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Mel Gibson's SUMMER VACATION Isn't Like A Chevy Chase VACATION...

Published at:  Jan 06, 2010 12:11:11 PM CST


Merrick here...



Mel Gibson will star in HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION, based on his own screenplay.

"Summer Vacation" centers on a career criminal who gets caught by Mexican authorities and is sent to a drug- and crime-filled prison, where he learns how to survive with the help of a 9-year-old boy.

Gibson has written only two other screenplays in his career: "Apocalypto" and "The Passion of the Christ," both of which he directed.


...says Variety HERE.

Even though this sounds like a perfect project for Gibson to direct, VACATION will actually be directed by Adrian Grunberg - Mel's first AD on APOCALYPTO. It'll be produced by Stacy Perskie, his Second AD on that film.

HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION continues Gibson's MAD MAX-free renaissance. We'll soon see him in Martin Campbell's EDGE OF DARKNESS, a Jodie Foster directed film called THE BEAVER, and yesterday we learned that he'll be producing/directing a Leonardo DiCaprio Viking epic.



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  • Dec 15, 2009 7:59:46 AM CST

    Mel wrote it...

    by chakraborty

    ..so it'll be good. Guy's a genius.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:00:10 AM CST

    Avatar gets Golden Globe best picture nomination

    by chakraborty

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:02:17 AM CST

    Meryl Streep nominated twice for best actress

    by chakraborty

    Go, Meryl...it's your birthday...go, Meryl...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:02:44 AM CST

    I'm the King

    by chakraborty

    You're all queens.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:04:38 AM CST

    Sounds like a Comedy?

    by jacksbloatedpayroll

    Will Ferrel as the Mexican Warden?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:04:39 AM CST

    Mel needs to get back to directing

    by seppukudkurosawa

    The public are more forgiving of eccentric directors than they are of eccentric lead actors. Apocalypto SHOULD have heralded a new era of near-wordless action movies, whose existence were an antidote to all the dialogue-heavy, plot-heavier action films rife in the market today...but it didn't.

    Do a remake of The Naked Prey (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060736/), Mel!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:12:02 AM CST

    Mel is back, next is ARNOLD

    by abking

    Soon it will be ARNOLD'S turn to come back to some epic projects!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:14:00 AM CST

    Wait, he's in a prison, and he is helped by a 9 year old?

    by ricarleite2

    Do I smell a re-write here? Also: Mel Gibson has become AICN's new Spielberg! So many projects attached to him in so little time! Or will this involve vikings as well?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:19:45 AM CST

    Any news on a Mel Gibson project...

    by tresequis

    is welcome news. Dude's been out of the game for far too long and his last few projects have been amazing. Edge of Darkness looks all kinds of awesome. Directing, producing, and lead acting...my man.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:23:10 AM CST

    ricarleite, He's not directing this....

    by chakraborty

    ...so all he has to do is show up on the set and know his lines...he doesn't have to do all the pre-production work a director does, and can work on his Viking pic.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:24:49 AM CST

    Ain't It Mel Gibson News

    by reynard muldrake

    There, I said it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:26:41 AM CST

    Is the boy actually Bane?

    by nerd rage

    Batman's nemesis?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:28:28 AM CST

    So the nine year old will be tortured and killed and Mel...

    by flickapoo

    ...breaks out to return the boy's teddy bear to his mother as promised?Much blood is spilled?I'm in. Well, except for the torture part.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:30:00 AM CST

    ...I'd still kill for Mel Gibson's CONAN.

    by flickapoo

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:37:39 AM CST

    What happened to his Hells Angels movie

    by charyoutree

    wasn't he going to do something about that gang Hunter Thompson stayed with?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:49:37 AM CST

    Edge of Darkness COULD be greatness

    by laserhead

    Just watched the entire BBC series. Whoever gets the Joe Don Baker role gets all the scene-stealers.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 8:51:01 AM CST

    9 year-old in prison

    by estacado1

    That 9 year old must have done something really bad to be sent to prison and juve. Did he peep his 18 year-old sister while she was....

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:05:14 AM CST

    Demode, Only if he does the big screen adaptation of...

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    SUPERMAN versus Muhammed ALI!

    Brandon Routh and Will Smith put on the boxing gloves man, er-sigh- never-mind.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:08:07 AM CST

    Mel may be kind of an asshole...

    by the_crimson_king

    but he's a great actor and director, color me excited for this

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:09:44 AM CST

    and about The Passion of the Christ

    by the_crimson_king

    while I think The Last Temptation Of Christ is overall the better movie, The Passion of the Christ is a good movie as well, sadly many people just can't look past the controversy

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:12:00 AM CST

    Mel should direct a Warren Miller AutoBog movie

    by thejudger

    Warren Miller flicks kick ass. Why hasn't there been an autobog flick based on his life and what he did for sports and doc films.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:15:26 AM CST

    arnold..

    by emeraldboy

    will come back to hollywodd. but I think his acting days are over. I see him taking on a role like mpaa.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:17:41 AM CST

    Wait a minute....Jodie Foster directs "The Beaver"??

    by popparotzi

    INSERT JOKE HERE { }

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:22:22 AM CST

    Donner and Supes future

    by thejudger

    That was his take. If they ever make another. I would hope that nostalgia for the older films has nothing to do with the new iteration of those characters, the films plot, or the soundtrack. Singers Supes proves that this was a wrong direction. Nostalgia pisses me off when it comes to new takes on old material. Make it your own. Nolan did it with batman and it kinda makes the other batmans looks stupid. We need a serious Superman. A superman who goes to hospital to visit terminal kids who he can't save. Imagine a scene with him taking a cancer kid for a flight to all the majestic wonders on the planet, a kid who will be dead with in a few days. Enough of the cute Superman shit. Put him in the real world- where a majority of people resent him for not being able to save everyone all the time.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:23:18 AM CST

    No Mel

    by kwisatzhaderach

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:23:59 AM CST

    Break a deal

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Face the wheel.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:25:59 AM CST

    Damn, I go nuts in here.....

    by cookylamoo

    If I didn't have a 9 years old boy as my bitch.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:31:23 AM CST

    Gibson Is a great filmmaker....

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    The gut might be a bit askew but at least he's not Roman Polanski. I'm actually half jewish/ half german. I always worshipped Mel growing up. For an eleven-year-old Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome was the greatest thing ever. I was always a fan and even enjoyed Lethal Weapon 4(I acknowledge it is shit but it IS entertaining..at least for me). Then Mel pulled his Anti-Jew rant, just AFTER Passion of the Christ(Fuckin awful movie, beautifully shot). It threw me more than a little. However his subsequent fall showed he was a man in trouble. Then he made Apocalypto. A fantastic action movie that really blew me away. I guess it's weird but it's like Tom Cruise I guess. As long as his movies are kickass I'll still watch them. Fuck Polanski though..

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:36:29 AM CST

    ...Nomoredirtyjokes...

    by flickapoo

    ...because contrary to popular opinion, there's a big difference between getting drunk and saying crazy shit...and drugging and ass raping a thirteen year old girl.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:44:21 AM CST

    Mel is on a role

    by beyondthunderdome2girls1cupbillcosby

    no Max is ok by me as long as he hasn't gone soft and it doesn't look so with Darkness, Beaver, Vikings and Vacation

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:45:25 AM CST

    Didn't see that news of Mel helming a Viking movie

    by seppukudkurosawa

    before I begged him to get back to directing. I am down like a freshly-tipped cow! Ben Affleck needs to get back to directing, too.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:53:41 AM CST

    FlickaPoo...exactly

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    When I was younger I watched Chinatown, Rosemary's Baby and Fearless Vampire Killers. Once I found out about him, I decided not to watch any more. The Pianist might be a fantastic film, but there are plenty of other great films that I still haven't seen yet...by non-peadophials. It's the same with Arthur C. Clarke.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 9:55:03 AM CST

    Who's making more movies now- Gibson or JJ Abrams?!

    by yackbacker

    Geez, these guys are busy. I wonder... Mel Gibson in STAR TREK... as his crazy uncle who's pissed about the car going into the quarry. 2 hrs of Kirk running from Gibson.

    Reply to Talkback

  • That "little girl" Polanski supposedly drugged and raped had already been passed around half of Hollywood, or so I heard!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:02:42 AM CST

    Morgan Freeman???

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    whatchoo talkin bout UGG?? P.S. are you related to GRUG?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:12:14 AM CST

    Nomoredirtyjokes

    by ugg

    Dude! Morgan is boning his grandaughter! and sorry no GRUG? I'm just an early Paleolithic man recently released from a glacier and told to use AICN?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:18:14 AM CST

    grunberg? perskie? aren't they JEWS?

    by neo-dominar

    mel, buddy, if you're going to be a bigot, stick to your guns. be 100% a-hole, don't get soft and roll out your jew buddies to seem like maybe you were mis-quoted. or misunderstood. hmmm, maybe roman polanski can get some 12 year old girls to produce and direct his way out of house arrest. stay goldberg ponyboy.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:18:16 AM CST

    Will there be impalings?

    by royston lodge

    That's all I care about anymore.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:27:45 AM CST

    Oh man, so good to hear this guy getting roles...

    by thewaqman

    fucking Gibson is back!!!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:29:51 AM CST

    Mel Directing Superman would rule

    by liljuniorbrown

    That shit never crossed my mind before.... Now I will be forever sad at the thought of what could be.Imagine if Shane Black wrote a Mel Gibson directed Superman film. I might just fucking die.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:36:09 AM CST

    Kid has gotta be a penpal

    by fred

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:40:43 AM CST

    Mel seems determined...

    by mr. murdoch

    to deny us one last stab at MAD MAX. It's almost like the minute George Miller announced the latest news and preparation about MAX, Mel was determined to fill up his schedule AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, just so he'd have an excuse NOT to do MAX. Not funny, Mel, and POTC was a sick, sick movie (not in a good way), but yeah, I still love ya...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:41:01 AM CST

    ...I don't get Gibson directing SUPERMAN. Gibson's work...

    by flickapoo

    ...could hardly have less in common with Superman.Please explain.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:00:11 AM CST

    Mel's Superman would be gory and brutal as shit..

    by thewaqman

    and you bet it would include a lot of Jesus references.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:01:51 AM CST

    So this will be like The Man Without A Face

    by skimn

    His director debut where the understanding and love of a young man helped the poor disfigured man accept life. GAY.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:01:57 AM CST

    The Passion of the Griswald?

    by johnnyangel

    no thanks.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:05:43 AM CST

    ...TheWaqman, "gory and brutal as shit". That still doesn't...

    by flickapoo

    ...explain why SUPERMAN of all things....that just explains why Gibson should direct everything.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:08:08 AM CST

    Freeman is boning his grandaughter???

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Why do I have to get my news from UGG? Tell me he's lying people..... Morgan Freeman has been a god to me since Glory.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:08:48 AM CST

    There aren't enough ultra-violent gay movies.

    by royston lodge

    Gay movies are too much like chick flicks with gay dudes. You want middle-american to embrace gay rights, make a few ultra-violent gay flicks!
    Brokeback Mountain in the jungle with Predators and Aliens and giant robots!!!!
    I kid, I kid.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:10:01 AM CST

    Hell yeah Flickapoo, films should be divided between

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Gibson and Verhoeven...

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:13:34 AM CST

    Nomoredirty

    by yourstepdaddy

    ...I read that a couple of months ago, but I was under the impression she is not of blood relation...either way, we know he got those Blue Diamonds in the medicine cabinet

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:14:02 AM CST

    ...Nomoredirtyjokes, sad but true. Freeman has lost his...

    by flickapoo

    ...god/president of the world/benevolent-all-knowing-narrator privileges for a while...Morgan Freeman has a beer, crashes his car and bones his granddaughter...

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:19:08 AM CST

    Step-granddaughter. Not related by blood.

    by royston lodge

    And she's 27 years old.
    Not sayin' it's kosher, but it's not like he's diddling children.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:20:18 AM CST

    APES!!!

    by my_wiener_jerks_off_itself

    ALL OF YOU!

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:23:50 AM CST

    27....but still weird...not quite Polanski

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    but fuck man.....Morgan Fuckimg Freeman?????? This is one furked up world....Puts a new spin on Gone Baby Gone I guess.... Fuck...just fuck. I'm a complete atheist but this sort of news makes it feel like the coming of Gozer.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:26:00 AM CST

    Does she play connect-the-dots with the

    by skimn

    freckles on his penis? Yeesh, I just made myself sick.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:27:01 AM CST

    ...so did Freeman commit the legendary taboo threesome...

    by flickapoo

    ...of G.randmotherI.L.F. + G.randdaughterI.L.F.Or god forbid, the G.randdaughterI.L.F. + MILF + G.randmotherI.L.F. foursome?

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:27:34 AM CST

    car accidents...

    by yourstepdaddy

    ...leads to affairs now I guess huh? but I heard the step-granddaughter fell in love wit his DEEP IMPACT...heh heh, get it?

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:27:40 AM CST

    That's the best way of putting it!

    by royston lodge

    "Ok, it's weird. But he's not Roman Polanski."

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:29:19 AM CST

    Truth be told, if Freeman was banging a random

    by skimn

    27 year old, we'd be going DAMN, way to go you old codger. It's the whole step-family angle that's creepy.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:32:10 AM CST

    ...skimn, yes...as a rule of thumb, penis + 27 year old...

    by flickapoo

    ...good. Penis + your granddaughter...bad.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:32:39 AM CST

    Wait, what?!

    by harrycalder

    Did I miss something about Morgan Freeman having sex with a 27-year-old? That might be somehow related to him, even if only by marriage!? I'm kind of sickened, yet.... HIGH-FIVE, dude!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:32:46 AM CST

    Well, he DID play a pimp in "Street Smart"

    by rocco curioso

    Life imitating art; better late than never(IMO, it may be his best performance). Don't equate him with Polanski. He's a 72-year old man tapping a WOMAN who's been legal for nine years. More power to him if he wants--- and can get--- some fresh booty. Now the only thing he doesn't have is a Best Actor Oscar, and he may well get that very soon.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:33:37 AM CST

    Are a whole new slew of impalement jokes...

    by harrycalder

    ...in the offing?

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:34:47 AM CST

    Morgan Freeman in...

    by harrycalder

    ...The Sore Skank Redemption.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:36:02 AM CST

    Morgan Freeman in...

    by harrycalder

    ...The Fuck-It List

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:36:47 AM CST

    Morgan Freeman in...

    by harrycalder

    ...Kiss The Girls!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:37:09 AM CST

    ...how about just Morgan Freeman in:...

    by flickapoo

    ...MILLION DOLLAR BABY?

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:37:50 AM CST

    Anyway, back on topic...

    by harrycalder

    ...More Mel will always be welcome, but I figured, he'd lost interest in Max because he wanted to work more behind the camera. And now he's turning into Jude Law... WTF?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:38:36 AM CST

    Okay, one more... Morgan Freeman in...

    by harrycalder

    ...Driving It Into Miss Daisy...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:39:14 AM CST

    ...Morgan Freeman in: ALONG CAME A SPIDER...who sat...

    by flickapoo

    ...down beside her...and ate out her "curds and way"...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:42:04 AM CST

    "Mel Gibson's SUMMER VACATION Isn't Like A Chevy Chase VACATION.

    by jacksparasites

    You mean it's actually funny?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:42:39 AM CST

    Or, "Along Came A Spider..."

    by harrycalder

    ...all over her face...

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:43:40 AM CST

    I'M 27

    by my_wiener_jerks_off_itself

    AM I ELIGIBLE?

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:43:53 AM CST

    Morgan Freeman in...

    by yourstepdaddy

    ..."Nurse Betty...ya know the nurse who helped deliver his step-granddaughter 27 years ago aka 3 decades ago dependin on what year it is"... see what I did there? I added that stoopid decade topic in there...

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:45:12 AM CST

    Does he ever swap with his friend Clint Eastwood?

    by skimn

    "Now you gotta ask yourself bitch, did he come 5 or 6 times? You've got a 79-year old pecker in your snatch, and you've got to ask yourself, do you feel lucky bitch?"

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:45:44 AM CST

    ...I could see Gibson's vacation having Grandma dragged...

    by flickapoo

    ...to death in a dog collar behind the family station wagon.Poor, thing, she kept up for a mile or two...

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:46:34 AM CST

    Nomoredirtyjokes sorry dude

    by ugg

    and word is the affair has been happening for YEARS.True not quite Polanski and I still think he got a bum rap on that one lol!

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:47:22 AM CST

    FlickaPoo...

    by thewaqman

    I wasn't really answering your question. I was just going off on my own tangent saying what it would be like. If anybody should direct a new Superman movie it should be somebody who is willing to fuck with it big time. Tim Burton's idea may have made all the fanboys bitch and moan, but like it or not, it sounded ALOT more interesting than what we got with Returns.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:49:16 AM CST

    ...Morgan Freeman in: LUCKY NUMBER TWENTYSLEVIN.

    by flickapoo

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:51:13 AM CST

    Cool, I guess

    by jaka

    Much more excited about the Viking flick, though.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 11:53:32 AM CST

    Morgan Freeman in...

    by yourstepdaddy

    "twenty se7en!"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:55:06 AM CST

    Morgan Freeman in...

    by yourstepdaddy

    "the Step-Granddaughter's dream catcher"

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:57:34 AM CST

    Morgan Freeman in...

    by yourstepdaddy

    "the Cum All Over Her Ears"...ok that was stretchin it...

    Reply to Talkback

  • Dec 15, 2009 11:58:26 AM CST

    WITH THE LOVE OF A 9 YEAR OLD BOY

    by dangerdave

    wow, just wow.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:01:47 PM CST

    FlickaPoo and yourSTEPDADDY

    by harrycalder

    EXCELLENT "27" work! Hat tip to both of you!

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:06:27 PM CST

    re: Harry

    by yourstepdaddy

    ...thanks, but Flicka should really get it for puttin both those movies together...kinda jealous actually lol

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:12:58 PM CST

    Royston Lodge - ultra-violent gay movies.

    by johnnyangel

    Check out Cruising starring Al Pacino. No impalings, but there is a fisting scene.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:15:00 PM CST

    ..."ultra-violent gay movies". JACKASS?

    by flickapoo

  • Dec 15, 2009 12:15:47 PM CST

    Robin da Hood:Prince Of Booty

    by skimn

    Flicka and Stepdaddy took all the good ones...

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:17:32 PM CST

    ...skimn, I'd watch that.

    by flickapoo

  • Dec 15, 2009 12:19:57 PM CST

    waiting for the 9 year old to say...

    by murdermostfowl

    I'm getting to old for this shit. Will this 9 year old be the Mexican "Short Round" to Mel's Indy?

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:22:42 PM CST

    Okay, a 9 year old boy would be in a Mexican prison

    by skimn

    because..???

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:25:39 PM CST

    ...just as long as I still get to see Beverly D'Angelo's...

    by flickapoo

    ...gigglies. That's the make or breaker.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:35:26 PM CST

    Have you seen Beverly D'Angelo lately?

    by skimn

    Thats like a desire to see Kathleen Turner naked nowadays.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:35:58 PM CST

    Morgan Freeman is...

    by yourstepdaddy

    "Douche Almighty"... or at least that what his step-granddaughter's grandmother calls him

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:43:11 PM CST

    ...skimn...in the dark, all cats are grey.

    by flickapoo

  • Dec 15, 2009 12:52:08 PM CST

    Ya got me there,

    by skimn

    not much more to be said.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 12:56:35 PM CST

    Go away mel

    by nippleeffect

    hang out in your weird private church, preach about family values, have your affairs with your russian brides and knock them up
    But most of all
    Go away

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  • Dec 15, 2009 1:06:56 PM CST

    you're not royal, you're a loser

    by meadowe

    An incest porn loving loser ;)

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  • Dec 15, 2009 1:07:35 PM CST

    Even though it says it's Mel's own screenplay ...

    by lamerz

    We all know that JettL93 wrote it for Mel, but told Mel he could take the credit for it. Jett and Mel are tight like that.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 1:26:44 PM CST

    that Morgan Freeman thing

    by the_crimson_king

    is pretty damn weird, but at least they're not blood related, it's still creepy though, but I still love the guy

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  • Dec 15, 2009 1:52:55 PM CST

    Meadowe is stalking me

    by chakraborty

    Meadowe, you psychotic trailer trash, you've been following me around on talkbacks for sometime now addressing posts to me with your psychotic winks but not using my name in that creepy fashion...I thought if I said nothing you'd go away...but now you're getting too creepy. So fuck off you fat four-eyed piece of shit.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 1:53:49 PM CST

    Mel's Biker movie was "Under and Alone"

    by jackrabbitslim

    Last I heard it was put into turn-around - gateway to the eternal torment known as "development hell".

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  • Dec 15, 2009 2:00:37 PM CST

    lol chaka

    by yourstepdaddy

    ...I had no idea what he posted about but now I know...you two should get a room

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  • Dec 15, 2009 2:03:29 PM CST

    Hell no!!!

    by chakraborty

    She's been addressing comments like that to me going on a month now, and I said nothing hoping she'd get tired. Bitch is obsessed. And she described what she likes like...and basically she's a female version of Harry Knowles. Would you expect much less from a girl posting here?

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  • Dec 15, 2009 2:03:52 PM CST

    *looks like

    by chakraborty

  • Dec 15, 2009 2:13:48 PM CST

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    by ginge_muppet

    Sugar Tits.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 3:11:17 PM CST

    ...you realize, of course, that Meadowe is just a confused...

    by flickapoo

    ...young geek...probably male.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 3:20:35 PM CST

    ...I sometimes think AICN should have an advice column...

    by flickapoo

    ...half ironic of course...by geeks, for geeks.Questions like..."Dear Dr. Geek, I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and she said yes...but only if I sell my comic book collection to help pay for our new apartment...what do do? Signed, WONDERGROOM OF DOOM".Or... "Dear Dr. Geek, for the past week and a half I have been overwhelmingly compelled to post impaling jokes on a Vlad The Impaler talkback...over twelve hundred jokes so far...is this...normal? Signed, NAME WITHHELD."It would perform a badly needed service and make AICN one stop shopping for the total geek lifestyle.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 3:23:36 PM CST

    I LIKE WHEN REAL-LIFE ROMANCE HAPPENS ON AICN

    by bringingsexyback

    I wish you much happiness and sex, Chakra & Meadowe.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 3:36:05 PM CST

    I'm not into beastiality

    by chakraborty

    Based on her description of herself...Meadowe looks like this, but with glasses: http://tinyurl.com/ybg3qts

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:03:04 PM CST

    Gee, Chakraborty...

    by harrycalder

    ... took a look at the linked photo... she's actually pretty cute, minus about 200 lbs.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:03:58 PM CST

    I must say, the video game equipment...

    by harrycalder

    ...is what makes that photo epic.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:09:41 PM CST

    Harry Calder

    by chakraborty

    She's all yours!!! Keep in mind, that's not the actual Meadowe, but my approximation, so she may or may not be cute...but the attributes she does possess are the pasty white skin, morbid obesity, and the gaming gear. Have at 'er! I'd recommend double bagging it with bacteriocidal condoms and get a bovine flu vaccine beforehand.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:12:08 PM CST

    you told me to stfu for no reason

    by meadowe

    And I was slightly amused. I didn't address it because a person who claims royalty for posting the first several times on a tb obviously isn't worth it. Then I saw you posting about your love for incest porn, and lockes calling you out for it, and I pointed out right after his post you probably loved camels since I posted a comment about beyonce loving camels and you seemed so insulted. And stalking you? Please I haven't addressed you again since now, your weak name isn't even worth typing, and that's why I pu a ;) because this is something for me to do when I'm bored. But you take it so seriously don't you? Even taking the time to be putting on something on tinyurl, I don't even know how to make paragraphs. awwwww and you took the time to read this whole post, because you're shaking in anticipation. You could create whatever you want in your infantile efforts to put me down, and I'll have the truth that you yourself stated; your love of pornography based on incest.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:16:16 PM CST

    Ah, the dance of love...

    by harrycalder

    ...I'ma back out of this TB... good luck, you crazy kids!

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:20:12 PM CST

    I love porn of all kinds

    by chakraborty

    What I don't expect is for some psychotic girl to follow me around talkbacks continually posting comments addressed to me but too cowardly to use my name...and winking at me...you've done this several times since a month ago. Get this through your psychotic head, Meadowe...it's been a month, and you're still following me...and I've ignored the other times you addressed me, but now I said something because you're psycho and people should know it. As for why I told you to shut the fuck up that time wayyyyy back a month ago, it's because you're racist white trash and you had been trolling several talkbacks posting random racist comments which had nothing to do with the article. The article you mentioned was about Mad Max 4, and you were posting racist shit about Beyonce and Jay Z. What the fuck??? And then you posted racist shit about me...and now you're following me!!! Fuck off, Meadowe. Go stalk someone else you fat piece of shit.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:31:57 PM CST

    ...Dear Dr. Geek...

    by flickapoo

    ..."I can't stop thinking about this dreamy boy in talkback. I tried to get his attention any way I could for months now, but he just kept ignoring me. Finally, in desperation, I accused him of being into incest porn. He immediately admitted that he IS into incest porn...he's just not into ME. I fear I may have lost him forever...is there hope?".Signed,Name Withheld

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:33:27 PM CST

    YALWNBTDWYL

    by meadowe

    And I never addressed you except this tb and right after lockes called you out for your incest porn. Why don't you link through the times I insulted you and put that on tinyurl. And the above stands for you're a loser with nothing better to do with your life. And you actually were curious to know what all that crap meant and read through this post to try to ascertain what it means, when I just skim through yours, if that. I'm done, go find someone else to get your heart rate pumping when you type. Loser hahahahahahahah.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:36:19 PM CST

    DEAR NAME WITHHELD CHAKRA

    by bringingsexyback

    She looks fine to me. Hit it.

    Yours,

    Dr. Geek

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:37:55 PM CST

    DEAR NAME WITHHELD MEADOWE

    by bringingsexyback

    How the fuck do you beat Ninja Gaiden 2? I'm about to fucking toss the controller into the fucking river.

    Signed,

    Dr. Geek

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:38:51 PM CST

    LOL Flickapoo

    by chakraborty

    I think you nailed it. Is this what stalkers do? They stalk people and when those people react, the stalker accuses THAT person of being obsessed with them? Creeeeepy.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:40:56 PM CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by chakraborty

    "She looks fine to me. Hit it." Only if you mean with a baseball bat...with anything else I'm going to have to decline and control my gag reflex.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:42:05 PM CST

    LOCKES CALLED *SOMEONE ELSE* OUT?!?!

    by bringingsexyback

    That's a first.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:42:14 PM CST

    Um, everyone go back to discussing Mel Gibson....

    by chakraborty

    I'm outtie.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:45:51 PM CST

    ...SexyBack, the job is yours.

    by flickapoo

  • Dec 15, 2009 4:50:46 PM CST

    THANKS FLICKA BUT I THINK THIS A TWO-PERSON JOB

    by bringingsexyback

    Considering the number of loons here ...

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  • Dec 15, 2009 4:53:29 PM CST

    DEAR NAME WITHHELD CHAKRA

    by bringingsexyback

    Your incest porn obsession will require multi-session therapy. Please schedule appointments at the front desk.

    Regards,

    Drs. Geek

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  • Dec 15, 2009 5:19:25 PM CST

    ...Dear Name Withheld Meadowe...

    by flickapoo

    ...have you tried pretending to be Name Withheld Chakra's sister?I don't encourage you to feed any unhealthy obsessions, but all's fair in love and war between two consenting geeks...Best of luck,Drs. Geek

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  • Dec 15, 2009 6:04:26 PM CST

    never knew Mel to write but not direct

    by jesiah

    To my knowledge he always did both. And I agree Mel Gibson has a renaissance on his hands SEEMINGLY. Edge of Darkness LOOKS GREAT, the film with DiCaprio sounds like if executed right it will be good, even the Beaver has me interested, although all of them could be trash when it comes out.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 6:37:49 PM CST

    Chakra... I take exception...

    by scarywaitress

    "Would you expect much less from a girl posting here?" Not right. Not right at all.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 7:07:02 PM CST

    Of course it is not like Chevy's...

    by gus van rant

    Chevy doesn't have a hate-on for Jews and perfers to call his bitches "Sluts" and not "Sugar Tits". Chevy, however, hates Mexicans.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 8:06:17 PM CST

    Who wants to see GIbson in anything...

    by beatsme

    other than a rest home?

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  • Dec 15, 2009 10:07:20 PM CST

    My apologies, Scary Waitress

    by chakraborty

  • Dec 15, 2009 10:17:06 PM CST

    As for Lockes calling me out and the whole incest porn thing....

    by chakraborty

    Here's the story:
    Herc has been posting these articles that summarize TV ratings, and they tend to be populated by obsessed TV viewers, many of whom are borderline retarded. I don't watch any TV show regularly apart from Community, but I crashed one of their discussions where they were hotly debating Smallville, Fringe, or some other shit on TV. So I informed them of a lovely program they should download and see for themselves: Taboo 3 starring Kay Parker. Kay plays a middle aged woman who fucks her 18 year old nephew. So I described the scene in detail and encouraged them to all download it as it qualified as must-see. I was mostly just amusing myself, but what I wasn't prepared for was the level of anger from some of these talkbackers. Some of them were genuinely pissed off that I interrupted their TV discussion to talk about Kay Parker's incest film. Then, Meadowe arrives on scene to join in with the outrage and anger, as she had already been stalking me for about a week by then after I told her to shut the fuck up when she was trolling talkbacks with racist comments. And that's pretty much the gist of it. Lockes was one of the obsessed TV viewers...no surprise there. So really...it was a bunch of shut-in TV addicts with Asperber's syndrome with no sense of humor who take this shit way too seriously getting pissed off because I jokingly gave a graphic recollection of some incest porn. That sort of shit is funny to me. But what isn't funny, is to then be stalked by one of those shut-ins for 7 weeks (I checked)...that's creepy.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 10:21:20 PM CST

    Apology accepted, of course...

    by scarywaitress

    ...because I'm not a psycho stalker.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 10:26:44 PM CST

    ...and BeatsMe

    by scarywaitress

    Yes, he said some bullshit about Jews. I found it abhorrent at the time, I continue to shake my head that someone with as much talent as Gibson clearly has can, also, be such a fuckwad. (Also, quick note, I found Apocalypso to be largely forgettable, which was deeply- DEEPLY- disappointing to me. I was looking forward to the idea of that film for a looooong time.HOWEVER, Gibson has chops. He has proven this before, and since his crowning achievement so far was Braveheart (IMO) I am willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this project. I want to see me some Norse-speaking, kick-ass Vikings. THAT sounds like fun. Come ON, you have to see that.Unless you're Jewish, in which case, I agree to disagree, and no hard feelings.

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  • Dec 15, 2009 10:30:15 PM CST

    And Chakra...

    by scarywaitress

    ...an illustrative story.
    We used to house and feed a freeloading fuzzy asshole of a cat. He was an asshole precisely because he could not distinguish between good attention and bad attention. You see? ALL attention was good attention.See where I'm going with this?

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  • Dec 15, 2009 10:36:54 PM CST

    We should have a Golden Globes talkback...

    by triple_j_72

    ...so I can tell the whole world how much I hate Meryl Streep.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 12:39:56 AM CST

    A V A T A R - Fucking your eyeballs...TODAY!!!

    by motoko kusanagi

  • Dec 16, 2009 1:20:40 AM CST

    Glory (Hole) Starring Morgan Freeman

    by criticalbliss

    So, let me get this straight. Meadowe is pissed at Chakra because he watches Morgan Freeman flicks and likes Polanski?

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:48:42 AM CST

    meh, slightly better than "heroes."

    by wickedjacob

    This TB, I mean. pass the popcorn.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 3:57:16 AM CST

    What's gonna happen next?

    by flying spaghetti monster

  • Dec 16, 2009 4:20:14 AM CST

    what?

    by bourne7855

    no jodie foster beaver jokes yet? i cant believe it lol

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  • Dec 16, 2009 4:27:34 AM CST

    Bourne...

    by criticalbliss

    Too obvious.... though I got a big chuckle out of that one--and a newfound respect for Jodie....

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  • Dec 16, 2009 7:04:04 AM CST

    He needs the money now that his wife left him

    by boynamedsue

    And she will get roughly half of what he's worth......REMEMBER, he said after his last movie that he was DONE with Hollywood......it took a divorce to change his mind!

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  • Dec 16, 2009 7:33:18 AM CST

    Apocalypto rules

    by ptsdpete

    Tough break.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 8:33:12 AM CST

    Lockes ain't calling anyone out anymore...

    by thejokesonus

    Check the obits. The guy that was in every single TB for the past I don't even know how long is outta here.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 8:52:27 AM CST

    Chakra and Meadow

    by yourstepdaddy

    ...by far one of the most interestin TBs I ever seen on here...good job and good luck you two...I remember when I met yourSTEPMOMMY on here, such a magical moment

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  • Dec 16, 2009 11:12:45 AM CST

    CHAKRA - WAS TABOO 1 WHERE KAY GOES INTO HER SON'S ROOM

    by bringingsexyback

    while he's asleep and proceeds to blow him? Or was that Taboo 2?

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  • Dec 16, 2009 11:16:50 AM CST

    Who run Bartertown?

    by mel garga

    So....Fury Road is a no-go? Dammit all to hell. At least there's hope for a cameo. This post...finished.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 11:34:19 AM CST

    MEADOWE WINS LET'S GET BACK TO MEL

    by jesiah

    Waaaaaah! You're stalking me! Because your name is on the same talkback as mine waaaaaah!

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  • Dec 16, 2009 12:17:49 PM CST

    BSB, I'm not sure....

    by chakraborty

    ..it was one of those. But Taboo 1 and 2 weren't that good. Taboo 3 elevated the series to a whole new level. Coincidentally, that scene you described happens in Taboo 3, but it's Kay's friend doing it to her nephew.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 12:19:26 PM CST

    "MEADOWE WINS LET'S GET BACK TO MEL"

    by chakraborty

    And then Jesiah goes back to talking about me and doesn't say a word about Mel or the article. What a fucking moron.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 12:40:49 PM CST

    I tried with my first post dumbfuck

    by jesiah

    You're not going to be able to post the first several times on another talkback with your obsession with Meadowe.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 12:55:59 PM CST

    The fact that Apocalypto rules...

    by jaka

    ...is absolutely part of why Mel is going to succeed with the Viking flick. Well, that and the fact that he made half a billion from Passion and can now finance his own films, but still. Whether or not he'll be accepted as an actor remains to be seen. It's obvious that he (with the help of his agents, I'm sure) is taking a few different kind of roles to remind the film going audience that he CAN act. I'm not sure that returning as Max wouldn't have been the best way to endear himself to the audience, though. But hey, maybe he didn't say no. *shrug* I don't know for sure. Anybody remember if he was ever asked and turned it down?

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  • Dec 16, 2009 12:59:34 PM CST

    Chakraborty...

    by jaka

    ...The Village still sucks! lol Nah, just tryin' to lightheartedly change up the subject. Y'all get too tense about this mess. Characters on a screen posted in anonymity are really not important to your overall well being.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:04:49 PM CST

    Apocalypto rules you say?

    by jesiah

    I'm not arguing with you, I just get a a 60/40 vibe in favor of the film, but to be honest the whole no English stops me from checking it out. At least with Passion of the Christ despit it being entirely in Aramaic I had a religious reason for interest in the film. if Mel plays his cards right he can be akin to Clint Eastwood as far as being a film badass and than seguing into an acclaimed director.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:14:03 PM CST

    Jesiah

    by jaka

    Just personal taste, I suppose. For me, I could never get into Passion. I saw it in the theater the first week, but people were freaking out (unnecessarily), so I missed a bunch of things. I purchased it (still own it) to try and make a proper decision, but just can't get into it. Too heavy handed for me. Apocalypto, as we've discussed in a few other talkbacks recently, was largely overlooked due to the controversy surrounding Mel at the time. But yes, I think it rules to the point of approaching brilliance. The story, admittedly, is not a new one. It's been told many different ways in many different genres. But placing it in Mayan South America, using local mostly non-actors, shooting digitally and going ultra-violent, well, yeah, I totally dig it! It caught me off guard how MUCH I dig it. I still haven't purchased it, but every time it's on cable I watch it. Probably watched it in it's entirety more than ten times already. For my tastes (Conan The Barbarian and Braveheart are two of my all-time favorites), Apocalypto rules. I agree that Braveheart is still Mel's best, though. But the combination of the three; Braveheart, Passion and Apocalypto, lead me to believe that he could most certainly make a kick ass viking flick. With Norse dialogue, period correct costuming and beautiful locations. The only thing going against it is that water films, for many reasons, often go over budget and/or fail for one reason or another. Not even sure they're quantifiable. Maybe people just don't want to watch ships on the ocean for long periods of time. Although Titanic and the JD Pirates films would lead me to believe otherwise.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:27:49 PM CST

    I hope Mel's Viking pic isn't in English

    by chakraborty

    That way I won't have to be in the theater with fucking morons like Jesiah who have trouble reading subtitles. What's up, Jaka. No hard feelings about you not liking the Village. I never did. I don't take talkbacks seriously...that's why it's a bit off-putting when I'm followed in talkbacks for long periods of time by someone continually directing comments to me based on something I said a long time ago, so I thought I'd say something and make a spectacle of it.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:28:46 PM CST

    Jaka I know what you mean

    by jesiah

    I like passion of the Christ, but I didn't go gaga for it either. I felt like I was at summer camp saying goodbye to the campers; wondering why everyone's so emotional about it and I wasn't. As for Apocalypto, I remember when it first came out a coworker was really hyping it up as an epic film. Also, without giving too much away, I always heard it was ultra violet, but are there any (hope this doesn't sound racist) scalpings in it? Scalpings always freak me out; even though technically I've only seen one (the female pimp in saw 4) I guess because I'm concerned with my own hairline seeing people lose their hair on film is like nails on a chalkboard for me. Also, I agree with the whole water epic statement as far as almost always going overbudget. I have to admit I liked waterworld, the first two pirates films, and titanic in small, quick doses (not much replay value for me). But back to Mel, I trust him; if there's anyone that can make a 9 year old in jail work, he'd be one of them.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:34:45 PM CST

    Jesiah and Chakra

    by jaka

    Chakra, for sure no hard feelings. Nothing that goes on hear at AICN has any real affect on my life. Sometimes we just have to go with the ol' agreeing to disagree. (extends olive branch)Jes, regarding the nine year old in jail thing. I wonder if the nine year old is really IN jail, or just associated with the jail in some way, or can just reach Mel through a bared window or something? I mean, I guess there could be a nine year old in a Mexican prison at some point in the past. But probably not NOW. lol I guess I don't really know. Anyway, I didn't actually take the nine year old as LITERALLY being IN the prison. Just that he was somehow helping Mel get through his time there.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:35:51 PM CST

    Here. Man I need to proofread more.

    by jaka

  • Dec 16, 2009 1:38:06 PM CST

    Hope there's no incest in Mel's new movies

    by jesiah

    Then I won't be in the same theatre as someone beating off to their fucking their mother, aunt or any kind of family member fantasy.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:41:08 PM CST

    Jesiah, Merry Christmas

    by chakraborty

    Is this the Christian spirit? The 3 hours you spent watching Passion of the Christ really has had a wonderful benefit on you...glad that a god-fearing Christian like yourself was able to gain something from that powerful film.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:41:22 PM CST

    Jaka maybe the kid is paying for their dad's crime?

    by jesiah

    The sins of the father will be visited upon the son kind of thing? I don't think we've been told what time this movie takes place, so maybe earlier 20th century when keeping a 9 year old in jail can be more localized instead of broadly known?

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  • Dec 16, 2009 1:46:48 PM CST

    I hope they flesh out the 9 year old's story

    by jesiah

    Because Jaka, if what you're suggesting is true, I'd like to know the motivation of a kid helping out Mel, because no matter what time or era anyone, regardless of age passing stuff into a prison from the outside is not going to sit well with the authorities.

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  • Dec 16, 2009 7:21:02 PM CST

    Even Mick Foley liked Taboo!

    by thejokesonus

    Has anyone ever seen Kay Parker? That chick is hot! Stop acting like you've never watched porn. I myself have gone through half a box of Kleenex watching Kay Parker lezzing it up with some other busty maiden that apparently was on Star Trek: TOS. Those were in the halycon Limewire days, way before this whole torrent thing that I can't figure out.

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  • Dec 17, 2009 6:42:35 AM CST

    Gibson's temp desire

    by spudwas

    Uh....judging from his previous screenplays....Mel's not really a winter person.

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  • Dec 17, 2009 11:12:49 AM CST

    All these Morgan Freeman jokes...

    by triple_j_72

    ...and not ONE "Easy Reader" joke! Shaaaaaaaame on you all...

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