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BNAT1138 - Tickets Are For Sale!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... Right now - I'm supervising final art on our T-shirt, awaiting final art for the one-sheet, completing the seating chart, programming and making final print arrangements and contacts and running times and on and on and on... It really is a whole lot of fun, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into all of that. And part of my BNAT duties tonight is to alert everyone that got in, that you can go to Alamo South and purchase your tickets. Now - if you'd like to buy a ticket anyway, even if you're not on the list, that money will go to continue to sponsor the Saturday Morning Kids Club that BNAT exclusively sponsors... all year, every year for the last eleven years!!! I'm telling you, this could very well end up being one of THE BNATs of BNATs. This awesome film I discovered last night. Shit your pants and dance awesome! Getting the poster art tomorrow - so excited! Ok - back to writing up all the missing DVD columns and this week's as well. Adios!
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Isn't this by invitation only?
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Nov 16, 2009 11:47:07 PM CST
Just once, I wish to enjoy a film so much I shit my pants
by m00kiedood
It is a modest goal, and one I could probably rush by force of sheer will and pushing, but it is a pure goal of mine all the same.
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I could only be so lucky as to experience dancing in my movie-joy inspired pants shitting.
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Nov 16, 2009 11:52:18 PM CST
and to incorporate all of this into a birthday movie marathon?
by m00kiedood
Well, I'd let you pull my beard and call me Harry.
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...and it costs what? If you weren't on the Dead Sea scroll of the elitist few then this is irrelevant right? Who gives a fuck! God I'm so jealous of the people that live on that dirt pile known as Austin.
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to these fucks so I don't have to hear about this anymore.
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Do you end up posting the BNAT program schedule? If so, when and where? I'm curious. Thanks.
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I wish I could watch movies all night and shit my pants with friends. That would be good. Guess I'm just gonna have to use the toilet or watch movies that don't inspire bowel movements or dance *sigh*
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The food here is terrible, the weather here is terrible, and Harry wouldn't have chosen you to attend this BNAT anyway. He's an insane, out-of-control, out-of-touch, out-of-luck douchebag who calls his wife "Yoko" and thought The Phantom Menace was an instant classic until he changed his mind and decided it was a piece of shit because - did I mention he's an insane douchebag?
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Yeah, and you're a winner too. You fucking complain about everything.
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I heard that the food was pretty damn good.
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first you have to get on a very exclusive list, then you have to pay to join, what is this? some country club for rich people?
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Tickets for BNAT are around $75. For that you get to see around a ten films, three or four of which are advanced screenings with the others being vintage films you would probably never have a chance to see in the theater. You also get an assortment of freebies such as DVDs, books, graphic novels, movie posters, CDs and assorted movie merchandise. On top of that Austin is a great place to visit with many interesting sites and amazing food.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I'm confused.
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You can buy a ticket if you didn't get in, but you won't get a ticket. They'll just take your money as a donation.
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Thanks Tonagan. Pay for your ticket but you don't get a ticket??! Huh?
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... that you're a complete fucking idiot? If not, it's high time someone did: You're a complete fucking idiot!. Do you in fact have a life outside of posting inane bullshit to AICN talkbacks?
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... as amazing as this sounds, there are bigger asswipes than you in this TB. I love when people talk shit about a place they've never been. Austin, BNAT and/or Harry aside, kicks ass in MANY ways. It sucks in a few ways too, like any place. But the ratio of kick ass to suckiness is relatively high compared to most U.S. cities.
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Nov 17, 2009 7:46:15 AM CST
It wasn't harsh. You're right about Lockes
by isleptwithkathybatesandallthatigotwasthi
He's also a hypocrite. "You fucking complain about everything." says Lockes, of all people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Are there going to be a few tickets for sale at the door this year, like in year's past? I know there's some sort of lotto system in place, but if there's even a small shot I'll get in I'll be there waiting and freezing my ass off Dec. 13.
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for us poor saps that didn't get in
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It may be December, but it's Austin in December. It's generally 50-60 degrees in the morning.Anyway, there may be a few tickets on sale the morning of, they won't find out until they count empty seats, at which point there will be someone that comes out and chooses people.
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Two words
Tex Mex. AKA shit on a plate. Texas has nothing to offer in the way of food. -
The food and drink are included in this price correct???
If not, the Kids Club can suck it. -
Your ignorance is monumental if you think "Tex Mex" is all Austin has to offer as far as food goes. You don't even believe your own bullshit do you? Fucking TROLL!
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The food at the various Alamo Draft Houses is uniformly excellent, reasonably priced, and decidedly NOT tex mex. You don't know what you're talking about.
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You've obviously never had GOOD Tex Mex. Let me guess, your favorite dish is Kraft Macaroni Cheese? Spagetti-Os? I don't care where you're from, Austin has plenty of locally owned non-chain franchise, restaurants that rival the best in the world. Ignorant troll, that's all you are. You just love to shit on stuff for the sake of shitting.
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they would go for more than $75. A missed opportunity methinks. The Saturday morning kids club kids deserve it
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Wow, someone is REALLY defensive about Tex Mex!
Let me guess, your fat right? -
Nov 17, 2009 10:14:21 AM CST
"Let me guess, your favorite dish is Kraft Macaroni Cheese? Spag
by darth_fuck_shit
Actually I've never really given any thought to my favorite food (thats more of a fat person thing)
"Troll". Wow, you are so up on the hip internet lingo, you must be the stud of your World of Warcraft group.
Anyways, I would much, MUCH rather be a "Troll" than just another one of the Harry Knowles / Tim League suck up squad.
Homos like you rant and rave about your beloved Austin but honestly, what the hell would you do with yourself if Harry and Tim were to drop dead at this moment? No more BNAT!!! NO!!!!! No more waitresses dressed as Hobbits serving second breakfasts of shitty ass Tex Mex!! NO!!!!
Please insult me back, I thrive on this shit.
Eagerly awaiting response now. -
Nov 17, 2009 10:18:33 AM CST
As I expected Darth. You wilfully missed the point...
by skyway moaters
... for the sake of trolling. You shouldn't disparage things you know nothing about. There, simplified to comply with your practically non-existent powers of perception. Carry on troll-boy.
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Ok, I shall.
Skyway Moaters should spend more time pursuing a life and less time creeping about the Saturday Morning Kids Club fishing for young boy ass
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Oh, and unfortunatly I have spent plenty of time in Austin (my work relocated me there for 10 months)
So, I do know what I am talking about.
You can go back to sucking off Harry now. -
Skyway Moaters actually types out winking little happy faces.
I.m speechless. -
..how long do we have to purchase tickets? I'm trying to get the money and travel stuff together and want to make sure I do everything on time.
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It's "you're" not "your".
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... you spent your entire 10 months in Austin being shuttled back and forth between the sweat shop, Motel 6, and El Mercato for your one meal a day of crappy tex mex? My bad.
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Got my plane ticket also. Finally, my Bank´s Rewards Progam was good for something other than free wallets and 1st generation ipod shuffles. Specially considering than the average ticket from Mexico city to Austin was $640 (dollars, not pesos). Now all I need is to book my hotel/hostel/couch (any recs on the cheap?) and to rent a car (Yeah, the airline I booked doesn´t fly to Austin, so I land at San Antonio and have to drive to Austin. If anyone wants to tag along, no prob)
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my mistake.
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Don't forget I spent a great deal of time at your moms house.
She was eating Tex Mex out of my asshole.
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a place called "Maudes".
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Erm, not really, but I don't think it's right to make fun of retarded children.
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So, did you get into BNAT? I bet your just peeing your pants at the chance to have an eating contest with the great Harry Knowles.
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Explains a lot.
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Sorry rodnunley
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Is a lonely, lonely man. That's if you can consider "him" a man.
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And actually it's "Maudie's" Darth, and it does kind of suck. Feel better now?
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I doubt he has even been there. Probably randomly looked up Austin eatery's online. What exactly is "Tex Mex" anyways?
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... even after you knew it sucked?
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OK, now knowing that Skyway is retarded I will ignore his incredibly stupid question.
Fallen_one, Tex Mex is basically the ghetto version of Chili. Go to your local 99 cent store, buy a can of the cheapest shittiest chili you can find, open the can, take a dump into the chili, and serve.
And there you have Tex Mex.
And don't even get me started on Texas BBQ! Barffffffff! -
... a "bastardisation" of interior Mexican cuisine. It's what most of the U.S. thinks of as "Mexican Food". Characterized by lettuce and diced tomato garnishes/ salad, with guacamole & sour-cream + "pico de gallo" (in Texas), & tortilla chips, served with tacos, burritos, enchiladas, quesadillas, chimichangas etc. with rice and refried beans. As with all types of "Americanized" cooking and otherwise, there's good Tex Mex and there's bad Tex Mex. Taking into consideration his "In-N-Out" Burgers (which do kick ass BTW) reference, I reckon Darth is a none-too-bright 14 year old living somewhere in the San Fernando Valley area - which explains a lot.
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that Tex Mex is like the caviar of good ol' boy inbred Texans.
And you can get better BBQ at fucking KFC. -
Sounds good to me:)The idiot Troll is right about In N Out though.
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*Sigh* You don't REALLY believe your own bullshit do you darth_kill_grrrl? Sorry, but this post marks all the time I have to waste on bullshit today. Maybe some other misguided poster will take over and pay you the attention you so deperately crave. You have fun playing on the 'Internets' now, y'hear?
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Tell your mom to eat my shit!
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Whoop! Whoop!
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... next time I visit the cemetary.
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...good news.
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Get it? Do ya? you got it right?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! -
Hot dog! The only article I take seriously on this site.
What 1970's Swedish porn will Harry recommend this week? -
You get what you deserve. Remember you came at me first.
Enjoy your Tex Mex ya homo! -
... you didn't win shit except the king asshole prize. Congratufuckinglations. You got nothing boy. You aren't even in the game. You have no idea what I'm capable of. I just got tired of feeding a fuckwit troll. Relish your 'victory' moron. It's the most success you'll ever experience in your pointless life. Insults traded in an anonymous forum? You are fucking pathetic.
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Do a little homework weakling.
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Banable offense shitstain.
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You mean like calling someone a Troll because they had the AUDACITY to criticize food?
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what the hell are you talking about??
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You spent 10 months in Austin? Fucking hooray for you, you didn't even make it through one calendar year. I'm sure in that time you managed to experience Austin City Limits, SxSW Music and Film, AFF, Fantastic Fest, BNAT, Reggae Fest, not to mention all of the weekly special screenings and concerts presented by the likes of AICN and the Drafthouse. 10 whole months, you must've been around for a QT Fest then, right? I mean, with that much time invested, you probably caught all of the headlining gigs at places like Antones and Stubbs, right? You seem the ambitious type, so I'm certain you were a member of the Linklater-headed AFS, and attended all of their free screenings of 35mm classics and limited release indies. You probably caught some stand-up acts at Cap City, Austin Music Hall, or the Paramount. Speaking of the Paramount, I assume you took advantage of their Summer Movie Series? Perhaps you and your wealth of friends went drinking on 6th street, or maybe at one of the more low key nightlife hotspots around town? They love hearing your fascinating tales of interweb double-crosses, no doubt. And I'll give you the benefit of the doubt...you surely drove out to Lockhart to try that BBQ that you so despise. Oh yes, sir...in 10 months time you lived the Austin life, and now you're equipped to tell the world about it. What a fucking joke.
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I LOVE San Diego, but the city has the most wretched Thai food I have ever had in my life.
OK, bring on the Comic-Con nerds. Let the lynching begin.
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And of course Austin is the only place on earth that has all these wonderful screenings and festivals.
Let me tell you about a magical place called....Los Angeles! -
San Francisco, Pasadena, Claremont, New York, Chicago, etc. etc. etc.
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...the point was that your time here wasn't "unfortunate," as you described it, unless you made it so. And yes, that goes for the food as well as the art.
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I was there 10 months, I did not have a great time. And yes I did take in some of the culture, but to be honest it is nothing I could not get at home. I am sure Austin is all around a swell town. All I am doing is speaking from experience.
To each his own. -
... and I'll take Austin HANDS DOWN. Now go sodomize yourself with a large sharp object valley-boy.
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... and I'll take Austin HANDS DOWN. Now go sodomize yourself with a large sharp object valley-boy.
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..y'know, as in keep it to yourself. The impression you've repeatedly given is that your 10 months of work duty here places you in a position to "inform" others (blakindigo). Hell, at one point you even said the entire state of Texas (again, I'm to assume your "experience" knows no bounds) has shit for food. Don't fool yourself, you've been speaking in generalized stereotypes from the start. Had you been speaking fairly out of your limited experience, instead of out of your asshole, I would never have taken the time to respond.
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You have obviously never experienced the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, New Beverly Theater, blah, blah, blah, blah, Pinks Hot Dogs, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Silent Movie Theater, blah, blah, blah, blah, Golden Apple comics, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah,blah
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The steers and queers thing? True or false?
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Our gangs can KICK THE SHIT out of your gangs!
I guarantee we got your murder rate beat buddy! -
Zing! good one!
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Yowll fynd out what I ben talking a bout soon enuff my deare oh yes. Hows the male prost titute rabit workiting out for you darth kill bloak?
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i were actually going. so, fuck it. no dough for the kiddos.
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To each there own, but I'll admit when it comes to A-town food its all about what you pick...sorry to hear about the MaudesTexMex as I haven't tried that one. I say it can't be beat for bar food. Hoek's Death Metal Pizza is Mana from Heaven after a late night of many beers...and the Casino El Camino Buffalo Blue Cheese Burger is THE greatest Burger on EARTH.
As for the BNAT ticket buying...I agree with VonThunderballs there. Maybe if the donation at least got you the goody bag business...but even then. Meh...
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