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International Eye Candy: ROAD TRAIN, WAPAKMAN, Two From Dr. Boll, One From Billy Zane, And A Conversation With Clu Gulager!!!
International Eye Candy
November 19, 2009
I am afraid I must begin this edition of International Eye Candy with an apology. Last time out I promised no more lengthy lay-offs between columns, a promise that I immediately broke. What can I say ... the American Film Market happened right when I was supposed to write the last instalment and it just never quite happened. But things are back to normal now, no more interruptions forseen, and it’s time for our regular foray through the pages of Twitch for another edition of International Eye Candy! In this edition: A Nazi slasher! A manly salad! Giant robots! The new Kato digging up ancient artefacts! A possessed truck preying on a Twilight teen! Uwe Boll times two! And real life boxing champ Manny Pacquiao fighting a giant crab! Here we go!
What the hell, it’s TWILIGHT week, so let’s start there. Young Aussie actor Xavier Samuel has already been cast in the third instalment of the TWILIGHT Series but don’t hold that against him. He’s already turned a ton of heads as the lead in stellar Aussie horror picture THE LOVED ONES and he’s got another Aussie indie in post right now, this one the (possibly) possessed truck film ROAD TRAIN. Is it the truck itself that’s evil or is there something else going on? Check the promo to find out!
Click here for the ROAD TRAIN promo
From Australia we hop across the ocean to find duelling wizard film JEON WOO CHI. The latest from the director of blockbuster gambling hit TAZZA: THE HIGH ROLLERS, WOO CHI is the story of a rogueish wizard trapped in time by his peers who simply don’t want to deal with his antics anymore only to be resurrected in modern times to do battle with an ancient demon. With the talent involved this one will almost certainly be a big hit in its native country and the trailers so far look like an awful lot of fun.
Find the JEON WOO CHI trailer here
Are you ready for a two-pack of Uwe Boll? As is his norm, the prolific Doctor had a fistful of films presented at the American Film Market this year, two of which were boasting their first ever trailers. Up first is THE LAST STORM, a Biblical apocalypse film starring 90210 alum Luke Perry as some sort of wandering prophet / very bad man roaming the earth after the Rapture. Bad things are going to happen to the people left behind. Second? The much more serious minded DARFUR which – despite a bizarre b-level cast including Billy Zane, Edward Furlong, Kristanna Loken and Matt “Max Headroom” Frewer – actually looks to be a serious treatment of events in that part of the world.
Find the DARFUR trailer here and THE LAST STORM trailer here
And speaking of Billy Zane ... he was also prominently displayed at Ye Olde AFM as the star of low budget fantasy effort JOURNEY TO PROMETHEA. This is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever made, it’s director easily rivalling Ed Wood in terms of sheer incompetence. Zane is clearly aware of what a bad movie he’s in and just doesn’t give a damn. Someone give him his check so he can leave. All of which means that I absolutely LOVE this trailer. Love it. Love, love, love. If everyone watched it at least once a day the world would be a better place.
Billy Zane wants you to kill him! What is so hard about that?
And after that, now seems the appropriate time to introduce you to KANTHASWAMY – the chicken superhero film from India. It’s a Tamil picture, so Kollywood as opposed to Bollywood and every bit as daft as you’d expect a film about a chicken-man fighting crime to be. More strange superheroes later in the column.
Find the KANTHASWAMY trailer here
Oh, damn. Things are staying strange. Director Josef Fares shall demonstrate to you the manly way to make a salad in the trailer for his Swedish comedy FARSAN.
Click here for you salad-making lesson. Be prepared to strip down and grunt a lot.
Okay, enough of that stuff. We head now to the Czech Republic, where stellar character actor Karel Roden has landed a rare leading role in upcoming thriller THE EYE. A film that promises lots of atmosphere and intelligent scares all wrapped up in a very noir-tinged package, Jurgen Prochnow also stars in this one which I expect to be one of Europe’s finer genre offerings this coming year.
Find THE EYE trailer here
Anybody else out there horribly disappointed by the wasted opportunity that was THE MUMMY 3? I actually really like the first two MUMMY films and was hoping they could create a solid, Asia-centered adventure story with the third instalment but nope. It was just horrible, despite one hell of a scenery chewing performance from Anthony Wong in the villain role. But lucky for me Jay Chou is coming to rinse that bad taste out of my mouth with THE TREASURE HUNTER.
Wondering why Chou’s name sounds familiar? That’d be because he’s the hugely popular Taiwanese pop star turned actor who is also starring as Kato in the new GREEN HORNET film but first he’s out to give us a Chinese spin on the INDIANA JONES / NATIONAL TREASURE / MUMMY style action adventure film. The first full trailer for this one packs one hell of a punch with a load of fantastic imagery and a jaw dropping stunt involving a motorcycle and several horses.
Find the TREASURE HUNTER trailer here
POPSKULL director Adam Wingard has become a big favourite of mine in the past couple years – and a director clearly able to split an audience as the comments threads on Twitch when I write about him demonstrate – thanks to his ability to not just survive but thrive in lower-than-low budget environments. The guy’s just got a natural eye for things and the ability to tell a story through images that allows him to do a whole lot with hardly anything. Since POPSKULL Wingard has been directing music videos and shorts while preparing his next feature and his complete FORGOT MY MEDS trilogy has just been released online.
Watch the complete trilogy here
Enough with the quirky indies, it’s time for a giant robot PANIC ATTACK! Uruguay may not be known as a hotbed for animation and special effects but that’s going to change very soon if commercial director and effects man Federico Alvarez has anything to do with it. He has just posted his short film PANIC ATTACK online and it features enough giant robot stomping action to make Michael Bay blush. Eat your heart out, Neil Blomkamp, we’ve got another bona fide low budget effects wizard here.
And just as Uruguay hasn’t been known for producing special effects bonanzas over the years, Ireland hasn’t been known for producing ... well, all that much of anything, really, but certainly not much in the way of genre film. This may very well change with Brendan Muldowney’s SAVAGE. A hard edged revenge picture, SAVAGE tracks a photographer’s descent into obsession and paranoia and, finally, explosive violence, after being the victim of a mugging. Cold and hard, this one.
Find the SAVAGE promo here
Let’s bounce back to South America now, shall we? And while there we’ll take a look at Argentinian animated feature BOOGIE. Definitely not kid’s fare, this one, the story of an aging hitman on a bloody rampage to prove that he is still the best there is. Ultra violent, ultra bloody, sexually explicit by the looks of things, politically very incorrect this aint the sort of thing Pixar will be making any time soon.
Find the BOOGIE trailer here
The Nazis are Europe’s new boogeymen. Yes, they’re very old boogeymen, I know, but there is a sudden wave of Nazi themed horror pictures flowing out of Europe right now, films ranging from Xavier Gens’ FRONTIERE(S) to recent Norwegian effort DEAD SNOW. And now you can add upcoming Danish effort FINAL SOLUTION to the list. A full blooded slasher picture revolving around Nazis intercepting and killing Jews fleeing Denmark for the safer confines of Sweden during WWII, this one is still in production but the first teaser has arrived and is absolutely fantastic.
Find the FINAL SOLUTION here
The title of Richard Gale’s THE HORRIBLY SLOW MURDERER WITH THE EXTREMELY INEFFICIENT WEAPON says it all, really. The short film with the long name has been racking up awards all around the globe – including at Fantastic Fest – for better than a year now and the director has finally made the complete short available online. Hide your spoons.
Get killed (slowly) here.
Yuen Woo Ping is a martial arts legend for a reason and TRUE LEGEND – his first directorial effort in better than a decade – has made this column before for very good reason. And it’s back now thanks to a series of six character-based teasers, one for each of the major players. And if you’re wondering why things keep flying towards the screen, the answer is yes: the master is returning to directorial duties with China’s first 3D martial arts film. Sweet.
Find the teasers here
Okay, a bit of explanation is required here. In the central part of Canada there is a city called Winnipeg. It is the geographical center of North America, apparently. It is the home to Guy Maddin. It is also the home of not very much to do. And so, in Winnipeg, there is a group of young film makers who call themselves Astron 6 who occupy their time by making trailers for non-existent, 1980s, low budget, straight to video horror films. Their latest effort is THE FIREMAN. Fear his wrath.
The FIREMAN burns for you here
Sweden is on the comedy train right now and while there may not be any manly salads in Petra Revenue’s KARAOKE KING there does happen to be a middle aged, overweight, Elvis impersonating karaoke singer. And that’s pretty damn good, too.
Behold the power of the KARAOKE KING here
Because the world just doesn’t have enough gay zombie porn, Canuck director Bruce LaBruce (we grow ‘em strange here) has followed up his OTTO; OR, UP WITH DEAD PEOPLE with another sexually explicit zombie picture titled simply LA ZOMBIE. Adult film star Francois Sagat takes the lead here as the tuskiest zombie I’ve ever seen, chewing his way through the ugly underbelly of America’s tinsel town. The trailer is probably not something you want to watch with your mom around – though who really knows what she gets up to when nobody’s looking? – but it’s not nearly as explicit as you may fear.
Find the LA ZOMBIE trailer here
Okay, this one may very well be my favourite thing in the entire column this time out, so pay attention. Alan Tudyk stars in TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL, an upcoming horror comedy that remembers something that far too many horror comedies (hello, JENNIFER’S BODY!) seem to forget: To be a horror comedy you need to be both a) gruesome and b) funny. And this is both. Oh, yes. Yes it is. A hilarious inversion of the creepy hillbilly film, Tucker and Dale are likeable enough guys living simple enough lives in the hill country when they have the misfortune of coming across a group of vacationing college students from the big city who – mistakenly – believe that the two hicks are evil and must be destroyed. Problem is that the college kids are pretty much incompetent when it comes to destroying evil and so Tucker and Dale are left to watch, confused, as people they don’t know keep on killing themselves for reasons they don’t understand. Yes, please.
Find the TUCKER AND DALE promo here
Oi ... I shoulda put this one up with the weird stuff. I have no idea what THE LAST PICTURE SHOW’s Clu Galager was thinking when he agreed to do this but I’m glad he did.
I’m not even trying to explain, just watch.
Okay, back on track here with another dose of action, this one coming in the form of a new trailer for upcoming Hong Kong blockbuster BODYGUARDS AND ASSASSINS. Starring virtually everyone in Hong Kong, all of them shipped out to mainland China where they built a massive 1:1 scale standing replica of turn of the century Hong Kong, the film gives exactly what it says: Eight bodyguards trying to protect Dr Sun Yat-Sen – considered the founder of modern China – from eight assassins as he passes through the city. This current trailer is designed to show off the dramatic component of the film and scope of the imagery more than the fighting – the action trailer should follow later this week – and is very impressive stuff. And, yes, that’s Donnie Yen with his face beaten to a pulp.
Find the BODYGUARDS AND ASSASSINS here
And now to Japan for more fighting, this time with the martial arts employed in the destruction of a horde of bloodthirsty vampires. VOLCANO HIGH director Kim Tae-Gyun heads to Japan from his native Korea for this one, adapting popular manga series HIGANJIMA into a surprisingly bloody and vicious little number. I’ve had the chance to see this one early and other than some dodgy CGI in the finale it pretty much delivers exactly what you’d want from this sort of film. It’s basically the movie that BLOOD: THE LAST VAMPIRE should have been but wasn’t.
Find the HIGANJIMA trailer here
You do not mess with the nunchuk-wielding bun. Not if you know what’s good for you.
I told you not to mess with him!
And, finally, we end as promised with Filipino boxing champ Manny Pacquiao – less than a week out from his victory over Miguel Cotto – in super hero mode as WAPAKMAN. It’s the latest film from director Topel Lee and while the release may be delayed by Pacquiao’s announced intention to run for government office and a rule forbidding the release of films starring candidates in the lead up to an election, the first full trailer has arrived. Beware the lava man! Thrill to the ultrasonic breasts! Giggle like a little girl as Pacquiao engages a giant crab in hand to hand combat!
Find the WAPAKMAN trailer here
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Can Manny do no wrong?
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This is such a great short. I love it; every moment of it. A great homage while being terrifically original. Hope the director and writer get some work after this. Honestly the sfx shots look great. they get across the grandness of the comedy. More Hollywood comedies need to realize that sfx don't need to be taken so seriously.
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He's a cool guy.
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This is the only reason I come to this godforsaken site nowadays.
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Horrid.
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So fucking funny!
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One of those deadpan hilarious guys that are so rare in movies these days. Apparently he's a huge horror fan too. He's great in Freddy 2 and ROTLD--his frustrated character in the latter being particularly funny.
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is the SHIT. And It's reviewed by me here:
http://moonwolves.wordpress.com/2009/10/14/jarvs-schlock-vault-return-of-the-living-dead/
I've never done that before, and feel kind of dirty now. -
Try again:
Return of the living dead is the SHIT.
And It's reviewed by me here:
http://moonwolves.wordpress.co m/2009/10/14/jarvs-schlock-vau lt-return-of-the-living-dead/ I've never done that before, and feel kind of dirty now. -
Who'd have thunk it??
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Heh.
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I was waiting for some to show up in 2012, it woulda improved certainly-
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Why cant I think of genmius premises like that? lol
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Twilight. I hope everyone involved in those movies die in fucking plane crashes.
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...good review. Now you've got me thinking again about finally getting my ass in gear and creating a movie blog myself.
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*THAT* needs Giant, Robot, lions, too! Xiphos would agree.
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Ditto da Wolf. It's fun to read their screeds.
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But will he be in it enough to enjoy his don't-give-a-flying-fuck performance?
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He made a nice Snidely Whiplash in Titanic didn't he? Never saw the Phantom---
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Looking forward to seeing that one - have posted a link to the trailer on my FB account, so thats 250 more people gonna see it. Does it have a distribution deal?
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though they really shouldn't have shown so many of the kids dying.
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and let me just say that I just watched Once upon a time in the West, and I hate to admit I had never seen it for whatever reason...fucking brilliant. Fonda and Bronson fucking owned.
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and not fun.
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Long time no see.
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Yo Jarv. Werewolves site going along swimmingly?
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I think that's the first time I've ever schilled it.
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More killer vehicles movies please hollywood.
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Nov 19, 2009 7:06:47 AM CST
Taiwans Road Train remake involves an evil Tuk-Tuk
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
and some Taiwanese transexuals.
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...damn. No god, good or evil, could hate one place on earth this much. And if the universe random no single place on the planet could attract so much shitty luck. It's just statistically impossible.I don't get it.
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Even its indestructible digestive system could be Bollified.
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Looks like a good lot. Have to wait till home to view all these.
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They'll still make fun of him for his early movies, but once everyone gets to see RAMPAGE, things are going to change. I saw it at AFM - it's genuinely good.
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I think it might be time to pass the hat and get that guy some real work. Geez, that's hilarious. That movie looks awful!
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Wait they are suppossed to be serious? get the fuck out of here.
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What's up?
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Cool.
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Nov 19, 2009 11:03:58 AM CST
Hello All! Fred has a question for Twitch
by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar
Fred has a free moment. These movies look great! Fred would like to know how to obtain some of these movies - legally that is. Hee hee.
Fred has been trying for quite a while to find the last Ultra Man movie that came out a few months ago. -
Yes, the Black and Gold had a setback with Cincy, but Fred not fret.
It was special teams that once again did the Steelers in. Fred takes nothing away from a vastly improved Cincy team. That is a legit defense that will give the Steelers fits if they meet again in playoffs, but Fred believes Steelers are still the class of division. Time will tell. Condolences to Sal Bando, Toadkillerdog and Just Pillow Talk for their teams recent struggles. Fred knows that pain! -
Not everybody but quite a few. If you want to check it out: tinyurl.com/yf4q226
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Steelers run game stinks and that used to be the back bone of the black and gold.
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Anyone know if it's true that Batista the wrestler is the bad guy and Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls is in it?
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Fred has not see any slobbering mutant space bugs running rampant recently - good job! Hee hee! Steelers running game is actually very good - now that Rashard Mendenhall is the featured back. He is ripping off huge amounts of yardage -the problem is that the Steelers ran only 18 times vs 40 passes last week! Mendenhall had only 13 carries. It has been terrible play-calling from the O-coordinator this year. Fred think they are so intent on getting Ben to be recognized as a great QB - which he is, that they have abandoned the run. Parker is almost done, but Mendenhall has been killing teams. He put 155 on Broncos last week. But they have to commit to the run and have balance.
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...love Billy Zane's cowboy dance in Demon Knight? It's only about two seconds long but it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Cracks me up every time I see it. Endlessly rewindable.
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It appears, much like the Mets' season, the Jets' season is already over with. This seems like a recurring theme with my teams.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Y5ueBfZ1s
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That'll be the "WTF???" team to make it, following in the footsteps of the Cards.
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Nov 19, 2009 12:13:06 PM CST
If Bengals and Steelers play for AFC championship
by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar
Steelers should re-sign Kimo Von Oelhoffen - just to scare Palmer!
last time they met in playoff, Von Oelhoffeen accidentally rolled up on Palmers knee- His game was over! Fred think the psychological affects are still lingering! -
It was great! Start to finish! Only part Fred did not like was the Zhou Yu's wife handing herself over - that was a bit too melodramatic, but the action and story were truly outstanding.
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to Roethlisburger recognized as a great QB. Compotent yes great no.
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current QB's, I should say. But no, he is not great. That description should be reserved for HOFamer's, which Ben may end up being by the end of his career.
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I loved the first half.
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15-1 Rookie year. Superbowl win Second year. Superbowl win fifth year.
If game were on line in final two minutes there are only two QB's this year that Fred would put in front of Ben. Manning and Brees. Brady is doing well, but as the Giants and Jets proved, if you rush Brady hard - injury or no, he gets flustered. Brady needs time because he has no mobility.
Manning used to be the same way, but he has learned to overcome that - except when he plays the Steelers! Brees is the unknown. Fred has not seen enough of his games, but he is playing at very high level - like Kurt Warner, but with more mobility. Ben creates better than any QB in the game though. It is his greatest strength and weakness. Because he holds on to the ball longer - he takes more sacks. But he makes incredible plays - most of the time. He looked very bad in Cincy game though. But Fred gives him a mulligan! Hee hee See last years superbowl final drive 86 yards (including the penalty) for the TD with less than 2 min to go! -
no- it makes sense if you see the non-retard version that's split. Superb films.
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I've waited long enough...
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No doubt he had a very good rookie year, but he was not the reason they went 15-1. He just had to not lose games for them, which isn't really a jab against him since most rookies are asked to do that.He's had one great year passing, in '07 I think it was when he threw for over 30 TD's and very little interceptions. He was atrocious in his first superbowl, but pretty damn good in his second. Usually a QB has a shitty a superbowl as his first one, and they don't come away with a 'W'.
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With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon is top. I posted a link to this over at Moonwolves ages ago. It's hidden away in Burt Gummer's Rec Room somewhere...
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Fred: For asian stuff I go through YesAsia.com Good prices, a low threshold for free shipping, and they have shipping centers in the US, Canada and the UK so you never get dinged for customs charges. Most of this stuff isn't done yet, though, never mind being available to order.As to the Wapakman cast question, Dave Batista and Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls were both supposed to be in it originally but there were scheduling problems so it never ended up happening and both roles were filled with local actors.
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he's a trier, that one. Tunnel Rats was surprisingly half good. They've cut a decent trailer for Darfur; the other one looks a bit cack.
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He wins. Most teams would like to have a clone of that. In Denver, the early 6 week binge of great D and jest enough Orton has given way to a D being beaten and Orton's dink and dunk play-making causing great harm to fandome at large. Guys like Marshall, Stokely, Gaffney and Royal are NOT being used well and that can mean a rather lonnnnnnnnnnng second half. Plus we have to put up w/ Phil Simms Jr for a couple more weeks until Orton's Ankle is better. I suspect we may have a Jeff Garcia sighting soon if he's available. We'll see.
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No matter how bad of reviews he gets or how much he gets ripped into, he keeps plugging them out.
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Fred appreciates that! Gonna git Ultraman!
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But as much as I don't like the guy (admitted jealousy) I am going with Tom Brady as the better QB. There is something about him that just says "win".
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Fred would never imply that Ben deserved bulk of credit for those wins- especially as a rookie. He started out very shaky, but settled down very quickly, and in fact he won a few games. But it was the D that made the difference. That rookie year his best game was against the undefeated - at the time Patriots in the regular season. Of course, the Patriots returned the favor and broke Fred's heart in the championship. Fred still gets choked up over that. *Give Fred a moment* Why? By the great Steel Worker in the sky, why?!?!?! Ok, Fred is better now. Of course the next year they won the superbowl - and Ben was truly awful in that game, but he had carried them through regular season and the first three rounds of playoffs. Doing what no other team had done. Winning three playoff games on the road as the #5 seed then winning superbowl. Then came the accident year - best not to even speak of that. Then Tomlins first year, then last years Superbowl where he was amazing. This year he has his highest completion % and QB rating -although Fred is concerned they have gotten too far from ground game. Last years Defense was amazing with Harrison being unstoppable, but they still needed Ben to win the game at the end, and he did.
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Fred thinks P. Manning is the best as well. Brady is still great, but Giants exposed him to a large degree. Still, it is one thing to expose a weakness when you are facing a great defense like the Giants, and another thing for lesser D's to try and do the same thing. Fred willing to admit that Fred has a bias! Hee hee
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Fred did you have a different feed then I did? he didn't do bad that's for sure but amazing? I would have to disagree, the douchebag cards rolled over because they were pussys.
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Nov 19, 2009 7:16:29 PM CST
Fred had the Pittsburgh Steelers feed! Hee hee
by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar
The last drive 86 yards with 2 min or less to go, after Fitzgerald had seemingly won the game and broken the hearts of billions of Stillerz fans across the galaxy. Needing a touchdown to win. And he goes to work. The Cards Defense was much better than advertised, but that last drive showed Ben's greatness. Fred understands Xiphos's anger at losing the Superbowl, so Fred will not gloat -much. Hee hee
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Since some of the other geeks brought up football I had to chime in. I have been a lifelong Saints fan and i've put up with some dumb ass quarterbacks (Ditka brought in some real loosers and Arron Brooks is the devil) so I think Brees is the greatest thing to come out NO since the Hustler club.
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The best thing TO COME TO NEW ORLEANS SINCE THE HUSTLER CLUB. I'm sorry but I got excited. Who Dat!!!!
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Sweet! Thanks for the link, man. I had no idea you guys started a new site. (And I just saw/realized Jarv's link from earlier today.) I'll definitely take a look around.
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...Fred speaks the truth! Preach on my Blitzburgh brother!
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got the defensive coordinator fired for playing prevent as in preventing a victory and it all rest on the now out of the league sholders Aaron Francisco. If that cocknocker had just let whats his face score then Larry fitzgerald(the only person other then steve breston on the offense who wasn't useless) would have had over three minuts to drive on the cotton candy like defense of steelers in the second half.
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I root for'em, as they've been the football equivalent to the Cleveland Indians of the 70's-early 90's. Just BAD in all ways facets and forms. You need to go back to the Neil Lomax years to even Think playoffs other than the one year Jake da Snake mirage in '98.
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He still needs to legitimize himself by getting to a Superbowl or playing extremely well deep into the playoffs. If ever there was a year....
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Nov 20, 2009 6:22:26 AM CST
Xi is totally right, that's why D-coordinator got bagged
by just pillow talk
Cards playing better D this year, but only time will tell. They still wouldn't be able to beat the Saints since they can't run the ball down their throats. That'll be the Aint's downfall: horrid run defense against teams that can run the ball.
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And I have to say that I prefer Alien over Aliens. It still drives me crazy that Ripley's arm doesn't snap off at the end when she's wrapped one arm around the ladder and the fucking queen is hanging on her foot. Fuck, shouldn't her leg have popped out or something?
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One of the best and underrated Horror films in history. Sure some of it was dark comedy with memorable lines;"watch your mouth or you're out of a job"! "This way you stupid honky" "Tina, if you love me, you'll let me eat your...BRAINS"!! The first flick to have fast Zombies accompanied by a cool soundtrack. Clu was one of the favs that stood out along with james karen (the pathmark guy) and Miguel..what's his name..(Long haired black punkrocker.) not even QT's dusk till dawn can compete with ROTLD.The first one since the following sequels suck donkey dick! is this shit out on Blu ray?
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The Cards are starting to get a glimmer of a run game with Beanie Wells.
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Do you have a list of...Top Ten Giant Robot Movies?Does IRON GIANT make the cut?
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Haven't seen 'hide nor hair' of the dog lately. Anyone?Same goes for D.Vader.
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If they get some sort of running game, they could surprise again.
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And really, how many giant robot movies are there? The shitformer flicks, Shit Captain, Iron Giant...did T4 have a giant robot in it?
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as a giant robot?
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Vader said he got the ban hammer dropped on him.
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Looks like you delayed too long.The CoC have relocated.
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Don't know if he qualifies as a Giant, but he's always been pretty BIG in my book, and I'm pretty sure in TKD's too!
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1: Big Robots Hitting Each Other I 2: Big Robots Hitting Each Other Too (AKA 'One More Time' or 'Repeatedly') 3: 'Voyage to Space' AKA Johnny Sokko season One mashup (you gotta see Beatnik Man) 4: Iron Giant (prob. ahead of the other ones in actual plotting and brainstem ability) 5: Jurassic_Kong (the Big Monkey's proven to be a robot). 6: Red Baron (70's Japanese version of Johnny Sokko-the chest-missiles are to die for) 7: Giant Robot from '91-anime w/ Big Fire as the baddies-very fun 8: Sky Crapton (gotta like the robots) 9: The Terminators (cop-out I know, the second one is the one you want) and 10: (this one is for Xiphos) Cloverfield--those Giant Robot Lions eating up half of Newark make the movie. At least for me- Honorable mention for 'Bill and Ted's Tronic Matrix Adventure' and 'Purple Rain'.
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of popping the DVD of Sky Captain in. Definitely Galaxy Quest and Sky Captain this weekend.
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