Greetings! ScoreKeeper here swimming through legions of screaming Beatles fans to announce a contest headed to the toppermost of the poppermost. It may even be more popular than Jesus!

You may recall last month I penned a review of THE BEATLES: REMASTERED (Stereo) box set where I waxed poetic my opinions and reactions to each of the fourteen newly remastered Beatles albums. Well, I'm pleased to announce the good folks at Apple Corps Ltd. and EMI Music in conjunction with LBI Special Ops Media, would like to give away an entire set of all fourteen remastered albums to one worthy Ain't It Cool reader.

So what form of insanity are you required to subject yourself to in order to acquire this magnificent prize?

Listen to the audio clip below. It features a tiny slice of audio from fifteen different Beatles songs butt-spliced together into an eleven-second clip. Your task is to correctly name, in order, the fifteen Beatles songs featured in the clip. The person who correctly names all fifteen songs will be the winner. If more than one person names all fifteen songs, in order, their names will be entered into a drawing and the ultimate winner chosen randomly from the lot. If no one correctly names the fifteen Beatles songs then it will revert to the person with the highest number correct. Once again, if there are more than one entry with the highest number correct, then those entries will enter a drawing and the ultimate winner chosen randomly from the lot.

Here is the clip:

Email me at scorekeeper@aintitcool.com with the subject: I KNOW MY BEATLES! Include your full name, mailing address, a valid email address, and the correct names of the fifteen songs in order of their placement as presented in the audio clip.

The deadline to submit your entry will be Tuesday, December 1st, 2009, at 11:59PM EST. Only one entry per person please. International entries accepted. Duplicates will be discarded.

The winner will receive one each of the fourteen, individually sealed, Beatles albums remastered in stereo (it will not be the packaged box set as shown in the picture above) courtesy of EMI Music. Currently the fetching price for the entire set is close to $200.00.

Think you know your Beatles tunes? Prove it and win this set!

Good luck and goog goog g'joob!

ScoreKeeper!!!