Hey folks, Harry here with not a typical story. Yes, I know that Moriarty is no longer writing at AICN. And I know that he's gone in hiding under the alias of Drew McWeeny - which couldn't possibly be real. And you may notice on his Twitatar, that he's plucked bald. How did that happen? The man, willingly, walked into a screening of OLD DOGS.

Now I know. It is supposed to be our job to take bullets for you folks. I get that. But there isn't a force on this planet that could make me drive to a theater and sit through that movie. The trailer is bad enough. Well... I know you're not going to see it, but you know what films like this are good for? You can see what they do to ordinarily sane people. The first line of Moriarty's Review of OLD DOGS, written under an alias so you wouldn't think Moriarty would see a movie like this, is classic Mori... There is a part of me that while reading that review - I flashed upon Kirby Dick's OUTRAGE - and thought that perhaps Drew is a closeted lover of OLD DOGS... what do you think?