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UPDATE!! CLASH OF THE TITANS Trailer Looks Like The Greatest Iron Maiden Video Never Filmed!
Merrick again, again...
HD HERE.
Merrick here...
There's a larger/clearer version of the trailer up over at Yahoo. Here's an embed. We'll let you know when it rolls around in Glorious QuickTime.
Beaks here...
"His eyes are ablaze! See the madman in his gaze!!!"
Though I think Warner Bros. missed a golden opportunity to remind a generation of kids that Bruce Dickinson is much, much more than a Saturday Night Live punch line, I have to say that this rockin' trailer for Louis Leterrier's CLASH OF THE TITANS remake works for me. It's got swords, sandals, spectacle, bearded Neesons, scorpion percussionists... and it's all scored to an overblown hard rock track that drives home the ludicrousness in a way that recalls YOR more than JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS. Since the legendary Ray Harryhausen didn't design the effects for this, I'm more than happy with Leterrier embracing his inner-Antonio Margheriti.
See for yourself:
CLASH OF THE TITANS is set to open on March 26, 2010. Looks like fun. But there's still time to cut a trailer to this, WB. An Eddie cameo would be pretty bitchin', too.
See for yourself:
CLASH OF THE TITANS is set to open on March 26, 2010. Looks like fun. But there's still time to cut a trailer to this, WB. An Eddie cameo would be pretty bitchin', too.
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...on the seas we will fight them under Doric columns we will fight them under Corinthian columns we will fight them in togas we will fight them in the nude WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER
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giant scorpions, however, a plus
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I am happy to see that they have not messed around with Harrhausen's look for Medusa, judging from the little you see of her. I am honestly looking foward to this more so than anything this year or next!
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Used song since Transformers!
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The music for the trailer is god awful, and I'm hoping that they use a traditional classical score to unfold this story. In terms of visuals, it's stunning, and I'll be there opening day.
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no sign of the kraken in there... was there?
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at trailer addict... just sayin.
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http://tinyurl.com/yeqov6e
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This trailer totally rocks!! I bet Ray Harryhausen is damn proud of these guys.
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...and "Corinthian" in talkback.Shit, forgot "Ionic" columns. I can't imagine another opportunity will come around in this lifetime.Regrets.
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Nov 10, 2009 8:58:49 PM CST
If this movie is fun, will AsimovLives allow people to enjoy it?
by mr. nice gaius
Enquiring minds want to know!
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Good to see technology has finally caught up to Louis Leterrier.
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Nov 10, 2009 9:02:10 PM CST
...hey, he does that little Brad Pitt/TROY "I'm About To...
by flickapoo
...Fuck You With This Sword" hop.Everybody does that these days. This looks like fun.
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Nov 10, 2009 9:03:05 PM CST
I dunno, sad to say the Prince of Persia trailer looks better
by xian042
Just looks like a Greek movie with some m0nstiz thrown in. I'll see it but the rockin theme takes away its authenticity
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Drop a trailer like this, that fucking gets you pumped. I love it when they do the double stab with the scorpion tale.
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I hold out hope that this is not another worthless, needless remake, shows promise, it had better deliver.
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...butler. This guy is an unstoppable force.
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Harryhausen just farted a maggot.
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Until that trailer. I loved Danny The Dog and Transporter 2: Die Harder, but Hulk 2 was a let down. Hopefully he's back to his ass kicking self.
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where's the mechanical owl?
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Of Perseus (I assume that's him?) leaping with his sword pulled back, and in none of them is he anywhere close to the ground. Perhaps he's got Air Jordan Sandals from Hermes in addition to his sword, shield and helmet.
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2nd best trailer catchphrase this year after "I live Pandora"
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In HD QT STAT!!!!
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Don't touch me there
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Uh, yeah, if you call your movie "Clash of the Titans" I am going to suspect that at some point in the film, Titans will indeed clash. I don't see the reason why they need to emphasize that point in the trailer. Not sure if this will turn out to be any good. The special effects look good. I don't know if this story needed to be re-made though. I remember that the original Clash of the Titans came out around the same time as Raiders of the Lost Ark did. I am hoping that this is better than that piece of crap new Indiana Jones movie. But I'm thinking it will join that piece of shit in the ranks of the all-time unnecessary films.
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That soundtrack doesn't work for me at all. Why not play up the mythical nature of this with some dialogue and scene setting instead of pumping up the volume? If they keep that modern metal feel on the actual soundtrack it is going to bloooooowwww.
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Nov 10, 2009 9:20:32 PM CST
...even if this is great, how many reviews will be titled...
by flickapoo
..."TITANS thud" or some variation?Who cares to wager?
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They pulled a 9, by putting some rocking music without the annoying ass lead singer. Though The Used is a lot better then Coheed.
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Hmmm? I guess they're saving it for the end. Looks like a crapfest to me, time to go watch the original again.
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Someone got paid to write that....
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The trailer is ok. It'll be like 9 and 300 in that I wished I watch the trailer 100 more times then see the actual movie.
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piss off - THE OWL DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS REMAKE - i already pointed that out once, pay attention! frank will see this in a theater, if the soundtrack has enough metal
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And this version looks like it shall not disappoint either!
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The owl needed to be in again. SADFASE!
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the original deserves a better remake than this shit. What was the budget, $40 mil?
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selling an action flick but I'm always wary when they make the decision to only show fast cuts of action "moments"... it'd be a shame if the movie weren't much more than that.
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So, less violent 300 with giant scorpions. Campy. But it does have Liam Neeson as Zeus, therefore it has a shot to be good.
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...For a film of this nature. I pray to the gods that the actual film will have an orchestrated score worthy of a epic/mythological film...and not STUPID SHIT music like 300 had.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17-GL3Dk3zM
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looks like their trying to tap into some 300 vibe. It looks fun but i hope the movie is more than a bunch of battle scenes stung together
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You can't buy a great movie for $70 mil? this looks like dogshit.
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Because glowing gods and giant monsters are cooler than sand avalanches.
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.....Just get rid of that stupid music. I hate hearing Heavy Metal in period pieces, even if its a trailer. they should have used Basil Poledouris' theme from Conan. (like in the early Gladiator trailers)Now that would have been nice.
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"it rocks?" this is some bottom feeding hollywood garbage and you all suck shit for thinking this looks good, jesus christ. lame fucking nu metal and gay brad pitt leaps do not a cool movie make. "titans will clash?" pure studio marketing drivel. you people who have commented so far are fucking tools and i hate you because of your damn asses filling the theater seats which gets bullshit like this made. i guess idiots like these talkbackers deserve micheal bay, its a wonder anything good gets made when all the studios have to do is market this bullshit and then they have the brainless morons you all are salivating over this shit and pronouncing "it rocks" your all mind controlled fools.
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but I'm not going to like it better than the old one. Still think they could have called it something else entirely.
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There goes my enthusiasm for this film. Some of the visuals worked for me but I couldn't get over the pseudo-"epic nu-metal" music in the trailer. I thought it was Muse but hearing it was The Used is just as well. Could have been Linkin Park, could have been anybody. I'm so tired of this shit. Just give me a fucking orchestra.
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Good grief. He was in the Disney Hercules thing too.
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Nov 10, 2009 9:49:05 PM CST
It would have ben better had they USED IRON MAIDEN
by the green gargantua
however it looks bad ass.
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oh noooooo...somebody actually likes the thing i dont, DAMN THEM TO HELL, ITS ALL THEIR FAULT, LIFE IS OVER!!! what melodramatic dramaqueens.
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Why do I always get yelled at in these TBs?
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If they're going to remake all the movies of the 80s, why not mimic the trailer style and show actual scenes from the movie, so we can see if the ACTING OR CHARACTERS hold our interest?
Effects are not impressive anymore because everyone has state of the art technology. So showing me a bunch of quick scenes in succession of action sequences gives me zero indication of how good the movie will be.
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and want to invoke Iron Maiden, you got to learn to spell Bruce Dickinson's name... come on now... that is a weak showing when you can't spell the name of the lead singer of one of the greatest rock bands of NAOBHM (New Age Of British Heavy Metal).
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I will say seeing Liam Neeson in just about anything is worth it, he was the best part of TPM, Taken was a great action/thriller... but it appears that seeing him is the only thing this film has going for it, to me.
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Fuck that owl. Fuck it right in the ear.
And all of you bitching about the music in the trailer: IT'S JUST THE MUSIC THEY PICKED FOR THE TRAILER. Jesus, what the hell is this, amateur hour? How many trailers do they use the ACTUAL soundtrack for? Very few.
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But I also thought there was gonna be Iron Maiden music in the trailer since it was mentioned in the headline. You don't tease a guy with Maiden then don't deliver! Up The Irons!
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Nov 10, 2009 10:05:59 PM CST
What..only ONE exclaimation point after this headline?
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
Seriously, look at EVERY headline on this site..I believe Harry cums exclaimation points..! being a quick circle jerk with his other "writers" and !!! being mind blowing turkey wolfman set visit sex...go count the headlines if you don't beleive me
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This trailer, however, is rather pitiful.
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The first film had nudity.
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A films first trailer or teaser should set the tone of the film. The music they used for this trailer basically told the audience that they were going for the "300 heavy metal" sound/action. I liked what little I saw (action wise) but from the little we saw we and heard, the tone set for this film is that its basically a 300like movie, with more heavy metal thrown in for no reason. I hope and wish they use an actual classical score.
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THE-KNIGHT-WILL-BE-DARK...THE-MEN WILL-WATCH...THERE-WILL-BE-CAROLS-ON-CHRISTMAS....THE-MAN-WILL-BE-IRON....THE-BASTARDS-WILL-BE-INGLOURIOUS..
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Rock music? Where's the classic score that was so great in the original film? I still have that score on vinyl. Perhaps this is just for the trailer?...lots of action and some cool creatures, so hopefully it will be fun.
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Is there only one way to film the Mediterranean these days?
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Hollywood needs to STOP with the paint by the numbers action shots. Seriously - you want to make a movie hero kick ass you have to provide unpredictability and HUMANIZE the character - that he bleeds, that he makes mistakes, that he cannot pull off the stupid ass jumps and rolls. It just makes you movie look like crap and not so awesome. We want a fantasy fairytale movie every once in awhile set in the REAL world with at least some realism behind it. And NO TYPICAL MONEY SHOTS! You greedy bastages....
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GOATS-WILL-HAVE-MEN-STARE-AT-THEM. A-MAN-WILL-GET-SERIOUS. AIR-WILL-HAVE-TO-GET-ALL-UP-IN-IT.
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JENNIFER - WILL - HAVE - A - BODY.
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wait...shit..
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Trailer looks good but once again this only means MORE REMAKES of stuff that shouldn't be remade.
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it was pretty bad-ass in my opinion. At the start I kind of got scared they were going the 300 route, but then it turned into straight badassery.
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One thing that has always bothered me is that the Titans are long dead by 10000 years by the time we get to Perseus. The mythology of the "real" Titans vs. Zeus and his brothers is a far more interesting and fucked up story. ( like Zeus' own father swallowing his children and Zeus attacking him and forcing him to throw them all back up )
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Really, I think every single frame in that was something taken from some other movie. Many of those movies fairly recent too (Pan's Labyrinth, Transformers, LOTR, etc.).It looks nicely done at a technical level, but I'm just wondering why I should watch 90 minutes of "hey, I saw this in [movie X], could we do that too?"
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They're much better that this drivel. I'd much rather watch them for 90 minutes than this film.What's with Zeus having brown hair, anyway? He looks like he's been hitting the Grecian formula. As in, vaguely Greek and very formulaic.
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Nov 10, 2009 10:30:09 PM CST
I saw Clash of the Titans and Time Bandits in a double feature
by myopiniondontmeanshit
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Nothing epic about it...really, really bad.
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On Scifi, after an all new Ghosthunters! "Titans Will Clash!"
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freaked me out as a kid. midgets freak me out a an adult. Does anyone else think there is a connection?
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I'm not so sure about the film though. But The Prodigy and Joan Jett is FTW! Also why does Big Daddy look like an exact replica of Nolan's Batman. Hell they cut that fight scene in the trailer to replicate Batman in the dark knight trailer!
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it's dumb when they put heavy metal music to ancient themed movie.
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Nov 10, 2009 10:34:26 PM CST
Actually the more I see of this trailer, the lamer it looks...
by thewaqman
I liked the nu-metal though, sue me. But yeah the effects are pretty bad. At least Sam Worthington looks like he can rock the shit, and I'm still waiting to see Fiennes' Hades. Neeson's Zeus looked very very lame.
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ok, last one I promise.
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like every other fucking movie trailer!!! (i still hope for score) Power metal is way better than some ...jug jug jug ju jug "this summer...
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Looks WAY better than I thought it would. The scorpions rocked! It would also be nice if all of you guys who have obviously already seen the finished movie could post some reviews for the rest of us who haven't. It would cool to know exactly why the completed movie sucks so much.
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Clue me in. The guy does nothing for me. Muscle-y, bland, who cares? What am I missing? He looks like every character in every war-themed video game.
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Run of the mill action adventure. Clash of the Titans is sacred ground. The magic of the original could at least be retained if done right, but after seeing this awful heavy metal trailer, it looks like yet another lazy Hollywood cash grab. They are fucking over another one of the great Original Masterpieces. Ray Harryhausen should be stop-motion-flicking off everyone involved in this vanilla shit-fest.
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The Bruce Dickinson in the Saturday Night Live sketch is fictional, and never had anything to do with the Iron Maiden singer. Thought that was common knowledge... ;)
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It looks like they really cleaned up the print.
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A ton of people here will be thrilled.
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i hope they dont use heavy metal in the movie.
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I don't understand why that shit gets so much love. I'm sorry to play the lockesbrokenleg here but that is definitely one movie that I don't understand the love for. This one looks 300-ized, I hope that it's just the trailer and that the film isn't anything like that crap. The trailer was pretty epic though. No naked dudes.
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You say "Looks WAY better than I thought it would." That implies that a) you thought it wouldn't be good, and b) now you think it will be good.How are those sentiments in any way different or more legitimate than the critiques you seem to be critiquing?You liked the trailer, and a lot of other people don't. What makes the negative view invalid, apart from it not being your own?
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Gordons-Will-Be-Flashed...hahaha..
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"TITANS...WILL...CLASH!"
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tag lines will suck.
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Cuz the fates (I'm assuming) look just like the hand eyeball Saturn from PL... and Angel of Death from HB2.
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How can people already be bitching about this? It's a 2 minute trailer. They often use different music in the trailer than the actual movie. And what about that looked like dog shit exactly? Looks like a good trailer to me. I'll reserve judgment on the movie till I see it though. I also see nothing wrong with using a bit of Troy/300 in there. I'm sure someone will call me an idiot for that, but I could care less. But it looks to me like this is a tale of man being fed up with being casualties of the sqaubbles of the gods. Hence Pete Postlethwaite's bit. It's got Medusa, the giant scorpions, and I definitely saw some Calibos in there. The Kraken is probably something they'll save for last. We need more Greek Mythology movies. Here's hoping they do more. Oh and this is for Assimov_Lives: JJ Abram's Star Trek is the best movie ever. The only part of it that sucked is when they included Leonard Nimoy. Screw old trek. Star Trek was nonexistant for me until Abrams' masterpiece. Viva le lens flares! (And let the show begin, folks. You're welcome)
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Nah, that looked pretty sweet. A little to much like 300 though. Who fucking cares cause I'll be there opening night anyway.
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Oceanus, Coeus, Crius, Hyperion, Iapetus, Theia, Rhea, Themis, Mnemosyne, Phoebe, Tethys and Cronus.So which two (or more) are about to clash then, eh?
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That settles it. I'm going to see "The Green Hornet." Who's with me?
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..I want to see that. I don't care if it looks cheese, it reminds me of what excited me when i was 6. FUCK YEAH!
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Some visuals look interesting but other then it looks pretty bland. The music did not help. They should of used Iron Maiden, that's for sure. Imagine 'Number of the Beast" blasting over that trailer...much cooler.
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Hyper-fast, half second glimpses of sword, sandals and sand with no context and a cliche hard rock score. They need to make it stand out from the pack more. They need to play up the fantasy/myth element and make it seem truly bigger than life. As it is, it's forgettable.
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But it wasn't. It's really easy to appear clever when you're panning something so step away from the sardonic vehicle slowly please. The trailer looked good. Now, Marvel please green light the Incredible Hulk 2!
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...but that looks like a metric ass-load of fun. I wouldn't normally praise a movie I haven't seen by saying that it looks "fun", but goddamn it, this looks like good old fashioned fun.
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...I wouldn't even mind if the whole thing is scored like the trailer. Reminds me of Flash Gordon.
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Nov 10, 2009 11:21:17 PM CST
Yeah it does look fun...but it better do it's own thing...
by thewaqman
Shit looks like a bunch of other things.
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Love the original, good but flawed...the perfect candidate for a remake. This looks like quality fun.
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NO OWL = A VERY GOOD THING
by ScaryWaitress Nov 10th, 2009
09:58:13 PM
Fuck that owl. Fuck it right in the ear.
And all of you bitching about the music in the trailer: IT'S JUST THE MUSIC THEY PICKED FOR THE TRAILER. Jesus, what the hell is this, amateur hour? How many trailers do they use the ACTUAL soundtrack for? Very few.
And, lastly, Hades is always the villan BECAUSE HE'E THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD. Get it? Death? Versus LIFE? Seriously, people, holy shit.
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Nov 10, 2009 11:26:05 PM CST
BORAT-WILL-MAKE-CULTERAL-LEARNINGS-OF-AMERICA
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
...for-Benefit-Glorious-Nation-of Kazakhstan-will-be...
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AmericA-for-Benefit-Glorious Nation-of-Kazakhstan-will.
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Nov 10, 2009 11:29:03 PM CST
TALKBACK-WILL-BE-CIRCA WEB 1.0 WITH NO EDIT BUTTON
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
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This looks pretty slick, packaged, and empty. No charm, no heart.
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Point taken. It's just that personally, I'm hesitant to declare 'suck' or 'win' based solely on an early trailer. That being said... since I've seen the trailer, I've gone from eye-rolling at the initial remake announcement to guarded optimism.
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In fact I thought that looked pretty fuckin rad. Haven't seen any substantive argument why it looks awful, methinks it's all just sound and fury, signifying random cynicism. I mean Jesus Christ folks I didnt even see a love story telegraphed, when was the last time you saw THAT in an action trailer?
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I really wanted to go with others, but was sticking to the strict 'blank-of-the-blank' formula by proxy.
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a geeky movie i'm actually excited about....kick-ass will probably be good but i just watched the trailer and got a Mystery Men vibe, SORRY--MM is good though.
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Highway-Will-Be-Lost
Jackie-Will-Be-Brown
Violence-Will-Be-History
and finally,
Friday-Will-Be-(The)-13th
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And I can't wait to not see this remake. I'll watch the original instead...
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Shortly followed by an attack of the clones & very vengeful sith.
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Oh fuck that Politically correct shit... Seriously..I saw the original in 81 or 82...If they manage to fuck this up this remake they really have no fucking excuse..., seriously how can you fuck up a remake of a movie that had as its primary appeal Monsters and Tits?
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Ray's gonna step in and start slapping those bitches for daring to remake his film...losers.
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And where are the Titans? Will Cronus castrate Uranus?
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Clash is far from the best Harryhausen film, so I guess the idea of a remake is okay. Too bad this looks like utter wank. Where's the goddamn Kracken? Screw POTC.
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Sam Worthington is too generic looking to become a star, so quit trying to foist him upon us. He's got "sidkick" written all over him.
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was meant for others - frank tends toward stream-of-consciousness posts
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with pirate of caribean music, quotes from 300 and cgi on the screen until I puke. RIP Ray Harryhausen
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Nov 11, 2009 12:16:27 AM CST
It looks like it's trying to pay homage to Harryhausen.
by orionsangels
I don't know. It might be fun. The rock music is dumb though. They're trying to appeal to the tweens, meh! I hope it's just for the teaser. I prefer a fully orchestrated score.
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Nov 11, 2009 12:16:49 AM CST
You Wanted 2 Know But Were Afraid 2 Ask Will Be Everything
by u_banned_me_down_the_stairs
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looks better than the orginal! Can't wait!
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He ain't dead yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It appears they actually filmed the movie in real locations, outside in sunlight. I appreciate that. I'm sure some CG is involved, but I was afraid it was going to have that 300 look. Where they're supposed to be outside, but has that indoor lighting look.
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Nov 11, 2009 12:27:36 AM CST
It's trying desperatly to look like a Lord of the Rings
by lockesbrokenleg
type movie.
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There better be tits and monsters.
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"Titans will clash?" That's all you got, marketing department? At least Worthington looks OK. He's more badass picking up his sword than in all of Terminator 4.
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It's nice to be with you, again!
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What song would you choose?
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Will be wishing for it when Exotic Wailing Bitch shows up on the actual film soundtrack.
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And the mechanical owl only appears in one scene as a homage to the original.
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Good
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haha very neat.
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haha very neat.
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looks like it's just a teaser. I can't wait till the full trailer comes out.
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Nov 11, 2009 12:57:35 AM CST
Watching Clash of the Titans for the first time...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
with my best pal in 1981 on HBO on acid....I finally understood that EVERYTHING is a game...
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...I actually thought this was gonna have something to do w/ Iron Maiden! Movie looks alright, but I'm quite confused as to the Maiden reference. WTF did this have to do, in ANY way, w/ Eddie and the boys?!?
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Pee. You.
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Here's how you can say "enough." Don't buy a ticket.
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http://www.wireclub.com/Users/InternetChatHelper
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My exact quote as the trailer neared its climax: "Aw, DAMN!" And there was a big smile on my face, yes, as I said it. Eat this movie's ass, Prince of Persia - THIS is how you tell people what your movie's going to be like, and this tells me there's not going to be all kinds of "No Weapons of Any Kind" bullshit. Consider - could the AVATAR trailer have played like this? Why didn't it? Ask yourself what's different here. I'll tell you - they're interested in pleasing the audience, making a fun movie that looks to be full of all kinds of adventure, daring and imaginative exploits. CANNOT WAIT!
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whoa that ones kind of mindfucking.
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then corporate heavy metal music. who are the assclowns who make this trailers? And who are the assclowns who think this is the right way to do?
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I'm still waiting for it.
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how come there is no news here about clint's new film with mat damon and that he is casting hereafter.
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he's filming it in the uk right now!
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but in a homage scene breifly
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You obviously haven't read many myths. Weak.
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Rock music on Clash of the Titans trailer = FLOP.
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They should have given us the narrative of the story, instead of a silly loud soundtrack music. That isn't even good rock music?
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That looks fudging sweet!!!!!!!! Way better than POP, but that wording of Titans Will Crash, I might have left that wonderfully bad marketing line out of it.
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shit.
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the most fucking god awful trailer I've seen in a long time. Fucking shitty nu metal. Fucking shitty 300 style visuals. Jesus fucking christ.
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Nov 11, 2009 3:29:11 AM CST
anyone whoever says this looks like 300 is a fucking idiot
by player_two_has_entered_the_game
300 was filmed completly different and on greenscreen for a comic book look. Clash is based in real locations and sets. It looks nothing like 300! Thinking it does because of the greek myth setting makes you thick as shit. That's like saying Wild Wild West looks like the good the bad and the ugly...kinda
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That fact has fuck all to do with sets, locations, and the obvious difference in mythological terms. It simply reeks of ramped up, over edited, nu-metal shite. For fuck sake it's even cut to some of the musical beats. I still hold out hope for the film since I don't believe that one trailer is indicative of a film. Fact remains that trailer is utter stinky shit.
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perhaps the film will be okay but the rock score is the stupidest thing you can do with a film like this. Put an orchestral score on there and then grow the fuck up.
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the Avatard trailer. What the fuck is going on in Hollywood, we're seriously getting another shitacular summer? Looks that way so far.
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The trailer is cut to make it seem 300ish. But it's plain to see that's all down to whoever did the trailer. Give me footage of your family holidays as a kid and I could make it look like 300 on my computer. "I don't believe that one trailer is indicative of a film" gets you removed from the 'fucking idiot list'.
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The fact that you would even be thinking about me as a kid, half naked, oiled up, and screaming, "This Is Holiday Time!" gets you on my 'shouldn't send a christmas card to this fucking guy' list. But I'm happy we can agree that Clash could be a great fun show.
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The metal score, and over editing? Are on a 67 second trailer!!! Who can say what the film itself will be like? Only a complete idiot would discount a film entirely on a teaser trailer. The cast is good, the effects are spectacular, and we all know the story is epic. The film will likely be nothing like the trailer.
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is Harryhausen an advisor on this film.
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They filmed not far from my town and a few of the main cast stayed in the hotel where my friend works.Worthington was a first class bellend apparently whereas Jason Flemyng was really nice.Oh and Gemma Arterto was walkin round in her undies alot.
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Only a complete idiot wouldn't read someones whole post. I like your name by the way. Love the Q Leap.
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But nothing above the knee! Like your name too - Shaun inspired? Yes very busy. God bless Bill Bailey for the inspiration.
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This movie should have been sold with more class. Heavy metal is dead so why marry it to a product that doesn't need it.
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I stood next to Gemma Arterton last, she is so amazingly hot!!! I wanted to take her home with me.
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and how worthington is getting work is beyond me. what a terrible t4 was.
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Good trailer, terrible line.
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Sam Worthington is a top class guy. There is nothing but nice things said about him on and off set. I know because I was working on clash (hence being a bit biased against the hate here). Even saw Harlod scooting around in a golf buggy the day he visited the Kraken set. Fleming looks fucking badass as Calibos. He's not Acrisius as IMDB has had him down as for months now.
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of course :)
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Cue the heavy metal.
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if Brett Ratner or Paul WS Anderson were...good. They're still cheezy popcorn movies, but they kind of work, in ways that Ratner's or Andersons don't. Like being able to film a satisfying 3rd act.
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THE MATRIX!!!!
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on aicn.
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harry will write a decent review.
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Nov 11, 2009 4:59:12 AM CST
emeraldboy, you are not really getting the hang of it
by player_two_has_entered_the_game
They have to be a play on movies. Not just statements. Try again.
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Perhaps the studio was worried that the emo mall kid audiences would think that the hero of the movie is called "Clash".
Flash of the Gordons -
hmmm no that doesn't quite work does it..
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& Gladiaror will gladiate.
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AND-FOLLOWED-BY-ANOTHER-WEDDING
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SUPERMAN!!!!!
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HALF-BAKED!!!!
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I know that doesnt quite work but its the sentiment that counts!
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WALL STREET!!!!
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BEAT STREET 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!!!!
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I hope this really original-looking plunderfest of a film sets a trend. Michael Bay's Brazil: Lowry Day; McG's The Thing: Antartica Rising; Brett Ratner's Blade Runner: Revenge of Replicants; JJ Abrams' Wrath of Khan 2: Star Trek 12; Oliver Stone's Wall St 2: Selling Out (or Shia hits the fan)... That would be so sweet because it would show H'wood for the necrophiliac, unimaginative, money-laundering, CGI-jingoistic industrial complex that it is. What the hell am I complaining for? So long as they remake Clan of the Cave Bears: Cave Bears will be clanned... Then they could cross-market the sequel, CCB 2: Cave Bears vs Care Bears, a four-quadrant adventure!
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Fuck's sake.
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You dropkicks this gen will lap it up
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APOCALYPSE NOW!!!!
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The Titans WILL Clash.
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Wait. Titans. Will. Clash? Slow down; I can't keep up with that. It's so unexpected that titans (not *the* Titans) would clash in their eponymous movie that I can't imagine what this flick would be about. All I can ask is, will Harry Hamlin be in it?
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This project should be right up my alley but fills me with so much "meh?" I watched the trailer and found I was just too old for it. The music was just too much of a culture clash for my ears.
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THE - ARMY - WILL - BE - OF - DARKNESS
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I agree, the music is completely wrong for the trailer, but I reckon the film will go for the grand traditional score rather than rockmetal.
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Pardon my ignorance....Eddie who?
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They Will Clash!
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I hate it a lot.
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It actually looks a LOT like the original. I think I'm going to be happy with it.
But yes, the marketing guys are fucking retarded for the "Titans will Clash".
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trailer is still good
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Too bad it's the wrong Bruce Dickinson. Anyway, up the Irons!
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I would be all over it.
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The poor man's Black Sabbath.
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I loved the trailer. But it sounds much more like Nightwish than Iron Maiden.
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...wtf IS a Krull anyway?? Is that ever explained in the movie?
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Isn't that the place where the movie takes place? I'm not sure (haven't seen it in years), but I think that's it.
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Nov 11, 2009 7:06:29 AM CST
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted. . .
by neil peart
. . .minutes you spent watching this trailer. Sorry, had to be said.
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THIS CHRISTMAS, SALESMEN. WILL. DIE. / NAVIGATORS. WILL. FLY. / KINGS. WILL. RETURN. / ONE. WILL FLY. OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST. / THE FURIOUS. WILL. FAST. / PREDATOR. WILL. 2.
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It's 'directed' by Louis Leterrier.
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would Lawrence Kadan write this yet turn down the prequels? Oh what could have been....sob...
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I am sure movie will be much different from 300, but looks like they're trying to create 300ish feeling. Greek mythos, rock music, dusty brown look, march release and a shot of Sam jumping in air to stab someone that looks like exactly like something I've seen before.
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Please! I need this movie to be a hit so I can sell my vintage Clash of the Titans action figure collection. I have been trying to sell it for years with no takers, this is finally a chance to unload it.
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At least the music works better.
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The original CotT - while featuring one of Harryhausen's best animation sequences (the Gorgon) wasn't that good of a movie. Even though there were some good actors in the cast (Meredith, Andress, Olivier) the leads were bland (Hamlin as a hero? Seriously? With Shaun Cassidy hair? Seriously?) and even the effects sequences were...well...tired. Given that the original was nothing more than a special effects/action showcase, remaking it with better effects and more accomplished action sequences seems reasonable, regardless of the quality of the acting. If the trailer is any indication, it looks like the cast chews scenery and mostly channels the high-volume heroics of the 300. Which, for this kind of film, isn't necessarily a bad thing. So, with pretty bland source material and a low bar to leap over ("there's a cgi monster...let's kill it in an acrobatic fashion") this is one of the few times that I'm not cringing at the thought of a "remake/reimaging."
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This is going to suck unholy ass. But then, why should I expect anything different.
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ANALYZE THIS!!!
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meh....
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He was the best thing in the original. No OWL no TITANS, imo!
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But I hope the symphonic metal soundtrack is just for the trailer.
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Then I guess we should never watch another action film again. Since this is an obvious rip off of the two. Like fighting giant scorpions and taking on Medusa, gimme a break, that is obviously stolen from 300. And don't get me started on Calibos and the blind witches. I mean please, didn't we already see that in Troy? Man, if your gonna rip off story lines, why not choose an older film? Something from the early eighties maybe?
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Looks like they've completed maybe two action scenes and parts of another two.
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for Zeus, as originally planned.
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WORLDS.
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...WITH A LITTLE LADY!!!
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You Will Look!
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...and break all kinds of records in so doing.
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piece of shit.god knows how many times i will need to watch rays movie to forget this pile.
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DEAD. WILL. DAWN.
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That's way too long and complicated. We need to overly simplify it so that EVERYONE will get it.
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speaking of retro effects, I made this 30 sec spot for less than $200. http://tiny.cc/a66Pp or http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/video/4955
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I'm gonna come out a fucking retard, if I decide to see 2012 this weekend.
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I'm not so sure they will. Maybe people who aren't actually the mythical Titans will clash. And maybe the gods will clash. But not Titans.
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Dear lord, how long did it take to come up with that? Maybe I'm getting old but I couldn't see shit in that trailer, it was cut too fast for my elderly eyes. I think I caught a glimpse of the magnificent Mads Mikkelsen though, I'll be going just to support that fabulous Dane.
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Oh wait... it's a movie...?
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I long for a trailer set to music that a 15 year old can't play on his Ibanez. It didn't make this trailer feel epic. Just...generic. As generic as the term "heavy metal" which means fuck all anymore.
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and want to correct others, you've got to learn it's NWOBHM (New Wave of British Heavy Metal) not NAOBHM (New Age Of British Heavy Metal).
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Just joinin' the meme.
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Surprised no one hit Smith yet.
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and by that I mean TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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I think it's partly because he's short and Australian, but as far as leading-man action heroes of today go, I am a fan. I've only seen Terminator: Salvation, so there's not much for me to go by, but I liked his performance. And his handsomeness.
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REGARDING HENRY!!!
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...LOBBED, TOSSED, AND SIMPLY THROWN.
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THE TWO JAKES!!!
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YOUNG GUNS!!!
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ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN!!!
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Asses Will Fart!
Although nobody will care who's ass it will be or why it will fart.
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Nov 11, 2009 10:01:07 AM CST
It will be interesting to see how the '300' crowd reacts to Pega
by jimmay
Nothing is gayer than a flying horse.
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LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!!!
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I'm counting down the hours until we get a You-Tube parity, with Pete's "Brassed Off" lines dubbed over this trailer. "The truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered..."
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POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE!!!
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A reference to Idiocracy, specifically the 'Ass' movie and its prescience to the degradation of modern American film is made at least twice every talkback here, so the contest to spot it is pretty lame.
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This movie looks awesome! I can forgive the way that Neeson and Fiennes resemble denizens of Valhalla instead of Olympians.
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You still get five points.
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Gayer still would be a winged unicorn with rollerblades and a Petshop Boys CD.
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Oh you know... Greece, Scandinavia... It's all out there somewhere. No one will notice.
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"one day somebodys GOTTA make a stand....GONNA say enough."
How can you make a classical genre movie with modern crappy dialect?
Sounds like Xena or TV Herc. Totally takes me out of it.
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That was awesome, the music was great. I am sufficiently teased.
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DIE HARD!!!
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Way to bury a mildly amussing joke into the ground guys.
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So it is written...
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It was funny this moring, but has fizzled out now methinks.
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..that the dialogue or the music takes them "out of it" are , I think, missing the point a little bit. If you are expecting "Gladiator" here, it looks like you are expecting too much. I agree it would be fucking awesome to have a serious take on Greek mythology, but this doesn't look like it's going to be that movie. However, what they ARE doing looks like it might be entertaining, and honestly, Greek mythology is already ridiculous enough that you don't have to push it very far before it just goes over the top. At the very least, this looks a shitload better than I ever thought it would.
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RAMBO!!!
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...it also looks fun as hell. I'm not really expecting a serious Joseph Campbell take on Greek mythology though.
This is essentially a comic book version of Greek mythology.
The reason I'm holding out hope is because the writer on this is none other than Lawrence-Raiders-Empire Strikes Back-Kasdan. -
This is my last one, I promise. I could actually see this on a poster.
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If you guys remember, the trailers for Gladiator featured Queen's 'We Will Rock You' anthem.
Other trailers, since it was promoted during the NFL playoffs, showed quick cuts of Russell Crowe action scenes, intercut with shots of linebackers smacking into other players.
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Yawn!!! Just lost interest.
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Nov 11, 2009 10:59:21 AM CST
Kasdan does NOT share writing or story credit on COTT
by thenorthlander
http://tinyurl.com/y9cqb2n
I'm not sure why everyone thinks he does. -
some talkbackers try way too hard
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..otherwise I'm just borrowing a friend's Netflix rental.
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Wasn't Kasdan the head screenwriter on this at some point? Thought he was. He might have left the project, I guess.
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You have a strong heart, no fear. Lets dance. Revolutionary game-changer!
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Too late, it's already is too cartoony... didn't you watched the trailer?
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Not much clashing going on...
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Freaking no edit button... really?!?!?! REALLY?!?!?!?!
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THE OCTA WILL BE GONE! (sorry)
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Is this not why you are here?
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In HD ON YaHOO!
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Well not really...
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Is that the posters say Legends Will Rise, which, while still generic, is a damn sight better than Titans Will Clash.
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go quest metal imo
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Ahahahaha! this teaser was kick-ass!
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That should get them lining up to buy tickets.
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waitin til i see the trailers for a-team and predators but as of right now this is my most anticipated for next year
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This is fun!
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TRECKED vs. TREKED, same thing.
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A THROAT...WILL...BE...DEEP.
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the deep throat tag line was done already. So since you guys are out of ideas, can we move on? my guess is no, this will go on for days.
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THE LAST PICTURE SHOW!!! RATED RRRRRRRR
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...AIN'T...WILL...BE...COOL!
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Titans Will Clash. I want 'The Beast' from KRULL to battle with 'The Kraken' from CLASH.
It's the monster mash-up that every man on this planet has been waiting for.
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CONTEMPT!!!!
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Thanks for saving me the ticket value. So much work into so much dogshit.
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BAND OF OUTSIDERS!!!
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SCHINDLER...WILL HAVE...A LIST
AND HE'S CHECKING...IT...TWICE!
Coming Soon! -
Log on now to XBox Live to help Sophie make her choice.
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that's how i saw it because comingsoon.net has the links.
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Attention flamers and flamed! QTHD copy of CLASH OF THE TITANS is located on the Fox/MySpace Trailer Park site. 720P available at the very least. *vomits over directing people to MySpace property*
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Attention flamers and flamed! QTHD copy of CLASH OF THE TITANS is located on the Fox/MySpace Trailer Park site. 720P available at the very least. *vomits over directing people to MySpace property*
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May 5th, 2010 - YOR:3D.
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Nov 11, 2009 1:37:34 PM CST
He's not the first. He isn't the second. He is...THE THIRD MAN.
by burnhollywood
Mention this ad to receive your free THIRD MAN commemorative Slurpee cup.
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DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?!!!
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Bastards will be misspelled. Ha ha.
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THE DRUNKEN MASTER!!!
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That would be all sorts of awesome.
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Is that the falling statue? If so, 2 points for that. Didn't hate it as much as before.
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back when I was 10. She thought I was nuts. Think I'll call her up and beg her to take me to see the remake, just for old times' sake! >:)Awesome trailer and LOVE the music!
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Avatar. 2010
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They say the trailer sucks ass and it the lowest level of dumb that a dumb trailer has ever reached. And they resent being mentioned in connection with this dumb fucking trailer (their words).
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BTW, Trailer rocked !
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Oh, wait..
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yes they will.
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yes Me AM
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oftentimes the trailers have next to nothing to do with the actual film? We have no guarantee whatsoever that heavy metal music will be used in the movie. I doubt it. Also, the "300" look, is from the pacing of the trailer, and showing several guys fighting beasts. You could cut the original Clash of the Titans to look like 300. I shouldn't have had to type any of this, but whatever.
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I'm glad to see The Scorpions are still rocking. First time I ever remember being excited about a remake. The creature design is really in the spirit of the original.
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that band sucks!
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This is just a shit-picky detail that I'm hoping all the other designers out there can agree with me on: ENOUGH with Bank Gothic. Yeah, I liked it too, but it's used for almost every movie now... if only I realised that when I had my business cards printed.
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The films looks fun in a switch your mind off kind of way.
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AND COME DOWN A MOUNTAIN!
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Or maybe Symphony X than Iron Maiden. Prog rock lives, you teenage hoodie fuck tards!
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"The bridge WILL BE too far..."
"Coming in the Summer of '74, A BRIDGE TOO FAR. Starring Sean Connery and a cast of unknowns." -
Nov 11, 2009 4:04:07 PM CST
THE SUNDANCE KID WILL BE BUTCHED AND CASSIDEYED
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
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It's the NWOBHM (New WAVE Of British Heavy Metal. Return to your place amongst all of the other poser's on this site.
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EVER.
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This looks a hundred times better than I though it would. And the soundtrack is perfect. What would you expect? Yo-Yo Ma?
And Bruce Dickenson is hardly a joke, seeing he fronts a band that sells out soccer stadiums all over the world, puts out a top ten album every three years or so and has his own BBC radio show. Oh and he just wrote and directed a horror movie last year. Something tells me he gets a hell of a lot more respect than anyone on SNL these days. -
I wouldn't spit on most of the self-important, unfunny fucks on SNL. Bruce Dickinson is a self made man, author, pilot and metal icon. Mucho props!
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because if they did the show is dead to me forever more.
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nice
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"Tigers WILL BE crouching and Dragons WILL BE hidden. In CROUCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON!"
"ps. Contains subtitles. Elementary reading skills required. The distributors will not be liable for any distress caused by a lack of tigers or dragons in this motion picture."
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Hank and Eastwick, are gone too.
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But every single cast member would teabag Dave Matthews in a heart beat.
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...with my other seasonal wear.
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but not by much
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...the tagline to "Clash of the Titans" is...
"Titans Will Clash"?
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WILLREMEMBER!!!
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Totally gets you pumped for the movie. I love the fact they went with the epic-sounding rock for the trailer rather than the orchestra, although I hope they go orchestra in the movie itself.Clash of the Titans is a perfect movie to be remade. Take anyone under 25 and try to sit them through the original and tell them how 'great' it is. Yeah.... right. It was campy back in the day, and stop-motion effects and Harry Hamlin's curly locks don't age particularly well. To me, this is the perfect kind of movie to remake: a great premise and decent original that can be stripped of the cheese, mediocre acting, questionable fashions, and outdated effects to deliver an entertaining blockbuster. Everyone to whom I've sent a link to the trailer is in the "I'm definitely seeing that" camp, and so am I.Can't wait to see this!
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Heh.
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kids will scared shitless by the medusa. you only head of snakes. it was a very good idea to keep her out of the trailer.
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That looks like a huge pile of shit.
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..BTW, you are so, so correct. Clash Of The Titans does not age well at all. I don't know if Dragonslayer had been released at that time, but even the earlier stop motion work for Empire eclipses the work done for Titans, and I grew up loving Harryhausen's work.
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I would like to personally thank all the men and women serving in our Armed Force, past and present, for their service to our country. It is VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!
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wow i read that in the talkback before watching the trailer and though it was a joke...lol
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Trailers just reached a whole new level of dumb.
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Orbots Commander, I've no idea if Kasdan ever wrote anything for The Clash, but if he did you're not likely to find much trace of it left at all.
This movie connected to this trailer is written by the guys behind the Aeon Flux movie and Tuxedo.
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I'm sitting here at my desk, checking out the site between business and had completely forgot. I guess for a "geek" site I should quote.."Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather."
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this...not so much.
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First things first: I saw him do the Brad Pitt jump do TWICE and even though I already read it being written above i just wanted to write it AGAIN to show you how annoying it is to see a repetition of something that's already been done before in a statement, in a statement repetized.
Plus trailer looked like shit. Do I really ask too much of blockbuster movies to challenge me on a somewhat brainy level or is this type of garbage what generally makes the audience, set 2009 AD, 'go wild!', and that's that?
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Nov 11, 2009 6:05:25 PM CST
Jesus J.Mcbain...try scrolling up...all repeats
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
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It has a name.
Now all we have to do is make it a dance move. If everybody in this talkback go out Friday Night and spread the word, we can make this thing the size of a lion - HUGE! -
A nod to Willis O'Brien? Nah, that would mean the filmmakers would have a sense of genre history...
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hmmmm...?
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Well done, good sir. I salute you.
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GREEN TOMATOES WILL FRY
STELLA WILL GROOVE AGAIN
TERMS WILL BE ENDEARING
BEACHES WILL... um... crap. -
Nov 11, 2009 6:38:12 PM CST
This summer... gets some SPACE in your OFFICE!!
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
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This movie looks good, like alot of fun, but again it makes me wonder why there are not more movies/books/comics/ ect, ect, based of Norse Mythology, Modern day fantasy wouldn't exist, its easily as rich and diverse as Greek Mythology.
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WILLBETITLESPAMMED!!!!!!!!!
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This movie looks good, like alot of fun, but again it makes me wonder why there are not more movies/books/comics/ ect, ect, based of Norse Mythology, Modern day fantasy wouldn't exist without it, its easily as rich and diverse as Greek Mythology.
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Nov 11, 2009 6:41:55 PM CST
You will believe a MAN can be like a SPIDER!!
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
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Nov 11, 2009 6:43:08 PM CST
This Summer - the SCOUNDRELS get DIRTY and ROTTEN!
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
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TAMING OF THE SHREW!!!
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CIRQUES WILL FREAKCOUPLES WILL RETREATACTIVITY WILL BE PARANORMALTHE FOX WILL BE FANTASTIC
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Nov 11, 2009 6:47:54 PM CST
This summer - let your BUGALOO get ELECTRIC!!!
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
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Nov 11, 2009 6:48:34 PM CST
I no idea, that there where so many repeated titles, on the boar
by jamie mcbain
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TRADING PLACES!!!
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Nov 11, 2009 6:50:59 PM CST
Look out AMERICA, Eddie and Arsenio are COMING!!!
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
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GRUMPY OLD MEN!!!
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...okay, I'm done.
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Nov 11, 2009 6:52:32 PM CST
This summer - Van Damme's TARGET will get HARD!!!
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
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Nov 11, 2009 6:53:28 PM CST
This summer - Van Damme's TARGET will get HARD!!!
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
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POINT BREAK!!!
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JUWANNA MANN!!!
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Nov 11, 2009 6:55:19 PM CST
This Summer - Micheal Jackson shows us how to WIZ!!!
by swivile bobble fizz fizz
damn, i hate when I double post
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SCARFACE!!!
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A QUEST FOR PEACE!
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and topical. Kudos, swiville bobble.
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Trailer looked awesome. 'Specially Liam Neeson.
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It premieres in March, btw
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I've got nothin.'
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Nov 11, 2009 8:31:43 PM CST
jesus sexyback..you are usually on top of things but..
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
all of your posts are repeats...step it man.
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Awesome work. This back will be talked!
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What the hell is the matter with you people? Good grief. First off, the music in the trailer is fine. I'm sorry it isn't movie score. Maybe they should have used the Requiem For a Dream song like everyone else. Secondly, the "BLAH WILL BLAH" tagline joke is already completely worn out. Thanks.
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especially after they read this..that one wasnt mine..I will take credit for lighting this talkback fuse however..fucking sweet..
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In all seriousness, that was a pretty entertaining trailer. Hope it's good.
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Nov 11, 2009 9:20:25 PM CST
This summer....there will be an american werewolf.... IN PARIS!!
by jamie mcbain
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MYSTERY MEN!!!
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A CHRISTMAS CAROL!!!
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A BOMB WILL BE LOVED, THE WORRYING WILL STOP, THINGS WILL BE LEARNED, AND A LOVE WILL BE STRANGE.
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Good on you for expressing enthusiasm - it's a dangerous thing around here, with idiots like me waiting to pounce on it! I think I'm still too resentful of yet another remake to acknowledge that I thought there were a few pretty cool things in this trailer. :) I just wish they could do the cool stuff without all the cliched shots alongside. I hope the movie turns out well.
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keep it up. i'm liking this. my favorite so far:"the gods by necessity will be crazy"...
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Nov 11, 2009 10:20:36 PM CST
this christmas, the only cane you'll want for your tree will be
by mr. smith
the sweetest Kane of all.
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I am still not sold on this guy...Is it me or does he not look to fit the part...And come on, the Brad Pitt sword thrust...yawn....
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He has points regarding the trailer he'd like to discuss, but he doesn't realize quite what this thread has turned into.Good stuff, all.
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nothing in the trailer made me say "oh shit"! so this remake was unecessary. money grab
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your butthole
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Holy fuck. It sucks. The Black Super Predator isn't even a Predator. He's some fucked up retarded mutant on steroids with black armor and black blood.
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The music in the trailer, that is. The holidays are upon us. Glad tidings and good cheer.
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... so there.
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My contribution. Surprised nobody got to it.
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OK, that's the last one for now.
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Coming this Fall.
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This looks like Kull the Conqueror, with flashy FX.
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I can't believe the thoughts go through the minds of some of the fucking idiots in this world. Can't anyone just fucking enjoy a film anymore? Everybody is so willing to hate things before they come out because that's the cool thing to do. Why does Perseus seem able to jump so high? Because he's the son of a good you fucking morons! You're demanding realism from a film about giant scorpions and Greek Gods! Holy shit. Furthermore, Harryhausen shit maggots when he saw this? Really? Stop-mo was fun in the eighties, but lets move on. I am in agreement with some of you that hollywood needs to stop making remakes, sequels and prequels. Yes, Indy 4 sucked goat cock, but sometimes a film warrents a remake. Red Dawn? no. Footloose? hell no. A big budget special effects extravaganza version of Titans? Why the hell not. Stop bitching and have a little fun at the fuckin movies.
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Correction. Perseus is the son of a god, not a good...and apologies for the angry rant. I just don't need a movie to touch my soul, or change my world view. The worlds depressing enough without watching movies that make me cry, no matter how amazing they may be. Sometimes I just wanna see shit blow up, or get stabbed, or get punched in the face. Can I get an Amen?!
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It cost 70 million. And looks like a SyFi special.
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CHEESY111!!!!!
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i don't know your history, but I grew up working class-70 mill is a lot of money, thats hardly independent. Especially when you get an up and comer like Worthington, you can pay him less. The $100 million dollar effects of Jurassic Park can be done on a home PC today, so how much money do you need? Also, I'll take the Syfy effects over clay dolls any day. I'm not saying this will be better than the original, just that it will entertain and make me forget about daily doldrums. At the very least it will be better than the piece of shit Wolverine movie...
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TITANS… WILL… CLASH… in Clash of the Titans? Whooda thunk?
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Nov 12, 2009 6:07:55 AM CST
THIS SUMMER...JULIE NEWMAR WILL THANK WONG FOO FOR EVERYTHING
by chakraborty
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Nov 12, 2009 6:09:16 AM CST
Incidentally....that was the worst title for a movie, ever
by chakraborty
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FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!
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THE BOOGEY MAN!!!
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EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY!!!!
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BROTHER FROM ANOTHER PLANET!!!
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THE ACCIDENTAL TOURIST!!!
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The music for the trailer is shit !!!
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"You're not done till I say you're done Private Chakraborty! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY MORE TITLES!"
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FULL METAL JACKET!!!
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HAMBURGER HILL!!!
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M.A.S.H.!!!
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AND IT WILL BE CANCELLED!
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THE A-TEAM!!!
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Nov 12, 2009 7:26:48 AM CST
ONE MAN WILL BE NAMED STARSKY, THE OTHER WILL BE NAMED HUTCH
by chakraborty
STARSKY AND HUTCH!!!
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DIFFERENT STROKES!!!
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24!!!
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CHICAGO!!!
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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?!!!
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Nov 12, 2009 7:32:44 AM CST
NAME THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS WHEREBY POLITICIANS ARE VOTED FOR?
by chakraborty
ELECTION!!!
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GOLDFINGER!!!
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MOONRAKER!!!
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OCTOPUSSY!!!
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NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN!!!
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THE SPY WHO LOVED ME!!!
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George A. Romero, FTW!
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Nov 12, 2009 7:39:19 AM CST
THIS SUMMER....SOME NUNS WILL BE MOVING AT A VERY FAST PACE
by chakraborty
NUNS ON THE RUN!!!
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THE LIFE OF BRIAN!!!
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MEATBALLS!!!
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CADDYSHACK!!!
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Nov 12, 2009 7:47:55 AM CST
IF YOU DON'T STOP, THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO ME WILL SHOOT
by chakraborty
STOP, OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!!!
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Epic Fail: Where is Marlyn Waynes providing the comedic element, this movie will fail unless there is some comedian or bucked toothed robot referencing our gangsta rap pop culture.
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"You are a goddamn genius Private Chakraborty! The rest of you limp dicks see how it's meant to be done! GOOD WORK SOLDJA!"
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70 million you say? At least it was spent on-screen and not on doing cocaine out of strippers’ asses.
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Nov 12, 2009 10:00:21 AM CST
WILL THE FUTURE BE THERE TO GO BACK TO?
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
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Nov 12, 2009 10:07:45 AM CST
THERE'S NOTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT THESE SUSPECTS!
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
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who WILL be Fantastic!
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I hate the marketing campaigns in Hollywood, they suck ass. I want to see this film with all of our current movie magic technology I'm sure it will blow away what the original had, but will it have the same "spirit". I doubt it...
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No mechanical owl, no spirit. He was the heart of that movie, imo.
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Nov 12, 2009 10:50:54 AM CST
THESE GOATS WILL BE STARED AT BY... THE MEN!
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
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on the page to check if your movie was already done. Goats was one of my first. I'm guilty to as I see someone already did Rocky Horror.
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That's a new one - I checked!
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Mechanical Owl rulz bitches
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Nov 12, 2009 12:15:57 PM CST
This Summer...INDEPENDENCE..WILL..HAVE..IT'S..DAY...
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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or, am I late with that one?
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Nov 12, 2009 12:50:55 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...THE KNIGHT WILL...BE...DARK
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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LOLZ at KRULL. WILL. what is a Krull anyway
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Nov 12, 2009 12:52:11 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...BOOGALOOS...WILL...BE...ELECTRIC
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 12:53:11 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...MAN...WILL...BECOME...SPIDER!!!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 12:54:08 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...WARFARE...WILL...BE...MODERN!!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 12:55:35 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...2 BOYS...WILL...BE...BAD!!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 1:10:00 PM CST
This Summer...THE MILLIONAIRE WILL BE A SLUMDOG!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Nov 12, 2009 1:12:23 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...ACTIVITY...WILL...BE...PARANORMAL!!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 1:14:01 PM CST
This Summer...THE GENTLEMAN WILL ALSO BE AN OFFICER!!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Not only were Raiders of the Lost Ark and Clash of the Titans released the same summer but they were also released on the same day!
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Nov 12, 2009 1:34:20 PM CST
This Summer...THE CARIBBEAN WILL HAVE PIRATES!!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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The Pedalback is homeless...Hope everyone got out okay...
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Rush HOur
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Irreversible
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Best one
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http://www.chatropolis.com/whochat/underground.html
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Nov 12, 2009 4:07:53 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...THE RIGHT THING...WILL...BE...DONE!!!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 4:50:44 PM CST
This Summer...EXCELLENT ADVENTURES AWAIT BILL AND TED!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Is just terrible :/. I felt compelled to replace it with something better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o38SPMbk0U
What a difference :)! -
I missed that one. It had Ellen Paige and Jodie Foster, right? If not, it should have.
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Wow. Horrible.
The music was wretched.
You played out the scorpions waaaaaaaay too much. Yes. You have scorpions. I get it. You don't have to show the same scene 124,928 times in the fucking trailer. Where the fuck is THE KRAKKEN?! How can you even have a fucking Titan's without the KRAKKEN?! Release it, bitches! I suppose we didn't want to release music that was more in tune with the theme but rather include music that would make 13-year-old boys compulsively headbutt the fucking telly. CHRIST. Do I have to do everything myself? -
Nov 12, 2009 6:49:34 PM CST
THIS SUMMER, LAS VEGAS WILL BE VEXED WITH FEAR AND LOATHING. ALS
by rkdn
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(From Dusk 'Til Dawn)
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Nov 12, 2009 7:11:18 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...MEN...WILL...BE...WATCHED!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:11:53 PM CST
HAHAH I BEAT YOU TO THAT MAN WILL BE SPIDER ONE
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
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Nov 12, 2009 7:12:26 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...DOLLS..WILL...BE...HOUSED!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:12:50 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...THE FATHER...WILL...BE..GOD
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:13:27 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...DRAGONS...WILL..BE...BALLED!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:14:20 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...NICKELBACK WILL SUCK...oh wait
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
they always suck
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Nov 12, 2009 7:22:51 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...THE CLUB...WILL BE...DURING BREAKFEAST!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:22:58 PM CST
This Summer...THE HORROR WILL BE IN AMNITYVILLE!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Nov 12, 2009 7:24:01 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...A CHILD..WILL...BE...CALLED...IT!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:26:12 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...WILL...DIE...HARD! (rated pg-13)
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:27:03 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...THE HUNDRED...WILL...BE...3!!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:27:55 PM CST
This Summer...THE WORLD WILL HAVE THE FIRST PART OF IT'S HISTORY
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Nov 12, 2009 7:29:56 PM CST
THIS SUMMER HARRY WILL FUCK HERMIONE ON CAMERA
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
i will pay to see that!!!
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Nov 12, 2009 7:31:26 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...THE STONES...WILL BE...ROLLING!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:35:47 PM CST
This Summer...FOUR PEOPLE WILL BECOME FANTASTIC!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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Nov 12, 2009 7:36:06 PM CST
THIS SUMMER...THE WITCH..WILL...BE...BLAIRED!
by supercowbell5thecowbellhasspoken
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Nov 12, 2009 7:44:44 PM CST
This Summer...THE COMMANDMENTS WILL NUMBER TEN!!!
by cheeses_of_nazareth
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you're a machine!
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While visiting the internet, why not try some of the chats online? You can meet super new people, and maybe have a real fun, interesting time, online!
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just to see how much I could endure. It was a roller coaster ride. The movie title thing started out lame. Then annoying. Then really annoying. Then slightly amusing. Then funny. Then hilarious. And then annoying again. And now I'm just kind of here. Hell of a ride.
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Nov 12, 2009 10:40:57 PM CST
Did you know you had an Internet Chat Association, online?
by internet_chat_helper
Well, you do. Would you like to know more?
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But, you all know that "Avatar" is gonna rock.
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Dude they are wisely saving the Kraken, it is the big finish after all.
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Should be fun.
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Boring Movie, Lame ass metal band.fuck, it's the resurgence of the 80's!
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Definitely, Maybe
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In the dark knight.
But really? That's Iron Maiden?....
W--what the fuck happened to them???
And the movie looks cool, but the trailer is ass. -
Maiden fucking rules you 12 year old fuckhead
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As CotT is one of my most beloved movies. That said, the trailer and posters do look pretty freakin cool.
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