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Another AMITYVILLE Remake?? Really??

Published at:  Nov 27, 2009 11:49:53 AM CST


Merrick here...


Despite the fact that this concept was recently adapted/"remade" by Platinum Dunes back in 2005...

...Bloody Disgusting has learned that The Weinsteins are looking to remake THE AMITYVILLE HORROR concept yet again.

I just discovered that the Weinstein Company and Dimension Films are planning on remaking The Amityville Horror...again.
[EDIT]
Our sources also tell us that there just might be a director already in talks to develop the project.


...says BD HERE.

The first AMITYVILLE film was released in 1979...

...spawning two sequels (AMITYVILLE II: THE POSSESSION, AMITYVILLE 3-D). Both the '79 and '05 projects were built around THIS BOOK by Jay Anson.

While I agree with Bloody Disgusting that this project will probably not happen, the notion that The Powers That Be would even consider reducing the amount of time between remakes is most distressing. I mean...five years? Technically less if they've already been working on this long enough to have a director attached to it. Pretty lazy and uninventive no matter how you cut it.


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  • Nov 27, 2009 11:49:07 AM CST

    First

    by anyrandomhero

    This is shite

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  • Nov 27, 2009 11:52:40 AM CST

    wasn't this being worked on at the same time...

    by krod

    as the remake but plat. dunes beat them out the gate?

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  • Nov 27, 2009 11:53:04 AM CST

    they should set this

    by oriongods

  • Nov 27, 2009 11:57:26 AM CST

    no subject

    by vaden

    can't anyone think of an original idea??

    Reply to Talkback

  • Nov 27, 2009 11:57:54 AM CST

    can't anyone think of something original

    by vaden

  • Nov 27, 2009 11:57:56 AM CST

    can't anyone think of something original

    by vaden

  • Nov 27, 2009 12:00:18 PM CST

    In that Remake absolutely nothing happens

    by rene_belloq_12inch_figure

    Nobody gets killed, injured, scraped, or yelled at. They just run to the boat and leave.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:00:33 PM CST

    Fifth time's the charm?

    by solanine

    The original is really nothing spectacular. I'm fine with them trying until they get it right.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:08:52 PM CST

    Amityville: Amity-Harder or Die Free-est-er 4.0

    by peanutbutterslut

    Directed Peanut Butter

    Finally retired (he may be to old for this shit) detective Glover "Gibson" McClain decides to buy the well from the Movie 'The Ring' and build a backwood country cottage.

    Little does he know, Ryan Reynolds dies there after shooting "The Ring 17: Generic Bugalooo" in a mocap accident.

    Somehow Reynolds died while mocapping, so his ghost is in 3D! Detective Glover "Gibson" McCain (they call him gibs at the station) then has to find the laptop that mocapped Reynolds to death and use an A.V.A.T.A.R. to enter the laptops chipset and solve the mystery of the missing squirell.

    Little does he know, the ghost of Christmas past/present/and future respectively have engaged in an epci fucking battle vs the evil corporatins trying to "toooook ur juuubs".

    At the end of the movie we see Obama training to be a Zulu warrior with a mop stick in an obvious homage to the movie THE WATERMELON MAN.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:08:56 PM CST

    Poltergeist in a loony bin.

    by ultimarex

    The loonies see it first but no one believes them. Then people start disappearing. This thing is vicious and damn near unstoppable. The only one who seems to have any chance of stopping it is one of the worst loons who may or may not be full of shit. There ya go, free idea just send me a DVD of the finished movie.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:09:22 PM CST

    The stupidest part of this whole fiasco

    by gwai lo

    Is that "The Amityville Horror" is an utterly generic haunted house story. Even the original. Just make another utterly generic haunted house movie and don't call it The Amityville Horror. Boom, problem solved.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:09:23 PM CST

    The stupidest part of this whole fiasco

    by gwai lo

    Is that "The Amityville Horror" is an utterly generic haunted house story. Even the original. Just make another utterly generic haunted house movie and don't call it The Amityville Horror. Boom, problem solved.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:11:21 PM CST

    I'm gonna go get the papers.

    by hapapapa72

  • Nov 27, 2009 12:11:36 PM CST

    Get the papers.

    by hapapapa72

  • Nov 27, 2009 12:12:48 PM CST

    I'll watch it again...why not.

    by hapapapa72

    Maybe they can cast Elizabeth Mitchell as the wife this time. Mwroar.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:13:11 PM CST

    Plus...

    by ultimarex

    I'm available to write a first draft but that's for pay. Still, I'd be relatively cheap...

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:21:11 PM CST

    lets not forget

    by plasauce

    the whole amityville horror franchise is based around a book that was written by a couple of bullshitters. so its bad enough we as film lovers are bombarded with more and more remakes. but now remakes of stories that no one even believes happened.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:28:36 PM CST

    looooooove Ryan Reynolds, still didn't watch his version

    by meadowe

    Guess the beard kept can't blame it on his beard, because I watched blade 3 (never will I combine the holy word of trinity with that piece of $*&^). And the fact that I haven't heard too many rave reviews about it didn't help either.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:28:57 PM CST

    That remake was hilarious

    by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken

    I can't remember clearly but I think me and my friends couldn't stop laughing about something that happened during the breakfest scene in the movie...anyway it was laughably bad like the whole movie. Horror remakes suck. Seriously. The wicker man remake is the king of all bad remakes.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:29:43 PM CST

    There were 7 sequels...

    by qr37

    Not just two. Amityville 4: The Evil Escapes, The Amityville Curse, Amityville 1992: It's About Time, Amityville: A New Generation, and Amityville Dollhouse. Every one a classic.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:30:26 PM CST

    PA

    by imagin78

    Thank you Paranormal Activity.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Nov 27, 2009 12:35:06 PM CST

    HapaPapa72

    by left_nut

    Nice one :)

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:35:58 PM CST

    which one had the possessed lamp?

    by bouncy x

    i remember that one was a tv movie but yeah, i think its a lamp that was in the amytiville house's attic originaly or something. i think it would even glow everytime something evil happened.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:44:48 PM CST

    Peanut butter slut

    by pendergast

    I would watch that movie, without question

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:55:30 PM CST

    So, in this version I'm guessing a bunch of college kids

    by big jim

    on a lark go to spend the night in the house. The kids are never heard from again. However, their (damaged) hand-held video cameras are found and the reconstructed video is the film. Basically Paranormal Activity crossed with Blair Witch Project, with the Amityville Horror name-recognition.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 12:55:59 PM CST

    imagin78 nailed it

    by daggor

    They'll make this new remake - for $15,000! Then profits will roll in! Let's do Citizen Kane - for $15,000. Profits will just roll in! Let's make Star Wars - for $15,000! Profits... will... keep... rolling in!

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  • Nov 27, 2009 1:00:53 PM CST

    They did this a lot in the silent era...

    by rev_skarekroe

    ...remaking films only a few years after the last remake.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 1:06:04 PM CST

    The ghost of the shark from Amity!

    by the reluctant austinite

    Why not just reboot the "Jaws" franchise at the same time? Thirty years ago the Amity shark was blown to kingdom come, but now it's back from Hell and no longer limited to the water! One of Chief Brody's kids has married one of the Lutz's kids and they now have kids of their own. They move back to an old house in Amity (which as you may know means "friendship") becuase it's a deal they can't pass up. The windows on the front of the house are triangular and jaged (like shark's teeth!). The young daughter keeps seeing shark's fins in the front yard and some of the kids playing in the sandbox have disappeared. Only an old fisherman who lived through both the original haunting and the shark attacks believes her, and he's the only one who can help stop this ghost fish from Hell from swallowing the family whole!

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  • Nov 27, 2009 1:17:34 PM CST

    Reluctant Austinite, you're hired

    by chakraborty

    There must be a bathtub scene where the shark emerges from the bathtub and pulls the person down through the bathtub floor where they are submerged into supernatural ocean waters, where they flee from Jaws in the dark abyss, only to be eventually torn to shreds....and there must be a scene in the attic where they are hiding up there, but then the fin emerges and starts tearing through the floorboards. And a scene in the basement where the basement door locks, and it starts filling up with water, and eventually there's a fin.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 1:18:25 PM CST

    Oh Dear Sweet Jesus..no

    by chocolatejesusman

    Great this is giving me flashbacks of Margo Kidder doing ballet splits & james brolins "macho man" beard ...two things that were scarier than the amityville monster itself

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  • Nov 27, 2009 1:27:51 PM CST

    Like so many of these things, the devil's in the details.

    by royston lodge

    In theory, this could be a decent idea if they based a remake on one of the later books about the "true story", rather than the original sensational book. I'm thinking of books like this one:http://tinyurl.com/yfevfgx
    Or this one:
    http://tinyurl.com/yerhkwd
    Of course, "in theory" really means "don't hold your breath".

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  • Nov 27, 2009 1:31:37 PM CST

    I was scared by the book when I was 12

    by adelai niska

    but so far none of the movies have been any good. Time to let this concept go for at least 30 years. I think there should be a generational moratorium on Amityville, Hellraiser, Terminator, and any other property that made 3 bad movies in a row (in Terminator's case I'm counting the TV show).

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  • Nov 27, 2009 1:34:36 PM CST

    At first I was like "Jay Anson? POTSIE?"

    by countryboy

    But he was Anson Williams. I think.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 1:35:52 PM CST

    Meanwhile, what was the gap between HULKs?

    by countryboy

  • that there were SEVEN sequels made after the original. Eight if you count the shit remake. Merrick, do you bother to think at all about the shit that you post or do you just hope you get it right, realizing that after all... it is AICN. Quint and Beaks really should start their own site. Really.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 1:47:47 PM CST

    Three words...

    by otm shank

    Floating. Demonic. Pig.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 2:02:39 PM CST

    I say, start the remake of Avatar...

    by the dum guy

  • Nov 27, 2009 2:06:19 PM CST

    The possessed lamp

    by qr37

    terrorized Patty Duke in part 4: The Evil Escapes.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 2:07:52 PM CST

    with found footage of emo vampires!

    by alice133

    brilliant!

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  • Nov 27, 2009 2:07:57 PM CST

    yer mama: what was your' fave part of Old Dogs?

    by the dum guy

    I'm torn between the hilarious scene with Williams dressed up as royalty playing tea with his daughter, all while being a human puppet... or the part where he straps on a jet pack and flies to his kid's b-day party (reminded me of James Bond, but with Mork).

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  • Nov 27, 2009 2:15:46 PM CST

    The funniest part of the remake...

    by mr. profit

    Was how crazy jacked Ryan Reynolds was in the movie, yet he didn't have a home gym or they never even showed him exercise. And since it was supposedly set in the 70's, the whole gym thing was a luxury and not as widespread as now. Aside from that, the remake certainly wasn't bad. It was just OK. Best part is seeing Rachel Nichols be a bitch and then get locked in a closet with a ghost.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 2:47:58 PM CST

    HOLLYWOOD SUICIDE. IT'S ALL OVER.

    by ray gamma

    No more new ideas. Sorry folks. It's all over.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 3:04:10 PM CST

    I don't call it another remake i call it a correction

    by asimovlives

    Every movie that Michael Bay ever made, be as director or producer, should be corrected and made into movies that actually work and look like real movies. Every single one of his shit movies should be corrected by filmmmakers that actually know what they are doing, and with real talent, and to show to the masses and many geeks how those movies should had looked in the first place.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 3:08:14 PM CST

    Thanks Paranormal Activity

    by lockesbrokenleg

    More cheap ass horror movies in the pike. Audiences love them.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 3:09:58 PM CST

    Rachel Nichols correction

    by bouncy x

    she's wasn't a bitch, she was a hot bitch. i bet had that crap not happened, she woulda slept with the boy or least given him a babysit to remember. she just looked that naughty.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 3:19:49 PM CST

    In COOLER news Stephen King is writing sequel to THE SHINING

    by zombieheathledger

  • Nov 27, 2009 3:25:50 PM CST

    Only thing the remake proved...

    by dougmckenzie

    Was that Ryan Reynolds can wear a beard as well as Jimmy Brolin. Not a small task mind you.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 3:36:40 PM CST

    They DID remake it! PARANORMAL ACTIVITY!

    by spud mcspud

    And it was better. Than the original, which was great in its day, but fucking lame in an era where people mutilate each other for fun. I saw a picture of the woman whose face was ripped off by that angry chimp the other day... how is ANYTHING in an AMITYVILLE remake going to be more frightening than THAT?

    Well, unless Jody is a pig with really sharp claws, and then he attacks the babysitter...

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  • Nov 27, 2009 3:39:44 PM CST

    Yeah, that 2005 version is SOOOOOOOOOOO dated!

    by nasty in the pasty

    Honestly...what in blazes?!

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  • Nov 27, 2009 3:42:11 PM CST

    PARANORMAL ACTIVITY sucked so much ass

    by zombieheathledger

    The chick had nice tits, tho.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 3:44:49 PM CST

    As for the Ryan Reynolds remake...

    by spud mcspud

    I watched it in the same week I saw THE FOG remake. I nearly tore my own fucking eyes out that very weekend.

    I digress. The AMITYVILLE remake is only a success in that it has two great performances, from Melissa George (who is ALWAYS brilliant) and Ryan Reynolds (just entering his awesome performance period, discounting the twat he played in BLADE TRINITY). There's all this added bullshit about someone called Reverend Ketchup or some shit, at which point the whole fucking movie goes tits up and never comes back. I mean, we all know now the original story was bulshit (apart from the Ronald DeFeo murders, which really happened) and that they blew some bullshit out of all proportion in order to scare up the book and movie sales. Which backfired, if I remember rightly, and only Jay Anson got any bank out of it. And Jody was their youngest kid's name for her imaginary friend.

    Scared the shit out of me as a kid - and so did the sequel - but there's no fear there except the childhood fears (and that FANTASTICALLY eerie theme music) now. And even the name isn't the box office draw it once was. Make something new, you fucking Hollywood mutants, and stop fucking up the box office with this warmed-over slop of shit.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 3:46:39 PM CST

    She was a hot "Bitch"

    by mr. profit

    Her rack was the best part of the film. Coincidentally it was also the best part of GI Joe.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 4:00:36 PM CST

    I still think about movie about the conspiracy theories...

    by royston lodge

    ...could be cool. Explore some of the claims that all the supernatural stuff was invented to cover-up the true nature of the original murders, which according to some might even involve the mafia.
    Seriously, even if you didn't bother spending the money to license the "Amityville Horror" branding, and even if it isn't remotely true, a movie where the plot revolves around the mafia inventing a supernatural haunting hoax to cover up their own murder and mayhem could be really cool.
    One thing for sure, it's never been done. It would be an original idea for a movie.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 4:09:52 PM CST

    spud mcspud = Melissa George in disguise

    by vesuvio

    And by the way m'am, you're the worst actress ever.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 4:12:05 PM CST

    "He tortured Indians... ON MY LAND!!"

    by vesuvio

    Seriously, the "original" remake was one of the very few movies I had to fastforward to the end.
    Not because it was scary, but because it was a piece of pointless shit.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 4:14:18 PM CST

    Margot Kidder had some nice tis in her day

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Nov 27, 2009 4:14:51 PM CST

    Vesuvio

    by spud mcspud

    Fuck you! Just 'cos I wouldn't let you touch me on the set of DARK CITY, when you played third pervert on the right with the other extras... ;P

    Just watch her in TRIANGLE. Then tell me she can't act.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 4:33:55 PM CST

    Margot's tits were as frightening as she is

    by chakraborty

    Jagged banana tits, gonna poke somebody's eye out.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 4:34:06 PM CST

    The last Amityville remake...

    by docpazuzu

    ...was just as bad as The Fog remake, which makes them two of the worst horror movies of all time.

    If you've read the Amityville book and/or seen the original film, then the remake died on arrival about two minutes in when Ronny deFeo says "I love you, Jody" to his SISTER. Way to completely fuck up the coolest and creepiest part of the original story.

    Also, showing apparitions in mirrors and behind doors and shit which ONLY THE VIEWERS OF THE FILM can see:

    =horror FAIL.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 5:11:33 PM CST

    Dimensions doesnt have a lot of properties

    by thejudger

    http://www.imdb.com/company/co0019626/

    That's what they got. Would anyone care to see a remake of any of those films. What the Weinsteins should do is go through the last 20 years of the new york times best seller titles, Find out which ones have not been made into films or optioned, and move on from there. Enough with the remakes. I dont play video games anymore because there are more sequels out there, then there are original titles. Movie, well shit... I'm done with this remake trend. I really am. I wont see the new nightmare remake in theaters or DVD. I'll wait for it to come on Cable, so I can laugh at it and gripe about how fucking dumb it was to remake it.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 5:12:35 PM CST

    MEGAN FOX will be in it

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Bet your ass.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 5:18:41 PM CST

    What's next? Remaking movies that haven't even

    by requisitemonkey

    been released yet?

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  • Nov 27, 2009 5:23:29 PM CST

    RequisiteMonkey

    by lockesbrokenleg

    I think it's already happened.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 5:32:40 PM CST

    remake

    by oriongods

  • Nov 27, 2009 5:48:51 PM CST

    studios take a hint

    by harrylove

    people don't want remakes they want shakey cam and visually disorienting editing. get it through your heads!

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  • Nov 27, 2009 5:50:17 PM CST

    HarryLove

    by lockesbrokenleg

    The trouble with your argument is that studios force this low budget remake shit onto us because they need some smaller films to break even for their budgets.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 6:39:42 PM CST

    Remake Burn Hollywood Burn

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    An Alan Smithee film.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 6:55:46 PM CST

    set report: a movie is being remade simultaneously as it shoots

    by billboefett

    Time is catching up!

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  • Nov 27, 2009 7:07:19 PM CST

    I dug the last remake a lot

    by tall_boy66

    Ryan Renolds manhandling the kid and snarling, "We're having FUN, aren't we?!" and Rachel Nichols as the HOTTEST BABYSITTER EVER? That was sweet.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 7:22:20 PM CST

    The Weinsteins are the dumbest jews in Hollywood

    by allpowerfulwizardofoz

    and deserve to go bankrupt.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 8:40:12 PM CST

    The Hulk Remake

    by freebeer

    ow many years between that and Ang Lee's? Was that a record?

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  • Nov 27, 2009 8:49:40 PM CST

    How the fuck are the Weinsteins still around?

    by lockesbrokenleg

    FLOP AFTER FLOP! Yet, they keep coming back.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 9:08:18 PM CST

    Hollywood can't make em scary anymore

    by cgih8r

    I saw parts of the remake, like the babysitter in the closet scene, and the new one was so over the top and in your face with the gore that it was just hilarious. The original was much creepier, it got into your head without showing the gore or the ghost.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 9:24:24 PM CST

    with this day and age

    by damiz707

    you know it'll be a remake of the 3-D flick.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 9:40:15 PM CST

    As long as this means they can remake GI-JOE...

    by gozu

    I'm cool. Give it to Paul Greengrass or Pierre Morel.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 10:10:06 PM CST

    What was REALLY fucked-up about the '05 Amityville...

    by nasty in the pasty

    ...was that Mellisa George was, what, 29 in that? And she had a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD SON. See also Julia Stiles in the Omen remake and Kate Bosworth in Superman returns, Do the math, and all of these women would have gotten pregnant around age 17 or so. Whatever happened to actresses only playing mom roles when they hit their early 30's? Now you have actresses who still look 19 playing mommy to kids they must have conceived in a high school locker room.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 10:15:26 PM CST

    remake the 2nd one with the incest

    by darthblart

  • Nov 27, 2009 10:17:27 PM CST

    not to mention The Haunting in Connecticut

    by drmanhattansunit

    which was based on the same "true" story.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 10:54:19 PM CST

    Death Bed the Bed That Eats People....

    by drbrianoblivion

    ...HELLO!?...when are we getting this remake.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 10:59:18 PM CST

    Nasty in the Pasty, Melissa George

    by mattmanreturns

    Actually I thought she was the only thing right in the remake. But I see your point.

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  • Nov 27, 2009 11:11:00 PM CST

    Umm... how reliable is anything from Bloody Disgusting?

    by peterparkerrg

  • Nov 28, 2009 12:01:02 AM CST

    That 05' remake was terrible beyond words..

    by bigtuna

    What was in, 70 minutes long? And I was still bored. It felt like nothing happened.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:02:50 AM CST

    what's this about old dogs?

    by beyondthunderdome2girls1cupbillcosby

  • Nov 28, 2009 12:27:35 AM CST

    Two sequels? Um, a lot more than that

    by durendal

    I think there were eight Amityville movies or something to that effect. The first one was an excellent spooky flick. The second was shit. I saw the fourth, which was passable, but still pretty dumb. The remake was unnecessary schlock and not as good as the original. Fuck 'em.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:34:19 AM CST

    Watched Poltergeist on Blu last night

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    Fucking beautiful.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:35:55 AM CST

    Hollywood to Weinsteins: GEEEEEET OUUUUUUT!

    by tisketmaster

  • Nov 28, 2009 12:39:22 AM CST

    Amityville 3D fucked my eight year old eye balls

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    then it spun them around and raped my eyeballs in the ass, made them suck off some fella in a glory hole and then made them watch 2girls1cup in 3D!!!!!!!!

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:45:12 AM CST

    the brother/sister incest thing..

    by nolan bautista

    ..in Part 3 gave me a boner..

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:49:02 AM CST

    my mistake..

    by nolan bautista

    ..it was in Amityville 2:The Possesion..Diane Franklin played said boner-inducing hot sister

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:49:53 AM CST

    nolan bautista...dude?

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    some things are best kept to yourself, even with anonimity.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:50:58 AM CST

    but your right she was hot....

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    you got me...

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  • Nov 28, 2009 1:01:24 AM CST

    Weinstein's cashing in

    by player_two_has_entered_the_game

    on paranormal activity business. This sounds like Bob's idea. Ok it might make a little over the production cost, but seriously? a new remake? already? idiots.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 1:14:56 AM CST

    horror not cary for the same reason scifi is no longer interesti

    by murdermostfowl

    Someone else already said this here better... Directors think they can do anything they want now. They don't have to work to get the shot. They don't have to tell a deeper story. Subtlety and engaging the audience's imagination is dead.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 1:16:27 AM CST

    Fine with a Remake

    by thusspakespymunk

    Get the story right. I personally like seeing different creative minds approach the same story, even in rapid succession. I'd love to see an original, creative vision of THE AMITYVILLE HORROR. Book scared the sheeyaiiiiit out of me as a kid.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 1:19:22 AM CST

    Remakes of remakes of remakes...

    by wookie_weed

    Seriously, when the Weinstein's said they want to remake Akira Kurosawa's Seven Samurai, starring Zhang Ziyi, they lost all credibility. This is the icing on the No Credibility cake. It's their grand plan -- a factory that churns out remakes of remakes ad nauseum, like a Chinese sweatshop for Nike shoes.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 1:20:14 AM CST

    I think BD makes stuff up most of the time...

    by sonnyfern

    All these remakes they blabber on about never happen...

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  • Nov 28, 2009 1:20:16 AM CST

    I think BD makes stuff up most of the time...

    by sonnyfern

    All these remakes they blabber on about never happen...

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  • Nov 28, 2009 1:21:06 AM CST

    Oh yeah and Amityville 2: The Possession

    by sonnyfern

    AMAZING movie man. The scene where he goes on the rampage with the shotgun. Awesome stuff!

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  • Nov 28, 2009 1:26:56 AM CST

    Weinsteins, if you want to make a horror movie --

    by wookie_weed

    Just adapt Sarah Palin's book.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 2:38:16 AM CST

    Remake Paranormal Activity already geez!

    by spectrebeeyatch

    That's been out what a month or two? Remake it! This news is pathetic. They are out loud telling audiences "You are stupid" they are remaking remakes only a couple years old. Fuck these people.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 3:11:53 AM CST

    Tis The Season - Mutha Fuckas !!!!

    by grooveraider

    http://www.youtube.com/user/orangekittystudios

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  • Nov 28, 2009 4:57:50 AM CST

    Royston Lodge, how can you go on praising...

    by asimovlives

    ... the importance in details in a movie, and how they are efective in making a movie better, and yet you deliberatly forget and dismiss the inumeralble flaws found innsuch crap as STINO so you can still find "enjoyment" in it? Duide, if you think that god is in the details,adn details makes or breaks a movie, you have to use that FOR EVERY MOVIE. Even if that risks changing your mind about a movie that you happen to like, for the wrong reasons. Details matters. And movies are indeed made or broke by them. That is the point i have been making for a long time now. If you praise or damned a movie for the details, do it for EVERYONE.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 5:31:22 AM CST

    It's about time

    by carraway

    It was inevitable. The future of Hollywood has arrived.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 5:31:52 AM CST

    I'm sorry- who the fuck mentioned nerd trek?

    by lost jarv

    You goat molesting douchebag. It isn't relevant every time, you know.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 6:10:06 AM CST

    AsimovLives crowbars in Trek

    by player_two_has_entered_the_game

    That was very poor indeed. It's about time you were just ignored.
    Player Two has left the game

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  • Nov 28, 2009 6:13:31 AM CST

    Do a biopic of the creation of the story.

    by dingbatty

    How it was totally fabricated, and exploited the demon possession trend in 70's entertainment.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 6:36:31 AM CST

    The "Back To The Future" remake

    by ray gamma

    The "Back To The Future" remake is shooting in Spring 2010, with Zac Efron as Marty McFly.

    The remake of "Back To The Future II" is being shot first, in January 2010, with Max Records as Zac Efron.

    The remake of "Back To The Future III" is currently being shot on location in pioneer land in Kentucky 1785 with a young unknown actor Ezekiel J. Fox (great, great, great, great, great grandfather of actor Michael J. Fox) as Marty McFly.

    The plot of the new trilogy revolves around a time capsule left behind in the eighteenth century containing the entire script for the 1985 version of 'Back To The Future', which is unearthed by a farmer called Emmett Zemeckis and handed down to his great great grandson Robert.

    Unfortunately, the local bad guy, Biff Weinstein, is determined to steal the script and travel back in time on a souped-up time-travelling horse and cart, to the year 1685, in order to make the remake of the trilogy first.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 8:23:16 AM CST

    The "business" part of show business is killing the "show"

    by chakraborty

    Wakka wakka wakka.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 8:52:12 AM CST

    Is it in Ryan Reynold's contract that he be shirtless...

    by zombieheathledger

    in every single fucking movie he's in? What a douche.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 9:17:52 AM CST

    Why not do instant remakes?

    by offscauta

    Remake films with different actors immediately after making the original. Or even while you are shooting the original. That way you get better value for money out of the sets. Fuck it. Why not?

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  • Nov 28, 2009 9:35:50 AM CST

    Or they could do Lucas-esque special editions of films

    by chakraborty

    Re-release the old films but add CGI characters in the background or to change up the plot. Or replace some of the original characters with animated characters to make a Roger Rabbit version of the original. Die Hard starring Porky Pig. Lethal Weapon starring Mickey and Goofy.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 11:47:28 AM CST

    harvey and bob do not understand...

    by emeraldboy

    that were fired by disney. and with good reason. Weinsteins wanted to set up weinstein books. in direct competition to the house of mouse. when that happened they were shown the door.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:06:12 PM CST

    sheesh

    by spookybibz

    Why bother at all now that we know the story was a hoax? There are so many original scripts out there...

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:18:03 PM CST

    Still room for a good adaptation!!

    by venvariants

    Seriously, there hasn't been one that really followed the book, nor was a scary as the book...yet.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:24:31 PM CST

    Ryan Reynolds Shirtless

    by thusspakespymunk

    I don't know if it's in his contract, but thank fucking god he does it. Ryan Reynolds is serious hot man pieces.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:26:57 PM CST

    Ultimate - "Looney Poltergeist"

    by thusspakespymunk

    NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET PART 3: THE DREAM WARRIORS.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 12:51:06 PM CST

    ZombieHeathLedger

    by spud mcspud

    If I had abs like that, I'd never wear a shirt again. EVER...

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  • Nov 28, 2009 2:23:02 PM CST

    why bother if story is a hoax?

    by bouncy x

    well that doesn't stop people from making movies based on the bible so why should they?

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  • Nov 28, 2009 2:32:59 PM CST

    why bother if story is a hoax?

    by spud mcspud

    Well, I assume there aren't REALLY any secret giant robots beating the shit out of each other all over the world's landmarks, and that Megan Fox isn't REALLY desperate enough to want to fuck Shia LeBouef, but Michael Bay just can't be fucking stopped, so those fucking TFINO movies keep rolling out.

    I think it's the movies that AREN'T real that end up being the most entertaining. Weird, huh??

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  • Nov 28, 2009 2:33:29 PM CST

    Bouncy X

    by spud mcspud

    Burn in hell, you heathen scum!!

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  • Nov 28, 2009 3:05:40 PM CST

    Wow, shirtless Ryan Reynolds brings out the homos

    by zombieheathledger

    let your freak flags fly, gents!

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  • Nov 28, 2009 3:46:20 PM CST

    Ryan Reynolds the new ppor man's Matthew

    by lockesbrokenleg

    McConughey.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 4:18:04 PM CST

    Offscauta

    by pdennett316

    I was thinking kind of the same thing. I'd like to see 2 different directors take on the same script but use different actors, crew, effects houses etc.
    For example, have Michael Bay and Ridley Scott take on a horror script and see what they can do with the material. Release them on the same weekend and let the good times roll.
    As for this, the last remake was terrible and I've no doubt this one will be just as bad. Just do the story of the Defoe murders, put in a little wacky shit as he goes crazy, but have the focus be on the real horror of what he did.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 4:26:40 PM CST

    Michael Bey already took on horror

    by lockesbrokenleg

    He produced the new Friday the 13th. And Ridley Scott did Alien.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 4:49:03 PM CST

    Amityville Dollhouse

    by big bad clone

    There are already 9 fucking Amityville movies. It was even a fucking dollhouse in the 8th movie. Couldn't they just put it into space or the hood already?

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  • Nov 28, 2009 8:44:59 PM CST

    Do the Lutz's still get a big ol' check

    by crimson dynamo

  • Nov 28, 2009 10:35:31 PM CST

    the only thing worse

    by frank cotton

    than an obsessed STAR TREK lover is an obsessed STAR TREK hater...

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  • Nov 28, 2009 10:42:33 PM CST

    The absurdity continues...

    by majorfrontbum

    These remakes must be given the green light by people with Autism.
    No human being, capable of rational thought, would give shit projects like this, a second thought.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 11:10:36 PM CST

    A HAUNTING IN CONNETICUT!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Needs about 10 more remakes. Then, we can call it a day.

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  • Nov 28, 2009 11:30:20 PM CST

    WANT SOME REAL LOVECRAFT!

    by nippleeffect

    before I eff'in die

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  • Nov 28, 2009 11:35:01 PM CST

    Cast Jason Statham as the ghost

    by breotan

    And let Uwe Broll direct.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 12:07:57 AM CST

    REMAKE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE

    by beyondthunderdome2girls1cupbillcosby

    i wanna see major boobage and nightys, not some dopey family haunted by old man cruthers

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  • Nov 29, 2009 2:03:21 AM CST

    Why???????!

    by citizen sane

    The story is not very good nor is it scary and several years ago the authors of the book admitted that the whole story was a hoax. Put the damn thing to rest already.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 2:06:50 AM CST

    BTW...

    by citizen sane

    ... the Necronomicon is a hoax too. In fact Lovecraft wrote it with the intent of winning a bet that if he could write a whole book about unspeakable evil that it would start an ongoing hoax about the same. He won the bet.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 4:52:41 AM CST

    re: BTW

    by nippleeffect

    the Necronomicon is an example of a meme and as such it is an unspeakable evil

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  • Nov 29, 2009 6:14:13 AM CST

    NippleEffect.....BACK! SPAWN OF SATAN!

    by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks

    I want to kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is my pal......

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  • Nov 29, 2009 7:23:23 AM CST

    I FELL ASLEEP DURING THE RYAN REYNOLDS REMAKE

    by bringingsexyback

    I came so hard when I saw his naked chest, sweat dripping down to his abs, that I was spent for the next 7 hours.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 7:24:37 AM CST

    I WATCHED THE PROPOSAL 3X SO FAR

    by bringingsexyback

    and wished I were Sandra Bullock in the bathroom scene.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 10:29:25 AM CST

    The Amityville Horror II : The Levittown Terror

    by squashua

    You know you want it.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 12:40:10 PM CST

    what the fuck? we're doing remakes of remakes now?

    by the_crimson_king

    they wouldn't seriously do this....would they? the whole Amityville thing is a hoax anyway, just let this franchise DIE already

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  • Nov 29, 2009 12:48:12 PM CST

    AsimovLives, your obsession with Star Trek...

    by the_crimson_king

    is fucking SCARY! GET THE FUCK OVER IT! so you didn't like Star Trek, boo fucking hoo, life goes on, why do you think the world will end if you don't convert everyone to your hatred of Star Trek?

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  • Nov 29, 2009 2:09:19 PM CST

    The 79 version

    by jaka

    Was pretty damn frightening, back then at least. The 2005 version was a snoozer. Why can't somebody just come up with a haunted house idea and let people decide if it's "like Amityville" or not? Are the powers that be really so oblivious as to not understand that 9/10 of their audience is tired of this shit? I was done with the remake, reboot, prequel crap years ago. By the time I heard about the Karate Kid remake it had just become insulting. It's the NUMBER ONE REASON that I rarely pay to see a movie anymore.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 3:58:05 PM CST

    This reminds me of a story.

    by director stan arthur

    In September 1979, I was touring with a band called Free Fare and we were playing all over Long Island. We did a rock n' roll show in high schools. One Sunday night when we were sitting in our shit hole motel in Riverhead, I said, "Let's drive to Amityville and see if we can find the house". So we all hopped into the GMC stepvan and drove there. We headed down the main drag until we found a likely road and turned. We had no idea if we were even close. As we made our way, there was an inlet on our right and a row of houses on the left. I was looking across the water and saw a boat house on the water across the way. I looked up at the house behind it and saw those famous windows. We turned around and made our way to the right road on the other side of the little bay. I slowed down quite a bit as we approached the house. The sun was going down, but it was still fairly light outside. As we passed it, there was a shirtless man pushing a lawn mower in the front yard. We continued down the street to the next intersection, where there were two young boys riding bicycles. I stopped the van and slide the door open, saying, "hey guys, is that the house back there?". One of the boys said, "Yeah, that's it." I said, "What do you think about all the stories?", to which the boy replied, in a thick Long Island accent, "ehh.. it's all a buncha bullshit!" We had a good laugh, then looked around Amityville for something to do. We ended up at a movie theater, watching David Cronenberg's "The Brood". It was a good night.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 7:17:14 PM CST

    Remake AICN...

    by cheyne_stoking_dms

    this time with more sarcasm and less reliability.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 8:54:48 PM CST

    How original!

    by williamzabkarox

    So Chainsaw is being remade again and now Amityville too? Oh come on Hollywood...just go ahead and remake Paranormal Activity with a huge budget and CGI because we know you want to.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 9:30:20 PM CST

    Some remake Silent Hill

    by lockesbrokenleg

    This time with better acting.

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  • Nov 29, 2009 9:54:45 PM CST

    I'm with AsimovLives on his hatred of Trek

    by majorfrontbum

    It's lamentable to think that after all these years, they turned Trek into a commercial piece of sloth excrement. Trek survived all these years, without selling out and being commercial.
    Fuck you Abrams and your retarded, hand-held, shaky camera bullshit!
    And fuck remakes, remakes of remakes and reboots too - they're all pieces of shit!

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  • Nov 29, 2009 10:34:37 PM CST

    I remember seeing the remake

    by notoriousbettyrage

    And all I can recall is that Ryan Renyolds had a beard. I can't even think of another scene in the movie. If there's anything worse than a bad film it's a completely forgettable one.

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  • Nov 30, 2009 5:36:16 AM CST

    You are fucking kidding me. Mammaries.

    by sal_bando

    You are an IDIOT. Moron. You are OBSESSED w/ the Abrams Trek, ALMOST as much as you are by the back ends of Sheep, goats and choir boys. Stop the madness. Let it go. Turn off the DVD player. Roll up the Chris Pine Poster. Zip up the burlap bag pants. Jump in the Ebro. Thank you.

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  • Nov 30, 2009 2:07:59 PM CST

    debunked

    by avaturd

    I thought the first Amityville movie was good when i was a young lad. Now that the whole ghost story history of the house was confirmed as a hoax, what's the need? It's not even Scooby-do scary now.

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  • Nov 30, 2009 4:35:11 PM CST

    The_Crimson_King

    by asimovlives

    Consider this, this is a deal similiar with Trasnformers for me. All my fury is withn the first movies. The second ones, i'll not even give much of a fart about. But the first stupid dumbed down piece of shit movies of the shit saga that hacks like Bay and Jar Jar Abrams turned, they hurt.

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  • Nov 30, 2009 4:37:04 PM CST

    I say, remake all of Michael Bay's movies

    by asimovlives

    Remake them all and turn them into proper watchable movies where one doesn't need to low down their intelligence to the level of amoebas to enjoy them. Remake Michael Bay's movies. ALL OF THEM!! And this time, with proper directors making the movies.

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  • Nov 30, 2009 6:32:21 PM CST

    Dumb! Chronicle the real story!

    by zodnotgod

    I want to know why the Defeo murders, the family in the house before the Lutzes bought it, has not been accurately depicted? I've read several of the books and its a damn compelling tale, yet none of it involves ghosts or made up shit.
    The elder Defeo was a one mean prick. He forced his kid into addiction by bullying and beatings, was involved in the mob and was up to his eyes in debt with mobster money; which is how he bought the house in Long Island. His two elder children plotted to kill him and his wife, but the oldest girl was already nuts and killed the younger children, (one of them in a wheelchair) to eliminate witnesses, once they shot the parents.
    Why can't they adapt that instead?!
    The Lutzes have admitted, albeit, vaguely, that they made their stories up with their Lawyer and several bottles of wine.
    They took the money and ran. They only reason they never fully disppeared before they died was because they didn't become as rich as they were promised. Call it Karma, but all of those involved died, the lawyer, the author Jay Anson died at a young age, 50-ish, George and Kathy Lutz died in their 50's only two years apart.

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  • "Amityville II" sort of touched on it, but again, it went the stupid supernatural route, which was bullshit.
    However, the movie still has some excellent creep-out moments, especially when the oldest boy is being chased around the house by the ghost, with the camera as said ghost. Some stylish work done there. The little kids, bloody and shown in body bags still creeps me out.
    The rest of the sequels were as rotten as the remake and the remake idea.

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