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Darren Aronofsky's THE BLACK SWAN is assembling a helluva cast!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. If it wasn't enough that we're getting a new Darren Aronofsky movie that promises to be a psychological thriller that could very well have the highest cuteness-on-screen ratio since HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE now we get word on some serious cool casting. Joining the already announced adorable duo Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis will be Winona Ryder, Barbara Hershey and Vincent Cassel according the huggable Peter Scireta at Slashfilm. The flick is about two rival ballerinas (Portman and Kunis) vying for the same spot, a vacancy left by Ryder's character as the Swan Queen in Swan Lake. What moves this into the crazy Aronofsky category is that Kunis may or may not be a figment of Portman's imagination. Hershey would play Portman's mother and Cassel would be the "sinister" director of the ballet. Go Aronofsky! Can't wait to see this one play out! -Quint Follow Me On Twitter

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  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:43 a.m. CST


    by MMacKK

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Vincent Cassel is playing a sinister character?!

    by Josh Acid

    I'll believe that when I see it.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:49 a.m. CST

    The Rape

    by shutupfanboy

    I heard Megan from Family Guy will rape Queen Amidela in this flick. I can see this movie bombing in theaters and being a high rental or download afterwards.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:49 a.m. CST

    I used to be really excited for an Aronofsky flick

    by tumtwat

    but I just don't know anymore...

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:52 a.m. CST


    by Larry Sellers

    What happened to that?

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Portman and Ryder!!!

    by filmcoyote

    Woo-hoo, Ryder and her natural successor in the doe-eyed cutey stakes in the same movie. Directed by Darren "can do no wrong in my book" Aronofsky. I'm so there.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:56 a.m. CST


    by MorganLeafy

    Aranofsky, one of the few genuine talents of the moments. No remakes please, leave that to the lesser gods. Also Portman in tights = score (at least if she doesn't completely starve herself to look convincing)

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:56 a.m. CST

    Aronofsky gets a Pass

    by Dignan666

    If this was anyone else but Aronofsky, i'd say this was shaping up to be the worst movie of the year.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:03 a.m. CST

    When I saw this I thought another remake

    by Grand Moff Toht

    Black Swan is a Tyrone Power pirate flick from the '40s in TECHNICOLOR. Based on a novel by Sabatini, who also wrote Captain Blood. Very entertaining. Glad they're not remaking it. Didn't think someone like Arnofsky would do a pirate adventure anyway. So... um, yeah. Guess these aren't the droids I'm looking for. Move along.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Aronofsky's films

    by LoneGun

    Darren Aronofsky's genuinely talented, and he's certainly shown he can direct good performances from his actors. So, yeah, the casting here is worth noting. Personally, however, I've found all his films, so far, kind of...I dunno...unpalatable. I credit him with remaining true to his own vision and making films with a fearlessly independent spirit. But I find them all depressing, very depressing actually. My favorite of his movies was REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, a film I have no desire to ever see again.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Aronofsky gets a Pass for ASS2ASS!

    by The_Crimson_King

    will this movie gave ASS2ASS?

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:07 a.m. CST


    by The_Crimson_King

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:07 a.m. CST

    I'm sorry for the immaturity folks..

    by The_Crimson_King

    I just couldn't resist making a reference to ASS2ASS!

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:10 a.m. CST

    Replace Portman

    by Mr. Profit

    With McAdams, and replace Kunis with Knightly and you have better actresses who are capable of making this better. Portman is still coasting on her "Leon" cred. Everything else she has done has been weak. And Kunis is cute, but that is all. She is not a serious actress. Just cute TV sitcom material who would be perfect as the "Mother" on "How I Met Your Mother". But again, she is no actress. She has no more skill than Megan Fox.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:12 a.m. CST

    anyone remember that Tim Allen flick Jungle 2 Jungle?

    by The_Crimson_King

    they should make a sequel and call it ASS2ASS!

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:18 a.m. CST

    Vincent Cassel is badass

    by Gungan Slayer

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:26 a.m. CST

    I remember a dark haired Buffy

    by el-guappo

    In "Swans Crossing." Could that be a black swan?

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Mila Kunis

    by Series7

    Is she really a good actress? I mean I guess I can see where geeks see her as wank material. But man, she can't act for shit. <p> Then again DA got a performence out of a Wayans brother, and showed me that his Wife can act.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:42 a.m. CST

    Quint, your vagina is showing

    by Acappellaman

    Serisouly... ballet? Mysterious plot with a potential imaginary person or not... it's a movie about ballet. I just don't think I can excrete enough testosterone out of my system to watch this.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:49 a.m. CST

    How many characters will be bald and go climb a space tree?

    by Royston Lodge

    'nuff said.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST


    by Gwai Lo

    Don't pronounce it D.O.A. so early. Remember Suspiria?

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:09 a.m. CST

    This will not be as good as the episode from this season's Curb

    by Spacezilla

    with the same name. So unless this flick has a funny bald dude killing a Black Swan with a golf club, then forget about it.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Robocop is a ballerina now?

    by WickedJester

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:12 a.m. CST


    by BringingSexyBack

    Not crazy about Kunis but I enjoy anything Portman is in (prequels notwithstanding). I would rather have had Zooey Deschanel instead of Kunis though.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:17 a.m. CST

    William Wilson with tits and lesbo-sex

    by _Palmer_Eldritch


  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Winona Ryder is a goddamned goddess...

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    not sure if i have anything else to add to this discussion...

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:22 a.m. CST

    I need to see THE FOUNTAIN again...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I liked it a lot, mostly because it looked beautiful, and when I'm in the right mood that kind of existential philosophizing is right up my alley.<P>I was left with a slight nagging feeling that under the beautiful philosophizing there might be a whole lot of nothing though. Of course, that emptiness could be part of the point too...I definitely need to see it again.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:24 a.m. CST

    ...and Aronofsky gets a pass on account of Marisa Tomei's

    by FlickaPoo

    ...ass. <P>He doesn't need a pass, but he would get one if he needed one.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:27 a.m. CST

    But will Natalie and Mila go at with a double-headed dildo?

    by TurdontheRun

    They can roll around in a giant vat of strawberry jelly afterwards.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:29 a.m. CST

    wait, yes i do...

    by jackknifed_juggernaut

    Crimson_King is all over it... ASS2ASS is essential for this film's success.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:40 a.m. CST

    yeah, whatever happened to his Robocop remake?

    by The_Crimson_King

    of course, I'm not too sure I'd want to see Robocop doing ASS2ASS

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:47 a.m. CST

    FIGHT CLUB for the ballet set?

    by YackBacker

    Will Natalie Portman actually be acting in this one, or will she be reading off of cue cards without the slightest hint of humanity, as is her usual approach?

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:48 a.m. CST

    heard Port bares all in this one

    by damiz707

    I grew up on the Professional and seeing her half ass naked in Closer made me a bit uncomfortable at first. But after several views, I am now cool with it. Still a lesbian, I think, but she's much better than the Juno chick, EWWWWW

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST

    I am Jack's tutu

    by The_Crimson_King

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Watch the trailer for BROTHERS

    by damiz707

    Damn, Port is lookin kinda good now that she gained a lil weight.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:03 a.m. CST

    The Prestige with Ballerinas

    by Moundshroud

    I've always wanted to see such a flick.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:04 a.m. CST

    like Closer, I will own this dvd, and like Closer


    it will be placed in my porn collection.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:04 a.m. CST

    Ryder Portman Kunis

    by happyboy

    not a decent actress in the bunch but grats on launching the wet dreams of 10,000 nerds. go the full 9 and recruit Rachel Weisz and Jennifer Connelly and you have the "Expendables" of the hot Jewess genre

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:11 a.m. CST

    it'd be "Expendables" all right...

    by The_Crimson_King

    as in expending some body fluids

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Most promising.

    by HarryCalder

    Portman? Kunis? Ryder? Cassel? An Aronofsky mind-games thriller? Yeah, that all sounds real good. And after The Wrestler, I will follow Aronofsky anywhere he wants to go. Also, Pi rocked, as did Requiem.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    worst plot synopsis ever

    by knowthyself


  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Dude sure likes the big brown-eyed girls, doesn't he?

    by HarryCalder

    Along with the aforementioned, there's Weisz, Connelly, Wood... I like his taste.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:22 a.m. CST

    I Saw "The Black Swan"

    by Aquatarkusman

    And thought of that Tyrone Power/Maureen O'Hara movie back in like 1940 or something. This sounds like Robert Altman's "The Company."

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:22 a.m. CST

    You know this WILL have lesbo sex - FACT

    by _Palmer_Eldritch

    Not sure about the Ass2Ass, though...

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Oh my God, he's remaking the J-manga film PRIDE!

    by reflecto

    Except with ballerinas instead of opera singers! I love it.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:29 a.m. CST

    I don't mean to be a smartass2ass

    by jackalcack

    but it was actually referred to onscreen as <p> "END2END! END2END! END2END!" <p> That's a new AICN username in the making right there.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:44 a.m. CST

    Yay! Aronofsky AND Portman!

    by WillowFan2001

    Just two of the Hollywood types who have decided to line up in support of child rape -- well, that is, it's okay as long as you're Roman Polanski. I'll pass, and everyone who thinks child rape is wrong should too.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:51 a.m. CST

    You know what a black swan is?

    by Umbrasprite

    It's a metaphor.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Child rape is wrong

    by jackalcack

    Ass rape is fine. <p> END2END! END2END! END2END!

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:57 a.m. CST

    The Black Swan PIRATE movie...

    by Grinning White Skull

    The Tyrone Power/Maureen O'Hara movie with George Sanders is one of THE great pirate movies! Ask Harry!

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Maureen O'Hara end2end?

    by Royston Lodge

    Comedy, thy name is Royston.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Gwai Lo

    by Sailor Rip

    Ok. If in the first five minutes a girl is killed then crashes, hung by a noose, through a window, then a pane of glass from the window impales and kills another girl I'll consider seeing it.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:11 p.m. CST

    Indeed, Aronofsky has quite a refined taste in ladies.

    by Gwai Lo

    Weisz, Connelly, Tomei, Kunis, Portman, etc. Needs a dash of color in the palette pretty soon but other than that he's batting 1000 as far as casting the hottest women in the business goes.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Here's the thing:

    by RAVENL0RD

    I never want to see another movie where the whole thing is in the character's head. I said that after A Beautiful Mind, and I said it after Secret Window. I know there are a couple more movies I can't think of right now that do that as well. I hate that plot device.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Sailor Rip

    by Gwai Lo

    Agreed a grisly ballerina death movie would be better than a Neve Campbell type of ballerina movie.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Most egregious "all in their head" offender

    by Gwai Lo

    Identity. Spoilers. Every character in the movie is a make-believe "split personality" of a serial killer. Who knew the intricacies of the human psyche happened to work a lot like a bad slasher movie?

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Jacob's Ladder

    by Royston Lodge


  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST


    by aphextwin

    Is that remake/sequel still under Aronofsky's wings?

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:25 p.m. CST

    RAVENL0RD / Gwai Lo

    by jackalcack

    That's my worry for Nolan's Inception. A film that takes place "within the architecture of the mind" sounds dubious to me.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Gwai Lo - No love for "Identity?!"

    by HarryCalder

    I thought that film was a hoot! What a fantastic way to turn the "Ten Little Indians" premise into something new! Sure, as a case study of human psychology, it may be a pile of steaming feces, but who cares?! And how dare you for spoiling it?! For shame!

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:29 p.m. CST

    I hope the Robocop remake is dead.

    by F-18

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Sailor Rip

    by gavdiggity

    you beat me to it...

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 12:38 p.m. CST

    "The Black Swan".

    by Traumnovelle

    Aronofsky should really consider changing the title. I see it now and all I think of is Larry David clubbing a black swan to death.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Something new?

    by Gwai Lo

    It just put two very old things together: the ten little Indians slasher formula, and the all in their head psyche-out ending. Also found the movie thoroughly bland in every other respect: cinematography, performances, general writing and direction...

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 1:12 p.m. CST


    by Sailor Rip

    lol <p> Best episode so far this season. Funkhauser was about to rat him out too for the free dues and valet parking.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 1:23 p.m. CST

    This cast does nothing for me.

    by thedarklinglord

    I never understood the appeal of Natalie Portman (there was only one movie she did where I found her appealing, and I can't even think of what they movie was now), and Mila Kunis loses all cuteness and hotness because she let that pasty Culkin douche put his dick inside her. And Winona Ryder has always been a whiny, insufferable twat. I typically love Aronofsky's stuff, but the cast makes this project sound less enjoyable that a taser to the testicles.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    This sounds like a remake of..

    by Raymond Shaw

    "42nd Street"

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Gwai Lo - I guess the fake-out worked for me...

    by HarryCalder

    ...better than it did for you. It was a great Friday night, have a couple of beers, rental. And I did like that if you really paid close attention to the opening credit sequence, you were given nearly all the clues you needed to figure the "mystery" out ahead of time. But I'll grant you that the overall production is nothing to write home about. It was just nice to see some creative thinking in a genre that usually has absolutely none.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 2:20 p.m. CST


    by MorningStar666

    Darren can do no wrong in my book. His films always hit me like a ton of bricks. Bring it on (gotta love the haters on this site!)

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Mila Kunis is part of my imagination

    by carlanga

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST

    could be very good

    by Kammich

    the plot synopsis is just quacky enough to pass as Serling-inspired, and the prospect of having a Twilight Zone-like full length feature from a talented director like Aronofsky sounds very good to me. he probably wouldn't be in my top-5(or even top-10) of active directors, but I can honestly say that I haven't disliked any of his movies. yes, I liked the Fountain. and yes, this movie has a great collection of adorable women in it, which always helps.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 3:26 p.m. CST

    by the title for some reason I thought...

    by Steepdog1

    That this was going to be some sort of swashbuckling pirate adventure.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Vincent fucking Cassell!!!!

    by TheWaqman

    Hell yeah, I love that guy.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 3:45 p.m. CST

    The only one I have doubts over is Mila Kunis...

    by TheWaqman

    she's done nothing so far to convince me she will pull off a dramatic role. Also is anybody being reminded of Suspiria here? If this can be 10 percent as good as that then it is film of the year.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Will there be any...Hot Scissor Action?<P>

    by DrMorbius

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 3:53 p.m. CST

    You know, Portman + Kunis = CLAM SLAM<p>

    by DrMorbius

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 4:12 p.m. CST

    The script is good.

    by MaxTheSilent

    But wacky, and I imagine it will only get weirder with Aronofsky's involvement. As written the much-hyped sex scene is a fairly short, drunken make-out with some finger action. If Darren knows what's good for him he'll turn it into a 25-minute segment of the finished film.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 4:20 p.m. CST

    So This Isn't the Nassim Nicholas Taleb Novel?

    by Prague23


  • Nov. 9, 2009, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Portman was supposed to star in a remake of Suspiria

    by TurdontheRun

    Guess that's not happening now -probably for the best.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Barbara Hershey, yes!

    by DrPain

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 5:11 p.m. CST

    hey, wait. What of Robocop!?!

    by DrPain

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 5:29 p.m. CST

    so wait

    by Kammich

    there really is a scripted sex scene between kunis and portman? darren aronofsky is a genius

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 5:45 p.m. CST

    Definitely for the best, nobody wants a Suspiria remake...

    by TheWaqman

    honestly it will be shit anyways. Leave classics alone.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Larry David needs to get in this

    by BadMrWonka

    Curb fans know what I'm talking about...

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 6:39 p.m. CST


    by SuperWelling


  • Nov. 9, 2009, 6:44 p.m. CST


    by damiz707


  • Nov. 9, 2009, 7:24 p.m. CST

    better news MCADAMS AS BALCKCAT! YES

    by SuperWelling

    rachel mccadams as baclack cat in spidey 4!!

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Thanks SuperWelling!

    by TedKordLives

    You just made my day! Not the biggest Smallville fan anymore, but I love me some Amanda Waller. Oh man, if there's some Suicide Sqaud action I'll definitely be tuning in. <P> That said, I'd prefer CCH Pounder for Waller, as she voiced her in the JLU AND is physically a perfect match. But Pam Fucking Grier! That's pretty awesome. She can be pretty fucking mean when she wants to. <P> Just watch 'Escape From L.A.', you'll see what I mean.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 7:54 p.m. CST


    by SuperWelling

    escape frol la rocked! loved cch Pounder, but i think PAM will do GREAT! whats ya think of the Blackcat news!?

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Awesome as well Sir!

    by TedKordLives

    She's hot and a decent actress to boot! If I were Peter I'd ditch MJ in a hurry!

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Thanks again...

    by TedKordLives

    It would've been weeks before AICN got around to reporting on these developments, if at all.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 7:58 p.m. CST

    agreed tedKord

    by SuperWelling

    Especially if MJ was Kirsten Dunst!lol

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8 p.m. CST

    yeah ted it should be aint it LATE

    by SuperWelling

    thats more what this site is liie now!lol

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:08 p.m. CST


    by TedKordLives

    Just a place for us geeks to talk amongst ourselves. <P> Don't know if you're interested, (just thought I'd share some news) but the new heroclix set comes out on the 18th. <P> Well, I'm excited about it..

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 8:28 p.m. CST

    your rock ted love heroclix!!

    by SuperWelling

    can u join my supes site?

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST


    by MorningStar666

    Please. DARIO ARGENTO couldn't make a good and entertaining horror movie if cliver barker was ejaculating all over his brain. OVER RATED. QUIT YOUR DAY JOB AND TELL YOUR COKED UP DAUGHTER TO SHAVE HER HAIRY PUSSY, MR. ARGENTO.

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST


    by MorningStar666

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 9:50 p.m. CST

    A helluva cast?!?! Besides, Vincent where the helluva part???

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    I click the thread and expected to shout, HELL YEAH!!!<p>What a letdown!

  • Nov. 9, 2009, 11:41 p.m. CST

    Meh. That's how I feel about it.

    by SoupBack

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 2:06 a.m. CST

    ROBOCOP 2011

    by organicstudios

    We need RoboCop By Darren as soon as possible!

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 2:10 a.m. CST

    We need nude scenes!

    by JohnRyder

    And I am not thinking about Vincent Cassell

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 2:22 a.m. CST

    Ballet and a case of the crazies!

    by qtipsq

    I don't know about you, but sounds like a genre film right up Mr. Aroojgjnfikskys alley.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 2:54 a.m. CST

    My Favorite Golden Girls Episode

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    When Sophia went ass-to-ass with Blanche, whilst a stunned Bea Atrhur and Betty White looked on.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 2:59 a.m. CST

    Re: A helluva cast?!?! Look at Glengarry Glen Ross

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    This cast isn't fit to fight over the scraps in Pacinos minestrone-flavoured shit.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 3:03 a.m. CST

    All Connelly films should end with an ass-to-ass scene.

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    FACT.<p> Then I Dalto could watch her take on my ass-ugly henchman. So really it could even be ass-to-face with that guy. Also I'd love to see her go ass-to-ass with Hoggle.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 3:05 a.m. CST

    Kunis is a B+ list at best and looks haggered.

    by Damien Chowder

    I'm amazed at how she has aged so much while losing her looks. It's either drugs or other stars are on anti aging drugs. Don't get me wrong I used to think Kunis was cute but she looks haggered now.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 7:45 a.m. CST

    All films should end with an ass-to-ass scene.

    by ATARI

    There, I said it.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Should be Neve Campbell instead of Ryder

    by bingo the clown

    Since Campbell can actually dance ballet (see: The Company).

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 8:58 a.m. CST


    by jackalcack

    Gives a whole new meaning to 'final duel' in the Star Wars films. <p> ""

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 9 a.m. CST

    Why is Kunis with Macaulay Culkin?

    by Kaiser Soze

    When she could be with me? (Or anyone else that's at least a bit more relevant than Kevin from Home Alone). However, I have heard that he likes to set traps in her hoo-hoo to prevent hapless cat-burglars from slipping in.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 9:03 a.m. CST

    Macaulay Culkin

    by jackalcack

    Blatantly diddled by Jacko.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 9:13 a.m. CST

    Now I has White Christmas with Ass2Ass stuck in my head...

    by Royston Lodge

    Thanks a lot!!!

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 9:32 a.m. CST

    Home Alone...

    by jackalcack

    ...should have ended with Kevin tricking the two burglars into going Ass2Ass.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Rather than getting married...

    by jackalcack the end of the last Indiana Jones, Indy and Marion should've just gone Ass2Ass. In the church, of course with all their friends and son watching.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 9:35 a.m. CST

    It's a Wonderful Life

    by jackalcack

    Jimmy Stewart takes it in turns going Ass2Ass with his whole family. Because he loves them.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 9:38 a.m. CST

    The Wrestler

    by jackalcack

    Randy 'The Ram' Robinson has a fatal heart attack whilst going Ass2Ass with another wrestler. Gives a whole new meaning to 'dying in the ring'.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 9:38 a.m. CST


    by jackalcack

    I'm just REALLY bored.

  • Nov. 10, 2009, 2:28 p.m. CST

    the fountain

    by MariusXe

    loved, loved, LOVED it! forever in my top 5 fave movies of all time! I know, I'm pretty much alone with that opinion, but I don't give a fuck. Yes I also still like the dark knight and therefore have a terrible taste in the eyes of many talkbackers but so what.

  • Nov. 11, 2009, 12:02 p.m. CST


    by Slippy

    I heard there is a rape scene between the 2. Dear God, I might have to cut the bottom out of the popcorn tub for this one.

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