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A Poster & An Image From The New SEX AND THE CITY Movie!!
Irish Rican here -
Warner Bros. has released a teaser poster and a photo of next summer's Sex and the City 2.
While the poster has Sarah Jessica Parker looking quite sexy the photo of all four women singing makes me groan. I actually enjoyed the first movie, which I saw the same day as the abysmal Crystal Skull, so I'm hoping I'll enjoy the second - since I'll be forced to see it with the wife whether I like it or not.
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why is this site actually posting this story?
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I'll be at Iron Man
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...is why. The impartiality of this site was bought and the money was invested in a sensible low yield long term mutual fund.
That is why this movie will also get a glowing review somewhere on this site with some bullshit reasoning that only the most retarded will think is genuine. -
Carrie On! uhhuh uhhuh
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Dec 12, 2009 7:59:49 PM CST
Honestly there's at most like 4 people on here who give a shit
by sardonic
if that
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it seems like Sex and The City is gonna start pumping out shit just as fast as the Twilight movies are.
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how'd they get the glasses to stay on that horse?
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Edward Leo Peter "Ed" McMahon, Jr. (March 6, 1923 – June 23, 2009)
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If they are going to keep churning out these stupid sequels, they may as well just do another season of that damn show. Also the title "2" was already taken by the Iron Man movie posters.
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I can't believe you would run a story on a movie starring four of the ugliest women in Hollywoood.
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sarah jessica is annoying in this
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No-ones said it in a while...
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Whores!! This shit sucks but this doesn't:
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I always was curious what would spawn when a buzzard mates with a horse.
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Jesus, the digital artists are working overtime nowadays....
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The rest are ugly whores.
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Please somebody tell me how this is defined as "cool news"?
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Did the NAME of this site change suddenly?
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Dec 12, 2009 8:38:25 PM CST
SHOE FETISHIST HORSEFACE AND HER SLUTTY FRIENDS PART 2
by tehcreepythinman
Fuck Avatar! You want some real fantasy? How about a bunch of dirty old bitches, led by a fucking self absorbed CHUD aka Sarah Jessica Parker, who somehow have tons of good looking young men throwing themselves at these fossils when they aren't even rich. At this rate the biggest whore of the group (and that takes some effort) Samantha (Kim Cattrall) will shatter her pelvis while getting DVDA on her walker.
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"Ain't it cool?" If you disagree, the answer is "No." If you agree, the answer is "Yes." The name is not "This is cool news." Fuck off.
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I just clicked on the story to read the shit storm of bitching in the talkbacks. But seriously, there is nothing "cool" about this "news"
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Dec 12, 2009 8:43:29 PM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3 : DONKEY PUNCHES AND DIRTY SANCHEZ’S
by tehcreepythinman
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This movie is going to be as "cool" as the last one was, for sure. Look, guys, if you can set aside your macho posturing, and understood how hard it is to make innovative comedy like Sex and the City it would benefit us all. SatC is emotionally resonant screwball comedy. The series was hilarious, and confidently commandeered by a group of talented, yes, largely gay male, writers such as Marvel comics writer Allan Heinberg. Have you guys ever checked out the talent this franchise has attracted? Ron Livingston, Justin Theroux, and OZ's hilarious Dean Winters and on... Miranda = awesome.
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Dec 12, 2009 8:47:34 PM CST
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar...
by kevin_costners_recycled_piss
And the barman asks "Why the long face?"
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That about sums it up.
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A DRAWING/PAINTING......FYI
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There's not a woman in the world who could pussywhip me into giving this shit the time of day. FUCK THIS.
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...I thought Sarah Jessica Parker had off-beat good looks. Now she's just ugly.
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All fans of this franchise should be just be kicked in THE CUNT.
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Dec 12, 2009 8:56:12 PM CST
director stan arthur, I LOVED SJP IN LA STORY BECAUSE......
by tehcreepythinman
She was cute and slutty. But that was 20 years ago and now the idea of watching her suck and fuck on camera would give Cthulhu nightmares.
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Dec 12, 2009 9:04:14 PM CST
MICHAEL JACKSON HAS RESURFACED AS A WHITE WOMAN
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
Just look at him in that poster! His dreams have come true!
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...Is yet another reason why women of the world should cut us men some fucking slack and acknowledge the pain we go through to make them happy.
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Dec 12, 2009 9:05:13 PM CST
ROB ZOMBIE SHOULD DIRECT SEX AND THE CITY 3!!!FACT!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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Who the fuck is this new guy?
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Tun in your Man Card at the desk, please.
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Worked as a good follow-up.
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His editorial from Oui Magazine pretty much sums up the type of women who see shit like Sex and the City. Let’s be reasonable and logical, and face up to facts. Women aren’t human; they’re not even like monkeys or orangutans. Those middle-headed, pea-brained, waste-your-money liberals might want to brainwash you into thinking that girls are good for something other than sucking cock, but you and I and every other sensible man knows better. These sluts were put on Earth to steal your money; be whining, complaining and arrogant; and to serve as reasonably comfortable holsters for your erections when one is aroused by the call of nature. First off, scientific research has it that women just aren’t the same as men. They don’t like things like camera’s or computers or state-of-the-art stereo’s, simply because the higher centers of their brains aren’t developed as well as a man’s. Furthermore, according to a very fine article in The National Enquirer it’s been proven that women aren’t as smart as men. It takes real guts to admit it, but women are mindless creatures….Don’t let those detestable, ugly, disgusting, sour-pussed lesbian diesel-dyke Women’s Libbers fool you, along with their cotillions of homo yes-men Women are most happy when they are serving their twins gods of Mammon and King Cock… Men work hard, make money, grind the wheels of business, only to fall victim to early deaths dealt out by the insane caprices of vengeful sluts…They should be rounded up in a pig pen with pigs and fucked with sticks and forced to eat filthy offal, and maybe then they would appreciate a fine figure of a man who wants to own and take care of them, even if he is perhaps a wee bit nervous and high-strung and suspicious of some people’s motives….
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That is SUCH a Samantha thing to say.
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which, of course, would have made alot more sense on this site......Sex and the city?!?! wtf!??!
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Dec 12, 2009 9:28:49 PM CST
KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS, THE ONLY THING SAMANTHA EVER SAYS
by tehcreepythinman
"COCK?!?WHERE?!?"
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Are all of you afraid if you like a movie about Woman over 40 you won't be real Men?
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It's about three hookers and their mom right?
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Dec 12, 2009 9:35:46 PM CST
CARRIE BRADSHAW - "THESE HORSESHOES FIT AS WELL AS....."
by tehcreepythinman
"The fists I had in my cunt and asshole last night".
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Dec 12, 2009 9:36:45 PM CST
All the photoshop in the world can't save Sarah Jessica Parker
by orionsangels
from looking like a horse
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Is a veiny old horse
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If you don't like the movie that the news is about, don't freak out. Sure, I'm not a big Carrie Bradshaw fan, but this is the kind of news I can pass on to the wife and score points. Thanks, AICN.
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...Is the grateful SEX our girls give us, after we have our EYES STUNG by this garbage.
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Or DEGU-Humanoid?
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The only way that movie could be better is if they all had lesbian sex with each other in the graveyard after Julia Roberts' funeral.
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Just wanted to chime in to express my appreciation for the aforementioned title. Well done. Hail Lindo.
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Dec 12, 2009 9:50:58 PM CST
WHY WAS SARAH JESSICA PARKER UNCREDITED IN SEABISCUIT???
by tehcreepythinman
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Dec 12, 2009 9:54:21 PM CST
SJP TO CO-STAR IN ADAPTATION OF THE LONE RANGER AS SILVER!!!FACT
by tehcreepythinman
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it is almost identical too the poster from the Olivia Newton John film
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I think that's what you're all trying to say.
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even the chicks that post here don't defend this tripe. the talkback has been good for some laughs, tho
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Dec 12, 2009 9:59:57 PM CST
how do they make them not look so ... ugly?
by beyondthunderdome2girls1cupbillcosby
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May as well discuss this one. The fact that these movies gross as much as they do does in fact warrant attention.
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Dec 12, 2009 10:04:21 PM CST
Mel_Gibsons_Nazi_Dad, I LIKE WOMEN BUT DON'T PUT UP WITH......
by tehcreepythinman
Their shitty taste. Go watch Twilight with your Fag Hag.
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I've actually only seen two episodes and pretty much agree with the geek consesus. It just amuses me that this is the response every time something geared towards women get posted.
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That's the only "chick flick" I'm in the mood for. Apparently Natalie Portman is signed to be Elizabeth Bennett. Should be fun.
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Dec 12, 2009 10:07:57 PM CST
The S&tC foursome should totally do a "Golden Girls" movie.
by flim springfield
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Bitch is decent
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Dec 12, 2009 10:09:01 PM CST
BEYONDTHUNDERDOME2GIRLS1CUPBILLC OSBY, ANSWER : WETA AND ILM!!!
by tehcreepythinman
CGI isn't just for Thundersmurfs you know?
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Dec 12, 2009 10:10:19 PM CST
More vbalidation for the shallow gold-digging whores of the worl
by maxthesilent
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FYI, I love "Bridget Jones Diary" "Ally McBeal" etc because they are fun & well-written... But Sex/City and all whores who love it can go fist themselves and then pick dimes off the floor with their cunts, because they are filth.
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She doesn't even look good in that over-retouched poster photo!
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http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6235/n1483827497349982643.jpg
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Dec 12, 2009 10:19:43 PM CST
LOOKING FORWARD TO BLACK SWAN WHERE WE'LL SEE NATALIE PORTMAN...
by tehcreepythinman
And Mila Kunis wear each others crotches as feedbags.
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I think you're going to like it.
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"It just amuses me that this is the response every time something geared towards women get posted."
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Because most movies geared towards women are absolute garbage, that's why they don't get any respect. Women films are the junk genre of Hollywood...no one knows how to make a movie geared toward women that doesn't pander or induce vomiting in males...chick flicks are the best there is right now and it's shit like Sex and the City...total garbage that's not even worth mentioning. It's not misogyny so much as it's simply calling a spade a spade...I'd understand if chick flicks were being delivered with the same attention to craft and acting as something like There Will Be Blood, or even American Beauty, but they're not. Instead you get shit like The Women, or Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, or--wait for it...the Twilight flicks. It's not our fault the movies are tripe...but they're no better than something like Transformers 2...these movies cater to the lowest common denominator in society and they should get NO respect. So continue to bash, please... -
Dec 12, 2009 10:25:32 PM CST
Mel_Gibsons_Nazi_Dad, IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!
by tehcreepythinman
Spewing hate is fun.
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...fucking shite.People who appreciate this deserve cancer.
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Oh, yes.
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Dec 12, 2009 10:27:42 PM CST
Flim Springfield, SEX AND THE CITY 3 : GOLDEN SHOWER GIRLS
by tehcreepythinman
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Dec 12, 2009 10:39:28 PM CST
madCanada, OH SHIT, BRIDGET JONES'S DIARY WAS ALSO GREAT......
by tehcreepythinman
This will sound REALLY gay but I went on a date in Glasgow to see that flick with this disgusting pig I was trying to fuck and I ended up LOVING that movie. When the movie let out it was snowing and, I have to say, its was soo beautiful that the bitch I was with sucked me off in an alley, mainly because she was drunk, and I ended up punching her in the teeth because she wouldn’t let me nut in her mouth. Otherwise it was magical.
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You really are a piece of work, me lad. You really are.
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Dec 12, 2009 10:47:28 PM CST
Le Vicious Fishus, I OWE IT ALL TO 18 YEARS OF CATHOLIC SCHOOL!!
by tehcreepythinman
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But that first picture of SJP really does make her look like a reanimated corpse. Maybe it's the unholy light surrounding her.
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Dec 12, 2009 10:58:34 PM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3 : GETTING HEAD FROM THE EVIL DEAD
by tehcreepythinman
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Will there be a hilarious shit scene in this one? Still haven't seen the original shit joke..
Oh wait, there will be some sort of shoe-related snafu... HAH! Funniest shit since 2003!!! Fuck this crap. -
He can identify the Villains for us, and the deep plot points and structure that Only He Can See.Please,,, MM!!!we need ??? your insights...???!?? and your punctuation!!
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Dec 12, 2009 11:18:30 PM CST
Irish Rican = poor taste. TehCreepyThinMan = funny titles
by stereotypical evil archer
Irish Rican enjoyed Sex and the City more than the Crystal Skull. That's ricockulous.
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My entry fails to the shadow that is TehCreepyThinMan.
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Big robots that fuck in a city.
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Dec 12, 2009 11:23:25 PM CST
CG photo-real Carrie needs some flames and nipples.
by stereotypical evil archer
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Tagline:
The cunts have to start somewhere. -
Dec 12, 2009 11:25:48 PM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3: The Search for Curly's Gold Digging Bitches
by phillyflopper
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Dec 12, 2009 11:27:36 PM CST
MATTHEW BRODERICK MUST HAVE A NICE COLLECTION OF RIDING CROPS...
by tehcreepythinman
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Take that bitches!!!
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Dec 12, 2009 11:32:48 PM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3: Kristen Davis and the 3 Ugly Ones
by linguo_is_dead
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Dec 12, 2009 11:35:41 PM CST
Sex and the City 3: Samanthas Barren Gash and the Quest for Lube
by conspiracy
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Dec 12, 2009 11:36:05 PM CST
MATTHEW BRODERICK DOSEN'T EVEN WANT HIS DICK IN SPJ....
by tehcreepythinman
That's why they used a surrogate (baby factory woman, not Bruce Willis robot with faggy haircut) to pump out their twins but then Broderick has always looked like a fag, played a fag in the (seriously) great movie Torch Song Trilogy and always looked like he wanted to felch Cameron in Ferris Bueller.
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The other 3 cronies fuck cowboys, and in an ironic twist, SJP gets fucked by a horse.
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Dec 12, 2009 11:36:44 PM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3: The Horseface, the Lesbian, and the Whore.
by linguo_is_dead
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Dec 12, 2009 11:39:08 PM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3: Geriatric Reacharounds for Everyone
by linguo_is_dead
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Dec 12, 2009 11:42:06 PM CST
FERRIS BUELLER - "HERE'S WHERE CAMERON GOES BESERK....ON MY ANUS
by tehcreepythinman
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When the price of wax jobs triples, Carrie and the girls go on a search for other ways of trimming their pee stained matted yak fur.
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Laughs fall like their boobs when the girls realize it has been a decade since their last period.
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Dec 12, 2009 11:45:54 PM CST
SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAS SCARS FROM SPURS!!!FACT!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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I can't stand SJP and her Cookie Monster pajamas. It's all about KIM!
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but You'd need to bring a vacuum to suck up the dust ya knocked off it.
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If you guys are going to report on Twilight and Sex in the City, just make a chick flick section so it doesn't bog down the main site.
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Dec 12, 2009 11:54:00 PM CST
SIDEWAYS, KIM CATTRALL'S PUSSY LOOKS LIKE JABBA'S MOUTH!!!SAME S
by tehcreepythinman
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Dec 12, 2009 11:57:25 PM CST
SOMEONE MISTOOK SJP FOR A ZEBRA BECAUSE SHE WORE STRIPES!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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It could go down as epic as the Zoo TB (whore-sess... get it?).
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ever make SJP homesick?
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Shouldn't they be pressing the NYC cops to bring Broderick up on Bestiality charges?
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The girls, realizing no man can stand to be around them longer than it takes to dump his load in their orifices; decide to bit the bullet and go full lesbo.Hijinks ensue as Sam, Carrie and the girls can't find matching chains for their new wallets.
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Dec 13, 2009 12:07:28 AM CST
I HATE KRISTIN DAVIS BECAUSE SHE ACTS LIKE SHE SHITS RAINBOWS!!!
by tehcreepythinman
I'd still give her the suicide bomb though. "What's the suicide bomb?" you say? Well, that's where I take a shit on her chest and wipe it off with pages of the Koran.
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Dec 13, 2009 12:10:55 AM CST
conspiracy, SJP CUMS WHEN SHE SEES OATS AND HEY!!!FACT!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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or..."the hose beast's guide to bagging a rich guy"
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Dec 13, 2009 12:32:18 AM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3 : HAVE DUSTY CUNT WILL TRAVEL FOR COCK
by tehcreepythinman
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Cry in her pile of hay?
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Dec 13, 2009 12:46:10 AM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3 : THEY SHOOT HORSES, DON'T THEY?
by tehcreepythinman
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And from what I gather from the rumor mill, Samantha's not only getting back with Smith, but she's gonna marry him. I was stunned that she ditched him but glad she overcame her fears because, really, there is no better man for her than Smith. Can't wait to see this!!!!
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SJP should sell her discharge in theater lobbies, come next May.
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Dec 13, 2009 12:58:03 AM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3 : SEVERED HEAD ESOPHAGUS FUCKING
by tehcreepythinman
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That picture took ten years off my life
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CREATIONISTS UNDERSTAND NOTHING TILL SARAH PALIN EATS WAFFLES
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Dec 13, 2009 1:05:45 AM CST
WHEN YOU BUY A TICKET TO SEE THIS DO YOU GET A FREE TAMPON?
by tehcreepythinman
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Crystal Skull wasn't perfect but it was better than sitting through a movie about three hookers and their mom (courtesy of Family Guy). I have seen a few episodes of the show and noticed that I wanted to stab my eyeballs out of my head while viewing. I discontinued my viewing and thought a feature length motion picture would make me commit suicide.
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Dec 13, 2009 1:19:03 AM CST
WHEN THE SEX AND THE CITY SLUTS ALL QUEEF TOGETHER....
by tehcreepythinman
It sounds like a marching band of Scottish bagpipers.
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Dec 13, 2009 1:21:17 AM CST
YOU COULD USE THIER PUSSY'S FOR HIT AIR BALLOONS....
by tehcreepythinman
To help deliver the red powder that will kill those lizard bastards.
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just be a slow pan of SJP's horse twat while Lady Gaga plays in the background?
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Dec 13, 2009 1:25:19 AM CST
WHEN THE SEX AND THE CITY BITCHES ALL QUEEF TOGETHER.....
by tehcreepythinman
It smells like the mass graves at a Nazi concentration camp during the summer. Or Harry Knowles.
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Dec 13, 2009 1:28:31 AM CST
HOT AIR BALLOONS, CHRIST KNOWLES GET A FUCKING EDIT BUTTON!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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Dec 13, 2009 1:34:21 AM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 3 : THE WHORES ARE DUE ON MAPLE STREET
by tehcreepythinman
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Dec 13, 2009 1:46:03 AM CST
HERE'S A PIC OF SJP WITHOUT-MAKE-UP FROM THE SET OF SATC 2......
by tehcreepythinman
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3889/sarahjessicaparker.png
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He only eats planets while her cunt eats time, space and reality itself.
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Dec 13, 2009 1:55:16 AM CST
WHERE'S WALDO? LOST FOREVER IN KIM CATTRALL'S GASH!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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to have sex. That's evil.
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Dec 13, 2009 2:03:05 AM CST
I HAVE NOTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT CYNTHIA NIXON EXCEPT....
by tehcreepythinman
That she's unfortunately a dyke and that he "partner" is an ugly fucking sow. Same thing with Portia DeRossi who is with that gimpy slag Ellen Degeneres. Now if you could put Cynthia and Portia together then that is a lesbian couple I can get behind......to wank on while they’re in a 69.
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Either the majority of you are 10 years old,or you all have some serious issues with women. What do you think THEY think about us dudes and our weird obsessions with strange men who fly around in spandex??? This is like the comic-book movie for chicks-just let 'em enjoy it....how many of you drug your poor unsuspecting girlfriends to go see Transformers 2??? You OWE them this shit...
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what the fuck didnt this shit come out like a year or two ago?
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it's the sequel.
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http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7475/sexcity2.jpg
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Not sure why he's wearing gold sunglasses though.
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tara brady, who is a feminist, gutted and disembolwed SATC the movie by saying it was 2.5 hours of Shopping porn. She utterly tore the film apart
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Dec 13, 2009 3:19:06 AM CST
'Enjoyed the first one', 'Abysmal Kingdom of the Crystal Skull'
by lone fox
'Sarah Jessica Parker looking sexy'. Are you on crack? While I have plenty of issues with Indiana Jones 4, it cannot be held accountable for your latent homosexuality.
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'Sarah Jessica Parker looking sexy'. Are you on crack? While I have plenty of issues with Indiana Jones 4, it cannot be held accountable for your latent homosexuality.
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that the headline for this was a joke and somethin far cooler was gonna be inside but nope, u guys r actually promoting this and telling ppl on a geek website about this movie. wow. im just shocked and appaled. n this dude definently tried to cover this up by takin a shot at indy 4
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http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7696/horseface.jpg
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...when I was in my last relationship. I tried to fulfill my duty as the loyal boyfriend by watching episode after episode of this frakkin' show. I kept hoping that it would grow on me, that somehow I'd catch on to the magic. But there was no magic. Watching SEX AND THE CITY was purely depressing and mind-numbing, a soul-crushing experience. It's the kind of show that almost makes me lose respect for the opposite sex. Then I remember that it was produced and creatively overseen by a man - Darren Star
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you know.... if any of you fuckers actually watched the show, and the film i might be able to take this talkback seriously.... but since no one has... why the FUCK are you posting?????? S&TC is great! and yes im hetero.
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fuck this shitty pandering sell-out site
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the movie was ok, its the top show of the decade for my wife and I get it.
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ejoyed sex in the city which i saw the same day as the abysmal skull.....
really? well that´s the tombstome for me with AICN, goodbye, and i dont wish a long and prosperous life, too much shit coming from here....
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Best part of this talkback has been your commnets, cheers for improving what is clearly a very slow news day.
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For the most part, we are all united in our hatred for this movie. It's a pretty moving thing to see all this creativity being used for the same thing for a change instead of fighting each other's opinion. Pretty rare. Kinda like when democrats and republicans all unite...which is like....never.
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Dec 13, 2009 5:30:46 AM CST
I just lost 20 bucks on SJP in the fifth!!!!
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
she lost by a nose.
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When she came first and Richard Dreyfuss won like a million bucks it was AWESOME!!!!
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when Lt Harris went up her ass I almost pissed my pants. I have heard rumours that she used a butt-double but I don't believe it.
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Dec 13, 2009 5:38:29 AM CST
A little known fact: SJP's first role was in the Lighthorsemen..
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
she was just an extra, third horse, second row at 1:14:34.....
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Dec 13, 2009 5:41:22 AM CST
SJP's uncle was a method actor who starred in Godfather..
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
He knew what it involved and was cool with it. Some artists go beyond the norm to achieve perfection...
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Dec 13, 2009 5:47:50 AM CST
I got SJP's dads head in my study...
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
It's a tad vulgar but darts stick in it pretty well.
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Dec 13, 2009 5:49:53 AM CST
SJP is such a Tolkien freak she begged PJ for a cameo
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
he had to turn her down for insurance reasons...
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Dec 13, 2009 5:51:38 AM CST
by insurance reasons I mean she has a cocaine habit....
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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she can snort a kg/sec...
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Dec 13, 2009 5:55:56 AM CST
damn shoulda thunk of this: SJP walked into a bar...
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
heheh heh bartender : Why the long face?
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Dec 13, 2009 5:59:24 AM CST
damn you KEVIN_COSTNERS_RECYCLED_PISS
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
I should read the whole talkback....disregard all my former jokes, I'm outta here {blush}.
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cant wait to see what aifn thinks about galliano's spring collection.
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Plot of film will be thus: Horse-Woman hits 45 and notices her vag is dry and barren. Horsey goes to doctor (Hot, 24, abs, nice jawline) to get her eggs checked. Mr Doctor flirts with her. He fucks her - but scene is deleted coz its plays like a beastiality clip on shockingtube. Doctor gives Mr Ed a syringe full of fertility drugs ---leading to moral confusion (plus comedy) and the birth of a stilleto wearing foal. Sea Biscuit dies in childbirth. Rest of film see the other three mares raising the kid in a hilarious pastiche of the ''Three Men And A Baby'' movies - leading to inevitable final sequel ''SEX IN THE CITY 3-D: THE NURSING HOME YEARS''. Final reel features touching scene where Sea Biscuit Junior pity-kills the demented, incontinent hags by smothering them with a stunning $38,000 Gadino Handbag. A la mode in design, the Gadino Bag features white crocodile skin and diamond embellishment. As a unique creation by Hilde Palladino, a Norwegian designer, the bejeweled bag has carved a niche for itself in the list of the most exclusive bags. If paired with a shiny outfit, it turns all heads to you. END OF FRANCHISE.
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Dec 13, 2009 6:34:43 AM CST
YA KNOW, I'M GLAD TO SEE PEOPLE HAVING FUN WITH THIS - BUT...
by sexx ed
... what reason on God's green earth would you AICN guys have to post this shit up? Exactly what would possess you people to think that this is news worthy of your target audience? You might as well start filling us in on rom-coms that are in production! Did you take fucking Extacy tonight or what?
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Okay, that was more hopeful than anything els.
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... these are the facts, yo.
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Dec 13, 2009 6:55:25 AM CST
AND WHAT REALLY SUCKS OS THE FACT THAT FERRIS BUELLER TURNED OUT
by sexx ed
He married a girl named horse for fuck's sake!
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How must it feel to roll over in bed at sunrise and see fucking CALABOS from CLASH OF THE TITANS at a very large nose's length from you? And what of his sticky vagina straddling Ferris's thigh?
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gayer than this.
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Guess he must have passed on this gig.
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I *opened an account* specifically to come in here and write this message : I have been a regular (non-posting) visitor to this site for a good long while now... This is the lowest I've ever seen this site get to, and I am finished with it as of now. I am deleting the favourite and I will NOT be back.
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Dec 13, 2009 8:23:45 AM CST
should be called "Ugly old bitches who have no talent"
by alienindisguise
this is just shallow garbage in every sense of the word but sadly should appeal to the majority of women in this country.
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If Temple of Doom had Released instead of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the new phrase would be "Jumping The Mine Car Tracks" or "Raft from the Plane" instead of "Nuke the Fridge". All the movies were dumb fun.
As far as Sex in the City, I'd just as soon watch a piece of leather not menstruate and buy shoes because thats basically what the whole premise is and also what the women look like. I'd rather do Kim Cartralls Mannequin from Mannequin than the actual person. -
The talkback was hilarious though.
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Dec 13, 2009 9:03:44 AM CST
Do some womem actually see themselves like this???
by hollywoodhellraiser
These ladies aren't role models and if there are, you can bet their lonely!Either that or ALL their "guys" are gay!I love Kim Catrall and she really should have been the lead because she fine and she funny as fuck!
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just because we don't kiss SATC ass!Only a closet fag would think something fucking retarded like that!
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Dec 13, 2009 9:36:39 AM CST
SJP was acted off the screen by Viggo in Hidalgo...
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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Dec 13, 2009 9:38:51 AM CST
SJP once filmed herself copping Brodericks dick...
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
you can download it at www.horseplay.com
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unless its in your dreams or you are paying for it, can only hope most of the over the top negative comments for the show are coming from people 16 and under
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Dec 13, 2009 9:43:01 AM CST
SJP tryed out for the cocknose judge in nuthin but trouble
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
however she lost by a technicality. Like all great ironic twists even though her nose resembled a cock she still looked like a cunt.
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but still act like pig??? Me confused.. No I am just in the mood for horse jokes at Parkers expense.
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Dec 13, 2009 9:48:46 AM CST
SITC 4: Catrells Snatch: The Perfect Storm
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
The horrifying true story about 6 fisherman who were lost one tragic night.
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Dec 13, 2009 9:54:37 AM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 5: MR. BIG DITCHES CATCHERS MITT CUNT
by stuntcock mike
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.....you are the fucking funniest. I have not laughed so much in forever. Going to glasgow next weekend so if so see a 30something Kevin Macleod (grand designs) lookalike, that guy will buy you a beer!!
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Dec 13, 2009 9:58:53 AM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 9: CATRELL AND THE TEMPLE OF THE PROLAPSED ANUS
by stuntcock mike
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Dec 13, 2009 10:00:55 AM CST
SEX AND THE CITY 10: A HORSE IS A HORSE. OF COURSE OF COURSE
by stuntcock mike
http://tinyurl.com/yehj9bb
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FUCK YOU
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I don't really have much to add to the discussion, but... without trying to sound like a misogynist, isn't genre/sci-fi stuff this site's forte, with the odd update on projects featuring interesting actors/directors? Why not keep us up to date on the Jonas Brothers if we're gonna post teaser posters to SATC films?
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if you guys are gonna make this the top tb of the moment, might as well chime in.
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Dec 13, 2009 10:18:54 AM CST
SJP was the motion capture for beowulf
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
All kidding aside, those who gave it crap, claiming 'bad animation' should be ashamed of themselves... SJP can't help it if she has a gait. Thats why she wears corrective horeshoes...
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Dec 13, 2009 10:21:52 AM CST
Remember when SJP led Max to his doom with Gulag???
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Two men enter, one man leave.
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Dec 13, 2009 10:23:23 AM CST
SJP hated nativity plays due to being typecast
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
after all she's obviously a jew...
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Dec 13, 2009 10:25:46 AM CST
Wasn't SJP that Paul from the Wonder Years?
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Well thats' what I heard.
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Is one GAY mother fucker...
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Dec 13, 2009 10:41:23 AM CST
2nd Clash of the Titans Trailer http://tinyurl.com/cpb87z
by jerry91748
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I just pissed myself laughing! Most excellent!
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i usually don't gush over my own work, but i'll admit i really hit it out of the park with this script, my collegues have told me it's a game changer
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That is what was missing from the first awesome film, a musical number, SATC is hilarious.
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This franchise allows them to pretty much print their own money. So, basically, saying no one cares is pretty ridicilous. I don't, but anyone with a uterus does.
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...do you AICN geeks have to continually feed the cliche that you're all sexually confused mouth breathers who hate women cause they scare you and hate gays because you're scared you are one. Oh...that's right. Its a cliche because its true...
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This belongs on some chick flick website.....None of us care about this crap. I'd rather see a piece on Gene Barry death, then this garbage... BOOOOOOOO to this site
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I think we can safely say this was the most embarrassingly stupid talkback of all time
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very embarrasing
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...that came up with this one?
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Why God, why?
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Dude, you owe me for a new monitor -- I sprayed orange juice all over mine reading your comments. Freaking hilarious, man, and your Photoshop images made me almost fall out of my chair.
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The CGI Kim Catrall looks like a cartoon with a facelift. No Leo = NO BOX OFFICE. This will be all glitz and no soul. And the plot is SOOO original: SHOP, SEX, TALK ABOUT SEX, SHOP, TALK ABOUT SHOPPING, SOMEONE GETS MARRIED AFTER MORE SEX AND SHOPPING, EVERYONE CRIES, THE END.
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Think I'll throw on some heels and fish nets and go mock the insecure men with small dicks.
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Why not? You know at least one of them has done it.
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I started coming here to get the latest sci-fi/cool news and reviews, but alas, after this "story", I do believe I have been frequenting the wrong site. Making matters even worse is the fact that celebrity blogs posted this "story" like 4 days ago.
Someone, please tell me a better site to start reading.
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The question is: are the dicks getting smaller, or is your vag getting more cavernous?
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looks retardedly epic. That Kraken sold me. Might be flawed but damn it will be good to see a new monster movie.
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As was the first movie, in which the message was: "It's perfectly fine for a man to abuse and humiliate you for years as long as he says "Sowwwy!" (for the 200th time) in a cute way at the end!" The women in this series disgust me, except maybe for Samantha.
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That looks fucking fantastic. And THAT is COOL NEWS. AICN won't be around in 5 years.
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Family Guy.
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Fuck AICN if this is all they can come up with, this is as not cool news as it gets.
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GTFO Darla!
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All told, the cast has so much cosmetic surgery that they're actually walking, breathing special effects! IN YOUR FACE, CAMERON!
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This thread needs a serious scrubbing with some anti-bacterial soap. Distgusting! Peace, fuckers.
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It wants the world to know it's got to let it show.
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I didn't know Seabiscuit was getting a sequel.
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and i dont think that aicn's majority of visitors are women,so these news dont belong here.but anyway,thats just my opinion.
oh,and Jesica Parker,like Jenifer Lopez,does indeed have a horseface,but she was very hot in that movie (and in the sex scene) with Bruce Willis.hm. -
but that was like 65-70 years ago.
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To stir negative, cheeky and sarcastic comments from the majority of the readers of this site, who aren't in the target demography of The Sex And The City?
Or is it to be assumed, that most of those snarky commenters are just dying to see some Carrie action? -
glad they used my add campaing (interesting note is that that was my original subtitle when i was brought on to write the script)
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Stop lying. You were only dildo operator #2 on set. Nothing more.
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Face it: your one-note schtick is over. Now, please: stand down.
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Fuck you for lying
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This movie will make billion of dolar!!!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Amirite?
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He has the audacity to call Indy 4 "abysmal," yet he actually admitted in writing to enjoying Sex and the fucking City?! What is this fag smoking?
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Sexy? That? She looks like a mummy painted by Tom Sawyer. I mean it. And I'm the supposed audience for this mindless fecal spill.
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...that this story was the top banner for the entire weekend.
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Rumor also has it that Aidan will have an appearance in the sequel and I'm glad. I'd like to see closure with him.
I think Carrie dumping him was not only her mistake, but cruelly done. Of ALL the guys Carrie had been with, Aidan was the nicest, most level-headed one and he genuinely loved her unconditionally. Well, the only condition being he wanted to have love back.
And unlike Big, he had no fear of commitment. He was my favorite of all her guys. I'm excited to see him again. -
Just the whole thing.....yuck
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I remember making fun of you for being a fag for the first one of these abysmal shit stains and now you're here trying to drag this thread into some realm of serious?
Has your doctor informed you that by the time you're 40 you'll need to wear a tampon up your ass to prevent leakage you card carrying member of the AIDS brigade?
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The broads who are into this "I'm not a hoe" bullshit at least know (and will show!) what they like. All the more easy prey for us.
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They aren't gonna bust a rhyme are they?
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Fact.
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why the fuck is this story posted on this site when i saw the headline. but then i saw that i had been beaten to the punch about A 100 times over so i probably didnt need to be said again, why beat a dead horse right? but you know waht i does need to be said again. WHY THE FUCK IS THI STORY ON THIS SITE! what the hell is wrong with you people. this story is as far from cool as my mouth from my dick.i just make that comparison cause umm i wish my mouth was closer to my dick. but thats not the point dam nit.stop posting stupid shit like this. good day
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For this site to decide not to cover this movie.
You'd make a lot of people really happy and anger no one. -
Read back over some of the things you're posting. There's funny and there's just plain, unmasked misogyny. Is that something you want to get really good at?
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and i have no prob with chick flicks,and there is no reason to be mean. this just isnt supposed to be the forum for movies like this and if its gonna be then its time for some of us to move on and the rest of youse to go pick out new curtains together
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I quit. Not visiting this site anymore. GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
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I am a woman and have no interest in this crap. It is bad enough you keep going on and on about that craptastic Twilight garbage. Now you are harping on Sex and the City.
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we will destroy this also.
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...play the opening credits of this.
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Instead of here?
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Dec 13, 2009 5:35:40 PM CST
Um, this is just a single article that will sink to the bottom..
by chakraborty
...and it's just a poster, not a weekly feature with some fugly girl with an annoying voice reading Variety and insulting our intelligence by assuming AICN will love it because she has big tits. Rallying against that was understandable....rallying against this is bizarre... Make fun of it, sure. It's ridiculous. But anger???
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All his post have removed that doubt forever. C'mon wanna be serial killer you can break into a funeral home and defile a corpse like you always wanted to. Or just admit you want cock. Seeing as you ARE nearly sixty your Mommy must have shipped over already. just admit it BOTTOM boi you want to catch the cock. FACT!!!!
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Dec 13, 2009 5:37:33 PM CST
I've also never seen a lot of the names in this talkback before.
by chakraborty
...so if you look at the people who say they're leaving and never coming back....my first question, and yours, will be...who the fuck are these people?
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So I could read this filthy thread ! Bwahahaha !
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oh .... wait.... that's not a CLash Of THe Titans poster?
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They need to do some damage control here.
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Soon to be roaming the moors, hairy-palmed, howling at the moon in search of new 'bitches' to kill, skin, cannibalize, behead and skullfuck. Or is he just a wistful dreamer?
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Dec 13, 2009 7:00:35 PM CST
YOU HATERS HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST BEING FABULOUS?!?!!?!?
by bringingsexyback
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Fuuuck em.'
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Don't quit your day job.
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Who cares really? Seriously.
Overly vain vulgar fur-wearing harpies. Not classy. -
To make more money then Avatar.
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http://bit.ly/8tcxFn - new Clash of the Titans trailer, new tagline and Kraken included and man, IT-IS-AWESOME.
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Out of the geeks who love film audience, into the housewives who have just discovered The Internets audience.
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any man who admits to liking that asinine Bullshit has no balls.
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Woot!!!!!
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Dec 13, 2009 9:35:31 PM CST
YOU HATERS DON'T LIKE MOVIES ABOUT ENDURING FRIENDSHIP?!??!!?
by bringingsexyback
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It's not like anyone else is waiting on them. Might as well make another one of those fagoriffic SATC things.
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Wish I wouldve saw it but glad it happened
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Because everyone LOVES tearing chick-flick garbage like SATC, Twilight, and the like to pieces.
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Don't worry, baby. You'll meet an unattractive to average woman someday who will tell you she loves you no matter how small you are. The fact of the matter is women run the game and the Sex in the City girls are the norm for the female population now. Why would I fuck a dork with a 4" cock when I can have it all. Darwinism is a bitch, ain't it?
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Sometimes they post shit to get the dogs riled up... and look how it's working! I support shit like this being posted on the site. Look at CTM's posts! Classic!
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...somehow, I never noticed this before, but someone with a good eye did. Apparently the kid playing Marty McFly's son at the end is a perv. Check this out: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80854160/
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Fuck Sex and the City, Myspace has HD footage of the thanator chase in Avatar.
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...on this perverted kid who played Doc's son, Verne...and there's not much there...apart from the fact that he's a huge fan of comic books and anime, LMAO. There's an AICN connection there, I'm sure of it.
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by "love" I mean smh. Hate twilight, but I'd rather watch that than this. Yuq. At least gossip girl has Blake Lively and Taylor Momsen. now that girl can dress! I've seen fingerless gloves before, but Taylor Momsen has these gloves where it's mostly just for her fingers and the rest of her hand. I'd rather buy those than manolo blaniks (spl?) I hope Mary Steenburgen (spl?) shoots sjp in that Morgans fliq, it might make it worthwhile.
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http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/6199/sexandthecity2.png
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You should change the title to "Hatching next Summer" Cause she's one dinosaur looking Mo'fo.
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"Hey Mr Big, you ride any horses that look like trannies that ferris bueller married so he don't look gay?" "DAY AIN'T OVER YET!" muhahahahahahah!!!!!!!
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I actually thought at first glance that it was an egg hatching, had to look again and see it was a "horse."
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nothing else matters
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shane would kick carrie's troll ass any day of the week.
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I love being surrounded by hungry cougar.
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how she even got the part...
The character is supposed to be young and attractive...
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They put Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
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He put his fingers in her mouth.
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Dec 14, 2009 4:22:48 AM CST
KIM CATTRALL'S PUSSY IS LIKE NORRIS' CHEST CAVITY IN THE THING!!
by tehcreepythinman
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Dec 14, 2009 4:29:21 AM CST
"WHY DO YOU EAT BRAINS?", SJP - "THE PAIN OF BEING DEAD"
by tehcreepythinman
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Dec 14, 2009 4:33:06 AM CST
WITH THE AMOUNT OF CUM THESE BITCHES INGEST ON THE SHOW....
by tehcreepythinman
They'll outlast the fucking universe.
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Dec 14, 2009 4:33:54 AM CST
SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS GOD'S ONLY MISTAKE!!!FACT!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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While pining for a date with the Elephant Man, who thinks he can do better, instead of starring in a shitty TV show about a quartet of cock crazed geriatric coffin dodgers.
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I know other people have asked... Is it film geek news? Comic book geek news? ....I don't know what this site is about anymore....
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raw material shit from the source!
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..there's nothing 'creepy' or vaguely scary about an unfunny thin cunt.
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Or just spawn a legion of reptilian monsters with a fondness for Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? Whatever you do, don't feed her cum after midnight!
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Dec 14, 2009 5:00:50 AM CST
SJP SITS ON THE CHESTS OF CHILDREN AND STEALS THEIR BREATH!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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so they wont get fat
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face = pussy
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Dec 14, 2009 5:12:08 AM CST
HEATHER GRAHAM SHOULD HAVE BEEN CAST AS CARRIE BRADSHAW!!!FACT!!
by tehcreepythinman
Let's see, cast one of the hottest women on the planet (circa 1997) who STILL looks stunning at 40 (Jan 20th next year) and gets naked A LOT or some abomination who’s only five years older and looks like she should be asking people questions to cross a bridge.
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its making me crazy. its terrible for a race to have half its people be such idiots when it comes to entertainment. its why porn exists
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Dec 14, 2009 5:19:14 AM CST
SJP'S SNATCH MELTS FACES LIKE THE ARK OF THE COVENANT!!!
by tehcreepythinman
DON'T LOOK MR. BIG, KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!!! Really, you'd need a welders mask to get your face near that shredded crevice of the damned.
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Dec 14, 2009 6:33:19 AM CST
SJP's next role is Rhea of the Coo's in JJ's Dark Tower
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Although she not there officially till movie 4, she will appear in Roland's flashbacks.... Man I can't wait to see the bit when the cat growls out her snatch.
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Dec 14, 2009 6:36:07 AM CST
SJP's snatch is like the closet at Poltergeists finale...
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
"Please! God! Help Me!"
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Dec 14, 2009 6:37:42 AM CST
SJP's snatch played a cameo as legion on Exorcist 3
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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Dec 14, 2009 6:40:47 AM CST
SJP's snatch still contains Boba Fett! True story...
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
It was written into her contract. She actually requested Boba Fett and Han Solo. Ford was keen on the idea but Lucas refused....
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Dec 14, 2009 6:49:06 AM CST
Kim Catralls asshole can hold 60 litres of fluid
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
and with her creampie grenade launcher-like sphincter reflex she is actually qualified as a fire safety device.
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Dec 14, 2009 6:50:54 AM CST
Kim Katrall's queef can kill a man at 40 paces...
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
it is, however, a breach of the Geneva convention...
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Dec 14, 2009 6:54:36 AM CST
SJP uses her nose for ballast when at sea.
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
When they get hungry Ferris just shovels the chum straight outta Kim Catrall's snatch
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Dec 14, 2009 6:56:26 AM CST
Vlad Tepes once impaled Kim Catrall INTAAOTM
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
she asked if he had any more spikes
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Sticking my tongue is a pigs asshole while it's having explosive diarrhea.
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Dec 14, 2009 7:00:28 AM CST
quantize, I'M AT WORK AND BORED SO EAT MY COCK DICKLESS!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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You underestimate the power of the dark side.
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Dec 14, 2009 7:04:46 AM CST
FUCKING SJP MUST BE LIKE JERKING OFF WITH SANDPAPER!!!
by tehcreepythinman
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none of this has been funny. maybe the horse saga of jokes up top but down here it's fucking weak guys. weak.
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I'm actually hopeing 'burgers' in it... i want to know where that fucker disapeared to. what was his story, huh?!!
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I'm just not feeling it anymore. I think I've done enough damage for the moment.
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So this girl you punched in the teeth after she sucked you off - did that really happen or is that just your fantasy version of events? What I'm saying is; are you a pencil-dicked, woman hating eunuch with genuine violent tendencies or just a pencil-dicked, woman hating eunuch?
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Dec 14, 2009 7:14:20 AM CST
BendersShinyAss...not even the Boba Fett one?
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
OH C'MON!
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Dec 14, 2009 7:24:55 AM CST
the funny will come naturally when movie opens legs wide
by dioxholsterreturns
so we can insert big jokes
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see, if you guys actually watched the show you might be able to make some real funny jokes, not this by the numbers obvious trash.the really funny thing is, this show has got so much tits and ars in it, fucking left right and centre, and it's stuff Kalifornication tried to copy. you guys are missing out. and I'll gladly sit in a cinema full of women watching fucking and looking at pussies of famous women and not feeling at all self conscious about myself being there - cause these women love it! and it gets em hot to, man.
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There ain't that much sex in it. The only "message" I can see in this show is that gay men make great pets.
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I would guess the latter.
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Well, seeing as how eunuchs have no dick, I don't see how a eunuch could have a pencil-dick. Do you not know what a eunuch is?
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Enjoy.
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If you don't like it why not turn the talkback into something akin to a play ground, oh wait...
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Apparently I didn't know what a eunuch was. As a long time AICN talkbacker...you would assume that would be part of my lexicon. Hrmmph!
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Dec 14, 2009 8:03:41 AM CST
and Chakraborty nails Laserbrain with a technicality
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
booyah!
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Dec 14, 2009 8:05:11 AM CST
booyah ,chakraborty nails himself and me
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
stupid is as stupid does I guess...
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We learned something new today. How many times can you claim that from a AICN talkback. But the next time someone uses eunuch to refer to someone who doesn't have a dick...we are sooooo gonna pwn that guy.
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He was walking, talking depression incarnate. Nice guy, yes, but has more issues than the National Geographic archives (or something like that). I do think my all-time fave is Steve.
And yes sir, it's easy to make fun of SATC but beneath all the cock there is a lot of heart. I think the first movie was a serious misfire on multiple fronts, but I still enjoyed seeing my girls again. I'm hoping the sequel showcases the men in a far better light.
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thats why i want to know where he went?? i mean, ol horse face was pretty white hot when he bailed. i was scared of her at that moment.
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That's my guess.
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yeah lick hers, but she aint licking yours!
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From the few episodes I've seen, this show does have alot of sex in it, and not just the main girls. The one episode I remember in particular is the neighbor across the street kept banging his girlfriend over and over and the girls were watching. Good stuff. Oh and Creepythindude, you can't watch the TBS version and think you know the show, because you don't.
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Dec 14, 2009 8:50:31 AM CST
REMEMBER MIRANDA AND CHARLOTTE TAKING THE HANDJOB CLASS?
by bringingsexyback
And the old man spooged on Miranda? LOL!!!!
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rotten egg buffet. best weat grass advertisment ever. i take no chances guys!
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They finally spoofed South Park and Sex and The City! Both in one episode! Finally Simpsons is as relevent as 2001!
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Dec 14, 2009 10:29:41 AM CST
BTW, there's a new Family Guy Star Wars DVD out this year.
by royston lodge
No no, I understand, a poster for Shite in the CIty is far more newsworthy..
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The ongoing story of four independent career-minded Manhattan women trying to get by in the world by impaling people with blunt greased poles through the anus and out the mouth.
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Now p-whipped husbands and boyfriends will have one in the bank for dragging their wives to Tron Legacy 6 months later!
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Fifty percent SUPER TROOPERS, fifty percent male-to-female gender reassignment surgery, one hundred percent shit. I'm not even going to get into SEX AND THE CITY itself - it's the deadest of horses to beat upon. That is simply one hell of an horrendous poster.I wonder if this one will break the four hour barrier, though...
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At least City fans are getting movies. Where's our Arrested Development movie? Or, hell, even another Firefly flick. If I was into this show, I'd be pumped. Just saying...
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That's just a generic drawing of a glamorous blond; it bears no similarity whatsoever to SJP -- after all, she looks like a foot and the poster gal doesn't, that's pretty damning.
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his photoshoped posters are fucking hilarious
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210120/
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Check out the poster for her comedy thing with Hugh Grant. She looks TERRIFYING. Not that I hold her looks against her; I'll watch Meryl Streep until she's just a patch of shriveled skin stretched over a pair of cheekbones, but SJP is boring and a crap actress and NOT funny or fun ever.
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I want to anally penetrate those old women
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or FUGLY, for short.
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Had to jump on the bandwagon. Sorry
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I don't know what's worse, that Hollywood thinks all women are superficial idiots or that women around the world buy into it. Fuck "Sex and the City" and fuck "Twilight," too. I know, how about a movie like "Silence of the Lambs" with an intelligent female lead who is completely independent, romantically unattached, and has an interaction with a male superior that turns out to be strictly professional?
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This is a seminal movie for women. An event film like Star Wars for us. Got no problem with that. The problem is in movies made for boys, you are served ideas and messages like, "trust your instincts", "Evil is the easier ellective over good but good is the more rewarding life", "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering". What's the overall "theme" of this franchise?: "It would be really cool to fuck all the hot guys in New York". Super. Jesus, women need a Michelle Obama biopic, like stat! Womens' Lib? Take one step forward, two steps back, please.
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Dec 14, 2009 3:20:20 PM CST
WHAT!? HATE SATC ALL YOU WANT BUT THAT POSTER IS FABULOUS!!
by bringingsexyback
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Only if she plays against type and plays a cutesy man eater who likes puppies though.
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Dec 14, 2009 4:05:53 PM CST
Easy to rub 1 off to 2 girls 1 cup... but I can't get it up for
by turketron_2
WHAT THE FUCK.
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WHAT THE FUCK
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...in that damned poster.
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just noticed something stupid.
There's a scene when Peter is on his Mo-ped when he is successfully attacked by Harry from behind.
HOW THE FUCK COULD HARRY HAVE DONE THAT WITHOUT PETER'S SPIDEY SENSE GOING OFF!? -
Colt19801980: "It's not misogyny so much as it's simply calling a spade a spade..." Uh huh. You just keep telling yourself that. seniorspeilbergio: "This is a seminal movie for women. An event film like Star Wars for us." It is? And here I thought Star Wars was my seminal movie. OH...wait....I'm a girl! D'oh! I forgot about that genetic predisposition to watch and love everything Hollywood gears towards me. Next thing you know I'll be shopping outside of those pink aisles in stores!
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You just gotta use what you got and WORK it.
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If you know what I mean.
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i would rather watch sex and the city 2 than sit through that shit-fest avatar. balleedat.
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You and I both know, you're the exception to the rule. Most girls I've met consider Star Wars to be for "nerds". And SITC is CLEARLY geared for women. Not men. True, Star Wars is universal but it IS the story of a boy becomming a man. Clearly.
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Yeah, I heard about that.
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More importantly, why do so many of you have something to say about this film? Studio people follow this site. This many posts implies interest... knock it off!!
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Is why this article is here in the first place. Web traffic. I have no problem with that. That's just good business.
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For the LOTR Blu Ray travesty and this bullshit here...
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and some stupid STD havin' whore narrating and bitching and moaning inconsequential bullshit for 3 hours
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I fucked Miranda's hubby then he gave her the crabs, so it's like I fucked her! Might as well go lesbo now ..."
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why the long face carrie
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Now that's a tag-line!
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cut your balls off now.
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