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Here's A Blueish Pic Of Zoe's AVATAR Character!!
Merrick here...
USA Today has a pice about upcoming Holiday movies; they have a new AVATAR image to go with it. This is of Zoe Saldana's character Neytiri.
The pic originates HERE.
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You big blue slutbag!!!
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Nov 17, 2009 11:51:00 AM CST
Wow, after the countless trailers and clips for this movie...
by fart_master_flex
I would have never imagined this is what she would have looked like. Blue AND braided hair?
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Your review of the movie back in May was excellent. I'm curious to know your take on the home video.
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...or whatever.Smurfette's too.Smurfette probably has some scorching STD's though.
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Is it weird that I'm more attracted to her Na'vi character than to the actual actress herself?
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Masturbate away.
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are pictures of main characters from this movie still news?
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bestiality if I felt like giving her the mansausage?
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for a new picture of a character we've seen several minutes of live-action 1080p of
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pass
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Hit it.
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This would have been news, like a year ago, jesus.
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...which would be the first chance the public at large would have a chance to see such a thing outside of the Avatar day push, plus, a new (really new, and not just re-posted weeks later) featurette, containing new footage, courtesy of the usual go-to-source for Avatar gubbins and ever so slightly creepy guy over at MarketSaw...
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general audiences are going to respond to the design of the Navi'i.
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There's no f'n way their fat 3-fingered hands could braid hair that precisely. I mean...look at the Ewoks...clumbsy hands make for ratty shitty fur patches and hair dos. Come on Cameron! Quit screwing us around!
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...turn the lights off to get undressed. I don't think I could handle that intense catlike glare while I got out of my socks and undies.The eyes are FOUR TIMES THE SIZE BY VOLUME you know...
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I am checking it out right after this post.
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time for the fuckin movie to come out and get it over with.
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yeh all of you. and you couldnt bang her in the dark, she would sparkle and still see your ugly body!
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...with her being practically naked? I mean, there's commercials of her cavorting about wearing nothing but a loin-cloth and a smile on Nickelodeon, for crying out loud. Is it because she's flat as Blue M&M's on an ironing board? Is she allowed to go topless because her anatomy is designed to be family friendly?
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i am going to download it in a few minutes.
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sex is easier with the Navi
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Nov 17, 2009 12:12:01 PM CST
...I think spidercoz is right. Your tongue is going to look...
by flickapoo
...like you just ate sixty nine blueberry snow-cones after that.
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You are a virgin.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:12:24 PM CST
In honour of this I'm gonna fuck a Sharpai
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
they have blue tongues ya know....
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A womans nipple can send you to Hell,so dont show nudity otherwise the the puritan christians are going to get amok.
show us violence,gore,blood,death and destruction in the advs,they are a lot more safer for our young children to watch. -
OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Titanic was PG-13. Remember the drawing scene? also, in the 4 minute feturette you get to see there is at least one topless scene
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he'd checkov her scotty then make her sulu his uhura!
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...one happy, smiling FlickaPoo with a big blue kool-aid mustache.
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Visuals look nice, but the plot does sound like a hackneyed yay environment boo people movie.
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if so, and you had some chipped ice around, you could make a sno-cone.....provided her spurtings are blue, which I assume they are.
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Up up down down left right left right B A start? What? This isn't a video game? PASS.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:20:35 PM CST
She should make a porno with Vern Troyer!
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
I'd but that for a dollar.
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...not just clip art.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:22:03 PM CST
I'd root her under black light...on acid.....and shrooms
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
that'd be sweet!
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Thanks for the link, that was some of the footage shown at last Comic Con, where we got to see it on a big screen in 3-D.
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between jake and neuteri is going to be depicted.is it going to be sensual (no nudity just faces kissing) or more revealing (nudity)? the only thing that is for sure,is that its not going to be hardcore.
i am asking because its a bit tempting to add a more viscular love scene between cgi characters,in order to create more buzz for your expensive movie which is supposed to revolutianize the 3d cgi cinema.its something that is definitely going to talked about,and i wonder how Cameron has handled this scene. -
but, of course, they're all pink on the inside, right? Except maybe for Vulcan chicks, they would probably be more chartreuse.
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Be careful of what you say, you don't want Nerd_Rage to label you as a racist.
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I concur. And THAT is my biggest question about the film. Can Cameron elevate that idea in a new way? I mean, there's only what... 5-7 stories in all of human literature that are just re-told over and over again in infinite ways anyway right?
Cameron is a good storyteller and no one...and I mean NO ONE films ACTION better than Cameron. But, I also need to give a shit. I don't need to see The Last Samurai again.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:28:33 PM CST
ominus..I'm hoping he apes Team Americas love-fest
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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Nov 17, 2009 12:28:55 PM CST
Hey Quaid...You ever fuck a mutant???
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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...and we're all a bunch of perverts. It's going to be THE NEW WORLD all over again.Shit.
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Nicely done!
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Nov 17, 2009 12:31:03 PM CST
Navi's dont give good head.. They think the're Divas
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Not to mention the smell.
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that even Roman Polanski would find offensive.
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I need to pick up a gallon of Tatooine milk on the way home tonight.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:32:02 PM CST
FlickaPoo..not me, if there's grass on the pitch lets play!
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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And name the movie "The Blue Lagoon".
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Nov 17, 2009 12:32:17 PM CST
Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Pandorian po
by ominus
Remember that time?
- Yeah, but the one that you had was blue!
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Verne troyer made a porno, thats right mini me's a porn star, google it i think you'll agree
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Nov 17, 2009 12:34:23 PM CST
I'd steal her cash, crash her flying donkey
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
then send her back to Mexico.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:35:18 PM CST
JettL93...I know, I'm watching it right now
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
funny huh?
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then spit it on the floor.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:38:07 PM CST
I'd throw some glasses on her, pretend she's Brainy Smurf
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
then kick the shit out of her...or something
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...top post prize...then you had to go and be so unromantic.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:39:30 PM CST
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON...SMURFS...WILL...DANCE!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 17, 2009 12:39:58 PM CST
Steve Martin...The Jerk.... I was born a poor, blue child
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
You mean I'm gonna stay this colour?????
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let me hear ya say it Erickson, let me hear ya say "Sorry bout that".
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as soon as I get home, I'm gonna check it out. I already have it on pre-order courtesy of my $20,00 credit from Amazon.com that way if the game sucks, i can always resell it for 80% of the original price. XD
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Hated 'em on Bo, hate 'em on this space chick.
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so, we're good to go!
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the markings on the underwater ships in the Abyss, don't ya think?
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Nov 17, 2009 12:46:17 PM CST
Imagine what her shit looks like after a night on blue curacao
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
I'd still scat the cat.
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BollocksShiteWankRubbishSorry, I needed 4And those were the good parts!
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Nov 17, 2009 12:48:52 PM CST
I once got into strangulation sex with a Navi
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Couldn't see tha' bitch was dead so I just on plowing ahead.
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There's no denying that she's very sensual and sexy. And there's nothing wrong with that. It doesn't mean I'm strange or dirty or anything.
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Won't watch the movie but the pron parody's will be awesome.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:52:17 PM CST
Male Navi's have inverted cock-elbows ya know
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Their blue with human-flesh-coloured veins.
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Nov 17, 2009 12:54:05 PM CST
Damn, gotta go. If only Nerd Rage was here at least the...
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
talkback would be untroll-like and sensible.
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..get to production? I mean, C'MON? Did we really need fuckable Jar Jar Binkses?
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You could probably buy her affections with anything shiny. Give her some glass beads and she'd jungle-fuck your brains out. Just get in quick before booze and disease ruins her.
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Ernest Borgnine may or may not be signed to the Avatar Sequel that may or may not be titled...McHALES NA'VI
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Oh, and an important fashion note to chubby fangirls: If your belly spills over the front and sides of your waistline, we really don't want to see you wearing this costume. Thanks!
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...it's good to see that the colonizers are merely using mechanized genocide for once and aren't stooping to blankets and smallpox.Small progress, but progress nevertheless.
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and people are clamouring for a review of the Star Trek blu-ray?
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looks like we're at least another generation away from true "photo-realism"
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I figure she'd be good for sucking cock and the like. Considerin' the placement of her fuckin' ears, I can see a how a prospect could get a good handle as she worked a proper fuckin' rhythm.And I'd still charge full price for the pussy.
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I don't care if it makes me one of those furries that I despise. Anyways I just want to watch this damn movie now. I even got sick of the LOTR hype train. But that's not a bad thing, it just means I'm fucking pumped and sick of talking about it. Give me the movie.
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In 10 years, it will look even more. Thus, nobody will tell the difference between CGI and reality. We'll be living in the Matrix(lol).
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I'm with Al. Her eyes, man. Just because someone has Fetal Alchohol Syndrome doesn't make them an alien, Cameron, you sick fuck.
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...which rather takes away from the general coolness of the smurfette chick above it.
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...for the first time will show her walking in slow-mo towards the camera shampoo commercial style, hair blowing in the wing and everything, while the song plays "I want some red roses for a blue lady..."?
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just sayin'.
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All they have to do is pull the plug to that Temporal Dissonance Projection machine Jake is in. Once they do that, he's no longer capable of projecting himself into his Avatar. That is all they have to do to end his revolt. How is this simple solution prevented? Guess we wont know until the film comes out, but damn it's so obvious.
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Almost done the reading scriptment (it was on a hard-drive I haven't checked for almost a decade). They totally fuck by using their hair in it because they can telepathically communicate and "link up" to various species through their hair. So they do sexytime by linking up together. I wonder if that went out. Cool pic, anyway, and just by eyeballing it I think they lost the hair sex for the final movie.
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But everything about Merrick is extremely lame and, surprise!, he has an oh-so-shocking-yet-lame pic to represent himself. Ain't it cool?
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'nuff said.
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And it hasn't even come out yet!
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yes I thought about that too. It's far too simple though, I'm guessing they find a way around that part in the film.
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with an RPG! I think I've use that already, but whatever...
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Nov 17, 2009 2:21:14 PM CST
today's imdb poll "will avatar beat titanic's numbers"
by takingscorpioscalls
No didnt even have to look at the results, avatar is a scifi movie, which can only go so far, Titanic had the women audience who ate that shit up.
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Could be a cougar.
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yah, I went there.
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will be vaccuming up blue fun fur for weeks afterwards.And prepare yourselves, for next years Comic-Con...cuz I'll bet good money you'll find a sea of fat chicks painted blue with corn rows.
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JJ pulls out at the last minute and bricks all over the audience's face.
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Woot! Hopefully it screens at BNAT too
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today's imdb poll
"Will Avatar beat Titanic's numbers?"
#1 response: say "No, nothing will ever beat Titanic."
#2 No! Avatar will be a flop.
hahaha aww that's a shame...
"it makes "Clifford the Big Red Dog" seem like realism"ESPN.com -
... and not one funny comment it the lot. Fuck these TBs.
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Sick fucking retard, reporting in.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw
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http://www.hardwired.hu/g.php?img=52515
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I will get all excited. But I saw the trailer and just thought "there is a load of obvious cgi."
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Nov 17, 2009 3:33:56 PM CST
I would lol if that Eiffel 65 song played during the film openin
by thewaqman
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On Pisces Escariot, Blue is a typical Smashing Pumpkins rocker with Corgan singing. And Corgan wrote it. "Blew Away" is the Iha song, probably his best with the band.
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blue blue blue blue blue, et cetera. Great song.
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Dude had 2 bitches on his arms. This was before he sold out.
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Nov 17, 2009 3:50:17 PM CST
Has Cameron tried to offer any explanation as to why...
by royston lodge
...a race of sentient hominids who live in the jungle would evolve with blue skin?
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Can the mad love for Jimmy finally end when this thing goes all Eragon in the box office?
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she must use natural juices and berries on it.
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Cameron just really, really, REALLY likes blue. All of his films are shot almost entirely with blue filters. One day he said "Fuck it, I'm making the characters fucking BLUE!", and history was made.
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Just sayin.
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+100 for knowing your Pumpkins shit.
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I thought it was a rather odd choice too. At least here on Earth, no mammals are blue. Insects and fish display blue and some birds too. It is not a color found too much in animals, plants (flowers of course) and foods. There's no blue fruit... (blueberry's don't count...they're not really blue)or blue beverages...unless of course you count the aforementioned blue Tatooine milk Aunt Veru served Luke.
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Heres a Complete 5minute scene from AVatar- its the Thanator chase scene.. part of an XBOX promotion. its a cam but a perfectly adequate one.
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That is so film noir!
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...it's "Pannndahrrah". Don't argue with Stephen Lang.
Oh, and you'd ALL hit that. Don't front. Even if the cat chick on the Michael Whelan cover of Poul Anderson's Ensign Flandry is hotter:
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I was told the reason there were no blue M&Ms is because blue is the colour of rot, mould, fermentation, etc. The mind traditionally recoils at the thought of eating something blue, cuz it's usually toxic.
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That vid was more news-worthy then the pic.
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Her body has never known the touch of a razor.
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Or Soap :P
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...for basically coming up with the perfect pitch for Avatar! Just look at the posts - this movie will forever be known now as Dances With Smurfs...
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People were calling it that long before Parker and Stone stole it to use in there episode. And I seriously doubt the .001% of the population who watch South Park will have much of an effect on Avatar.
Jesus people I've never seen as much nitpicking as I have with this movie. It's meant to be a unique theater experience and just all around a good time....and that's EXACTLY what it will be. Cameron has never failed so why would he now?
And yes, this is an absolutely pointless article. Anyone can go to any of hundreds of online sites and see as many pics of any character as they want. Post the the link to the leaked 4 minute scene...that's something to talk about. -
his bed,the cold nights that he is alone,and masturbates?
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blueberries
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cameron's furry blue cat people are even going to cause body issues for 13 year old girls. way to go cameron! out of touch douche bag.
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infowars.com
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with every picture, video and story released about it. 500 nillion dollar flop! suck it.
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the new Photoreal Space Hippy Barbie.
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you couldn't even 'motor boat' her. shit.
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when's that coming out? Screw Avatard it's a rental.
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i bet this navi smells like cat piss.
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Nov 17, 2009 5:42:44 PM CST
excuse me i gotta go take some testosterone supplements
by spazatronik2000
after looking at that picture i feel my balls shriveling up.
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for someone to make a video of jar jar binks fucking a navi?
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For how amazing everyone insists this looks, I still say it looks like Fern Gully.
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looks like a coke head! all she does in her jungle is snort coke and suck dick. navi coke whore
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they are corn rows. ya know, like bo derek had in that 1980's movie '10'? fucking lame as fuck
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No, that's from the tinfoil hat.
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thats going to ruin the movie right? idiots.
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sheep
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lamest. movie. ever.
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and message boards, congrats you're outing yourself as the typical American Idiot. it's funny as hell how these low income/low education morons get their cues about what to think about everything from religion to ethics to popular culture from a cartoon that appeals to the lowest common denominator. the ironic thing about South Park is that the people they make fun of and the people who watch the show are the exact same population base. people watch it to feel smarter and superior to the "average americans" that South Park mocks but they're basically the same population pool who watches the show. go ahead and shit on yourselves like primates and ape the show on the Internet to show what mindless morons you truly are. if South Park had any balls instead of wimping out with "Dancing with Smurfs" they'd done a piece about 1000s of you Internet ragers/losers masterbating to images of blue chicks
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that the navi lack female genetalia so the sex scenes will be all anal. Legend has it that in 3D you can almost reach out and touch the turd coming out of Zoe's asshole. And yes, Navi shit is brown.
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pills medication. People watch South Park because its funny, not because youre hearing voices in your head.
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it's yellow. with glitter.
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who is quoting south park? dancing with smurfs was said on this site long before any south park episode.
also, i love how you denounce anybody who doesnt like avatar as "low income/low education morons", then you go on to say "ironic thing about South Park is that the people they make fun of and the people who watch the show are the exact same population base. people watch it to feel smarter and superior to the "average americans".
so, you think that you a superior to every one who doesnt like avatar or like south park? wow, you are an idiot and a hypocrite. you think you are so much smarter and superior than all of us! asshole. you know nothing. its the people who are intelligent that have seen through this farce called avatar. avatar is the opium of the masses. the brain dead followers are the people duped into looking foward to avatar. sheep. baaaah.
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and smells like blueberry pie
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Ooooh - a new angle!
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sigh.
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you are obviously joking, but... the navi do fit all of the extreme stereotypes of people who live in jungles. which, is borderline offensive, but mainly very unoriginal and not well thought out.
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when women are menstrual they are pretty much back to normal. you should learn about women.
that being said, i am still annoyed by that hack james cameron and his 500 million dollar flop. 500 million could feed a lot of people. instead, he wastes it on crap cgi -
not in a scifi movie. or dancing at some rave with glow sticks. george lucas is rolling over in his grave...
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may also accompany a woman during her MS,not just PMS.really if you dont know something like that,then how the fuck can you be so sure that a movie you havent seen yet,sucks? shame,just shame.
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but there is a 95% chance
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heroes make facts
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Nov 17, 2009 6:35:04 PM CST
24 Trillion and counting stolen by international bank mafia
by spazatronik2000
why dont you tell Bloomberg to take off their tinfoil hats.
http://tinyurl.com/nvczkh
Fall Of The Republic
http://tinyurl.com/ylrqz4j
while your at it call Al Gore and tell him global government is a crazy conspiracy theory.
http://tinyurl.com/yzhdu4p
wait he just admitted that him and his banker buddies are setting up an unelected global government to charge you lemming billions for being carbon-based life forms. Wake up.
Zeitgeist
http://tinyurl.com/yjvvtod
9/11, The Road to Tyranny
http://tinyurl.com/yzn4dg9
America: Freedom to Fascism
http://tinyurl.com/ykp7cjx
ENDGAME: Blue Print for Global Enslavement
http://tinyurl.com/yjewn2p
The Money Masters - How Int. Bankers Gained Control of America
http://tinyurl.com/yzp5e3z
Global Warming or Global Governance
http://tinyurl.com/yl4bspq
Al Gore Admits CO2 Does Not Cause Majority Of Global Warming
www.infowars.com
Al Gore could become world's first carbon billionaire
www.sott.net
Tortured in far-off Countries: Obama Resuming G. W. Bush's "Extraordinary Renditions"
www.globalresearch.ca
The Obama Deception
http://tinyurl.com/bzeovg
LBJ On JFK Assassination: ‘It’s All A Conspiracy’
www.prisonplanet.com
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fact.
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It really feels like we're entering a new age of cinema. Take me on a journey Mr. Cameron, I'm ready to go.
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Fuck that cracked me up, I don;t know why.
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fact
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I don't see a problem with this.
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fact
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with some very small blue people with red eyes which were slaves to human.i dont remember the title of the movie,but i remember that it was very mature,it was pretty violent and with a lot of sex.at the end of the movie,those tiny people make a rocket aircraft,they leave the planet whil the humans died from an epidemic disease.does anyone know the title of that movie? its pretty well known.
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Much more accurate to compare to Fern Gully + Dances with Wolves ( and Lawrence of Arabia IMHO)
The only thin "smurfy" is that they are blue. They don't even have hats, and there's clearly more than one female in the trailers. Smurfette will always be the smurf whore.
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Ha ha ha, I know it's childish but I'm really excited to see what this movie has in store for us. I haven't gotten misty eyed like that since I saw Jurassic Park and knew a cinematic revolution was coming.
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He needs to be put in a straight jacket, shocked with a million volt shock therapy, and beat with billy clubs until he promises never to make a half billion dollar movie while smoking crack and pcp laced medical marijuana dipped in embalming fluid. Because he was clearly high on 12 different narcotics while directing this piece of shit.
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what's with the zero guy? I never see the real Danny anymore.
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from the same director.from what i recall it was pretty good.imdb link:
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I've been waiting for a movie that was as cool as Jurassic Park for a long long time. I guess LOTR was it. Was there anything I missed?It's going to be teen angst gothiness for the next 5 years.
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Nov 17, 2009 6:57:00 PM CST
Smurfs are a bunch of hippies that live in the forest
by winonaryders_pussyjuice
There is virtually no way to differentiate the two except one is in 2d and the other was created by amateur 3d interns working for autographed James Cameron head shots.
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Seriously you're making me want to watch it now!
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Why is that a bad word? Yes, it is a carton. Embrace that! Cartoons make big money! See: Pixar.
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The teen angst thing might be a flash in the pan if they don't step up their game on the Twilight franchise. While the casting was perfect, the first movie was a HUGE letdown compared to the book, and the Jumanji-looking werewolves and major plot points altered from the book have me feeling VERY concerned about New Moon.
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ape shit over.
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stills from Farscape and decided to make an "epic" movie out of it. $$$ bless him.
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Man that word has some stigma...
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Big Jim made a cartoon - and so what?
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It is like eating out while eating in.
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use ESPN.com as a guideline for the review of a sci-fi movie? Fuckin retard...yeah-cuz The guys that cover sports are accurate barometers of science fiction movies...
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I love how everyone trashes this movie before it's even out. Cameron has never made a bad film-I hated Titanic, but couldn't argue that it was well put together. As far as realism-how real do you expect a 9 foot tall, bluse skineed, glowing, cat faced person to look? I think it's pretty fuckin believable-but that's hard for some of you to tell from your lo-res computer screens-fucking idiots
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I'd totally raw-dog it
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Why have such a hot babe in the movie if you're going to animize her? Such a waste IMO.
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Nov 17, 2009 7:28:26 PM CST
fantastic planet has better animation than avatar
by nerd_rage_retard_strength
fact.
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I'll probably get killed on the board for this, but Cameron's one big failure is "Strange Days". It's just weak. I tried to like it cause it has some good future elements, but it just leaves me feeling empty.
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kiss kiss
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You might want to look before ya leaps!
Gregg Edmund Easterbrook (born March 3, 1953) is an American writer, lecturer, and a senior editor of The New Republic. His articles have appeared in Slate, The Atlantic Monthly, The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Los Angeles Times, Wired, and Beliefnet. In addition, he was a fellow at the Brookings Institution[1], a Washington, D.C. think tank. During the National Football League season, Easterbrook writes a column called Tuesday Morning Quarterback, currently on ESPN.com. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregg_Easterbrook -
that what he makes us call him at the studio. he makes random animators give him head on demand. FML
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and am impressed with his sports coverage, i'm simply saying that trolling a sports web site for sci-fi movie reviews is not the best place to start. Everybody is so ready to hate everything before giving it a shot-yet we whine about not having any big budget sci fi films. give it a chance is all i'm sayin-as for strange days-I wouldn't call it bad...per se...
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not one of those admirable credits you named had anything to do with genre film-just sayin
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It looks like a cartoon though. No harm in sayin what it looks like. I like cartoons. Pixar got lots of my money. Like I keep sayin, so what?
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I guess I am mistaken-just found out that cameron directed Piranha 2-but I move that this film be stricken from his record...
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i love cartoons as well-but when Avatar hits in 3-D, I think people will be pleasantly surprised. To enjoy any film of this genre, you have to suspend disbelief...
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just saw the topless shot of neytiri-I think i may need some alone time...
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Nov 17, 2009 7:45:18 PM CST
They can't hope for 3D to push this
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
Not enough screens -even though I think they will all be totally full. It will be the regular screens that make or break
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I guess you love to suck it's dick though, right?
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I would suck it's big blue cock all day-I would also hope that all of the pseudo intellectual geeks(and i say that as one myself)of the world would at least give it a fair shot. I may hate it, who knows-but i haven't seen the motherfucker yet. I was willing to give Wolverine a chance, even the the trailers looked like shit, and I can't say enough bad things about that lumpy piece of shit
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they can still have 3-d on reg. screens, doesn't have to be imax does it? I could be wrong, but I thought I just saw A Christmas Carol on a reg screen in 3d...if I'm wrong, please tell me
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that navi would look more at home at studio 54 than area 51
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but, the cock sucking thing? not so much. i'll leave that to you.
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I really dont need to see this smurfs jungle bush in my face in 3d.
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touche' on both counts
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like seattlehairygirls.com-absolutely fantastic...
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I hope it makes a diff. Either way, i will be there!
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but it comes out of a gland in their anus... and it smells terrible.
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what color is it?
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it tastes like boysenberry syrup mmmmm....pancakes
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grape soda, even though its green
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just have the jungle smurf get on the counter and squat on my plate.
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I went in there today and there were blue Navi vaginas squirting Avatard Mountain Dew out of the soda machine. First you gotta purchase a mug in the shape of James Cameron's head. When you drink the piss out of the mug the mug says cute things like "game changer" "incredible photoreal gungans" and "please see my movie or im gonna have to direct Pirhanna 3 for 1/2 a mil"
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fucking priceless-haven't laughed that hard in days...
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i think piranha 3 was already made wasn't it?
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giant ass piranhas comin at ya in 3d! I'll take two...and while we're at it, I think someone needs to do a 3d reboot of Anaconda, but have J-lo naked this time...
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needs to come back and be puked directly onto the audience...could even throw some gimmicks in like the they did in the fifties, or at sea world-have some slime spray up on you when he comes sliding out...
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same consistency too
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heh heh
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The Navi are far more convincing than the Gungans from Star wars. Fuck,even the name "Navi" sounds more convincing.
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sparkle dust comes out
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do they eat the fucking ?Twilight vampires? that'd be nice...
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the navi look pretty on par with the gungans
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play together. they like to ride unicorns in the enchanted forest
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A BIIIIIIIIIGGG: BLOO SMURF!!
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for this to come out on...wait for it...Blu-ray! Eh...I got nothin'.
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DamN!!11!
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Did you get your raise from CHUD this week?
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getting excited, looking forward to this, Jim Cameron is the man and am sure will be good.
Biggest problem I see is going in with too high expectations, that I am sure can't possibly be met.
CGI I think will be fine, though I think ultimately the issue here for this compared to say District 9 is that District 9 had aliens interacting in a very real Earth environment, whereas this will be CGI characters interacting in a CGI world which will always feel cartoonish to some extent. But saying that Pixar manages to hit it out of the park all the time, because they get the importance of characters and story. -
then why do you do it? i'll let you in on a secret. i get paid $500 per hour for doing this!
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With fart sparkle dust sprinkles. The cone is made out of baked unicorn patties rolled in cinnamon. That's what they're serving at the premier instead of popcorn. Because it's a game changer. No more popcorn.
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I drink it up!
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Nov 17, 2009 10:02:31 PM CST
5 MINUTE THANATOR CHASE SCENE! Forget the pic, heres some footag
by eml
For those who missed it, heres a link to a complete 5minute scene from Avatar, courtesy of XBox Europe (and soon to be U.S.)
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My comment wasn't even directed to you, dickhole.
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... why I don't like human girls, at all, but that makes me happy in my pants?
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I dunno, the Ferngully chick was pretty hot...
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Nov 17, 2009 10:33:43 PM CST
I want to see the NAVIS GO TO WAR WITH THE DISTRICT 9 PRAWNS....
by gibsonusa returns
Full weaponry for each. Survivor gets the chance to be enslaved by humans.
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Who thinks this movie just looks horrible? I dont care if its Cameron, it just looks AWFUL to me.
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Nov 17, 2009 10:43:03 PM CST
I just noticed the other Smurf to the right of her.
by gibsonusa returns
So the color does work for camo...just be glad the dont exist on Orangeland.
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Damn, there are a lot of braindead fast-fooders posting here. I sort of want to join the discussion, but I'd rather not get pulled into the bloodthirsty tirade of pre-teen angst. At least, I hope it's pre-teen. If not, wow.
My two cents: I think the female Na'vi looks great. Beautiful, yes, with a graceful, athletic bearing. Not really attracted to her the way so many here seem to be, but that's cool.
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1qPLMlz01yQ/Sv2e4nEZyEI/AAAAAAAADsk/32rq63GUehw/s1600-h/1920x1440jack.jpg
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Nov 17, 2009 11:00:49 PM CST
Or this. If the movie can pull this level of detail...well...iam
by rp5001
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1qPLMlz01yQ/Sv2fAexFr9I/AAAAAAAADss/oAiEf9vEDSg/s1600-h/1920x1440girl.jpg
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I agree with ya man...this film is just uninspired. The design is terrible.
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This movie is going to suck worse than Howard the Duck. if it was a movie about marines annihilating these annoying looking hippies creatures, I'd go see it. But, annoying hippie cat people winning over an armed force with bows and arrows sounds idiotic. And hey, look, whoever decided on the shit wig they used for Worthington should be kneecapped with a 44 special, and left to bleed out in the desert. It's a 300 million dollar film, and that's the best wig you got?
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...Lou Gossett Jr's species (from Alien Mine).
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Nov 18, 2009 12:02:38 AM CST
twogunjames: OMG. A whole movie based on the Battle of Endor...
by royston lodge
...only with blue Ewoks.
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Move a little to the left, that'll give me a clear shot. You will not be missed, besides, you alked for it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCxCZNkQ9E
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yawn.
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Anyone who hasn't seen it I highly recommend checking it out over on Market Saw (I already saw it on Avatar day, but for those who didn't it is technically a spoiler so beware). It's completely mind-blowing and the CGI is just so real it's unbelievable. The action is done so well too, you always know whats going on at all times, and it's consistently exciting. The lack of music is GREAT. Two of the most impressive things are Sigourneys avatar, and Jake in the water at the end of the clip. It's mind-boggling to think how someone could animate something so complex...it really looks like Jim found this planet and filmed it with his camera.
It's so amusing how the haters need to constantly post the same negative shit over and over just to feel validated. What's even more funny is that it's the same 3-4 talkbackers every time. Considering any blockbuster (especially one by James Cameron who has the worlds highest grossing film) is guaranteed to have detractors, this is especially impressive. I mean you know Camerons done something right when a movie can inspire this much rage in people and has them spending so much time talking about it. No matter what is said at the end of the day it's being talked about, and that's all the matters. Plus the haters who make a job out of pissing on Avatar are never gonna change the insane amount of fans who are so very excited.
Even more impressive yet is the fact that the movie is not even out yet and its affecting people so strongly. It's also proof that any extreme hate is obviously hating for the sake of hating. But for those on the borderline, just remember that Avatar is a three hour movie, and to jump to any conclusions before the actual movie is seen is a bit silly. There's obviously a lot going on we don't know about, and if anyone can make a familiar story amazing it's Cameron.
From the scenes I've seen I can already tell Avatar will at the very least be decent and tons of fun. I'm positive it will be much more then decent though, but regardless if the movie turns out to be a masterpiece or not it will be a completely unique experience that will make viewing the movie a wonderful time. It will certainly warrant multiple viewings just to take it all in.
The haters are gonna feel awfully stupid come December when the world is going nuts over Avatar and they're still stuck in their world of hate. I can't even explain how satisfying that is. -
The haters will continue to hate even when the movie comes out. Look at the SW prequels. Did people stop bitching when Menace came out? No. The movie just fueled their fire. Even though these same assholes think Jedi is a masterpiece.
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Nov 18, 2009 2:09:52 AM CST
80% of general public don't come to websites like these...
by snakecharmer
... so all the haters can just fester here in their hate of this movie. Not like they have much else going on in their lives. Cameron has 25 years of proving he's a master filmmaker. In Cameron, I believe. Opening night should be a blast.
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...is particularly stupid.
I think Avatar will generate an amount of incoherent rage (in 0.07% of the audience) that dwarfs even Star Trek. Since those obsessive lunatics will post a thousands times as much as people who liked it, Avatar talkbacks will be 60% full of rambling complaints and obscene insults. -
fucking retarded...i really think jim is playing a prank on us
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You even named yourself after a PLANT.
I can tell you I'm not a "hater", but I am also not a lover. Nothing I've seen so far impresses me any more than any other CGI movie. That may change in time, but so far it just looks alright. -
...very uninspired. Cameron sets out to create an alien world and he basicly comes up with nothing spectaculary alien at all. There's deep sea fishes in Earth that look more alien than anyhting I've seen from this movie.
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The marketing campaign should kick into high gear over the next month. I expect to see Avatar everywhere. Thanksgiving Holiday will have a ton of Avatar ads on television. Haters will throw up all their Thanksgiving dinners. They'll go into a rant about Avatar to their families who'll just look at them and wonder, "What the fuck is he going on about?"
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The whole, "it looks like a cartoon, etc." is mind boggling to me. While I concede that at times I get a cartoon vibe they are few and far between much like Gollum in the LOTR films. In fact, I would go so far as to say that the character animation, from what I've seen in the trailer, is some of the best ever done. It's very impressive and very realistic. Does everyone here need their eyes checked?
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... their fantasy to bang Megan Fox. Don't waste your energy attempting to change their mind. You'll just be feed their urge to post more nasty comments.
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Sigourney and Joel Moore's Avatars were particularly startling. My issue is that in stunning QuickTime, the shit often looks too glossy, and therefore plastic and unreal. But I've decided to let go and give the whole endeavour a chance - when Jaws and Star Wars were being made, no one knew they would revolutionize the industry; Spielberg and the entire cast were convinced they had a bomb, the shark looked like shit, rarely worked, they didn't think it could cut together; Lucas's friends and crew laughed at his ridiculous story. Yet they changed everything. By contrast, we have big high-profile flops which WERE supposed to be masterpieces and/or change everything but failed - One From The Heart, Heaven's Gate, the Matrix sequels, etc., though their individual merits are debatable. Avatar could be one of those two categories or it could be in between, which might be its greatest sin.
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they look shit on anybody who's not jamaican....
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why the designs of battlefield earth were shit! and maybe why people are hating on this movie too! get rid of the dreads...
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I am looking forward to the movie, very excited and a big fan of Cameron, but as I said in my earlier post by having an alien environment/background as opposed to Earth, or a setting we are familiar with, no matter how good the CGI is (and this is the best) it will still have some level of cartoon feel that people are talking about. I am sure if the Navi were on Earth, hell even the Moon, settings very well know and "real" to the audience, regardless of the Moon or Earth being partially or totally CGI there would be a different feel.
For me this is the reason why people have different reactions to the CGI used for say Davy jones in POTC, or District 9 as compared to this. -
agree with you on dreadlocks, Jamaicans with dreadlocks = cool, other people with dreadlocks = wash you hair.
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and i agree with your point. from the clips the movie just seems like an animation to me,but sold as a live action feature. its blatantly as much as 90% animated though so cant possibly feel 'real'.
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nothing else matters
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It will be doing nothing but fucking your wallet
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James Cameron fantasizes about long, sweaty sex with Neytiri?
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Nov 18, 2009 4:41:59 AM CST
Live action & animation mix: All big effect films do it.
by snakecharmer
Spiderman, Superman, ect. Give me the best effects film you've seen and i'll find a scene that the effects didn't come together. Avatar will have moments like that also. Give them 2 more years and every frame would be photo realistic.
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I really dont think photo realism will happen in our lifetimes, to the point where we cant tell the difference, think about what people were saying about Avatar.
They still look like big blue cat people to me, not even slightly photo realistic.
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Nov 18, 2009 4:51:43 AM CST
this picture? WHY NOT PUT THE 4 MIN CLIP AND 4 MIN FEATURE ON HE
by sherlock_junior
that's what has to be shown!!
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Nov 18, 2009 5:02:56 AM CST
Theater projectors might just show us a little more detail than.
by snakecharmer
a compressed Quicktime 1080P file. I'll tell you after I see Avator in IMAX 3-D on an 80ft screen how good the detail is. A lot of doubts or questions about this film will only get answered when we sit in front of a screen. The rants by some are pointless til then.
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having someone as hot as Zoe Saldana, and turning her into a CGI cat.
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Nov 18, 2009 5:10:01 AM CST
As scary as this may be, Zoe Saldana looks hotter as a smurf.
by sonicriver
She is ridiculously good looking under any circumstances, but honestly, the unnatural blue skin helps to highlight her perfect bone structure.
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... right than if I can see every little pore in the character's face. WETA got Gollem's and Kong's little moments that mattered right. Hope it works out for Avatar.
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just wondering
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nothing else matters
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...a pre-industrialized version of the human race...that our military stumbles upon on another planet, and tries to take-over their planet from them to steal their resources--the same story, just no blue-ish extra tall aliens. It would have been nice to see Zoe Saldana in the role that she is now playing...but just as she really looks, in reality, her same size, same warm beautiful coco skin coloring. Forget all this CGI puppetry garbage!!! Zoe's sexy looks are a special effect, all their own--what do you need CGI for?
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after decembers rape
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Not looking foward to this one bit. Way, way to cutesy for me. Sorry Cameron, but I'm really not sold on this. Hope to be proved wrong though.
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Just wait to you see the film. All the chicks have gigantic talking cocks.
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Nov 18, 2009 8:13:03 AM CST
Holy god, I just watched the Four minute clip. Hey Nerd Rage
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Sharp intake of breath HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Nov 18, 2009 8:21:46 AM CST
Hey, let's do a really cool movie for awhile and then make every
by caprica
That would be awesome technology! Look how cool our technology is! Really, isn't it cool? It took us years to develop this process that pulls the entire audience out of the film!
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...Or "Space Opera". It doesn't work at all from a "hard SF" (2001, MOON, BLADE RUNNER) standpoint. I'm hearing a lot of TBers talk about it as though it's the second coming of hardcore Science Fiction, but in literary terms, it's a metaphorical tale hearkening back to the 50s pulp fiction era. Little wonder the Poul Anderson controversy.
That said, I'll probably queue up for it in December...ain't shit else to look forward to, and as I don't see a lot of kid flix in the theaters, I'm curious what 3D has turned into... -
Man, that thing is so Photoshopped it's like an example of how NOT to use the smudge and clone tools! LMAO.
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Isn't this basically "Little Big Man" set in space?
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And you stand behind her, your gonna cheese you fucking brains out.
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Raping your wallet in December!!!Everything.Else.Matters
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Will there be a beach running scene in 3D?
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Those are small-minded categorizations (not to mention semantic double-speak of an apparent difference between the terms 'sci-fi' and science fiction). So-called 'hard' sci-fi is but a subgenre of science fiction, but the categories sure as shit ain't rigid. Not to mention there's a subset of pompous assholes that like to pretend that hard science fiction is the only 'true' science fiction. Avatar certainly has space opera/pulp sci fi/ Edgar Rice Burroughs stylings, but is also replete with hard sci-fi concepts. As are all Cameron's sci-fi movies. There's a lot of cross-over within the genre. Avatar is in a different category from Star Wars which is almost pure space opera/fantasy with no deferences to science whatsoever. Not the case with Avatar - you won't find light speed spaceships here (real time space travel) or anything - and that includes the creatures/environments/and operations on Pandora, or the sociolgical and political back-story of this future universe-that isn't based on plausible (to a degree)and speculative science and sociology (apart from a few 'spiritual' elements, if the scriptment has indeed been followed, that is). Cameron knows his stuff when it comes to physics and biology. Fantasy elements, metaphor and action scenes don't negate that.
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I don't think many people in the public have heard of this. I hope I'm wrong.
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Nov 18, 2009 10:16:11 AM CST
Re: 500 million dollar FURY PORN!!!by TrannyformersApologist
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
What...the...Fuck. So am I to assume that you have a problem with this but not with the worst event film since Batman and Robin? Transformers finally proved that there is such a thing as overkill. The last time I was that bored at the pictures was when I saw Van Dammages Streetfighter.
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Nov 18, 2009 10:31:15 AM CST
Van Damme's Street Fighter is one of the best 90s films....
by thewaqman
honestly we get one of the last ever Raul Julia features. And the one-liners in there are legendary.
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Nov 18, 2009 10:40:12 AM CST
TheWaqman...one good one-liner does not a movie make
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Didn't Bela Lugosi last star in an Ed Wood flick? By your logic I guess that makes it one of the best films of the last century. To call it one of the best nineties films...yeah your right its up there with Pulp Fiction, Schindlers List and Goodfellas...... Fuckwit.
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ANGRY SEX RAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!! COCK SMASH!
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watch the god damned featurette. it is screenshot from 3:15. photoshop, huh? genius
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Paint her black and call her a Atevi. Of course C. J. Cherryh fans will be sitting there for a week trying to explain the premise of her book to a studio.
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Seriously, Cameron is best served by showing less, not more, of this picture.
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So, what are you saying? Should Cameron not show this picture at all?;)
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I stand corrected, sir. Please enjoy the remainder of your furry wank-off.
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Your average movie-goer isn't put off by this shit because they spend a lot of their free time NOT at AICN. So, I can forgive the studio for saturating the market, promoting their big bet for the season. But all of that aside, the more I see of this movie, the less enthusiastic I've become. I can kind of already picture this on the $5.99 rack at Walmart. I just get a feeling this is going to not be that good.
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How the hell has Avatar over marketed? We've had TWO trailers so far, plus a special preview back in August. THAT'S IT! Oh, and one lame ass poster that does nothing.
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I can't say that I agree with you about the marketing; I seem to be seeing more adverts for shit like NINJA ASSASSIN, 2012, and so forth. But at the same time, I've done what I can to avoid seeing too much of this movie beforehand. I've found that places like AICN (with their "scoops", advanced reviews, and Talkback hate) have begun to ruin the initial viewing experience I've had with some films. And considering the slip-shod state of AICN these days, I'm really starting to question the value of coming here.
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Cheesy airbrush art from an '80s album cover.
Bazillion dollars well spent. -
i saw the 4 minutes too. and you know what? its 4 minutes of boring shit...
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ugly
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I'm so over the "leaked" images and info for this film.
And what's with all of this "give them a few more years and graphics will be photorealistic"? This technology has been around for close to 20 years. Shouldn't they be there now?
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