Trailers that make you George Bailey out in the face of Christmas & the New Year...

Hey folks, Harry here barely. I just went through hell. Yeah, I'm watching trailers... and the trailers we get at the end of a year, well... sometimes they make you look forward to the upcoming year, and still others... well others make you wish that God would hurry up and leave a bunch of piles of clothes where we used to be. These are all reasons why Roland Emmerich plots should be unleashed upon mankind. Why other countries hate us. Why everything isn't right in the world. And these are the films that make the best job in the world, not always the best job in the world. Let's start with FURRY VENGEANCE - a nature revenge comedy starring Mr. Subtlety himself, Brendan Fraser. Behold an endless variety of shit, piss and fart gags. Happy New Year!!! After a bunch of pissing, shitting & farting abominations of nature, we get SEX AND THE CITY 2. Now the trailer isn't offensively bad, like FURRY VENGEANCE, but I still see nothing compelling whatsoever about the trailer. I suppose if you're a fashion freak, you might go gooey for the trailer, but me... This is a nightmare where I see shitty TV unleashed upon the Silver Screen. Ok - now we're back to the dogs... did we ever leave them? Anyway this time we have the Big Summer Blockbuster... MARMADUKE. With MARMADUKE - we have the lead from MARLEY & ME, Owen Wilson as the voice of MARMADUKE. This is just a teaser, and still... I feel the pain. Share the pain! The next probable atrocity is a film all about Jennifer Lopez being unable to get a guy to knock her up apparently. The first time I tried loading this - my computer refused to load anything after the 25 second mark. I like to think my computer was smart. When I watched the rest - I realized that J. Lo was over-anxious to get knocked up, goes to a clinic to be inseminated - again, how would she ever have a problem getting knocked up? Anyway - shortly after getting juiced - she meets the perfect guy... but... how will he accept donor sperm baby? OH the agony! Here's the agony But wait, I can do worse than that... Yeah, here's CATS & DOGS: THE REVENGE OF KITTY GALORE. This - well, this is SO bad, that it literally boggles the mind to look at it. That said, I still think FURRY VENGEANCE is king of the shit pile. But this is its queen. They will now go off and fuck and create deformed shit masses that will find an audience that loves staring at deformed shit masses. Behold the mass of shit! Our dear reader, Scott H sent a link to THE TOOTH FAIRY which we've seen on AICN before - but dear God - if we're talking about dung-infused eye vomit and rancid ear lube... one can not leave TOOTH FAIRY off the list of things that might make you leap off a bridge. It is a trailer like this that might convince one, we're already all dead and working our way through purgatory. I'm not sure to thank Scott H, or kick him in the balls for reminding me of this shit! That's the poo that I see so far. If you see a trailer that looks like something you'd rather drive a railroad spike through the center of your skull, than see the film... Drop us an email at this address with a link to the atrocity - and we'll add it to this article of shame.