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44 INCH CHEST trailer looks sooooo goooooood!!!
Hey folks, Harry here with a film centered around older men that isn't a ridiculously embarrassing bullshit like WILD HOGS or that current DOG SHIT movie with Travolta & Robin Williams. I don't know about you, but I like stories about men that are men and not sniveling emasculated simpering idiots, but the kind of guys that would do what these guys are doing in 44 INCH CHEST. You know, guys like me.
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...I will see this.
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is what i dont have...
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Remember, as we established back with GI Joe, a movie must be FUN to be any good. Seriously, though, this looks pretty good. Love me some Cockney Brit criminality.
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...movie over!
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...like Taratino's take on criminal underworlders who find out they goin on Springer... but I hate when people blame the 3rd person when clearly its the 2nd person fault (or twist-ending, the cheated on person's fault ie Forgettin Sarah Marshall lol)
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Is that shit ever going to get to DVD damnit?
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I fucking hope so!!
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Finally a movie that lets him be badass. This looks good.
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And kicking ass this time. Not to mention Al Swearengen.
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That looks awesome! Thank God someone is out there making stuff like this!
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My kind of pulp.
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Really Harry? I guess I missed your review for that film. Do you have a link to your review on this site..because I can't find it?
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?? Where??
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McShane was badass-ish in Hot Rod... now thats a criminally underrated movie
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Should be a bleep-bleepity-bleep-bleep-bleepin' good time.
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I thought Harry typically refrains from writing reviews for movies that he wants to shit on, outside of the occasional line or two. Something about it being a futile exercise, not to mention being bad for his soul. I'm just spit balling here though.
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...I noticed the ball landed on 18 red... for some reason 18/19 split and 33/34 split always work for me... Atlantic City here I come!
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Dec 03, 2009 12:59:21 PM CST
"...but I like stories about men that are men and not sniveling
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
So you don't like the Hollywood "girly men?" Nice!
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just watched "the proposition" this morning... love ray winstone. he could play any role he wants to and i'll be there.
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Nice to see Hurt in something good for once (as apposed to...fuck it, i can't even bring myself to say the title). Saw Harry Brown recently. Fucking great little movie.
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Dec 03, 2009 1:01:44 PM CST
Oh, God, Harry, your detractors are gonna eat you alive
by zombieheathledger
over that bit of braggadacio in your last statement (however tongue in cheek it may have been intended). They say shit anyway so what's the diff, but you're painting a big ole' target on your 44 Inch Chest with that kinda talk, lol. (Best don your asbestos flame-retardant underwear for the impending flames coming your way, Big Guy :)
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Ray Winstone was also in the afforementioned movie I can't bring myself to say. Fuck. I was just thinking about how i've liked pretty much every movie he's been. Ah well. Winstone was good in THAT MOVIE so I'll let him off.
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You do have a point there. Sure the movie looks like shit but for a "professional movie reviewer" to disparage it to a mass audience without having even seen it is very irresponsible.
I mean if you want us to, if not respect, even listen to your opinions on films you can't neg a film you haven't even seen just to be on the bandwagon. -
I think you meant to type criminally unfunny movie. McShane was good though.
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He kidnaps the guy, then what? There is nothing to indicate that something interesting happens after that. He goes gambling? He kills the guy? Sure there's gonna be a twist to who the kidnapped guy actually is, but they give nothing to make me look forward to finding out who he really is.
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underneath that plastic bag. Fuck 'im up good, Ray Ray.
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44 Inch Waist! Coming next summer!
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is worth the price of admission..
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Cast, looks great can't wait to see this.
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Haven't seen her in anything in forever, maybe since she last teamed up with John Hurt in Scandal.
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Why are the Brits better than us at this???
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Will be a Sexy Beast itself. Angelo Badalamenti & Massive Attack.
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I know you guys here can't post any articles now without bashing "Old Dogs"... but...
You're also the ones that LOVED the turds "You Don't Mess with the Zohan" and "Funny People".
So really... who are you to judge?
And no, I have not seen "Old Dogs" but I did enjoy "Wild Hogs" for being just a stupid goofy road picture. -
even that awful stunt biker movie.
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that awful sack of shit is probably worse than Old Dogs and Wild Hogs combined.
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Looks fantastic!
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. . . who looks damned fine in a speedo. Brown chicken, brown cow.
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Harry hasnt had a 44 inch chest since he was born...
Movie does look promising...
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Purring that line.."Now that's entertainment." Even McShane knew that was a trailer moment.
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was funny! all the pain he endured... the kick-punch montage... Andy Samberg can do no wrong... cept hostin a MTV Awards show... gosh that show sucked
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this looks like maybe a 'quirky character piece' and not so much a story i'd be interested in. they need more of the wife in the trailer too.
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i throw down that flick so often to people who have never heard of it and it usually blows thier mind. that fucking whipping scene was definately on par with Last Temptation. Mr.Winstone can do pissed off up there with the best of 'em
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Why? I'll tell you why. Because they don't worry that their audience is too stupid to figure things out, or too ADD to sit still through a movie that doesn't have explosions every five minutes. The rare movies that treat the audience like intelligent people are all dramas and indies, so no action movies/thrillers have any good plots and acting. Except the Dark Knight. Still don't know how they snuck that one by the suits.
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...is a guilty pleasure of mine. wait, that came out wrong...
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...they always do in these types of films; Guy gets fucked over by woman. Guy tries to get even with the other guy and woman. Guy gets even with the other guy. Guy gets outfoxed by the woman and/or discovers it was his fault the woman fucked him over and goes back to the woman ...who now has his balls in an even tighter vice. They don't make movies where the men AREN'T sniveling emasculated simpering idiots anymore, Harry. Sometimes they'll just give the men some scenes where they get to beat someone up. But, they'll always let the woman have the upperhand. European movies are even starting to follow this American Momma's Boy dynamic. Tis the time of the Everyone Loves Raymond leading male. Buckle up.
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Oh right, never. Because it looks good.
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...you are officially cool in yourSTEPDADDY's "AICN book of who may and may not be cool book"... still waitin on a publisher tho
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is pretty funny. Nothing groundbreaking but....funny.
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WOW, you sound like a plant...
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Please continue as you were.
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looks great and Sir ben kingsley is great. but the story goes to shit at the end. if any one can explain what is going on at the end of the movie. i would love to hear.
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That cock suckin' motherfucker
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fantastic film. one of the best of 2009.
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...With IAN FUCKING MCSHANE.
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Great cast too.
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Awesome trailer. And Joanne Whalley still looks goddamn superfine. Stellar to see you again, baby! Wanna go watch "The General" again now. God bless the Brits!
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We all know how great Old Dogs is. Mr.Beaks didn't rank it #2 of the decade for nothing.
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44-Inch Chest looks like someone rubbed Guy's Richie's Snatch all over Suicide Kings.
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...good call... but ya gotta throw in the Ocean movies in it somehow due to the casino scenes
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Walken's grim serious cowbell dilutes Guy's Snatch into that special Ocean flavor.
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It's really more the vibe from Guy's Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, but I thought that might sound dirty.
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in that opening freeze frame of Sexy Beast is seared into my eyes to this day.
But fuck was that an awesome British gangster film. This new film shows promise. -
in my years of reading this site--that NO film is as brain-rottingly bad or transcendentally good as this site will make them out to be.There is, as far as AICN is concerned, no such thing as a "mixed" review.
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...can't wait!
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If you wanted a movie about "guys like you" they'd have had to call it "88 inch chest." Ha! I kid. I kid because I love.
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John Hurt as a badass ALONE is worth the price of admission. Then pile on all those other guys and, well, the theatre will be overloaded with the sounds of multiple simultaneous geekgasms.
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My guess..738.
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Heh heh heh...
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ffs sake. Quit being such a jerk off site.
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Kingsley was fucking amazing in Sexy Beast.
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WTF.
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Try Nil by Mouth (dir: Gary Oldman) Brutal shit.
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Looks awesome.And what a Fucking Cast!
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Looks awesome.And what a Fucking Cast!
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I don't give a shit what people say. That movie was funny as hell. A HUGE part of that is due to Ian McShane being in it, because he's awesome in pretty much everything. This movie looks way fun. I gotta agree with Uga though. Where the fuck is Brendan Gleeson in this one??
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Man, I'm in !
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"no action movies/thrillers have any good plots and acting"....That has to be one of the most retarded statements i've heard in while. With moronic generalisations like that you should be working for a studio...
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Fucking awesome.
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Now that is one handsome cocksucker, if I do say so my fuckin' self.
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Whoa baby.
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Somebody needs to feed Wu's pigs...
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Show some balls, studios.
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Dec 03, 2009 8:05:21 PM CST
San Francisco cocksucker and Sweargin', got to meet, Wu.
by dr gregory house
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Killing a guy for fucking your wife seems a little disproportionate. A civilized man would simply fuck the other guy's wife. That's a win win.
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I dont care, Ill pay to go see this.
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Sounds like shit.
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hate when they are forced to be americanized... and sad that this cast beats out every american movie made this year
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Big tits, like a Russ Meyer flick. What with all the talk of men are men. I guess older guys are more your speed.
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It's about time Ian Mcshane got soemthing awesome!
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WILD HOGS and OLD DOGS are designed that way. It is for the mainstream audiance. Why Harry always compares two subjects of entirely different genres always fascinates me. I may not like OLD DOGS (from the trailer it's obvious it's not for me) but I understand perfectly well the reasoning for said film. Harry obviously doesn't.
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what a top notch cast. officially on my radar now.
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I'm all over this movie like wrinkles on its cast
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What would your moms think?
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...Dig the guy and the whole "haggard" thing he's got going on. Looks like the shot this movies day after Sexy Beast wrapped.
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Still looks good, but it also looks like Guy Richie's reinvision of The Crew.
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I'm glad you were here to tell us that the guy with a movie review site that thousands of people visit daily doesn't know what he is talking about. Thanks for that link to your site that shows that you know everything about everything. The reason he compared the two films is because they are both about things that old dudes do. You loopy fuckin' cunt.
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Ian McShane is a great actor. Deadwood was a great show. And Timothy Olyphant's new show "Justified" on Fx looks to be great.
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massacre.
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I was going to go with it, but decided on the Dolly Parton joke. Now I hate myself. Dammit.
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name 5 decently acted and well-thought out action/thrillers in the last ten years, (excluding TDK since I mentioned that).
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I'm gonna be laughing about that for days. Thanks.
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When Hulkamania runs wild over you, brother!
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In recent years that I can think of... I enjoyed both of them. As for well thought-out, I'm sure you can poke holes in either of them but with what movie can you not do that?
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With Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal when he had hair? Certainly not in the last 10 years.
As for Taken, let me bastardize a line from Quiz Show: "You are TEN TIMES the movie Taken is, Spartan! TEN TIMES! Ten times the plot, the twists, and ten times the script and acting!" -
Had me on the edge of my seat.
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Gladiator, X2, Spartan, Dark Knight...what am I missing?
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Dec 04, 2009 3:43:21 PM CST
Halle Berry wanted this movie to feel sooooo gooooood...
by mrmysteryguest
like in Monster's Balling, er, Ball!
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Caught this at the London Film Festival. By far the worst of nearly 30 films I saw there. Anyone looking forward to this movie can prepare themselves for a crushing disappointment. It is a pretentious, godawful failure on almost every level. Yet another tiresome entry in the luvvies-playing-'cockerney'-gangsters subgenre of British film. Makes the same writers' 'Sexy Beast' look like 'Citizen Kane' by comparison. Laugh out loud awful.
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It looks Great.
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Mark my words.
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Dec 05, 2009 5:29:13 PM CST
I hope there isn't some stupid "twist" like they've kidnapped th
by famouseccles
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Leonard Decaprio under the hood. I tried to pause it as the bag comes off but can't quite get it. Maybe IMDB will have it?
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