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NBC'S 'SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE' CELEBRATES THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH THREE BACK-TO-BACK SHOWS IN DECEMBER
UPCOMING SHOWS:
December 5 – Blake Lively/Rihanna
December 12 – Taylor Lautner/Bon Jovi
December 19 – James Franco/Muse
New York, NY – November 25, 2009 - "Saturday Night Live" rings in the holiday season with original shows on three consecutive weekends, beginning December 5 with Blake Lively and Rihanna both taking the stage in studio 8H for the first time.
Blake Lively currently stars in the feature film "The Private Lives of Pippa Lee" and the hit show, "Gossip Girl," and just finished filming "The Town," directed by Ben Affleck with a September 2010 release date. Blake achieved early success in 2005 with her role in the bestselling novel adapted to feature films, "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," and "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2."
Multi-platinum superstar Rihanna, who received countless awards and nominations, recently released her highly anticipated and critically acclaimed fourth studio album, 'Rated R,' with her singles, "Russian Roulette" and "Hard" featuring Jeezy already climbing the charts. One of her most notable singles, 'Umbrella,' off her third studio album, "Good Girl Gone Bad," dominated the U.S. pop, urban, and crossover Billboard charts in 2007.
"Twilight" and "New Moon" star Taylor Lautner will make his hosting debut December 12, with musical guest the Grammy Award-winning band Bon Jovi. "New Moon" made box office history with the biggest single opening day. Lautner can be seen next in the romantic comedy "Valentines Day," due out February 2010.
Bon Jovi is returning for their fifth appearance on SNL and will be performing songs from their latest #1 album, The Circle. Bon Jovi has set the standard for more than two decades as one of the most successful rock bands in the world. Globally, the Grammy Award-winning band has sold more than 120 million albums and performed more than 2,600 concerts in over 50 countries for more than 34 million fans.
On December 19, James Franco makes his second appearance as host of SNL, with musical guest British rock trio Muse. Franco recently completed production on Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman's "Howl" and is next set to star alongside Danny McBride and Natalie Portman in David Gordon Green's "Your Highness." Franco's metamorphosis into the title role of the TNT biopic "James Dean" earned him career-making reviews, as well as a Golden Globe for "Best Actor in a Motion Picture made for Television." Franco credits includes "Milk," "Pineapple Express," in which he was nominated for a Golden Globe, the "SpiderMan" trilogy and "In The Valley of Elah."
Muse released their fifth album, "The Resistance," on September 15th earning them their highest ever debut on the Billboard Top 200 album chart by bowing at No. 3. The debut single from the album, "Uprising," is currently Number One on the Alternative Radio chart and has been for the last 12 weeks. The band has headlined both Lollapalooza and Austin City Limits Music Festivals and sold out New York City's legendary Madison Square Garden and The Forum in Los Angeles. The band will tour the United States beginning February 2010.
"Saturday Night Live" is from SNL Studios in association with Broadway Video. The creator and executive producer is Lorne Michaels. Steve Higgins and Marci Klein are producers. Ken Aymong is supervising producer. Seth Meyers is head writer. Don Roy King directs.
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UPCOMING SHOWS:
December 5 – Blake Lively/Rihanna
December 12 – Taylor Lautner/Bon Jovi
December 19 – James Franco/Muse
New York, NY – November 25, 2009 - "Saturday Night Live" rings in the holiday season with original shows on three consecutive weekends, beginning December 5 with Blake Lively and Rihanna both taking the stage in studio 8H for the first time.
Blake Lively currently stars in the feature film "The Private Lives of Pippa Lee" and the hit show, "Gossip Girl," and just finished filming "The Town," directed by Ben Affleck with a September 2010 release date. Blake achieved early success in 2005 with her role in the bestselling novel adapted to feature films, "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," and "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2."
Multi-platinum superstar Rihanna, who received countless awards and nominations, recently released her highly anticipated and critically acclaimed fourth studio album, 'Rated R,' with her singles, "Russian Roulette" and "Hard" featuring Jeezy already climbing the charts. One of her most notable singles, 'Umbrella,' off her third studio album, "Good Girl Gone Bad," dominated the U.S. pop, urban, and crossover Billboard charts in 2007.
"Twilight" and "New Moon" star Taylor Lautner will make his hosting debut December 12, with musical guest the Grammy Award-winning band Bon Jovi. "New Moon" made box office history with the biggest single opening day. Lautner can be seen next in the romantic comedy "Valentines Day," due out February 2010.
Bon Jovi is returning for their fifth appearance on SNL and will be performing songs from their latest #1 album, The Circle. Bon Jovi has set the standard for more than two decades as one of the most successful rock bands in the world. Globally, the Grammy Award-winning band has sold more than 120 million albums and performed more than 2,600 concerts in over 50 countries for more than 34 million fans.
On December 19, James Franco makes his second appearance as host of SNL, with musical guest British rock trio Muse. Franco recently completed production on Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman's "Howl" and is next set to star alongside Danny McBride and Natalie Portman in David Gordon Green's "Your Highness." Franco's metamorphosis into the title role of the TNT biopic "James Dean" earned him career-making reviews, as well as a Golden Globe for "Best Actor in a Motion Picture made for Television." Franco credits includes "Milk," "Pineapple Express," in which he was nominated for a Golden Globe, the "SpiderMan" trilogy and "In The Valley of Elah."
Muse released their fifth album, "The Resistance," on September 15th earning them their highest ever debut on the Billboard Top 200 album chart by bowing at No. 3. The debut single from the album, "Uprising," is currently Number One on the Alternative Radio chart and has been for the last 12 weeks. The band has headlined both Lollapalooza and Austin City Limits Music Festivals and sold out New York City's legendary Madison Square Garden and The Forum in Los Angeles. The band will tour the United States beginning February 2010.
"Saturday Night Live" is from SNL Studios in association with Broadway Video. The creator and executive producer is Lorne Michaels. Steve Higgins and Marci Klein are producers. Ken Aymong is supervising producer. Seth Meyers is head writer. Don Roy King directs.
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and god, could snl end the decade with even less lamo music talent?
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was one of the funniest bits ive seen on SNL this decade. and it really sold me on the new guy, bobby moynahan(sp?). i look forward to him hosting again.
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Besides James Franco, I've never heard of these guys. Does that mean I'm out of touch, or is this further proof that SNL is pandering to the teenyboppers who only watch because they think Samberg is cute.
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Blake Lively is going to be a very good host. She was on Jimmy Fallon and was a very naturally funny and cool person, I thought.
Taylor Lautner is going to suck, I think. To me, he seems like just a body for the girls to fall for and nothing else.
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Who in the blue hell is Blake Lively? Or Taylor Lautner?? Jesus Christ Lorne, SNL AIN'T MTV, quit treating it like it is. You know shit's going downhill fast when they can't get recognizable people to host, replace quality talent with eye candy hacks, and KENAN FUCKING THOMPSON is your funniest cast member. What's up with that?
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Actually Sudeikis looks a bit like him. Get him to Play Bauer interrogating the Kief. Have him in full Lost Boy's makeup in a skit making fun of the Twilight shit. Give him a musical digital short with Andy. A sketch where he gets into a car wreck, and we get a cameo from Haysbert. Somehow work Hader's Alien sportscaster into a Body Snatcher sketch and have Kief recreate that infamous scene with his pops...
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...was a reference to that cgi edited Indy 4 trailer.
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...Being a twink monchichi dude cozying up to that NEW MOON cash wad, which is pretty much Lorne Michaels' entire excuse for breathing these days. I have NO FUCKING IDEA who or what a "Blake Lively" is, other than a desperately contrived name. I looked her up on Google and IMDB and both of them just gave me this dopey, confused look like I farted in the middle of the national anthem.
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that Blake Lively does a skit where she plays Kim Novak farting a bunch.....because that is comedy GOLD!!!!!
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Might as well poke some fun at what everyone already knows.
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I bet there will be a Sisterhood of Travelling Pants sketch.
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is what pairing Leif Garrett with Bill Haley & The Comets would've been like(think SNL circa 1977). No way in hell to bridge that generation gap.Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Muse have a song on(ahhhhhh, wait for it)the New Moon soundtrack? Hello? McFly? Slightly better match there.Fuckit. I've only watched SNL maybe 2-3 times since 2001 anyway.
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I know you are all lying. It's not like I am a fan of Blake Lively or Taylor Lautner, but if you frequent this site, I simply don't believe you're "uber hipster" comments that you don't even know who they are. Hipster Lying Fucking Douches. Whether you like Twilight or not, none of you are fortunate enough to escape its massive hold on our pop culture right now, and there is no way you've never heard the name Taylor Lautner, so stop trying to prove how awesomely uninformed you are to this hip new generation of douchebags. And Blake Lively..yes, she sucks. Yes, shes on tv and a few bad movies. Yes. shes wicked, wicked hot. And yes, you've heard of her, so stop pretending. you're all so fucking pathetic.
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Other than Bon Jovi, who were popular when I was a kid (Slippery When Wet was the first casette tape I ever bought), I have no idea who any of these people are. Maybe it's because I'm over 30, but it's probably because I'm not into teeny-bopper bullshit.
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Muse is OK, I've heard of them
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Maybe you fucking dickheads should try to remain somewhat relevant. I don't give a shit about Blake Lively, but at least I know who she is. "Gossip Girl" has been on TV for three years, and it has been a relative hit. I've never seen the show, but I'm aware enough that it exists. And Muse is one of the best bands working today. Better than that Coldplay circle-jerk. Their last album, "Black Holes and Revelations" was one of my favorite albums of 2006. So...my point is this: Our generation is becoming irrelevant. Either keep up or shut the fuck up because you're starting to sound like a bunch of grumpy old men.
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He would have been a much better season premiere host; NBC cost promotion; shoe-horn in Poehler. This will definitely happen by the end of the season, right? Fuck, give it to ANYBODY from Community. And speaking of such, why not have Chevy host again? Same spiel as above! This is really just common sense, so WHY are we getting these teen flavors (excluding Franco) pushed down our throats?
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Chevy was banned from hosting ever again after his last stint. Apparently he was a total douche to the cast. Even the normally pleasant Will Ferrell hated him. Get Joel McHale to host instead! Or that really hot little brunette Alison Brie.
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Dec 05, 2009 10:33:51 AM CST
Gossip Girl and fucking Twilight isn't relevant to anything...
by shermdawg
...but twelve year olds. So pardon us, and probably the majority of this show's audience never hearing of these people.
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Dec 05, 2009 10:55:52 AM CST
DanieKurland, I have the same sentiment about Will Arnett
by palooka_boy
especially since his wife was on the show, and still seems to keep coming back
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...believe it or not, but some of us don't watch shitty celebrity tabloid shows,or morning talk radio, who don't watch late night talk shows past the monologues/desk bits unless there's someone decent enough to warrant staying up, don't watch the massive shit hole that MTV has become, don't have children....or are lucky enough to not have children with bad taste, have little to no knowledge of Twilight other than seeing a few books on the shelves at the supermarket or a tv ad playing in the background. It may have made a hundred million or whatever it's opening weekend, but I'm pretty fucking sure the majority of people that contributed to that gross had to drag a teenager to it. Now, I'm not saying it's bad, I haven't seen it, or have even been exposed enough to know exactly what the fuck it is. Hell, I think the most I know about the new movie is there's shitty cg'd wolves and The King's been hawking Team Edward and Team Justin cups. THATS IT. So if we're "dickheads" "douches" and lol, "hipsters" for not knowing actors that aren't household names, so be it. I'm McHipster Douchedick. Also, bitch is on the CW. THE CW. You know damn well the only shows people around here bother to watch on that less than visible network are Smallville and Supernatural. And if that's being a "hipster", you crazy. Smallville sure as fuck ain't "hip". It's like the least "hip" teen drama ever.
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I don't watch any of those shows or read any of those magazines or watch MTV. At all. I don't even listen to the radio anymore (not even satellite). And yet I'm aware enough of my surroundings to know that Blake Lively exists and that Muse makes great fucking music. Face it. Our generation is fading fast. We're saying the exact same thing the generation before us was saying. "Who are these people?" Gossip Girl was pulling 2.2. million viewers in September. I wasn't one of them, but it's worth noticing. Granted, Tyler Lautner is at 15 minutes and counting...
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Fun?
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Seriously, I have never met a person that gave a flying flip about SNL musical guests. SNL fall is great cause I can get College Football scores during the musical guests. I wonder what would happen to ratings if they just killed this segment? You suck - to all SNL musical guests. I crack up seeing the talkbackers argue about the musical guests. You know why, it does not fit the format of the rest of the show. What the hell is a Lady GooGoo anyways. Is that a Baby Mama?
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Or Comedy Central cherry picked the reruns.
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Honestly, I'm not even being a smart ass. That would be one of the best episodes ever. Especially if they just played it all straight.
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i do...most pretty much hate the music they are forced to listen to
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Corporate synergy. Lively's there to hump the PIPPA LEE flick, a Screen Media Films picture that is distributed by Universal Pictures. Why was January Jones on? "Mad Men" was already done for the season -- she was there to promote Focus Features' PIRATE RADIO; Focus is owned by NBC/Universal. Every time you scratch your head and wonder why this or that person is hosting (remember that Michaels is literally a tool for NBC/Universal), go to IMDb and look up the host you're wondering about and I bet you'll find a current or upcoming connection to NBC/Universal (and soon to be Comcast).
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Nope. Not trying to be a "hipster". I'm just 30 years old. When I say I haven't heard of these people, it's not so much a point of pride as it is a statement of frustration that I'm no longer the youth market and the world has left me behind. So there.
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Thank you for your time.
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Dec 05, 2009 2:09:04 PM CST
I liked "Uprising" better when it was called "Personal Jesus."
by 3d-man
What a ripoff.
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Robert Downey Jr better fucking host before years end. He would kill back on the 'ol SNL stage.
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Seriously, that is a fantastic idea. I really don't hate SNL. Just very disappointed that they have so much talent and they don't channel it properly. I miss risky sketches and borderline making fun of other celebs. After the Tiger Woods incident this week you would think that they would be all over it. I doubt it. Too bad. A lot of wasted opportunities exist. SNL should now waste them.
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Dec 05, 2009 2:36:54 PM CST
If you haven't heard of the hosts stop watching SNL.
by flim springfield
It's a pop culture show, and if you don't know who Blake Lively or Taylor Lautner is, you're obviously not the target audience.
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who the fuck keeps buying bon jovi music?(i mean besides nic cage.)
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Hmmmm. Looks like SNL is closing out the month with a wimper. Looks the demo they're shooting for can't stay up late enough to watch Update. And this "of the decade" business is way past annoying. January, please get here soon.
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Yawn. I know the bar to host SNL isn't that high. They go for stunt casting or flavor of the month routinely. While they did let Dane Cook host, you would think Ansari would have a shot if they let that hack in the studio. But Ansari hasn't done shit. And he's not funny.
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I think my Twitter page gets better guests than SNL.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvRATrUBPAE
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Just kidding.
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I love that band.
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they paired those hosts and musical guests up perfectly. Blake Lively/Rihanna - I don't give a shit about either one.Taylor Lautner/Bon Jovi - Can't stand either one. James Franco/Muse - Love em both. In a totally non gay way of course. So I know which one of those three eps. I'll be watching.
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Oh thank god. If I see ONE more person seriously post that, as if he's the most clever douchebag on the planet, my head is going to explode Scanners-style.
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You know its gotta happen!!!!
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Maybe Avenue Q host, but hiding puppeteers for 90 minutes would be too tough.
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My step-daughter, who is 21, lives and dies by Gossip Girl and is one of those Twilight zombies, and I don't think she's ever seen SNL and could care less. Takes time away from the "drama" of being a 21 year old girl these days...
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In the past, A List celebrities fought over themselves to get a chance to host. Today, they get crappy hosts.
Blake Lively is on The CW for Christ Sakes. Gossip Girls is a big hit for CW standards, but if even an NBC series had its ratings it would be canceled.
Yeah, they got a Twighlight guy, but not the two biggest stars. And is SNL really going for the teenage girl demo anyway?
Franco is actually very funny and might end up being the best guest host in years, but the last thing he was in was Pineapple Express if you don't count General Hospital.
With the holiday movie season in full swing, you would think they might be able to get one of the bigger names from some of the movies coming out. Clooney, DeNero, Natalie Portman, Toby Maguire, Mark Walberg, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr. and Sarah Jessica Parker all have movies opening this month. You would think one of them would want to go on SNL to promote their movie if they thought it was worth it. -
Robert Downey did spend a year on the SNL stage and he sucked big time. He was an SNL regular (1985-1986) in the infamous "actor" cast season back in the 80s that included Anthony Michael Hall, Randy Quaid, and Joan Cusack.
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Muse is the shit. They're sick.
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But nooooo....
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...is because most people don't know his name.
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Blake Lively on the other hand?
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He came in to do a guest appearance on Weekend Update last year (which he failed miserably at. However, I do remember reading a quote from Will Ferrell calling Chevy Chase an asshole.
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could be Helen Hunt's daughter, with better boobs.
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Or was that just a time traveling younger version of Hunt?
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see above.
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Decades start with zeros, end with nines. Don't question VH1 logic.
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Fucking hell!!!
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I guess I forgot about Leelee in her fade to obscurity. Okay, maybe Blake Lively is like Helent Hunt's niece. With better boobs.
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I remember at the turn of the millenium this whole decade argument started to get some play. People who want the last year of the 80s to be 1990. Yeah that's gonna go far.
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...to learn who somebody is instead of pretending how bad the hosts are because you're too culturally out of touch to know who they are? Think highly of yourselves, don'tcha? Anyway. I couldn't keep reading all the negativity so I'll comment on the Muse thing. First, I hate them. Second, they have a song - or SONGS - on both Twilight soundtracks. And evidently the woman who wrote the books listened to them while doing so.
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Listen people...if you hope to get laid by say, a college girl or some "normal" female, it might pay to at least make yourself aware of the things they like. "Who are these people?" For fucks sake your old and hopeless. Oh and Helen Hunt couldn't lick Lively's rusty penny. Well I guess she could... I'ld pay to see it.
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O_o Mmmm...
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I like them, but they have the most annoying die-hard fanbase. I swear there's people out there that listen to Muse and talk about Muse and nothing else, when it comes to music.
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Y'know, the one that isn't Jenny Slate?
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My 10 year old white son does a better impression. He has gotten worse every show he does it.
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Whatever happened to attempting satire? Of all the stuff that happened in the last 3 weeks, they pick the "espionage reality couple"? And then they don't DO anything with it?
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Believe it. That ruled.
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There they are. God bless 'em.
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Remember the Rolling Stone cover with her licking the dick...I mean ice cream
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She good lookin'.
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The gate-crasher couple with fake mustaches and the one guy twirling an imaginary cane? That was fucking gold! This monologue? Now THAT is painful.
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Great minds think alike.
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Makes sense, there is that rumor that character sucks.
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It wasn't even good the first time. Gonna be a long night, I feel.
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Isn't this swine fever shit a redo
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My...good..god. She is built...too perfectly. Her and January Jones. Both painfully unfunny and painfully attractive.
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That ain't Justine Bateman!
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The actual Muppets are doing the exact same thing, only much better. It's like the writers turned on You Tube and said, "fuck it let's just do that."
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She looks like Felicity King from Avonlea.
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for vagina cream. That was gold.
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'What up wit That' skit in the next 2 weeks? Just when something funny is on it must be overdone.
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If only for Jason and Will.
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...THIS DECADE...outside Digital Shorts.
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My best friend and my girlfriend and I have been quoting and watching What Up Wit Dat over and over for the past two weeks. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at something SNL did. It's literally genius.
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for a clue on how to handle topical stories. This Tiger Woods sketch is just obvious and weak.
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I dunno, but damn, 24 minutes in and this is already the best show this season by far.
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Okay, that was awesome.
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Miss Lively sure isn't doing anything, but it is a good episode so far nonetheless. There might as well be no host so far.
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And Fergie.
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My johnson begs to differ about her doing nothing...
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Sax Man is a great skit/song off The Lonely Island where the Saxophone player is playing with Jack Black and he can't play a tune and has stage fright (and it's kind of a sexual metaphor that he's tired) so the Rihanna skit was the same, but it still totally worked because she's hot. nothing wrong with re-using a bit.
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But hey, they're funny accents.
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Dec 05, 2009 11:04:46 PM CST
"We're gonna bang, as soon as I get my CALZONE!" fucking gold
by tall_boy66
Genius.
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kickspit, another winner.
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Well played
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Check youtube for the 2009 Juggalo festival. It is clear they were making fun of their promo. Funny as shit man. The SNL writters are getting their ideas from buddyhead.com's gossip it seems. Oh well at least it's funny. Gunt, lol.
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...he want's his chainmail back.
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smart gal. good tune, actually. got some shredding in the background
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"It's all part of my..."
"Idiom, ma'am?"
"Yes! Idiom!"
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God he looks like Euro-trash doing Weekend Update. Also kudos to Keenen for actually doing a Tiger impression ( the key is to white it up ). He's getting better.
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O_O Thrill is wide awake!
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That was Britany Murphy? What movie? I just remember that line from the end of every single ad ever. Good impersonation anyway, I think the Fuck Chick has redeemed herself. Assuming Lorne doesn't fire her over X-Mas.
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Sweet fancy moses!
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Dec 05, 2009 11:30:13 PM CST
is this the second ghetto chick Blake Lively has played in 3 ski
by tall_boy66
Yah, I do not like this skit.
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check out this clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1NgJF7OImM
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MOTHER OF GOD.
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...and drove that bitch all the way back to the dealership. MOAR PLEEZE.
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Well, not better than La Revista Di La Television Con Vinny Vedecci, but still, this is a pretty darn good.
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Jason Sudeikis isn't fat enough to play PSH... but Samberg is doing a surprisingly good Keanu. "wha?"
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I'm a serious snl apologist but this season has been pretty bad. The Gordon-Leavitt episode had the only decent opening sketch all year, and that was because they skewered Obama's worthless China visit.
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Why not have Lauren Conrad or Heidi Spencer host? SNL is officially irrelevant.
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They should have had her in the ass-less leather pants from the Turn Back Time video...
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Just go with it, you know you want to be a total metal rock act. Just do it. It's perpetually on the fringes of her tunes.
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is now playing guitar in Rihanna's backup band, I see.
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UPS ads = Best sketches of the night. Altogether this episode was actually pretty good, especially considering the rest of this season.
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But Gerard Butler and this episode were pretty darn good. JGL was a decent ep.
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Taylor Swift was very close to God-tier.
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This is retarded. I love it.
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What the fuck is up with the sketch? Potato chips, NASA, and the Colonel? In what world does this make any sense or is funny?
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this sketch is so bizarre i can't help smiling
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FUCKING LOL.
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I don't know whether to laugh or barf
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Challenges "What's Up With That?" for the best sketch of the year.
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That was some fucked up final skit shit, I guess it was in there for the people who were nodding off. I loved it.
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Despite not knowing who this booty shaking, long legged, Felicity King-lookin' chick is. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go watch the booty go round and round in slo-mo...
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another "Son of a Vondruke" sketch where they had a rough sketch of a scene and would improv., but Lively being in it blew that idea. I liked it and it makes for a good last quarter hour sketch.
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Best of the year.
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<3 Blake Lively and this episode...was supposed to be my post title. The only weak sketch was the Virginiaca one.
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The Vondruke/Dr. Poop sketch is one of my all-time favorites. "I couldn't think of anything good..." and they all lose their shit. XD
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I was trying to say that I love Blake Lively and this episode.
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Everybody gets pitchforks!
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How in the holy fuck did that make it to air? That was beyond retarded...tonight was kind of meh except for the Underground Rock Festival and the UPS commercials.
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"...if you hope to get laid by say, a college girl or some "normal" female, it might pay to at least make yourself aware of the things they like. "Who are these people?" I'm assuming a guy who gets laid frequently told you this?
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Older people who don't know that they are old...and nerds. And my continued failure at posting properly.
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was good and the digital short.
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The guy seems to have a natural sense of humor. And he's dreamy. Oooooo! :)
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First it was Billy Dee, now Franco. How does GH get these people? Next Ian McKellam will show up.
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I loved that someone was finally mocking this a-hole, but I wish they'd have stomped his lady-wig wearing ass into the ground harder. By Crom, I vow that if I ever see that lady-wig wearing skunk, I will mule kick his spleen for those commercials. HATE THAT BASTARD!
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She's an actress who is on a semi-popular TV show than many people do not watch. So what? It's required that you know 100% who someone is to host the show? Hell, sometimes the less famous folks pull off a better show.
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First, a decade is a ten year period. In this site's case, it is one of the similarly-numbered-year decades, for example, "the 80s". If you prefer to call 1990 part of the 1980s, feel free. Just get ready for strange looks.This is NOT the "I'm smarter than you" end of the millennium thing. Stop trying to be smarter than everyone else!!
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She was a good host, very game and able and that's all you can really ask for. She's not that funny but as long as she tries, who cares. January Jones didn't even try.
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I guess there's a pothead demographic that tunes in only for the last five minutes.
As usual, we have to put up with another five minutes of Samberg's "a white guy rapping is FUNNY!" bullshit while Abby gets all of 45 seconds to do her killer/creepy Brittany Murphy impression. This show truly must be a fucking political nightmare behind the scenes. -
I bet that bastard wrote it, too. Loved it. Absolutley loved it. Those who didn't can lick the bile-ridden helgramites off of Rosie O'Donnell's soiled lower haunches.
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Sounds like a porn actress! "Blake Lively and Guy Rambone star in "Saturday Night... Alive!'"
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Gary Cherone was the singer in Extreme. Evidently, Nuno is in Rihanna's band for her 2010 tour. Good choice. He shreds.
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Hope she ends up being a good host.
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Yes, he was, but let's not gloss over the fact that he replaced Sammy Hagar in Van Halen. Archaeologists in the future will dig up one of those discarded VH III CDs and know that we all sucked.
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"I'm assuming a guy who gets laid frequently told you this?" Yeah, Wilt Chamberlain, Don Juan, and Bill Clinton told me all about it at our monthly summit on getting laid. Ya fuckin smart ass;)
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and is she planning on retaking the Holy Land from the Saracens? She does have nice tight shit shack on her.
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Nice tiger jokes and the Aretha in a bears mouth was laugh out loud funny.
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Look, I'm pushing fifty and have never seen "Gossip Girl" or read a TWILIGHT novel, but I know who Blake Lively and Taylor Lautner are. Why? Because I don't want to be that old guy in the office whose pop cultural references are all twenty years old. You know, the guy who gets blank looks when he keeps talking about how cool Steve McQueen is . . . .
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That means the rest of them will be god awful bad.
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i couldn't stop laughing, especially when Forte jumpede on the desk and was yelling. The combination of the southern accents and the fact it took place at Nasa just made it oddly weird and funny.odds are samberg and tacome wrote it. It would have worked even better as a digital short...i hope they return to it with different situations
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