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Chris Weitz's NEW MOON Reward: He Gets To Remake BICYCLE THIEVES?

Beaks here...

First off, please join me in congratulating director Chris Weitz for guiding TWILIGHT: NEW MOON to an extraordinary $1 kalillion dollar opening this weekend. I've always heard he's a decent guy, so "Huzzah!" to a seemingly decent guy finding success in an industry populated by Rothman-wannabes.

Now that Weitz has done Summit Entertainment a solid, it looks like they're gonna do him one right back by financing THE GARDENER, a smallish father-son drama which he claims will be his homage to Vittorio De Sica's BICYCLE THIEVES. According to Variety, the film is about "a hard-working [Mexican] immigrant who lives in Los Angeles" and endeavors to protect his son. Earlier this week, Weitz told Moviemaker Magazine he believes the film, while small, will have "very grand" implications. I have no idea what he means by this, but if he somehow forces Summit to pony up for a new DVD of the Dardennes' LA PROMESSE, give the motherfucker a Thalberg.

THE GARDENER was written by Eric Eason, and is currently scheduled to begin principal photography in early 2010. Weitz will produce along with Summit's Griffin Mill.

By the way, if directing an almost-watchable TWILIGHT installment = your next movie on Summit, allow me to nominate Charles Burnett for BREAKING DAWN.

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sounds more like a remake of "The Pursuit of Happiness."
by Mike_D
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:09:06 AM
or "Strip Tease"
by Mike_D
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:10:05 AM
can't say I blame him
by The_Crimson_King
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:10:42 AM
I believe it's The Bicycle Thief
by iamnicksaicnsn
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:11:46 AM
Forth.....
by The Dum Guy
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:11:55 AM
Fuck this New Moon Crap
by darrenspool
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:12:47 AM
If Translated Correctly, It's...
by mrbeaks
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:16:55 AM
If Only...
by E_PRO
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:17:52 AM
why would one want to steal...
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:29:54 AM
New Moon
by HarryLove
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:05:49 AM
Screw that, let's see him in "Chuck and Buck 2"
by tonagan
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:08:54 AM
Nobody calls it Bicycle Thieves
by JuanSanchez
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:09:03 AM
Let ME congratulate Chris Weitz.....
by Hint_of_Smegma
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:30:36 AM
It took a lot of whoring and a lot of bad commercial films
by reflecto
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:32:43 AM
So sorry; I forgot to include...
by Rocco Curioso
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:33:14 AM
I eagerly await THE SUBTLE KNIFE BTW
by reflecto
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:33:54 AM
mrbeaks fail (again)
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:46:19 AM
Congrats to him.
by Deathpool
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:47:28 AM
In defense of Chris Weitz
by Dutch_boy
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:52:38 AM
I am curious..
by ascoyne
Nov 23rd, 2009
03:56:10 AM
The worst part of this Twilight success...
by Karl Childers
Nov 23rd, 2009
04:02:20 AM
I just saw Twilight,
by Holy Hell
Nov 23rd, 2009
04:11:34 AM
In defense of The Golden Compass
by criticalbliss
Nov 23rd, 2009
04:33:31 AM
Holy Hell--- you loved Twilight but hated Golden Compass???????
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
04:46:05 AM
The Golden Compass movie needed more mystery in the intro
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
04:54:05 AM
The Golden Compass is my fav book ever
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
04:58:38 AM
gonna have to give the golden compass books a go
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:21:50 AM
Catherine Breillat needs to do a redux of Twilight.
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:46:38 AM
And I'm not even kidding.
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:47:25 AM
so what do the main lovebirds in Twilight do together?
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:52:49 AM
i mean why didnt they put the sausage in the donut?
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
05:56:01 AM
Sure nice guys direct turds all the time..
by quantize
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:07:13 AM
New Moon is like a slap
by PTSDPete
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:07:37 AM
let me quote this guy...
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:09:26 AM
Ladri di biciclette
by Monkey Butler
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:35:04 AM
Dunno, but is Twilight payment for thousands-years
by PTSDPete
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:42:27 AM
Original is a great film
by bobjustbob
Nov 23rd, 2009
06:47:07 AM
Translation
by Cobbio
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:51:23 AM
Weitz and Golden Compass
by EddieBlake
Nov 23rd, 2009
07:52:05 AM
its 'The Bicycle Thief'
by jon pertwee
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:17:07 AM
Chris Weitz got to bang Heather Graham
by blackmantis
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:19:07 AM
If they do a literal remake..
by eustisclay
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:34:37 AM
Twilight should not be available in theatres
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:07:33 AM
Good for him. Eating your own vomit, holding your nose...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:17:45 AM
bicycle what?
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:18:49 AM
...and after GOLDEN COMPASS no one would have...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:20:12 AM
Yeah, it IS Bicycle Thief. You's Guys-es-es... Ez.
by Randfilms
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:20:18 AM
bicycle what?
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:20:24 AM
someone stole my bike once when i was a kid
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:23:16 AM
FlickaPoo---- if i was directing Golden Compass
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:28:39 AM
THIEF VS THIEVES (...morons)
by manifestchaos
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:35:51 AM
...yes, that was a tough nut to crack. They did a lot...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:41:04 AM
...manifestchaos...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:44:15 AM
its not too late it could still be a mini-series
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:45:05 AM
why is harry potter and Twilight became popular
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:46:43 AM
...it sort of has zombies.
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:47:06 AM
FlickaPoo
by manifestchaos
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:48:41 AM
The Subtle Knife shouldve been done this year
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:49:08 AM
DioxholsterReturns
by manifestchaos
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:50:36 AM
Beaks is right.
by Johnny Smith
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:50:40 AM
...my theory: TWILIGHT AND POTTER are comfort...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:51:47 AM
TBT is one of the most depressing movies of all time
by ZombieHeathLedger
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:54:29 AM
WHOA, dont go dissing Potter!
by Drsambeckett1984
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:55:22 AM
...well, POTTER is top notch macaroni and cheese...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:57:18 AM
Anyone else forget?
by CITIZENKANE
Nov 23rd, 2009
09:59:54 AM
FlickaPoo--- so true
by DioxholsterReturns
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:02:15 AM
...CITIZENKANE, we know...
by FlickaPoo
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:02:45 AM
Agreed "THIEVES" is correct, but...
by DarthCorleone
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:03:55 AM
Well, technically in TBT there is more than one bicycle thief
by ZombieHeathLedger
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:42:04 AM
What took it so long for Hollywood to...
by AsimovLives
Nov 23rd, 2009
10:45:26 AM
the Griffin Mill comment
by northbenson
Nov 23rd, 2009
11:39:14 AM
Has anyone considered Kristen's vagina?
by Star Hump
Nov 23rd, 2009
12:08:53 PM
Some should pick up the right to HIS DARK MATERIALS
by RequisiteMonkey
Nov 23rd, 2009
12:34:36 PM
holy shit my grammar is bad
by RequisiteMonkey
Nov 23rd, 2009
12:36:08 PM
Seriously - is that the pitch???
by hallmitchell
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:04:02 PM
I think this was one of Ang Lee's top 5 on rt
by Meadowe
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:20:33 PM
Talkbackers blame the director..
by emeraldboy
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:28:56 PM
re hdm..
by emeraldboy
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:29:43 PM
I loved the first American Pie
by SithMenace
Nov 23rd, 2009
01:56:03 PM
Regardless
by Subtitles_Off
Nov 23rd, 2009
02:21:55 PM
It's a job
by Down_In_Front
Nov 23rd, 2009
04:11:56 PM
Agreed
by Cobbio
Nov 23rd, 2009
08:28:23 PM
DAMMIT!
by irvingberlinalexanderputz
Nov 24th, 2009
01:06:23 AM
"The Bicycle Thieves" has already been remade
by Drunken Rage
Nov 24th, 2009
05:33:44 AM
LwFUPfw
by TmvEqK
Feb 11th, 2010
02:22:41 PM
CzlQWMe
by TmvEqK
Feb 11th, 2010
02:23:12 PM

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