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CARTMAN WILL NOT BE SILENCED IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK ” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11
AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, November 9, 2009 – Cartman has a daily forum for his agenda when he is chosen to do the morning announcements at school in an all-new "South Park" titled, "Dances with Smurfs," premiering on Wednesday, November 11 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.
So far this season:
13.1 Kenny got his promise ring;
13.2 Cartman took on Mysterion;
13.3 Kyle dodged a crucifixion;
13.4 Butters was felled by queefage;
13.5 Carlos Mencia finally came clean;
13.6 Finland got nuked for not playing along;
13.7 Cartman indulged piracy;
13.8 A ghost educated Ike on chipotle underwear blood;
13.9 Butters kept his pimp-hand strong;
13.10 The Wrestling Takedown Federation was organized;
13.11 Japan redirected its anger toward cattle and fowl; and
13.12 The boys redefined the f-word.
After tonight, one episode left until March!
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AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, November 9, 2009 – Cartman has a daily forum for his agenda when he is chosen to do the morning announcements at school in an all-new "South Park" titled, "Dances with Smurfs," premiering on Wednesday, November 11 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL.
Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.
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I haven't agreed with the boys much over the past few years, but if there's one thing I've hated for years and felt I was totally alone in, it's fucking loud motorcycles. You might as well just drive around blaring an air-horn at everyone you pass, it's that goddamn obnoxious. Kudos to the show for having the balls to say so in a "West coast choppers" world.
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Yay.
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Second is.. second is nothing.
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fags!!!
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It sounds like they could be bagging on Glenn Beck and all his ludicrous nonsense. Although I think it more likely they'd target Keith Olberman.
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was freaking hilarious, glad somebody made it clear that fag doesn't necessarily mean gay :)
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I'm thinking this has to be a Glenn Beck satire, but that title has me wondering if there's some James Cameron/AVATAR bashing mixed in...
...unless AICN Talkbackers are the target. Ruh roh...
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FINALLY, the talkback headline is without the word ANTEPENULTIMATE when it applies.
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Condolences, Herc. Better fly that Joss Whedon Flag at half-mast for the remainder of the day.
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Olbermann is certainly biased, but at least he's coherent. Beck can be downright labrynthine in some of the bizarre theories he brings up and conclusions he draws. I would never turn to either of these guys for news, but you'd have to be either extraordinarily gullible or just find with copious amounts of blind, ignorant rage to believe half of what Glenn Beck says.
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I'm just asking the question. I don't say he did rape and murder a teenage girl. But isn't it curious how he has never denied it?
Yeah, yeah.. South Park, this is the first time you guys have been LATE to the joke/meme.
And Herc, have you forsaken your fetish for the word PENULTIMATE? -
But Parker rarely likes to skewer conservatives. The idea is, I gather, that everyone else does that. But still, how can you not mock Beck? He's such a massive, massive douchebag.
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I hope this show stays on forever. You haters need to shut the fuck up and catch aids.
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names both have double n's, a somewhat rare spelling? Isn't that a curious coincidence? Now, I'm not saying that there is a connection, or a media conspiracy to polarize us into left and right wing modes of thought using media company created and programmed androids hosting polemical news analysis shows, but isn't it interesting that I'm the only one asking this question? (starts tearing up, bites knuckle).
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but they generally make fun of liberals too I dont really think they single anyone out
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those right-wing, hate-spewing faggots!!!
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Liberals seem to have this air about them that they are untouchable or taboo to mock, whereas conservatives don't. So that's basically a dare..
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Someone seems to forget about Nixon, Bush II, Cheney and 95% of their voters. I expect this episode to be their Glenn Beck bashing and the South Park guys seemed to change their tune after Katerina.
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But they (seem) to believe that their positions and ideals are so noble and indisputable that they are above mockery. A perfect example would be the "Butt Out!" episode. Of course smoking is bad, but assholes who force their opinions on you like you are too stupid to make your own choices are worse. And that kind of douchbaggery knows no party lines.
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Our bite-sized culture rears it's ugly head once again. People saying that Matt and Trey are "late" at making jokes pertaining to the moronic dribble that spews from both sides of the aisles are missing the point of what makes the show so great. Most of the time they know right away what angle they want to take on a certain topic, and we get things like the Terry Schiavo episode (Which people could say it was "late" since they didn't make the episode until late into the debacle). My point is that one of the things I like about SP versus other social commentary these days is that they are willing to take a step back and think out their response, rather than just reacting. If that means they're gonna wait until they're ready to do a show about it... I'm all for that. Besides... Glenn Beck still has a show, ergo, he's still relevant if only by the fact that he won't go away. Like a goddamn gremlin...
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Cartman acts like an asshole. Please Stay Tuned.
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Then that basically means you feel you're doing something wrong. Point taken.
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but I laughed. I did.
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would be interested in Cartman lies but it seems his class was bored throughout the whole thing. Cartmen only seemed to appeal to kids and geekss, but the rest knew Cartman was full of shit!Loved how Wendy turn Cartman BS around on him!But Cartman showing himself interacting with the Smurfs was also funny!
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good job.
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I said that South Park would make fund of Avatar in the first Avatar Talk back. Pay up.
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He was my favorite part of this ep. The rest of it was just so-so.
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It is an interesting that tonight's episode had Wendy as a central theme, in whatever capacity, as today is the 10 year anniversary of the suicide of Mary Kay Bergman, who was the main provider of female voices on the show until 1999.
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Nov 11, 2009 10:23:17 PM CST
Will Market Saw.com write an open letter to South Park?
by trannyformers_apologist
Will the IMDb Avatards protest/boycott South Park?
Where are all the Avatar White Knights and brainwashed fanbois foaming at the mouth? Avatar NEEDS defending and apologizing! -
Everyone has missed that Wendy is Sarah Palin. Going Rogue on Smurfs...
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I'm a conservative, and I have never liked him. He's a shallow blow hard, and Cartman sends him up beautifully here. This is hands down the best episode of the season, and the ending... I confess I didn't see it coming.
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Nov 12, 2009 12:07:08 AM CST
Holy shit what an intro!!!!!!!!!!!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
What the fuck!!!!!!!!
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Doubtful.
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Nov 12, 2009 12:35:23 AM CST
Past 3 episodes have been pretty funny actually
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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It seems like this episode came out a few weeks to early though. I know there pretty much at the end of the season but I think it would be more relevant to most people had they waited til at least December to air this. They are usually quick with their satires but a little too quick this time...
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Was amazing. The best start to an SP episode in a long time. This episode was all over the place, but in a good way. I loved Ike's "noooo!" to the first smurf, casey miller, saving Glenn Beck's hair for later and of course, the Avatar reference. God that movie is going to suck, I want to lay down a bet in Vegas on rotten tomato critic score- fuck IMDB (for it's rating system, everything else it does is kosher).
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check out Butters expression. He's the only one in the class being traumatised. :) Brilliant.
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I would like to actively petition movie theaters to bill "Avatar" as "Dances With Smurfs"... that is all.
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... that both Sarah Palin and South Park start with SP?
Really makes you think. Glen Beck is a douche, deserving to be mocked by SNL, The Daily Show, Colbert, etc. BTW, Olbermann's right leaning counterpart is someone like O'Reilly, not this clown or Rush, who both admit to being "entertainers", feeding off the hatred and ignorance of those who eat up every bit of this BS to justify the feeling they already had. Unlike liberals, who usually seem to have at least SOMETHING to back up their opinions beyond "feelings" and -ists and "God said so"s, even when they're wrong (and they are, but usually for different reasons). Plus, far lefties (of which there are way fewer than Fox would have you believe, and with much less power) usually just call you stupid and fight amongst themselves, while far righties are organized, angry, often misinformed, and call you an immoral, baby killing, traitorous terrorist lover who hates the troops and America and somehow can convince the not-so-liberal media (who are so afraid of being called the liberal media or even looking biased they often give equal time to the right, even if factually they aren't equal, all while the far right calls them far left anyway) that they are the moderates, even as every polls ever (except Rassmusen lately) says they're actually on the fringe of what most people want and believe. And don't even get me started on Coulter. -
Darn you lack of an edit button!!!
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I can't believe not one of you people has pointed it out. Cartman was pretty obviously Rush Limbaugh, down to the silly poses and self-righteous faces he made on his book covers and T.V. openings. Not to mention he's a fatass with stupid hair who works on the radio, and despite acting like he could do a better job than all of the leaders put together, he backs down when someone suggests he take office.
Cartman even used several of his catchphrases, like beginning sentences with "Friends, blah blah blah"
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Dances with Smurfs it is!
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Do your own Troma movie! Write, act, and direct your own troma live action! Pleeeeeease.
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...than to have Glenn Beck outlive you child'Brilliant report from The Onion...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-faCh8BUEts
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Parodying Glenn Beck is perfectly fine, but Cartman was so ludicrous and over the top I couldn't buy into it. If Cartman were a little more subtle in trying to bring down Wendy (presumably for beating him up last year) then it might have worked. The only high spot was spinning the ending into a shot at Avatar (just an hour after I saw a clip for the first time).
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I'm only asking the question
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I have to say, though, it would've been fun to see AICN Talkbackers as the target. It's been too long since JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK.
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Have you ever watched Glenn Beck? That's just about how over the top he actually is. I didn't find the episode as funny as I found it creepy and depressing because it was a pretty accurate portrayal of the extreme-right-wingers who represent such a small minority of the Republican party, but get more face-time than all the rest combined!
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But it was damn funny "The president is a worthless douchebag...I'm Casey Miller."
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He nails the left and the right. Obama gets the ugly stick more often because he is expanding government at a high rate. Beck exaggerates his mannerisms not unlike some of your gurus j stew and ubermann. Southpark skewers both sides.
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Calling the "president" a slutty slut slut is funny, but I remember when Rush Limbaugh was harping that Hillary Clinton flat out had Vince Foster murdered, is when the "joke" turns ugly. Because the Butters of the world believe it "cuz it was on the radio".
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I've only watched Glenn Beck in very small doses because he annoys me even though I'm fairly conservative. Parodying him by being even more annoying just isn't funny, and even giving SP the broad range of things they usually let Cartman get away with, this goes too far. Even when he faked Tourette's he couldn't get away with that much crap.
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Last night he was implying that the Obama's NSA guy, a retired general, might be light on terror because he wasn't very pro-Israeli. I'm very pro-Israeli but even I thought that logic was appalling especially directed at a military guy on veteran's day. So attacking him is fine, this just wasn't funny. Now when they went after that fake who pretends to talk to dead people - that was funny.
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I'm just asking questions. http://gawker.com/5355901/glenn-beck-pr-genius-spreads-the-false-rumor-he-raped-and-murdered-a-young-girl-in-1990
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Beck only briefly & in a very minute, almost-hushed tone, criticizes a very scant few figures on the right. And usually, it's GWB. Kind of an easy target.
Otherwise, everyone... EVERYONE on the left, middle, or even center right, gets the hot coals. His audience, his CORE audience are the ones who eat this stuff up, and his secondary audience fills in the rest of his profit margin by being semi-curious & unsure of their own political views.
Beck is an opportunist, in entertainer host's clothing and seldom has any real facts to back up his bluster. Anyone with half a brain knows he is full of shit. I'm actually glad he has the platform he has. All he does is make people on the right look absolutely stark-raving batty. Don't bother my ass one bit. Give 'em enough rope.
As for Stewart, don't even go there. He is, and always will be, a man of comedy. It's just happenstance that everything that he & his writers skewer for our enjoyment, also happens to be tinged with a heightened sense of truth & awareness.
Olbermann at least wears his heart on his sleeve. He makes no bones about being 'centerist' or 'bi-partisan' in his own views, but he supports both of those ideals in american politics. But that's the purpose he serves. He attempts to bring an actual balance, while remaining true to what he thinks is right. Beck just panders, and hides his beliefs behind an aura of fear, hearsay & conjecture. And again, I hope Beck stays on the air a long time. Better to fade away into obscurity & irrelevance... -
What I couldn't help noticing throughout the Beck bashing via Carman-as-Beck (and I watch Beck, a lot of it was word for word right off his show) was how the 'president' kept insisting that once she got into office, she became helpless, and that once Cartman got into office, he too was impotent to do anything. Um, after ~all that~, is this a statement about the truth of office? Or was the lie that Wendy incorporated into turning it back on Cartman another truth of office? You all are missing the rest of the plot, surely that wasn't just filler...
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Cannibal teh musical, yes troma only distributes it but it's as thorough a troma movie as any in their catalog.
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that's two weeks in a row the perfectly innocent Butters got it all wrong, but not because he's a bad person. Because he trusts loved his analysis of Harley drivers last week wow, check out that guy, he must, he must be TOUGH I want to see Butters really go to the dark side now.
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Nov 12, 2009 12:59:24 PM CST
Janika, I took it that critics become just as impotent in power
by spyguy
Cartman is insanely critical of Wendy's performance but when his rhetoric ends up giving him the power, then he becomes the picked-on target just "doing the best he can."
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I was laughing my ass off at this. The Avatar joke was right on as well. Nice job, with the whole episodes I loved when most a majority of the students were falling asleep during Cartman's antics. Kyle screaming ""Its just the Morning announcements." was awesome.
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is one-quarter american.
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Are the same thing. They are clones. Of course the libs on here would want to think Olberman is somehow more noble because he "really believes" what he is saying. What nonsense. They are both assholes with way too much power to reach the masses.
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their point was made 5 mins into the episode.
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Beck and all the Fox people pretty much make up everything they theorize. Look at Stewart calling out Hannity on the latest rally, and basically any time anyone makes fun of Beck. They aren't making fun of him because he's conservative. There are RESPECTABLE conservatives out there. I know you may cringe when I say this, but Ron Paul, he's a respectable guy. I don't necessarily agree with most of what he has to say but at least he's consistent. Even Bill O'Reilly has ok ideas sometimes. Even the ok ideas are a little out there, and he yells at his guests too much, and if you want a real bad-ass conservative: Jesse Ventura, that guy's a bad-ass... But the real thing with "conservatives" is that their platform is completely selfish. I said "thing" deliberately because you can like or dislike that. I happen to think it's morally wrong, but a technically respectable ideology. Now you may say "well how can you think it's morally wrong, and still say it's respectable." My position is that as we've evolved and continue to evolve as a society we should be moving past the point where it's all-for-one and none-for-all, to where we work together to achieve goals, etc etc, peace and love and all that crap. We're too small bits of the universe to really be that selfish... to me. On the other hand, because we're so infinitesimally small, you might take the other side, and say "hey, my time on here is short so why not make the best of what I can, since I'm not going to be able to enjoy anything when I'm gone." And I totally concede that, that's a totally legitimate belief, but you would have to concede that there may not be anything after death, and that's a hard thing for most people to come to grips with, especially conservatives with their pension for religion and all. So enough of that rant, back to Beck. Beck poisons the well with weak, unsubstantiated theories, and he's seriously ruining the country, because people actually listen to his garbage. Olbermann, save his Special Comments, is more actually reporting the news, and of course, he gets mad at what he's reporting and doesn't hide that. But really, shouldn't we all be mad and want to change the stuff that really sucks right now? I even concede that Obama's kinda sucking right now. It's not totally his fault, the Congress is retarded too. "But they're Democrats!" That's true, but they're too weak to change anything. It's really just a message war, the Republicans know how to stay on message, even if it's the wrong one (which isn't necessarily that they can't argue against something in a legitimate way, they just don't because it's easier). The Democrats have the right message, but they don't know how to express it in a coherent way that the public can get behind, and then they second guess themselves, and it all goes to hell and they concede or make sacrifices that are half-assed just to say that they got shit done. But the shit they get done is still shit! They think the voters will be happy, but the Republicans know how to spin the shit better in their favor! So basically what it comes down to, is we need a better educated populace so these people like Beck can't poison the country with their faux-populist propaganda. But we're so media-controlled, how could we ever educate anyone that didn't want to be educated! We're in a Matrix of our own making people!
Anyway, that last bit probably ruined any logical arguments I was making, so I'll stop my ranting, and if you got this far, cheers if you're the choir I'm preaching to, and if you're not part of the "liberal" choir, I hope some how my rambling at least made you think about how we're all connected and that even if you never meet a person, they may inadvertently affect your life, so let's agree to try to improve everyone's lives.
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