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More Hot Cylon Nakedness!! CAPRICA Season-One Poster!!

Published at:  Nov 13, 2009 2:51:00 AM CST

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That’s teen genius Zoe Graystone (Alessandra Torresani) with the apple.

The show also stars Eric Stoltz, Esai Morales (as Bill Adama’s dad), Polly Walker, Paula Malcolmson, James Marsters and Patton Oswalt.

Twenty season-one hours begin on Syfy Jan. 22.



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  • Nov 12, 2009 11:48:44 PM CST

    First?

    by _qpid77_

    Here's hoping for my first first. Also, here's hoping Caprica is better than I think it will be ... I miss my BSG and this year's crop of scifi doesn't cut it.

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  • Nov 12, 2009 11:49:19 PM CST

    Damn

    by _qpid77_

    Oh well, no first for me. Maybe next time :)

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  • Nov 12, 2009 11:49:32 PM CST

    fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

    by tall_boy66

    fapfapfapfapfapfapfapFAP!

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  • Nov 12, 2009 11:52:12 PM CST

    Galactica tie-in

    by paragoncomplex

    It makes me wonder what Caprica has to offer. We already know how the story ends. Jane Espenson is great, and I love Battlestar Galactica, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't somewhat skeptical about Caprica. I know I'm not the only one.

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  • Nov 12, 2009 11:53:07 PM CST

    Large Head?

    by chriskw

    Looks a little disproportionate to me.

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  • Nov 12, 2009 11:55:49 PM CST

    Is this a racy "One Day at a Time" remake?

    by mistere

    The girl is very cute, but reminds me of Valerie Bertinelli with that 70's hair!

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  • Nov 13, 2009 12:11:04 AM CST

    Pure CGI.

    by v'shael

    If this is how they choose to sell the show, you just know it's going to be good sci-fi, right?

    When will those fuck heads realise, if we want porn, tits and ass, we'll watch porn tits and ass? We won't watch Scifi to get glimpses of side-boob.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 12:11:57 AM CST

    Child Porn?

    by smokingrobot

    This is not good.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 12:16:26 AM CST

    BATTLESTAR CALIFORNICATION

    by zillabeast

    I absolutely loved the CAPRICA pilot. I think this series has potential to be better Sci-Fi TV than BSG ever was. It's going to be a tough sell though, and the naysayers who hated how "Daybreak" concluded will have a field day taking shots at this new show. More fapfap material like this will defintiely help though. Sad, but true.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 12:17:14 AM CST

    "SyFy - Imagine Greater"

    by mistere

    It's not too difficult.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 12:51:06 AM CST

    Smoking Robot: Seconded.

    by catlettuce4

    Creepy child porn.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 12:51:15 AM CST

    Despite the fact the actress is 22

    by toasterslayer

    I still feel like this poster is a little dirty because her character is supposed to be a teenager...

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  • Nov 13, 2009 12:55:03 AM CST

    James Masters?

    by oisin5199

    you do mean Marsters, right? We get to see Spike on SyFy?

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  • Nov 13, 2009 12:58:53 AM CST

    ...Her?

    by inanemaster

  • Nov 13, 2009 1:46:05 AM CST

    I've never seen Caprica or BSG

    by tall_boy66

    So I have no clue who that is. But, I restate: fapfapfapfapfapfapFAP!

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  • Nov 13, 2009 1:49:40 AM CST

    Patton Oswalt

    by thedarklinglord

    Seriously, who the fuck thought that was a good idea? He'll be singlehandedly responsible for making the show unwatchable.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 3:19:15 AM CST

    Saw it and loved it!

    by anna6543211

  • Nov 13, 2009 4:18:13 AM CST

    Hollywoods cure for pedophiles...

    by v'shael

    By getting older and older actresses to play younger roles, they hope to eventually get pervs who are turned on by grown women (who are only playing young girls)

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  • Nov 13, 2009 5:38:50 AM CST

    To all you pedo-weirdos

    by sebilrazen

    Her biological character is 16, prior to the conversion, at which time she becomes ageless. Pretend that the poster is sent back in time from season 3, when her biological character would have been 18. Or, alternatively, look at it like the last Family Guy episode, if Miley Cyrus were a robot, would it count? Brian didn't think so (no I don't think anyone should take moral advice from Seth MacFarlane - it was just the most recent/relevant example that popped into my head) Regardless, this image is protected under the Supreme Court's Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition decision from 2002 http://ow.ly/BQRF
    Deity/Causality forbid any of you watch Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet (Olivia Hussey was under 18 when she was making the "Beast with two backs" on film) or any incarnation of Lolita, you'll have a freakin' coronary.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 5:49:03 AM CST

    Still waiting for the pilot to make its way over

    by thegoldbergv

    to the UK. No DVD release and I don't do downloading. Looks interesting though. BSG universe+Trixy from Deadwood+ Atia of the Julii=definite interest (possible - for Eric Stoltz)

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  • Nov 13, 2009 6:02:34 AM CST

    thedarklinglord

    by sebilrazen

    Patton didn't ruin United States of Tara.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 6:06:15 AM CST

    Poor taste by SyFy

    by teethgnasher

    Remember, they're remaking the Phantom with a stupid costume. So, no surprise there.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 6:30:00 AM CST

    James Marsters should be doing better

    by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights

    He's one of those actors who hasn't really gotten the attention he's deserved. He was great in Buffy and, from what little I saw, great in Smallville too. His appearance in Torchwood was also very cool.I'm pleased he's getting work in this but i'd like to see him get some movie work too.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 6:32:16 AM CST

    Love the idea of Zoe being Eve

    by chain

    Considering what we already know of Zoe and the outcome of the BSG story that makes perfect sense.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 7:24:47 AM CST

    Can you actually buy these posters?

    by darthsynn

    I've seen posters for shows like Lost, Smallville, and Terminator. Where can you get them?

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  • Nov 13, 2009 7:27:47 AM CST

    @darthsynn . . .

    by skidmarkedundies

    Have you tried eBay?

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  • Nov 13, 2009 7:29:53 AM CST

    Herc?!?!?!?

    by red ned lynch

    James Marsters? So even after that terrible pilot I'm going to have to give this show a try? I mean Morales was the only thing I liked even a little in the pilot. Stolz went through the whole thing with the expression of someone with dog poop on his shoes and neither Walker or Malcolmson got anything much to do. And the plot constructed a world entirely from cliche. Now I'm going to have to watch it more. You've put cool news in a crap news souffle.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 7:40:10 AM CST

    SkidMarkedUndies

    by darthsynn

    I'll give it a shot. But it seems like FYE or even a comic book shop would stock them.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 7:45:25 AM CST

    And yeah, that poster is lame...

    by red ned lynch

    ...but I was all anti-BSG, too, because of how all the promo stuff obsessed with the glowing stripe up Helfer's back when she was having sex. That turned out okay. I'd say the marketing folks at SycyiyFyiy either overestimate how horny and easily manipulated their demo is or are very horny themselves.

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  • The irony is, you know Siffy will edit out all the nudity that was included in the DVD release.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 10:09:01 AM CST

    Since she's a robot and not a real person, age doesn't count

    by gravybits

    She's fair game

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  • Nov 13, 2009 10:14:34 AM CST

    oh crap!

    by johnnyangel

  • Nov 13, 2009 10:17:26 AM CST

    She probubly will turn out to be Eve...

    by freebeer

    ...given the apple in the poster and all.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 10:51:52 AM CST

    Should Been A Sequel, Set In Our Future

    by freebeer

    Along the lines of what olmos suggested. What he actually said is that Blade Runner could be watched as a sequel to Battlestar, showing our future where we repeat the same mistakes, though Cylons are now known as Replicants. Got me thinking that a sequel set in oue future would be pretty great. A more advanced future from now, though not as far along as technologically wise as the Galactica civilisation. Unlike the prequel we won't know where its going, the tension created by the audience wondering if we will destroy ourselves again or will we be the generation to end the cycle. Could be similiar to Caprica, but with the knowledge of whats to come. What you groovy folk think?

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  • Nov 13, 2009 10:53:15 AM CST

    but WITHOUT the knowledge of whats to come

    by freebeer

  • Nov 13, 2009 10:58:54 AM CST

    Oh for the love of God

    by billypilgrimisunstuck

    I take down child porn for a living. Please do not end up in my queue.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 11:10:15 AM CST

    She Sure Aint No Grace Park

    by freebeer

  • Nov 13, 2009 11:11:45 AM CST

    How is this child porn?

    by performingmonkey

    For a start, the actress is 22, the character is 16, which is the legal age for sexual intercourse in the UK. Do you see her tits and ass in the pic? No. Is it a particularly sexy pose? No, she's just holding an apple and smiling at the camera FFS. It doesn't even look like the actress's body (no way in hell she's that thin, not that it matters).

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  • Nov 13, 2009 11:18:04 AM CST

    robot or not, Miley can come to my house anytime.

    by bouncy x

    never thought she was hot or anything but her latest video.."party in the usa" or whatever..she just looks tasty. illegal be damned.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 11:47:21 AM CST

    They couldn't get someone hotter?

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    I mean seriously?

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  • Nov 13, 2009 11:53:30 AM CST

    Are There Skin Jobs In This?

    by freebeer

    Cos unless they are the final five and co. then it just doesn't make sense!!

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  • Nov 13, 2009 11:53:46 AM CST

    Craprica

    by conqueror worm

    I avoided the new Battlestar Galactica for 3 years, purely because TV rarely delivers, let alone Sci-Fi on TV.
    But we are living in the Golden Age of television, and we are very privileged to witness shows like The Wire, BSG, Mad Men etc, I realise that now after stepping into BSG with all my prejudices, one of my favourite shows of all time.
    The Caprica pilot was decent, the mood was different, in a good way, as long as they keep clear of too many storylines with the kids (naked or not). January can't come soon enough.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 11:54:00 AM CST

    Also, Skin J~ob Sounds Like a Sex Act

    by freebeer

  • Nov 13, 2009 12:34:55 PM CST

    So Siffy is using pedophiles as an advertising base now?

    by asimovdiedofaids

  • Nov 13, 2009 1:07:49 PM CST

    Banging Her Would Be Innapropriate

    by crow3711

    She looks wicked hot in that picture, but seriously, do a Google Image search of that girl...she's a pedophiles dream. She is legal, but you could actually treat her like was a 12 year old girl and believe it. Her face is too young. Something really freaking me out about it. That said....if she was naked in my bed...

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  • Nov 13, 2009 1:16:16 PM CST

    must suck being a pedophile these days

    by bouncy x

    all these hot teen girls around. cant imagine if you're trying to cure yourself too and you sit on a bus during rush hour only to have 10-20 highschool girls get on. even i have to act like i dont notice them so i dont seem naughty, god bless imagination. :p

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  • Nov 13, 2009 1:49:00 PM CST

    You would think there would be more Polanski sympathizers on thi

    by caseymccall

    By reading this TB.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 1:57:35 PM CST

    Show's going to suck.

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Nov 13, 2009 2:04:57 PM CST

    Maybe a teen genius

    by the 6th conchord

    but also an unpleasant teen spoiled B.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 2:28:05 PM CST

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ show will suck ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  • Nov 13, 2009 3:59:28 PM CST

    Word to the wise....

    by revenge_of_fett

    If you're going to have a sexy, naked chick on your poster, make sure she's actually PRETTY!

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  • Nov 13, 2009 4:28:48 PM CST

    How do ya like them apples?...

    by amy chasing

    I liked the pilot, and to all those who say "what's the point, we all know how it ends anyway" - The ending never was the point. Like the Monkey voice-over says: it is the journey that matters.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 5:54:20 PM CST

    WAY TO RIP OFF TERMINATOR!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • Nov 13, 2009 6:07:19 PM CST

    Where's the "hot nakedness"?

    by giggitygoo

    All I see is the pug-faced girl from the "Caprica" pilot. Wow, you fanboys are not very discriminating.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 7:04:35 PM CST

    In a related side note

    by megatom5

    Dollhouse got canceled. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THAT SHOW WAS TERRIBLE! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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  • Nov 13, 2009 9:30:27 PM CST

    Dollhouse had its moments.

    by amy chasing

    Defying Gravity had none.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 10:16:32 PM CST

    isn't she supposed to be like 15

    by punto

    on the show?

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  • Nov 13, 2009 11:24:59 PM CST

    Lol, you prudes

    by lockesbrokenleg

    Isn't this the same site where people call each other cocks?

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  • Nov 13, 2009 11:41:53 PM CST

    If She Was Asian I'd Do Her..

    by freebeer

    ..don't worry, my girlfriends asian so I'm allowed say racially insensitive things.

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  • Nov 13, 2009 11:49:33 PM CST

    Anyone hear of The Blue Brain Project?

    by freebeer

    Skynet/HAL/Replicants/Cylons are not far off people. Ten years there will be a computer brain able to out think us and feel emotion. Haven't these people learned anything from Hollywood movies??

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  • Nov 14, 2009 2:42:39 AM CST

    Blue Brain Project

    by amy chasing

    Sounds cool, but considering how many other robotics and AI labs working on similar projects keep saying they're no where close to matching the complexities of the human brain - I'll believe it when I see it.

    Which, if we go by the Skynet scenario, would of course be too late. ;)

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  • Nov 14, 2009 5:04:30 AM CST

    How long before Sci-Fi kills the show?

    by flandersbum

    I give it one season.

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  • Nov 14, 2009 5:51:14 AM CST

    Then there's the fact...

    by jayesstee

    ... that she doesn't actually look underage. Just because teenagers on television look this way, doesn't mean normal teenagers do.

    Go actually look at some real 14-16 year olds. And no, not in that way. Please try not to get arrested in the food court while you do it.

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  • Nov 14, 2009 6:29:17 AM CST

    Smoking Robot, she looks like a child.

    by famouseccles

  • Nov 14, 2009 6:53:11 AM CST

    FamousEccles, no she doesn't

    by jayesstee

  • Nov 14, 2009 10:04:19 AM CST

    Caprica is going to be a good show.

    by hint_of_smegma

    But it's going to be cancelled before it finishes it's run - there's no way it will pick up the numbers Galactica made, and Galactica was struggling numbers-wise. I hope I'm wrong here because I'd love to see a four-season prequel to BSG going along as the pilot promised....but I'll be surprised if it gets a second season. Really hope I'm wrong, loved the pilot, could be a fantastic show.

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  • Nov 14, 2009 11:06:27 AM CST

    No Really Amy, Ten Years Off..

    by freebeer

    ..was in this months issue of BBC's Focus magazine. You can probubly look it up online. Scary stuff. Thoguh the brain is said to be the size of the pentigon so it will be a long time before they can stick it in a robot body. Still, they really shouldn't hook it up to the internet or Roland Emmerichs next movies will be a true story bout what happens....well,probubly not.

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  • Nov 14, 2009 11:08:01 AM CST

    Why isn't

    by freebeer

  • Nov 14, 2009 11:08:35 AM CST

    ..caprica out in ireland yet??

    by freebeer

  • Nov 14, 2009 11:20:49 AM CST

    her?

    by notspock2

  • Nov 14, 2009 1:29:13 PM CST

    WOWEEEEE that is SOOOOOO sexy

    by dangerdave

  • Nov 14, 2009 3:33:37 PM CST

    Poster to viewer: "Caprica, it's about...

    by jt kirk

    nothing. No reason to watch this show, just a bland girl eating an apple, move along."

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  • Nov 14, 2009 8:27:49 PM CST

    Underage character gotta eat!

    by mistere

  • Nov 14, 2009 8:28:13 PM CST

    She gave the shirt off her back...

    by mistere

    ...for that apple!

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  • Nov 14, 2009 8:33:36 PM CST

    JayEssTee, yes she does

    by famouseccles

  • Nov 14, 2009 8:47:29 PM CST

    FreeBeer, how's things lang ball?

    by famouseccles

    always good to meet the likes of yourself here.

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  • Nov 14, 2009 8:48:32 PM CST

    BTW, why is she covering her tits?

    by famouseccles

  • Nov 14, 2009 9:08:48 PM CST

    FamousEccles Is Colin Farrell!!!

    by freebeer

  • Nov 15, 2009 3:10:25 AM CST

    "this months issue of BBC's Focus magazine"

    by v'shael

    Focus is a bit shit. They aim to popularise science at the expense of accuracy. I used to get it for about a year, and each issue was worse than the last.

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  • Nov 15, 2009 7:08:13 AM CST

    FreeBeer, I'm not even close!! I'm no where

    by famouseccles

    near as hairy, no where near as popular with woman and I'm broke!!!

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  • Nov 15, 2009 11:26:20 AM CST

    V'Shael, You're Right There..

    by freebeer

    ..It is a bit shit, a science tabloid really, but the cover stories are usually pretty indepth and accurate. There's only two mag's in my local newsagents I pick up, Focus and Empire. Focus ain't a heavy read but it's good just for something to flick through over a mug of coffee.

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  • Nov 16, 2009 5:28:25 AM CST

    @Freebeer : Sure, it's a coffee read...

    by v'shael

    but if you want to know how far we are away from decent AI, you can't read something like Focus.

    There are websites you can read, instead of tabloidy science mags.

    Slashdot.org has usually got some very intelligent commentary on science stories of the day.

    Bear in mind, some technologies have been "10 years away", for 50 years now. Among the more heinous examples of our species deluding itself with the 10 years away myth...

    Fusion reactors
    Cure for cancer
    AIDS vaccine
    US adopting the Metric system
    Global currency

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