kinda believe it.<p> Sorry, I had to use your full name, I was slightly flabbergasted

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:13 p.m. CST

    Series7

    by saber12

    How was the catering?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:13 p.m. CST

    JettL93

    by Series7

    What did I tell you about using your new Google Phone DURING WORK! <P> If you get fired again you are going to have to work at Wendy's! And we know how you feel about Wendy's! <P> You better hope James doesn't see you disrespecting him like that. What happened last time you didn't address him as Sir? Thats right, back hand to the face. And you know what? I don't care your just my step son, if you don't treat Mr. Cameron with respect then by all means he's allowed to hit you.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Proof that JettL93 is Harry

    by jim

    "your name will never echo in the halls of the universe unless 100 percent of the shots you don't take"<p>Making incomplete sentences from incomplete thoughts is Harry's schtick.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST

    saber12

    by Series7

    The catering on Paranormal Activity, was actually provided my step son's work at the time. Burger King. He would always bring it over, but I know him and he doesn't wash his hands so I always brought my own lunch. But didn't really care if the others got sick. We weren't there long it was a ten week shoot and I'm still surprised that the movie made any money. I'm only used to doing movies with a budget of 300 million or more. My buddy Tobey Keith told me that it would feel good to do a small movie, I think he was just trying to get me to help him with his film career and give him musical advice at the same time. I helped right his next single, its going to blow the 9-11 theme song AWAY!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Series...

    by seniorspeilbergio

    Me and Big Jim have discussed Your Shame- sorry, your stepson and he says if he makes eye contact with him one more time; he's going to lock him in the basement at Fox Studios and have Tom Rothman feed him curds and oats once a day from a dog dish.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST

    I'm still trying to figure out how nun-on-nun sex isn't top issu

    by ScaryWaitress

    You call yourselves SHUT-INS, GEEKS, and NERDS? Turn in your cards, every last one of you.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:19 p.m. CST

    That whole "don't dis the Ja-Cam" schtick would be funnier...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...if half the site weren't deadly serious about it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Jett

    by rogueleader66

    See this is why people do not believe you. I made a polite, true post about you and why people doubt you, and you completely ignore it, not any sort of response, but you wonder why people think you are full of shit. I was not rude, insulting or condescending in any way. You will respond to people who insult you, but someone makes a post with some sore of respect and you chose not to respond. This is exactly why almost no one believes anything you say. Point proven.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:21 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by Series7

    I'll talk with my golf buddy Harvey Weinstein about the possibility of it. Maybe a Quentin Tarantino presents sort of deal. I know Kill Bill 3 still has a ways (i've been working on the script day and night, ITS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM!), so maybe he can help me get the ball rolling. Like I really need that, but QT is a fun guy to work with.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Nun sex is SO 1970's

    by ProziumJunkie

    nobody believes in God and his servants on earth these days so why sexualize them

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Prozium, actually...

    by ScaryWaitress

    Two things: <P> 1. There are actually a good deal of "fallen" ex-Christians that I know who still, in a knee-jerk, reptile-brain sort of way, would find the idea of religious servants serving each other pretty titty-lating... and <P> 2. Actually, there are a WHOLE LOTTA believers out there who will be all "NO I CAN'T LOOK THIS IS TERRIBLE!!!" and will be watching through their fingers, like little kids who are scared of the movie they're watching (and not supposed to be seeing) and yet is unable to look away. <P> For the rest of us... lesbian sex acts, great clothes, and stunning architecture. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE??? <P> Are you DEAD inside, people????

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:31 p.m. CST

    Series, no WAY you're for realz.

    by ScaryWaitress

    NO WAY Weinstein is hauling his expansive self around a golf course, even on a cart. I always KNEW you were full of shit.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:32 p.m. CST

    It is the holidays SO yes a little dead

    by ProziumJunkie

    otherwise I wouldn't be posting on here. that and the prozium kicked in early today.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:33 p.m. CST

    ProziumJunkie

    by Series7

    Yeah just got back from my meeting with Jesus and James, Sam was busy promoting the movie so he couldn't make it. I brought this up to him and Jesus thinks that this bio flick is just the sort of thing we need to kick start religion again. <P> I'm also thinking since Tobey Keith is the heart of America that he would be great to sing the theme song? How did you guys like I see You??? Yeah I KNOW I KNOW I totally stole it from the Titanic song, man I wish I had some hand in that. I was too busy working on Mouse Hunt at the time, it sucked back then but helping secure Gore Verbinski for all three Priates films was one of the best things I've done and paid off a lot more in the long run. <P> It's because of that that James wanted to work with me on Avatar.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:35 p.m. CST

    I just talked to my buddy Ben Kingsley

    by saber12

    He says Shutter Island will Blow your mind, and maybe if you're good, score you some chicks.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:36 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by Series7

    Well ssshhhhhh its sort of well known thing for insiders but Harvy Weinstein actually does just drive around the courses in something closer to one of those things in airports for handicap people. And pays a young have asian have white half black kid to play for him. Word is that the kid is getting really good and Harvey is looking to get him on the the golf circuit. Sucks playing against him though, my back swing isn't what it used to be.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:37 p.m. CST

    saber12

    by Series7

    I'm glad your buddy likes it. I help secure the sets for that film, with drug money from the operation me and Charlie Sheen have going.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:43 p.m. CST

    a Jesus biopic, huh?

    by ProziumJunkie

    sounds promising if a little sketchy. i guess it'll all come down to the marketing.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Well we are going to go the Passion of the Christ route

    by Series7

    I've got a lot of friends that are high up in the Religious game. I've met with the Pope on several occassions, even had dinner with him and several cardnials. So I think we are gonnna have the first ever Pope blessed movie, he is hopeing that it brings together the world and units us all. You know typical religious nut job bullshit like that.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:48 p.m. CST

    dammit Series, it's right under our noses!

    by ProziumJunkie

    no, not the blow, the biopic. Jesus gets snowed in at a club with a bunch of excommunicated nun strippers! Mary Magdalene is the club manager and Saint Peter is the doorman/bouncer.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:50 p.m. CST

    ProziumJunkie

    by Series7

    HOLD THAT THOUGHT! TO THE HOLLYWOOD MOBILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Can anyone recommend a good movie thriller to me?

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I'm in the mood for one. Ideally something where you have to guess the bad guy(s) who get revealed at the end.<p>I recently watched STATE OF PLAY, L.A CONFIDENTAL, THE NEGOTIATOR and FRACTURE, and could do with something along those lines...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Actually, why is there no discussion of the latest Harrison Ford

    by ScaryWaitress

    That movie looks FUCKING AWFUL. Who lets that man pick his own projects anymore? Didn't we all agree this would not be allowed anymore?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:58 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by Series7

    You don't like my idea of Indy and The Mummy battling it out over their wits then in an adventure? I thought it was a very cleaver idea. Wait till you catch all the sly references to both films.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 3:59 p.m. CST

    ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIG otWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    by Series7

    Too bad I can't send you a copy of a film I just wraped on. Sound just like you wanted. Your gonna have to wait till next Christmas though, look for it in ....the awards section. I can't believe how good it is, I wish I could say more.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Series,

    by ScaryWaitress

    look, if you're going to do that it needs to be a trifecta. Arnold needs to be in it, reprising his Conan role, but he's in modern times now, see? So it becomes a feel-good story about how primitive male urges have their place, but you have to find balance... oh, and buddy-ship conquers all. Throw in some nuns, and we'll have a blockbuster on our hands. <P> Hell, get Lucas to write the dialogue next time. BEST. MOVIE. EVER. <P> I'm already in line to see this.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Series 7 you saw Cameron today too?

    by saber12

    He bought me a nice dinner last night cause about 10 years ago, I thought the name Avatar would be cool for a movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Princess of Mars

    by Toonol

    Ok, I rushed out and rented it. Traci Lords has certainly aged... I'm five minutes into the film. John Carter is American Special Forces serving in an unnamed middle eastern country.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:15 p.m. CST

    FLICKA

    by BringingSexyBack

    It went straight to the top of the queue. No better time than the present for nun/nun action.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:15 p.m. CST

    <P>TRACI LORDS in NOT OF THIS EARTH<P>

    by DrMorbius

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST

    ISleptWithKathyBates...

    by JettL93

    check out "The Machinist" if you are looking for a good thriller, Chritian Bale is amazing in that

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:17 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress, you really dig this nun-on-nun thing!

    by ProziumJunkie

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:19 p.m. CST

    Princess of mars pt 2

    by Toonol

    JC was fatally injured by filthy drug-smuggling terrorists, and so the government swooped him up for a special project to teleport somebody to "MARS 216", a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri. They said, quote, "The data to reconstruct your body, atom by atom, is on this 16 gigabyte flash drive."<p> On the plus side, they kept the jumping due to low gravity.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:21 p.m. CST

    ISleptWithKathyBates

    by Series7

    I'm sorry my step son is an idiot and doesn't know what he is talking about. The Machinist sucks balls. Lots of wasted effort from the great one on a terrible movie with a bad ending. Check out that directors other movie. Luckily he hired me and I reworked the script and made it more Hitchcockian, its called Transiberian. Wait till you see what Brad he in store for us next, I helped with the Art Design of his next film.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:22 p.m. CST

    ...Re: Meeting the Pope. True story...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...my parents went on vacation to Rome a few years ago to be translators for some friends of the family...just as translators, so the friends set the whole thing up.<P>Anyway, the friends of the family happen to know their local Bishop...who arranges an "audience" with the Pope. Apparently these audiences are a really big deal...my family isn't Catholic, so I have no idea.<P>So nobody mentions this "audience" to my parents before they go for their tourist tour of the Vatican...the group gets ushered into this fancy room and holy shit!...there's the pope! Everybody is really moved and everything, and all dressed up because this is the biggest day of their lives...a straight shot to heaven. Everybody that is except my parents in their Bermuda shorts and Hawaiian shirts and fanny packs.<P>The end result is that we have a pic of my dad, in Bermuda shorts and fluorescent tropical shirt, kissing the Pope's ring...but looking over towards the camera with a shit eating grin and a thumbs up like Cartman with Butters' balls in his mouth.<P>True story.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Harry, a simple request

    by wes

    Can you please actually watch the movies first before throwing them on this list? I check this every week to see what you recommend, presumably based on what you've seen, and you saying, "I haven't seen this but..." doesn't make me want to pick anything up. Oh, and I loved Carriers too BTW.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:24 p.m. CST

    BSB......Flicka....

    by DrMorbius

    Have you seen any movies in Olivia Pascal's oeuvre?<P>VANESSA<P>Casanova & Co<P>The Fruit is Ripe<P>Joy of Flying<P>Island of 1000 Delights<P>Popcorn and Ice Cream<P>Summer Night Fever<P>Within a Cloister

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:28 p.m. CST

    ISLEPTWITHKATHY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Infernal Affairs

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:30 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by Series7

    Infernal Affairs. Thats a good one. I've been keeping this on the hushy hush. But me and a few of my crak team are looking to redo this movie for American audiences. We've already got Leo and Ben Affleck taged for the lead roles, but were not solid on either of them yet. And courting Schader to direct man I would love to work with Schrader again, get his movies back on track!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:31 p.m. CST

    MORBS

    by BringingSexyBack

    No but I will by week's end ... Thank ya

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    KATHYBATES..how about Insomnia?

    by skimn

    Catch it before Series and his cronies remake it with an all Swedish or Muppet cast or something.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:39 p.m. CST

    skimn

    by Series7

    TOO LATE! But change Swedish to Bulgarian and Muppets to stop motion!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:39 p.m. CST

    BSB

    by DrMorbius

    There is a movie called THE SECRETS OF LOVE: Three Rakish Tales, I know you would like. It used to play on Skin-E-Max, haven't found it on DVD. IMDB it, check out the comments by spidey-6.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Bulgarian Insomniac stop motion Muppets?

    by ProziumJunkie

    sign me up!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Kathybates....

    by VADER77

    as i'm sure you're aware. try "Taken" and if it's still out "Law Abiding Citizen"... both pretty good, Taken is better.....

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST

    insomnia itself is a remake

    by JettL93

    appearnetly you don't need a license to post

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:48 p.m. CST

    We're talking about a different Insomnia

    by Series7

    Something I haven't even told you about yet. Just shut up and flip the burgers they are getting burnt!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:48 p.m. CST

    No shit? thanks for the insight Jett...

    by ProziumJunkie

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    ...DrMorbius...I don't think so, but...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I'm gonna say three Hail Mary's and fix that directly.<P>Oh, and best use of the word "oeuvre" I've heard all day.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Eustisclay...

    by seniorspeilbergio

    I can't think of any thrillers right now that hold the reveal of who did it 'till the end (except for Usual Suspects if you haven't seen it yet) but good thrillers, I would have to say, The Parallax View (my personal favorite), The Conversation (ok, that one actually DOES have that reveal at the end), Michael Clayton, The Other (which is slightly horror but worth it for all the twists and turns), Angel Heart (also horror)and then there's the Ultimate TV Who Done It: Twin Peaks (but make sure you watch the show first THEN the movie. The movie gives away the killer).

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5 p.m. CST

    Sorry I meant Kathy Bates...

    by seniorspeilbergio

    My bad.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5 p.m. CST

    Again point proven

    by rogueleader66

    Still no response from Jett, thus proving my point. This is why everyone calls bullshit on what he says. Cant even respond to what i said. Whats the excuse?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:03 p.m. CST

    Maybe Jett does work in the industry

    by skimn

    he is a rather literal minded, humorless spud.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:03 p.m. CST

    BSB.......Flicka....

    by DrMorbius

    I've tried a lot of searches to no avail. If perchance you find TSOL: TRT anywhere, please let me know, even a download. Thanks.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Hey Series did you say Worlds Greatest Dad

    by skimn

    was damn good last week? Tuesday is rental night..and the offerings this week look weak.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:11 p.m. CST

    When does Old Dogs come out on DVD?

    by saber12

    Like next week?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Thanks to all for your suggestions

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I've seen The Machinist and it's great. I'd think myself and Mr.7 had very different movie tastes if it wasn't for the suggestion of Transiberian. Brad Anderson for the win!<p>I really need to check out Infernal Affairs. I've seen the remake but remakes are almost never as good as the original.<p>I've seen both Taken and Law Abiding Citizen, and they're great but not quite what i was looking for.<p>You've reminded me that i need to check out Chinatown. It's a crime that i've yet to see that.<p>I don't know The Silent Parner or One False Move and so will be looking out for those now.<p>Thanks again all!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:12 p.m. CST

    ...I really hate it when you look up something like...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...WITHIN A CLOISTER and Netflix gives you THE CLOSER.<P>It's just fucking insulting. If you don't have it, you don't have it. I'll survive...maybe...but don't insult me.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Oooo CBTML! I agree about Mungo Park!

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I really liked that movie and it definitely kicked Paranormal's asscheeks.<p>The bit with the mobile phone footage freaked me the hell out! Did you stay to watch the photographs during the end credits? That was so cool!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Um... I mean Mungo Lake

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:35 p.m. CST

    I wonder if Worthington got my Boxing Day card?

    by saber12

    Is he Canadian?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 5:50 p.m. CST

    I know $15,000 is cheap for a movie

    by Vern

    but where was it spent on Paranormal Activity? Just on the camera and renting the house? Or does that just mean because the studio made a new sound mix and transferred it to film or something?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:09 p.m. CST

    PA had a good marketing campaign

    by saber12

    If only Snakes on a Plane had thought of that.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Christian Bale Trashed My Lights *Spoilers*

    by RefutetheHype

    That's how I figured out the ending of PERFECT GETAWAY, too. All you need to do in order to guess ANY film ending twist is simply walk in to the movie with an eye from the very first shot on to look for ANY decision that does not conform with Hollywood cliche and then ask yourself why.<p><p>With GETAWAY, I said "Ok, they aren't showing the faces of the bride and groom. Hollywood cliche REQUIRES that you show the faces of any major character. Even super hero characters have to make sure not to wear the mask during any important scene (IRON MAN, etc. even conform to this cliche. The mask ALWAYS comes off when drama is required because the picklefaces at the top think you need to not have the mask because the mask isn't as important as seeing EYE ACTING FUCK YOU!). So, this makes the question WHY are they not showing the faces!" The answer becomes, because the couple at the beginning is somehow different from the couple we see who are the married couple. Only possible conclusion, they've been replaced and had their identities stolen to make a PERFECT GETAWAY. OK, end of mystery.<p><p> You can do it with any movie.<p>"WHY are poeple not talking to the main actor Bruce Willis in SIXTH SENSE? No main character gets ignored in Hollywood cliche." <p><p>"WHY do we never get to see Verbal Kent's life outside of being arrested when we get shots of the others in their private lives? And WHY does he have a supposed disability that isn't being portrayed as a heroic flaw that he must overcome like a bad inspirational film?"<p>"WHY do we never get an establishing line of text in THE VILLAGE to tell us when the story is happening and where? Remember, in most big Hollywood movies you get a shot of Big Ben and the movie has to type out LONDON ENGLAND PRESENT DAY or JUST IN THE NEAR FUTURE."<p>"WHY do we get a shot of Clint Eastwood coughing toward the start of GRAND TOURINO?"<p>In fact, somebody here clipped on ORPHAN and spoiled that she's a midget (she's not, she has an anti-puberty or whatever condition, not being a midget). But what I enjoyed most about ORPHAN and the reason it ranked as one I enjoyed for 2009 was because they didn't do any cliche thing of having to constantly foreshadow her condition or the reason she wore the ribbons or anything. It just showed up at the end and then we get to see side kick neckbreaker time!<p>So the next time you see a movie that makes some interesting or different decision, ask yourself WHY that decision might be made in terms of Hollywood cliches, and you will usually hit on the answer to ANY film twist. ANY!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Partyslammer

    by RefutetheHype

    That's why I did not enjoy or find scary PA. It did not make me feel like it was real at all. It felt totally artifice.<p><P>"OH MY GOD THAT THING BIT ME I AM BLEEDING TO DEATH!"<p>"HANG ON HONEY LET ME GET THE CAMERA FIRST!"<P>"SHIT I AM BLEEDING TO DEATH!"<P>"CAMERA!"

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Vern - Are you excited about A Dangerous Man?

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I know I am!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Funny Story...

    by Boone

    <p>I was doing a rewrite on Scotty Fitzgerald's film adaption of Babylon Revisited, that I had tentatively retitled 1 Night In Paris, and Fro-Sco could see that I was a bit stumped.</p> <p>He asked, "Are you having some trouble with the scene?"</p> <p>I said, "No, Fitzgerraldo, I've just been having trouble describing my line of work to strangers. Should I just tell them than I'm a producer who is well known in the industry for as a top notch screenwriter and uncredited script doctor?"</p> <p>The Fitz just looked me square in the eye and said, "Here's what I tell people: I am blessed to be working in the film industry in many areas, but mostly I just do the scripts."</p> <p>I thought to myself, Yeah, that's how a real writer would say it. Then Cap'n Crunch and Skeletor jumped out from behind a couch and scared us real good. We all had a good laugh about that.</p>

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:33 p.m. CST

    time for the truth, JettL93 Style!

    by RefutetheHype

    I've deluded you guys long enough. I feel sort of bad. My name is Rita T. Hipner, and I'm the chief project coordinator on the Jayvis Electronic Text Transmitter. This Level 93 artificial intelligence has been in development for some time. Its principle goal is to collect raw data from the internet and link it together into AI scripts that can be used by, for example, a Hollywood film script writer to make finished movie scripts using the most broad public appeal concepts based on current trends. While it has no actual mind for itself, it is capable of what we in the industry called subject object regurgitation expression, or SORE. Its SORE function has been a little lax lately, and it has been finding internet forums and posting on them. Unfortunately, the project has a self-replucation feature called WAN Access Nexus Kind that produces replica offspring programs that spread on the internet, making it very hard for us to locate the program's core nexus. Plus, the harder part too is that the unit believes itself to be a real person. The best thing you can do at this point folks? Igonre it, because any time you type JET or JETT into a dataabase you are making it not only replicate but making it think it is a real person, based on the programming and how it works. It really is starting to think it is not only alive but also important. By the way, sometimes it will mention being "given the black box." This refers to what we call the Accute Service Schedule Systemwide Element eXpunger, a core dump from one male-plug core dump into another male receptor core dump.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:34 p.m. CST

    I remember this one time me and Michael Bey

    by saber12

    Were eying up chicks in a strip club, and Bey just threw a wad of 1,00o bucks on the stage at the babes. Oh what a night.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:36 p.m. CST

    remember the time

    by RefutetheHype

    when Harry and I doubleteamed Hermione Granger? Good times. What? No, not the actress. She's a kid. The real Hermione Granger. She's in her twenties. Sick fuck, get away from me.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Suggestion

    by RefutetheHype

    We should ALL make our most hot fantasy claims about things we've done recently, from script writing to sex with Hermione Granger. Just out in out lie. Then JettL93 can feel like he's not alone in the universe peeing into his own mouth on a web cam for "points" he can use to "buy" virtual stickers.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:43 p.m. CST

    I remember the time me and Tina Turner had our own Thunderdome.

    by saber12

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:49 p.m. CST

    ...saber12, did you make thunder in her dome or...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...did she make thunder in yours?<P>It's all good, but there's a difference...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 6:54 p.m. CST

    FlickaPoo

    by saber12

    She's kinky so we did both.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:01 p.m. CST

    What a crap week for DVD's!

    by KevinMuller

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:05 p.m. CST

    What a crap week for DVD's!

    by KevinMuller

    I think with the release of "Jennifer's Body" and "Up in the Air" shows how great of a director Jason Reitman is. Cody's script for that film was a disaster. Where the Juno language worked in that film, it came across terribly in Jennifer's Body. You also have to take into account that Ellen page is light years ahead in terms of acting ability compared to Megan Fox. Perfect Getaway was a piece of shit film that was only saved by Tim's performance. I didn't say bullshit when the twist was revealed. No, I was just insulted on how dumb the writer and director thought their audience was. It could have been a great film, but it was a mess.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Series7

    by Chakraborty

    "As long as he is washes his hands before he makes my daily Big Mac, I'm cool with him." <p> If you eat daily Big Macs, then you've got bigger problems than JettL93.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Timothy where have you been?

    by JettL93

    She cried in the kitchen to let you go

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Flicka........Within a Cloister...

    by DrMorbius

    Interno di un convento (1978)<P> ... aka Behind Convent Walls<P> ... aka Sex Life in a Convent<P> ... aka Within a Cloister (USA: video title)<P> ... aka Within the Convent (UK: festival title)

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:38 p.m. CST

    The thing about Jennifer's Body

    by Immortal_Fish

    It's about the hot bitchy girl in high school that everyone wants to fuck, that gets possessed by a demon and turns into... the hot bitchy girl in high school that everyone wants to fuck.<P>If you're an Obot you may have missed the subtlety there, so let me put it this way... there is no arc to Fox's character. She is the same awful person once she's been possessed. You have no reason to like her or feel sorry for her or her friend for having to cope with the change. Doesn't help that the angle with the boyfriend was telegraphed from the beginning.<P>This idea was executed way, Way, WAY, WAAAAY better in Ginger Snaps almost 10 years ago. Diablo Cody is fooling no one with this retread.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:38 p.m. CST

    How bout Marine 2 starring Ted Dibiase Jr.!?!?!

    by Super Rabbi

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:42 p.m. CST

    At least Asylum has the balls to put the word Princess in the ti

    by SnootyBoots

    Just to reiterate.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:46 p.m. CST

    ...DrMorbius, it's an overused phrase, but...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you're a scholar and a gentleman...the well worn saying has never been more fitting.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:51 p.m. CST

    I Slept - try these

    by palimpsest

    TELL NO ONE, MICHAEL CLAYTON, SYRIANA, THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR, THE PARALLAX VIEW, DUPLICITY, HEIST, THE INTERNATIONAL, BLOW OUT, A CIVIL ACTION, THE RUNAWAY JURY. For starters...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:53 p.m. CST

    HARRY YOU IGNORANT SLUT

    by Arch Nemesis

    So is Paranormal Activity filmed in the style of Blair Witch, ala hand-held-camera, or is it "normal" un-shakey cam? If it's normal then I'll watch it, based on your review.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 7:55 p.m. CST

    So i'm over at George Lucas' house....

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    ..or 'Georgey' as I call him, and i look at his big fridge and i say "That thing is fucking massive, Georgey. You could survive a fucking nuclear war by hiding in that thing."<p>His eyes lit up. And the rest, as they say is history.<p>I don't admit to that often but, hey, i gotta one-up JettL93 here.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:11 p.m. CST

    Flicka........gracias

    by DrMorbius

    Little ole me? *shucks*

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:14 p.m. CST

    palimpsest........speaks the truth

    by DrMorbius

    "THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR, THE PARALLAX VIEW," I concur wholehearedly, good choices.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:29 p.m. CST

    palimpsest

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I've actually just ordered Blow Out as i've never seen all of it. Tell No-one is great! I'd forgotten about that one.<p>Good call on Three Days Of The Condor and Parallax View - I've heard much said about them. I'll add those two as well.<p>Duplicity? Is that a thriller? Okay, you've convinced me to investigate!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Chakraborty

    by Series7

    So you are saying that there is something wrong with this guy? <P> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Gorske <P> Big Mac's or the fountain of youth my son. A gift from Allah himself.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Yes, I remember him from SuperSizeMe...

    by Chakraborty

    ...he's a genetic anomaly. A man who is not adversely affected by his diet choices, but he is not a model to follow. <p> Not sure where the Allah reference comes in....

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Harry, you jerk bag, one of one the reasons that

    by AvaStar

    you liked Paranormal Activity was because that it made money?? Fuck that shit! Perfect Getaway was a good film though. Send Harry Knowles $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Thinking about it...

    by palimpsest

    I'd also add HARPER, NIGHT MOVES, ZERO EFFECT, LONE STAR, A SIMPLE PLAN, THE PLEDGE, GONE BABY GONE, BRICK, WHITE SANDS, GORKY PARK, BODY HEAT, THE MIDNIGHT MAN, KLUTE, and the Robert Altman version of THE LONG GOODBYE.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9 p.m. CST

    Seriously where can I send you money since you

    by AvaStar

    want it so bad

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9 p.m. CST

    I DECLARE THIS TALKBACK FREE OF BADNESS OR WIVES

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    If you are full of badness, you should go to the Inception trailer talkback.<p>If you are of a wifey disposition, you should go to the Inception poster talkback.<p>All others are welcome here so says me.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Dude, good luck finding that TB

    by YackBacker

    Here's a mop, a bucket and a carton of Marlboros, you're gonna be here a while cleaning up.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:02 p.m. CST

    Cool. Thanks Palimpsest.

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I'll note down your suggestions. There's a few there i've not seen (Harper, Night Moves, Zero Effect and Lone Star to be exact). <p>The Pledge is a very under-rated movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:06 p.m. CST

    define "badness"

    by ProziumJunkie

    because i'm one bad motherfucker!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:07 p.m. CST

    ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIG

    by Series7

    Come here boy. I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:07 p.m. CST

    ProziumJunkie

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    See: Series7

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:08 p.m. CST

    ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIG

    by Series7

    HEY FUCKER!! YOU better not step into my territory. Proz and I got a hot business deal going down! We got some big name actors interested, you better not fuck it up.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:09 p.m. CST

    I don't get it, KathyBates

    by YackBacker

    You fucked Kathy Bates, that means you've seen shit others could never fathom and most would seek to resolve by suicide. You're a survivor. SURVIVOR!!!!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Oh trust me, i'm gonna see him.

    by ProziumJunkie

    we're making a movie together! Jesus Christ and stripper nuns will be kicking you in the taint in 2011!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:12 p.m. CST

    Series7

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I don't class Ron Jeremy or Paul Hogan as "big name actors".

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Ron Jeremy is as big as they get!

    by ProziumJunkie

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:14 p.m. CST

    YackBacker

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    She broke my heart.<p>And my ribcage.<p>I ain't survivin' so well no more.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:16 p.m. CST

    AND he's being cast as the midget janitor

    by ProziumJunkie

    who mops up(with his equipment) after the stripper nuns finish "entertaining" in the VIP rooms.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:17 p.m. CST

    I didn't know...

    by Kavalier

    Guess I wont see Orphan. I know it's been out for awhile but a spoiler alert would've been nice.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:18 p.m. CST

    You should hire Tom Selleck

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I watched JESSE STONE: THIN ICE today and Magnum's still got it. He needs a big break to make it back into Hollywood Travolta style.<p>JESSE STONE: THIN ICE<p>In shops now.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:19 p.m. CST

    I feel for you Kavalier

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    I'd rather get Joss Stone...way hotter!

    by ProziumJunkie

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    You shouldn't!

    by Kavalier

    I actually enjoyed Jennifer's Body so I probably deserved to have Orphan spoiled!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:23 p.m. CST

    ORPHAN's twist is original

    by YackBacker

    I never watched the movie, I spoiled it for myself on the nets, but I will give those fuckers credit for trying something new with that movie. But yeah, making adoption a scary proposition is pretty fucking lousy in general. Lots of kids need good homes. On the other hand, if ORPHAN turns you off to adopting a kid, then you're a fucking twat and you shouldn't become a parent in the first case, so maybe I should applaud the filmmakers of ORPHAN for weeding out the bad ones. Hmm... I think I just turned myself around.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    I wish I could enjoy Jennifer's body

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    JENNIFER CONNELLY's body that is!<p>I WUV YOU JENNIFER CONNELLY.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Bravo Yack! *clapping*

    by ProziumJunkie

    That was quite an evolution.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:27 p.m. CST

    Thanks, Prozium

    by YackBacker

    It felt like a mental colonic. My mind is clear again! Wow, what's this about filing taxes for fiscal year 2003? Oops... I gotta do a thing...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST

    My media studies teacher spoilt ORPHAN for me

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    He hadn't even seen the movie and we were discussing posters. Anyway, he brought up the fact that she was wearing a neck-tie in the poster and (SPOILERS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY HAD IT SPOILT) said "Well, the tagline says she has a secret and you don't see children wearing neckties like that and so..."<p>Thanks a fucking bunch Mr. Davies. You bastard.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST

    Imagine how F'ed up the child actress from Orphan will be

    by Chakraborty

    Remember Alex P. Keaton's little brother on Family Ties...Brian Bonsall...well this is him today. <p> http://www.tmz.com/tag/brian+bonsall/ <p> The Orphan chick is going to be like that, times 10.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST

    It does sound original

    by Kavalier

    Everyone kept talking about the twist but I assumed it was another "someone's dead" or "dying" type deal. And, of course, adopting is a wonderful thing to do. I only wish Jon and Kate had adopted and helped 8 needy kids instead of spawning children of their own!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Connelly=Nice

    by Kavalier

    I've had a crush on her since Rocketeer. But she didn't do much for me in The Day the Earth Stood Still.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:32 p.m. CST

    ORPHANS IIN MOVIES ARE ALWAYS EVIL

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    The only exception is Luke Skywalker. But, even then, he was the son of the Dark Lord of the Sith.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:33 p.m. CST

    I'd still explore her Labyrinth

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I tried to come up with something involving 'ass to ass' but failed.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:33 p.m. CST

    I'd introduce her to my Hulk

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Does that work?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:34 p.m. CST

    I'd do bad things with her Hot Spot

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Thankyou IMDb.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:35 p.m. CST

    JUST WATCHED A PERFECT GETAWAY

    by BringingSexyBack

    I don't get you Harry. The twist was fucking well done. It just accentuated how deranged the killers are by how deep into character they get. It's not a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination, but for a popcorn thriller it was pretty good. The whole cast put in a grade A effort but Steve Zahn runs away with it. People, don't listen to Harry.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:35 p.m. CST

    I'd make her touch my Pollock

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Okay, i'm stopping now.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Kal-El is an orphan

    by YackBacker

    SUPERMAN is good, like Jennifer Connelly's Body.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Family Ties

    by Kavalier

    I'm not sure she's been in anything else but I doubt she'll be as bad off as the kid from Family Ties. That show was pretty big; lots of exposure. For her, so far at least, it's been like one movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:37 p.m. CST

    Steve Zahn's a cool dude

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I don't know him or anything but he seems like a cool dude. <p>That's all I really have to say about Steve Zahn.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:37 p.m. CST

    I HAVE BAD THOUGHTS ABOUT JENNIFER'S REQUIEM

    by BringingSexyBack

    and how I'd shove my dick in it!!!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Good point YackBacker

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I didn't think my theory through and you have defeated me in just one post.<p>You are the better man.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:40 p.m. CST

    I don't know if that quite works BringingSexyBack

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    But i understood the subtle message you were conveying there.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:40 p.m. CST

    LITTLE ANNIE IS A GOOD ORPHAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    But the pedos from the Kick Ass talkback would prefer she were bad.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Hot Spot

    by Kavalier

    I think that one worked the best for me. And I would love to have adopted Superman! But, he was just a lowly reporter, I couldn't retire off a kid like that.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Urgh Annie

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Annie=Evil

    by Kavalier

    Especially when that song gets stuck in my head. Come on, you guys know what song I'm talking about!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:44 p.m. CST

    you mean that Jay-Z song?

    by ProziumJunkie

    Hard Knock Life?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Steve Zahn

    by Kavalier

    What's odd about him is that his characters can, at times, be annoying, but you still kinda like him in the role. I'm not sure I can name a movie that I didn't like him in.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:45 p.m. CST

    National Security

    by ProziumJunkie

    there I did it for you

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:46 p.m. CST

    THE SUN WILL COME OUT?

    by BringingSexyBack

    that one?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:46 p.m. CST

    Even Sahara!

    by Kavalier

    The movie didn't do much for me, but I didn't dislike Zahn. Hard Knock Life was exactly the one I was thinking of!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:46 p.m. CST

    NOOOOOO! THE SONG!!!!!!!!!

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I fuckin' hate that song!<p>I know what you mean about Steve Zahn. I always like him in stuff but also always forget his name until someone reminds me.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:48 p.m. CST

    I liked Sahara!

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    It's the only Matthew McHougnayaynouh movie that i like.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:48 p.m. CST

    National Security

    by Kavalier

    I freaking hated that movie, but, again, I didn't dislike Zahn in it. But I loathed Martin Lawrence's character in it. Loathed him!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:50 p.m. CST

    Steve Zahn

    by RefutetheHype

    is one of my favorite actors because he's always interesting even in the shittiest movies. That guy is major talent. He should've been in stuff like AVATAR. But no, Hollywood's gotta go push Sam Worthingnotalenton up my ass! Sorry, Sammy, you lose.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:50 p.m. CST

    HOW COME THEY NEVER MADE A BLUE STREAK 2?

    by BringingSexyBack

    That and Nothing To Lose were hilarious. His other movies? Fuck 'em.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:51 p.m. CST

    He almost made a Brown Streak

    by ProziumJunkie

    when he was running around in traffic with a lightsaber.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Spider on your head!!

    by Kavalier

    Again, Nothing to Lose is another guilty pleasure!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:52 p.m. CST

    I loathe every Martin Lawrence character

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Mainly because i loathe Martin Lawrence.<p>I went on a date and we watched "Black Knight". I blame that movie for draining my ability to have an erection away for 24 hours afterwards.<p>The girl never spoke to me again.<p>Thanks a fucking lot Martin Lawrence.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:52 p.m. CST

    Six of one, half-dozen of the other.

    by Darkman

    The point is that M. Night Shymalan would consider a twist like that retarded.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:53 p.m. CST

    I JUST THINK ABOUT TIM ROBBINS' FEET ON FIRE

    by BringingSexyBack

    And I just laugh out loud.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:54 p.m. CST

    I'm Sorry.

    by Kavalier

    I saw Black Knight coming a mile away. I told it I had other plans and then took the phone off the hook. After a week, or so, it got the point and left me alone.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:55 p.m. CST

    SO I TOBEY MAGUIRE AND I WENT OUT FOR STEAK

    by saber12

    And he says, "Hey, I'm a Vegan!" so I ordered him a salad.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:56 p.m. CST

    Agreed, Tim Robbins on fire=LOL

    by S-Mart shopper

    But my feelings on that have nothing to do with the movie.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:56 p.m. CST

    ALL HAIL MEGAN FOX

    by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR

    You fuckin sissies!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:56 p.m. CST

    IT WASN'T A TWIST SO MUCH AS A REVEAL

    by BringingSexyBack

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:56 p.m. CST

    SAD ABOUT THE BREAK-UP OF TIM BOBBINS' MARRIAGE

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Apparently Susan Sarandon kept telling him that there was no size difference between his cock and the cock of the puppet version of him in Team America.<p>I think that's a terrible thing to say.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:58 p.m. CST

    Jennifer Connelly's body hasn't been hot since 1998

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    R.I.P. Jennifer's pre-anorexia body, 1990-98.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    "We're guards" "Yeah, we're guards"

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    If "Black Knight" had been made in 2012

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I'd have suggested that the Mayans predicted it.<p>But even the Mayans didn't see THAT coming.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Still though...

    by Kavalier

    I'm not one to complain, I've already spoken my peace, but just a little spoiler warning would've helped. That's all. But I'm not here to fight. Like I said, I enjoyed Jennifer's Body, so we all have something to apologize for!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    WHAT?!?!?! THEY BROKE UP?!?!?!!?!?!?

    by BringingSexyBack

    I thought they wuz gonna be 2gether 4 eva

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10 p.m. CST

    You Lie Pastry Person

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    The Connelly is still filled with hotness!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Moment of Silence...

    by Kavalier

    Moment of silence for Connelly's body.... It was so good to us. Especially in Mulholland Falls.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Yup. They broke up.

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I expect Tim Bobbins will find himself a younger replacement now. Like that girl from Twilight or something.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Idk...

    by Kavalier

    She just doesn't have that curviness anymore. It's just not the same. I have to agree with Nasty.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:05 p.m. CST

    God, i wish I was that horse.

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    http://tiny.cc/6gLlK

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:06 p.m. CST

    Love Ends

    by Kavalier

    They always seemed happy together. Sarandon wasn't totally un-hot (not a word) in a few movies.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:06 p.m. CST

    See, here's the thing

    by RefutetheHype

    I'm a woman, and I enjoy cat more than snake. THAT SAID, I think Megan Fox is a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE actress. And I would tell her so while I was facedeep in her cunt. Any male who says he doesn't want to dive into her shark tank is lying, eternally butthurt by hot women with eyepopping tits, or gay as Lance Bass.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:09 p.m. CST

    I'm giving her time..

    by Kavalier

    Megan may still become a decent actress! She wasn't horrible in Jennifer's Body. But it may have just been the role. She does a nice slow-mo. That's hard to master.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:10 p.m. CST

    As long as her "shark tank" isn't really a footlong Nathan's

    by S-Mart shopper

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:11 p.m. CST

    That horse....

    by Kavalier

    Killed itself shortly after filming. It wanted to end life on a high note. We should all be so lucky (not the suicide part, though).

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:11 p.m. CST

    I would sleep with Megan Fox

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    But i don't know where she lives.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:13 p.m. CST

    I've met Tim Robbins, and stood very near Susan Sarandon recentl

    by Chakraborty

    They're both attractive people...Sarandon is a great speaker and has a good vibe...so she becomes more attractive after listening to her than she seems when just looking at her. Tim is a giant. Very large man.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:14 p.m. CST

    I would too!

    by Kavalier

    I bet she has a comfortable bed! You know, one of those sleep number ones. We could read together and then watch the evening news. We would then kiss each other goodnight and fall asleep. I would definitely sleep with her!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:15 p.m. CST

    saw the Princess of Mars trailer

    by BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLCOSBY

    looks awesome, never read the book, and i'm sure it's a zillion times better, but still looks fun. crazy creatures, traci lords, reptilian agenda = i'm there

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:15 p.m. CST

    Sarandon & Robbins were never married...

    by DrMorbius

    and since her breast reduction surgery, Jennifer Connelly is dead to me, still tho, one the the most gorgeous women in the world. IMO

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:16 p.m. CST

    How tall is Tim Bobbins then?

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I'm too lazy to google it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:16 p.m. CST

    NORTHLANDER

    by frank cotton

    fuck you and the whore you rode in in

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:16 p.m. CST

    Can I second that?

    by Kavalier

    Cats are better than snakes, btw. I just had to agree with that.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:17 p.m. CST

    I just checked his exact measurements on imdb

    by Chakraborty

    Tim is 6'5"...has a very strong handshake...crushed my Indian hands.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:17 p.m. CST

    Kavalier

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I know we've only just met but I'm worried about you.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:18 p.m. CST

    JettL

    by HEADGEEK

    has never been offered a Black Box - I don't OFFER those to people. It is only for editors, or Famous types that want people to know it is really them... and that has only ever occured a few times, and they approached me about getting it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:18 p.m. CST

    hand, rather

    by Chakraborty

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Chakraborty

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Thanks. You're right. He's a fucking giant!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:19 p.m. CST

    ...Megan Fox isn't my type. She's got old hard skank...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...creeping in hard around the edges, and she's only seventeen or some such.<P>I'd do Paris Hilton first...I've got a weird, unexplainable soft spot for that Chihuahua lover.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:19 p.m. CST

    And so.... JettL93's lies are sadly exposed

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    We wish you luck wherever you are JettL93.<p>You had a good run here, son.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:21 p.m. CST

    ...hmm, I see the conversation has moved on, and my...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...announcement is no longer relevant.<P>Still, it's good to have these things on record.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Thanks for the concern..

    by Kavalier

    I worry about myself sometimes. You have to admit though, she must have a couple of bucks to throw at a decent mattress!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:22 p.m. CST

    Urgh Paris Hilton

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    If I could change the font sizes here, 'URGH' would take up this whole box.<p>I can't though so you'll have to imagine it instead. Are you imagining it? You better be fucking imagining it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:23 p.m. CST

    Worry even more..

    by Kavalier

    I must admit that Paris does tickle a fancy. And yes, she is pretty dicey, but I can't deny her allure.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:23 p.m. CST

    I WANT A FUCKING BLACK BOX

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I slept with a celebrity and therefore deserve to have my delicate thoughts forever wrapped in black lovelyness.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:25 p.m. CST

    Kavalier

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Everytime that thought enters your head, start singing "Tomorrow Is Just A Day Away" and run towards your nearest cattle-prod store.<p>The cattle-prod is for your crotch area before you ask.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:27 p.m. CST

    See..

    by Kavalier

    What if I began to like the cattle-prod. That would be a bad road. But you're right, I'd probably be better off with the prod. At least it wouldn't talk on the phone while being intimate with me.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:28 p.m. CST

    facing Ali

    by clarkkentpunch

    Cassius Clay was a bad motherfucker

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:28 p.m. CST

    lucky for me

    by RefutetheHype

    plenty of people have asked for my black box. I only give it to the right people though.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:29 p.m. CST

    ...Kavalier, if we ever meet up in there some day I'll...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...buy you a cup of coffee.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:29 p.m. CST

    9

    by Kavalier

    I think Paris would've made a great character in 9. One of those puppet-hunting robots. She would be perfect! Acting-wise, at least.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:30 p.m. CST

    Kavalier

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Have you ever had someone talk on the phone whilst being intimate with you? Fucking hell, that would be awful.<p>I'd be like "Get off the fucking phone whilst you're being intimate with me. Unless you're talking to Pizza Hut. In which case order me a Meat Feast for afterwards. And then put the fucking phone down."<p>That's what i'd say.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:31 p.m. CST

    AAAAAhahahahah

    by Series7

    Nice.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:32 p.m. CST

    Jesse Stone

    by Series7

    Is a damn good series. Wouldn't mind a weekly show.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:32 p.m. CST

    RefutetheHype

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Funny!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Black Box

    by Kavalier

    Do you think Paris would get a black box?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:33 p.m. CST

    Series7 knows the Stone

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    That makes two cool kids in this talkback. The rest of you have some catchin' up to do (and that includes you Harry Knowles).<p>JESSE STONE: THIN ICE<p>In shops now.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:33 p.m. CST

    ...theHype, does you Black Box speak with authority...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...like the voice of god?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:34 p.m. CST

    All doubt gone. JettL full of shit.

    by odo19

    Thanks Harry.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:34 p.m. CST

    Kavalier!

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Stop thinking about Paris Hilton!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:34 p.m. CST

    FlickaPoo

    by Kavalier

    I would enjoy that offer of coffee.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:36 p.m. CST

    ...I'd offer some to her too. She often seems drowsy.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:37 p.m. CST

    But...

    by Kavalier

    I'm ignorant about Jesse Stone! I have to talk about Paris or else I wont have anything to say. That would make me look dumb. No one looks dumb while talking about Paris...Uh, wait, you're right. I'll stop.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:38 p.m. CST

    You have no excuse for being ignorant about Jesse Stone

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    JESSE STONE: THIN ICE<P>In shops now.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:40 p.m. CST

    JettL93

    by AvaStar

    is an AI construct, making up stories on the internets, for reals, not some 13-39 year old douche as we all suspect. We are DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Will JettL93 ever come back?

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Or will he hide away in shame?<p>If so, hopefully he'll hide away with a copy of JESSE STONE: THIN ICE to keep him entertained.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Instant Netflix

    by Kavalier

    Wonder if I can enjoy the awesomeness of Jesse Stone on my instant queue? If not, I'll have to return Hot Rod to Netflix sooner than I thought!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:43 p.m. CST

    My black box only speaks

    by RefutetheHype

    if you give the right commands.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:44 p.m. CST

    My cat...

    by Kavalier

    Wont let me use her black box because (not as dirty as that sounds).

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:45 p.m. CST

    Do it Kavalier

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Let Tom Selleck back into your life. <p>It's where he belongs and you know it.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:45 p.m. CST

    ...Because

    by Kavalier

    she is worried it would go to my head.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:47 p.m. CST

    I think it's time.

    by Kavalier

    I've shunned Tom for too long. Three Men and a Little Lady hurt me, but I'll give Tom another chance.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:49 p.m. CST

    I feel like I've achieved something today

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Goodnight all.<p>Oh, one last thing before I go....<p>JESSE STONE: THIN ICE<p>In shops now.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:52 p.m. CST

    You guys are idiots

    by Continentalop

    Don't you realize JettL ASKED Harry to say that? He knew we all were digging to deep and getting close to figuring out whom he is and compromising his anonymity, so he asked Harry who is completely in awe of him to spread this disinformation. <p> You might have fooled everyone else Jett, but you didn't fool me. I still believe your a big shot...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:54 p.m. CST

    Too lazy to IMDB it..

    by Kavalier

    What's the movie with Selleck and those robotic spiders? I think Kirstie Alley is in it as well.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:56 p.m. CST

    runaway

    by vin_diggler

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:56 p.m. CST

    it has gene simmons as the villian

    by vin_diggler

    nuff said

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 10:59 p.m. CST

    Come to BNAT next year Jett!

    by RefutetheHype

    Write scripts! Put them on the toilet paper! We'll all wipe our cunts and asses in honor of your powerful words.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11 p.m. CST

    Thanks!

    by Kavalier

    I only vaguely remember the movie. Just some images of some sort of high rise construction and Selleck trying to keep his son (?) away from the robot spiders. I don't remember it being all that great. Even with ol' Gene.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:01 p.m. CST

    Awww shit Conti....why'd you have to do that??

    by odo19

    No there's doubt again as to the validity of JettL's big shotedness. Just when I think I'm out you PULLED me right back Innnnn!!!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:05 p.m. CST

    i'm going to defend jett...

    by iwasredempted

    i do happened to work in the industry and was talking to kiefer sutherland the other day about a superhero film franchise. i prepped a black panther treatment with jett. the plan would be to use the knew motion capture tech cameron used in avatar. but he baled on us. he didn't think he could pull off a black dude. needless to say we were all very disappointed. he was totally unfucking professional.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:07 p.m. CST

    My favorite black box is

    by YackBacker

    Viviva A. Fox. Meow!®

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:07 p.m. CST

    I want Jennifer's ass in my face.

    by saber12

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:08 p.m. CST

    I used to love Runaway as a kid

    by vin_diggler

    Gene Simmons figured out a way to turn all household robots against thier owners. It was basically a computer virus but it was the 80's before anyone knew what a computer virus was. Looking back, the film was probably ahead of its time.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:08 p.m. CST

    RUNAWAY

    by RefutetheHype

    is actually a movie I totally dig. I love the guided gun.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:10 p.m. CST

    oh no...jett gets the V for Vendetta ending!

    by vin_diggler

    now that he has been exposed, everyone is going to crawl out of the woodworks claiming they are the real Jett. Harry you have created a monster!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:13 p.m. CST

    Cover for Jennifer's Body makes me laugh

    by strosmer

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:13 p.m. CST

    I'll give Runaway another try

    by Kavalier

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Don't blame Harry!

    by Kavalier

    Ah, 'bout all I got on that one.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Odo, you ever wonder if maybe JettL

    by Continentalop

    Is Joshua Swaney? I like to imagine they are.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:32 p.m. CST

    So did Jett stop posting or did Harry boot him?

    by RedJester

    If it was the former, I don't really get what he'd have to be embarrassed about anyway. It's not like anyone actually believed his act in the first place. In all honesty, he'd probably save the most face by continuing to post in abnormally large quantities and ignore the Harry post altogether.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:36 p.m. CST

    If it was up to me though...

    by RedJester

    Every year the AICN community would hold a vote regarding what occupation Jett would pretend to be a part of. This year it was a Movie Exec, next year? I vote for astronaut.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:39 p.m. CST

    High def Paranormal Activity?

    by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl

    Isn't the whole movie just basically a very long youtube video? Or was there a part in the movie where they explained that they thought to shoot stuff with a nice high def camera?

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:44 p.m. CST

    Funny how a movie shot blair witch style

    by saber12

    gets a brand spanking new high def release.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:46 p.m. CST

    look fellas jett and i are working on....

    by iwasredempted

    a script called the little black box. we're going to approach micheal douglas and zoe saldana for the leads. it's a complete mind fuck movie. mind fuck and normal fucking also. no director attached yet.

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:52 p.m. CST

    Have you fellas

    by RefutetheHype

    ever worked with a guy by the name of JettL93? And I tell you one thing, JettL93 is a son of a bitch, best damn scriptwriter in the office!

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:55 p.m. CST

    Well One Time...

    by Wrath4771

    About 15 years ago I was renting Return of the Jedi when I was complaining to my girlfriend Jennifer Connolly how Jedi would have been much better if there had been a giant Space Shark with ion cannons that could cripple IMperial Star Destroyers without actually hurting anyone. Well, George Lucas was behind me and he thought that was a great idea and asked me to write the script for Episode I. Though my script wasn't filmed (it was deemed too brilliant and Oscar worthy)my girlfirend Jennifer Connolly liked it so much she asked me to write her a script for A Beautiful Mind, which was real easy to do because my girlfriend Jennifer Connolly has big beautiful brains. 15 minutes later the script was done and as you all know she won an Oscer for it. She thanked me at the award profusely for two and a half hours and it was very moving. So much so, that I received a standing ovation for three and a half hours setting the new Guiness record for longest ovation. When Guiness beer heard of my record they promptly gave me and my girlfriend Jennifer Connolly a free lifetime supply of Guiness beer. You may wonder why I ahven't married my girlfriend jennifer Connolly and that's because she believes in having an open relationship. SHe finds me women who are even more beautiful than her and sets me up with tem. In return she does not sleep with other guys because she gains emotional fulfillment knowing that I am having unprotected sex with some of the most beautiful women in the world such as: Natalie Portman, Giselle Bundschen, Elle MacPhereson from 1986, Pamela Anderson, Megan Fox, Jessica Alba and Bea Arthur. I will tell more of my adventures later, but for now rest knowing that I am going back to 1937 and keeping the Nazis from gaining power in Des Moines Iowa, because they cannot discover the secret alien base that I helped construct with the League of International Planets...

  • Dec. 29, 2009, 11:58 p.m. CST

    TO WRATH4771!

    by RefutetheHype

    WRATH477!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:05 a.m. CST

    BRAVISSIMO WRATH

    by BringingSexyBack

    Now that's something we can believe in.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:08 a.m. CST

    I JUST WATCHED MAYBE 8 MINUTES OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

    by BringingSexyBack

    and was about to go to the kitchen to get something to drink ... and my shit was totally freaked out trying to leave the bedroom. What a mindfuck.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:08 a.m. CST

    RefutetheHype

    by DrMorbius

    I thought RUNAWAY was what you did when you saw a penis! I kid, I kid!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:16 a.m. CST

    Wrath, I'm gay for you

    by YackBacker

    That was accomplished, sir.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:21 a.m. CST

    DrMorbius

    by RefutetheHype

    RUNAWAY isn't the title that best describes what I do when I see a penis. This is: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0229628/

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:23 a.m. CST

    Doc, whenever I see my penis, I'm reminded of this

    by YackBacker

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317640/

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:29 a.m. CST

    ®ightyo.....and with that.....I'm outie...later all.

    by DrMorbius

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:32 a.m. CST

    Yackbacker

    by RefutetheHype

    SHABAT SHALOM MOTHERFUCKERS!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:38 a.m. CST

    Hell yes, Refuter of Hype

    by YackBacker

    Alright, I'm cashing in for the night- tomorrow is another day of Jewish awesomeness.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:01 a.m. CST

    Series7, frank cotton

    by TheNorthlander

    The same can be said for Lord of the Rings and Friday 13th. So quit bitching.<p> And Frank, you should listen to Mr T and respect your mother. Don't talk that way about her.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:04 a.m. CST

    So last night me and Harrison Ford were out

    by saber12

    eating burgers, and he just leans over and punches me in the face! I was like, "WHAT!"

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3 a.m. CST

    BIG LOB

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Jennifer's Body was soooooo lame.<BR>At least from a guy's point of view.<BR> The girl I went with LOVED it. I was just waiting for it to be over....

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 4:37 a.m. CST

    Jennifer's Body. I liked it.

    by NotoriousBettyRage

    Then again, all I ever heard about it was how horribly bad it was. I'd even say I enjoyed it more than Wolverine or Transformers 2.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 6:46 a.m. CST

    sorry i dissapeared there for a while

    by JettL93

    I was on a conference call with a fellow at paramount, still hard at work on the jennifer's body Television series. If all goes well like it's supposed to, it should premiere august 2010 on spikeTV

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 6:51 a.m. CST

    Why fix it if it aint broke?

    by Chakraborty

    JettL93 is still around using this formula for trolling because it's successful, and many talkbackers are sucked into it. Some people even needed Harry to speak up to figure out if he's legit or not. There are some talkbackers who probably argue with the crazy person on the corner who thinks he's Jesus, telling him, "No you're not! No you're not! No you're not!"

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:03 a.m. CST

    Harry didn't really "out" me

    by JettL93

    in fact i don't think it was even Harry that offered me the black box, i forget the gentlemans name, but he was tall and had hair. I wanna say his name was bill or benny, something with a B. Or maybe it was a D...Is there a Dave that works here?<P>either way, i'm so busy with work that i get confused sometimes, my brain is always wraped up in whatever script i'm writting that sometimes i forget things about real life<P>Anyway, i actually might have some big Batman 3 news for you either today or tomorrow, so stay tuned

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:12 a.m. CST

    Cant wati to see this chick in action

    by whateverworks

    http://i38.tinypic.com/xga4cp.gif

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:13 a.m. CST

    ...not only is JettL93 not real. HE DOESN'T EXIST...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...if you can see his posts you are part of a mass AICN delusion...a fantasy that allows you to believe that big shot Hollywood types hang out here just like you. There is no need for conspiracy theories or theological debate...just don't believe in him.<P>Simple as that.<P>You don't believe in Superman or The Clitoris...why spend time debating JettL93's existence? <P>Of course, if you can see his posts at all...it's probably already too late for you. I can't even see them...except for that one about James Cameron being a prick that made me laugh.<P> JettL93 who?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:22 a.m. CST

    ...has anyone ever tried comparing notes? To see if...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...you're even seeing the same posts or if you're all just seeing the JettL93 posts you WANT to see?...or the Jett93 posts you secretly think you deserve?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Great trailer!

    by Sanya08

    I love it!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:27 a.m. CST

    whoops

    by Sanya08

    wrong topic

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:33 a.m. CST

    JettL93 can be whatever AICN needs him to be

    by JettL93

    I'm the hero you deserve, but not the one you need right now. So you hunt me, because I can take it, because i'm not a hero. I'm a silent gardian, a watchful protector.... a JettL93!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:39 a.m. CST

    ...most of you probably see Jett93 posting right now...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I don't, because I've opened my eyes...walked away from the delusion, and accepted the cold hard reality of a Jett93 free universe.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:54 a.m. CST

    flickapoo

    by RefutetheHype

    so you're saying JettL93 is Xenu?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:02 a.m. CST

    ...I'm saying it's natural to WANT to believe in Jett93...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...when you're little, and you're half way through a movie you were really looking forward to...and you start to get that sinking feeling that it's a shit movie...and the plot is getting more and more predictable...it's comforting to believe that Jett93 worked on it...that Jett93 helped guide the production in large ways and small to make it a great movie after all...that Jett93 came up with a twist, and ending spectacular enough to redeem the whole crunchy crap dipped train wreck...<P>It's natural to want to believe these things...but at a certain point we have to wake up, look around at the state of Hollywood...and accept the truth.<P>THERE IS NO JETT93

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:15 a.m. CST

    If there is no JettL93, then why all the poseurs?

    by ScaryWaitress

    If he doesn't exist, how are there so many who now walk in his footsteps? The silliness had spread to normally articulate, more level-headed souls, like a disease of the mind, infecting their synapses, compelling them to spout forth such drivel as "Harvey Weinstein plays golf" or "Harrison Ford punched me in the face JUST YESTERDAY!" <P> WHEN WILL IT END??? <P> WHEN??????

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:17 a.m. CST

    TheNorthlander

    by Series7

    What can be the same? A Jesse Stone series?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:18 a.m. CST

    Watched the Asylum J.Carter...

    by lprothro

    Terrible--but better than I expected. I would only recommend it to Burroughs fanatics (like myself) who are hungry for any adaptation of the Barsoom chronicles. Sabato is an excellent visual translation of Carter, albeit a poor actor. Now the casting of Dejah--I don't know-- that must have been done on a challenge to find the least appropriate actress for the role. It certainly whets your appetite for the upcoming Disney adaptation, though.

  • Is it true, can he have the gift that so many before him have had?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:21 a.m. CST

    ...look at G.I.JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA. How could...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...JettL93 let such a thing happen? <P>JettL93 claims to be one of us. JettL93 claims to love us...and yet there are G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA's in the world.<P>JettL93 DOES NOT EXIST.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Yeah I can't lie

    by Series7

    I did let JettL93 do most of the writing for Transformers 2. Shit even let some of our pet monkeys write the middle section.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:28 a.m. CST

    Flickapoo....for someone who claims to not see JettL93...

    by Chakraborty

    ...you sure do talk about him a lot.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:28 a.m. CST

    ...JettL93 claims to be Hollywood royalty. JettL93 claims...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...that he loves movies so much that he descended to AICN...he became one of us. He took on geek form to redeem all of Hollywood.<P>Look around you...do you see any evidence of this love? Did you see TRANSFORMERS 2?<P>THERE IS NO JettL93.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:31 a.m. CST

    ...Chakra, you've never heard me make a JettL93...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...related post until this very morning. I avoided this entire JettBack until now.<P>But too many talkbackers are being deceived...some say JettL93 is good, some say JettL93 is evil.<P>I'm just trying to set talkbackers free.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:31 a.m. CST

    yeah, and If i could suck my own dick

    by JettL93

    i'd never leave my house. Whats your point flickapoo?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:38 a.m. CST

    JETT, dear, you're clearly ALREADY doing THAT

    by ScaryWaitress

    So what's YOUR point?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:45 a.m. CST

    I don't have to do it, yourbmom does it for me

    by JettL93

    that leaves my mouth free to suck off you dog and then your dad

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:46 a.m. CST

    ...some of you claim JettL93 is Lucas The Son. Some claim...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...JettL93 is Lucas The Father. Some of you believe JettL93 is Lucas' disembodies spirit...roaming talkback and Hollywood for good or evil.<P>I say JettL93 does not exist.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:57 a.m. CST

    That batman 3 news is coming

    by JettL93

    It should be verified by mid afternoon today, and it's a big one that i9nvolves a big change to continuity and infact WB is kind of afraid of permitting nolan to do it because of the place it sets the current franchise into...on the other hand it could be an interesting idea if Nolan is done after 3atman

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:19 a.m. CST

    OMG. Seriously, why.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Jett, do you not get it yet? You're a joke, man. If you aren't typing your "scoops" in a black box, then it's just talking shit. End of story. <P> Have fun "sucking off" that dog.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:20 a.m. CST

    AAAH! I spoke DIRECTLY TO JETT...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...and now MY FINGERS ARE BURNING OFF!!! AAAAAAA!!! AAAAAAA!!! <P> HE'S REAL! HE'S REEEAL, FLICKA!!! <P> AAAAAAAAH!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Jett is George Lucas's underchins.

    by palimpsest

    Nothing more, nothing less.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:25 a.m. CST

    ...palimpsest, Lucas' underchins are real. They waddle...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...and jiggle. They do real evil in the world...they brought Jar Jar Binks down upon us to rape our childhoods. The Underchins can hurt you.<P>JettL93 doesn't exist.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Jett's last comment made me flashback to...

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    ..college back in the 90's. It was just before the Star Wars Episode I trailer had come out and a guy in a dorm downstairs told us that he had it on his computer. So myself and three others run down to his room and position ourselves in front of his computer as he sets it all up.<p>And up came a video of a woman sucking off a horse.<p>I was soooo disappointed. And I kept thinking 'What kind of person tricks innocent Star Wars fans into watching horsey porn with him? Because if I was into that, i'd keep that totally fucking secret."<p>I'm not into that, by the way. I'm part of the school of thought that horses are not there to be sucked off.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:31 a.m. CST

    ... ISleptWith etc...etc...etc...etc...etc...etc...etc...etc...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...so you still see JettL93 posts?<P>Am I doing no good at all?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:36 a.m. CST

    JettL93 is actually Supershadow.

    by I_Sharted

    Google supershadow and you'll see that he exhibits the same type of delusional behavior.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Ok so here's the 3atman news

    by JettL93

    3atman will end with batman being killed..murdered, dead, however you want to put it. Nolan wants to end his series with a bang. Now WB is hesitent because it bascially paints them into a corner if they wish to continue, but as one WB exec told me "once nolan leaves we might as well reboot the series anyways, so might as well kill off batman and make the three nolan film as one series"<P>so there you heard it first, the current script for Batman 3 end with batman being killed..more scoops to follow

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:37 a.m. CST

    FlickaPoo

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I'm talking about Jett Li who, on his official website, talked about how he had to beat an extra up for trying to suck off his horse. I think I might have spelt 'Jett Li' wrong though.<p>Who is this JettL93?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:40 a.m. CST

    AAAAAAA! MY FINGERS!!!! MY FINGERS ARE BURNING!!!

    by ScaryWaitress

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:42 a.m. CST

    I watched the real Halloween remake today

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    It's called FRAYED. Check it out horror fans.<p>Rob Zombie's Halloween does not exist in this bakery.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:44 a.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Stop putting your fingers inside the corpses of aliens. They have acid for blood, you silly waitress!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:46 a.m. CST

    JETT WHAT'S IN ZOOEY'S PIPELINE?

    by BringingSexyBack

    I heard she's gonna be Wonder Girl. Tell me I heard right man!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:48 a.m. CST

    ...ISleptWith etc... Good. Now, in the future you might be...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...tempted to believe in JettL93 again during life's many hard times.<P>You will find yourself in an increasingly shitty movie and you will want to cry out "...dear, sweet JettL93...if you combine ticket and popcorn I spent $37.99 in this stinker...please save this movie!...please work your wonderful Hollywood insider works upon this humble screen and turn this shit to gold...for my humble sake, and for the sake of all my brothers and sisters in this theater...this I ask in Jett's name...<P>Amen"<P>You will be tempted, but don't give in.<P>JettL93 does not exist.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:49 a.m. CST

    I'd like to get in Zooey's pipeline

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    ..if she'd let me.<p>Or I can get hold of some of those pills that make girls sleepy.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:50 a.m. CST

    ...you said "Zooey's pipeline".

    by FlickaPoo

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST

    FlickaPoo

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>I will not give in.<p>By the power of JESSE STONE, I will NOT give in!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:52 a.m. CST

    ...my work here is done.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:54 a.m. CST

    its kinda of sad

    by vin_diggler

    to watch Jett try to regain his ground.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:54 a.m. CST

    its kinda of sad

    by vin_diggler

    to watch Jett try to regain his ground.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:55 a.m. CST

    stupid double post

    by vin_diggler

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Watch out for the DOUBLE POST DEMON!!!

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    It is said that long ago, a young Star Wars geeks watched Indiana Jones 4 after weeks of saying it would be the best of thing ever on AICN. He returned home and simply posted "It sucked" before shooting himself in the head.<p>He accidentally double posted and now he has become a vengeful demon who strikes whenever someone else double posts. They say his demonic form drags you to a fridge and locks you in there.<p>Beware vin_diggler! Beware!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:59 a.m. CST

    PIPELINE

    by BringingSexyBack

    hehe

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:01 a.m. CST

    ...how does double posting happen? I've never...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...double posted. I've premature ejacuposted...and I've blank posted more times than I care to count...but I've never double posted.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:04 a.m. CST

    ...some people think not believing or disrespecting...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...JettL93 causes double posts.<P>This is just mythology...more scare tactics to control talkbackers.<P>JettL93 does not exist.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:06 a.m. CST

    FlickaPoo

    by Rickey Henderson

    Rickey would tell you that due to the 1996 internet technology that powers these messageboards, double posting here at AICN is shockingly easy. Just hit F5 a whole bunch of times after you click the 'post' button, and whammo--you're in double or triple post heaven.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Who farted?

    by I_Sharted

    Seriously.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:16 a.m. CST

    ...Rickey...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...so people double post on purpose and pretend it was an accident?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Who sharted?

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Seriously.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Flicka

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Sometimes when you hit 'post', it takes a well for the message to go through as the page loads.<p>Some people get impatient and push the button again. Suddenly, when the page loads there's two posts. Voila!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:19 a.m. CST

    Not a fucking well

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    I meant a while. Jeez louise!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:21 a.m. CST

    I farted once in a meeting with Megan fox, she didn't even notic

    by JettL93

    true story

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Indeed, it is possible, FlickaPoo...

    by Rickey Henderson

    Or it could simply be an accident.<br> <br> In other news, Rickey is beginning to suspect that you're egging him on.<br> <br> This is unadvisable.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:22 a.m. CST

    ...non existent JettL93 still makes me laugh sometimes.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:23 a.m. CST

    but I only hit post once

    by vin_diggler

    i think it is the ghost of the Star Wars 4 hater

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Ok we now know OFFICALLY

    by rogueleader66

    That Jett is full of shit. Now he doesn't remember who offered him the black box....right, because it was never offered that's why. Keep playing your little game, pretending you are some Hollywood big shot. Why you keep posting here is a mystery because almost no one buys into your bullshit, but I guess it makes you feel good to THINK you are some big Hollywood player. So carry on your charade, it's at least somewhat entertaining to see the posts of the hoplessly delusional.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:27 a.m. CST

    ...sometimes bumping the enter key will cause...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...an unsightly and sticky premature post...but sometimes accidentally bumping enter only causes an imaginary and impotent paragraph break.<P>Why?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:31 a.m. CST

    The only thing more pathetic than Jett are people who believed h

    by Liberal_Warrior

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Holk fuck, Rickey is in the remedial talkback...

    by Rickey Henderson

    This talkback is rife madness and douchebaggerey. Lunatics and fuckwits ahoy!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Holk fuck = Holy fuck

    by Rickey Henderson

    (Leave it to Rickey to ridicule others' sanity with a terrible show of spelling)

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:22 a.m. CST

    I've Got a Theory That JettL93 Really Is . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    In the industry. And he just likes yanking everybody's chain, hence all the typos and contradictions. But there are some people who really do have the "special pass" who get off on having lots of people go "nuh-uh! You don't got it!"<br><br> Could also be he's just a goofball who should channel his creative energies into something more productive than his Hollywood fantasy life. I haven't ruled that out.<br><br>And knowing where he posts from would do no good. There are plenty of wannabe losers and poseurs in Southern California. I know this because of the law of averages.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:25 a.m. CST

    No Sane Person Would Turn Down the Blackbox

    by kevinwillis.net

    So either Jett is lying of verifiably insane. I wouldn't turn down the black box, if offered. Even though there would be no point in offering it to me. I'd take it. Guaranteed. Then I'd post fake news. "Batman to be cloned, merged with Spiderman's DNA, and sent to planet Krypton to help the U.S. Government mine for the precious mineral, Cantgetanium. To be in a new visual technology James Cameron has developed, called 4D, which involves wearing a full body suit before entering the theater."

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:26 a.m. CST

    KEVINWILLIS.NET

    by seniorspeilbergio

    I'm sticking to the poser theory. There's just too many giveaways. Besides Merrick or someone posted once in response to his "scoops" and basically said none of it checks out. He called him a liar straight up.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:27 a.m. CST

    How is there even a debate re: JettL?

    by YackBacker

    He's a liar. Case closed. Move on.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Yeah, The Poseur Theory is More Likely

    by kevinwillis.net

    Except I should tell you that I once worked with JettL93. We worked on the NASA Space Shuttle project, which we flew to Mars to work with Val Kilmer on one of those movies. Then, we discovered the cure for cancer, but we can't release it yet because we signed an NDA.<br><br>I'm just sayin'. Sometimes truth is more fictional than strangeness.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Wouldn't it be funny if JettL93 was actually Mikey Bay

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Whilst some make-up girl is sucking him off before exploding in slow-motion, he sits at his desk writing crap to annoy the talkbackers here.<p>Every now and again, when someone believes him, Mikey Bay looks over to his assistant and says "YEAH!" whilst putting both thumbs up and flashing a big white punchable smile.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Yeah, Yackbackers right

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    We should be focusing on talking about more important matters.<p>Such as: Is JESSE STONE: THIN ICE starring Tom Selleck in the shops yet?<p>I can end that debate right now.<p>It is.<p>You're welcome.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Gene Simmons in Never Too Young to Die

    by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonBreak

    with John Stamos and Vanity. Fantastically bad film! Need it on Blu Ray now.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Gene Simmons in Never Too Young to Die

    by IHaveSeenEveryEpisodeOfPrisonBreak

    with John Stamos and Vanity. Fantastically bad film! Need it on Blu Ray now.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:47 a.m. CST

    Richard Simmons in Never Too Young to Die

    by ScaryWaitress

    That's what I read. I had to do a double-take.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:50 a.m. CST

    J,K, Simmons is Never Too Young to Die

    by YackBacker

    PARKER!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:58 a.m. CST

    J.K Rowling is also Never Too Young To Die

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    Especially now she's finished the Potter books.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Is there a reason this site has been dead latley?

    by JettL93

    i mean not a scoop or anything in like a week. where's Harry's inevitable top 10 Blurays of 2009, or other top 10 lists<P> i just got back from a creative roundtable with alot of VIP people and I can tell you a bunch of news thats bouncing around today, what about the Predator 3 plot outline that somebody leaked lastnight..where was AICN on that one? Or what about the James bond 23 casting?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:06 p.m. CST

    John Kenneth (J.K.) Galbraith is Never Too Old To Die

    by YackBacker

    He died 3 years ago.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:07 p.m. CST

    ..YackBacker, obviously a certain entity is full of shit...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the debate was about whether a certain entity ever existed at all.<P>I say Jettl93 was always a figment of the collective talkbacker imagination...a Tyler Durden, or Santa, or god.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:09 p.m. CST

    ...Yack, read up. My case is strong.

    by FlickaPoo

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Tyler Durden was no more innovative than Harvey the rabbit

    by YackBacker

    Santa Claus is a propaganda tool for merchants and parents desperate to control their kids, God is "right here, in the human heart" according to William Shatner in STAR TREK V and JettL93 is just a flightless bird, a fish that can't swim and a dollar that is counterfeit- in other words, a waste of time.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:17 p.m. CST

    JettL93 might just be Brett Ratner

    by palimpsest

    I'd imagine that posting as JettL93 is what Ratner does while waiting for his dealer to back up the trailer to his underground disco lair with a fresh delivery of cocaine-encrusted nymphets fresh off the Greyhound bus from Boulder, Colorado.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:21 p.m. CST

    I've mentioned before that i am somebosy famous

    by JettL93

    brett ratner i am notthough. But if you did know who i was you'd probabaly all shit yourselves

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:22 p.m. CST

    OK, all, the JettL93 debate stopped being interesting

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...and the alleged poster himself was NEVER interesting. Anyone who EVER took him seriously needs their heads checked. OF COURSE he's fake, THAT'S NOT THE POINT. <P> Now make FUN OF HIM, and AMUSE ME DOING IT, or let us all be done with him as a subject and move on.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Anyone seen

    by Series7

    JettL93 and Asimov post at the same time?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    "more scoops to follow"..

    by skimn

    of the chocolate chip cookie dough and pecan praline variety.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by Series7

    Sorry I got bored of making fun of him yesterday. Check out the inception trailer thread for the funnies. <P> But I have to give it too him. Making up fake shit is fucking annoying.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:25 p.m. CST

    so jett

    by vin_diggler

    whats the update on Bad Boys 3? we are all dying to know.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Through really

    by Series7

    It is that hard to believe that JettL had a hand in writing the TF2 script?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:27 p.m. CST

    HEY vin

    by Series7

    ITS PUNCHING TIME.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    series

    by vin_diggler

    I was behind the bleachers waiting on ya, but you were a no show.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Jett, I know I'M the waitress around here...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...but I would LOVE a small onion rings, if you don't mind.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:35 p.m. CST

    In other news....

    by Rickey Henderson

    How come this THOR movie that Kenneth Branaugh is making gets no press here at AICN? Seems like it's worth reporting on occasionally, no? The movie certainly has the potential to be a great adult comic book film and possibly even Marvel's answer to Nolan's TDK.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:39 p.m. CST

    LOL...possibly even Marvel's answer to TDK?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Two words: Kenneth. Branaugh. <P> I guarantee you, this will be WAY too serious for your average movie-goer. It will be a geek's dream, but I hereby predict- and I am not being dogmatic about this, just realistic- that it will be a Box Office flop, but warmly received by at LEAST a quarter of the posters on AICN. <P> So speaketh the Waitress.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:41 p.m. CST

    vin

    by Series7

    I SAID BEHIND THE CAFETERIA YOU DUMB FUCK!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:43 p.m. CST

    I have three words for you...

    by skimn

    Mary Shelley's Frankenstein..Branaugh's last genre attempt.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:46 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by Rickey Henderson

    Rickey cares not for what the public thinks of a "serious film" (as you put it) directed by Kenneth Branaugh. Bottom line: we're getting a romp in Norse comic book mythology directed by the guy who directed the definitive version of "Hamlet." How can you go wrong here?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:48 p.m. CST

    skimn

    by Rickey Henderson

    Mary Shelley's Frankenstein was a fine film. The problem was whatever fuckwit casting agent though Robert DeNiro as the monster was a good idea. That wasn't Branaugh's fault.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:48 p.m. CST

    skimn

    by Rickey Henderson

    Mary Shelley's Frankenstein was a fine film. The problem was whatever fuckwit casting agent thought Robert DeNiro playing the role of monster was a good idea. That wasn't Branaugh's fault.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:49 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by DrMorbius

    The usual, Adam & Eve on a Raft, Joe. Thanks Babe.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Bad boys 3 is moving along nicely

    by JettL93

    The great Michael Bay is currently setting up Transformers 3 and Will Smith will be shooting MIB3 early next year.. but if all goes well BadBoys 3 should start shooting late next year (i'm optimistic for a november start) and you should see it in theatres august 2011 (possibly septmeber if filming on other project delays the intial start)<P>What i can say is that the script is in it's 2nd draft right now and it's definetly going to blow the audience away

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Someone mentioned the late Michael Crichton's

    by skimn

    Runaway earlier. Pair that back-to-back with Looker, another of Crichton's ridiculous "science" thrillers. The man could write some wonderful novels, but some of his movies were grade A cheese. A Westworld remake though? Its in the works. Probably cast Vin Diesel as the gunslinger..he's bald and acting as a robot would be typecasting.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:53 p.m. CST

    "The great Michael Bay"

    by Rickey Henderson

    As if you weren't QUITE certain that this guy is full of shit. "The great Micheal Bay." Ha. Not even Michael Bay takes Michael bay that seriously.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Josh Brolin has been cast in the Westworld remake

    by JettL93

    this was news like 2 months ago..of course AICN didn't bother mentioning it. Apeearntly westowrld was a sidekick on a popular late night talk show for 30 years?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Bay is not that bad of a guy folks

    by JettL93

    honestly you all pay to see his great movies, and he hasn't done anything to hurt you in anyway. complaining that Michael Bay sucks is just coming across as jelousy at this point

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST

    skimn

    by DrMorbius

    Nice call on the double feature, and reminding me that LOOKER exists. I like CHEESE in assorted varieties.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:01 p.m. CST

    So how much does a subscription to IMDB Pro

    by skimn

    cost?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Liked scare scenes a hellovalot more than dialogue in Body

    by Tall_Boy66

    the first 20 minutes I swear to fucking christ I wanted to smash diablo cody's fucking laptop into a million pieces. Seriously, the opening is just awful. But when the characters STFU and they concentrate on just mood and vibe, it's pretty good. The first introduction of Evil Megan Fox in the kitchen scene is absolute gold. Not to say it's unlistenable dialogue, it has it's moments here and there and it does get better as it goes on. But, overall, I think it's a better acted and directed movie than written. Because it does get a little cutes-y poo, but that's really only at the start.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Rickey... so what?

    by ScaryWaitress

    Shakespeare is not a bonus on your resume when we're talking action flicks here, and his Frankenstein movie was an abomination (which is funny, see? 'Cause it was ABOUT an abomination? Get it?) <P> Branaugh as a filmmaker has not been impressive to date... at least, not in a good way. Shakespearean projects aside, of course.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    I've got it in my office skimn

    by Continentalop

    Can't remember how much it cost. Why?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Oh, and it's Branagh. My bad.

    by ScaryWaitress

    I just looked it up.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:09 p.m. CST

    PROPOSAL re: JettL93

    by ScaryWaitress

    I challenge all of you to ignore him. Do not engage, do not discuss. <P> To coin the phrase- JettL93 does not exist in this dojo.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Michael Bay did hurt me JettL

    by Series7

    When I saw Transforms2 in the theater, the constant camera moving made me dizzy, and the terrible constant dialog made me vomit. So when I decided I'd taken enough punishment and tried to leave 5 minutes into it, I slipped on my vomit and fell on down the whole flight of stairs in the $1 theater balcony seats. Now I am in a wheel chair and have a hard time remembering things. <P> Thanks Micheal Bay, glad you couldn't just keep it in your pants.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Continentalop

    by Series7

    Is it worth having at all?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:13 p.m. CST

    JettL93, that doesn't really exist, here's the short of it:

    by I_Sharted

    We all think you're a fucking liar and wish you would go away/die/become paralyzed so that we never have to read (skip) your posts filled with pathetic lies in attempt to either troll or get attention. If you need tips on how to kill yourself I would be happy to link a few options for you.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:19 p.m. CST

    "She's just hovering, it's not that impressive"

    by Tall_Boy66

    Okay, there is a lot of dialogue in Jennifer's Body that I get a kick out of. It only irritated me in bits and pieces like Juno did. Still, overall, I think the movie's decent despite Cody's script sometimes threatens to strangle it.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:20 p.m. CST

    So do you folks on here arguing with Jett...

    by lprothro

    ..also argue with 5-year old girls about their tea cups actually being empty??

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:21 p.m. CST

    ScaryWaitress

    by Rickey Henderson

    Fair enough, you don't dig Branagh on your cornflakes. Ever see "Dead Again"? It's a great early 90's thriller directed by Branagh. The pacing is terrific. Great tight movie. And looking at his versions of "Henry V" and "Hamlet" you can't say that he doesn't have an eye for epic cinema. Don't come crying back to Rickey when THOR rocks your world in Summer, 2011.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:24 p.m. CST

    9 has way too many plot holes. It's a mess.

    by knowthyself

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Cody is TERRIBLE.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Seriously, I get how she's unique, but I found Juno tiresome in the EXTREME. Clever does not equal smart. The first half-hour was interesting enough, but after that, whatever, and I know she claims that she was drawing from real-life experiences for Juno but I still thought her characters were stiff. <P> That fucking hamburger phone was an example of what I'm talking about. Cody is too precious by half. <P> That being said, looking forward to getting drunk off my ass and watching Jennifer's Body some night.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:26 p.m. CST

    DEAD AGAIN was brilliant.

    by ScaryWaitress

    Truly, brilliant... and the ONLY non-Shakespearean production he's done that I liked. A bit heavy-handed, but fun to watch, nonetheless.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:30 p.m. CST

    I_Sharted...

    by ScaryWaitress

    ...that whole "I hope you kiss yourself" bit would be SCATHING, if it weren't the equivolent of screaming obscenities at a 94-year-old coma patient.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Uh, that's KILL yourself.

    by ScaryWaitress

    God, that sucked. Gotta switch to decaf.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Yeah, ScaryWaitress, he's a total ham

    by Rickey Henderson

    Helluva director, but a total ham. And that's why he's perfectly suited to make a bombastic THOR movie.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:33 p.m. CST

    series

    by vin_diggler

    now you shouldn't come out so strong so early. you should start with a douche bag or 2 or maybe even an asshole. but never jump to dumb fuck so soon, it takes all the fun out of it. IT's a shame, I was so looking forward to getting into a nonsensically debate with you again. Maybe next time. Happy New Year!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:35 p.m. CST

    nonsensically?

    by vin_diggler

    I just pulled that word outa my ass. I apologize

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Ricky

    by skimn

    I agree, Dead Again was a nifty thriller with a nice twist (Oh hey, KATHYBATES another suggestion for you), and was stylish also. The man has talent. Its just that Frankenstein could have been a classic, and it was a mess, DeNiro or not.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:52 p.m. CST

    vin

    by Series7

    I'm betting you pull a lot of things out of your ass.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Branagh's great in WALLANDER too

    by palimpsest

    New series of that starting soon in the UK. Yep, he's a bit theatrical in his acting style, but like was said above, a bit of campy bombast is just what a THOR movie needs.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:55 p.m. CST

    The Diablo Cody hatred on this site is legendary

    by skimn

    but I did catch the first two episodes of United States Of Tara and thought they were very well done, no small part to Toni Colette. Question..has anyone seen the entire series, and does Cody redeem herself a little bit.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Re: Wallander

    by skimn

    Has a great supporting role by David Warner also...

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Waitress, Cody gets "precious" in Jennifer's Body a lot too

    by Tall_Boy66

    There are moments where they just ramble ramble ramble and every single line is oh-so-cute that you just wanna snap. But that's when it's bad. The scare scenes work, Fox is good at the evil blank monotone, and when the dialogue DOES actually click it's pretty entertaining. It gets a little wobbly, but overall the film works, with some good lines and a solid directing job.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 2:03 p.m. CST

    series

    by vin_diggler

    see that's much better. start small and work your way up. practice man practice and soon will be able to throw out clever insults like the pros.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Yeah vin

    by Series7

    Whatever. Come talk to me when you truly are at my level. <P> Did you not see me take down JettL yesterday? What do you think caused Harry to fucking post that?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 2:19 p.m. CST

    series

    by vin_diggler

    now don't get upset. I'm only trying to help you that's all.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 2:21 p.m. CST

    vin

    by Series7

    Help me with what? I gots you beat on every level.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 2:32 p.m. CST

    series

    by vin_diggler

    help you become more clever of course. You don't want to spend your whole life in amature hour do you? OK now let's take it up a notch. Try something that not only humiliates me but someone close to me as well. How about my sister or mother, yea lets give that a go this time. Come on hit me with it, I can take it.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST

    So what

    by Series7

    You get off to, your sister got raped by your dad jokes? Now your sounding like JettL, he does those.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3:07 p.m. CST

    well not exactly what I had in mind

    by vin_diggler

    that was more of an insult toward Jett than to me. But it counts. I give it a 4 out of 10.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3:11 p.m. CST

    vin

    by Series7

    YEY! I Got a F from VIN!!! THE king of comedy ladies and gentlemen. Maybe when you start saying anything remotely funny or interesting you can make such claims.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST

    I have some bad boys 3 production sketches

    by JettL93

    I send them into the site but they haven't been posted yet. Fair enough they were old designs anyways, but it gave you an idea of how the film will eventually look

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3:20 p.m. CST

    bad boys 3 production sketches

    by Series7

    OHHH WOW! I wonder what CRAZY things they are going to come up with for the next one? Like maybe a different car! OR OR OR OR, cooler looking bullet proof vest! OR PERHAPS, a different type of hand gun? Maybe they'll bring back the Fresh Prince look!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3:20 p.m. CST

    the King huh?

    by vin_diggler

    You're too kind. But please this isn't my show, it's yours. Now lets continue shall we? Let get things back on track here. I think it has been long enough, now it is time to throw a few F-bombs at me. Fire away!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3:30 p.m. CST

    vin

    by Series7

    Your just boring me at this point.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3:36 p.m. CST

    yes

    by vin_diggler

    I guess it has been a long day. You;ve learned enough for today. Go rest up now and we will continue our lessons another day. Have a good one. Peace!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Jett, you do not have Bad Boys 3 production sketches

    by Tall_Boy66

    Nobody likes people who lie. It's that simple. Lying to make yourself seem cool only leaves you cold, empty, and alone in the end.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 3:44 p.m. CST

    vin

    by Series7

    Shut the fuck up.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST

    That Nine sure bombed didn't it?

    by saber12

    Hell, it will probably get best picture.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 5:08 p.m. CST

    And A Princess of Mars also inspired

    by DDMAN26

    Andrew Stanton's version of A Princess of Mars.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Amanda Seyfried is so damn hot

    by thelordofhell

    I'd spend a year in that cleavage

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Paranormal Activity was the funniest movie of the year

    by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer

    lets see how many times can the line "did you hear that" be spoken..this film was teenage scare garbage disguised as "indie film making" and its really fucking funny Knowles fell for it. It was literally the funniest fucking waste of a netflix rental I've seen all year and the leads come off as that douchebag at the bar and the annoying front desk hotel girl..lol

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Nice review on Jennifers Body Harry..

    by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer

    oh wait..who was I to think you'd review DVD's you've ACTUALLY SEEN..stupid asshole me

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 6:40 p.m. CST

    What killed the "reality" of Paranormal Activity for me was...

    by Karl Childers

    ....any chick with tits that ginormous does NOT wear a bra to bed.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Series 7

    by seniorspeilbergio

    I was, of course, there for the beginning of your take down and it was sweet. Harry posted something about it? I got to get up on that.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Avatar box office is about to beat Transformers 2.

    by snakecharmer

    AVATAR: Domestic: $250,419,951 34.5% + Foreign: $476,192,825 65.5% = Worldwide: $726,612,776 TRANSFORMERS 2: Domestic: $402,111,870 48.2% + Foreign: $432,857,937 51.8% = Worldwide: $834,969,807

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 6:59 p.m. CST

    jennifer's body bluray *surprisingly* sold out @ my best buy

    by Meadowe

    When I saw it in the theatres opening night me and my Meadowechlorians were some of the only people there.....so I was pleasantly surprised to see (or not see) the blu-ray sold out. I aqtually liked it, and hope that the bluray sales will spur a sequel, even if it doesn't have Amanda Seyfried, and even if there's no theatriqal release beqause admittedly I'd like to see the continuing adventures of Needy.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Oh shit...

    by seniorspeilbergio

    I just scrolled up to the black box. Awesome! Why do i always miss the good shit?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Paranormal Activity= SHIT, Jennifers Body = VERY GOOD!

    by darthwaz1

    I was super-surprised but I really enjoyed the fuck out of Jennifers Body, it's a total throwback to 80's horror, and it's cool. It's up there with Drag me to Hell as one of the 2 best horror flicks to come out this past year! (in my opinion, but then again I enjoy Phantom Menace...)

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:04 p.m. CST

    JETTL93 uses the word "SCOOP"

    by Derek Wildstarr

    I live in Hollywood (I'm not proud), nobody says the word "scoop". ever.

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:22 p.m. CST

    in backwards land, i would say "POOCS"

    by JettL93

    pronounced Pooh-cocks!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Diablo Cody's next movie will be about Vampires

    by saber12

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 9:40 p.m. CST

    "Bad Boys 3 Production Sketches"

    by RefutetheHype

    Because there are so many things to draw in the BAD BOYS universe. What, do they fight a yeti?

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 10 p.m. CST

    Derek Wildstarr

    by DrMorbius

    Not even when they 'scoop' up their dog shit!

  • Dec. 30, 2009, 11:40 p.m. CST

    JettL was not offered a black box

    by Briannicus

    Also he's completely full of shit and his use of the word "profit" (false profit) instead of "prophet" shows me that he is nothing more than an ignorant DOLT.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 12:09 a.m. CST

    frank's take

    by frank cotton

    JENNIFER'S BODY - it was OK. i wouldn't classify it as horror; it was fairly bloodless. and considering that, i think that some tits would have been in order, but it was not to be. some funny lines, a lot of lame ones. a 3 out of 5 at best. VIOLET played over the end credits, which is frank's favorite HOLE song

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 12:56 a.m. CST

    anyone know any good current pornstars?

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    kinda off topic but anyway, no fake tits btw.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 2:05 a.m. CST

    WOW, there were like five people taking jett seriously in here.

    by RedHorseVector

    how fucking stupid are you people? jesus christ!

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 2:17 a.m. CST

    LIST OF PEOPLE OWNED BY JETT IN THIS TALKBACK:

    by RedHorseVector

    TheJokesOnUs<br><br>odo19<br><br>big jim<br><br>rogueleader66<br><br>personally, i found rogueleader's attempts to engage jett the most entertaining. grade-a idiocy.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 2:18 a.m. CST

    beautiful formatting.

    by RedHorseVector

    good thing we don't have an edit feature.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 3:45 a.m. CST

    Is it poetry?

    by palimpsest

    It looks like poetry.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 9:47 a.m. CST

    RedHorseVector=Jett=friendless virgin...

    by TheJokesOnUs

    it all makes sense!

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST

    TakingScorpiosCalls...

    by TheJokesOnUs

    my own personal favorite is Allie Sin, although she suffers from "I'm only in it for the speed money syndrome".

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Scorpio....

    by odo19

    Naomi Cruise<P> Mary Anne <P> Carmen Kinsley <P> Just to name a few.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 11:28 a.m. CST

    These are my Pics for Best Actor

    by Rene_Belloq_12inch_Figure

    Cristoph Waltz - Of Course Tom Hardy - Bronson Robin Williams - World's Greatest Dad Hugh Dancy - Adam Sam Rockwell - Moon George Clooney - Up in the Air those are the Rene Belloq Creepy Talking Doll predictions.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 4:29 p.m. CST

    TheJokesOnUs = gullible fool grasping at straws.

    by RedHorseVector

    don't get angry at me, direct those feelings where they properly belong.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Uhhh... who's gullible?

    by TheJokesOnUs

    Point me to any indication where I said I believed Jett. If anything, I helped start the ball rolling where Harry eventually came down and confirmed he was full of shit. And that will eventually lead to Jett's banning and subsequent return to SomethingAwful or whatever site he uses to get "lulz" from. Come on now, RedHorseVector, you're better than trying to pick fights on an almost dead thread with people you don't know. Or are you? I guess when you spend another New Year's Eve alone in a cold apartment you can try to figure that one out.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 5:33 p.m. CST

    I loved Somewhere Over the Rainbow

    by Star Hump

    Carrie Fisher in that satin nightie. I wanted to stick my head into her twat and never leave. Ah, teenage memories.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Paranormal Activity is SHIT!!!!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Anyone who got some change DO NOT SPEND YOUR MONEY on that shit!<p>DO NOT BELIEVE THE HYPE! PARANORMAL ACTIVITY IS BORING AND WOULD NOT SCARE YOUR GRANNY!

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 9:45 p.m. CST

    odo/joke

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    yeah i dont like those who are in it for the money, its so easy to see when they're enjoying it and fake-enjoying it. when it comes from the heart its great. we become casting directors at that point.

  • Dec. 31, 2009, 11:19 p.m. CST

    UNDER THE RAINBOW

    by frank cotton

    under, because they were short. no, i don't have a life

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 3 a.m. CST

    Avatar and Trek will be the only films remembred from

    by saber12

    this year. Also Holmes. Can you name the movie that got Best Pic last year? I sure can't.

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 7:48 a.m. CST

    I think $15,000 is a lie

    by Potatino

    Lets be honest... buy a half decent computer, a copy of final cut pro or some thing else to edit it on, buy a snazzy camera, hire out a two story house, hire a couple of actors, pay a director, maybe a lighting guy, pay an editor (I'm sure there's is other stuff I've missed out on) and I really don't think $15000 will cover it. Unless they cut some corners like borrow a computer, don't pay people/underpay people...etc then I call bullshit. Marketting bullshit.

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 7:53 a.m. CST

    paranormal activity's scares

    by Potatino

    depend on boredom. I'm sooo bored i'm gonna fall asleep... ooh something happenened... that woke me up!... I mean scared me. I think I've cracked it!. I think the formula is...drumroll please...Bore then Scare.... and yes I do think I'm being witty and shit... ahem

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 10:01 a.m. CST

    testing

    by Arch Nemesis

    testing <p> testing

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 10:02 a.m. CST

    microphone feeds back

    by Arch Nemesis

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 10:20 a.m. CST

    JABBA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

    by Arch Nemesis

    Eh, this is dead anyway, but I got some great belly laughs from the whole JettL93 talkback thread this morning, so discuss if you'd like: JettL93 is an alter ego for another talkbacker or admin/editor of this site, someone having fun by means of bait-and-switch tactics to keep a talkback alive with who-can-come-up-with-a-funnier-insult-or-thread. <p> So the first question is, who else posts around the times that Jett posts? <p> Furthermore, Jett's "scoops" can actually be clever sometimes, ala his Batman 3 scoop above. Total bullshit of course, but a clever idea along with his inventive use of typos to fit the hurried/nervous/defensive character personality he's created. So who here that posts around the time Jett posts has a clever wit and the command to elicit responses from talkbackers in general whenever he/she posts? <p> That's your man. Or woman. <p> My vote is Harry.

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    JABBA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

    by Arch Nemesis

    Anyone can create an alter ego on here. I did it once for laughs: when Indy 4 was in the works there was a stint where everyone kept coming up with Indy 4 titles in the talkbacks that made fun of Harrison Ford's age to garner laughs, so I created a Harrison Ford alter ego here and would periodically make the same post as an obviously fake scoop. We all like to amuse ourselves once in awhile. Like so:

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    OFFICIAL: the title for upcoming Indy 5 is

    by Harrison Ford

    Indiana Jones and the Adventures of the Loose Dentures.

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    ...IGNORANT SLUT

    by Arch Nemesis

    See, now wasn't that easy? So, who could JettL93 be? Who IS JettL93??? Happy New Year, you geeks.

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    PERFECT GETAWAY and ORPHAN are great fun

    by reflecto

    In PG, Twohy spends so long setting up certain people as the antagonists, but allows you so much room to identify with that it leaves the audience confused and out of sorts as to how to feel about who and why; meanwhile, Jovovich is giving a strangely plasticine performance (more than usual) and you don't know why. And Orphan is a trip. Vera Farmiga is great, and the girl playing Esther is an instant star. I couldn't believe they got away with the scene where she threatens to cut Young Kirk's cock off "before you even know what it's for."

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Also singling out Kiele Sanchez for praise

    by reflecto

    She was fabulous in Perfect Getaway, redeeming herself for her time on Lost as "Nikki". She's an obvious Rogue recast for the X-Men films.

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 5 p.m. CST

    I don't understand

    by baghead

    Why does this column exist? Harry posts pictures of new DVD releases and writes a minimalist caption that doesn't give us any useful information about the film. This is a glorified Amazon.com new release list. Pointless filler for a site that has a lot of space to fill these days. Site title change please: www.HACK- SELLOUT-STARFUCKERS.com

  • Jan. 1, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    I agree, baghead, I think he's fulfilling a contract

    by reflecto

  • Jan. 3, 2010, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Jennifer's Body

    by Jaym3

    If you don't care for Megan Fox and like Amanda Seyfrield and Diablo Cody, you'll be in for a fucking treat. I know I was.

  • Jan. 3, 2010, 10:07 p.m. CST

    Re: Potatino

    by SK229

    Are you serious that you don't think $15,000 will cover it? I can't figure out where they SPENT $15k. I've shot way more complicated stuff for less than that... and Primer was shot for $7k. That's not marketing bullshit, that's the truth. That dude shot almost a 1:1 ratio by preparing himself pre-vizing all his shots on slide film with similar ISO ratings and lighting with fluorescents from Wal-Mart. He didn't pay the actors, of course, and he was the writer, director, and editor. It took him about two years to cut it on Premiere (not even Avid or FCP). You can edit on pretty much any computer and it's fairly easy to get your hands on a copy of Final Cut. But Paranormal Activity is made up of mostly the same angles with no real lighting to speak of and the same two actors most of the time. You could shoot that over a few weekends, maybe even less than that. But lets go with them actually paying for Final Cut, BUYING a new computer (which they probably already owned one), and paying their actors a typical SAG minimum on an indie budget. FCP - $1,100. A brand spanking new 27" imac - $1500. 2 Lead actors x's 15 days x's $60/day - $1,800. EX1 Camera rental x's 3 weeks at $500/week - $1500. Heck, you could BUY that camera for like $5k, I think, and if not, you can certainly get the HVX200... they could have shot on a Canon HV20 and still gotten the same look. And I don't know about you, but unless you live on a desert island where everyone lives in huts, it's pretty easy to get access to a house for a 10-15 day shoot. I can't believe what people (including indie filmmakers) think it cost to make a movie, even now with all the cheap and readily available technology.

  • Jan. 3, 2010, 10:56 p.m. CST

    TOETHUMBS! FUUUUUUUUUUU

    by Dr. Samuel Loomis

  • Jan. 4, 2010, 2:15 a.m. CST

    A perfect getaway and Orphan

    by Harold-Sherbort

    both twists were lame. Saw em comin a mile away. Mila Jovovich is gorgous, but that movie was a real eye roller.

  • Jan. 6, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Jennifer's Body = Massively Over-Written

    by www.valiens.com

    Somebody get that girl an editor. Just inventing and cramming as many cool words into dialogue as humanly possible doesn't make your script smarter than the average horror screenplay. I hope we don't have another verbose one-trick pony on our hands. Kevin Smith has that market cornered.

  • Jan. 7, 2010, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Harry also liked Godzilla and The Phantom Menace

    by fastcars

    So...I think I'll go with, like...ANYONE ELSE'S PICKS

  • Jan. 7, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    Yeah, cuz Godzilla and Phantom Menace had comparable RT ratings

    by Tall_Boy66

    Phantom Menace = 62% (Fresh). Godzilla = 26% (Rotten). You, fastcars, are one dumb, dumb, dumb motherfucker.

  • Jan. 11, 2010, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Will Harry Review DVDs this week??????

    by SoylentMean

    January 11th, 2010

  • Jan. 13, 2010, 12:06 a.m. CST

    So will all Harrys dvd reviews be late this year?

    by UP_UP_AND_AWAY

    Seems like it to me. First two of the year. 2010 isn't looking so good.

  • May 13, 2010, 1:01 p.m. CST

    by Liberal_Warrior

    (xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) (br) why

  • May 13, 2010, 1:05 p.m. CST

    by Liberal_Warrior

    &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;....<br>why

  • May 13, 2010, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Why not?

    by orcus